ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th August 2023

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

The MEGA famous person Clint saw in the VVIP. Insults that got back to you. Politicians want you to stop vandalising their billboards. Does Clint need a new haircut? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Hey everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. G'day guys, happy hump day, Wednesday. What a day to be alive. Another double pass to see Taylor Swift live in Sydney. A reserve tickets at the Errors Tour. We're going to give them away in about an hour's time.

Man, we've had great winners so far. We have. We've had such amazing winners. We've had two excellent and very deserving Taylor Swift winners on our show. Yesterday, Mandy won for her and her daughter. Mandy! We're going to Taylor Swift! Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't even explain to you how amazing this is. You've actually just made her dreams come true. Thank you so much. Yeah, we did.

Good on you, Mandy. Taking her daughter, Scarlett. Who's going to Taylor Swift today? Who is it going to be? Is it going to be you? It could be you. Is it going to be you? If it is, you're going to need to have going to Taylor Swift today? Who is it going to be? Is it going to be you? It could be you. Is it going to be you? If it is, you're going to need to have that third Taylor Swift song,

which is playing at four o'clock. And then you call us with all three on 0800 Dial ZM. Here's a fun bit of information. If you've joined ZM's Close Friends page on Facebook, it's a private page, but everyone's welcome. A lot of people sharing the songs in there. Yeah, a lot of people helping each other out, which is not against the rules.

You can do that. You can also join up with friends and play as a syndicate. Yeah, I saw a whole carload of people calling. I don't know how that'll work because there's like two tickets when you win because it's a double pass. I heard that people are going out and buying radios from JB Hi-Fi. Have we reinvigorated the radio industry? Apparently radio sales are through the roof.

Well, you're welcome, JB Hi-Fi. Bree and Clint, next on the show we're going to do Tradie vs Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want it, you should call right now. We need a tradie and a lady to go head to head. 0800 dial ZM is the number to call. We'll get two people on next. It's tradie

versus lady. It is the game that stops the nation at around ten past three every afternoon on our show. We're keeping score, have been all year. The tradies are on 68, the ladies on 74. Where's our lady calling from?

She's in Christchurch. She's 24 and she has done the biggest swing in the world down there in Queenstown. Welcome to the show, Tess. G'day, Tess. You been the canyon swing? Is it the Nevis? Yeah, yeah, the Nevis swing.

I didn't realise until recently that it was thevis? Yeah, yeah, the Nevis Swing. I didn't realise until recently that it was the biggest swing in the world, so that's cool. What did, because they, I've done that swing as well, Tess, and they get you to choose how you want to be either pushed off or you want to ride on a bike. What did you choose? Well, I did it with my twin brother. Actually, I forced him into it.

And we did a countdown, but then they said, if I wanted to do it again, I could do it for $50. So I did. And then they pretended there was something wrong with the rope and then just let me go. I've seen them do that. That's a good move, that one. You see the fear of death in people's eyes just before they fall.

They're so mean at that canyon swing, but so funny. They hung me out over the edge and then slowly cut strings away of a rope. It was the most terrifying thing of my life. You're taking on our tradie today from Taranaki. They're 26 years old and they love playing golf. Welcome to the show, Shem. G'day, Shem.

Hey, how you going? What's your handicap in golf, Shem? Not very good. Just hit the ball and hope for the best. That's the one. I haven't even heard of that as a handicap. What's the best golf course in Taranaki? Tanuri.

Yeah? Yeah. How far can you drive it, Shem? Oh, we're talking with a mate, so we're just giving it a go. Not very great. Just walking in. Okay, Shem, your buzzer's tradie. Tess, yours is lady.

First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Auckland hosted the last New Zealand-based FIFA Women's World Cup game last night, the first semi-final. Which team went through to the... Yes, Tess?

Spain. It was Spain. Nice work, Tess. Did you watch it? Yeah, my dad and I have been watching every game. We love it. Oh, I love it. Are you going to watch tonight or too late?

No, no, watching tonight. Yeah, nice. Who are you backing? I feel like I should be backing Australia just because they're closer. Well, you can back whoever you want. Australia take on England tonight in the second semifinal. Question number three. That is one to the ladies.

Christopher Luxon has urged Kiwis to stop vandalising their billboards. Which party is Christopher Luxon the leader of? Lady. Yes, Tess. National. It is the National Party. You're away in flying, Tess. Shem, you need this one to stay in it, mate.

Question number three. Buzz in. Give it a go. Yeah, just buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Oh, Tess. For the win. Nah, just pass.

Is it Charlie? Ooh. Ooh. I meant it's a good guess from you, Tess. Shem. You've got a chance, Shem. Nah, I tell you, I'm going to have to go to the next question. Have a guess. Nah. Oh, Charlie Puth. Charlie P. You've got a chance, Shem. Nah, I'd say I'm going to have to go to the next question. Have a guess.

Nah. Oh, Charlie Puth. Charlie Puth. It's a lady. Solid guess, Shem. No, I agree. Charlie Puth has a very high range. It's Dua Lipa, guys.

Dua Lipa. No worries. No points there for anyone. Question number four. Still two to the ladies. In which Disney movie is the villain's name Scar? Trady. Lady.

Shem, you're in first. Lion King. Well done. It is, of course, the Lion King. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. The Pope is the head of which religious faith? Lady. Yes, Tess.

Tess Lick. She's got it.? Yes, Tess? Tess Lick? She's got it. Well done, Tess. Shem's out of here. Shem's out of here. And Tess, you're the victor. You've got 50 bucks cash from KFC coming your way.

Well done. Yay, thank you. Nice work, Tess. Very onto it this afternoon. Brent Clint, here's a new Olivia and Rod Regaro track.

You all right? You all right? Want to talk about short-lived marriages? Oh, yeah. Because got a story, which it couldn't get much shorter than this. After a woman has talked about how she filed for divorce the day after her wedding. Oh. The day after.

Yeah, I don't think it does get any shorter than that. Maybe on the day? I think you'd struggle to file for the divorce on the day. On the day. Yeah. Yeah. So do you want to hear the situation as to why she filed for divorce the day after her wedding? So she said when her and her husband or her fiancé got engaged,

they decided that they would split the wedding planning down the middle so it was fair and no one had too much pressure on them. Okay. Anyway, she said her one deal breaker and her one hard and fast rule for the wedding day was that she didn't want to take part in that new kind of tradition where some people throw cake in each other's face. Oh. The cake smash.

Cake smash, yeah. When they cut the cake. Yeah. Which is a new trend that's kind of catching on. Mm-hmm. And she said. You can like push someone's face into the cake, eh? Yeah, she said, I don't want to do that.

No, she'll be spending $300 on her makeup. Why should she do that? Yeah, and, I mean, fair enough. You don't have to do that to have a good wedding day. That was her one rule. Also, the cake's expensive. Yeah, exactly. Eat the cake.

Exactly. So that was her one rule. He agreed to it and said, yep, that's all good. No worries. Anyway, the wedding day comes around and he didn't push cake into her face, but he did push her face into the cake real hard. She went through a couple of tears of the cake. Yeah.

Multiple tears of the cake. Yeah. Multiple tears of the cake. Yeah. And it was the moment that she realised that he had backup cakes, backup cupcakes that came out after he did that and she realised it was really premeditated. Okay. Because I was going to say it's rude and disrespectful that he did it when she said don't do it. But if it was a

spur of the moment thing, it's kind of, I feel like divorcing him is a bit over the top. However. She saw the backup cupcakes and said, nah, I'm not having this and filed for divorce the next day. Wow. Is it a bit rash? Is it a bit?? Is it a bit? Nah, I don't think so because there's obviously more to it. It must be like a pattern of behaviour. It must be.

Yeah. You never know what's gone on before that as well. Yeah, exactly right. It's not just because of that. She's like, stop lying to me, I promise. I would be pretty ropeable at my future partner if I asked them not to do something, you know, and then they literally did it on my wedding day in front of all of our closest friends and family.

I'd be pretty upset. What if you asked them not to get drunk and do the Caterpillar at the wedding? Nah, that's different. And then they still got drunk and did the Caterpillar. That's different. It doesn't involve me. You know, if they got their suit dirty or whatever, then that's up to them.

I'm not controlling them. So 24 hours, that's the shortest marriage I've ever heard of. That's pretty short. I thought we could put it out there to the people. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's someone you know that had a really short marriage. It doesn't have to be 24 hours. No.

So long as it's like less than a year. Less than a year is short. Less than a year. Yeah. If you can count the amount of marriage months. I love that's where we've got to in 2023. We're like, guys, if you make it to a year, that's a successful marriage. That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. It used to be till death do us part. Now it's like, just make the first anniversary. I'd tick it off as a win. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Did you or someone you know have a really short marriage? Brianne Clint. We'll get you on next.

Brianne Clint. Claudia said she took a call from someone who makes wedding cakes and they said wedding cakes quite often have a few tears in them so the cake will have like support. Needs structural support. Inside it. Yeah. So it's really dangerous to smash someone's face into a cake like that.

It could be like, you know, plastic pipes and other things in there. Which, even if that's the case, if someone says, please don't smash my face into a cake on the wedding day. Just don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. This is your warning. We're trying to find New Zealand's shortest marriage.

Anonymous has called up. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Did you have a short marriage? Yeah, it was about a week long. That's pretty short.

Yeah, we had a... It was a good wedding, but afterwards we... I had a bit too much to drink on that night and then we couldn't fix things. Oh, no, Anonymous. You had a blowout at the wedding. Yeah, yeah. Did you say some things that you probably shouldn't have?

Yeah, I probably said some things I shouldn't have. Oh, Anonymous. Is it something you regret, Anonymous? No. Oh, okay. I don't regret it. I've got a lovely partner now. Okay.

It's worked out well. So maybe it wasn't meant to be. That's not the drinking disaster story you expect, are you? Like, oh, do it again. Did you have anxiety? Not at all. I actually was fine with it.

If I didn't do anything, I would do it again. Thanks for calling through, Anonymous. I want to know what he did. Same. I feel like we can put two and two together. You reckon he had eyes for someone else? At the wedding.

Yeah, maybe. Probably the new person. The maid of honour. Someone said, we were together for 12 years and then married for 13 months. I think marriage just wasn't for us. Lol. That happens quite a lot. Well, sometimes you can get married as like if the relationship is kind of-

As a band-aid. Yeah. Yeah. People have babies for that too. Yeah, exactly right. And sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't work out. Someone else texted her and said, my sister-in-law got married at her parents' house

and never went home with her new husband. She moved in with her new man, who was a guest at the wedding a few days later. What? Scandal. Who's going to a wedding and heading on the bride? I mean, I think it's happened more times than you realise. Do you reckon?

Yeah, well, it probably was something that was happening before that. Yeah. You know, not just at the wedding. Question. Correct me if I'm wrong, the very first season of Married at First Sight New Zealand they actually got married. Yeah. For real.

They had legally binding marriages. Yeah. And I think it was the only country in the world that does that show. Yeah but they didn't talk about it because everybody just assumed that that's what was happening on Married at First Sight. Well I think that's what people assumed for a long time on any season but New Zealand was the only country where they were like,

no, it says it in the title, so you will be getting married. Chaos, eh? You will be getting a real marriage. I'd love to talk to one of those people that were on that first season and ask them, like, how did that go afterwards? How did you get out of the marriage? Yeah. The person who was in a relationship for 12 years

and married for 13 months has texted back and said, yes, you're correct, it was definitely a Band-Aid wedding. Oh, God, expensive Band-Aid. Such an expensive Band-Aid. The last game that New Zealand gets to host for the World Cup happened last night. Spain versus Sweden at Eden Park. Yes, the first semi-final. It was fun.

I don't know how this happened, but at the very last minute I got invited to attend the game with free tickets that were VVIP tickets. Must be nice. Our the other half-Lev producers, our the other

half-Lev. Not relatable. It was very, very nice. It was VV nice. Like the other half live producers. Our the other half live. Not relatable. It was very, very nice. It was VV nice. Like what did you get? So you get a special entrance to Eden Park. You enter Eden Park up a red carpet. You show up to the place where it is and they say, sir do you have a black ticket? And I didn't realise that's

what it was but it was a black ticket. Someone escorts you up the red carpet. There's champagne on arrival. And then it's a room full of really important people. We're talking like international dignitaries, football people, the president of FIFA, Gianni Infantino was in there. Did you learn that name last night? No, I didn't. You did, you did. Fatma, the chairwoman of FIFA, was there as well.

And Clint Roberts. And Clint Roberts. And the person that I went with just kept saying to me, we are so out of place. They know we don't belong here. They know that we don't belong here. And I was like, just play along with it. Okay, just roll with it.

There were lots of important high-profile people. But last night I got to meet one famous person in particular that I think is pretty impressive. I think this person that I met was pretty impressive. The Blue Wiggle. No, not the Blue Wiggle. That'd be pretty exciting. They are here in the country this weekend.

I know. That's what I meant. Not the Blue Wiggle. Any other guesses? Susie Cato. No, bigger. Kiwi? Not Kiwi. Bigger than Susie Cato. I was going to say Sam Ne meant. Not the blue wiggle. Any other guesses? Who do you think I meant? Susie Cato. No, bigger. Kiwi? Not Kiwi.

Bigger than Susie Cato. I was going to say Sam Neill. Not Sam Neill. Sam Neill I'd be so excited for. Can I give you some clues? Yeah, please. Because that's too broad. Okay.

Think football. Ted Lasso! Like my football or your football? Soccer football. Okay, soccer football. Oh, Megan Rapinoe. Wait. Male.

Was it fricking Ted Lasso? It was not Ted Lasso. He's a character. Well, what's his name? Ella, that show isn't real. I don't know his name. What's his name? Jason Sudeikis.

That guy. Okay, football. Male. Messi. And you're talking international. International. Lionel Messi wasn't there. It was not Lionel Messi.

Cristiano Ronaldo wouldn't have been there English David Beckham David Beckham Close Close to David Beckham Played for England

Played for England Jeez Retired obviously Not currently playing for England. Are they retired? Don't know. Yeah, yes, they're retired. Yep, they're retired.

Okay. I'm out. I'm not here. Yeah, I'm out. I want to say... God, that's such a broad... That's such a broad... Did you know them straight away?

Yes, I did. And I got a photo with them, I asked them for a photo. I wanted to say Wayne Rooney Not Wayne Rooney, good guess Who else would I say? I don't know Very good looking Roy Kent

Not Roy Kent Not David Beckham I don't know man, just tell us The footballer that I met last night at the FIFA World Cup in the VVIP, the very, very important person lounge. Yeah, no, we got that. You've said it enough times. Jamie Tartt from Ted Lasso.

What? Are you serious? Ella was the closest. Ella was the closest. I can't believe you were the closest, Ella, and you were just naming people from a fake football show. Jamie Tartt. You met Jamie Tartt.

I met Jamie Tartt. Actual Jamie Tartt. Played by Phil Dunster, who on the show Ted Lasso played for England. Yes, he did. Did you really? Yeah, I did. He was in the VVIP lounge and I got a photo with him. Oh my God, he's so short.

Holy crap, I'm crying. What's he doing here? He looks so cute. He was here to VVIP lounge and I got a photo with him. Oh my God, he's so short. Holy crap, I'm crying. What's he doing here? He looks so cute. He was here to watch the football. I was going to kiss him. And you know what? You know what the best part about meeting Jamie Tartt in the VVIP lounge was? Is that him? Show me.

It's him. I promise you it's him. I just looked at him and... Oh yeah, I can see now. I'm looking at close. Do you know what the best bit was? The accent. Great guy. Did you sing at him?

No, I didn't, no. Jamie, ta-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Jamie, ta-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Jamie, ta-doo. No, I didn't do that. Dude, I'm so jealous. I went over to him and I said, hey man, sorry to be a real pain,

but do you think I could get a photo? And he goes, absolutely. And as we were having the photo, he goes, oh, what a pain. Did he? Did you whisper in his ear, go the Matildas? He goes, absolutely. And as we're having the photo, he goes, oh, what a pain. Did you whisper in his ear, go the Matildas for tomorrow night? Oh, no, because he'll be here to support England, of course. No, I didn't.

Exactly, he will be. But there you go, guys. That's how the other half live in the VVIP lounge. That was actually a good story. Thank you. Don't be sound surprised. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. Don't be sound surprised. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeart Radio, this is the

latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, as we know Adele is doing that residency in Vegas and recently she helped someone with their gender reveal. She did. You know, gender reveals are so hot right now.

If they're done well, they can really go wrong. If you've never seen them on YouTube, it's really bad. But this one went very right. Adele was performing a Las Vegas residency at Caesar's Palace

and a couple, a British couple, actually got up and said, Adele, will you do our gender reveal? They put a sign up in the crowd. By the way, remember,

tickets went for up to $75,000 for those concerts. They could have put the money towards the kids' education, but I digress. I digress. Anyway, go check this out. Here's Adele revealing the gender of their baby. Adele and Chris are having a baby. Bye. That's so emotional. Oh, my God.

Even when I get pregnant, you do my gender reveal at the show. I'll be back. You can do it. Thank you. I'm not really a fan of a gender reveal, but I'm down with an Adele gender reveal. That's pretty cool. Harry Styles did one too because we talked about it on the show where someone handed him the letter as well.

Who do you want to do yours? Who would I want to do mine? Beyonce? Oh, yeah. Pretty cool. Okay, shoot for the moon. I was thinking maybe you could get an achievable person like Tom Sainsbury or something.

Yeah, Tom Sainsbury would be great. That would be good. We could get Dean McCarthy to do it. He could do it live from Los Angeles. He could ride it on his abs. There's only one person that can really pull off a good gender reveal. That would be good. We could get Dean McCarthy to do it. He could do it live from Los Angeles. He could ride it on his abs. There's only one person that can really pull off a good gender reveal. Meryl Streep.

Oh, Meryl Streep. She can do anything. She could play Beyonce doing your gender reveal. And it would be believable. There you go. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Those Adele tickets are coming up. Not Adele tickets.

Taylor Swift tickets. That's our next competition. We're McCarthy. Those Adele tickets are coming up. Not Adele tickets, Taylor Swift tickets. That's our next competition. We're sending you to Adele in Las Vegas. Oh my God, how good. This is a story about people getting too drunk and waking up in a really strange place. I told you to stop telling these stories of mine on the radio. You joke, but I think everybody has a friend.

Maybe they are the friend that this story will seem way too real for. Two drunk Americans have been found sleeping it off inside the Eiffel Tower. What? Oh, wee wee. Guards making their morning rounds before the usual opening time of 9am for the Eiffel Tower woke the men early in the morning who appear to have got stuck because of how drunk they were. How do you get lost or stuck in the Eiffel Tower? The visitors paid for a ticket to go up the Eiffel Tower.

Right. At 10.40pm on Sunday. And then on the way back down, they jumped over some security barriers. They'd been to the top and they were coming back down. Oh, no. It says the inebriated Americans had spent all night between the tower's second and third floors

in an area normally closed to the public. Blow out to wake up inside the Eiffel Tower. I mean, pretty good story. towers, second and third floors in an area normally closed to the public, blow out to wake up inside the Eiffel Tower. I mean, pretty good story. Is it kind of romantic? You know how Ross and Rachel woke up inside the National History Museum that time? After they had, you know. Yeah. But this is two

drunk dudes. I mean, they could be a couple. Could be romantic. Pretty romantic. The Eiffel Tower doesn't get more romantic than that. What a view. What a view. And the Eiffel Tower. It doesn't get more romantic than that. What a view. What a view. And the Eiffel Tower, not bad either. Oh, my God. You wake up.

Oh, my God. Two Eiffel Towers. Oui, oui. One is definitely smaller than the other. A baguette. Don't mind if I do. Have you ever woken up somewhere where you're like, oh my God, how did I get here? Someone's house.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Bonjour. Being like, this is not my room. Bonjour. This is not my room. I have a friend who went to a friend's 21st, a mutual friend, and he woke up in the toilet

of that bar at five o'clock in the morning. The bar closed at 2.30. How did they not check? They didn't check the stall. He had passed out inside the stall. And they'd shut the bar down. Oh, no. I guess the cleaners didn't come in until the morning.

But he woke up at five. Nobody there. I had to go out of the toilet into the bar, which was locked, set off the alarms. Security came. And he had to be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm not breaking in. I'm actually trying to break out. How embarrassing. My friend Jaden.

Shout out to Honey Bar, which no longer exists. Oh, Honey Bar. My friend Jaden, who used to work on another radio station, said to me one time, I went to this party and I sent it a bit too hard and I woke up the next day in Hamilton. Oh, he woke up in a different city. Yeah.

Wow. Woke up in Hamilton, apparently. Now that's a blowout. He heard about this big party that was happening from these other people and they said, we're going, do you want to come? And that's the last kind of thing he remembers. Don't trust what he says.

He has no idea how he got there. And ended up kicking on in Hamilton. He could have had a courier sticker stuck on his bottom and shipped out in a post haste van. He doesn't know. That's true. We want to know, without encouraging this sort of behaviour, of course we wouldn't encourage this kind of behaviour,

where did you wake up? Yeah, what were you up to? It's not where you thought you were going to wake up. It's not where you thought you went to bed. Was it a completely random place? If you want to share those stories with us this afternoon, which we do not condone, we do not endorse these. Absolutely not.

I feel like we're going to get some OE stories. Yeah. Oh my God, did you wake up in another continent? Can happen over in Europe. Bro, happens. Yeah, mate. It's close. Happens to the best of us. 0800 dials at M. You can text your story to 9696 and you

can remain anonymous if that helps you share your story this afternoon. We're asking you, where'd you wake up? Because two Americans have got two steamed and woken up inside the Eiffel Tower. I can't wait to talk to Jeff, the purple wiggle, because he would have woken up in some places. Am I right? Mate, you fall asleep in the big red car. Mate, he could have woken up anywhere, that dude.

Yeah, he went to sleep in Wiggle Town. He has no idea where he went. Woke up in a bless show once, I heard. Like, wake up, Jeff. Literally, wake up. You're going to want to see this. You don't want to miss this. Hot potato, hot potato.

Eloise first. Hi, Eloise. Hi, Eloise. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, where'd you wake up? Well, it wasn't me. It was a friend. Okay. Of course it was Eloise. Hi, Eloise. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. Thank you, mate. Tell us, where'd you wake up? Well, it wasn't me. It was a friend.

Okay. Of course it was, Eloise. Of course it was. We believe you. We were on our way home from Maccas one night after a few busies, and one of the lads was hiding from a girl that he saw at the bar, and we all decided to go jump into this bush to hide.

And about half an hour later, the girls all toddled off. And then in the morning, we woke up to about a million messages from his girlfriend being like, where is my friend? And they were all, she was freaking out. And then it turned out that his phone died, but he actually slept in the bush the entire night. Oh my God. But you were in the bush with him. How come you guys

left the bush without him? Because the lads were there and we all, the girls were like, oh, we don't need to be here anymore. Oh, you guys had had enough. So it's not your responsibility. Okay. And then so it turns out he just had a little moi laid down and ate his Big Mac and just never woke up. If your boyfriend told you that his

phone went flat and he fell asleep in a bush, would you believe him? This is why laser hair removal is so popular, you know? So you don't fall asleep in someone's bush. Exactly, exactly. Thanks, Eloise. Eloise. A bush is a good option for that. Let's go to Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, mate, Where did you end up? Where did you wake up? I woke up inside an Upturn dinghy on a beach in Langkawi, Malaysia. Oh, my God. This sounds like the plot line of that movie, Holes.

Is that a weird reference? I haven't seen Holes. What happens in Holes? Did anyone get that? Okay, someone got it. How did this happen, Anonymous? So I was just doing the whole solo travel thing. Went down to the beach bar.

Obviously got on the pizzos. Obviously. Yeah, and kind of got lost heading back to the hostel. Sounds like you don't really have a clear picture of how it happened, Anonymous. Like, it's like we're asking the wrong person for information. At least you found shelter. Yeah.

Not really. I think what happened, I think I just got lost heading back to the hostel, but was really tired, just decided that I wanted to sleep. You're lucky the tide didn't come in. It was right up on the, like, sort of right up on the... That is wild. Thanks, Anonymous.

We appreciate it. Like we said, we're not encouraging these stories. No, I'm sure Anonymous just, you know, because she was in a different country, she got lost. Yeah. Text from people who woke up in the shower. Do you reckon that one's pretty common like you go home you have a drunken shower and you're like i'm just gonna sit down for

a bit yeah i'm gonna have a sit down shower a friend of mine um this is so dangerous too and not recommended a friend of mine who lived in an apartment building um went home one night after having you know a few drinks yeah and got in the bath and was laying in the bath and all she remembers was that she left the water on because she wanted some more hot water in the bath and woke up hours later and she'd flooded the whole apartment. Jesus. And the apartment downstairs and the one after that

because it had just gone straight through. Don't drink in bath, everybody. Don't drink in bath. For multiple reasons, including the one after that because it had just gone straight through. Don't drink and bath, everybody. Don't drink and bath. For multiple reasons, including the one that Bree just said. Let's go to Caleb. Hi, Caleb. Hi, Caleb. Hi, how you going?

Good, thank you. Caleb, tell us, where did you wake up after a night out? It wasn't me specifically. It was a friend of mine. We were home to me, myself, and my now wife. We were all mining and living together, my wife and my now wife were all mining and living together in Darwin in Australia. Okay.

It was fly out day, flew into the airport. We only lived probably a couple of days from the airport so we just walked home and stopped at the pub on the way and ended up getting absolutely ship based. Went back to our place and obviously Darwin's about 5,000 degrees and about 200% humidity. Yes. Straight in the pool and

carried on with the count and drives and then I think my girlfriend, now wife and I retired fairly early at about 2 in the afternoon because we couldn't really see straight and well I woke up the next morning to a Facebook message from my friend who lived with us and was also mining with us saying, Hey, man, don't worry about me. If you can't find me, I've woken up in Thailand. Hey, no, they did not.

Hey, they woke up in Thailand. Yeah, yeah. So we'd gone to bed, like, pretty early in the day. And he just carried on drinking and got on his computer and was trying to fly to Thailand. What airline lets a man that inebriated board a flight to Thailand? Well, I don't know if he was as inebriated as us, but yeah, he woke up in Thailand.

Okay. Wow. Okay, I think your friend wins. Yeah, you won. Yeah, that's a winner right there. It's going to be hard to beat. We'll Wow. Okay, I think your friend wins. Yeah, you won. Yeah, that's a winner right there. It's going to be hard to beat. We'll leave it there, I think, Caleb. Those mining people, eh?

Like, they are next. When they drink, they drink. Wow. Sounds like the plot line of The Hangover, kind of. Hangover 2. Jeez. Did I ever tell you about that time my auntie, she had one of those, not an actual spa,

but kind of like a blow-up spa and it had a cover over it. And her son was staying with her for the night and he had his friend and they'd gone out and they, you know, were pretty loosey-goosey kind of guys and they went out for this night out. And halfway through the night, my cousin couldn't find his friend and the friend messaged him and said, oh, I'm on my way home. I've had enough kind of thing.

And my cousin got back to his mum's place and was like, he's not here. Anyway, they could not find him. The next morning they found him. He was sitting in the spa and the cover had turned back over. He could have died. I know. He is so lucky to be alive. I know. I know. Lucky the spa, the heater

wasn't on. Oh. So he was just sitting in the water. Oh, that gives me the shit. Okay. Everybody, I reckon it's time to do Dry August. What an idiot. After those stories. I'm not drinking anymore. He was very pruney. Bree and Clint. Time for Google Down.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Welcome to Google Down, where you could win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. All you have to do is back the winner. That's right. Clint, producer Claude, producer Ella are all going to go head to head KFC chicken dollars. All you have to do is back the winner.

That's right. Clint, producer Claude, producer Ella are all going to go head to head to see who is the fastest Googler. Gutted for Ella. She had the chance to achieve a three game winning streak. What? No, this still counts. No, you didn't play. Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't. You didn't play last week. Doesn't matter. I was sick. I heard that you lost last week, Clint. I did lose. I lost to fill in producer Brooke. Brooke had an amazing game, didn't she?

Yeah. Out of nowhere. Your streak's over. No, it's not. It's over. It's not over. It's over. I disagree.

Continue. Let's win. Bree, you're the boss. I'm staying out of it. I'm going to give you the rules. Here's the rules. I've put these exact questions into Google, and I'm looking for the first answer,

the most common answer that comes up for that exact question. If you yell it out first, you receive a point. First to three points wins. Are we ready? Ready. Question number one. How many weeks are there in 12 years? 625.714. What did you say? 626. No, 625.714. Clint has taken that point. It's 626.14. I would have accepted 626.

All right. First point to Clint. Question number two. What is the world record for holding your breath? It is 24 minutes, 37 seconds. That's right, Producer Claude. Ella, just there. You're very close.

You just need to stay calm. You're very frantic. Shush. Stay calm. There's a lot of pressure on this. Sorry. Sorry. Okay, Claude, you're on one.

Clint's on one. Question number three. What year did the webcam first come out? What year? 1993. Oh, no. 1994. 1994.

You've already put yours out. Clint got it because you said the wrong answer first. It's okay. Okay. It was 1994 is what comes up for that question. I have to accept your first answer. You know the rules. The Kinetics Quick Cam.

That's two to Clint, one to Claude. So bad. Ella, stay calm. This is yours. Okay, thank you. Question number four. Who is Tom Cruise's celebrity best friend? It is Jerry Seinfeld?

That's right. Is it? Really? Calm, collected, onto it. I don't know if that is true, but apparently they are good friends. I don't know if they're best friends. They don't seem compatible at all. Yeah, buzzy, eh?

But that's what comes up on Google for that question. Ella's on the board. See, stay calm. I'm good. I'm good, man. Clint's that question. Ella's on the board. See, stay calm. I'm good. I'm good, man. Clint's on two. Ella's on one. Claudia is on one.

Also, you answered that like it was a question. Jerry Seinfeld? I was taking my time. I was calm and collected and I got a point. How do you not know who Jerry Seinfeld is? Anyway, question number five. In what year did the Pompeii eruption take place? 1991.

Yeah, 79 AD. 79. What did you say first? I said 79. 20-something. I said no numbers. I said 79. 20-something. I said no numbers. I said 79. I'm going to give the win to Clint.

No, no, no. That's the game, which means, Gary, you backed in Clint for the win and you pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, Gary. Oh, cheers. Thank you. No worries. Good job, Clint.

Thank you. Thanks, Gary. I appreciate. Good job, mate. Thank you. Thanks, Gary. I appreciate that. Thanks, mate. Yeah. There it is. Google down for another week. Ella Roperball.

Hey, but you were right there. You just need to, I think you just need to calm your nerves. I don't know where this competitiveness has come from me, but all of a sudden it's out here. Yeah, this game gets you. It's this game. You're really riled up, man. You came last. It's not working for you. Oh, no, no. This game gets you. It's this game. You're all riled up, man. You came last.

It's not working for you. Oh, no. No. I was tied. I've seen the devil. Claudia and I were tied. For last. We don't say that.

Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and Clint that it's Cat Burns? You all right? Drew a complete blank. Couldn't see it. Couldn't find it. It's Cat Burns, though. Cat Burns. Cat Burns. Cat Burns. But do you know what Couldn't see it. Couldn't find it. It's Cat Burns though. Cat Burns.

Cat Burns. Cat Burns. But do you know what's coming up? What? Birthday Banger. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. I did know that. Yeah.

I did know that. Hard to forget Birthday Banger. We do it at the same time every day and it's where you can call us, tell us what your birthday is and we will tell you what was the number one song when you were having your sweet 16. Let's start with Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda.

Hello. Whereabouts are you calling from, Amanda? Auckland. Oh, lovely. Well, welcome to the show, Amanda. Tell us your birthday. 31st of May, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012.

And on your 16th birthday, Amanda, this would have been at the top. Shut up and kiss me. No need to tease me. You don't need to say no more. Shut up and kiss me. Rhys Mastin. From X-Factor Australia.

X-Factor? X-Factor. X-Factor Australia. Are you a Mastinatorator, Amanda? Apparently, I was, yes. Yeah, there you go. A lot of people were. Yeah. Yeah.

He was huge. He was massive. He was particularly huge with 16-year-olds. Yeah. The girls loved him. That makes a lot of sense, Amanda. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Holly.

Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi. Happy hump day. How's your day been? Oh, yeah. going to do a birthday banger for Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi. Happy hump day. How's your day been? Oh, yeah, pretty good for a Wednesday. Pretty good. Like, what would you rate it?

Oh, maybe a seven. Seven, okay. It's a pass. Could be better, could be worse. Yeah, it's a pass. Yeah, not bad. Holly, what's your birthday? 8th of April, 1999.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2015. And on the 8th of April, 2015, this was number one. Because I don't want to work on my own anymore. Won't you understand? Oh, this is such a good song, Holly. Yeah, I forgot about this song. Holly, you've got a banger from Jess Glynn. Hold my hand.

Kind of an underrated banger too. Jess Glynn, her voice is just so awesome. The way this song starts too with that ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Holly, I feel like you've got the underdog. Could come through with the win. We're going to do another birthday banger for Gabby. Kia ora, Gabs. Kia ora, Gabby.

Hey, how are you guys? Good. How are you, Gabby? Hey, how are you guys? Good. How are you, Gabby? Oh, pretty good, pretty good. Not bad. Where are you calling from? Dunedin. Oh, lovely Dunedin.

How cold is it there at the moment, Gabby? I'm in my car, so I've got it on 26 degrees. Oh, you drive around on a 26? Are you sweaty? Yeah, I love it, though. Yeah, it's a sauna. She's doing a sauna. I like it, Gabs.

Well, tell us your date of birth. 26 July 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And Gabby, this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Imagine if it was Nellie getting hot in here. My car never goes over 23.

My radiator would overheat, I think. Gabby, it's a good one from Miley Cyrus. Do you like it? Oh, I absolutely love it. Yeah, we've got three bangers today. All three are great. I wanted to vote for Reece Mastin. I think I'm going to vote for Jess Glynn.

Yeah, same. I think it stands out. vote for Jess Glynn. Yeah, same. I think it stands out. I think it's different. And I reckon there'll be some people here that will be hearing this Jess Glynn song for the first time.

It's a great song. So just give it a chance if you haven't heard it. It's an absolute churn. It's a banger for Holly. It's your birthday banger. Congratulations, Holly. Woo-hoo!

Thank you. Nice work, Holly. Brian Clint, coming out of 2015 ZM ZM, Brian Clint The winner of Birthday Banger Today is for Holly

It's from 2015 That was Jess Glynn And Hold My Hand Great song Banger No regrets Absolute banger That was my wedding first dance song that was Jess Glynn in Hold My Hand. Great song. Banger. Got to text someone who says, absolute banger, that was my wedding first dance song.

Oh, that's a great first dance song. Isn't it? Yeah. What a great, yeah. Because I feel like it starts kind of, you know, a little bit slower and then as it builds, that's when everyone kind of jumps in

on the dance floor. Not to mention the lyrics are perfect, aren't they? Yeah, they are. Aren't they? Who would have thought a song fits perfectly for a wedding day? Hey,

some people at a pub in Melbourne have been left shocked and appalled after they found out how the wait staff were talking about them behind their back. You never really think about this when you're at a restaurant, but of course they're talking about you. They have to have

like an identifier for you because they don't know your name. Well, wouldn't they just have table numbers? Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Be like, oh, the people on table 24? Because I mean, I used to work in a restaurant. Yeah. And that's, we never really talked about, unless they were a-holes, then we definitely

talked about them. You never said like hot guy table? Nah. Like, unless they were a-holes, we'd be like about them. You never said like hot guy table? Nah, like unless they were a-holes, we'd be like, oh, a-hole at table number 12. Right. Well, I don't think these people were a-holes. Right. I think they just got a shitty server.

Or maybe they were a-holes. It doesn't really say, but I don't, either way they weren't meant to find out how they were referred to. But how did they find out then? So when they paid the bill, they got the receipt and the receipt had an itemised list of what they had had on it. But on there was the note that went with the order that went to the bar and it said,

glass of Italian Pinot Gris, ice in it. Because it's a slightly different drink, so they had to add a note to it. Glass of Italian Pinot Gris, ice in it. They wanted ice in it. F-ing bogans. This restaurant did not approve of them wanting ice in their Pinot Gris, and they added the note, F-ing bogans.

But they spelt it in full. They did not write F, they writ the whole thing out. This table spent $220 in that restaurant. Rich bogans. And they still... Rich effing bogans. They still got roasted like that. They're driving the Maloo.

Or the GTS Commodore. The bright green one. They're driving the limited edition GTS. All right, don't have to show off your bogan colours as well. Effing bogan. Either way, though, I never meant to know about it Bogan colours as well. F-ing Bogan. Either way, though, I never meant to know about it. Like, the restaurant will be so embarrassed. They should, yeah, well.

Right? Jesus. It's just ice in a glass of wine. Can I just say, I don't mind a bit of ice in my wine. Yeah, and if you buff it really fast, the ice is not even going to be an issue. Yeah, I feel like, you know, I'll have ice in my red wine too. You put me onto red wine out of the fridge. It's so good. Yeah. Red wine

in summer. From the fridge is delicious. Yeah. Like way better than room temperature. But then some purists will hear that and they'll go, effing bogan. And if that makes me an effing bogan, then I'm happy to be here. It's not that that makes you an effing bogan. It's that you're drinking it out of a Holden pint glass.

It's the glass that holds the most wine. It's Holden, a whole pint. Yeah. Oh, $100.00, this is a really sort of, it's an interesting question. We want to know, when did the insult get back to you? You were never meant to hear about how the people at your work were referring to you or that people you thought were your friends were referring to you

or the rumor that was going around about you that wasn't true and probably was quite hurtful. But when did it actually get back to you? I feel like this has happened before in like text message. Like, you know, when someone may be talking about you or texting someone else about you and then because they're thinking about you, they accidentally text it to you?

Absolutely. I feel like that has happened before, definitely. I feel like I've done that before. I feel like it's like a thing that happens quite a lot. That'd be an easy way to find out about it. Or maybe it was some other way. If you want to share with us this afternoon, we can leave your name out of it if you want.

0800 dial ZM or you can text that story into 9696. Just make sure you text it to us and not the person that you're thinking about. Exactly. What was the horrible thing that you heard about yourself? Yeah, and it got back to you. Bree and Clint. We're asking you the question, when did the insult get back to you?

Some Australians were dining at a restaurant in Melbourne. They asked for ice in their wine. When they got the bill, they saw that they had been referred to by the waitstaff as effing bogans. I kind of love it. I don't think I'd take that much offence to that. If they were bogans, they'd probably wear it as a badge of honour. I'd laugh it off.

They'd go, too bloody right. I'd laugh it off. And then we'd get in our Commodore and we'd drive off into the sunset. Would you hit them up when you saw it? You'd go, hey, this is not on. Nah. You can comp me the wine. Thank you very much.

Nah, I'd probably just have a laugh. Would you? I'd probably try and get a free dinner out of it. Would you? Yeah, I'd be like, excuse me, I'll put this on Instagram if you don't go for me a free dinner. Oh, you are a bogan.

We want to know, when did the insult get back to you? What they were saying about you? You found out about it. Emma's here. Hi Emma. Hi Emma Hi. Tell us Emma when did you hear about the insult that got back to you? So it's kind of a funny story thinking about it now

I had just finished hanging out with my best friend and I refreshed my Twitter feed and I saw that she had been saying stuff about my relationship on her Taylor Swift fan account on her Twitter. Oh, no. And you followed, you knew it was her Taylor Swift fan account. Yeah.

Why would she do that? Why would she post it so publicly? Did she forget? How did she not think you were going to see it? I think she just forgot I was following her on it because she did have quite a big following base on that. Oh, no, and she would have forgotten. She just thought it was anonymous.

It is really funny thinking about it now. Are you still friends? Yeah, no, she's would have forgotten. She just thought it was anonymous. Yeah, it is really funny thinking about it now. Are you still friends? Yeah, no, she's still my best friend. Okay. Did you tell her about it, though? Were you like, you know, that thing you posted, saw it? I know it's about me. Yeah, I sent her a screenshot of it.

I was like, um, what? Um, excuse me, did she try and deny it? No, she didn't. Oh, at least she owned it. Well, at least she owned it. At least she owned it. Thanks, Emma. We appreciate that. Yeah, someone texted her and said, well, I found out I was pregnant from my sister-in-law's auntie.

Her daughter was friends with my friend, and that friend messaged me very confused. It turns out I'd just put on a bit of weight. And they were talking about you being pregnant. Oh, no.. Turns out I'd just put on a bit of weight. And they were talking about you being pregnant. Oh, no. I found out I was pregnant. I didn't know I was pregnant. Let's talk to

Rachel. Hey, Rach. Hi, Rach. Oh, this story is a doozy. Rachel, this happened to you on a date. Yeah, so I was actually the one who was saying the horrible thing. I went on a blind date and my friend texted me mid-date to see how it was going. And obviously I must have kind of, because I had just texted him because it was a blind date to see where he was and instead of

clicking the friend, I clicked his and I sent, he's old and ugly and I'm not interested whatsoever. And you sent it to the guy you were sitting across the table from? Yeah, and then his phone dinged and he looked at it and I realised what went on and we just kind of looked at each other and he's like, I guess that's the day over then. Like, wee. Oh, Rachel. Oh, I would have just died.

I would have wanted to crawl under the table and die. Yeah. Rachel, you... Because I was pretty brutal because I was just talking to my friend. It's pretty brutal. I get it. I get it. Karma.

It's pretty brutal. Karma's a bitch though, isn't it? I mean, I guess if I'm not interested, then it was good. The date ended quickly anyway, so... It's not like you were ever going to see the guy again anyway. Rachel. But you didn't expect for him to get the review, did you? Yeah.

Oh, Rachel, I actually didn't expect for him to get the review, did you? Yeah. Oh, Rachel, I actually feel so bad for you. That would be one of the worst situations. How old? Yeah. How old was he? I thought he was like 21 or something. I think he was like 30, which, you know, at 21 you think anyone's like old. Well, now you've just

insulted us to our faces, Rachel. Well, no, I'm 33 now I'm old now Rachel God damn it Rachel Yeah Thanks Rach Oh I can't, can you imagine

Yeah Oh no Double check, triple check where that finger's going Imagine you're sitting there And you've sent off the text and you're like, oh, that's a funny text. Ding. And you're like, oh, no. Oh, no.

Must be a coincidence. Got to be a coincidence. And then you just see his face and you're like, oh, no. Hopefully he's too old to know how to work his phone. Please, please, please, please. There's been a conversation and a debate that's been happening over a number of weeks within our show, and it all started with you, Clint, probably about a month ago, where you said on your social media

that you think men in their 30s cannot change their hair colour or hairstyle under no circumstances. No, you're putting words in my mouth there. I said it's weird if they do. Same thing. I said they can. Of course they can. But it's weird.

I said, it was more specific to me. I said, if I was to show up with a new hairstyle or a new hair colour, tell me you wouldn't look at me like I was having a midlife crisis. But you also said you think men in their 30s, it's just game over for them in terms of changing their hair. No, you're putting words in my mouth again. I think it's attention seeking.

I think unless you are the most fabulous flamboyant fashionista of a man, then what are you doing man? I'm going to go on the record. What are you, man? I'm going to go on the record. What are you up to? I'm going to go on the record and say you're wrong, and I disagree.

I think men should be encouraged. I'm not going to say just go out and do it just for the sake of it. Yeah, yeah, okay. But I feel like you shouldn't feel bad or hold back if you're wanting to. Like if you want to go get frosted tips in your 30s, I say go for it. Okay. two. Like if you want to go get frosted tips in your 30s, I say go for it. Okay, what haircut or style should I, Clint Roberts, 35 year old

father of two, what should I get? Shave it bald. Why not? I think that's the exception. Or buzz cut. I think that's the exception. What? Shaving it bald? Hold on, producers are wanting to weigh in on this. Shave it bald but leave just the fringe. Yeah, that's good.

The piss fringe. Yeah. The fountain. Yeah, just a little bit on the front. I had that. Straight across the eyebrows. Yeah, I had that. Why didn't you bring it back?

I had it when I was nine. Well, if it suited you then, that's a great point. What's changed, right? Yes, Ella. I also had an earring at that time too, should I get that back too? You're just a little bit taller now. Yeah. Why not?

I'm serious here and it's in fashion and you've just got to rock it with confidence but I really think you could rock a cool mullet. No joke. You should. I reckon he could rock curtains. That's back in. The middle part for guys is back in.

Again, I've had curtains. I've had curtains. No, but you've had curtains in the 90s. Correct. Curtains these days are different. You get a slight perm in there. Oh, a curtain perm? A curtain perm.

No. Why not? No, my wife would leave me. She would go, what is wrong with you? Ella's just figuring out what curtains are. No, no, Edna. I'm thinking you should do an Edna. What's an Edna?

Oh, from The Incredibles? The Incredibles. The bob. The short one. The short bob. Yeah, see, these are not things that I'm going to do. I've got it. I've got what he should do. I know what it is. He should bring back

the man bun. That's what he should do. I can see that. Undercut man bun. You do not mean that, and I know you don't have my best interests at heart, because for the last two weeks, you have laughed at people at the pub who have man buns in 2023. words you have used are can you believe that guy's still rocking a man bun i think i think a man bun you either suited or you don't and you know if you do yeah

and that guy at the pub the other week he he was in a full suit and then had this tight man bun with the with the high fade around it. Yeah, it's like me. I know I don't suit the middle part, so I don't go there. I just feel like I've found my haircut. I feel like I've found it. I feel like I've found the one that suits me. Isn't that sad, though?

Do you feel a bit sad that you're never going to have a change? Nah, because I think my haircut is great. No, wait, just think about it for a second. You're never going to have a different haircut or hair colour or hairstyle again until you go grey. Why try and improve on perfection? I'm joking. Oh, no. I'm joking.

That's fine. That doesn't daunt me. You don't want to just have the option? I'm happy to have the same breakfast for the rest of my life. You know? I mean, I guess the same breakfast for the rest of my life. You know? I mean, I guess it's an easy existence when you're just happy. When you've found what works. Yeah.

I know there's people that agree with me, by the way. I know I'm outnumbered in this room, three to one, but I know there are people that agree with me that... Men in their 30s shouldn't change their hairstyle. That it's... Yeah. That's what you're pretty much saying. Sorry, can I...

Okay. Men like me. Wait. So what are the other... Wait, wait. Men like me. So what are men like you? You need to put that...

We need to know what that is first. Pretty straighty 180. Kind of... Deads. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. I think All right. Okay.

I think we put it out there. I want to hear what people think. What did you think I meant? No, that's what I thought you meant. That's what I thought you meant. What do you guys think? 0800 dial ZM or you can text through your opinion

on 9696. I know what's going to happen here. You're going to get a bunch of people calling and they're going to be like, Clint should go blonde. That's what we're trying to do. I know that's what you're trying to do. Bree and Clint. I just want to start you're trying to do. Brie and Clint.

I just want to start this break by saying the Brie and Clint show does not endorse vandalism in any way nor does it encourage it. Unless it's real funny. Hey. I'm joking. I'm joking. We're allowed to joke aren't we? Yes we are. Yeah. It's a joke. It's a joke.

New Zealand politicians are urging New Zealanders to please stop vandalising their billboards. National Party candidate for Wellington Central, Scott Sheeran, is having a particularly hard time. Oh, Scotty. Because people keep cutting his first name out of his billboards and replacing it with Ed. Ed Sheeran.

Oh, come on. That's come on that's good it's good this tiktok is blowing up at the moment you might have seen it it's recorded in mount victoria in central wellington with sharon they cut out the name he needs a bit of pen but look ed sharon i know classic that's classic they then Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran. Anal. Classic. That's classic. They then also cut particular letters out of the national just so that it says anal. The billboard now says Ed Sheeran anal. Not as creative. Oh, you're not into that one, are you? Nah.

Nah. You're not into anal? No, I said not, yeah, well, you know. National Party leader Chris Luxon is. Did you just ask me if I was into it? No, I did not yeah, well, you know. National Party leader Chris Luxon is... Did you just ask me if I was into it? No, I did not ask you that question. I would never ask you that question. I feel like you just did.

I feel like it's none of your damn business. Don't try and turn this on me, okay? None of your business. Okay. How dare you ask me that question. She'll answer that question on her podcast. National Party leader Chris Luxon has urged vandals to give it up there is more important things to be doing guys if you feel strongly about something get involved

get off the sidelines get into the arena stand as a candidate yourself if you want to change something can i just say that is the worst advice i've ever heard i do not want someone whose hobby is vandalism running for parliament. What party are they going to stand for? Also, he's kind of contradicting himself because Christopher Luxon, there's a lot more important things for you to be doing than stop urging people to go and vandalise your billboards. I get it.

I get it. I think Banksy did an artwork one time which said, if someone is pushing an advertisement in your face, you, like, how did he even word it? He's sort of saying, you don't have to just sit back and take stuff that's being put in front. You don't have to. And you are going to get bombarded by these things. They're everywhere.

It is illegal to deface other people's property, but it is overwhelming how many signs go up during an election campaign. Oh, they're just, like, covered. Like, everywhere's just covered in signs. And some people, not naming anybody, are just begging to have a moustache drawn on them. Their face is just begging for it. I just had a great idea.

Should we do our own fun political billboard and go put them up around where the other political billboards are? Like ones that stand out? And should we encourage people to deface our billboard? Yeah, and people are allowed to deface our billboard. Okay. I reckon we go in full denim, like tuxedos. Double denim?

Yeah, double denim. Okay. And we do like an old 80s photo shoot. And why don't we tie a vivid to the sign so that you can come up and you can just have it at us? Yeah. Okay. Or we go naked. So then it's really a blank canvas. Okay.

Okay. Can we Photoshop my face onto someone else's naked body? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Mine too. Okay.

Claudia, is this in the budget? Is this something that we could get across the line? Oh, yeah. Surely. Cool. They would love that. Who in the budget? Is this something that we could get across the line? Oh, yeah, surely. Cool. They would love that. Who would love it? Naked.

The budget people. Naked Bree and Clint. Okay. And we can put, like, you know, whatever party over our privates. Yeah. The private party. The privates party. It's genius.

All right, just whatever you do, please don't vote for us, because Bree and I do not want to be in government. That would be a bad idea. That would be the worst possible outcome. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, that's Jonas Brothers Nick. Shit. Bloody hell.

Technically, I was right. That's the Jonas Brothers Nick. Yeah, that's how I'd say it too, yeah. It's a perfectly normal way of saying it, and jealous. And luckily, that's the end of the show. Time to get out of here. Big night ahead for all Australian football supporters. The Matildas kick off their game at 10 o'clock at night.

Are you kidding me? 10 o'clock at night? Mate, if you're a football fan, if you're a fan of the Matildas, doesn't matter about the time. Don't pretend you're not. Doesn't matter about the time. Do not pretend. If you've got that football fever, if you've got that passion, you'll be there, you'll be watching. Wilders, doesn't matter about the time. Don't pretend you're not. Doesn't matter about the time. Do not pretend.

If you've got that football fever, if you've got that passion, you'll be there, you'll be watching. Do not pretend you're not going home for a nap before the game. Yeah, no, I didn't say I wasn't. But I will be watching. I will be tuning in. Could go through to 1 o'clock in the morning tonight. It could if it goes to extra time, penalties, but Spain.

These are the bits that you live for as a sports fan. Exactly. These are the moments. These are the moments you have to stay up for and be tired for. Yeah. You know? Correct. Spain went through last night, the game in Auckland against Sweden.

They're in the grand final for the first time ever as a country. Can Australia do it for the first time ever? Defeat the evil England. When did England become evil? I love how it just turns into such a rivalry. Mate, get into it. What, you're an England supporter now? Nah, mate, but I just have belief in our team. Defeat the filthy English.

Mate, it's going to be a good game. Mash their faces into the ground. I reckon it'll be real physical. If you want to see a real physical game of football, then tune in tonight. It's going to be a ripper. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show.

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