ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th April 2024

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. Cheers to KFC. The new Zinger Mozzarella Burger is available now. ZM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. We've just got off of Zoom with Joe,

a.k.a. Joe Carey from Stranger Things, a.k.a. Joe Carey from Stranger Things, a.k.a. this guy. Where we may or may not have played him our Friday Oaky versions of his song. Yeah, it wouldn't be the first time we've done that in an interview, would it? Why is it mine? Why? Yours just hits different Yeah, it's like a shot of alcohol That's really nasty tequila

It's different Anyway, I'll chat with Joe Carey We'll be on tomorrow's show, I think Tomorrow's show with Joe Today's show, I think. Tomorrow's show with Joe. Today's show, we've got Add to Cart. We're going to put our last item in at 4pm, so stick around for that. Yesterday's cart was a ripping one.

What was it? It had a PS5 in there. PS5, Apple HomePod. Not to confuse you, that's not today's cart. No. So if you've been listening today... But there's an Apple Watch in today's card. Is there? Well, there you go.

That's a great prize. We'll give you the last item at four and then we'll do it at five. Man, it's a buzzy item that we're putting in there at four o'clock. Is it? Show me. That's interesting. Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen one.

Yeah, it's giving retirement home vibes, but you might have a good use for it. Nah, people got home gyms these days. Nah, it's not that. Anyway, we'll reveal what it is at four o'clock. It's not? Nah. It's not for a home gym? I think it's for like a stand-up desk.

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Yeah. That's cryptic. You'll find out what it is at 4pm with Add to Cart, thanks to One Roof Property. And then we'll give it away at 5 o'clock to the first person through with all three items. Right now we've got $50 up for grabs, thanks to our mates at KFC,

Tradie versus Lady. We need two people to play. You can give us a call right now on 0800-DIALS-IT. By all accounts, the Scissor show in Auckland last night was insane. Brie was there. She said it was very, very loud. I haven't been to a concert like that in a long time where the crowd was so loud you could barely hear the performer.

And it was not just like her big hits, it was every single song. Even Scissor said if you're going tonight, you have a lot to live up to to beat last night's crowd. Oh my God, it was wild. How good though? It's Trady versus Lady. Let's go. Here we are, Trady versus Lady. The, two, one. Let's go.

Here we are. Trady versus Lady. The scores are tied up again. 30 wins for the Ladies. 30 wins for the Tradys. We can't separate these two. It's tight. It's tight.

Very, very. What are we in? April. Yeah. It doesn't get tighter than that. Tighter than that. Tighter than a... Anyway, let's go to our lady first from Papamoa. She's 41 years old and she was born with 11 fingers.

Welcome to the show, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Hi, how's it going? Where did you have an extra one? It was an extra pinky, so it was sticking out on one side of my finger, so I had an extra pinky. Did you get it removed? Yeah, they removed it just within a couple one side of my finger, so I had an extra pinky. Did you get it removed? Yeah, they removed it just within a couple of days of me being born.

Oh, I should have kept it. Do you wish you'd kept it? I really should do. Yeah. Yeah, it's like unique. It would have been awesome. It would have been hard to buy gloves, though. It would have been.

Yeah. It would have been. Yeah, very, very hard. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. They are from Christchurch. They're 37 and they snapped their ankle playing 75 what? Playing 75 overseas.

Okay, welcome to the show, Tim. Yeah, g'day mate. I was playing rugby sevens overseas and the surgeon who fixed it said I'd never walk again or play again but I'm back playing again and walking fine and training in the gym. Wait, Tim? The doctor said you'd never walk

again? Yeah, the head surgeon said I'd struggle to walk again properly and I'd never play sport again and I bet those odds. Oh, look at you go, mate. I reckon it was reverse psychology, Tim. I reckon they saw you and they thought this is how we motivate him to get back on his feet. Tell him he can't do it.

Yeah, it might have been the case. Must have been a compound fracture. Was it real bad, Tim? Yeah, it was a compound fracture and my ankle was facing the opposite way. Oh, no, no, no. All right, all right, all right. Tim, your buzzer is trading. Victoria, yours is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Donald Trump has fallen asleep in court today while on trial. How many terms did he serve as US President? One or two? Yes, Tim.

No. Victoria? Well, it's a multi-choice. I'll take one. Yeah, can't give you that one, can we? Question number two. We move on. Which country is Madrid the capital of? Madrid. Yes, Victoria.

Spain. It is, of course, Spain. Madrid's not the best place in Spain. What is? Barcelona. Barcelona. Barcelona. Definitely the best.

Question number three, one to the ladies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Victoria is in. Taylor Swift. It's, of course, Taylor Swift. You're away and flying, Victoria. I just want to use the same strategy the doctor did with Tim. Tim, you cannot win this, okay?

There's no chance. 2-0 down, there is no way you can win this. There's no chance, Tim. Let's go. Buddy Kin, question number four. Which former member of Destiny's Child recently released a country album? Lady. Victoria.

Beyonce. Gosh, she's all over it. Woohoo! Oh, Clint, he's been Rickrolled. He's been Rickrolled by me and the producers. Don't you love it Victoria? Awesome Have you replaced my buttons with Rick Astley?

Oh nice sport What are you talking about? Mate the Rickroll's back This is such a vintage niche gag I love it It's back on TikTok mate Hey well done guys Tim you're a good sport, but Victoria, 3-0 victory means you

get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. And Victoria, you get another 10 seconds of this great song. Oh, Clint. Our first victim. Who will we get next, producers? I've got a feeling there's more where that came from. Bree and Clint.

There is AI everything now. There's AI that can create video footage from a very short prompt. Obviously, we've got like ChatGPT, which can write us poetry and speeches and copy and things like that really quickly. There's ones that make images that interior designers use. So you can take a photo of your lounge and you can just type in, put in green couch. There's AI now that writes a workout program for you. Yeah.

There is now also AI that can create music. Not just covers, not just like you've heard before where you get Kanye West to sing a Johnny Cash song. It can create entire songs, the music, the melodies. It can write the lyrics for you. Yeah, that's wild. We've heard AI, we've played some where they take, you know, like a famous person's voice and they create a song using it. Yeah, which is imitation. It's imitating that voice.

This is something else. I've been playing around with one called suno.ai, S-U-N-O. And I thought, what am I going to put into this thing? Because you just write it a prompt and you tell it what you want it to do. And then I was like, could it make a better song than you and me, for example? Yeah. Back in 2019, you and I started a highly successful DJ duo called the Hot Mess Express.

People want us to bring it back. And we released a hit single that sounded like this. Let me see you sing it. Produced by Kings. Insanely popular Yeah We don't have the services of Kings at our disposal Could AI be our chance at a comeback is what I was thinking

I see what you've done So what I've done is I've taken the lyrics from Send It Pretty basic lyrics Yeah, the lyrics were just We're all underpaid We're just gonna send it Never had a raise We're still gonna send it're all underpaid, we're just going to send it, never had a raise, we're still going to send it. We could go for days,

we're just going to send it, let me see you send it. Exactly right. Stuck in my brain forever. And the prompt I wrote was create an EDM song with these lyrics. Okay. That's all I wrote. Do you want to hear what it came up with? I'd love to hear it. The song was generated in 25 seconds. We're all on the case, but we're just gonna send it.

Never had a race, but we're still gonna send it. We could go for days, we just wanna send it. Let me see you send it. We're all on the case, but we're just gonna send it. That is a completely original song, completely generated by AI. That's terrifying. Isn't it terrifying?

That's so terrifying. Every musician out there must be looking at this and going, my God, every industry is doing it. Everybody who writes, everybody who creates any kind of content, you're just going, can a computer do what I do faster and better? And the answer is probably yes. Yeah, but does it have the passion? Does it?

See, I don't, like that sounds great. Yeah. But it doesn't have that personal, passionate, human element. Not yet. This is what it can do now imagine what it can do in three years time that means true just for fun

I did a country version as well okay yeah it was a country version do you want to hear send it as a country song yeah I'd love to same prompt

just I wrote create a country a modern country pop song using those lyrics and this is what it came up with again

in about 25 seconds. We're all in a bed. So we're just gonna send it. Never had a race, but we're still gonna send it. We could go for days. We just wanna send it. Let me see you send it. We're all on a page

Weirdly got a Christian worship song feel to it. A little bit, yeah. We're all gonna send it We could go for days We just wanna send it God, that movie iRobot's looking... Isn't it? More and more.

Isn't it? As soon as their AI figures out how to do a radio show, we are toast. We are finished. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and more. Isn't it? As soon as that AI figures out how to do a radio show, we are toast. We are finished. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. That's YG Marley and Praise Jar in the moonlight.

Still going. Still going. Still going. Let him finish. I want to talk about Coachella for a second because everyone is talking about Coachella. The first weekend's obviously done and dusted and it'll all happen again this weekend. Have you been to Coachella? No, my partner's been twice.

Yeah. Is it on your list? Glastonbury's probably on my list first. Me too. But, I mean, I wouldn't say no to Coachella. Oh, no, absolutely. You know? Absolutely, yeah.

But, yeah, it looks very fun, like super fun. But then I always wonder, like, how much would it actually cost to go to Coachella? I think it would be phenomenal. Not just the tickets and, of course, the flights. But you've got to book somewhere to stay in Palm Springs when everybody is trying to book a place to stay. My partner was working on the super yachts at the time, so there was a lot of disposable income. Oh, yeah, that's fun. That's when she went to Coachella.

Yeah. When you work on super yachts, you don't even have rent to pay, do you? No. Because you don't... You don't pay for food either. Amazing. You don't pay for electricity. You don't pay for Wi-Fi.

You pay for nothing. Yeah. Literally nothing. And you get paid good money. Yeah. I came across this woman who I actually remember this lady last year posting about how much food costs at Coachella. Oh, yeah. Where she did a little video.

I can't remember exactly. I think it was like two coffees and something else. A bagel, I think. Yeah. It was like something real basic that she did last year. But she's posted again. Okay, she's back. She's back again. And just remember when she says the price of this,

it's in American dollars. Sure. So you have to like double it for Kiwi dollars. But take a listen as to how much she's paying for food and drink at Coachella. It's weekend one of Coachella and I just spent $64 on this really good juice and two breakfast burritos. Capitalism is crazy and I'm a part of the problem. $64 US dollars for two burritos and some juice. So it's like $130 for like these two.

I saw the burritos. They're real sad looking. Oh, they're not even bougie? No. They're like, you know, like those real basic wraps. That's what they kind of look like. It's real sad looking. And then like this weird juice that she bought.

That's shocking. I also looked up what tickets are costing people. And these are obviously in American prices as well. So let me do the math. I always just double it because it's pretty much nearly double. It's almost double, yeah. So you're looking at around $1,000 to $1,200 a ticket. What?

To Coachella. $1,000 a ticket to Coachella? Yeah. What? Yeah. I mean, it's three days and what? Apparently, that's how much it costs.

Okay. And how many people attend Coachella? God, they must be making some incredible money. Yeah, hold on, wait. Let me look. How many people

attended the first weekend? How many do you reckon? 50, no. Yeah, I actually have no idea. Yeah, neither. I have no idea yeah i've never been there um america so it's gonna be bigger says here um music and arts festival april 12th near palms rings with an anticipated so this isn't the actual but this is anticipated yeah attendance of nearly 200,000 people over two weekends. Jeez.

And everyone's paying $1,000 for a ticket and about $100 every time they want to get a drink or something to eat. Fuck. We're out. So they're doing $200 million in ticket sales. Just in ticket sales for Coachella. That's wild. Yeah.

In two weekends. Yeah. That's insane. Yeah, far out. Okay, wild. In two weekends. That's insane. Yeah, far out. Crazy girls. But it's okay because a lot of people are saving because they barely wear anything to the concert. Oh, is that where they make up

their money? Yeah, so you don't have to buy an outfit because you can just pretty much go in nothing. Yeah, perfect. Okay, cool. It all balances out. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, a few weeks ago now, or even months ago now, everyone was talking about the woman on Love is Blind America

who said that she looked like Megan Fox. And now, finally, Megan Fox has commented. This is so good. Yeah, it was brutal. So, you know, I think it was a bit of a throwaway comment. She's like, yeah, people tell me I look, Megan Fox has commented. This is so good. Yeah, it was brutal. So, you know, I think it was a bit of a throwaway comment. She's like, yeah, people tell me I look like Megan Fox. Anyway, it went viral and people were horrible towards her saying, you don't look anything like Megan Fox, rah, rah, rah.

Megan Fox has now actually discussed it. She's actually talked about it. She actually said, she said, 100,000% people have said that she looks like me. She said, I believe she's telling the truth and I hope that she still has that sparkle in her and the world hasn't stolen that from her. Sending her best wishes and blessings. Isn't that sweet?

I love it. Megan was so cool. Yeah, I read somewhere as well that Megan Fox was like, I can see it. We've got a little bit of Megan Fox talking about it. Check this out. I didn't watch it, but I think in general, just no one deserves to get bullied.

And I did see a picture of her, and I guarantee you, she has very blue, slightly slatted, almond-shaped eyes. 100,000% people have told her, you kind of look like Megan Fox. So I believe she's telling the truth. That is such a nice way to handle it. And to be honest, the only way to handle it. What a GBA. If Megan Fox had come out and she's telling the truth. That is such a nice way to handle it. And to be honest, the only way to handle it. What a GBA.

If Megan Fox had come out and gone, ew, no. Ew, no way do we look alike. Would not have gone down well. The whole thing about Love is Blind, though, is when you're describing yourself physically, I don't think you should do it because you're going to create. Let's do it right now. You're going to create an image in people's minds that you can't live up to.

They do say on that show you're not meant to do that, and they went against the rules. But, Dean, let's just do it for fun. Who would you say you look like? Jessie McCartney or Ellen. Yeah, I can see. Both are accurate. If you put them together, Ellen's head on Jessie McCartney's body. Yeah, I can see. Both are accurate. If you put them together, Ellen's head on Jessie McCartney's body.

Yeah, I can see it. Brie, what about you? Meryl Streep. You look like Meryl Streep. No, she can look like anyone. She can look like anyone. You look like Meryl Streep playing Brie. Oh, she's nailing it.

Exactly. She's absolutely nailing it. She's crushing it. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles. You didn't do yours. You know mine. Ricky Gervais.

Like a young, fit Ricky Gervais. Oh, yeah, there we go. What do you think, Dean? You reckon that's right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not. I just realised I'm also giving Ryan Seacrest vibes occasionally. Yeah, absolutely.

Ryan Seacrest? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Ryan Seacrest? Yeah. Yeah. God, you guys are best friends. Ellen, Ryan Seacrest, Mel Street. We'll all go out to dinner. This is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Jessie McCartney,

or as at Ellen DeGeneres. Bree and Clint. Relationship expert, Tracy Cox. She's in the right bloody profession, isn't she? Relationship expert. Tracy Cox. You can call her receptionist. Ivana Dix.

If you... Don't complain, okay? That's Don't complain okay That's real Guys could you believe That was completely on the fly How did they find each other I don't know how they did Match made in heaven

I don't know Okay let's bring up the tone We can be silly Because it's school holidays No one's listening I find it dicks Would you settle for Cox? Sure, she could be listening.

She could be listening. And then she thinks we're making fun of her. Yeah, which we're not. And hello to all the Ivanas out there listening. Tracy says that 85% of affairs happen in workplaces. Oh, you're going to make people paranoid. And that means one in five employees in this study that she has done confess to cheating with a fellow colleague.

Babe, there's nothing going on between us. She's my work wife. Oh. Yeah. Red flag. Red flag. Work wife, red flag. Red flag.

Yeah. Like, remember when that term was quite like popular and everyone was using it? Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. Work bestie, sure. Work bestie's great. Work wife.

She has outlined five careers that she believes cheaters are likely to embark on but claims that she thinks these predictions are, depending on the situations, in the job. So the first one, the profession that she thinks are most likely to have workplace affairs, pilots and cabin crew. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

You know what she reckons it's from? Yeah. So she said that it's because their partners are out of sight, out of mind. Yeah, that's what it is. They're on the other side of the world. They're like, different area code, bro. It doesn't count. Yeah.

I know of people in that industry who have done this because of the area codes thing. And because you lead such a different lifestyle to your partner. They can't relate to the hours that you work. You're disconnected from them. You're kind of like glamorous and like flying around the world and they're at home doing the washing. What is that saying where people that work in those industries, they'll say they've got a different representative in every country?

Yeah. Yeah. Different representatives. And sometimes a different family. Yeah. In a different country. Look, we don't know because we haven't worked in the industry, but that's what Tracy says.

And she also says medical staff. Oh, okay. It's likely for medical staff. So she said people like nurses, doctors, various medical staff are also likely to cheat on their partners due to having extremely high self-esteem. Oh, is that the reason? I thought it was because they had shared trauma

and they have such awful jobs a lot of the time that they're the only people that each other can relate to and you end up crying on each other's shoulder in the break room after one of your patients dies and the next thing you know you start hooking up. But Tracy says it's because they all have a lot of self-esteem. How can you have self-esteem wearing those Crocs at work? Well, doctors I, would walk around.

Yeah. Feeling like they're, you know. Yeah, all right. The next one, she said the profession most likely to have workplace affairs, according to this relationship expert, business people. That's very broad. Business people. So pretty much everyone, Tracy, is what you're saying.

What qualifies as business people People who wear a suit to work So she said entrepreneurs and business Owners Make Tracy's podium for the most Likely profession to facilitate An affair according to her This is because pioneers usually

Thrive on risk And like to do Things their way. No risk, no reward. Yep. And the last one, which could come as a surprise to a lot of people, that she says most likely to have a workplace affair, educators. Like teachers.

Like teachers, she said, very likely to have affairs as a lot of them experience burnout and dissatisfaction with their careers, which can spill over into their personal lives. Where are they doing it? The classroom. So it says affairs provide validation and excitement and are a way of coping with these feelings. Yeah, sure.

This is Tracy's opinion, by the way. I'm just – Tracy seems to be a bit, you know. Well, she's a relationship expert. Yeah, but I could put that on my bloody letterhead of my email. Well, that's true. You could. But, yeah, let's take it at face value and go with it. They all seem plausible.

There is a lot of affairs that happen in movies and TV shows with teachers. Yeah, and doctors. And doctors. Doctors and nurses. Yeah, and pilots and cabin crew. Pilots and cabin crew. Maybe she's getting all of her information from TV. We want to ask questions this afternoon about people who have had

or have had happen to them workplace affairs. Yeah, do you know someone? Maybe it was you. Maybe it was your partner that was having a workplace affair. But who was it? And do you think that their job had something to do with it? Yeah. Do you think because of the job that they did,

they were more likely to cheat on you? Would you go as far to say, I will never date a person in this type of job ever again? Yeah, like is your ex-husband a pilot? Yeah, or a doctor. Or a doctor. Or a teacher. Or a teacher.

Or a principal. Or a business person. An entrepreneur. 0800 dials at M. You can text us on 9696 We'd love to know from you Who had the workplace affair And what was the job Relationship expert

Tracy Cox And her off-sider Ivana Dex Have come out and said That a lot of Cheating Takes place in a workplace. 85% according to her. 85%.

That's one in five couples. Do you think it's the easiest way to cheat on your partner? Because you've got to go to work every day. Well, you're there. You're there. And the person that you cheat with, also there. You don't have to like organize to meet up. I'm working late.

Yeah, yeah. Or I'm just working my normal hours. Yeah. And we do it in the photocopier room. I don't know. Did you know that's how most photocopiers get broke? Is it? No, I have no idea.

Could be though, could be. From sitting on them. So we want to know the profession that your partner was in when they cheated on you. You said before that she said pilots, teachers, entrepreneurs and healthcare workers. Yeah, and educators. Oh, you said educators.

We got a text from someone who said, no cheating, but I'm a teacher and my husband is a pilot. Whoa, danger zone. Double danger zone. Are they here? Have we got that person? No. Oh, no.

No, we don't. No one's cheating in that relationship. Wow. But they are. Wow, no one that we know of. No. I'm like, you're going to admit to it when you text a radio station,

like, psst, guys. If they were, they wouldn't text us. That's very true. That's a good sign. Bex, your partner works in an industry which you reckon is rampant with workplace cheating. Yeah, totally. Okay, what is it?

He's in the army. Oh, the army. And it's not just army, it's a lot of military. Army, Navy, Air Force. Yeah, Air Force. Yeah. Yeah, right. What do you think it is, Bex?

Well, they live, work and play together. They're away all the time. Plus they're in camouflage, so they reckon no one can see them when they're cheating. It's true. You know, they think they can just get away with it. That's what I thought. Yeah, that'll be it.

You worried about your partner? Are they doing any cheating on you at the Army base? No, I'm too scary. Really? Really? about your partner? Are they doing any cheating on you at the army base? Nah, I'm too scary. Really? It'd be a dead man walking. Even a soldier knows not to cheat on you, Bex. Is that right?

Yeah, you've got to instill fear early on. You must be a badass, Bex. Nah. I love the strategy, scare them straight. That's hilarious. Very funny. Someone said, my ex-boyfriend had a workplace affair.

It was at an investment company. He had a side piece that was married at the time with a young baby. They're together now. Don't think it made a difference what company they worked for, but they were both weirdly obsessed with their jobs. The mistress even went back early from maternity leave during the affair, which didn't make sense at the time, but now it does. Oh, my God.

Scandal. Those poor partners. Yeah, that's horrible, eh? Yeah. Terrible. Go back from maternity leave early so you can check on your partner. That's wild. Someone else said, cops are the worst for having affairs.

We have heard this before, haven't we? Everyone is having affairs with everyone, married or not. I think it's mostly the long hours spent together and also the trauma experience. My ex cheated on her previous ex with a cop, then also cheated on me with a cop. Don't trust them. Also the uniform. Oh, the trust them. Also the uniform. Oh, the uniform. You put in a situation where everyone

looks hot in that uniform. You know? You see them whip out a taser. Is that what does it for you? Oh, taser, yeah. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how are you? We're good, thanks. What's the job that the cheater was doing?

Well, I was working for an airline and not a pilot like you said before, but working six days a week with the same person and months later lockdown happened and we continued to meet up just as friends and yeah, we missed each other a bit too much Lockdown happened and we continued to meet up just as friends. And, yeah, we missed each other a bit too much and secretly had an affair in lockdown. And, yeah, I was married at the time.

Oh, anonymous. How long had you been married? One, not even one year, but a few years. Whose baby is that that we heard? Is that the husband's or the? No, the love child. Oh, it's a love child. So anonymous.

It's our first love child we've had on the show. That's exciting. First time love child. First time love child. We're breaking new ground. Can you tell us? So you are in the aviation industry. We no longer are in the aviation industry.

We left, but we were both. But do you believe that it's rampant? Do you reckon? Oh, 100%. Happens a lot. So many pilots would come in that we knew had wives and would hear stories of what they'd get up to in their hotels with other cabin crew.

Gandall. Usually with the cabin crew. Yeah, or the ground crew that worked with us. They'd go meet up at the hotels. Didn't even think of the ground crew. The ones who signal the plane in with those big... With the ping pong bats. Those colourful ping pong bats.

Definitely. It's very common. Oh, yeah, that'd be quite hot in the bedroom. Or a baggage handler. I'd be like, get out those ping pong bats and signal me in. Hey, well, thank you for your honesty, Anonymous. We appreciate it. All right, no problem.

Can I... One last question for Anonymous. Did you guys get out of the industry to just, you know, better your odds of the relationship working out? So you wouldn't cheat on each other? Honestly, probably. Haven't I?

Really? Yeah. You are refreshingly honest. Refreshingly honest. I love that. Well, you know, it's all out in the open. Everyone knows.

What is now? Yeah. We move on. What airline? No. No, she doesn't have to say that. Everyone knows. What is now? Yeah. We move on. What airline? No. No, she doesn't have to say that. You don't work there anymore? You don't work there anymore?

Well, let's just say one of the biggest airlines in New Zealand. Well, one of the New Zealand ones, eh? Okay, sweet. You're enough said. Thanks, Anonymous. All right, no problem. Thanks, Anonymous. Finally, my partner worked for a ferry company and had an

affair with two work colleagues. I think it was the shift work. Not the ferry workers as well. My God, is no industry safe. Apparently not. Jeez. Land, sea, air. Air.

We're going to go Head to head And let's get classical next With our producer Ella She's our competition And look I've been feeling bad For us

Absolutely trouncing you Last week And by us We mean Clint doing all the work And me taking credit No us Us

Us We're a team We are a team We ride together We we die together. Yes, true. Bad boy, girls for life. Bad boy and girls for life, baby. I want to extend an olive branch to you, Ella.

Okay, I like olive oil. Yeah, well, this is a branch. The saying isn't, I want to extend you some olive oil. To get you back in the game, you know, to give you... This is so condescending. I don't know if I can be a part of this. No, no, no, to get you back in the game. This is not extending any peace.

And to level the playing field so that you have a chance. Would you like one of us on your team this week? No, I'm good. Thank you, though. You could have Bree. Yeah, if you want, Bree, but I'm chill. You could have me. I don't want you. But you'd take me?

Yeah Even though I'm dead weight? Nah You're great Bree You're going to decide now I'm not biting You're going to decide now Because we need people

To text the right thing What do you want? I'm good Do you want? I'm good You want to ride solo? Yep Are you sure?

Riding solo You want to ride solo? Yep Okay that's fine Alright I just thought I'd offer it. You let me know though because this team's feeling a bit toxic after the last couple of weeks. Mate, you can't turn on me too.

Okay, bring, bring, come here. We're a team. Bring, come here. Fine. No, no, no, no. That's not the game. You and I are a team. You can go.

You have my permission if you want. No, I'm loyal. Even though I would love to come on your team because I feel like I'm a lot more likely to win. But love our team. Okay, you don't want to? It's fine. You're staying? I'm staying.

All right. Bree and Clint or Ella to 9696. Who have you got? Who do you think? E-L-L-A. It's E-L-L-A to 9696. And you can spell my name however you want. I'm not precious about it.

Yeah, spell my name how you spell the cheese because I love it when you do that. Put some emojis near my name. Who's going to win? If you correctly pick the winner, you could score 50 KFC chicken dollars. Let's do it. Let's go to war with our Gen Z producer Ella

in a song guessing competition. I just want to pull my weight this week. I just want to get one. You get one? That's my goal. I get want to pull my weight this week. I just want to get one. You get one. That's my goal. I get one. We win. We win.

You get two. I win. You win. You win. And we've acknowledged that we have the advantage and offered to level the playing field. You said no. And then I said yes and then I said no.

Yeah, exactly. Do you guys want to know the scores for the year? Absolutely. It's tied. No way. Oh, that's not good. It's five all. Oh, crikey. Should we end the game after this one? Yeah, I think so. Why? This is it. No. When it takes it all.

Yeah, when it takes all. When it takes all. Unless Ella wins, then you guys will want to keep playing, right? Absolutely. Yeah, probably. Okay. We're going to do this. Claudia, set us up. So this is Let's Get Classical. I've taken a pop song, turned it classical, and you guys just need to guess what it is.

And it's all for glory, really. There's no prizes in this for you guys. Well, we're playing for someone who has backed us. Yeah, you're playing for the people at home. But you guys only get bragging rights. That's all I need. That's all I need. Can I shout someone out?

They said, Ella, the princess and true ruler of the radio waves. I just want to say thank you and yes. Delusional. Correct. What about the person who texts our names in and spelled my name like the cheese and then they left the N out of your name? I appreciate that. That's nice.

I like that. I like that. Okay, I'm ready. I'm feeling loose. I'm feeling limber. Let's go for it. Quick house rules. I need the artist name and the name of the song.

Buzz in only if you know it. You can't sit and think, okay? You can't hum along. Can't hum along. You can hum along while it's playing. As soon as it stops, you throw your answer out. Everyone ready? I'm going to go to another dimension this week.

Oh, can't wait to see it. I just want it to be over. Hurry up. Focus hats, everyone on. Let's go. Brain. Brain, that's great. That's Rick Astley Never gonna give you up Yes What a song to get

I told you I was going to another dimension. And with Rick Astley, that one was a later. The dimension was the 1980s. I don't even know how I did that. That's the best possible start we could have. You've carried your weight now. You can relax. No, don't.

Okay, I won't relax. So when you get one, that's when we have a real advantage, okay? We work together on this other one. Okay. Here's song number two. Sorry. When you're ready. Okay.

Chicago Joe. That's not what it's called. Clint. Clint. End of Beginning by Joe. Yeah. Oh, Ella's sad little face. And when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it.

I don't enjoy winning like that. I do because I did my part. Should we play the last one for fun? Yeah. Do you want to risk it, Ella? Yes. Because we could go down trial. Yeah, go on.

Don't trial me. Pardon you. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, here we go. That was a hollow victory. We need to play another one. Yeah, exactly. This will feel good. Bring.

That's, um. Oh. Three. I just kill my head. Can't hum it. One. Scissor. Have you got the name?

Oh, what's the name of that bloody song? Clint. Kill Bill. Yeah. Don't we really spread it 50-50? We really spread it this time, guys. Oh, I'm off my game. If you'd taken Bree on your team and we offered, you would have won.

That's all right. Bree, you're on my team next. Who would have thought it was my week? Not me. It's the hat. It's the backwards hat. Not me either. It's the backwards hat. Not me either. It's the backwards hat. Tahu, we've got KFC chicken dollars for you.

50 of them for backing Bree and I. Congratulations. Thank you. Cheers, mate. All good. Tahu! Had to do it. We can't end the game on that.

We'll have to play again next week. Yay! There we go. Give her another chance. I want to really beat her. We'll have to play again next week. Yay! There we go. Give her another chance. I want to really beat her. Yes, Pam. That's not fun. But we did.

Bree and Clint. Yesterday we talked to the mayor of Carterton, Ron Mark, my uncle, because a Carterton resident had allegedly won the $30 million lotto prize. Well, news out today, the winner is not from Carterton at all. Where have the lines been crossed then? Mayor Ron actually alerted me to this

late last night and he said, hey, I know we've done the interview now, but we've just found out that they're not from Carterton. And he was devastated. As you would be. A town of 10,000 people. The town of the $30 million winner. It's like a whole thing. And they would have been trying to find out who it is.

The winner's actually from Wellington, which sucks because they've got plenty of millionaires in Wellington. Yeah, they've got heaps. Yeah. They bought their ticket online. But when they signed up for the app way back when, they just put their details in wrong and said that they were in Carterton. You're kidding.

By accident and didn't realise that. Anyway, because all of the news sites and reports were saying that someone in Carterton had won the $30 million. They didn't check. They didn't even bother checking their ticket. Right? They're like, oh, well, it wasn't us. No urgency to check this ticket.

Then they get an email from Lotto to say, hey. You need to check your ticket. You need to go and check your ticket. They buy their tickets as part of a family syndicate. Oh, no, that's going to go bad. No, I think it's good. Nah, bad. Bad, bad, bad.

How many people in the syndicate? Doesn't say. Oh, bad news. So they're like, could this be? They wouldn't have emailed at us if it wasn't serious. So instead of checking the ticket straight away, they called the family members in the syndicate and said, hey. I would have checked to see how much first

and then would have made my way to like Barbados or something. You reckon? Yeah. I don't think the app would work in Barbados. You need to check it here in New Zealand. Yeah, check it. And then go get it and then leave. Well, they called their family members and they said,

hey, I think we've got something you need to come around. We're going to check this ticket together as a family. Oh, as if they didn't check it before. No, you can tell on the app. Oh, really? It only does that simulation for you once. God. It goes through and circles the

numbers. The anticipation would have got me. Just before they checked the ticket the person's son said, if we win a few thousand dollars, I'd like to treat me and my wife to a new king sized bed.

$30 million. God, look out. He's getting a California king. You can definitely get that bed. Isn't that wild? It's kind of great that it's gone to a family syndicate. And they said they're not a flashy family and it's life changing for all of them.

Would you ever do it with your family? Yeah, sure. No way I would do it. Absolutely freaking not. The issue with joining any kind of syndicate though. I wouldn't join a syndicate. I think it causes trouble. Well, the issue with any kind of syndicate is you can only have that ticket because if I'm in a syndicate with, say I'm in one with you, Claudia and Ella,

and I buy our syndicate ticket, but then I'm like, oh, it's a big draw. I also want to get a ticket for me. Can't do it. Can't do it. Can't do it. Because how do I say it was my ticket that won and our ticket that lost? Yeah, we would take you to court for that for sure. But anyway, let's assume that there's even,

I don't reckon there'd be that many, but let's assume there's up to 10 family members in this syndicate. So how much do they get if there's 10? $3 million each. That's an instant family of millionaires. Yeah. Isn't that amazing?

Do kids get it? Well, nah, no. Whoever in the family... Puts money in. Puts money in. So if mum... This is getting messy already. No, no, no.

But you're a kid in the family that now has $3 million. A kid doesn't need $3 million. Well, try telling the kid that. Yeah, well. I want to build my own skate park. Well, you could. There you go. Congratulations to the $30 million lotto winners if you're listening.

Exciting times for them. We'd love to know what you do with it. If you are a pet owner, this could be really good news if you don't own your own home. There's news out today that landlords will soon be able to charge what's called a pet bond for people with pets. So is this to clarify, you still have to pay your normal bond and then it's an extra bond you can pay if you want to have an animal in the home? Yeah, it's on top. So the idea is landlords who otherwise wouldn't allow people to have pets in their houses for fear of damage or whatever

may now allow it if they have money there in case the animal damages something while you're living in the house. Just to clarify, does pets include children? The bond, yeah, it would be an extra two weeks rent Pets include children. The bond, yeah, would be an extra two weeks rent and you get it back when you move out. So it's an extra two weeks rent on top of... That's what you'll be allowed to charge for as a landlord.

Right, okay. So obviously you don't have to charge it if you're a landlord. You don't have to charge a pet bond and lots of landlords don't already. They just say, oh, yeah, you can have cats or whatever at this house. Most landlords don't. But, yeah, you're right. Most landlords would err on the side of caution and go,

just I don't want any pets here. It's very, very scarce being able to have a pet in a house, like in a rental property. Like I remember when I was looking for rental places, they just don't exist. Nah. Like it's very few and far between. And then if they are, usually it's a dump. Yeah't exist. Nah. Like it's very few and far between. And then if they are,

usually it's a dump. Yeah, sure. Yeah. They're like, what more damage could the animal do? Exactly right, yeah. So I think that this is good. I think it gives I think it's fantastic news. It gives landlords the option, because they can't, because

legally they weren't allowed to charge it before. You can't just make up a bond and charge people for it but now there'll be a law in place where they go oh yeah we can charge this and then the pet can move in with you and then that's fine um it must be bloody hard to find somewhere to live especially if you have a dog i think cats a bit easier cats are way easier and dogs are a lot harder because you obviously need certain things. Which is rough because the amount of damage that my cat has done to our house is shocking. It's always scratching at shit.

Yeah, cats do love to scratch stuff. She's destroyed the cladding on the outside of our house, on one corner of the house because she's just decided that's what she wants to scratch. She's like, no, I'm going to scratch this now. Have you got her a scratching pole? She doesn't use it. She likes that thing. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm going to scratch this now. Have you got her a scratching pole? She doesn't use it. She likes that thing.

Yeah, she's like, I like cladding. Yeah, all my parents' couches have been ripped up by my brother's cat. Yeah, yeah. They're all just destroyed. I think this is such fantastic news, and I hope that it encourages landlords to let people have pets because I just think, especially the way things are going, a lot of people will never be able to own a dog or a cat.

Yeah. You know, like if you can never own your own home, that means what? You can just never have your own pet ever? You can never have a companion like that. Which is, I just think, a basic human right to be able to own a dog or cat. It is.

Such a big call. Brings so much joy to someone's life. It dog or cat? It is. Such a big call. Brings so much joy to someone's life. It really does. Totally. Totally. And you're right. I agree with you that everybody should have the opportunity to have a pet.

Yeah. Because it does make your life better. But I also, like on the other side of the coin, you also have to be very responsible for that animal, especially if you're living in someone else's place. So don't ruin it for the rest of us. That's what it comes down to, right? Look after the animal, you know, actually respect the place you're living.

Fill in the holes that they dig in the backyard. Yeah, yeah. They'll never know. Put some grass over the top. Dig up some grass from another part of the section, put it down in the section where they dig up the holes, just when you get your inspection done. I wonder if we could ask some people this afternoon to call us

who have had pets that they just didn't tell their landlord about. A secret pet. They're like, there's no way they're going to let us have animals here and I need somewhere to live, so I'm just going to hide this dog or cat or guinea pig or whatever it was that you had in the house. Remember I told you about when I lived on the central coast near Sydney and I moved in with these two other people that were from my work and there was two dogs that lived in the house and I was like, oh, great, like dogs.

And I lived there for about three months and then one day the real estate came for a surprise inspection, which I later found out is illegal. It is illegal. And they just turned up and they were like, whose dogs are these? And I was like super confused and I was like, oh. Because you didn't know they were meant to be secret. Nah.

And I was like, oh. And I thought on the fly and I was like, oh, these are our friends' dogs. First rule of secret dog club, make sure everyone knows the secret dogs are a secret. Tell everyone or else it goes bad. 0800 dials at M or text to 9696. Maybe you're doing it right now.

And if you are, we will absolutely keep you anonymous. We just want to know if you're keeping a secret pet at your house. Yeah. Maybe it's not even a landlord thing. Maybe you're hiding an animal from your partner or your parents. If it's secret, we want to know about it. Bree and Clint. Speaking of cats, did you have a secret one at your rental

that you didn't tell the landlord or the property manager about? Because the laws are changing. Very soon, landlords will be allowed to charge what's called a pet bond, where you can agree that you will have a pet there, but you'll give them some money as a temporary hold situation in case the animal does any damage. And when you move out, they'll use that money to fix the house or they'll give the money back to you. Let us have the pets.

That's the idea that more people will be allowed to. Let's kick it off with this text. Someone said, years ago, I lived in a rental and was allowed one dog. But I had done animal rescue and accumulated four dogs and six cats. Oh, my God. So on inspection day, we would load up my station wagon with six cat cages and three dogs, and my 15-year-old would drive the car up the road

and wait until I called. The one remaining dog at home would be put on a chain for show. Can you imagine the racket in that car? What an ordeal. All right, let's load them up. Six cats, three dogs, and a 15-year-old? Someone else said I had a secret bull mastiff for two years. You know how big a bull mastiff is?

They're enormous. It's like a horse. Not just tenants. Someone said, not now, but when I was a teenager, I kept a pet rat in an ottoman with a lift-up lid. My dad never knew. I had that rat for at least six months. That's not what we were asking.

And I don't know if that was good for the rat to live in the Ottoman. That's so buzzy. This person wants to be anonymous because they are a property manager. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks.

What are your views on people having secret pets? I love pets. Our office loves pets. As much as we can, we push for? I love pets. Our office loves pets. As much as we can, we push for landlords to accept pets. But, you know, I've had shout out to all my tenants that we have a little secret between us.

And, you know, I normally make a judgment call by knowing that they're a good person and they will look after their pets because normally, you know, they're like a child. Because you're the intermediary between the person

who owns the house and the person who stays in the house. You sit right in the middle and the owner says no pets, but if you think it's all good, you just won't tell the owner that there's pets in their house. Not always, but if I felt like, you know, it could be the best tenant for them, but they have a pet. And they will look after the property. Yeah.

I have a pro tip though if a tenant is taken to tribunal breached for having a pet, you can't actually ask for the pet to be removed. So this is very kept on the down low but you can't really win a tribunal case unless the

dog has caused a lot of damage. So you're telling us, you're spilling industry secrets that a tenant cannot be legally ordered to remove a pet from their property. So they can be breached and taken to a tribunal, but their adjudicator unlikely can let them actually ask them to remove the pet. Oh my God, you're such a naughty property manager.

I am deeply obsessed with you, Anonymous. You are one of the good ones. Thank you for your service. She's not a regular property manager. She's a cool property manager. Yeah, a really cool one. Let's one of the good ones. Thank you for your service. She's not a regular property manager. She's a cool property manager. Yeah, a really cool one. Let's talk to Shauna Lee. Did you have a secret pet, Shauna Lee? Yeah, so growing

up, we had a cat, but I wanted like my own sort of pet, right? So I had this fascination with monarch butterflies. Okay. So went to a mate's house after school, took a hunk of their swan plant home in a container, and then had to figure out how I was going to hide it from my mum.

Yeah. Right. And I was like, oh, if I plant it in the garden, mum's a keen gardener, she'll just throw it out. Yeah. So I stashed it behind the china cabinet in the lounge. Yeah. Of course you did.

In this container. And it had, like, a few baby caterpillars on it, but it also had a couple of big boys too. Yeah. And then, obviously, like, the novelty wore off. I forgot about it. But then Mum started finding caterpillars all through the house. Oh, no.

Like, dining room, lounge, kitchen. How do you forget about your secret caterpillar farm in the house? You were so obsessed with it. What are you doing? Well, you know, maybe it was, like, just too hard for me to get to, you know. You hid it too well. Shauna Lee, Shauna Lee, in the best way possible, this is absolutely not what we were talking about, but I love it.

It's such a great story. How many butterflies, did you get any butterflies in the end? Yeah, we had a couple that, like, formed on the end of the bench. And my mum doesn't like creepy crawlies, so she was a bit annoyed. A bit. She would have been livid. I reckon she would have been happy with the butterflies if they were outside. I reckon she would have been fine with that, surely, but we may never know.

That was wild. Someone said, I've lived a lot in rentals, and every single one I snuck a cat into, never been caught. Although one time I did forget to hide the cat's food bowl during an inspection, but I still didn't get caught. Also, my current rental, it's in my agreement that I'm allowed one cat, but at one point we had two. A crazy cat lady's got to live. I like that. That's good. Finally, Jacob's here.

Did you have a secret pet that the landlord didn't know about, Jacob? Well, I had a few more than that. We actually secretly fostered puppies at our place. My roommate's missus worked for the SPCA, so she decided that we'd sneak them all in. How many are we talking, Jacob? About six. We went through sort of one after the other

because we took on all the sickest ones that were there. Oh, bless you guys. We made the best of it. I ended up getting my forever book through them. If I was a landlord and I found out that story, I'd be like, let them have them. They're doing the Lord's work. But you're not a landlord.

No. And you're not the person who's having to deal with six sick dogs in your house that you don't know about. It's true. I'd let them stay. They smell of mange stuck a bit, but they demolished the house afterwards anyway. Jesus Christ! They had to get the house fumigated.

Did they demolish the house because of the dogs? Well, you know, that's for the court to decide. It's not for me, that's for the judge to decide. Potato, potato. Thanks, Jacob. Final text. We were Lincoln University students and we had a secret goat called Carlos. That is the most Lincoln University text that I've seen in a long time.

That is so Lincoln Uni. I wonder where Carlos is now. Yeah. You know? Maybe at the big flat in the sky. Maybe. Oh, no, it's the farm. They go to the farm.

No, this one lived at a flat. Oh. He wasn't a farm goat. Where all goats should live. Exactly right. Yeah. Bree and Clint, we want to do your birthday banger next. The number one song the day that you turned 16. If you want us to do it for you, you should call now.

Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday banger for your Tuesday. This is where you call the show, tell us your birthday, and we tell you what your birthday banger is, otherwise known as the number one song when you were 16.

We're going to start with Rhys, who's doing his wife's birthday banger. Her name is Amber. G'day, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. G'day. How are you guys getting on? Yeah, we're getting on pretty well is Amber. G'day, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. G'day. How are you guys getting on? Yeah, we're getting on pretty well. Have you done yours before, Rhys?

I got through once, but I didn't get on the air. Oh, yeah. What was yours? Did they tell you what it was? Wild Ones by Slow Rider. Oh, not bad. Nice. Not bad.

Pretty good song. Yeah, not for me, eh, that one. Well, let's see if your wife Amber's birthday banger is for you. What's her birthday? The 14th of April, 1998. Oh, so a couple of days ago. She was 16, though, in 2014. And here's her birthday banger.

Oh, say, what you wanna know? Say, what you wanna know? Say, what you wanna know? Say, what you wanna know? Oh, Rhys, yours might top your wife's. Aussie band, Shepard. What do you reckon, Rhys? I like it, but I'm getting a thumbs down from her.

Oh, man. I quite like this song from Shepard. Me too, it's a real earworm. It was a global headache. It's away. It's farmed away. Okay, Rhys, wait there. We're going to do Georgia's birthday banger.

Kia ora, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hello wait there. We're going to do Georgia's birthday banger. Kia ora, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hello. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad, thanks. Oh, good to hear. Georgia, what's your date of birth? 21st of April, 1994. Alright, and not that long away, Georgia. You were 16, though, in

2010, and here's your birthday banger. A song about getting it up and finding out whether it's big enough. Wonder what she was talking about. Georgia, what do you reckon about that song as your birthday banger? I mean, it's not bad. It's a banger. It's a banger. It is a banger from Rihanna. No doubt about it.

Okay, wait there, Georgia. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Vicky. Hi, Vicky. Hi, Vicky. Hi, guys. Whereabouts in the country are you, Vicky? I'm phoning from Rotorua. Rotorua. Lovely. Kia manaakitanga. Have you had a good day? Yeah, absolutely.

Manaakitanga strong. Yeah, man. It's a monarchy tongue is strong. Yeah, man. Hopefully everybody's coming here for holes. Yeah. Oh, for the school holidays. School holidays. Go up the loo. Go to the Equidome.

Get down there. I'm sure there'll be people zorbing about. Can I do a tiny shout out? I'm from Polynesian Spa. You've just got to come and have a hot soak. You've got to go to the Polynesian Spa. I have been there before, Vicky, and it was a delightful experience. Get in the family pool.

Get in one of those sexy private rooms that you guys have got there. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I don't know. We've got something for everybody. So, yeah, come on down. Oh, lovely, Vicky. I'll wait for everyone. Cool.

Great. Well, so let's do your birthday banger while you're here. What's your birthday? It's the 24th of February and it's 1970. Oh, I love that. I think everyone's forgotten. No, Vicky. No, we don't forget.

You were 16 in 1986. What a year. And this was top of the charts. I'm your man. Oh, my God. Wow. If you're going to do it, do it right. Do it God. Wow. Yeah, come on.

Oh, Vicky, you've got to be happy with that. Cool. Oh, the 80s had some of the best music, though, so, yeah. Yeah, love it. Okay, wait there. Tuffy. Yeah, it is a tough one today. I'm going off your vote. Normally I'm pretty like, that's what I want, but I...

I think I want to hear Shepard today. Me too. It's a real earworm. I reckon it's a banger. I reckon we go with that. And Rhys didn't mind it. He liked it more than his. Yeah.

His wife didn't, but that's all right. One out of two ain't bad. Rhys, tell your wife she's won. I get nothing but smiles. Good stuff. Is it in Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger is a song from 10 years ago this week. Shepard and Geronimo.

Global hit. Global, global hit. Was it global or was it Aussie New Zealand? Global hit. Global? They were on the Ellen Show. Oh, yeah. Performing that song. Okay. Yeah, it Global, global hit. Was it global or was it Aussie New Zealand? Global hit. They were on the Ellen Show. Oh, yeah. Performing that song. Okay, yeah.

Yeah, it was a global hit. Do you know how many streams it's had, that song, on Spotify? How many? How many do you reckon? I don't know what a lot is, so I'm going to say 15 million streams. Half a billion. Oh. Global hit.

Yep. Enormous. Well, I think we chose the right song. I would have been happy with George Michael too. Oh, such a good song. Wham, sorry, not just George. You don't forget the rest of them. Next on the show, I have been fiddling around with AI today.

Where did you meet her? I'll be good. Consensually. And I have created something using AI Bree and Clint Aviation News This is your home of Aviation News So we've got some for you Oh

Oh he's been rickrolled again Rickroll me in such a stupid segment as well Oh, he's been Rickrolled again. Rickroll me in such a stupid segment as well. That's why it's fun. I just wanted to play my dumb plane sound effect. God, it's not like we've ever changed the plane sound effect before. The precedent was set a long time ago. Anyway, this story is a bit of a roll too. Is it?

There's a Hungarian airline called Wiz Air that are looking to power their planes with human poo. What the hell? They reckon the future of sustainable aviation fuel could be human waste. No, no. Have they not watched the Back to the Future films? Oh, with the banana skins and stuff.

Yeah, it's powered by, you know. Compost. Compost and recyclables. What's that thing called? The flux capacitor. Yeah, because it was originally powered by plutonium. Plutonium, yeah. And then, you know, once it goes into the future,

it's biorecyclables. They're saying that converting human waste into jet fuel could be the perfect solution because it takes the waste out of circulation. Not that it's circulating, but, you know, it repurposes something that we're already making. I mean, yes, it's a good idea, but can you actually even do that? That's what they're working on.

Because it is fuel. People burn, for centuries, people have burned things like cowpats and stuff. Have they? Yeah. Ancient societies would burn cow poos. Cow poos are very different to our poos, though. Very different. So different.

Why am I not grossed out by a cow poo? Because all it is is grass. Like if I stand in it, I'm not grossed out by it. Oh, no, I'm grossed out. It's pretty sloppy normally. It takes 280 tonnes of poo to create one tonne of aviation fuel. How much? 228 tonnes of human poo.

Just imagine what that smells like. To make one tonne of fuel. Imagine all the scents mixed in together. It really takes the glamour out of the airport, doesn't it? The big poo soup. However, the UK alone produces 57 million tons of human waste every year. 57 million tons. So that's a lot of free fuel they could be creating, you know?

Yeah, I mean, if they can do it, yeah. And if they can do it for planes, they can do it for cars. Your car could be running on poo before you know it. Some days my car would run better than others, I think. BP, big poos. Big poos. Shell would turn into shits. Shits.

Mobile would turn into shits. Shits. Mobile would turn into... Mob... Mob... Pooh. Mob-a-poohs? Mob-a-poohs. And what's the last one? Who else does it?

Zed. Zed. Would just turn into... Pooh. Pooh. P. P. That's what it would turn into.

P. It would turn into P. Yeah yeah yeah Anyway that's the future So that's something To look forward to God there's so many Great things to look forward to

In the future Oh my sound effects back Who would have thought Bree and Clint And that's the end Of the Bree and Clint Show for today Thanks everybody

Look I'm not excited That the show is ending But I kind of am Because I am starving Are you? Anytime I kind of am because I am starving. Are you? Anytime I go to the gym, I just want to eat everything. Yeah. Like just everything.

Yeah, because you burn calories. And I just need it. Energy in, energy out. And then my friend at the gym was like, you need to have protein shakes. And I was like, I'm allergic to whey. Oh, you can get pea protein. Yeah, but they're not as nice. No, it's disgusting, but you can get it.

It's like drinking slop. You could chuck like a steamed chicken breast in a blender. Yeah, I know. Bad idea. Not ideal. You've got to get on the chicken though. Maybe I'll just start drinking raw eggs. Yeah. That's what people do

for protein, isn't it? Well, I mean, you could cook them. It's the same. But yeah, you could do them raw. Yeah, but just to save time. Is there a power move to drink a raw egg in front of someone? Yeah. Yeah.

Have you done it before? Yeah, I've done it once. I've never done it. As long as it goes straight down, it's fine. You know what? You can't really taste it if it goes straight down. Ella, Claudia, tomorrow, can we organise some raw eggs? I'm going to attempt to drink some raw eggs.

Just one each. We can do that. We're both back in our gym era, so. I'm gagging already just thinking about it. It's the cold. Nah, man. I'm not doing it. Would you do one?

Would you do one with us? No. Claudia, would you do one with us? No. Claudia, would you do one with us? I would see your reaction and then think about it. You don't have to do it. You don't get paid for that. I'll only bring two. Can you make sure the eggs are chilled?

Because I like my raw eggs chilled. You like them cold. Like they're thick. I'd much rather it cold than warm. Do you scramble it or do you just go for it? Oh, I reckon I'd rather have it room temperature. No way! I feel like cold could kind of be like cold snot.

Can I mask the taste a bit? You want it warm? Can I crack it in your mouth? No, absolutely not. Stop getting freaky with it. That's pretty kinky, to be honest. Yeah, that was too bad. All right, the Tomorrow Show is planning itself.

We're also going to have Joe on the show with us tomorrow. How exciting. He does End planning itself. We're also going to have Joe on the show with us tomorrow. How exciting. He does End of Beginning. We love him. And we're going to play him our Friday Oaky versions of that song as well. He's going to love them. Why do you always play mine for the example? Another version of me.

Because I love it. I was in it. Jeez. Takes me to places. Have a good night. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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