ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th August 2022

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

Coffin mix-up What stung ya? Who did your parents set you up with? Bree got smoked at the Name Game See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the revolving saloon door that is the Brian Clint Show. We have a new team member on board with us today. That is correct, you might have heard her on ZM Weekends or just generally if you know her, it is Celia. Hi Celia. Hi, Celia. Hi. You are our, I mean, you're special to us, but just so you know, you're like our sixth producer in three months.

I like that I'm not the new one now. No, you're not. You're old hand. You're the original. You're the grizzled, seasoned pro. Grizzled? Yeah. Well, are you not?

Have we not thrown enough shit at you yet that you're feeling a bit, you know, battered, withered? I mean, I think it's like day eight. Is it? Is it only day eight? Did you just call me withered? I didn't, by the way. No, I think you said it first.

No, you did. No, you said it first. I said grizzled and battered. Can we have a nice adjective, please? Pretty. Talented. Hot. Seductive experienced

experienced raunchy experienced mature oh my god I guess I am 30 been around the block a few miles on the clock

you've been killing it you've picked this job up like it's nothing anyway we appreciate both of you for helping us out so thank you very much yeah thanks for being here Celia oh anytime

you've got such good energy. It's good to have it on the show. I've got nothing to say, by the way. I've really... Celia? Because we don't have to. We don't have to. We can get the hell out of here.

We can go. I haven't prepared anything. No, nobody has. That's the thing. We're breaking our cardinal rule. We'll have to do a podcast intro without anything to say. I've got something. I've got something. Oh, nobody has. That's the thing. And that's how we're breaking our cardinal rule not to do a podcast intro without anything to say.

I've got something. I've got something. You know. Oh, this will be good. Well, it probably won't be. Question for all of you. Do you guys know, do you guys have certain people

in your neighborhood that everyone knows? Well, I'm in a new neighborhood now. Okay, so think back to your old neighborhood. No, but there's a lady in the new neighborhood

who walks her dog in a pram. What? I've already seen her. This is the kind of people I'm in a new neighborhood now. Okay, so think back to your old neighborhood. No, but there's a lady in the new neighborhood who walks her dog in a pram. What? I've already seen her, yeah. This is the kind of people I'm talking about. I've spotted her. I thought she was like an older lady taking a grandchild for a walk as I was driving up behind her. What kind of dog is it? A small dog.

Like a small dog. And then I got to the front and it was a dog sitting on a sheepskin in a pushchair. See, these are the type of people I'm talking about. Yeah. sitting on a sheepskin in a pushchair. See, these are the type of people I'm talking about. So the woman everyone knows in my neighbourhood, well, everyone knows Muzza from Muzza's Pies, but there's a woman who has an Irish wolfhound and she also has three other dogs, but she walks the Irish wolfhound around the neighbourhood.

And I always stop and I talk to her because I'm walking my dog. Anyway, the other day I stopped her and I asked her how much her Irish Wolfhound weighs. Anyone want to have any guesses? Oh, that mess of a... 60 kilos. So Irish Wolfhound's one of the biggest dogs in the dog family, I believe.

Any guesses from anyone? I am Leon Berger. Yeah. 65. 65 kilos from Megan? I am Leon Berger 65 65 kilos from Megan I was going to go 120 It's not Sonny Bill Williams Jesus, not a rugby player

Oh my lord What did Megan say, 75? I'll say 65 I said 65 This dog, are you ready? Weighs a whopping 91 kilos. Oh, that's a lot of dog biscuits. Wow.

Why would you get one? It is the biggest dog. How much does it eat? Why would you get one in a suburban area if you didn't have like a field for it to live in? Well, they're quite mellow dogs. They're not dogs that like to run around and sprint and stuff because you can imagine how much energy that would take. Yeah.

Yeah, and they don't live very long. They only live to about five or six apparently, she said. Really? Yeah, or sometimes they can live a little bit longer. Well, I guess you save money on dog food over the long term. Isn't that her second one? Didn't she already have one? It's her third one.

She's had them her whole life. We're going to go, by the way. Well, there you go. We literally have to go, by the way. Well, there you go. We literally have to go. Irish Wolfhounds, go Google a picture. They're so big. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim.

Mahoosive. Massive. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the show. it's Bree and Clint. Happy Tuesday everyone, good to be here. Happy Tuesday, except everybody on the West Coast, a metre of rain in the next week on the West Coast. Yeah, far out. A metre of rain? A metre?

That means a lot of stuff will be underwater. A lot of stuff is going to be underwater, there'll be some very scared people down there at the moment. Good reminder to clean out your drains. Yes, absolutely. You know, this is where get in now, do it now, clean them out. Although, show me a drain that can handle a metre of water. Look, every little bit helps. Yeah, every little bit helps.

But yeah, clean out your drains. Clean out those drains once an hour for the next seven days and hopefully, maybe, we'll get through this. Who knows? Yeah, far out. Hey, today on the show, we're going to play a bonus banger. I guarantee you, I swear on Bree's life, we will play. Okay, whoa, this is serious.

We will play a bonus banger before four o'clock today worth $500. Amazing. So if you've been listening, hanging out before 4 o'clock, we're not going to make you wait after that. We're telling you. I can't tell you what the song is because I'm a professional. I've been in this industry Can you give us a hint? Too long, baby.

Oh. I've been in this industry Hit me baby one more time. Too long, baby. Hit me baby one more time Britney Spears. Well maybe if you hear that song then that could. Too long, baby. Hit Me Baby One More Time, Britney Spears. Well, maybe if you hear that song, then that could be it. Industry, baby. 500 bucks if you're the first one through on 0800 dials it in when you hear it before four o'clock this afternoon.

Hey, but right now we've got $50 cash. All thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play tradie versus lady, you can call. What's the number, Clint? 0800 dials it in. That is correct. Call now if you want to play. We versus lady, you can call. What's the number, Clint? 0800-DIAL-ZM. That is correct. Call now. If you want to play, we need a tradie and a lady.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. But first, we've got to do tradie versus lady. A score update. The tradie's on 70. The lady's on 57 for the year. They're inching their way back, the ladies.

They're slowly getting there. If they can get within 10 by the end of this week, I think we could have a game on for the rest of the year. Yeah, come on, ladies. Let's do the thing. We'll meet our lady first. She's 25. She's from the capital,

and she's a member of the New Zealand Handball Squad. Welcome to the show, Laura. That's cool, Laura. Thank you. Yeah, it is pretty cool, pretty neat. What's the show, Laura. That's cool, Laura. Thank you. Yeah, it is pretty cool, pretty niche. What's the name of the team? I play for the Wellington Parrots and then also in the New Zealand

Beach Hamble squad, so that's pretty cool. So does the New Zealand team have like an all blacks, black caps, silver ferns, white ferns, black ferns type name? Not at the moment, but definitely. Surely black hands. Surely you're the black hands. Well, I don't know. Or the hand ferns, black ferns type name? Not at the moment, but definitely. Surely black hands. Surely you're the black hands.

Well, I don't know. Or the hand ferns. Hand ferns. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I like that. It's nice. It's different. It's unusual.

Okay, you'll be taking on our tradie today. He's 30 years old. He's from the Garden City, and he has won tradie versus lady before. Big time. Welcome to the show. It's Ethan. G'day, Ethan. Hi there.

How's it going, guys? Good, thanks. How long ago did you win? Oh, a few months maybe. Okay. All right. So not all that long ago. So you have one of the 70 victories for 2022 for the tradies.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was this year. Okay. All right. Well, your buzzer is tradie. Laura, yours is lady. First to three gets the win and the $50 cash from KFC. Good luck to you both. Here we go.

Question number one. True or false, dogs have two sets of teeth just like us humans? Tradie. Yes, Ethan. False. Wow. No, it's actually true. They've got a set of baby teeth and adult teeth just like us.

Yeah, worth a guess though, 50-50. Question number two, no points there. If someone's style is described as a southpaw, what type of athlete would they be? Brady. Yes, Ethan. Skateboarder. Oh, no.

Laura, do you want to have a guess? Oh, surfer. No. I think, Ethan, you were thinking of goofy. I know. Goofy footage. I know. There's a whole movie called Southpaw.

Southpaw is boxing. It's when you're a left-handed boxer. A left-handed boxer. All right, no points there again. Question number three. Who is currently second in line to the British throne? Lady. Yes, Laura.

Prince William. Well done. That is correct. Of course, Charles is first in line. One point to the ladies. They're on the board. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

I heard Ethan first. Trady? Mitch James. Of course. He's got new music, new album on the way. Can't wait to hear it. We've won a piece here. Question number five.

Who won the first season of NZ Idol? Trady? Yes, Ethan. Is it Ben Lummis? Of course. It was Ben Lummis. It was Ben Lummis. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number six. What was the name of the movie that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt famous... Ladies. Yes, Laura. Mr and Mrs Smith. Oh, we've got a game on our hands. Let's go to tiebreaker. Tiebreaker.

This is for the win, guys. Whoever gets this takes out the game. Here we go. Question number seven. Name the actor who played the hot werewolf, Jacob. Ladies. Yes, Laura, for the win. Taylor Lautner.

She's got it. Oh, no. She's got it. Well done, Laura. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. One more point on the board for the ladies. Ethan knew he was in trouble when he heard Twilight.

As soon as he heard hot werewolf, he's like, I'm out. Just give her the win. 50 bucks cash coming your way, Laura. Thanks to KFC. Thanks, team. Bree and Clint. How many alarms do you set for yourself to get up if you set an alarm? One.

I've got myself down to one. You only set one alarm. Because I share the bed with my wife and I've been told under no circumstances am I to hit snooze on my alarm. Right, because it's annoying. Because how annoying. She's just like, get up.

Yeah. Just get up. I know, but what if you sleep through one? You can do that. She won't. Okay, right. She will not sleep through it. She will not sleep through it. She will not sleep through it.

She'll hear it. She'll wait and be awake the whole time that I'm still in bed and about three minutes after the alarm has gone off, I'll get like a bit of a... Nudge. Get out. A bit of a love chat. Get out of bed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a two-person alarm... Two-alarm person? Two-alarm person. Don't mean to alarm anyone. Takes two people to wake you up. Takes two people to alarm. No, I set two alarms.

One for when I want to get up and one as a backup. How far apart are they? Five minutes. Yeah. And then how long is your snooze? Ten minutes, I think. Ten minutes. Yeah.

So you could snooze both of those alarms and you'll still have it go off every five minutes. Yeah, it's never happened where I've slept through both. Right, okay. So I'm working with that system, but there's a story that I read about this wife and husband. So it's the wife that is taken to the internet where she's really annoyed at her husband, right?

So this is the situation. So she is a stay-at-home mum and he obviously goes to work still. So she said he never ever gets up to his alarm. Like he never ever wakes up to it. I always have to wake him up. Yeah. Right? So in recent months, apparently they've been having quite a few fights

where they're looking at getting separated and she's like, well, you can look after yourself. Really? Okay. You can get up to your alarm. I'm not here. I'm not your mum. I'm not going to wake you up. Yeah.

In any way. Are they getting separated because of his alarm behaviour? No, I think it's a bunch of other stuff. Oh, right. Okay. But she's checked out. She's in the relationship departure lounge. Well, she's just kind of like, you know, I'm not your mum.

I'm leaving. You can set the relationship departure lounge. Well, she's just kind of like, you know, I'm not your mum. I'm leaving. You can set the alarm and get up to your alarm. But anyway, so situations happened where he has slept through his alarm, get this, for three hours. Oh, tired boy. So he went into work three hours late. Yeah. And he has gotten a written warning.

Yeah. And now he's saying it's her fault. He's like, this is your fault for not waking me up. Because he's used to her waking her up. Yeah, well that's what he's saying. I can kind of see where he's coming from. If he knows in the back of his

mind that she will wake him up. No, but she already had the conversation where she said, I'm not waking you up anymore. Yeah, right. So it was already on the table. Did she give him a week to adjust? She's like, I'm only waking you up five more Yeah, right. So it was already on the table. Did she give him like a week to adjust? She's like, I'm only waking you up five more times. He's not a child. He should just get up.

Just get the hell up. Apparently she said she was up doing chores around the house. Yeah. And she tried. She said, hey, you got to get up. He must be knackered to sleep three hours past his alarm. It's a long time. Because if your alarm goes off at the same time every day,

like you will wake up within like cooey of that alarm. You'd hope so because your body should be used to getting up. Surely. You know, at that time. Yeah. I remember there was one time where I was meant to, I was actually overseas and I was meant to catch a flight and it was super early in

the morning. So I'd set an alarm for 4am and like a couple alarms for 4am and I ended up waking up at about 6.30 and I was like, oh no, I'm in big trouble. And I didn't understand why because I was like, I've set like three or four alarms. Anyway, at the time I was studying, I was taking I've set like three or four alarms anyway at the time I was studying um I was taking a psychology class at uni so apparently there's this thing right that if you wake up and you turn your alarm off yes and then you fall back to sleep yes your body get your brain gets amnesia and forgets about that happening. So you might think your alarm didn't work,

but you actually woke up and turned it off. Yes. That explains so much. Apparently it's something to do with being in REM sleep and if you fall back into sleep, your brain actually forgets about it. Oh, my God. Isn't that amazing?

Like people who get up in the night and pee in the washing basket and don't remember it. Yes. Or that's probably just having a few too many lemonades. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we could ask people this afternoon because I mean it's very relatable sleeping through your alarm. We've all

done it at one point. What did you miss because you slept through your alarm? What's the thing that you didn't wake up in time for? And do you remember the alarm going off or did you not set the alarm or what was it basically? Or did the alarm not work? Yeah.

Or did your wife let you down and not get you up? Let's talk to Elle. G'day, mate. Hi, Elle. Hi, how you going? Good, thanks. What did you miss because you slept through? I missed my flight to Bali.

Oh, that is not a good one to sleep through. How long over did you sleep? Probably a couple of hours. I don't remember if it went off or not or what happened. So how much did it cost you? It actually only cost me a couple of hundred dollars. I mean, it was 10 years ago, so I'm a different person to what I was back then. Yeah, I feel that.

I used to be that too. I definitely had a few drinks the night before. So I was surprised. I had managed to, I actually booked a business class flight. Not the type of person to ever book. You slept through your business class flight? The thing was, because I booked a business class flight, then you automatically get like, they don't just catch your flight.

They look after you. You didn't even have to lie. You didn't have to say, sorry, I had to give an emergency blood transfusion or something like that. How the other half live, hey? They are. Definitely.

Oh, bless you. There's a life hack for the people who are running late in life. Just make all your flights business class. Yeah, easy. Easy. I mean, so cheap. Easy.

Lauren's here. G'day, Lauren. Hello, Loz. Hi. Tell us, what did you miss because you slept through your alarm, mate? Picking my daughter up. Wait, picking your daughter up from where? Daycare kindy.

Lauren, how long was she there? She was there an extra 40 minutes. Oh, yeah. And in daycare kindy times, you may as well left her there for a couple extra days, eh? Yeah, pretty much. Tapping their watch. You get charged by the minute.

Yes, exactly right. Oh, I'm really late. Hey, Lauren, did you realise and wake up or how did you wake up and realise? I was pregnant at the time with my second and I needed a nap.

Yeah, you must have been knackered. Fair enough. I set two alarms and I managed to snooze both of them. And then it was my phone ringing and ringing and ringing. Yeah. And it was daycare just asking, was I coming to pick my daughter up? Just politely. Just wondering if you want this daughter anymore.

You should have just went back down the line and went, nah, you guys can keep her. That was tempting. That was very tempting. Alright, there you go. Slept through two alarms. Sam's here. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. Tell us, Sam. What did you miss because you slept through? So this is going back a few years and when phones alarms did not go off if you had them on silent. Right, yes. So my husband had an alarm set for, I don't know,

4 a.m. in the morning to pick his mum up from the airport. Right. Okay, so your mother-in-law. Yeah, that's one way to put it. And then about three hours later, she storms into his bedroom, turns the light on, raging, that she had to catch a taxi home. Oh, no. Can I check, Sam?

Had you met the mother-in-law at this stage, or was this your first introduction to her? No, no, we were a few years in at this point. Okay, a few. She didn't like me very much and didn't make my life very easy. So it was really fine with you. She would have blamed you. It wasn't her perfect life very easy. So it was really my point of view. She would have blamed you. It wasn't her perfect son's fault.

It was you. It was your fault. You did it on purpose. You turned his alarm off because you're corrupting him. Exactly. It's all my fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Made even funnier by the fact that she was so anal about saving on power

that she had unplugged his landline phone as well in his bedroom. So obviously he tried to call this phone as well and it's not ringing. Well, Sam, no wonder she was ropeable. She had to pay for a taxi. Yeah, exactly. I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just not to her face, I imagine.

Can you imagine being woken up? That's the worst type of alarm. In person. The mother-in-law is the alarm. That would get you out of bed though. You wouldn't sleep through that. Bree and Clint. That's the worst type of alarm. In person. The mother-in-law is the alarm. That would get you out of bed though. You wouldn't sleep through that. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Dean McCarthy's here, live from Los Angeles. Dean, Taika and Rita have been spotted together in public in New Zealand. Yes, very exciting. So they flew into New Zealand and they went on another flight over to Wellington? No, where was it? They flew into New Zealand.

Yeah. And then they went to Wellington. I want to say Auckland? No, you can't. They just know Waikiki and then I was like, wait, is it Waikiki Island? And then I was like, Waikiki?

And then I was like, wait, I'm sorry. We've really put our Australian entertainment correspondent based out of Los Angeles under pressure here reporting on New Zealand celebrities in New Zealand. It's not really fair of us, is it, Dean? I was about to say they were going to Waiheke Island,

which is where I've been, which is the perfect place if they wanted to have another public wedding. Oh, you've redeemed yourself. You've redeemed yourself. That's where they should go. That's where all the celebs go.

That is the spot that they should go. Yeah. Oh, breathtaking. Breathtaking. Rumours are that they are... Wellington. Yes, Wellington.

Supposedly just Breezing around Wellington He's got family in Wellington Showing her the sights Dean, have you heard the rumour though As to why they're here? The rumour is So they apparently had

Here's the rumour in Hollywood The rumour is they got married In a secret wedding in London Yeah But he's doing a new film there They start shooting a new film there one of these soon. Yes. Yeah.

It's a series, sorry. It's called Time Bandits. And it's meant to be starting in Wellington very soon, I think this month, actually. And, of course, his mother lives there. And maybe she wasn't at the wedding. I don't know. It's a very secretive.

Here's what's really interesting about this couple is that, as you guys know, they're very, very private. Like, they're very, very private. They're particularly private and I don't think we're going to see a big Hollywood wedding in Hollywood with all these celebrities and things. I don't think they're going to do that. They've had their private wedding and I think they're going to keep it nice and romantic and private. That's nice.

I like that. I respect that. Well, they probably shouldn't have come back to New Zealand then because everyone knows everyone in New Zealand. So if one person hears, then the rest of the country will hear about it. Yeah, exactly right. That's Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles with

the latest. Welcome to the easiest game on ZM, the name game. He's going to come up with names that have the same name that I give you. It's easy for you. You just sit back and use Google. I haven't Googled any of the ones today. Oh, haven't you?

No, they all came to me. I got two for all of them today. And how fast did you get it? I put them all together in the space of that song because I'm quite disorganised at the moment. Excellent. You're going to play this game next week. I'm going to put you to the test. Okay.

Yeah. All right. We'll just switch it up. Okay, let's give that a go. Today in the name game you're taking on Chris. Afternoon, Chris. G'day, Chris. Afternoon, how you going? Good, thank you. Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt would be a great one.

Chris, if I said Chris, you would say? Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth. Nice, Chris. Cool, so you know how the game works. I give a name, a single name. Either of you need to give me two celebrities who use that name as part of their name, and you can claim one as soon as you think of it and wait for the second one. It's as easy as that. You win it, Chris, you get 50 KFC chicken

dollars. Awesome. Today, really easy category. No really complex theme. Every name starts with J. Alright. I've focused on a single letter of the alphabet today. Okay, J names. No really complex theme Every name starts with J Alright I've focused on a single letter of the alphabet today Okay, J names These are all very straightforward names Alright

Real, white bread, run-of-the-mill, bog standard names Like Joe Exactly, those sort of names But no Joe First name Don't buzz in, just yell out an answer when you think of it First name Only two famous Jameses.

James Blunt. James Blunt is one. James Bond. James Bond is not a real person. James. James Arthur. James Arthur. Jeez, Chris.

Very good. Very good, Chris. All I was thinking was James Packer, but you guys wouldn't know who that is. Nah. Who is he? Aussie billionaire, dated Miranda Kerr. Oh, and Mariah Carey?

Yeah. Yes, okay. You could have said him. Would that have counted? That would have worked. Yeah, that would definitely work. I should have just said it. Okay, cool.

You're on the board there, Chris. I mean, I only had one anyway. You just say them. Yeah. Chris said James Bond. Just throw them out there. True. Here's your second one.

I need two famous J names. I need two famous J names. I need two famous Jacks. Jack, oh, not Sparrow. Jack Black is not a real person. Oh, no, he is. Yes, sorry. Jack Black counts. Jack Antonoff.

Jack Harlow is two. Well done. Oh, dear. Jack Antonoff would have worked, but yeah. Sorry, Jack Black is definitely a person. Jack Black's lawyer's getting onto your case. Yeah. Well, no, as you said it, Brie said Jack Sparrow, and so that really threw me off.

Jack Black, not a real person. Sorry, Chris. Jeez, you've got Brie on the ropes here, Chris. Massively. You could win the game on this one. Clean sweep right here. It's probably the harder one in the category, but you're both up for it. I need two famous Jackies.

Jackie O. Jackie O. Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan. Jackie. One each. Jackie Robinson. Jackie Robinson. Can you elaborate on who that is?

It's a very famous baseballer. He's deceased now. We're number 42. Who did he play for? Played for the Yankees. He played for the Yankees. Brie, you're a baseball person. We have to give him that,

wouldn't we? You'd have to give him that. Well done, Chris. A clean sweep. Chris! 3-0. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. You could be the best person

ever to play this game. You're the greatest name gamer of all time, Chris. That was incredible. Let me take on Clint next week. Yeah, call back and take me on. Yeah, I'd love to see that. What if I'm the greatest?

Hey, well, we'll find out. We will find out. Bree and Clint. Question for you guys this afternoon is, what stung you and where? So many great texts coming through on this already. We haven't even asked for texts yet. I know.

And we have been bombarded with women specifically who have been stung on the private parts. Yep, the vaginas, the boobs, the bums. People have been stung on all the bits and I can't wait to get to those. But it's off the back of, do you remember singer from Westlife, Brian McFadden? Yeah.

He was with Delta Goodrum, wasn't he? He was. Was he on The Voice Australia? I think so. He was one of those, much like Scary Spice, had a post-singing career in Australia. Yeah. Was a real big celebrity in Australia.

He was, and probably because of the relationship he had with Delta Goodrum. I'm pretty sure they were engaged at one point. Anyway, he's in the news at the moment because he shared on social media that he's been stung badly. Yeah. And he's had a really bad reaction to a bee sting. Okay. Want to take a guess as to where he got stung?

Judging by the text messages we're getting, I'm going to say on his vagina. Nah, it wasn't. He managed to not get stung on his vagina. He got stung on the face. Right. And it was such a bad allergic reaction that he got sent to hospital. Oh, swelling up? Oh, his face is so swollen.

From one bee sting? I believe it's one bee sting, but because of the allergic reaction, you can't even tell that it's him. Wow. Like he looks like a different person. You know EpiPens? Yeah. You know people who go into anaphylaxis or whatever it is and you have to give them the adrenaline shot.

Excuse my ignorance. Do you have to give them the adrenaline shot. Excuse my ignorance. Do you have to inject it at the site of the sting? No, I think you put it in your leg. Right. Like in the meaty part of your leg. So I wouldn't be jabbing the EpiPen into Brian McFadden's face. I hope I never have to have an EpiPen around you.

Well, no, that's why it's important to ask these questions. I'm pretty sure you put it in the leg, the shot of adrenaline into the side of your leg. That makes a lot more sense. Yeah, yeah. Hey, look, maybe he's never been bitten by a bitten. I always say bitten.

Maybe he's never been stung by a bee before. It's because you're from Australia and everything bites you over there. Mate, I've been stung and bit by everything. Yeah. I've been stung. Not allergic? Nah, I don't think so. I've been stung by a bee, obviously, multiple times, but also a wasp.

Oh, yeah. The wasp stings are way worse. I haven't been stung since I was a kid. And I remember when I was a kid, it was the worst pain I had ever felt. But I was just a stupid kid. I haven't been stung as an adult. Should we get some bees in here? Just release them in the studio?

Give it a whirl. I got stung. I actually have been stung on the privates before. Have you? Not by bee. I feel like you'd have to. By the tinder swindler? No.

No. It was by a green ant, which you guys don't have here. No. Oh, my God. Look out for the green ants if you go to Australia. I don't believe New Zealand variety ants bite you. Yeah. Well, nothing here bites

you. It's the best. So how did you get an ant on your private parts? I was on a date. I was on a picnic date. Yeah. And green ants are super common in Australia. Yeah. And I was on a picnic date and I remember it was during summer so I was wearing quite short shorts. Yeah.

And all of a sudden I have felt the most horrific pain I've ever felt in my privates. And I've realised I've been bitten by a green ant. First date? I believe it was like a second date. Jeez, pretty presumptuous of you to go on the date with no undies on. I had underwear on.

How'd the green ant get in there? I think it just stung me through the underwear. They were quite old. I'm going to do what you do with a G-string and I'm going to go, I predict you were wearing a G-string on this date. No, I was not. But then can you imagine, and green ants really hurt, they do. Maybe not as much as, oh, no, they're really, really painful.

And then I pretended like nothing was wrong. Yeah. And the aftermath of checking was not a good time. You didn't get your date to check, did you? No. No, I went home. Right, okay. And I had to make an excuse.

I was like, I need to go. I've got another date with a bag of frozen peas. Yeah, I need to go home now. I need to go. Hey, let's ask people because the texts are already coming through. Do you have your favourite text you want to read out? I'm just looking. They're all still loading up.

I got stung by a bee on the 27th floor of a hotel in Kazakhstan. Well, that's like a geographical location. We're more talking about locations on your body. That's more what we were hoping for with these texts and messages. Scott's here. Hey, Scott. G these texts and messages. Scott's here. Hey, Scott. G'day, Scott. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Good, thank you, mate. Hey, Scott, what stung you? Oh, I got stung by a bee. Right. Okay, where are we talking? Yeah, so my dad's a beekeeper, and he took myself and my brother to taste some honey.

Yeah. And I stuck my finger in the honey, and as I went to put it in my mouth, a bee landed on it. And this was when I was about four years honey. Yeah. And I stuck my finger in the honey and as I went to put it in my mouth, a bee landed on it. And this was when I was about four years old. Yeah. I put it in my mouth and the bee stung me right on the tongue.

Oh, you got stung inside the mouth. Oh, worst dad ever. Worst. He would have copped it from your mum when you got home, wouldn't he? Yeah, he did. Scott, did your dad not teach you don't put your finger in the honey hole?

Oh, he taught us to do it. Yeah, right. Okay, beekeeping 101. Can you imagine? Yeah, in the mouth. The tongue would be massive. At least he had some nice honey to soothe it. Sophie's here.

Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. What stung you, Sophie, and where? Yeah, well, I was waking up in Northland at the time and was cruising along and I snuck off from work

for a wee lunchtime shift. So I was in the wrong anyway. And cruising along, the window down, I put my shorts and my shirt on and a bee flew in the window and went straight up the leg of my shorts. Oh! Oh, no. While you were driving?

Whilst I was driving. And, you know, I was at 100km an hour, so we were humming, and it stung me like right up near, you know, my lady jewels, and I like freaked out, because I could still feel it in my shorts.

Oh! 100km an hour. You had a B in the V. I just couldn't, I just couldn't handle it. I drove off the road and sort of like crashed the truck into a ditch. Yeah. But then the worst part was I had like a really bad reaction with it and it got furiously itchy. And I was working in a very male-dominated industry at the time

and I had to go back to work at the stockyard. It was an itchy vagina, basically. Sophie. I had... Oh no, did we lose her? Oh, I think she's breaking up. She crashed the truck and had an itchy V. Can you imagine she would have been trying

to be like, nah, I swear, nah, B bit me and everyone's like, yeah, sure, dude. What's B's name? Fiona's here. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fi. What's a bee's name? That's why it's a jam. Fiona's here. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fi. Hi. Was it private parts for you?

What stung you and where? Yeah, I got a wasp. Yeah. And it stung me on the boot. Twice. No, Fi. Yeah, me, Fi, for real. Hey, Fi, I've always wanted to know, did you go from like a D to a double D?

No. Very disappointed. Oh, that's so disappointing. So you have to go through all the pain. You don't get the, you know, the benefit. There was no payoff whatsoever. Just the one boob? Did it sting the same boob twice?

Just the same boob twice. It stung me. I wiped it off. I thought, oh, God, thank God for that. And I looked down again, and it was still bloody there. And it had moved over about an inch, and it bit me again. Well, see, lucky you didn't swell up, because you would have had a very lopsided pair of boobs.

Yeah, yeah. Don't they refer to small boobs as bee stings sometimes? Yeah. Yeah, they do. One more. Let's go to Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly.

Kia ora. What happened? What Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Kia ora. What happened? What stung you and where? I got stung by three wasps on my vagina. What? Wait. Three different wasps? Are you sure it was three different or the same wasp is coming back for more?

No, it was three different wasps and it was the middle of the night and I was asleep. Hey, Holly. How on earth? Why were they so attracted to that area? What did you have down there? I Googled to see what they're attracted to, just to check out what was going on. But no, I was asleep in bed and the most incredible pain woke me up. And I was wearing undies, obviously.

And then I realized that there was a wasp stuck in my undies. So I took it out, threw it outside, fell back asleep, and then 10 minutes later I woke up again with another pain and there was two down there. Oh, my God, he went and told his mates about it. Why are they attracted to that area? I couldn't really find any information. Oh, my God, I've just realised.

So you've been bitten by three wasps on the V parts. Yeah. You would have looked like a Barbie doll afterwards. It was terrific. It would have just closed over. I have a new product that I'd like to pitch to you. Oh, yeah. Maybe you're keen on this.

Are you influencing? Oh, I feel like I'm getting influenced. Is this a hashtag ad? No, not a hashtag ad. Hashtag not sponsored. Okay. I don't even have this thing. But? No, not a hashtag ad. Hashtag not sponsored. Okay. I don't even have this thing. But you want it?

Maybe. Right. Maybe. I mean. You haven't bought some dumb things in the past. I've bought some really dumb things. This, maybe not so much. It's being pushed by all the top supermodels.

Okay. Cindy Crawford's one of the main people. Okay. If you've heard of Cindy Crawford. Right. One of the biggest supermodels. I don't have a lot in common with Cindy Crawford's one of the main people. Okay. If you've heard of Cindy Crawford. Right. One of the biggest supermodels. I don't have a lot in common with Cindy Crawford, so I don't know that I need what she needs, but go on.

Gotcha. Cindy Crawford is saying that the biggest thing that you need right now in your life is an anti-wrinkle pillow. I've got one. Wait, have you got pillow. I've got one. Have you? Wait, have you got one? I've got one, yeah. Do you?

Yeah, well, kind of. Tell me what this is and I'll tell you what I've got. So an anti-wrinkle pillow, and there's a few different things that can warrant an anti-wrinkle pillow, but generally it encourages back sleepers. Oh. So it encourages you to sleep on your back and not sleep on your face. Oh, I do not have one of those. I cannot sleep on my back.

As a man. You'll snore. I'll snore. I'll snore all night. Yeah, this might not be for you. But it also, the other benefits of an anti-wrinkle pillow are that it helps your moisturiser to stay on your face. Yeah, I can see that.

It can even reduce the pain of TMJ for those who grind their teeth. Oh, because it sits your jaw back further in your ear. Because I do find that sleeping on my side, sometimes I prop my head up on my jaw. Yeah. Yeah, so it's better for that. But she's saying it's the best thing you can do to avoid more wrinkles. Well, that's a great way to sell it, Cindy Crawford.

I don't have that. What I have was... Silk pillow? Silk pillow case. Right. So this is what this article's talking about. There's a few different levels. Yeah. So they say a silk pillow is the first step

and it can provide some beauty benefits where apparently your moisturiser and stuff stays on more if you sleep on a silk pillow. My silk pillow is very greasy by the end of the week, but that's okay, yeah. Yeah. But an anti-wrinkle pillow is actually one where it has these little things on the pillow that holds your head. Keeps you in that position. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that's only good if you're a back sleeper though. You know how some people can't sleep on their back? But this is what it's saying. It kind of forces you to try and become a back sleeper. Yeah. Well, for your skin's sake. Yeah. Your body desperately wants to sleep in the fetal position, but you're like, uh-uh-uh, I don't want any crow's feet. Well, don't they say that back sleeping is best on your body anyway? Do they? Well, I know sleeping on your stomach's not great.

Isn't it? No, it's not. It's really bad for your neck. Because you turn your neck that way. Yeah, same with side sleepers because you put all of the weight down onto your hip and your shoulder. Yeah, right. We sound so old, don't we?

Anyway, if you want to look into it, I've never sounded older on the radio. Oh, my God. If you've missed any of this break, by the way, I'll sum it up for you. Ooh, sleeping is sore on the old 30-year-old body and I'm getting wrinkles. I wake up and I'm like, why am I sore? I've been asleep. Anyway. Did I do an F45 class in my sleep?

Nope. My body hurts. Just went to bed. Hey, look into it if you're keen on an anti-wrinkle pillow. Apparently it helps. 21-year-olds listening to this right now going, who are these people to be honest I'm pretty tired I'm going to go for a nap

this next story is quite horrific and quite shocking to be honest but it's doing the rounds around the globe and it happened in Adelaide Australia you've probably seen it it's about this woman who, like really sad, her

mum passed away. Her mum was quite old, but you know, she passed away really sad. And they went to the funeral and the woman has walked up and it was open casket funeral. Oh, open casket funerals give me the heebie-jeebies. I don't think I've ever been to one. Oh, no, I've been to one. Yeah. I mean. But once you get your head around it, it's okay. Yeah, it's the family's choice and this one was an open casket.

And this woman has said she's walked up to the casket and looked down to say goodbye to her mum, you know. As you do. As you do. Yeah. And it wasn't her mum. Oh, no. it was another woman oh the funeral home

has mixed up the bodies you know when my mind would go to because you're grieving and you're not in a no you're not you're not in a clear headspace

I would I would have a moment where I go you'd second guess yourself that's not my mum maybe mum's not dead well you'd hope. It was all a dream because you know how denial is one of the stages of grief.

Of grief, yeah. Imagine having that thrown into the mix where it's not mum in the coffin. But the story gets worse because apparently this woman went to the funeral director and was like, hey, that's not my mum in the casket. And the funeral director was like, tried to tell her it was. No, that's not okay. No, it is. And then the woman had to pull out a picture of her mum on her phone

and say, this is my mum anyway. How does that even happen? So apparently, because I've looked into the story, the funeral home is saying that um at the morgue because obviously you know they get the people ready to go if you if they are are in an open casket yeah so they prep them and do all that stuff and they're saying that they reckon something happened down in the morgue where they got bumped and the tags have fallen off the bags or something has happened and someone hasn't double checked it.

So where's mum? Well, I think they have now located her mother, but still. Because what if she was the person in the casket, was scheduled for a non-open casket funeral? Yeah, or to be cremated or whatever. Or they cremated and then accidentally buried mum before you had the – oh. So she said – It sounds like a plot line.

You know that TVNZ show Good Grief? Yeah. It sounds like something that would go on in that show. It sounds like a movie plot line and the woman's now saying she's quite upset because she wanted – because all these people were there to say goodbye to her mum. Yeah. And she's like, the funeral director was like, can you just pretend that it's your mum?

No, we can't. No, I can't. No, thank you. Let's just carry on. God, imagine, and speaking of which, let's not let mum off the hook here. Imagine not showing up to your own funeral, you know? Jeez. Oh, poor woman.

Slack. So horrible, eh? That is a grim story. Thanks for that. Bree and Clint. Did you meet someone through your parents? Did they set up your current relationship? There's a woman in Australia who's going viral

because she was having a beer with Dad at the pub and took a liking to a guy at the bar and Dad went, he's pretty hot. And she goes, yeah, I know that, Dad. I'll go sort it out, Dad. I'll go sort it out, dad. I'll go sort it out for you, doll.

And he did. And he did. He didn't embarrass her. He sorted it out. A few suggestions coming through because we were trying to come up with, you know, what his app would be called. Oh, yeah. Someone said, what about a dating app called Data?

Data's good. Or maybe just Daddy. I think that app probably exists. What about Dating Daddy? Again. I think that probably exists. What about dating daddy? Again, I think that probably exists. That's for something else, isn't it? Yeah, I think that's... Someone else said it should be called wing dad.

Wing dad is good. Don't mind wing dad. Yeah. That's quite cool. We want to know, was your parents involved in your romantic connection? Someone texted us and said, my dad has terrible taste in women. Everyone except

for my mum, of course. It's been all downhill from there, hitting every branch of the psycho bush on the way down. There is no way I would let my dad choose my partner. I mean, fair enough. Let's go to some people on the phones. This person wants to

be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Did you meet your partner through your parents? Yeah, my mum randomly said, hey, why don't you come over for dinner? And she had invited this guy from their church and another couple. So it was like this random

three couple at this super, super formal dinner. Wait, they ambush dated you? Yeah, it was extremely awkward. Did they tell you to wear something nice at least? Did they give you any kinds of heads up? Not really. Oh, no!

It was formal as in the setting. Everyone else, it was like casual clothing. But, yeah, that was real awkward. It was real obvious what they were doing as well. How did that work out? Yeah, how did it turn out? Well, a couple months later, he called me and was like, hey, it's your birthday.

You want to go out for dinner? I was like, okay, yep. And then a couple months later, I was like, oh, hey, it's your birthday. You want to go out for dinner? And he's like, yeah. And now we are married with a baby. Hey. It works.

You know what your parents have done there inadvertently? They've given you a shared awkward experience. Like you have something weird in your past that happened to both of you that you can bond over. Yeah. I wonder how he felt about it. Something about shared trauma, right? If my parents, wait, if my parents, I'm just putting myself in her position.

If my parents did that to me and I've turned up. Ambushed you. Ambushed me and they're like, this is such and such and clearly it was a date set up, I would kill them. Yeah. I'd be like, what are you doing? I'd turn around and leave. I'd go, look, you seem like

a lovely person. I'm not doing this. What's worse than a first date? A first date where your parents are there too. Chanel's here. Hi, Chanel. Hi, Chanel. Hi. Your mum set you Hi, Chanel. Hi, Chanel. Hi. Your mum set you up, is that right? Yeah, she set me up with my now husband. Okay, how?

She still works with him, but she's worked with him for about 10 years. He was engaged when she was trying to set us up together. Typical, excuse me, he was engaged to somebody else? Yes, to someone else. But that all fell apart and it was nothing to do with me. Right. And then mum pounced and so we had a baby.

Chanel, we don't believe it had anything to do with you whatsoever. Did it have anything to do with your mum though? Oh, potentially. I can just picture your mum at the office, Chanel, going, look, I know that you're engaged and you think you love her, but there's no one like my Chanel.

Let me tell you, Chanel number five, she's Chanel number one. It doesn't exactly like her. Hey, well, congrats, Chanel. Good on mum. It worked out in the end. That's such a good story to tell your kids, eh? We're still looking for names for this app where dad helps you find someone. Someone texted and said it should be called Finder Daddy.

No. No. Because the daddy's finding you a date. Yeah, again, that's going to find you a completely different kind of date. And also, don't Google that at work. No. Don't go on finderdaddy.com because I guarantee that website already exists. I've just Googled this. It's a't go on findadaddy.com because I guarantee that website already exists. I've just googled it.

It's a website already. The URL's taken. It's time for a birthday banger. Hey, it's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's birthday banger. Welcome to birthday banger. Three people. What was number one on their 16th

birthdays? We're about to tell you. Amber's here. Kia ora, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi. How's your day been, to tell you. Amber's here. Kia ora, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi. How's your day been, mate? Good. How's yours been? Yeah, it's been good, Amber. Thank you so much for asking.

How's your day been, Clint? Delightful, actually. Yeah, it's been really good. Great sandwich for lunch. Yeah. That's good. I've been hearing about it all afternoon. Amber, such a good sandwich.

How good is a great sandwich? Dense. Quite a good sandwich. How good is a great sandwich? Dense, like quite a thick sandwich. Yeah. I love a real thick sandwich. Yeah, anyway, Amber, what's your birthday? Over to you. What's your birthday? The 9th of September, 2002.

Right, Amber, you were 16 in 2018. And on your 16th birthday back in 2018, this would have been at the number one spot. Hey, Benny Blanco and Carleed Eastside. I quite like that one. That's a lovely song. Do you like it, Amber? Yeah, brings back high school memories.

Yeah, totally. Yeah, good. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for... I mean, not for us. We were definitely not in high school in 2018, you and I. I was working here. Yeah.

I was here too. Becky, hi. G'day, Becky. Hi. Hi. Becky, what's your favourite type of sandwich? Oh, God. Anything I don't have to make myself.

Yeah, that's fair enough. You sound like my mum, Becky. My mum's always like, why does it taste so good when you don't have to make it yourself? I've got a contender for best sandwich. Room service club sandwich with a side of chips. With those little toothpicks through them. You know what I think is an underrated sandwich?

That is a thing here in New Zealand. Yeah. Is egg. Like an egg sandwich. Egg mayo. But where they put ham on it. Oh. Like a piece of hams in it as well.

Egg mayo with ham, yeah, yeah. Yum. Bakery sandwiches. So good. Hey, Becky, we digress. What's your birthday, babe? It's 4th of June, 1984. Okay.

That means you were 16 in the year 2000. And, Becky, let me take you back. Your 16th birthday, this was number one. I did it again. I did it your heart. Huge banger. Your 16th birthday, this was number one. Huge banger. Are you into it, Becky? Oh, everybody loves a bit of Britney. Everyone loves a bit of Britney. I mean, hard to go past.

I dressed up in this outfit for Halloween one year. How old were you? I would have been quite young. I want to say 20. Okay, yeah. That's acceptable. And it didn't end well. It's quite sweaty. Oh, because it's a white t-shirt. It's a white school shirt.

No, Oops I Did It Again is the full leather red jumpsuit. Oh no, that's a shocking idea. It left nothing to the imagination. I could have told you that was a bad idea. Chelsea, hi. Hi Chelsea. How are you? What did you do? Just cut the head red jumpsuit. Oh no, that's a shocking idea. It left nothing to the imagination. I know, I could have told you that was a bad idea. It wasn't good. Chelsea, hi. Hi Chelsea. Hey, how are you? What did you do, just cut the head off a morph suit or something? Pretty much. It was so bad. Sorry Chelsea, we're good.

How are you going? Hi Gels. I'm not too bad, thank you. So I'm just picturing Bree in a red onesie. Oh mate, it was, you know, I should have wore, like, it just You need like a sarong, like a modesty thing around the waist. Oh, I needed more than a sarong. Chelsea, what's your birthday?

Sorry, Chelsea. No, it's fine. October 25th, 1996. All right, Chelsea, here we go. You were 16 in 2012. And actually, Chelsea, what do you think it's going to be? Oh, I don't even know. How would she know? and actually, Chelsea, what do you think it's going to be? Oh, I don't even know.

How would she know? I looked ages ago and it was like Beard Rock. Oh, yeah, Jay Holiday or something. Let's check if you're right. Gangnam Style. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Gangnam Style. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop on Gangnam Style.

Ooh. Chips and gravy. Do you like it or you hate it, Chelsea? I love it, but only if you play it once and never again. Chelsea, I feel like it's a once a year play. Yeah. Have we played it this year? Yeah.

I don't know. I'm tempted, actually. I was on the no fence and now I'm tempted. I'm voting for Gangnam Style. Oh, we're going this year? Yeah. I don't know. I'm tempted, actually. I was on the no fence, and now I'm tempted. I'm voting for Gangnam Style. Oh, we're going to ride this momentum. Chelsea, congratulations. Chelsea, this is for you, babe. You just won birthday banger.

All right. To everyone else, we apologise in advance. Nah, Si's a legend. He is a legend. Once a year. Yeah, once a year. Oppan Gangnam Style. Sometimes you think it's going to end, that song.

It just keeps going. It just keeps going. It's the winner of Birthday Banger from Psy. Oppan Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Yeah, no regrets. No regrets.

A few people in the text machine. Not a fan. But hey, it's one song and now we're back to regularly scheduled programming. How good would Psy be for Friday Jams Live?

I would love that I got to meet him Did you? Yeah, it was like Probably just before the height of that popularity of that song Wait, are you saying you met Psy before he was famous? Yeah, look, I'm not going to say that I'm a trailblazer It's the weirdest hipster call ever.

I actually liked Psy before he was cool. You know, I met Ed Sheeran before he was Ed Sheeran. Did you? Yeah. So at the first radio station I worked at, we used to have these, you know, where people come in and they do performances at the radio station. Well, some people don't, but sometimes that happens. Yeah.

You know, upcoming artists. Yeah. And I remember getting this email and I was a no one and it was like, please join us for 20 minutes in this certain room. And we went into this room and there was Ed Sheeran, who wasn't Ed, like, you know. Yeah. And he played four songs and about three months later,

he was like one of the biggest names in music. Incredible, eh? It was ridiculous. There you go. Hopefully he remembers you. The next time we see you, I was there one of the biggest names in music. Incredible, eh? It was ridiculous. There you go. Hopefully he remembers you. The next time we see him, you go, I was there, Ed. Do you remember me? He's like, please get away from me.

Bree and Clint. Quite a freaky story about someone's fiancé who has vanished, disappeared. Yeah, it's called being ghosted. It literally is. They haven't been abducted or anything. They just bolted. Well, from what we can tell. This couple, who are both in their 40s, by the way,

they were preparing to catch a flight from Heathrow Airport in London. They were going on their... Well, they were going to get married, actually. They were engaged and they were off to get married. He's gone into the bathroom to go toilet. He's left his luggage with his fiancée. When he came out, she is nowhere to be seen. She's done a runner.

She's done a runner. At the airport. At the airport. Well, I mean, wouldn't he know where she was going because he'd be going to the same gate? No, she didn't get on the flight. Oh, she didn't get on the flight. No.

Okay, look, it's important to know in this story that he had proposed to the woman in this story the day prior. How long had they been together? So he proposed and then they were off on a flight. To get married the next day. They could have met like a week ago. They were going for a shotgun wedding in Rome.

Okay? It doesn't sound like a long term relationship. They could still be drunk from the night before when they got engaged. We don't know. What we do know is that when he came back, she had taken off with his luggage. Oh no. And £5,000

in cash that he had taken out to pay for their shotgun. That's nearly £10,000. Yes. New Zealand. She's like, hasta la vista, baby. Not keen. keen Yeah that's I mean Yeah I'd love to know the details

Because it doesn't sound like He knew her all that long So they got the police involved Yeah Have they caught her? No It turns out They're not actually sure

She was even using her real name Oh right Okay He's been done like a dinner Which is sad Because people People in love do silly things. I mean, you always hear of the people who get scammed because they get them into a situation where they just give them love and they make them feel like they're in love. Yeah.

And people do a lot for love. It's the most predatory type of scam. This guy looks like an absolute turkey and he's out of pocket and she's off. And I mean, she's got all these undies. What does she want with his luggage? Really? Maybe there was some expensive stuff. Leave the poor guy his luggage.

So he can still go on the holiday. Yeah, let him get on the plane by himself. Isn't that what Ross did on Friends? Didn't he go? Yes. Or did Rachel go? Rachel and him both went. Did they go?

Is that what it was? And then, no, they went to go get on the plane and then Emily- Oh, she showed up. Showed up and Ross is like, this is what it looks like. This is what it looks like. Oh, that was awkward. I want to know this afternoon, have you ever been with somebody who just vanished? By that, I mean, did they just ghost you?

Did they just bolt and give you no warning whatsoever? This happened to a friend of mine. Did it? Well, kind of. So my friend, who I won't name, but this was quite a long time ago. This was probably like 10 years ago now. But I remember she was in a relationship and they'd been dating for about two years. Okay, so decent.

A long time, right? Living together? No, not living together, but they were dating for a long time, like two years. We all knew their partner. We knew them all. We'd hung out a million times. And then all of a sudden, I remember getting a phone call from my friend being like, I haven't heard from such and such in two weeks.

Nothing. Really? No texts, no phone calls, message them on Facebook. Do they go around to their house? I don't. I believe so. I hope so because you want to check they haven't been abducted. Well, their partner was just dodging them.

Right. And never gave them an explanation. Savage, eh? So horrible. It's awful. Like two years. Yeah, you owe somebody an explanation. You owe someone. You owe them an explanation after like three dates, to be honest. Yeah, you owe someone a face-to-face conversation if it's been two years. Rachel's called up.

Hi, Rachel. Hello, Rachel. Hi. That was Axe. No, no, you go. Tell us. Oh, I was just saying, it's actually my dad that was the ghost. Not to me, but to all of his ex-girlfriends.

He never broke up with a girlfriend. Right. Rachel, you're saying your dad has never broken up with someone. No. He's just ghosted them. So how does he do it? Pretend I'm dating your dad. We've been seeing each other for a couple of months.

Then what happens? Well, one of them, he just moved over. So he was in England and just moved over so he was in england and he moved over to australia and then she found out and wrote him a letter talking about sending something together and my mom he actually is dating my mom at that point so she wrote a letter back to her saying you're not you're broken up now you're not with him anymore yeah she broke up with him for another one he just told his mom that they'd broken up and she just kept bothering him. So she came to their house.

So he left his breakup message on her mother. So he was like, can you tell her? On his own mother. On his own mother. So the girl shows up to mum's house and what happens? So the girl shows up to see him and my grandma starts yelling at her To just leave him alone

Because he doesn't want to be Because he told him That he had broken up with her Oh my god You're dead, Rachel Yeah He's got too many enablers around him He needs to man up, Rachel

But in saying that He's been with my mum Like they're still together But that could be Because he doesn't know What's wrong with her It's because he can't afford A trip overseas, Rachel

If your mum can't get hold of him one day She's because he can't afford a trip overseas, Rachel. If your mum can't get hold of him one day, she's going to go, oh, I knew this day was coming. Yeah. I knew it was going to go. Oh, bless you, Rachel. Someone texted her. I find this quite good.

They said, if you want the perfect story of ghosting with karmic revenge, this is gold. And the story is, it says, I ghosted my ex and she's about to become my new boss. Oh, you've done the wrong thing there. Wow, you're going to have to live with what you did at work every day. Finally, Jade, a guy disappeared on you with quite a unique excuse. Yeah, it happened like three times. I didn't learn after the first time.

Yeah. And the third time he came back and he's like, oh, my mom passed away, blah, blah, blah. Oh, that's horrible. No. And then he left again. And then it happened a fourth time, and I randomly just, like, got back with him.

And then on the fourth time, things got, like, kind of serious, and I went home one night, and the next morning, like, went back to his that night, and the next morning I met his mum. Wait a minute. Wait. Jade. Jade.

No. I mean, first time you go back for, you know, the second time. I get it. The third time he tells you his mum's passed away and you go back for more and then you meet the mum. Please tell me. Jade's like, wait a minute. You were dead.

Please tell me that was the end of it. No, I didn't kind of bring it up at all. It was just kind of really weird. Jade. Jade. Jade. Jade, are you still with this guy? No, not at all.

Right. Not at all. Are you going to get back together with him again? It sounds like you might. Oh, no way. It was like years and years ago, probably like five years ago. You've learnt your lesson, haven't you, Jade? Yeah.

Oh, God. Took your four bloody goes, Jade. Jade's and I still love him, though. Jade! No, Jade, you haven't! Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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