ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th September 2025

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Mr Fantasy joins the show!  Sister Law: Episode 2.  Bree and Clint take the best friend test.  Did you date multiple people from the same family?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Go, let's go. I think I met you in a dream last time. Green's Brie and Clint. Hi, everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show.

What? What did you just gave me the finger? Oh my God. I just watched the episode of Drive to Survive where Liam Lawson gives the Red Bull Driver the Finger. The Mexican. Sergio. Yeah, Perez.

I was like, wild. Also, leading sport story today. The Black Ferns going through to the semifinal baby, let's go. How bloody good. That's old news. Leading sport story. Yeah.

Our celebrity football match yesterday I mean that I wouldn't call that ever A leading sport story It's leading my headlines My whole body is screaming about it So much sport on the weekend God that was a good game from the Black Ferns

Yeah People say oh they had them in the first time Whatever Who won? The Black Ferns took them out They took them down And that's the main thing Canada on Saturday morning 6 a.m.

Yeah 6 a.m. Much better time. Doable. Very doable Yeah And in the other one, in the other quarterfinal, one of the French players bit one of the Irish players. I saw that.

What's with everyone biting everyone? Healthy French. There was a game in the NRLW on the weekend where one of the girls bit someone as well. So all women's sport. Biting is a women's sports problem. I guess we had Mike Tyson, didn't we? I think there's been biting in other sports for a long time.

Why are you women so keen on biting each other? Can't we all just get along? How do you bite someone with a mouthguard? It's a great point. Do you spit it out and then bite? Well, you can't bite someone if you've got a mouthguard in. Yeah, true. So maybe it doesn't matter.

Maybe it's just another form of tackling. I guess the bottom teeth. Imagine if you had to wear a top and bottom mouthguard. Can I just say in the celebrity soccer match that we played in out of the how many players were there? There's about 30. 30 of us out of the 30 players that were on or off the football. field, one person wore a mouthguard, and that was Clint Roberts. I thought there would be more.

I thought there would be more. And then people, you were trying to yell stuff on the field, and then everyone was like, what did you say, Clint? Hey, Jack Ancette had a mouthguard too, but he was too embarrassed to wear it because none of you guys had one. And I said, come on, don't you should wear it. If you're wearing your teeth, you should wear it. He goes, no, my job. just do what everyone else is doing.

He's like, I think I'll be fine. Anyway, we'll give you some goss from that game later in the show. I think that was the biggest goss right there. No, we've got some more goss. But tradie versus lady. Let's do it, everybody. Play Z-N's Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady.

It's treaty versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Score update for the year. The tradies on 72. The ladies on. 76. Our ladies in Timaru, she's 32, and she's a fun mum of four. Welcome to the show, Ella.

Hi, Ella. You're not a regular mom, you're a cool mom. Very cool mom. What makes a fun mum, Ella? One that just has no rules. Yeah, nice, nice. It sounds like it's going to go well. Would you buy me a six-pack if I was, like, asking for, like, a party?

I was, like, 16. What's that? Would you buy, like if I said, Hey, Mom, I'm going to this party on the weekend. Everyone's having a few drinks. Can you buy me a six pack of beers? I'm saying, no, don't worry about the six pack. You come around the fridge is full.

Jesus. She is a fun mum. She's taking on our Trady from Nelson. He's 40 and he's a veteran of Trady versus Lady. He's won the damn thing twice. Welcome to the show, Brad. Gidey Brad. Hello, guys, how you down?

But do you have a full fridge, Brad, that we can come around and raid? Oh, I don't. There's no alcohol in my place, but there is another four kids. There's another what? There's another four kids just like today's day. Another four kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We might go where the full fridge is, actually.

Brad, no offence. Yeah. Your buzz is Trady. Ella, yours is lady, and the first to three correct dancers gets $50 cash from KFC. And Brad, if it's you, it'll be. be a hat trick so good luck here we go best of luck question number one in what decade was ivf invented was it 70s 90s or the 2000s lady i'm going to say Brad just got in there in the 70s it was the 70s the late 70s was the first real um findings in ivf okay one to the

tradies question number two the black ferns are through to the semi-final of the Yes, Ella? Canada. Jesus. You took a stab because you had no idea where that question was going. We could have asked who did they beat. We could have asked winners the game. But the question was going to be, who will they meet in the semifinal?

And you got Canada correct. It was unreal. Well done. Point well deserved. One apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lady?

Ella. Post Malone? Post Malone. It is posty. Yes, no, we called that earlier. Two to the ladies. One to the Trades. Question number four.

Which company, which car company produces the golf hatchback? Trades. Yes, Bradys. Waltzwagen. It is Wartzwagon. We're all tied up here in the fifth. This is for the win. Question number five.

Local elections are on right now. What is the voting age in New Zealand? Zealand. Triding. Oh. I actually couldn't split you guys. I couldn't split it either. Because Brad said, oh, first, but then I think you got your names out at the same time, so we're avoiding it.

No, we can't have that as a slider, sorry. Okay. We move on to another tie break question. Here comes question number six. What colour is a pint of Guinness? Trudely. Brad. Lady.

Black. Black. He's got it. My butt cheeks were clenched at the end there. It was very tight. It was very tight. Ella, well done. You put up a hell of a fight.

We're very proud of you. Awesome, thanks. Call back and play again. You deserve to play again. Brad, mate, it's a turkey. It's a hat trick. It's all the things. Three in a row for you.

Yep, pretty happy with that. You should be. 50 bucks. Cash coming your way. Thanks to KFC. Trades go to 73. Only three behind the ladies who are on 76. For the last couple of weeks, the world has been trying to figure out who the hell this is.

I'm feeling good today. I'm feeling good today. I'm feeling good. Well, I'll tell you, that's great, man. That's great, man. That's great, man. Welcome to the show, Mr. Fantasy. Thank you for having me.

It's very, very great to be here in your middle land. I reckon you'd love it in New Zealand, Mr. Fantasy. Yeah, I think when are you coming to visit us? Is there a tour planned? Are you going to play R&V? We need you here, Mr. Fantasy. I would love to come over there. I mean, I would love to come over there and look at all the hobbits

that you have running around, apparently, in the mountains. So, yeah, they're everywhere. New Zealand, Japan, all of these great places. Yes, the answer is yes. What else do you have? We know so little about you. Are you drinking in Guinness right now? Oh yeah, I love Guinness

I drink Guinness It's the The magical potion that I like to drink Can you split the G? Very, very well It's my best move Hey, we know so little about you You were a complete mystery to us

Until about a week and a half ago So what's your origin story Where are you from And what's your deal, Mr. Fantasy I'm from Harrogate And that's in the UK And that's where I grew up And now I'm in Los Angeles

And basically I like to lick at all. I like to suck it all and I like to kiss it. I need to ask you, Mr. Fantasy, there's been a lot of rumours swirling around that you're actually the love child of Austin Powers. Is there any truth to that? Yeah, I've seen things about that. The thing about my fans is that they're up to all sorts of things

because I'm constantly watching them. You know what I mean? I'm looking at their profiles. I'm watching their profiles very closely. And And they've got all sorts of funny ideas. I mean, they're throwing out a lot of things. And obviously, you know, they know now that I love James Franco, who's my absolute favorite actor.

And I get a lot of my inspiration comes from him. And I just think he's a beautiful man. When you see him smile, I love that smile that is like this. And I feel I have a similar type of smile that sort of wins people over. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? No, I know what you mean. So you're more James Franco over day.

Dave Franco? Who's Dave Franco? Exactly right. I need to ask you, Mr. Fantasy. We're loving the tracks, an absolute bop. Good. Is there more music? Is there an album on the way?

When can we expect it? Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? This new music, of course there is. What do you think I am? Some kind of idiot. I mean, come, mate. Stop talking. Don't say anything.

I'm talking right now. I want to say this. Yes, there's more music. Guys, I'm going to tell you a little secret. Okay, let me let me let you in on the casey grip. If you think that that was good, if you think that that was good, then you have no idea what... I don't even need 90% of my seat, because I'm on the edge of it right now.

Listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm dedicated to my fans. That's all I care about. That's why I watch them. That's why I share videos of them. That's why I make my own videos with them in it. Because guess what? It's about them.

It's about nothing else. It's not even about me and it's about encouraging people and it's about inspiring people and it's about skimming out and that's it What a beautiful message to put out into the world

This is one of the best interviews we've ever had Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? Of course, no, yeah, please do Have you played my song on your radio station yet? We've not only played it It's on the playlist We've added it to the playlist

We're playing it every day, Mr Fantasy Oh, I love that I think you guys are amazing for it I appreciate that, thank you so much really I need to know is Mr. Fantasy single, and is he looking for a Mrs. Fantasy? Mr. Fantasy is Mr. Fantasy. And Mr. Fantasy is attracted to all beings, everything with a soul I'm attracted to, and I'm ready for it.

I'm ready to kiss it, I'm ready to lick it, and I'm ready to lick it, and I'm ready to lick it. And I'm ready to... Well, sex life is, well, little to none right now, because I'm so busy. I'm just... What about you guys? What about you guys? Well, look, we're both in relationships But if you're offering something, I'm open to it Oh, well, sadly, I'm not right now

But I'm ready to be your friend I'm happy to be your friend Yeah, well there you go You can pinpoint the moment where Bree's heart Why don't you guys be in a relationship with each other You guys look like a good match You're quite tall, you're quite a handsome bloke And you're a very beautiful girl

Thank you, Mr Fantasy I love your cardigan there That vest is spot on, I love it I wish I could sniff that I wish I could sniff it Don't forget us okay When you blast off into stratospheric fame, you remember that here,

we were the first ones to flirt with you on the radio, okay? I love you guys so much. Really? I love you. I still love you and the office still stands even though you shut me down. I'll be here, waiting. I just want to suck it all up.

I was going to say, do you want to use our platform to get one last message out to the world? But is that it? I just want to suck it all up. Is that the message? I think it's a great message. The message is that, you know,

whatever's happening in your life, good nor bad, everything is exactly as it should be. Trust that and everything will be all right. There it is. The one, the only. Mr. Fantasy, everybody. Do not adjust your radios and you haven't taken drugs.

No. That was Mr. Fantasy. If you just joined us and you missed the precursor to that, we're 110% sure that it's KJ Arpa with fake teeth in. but we were not allowed to ask that question at any point. No, the interview would be shut down if we asked that question. They double emailed to say, do not bring up KJ. Aper. So did I get rejected by Mr. Fantasy or KJ. Aper?

It's a really good question. Because like getting rejected by KJ.A.A., I mean, fair enough. Look at him. That wasn't a live interview either. That was pre-recorded and edited. And our producer Claudia had the ability to take that rejection out of the edit. I asked you, producer Claude, before this went to air, I said, did you take out the rejection part that was really embarrassing for me?

And you went, no comment. And you left it in. There were so many other things you could have left in, but no. There it is. I'm just going to hit on every person we interview on the show and just see what my hit rate is. Cast the net wide. Yeah, yeah, good idea.

Who's up next, Rita Orr? The ZDM Podcast Network. We're talking about that Charlie XXX News over the weekend she got married again. She just got married in July and she's already remarried to the same guy. Yeah, they just had another wedding. Someone texted in and said, if you are from the UK, which she is, and you want to have a destination wedding, you still have to get married in a registry office in the UK so that you can get your marriage certificate. So that's what they've essentially done. Right. So they've really just done something to celebrate their

registry office moment. And then they've gone for the destination wedding. Yes. When were you do it in New Zealand? Like if you want to get married in Fiji or something, do you just, you'd essentially have to do the same thing, wouldn't you? The same thing, I'm pretty sure. Do you go to a courthouse? Yeah, you go to the courthouse and technically get married at the courthouse and get your certificate. How unromantic. Yeah. Do you kiss? Is the person who works in the courthouse like, you guys should kiss? I think they do. Maybe. Because you have to have a witness, don't you? That's what Carrie and Mr. Big did. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean here in New Zealand. Like, remember Carrie and Big had the big wedding planned and then it all went tits up

And then they ended up just getting married at the courthouse I've never seen sex in the city I only watched the sequel so The movies you never saw movie number one no I never saw movie no the second movie was the worst How many times did you marry the same person Emily's here hi Emily Hi hi how are you we're good how many times im before I go on my daughter needs one of me to tell you that I'm a long time I'm listening to first time call her. Let's go, Emily, let's go. Your daughter knows what's up, Emily.

You only get one chance at that, and she did not let you miss it. Your daughter nailed it. She's super excited. Okay, so is this daughter with the man that you've married multiple times, Emily? This is the daughter with the man I married multiple times, yes. How come you've married your man multiple times? He's a Kiwi, and I'm originally an American, and we were living in China when we got engaged. Okay.

So we were planning two overseas weddings while living in China, one in the States and one in New Zealand. Right. And our Chinese friends saw us doing this in the stress that we were under. And they planned a surprise Chinese wedding course with Chinese customs and all sorts. So we had our Chinese wedding and our U.S. wedding in December. And then a month later we flew to New Zealand and had our summer wedding. So I had three wedding dresses. Three wedding dresses.

I've heard of surprise birthday parties. I've never heard of the surprise wedding that the bride and the groom didn't know about. Yeah, they had meetings and all sorts behind her back. No diplomatic answers here, Emily. Your families are not listening. Which one was the best? The Chinese, the American

or the Kiwi wedding? Oh, that's a great question. There was no stress with the Chinese wedding. We just had to show up so that was pretty cool. So we're going Chinese. But no, they're all different. Winter at the Chinese. No, the Chinese was the best.

She said Chinese. where there was none of her pesky family there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, and we appreciate it. We're asking how many times do you marry the same person? Someone said we got married once, but it was a Halloween party surprise wedding. So we're going to do it again and have a proper wedding event,

but we're going to send out Halloween party invites to everybody. That's pretty fun. It's a good idea. Someone said two weddings on the same day to the same person. First one only had about eight to ten people. The next one around 200. Four. Yep.

So you did one. intimate one and then a huge one. That sounds like the way it goes. Someone said my husband and I just renewed our wedding vows after 20 years. It was super nice because we got to do everything that we would have loved to have done at our original wedding. We just didn't have the money in our 20s. I didn't even have a wedding dress. Oh, that's awesome.

That's really cool. Yeah. I wonder what were the things that they did at their second time wedding that they couldn't afford the first time. I want to know. Here we go. We're getting some information. said there's no such thing as a courthouse wedding in New Zealand. Okay, so where does it happen?

Yeah. How do you do it? And someone else said, marriage in Fiji is legal in New Zealand. Oh, really? Okay. Okay. Was any marriage anywhere legal in New Zealand?

No. Really? Wait, anywhere around the world? Yeah. No. But if you're, say you got, you get married in America. Yeah. And then you guys moved to New Zealand.

Mm-hmm. And you get divorced. Mm. How does divorce law work for you guys? I don't know. I don't know either. Dead is Franklin. New research out today has found that a whopping 86% of young people, and when I say young people, millennials, Gen Zitters, have had the same thing happen with friendships.

Okay. And that thing is a fallout over money. Oh, okay. Nearly four in five of these young people said money had negatively affected their relationships and three in five said talking about money had become harder than talking about indoor gardening or politics. Oh my God. Money is apparently the hardest and most awkward thing to talk about. What do they mean?

Like when someone owes you money or something. So they go on to talk about how, yeah, unpaid bills. let's say you go on a holiday together and someone picks up the groceries and then they say hey you owe me this much and then people don't pay you back and then you blah blah blah blah weird because no generation has had more apps

and technology for sharing and splitting bills than millennials and Gen Z. Split-wise, that is the whole point of that app where you put everything on there so you can split money on holidays with friends but apparently they reckon yeah for young people it's a very difficult conversation.

Why do you think that is? I don't know actually. I think none of us ever want to rock the boat or make someone feel bad, right? Yeah, yeah. Or feel awkward that if they haven't paid me money that they owe me, but I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want to hurt your feelings. I'm past that now. I just go, hey, you haven't transformed me for that thing yet. Because you and I had that conversation about how long you wait before you send the message Yeah

And if they go Oh yeah I'll do it If they haven't done it By the end of the week I'll message them again Really? Yeah So you hound them

You don't let it go If they haven't done it they've forgotten If they haven't done it they've forgotten It's not going to randomly pop up in their mind And be like oh Here's a question How many messages

Do you send Before you're like Before I go around And take their PlayStation Or you're like Okay this friendship might be over. Oh.

Or are you someone that just leaves it? I don't know. I don't know because I tend to keep friends who are on the same page as me about stuff. You know, you end up birds of a further kind of thing. Maybe you've weeded out all those friendships. Yeah. All the stingies that skimp out on the bell.

Exactly. So you don't have this problem anymore. Producers, do you think it's awkward to ask friends like if they've lent money or if you've paid for something? Yeah. It can be a weird one. And actually, I was very curious to see

what the topic would be because me and my friends we are pretty open you're right about politics, religion, whatever it is when it comes to money it can be funny because and I think when your friends from high school particularly you're all in the same sort of bubble level

but then you go off to uni some people be a lawyer or radio whatever it is and so instantly that's when you're different when no one's got any money it's not a weird topic but then when some people do and some people don't exactly and then it's like we should do a friend holiday.

And so, not that this has happened to me, but that is, oh, we should go to Fiji, but then other people are like, oh, I was thinking the mount, you know, the Mount, or Rotorua or whatever. I hear you. So that's where it can get funny and awkward. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there you go. Or dinners.

Oh, where you go for dinner. So what's the solution? Yeah, I mean, get split-wise is the solution. The solution is the richest friend pays for everything. Because then if people, certain people don't pay the back, they're not going to miss it as much. Yeah, they're fine. This show's brought you by KFC's Wicked Box.

It's back for a limited time at KFC. The Tea, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Award season already, and the Emmys are underway today. Dean, who are the big winners? Oh my goodness, the big winners today at the Emmys. Yes, I know the awards who never ends, does it really. The studio actually won 12 Emmys. today, that's the hilarious comedy series on Apple TV Plus.

Such a good show, that won. I think it's really worth and deserving of it. One winner, though, the support today was, had a lot of people on their feet when he won. Owen Cooper from the show called Adolescence. 15 years old, just today became the youngest person in the Emmy's history of 40 years to win an Emmy. Isn't that so what?

Adolescence won multiple Emmys today in the limited series category. Have you guys seen it? Yes. We both have seen it, yeah. It's very dark. If you need a reminder, it's the one-shot show. It was on Netflix, and the whole thing was filmed in one shot about the kid who, well, spoilers. Yeah.

It's a pretty dark story. Yeah. But, yeah, everyone was talking about it because of the way it was shot, which was one, yeah, continuous shot, where essentially, if someone made a mistake, like, halfway through the shoot, they had to start again. Pretty wild. So he's the younger... Maybe if you cough or sneeze or something. Oh, you'd be devastated. You just kind of roll with it, I think.

and hopefully it's not that big of a mistake. Yeah. Here he is. This is a little bit of his acceptance speech, the youngest Emmy winner ever. Standing up here is just, wow, it's just so surreal. Honestly, when I started these drama classes a couple years back, I didn't expect to be even in the United States,

never mind here. If you listen and you focus and you step out your comfort zone, you can achieve anything in life. I was nothing about three years ago. I'm here now, so who cares if you get embarrassed, You know, anything can be impossible, but a big thanks to my parents, to my mum, my dad, my family, the ones who love me and ones who I love. It may have my name on this wall, but it really belongs to the people behind the camera. Imagine doing your first acting job, which that pretty much was his first acting job, and he wins an Emmy, and it's the youngest person ever to win an Emmy.

Where do you go to from there? You peaked. Yeah, he peaked. He's absolutely smashed that speech, though. Hasn't he done a fantastic job? Yeah, what a wonderful speech. well spoken too, he's 15. That's the T with D. McCarthy on the Emm's.

Saddam's Brie and Clint podcast. Zad M. Brie and Clint. You are about to enter the courtroom of Brie and Clint. The sisters are real. The cases are real. And the rulings are related. This is Sister Law. Welcome into the Sister Law courtroom.

Where there are two judges, one is Bree, one is me. plead your case and we will decide who is in the right, you or your sister. And what the punishment should be. This sister wishes to enter the courtroom anonymously. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hello. Hello. This must be a juicy sister law crime. What say you? Well, a couple of years ago me and my partner were trying for a baby. Okay. And

I'm good. I told everyone we were pregnant about seven weeks because we were due to go away. So we told everyone early. Okay. Next thing, you know, I get all these messages from my friends saying, oh, congratulations. And at this point, I wasn't even 12 weeks yet. So I tried to find the culprit. And lo and behold, it was my sister who a few months later found out she was pregnant as well.

Wait, your sister's gone. told all your friends. Yes. So you just said that you told everybody at seven weeks. You told everyone early. Oh, you just told us immediate family. Hence why your sister would have known, hence why she would have been one of the suspects. Yes.

Okay. Did she admit to you to your face that it was her that did it? Yes. She did. Did you tell your sister to keep it a secret that you were only telling your family? Yes. You did. Do you think your sister got pretext?

on purpose to try and steal your thunder? Oh, hands down. Well, if that is the case, this is going to be a very harsh punishment. Did it make you not want to tell your sister the names you were thinking of for your baby in case she stole them? Yes, because we were both having boys.

Yes, okay. That sounds like a pattern of behaviour anonymous. Yeah, has this been a running thing? theme in your guy's relationship where it's quite competitive? We were fine up until I got pregnant. What do you think changed

Anonymous? I got pregnant first. Are you the younger sister? Yes, I am. Oh, okay. My partner are not married. And she is married and has been married for a few years.

So she was thinking this should have been me. And does she think she's better than you because she did it the married way first? I mean, I'm not going to say yes and I'm not going to say no, but I'm pretty sure you might be. You've given us everything we need without saying yes or no, Anonymous.

I'm quite willing to rule on who's in the right and who's in the wrong. I just don't know what the sentence is. I don't know what the punishment could be. I think... It's pretty clear cut. It's pretty clear cut that she has crossed a boundary by sharing your news, Anonymous.

She also did the same when I had my baby What'd she do when you had the baby? She told a few people as well She told everyone that the baby had been born That's not hers to tell Anonymous I think there's one clear thing That should happen here Because how many kids do you have

Just the one You've got the one and she's got how many? Just the one as well Just the one? Would you like to have two Because I think she should hand it over I mean we want another one Takes a lot of the work out of it anonymous

Takes the birthing part out of the process My business is fine So I will happily do it all again Is this enough in the ruling Is it enough that we publicly state on the radio That you're in the right And she's in the wrong anonymous Yeah

I don't think it's enough Okay I think the ruling should be That if your sister were to ever have another baby She needs to name it after you I don't think she would But if it's ruled in the sister law court room, Anonymous Then it's legally binding

Yeah, yeah And she has to That's a, if there's another baby born of her marriage That baby's name will be Anonymous Perfect And if your name's Monica and she has a boy Guess she's naming the boy Monica

Hey thanks Anonymous Sorry you went through that It's okay. Sorry, anonymous. Part of me wants to hear the other side of the case, but... I don't know if I need to. The ZM Podcast Network. We were just in the sister-law courtroom before where someone accused their sister of getting pregnant

because she got pregnant and trying to steal her thunder. Someone texted and said, if that sister had a baby just to spite her sister, more full her. Babies are hard. Yeah, I feel like karma would have come back around on that one. That's the worst possible one-upsmanship you could ever do. It's the worst possible reason. Then you've got to raise that kid. Yeah, that's an 18-year decision.

And then one day the kid's going to find out, and the kid's going to be like, Mum. Was I revenge baby? Was I a spite baby? Don't tell me I'm a spite baby. It's the worst kind of baby to be. Yeah, the worst spite baby ever, because the radio station said I was in the wrong as well. in the bloody sister law courtroom.

Next, on the show, we're going to have a round of how many, where today you've got to be a hot beverage drinker to be able to play. Yes. You have to be a regular hot beverage drinker, like a daily hot beverage consumer. And I know there's some people aren't. Some people exist exclusively off Monster Energy and Diet Coke. A friend of mine, I lived with her actually.

This was years ago, had a phobia of consuming any hot liquids. So you think about... Didn't Jason Hawkins, who used to do this show, have a phobia of cold food? Maybe. I think he did. He would only eat hot meals. So my friend couldn't have soup, she couldn't have tea, she couldn't have coffee, she couldn't... I mean, there's so many things.

Hot liquids are quite prevalent. They wouldn't have life's great joys, too. Loxa? Nope. Oh, yeah. Curry? Currie's right on the boundary, eh? I feel like depends how runny the curry was. Like a real buttery butter chicken, no.

No? Like if it's quite watery. What about a mussaman? Yeah, see, that's a bit more thick. It's thicker. Yeah, she might be safe with a mussaman. Anyway, we're not talking about those. We're talking about regular hot drinks.

Tees, coffees, matures, lattes, hot chalkies, those kind of drinks. All of the above. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Time to play how many. How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. The game you win, if you have the most something.

And the something today, we will head to the producer's booth for. Why do you sound so unsure about it? We play so many games, and I forget who runs them and what's happening sometimes. No, we remember we've decided Clint explains it because I get flustered. Ella's handed over the management of her game. Can I do it this time? Sure, you can do it, yeah. Today, we are looking for the person that drinks the most hot drinks in a day.

Yeah. And that can be whatever. Your average number. Yeah. On an average day. Yeah. Not the most hot drinks you've ever drunk in a day. Not your best day.

Not your P.B. What is the most hot drinks on average? On average. On average. Yeah, yeah. And you know your number. Everyone knows their number. Yeah.

And we'll know if you're lying. Here to play, how many's Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, guys. What's your hot? I knew I was perfect for this one. I was through it and I was like, yes.

Oh, this is you. Great. Okay. What's your hot bevy of choice? What do you usually gravitate towards, Brooke? It's usually tea, but I was extra tired today, so it was a combo of tea and coffee. That's okay. We'll accept both of those.

A lot of people are tea and coffee. I think Ella, your tea and coffee, aren't you? Yep, I'm both baby. What's your, just out of interest, Brooke? What's your tea of choice? There's a right answer. Earl Grey. Earl Grey.

Oh, I don't mind Earl Grey. Delma all the way. Dillma make Earl Grey? Dillma? Dillma? Well, Dillma. What? You like a Dillma English breakfast.

Yeah, I think it's a Dillma Earl Grey. I think Ella is referencing the fact that she thinks Dillma are the only ones that make English breakfast. I'm confused. Anyway, Brooke, how many hot beverages, coffee or tea are you having on the average day? Well, today I counted eight. It's probably around about that on the average day. Like a hot drink. You're having eight teas a day, Brooke?

Yeah, man. I have two every morning. So I have one at home and then a hot tea to take on me with the road to come to work and work with. Yeah. And then instead of water, I drink a lot of tea. Yeah, okay. Clearly. Well, you weren't lying when you said you were the person for this game today.

Can I just let you know? And a lot of people don't realize this, that obviously coffee has caffeine in it. but tea also has caffeine in it. And if we're doing the math, Brooks, a cup of coffee has like 40 milligrams. Yeah. And tea has 11. Yeah, right. So eight times 11 has a lot of caffeine.

That's right. It's the equivalent of two coffees. I guess that's fine. She's doing it right. Yeah, that's fine. All right, Brooke, your number's eight. You need to pick the person on the Brian Clinton team, including our producers that you think you have more hot drinks

a day then. Is it Brie, Clint, Ella or Claudia? Oh. I'm going to go with you, Clint. Me? You think you have him more than me? Yeah. Okay. I will tell you I'm the only non-tee drinker in the room, but we'll start with Bree. Bree, what was your number? For me, I'm having two teas a day. Two teas a day. Normally both in the morning.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Two T's. Two T's, Bree. Claudia? I think I'm averaging about six. Four. Are you? Yeah, across the whole day Hot damn Claudia will offer us a tea

About 3 o'clock in the afternoon each day One day you'll say yes Clint No, coffee only Okay six for Claudia Ella, how many hot drinks a day? I'd say four Four Yeah

What's your split What do you mean? How many teas, how many coffees? Oh two and two 50% Half Brooke you're always going to win I'm three coffees

So no one's coming close to you On eight cups of tea a day Yeah, that's wild Is your pee, like, pure brown? No, there's also, like, fruit tea and pepper with tea and all that. You're not drinking them, though. You and my nan would have got along so well. I reckon she had eight a day.

Damn. With four sugars in each. Black tea, four sugar. Brooke, I don't think they'd do a tea there, but we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Congratulations. Amazing, thank you so much. Nice work, Brooke. Someone just texted her and said a lady I used to work with had 16 10.

Tees a day with two teaspoons of sugar in each. She was tiny, skinny too. Yeah, well, she didn't have any time to eat. She was drinking too many teas. She's either drinking tea or peeing all day long. Sixteen teas. And some monster has just texted us and said they have 12 coffees a day. Are they alive?

Jesus Christ. Or are they texting from the grave? Does that person vibrate like a PlayStation dual shock controller? Imagine how wide their eyes are at like three in the afternoon. Do you sleep? What do you just hang upside down like a bat? A ZM's Brinklin podcast. In any world, would you ever call me your bestie?

Yeah, you're my work bestie. Oh, nice. I'll take it. You're my work bestie. Yeah, thanks. I saw this thing online that said, if we are actually besties, there's three questions that you should be able to answer about your best friend.

Okay. And if you don't, then you're probably not best friends. So we're going to see if you just told a porkie. Sucks if one of us can do it or the other one can't. What if it's a one-way besty relationship? That is the worst. So what we've done, Claudia, producer Claudia, has given us each a piece of paper to write down our answers about the other person.

So there's no changing answers. Yeah, it's all locked in now. It's locked in. And you and I have taken some time to answer. those questions as well. So these are the three things you should be able to answer about your bestie as well if you're listening. Exactly right. So if you want to put your bestie to the test

remember these questions to ask them about yourself. Text them and say what is my? And see if they can answer it. What is the first question called? The first question was what is a food that they would fight anyone for? Who wants to get their answer checked first?

I'll get mine checked first. So Clint, you answer for yourself and we'll see. if Bree's answer matches up. Yeah, what is the food that you would fight anyone for, Clint? The food that I would fight anyone for. God, this is hard. Because I'm pretty basic when it comes to food.

What is like when you're like, oh, I really want to go out for a nice meal or I want to go there? Where would you want to go? The food I would fight anybody for would be. If he doesn't know the answer, then how am I supposed to? I really don't know where I would fight someone for. Pub lunch.

Just like a chicken schnitzel pub lunch. That's a crap answer. I know. It's a good answer. If Bree's answer is not far off, she said anything from Prego. I was going to say that, but I didn't want to sound so fancy.

That's your go-to. That's your favourite. Yeah, we have to be honest with ourselves. It's a bit bougie. You are what you are, Flynn. You're not saying you have it all the time. You're saying you would fight someone for it. Well done.

So you would say I'm right. I'd say you got that one. So you've got that one. Bree, what is your one? What would you fight anyone for? We'll check Clint's answer. I'd say a Vietnamese vermicelli chicken bowl from Fook Deli in Brisbane. Or most homemade pastors.

Oof. I would give this a pass. Clint said the pork belly at Mekong Baby. Or the Tomicel Christmas lasagna. I'll give you a pass. I'll give you a pass. I'll give you a pasta. Yeah.

Lanzania is pasta. You have fought people for the Thomasel Christmas lasagna. That is true. Question number two. My cousin, Toneal, shout out. Shout out to Neil. We had a fight Christmas. Did you win that fight? I sure did.

And now I hide certain portions of the lasagna in the back of the fridge. Yeah, you know too. Yeah. Question number two, what is their favourite comfort TV show? I said, I can't remember what I said, actually. What is your comfort TV show? Sopranos or Mad Men. Oh, shit.

But you listen to everything else. Bree said suits, peekie blinders, and the Simpsons for Clint. Suits. I knew it. I knew it was either. Suits and madmen. It's all the same crap.

Okay, Bree, what's your one? It'd be Friends or Ratatoui, the movie. I know it's not a TV show. Did you not say Friends? I was going to say Friends, but this is, I put sex in the city. Yeah. Nah. Oh, I can't give it to you.

That's a fail on both sides. Because Friends isn't all time, all year round, whereas I got. go through phases with sex in the city. I thought Friends was a bit basic. Have you met me? Okay, let's see if we can get you a pass mark. The last question, what is their biggest pet peeve? Yeah, what's your biggest pet peeve?

You have quite a few. I have quite a few. At the moment, it's the Jet 2 holiday sound on Instagram. That's so niche. What did I say for him? Yeah, weirdly you didn't write anything about the Jet 2 thing. You said farting and people leaving old fruit around. Oh, it's definitely old fruit.

Yeah, well done. That's an eternal kind of pet peeve. So I get a pass on that. It's more of a phobia than a pet peeve, but yeah, yeah. My biggest pet peeve, when people are late or consistently cancel plans. Oh. That's not what Clint says this is at all. What is it?

Clint said people who wear Solomon's. What the hell? The shoe. Yeah, but that's not a real. The shoe that you hate. It's not a real pet peeve. And you didn't specify. with skirts because that's a thing oh so you would have got a pass then solomon's with jorts if you're wearing

no that's fine if you're wearing solomons with a skirt no it's a no from me i don't think we count as besties off that no we don't i don't think we can we've got bloody work to do but have you learned anything today um not really not really i kind of knew all those things yeah yeah did yeah and yet you were still wrong yeah fuck up i think they're shit questions actually yeah i think we go back to the drawing board. Play ZDM's Breinclan. Welcome to the ZDM studio, ZDM staff

of Pixie. Kiaoda, how are you doing? Hello, Pixie. Hello, hello. You said something very interesting that we overheard the other day and we thought interesting enough to share it with the whole of

New Zealand. What was that thing? Well, my uncle, I didn't actually find this out until a couple years ago. I think my family was probably trying to hide it. But my uncle dated a girl in high school and then a couple of months later broke it off and started dating

the older sister. Okay. Broke it off and then a couple of years later started dating the middle sister and ended up marrying her. What, who the hell is he? Bloody Goldilocks? Literally. This sister's all right.

Nah, but I need to... But not quite. But not quite. The sister is just right. But the middle sister just right. That's why. Wild. Was this a small town situation where there were no other girls to date? Or he just really liked girls from that family? Christchurch.

So not that small. Not small at all. Not small enough. Yeah, plenty to choose from. Is he still with the middle sister? Yeah. Really? Three kids.

So he made the right decision then? I guess he did in the end, yeah. All lovely girls. All super nice. But clearly he thinks so as well. Could have ended up with any of them. Pixies at pains to tell us. There's nothing wrong with the other two sisters, honestly.

They're good options too. This is music to my ears because I feel like the middle sister never comes out on top. Exactly. Shout out the middle. She would have been loving it. Does it get brought up in your family? Not really. It's been kind of hidden.

And that's why when my mum brought it up, I was kind of like, oh, I've never heard about this. Wait, so it's your auntie and uncle. Mm-hmm. Is your mum one of the sisters? No, no, no. So it's my mom's brother. Oh, your mother. Yeah.

The brother. Yeah. Her mom's brother. Oh, okay. Oh, I've got you now. Right. I was thinking your mum might have been the older or the younger sister. So he dated the eldest sister for a couple of years.

Youngest first for a couple of months, oldest for a couple of years. Which you can forgive that. That's in high school. They dated for a couple of months. No big deal. You know, dated for a couple of months. Then dated the eldest sister. And they dated for how long?

Couple years. Yeah, that makes it a lot more complicated. And they were getting a little bit older then. So he's had the same in-laws his whole life. Technically, yeah. And then he's traded her in for the slightly younger model in the same family. Exactly, yeah. That is a crazy story.

Does he have any brothers? Could the other sisters go and then... No, just two sisters. Oh, God. Right. Wow. Well, happy ending, at least, anyway. At least he didn't dump all of the sisters.

I wonder if it's awkward at, like, Christmas and stuff. that's what I've always wondered. I'm like, does he... Does he know, do they know that you now know? Does he know that they know that? It's like the Friends episode. Ah, the Misses become the Missy. Yes.

I don't know. I haven't dug that day. I think I need to bring this up at Christmas. I can need to bring it up quietly. Yeah. And just, just get... Pull him to one side and go, I know what you did. I know about you.

I mean, it could be worse. Just make him sweat for a bit. I know... It's not like he committed a crime, is it? No one, no. No. Who knows? Who knows why they broke out?

Yeah, true. We don't know. I mean, if he's capable of this, he's capable of anything. Our scandalous topic for you this afternoon is, did you date multiple people from the same family? And that can be siblings, yes. It also can be you date a girl and then you might have dated her mum. Yep. Or dad and son?

Or the auntie, or the son, or a cousin. Are we taking cousins? I think we have to We'll definitely take first cousins Definitely first cousins Yeah Grandmas We'll definitely take grandmas

If you went from mum to grandma If you went daughter to grandma If you went daughter to auntie If you skipped a generation Absolutely Or the other way around Maybe you are one of the sisters And you all dated the same guy

Extra points if you dated All the siblings from the same family Like Pixie's uncle Yeah if you collected like Pokemon I feel like that is The Trillip on as we call it in the dating world. If you collected the whole set, then you're up bonus points.

Oh, $800 at M, you can text us on 9696. Our question is, did you date multiple people from the same family? Well, maybe it's someone you know that's dated multiple people. We're just talking to Pixie, who works here at ZM. She's on air quite a bit. She told a story that we had to retell about an uncle of hers who dated a girl for a few months. And then after a few months, he broke up with her, and he dated her older sister for a few years. And then he broke up with her, and he got together with the middle sister.

Not the first sister, the youngest sister, the middle sister. He had the whole family buffet. He went youngest, oldest, middle, and then he ended up staying with the middle and having children. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner at that family. So we've asked, when did you date multiple people from the same family? Can I start with this text? You can. come in. It says, anonymous, please. I had a cheeky one night stand after town one evening

and we went our separate ways the next day. A few years later, I was dating a guy for a while and it was going really well. He lived in Aussie, so I never met his family. But as soon as he planned to come back to New Zealand, I found out the one night stand man was his brother. Safe to say the relationship ended quickly. Why does the relationship have to end? Why does the relationship It makes it a little bit awkward You'd hope that the other brother didn't remember you But obviously

There you do have the chance You don't have the opportunity to run that And just go Maybe I'm the only one who has to live with this Yeah like do you say to the brother One night stand brother Can we keep this between us Can we keep this between you and I

And he'd go with pleasure You think I want to tell my brother That I had a one night stand with his girlfriend No thank you Yeah that's an awkward combo at the dinner table? So we want to know your stories about dating multiple members

of the same family. This person also wants to be anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hello. Tell us, is it you that dated multiple members of the same family?

Absolutely no. I don't think I could do that. So there is a pair of brothers and a pair of sisters in my small town and the oldest brother dated their

older sister and then they broke up and then he dates the little sister got it and then the younger brother now dates the older sister so they literally

have done an old swaps a route well not really yeah because the younger brother had never dated the younger sister only the eldest have dated both but the eldest have both the younger and the older brother or sister. Buzzy, Jay.

That's wild. Is it too much to ask what town this is, Anonymous? It's Yuku. Uh-huh. Now, Auckland. Yes, no, we know it will. We are a friend from Yuku. Thanks, Anonymous.

We appreciate it. This person wants to be anonymous as well. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how's it going? We're good. Your story's fun. You dated multiple members of the same family?

Yes, two triplets. Wait, you dated, you dated two out of the three. Yeah, two out of three. What, hey, why didn't you date the third? Yeah. We were mates, me and the both, so I just kept the brother. Wait, you were, wait, you were mates with the third one. Yeah, well, we're all in the same year group, so.

Okay. But you weren't mates with the other two? Well, we got along. Wait, so you just, okay. You're friends with one and then you date the other two. And the only reason the third one was safe from being dated by you is because you had a pre-existing friendship. Yeah, well, it was two sisters and a brother.

So I dated the two sisters, not the brother. Oh, he wasn't your type. That makes sense, anonymous. If you were straight, that makes perfect sense. No, actually it doesn't. It doesn't. I'm your mate all of a sudden, and then I find out you're dating one of my sisters. And I'm like, oh.

I'd be pretty annoyed that we didn't. I'll be like, all right, as long as your intentions are pure. And you're like, yeah, they are. Just kidding. Can I date your other sister now? And you're like, hang on a second. Wait. You're like, well, if you date her, then you have to promise to date me after.

Because I once dated twin brothers. I dated one twin for five months. And then four months later, I dated twin two for six months. And then after one year, I dated twin one again. What? The second, she said the second. The second time they dated twin one, it was for a year. Yeah.

What? Oh my God. So pretty much they were your whole dating life for however long. Is this an only in New Zealand situation? Feels like it. Someone said, my mum lost her virginity to one twin, then got engaged to the other twin, a few years in between, obviously. Uh-huh.

Also, how do you know that story about your mum? Did she tell you that story? Why is your mom giving you so much detail? Yes, a lot of detail. Listen to this story. This is hectic. It says my boyfriend in high school came out as gay after us being together for three years

so I started dating his older brother out of spite. That's pretty hectic. And then I cheated on him with their dad. This was eight years ago and as far as I know, they still don't talk to the dad. Jesus, you destroyed that whole family. Was it worth it? all because the guy was gay

Yeah, it's something he can't control, poor guy My mate dated the elder sister They broke up and he had a fling with her mother And then ended up with the younger sister And now he's married to her What? What was that wedding like? That, that can't be real

Mother of the bride Wait, so, wait, also an ex-girlfriend of yours So you date, You date this woman, then you break up, then you have a fling with her mum, which is strange. Yeah. Then you break the fling off. With the mum. With the mum.

And you date the younger sister and you marry the younger sister. You'd think, right, because obviously, you know, you had a fling with the mum, things happen. But you wouldn't think you'd want to then marry into that family. Into the same family, yeah. That you've already now dated the older sister as well. So your mother-in-law and your sister-in-law are both exes of yours. Yes. Yeah.

What? Messy. Messy, messy. There are so many of these. Someone said I dated. We thought it was an out there topic, but there are so many of these. I dated my brother's fiancé and my husband's cousin. I dated, say that again.

I dated my brother's fiance. The woman your brother is marrying. You used to date her. Yep. And I dated. I dated my husband's cousin. So the person they married also dated their cousin. Jesus.

I feel like I need to draw like a diagram. I want to know where that person's from. Like is it from a smaller community? Wayuku. Because that would make sense. Wayuku. We know the answer to that already. Like the small town where I'm from, everyone has dated everyone.

It is Brinkland. Birthday banger. All I want from my birthday to the birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who's up first? First is Jessica. Kura, Jessica.

Hi, Jessica. What was the best thing you did on your weekend, Jess? Best thing I did on my weekend. Yeah. I didn't have my children that weekend. I got a weekend. Oh. I did nothing.

Bliss. Banker. Some peace and quiet for you, Jess. Yeah. Lovely. Hey, what is your birthday, mate? 10th of August 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013.

And on that day in 2013, this was number one. So wake me up when it's all over. Avecci, yellow, black, wake me up. It's not my phase. Oh, okay. It's not my fave. I don't mind it He was one of the biggest artists of the 2010s of Ichi

He was I think it was overplayed Yeah I hear you That would be commercial radio's fault Oh yeah Oh we ruined it for you I'm gonna send those commercial radio people an email Wait there Jess

We'll do a birthday banger for Kane Good day Kane Hi Kane Howdy how are we Good mate What's the best thing you did with your weekend Kane Oh pretty much just not go to work It was pretty good

Oh, isn't it lovely? Reminds us of what life is really about, you know? The weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Bring on another lockdown ice, sir. All right, let's not get too crazy. What is your date of birth?

June the 14th, 1985. All right, that means you were 16. In 2001, we've done our calculations, and Cain, here's your birthday back. That's a bit of cane if ever I've heard it Oh, you know it From the Moulon Rouge soundtrack, Lady Marmalade. You into it, Kane? Oh, four girls in corsets, of course.

Hard not to be right, Kay. Cesswa? Smart man. Yeah, he knows the stuff. Wait there, we're going to do Jamal's birthday banger. Kura, Jamal. Hi, Jamal. Hey, hello, hello.

What did you do on your weekend, Jamal? I just watched the wires And the Orblacks, lose really? Yeah Sting buzz, Jamal Yeah, what a down buzz Uh Jamal, what is your birthday?

Uh, April 18th, 1994 Right, that means you was 16 and 2010 And on that day Back in the 2010s, this was at the top Come a rude boy, boy, can you get it up Come a rude boy, boy Is your big and that I'm breaking and taking

A bit of you, Jamal Pihana Yeah, yeah, yeah, a bit of a rude Yeah, you bit of a rude boy, you, Jamal? No, no, I'm a good boy now, good boys. I like how you said good boy now. Jamal's got a past.

Wait there. We're going to choose between Elo Black, Evichi, Lady Marmalade from the girls, or Rihanna, Rood Boy, all bangers. All bangers. All great tracks. I'm voting Lady Marmalade. Yeah, me too, I think.

Can't go wrong. It's our boy, Kane. Congratulations, Kane. You've just won birthday banger. Oh, thanks, Steve. We love to see it, Cain. Anybody you'd like to thank? Oh, maybe Christina. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Special men. You put that genie back in your bottle, Cain. All right, well, here she is. Christina and the girls. The winner of Birthday Banger for Cain from the year 2001. It's a birthday banger on ZM with Brian Clint. Brinclins. Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim Mya and Pink, Lady Marmalade.

And? And... You're missing one? Missileia. Yep. I'll have to get the Queen. That's one had everyone. Everybody.

It's from the year 2001. That was Kane's birthday banger. If they were to do something like that today... Lady Marmalade 2025. Who would be... The voices included in it. Sabrina Carpenter. Chapel Rhone.

Chapel Rhone. Who else? Dua Leaper? A hundred percent. Yeah, Dua Leaper would be in there. Yeah. Dochi could be like play the little Kim role. Yeah, and then Doge Cat.

Oh, Doge Cat, yeah. Yeah. That'd be a banger. Can we make that happen? Probably not. I doubt it. If we were to do a New Zealand version, Because they did do one in the 2010s.

Did they? Yeah, bang, bang. Oh, yeah, true. Jesse J. Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, true, that was the 2010s.

Version. We're due another one. Yep, we're ready. On the weekend, it went down our big charity football match. We were playing in a game with a bunch of other comedians and actors. Politicians. Some real football players to raise money for multiple sclerosis, New Zealand. We were representing our sponsors.

My sponsor was Samsung. Your sponsor was... Mine was the Top 10 Holiday Park and Rotorua. Yeah. Shout out. Shout out. Cleveland Funeral Homes. And of course, the online gift store, hey you.

A highly sponsored athlete. I think I was the most sponsored there. God, it was a lot of fun. It was so much fun. We had celebrity coaches. I had Graham Henry, Sir Graham Henry, coaching our team. And I had Dame Raywin.

Henry, his wife. Known to coach Netball, Raywin, and obviously Ted known to coach rugby. None of them, neither of them had any soccer knowledge whatsoever. I was quite excited to get super coach

Graham Henry. Rugby World Cup winning coach Graham Henry. But I poked my head into your changing room to get something and I think you may have had the more interested, more involved coach. Oh, mate. Raywin was an absolute joy.

She was inspiring. She worked us hard. When I first met her, I said, oh, you know, hi, I'm Bree, and I don't know if I'm on your team today. And then I was like, I think I am, though. And she looked me up and down. The first thing she said to me, she looked me up and down, she goes, yeah, any good?

I'm here to win. Playing in the game, basically the entire cast of the project, New Zealand, except for Kanoa. It was Jesse Mulligan, Tony Lyle, Josh Thompson was playing. Matt Gibb from Squirt was in goal. Corey Gonzalez, McHugh, from what we do in The Shadows, was playing,

and he'd been out on the piss until 7 a.m. the night before. Yeah, he was very hungover. Yeah. My favourite part of the whole match, and we talked about this earlier in the show, was like, you know, there was a heap of us, 11 on the field, and then obviously you got your subs.

out of everyone that played there that afternoon, you were the only one wearing a mouth guard. Which I was surprised at, to be honest. I could understand not wearing shin pads. I can't understand not wearing a mouth guard. What do you mean? Have you watched a soccer game recently? Everyone wears shin pads.

Rare that someone wears a mouthguard. Really? Were you planning on like headbutting people? Well, I was planning on going hard. And hard you went. you were like because you and I were on opposite teams and to be honest

all I saw was you sprinting to like different parts of the field you would take off down this end and then you'd take off down there and then you had to have a break because you were so so tired I was naked I'm gonna let you on a secret Bree

this game meant more to me than I let on I played growing up I played soccer football for 10 years I didn't score a single goal In your 10 years soccer career In that 10 years I never scored a goal That game yesterday was my shot at redemption All I wanted was a goal

And if I had got a goal yesterday I would have been I would have been the happiest man In the country I believe That might be But it wasn't to be And I'm okay with that I'm okay with that because I tried my best

I did my best You gave it everything And when I say everything the amount of sweat that came out of your body, you can't, no one can deny that you tried the hardest and gave it your everything more than anyone else on that pitch yesterday.

I can't walk today. I'm walking like, you know, those memes you see of cowboys have been on the horse too long? That's how I feel like I'm walking. But hey, I will say, though, your team came out on top. We came out on top.

Bree got an award for, what was the award you got? I don't know. I feel like you got an award for just being awesome or something. I think, you know what the, I figured it out. You know what the award was for? Yeah. I think I raised the most money.

Oh. And had the most sponsors. Okay, right. And I think. Okay. I'm less disappointed that they didn't give me an award then. Yeah. Well, does that make you feel better?

Yeah. It was for a good cause. It was for a great cause. And you know what was really cool to see how many people turned up to support MS. Auckland? and to support, you know, comedians and radio hosts trying to play football. And Shane Cortez from Outrageous Fortune?

Yes. He took the most shots and scored nothing. Literally took a million shots. I think we're going to play again next year. So next year we'll invite you guys down and you should come and watch. I suggested that we play softball next year. Oh, yeah. And we do a different sport every year.

Can we just do soccer again? Because I still need that goal. So maybe we just do one more soccer. Click campaigns. more soccer. Do you want us, should we organise a soccer match where you can maybe score?

Yeah. But they're not going to let you score. It's just a penalty shootout. Producers. But I'm the only one who gets to kick. Producers, can we organise a soccer match so Clint can live out his dream of scoring a goal? Do you reckon you could beat like a group of toddlers?

Do you want to, the under sixes near my house? I reckon they'd let you have a run. You know what, I'll take it. Okay. I'll organise it. Mouthguard and all. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.