ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th December 2022

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR Mumma Di wraps up 2022 Fridayoke with a Christmas twist One Second Song Challenge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Thank you. Hi everybody, welcome to the last Brie and Clint podcast of 2022 where Claude's doing live sound effects from her Christmas jersey and so is Ella. Is that, are both these yours? Yeah. Yeah, I thought so.

Not mine, definitely not. Oh, that's rude. I gave you the good one. Ella's dress is a jingly elf. You definitely didn't give her the good one, by the way. It matches my socks, Erwin. Oh, yeah. I see that.

Yeah, I've been quite loud. Are you a very Christmassy person, Claude? You've bought him three Christmas jumpers. I have four. Are you a very Christmassy? Yeah, adjacent. You're Christmas adjacent? Yeah.

What does that mean? Like, I like Christmas. She's not anti. She's not. Yeah, it's fine. Christmas non that mean? Like, I like Christmas. She's not anti. She's not. Yeah, it's fine. Christmas non-binary. Yeah, I like Christmas. I just think ugly Christmas jumpers are, like, a lot of fun.

The coolest Christmas jumper I ever saw was at this Christmas party that we had at our house, and we did a white elephant secret center. And someone put in there this Christmas jumper, and it had on it beer pong. So it was Velcro, like a beer pong cup kind of from the top Velcro and you had to throw a ping pong ball. And if you hit it, I think it said like something like, give us a kiss if you hit one or something.

I can't remember. Was a beer pong table in the shape of the Christmas tree? Maybe, maybe. It was a very good one. I was like, where the hell did you get that? That's a good idea. Put that on our business list. I could make those.

Along with corporate pigs. Yeah. Our workplace ham delivery system. Ham delivery. Nah, I thought we were going with ham jobs. Oh, yeah, ham job works too. That costs extra though. Corporate pigs is fun.

Yeah. Is that what you just said? Yep. Yeah. Welcome to the conversation. You zoned out completely. My eyes were really dry for a second. Where did you go?

I was looking at you. Where did you go just then? I was on the moon. Ioned out completely My eyes were really dry for a second Where did you go? I was looking at you Where did you go just then? I was on the moon I was thinking about my eyes Hey Yeah this is our last show And this is our last podcast Like recording of a podcast

There's going to be plenty of podcasts Over summer that Claudia has organised So I mean Anything anybody wants to get off their chest Before we get the fuck out of here? I like you guys a lot. What time you told them? It was like awkward departure chat after you've like spent a night

with somebody and the Uber has pulled up and they're like, so I had fun. Stay tuned for my lasagna live stream. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's going to be a fun time. You're going to make a lasagna on the live stream? Well, the podcast Yeah. It's going to be a fun time. You're going to make a lasagna on the live stream? Well, the podcast, some of the podcast listeners asked for it.

Oh, yeah. So I don't know. I'll see what I'm doing and what's happening because it's quite. That'll be a really long live stream, won't it? It's quite chaotic, yeah, because I make. Is there a vegan option? I make the sauce from scratch that has a lot of meat in it. Sorry about that. Is that vegan meat?

It's not vegan meat. You can make it with vegan meat, though. Up to you. Clint's secret Santa book. But then it's also got a lot of cheese in it and milk and butter. Is that vegan cheese? No. Vegan milk?

Is that oat milk? Thanks, guys. I'll put them on board. Is that nut butter? No. No. It's none of the above. Naughty dog.

But, yeah, my mum will probably be in the live stream if we end up live streaming. Oh, gosh. Let me know when it is. How is brianna's will she say i've planned i've planned a few pranks on my mom over the christmas break and some some videos um doesn't she listen to this podcast she won't listen to this one okay and and to be honest what's she gonna do about it i'm not gonna say what the pranks are she's not gonna know what they are always like on the watch for stuff she knows yeah she's always on the watch but never seems to remember she's on the watch. So keep an eye out for some videos.

I'll post some stuff over summer with my mum because everyone loves her. She's the star. You're just there. I'm just there. I'm just on the coattail. I'm on the coattails and I'm riding it into the sunset. You're the conduit to mumma die. You're the person through her. I'm the brains. I'm the brains coattails and I'm riding it into the sunset. You're the conduit to Mama Di. Yeah. You're the person through whom. I'm the brains. I'm the brains behind

it. Can I just say? Is she the brawn? She's the beauty. She's the babe. She's the beauty. She's the sexy front. She's the beauty. I'm the brains. She's Elvis and you're Colonel Tom. Is that what you're saying? Who's Colonel Tom? Have you not seen the Elvis movies? No.

Oh, sorry. It was a very Elvis movies? No. Oh, sorry. It was a very pointed and personal insult. Oh. Yeah. It was very, very hurtful. It's a good way to end the year, guys. For the last podcast, very hurtful. Let's go.

We've got booze to drink and- People to fuck. That's right. We've got Kendricks to Lamar. We've got Kendricks to Lamar. People have got- Ella's to Lamar people have got Ella's got

vapes to suck yeah can't man do that yeah

fuck fuck fuck fuck if you don't vape what's that right there

that doesn't sound like a sound effect oh my god imagine if my

mum listens to this mama diado coming in yeah

mum fuck see you everyone what the hell Yeah, mum, fuck. See you, everyone. What the hell?

Hi, and welcome to the last Bree and Clint show of 2022. The last one. What special things have we got planned? Do we get gifts? Are we going to drink Prosecco the whole show? Well, we got our gifts and Prosecco last night. That's true. What more do you want? Oh, it was good.

Like, it was everything I pictured and more. It always is. Bree stopped us as a team from eating from 2 o'clock. She's like, no more eating. We're going out for dinner. Well, 2 o'clock isn't that a harsher time, I feel. No, it was a good idea. Yeah. You still ate a sandwich at 2.30.

Yeah, because I can't be tamed. Don't think I didn't see it. Today on the show, on the last show of the year, lots of fun coming up. We're going to kick it off with the last Tradie vs. Lady of 2022. If you want to be crowned, not the ultimate champion, but, you know, the last champion. Winner takes all. Yeah, kind of.

We could play winner takes all. Let's play winner takes all. I mean, the Tradies would be pissed off after a whole year of leading. Yeah, true. Let's do it anyway! Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus lady. Here we go, the last game of tradie versus lady for the year. The scores? The ladies on 101, the tradies on 117. Let's meet our lady today.

She can't win it for the ladies for the year, but she can win 50 bucks for herself. She's from Auckland. She's 24. She doesn't like tomato sauce. Welcome to the show, Dana. G'day, Dana. Do you like barbecue?

It's okay. I feel like it's like Almost a little spicy Which I know is crazy But Barbecue Do you like mayonnaise Or is that a bit too intense for you Too spicy

Oh no I like mayonnaise I like the mayo Bring on the mayo You're taking on our tradie today He's from Taranaki He's 29 And he loves karaoke I knew we should have gone to Taranaki

With Friday Oki Live Welcome to the show McCain Hello K killed it. No, don't say it until he wins. Don't say it until he wins. Oh, I was going to say it. Yeah, say it.

If he wins, you know what you're going to say. I can't help it. All I want to do is say it now. I know, I know. McCain, what's your go-to karaoke song? John Denver, Country Roads. What a banger. What a tune.

Took me home. Banger. banger. What a tune. Take me home. Banger. Love it. Oh, lovely. Okay. McCain, your buzzer is tradie. Dana, yours is lady. Whoever gets the three first wins the last tradie versus lady of the year

and 50 bucks from KFC. So good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Name a flavour of chocolate you can buy from Whittaker's. Tradie. Ladies. Ladies. Yes, McCain.

Come on. Any of them. Yeah, that would have worked if you'd got it in time. Dana? Caramel. Yeah. We'll take it. One to the ladies. Just ran out of time.

You could have just said milk. Milk chocolate. Or white. I was going to say dairy milk. Oh, yeah. I see where you're at. Confusing. Alright, question number two. Top dick. Come back with this one, McCain. How old was the oldest Olympic medal winner? Were they 63, 72 or 77? Dana. Yes, Dana. Option B.

Was it 72? It was 72. That was a good guess. What sport were they playing? Bowls. Maybe equestrian. Not equestrian. No.

Some of the athletes are pretty old. 72 on the back of a horse. Oh, like Dreshash? Dreshash? Dreshash? Maybe. I reckon it was bowls. Oh, bowls.

Or archery. No? No. They're so powerful. Shooting? I don't know. Maybe. I don't know.

What's the score? I guess we'll never know. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one, McCain, to stop it. Dana, you can take it here. Question number three. McCain, you have to get this so we can say our big line at the end as well. Oh, yeah.

Otherwise it never gets said. Come on, McCain. Everything's riding on this. Let's go. Here we go. What is that? Buzz in. Lady?

No, that's not what the song is meant to be. Yes, Dana? Is it Kate? Oh, what's her name? I don't know. Kate Hill or something? No, Bree's messed with the sound again. No, I didn't do that one.

It's meant to be a clip of Elton John, Rocketman. Cancel this question. I didn't do that one. Cancel the question. Move on't do that one. Cancel the question. Move on. Move on. Question number four. How many taste buds does the average human tongue have?

Is it 1,500, 10,000 or 30,000? Dana. Dana for the win. Ladies. I mean, 10,000. She's got it. Well done. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Oh, McCain. No, you can't say it. You can't say it. You haven't done it again. No. Well done. No, you can't say it. You can't say it. You haven't done it again. No, no, we didn't do it again. Oh, McCain. Hey, Dana, though, you're the champ and you just won 50 bucks cash from KFC. Congratulations.

Thank you. You're the last tradie burst lady champion of 2022. You'll love this. Bree, I'm just reading this article that says, do we really need to wear deodorant? Oh, yes. Yes, we do. The experts weigh in. I actually don't want to hear what

the experts have to say. I want to hear what you have to say on this topic. Because I feel like there are some people in the world who can get away with not wearing deodorant. Absolutely. And my wife is one of them. She has migrated in recent years from a fairly hefty, she was

a Mitchum. A roll-on. Roll-on person to an all-natural deodorant. Yeah, some people can. Some people can. Some people can get away with an all-natural deodorant. And then there's the other type of person who can't. Then there's us other type of person who can't.

Then there's us. Yeah. No. An all-natural deodorant. I didn't realise this, but, because I tried one once, and I was like, I keep sweating. And then someone goes, yeah, they don't stop you from sweating. It's a deodorant, not an antiperspirant.

So an antiperspirant stops you from perspiring, but a deodorant just fragrances the sweat, the odour. Which is so grim when you think about it, right? That doesn't sound like a fun time for the other people in the room. I do get it. I do get it because the active ingredient in antiperspirant is aluminium. Did you know that? Yeah, I did know that.

That's the thing you're putting on your skin and whatever's on your skin goes into your bloodstream and do you really want to be putting metals into your body? Well, yes, I do if it's going to stop all of my t-shirts from going yellow under the armpits. Yeah, I mean, it is a bit of a trade-off. When the government starts subsidising Botox in my armpits, I will go to natural deodorant. That works. Yeah, I know.

I want that. But it's like, how much does Botox cost? So expensive. I will go to natural deodorant. That works. Yeah, I know. I want that. But it's like, how much does Botox cost? So expensive. So, I mean, not speaking from, you know, my own personal knowledge. Have you had some? In my armpits. Oh, you got your armpits done? Nah, I wish.

I'd love to get my armpits done. Have you had it done on your face? No, not me. No. Did you? done. Have you had it done on your face? No. Not me. No. Did you? No. Because you talked about it for ages.

No. Did you get it done? I'm all natural, baby. Oh, my God. All natural. That's why I use a natural deodorant. All natural. Right.

Okay. No Botox for this face. I thought it was getting harder and harder to surprise you recently. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. It's our last show of the year and the last time we're catching up with Dean McCarthy in

2022. So we thought we'd take a look back at the biggest stories that Dean has covered for us this year. Hi Dean. Hi Dean. Hi guys. I can't believe this year. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. I can't believe this is our last time crossing. It has been a wild rollercoaster in Hollywood. God, hasn't it?

There's been tears, tantrums, and tiaras. So I want to talk to you about the top stories that we have dealt with. Pride, lust, there's been divorces, money, everything. Let's talk about Bennifer getting back together and getting married. That was just a cute little 20-year catch-up on the two of the hottest people in Hollywood back together. Nick Cannon had 750 children this year. He started his own school this year. Khloe Kardashian, love her.

Cheated on again by Tristan Thompson, and she's had a baby with him, which was devastating. Britney Spears is free. We love that. She's been living her best life and actually got married to Sam Asghari this year. We love that. Pete Davidson dated Kim Kardashian to add to his list of hottest people in the world. We don't know what this guy's got.

Well, we've got a couple of ideas. He's back in a few good jokes. Yeah. Back in a few good jokes, I think. Big personality. Big, long-wind good jokes. Yeah. Back in a few good jokes. Big personality. Big, long-winded jokes. Yeah. Lots to go.

Kanye, Kim, divorced, and, well, I guess the nicest way to put it is Kanye West is being carrying on like a pork chop. Is it probably a nice way to talk about that? Yes. There's obviously a lot more there, but he's been on the headlines every week. But one story I think that captivated us was the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. I have never seen people glued to a television for weeks. It was everywhere.

And Johnny Depp actually won that trial, as you of course recall. And they're back in court right now, you know, with a few extra issues, trying to, you know to sue each other again basically but it was probably the biggest story. It has been a wild year in Hollywood. Never a dull moment though. It keeps me in a job. I really appreciate that. What a year to be a Hollywood

correspondent, Dean. You've been in there amongst a lot of it. We didn't even touch on Will Smith and Chris Rock. That was this year as well but there has been so much go down that it's just another thing in the list, right? You forget how much happens. Well, not usually this amount,

but this year's been crazy in the entertainment world. Dean, you are the best in the business. You're a huge part of our show. You bring us a scoop that we wouldn't otherwise get and an insight into a world that we don't really understand. So thank you very much for being part of the Brian Clint Show again in 2022. We love you and we really, really appreciate you. And thank you for bringing up our hotness factor all round, Dean.

We love you very much. If you need a bit more Dean McCarthy in your life, you should follow him at at Dean McCarthy on Instagram. You should buy some of his togs at Argyle Grant. You should just get a bit of Dean McCarthy in your life, everybody. The togs are so cool. Go buy them now. Love you, Dean.

See you next year. Love you, mate. Love you, guys. Bye, everyone. Bree and Clint. It is our last show. There it is. It is our last show of the year.

And something we've done for, I think, many years now is we like to get on Mama Di, who is a big part of our show, and just some final words to wrap up the year from Mama Di. And she joins us on the phone right now. It's another one of those sound effects from yesterday. I think that one is a hangover from yesterday. G'day, Mum. Hi, guys.

Sorry, I don't know what buttons I can push anymore. Just don't press any. Die, I just... Mum, I changed every sound effect on Clint's wall. Everything he presses was just my voice. I think that's fabulous. I'd have one of those at home. No worries at all.

You will. I'm going to be there next week. Yeah, you have the real life sound effect machine. And you won't be able to shut me up. Built in farts. Hey, it's been a wild year. We actually got to see you in the flesh this year, which was nice. You came over to visit.

We had you on the show. Stupid pandemic keeping us apart. But things have slowly started to get back to normal. How has the year been for you? How do you reflect on 2022, Mama Di? Well, I think 2022 is a year of going

into bigger and better things. That's for sure. It just has to get better, and we all just have to support and love each other. That's the main thing. And have a few rosés, right, Mum? Well, yeah, I'm just here at Jersey Cows having a rosé with some friends actually at the moment.

This is becoming a bit of a trend. Last couple of times we've called you, you've been on the rosés and I endorse it. I endorse the new Lucy Goosey Mama Di. Silly season for Mama Dye. How many Rosés deep are you, Mum? I'm only on to my second one, so you're very lucky. Oh, we'll call you back in 15 minutes.

Hey, now, if I know my mum, once she's had two Rosés, she's any ones? Well, particularly Ed Sheeran or a few of the others. Or Channing Tatum, as you like to call him. Channing Tatum. He can shanning all over your Tatums. No, mate. Look, I've got a setting at the table for him.

I am expecting him. My mum. So he better turn up. You know how my mum invited Channing to Christmas? Yeah. My mum genuinely believes there's a slight chance that he might be coming. That's your fault.

She's got bloody frigging Stockholm Syndrome from being pranked so often. It's highly likely Channing Tatum would show up. Hey, mum, question for you. If Channing, like let's just talk hypothetical. If Channing does turn up to our family Christmas, if it was on the table, would you sleep with him? One time only offer.

Oh, Jesus. Yes or no? All I can say is, oh, there'd have to be a hall pass first. Yeah, there's a hall pass. Dad's given the green light. Yes or no? Big Steve said he'll hold the camcorder. Yeah.

That's so funny. You always told me he was a bit of a tripod. No, there'd be one condition. There'd have to be one condition. What's the condition? You're on top. The There'd have to be one condition. What's the condition? You're on top. The lights would have to be turned off. The lights turned off.

I thought you were going to say he has to do that grinding dance from Magic Mike. Well, that's a condition of entry into the house. You know what they say on MasterChef, Mama Di? You eat with your eyes first. You don't want to see the Channing buffet in all its glory? No, but Clint, you can start in the light and finish in the dark. Okay, you're the... Okay, all right.

Hey, this has gone in a weird place. We were getting on for some wholesome memories of 2022, but this is where we've ended up. This is pretty wholesome. I'm going to have nightmares tonight. So, Mum, please let us know the next time you're on the Rosés and we won't call you. Hey, we love you very much.

We appreciate you being part of our show again for another year. And our application to have you on the show for 2023 is in the mail. So thanks for everything you do for us, Mumadai. No, thank you, guys. And just be respectful for everyone and just give everyone hugs and give the kids a magical Christmas.

Everyone needs a magical Christmas. I'm hoping you're going to get me heaps of gifts this year because all we hope for Christmas, remember, Mum? No, thanks for everything you do for the show. We do torment you and get you on the show quite a lot. And you're such a good sport and you're my favourite person in the whole world. So we love you very much and we'll see you in 2023. Merry Christmas.

Yeah, just show me the money. The nerve of that woman saying be respectful after she said those things about chatting Tatum. I mean, yeah. The nerve. She does kind of deserve some money though. Oh, yeah. The nerve. She does kind of deserve some money, though. We do. Oh, yeah.

Brie and Clint. Have you got the new sting handy? Oh, always. Always? Because I thought that I could do a bit of a yearly news wrap-up for the year. Welcome back. I'm Brie Thomasnell. This is your top news headlines for 2022. That's not bad.

That was not bad. Not bad, yeah. Considering how bogan I am. Bit nasally. Bit nasally. We can work on it. We can work on it. I think it's good to reminisce and go through what has happened this year

because there is so many things that you kind of forget have happened in 2022. I thought we could start with the biggest, I think, news story of the year in terms of, well, I guess it's under entertainment news, but Queen Elizabeth II passing away. A few moments ago, Buckingham Palace announced the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. The palace has just issued this statement. It says the Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. Yeah, not entertainment, I think.

It's like everything. It's politics. She was the head of the church, so it's religion. Yeah, it entertainment, I think. It's like everything. It's politics. She was the head of the church, so it's religion. Yeah, it's everything. It's everything. It was massive and one of the biggest news stories and moments in history that took place. Remember David Beckham got such good press out of it

because he queued up with all the normal people to go and see her lying in state and then he did that video for Qatar and ruined it all. And got paid heaps of money for supporting a country that doesn't support people that are gay. So not ideal. Another massive, you can't go past this story for one of the biggest news stories of 2022.

It was Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it. All right? Uh-oh. Richard. Oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.

It was huge. Best thing that's happened to Chris Rock's career in ages. Well, it slapped him back into the public eye. It did. I went to his world tour at Spark Arena. It was huge. Sold out. You couldn't get in. It was very, very big news this year. Let's move right along. This is

something that captivated the whole world. People were glued to this. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Do you find that Mr. Depp has proven all the elements of defamation? Answer, yes. That was massive. Yeah. Huge.

It was big on TikTok for some reason. Yeah. Like has a court trial ever been big on TikTok? No. It was, yeah, very, very big in the news headlines this year. Put him back on course too, weirdly. He's going to do another Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Yeah. Funny that. This was also

especially for me being Australian, but the announcement of Neighbours, the show being cancelled. And then uncancelled. And then uncancelled. Apparently it's coming back. Amazon's border. So, I mean... They're going to make it. Good. Yeah, but... What do they do now? They wrapped up the storyline. Exactly.

Exactly. Kylie came back. Jelza came back. Let's move on to politics now. Some of the biggest news stories from 2022. Boris Johnson resigning. It is clearly now the will of the Parliamentary Conservative Party

that there should be a new leader of that party and therefore a new Prime Minister. In the words of Jacinda Ardern, not about him, he's such an arrogant prick. But I kind of like him. Like I don't understand.

Do you? Yeah, I just, I don't know what it is. I think he just... Do you though? Oh, I'm getting the stink eye from everybody. Like, I don't understand. Do you? Yeah, I just, I don't know what it is. I think he just. Do you, though? Oh, I'm getting the stink eye from everybody. Nah, mate. Nah. Like, you don't have to hate someone, but you're saying you like him.

What do you dislike about him so much? Oh, he's just. Like, name, tell me the thing. Claude, tell me the thing. Red flag. So I've got a red flag. Yeah. And Boris Johnson is a walking red flag.

Why am I putting my reputation on the line for Boris Johnson? I retract my statement. One of the other biggest news stories. You can't name a thing though. One of the other biggest news stories Clint Roberts said that he loved Boris Johnson, thinks he's a top bloke. That was massive in the news. This next news story. The cancellation

of Clint Roberts. Yeah, this next news story was probably one of my favourite moments of this year. I watched it happen live. I was there in the moment and it was the Black Ferns winning the World Cup again. And in your life,

have you ever seen anything like it? From the depths of despair to World Cup winners once more. New Zealand are the champions. I felt that I was on a high for so long after that. Yeah. It was excellent.

It was so good. We saw Ruby Toohey six weeks after that happened and I think she was still drinking. She was still buzzing. She was still riding that high. And of course, we can't forget to pay tribute to some of the incredible people that we lost this year. Olivia Newton-John.

R.I.P. Taylor Hawkins. Shane Warne. Yeah. Betty White. Yep. The Queen. The Queen. Big White. Yep. The Queen.

The Queen. Big year, man. Big year, 2022. I'm always ready for a year to end. When we get to the end of it, I'm always ready to stick a pin in it, wrap it up, move on to something new. I know it's an arbitrary thing, but moving on to just a fresh page in the calendar, you know, it feels like a fresh start. Good to reminisce and then, yeah, onwards and upwards.

There are your news headlines of 2022. I'm Brie Thomasel. Join us next year for more of the same crap. Brie and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of the song. No hesitating. You only got one second of the song. No hesitating. You only got one second.

Oh, one second. So Brie and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. The boss lady of the One Second Song Challenge is producer Claude. Hi, Claude. Hey-o. G'day, boss. I'm thinking, since it's our last show, let's do it a little bit differently today. Okay.

I'm pulling the rules back a little bit. Yeah. So it's just going to be you guys versus each other. Okay. Which is only fair. Winner can have all the glory. And I'm also going to only ask for the song title. Whoa! The artist doesn't matter.

Interesting. Yeah. Interesting change of rules. Just the song title. Yeah. And the reason for that is that these are all Christmas songs. Which have been covered by everyone, you know? Gotcha, gotcha. Okay, let's do it then. You all right with that?

Yep. Okay, cool. So obviously your names are your buzzers. Okay. You just need to tell me what the song title is. Yep. Here's your first song. Brie.

Brie. It's just a guess. Last Christmas. I know it's not. No, it's not. Clint, do you want a free guess? Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Oh, it's a good one, but no.

Okay, keep going. Is that a cartoon? No. Frozen theme song? This is from The King of Christmas. Yeah, but what Buble song? It's beginning to Clint. What? It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. How did you know?

Hey. This is BS. I hate Booblay. All right, one to me. One to Clint. Okay, here we go. Good luck. Who's your next one?

Brie. Brie. I don't have to say who it is. You don't. All I want for Christmas is you. Exactly right. You can't beat it. Can't beat it.

You actually can't beat it. You can't beat it. I used to DJ in bars and around Christmas time you put this song on, Room Full of Drunk People, goes the F off. This is the Mr. Bright side of Christmas. That's such a good comparison. So true. Yeah. Okay, all right.

Okay, you won a piece. Here we go. It's number three. Great. Jingle Bell Rock. It didn't even play. So iconic. And we're doing it for Friday O'Keefe, so that's why you know this one.

Yeah, but name the artist. Oh! Yeah, Gareth. You could say anything, I don't know. I actually looked it up today. Imagine if you were wondering this was your one hit.

This would have made this guy a fortune. Totally. So much money. I can't remember which one I took, but I think this is Bobby Helms. Sounds right. Something like that. Okay, well two to three took, but I think this is Bobby Helms. Sounds right.

Something like that. Okay, well, two to three, one to Clint. Here is song number four. Clint, Snoopy's Christmas. Yes. Merry Christmas, my friend. Yeah. Banger.

Never heard it. That's the song that I know it's Christmas when I hear that song. I love this song. You know that's a Kiwi thing. Only famous in New Zealand. Apparently. Only famous here, yeah. So weird.

This is the tiebreaker then, eh? All right, tiebreaker. And it's certainly they listen to Bluey's Christmas. Oh, is that? Christmas bells, bluey's Christmas bells. All right, let's do a tiebreaker. Werner takes it all on this one. I don't know what the scores are of the year, but whoever gets this one. Wins everything. Yeah, master of Christmas. All right, let's do a tiebreaker. Werner takes it all on this one. I don't know what the scores are of the year,

but whoever gets this one... Wins everything. Yeah, it's Master of Christmas. All right. Here we go. Brie. Last Christmas. Debra!

Well done, Brie. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. That's the best Christmas gift ever. Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. All right. Time to rattle your dags.

Last Friday-oke of the year. That's right. Bree has chosen a Christmas-themed Friday-oke. We're going to do the Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Such good songs. And I was just joking before. I didn't. I knew where it was from. I actually wore that

You've never seen Mean Girls. I did. I wore the little red mini skirt while I sang this. Do a quote from Mean Girls. You're doing great, sweetie. One more. Would you like your muffin buttered? Have you actually seen it? Yeah, I have, believe it or not.

It's one of the five movies I've seen. Today we've both taken that on. What you're going to hear is Breeze, Jingle Bell Rock. Then you're going to hear my Jingle Bell Rock. And then you're going to decide who wins the last Friday Okie of 2022. And then we're going to rock around the clock. Yeah. All night.

And then we're going to rock out with our... Pockets out. Here comes Breeze. Hey, Bree. Yeah. Merry Christmas. Thank you so much. You'll say it back.

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle Bell swing and Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing, a bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time. Dancing and prancing in jingle bell square. In the frosty air.

What a bright time. It's the right time to rock the night away. Jingle bell time is a swell time. To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh. Giddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet. Jingle around the clock. Mix and a-mingle in the jingle and feet. That's the jingle bell.

That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell rock. Ho, ho, ho. Couldn't get flatter than that, guys. Because I wanted to do it flat because that's anything but what I'm going to do for Christmas. What? Not going to have a flat Christmas. Oh, oh, oh. You're going to have a top notch Christmas. Right. Not a flat Christmas a flat Christmas. Oh, oh, oh.

You're going to have a top notch Christmas. Right. Not a flat Christmas. Got it, got it, got it. And that went into your performance today. Yeah.

Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. Well, that might be the winner of Friday, okay? Hey. Well, this might be the winner of Friday. Merry Christmas,

you filthy animal. Thanks, Brie. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time

Dancing and prancing in jingle bell square In the frosty air What a bright time It's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell time It's a swell time To go riding

in a one horse sleigh Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and mingle in the jingle bell feet That's the jingle

bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell beat. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell rock. Rock, rock, rock. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, everyone. You're welcome. Our gift to you is embarrassing ourselves.

Festively. Festively. One of those is the winner of Friday Oki for 2022. We need you to help us decide which one that is. So if you want to, we need you to call 0800 DIALZM right now. Maybe you've got some departing Christmas critiques for us for the end of the year. The last

Friday Oki vote of the year. Do you want to have your say? Call now. We'll take your votes next. Free in Clint. The last Friday-okey vote of the year. Do you want to have your say? Call now. We'll take your votes next. Brie and Clint. All right, Friday-okey. Friday-okey. Speaking of Christmas songs,

we need to know who did the better Jingle Bell Rock. Was it Brie? That's the Jingle Bell. That's the Jingle Bell Rock. Or was it me? That's the Jingle bell rock. Or was it me? That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell rock. Rock, rock, rock.

I like how our producer Sam's put like an old timey effect on it. Yeah, same. Makes us sound like classy black and white. Yeah, makes us sound like Sinatra. Yeah. Dean Martin. Marilyn Monroe. We've got five voters ready to decide the winner of Friday Okie,

and Luke's going to go first. Merry Christmas, Luke. G'day, Luke. Merry Christmas, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you, Luke. Any feedback for us, Luke? Yeah. Sorry, Brie.

I'm going to have to go Clint. That's all good, mate. But I'm your favourite, though, eh? Oh, yeah, we'll go with that.'s all good, mate. But I'm your favourite though, eh? Oh, yeah, we'll go with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Thanks, Loke. Merry Christmas. Let's talk to...

Sanchea. Sanchea. Hi, Sanchea. Hi, Sanchea. Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Sanchea. What are your thoughts on Fridayoke?

I really liked Clint's one today. I feel like he gave me Bo Ripier Christmas advice. Oh, yeah. What was that guy's name? I don't even know. Bo, I think. Bo.

Bo Ripier. No, Vince Martin. That guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so do I get your vote? Yeah, yeah, you do. Okay, thanks, Sanxia.

Merry Christmas. Let's go to Danny. Hi, Danny. Merry Christmas. Hey, Merry Christmas, guys Danny. Hi, Danny. Merry Christmas. Hey, Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas, Danny. What do you think, Danny? Well, to be honest, when I first heard you, Bree,

I thought, oh, Clint's got this in the bag. And then I heard Clint, and I was like, nah, it's Bree all the way. Yes, Danny! You're keeping me in the game. I appreciate you, my friend. Have a great Christmas. You too. We've got two more votes. Have a great Christmas. You too. We've got two more votes.

Kate is here. Hi, Kate. G'day, Kate. Hi. You've got the ability to push this to a decider if you vote for Bree, but it's completely up to you. What are your thoughts on our Christmas-themed Friday-oke? Oh, it's pretty good.

I'm not going to push it to a decider, though. Clint's definitely got my vote. Oh, bugger. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Kate. Thank you very much. One more vote, because I've been so patient on the line.

Anastasia's here. Hi, Anastasia. Anastasia. Hi. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Who's your vote for? Clint.

Thanks, Anastasia. Well, there it goes goes Have a good one See ya That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell Rock Rock Rock

Rock There it is Friday Oki done For another year Maybe not coming back Next year Maybe not coming back Yep

Maybe we're not coming back next year. Maybe not coming back. Yep. Maybe we're not coming back after that too. You never know. Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Birthday banger. You know the drill. Three people. We find out what was number one on their 16th birthday and then we'll play our favourite song in full. Welcome to the show, Sianay. Hi, Sianay. Or Sianee. Sianee it is.

Sianee. G'day, Sianee. How are you, mate? How's your week been? Good. Busy. No, tell me the truth, Sianee. Out of 10, how's it been?

I'll be glad to go on holiday. See the back of it. Yes, Sharni. Yes, I like the honesty. There we go. All right, well, let's make it a bit better. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

18th of May, 1978. Right, that means you're 16 in 1994. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top of the charts. Banger. Ace of Base, The Sign, Sharni, you a fan? Cool. I used to listen to that a lot. Yeah.

Takes you back? Yeah. Probably in back? Yeah. Probably in your high school bedroom. You've got posters on the wall of all your favourite hot peeps. Thanks, Sharni. Let's go to Chris. Cue to Chris. Hi, Chris.

How are you? Good, mate. When do you knock off for Christmas? Next Friday. Next Friday? Looking forward to it. That's the common one. That's when the majority

of people are knocking off. When's Christmas Day, technically? Sunday. Two days after that. Father's Day. All right, Chris, tell us, mate, when's your birthday?

1st of September, 1963. All right, that means you were 16 in 1979, Chris. And here it is, your birthday banger. Oh, Chris, it's a banger from the dance. It's a banger. My age, your banger.

You into it, Chris? I'm into it. Yeah, good man. What an absolute tune. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Matt. Kia ora, Matt. G'day, Matt. Kia ora. Hey, guys. Yeah, good man. What an absolute churn. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Matt. Kia ora, Matt. G'day, Matt.

Kia ora. How you going? Good, mate. When do you knock off for the end of the year? Next Friday. Oh, next Friday as well. Everyone working bloody hard. What do you do for work?

I'm a truck driver. Oh, yeah. You guys work the hardest. Yep. Absolute, absolute. Except for those ones that have got a beard in the back of the truck. They are the ones working the hardest because they have to sleep in the truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Matt, what's your birthday? April 20th, 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And back on your 16th, this would have been number one. Banger! Banger! John! Yeah! What? Banger I love that one John Yeah

What Huge tune Matt Are you into it? Yeah I like that one Yeah they don't go good in the truck Yeah Okay wait there We've got to decide between Ace of Base

My Sharona And Usher I'm voting My Sharona all the way. I'm voting Usher all the way. We're going to a split vote. Claudia.

We're going to Claudia for the last decision of the year. Claudia, what's it going to be? I know exactly why Bree pointed at me. As soon as she said My Sharona,

I was nodding. That's the one. Yeah, baby. Let's go. That means, Chris, you've taken out the last birthday banger of the year. Boys.

Let's go, Chris. This one's for you, mate. Can we get a, oh, yeah, Chris? Oh, yeah. My Sharona. Franklin, is it him? Oh, my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some tight Sharona? Will you make my motor up, my motor up? Brian Clint. My issue of love

My issue of love Let me get a Oh yeah Is that where it came from? That's the winner of Birthday Bangers today You're listening to ZM, Brian Clint Took down Usher and Ace of Base. That was the pick of the day.

Producer Claude, thank you. Thank you very much. Bree and Clint. Please be upstanding for Bree and Clint show icon, Producer Claudia. He's got upgraded to icon. Thank you so much. That's not what he called you off air. No, it's not.

No, you heard it. I choose to ignore it. Guys, I'm trying to create a beautiful moment here, okay? Oh, sorry. We're back. Claudia's been with us for, what, six months? Six months. Yeah, you joined partway through the year.

You were replaced the mustached producer, formerly known as Producer Ben. I'm working on my mo, it's not quite as... Almost, it's close. You can have some of mine if you want. And in your time here you have fit in perfectly and Ella, you've both sort of, we've

had two new producers join our show this year and we have lucked out, lucked in with the producers that we've got because you are both excellent fit with our show and we appreciate you guys. Cute. Both of you have been digging in the archives to put together our show rap, which can't have been easy because...

Yeah, Ella's been working on the show rap video, which I know she's been working her tush off. So if you follow us on social, that'll be going out when, Ella? Tonight, baby. Tonight. Can't wait to see it. What kind of stuff can we expect in that, Ella? The caption says a lot of laughs, rude moments, Channing Tatum

and some dumb moments. We met Channing Tatum this year. Yeah, that was this year. Wild. So here is Claude's audio package, which is different. Claude, anything you want to say about this? Any statements you want to make before it goes to air?

Any touching words? Any nice things you want to say about us? It's been a great year, guys. It's impossible to fit in everything that you've done. There's just so much good stuff. That's good. That's really good. Everything was a highlight, eh? Everything was a highlight, so I chose the most embarrassing moments.

Perfect. Okay, here it is. Claudia's end of year Brie and Clint wrap for 2022. 2022. What a year that was from the first show of the year we're back baby it is 2022 to today's show

the last show of the year say hi guys hi hi hi there's been a revolving door of producers you said goodbye to a founding member of the team producer Ben in the best way possible. And then of course shortly after

Producer Anastasia left too. I'm kidding. It was a joke. Some amazing things happened this year. Dreams came true and Brie finally got to talk to Channing Tatum. Read Carolyn and Channing Tatum! Oh, f***! You did some very questionable

impressions. Pretended to be Irish. Let's hear the accent. Hey, Brie. Oh my god! Hello, chocolate lovers. I am the shadows. I need to reconnect with the people. Wait, did I just do a great Chris Hemsworth voice? And you ate a lot of weird stuff. Yeah, yeah. I need to reconnect with the people. Wait, did I just do a great Chris Hemsworth voice?

And you ate a lot of weird stuff. Yeah, yeah. I can't see. Hack to taking tablets. I'll throw it back up. The world's hottest chilies. Why don't we do a little taste test on it? A few minutes later.

This is a terrible idea. I can't talk. We won an award for our podcast, and Bree got another award. I mean, it was for TV, but still, we're proud of you. This one is for all the ladies who don't feel like they fit inside a certain box. If you could transfer some of that success into a radio award, that would be good. Four goddamn years we've been doing this show.

Four years. Four years. And together we've conquered our fears. Yeah, but even four years doesn't stop you guys from saying s*** like this on air. Let's have disposable thumbs. Was it pith? Pith. Isn't that what's inside oranges?

Pith. What's pith? PH fat. Man, that's some fat titties. Oh, sorry. The Palace of Versailles. Versailles. We just want to say a massive thanks to everyone we've had on the show this year.

Of course, Mama Di. Oh, Brianna. And Dean McCarthy. But most of all, to you awesome listeners. Hello, Quinty Winty. How are you? Lots of hugs and kisses. Oh, hi, Chris.

All right, we get it. What's the best beer in the world? Beer during a live rugby match. How old are you, Morgan? Your weenus is elbow skin. Weenus. Your laugh sounds like Santa Claus. Thanks for being with us.

Let's do it all again next year. Yeah, Claudia. Give it up. You know, when you condense us down into two and a half minutes, that sounds like a pretty good show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Claudia. Give it up. You know, when you condense us down into two and a half minutes, this sounds like a pretty good show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. When you cut out all the other shit. When you just have those bits.

Yeah. I vote next year we just play highlight reels. All right. Surely the show's been going on long enough now that we've got enough highlight reels to get us through. We'll just go through the archives of the last four and a half years. Yeah, yeah. Totally.

Absolutely. Also, don't say four and a half years. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Absolutely. Also, don't say four and a half years. It ages us. Oh, sorry. The last couple. I was in my 20s when I started this show. COVID's been hard for all of us.

That's depressing. It's okay. Especially, yeah, especially my boobs. They used to sit up here and now they're way down here. Well, Merry Christmas from Bree's boobs

and my boobs. Yours are tiny. Not mine. Yeah. Well, Merry Christmas from Bree's boobs and my boobs. Yours are tiny. Not mine. Yeah. Claudia, not Claudia's. Not Claudia's, though. They're special. One person and one person only.

Nice work, Claude. That was awesome, mate. Thanks, guys. Very well done. We loved it. Watch out for the rap video coming to social soon. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. That, everybody, is the end of the show for the rap video coming to social soon. Brian Clint.

That, everybody, is the end of the show for the year. The end of 2022. 22. 22. 22. Jeez, I'm already getting confused. Did you think it was 23 or 21? 23.

Yeah. I hate that period where it's like, you know, of weeks after New Year's and you keep wondering oh what is it? It's coming it's three weeks away, New Year's Eve is three weeks away people getting ready for Christmas, people getting ready for Rhythm and Vines, people getting ready for Summer it's going to be good to reconnect with everybody, you're going home to Australia

Yes I can't wait, first time in three years that I'll be with my family for Christmas. So I know, look, sometimes your family can be annoying AF, but these are the moments where you make the memories and you need to just be with family. So enjoy it, embrace it, eat as much as you can, and be safe on the roads.

That's right. That's right. Whoever your family is, whether the one you were born with or the one you've made yourself, have a great Christmas, everybody. And we'll be back in the new year. We're going to do a week of the morning show when we get back on the 16th of January, which will be good to change things up for a bit.

Yeah, that'll be fun. And can I just say, if you've been with us this year, maybe for a month, maybe for a week, or you've been with us from the start four and a half years ago. Thank you to all of you for another great year. We love all of you. Thank you for listening. And have a bloody fantastic Christmas and New Year's.

Ella, you want to do some mad dog barking to take us out? Oh my gosh, I thought you wouldn't ask. Ready? Ready. Ready. Podcasts keep rolling all summer, so check our feed. If you want, search Brian Clint on your podcast app. We've got plenty of stuff to keep you occupied over summer,

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