ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th April 2021

Episode Date: April 16, 2021

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Please be upstanding for the Brie and Clint podcast Can I ask a quick question? Yeah I'm just trying to send a troll back a comment And I need to know what a sleep doctor is technically called A what? A sleep doctor You know someone who's like

You know you go to them and they put you on the machines Yeah An REM specialist An R-E-M? You know REM sleep? Is that actually what it's called? That's me and the Connor You go to them and they put you on the machines An REM specialist An REM You know REM sleep That's me and the Connor I'm an REM specialist That's me and the spot

Like Losing my religion Do you guys want to hear one of them This is quite a high level burn by the sounds of it Hold on So what did they say to you level burn by the sounds of it. Hold on. That's what? No. Don't know. Okay.

So what did they say to you? So they said. Don't hit send, mate. Say it to us before you hit send. Okay, right. I haven't hit send yet. Be safe. So we just talked about, and you'll hear it on the podcast, we talk about his raffle out. Oh, she missed you, hun.

No. Talk about his raffle out and, you know, whatever. How he's got, you know, his certain views that he's got. And no one in the NRL wants him back. Anyway, so we're talking about that on the show. And someone texted through and they said, you guys are far too woke. And I wrote back.

Well, I haven't sent it yet, but I'm thinking I should write back. Yeah, that's what my REM doctor tells me. I don't know. It's going to go over his head, mate. It's going to go doctor tells me. I don't know. It's going to go over his head, mate. It's going to go over his head. That's the point. Yeah. Why do you think it's a him?

It could be a she. It's a him. Should I just say sleep doctor? You guys are way too woke. Okay, let's workshop this. It's all the mess. Yeah, right. That's good.

He'd get that. You guys are way too woke. You guys are way too woke. Sleep. Whoa. Whoa. Awake. Watch out.

See, this is what we do when we have trolls. We come up with birds. So we need to say something maybe about him being, he spends all day in bed. You guys are way too woke. I'd prefer that than spending spends all day in bed. You guys are way too woke. I'd prefer that than spending the whole day in bed. I think that's what my sleep doctor tells me. Oh, okay. That's how your mum likes it. I can't write that, Matt.

You can write it as long as you write from breathe. Just write, it's hard toound your mum if I'm asleep If it was on my own social media Like where it was coming from I would but I can't send it from the work account But I would send it from my own Just say I've got it I've got it

I know what to write I know what to write So they've written in you guys are way too woke T-O reply with T-O-O-A-S-T-R-I-X They put a spelling mistake in their complaint What's that statistic? 40% of people 40% of people

75% of statistics are made up on the spot No, no, there's one that came out this week It's like 40% of people hate the person that Corrects your grammar And the message, yeah So it's that or the mum one Well that's done Like 40% of people hate the person that corrects your grammar in a message. So is that or the mum one? Well, that's done. All right.

Oh, yeah, cool. We're done. Good. Should we call them? No. We'll call them later. Call them. Actually, T-double-O and then hang up.

Okay. Let's do an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday bangeranger The podcast Yeah You know the deal

You tell us your birthday On our Facebook group Our private Facebook group Which you should join by the way And then eventually We'll get around to your birthday banger Can I just say I can't bump you up the list

I've been getting quite a few DMs recently From people on the gram saying Hey how do I get my international birthday banger played? I'm not in charge of it. Ben is, and I imagine the only way is just waiting, right? You're doing them chronologically, Ben. Is that right? Yeah, that is right, yeah.

I want to give a shout out to Michael Cramporn, who I've been messaging this week. He's a lovely human. Said we helped him through quite a lot over lockdowns and stuff last year. He asked me for the same thing. Yeah. We'll do our best. We're going to get through everyone's hopefully eventually.

Yeah. Yeah. Today, we're going to do James Mee from Lang... Leicester. No, Leicester. I think it's Leicester. Oh, yeah. I think I've made this exact mistake before No one knows how to say British places

Warsaw Leicester Leicester It's either Leicester or Leicester It's Leicester I think you're right It's weird eh Because it's England And that's where English comes from

And we can't say any of the places That's spelt weird I think James Mee M-E-E from the UK, here comes your birthday banger. You were born on the 13th of February 1998, so you were 16 in 2014. And on the 13th of Feb in 2014, this was the number one song. Banger! There's a UK icon Jess Glynn

I love this song Yeah Clean bandit Jess Glynn Rather be Her voice Iconic It's amazing

So good Cool Okay let's do one For Ryan Hozak Ryan Hozak He's from Wirral Merriside UK

Wirral and Merriside UK Ryan you wereral and Merriside, UK. Ryan, you were born on the 14th of April 1999. So you were 16 in 2015 on the 14th of April. And Ryan, here's your birthday back. Yeah, cool. That's good too.

Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson. Do you have a thing for Mark Ronson? I like Mark Ronson. I've got a total man crush on Mark Ronson. I think he's cool. I love his style. I love his music. I love the way he talks.

I've even watched the AD episode where they tour his house and they look at... Is it nice? Oh, it's so cool I bet He's got a cassette player a pink cassette player in the kitchen and a rack of cassettes

that are just for listening to on that tape deck in his kitchen That is cool Because he's so cool Okay let's do one more You know what he is? Yeah

He's what every hipster would be like if they had heaps of money Yeah Like you know cool and they like just Yeah He is? Yeah. He's what every hipster would be like if they had heaps of money. Yeah. Like, you know, cool and they had, like, just sweet stuff. Yeah. He's hipster done right.

Yeah. Oh, no. That was Ben. What was that, Ben? That's a preview for Kirk Grewal. Oh, he's from Glasgow. Oh, right. Glasgow and Scotland.

Kirk, you were born on the 1st of November 1989. So in 2005 when you were 16, this was number one. You raise me up So I can stand on my own terms Westlife. You raise me up. Jeez, she's a big old birthday banger for the British and Irish Isles. Big British bangers. Yeah.

Irish and British bangers. And also people. Scotland and the UK. Glasgow. I love Scotland. Oh, one of my really good mates, Sarah, is from Scotland. Wait, is this Kirk? Is this Kirk Kirk?

Oh, we've had, yeah, we know Kirk. Kirk comments a lot. Oh, that Kirk. Yeah. Former DJ, spent some time in Ibiza. Yes, yeah, I know Kirk. Anastasia described him as very good looking. You did.

The truth comes out. He is too. So let that influence your vote. I can't see Kirk playing Westlife in his DJ sets though. No. Clean Bandit. It's Clean Bandit for me. Clean Bandit.

This is the winner of an international birthday banger. For James Mee. From Leicester. From Leicester. From Leicester. Takes a while to get to the good bit, eh? Yeah. In the video, they're buying fish at a Japanese fish market. I don't remember.

They're at a Japanese fish market. This reminds me of one of my exes. Don't you hate that? Yeah. People can ruin songs. Yeah, see, there's a video. She's off to buy fish. Here we go. Have a great weekend, everybody.

See you next week. The whole crew back on deck. Might even do a full week next week. Hey, if you like. Might even do a full week. No promises. Bye, guys. Hey, sorry.

When are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend. One, one. Hi, everybody. Welcome a way to start the weekend. One, one, two, three. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Hi, Bree. G'day.

Guys, how are we? We're good. Friday, I'm feeling good. It's Friday here. And it's so exciting to be here on a Friday. Hey, what's going on? What are you talking about? What are you saying?

What? What? I feel like I'm in a parallel universe. What do talking about? What are you saying? What? What? I feel like I'm in a parallel universe. What do you mean? What do you mean? What? Huh? Huh?

All right, what's going on? I don't know what is wrong with Clint producers, but he thinks something weird is going on. I think it's, yeah, weird that you're saying that. What? Are you okay? Are you all right? Is it daddy brain? No, it's not yeah, weird that you're saying that. What? Are you okay? Are you all right? Is it daddy brain?

No, it's not. No. What? No. I don't understand what the jogger's meant to be. Are you okay? No, I don't understand what's meant to be happening. We've roped Caitlin in here for this gag.

I thought the gag was going to be that you and Caitlin talk at the same time. Who's Caitlin? Caitlin's. Who are you talking about? I'm Brie. I am definitely Brie. Well, you're dressed like Brie. We are both Brie.

We're the same person. Same person. Why the hell is Caitlin here? That's what I want to know. Why is she here? I'm so sorry. You can't get rid of me. We love you.

Stay here forever. You know the rules. If you're here, Brie can't be here. No. Okay, so one of you needs to leave. She needs to stay. One of you needs to leave. Clint leaves and you and I do the show. If you're here, Brie can't be here. No. Okay? So one of you needs to leave. She needs to stay. One of you needs to leave. Clint leaves and you and I do the show.

With pleasure, actually. I've got stuff to do. So you guys take this thing over. No, no. You guys go. Love you. Bye. Bye.

Nice to see you, Caitlin. Good to see you. It is Friday. How good? It's Friday then. It's Saturday, Sunday. It's Friday then. It's Saturday.

It's all over. It's Friday then. Are we playing this? It's Friday, Sunday. It's Friday day. It's Sunday. It's all over. It's Friday day. Are we playing this? It's Friday Sunday. We're going to play this today on the show for sure. Absolutely. What other day are you going to play this? Monday?

I don't think so. It would be a Monday pick-me-up. Wouldn't it? Yeah. Depressing. You're never further away from a Friday than a Monday. It's not Friday here. Yeah.

Today on the show, we'll be filling our cart at 4 o'clock. We'll add the final item for the day. I've heard that today's items in the cart are very, very good. So at 5 o'clock, if you know what all of them are, you'll take all of them home. Wouldn't that be a good way to start the weekend? Let me look. Let me look.

So good. Those are so good except for the first one. I mean, if you're a drug dealer at a festival, that's a great prize. That's a really good prize. But unless you are, stop wearing those. Stop wearing fanny packs as satchels, everybody. I'm fanny bags. That's something else.

Four o'clock, the last item gets added. Five o'clock, if item gets added Five o'clock If you know them all We'll give them all away Yeah how good We're going to start the show With free money though As we always do

That's right Fifty dollars If you want to play Tradey V Lady 0800 dials it in Friday Jams continues though Yes please All the way up until five o'clock

Here's Avril Lavigne And Sk8er Boi On ZM Brian Clint And maybe Caitlin up until five o'clock. Here's Avril Lavigne and Sk8er Boi on Zed in Bree and Clint and maybe Caitlin. Here was Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradies versus ladies. Alright, the tradies versus the ladies. $50. The last $50 in this we have

to give away this week. And so far, the ladies 32, the tradies 21. Yeah, a bit of away this week. And so far, the ladies, $32. The tradies, $21. Yeah, a bit of a hiding from the girls so far. Of course, the winner at the end of the year receives the trophy. The covenant tradie-be-lady trophy. I'll let it go in the men's museum or the women's museum.

They're on different sides of the city. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. We'll go in the tradies museum or the ladies museum. Yes. Okay? Let's not be so specific. Let's meet in the Tradies Museum or the Ladies Museum. Yes. Okay? Let's not be so specific. Let's meet our lady for the day. She's 32.

She's from Auckland. And she, according to the producers, is a woman engineer. Elby is here. I assume that means that you build... You're just an engineer? No, I assume that means you build women. I'm just an engineer. Is that what a woman engineer does?

She builds women? Geotech engineer Geotech Geotech engineer Well, I feel dumb Yeah, I know Right, she's coming with a smart air about her That's awesome

She better win She's taking on our tradie for the day He's 22 He's from Ashburton And he's a builder Welcome to the show, Cam. Hi, Cam. Hi, guys.

How you going? Good. Thank you, mate. All right, guys. Cam, your buzzer is Trady. Elby, your buzzer is Lady. Yell it out if you think you know the answer. First of three right wins.

Question number one. It's a week and a bit until the trans-Tasman bubble finally opens. Name three Aussie celebrities. Trady. Well, I'm going to say Cam. Okay, Cam. until the trans-Tasman bubble finally opens, name three Aussie celebrities. I'm going to say Cam. Okay, Cam. Chris Hinsworth, Liam Hinsworth, and

three, two, one. Jack Goodhew. Jack Goodhew is, no, he's a New Zealander. There we go. Okay, Albie, you get a shot at this. Three famous Australians. Nicole Kidman. Yes.

Can I still use the Hemsworth? Yeah, go on. Liam Hemsworth. There you go. It's the only famous Australians anyone knows anymore. Love it. All right, one to the ladies. Question number two.

Next weekend is a long weekend for what public holiday? Trudy. Cam. And Decla. That is correct. One apiece. Question number three. This week we have been running a new competition, ZM's Add to Cart.

Name one item that we have put running a new competition, ZM's Add to Cart. Name one item that we have put into our cart this week. Tradie? Yes, Cam. Was it a Netflix six-month subscription? That is correct. Very good, Cam. Well done.

That was a couple of days ago. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You can win it here, Cam. You can take out the whole comp. Question number four. It's gold. Jack Goodhue from the Crusaders has been ruled out of rugby for the rest of the year with a knee injury.

What haircut is he famous for? Tradie. Yes, Cam, for the win. Mullet. What are the chances that you accidentally said Jack Goodhue as the first answer and then he ends up being the winning question for you? Yeah, I know, I know. Coming your way, Cam.

Awesome, thank you. Well done. There you go. That's tradie versus lady. The boys pull one back. Yeah. Or the tradies, rather. They need a few more, though.

Let's be fair. Bree and Clint. You know what I love? I love when celebrities come out and they talk about really relatable things. Right. That you wouldn't picture celebrities like big time Hollywood actresses and actors doing. Sure. Like who?

Like Chrissy Teigen does. Yeah, exactly. Chrissy Teigen's good at this stuff. And even though she's speaking from a seven. Relatable. She is so relatable. Her and John are just like me and David. Well, Nicole Kidman has come out and she's talked about something that she often does for her husband, Keith.

Do you know they're the same age? Keith Urban? Yeah, they're both 53. Are they? Yeah, I didn't know that. Can I guess what the thing that Nicole Kidman does for Keith Urban? She does it for him and her two daughters. Is it straight in their hair?

Well, I think Keith has been doing that for himself for a while. I think let Nicole give it a go, because I think you're over-straightening it, Keith. Yeah, I think it might be all dead. Might be time to invest in one of those Dyson ear wraps, Keith. He should get one of those waves. Yeah. You know, the ones that put a wave in it.

That'd be nice. No, she's come out and said that she likes to give all of them at-home pedicures. Oh. Lovely. Yeah. Is pedicure the toe one or the finger one? The toe one. Right. It's where you soak the feet and then you scrape all

the dead skin off and then cut all the you know, cuticles out and then get all the dirt from under the toenails out. You know, that's my dream to have one of those. To do that job? No, no, no, to have one done. You've never had a pedicure? No, no.

Oh, well, there's some content next week. I'm taking you to get a pedicure. It's so nice. That's toxic masculinity in effect, everybody. It is. I'm too scared of getting a pedicure because I'm worried about what the boys will say. Well, there won't be any boys there. No, I know, but when I show them.

When I show up in my Birkenstocks at the bar. Just wear your socks like you normally do with your Birkenstocks. Anyway, she says, yeah, she likes to give them all pedicures. And they've been married for 14 years. Yeah, right. And she said that, you know, it's a nice little treat. She gives them all a massage, a feet massage and a pedicure. You couldn't pay my wife, Lucy, enough money to give me a pedicure.

She hates your feet, hey? She hates my feet. Yeah, my mum hates my dad's feet. Like... Why? What's wrong with your feet? I don't think anything. Do you want to see them?

I'll show you them. I don't think mine are that bad. I'm not a fan of feet. No, I know. I must say, even though I can admit I've got horrible feet. But I'm not doing that much barefoot stuff. Sorry to delay this. I know you can't see this.

You're not investing. Brie will describe it. You're not investing lately? In what? You said you're not doing much barefoot stuff. That's my foot. Really? Really?

Oh, it's a bit callousy on the bottom. Have you ever seen the bottom of it? No. What's the big bulbous thing in the middle? Oh, a little bit dirty, eh? A bit dirty. And see the callous on the left? Yeah.

Yeah. All right, I see where my wife's coming from. You know what would fix that? You know what would fix that? A pedicure fixes that. They probably need this. Sorry, again, this is more for the internet. They probably need this for the video.

So, Anastasia, do you want a tight shot on my foot? Just give that to her just quickly. Yeah. Alright, we should be good now. Cool. Alright. Thank you. I feel sick. Anyway, appreciate you getting your feet out. I wanted to ask people listening this afternoon,

obviously people's feet isn't for everyone. I wouldn't like to be giving my whole family a pedicure. You know what I mean? No, no, no, no. That's not on my list of things I want to do. I'd rather cook dinner for someone or, you know, other things. Show your love in other ways.

Yeah, exactly. But I want to ask people this afternoon, 0800DIALZM, what's the gross or weird thing that you do for your partner? Sure. Like, is it waxing them? Popping their pimples? Full body waxing. Getting their blackheads out?

Yeah. I had a friend who was so hairy, like his whole body was hairy, his wife agreed to wax him once a week, but only to just below the shoulders. I can't do the rest, there's too much. At least he could wear those off the shoulder tops that he was loving, you know? What's the gross thing you do for your. There's too much. At least he could wear those off the shoulder tops that he was loving.

What's the gross thing you do for your partner? Call us now. 0800 dial ZM or you can text it in to 9696. Nicole Kidman has announced that she gives Keith Urban, her husband, pedicures all the time. Lucky man. Should we ask Lucy, your wife, if she's willing to give you a pedicure?

Like I said to you before, there isn't enough money. That's a good idea. You could offer her 10 grand and she wouldn't do it. 10 grand? I guarantee you. God, how rich is she? No, that's how much she hates the foot.

I'd do it for way less than that. Well, no one's paying you to do it. I know, but if there's someone out there Willing to My feet aren't even that bad That's the thing I know I showed you them before They're coming from you

Yeah I know But there's worse Your dad's feet Would be worse than mine You should see them I mean being You know 63 years worth

Of being a farmer Anybody with a real job Like I'm sitting down 50% of the time My dad's toes Like I don't know Where they're looking most of the time. Yeah, exactly right. It's not good.

We've asked you guys on 0800 dials at M, what's the weird slash kind of gross thing you do for your partner? Hi, Ashley. G'day, Ashley. Hi, how's it going? What are you doing for them? Your partner that you love but it's gross and you do it anyway. What is it?

I pluck his monobrow. Oh, that's, yeah. Oh, that's... Yeah. No, that's good girlfriend material. Is it more for you than him, though, so you don't have to look at it? I think it's beneficial for both of us, to be fair. Yeah.

But I definitely enjoy doing it. Can I ask Ash, how does he take the pain? Oh, he loves it. No, he wants me to do more. He loves it. My wife has tried plucking my nose hairs before and I have to admit I took it like a little sissy baby. Yeah, well, nose hairs to eyebrow hairs.

Nose is way worse. Yeah, I know. Remember that time I waxed your nostrils? Yes. That was a good time. How could I forget? Zoe's here. Hi, Zoe. Hey, Zoe. Hello, how are you? Good thanks, Zoe. What are you doing for your partner? I like to scrape his earwax and it looks like a little metal scraper.

Oh, yuck. Zoe, you like it, don't you, Zoe? I do. I really enjoy it. How often do you do it? Because, Zoe, can I go out on a limb and say that I reckon you like to leave it for a few days so that it builds up. And then you get a bigger payload. And Zoe's like, oh, I can't wait.

It's air scraping night. What's the tool that you use? I don't know. It came in like a wee manicure kit thing. It's like a wee little... Is it made for the air canal or have you repurposed like a foot tool? Probably repurposed it, yeah. That doesn't sound safe, Zoe.

They say you shouldn't stick anything bigger than an elbow in your ear. Have you heard that? An elbow? Yeah. How do you get an elbow in your ear? That's what it means. It means you shouldn't be sticking anything in your ears. Oh, no, I love an earbud.

We all do. But what about Zoe's metal tool? Yeah, maybe not that. Let's go to Jess. Jess, what's the gross thing that you're doing for your partner? So I guess on that pedicure note, my partner gets me

about once a month or so to sand the calluses off his feet with a belt sander. Oh. Wait. Jess, you're not being serious. Yeah, so he's a farmer.

He's in gumboots most of the time, and he's supposed to moisturise his feet, but he doesn't because who wants to do that and gets these gross calluses on his heel? Do you use a real belt sander on it? Yeah, like a power tool belt sander, and you just go until it tickles too much, and then he giggles, and then we stop. Like a Ryobi power tool on his feet.

Jess, you say no one wants to massage his feet. Can I ask, do you enjoy belt sanding his feet? Hell no, it's gross. So why don't you moisturise them? If you've just joined us, this must sound really bizarre. This is insane. Do you enjoy belt sanding your boyfriend's feet? Buy the man some better gumboots.

That's insane. There's a root issue here, and I don't mean to try and sound like a doctor, but we're treating the symptom and not the cause. The crazy thing is Jess cuts his toenails with a machete. Chainsaw. Finally, this person wants to be anonymous. They're so ashamed of the gross thing that they do for their partner.

Anonymous, what is it? So I wax his nostril here. That's good, good. I also wax his behind. You wax his what? His behind, like between the situation. The brown eye. Yeah.

You wax his back door. You whip the rug away. No, you know what? You pull the rug off the back doorstep. You know what? I feel like anonymous, that is very common in a lot of relationships. It is not. It is not.

No, it is. It is not. Lucy's never got down there. No. She won't touch my feet. You think she wants to go near the back door? Done a bit of trimming. Anonymous, why do you feel the need to wax his behind?

I don't feel the need. He asked me to. What? Can I ask him? The funny story about it is when I first did it, because I trained community about it is when I first did it, because I trained for beauty therapy, but when I first did it, the wax was too hot and it clenched.

That is the epitome of a sting ring. Bree and Clint. Let's get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, a lot of rumours flying about J-Lo and a break-up on the cards. Yes, unfortunately, she has confirmed that she and Alex Rodriguez have actually split. Now, we talked about this a month ago when Page Six reported

that they were over and then, of course, J-Lo and A-Rod released a statement through TMZ, actually. And they said, no, we're not over. We're just working through some things. You know, their wedding has been postponed twice. They said it was due to the pandemic. But today, they are over. It is actually over.

J-Lo has said that it's over. She's confirmed that to the Today Show USA. And what she said was, you know, as she said, we are better off as friends. And that's all they're going to say because they have two children each and the kids are all really close. The four girls actually are all really tight. So that's all they're going to say on the matter. You may know, not to be too gossipy,

but if you're wondering like what was the hurdle in the relationship, there was a rumor that A-Rod had, you know, we knew that he FaceTimed this girl who's like a reality star over here and there's rumours that it was more than that but that's the only thing that we know of other than, you know, that actually rocked the relationship. That's the only thing we know of.

Imagine the confidence it would take to cheat on J-Lo. Like, yeah. Imagine how short-sighted and how sure of yourself you must be if you think you can do better than J-Lo. Isn't that insane that someone would ever think to cheat on that woman? Yeah.

I also heard this week, Dean, that A-Rod's in the process of purchasing an NBA team as well. So it's a big week for him. Yeah, mate. You're right about that. He and J-Lo, yeah, they actually, together, they actually rounded up some billionaires

to buy a team. I don't know whether it's gone off yet. I'm not sure if it's happened yet. But that's what they were doing. Between getting divorced and buying an NBA team, it's going to be a bloody expensive week for A-Rod, isn't it? Do you reckon they'd have a prenup? Do you know that, Dean? If they've got a prenup? Yeah, well, they never got

married, and I know this. This is what I know from little inside LA goth is that she hasn't given the ring back. The ring's worth a couple of million dollars. You know a ring's a ring normally, but when it's a ring like that, it's a big deal. She hasn't given the ring back yet, and they do have some businesses to get about, by the way, and they

just bought this $40 million mansion in Miami, so I guess they're going to have to sell that as well. But yeah, it's going to be a bit ugly for a way, and they just bought this $40 million mansion in Miami, so I guess they're going to have to sell that as well. But yeah, it's going to be a bit ugly for a minute.

But she might have a $40 million mansion in Miami, but she's still Jenny from the block. She is. Don't be fooled by that rock

that she's got. She's still Jenny from the block. I love how they also have similar names, J-Lo, A-Rod. They won't have that again. No.

It's sad. Unless she marries Pitbull. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with D. McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. I've made a observation that I believe is highly accurate. I think parents can be divided into two categories.

Parents who keep absolutely everything from your childhood and parents who keep absolutely nothing. I think that's all there is. Because I've talked to some people about this. My parents, by the way, kept everything. Every single thing that we ever had. Like a shrine.

Yeah. Well, yeah. Or they just went, well. Like a capsule. Yeah, maybe. Time capsule. More like that, yeah. They're like, well, Clint loved this.

Better stay in the shed for 25 years, even though he hasn't thought about it or touched it since then we better not get rid of it and I've said that to friends who have gone wow my parents moved around a lot they don't have a single thing from my childhood so that's the opposite they just bin it all chuck it all turn it into the pool room

yeah that kind of thing what are your parents um you know it's weird I haven't lived at home since I was like 16 or 17. Yeah, right. But recently, you know, every time I'd go home for holidays, I'd always like look at my mum and I'd be like, isn't that my shirt? And she'd go, yeah, I got it from your room.

And then the next time I go home, I'd be like, aren't they my shoes? And she goes, no, you weren't wearing them. They're from your room. Your mum's like my mum. She's nostalgic. She's a keeper. I Your mum's like my mum. She's nostalgic. She's a keeper. I know your mum is a keeper. There's a big store of your stuff somewhere.

And one day you're going to have to deal with that. My day has come. My parents are downsizing the family home in Rotorua after 30 years. Bonfire. And so everything, yeah, basically everything that's there has got to go. So every time they go down and they come back up to Auckland to visit us, they bring more stuff. And some of it I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe you kept

this. Did they find your stash of magazines? You know that one you told me about? This big stash of collectible magazines? No, I got my brother to destroy those. Oh, right. I bequeathed them to him when I moved out. No. I wouldn't say bequeathed. Some of the things are awesome. Like the oddbods.

I showed you the oddbods the other day, my odd bods collection. I was like, whoa, thank God you kept these. Yeah, thank God. I can do so many things. The other day they came up, mum had a bread bag full of pins. And I was like, mum. A bag of pins? She'd kept these pins that I had for like 25 years.

And then there was another, you know how you've got a, at home you've got a box of cords? Yeah. Well, mum bought me a box of cords? Yeah. Well, mum bought me a bag of cords. Some cords that I had. Hey, you never know when you'll need that bag of cords. I haven't needed a single cord in that bag since 2003. I think it's pretty fair to assume

that none of those cords are necessary anymore. You know, when they were cleaning out your childhood room, did they find your virginity? No, but it's in there. No, actually, no, it's not in there because I left with it. I was going? No, but it's in there. No, actually, no, it's not in there because I left with it. I was going to say, that's what I mean. Oh, you left.

You had it for many more years after. I want to know this afternoon. My stuff's fairly standard stuff. There's lots of books, lots of school certificates and stuff like that. And it's lovely. I love that mum still has that stuff. Lots of thanks for participating. Lots of participation awards. Best improved. Lots of school certificates and stuff like that. And it's lovely. I love that mum still has that stuff. Lots of thanks for participating. Lots of participation awards.

Best improved. Lots of, yeah. Good luck next year awards. Lots of nice thanks for trying awards. When you win the badminton team. Oh, shut up. Okay. I want to know, what did your parents keep of yours?

Is there some weirder stuff out there? Did you go home and you realise that mum's got a jar that's got all your baby teeth in it? Do your parents still have your umbilical cord? Teeth are weird. Do they have, I don't know, do they have your first 15 rounds of toenail clippings or something like that? Or maybe it's

a bit more obscure, I don't know. My mum has my hair from my first haircut in a book. I think that's pretty common. My mum's got that too. I think it's a a book. I think that's pretty common. My mum's got that too. I think it's a bit weird. I think it's quite huge. They put a little ribbon around it. I also think it's pretty standard.

And then if I ever need to be cloned, they've got a stock there. They've got the blueprint ready to go. Oh, $800. We want to know this afternoon, what did your parents keep of yours? Maybe for ages. Maybe too long. Maybe they've still for ages. Maybe too long. Maybe too long. Maybe against your will. Call us. 0800 dial ZM.

We're asking what did your parents keep of yours from when you were a kid? My parents are in the process of downsizing the family home and everything is getting cleared out. There are things going left, right and centre. They don't want any of your stuff anymore. They don't want any memories of you in their new place.

They're over me. They said, get rid of all this stuff. We're on to our next chapter. Mum sent me a photo the other day of six pairs of rollerblades and she says, are these good to go? And I went, oh. Why would you have six pairs of rollerblades? Because I'd grown.

Over time I'd grown into different sizes. You went through six pairs? Yeah, from when I was a kid. I was a big growth spurt, mate. Wow. Anyway, I said, yep, get rid of them. And then an hour later, I had a pang of regret. I was like, what if I have an opportunity to use those?

Your kids could use them. Yeah, and I messaged mum and I said, about those rollerblades, I think I actually want them. And she replied and said, too late, they're gone. In her actual words, she said, you can buy them back off the Salvation Army. I wonder how much she got for them. Oh, nothing. Nothing.

She gave them away. She's not messing around. So we want to know, what did your parents keep from your childhood? And you're like, man, I didn't realise people kept these things. Let's go to Ava. Ava's here.

Hi. Hi. Hey, how you doing? Good. What did your parents keep of yours, Ava? Oh, I've still got it in my placenta. Oh. doing. Good. What did your parents keep of yours, Ava? Oh, I've still got it in my placenta. Please tell me it's not still in the back of the freezer. No,

it's in my father's shed on a farm in Palmerston North. Is it dried? Yeah, yeah. It's in a tin apparently with some soil and he actually offered for me to bury it with my two sons. Because you're meant to bury it. It's a very beautiful thing to do. You bury it and you plant a tree with it.

Yeah, but not like 25 years later. How old are you? Thank you. You're flattering. I'm 37. Yeah, right. That's a fairly, that'd be like a fossilised one. That placenta's from last century.

Yeah. Yeah. Stop it. From last placentary. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that is it. And he actually asked my kids' umbilical cords to be removed. So, I don't know.

He's questionable. He's trying to make a cocktail. He's checking a bit of kids' umbilical cord in there, a bit of your placenta. Ava, do they ever have guests over? And do they ever say, oh, do you want to come down to the shed? We'll show you Ava's placenta.

Oh, so rough. It's a Palmerston North. No, Dad doesn't have friends over. Love it, Ava's placenta. So rough. It's a parmesan north. No, Dad doesn't have friends over. Love it, Ava. Very good. That was good stuff. Michelle's here. Hi, Michelle.

Hi, Michelle. Hiya. How are you? Good, thanks. What did your parents keep? Well, I'm the parent. Oh, good. Good.

Okay, what have you kept? So I have six children. Yep. Wow, six children. Yeah, you've been going well. I have. children Wow, six children You've been going well I have I've kept their teeth And the clamps off their umbilical cords

All their birthday cards A painting from each year That they were at kindy in school Or any Awards or anything they got at school When they're 21 they all get their box Yeah right, mum's given me a couple of boxes. I know the box.

You've got six kids and you've got all of this stuff from each of them. Do you have to rent another house to put it all in? No, because most of them are 21 now and they've got them on their own now. Oh, gotcha. Did they appreciate getting their teeth when you gave it to them? Oh, no. I've kept those because I didn't think they'd appreciate those at all. I've kept those in my drawer. Six kids

so we're saying like 25 teeth a pop you must have like 150 teeth. Yeah, I've got quite a few and they're all in little bags for each child. That's so interesting. Someone on the text machine goes, my parents kept my brother. He's still

at home. Chantelle's here. Hi, Chantelle. Hi, Chantelle. Hi. Your parents are the type that keep things. What have your parents kept from your childhood? Actually, my brothers, they kept his foreskin.

What? What? What? Is it a thing? Is? What? Right. Is it framed? It's in just a little jar. A little jar? And where?

Where do they put something like that? It's in like a time capsule of his. It's got other baby things in there. Why? Why would they have kept his? I don't know. What's your brother's name? Jaden.

He's going to kill me if he hears this. Jaden. Does he ever go home and he's like, Mum, can I have a look at my foreskin? She'd, like, pull it out like a party joke. Like, oh, look what I've got. Past the foreskin. Mum pulls out the foreskin.

I love that, Chanel. Love it. Oh, my God. Sounds like a fun family, if you ask me. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Time for the one-second song challenge. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second One second Just a break from our regular scheduled programming. The CEO is bringing us... Are those cupcakes? Cupcake down. He's just dropped a cupcake. Oh, Bogs are your legend.

What have we done to deserve these? Oh, and sandwiches. Mr. Bogs. We appreciate you, Michael Bogs. Cupcakes on a Friday. It's pretty good, isn't it? You turned up to work today, so I was very pleased to bring them to you. It was fantastic.

That's an incredibly low bar, sir. See what happens on Monday. Yeah, right. Great. We appreciate it. We'll save the sandwiches here for Monday. I love that. Thank you.

We appreciate that. Thank you very much. We're about to play for some free KFC on the show this afternoon. It is only on New Zealand Radio. Right? I love it. We're trying to build KFC's ultimate box meal at the moment, the ZM box meal.

You guys have been voting on what goes into this meal, and today has been an epic battle, actually. I just wanted to touch on this before we play. Popcorn chicken versus nuggets. It's got to be popcorn chicken. It is popcorn chicken. It's iconic. Yeah, 77% of to be popcorn chicken. It is popcorn chicken. It's iconic.

77% of people want popcorn chicken. You guys are picking the things in the box and if you want to vote on today's, there's still time at our Instagram story. But right now we're going to give away 50 KFC chicken dollars. Megan's playing for some KFC. Hi, Megan. Hi, Mishen. Hello. How are you, mate? Good, thanks. That's good. Alright, you have to

pick one of us, Clint or myself. Who do you want to play for you in the One Second Song Challenge? Bree, thank you. All right, Megan, let's do the thing. And that means, Hayley, you've got Clint. Hi, Hayley. Hello. Sorry, I'm laughing in the background.

The CEO has just come back into the studio with paper towels to wipe up the mess that he made with the free cupcakes. That is leading by example. That is some Richie McCaw stuff. Clap him out. That's good. Yeah, thank you very much. Very well done.

Hayley, if I win this, you're getting some KFC, okay? Thank you. I appreciate that. Very good. Anastasia, let us know what we need to do. This week's theme is the travel bubble being opening to Australia on Monday. So we're doing Aussie artists. Love it.

There's a bit of an advantage here for Brie, but let's roll into song number one. You don't want to lose to me on the Australian week, mate. I'll be very embarrassed. Yeah, you have to hand in your passport. Yeah, I know. Here's our first song. Brie.

Clint. Oh. Definitely Clint. Come on, come on, turn the radio on. Oh, it's Sia. What is the song? Oh, I've got it. I know it.

Took me a minute, but I've managed to get it. You need an answer, Brie. Cheap Thrills. That's correct. Just came to me. She's not really Australian, though. She's been in LA for like 15 years. She's from Adelaide. Can't get more Aussie. This game is firing up. Let's been in LA for like 15 years. She's from Adelaide.

You can't get more Aussie. This game is firing up. Let's hear song number two. Brie. Stop the song. Stop the song. Come on. I already knew.

Guy Sebastian, Battlescar. That's one of my favourite songs from an Aussie artist. That's a big call, isn't it? That is a big call. It's a massive call, isn't it? That is a big call. It's a massive call.

What about Tim O'Medic? Brie is currently sitting at two points, which is pretty good. Mama Di's going to be proud of that. Hey, Clint's definitely come back and pants me from here. Hey, let's hear song number three. Clint. Oh. Iggy Azalea.

I know it. Iggy Azalea. I know it. Iggy Azalea and... I know it. It's not fancy. Hey, I'm just going to need an answer, mate. I'm Iggy Ayres. Come on. Five, four, three, two, one.

Nah, I don't have it. Iggy Azalea and Ariana Grande problem. Damn it. She's Azalea and Ariana Grande problem. Damn it. She's just won. I mean, arguably more of an Ariana Grande song. Yeah, but hey, it was my week to win, I think. Totally it was. I needed to win it.

It was definitely skewed in my favour. And Megan, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome, thank you, Bree. No worries, mate. Bree and Clint. Here's an interesting story. It's about a lady from Scotland who was diagnosed with motor neuron disease, which is like a degenerative disease.

It affected, for her, it affected the way that she spoke. And so she's 76. And in 2020, she was diagnosed with MND and it caused her, like voice box, her speech to deteriorate quite dramatically to the point that she couldn't speak. She didn't have her voice anymore. It's horrible.

She couldn't speak. She managed to get her voice reconstructed in the weirdest way. So engineers have been able to reconstruct her voice and she now uses like a computer system which speaks for her, way. So engineers have been able to reconstruct her voice and she now uses like a computer system which speaks for her, which she can instruct and it speaks for her, but it speaks in her voice. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, so she doesn't have to sound like a computer or anything. So she can communicate with her friends and family and it sounds like her. The way that they were able to reconstruct her voice was by using audio clips from the time in 2019

when she appeared on the TV show Tipping Point. Hello and welcome to Tipping Point. How crazy is that? What? They could create a whole vocabulary. Yep. They were able to get her tone,

her pitch, her pace, everything off that. Because you've got to think about it. She's 76. She probably hasn't recorded a podcast. No. She probably hasn't uploaded many stories to her IGTV. She probably hasn't ever gone to the effort of recording her own voice. So there's no record of what she actually sounds like.

But because she was on the TV show Tipping Point, that one where you put the giant coins in. Oh, I know the one. It's real average, but I can't help but continue to watch it. Right? It's addictive for some reason. It's so weird. I'm like, this is not the best.

I mean, it's no chase. It's no chase. Well, I think it's the budget chase. Yeah. Because they have Celebrity Tipping Point too where they get famous Coro stars on. That one's quite good. Yeah but in the end they're just dropping coins in the big machine. Why is it so

addictive? You can play that at the arcade. Anyway when she was on the show there was enough there to rebuild her entire voice. How incredible. That's amazing. I know what you're wondering. That's fine. Good for her. How did she go on tipping point? I can tell you. Did she win?

She did. She walked away in 2019 with $5,500 from Tipping Point. Wow. Yeah. Not a bad payday. Helen Whitelaw is her name. And going on Tipping Point, best thing that ever happened to her, really, isn't it? Pretty much.

She got more than one prize. Yeah. They can reconstruct your voice from this show. Technically, yes. It'd just be a bunch of farts and bad jokes. And that sound of you giving away the secret sound that time. Oh, my God! Bree and Clint. Have you ever thought to yourself,

oh, it'd be so cool if I could just think about music and it could create it for me? Yes. That'd be awesome. Yeah. We can sit down at the piano and they can just, just what's in their mind, they can play. No, or it goes into a computer and makes what you're thinking. Oh, really?

Oh, that extreme. Yeah. We're talking like, you know, futuristic stuff here. Sure. Okay. And this is real. Scientists have developed an experimental musical instrument that creates sound using a person's brain waves okay isn't that amazing so um essentially what they do is is they put um

this special cap that's fitted with electrodes and can read brain waves onto the person's head and then it transmits them to a synthesizer. Synthesizer? A synthesizer. Now you laugh, but you wouldn't believe this. I've actually got my hands on one of these. Right. What, the synthesizer or the cap? Not the synthesizer, but the special cap.

Have you? The musical instrument. Producer Anastasia, could you bring in the special? Don't laugh. Wow, wow. This is all the way from Sweden. Yeah. instrument. Producer Anastasia, could you bring in this special? Don't laugh. This is all the way from Sweden. This was developed over in Sweden. Wait, wait, wait. Am I wearing the cap? No, you will be wearing the cap

this afternoon. I thought we could give this a go. Now you need to plug that. Can you plug that into the headphones, please, Anastasia? And the other plug that we've... I feel very privileged to get the opportunity to do this. This is pretty amazing. I don't know if I can think of any good music, though.

Okay, well, you don't even have to. You can just kind of sit back and relax because right now I am actually controlling it. It's through Bluetooth on my phone. I'm going to tap into your brainwaves and we are going to see, well, we can't read your mind, but kind of, we're going to see exactly what type of music your brainwaves can create.

So I'm just going to start the computer app here. Sounds very high tech and I believe we have a first track. Here it is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've been thinking about how much I hate this song. A lot like Maroon 5. Yeah, that'd be me thinking about how much I hate it every day. Wow.

Just thinking about how much I hate Maroon 5, Moves Like Jagger. This thing's incredible. Okay, let's see if we can try something else here. Let's go again. I'm going to put it in here. Okay, we're recalibrating now. The cap tingles a bit. Yeah, that's the electrodes. Okay, we're recalibrating now. The cap tingles a bit.

Yeah, that's the electrodes. Oh, we've got another song. Yep. There it is. Another song that I hate. That is what is coming out of Clint's brain. Alright, okay, I think we've got another one. Hold on.

We'll start the calibration. Here we go again. What else is in Chris' brain? What else do I like? Here we go. What are you... I don't hate this. You must have switched playlists. This must be on my...

No, this is from your brain. This is what you're thinking about right now. All right, let's go one more. We'll go one more. We've got this special musical instrument. This song is because I'm looking at you at the moment. I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks.

Let's recalibrate one more time and see what is inside Clint's brainwaves. Last song. Here we go. What are you thinking about? Every night in my dreams, I see you. Get your head off. It's off. The music should have stopped.

No, it's already been. Brie and Clint. The winner. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday Oki! A couple of weeks off to let your hearing recover. I've been away on dad leave, maternity leave. We had our second

daughter, Maggie, and so you didn't do it with Kim Crosman, did you? No. No, so Friday Oaky's been off. That's a you and I thing. Yeah. There's no one as bad as you and I. No, there's no one as good as us. I mean, as good as us.

Yeah. And I figured since I've had a sweet child, we should sing this song. Pretend that it's 2am at the Borg Irish Bar in Christchurch and just go for it. This is one of my favourite songs. I just love it. I don't know why, I just love this song.

If you've never heard Friday Oaky, we both spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and then we play the result of that. Then we get you guys to vote on who the winner is. Seeing as I picked the song, I'll start. Okay, good luck. So here comes I feel like we both need it. My attempt

at Guns N' Roses. It's a nice kind of mid-range. Easy, easy, easy. Easy. No warm-ups needed. Straight into it. Good luck, man. Pray for me.

She's got a smile and it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories When everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stare too long I'll probably break down and cry I think my nuts are gonna explode

Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child of mine Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine You started so strong and I thought, this is pretty good. And then the chorus hit and I went, ooh. I think I pulled something. Yeah. You know when you blow something out and it doesn't come back? I think one of your testicles ascended again. I think so, yeah.

No more sweet children for me. Pretty good, I think. The chorus is a little bit shaky. Yeah, I agree. I'm not going to say anything because mine is not good. Breeze Tim, you need to hear both and then we'll give you the chance to call 0800-DARLS-LIM and vote. I did a bit of, what's it called when you make the sounds?

A bit of beatboxing. A bit of folly. A bit of folly. Right. This was not my idea. Al, the production guy, said, hey, this will be great. A bit of pentatonics. Yeah.

Yeah, all right. Well, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Right. Boom, boom, boom. Oh, yeah. Boom, boom, boom. Shake out my mullet for this one. Boom, boom, boom.

Feel the breeze. It's Breeze Friday again. She's got a smile and it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stay too long I'll probably break down and cry

Cry I'd probably break down and cry Whoa, oh, oh, sweet child of mine Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine The rest is just a mouth solo? Yes, yes. You don't need to hear it. I feel like my country roots came back. You reckon? Yeah, don't you reckon Rotorua came back out?

A little bit, yeah, a little bit. My eyebrow piercing grew back. I was drinking a bottle of Jack when I was doing that. Yeah, I was drinking Woodstock Bourbon and Cola. We need five votes. We need a winner for this. So if you would like to pick the winner of Friday

Oaky, Brie or me, call now. 0800 dials at M. Someone texted and said this is not bloody bad. You know, that's positive. I think they're drunk. Yeah.

It's a high possibility. If you want to be the person who decides on the winner, call us now. We'll return with a result in Friday-oke. Bree and Clint. Friday-oke! You know what?

You know what? We actually got high hopes for this. What? There's some positive feedback on the text machine for this week's Friday-oke. There's one text. Twice. The text came in twice. We just took on a middle- the road, very singable.

I think the primary school kids sing this song at assembly. We did for Friday Oki. You might have heard of them, Gun and Roses. Gun and Roses. Whoa, sweet child of mine. Simple song. Mine sounded like this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child of mine. Mine sounded like this.

Someone help that cat. That wasn't even my best bet. Brie sounded like this. Whoa, oh, oh, sweet child of mine. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine. She's taking it out. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. All right, sorry, we've got to get rid of that. That's enough, that's enough. Five votes will decide the winner of Friday Oaky.

That's how it works. We'll start with Dee. Hi, Dee. G'day with Dee. Hi, Dee. G'day, Dee. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. What are your thoughts this week? Oh, my thoughts this week.

I have to go. I can't tell you. I just found it's not too good. Dee? Dee? Sorry. Dee's nuts. Dee, you can't swear on the radio, but I really appreciate the vote.

Thank you so much. Have a fantastic weekend. We'll go to Dane. Hi, Dane. G'day, Dane. Hey, hello. Hello. Who are you voting for, Dane?

I'm voting for Clint. I think you both did very well in the beginning, but I think Clint butchered it a little bit less in the beginning. Yeah, I butchered the chorus a little bit less. Are you deaf, Dane? Are you deaf? Oh, I love it. I love getting a vote for butchering it a bit less,

even though we both butchered it. Riley's here. Hi, Riley. G'day, Riley. Hello. Hello. Who are you voting for this week, Riley? I'm voting for Bree.

Yes. Cheers, mate. I cut a mullet into my hair this week just for this song. Oh, very classy then. Yeah. She's wearing those tiny little Axl then. Yeah. She's wearing those tiny little Axl Rose bike shorts.

She's the whole package. Bradley's here. Hey, Bradley. G'day, Brad. How's it going? Good. Thanks, mate. It's all dudes so far

voting in Friday Oaky. I love the guns and the roses. Guns and roses brings the boys out, eh? It brings all the boys to the yard. Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky?

This week it has to be Clint. Yes. What are people listening to? I feel robbed this week. I told you I felt good. Robbed. I told you I felt good. Robbed.

Well, they'll do it. That's four, but let's take one just in case. Bridie, who's your vote for? My vote's for Clint. There we go. Yeah. It was good, eh? Yeah.

Yeah, just ask you. Really good. All right, to the victor goes the spoils. Let's do ask you. Really good. All right, to the Victor goes the spoils. Let's do a replay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child of mine. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine. Is that the one people heard? I have no idea how you won this week.

Normally I can go, yeah, no, you deserved it. Ben, send me all those callers' bank accounts. I owe them some money. Thank you. I feel like you do this week. Bree and Clint. Me. I.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, three people, their birthdays. What was the number one track on their 16th? We'll play the best one in full. Do you remember your 16th birthday? Ooh, that's a good one.

It's like specifically, do you remember your 16th birthday? Do you know what you did? I think I had a party at my parents' house and I think we were allowed some alcohol. I think. I'm pretty sure we didn't celebrate mine. Yeah, right, you were at boarding school. That's pretty, no, it was just pretty sure we didn't celebrate mine. Yeah, right. You were at boarding school. That's pretty...

No, it was just January 3rd. Everyone was away. Everyone was hungover. Yeah, no one wanted to do anything. Fair enough. Okay, well, it's depressing. Tyler's here. Hi, Tyler.

G'day, Tyler. Hey, how's it going? Do you remember your 16th birthday? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, okay. It wasn't too long ago. Yeah, sure. A little brag about it. Okay, we'll make it. It's too bad, Tyler. Jeez. Yeah. What is your birthday? You're young, we think so. Yeah, okay. It wasn't too long ago. Yeah, sure. We'll brag about it.

Okay, we'll make it. Let's go back, Tyler. Jeez. What is your birthday? You're young, we're not. Gen Z. It's the 9th of April, 1998. All right.

Oh. Right. You were born. Yesterday. You were born yesterday. You were literally born yesterday. You were 16 in 2014, and here's your birthday banger. Huge birthday banger, Tyler, from Iggy Azalea.

You've got to be happy with that, right? Yeah, it's good. That song was so big. So big. Probably too big. I was going to say a little bit too big. You'll never top it. Yeah. She had a good time, though. She had a good run. Let's go to say a little bit too big. You'll never top it. Yeah.

She had a good time, though. She had a good run. Let's go to Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hello. Hi, Anna. How are you, mate? This is not bad.

That's good. When's your birthday? 4th of January, 1995. Right. You were 16 in 2011 on the 4th of January. And in 2011, this had a number one hit. To hold it against me. I said my heart was beating loud. We could escape the crowd.

Some late era Britney Spears. With Friday Jams earlier, we played Circus. Yep. This is Circus era. This is in that era. Right, it's kind of around there. Do you like Britney, first of all, Britney? Oh my God, how about your name is Britney and you got Britney?

It's my childhood, now I'll hear this again. Yeah. Yes. The joke of your childhood. Oh, we are very sorry, Britney. Oops, oops, we did it again. Sorry, everybody. I'm really sorry.

Give me more. Anelba, hi. Hi, hi. How are you doing? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thanks. You happy it's Friday?

Oh, so happy. Today was the worst day. Oh, well. With the headaches. Sorry to hear that. Let's see if we can brighten it up with your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 18 November 93.

Right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 18th of November. And on that day, this was number one. When you leave me halfway Right at the borderline That's where I'm going to be of November. And on that day, this was number one. I love this Black Eyed Peas song. And Nelba, this is awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a banger. There's a big question mark hovering over it though because does it have vibes for a Friday? Oh, yeah. This is great but it's kind of moody. Kind of chill.

But that doesn't mean that it isn't the right song. I'm just saying there's a question mark hovering over it. What do you think Anelba? Is it the right song for today? Yeah, I absolutely love it.

It's a nice sing-along. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Alright, wait there. If it was called stuck on the highway that's where I want to wait. Apparently there's like

a big accident here. Is there? Is that why you made that pun? Hey, I thought it was all right. What's your vote for? It's tough. It's tough. Okay, this is very good stuff.

It's always harder on a Friday. It's harder on a Friday because you want it to be really good. All of our contestants today are 90s babies. So all of the songs by default are from the same-ish era which means they're all Friday jams

and we've been playing Friday jams all day. My gut says that the Black Eyed Peas song is a bit different and... I always look to the text machine for help.

I'm like, someone on the text machine, please. It's from your years earlier. I think it might be. It is, right? That text machine, please. It's from your years earlier. I think it might be. It is, right? That song's a vibe. It's got good... If you are going out tonight, that is the song that's going to get you on the

moon, right? You can put that on if you're having pre-drinks. Alright. Yeah, I think we're alright. Tyler, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger. Woo! Thank you. There we go. Drop this and let the whole world feel it. Let them feel it. And I'm still in the murder business. I can hold you down like I'm giving Thank you. There we go. On my wrist, on my wrist Taking all the liquor straight, never chase that Never, so stop like we bringing 88 back What, bring the hooks in where the bass at

Champagne spilling, you should taste that I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the best lane From LA to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name

To blow I said baby I do this I thought that you knew this Can't stand no haters And honest the truth is In my flow In my fetish Be dead departed

Swag up on super I can't shop in no department To get my money on time If ain't got money decline I swear I met that There's so much To get that line of rewind To get my money on time If ain't got money decline I just can't worry About no haters Gotta stay on my grind I'm so fancy.

You already know. I'm in the best lane. From LA to Tokyo. I'm so fancy. Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name. To blow. Trash the hotel.

Let's get drunk on the minibar. Make the phone call. Feel so good getting what I want. Yeah, keep on turning it up. Chandelier swinging, we don't give a f***. Velvet star, yeah, I'm deluxe. Classic expensive, you don't get to touch. Still stunned, how you like that? Got a whole world asking how I does that. Outro Music Never turned down nothing. Gold sugar on a chicken leg. I'm so fancy.

You already know. I'm in the best lane. From LA to Tokyo. I'm so fancy. Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name. To blow. Who that?

Who that? Ah, G.G. Wap. They do that. Do that. Ah, G.G. Wap. Zidane, Brian Clint, Iggy Azalea. God, after a lot of deliberation, that's the song we chose as the winner of Birthday Banger for a Friday. There she is. The woman who gave all those people hope that they could one day crack the rap industry. She's from Mullumbimby.

I know. That's part of the issue, I think. Out in the... Hey! You can't sit there and say that that's not a hit record. It's a great song. It's a great song. Also, thank you to the person who texted and said

this Black Eyed Peas song That almost, almost Got my vote They said this is a Wednesday song Yeah, meet you halfway So accurate Is that why it's a Wednesday song? Is that the longest you've ever taken to get the joke? I thought it just has Wednesday vibes about it

Like it's a middle of the road Oh, middle of the road. Oh, middle of the... Made me halfway. You can tell it's a Friday. But every day's a Friday. What was the best? I'll stop trying now. No. Haven't you

learnt your lesson on a Friday? What's the best Every day's a Friday Have you drank before work? That's a joke by the way Oh my god It's getting worse Stop

Just stop Okay, alright, alright Back on track I said before I got big news for Hamilton And I mean it I mean it, Hamilton As a proud Chiefs supporter, go the Chiefs,

go the Mighty Mulus. For too long have you been beguiled, ridiculed, harassed for your former status as New Zealand's chlamydia capital. It's been a long time since you've had that title. I think it's been to Gisborne, Parmy and Rotorua since you held it. It's time to give up that joke, okay?

It's not funny anymore. The virus? The virus, yeah. time to give up that joke, okay? It's not funny anymore. The virus. The virus. Yeah. They don't have it anymore, okay? They've got other things. I've got good news for Hamilton, okay? Hamilton, the landlocked farming hub of the central North Island.

Big news for those guys. Right there, smack bang in the middle of the island. They're getting a beach. How good. About time. Man-made beach, I'm guessing. Correct, man-made beach. I mean, a beach just isn't going to appear, is it? No.

It's not global warming. It's not rushing in from Tauranga and the other coast. Some would say man-made beach or overly large sand pit. Both of those things are correct. There are plans for northern Hamilton to be home to an inland

beach resort and adventure park to be built in Hamilton by 2023. Is that it? That's it. That's humongous. It's humongous. It's a 12 hectare park where there will be a 2 hectare, 2.4 metre deep crystal lagoon.

That's insane. You know where has one of these? Where's that? Brisbane. The Hamilton of Australia. Brisbane has one. Yeah. And I used to go there sometimes.

And the bad part about a man-made beach is that, you know, when the water, you know, on a normal beach how the water comes in. It washes out. It washes out. You get fresh water every day, yeah. Yeah. I've thought about this too. Man-made beach?

Nah, it doesn't happen that way. No, it's the water you've got is the water you've got. It's not focused on the negative, okay? I'm sure every Hamiltonian will shower before they enter the Crystal Lagoon. It looks amazing. It does look amazing.

Best bit is the beach would be partially heated because no one wants to go to a beach in Hamilton in the middle of winter. They want to simulate global warming. Yeah, yeah. I mean, even if the beach was heated, I'm not sure I want to be in my Speedos

at a man-made beach in Hamilton in July. But we'll see. We'll see. Maybe they're going to put some of those patio heaters out there as well. Are they going to put a wave pool in? Could do. That'd be cool.

Yeah, 2023, they're hoping for it to be ready. It's going to cost $30 million. $30 million? Yeah, but Hamilton deserves it. Well, they do. Yeah, they deserve it. About time they got something like this. Imagine Sam Kane and Brodie Retallick strutting up and down the shores of the man-made beach.

Hey, I'm there. Yeah, right. We'll all be there. For a bit. I mean, until the crystal water goes brown. And then we'll be back to raglan. Hey, can we put some more chlorine in this beach, please? This is an interesting story about Israel Folau.

He's back in the news. Boo. Izzy Fol in the news. Boo. Is he Folau? Boo. Boo. Boo. Haven't heard from him for a little while. It's because he doesn't have a team to play for.

Well, yeah, he's been blocked from all the NRL teams. Everyone said no thanks. And he left his super rugby team over, where was he? Overseas somewhere. I think he was playing in France. Yeah, somewhere over there. Anyway, I found this article on news.com.au. It's an Aussie website.

And I swear these guys are taking the piss with this headline. Right. So I'll explain what the story's about. The story's about Israel Folau. Notorious homophobe. Yes, notorious homophobe and how he has been trying to get back into the NRL and everyone's been blocking him and saying no, no, this, that. Anyway, the story's about how they might have found a loophole

for him to sneak back in through a different way. Right, okay. Yeah, I'd love to hear the headline. The headline. War erupts over Israel Folau's reported backdoor NRL return. Well done, news.com. Well done. That is the legit headline.

Because you know what they're doing? The news agencies are trolling him with headlines that he will hate. It's, I mean. He'll go, don't say backdoor. You can't say that. You can't say backdoor about me. I hate the backdoor. You can't say that.

I hate the backdoor more than anything. Yuck, I hate it so much. What we've done is we've found a bunch of other websites. Other headlines that Israel will hate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who wants to kick it off? I've actually found a couple. Have you visited?

Yeah. This is from the Wanganui Chronicle. They've published Israel Falau exploits NRL loophole with gay abandon. That was too smart for me. Yeah.

Was it? You should be a journalist. I didn't write it, mate. I didn't write it. That's from the Wanganui Gazette or whatever it was. Ben, you're up to date with the news. Have you found any headlines about Israel Folau's attempt to re-enter the NRL that he will really hate? Any headlines? I have, yep. I've got one. Where's it from?

Ah, overseas. Overseas, right. The NRL are reporting that Israel Folau will be happily skipping back into the footy field next season, sporting the Dragons' new uniform, which is bright rainbow coloured. It's good too. Important.

It's good too, yeah. Anastasia, you up to date with your Israel Folau news? Reading papers. I'm actually a big fan of Christians who play rugby. Right. It's definitely, it's one of my favourites. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, it's not Christians that are the issue here, okay?

Oh, sorry. Be careful, okay? It's people with fundamentalist views. It's one of my favourites. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. It's not Christians that are the issue here, okay? Oh, sorry. Be careful, okay? It's people with fundamentalist views. It's him. I don't know where I picked this one up from, but I've got a headline. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Izzy Flaa, given all restrictions, somehow manages to penetrate his way back into the NRL this season? Oh, that's good news. No, Anastasia, no, that's not a real headline. I think that is. I think I read that.

Any other headlines? I found one more. This is from the Darwin post over in Australia. It says Israel Folau attempts to come from behind to re-enter the NRL. That'll do. That's a real headline. That's in the Darwin post. It's in the news, so.

Bree and Clint. Earlier this year, there was that big kind of discussion around changing the ice cream in Australia, the gay time. Yeah, the golden gay time. The golden gay time. It's been like that since I've been born. And they're like, you can't do that.

It's not a nice name. It's derogatory towards people from the rainbow community. I heard the rainbow community came out and said, we love it. They do. Yeah. Don't change it on our behalf. They were like, why are people talking for us? We don't care.

We love a gay time. And people love gay times. They're for us? We don't care. We love a gay time. And people love gay times. They're delicious. So we don't care. Anyway, so that was the one earlier this year. But there's another one. Right. It's not fish fingers, is it?

What? Who's that offensive towards? I don't know. I'm just wondering. I just hope it's not because I can't call them anything else. No, it isn't fish fingers, but it is a massive, massive icon. Right. And here in New Zealand, in Australia.

We've got it in New Zealand? Absolutely. Right, okay. It's massive. Yeah. We all know it as fairy bread. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. We all know it as fairy bread. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. And they're saying that they believe that it is offensive and derogatory. Is that to the rainbow community as well? Well. Or to the fairy community? Well. Because I always imagined fairy bread, which is white bread with butter and hundreds and thousands of sprinkles on it.

It's got all the nutritional value of a bag of sugar. But that's not the point. It's meant to be magical, right? It's meant to be a magical food. It's meant to be like from fairies. From fairies. From like, you know, Tinkerbell, those type of fairies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, they're saying it is a slang term that was used for gay men back in the day. Obviously, when people say, oh, you're, you you're a fairy, that was a derogatory term. But I don't think when they named fairy bread. If you rename fairy bread, you have to rename fairies. That's the thing. Yeah, it's not about the slang term. It's about the actual mythical creature. I thought so.

That's what I thought. Then again, I'm getting very defensive over this. It's been a long time since I've eaten fairy bread. It's one of those things where you go, I'll pick your battles. It's not much in my diet. I mean, look, look. And my daughter, who I will be making fairy bread for eventually, my daughter's, she doesn't know what it's called.

She won't be offended if the news is. You can change it now. She won't know if it's called boogie bread. The way I look at it is that if the community that, you know, is in question where obviously this word back in the day was used in a negative way, if they're not okay with it, then change it. It's not a big deal. But if they're like, we don't care.

No, but you're missing the point, Brie. Why? In 2021, we're allowed to be offended on other people's behalf. Oh, even if it doesn't affect us directly now you're getting it i've got some letters to write zm's brand clint on insta facebook tiktok and live weekdays from three on zm feed by kfc get the full menu delivered to your door with the kfc app play zm