ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th December 2025
00:00Show requested, so here it is.As long as you've got da-da-da-da.It's Z-M's Brie and Clint podcast.Z-M's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC's summer bucket is back.Free reversible bucket hat included while stocks last.Hey!Did you know, Zat-Dak, Dik, Dik, Dik, Dik, Dek-Dak, Dik, Dik, Gensk,Good, good, everybody, welcome to the fourth to last
00:23Brie and Clint show of 2025.Oh, yeah.Can you believe it?Can you feel it?I can.Can you?I was talking to my mum this morning.Can you smell it?
00:35This is what Christmas is for me, guys,and anyone who lives away from friends and family will get this.Like, Christmas for me is like I talked to my mum this morning.Yeah.And my mum goes, all right, I'll see you on the weekend.And for me, that's nice.That's when I know it's Christmas.Yeah, yeah.
00:53And my mum and I are going to head to the shops on Sunday.We're going to do some last minute Christmas shopping.Then we're going to go home.and cook for probably three days in the lead-up.Cook and drink for three days in the lead-up for Christmas.That sounds lovely.What a good time, eh?Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08Oh, yeah.Yeah.I did a little bit more thinking about the Christmas presents that I'm going to buy today.Oh, yes.And that was about as far as I got.Hey, well, at least you're thinking.I figure we finish on Friday.And then everyone's going to do their Christmas shopping next week, aren't they?
01:25So I'll just do it when everyone else is doing it.Yeah, that's a horrible idea.Yeah. But, but if you haven't had time to do it before then, then it is what it is.It is what it is.And you just get it all done in one place. Just pick one more.It is hard to find the time in the lead-up.But you are a last-minute gift buyer.I remember last Christmas you did the same.
01:51Yeah.Everything kind of last minute, huh?Yeah, I like the pressure.I used to leave all my assignments to the last minute as well.I feel like I don't before well until.What?ADHD, me.What you just described is a classic.
02:07It was one of my biggest signs from the psychologist that I had ADHD.I told you, let me try some of that medicine to see if I've got it.The only time I can get things done is when it's under pressure and I have no other choice.Yeah.Ah, well, maybe I could get a diagnosis for Christmas.Fun show on the way.We'll go searching for a name.in a haystack later on, but first Trady versus Lady, where the ladies are looking to narrow it up.
02:35They can't win for the year, but they won yesterday and they can finish two behind theTrades on 104 if they win the rest of the year. It doesn't really matter. We're just havinga bit of fun at this stage, and there is still 50 bucks cash from KFC every day.It does matter because pride is on the line. Oh, yeah?Pride matters, mate. Yeah.Because what are we without pride?ADHD apparentlyOh 800 dials at M
03:0450 bucks up for grabsA good cash injection before ChristmasIf you want to come and get itLet's kick things offWith a bit of Benson Boone todayI reckonShall we?Are you getting distracted
03:16Are you changing the music again?No no just figuring out where I amRoss is changing the music againPlay ZDEM's Bree and ClintIt's TreatyVersus LadyThree, two, one, let's go.That's right.
03:31Fourth last game of the year,and the ladies are on 100 wins for the year.The Trady's on 106.We've lost our lady.Oh, no.She's dropped off, so we need an emergency ladyto call through right now on 0800 dial ZMif you're keen to jump in,
03:47last minute and play Trady versus Lady with us.Give us a call now.We'll meet our Trady in the meantime.He's calling from Auckland.He's 36, and he coaches basketball for the under 10s.Welcome to the show.Andre.Gide, Andre.
04:00Hey, other 10.Any of the under 10s dunking at that age?Yeah, dunking but missing.Dunking but missing.Missing the rim altogether.Who do the 10-year-olds idolize these days?It wouldn't be LeBron anymore, would it?Who's the player they all want to be like?
04:17I think it's still LeBond.A lot of people are everybody to know the players.Yeah.LeBron James is most popular.Stephen Adams?Are the 10-year-olds into Stephen Adams?Nah, not really.Oh, sad.
04:29If you were saying, NBA,I know Stephen Adams isn't there, but, yeah, they don't really know.Yeah, Buzzy.They have my trip on there.Oh, okay.We've got a lady.It's still to go.Yeah, we've got a lady for you to take on.
04:42She's in Tohanga, she's 40, and she is our emergency lady.Welcome to the show, Sarah.Hi, Sarah.Hi.Thank you for calling in last minute.Have you ever played before?No, I haven't.Oh, great.
04:56Beginners' luck.for you. Well, it's very simple. Your buzzer is lady, Andre Trady. You buzz in with that whenyou want to answer a question and the first of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks from KFC.Good luck, guys. Here we go, guys. Question number one, name a type of food you might eat at a Bunning'swarehouse. Lady. I'm going to say Sarah just got in.Sausage. Sausage. Sausage. Oh, sausage sozzle. What else could you say?Oh, sausage is what I was looking for. A vegetarian sausage? No, they've got a cafe, butMy dog got into one of the bags of dog food in there the other day.
05:31Ah.There was like a little hole in the bag of dog food and Merrill was chowered down.Who's buying their dog food from Bunnings?It's a good deal.They've got great dog stuff at Bunnings.Okay.Yeah, it's hot tip.Okay, one to the ladies.
05:43Question number two.What was the name of the girl group that Camila Cabo was a part of before going solo?Lady.Yes, Sarah.Was it a pussycat dog?No.No?That was Nicole Scherzinger.
05:57Andre?Make it up.Spicecles.Spice girls, great guess.Worth a shot?We were looking for fifth harmony was the answer.Remember they had that song, Work from Home?What a bang-up.
06:14Yeah.What an absolute tune.All right, no points there.We move on to question number three.Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.Sarah?Uh.Say anything, Sarah.
06:36Uh,oh, I've lost it.Nah.Do you know it, Andre?Andre?Do you know this?Oh, no, the stories are coming to me.Yeah, who?
06:48You're coming to me.for Queen, guys, Queen.No points there. We move on.Question number four. Who currently holdsthe title of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?Is it Brad Pitt? Jonathan Bailey or Steve Buscemi?Lady. Yes, Sarah.Jonathan Bailey is correct. She knew that one, didn't you? Sarah.
07:19Well done. Two to the ladies.Andre, you need this one to stay in at. Question number five.which country did the sport of curling originate in?Was it, yes, Sarah?Oh, was it Iceland?No.Worth a shot, Andre, you get the multi-choice before you get to have a free shot.Is it Sweden, Squatlan or Canada?
07:45I'm going to go just wild goose to Canada.No.It was Squatlan.All right, no points there.We move on to question number six.which Aussie singer has a hit song called Chandelier.Lady.Sarah for the win.
08:03She's got it.Well done.She's a lady.Oh, oh, she's a lady.Tough day, Andre.It wasn't to be for the tradies today.It's all good.Sweet as.
08:17Call back and play any time, Andre.Sarah, it's a good win from you, mate.Especially as an emergency ringing too.Yeah, very impressive, and another good win for the ladies takes them to 101.ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.Are you having a big Christmas this year?Fairly.My parents, my wife's parents, our family, of course.
08:42Yeah, but yeah, a few people give or take, you reckon.I reckon there'll be about 15 people at our house.About 15, that's a decent Christmas.Yeah.Decent Christmas.It's more that can what fit around our dinner table.Yeah, yeah.Where are you going to sit every day?
08:54everyone. We'll do a kids table. Of course. Yeah. I still get sat at the kids table sometimes.It's because of your youthful skin. Thank you so much. I was talking to a friend of mine.I was going to say reading age. On the weekend. And she was telling me that she's hosting Christmas at her house this year.Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's exciting because that's not normally the case. Normally it would be at her mom and dad's house.But she has decided to take on that responsibility this year. Give her parents a rest.Nice.And I was like, oh, so you're doing the cooking and like, what do you need to get organised?She's like, I'm cooking for 42 people.
09:3442.Hey, 42?She's having 42 people.No, you get KFC.If you're having 42 people, you get KFC.That's a lot of buckets of fried chicken.A lot easier than cooking for 42.Exactly right.
09:47People only have one oven.I said, what do you mean?These are Italian friends of mine.Oh, yeah.So I was like...Oh, they'll bring a plate then, won't they?Normally, yes, everyone in the family will bring a plate.But still, I'm like...
10:02So everyone bring a plate?You live in suburbia.You live in a...If your plate requires any time in the oven,you need to put it into the spreadsheet hereand mark out how much time you need.Yeah, like, strategy-wise,cooking all of that food in a normal person kitchen.
10:17Plus, you don't want all those people in your kitchen either.No, too many cooks.You just want the head honchos.You know?There's going to be a lot of cold salads.Yeah.Four or five broccoli salads, maybe a one-box salad.The meat can be cold too.
10:32The ham will be cold.The ham can be cold.That can be pre-done at someone else's kitchen.The turkey can be cold if you're doing turkey.But 42 people, not every...Where are they going to sit?Where are people going to sit?They live in a suburban house.
10:46It's like a three-bedroom, two-bathroom house.Yeah, yeah.That's Christmas, isn't it?That's Christmas.That sounds awful.You just make it work.I said to her, I was like, did you know that there was going to be that many?She's like, you know how these things go.
10:58It wasn't meant to be that many.I think it was meant to be around 25, which is still a lot.That's a big jump, though.It's still a lot.But, like, that's like double.It's like everybody decided to bring a partner that they didn't tell you about.Yeah.Wild.
11:12Fun though.It would be a lot of fun.A lot of kids, which makes it fun.You'll miss it when you're old and no one invites you to Christmas anymore.Are these all the things you tell yourself to try and make it?Yeah.Better?Yeah, yeah.
11:24Oh, it'll be everyone who will help clean up.No, I'm keen for a busy day.I'm keen for a full-on day.You would hate it.No, no, I am.No, no, I'm keen for a crazy day.I am.Okay.
11:34And then I'd like everybody to leave the next day.Okay, I'll bring my entire Italian family over to your house.Yeah.And we'll see how much you like it.Cool.I'll send my family to your house.We'll do a trade.Yeah, yeah.
11:48I thought we could ask, because I found it quite interesting,because that's one of the biggest Christmases I'veheard of. I'm sure there's bigger. I'm sure they're smaller. I want to know from people this afternoonhow big is the Christmas you're having this year or how small is the Christmas you having thisyear? We're having a pretty small one at my family house. Can you beat 42 people? Yeah, how big isit? Or as your Christmas just you and the dog? Because this is what got me thinking because mypartner's, my brother-in-law, I saw him on the weekend and I was like, what are you doing forChristmas because he's from Perth but he lives in Sydney and he said oh well my parents are in
12:25Perth and his partner is coming over here to New Zealand he's like I'm having Christmas onmy own and I couldn't be happier about it he's like I'm calling it rotmus rotmus I'm gonna playPlayStation eat the food I want and just rot yeah and to be honest it'd be fun for oneChristmas wouldn't be bad eh doesn't sound like a bad time sounds quite nice actuallyOkay, let's find the biggest and smallest Christmases we can find this afternoon.Dead end, Franklin.How big is your family Christmas or how small is your Christmas this year?Yeah.
13:01Are you having everybody at your house or nobody at your house this Christmas?And how do you feel about it?Yeah.Just because you're spending Christmas alone doesn't mean that you're upset about.You might love it.Like your friend who said they're doing Rottmas.Yeah, Mary Rottmas, he's calling it.Or this text, it's just me and my two dogs for Christmas.
13:19It has been for a few yearsAnd I wouldn't have it any other wayLove thatYou know?Dog Christmas is a good ChristmasLet's go to Kerry firstI know 800 does it inMerry Christmas Kerry
13:29Merry Christmas KerryMerry Christmas, guysAre you having a big oneOr a small one this year Kerry?It's quite a big one this yearIt's like our familyLittle tiny backstoryMy Nana was one of eight children
13:44Only one of her siblings left nowAnd we thought it would be greatfor everybody to get togetherin our wider family.Yes.Oh, here we go.So I think each of my Nana's siblings had three or four children.They've all had children.
13:57Yep.I'm part of kind of the third generation.Yeah.I've also got children.Okay.I think a rough tally I did the other day, there'll be about 85 of us.85?At your house?
14:10Well, no, no, not at my house.So we're a Māori family.We're going to our Farno Madai.Oh, my God.So I was going to say, if this is a...Sharing the load.That's wonderful.Yeah, I was like you're going to have to rent out a football field to hold all these people.
14:22You would have to put on a traffic management plan in your street.Yes, honestly, they really would have to be.Traffic management would be needed in my street.Carrie, that sounds bloody fun, though, because how many kids do you reckon they'll be there?Oh, I think probably at least half of that will be kids.Oh, that's great.I mean, like, under 10.Yeah, see, that's the magic of Christmas.
14:42What's your job on the day?Kerry, what are you going to be in charge of?Oh, look, I'm just going to help wherever I'm needed.We've all kind of put out a bit of a listWe have a big Fano group on FacebookAnd there's a bit of a list of jobs that need to be doneAnd food that needs to be organisedAnd so we've all kind of put our names to things
14:58AndGod, how many, how many Christmas hamsWould you need to make Kerry to feed 85?Oh, wowI was going to say words that were not allowed on the airA lotThere would need to be a lotI think, I reckon you'd need probably two old pigs
15:14Yeah, okay, 85 is the record so farWe'll go to Haley. Hi, Haley.Hi, Haley.Hi.Big or small, your Christmas?Very small.It's just me and my partner in Raritonga.Lovely.
15:26So are you guys flying out?What day?Christmas Day.Christmas Eve.Christmas Eve, even better.So you'll wake up together in Raritonga on Christmas Day.That's the one.And we get to do Christmas Eve twice because they're a day behind.
15:39Oh, yeah.And what will you just go to the restaurant?I guess for dinner.You won't have to cook anything.I don't know if it's even nasty.They'll be eating.There'll be a lot of drinking.I see what's happening
15:49there, Haley. Are you guys doingSecret Santa?Oh, probably not.Just the two of you?Kind of takes the fun out of SecretSanta. Little Pat.Yeah. It's the first time ever we're flying in firstclass, so I'm really going to enjoy it.
16:02Oh, Hayley.Merry bloody Christmas.Okay, that's good, too. We asked you,big or small Christmas, someone textedand said, we're Dutch, the youngest of 21 grandkids,plus aunties and uncles and my cousin's kidsadding up to 60 or 70 people each year.It's a big day.
16:17I always forget my own family member's names.Jeez.That's a lot of people, eh?Yeah.Christmas Day is just my three boys and I haven't had my three boys under one roof in seven years, so I'm bloody excited.That's fun.That'll be good.Single.
16:34Christmas on my own for the past five years, I always volunteer myself working on Christmas and New Year's Day.That's nice.Good on you.That's lovely.Someone else said in 2023, I had 54 people at my house for Christmas.Christmas. That's a lot. That's a big Christmas.Where's the one about the big dinner table? Here it is. I'm the eighth of ten children plusmum and dad, so Christmas is always big. Our dining table was 18 feet long. It used to be a
17:00reading table at the Auckland Law Library. Then everyone partnered up. So then that's 22.And then the grandkids started to arrive. But then dad died and then mum and everyone moved awayoverseas. So last time we all got togetherwas in 1997. Oh man, they gotsad towards the end, didn't it? I wonderif they could like bring it back.And then we had to cut the table and halfbecause it weren't enough people. Yeah.
17:24Oh.Thanks, Quinn.Someone else said one Christmas, I was on homedetention. So my entireextended family came around tomy dad's where I was living for Christmas.I tried to count and Ithink there was about 60 people.
17:38I was 17 or 18 at the time.Or because you were on home detention.And everyone's like, oh, we guess we have to go to such and such as house.You would have to be on your best behavior.Because they could have been anywhere that Christmas.Yeah.But they had to be within a 60 metre radius of the modem that was plugged in in your kitchen.God, that would have been a great year to play tag with that person.
18:01You're it.And then everyone just runs across the barrier.Just step off the boundary.Yeah.All right.Thanks, everybody.Z names Brian Clint.This is the tea.
18:12One of the biggest albums to come out this year was the Lily Allen album.She hadn't released one for eight years.And it was an album that took down her ex-husband, David Harbour, and his mistress.Such an interesting album, the West End Girl album, because it was a real story.Like from start to finish, it took you through their marriage and it opening up and her finding out him cheating.Might be the best breakup album ever written.The mistress, one of the, what, you disagree?The look on your face then was like, absolutely not.
18:49I think you're going to say of the year, but ever written?It's pretty good.Okay.It was good.What would it be for you?Probably the Fleetwood Mac Rumors album.Yeah, that's good.Or that A-Mond song where he's like,
19:04F you, you ho, I don't want you back.That wasn't an album.That was one song.It was an album to me.Okay.Anyway, the song Madeline, if you've heard it,is actually written about a woman named Natalie Tippett,and she has gone in on Lily Allen on Instagram.
19:23She's just started a big rant.Really?Yep.Do you want to hear what she wrote?Yes.She said, I did not have a three-year affair with anyone.I'm unsure why this person wants so badly to pit people against meor create this narrative that we both know is false
19:39based on the actual messages that I have saved between us.The same ones that have now been referenced in a song without my consent.I don't weaponise women against women for the behaviour of men,especially not in an open relationship.I'm wishing her all the success, money, healing and happinessand whatever else she's seeking through this.She also added that she's a human being and not a character someone created.Oh, shut up.
20:08You didn't have to out yourself as the womanBecause she gave you a fake nameShe called you MadeleineOh people figured it out alreadyOh okayYeah people had figured it outWell just shushIf you just shush it will just go away
20:21Is that the right attitudeOr is that the wrong thing to sayEventuallyI don't knowI just feel like we're on Lily Ellen's side hereBut I guessI guess this woman doesn't have the same platformThat Lily Ellen has
20:31To tell her side of the storyI get what she's sayingLike it was David Harbour's behaviourand he technically is the one that's in the wrongbecause he was married and committed to Lily Allen.And obviously he broke the rules of their situation,whatever that was in their marriage.Yeah.
20:50But I also don't believe that she didn't know any details about anything.No.Because he would have been like, you can't say this.Lily Ellen's very famous.You know?But who knows?Who knows what really happened?The only people that do are David.
21:07harbour in this tippet woman.And everybody who listened to the Lily Ellen album.Some bangers on there, I'll tell you that.Oh, what?Well, she's had this.Maybe this woman should release an album, too.I mean, that's what happened when Amon released his and then his ex-released.She did If You Write Back.
21:27Yeah. And to be honest, I feel like I like that one more.It might have been the greatest reply to a breakup song ever.Whoa, is this what it sounded like?Can you imagine Amon?He has this song, he releases this song.He's obviously heartbroken because he's written a whole song about it.It goes massive.And then his ex comes out and releases a song and does just as well.
21:55If you right back.So good.I gave you all of my trust.I told you.Remember?It's a real whiny voice.No, way different to what I remember.Yeah, I think hers was better, to be honest.
22:13Come on, this has hit a chorus.The radio edit is hard, does not hit as hard, does it?No.Z&M's Brie and Clint podcast.TVNZ Plus have released their top shows for 2025.And can I just say shout out TVNZ Plus.Definitely the best free streaming platform in the country.And it's great to have it, isn't it?
22:52Obviously, we are proudly neon till we DIA.But you know, you've got to have a free option.Yeah, and TVNZ Plus is our option.Well, is it free?I think a taxpayer money funds it.Yeah, still.So actually, you are paying for it.You better use it.
23:06It's not coming directly out of my bank account.You better use it, okay?They take the money before it comes into my bank account.Anyway, do you know the top 10 shows?Yeah.Rude.Wait, top 10?Top 10, yeah.
23:18Don't.Are you saying, anyway, no, I'm not going to say.What?Rude that Celebrity Treasure Island is not in there.I agree.We didn't have a season go to air this year.Oh, what are you complaining about then?My season of Taskmaster went to air this year, though.
23:36I don't think there were enough episodes, you know?Mm.Something.Yeah.Okay.Do you want to go through the top ten?Not really now, no.Oh, I know how many of these you've watched.
23:47Number ten?Mm-hmm.The 10th biggest show on TV NZE Plus this year?Tulsa King.Anybody watch Tulsa King?No.No.That's got Sylvester Stallone, though.
23:58Oh, yeah.I'm pretty sure.Ten.Number nine, we watched.What?The Hunting Wives.Oh, we definitely watched that.Claudia, did you watch Hunters?
24:06I haven't, but it has been sold to me.Apparently I'd like.You would be into it.You would be all over it like a rash, Claudia.Because you love hunting.Because you love wives.You love the sister wives.Yeah.
24:22Let's just say, raunchy.Brunchy.Hot and heavy.Who's the girl in it?Britney Snow.Britney Snow.I mean, I don't know.Oh, you know that, but I haven't seen it.
24:39Number eight, these are the top ten biggest shows on TV NZ Plus this year.This show was phenomenal.And I assume all of these shows are still up there to watch, Day of the Jackal, with Eddie Redmayne.Did you not watch it?Nah, it was on my list.But I never got around to it.Very good.The season two coming.
24:58I was watching reruns of Celebrity Treasure Island to be on set.Me too, me too, but in between Day of the Jackal and a lot of hunting lives.Number seven, Code of SilenceCode of SilenceNo, don't worry about itDon't know itNumber six, always in the top tenstreaming or otherwise
25:16Hyundai Country CalendarOh, it's a classicHave you watched it?Yeah, I love itYou with a farming background would really like itI really like itIt's been going for I think 115 yearsYeah, there's a reason
25:28It's a TV show and it's fantasticAnd it's fantasticNumber five, the fifth biggest show on TVNZ PlusLove Island UKReally?That makes sense.That makes sense.The UK one, obviously, not the American crap.
25:40And not the Australian one either.Yeah, they're showing one's average, too.Number four, rogue heroes, which I haven't watched.Rogue heroes.I think that was the World War II one.Oh, don't just googly.No, I didn't watch that.Number three, got an absolute pounding in our house this year.
25:58Bluey.Oh, Bluey.TVNZ's got Bluey.But they can't stick any ads in it.That's the problem with Bluey.Well, because it's a kids program.Yeah, I assume that's what it is.And they're real short.
26:09Number two, the second biggest show on TVNZ Plus this year was The News.Oh, yeah.It's crazy to me that the news isn't the first thing when you open the TVNZ app.Like you've got to go down, you've got to go down like 10 clicks or something until you get to the news.Yeah, it's so far down, isn't it?Why isn't the news the main thing?Gillette's the most expensive thing that you get and most important thing you go.create. Put the news first.
26:36Yeah.I don't want to tell TVNZ how to do their job, but, you know.Put the news up the top.That's my idea. And the number one show.Anyone want to guess on TV and Z Plus was for 2025?Was it?Was it that show with, what's the name, Bailey?Jonathan Bailey.
26:53No, not Jonathan.Bill Bailey.No.Black Books.Oh, the after party.That show was fantastic.No, it wasn't the after party.It was the rookie.
27:02After the party, I think it was called.Oh, no.not so good.The Rookie.I didn't like that show.The Rookie.Our producer Ella loves The Rookie.The Rookie's huge with Gin Z.
27:11Yeah, people love it.I tried to get into it.And I was like, eh.Sad for Shortland Street that they didn't even crack the top 10.Yeah, that's really sad.Shorty Street, I get into Shorty Street.No, you don't.Yes, I do.
27:25I do.They hook me in with their storylines.Do you?Yeah, like, I'll catch, like, when I'm watching Treasure Island,I mean, why wouldn't you?Celebrity Treger Island. Fantastic show.Should have been on the list.I'll catch five minutes at the end of Shorty
27:41and the storyline pulls me in.Oh, that cliffhanger is classic.My favourite show I watched on TV NZ Plus this year was the 12.Oh.And it had Sam Neal.It had Sam Neal in it.Fantastic show.There you go.
27:56Well, there's some ideas for you over the Christmas break.Everybody?What, did you say there was a special mention?A special mention for Taskmaster and Celebrity Treacher Islands.No way.At the top of the list.Crazy.The ZDM Podcast Network.
28:15I think it's time we do a good, quick emoji update.Emoji update?Yeah, emoji update.What's in, what's out?What do we use them?What are we not using?What's cool?What's not?
28:26What's hot?Do you like to use emojis that are cool?I just use what.feels right in the moment.Yeah, me too.Yeah.Me too.Let's just have a bit of a vibe check from everyone in the room.
28:38What is our most commonly used emoji, Clint?Cry laugh.Me too.Yeah, me three.Cry laugh followed by the gritted teeth one.I do like that one as well.Those are my top too, I reckon.So the cry laugh is our top.
28:56And just checking what generation?Millennial.Yeah, Claudia.Millennial.Yep, same here.Apparently, that is the top emoji used by all millennials.Yay.Yay, we're basic.
29:10We are normal.Is the, yeah, cry laughing emoji.I also use sunglasses guy emoji a bit.Oh, you would.Yeah.You're such a sunglasses guy.Yeah, you are.And I sometimes use single tear laugh emoji where the teardrop is above the head.
29:26You know that one?Oh, yeah.Which one?Laughing but a single teardrop above the head.It's giving anime that one.A little bit, eh.Which I love.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:34I do love.I use the smack, like, palm to the face all the time.Oh, your face palm.That's one of my faves.Yeah.Palm to the face.Palm to the face.Face palm.
29:45Face palm.Face palm.Face palm.Yeah.Palm to the face.Face palm to the face.Face palm to the face.Face palm to the face.
29:54Face.Taco emoji.Taco emoji.This is the new apple, apple, apple, no, pineapple, apple apple pen.No.Bipi epi.Turns out we're not cool.Who would have thought?
30:09It's not what the Gen Zs are using.They're using the skull emoji, which we already knew this.We've known this for a long time.So, because this is the article that's doing the rounds.I'm like, this is old news.What I've done is I've asked Chat GPT,what are the most common emojis used by millennials?Oh, good thought.
30:26And by Gen Zs, do you want to know?So for the Gen Zs,Zetas, their most common used emojis amongst that generation is the loudly crying face.What's loudly crying?So it's the actual crying face?The sob one.Yes.Ho!
30:44That one.Yes.So they use that often for strong reactions, like especially intense humour or dramatic feelings,rather than the crying, laughing face that we use.Right.They use the skull emoji.They use the wuzzy face emoji.They use the woozy face.
31:01They use the sparkles a lot.I use a few sparkles.I use sparkles.Which is used for vibes.Oh, yeah.And they use the hyacinth emoji.What's the hyacinth emoji?It's like a flower.
31:15Oh.I don't think I've ever even seen this emoji.And they also use the moose emoji.I've never seen that flower one.Yeah.It says that.But I'm not cool.We found out before.
31:28So let's, okay, let's just do a bit of a vibe check.These are the mojis that chat GPT says all of us millennials use.So let's just see, we've got millennials here.Yeah.The red heart.Love red heart.Who doesn't love the red heart?Yeah.
31:41I mean, it just conveys the exact emotion, you know?The smiling face with smiling eyes, like with the little blushy face.Yeah, it's cute.It's great fun.Winking face.Yeah, naughty.Are you using the winking phone?Yeah.
31:55Are you?Yeah.Give me the context of when are you using that?Um, uh, no, no, we'll wait.Um, you know, it's when you're feeling a bit cheeky, you know?Okay, like, in what context?Oh, like, oh, a couple beers tonight, wink.Or, um, should we get takeaways tonight, wink?
32:17Right.No, okay.Okay.Um, and.Through personal your emoji use.I feel like it is too.I feel like it conveys who you are.Who you are quite a lot.
32:27Mm.Mm.Mm.We just learned that Clint uses the wink emoji a lot.Well, most million eels do.Most people don't know this about you, but you wink quite a lot in person.A big winker.Yeah.
32:41You're a massive winker.Like some people ask me, they're like, what's Clint like?Total winker.I'm like, he's a massive winker.Huge winker.Huge winker.Probably the biggest winker I know, to be honest.Always winking in public.
32:55And I'm like, can you stop winking at all the girls in the office?I'll wink every day.It's weird.Yeah.Like you'll be at, you'll be...I'll be...I'll be at the vending machineand someone will walk past
33:05and you'll just give him a wink.Well, I didn't catch me midwink.A guy came into the toilets the other dayand it was just me and I was looking in the mirror.This guy caught me midwink in the work toilets.Yeah.People don't know this, but your favourite movie,Hoodwinked.
33:20Yeah.Anyway, that's enough of that, I think.I don't need to ask Chat GPTwhat the boomer's favorite.emoji is.What do you reckon?Thumbs up.I'll text us on 96696.
33:35Text us on 966 just with your favorite emoji.Your most used emoji.Hey, Dad, my surgery went well.I'm in recovery at the moment.Thumbs up emoji.Clint replies with a wink.No.It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast.
33:52Breanclint, the Christmas tree and the Santa emoji would be getting a pounding right now, wouldn't they?Oh yeah.Santa emoji's good.Is there reindeer emoji or is it just regular deer emoji?I hope there's a reindeer like a Rudolph.What are the Christmas emojis?There's a big sack, I think, from memory.Oh yeah.
34:13Hold on, here we go.Christmas.Oh, there's two snowmen.There's a snowflake.There's a present.Christmas tree.Undecorated Christmas tree.Santa.
34:25Glass of milk.Reindeer.Slay.candle is apparently a Christmas emoji.You've got different ones to me.Do I?I've got Christmas tree with lights on it.Yeah.
34:37Christmas tree with no light.That's what I said.Christmas tree decorated, Christmas tree undecorated.Santa, Mrs. Claus?Oh yeah, I can hold down Santa and then I can...Or you can have black Santa.That's cool.Is Mrs. Claus and then like another one that...
34:53I don't know who that is.Who's that?Oh, who's that?Who's that person?That's Santa's sidepiece.Who's...That's Santa's mistress.Yeah, interesting.
35:05Okay.Oh, there's plenty of Christmas emojis.Anyway, let's get classical.Oh, I almost sent Black Santa to my accountant just then.Whoops.This is Let's Get Classical, the game where we usually go against our producer Ella,but she's not here.So it's me versus you today, Brie.
35:25All right.The best of the worst.Claudia's in charge.Hello, Claudia.Hello.So for the year, you guys actually have more points than Ella.So technically you guys have already taken out the year in this game.So do you want this to be winner takes all?
35:38Oh, I see.Oh, like between us.Because you guys have won as a team, but we need to see really who the best is.Yeah, last goal wins.You could do that.Okay, the way it'll work.This is let's get classical.I've taken pop songs, reimagined them in like a classical way.
35:52And you guys need to guess what they are.And we're working in teams.first team to three points wins.Okay.Would you like to...Actually, you're not working in teams.No, we're just...Me versus Clint.
36:02Me versus Bray.I just disappeared for a second.Okay, buzz in with your name.I need the artist.It's like when you pull into your drivewayand you've got no idea how you got there.He just sit there like, what?Okay, first song, here it is.
36:25Oh, it's familiar.Oh.Is it a Christmas song, Claudia?It's not.Nah, it's a pop song.Ella would have had it months ago, guys.Yeah, she would have.She's one of Ella's favorite artists.
36:57Brie.Brie.I know it's Harry Stiles.Do you know what it's called?No.I know, I know.As it was.No, it's not.
37:09Harry Stiles golden.It is.Shit.I gave him that.I co-tailed that one.Yeah, you sure does.If you hadn't said Harry Stiles, I wouldn't have got it.Okay, very good.
37:22One point for Clint.Okay, here's another one.Bree.That is Olivia Rodrigo, driver's license.It sure is.Thank God.Did you know that, Clint?I did.
37:45Big Olivia Rodrigo guy.Yeah, I know that about you.I am actually.Name six songs.Name three songs.Driver's license.With not driver's licenseDejaVu
37:57YeahI guess you didn't meanWhat you're rollingOkay we are all tied up at the momentSo this is for the win for the whole yearIt's all leading up to thisHere it isClint
38:20Taylor SwiftAnd the fate of OpheliaYou've got itYesBig Taylor Swift guyI knew all that Taylor Swift that my kids listened towould come in handy one dayThat bloody song
38:41Hey ThomasThank you for backing me inYou are the winner of 50 KFC chicken dollars this weekCongratulationsWoo-hoo, thank youNo worriesCan you name any Olivia Roderigo's songs, Thomas?I'm far from the two that you named.
39:01None.They're the big ones anyway.Once you get those, too, you've got the test.Appreciate the honesty, Thomas.It's ZM's Breinclin podcast.I've thought of a new thing for us to do on the show.Yes.We have to do it this week because it's called Christmas catch-ups.
39:16Okay.You know, when you use ketchup with someone you haven't talked to all yearand you're like, oh, I should call so-and-so for Christmas.I love a Christmas ketchup.So we're going to have Christmas catch-ups for people that we'rewe've never met before, okay?We're going to call random businesses.What are we going to catch up about?
39:29And Claudia's going to time us to see how long we can keep this Christmas catch-up going for.Oh, so this is a small talk exercise.Effectively, yeah.You're going to go first and you're just going to make it last as long as you can with this stranger.And this afternoon, you will be calling the busiest butcherry in Auckland, the Westmeyer butcher.It's BS.It's peak season.They don't want to talk to me.
39:58You're going to keep them chatting, okay?It's time for catch up.God.I knew I should have picked the place.West Nets, what's your good afternoon?Hello, sorry.What was your name?Glenn.
40:15Glenn, I knew that was you.How the hell are you, Glenn?I'm pretty good, thank you, and how are you?Yeah, not bad.Glenn, you know this time of year.just crawling to get to the end.You know how it is?I do indeed.
40:29Are you guys busy there at the moment, Glenn?Not at this particular, not at this minute, but it can change in a second.Yeah, okay.Well, I just, while I've got you, Glenn, what are your biggest specials at the moment?Because I was going to, because I talked to Sandra,and she said she was down there earlier todayand that you guys had some really good specials on.No.
40:51No. I've got no specials on at the moment.Oh, okay. Okay. Maybe she's talking about the other butcher in town then,because, you know, she's not loyal. You know, Glenn?She's not loyal like me, Glenn. You know, I'm loyal.It's good to have the loyal customers.Are you catching up with the family for Christmas, Glenn? What are you guys doing on Chrissy Day?What am I going to do? I'm going to sleep all day at Christmas Day.Oh, how bloody good, Glenn.
41:22Who's doing all the cooking for you guys over there?I'll probably let my mum do that, eh?That'll be good.What's your mum's name again?My mum's name is Denise.Denise.How is Denise?How is she?
41:37Denise is great.Oh, she is such a lovely woman, that mum of yours.Yeah, she's beautiful.Can you tell her that I said hello?Oh, well, I'll let her know.Okay, good.I'll catch up with her.in the new year because I know she does get busy.
41:53She does quite a lot of cooking in the lead up to Christmas.All right, Glenn.Well, I'll let you go and all the best for Christmas.I'll come in and I'll see you soon.I'll grab a leg of ham and some other bits and pieces off you, hey?Lovely.See you then, eh?Bless you, Glenn, you good-looking unit.
42:10I'll see you soon.Bye, Joel.See you.Bye-bye.See you.Bye, Glenn.Okay.I'm too God.
42:20I have to do.Okay, okay, okay.I had to wrap it up.Okay, that was outrageous.I don't know if you just got a chatty-cathy and Glenn.Hey, I'm from the country.I love to talk.When you were talking to about the meat specials for a minute,
42:37I was like, this is BS.This is not a catch-up.This is not a catch-up.This is a business call.I bought it back on track.I asked him how his mum was,asked him what he's up for Christmas.That's a catch-up to me.
42:49I think it counts.Time, Claudia.You wouldn't read about it.Two minutes and six seconds.Too long.Too long.That's the game.That was too long.
43:01I'm going to call our local pubThe Empire Tavern.Good luck.Thanks for calling the Empire Teven.Sorry, we missed your call.Are you kidding me?Are you kidding me?Looks like I'm the winner.
43:15What do I win?A stupid game.You didn't even get a run on the board.You invented the game.canceling the game. I started the game. I'mkilling the game. I want to play tomorrow. That wasso fast. Let's play again.Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint.
43:29It's Tuesday, and on a Tuesdaywe go looking for aname in a haystack.It isthe hardest game on radio, and we've said thatfrom the start, and boy, have we provedourselves right. Every weekit goes up $50,
43:44and this week, it's at$2,650.That's a lot ofhave failed attempts at this game.We get a random name and we call a random businessand if the person with that name answers, they win.We have a stringent randomisation process here at the Brian Clint show.We get one producer to choose the name
44:05and one producer to choose the location.They don't discuss it.No.Usually Ella is one of those producers but she's gone on holiday early.Must be nice.Nice for some.We've had her write the name down before she left and put it inside an envelope.I've got a lovely pink envelope here.
44:20Okay, Claudia, please reveal the name that our producer Ella has left for us.Oh, what did she pick? Like Julio or?Ella has chosen.Yeah, what did she choose last time?Sebastian.Sebastian.Guys, it's no better.Raphael.
44:33Ella has chosen Francesca.Francesca.Are we calling an Italian shop?Well, Claudia has the ability to choose one.No, but she's already picked it.Yeah, I've already picked it.Okay.So it keeps it fair.
44:48No, in the past, we've,let them think about where the name could be or whothat person could be. We have.Have we? Yeah. I'm speaking with my gut here.Yes, that's why Ella chose Sebastian when wechose the Dolphin and Whale Safari. Let's calla pizza shop. Where are wecalling, Claudia? I think, since
45:04it is, you know, the weeks leading upto Christmas, we're going to go to Galton'sChristmas World, which is the biggestselection of decorations in New Zealand.Okay. The happiest place on Earth. The happiest place on Earth.And Francesca could work at a Christmas shop. She could. Yeah, yeah.She could. Right, Claudia. When you're ready,please connect us to Goulton's Christmas World
45:23where today if Francesca answers the phoneshe'll win $2,650 cash instantly.Last attempt for the year.Oh yeah.Last go.Last bite of the Christmas cake.Last chicken Santa's pants.This is Shona.
45:43Hi Shona. It's Brian Clint calling from ZM Radio Station.How are you?Merry Christmas, Shona.Merry Christmas.We have a silly old game Shona on our show where we calland we try and get a specific name to answer the phoneand if your name had have been Francesca todayyou would have won $2,650 cash.
46:04Oh, well I'd better say at work then.Yeah, I know.No one at the store has the name Francesca Shona?No, unfortunately not.Bucker it.Oh, well.Hey, how's the Christmas rush going?How's Christmas at Galton's?
46:19Very well.Thank you. It's going well.Oh, delightful.What's the biggest sellers this year, Shona?Christmas decorations.That makes sense.That makes bloody sense, Shona.Well, Merry Christmas, Shona.
46:32Thanks for talking to us.Fortunately, I'm in the right game for that.You are, mate, you are.Merry Christmas, Shona.Have a good one, eh?You too.Bye-bye.Okay, see you later.
46:40Well, I want a fitting way to end the year.We ended it?She was a doll, though, wasn't she?She was a doll.We ended this game, how we started it.Next year's our year.Oh, it's got to be a year.I kind of want it to hit five grand.
46:53Oh, man.I want it to be, like, substantial.Hey, guess what?I think you're in for a drink.I think it might even go to 10.Francesca.We need to get Ella off the name picking.If there's anyone listening right now called Francesca, can you text us?
47:09You won't win anything.I just need proof that Francesca's...Exist.Still exist.Yeah.Would we have accepted Fran?I think there's one on News Talk, Z.B.We would have accepted Fran.
47:20If it was short for Francesca.Yeah, that's true.What else is it short for?Um, Frenny.ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast.I saw this interesting TikTok from this woman who said,if your English is very good,then you should be able to understand this joke.
47:45Okay.So this is a good joke.Anyway, listen to what she says.She explains.quite well. If someone starts acting like their English is perfect and they've never made a mistakein their life, then I always tell this joke to see if they laugh. There's no way that you'regoing to be able to understand this joke unless your English is perfect. Interesting. So thisjoke, she believes, is a great way to tell how your English is. If your English is perfect.
48:14Okay, gotcha. Yeah. We've asked for a non-English speaking person. So,So English is not their first language to call up to test this joke to see how good the English is.That's you, Tamara.Good afternoon.Hi, Tamara.Oh my God, hello.This is so exciting.What's your mother tongue?
48:33Tamara, what's your first language?I speak Spanish.I come from Chile and South America.Beautiful.Great to have you on the show.How long have you been speaking English for?I've been speaking English for quite a while, but properly, properly only for like the last three years when I moved here.Mara, your English sounds better than my English.
48:53Thank you.I have put a lot of effort into it,and I have tried to not be around Latin Americansjust to be around Huey.But now I do miss speaking Spanish,and my mom has told me offbecause I have forgotten quite a few words in Spanish,so she tells me off every time we call and I forget a word.
49:13Do you feel like, Tamara, the less you speak Spanish,you do lose it?A little bit, only a little bit.And, of course, I'm not in, I don't know the new words that come out.Like, you know how the new generations have this new weird, like, words that we don't even understand.Yeah.I'm really lost with that now.I feel like very old.
49:35Okay.Well, this is going to tell you how your English is going, this joke.So you're saying tomorrow will only find this funny.Yes.If her English is spot on.Exactly.Okay, here it comes.Are you ready tomorrow?
49:46All right. A pony goes to the doctor and he's got a really bad sore.throat. He's coughing and he's coughing and he can barely talk and he's talking. He's talking likethis and he says, Doc, you got to help me. And the doctor says, oh my goodness, let me take a lookat you. He does x-rays. He does all the tests and then he looks up at him and he says, you know what?I think you might just be a little horse. A little what to her? A little horse. A little horse.Oh, my God.Tamara gets it.She gets it.
50:23It just wasn't funny.You know what's funny?You know what's even funnier guys?Yeah.I'm actually a VAT.Really?I actually do X-rays and animals.She's like, this isn't a joke.
50:39This is a real life.Exactly.I just finished my work chef and now you're talking to me about work.You are literally the perfect person for this joke.Yeah.The joke not only was.your English is not only perfectit's actually too good
50:53it's yeahbetter than oursyeah I just wanted to say alsoI'm really thankful to be hereit's my first time calling but I hear you guysevery time going to and from workdid you just say what we think you saiddid you just say
51:06go Tamarago tomorrowour hottestour hottest accent listenerTamarafirst time callerthanks for callthrough, we appreciate it.
51:22No problem.Thank you for having me.That's awesome.You are welcome.There is Brinclent.All I want to my birthday,birthday banger.All right, here we go.
51:32Birthday banger time.Number one songs when you turn 16.We'll play our favorite one out of these three.Michelle is here to bang this afternoon.Kilda, Michelle.Hi, Michelle.Kilda.What's been happening for you today, Michelle?
51:47Oh, just work, hey?Yeah, I hear you.What do you do, Michelle?And do you get a Christmas break?I do get a Christmas break.I finish on Thursday.Oh, yeah.Do you get a Christmas bonus, Michelle?
51:59Do you get a ham?Oh, no.No.Me too, Michelle.Maybe next year.I'd take a ham.I wouldn't turn my nose up at a free Christmas ham.Isn't this economy?
52:10If the bosses are listening?Hey, Michelle, what is your birthday, mate?The first of the 12th, 1997.All right.Happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago, Michelle.You were 16, though, in 2013, and here's your birthday banger.It's Calvin Harris, isn't it?Peak Calvin Harris.
52:34This is off the 18 months album.Is it?I'm pretty sure it is.I think so, yeah.This is a banger.Wait for the drop.What do you reckon, Michelle?Oh, that's actually such a banger.
52:47Yeah, you can fist pump to that one.Yeah, absolutely.Okay, wait there.Michelle, we're going to do a birthday banger for Danica.They're going to do their partner Wendy's birthday banger.Hi, Danica.Hi, Danica.Hi, how you go good?
53:01Good, thank you.How long have you and your partner Wendy been together?Oh, like 16 years, 17 years.Had to think about that one, didn't you, Danica?You're like, oh, Carrie for one, I guess.Long enough that it's baked.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Hey, Danica, what is your partner, Wendy's birthday?
53:188th of September 86.All right, that means you were 16.She was 16, sorry, in 2002, and here's Wendy's birthday bang.Oh, it's Avril.Just like how long Danica and Wendy have been together.It's complicated.You reckon she'd like that one, Danica?Yeah, everyone likes it a bit of Avil.
53:45Oh, who doesn't?Absolutely.She hasn't aged a day.since 2002.One more for Cassandra.Cura Cassandra.Hi, Cassandra.How's your day been, mate?
53:57So far, so good.So far, so good.Good.Well, let's see if it continues onwith your birthday, banger.What is your birthday?The 8th of July, 1983.All right, that means you were 16 in 1999.
54:09And Cassandra, on that day, this was number one.Vintage BrittanyI haven'tlike thought about this song in yearsHave you?No, it's not the Britney you think of from 99NahWhat do you reckon Cassandra?
54:31Yeah, I think there's a pretty good bingerI like itYeahIt's nice, Kevin, it's unusualWait there, we're going to have different talk about thisEverl needs to goOnly becauseIt's played in Friday Jams
54:43It's the most mainstream of the optionsI do love itBut I like the other two moreagainst the song.Calvin Harris under controland Britney Spears sometimesare not the Calvin Harrisor Britney songs you think of.
54:54No.Can we play both from the startand we'll just pick up a vibe?I might be anyone.Banger.Long fool out in the sun.Or.I know what my vote for is.
55:13It's Calvin Harris.Tell me.Oh, I'm so torn.Okay, you want to do this?I'll do this.You'll go with me on this.Yeah, I'll agree with you.One bit more Calvin Harris, hold on.
55:30You got Calvin Harris still there?But every time you...Oh, God.I'm genuinely...And the drop is good, too.Torn down the middle.Okay, let's go to Claudia then.Claudia?
55:45Claudia, pick the winner.You're going to have.hate me, Bree.I feel like the vibe's right for Calvin Harris.No, I'm torn.Yeah, we're torn.Okay, give me Calvin Harris then.Sweet.
55:56Decision made.Michelle, you've won birthday banger.Well done.Let's go, Michelle.From 2013, his vintage Calvin on ZM.ZM's Brinclin.Banger.Calvin Harris with a lesso, it's called Under Control
56:20and it's the winner of birthday banger from 2013.Don't think about the fact that that song is 12 years old.Don't think about it.I didn't until you brought it up.Especially if you're a millennial.Don't think about the fact that that song came outin your prime minute was 12 years ago.No, I didn't until you bought it up.
56:34Good, don't think about it.Yeah, good.Don't think about it.Someone's just text through and said,did I miss the original Christmas song release?No.You haven't missed it.It's tomorrow.
56:44But I just want to say,um, Sam and I,the audio engineer.We've finished it todayand it will be on the air tomorrow.And trust me,you don't want to miss it.We should book in a premiere.
56:59Claudia's heard it.I just want to get like a bit of a vibe.What do you think of it, Claudia,the Brian Clinton original Christmas song?I'll premise it with I walked in going,it's going to be good,but like, you know, it is what it is.It was incredible.
57:12Like, honestly, 10 out of 10.It was so good.Claudia never gives that review for anything.We're trying to get it on Spotify.I haven't heard it yet, but I'm so convinced it's going to be good.I might put it on our Spotify.Oh, it's good enough for the rebirth of the Hot Mess Express, our DJ duo.The problem is Ben doesn't remember the password for our Spotify account.
57:32So if anyone listening is like a record label exec?Or you're like an expert in getting songs on Spotify.Can you please text us 9-6-96?We need some help because we want to get this Christmas.It doesn't make sense if it comes out next year.No.Our Christmas song has to go on Spotify before Christmas.So that people can enjoy
57:49The first everChristmas drum and bass songOn ChristmasBrickles in the grassGas bottles empty you getIf you getHas been in the pantsCome on, come on
58:01Everyone shake your tickle kidsOhOregon 330Premier tomorrow 330GenuinelyGenuinelyThere's a lot of workThat's gone into the song
58:12I genuinely don't thinkI've been more excitedabout anything else this yearthan releasing this Christmas song.Like, I don't want to talk it up,but this might be a part of our legacy.Oh, okay.3.30?
58:293.30 tomorrow.We're going to play it every hour, though, aren't we?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Every hour, so you won't miss it.Yeah, but we'll get tinsel tits on the air at 3.30so the kids can hear it on the way home from school.Because the kids want the tinsel tits.They want to shake the tinsletes.
58:43No one loves tinsletts more than kids.Brigh and Clint podcast.Look, I just want to preface this next story I'm about to tellwith the fact that I know it's grim.It is a grim story, so you've been warned, okay?I don't know what the...I just want to preface the story with saying,I haven't heard it.
59:02It's a personal story about something that happened on the weekend.And look, I'm going to say I didn't technically get involved,but I was there.Okay.All right?I love that you're distanced.yourself from it already?Well, I'll just tell the story.
59:20I'll just tell the story.Probably isn't even that bad, actually.Okay.It's probably actually not that bad, not as bad as I thought.I'll ask you and Claudia afterwards if it's as grim as what I thought.Okay.So, on the weekend, um, was in Sydney for the Lady Gaga concert.Mm-hmm.
59:37Fantastic time.What a show.My partner and I, we had tickets for the Friday night.Mm-hmm.Went, um, on the Friday night.it was so good and we had tickets that were quite far back up in the stands anyway it was so goodon the saturday we talked about should we go again and should we get tickets for the mosh pitdifferent experience and a big part of the reason that decided it for us is that a friend of
01:00:04ours was also in sydney going to the saturday night show great which we were like greatwe're going to have more friends there yeah going to be awesome anyway eventually we decidedWe got tickets and we, I texted my friend and I was like, hey, where's your guys Airbnb?Because we'll come over to your place for some pre-drinks before the show.And then we can all catch the train in and be great time.Anyway, she said, oh, here's the address.Come on over whenever.We've turned up to the Airbnb.
01:00:37And we get there and we're all sitting in the lounge room.We're having drinks.It's a great time.You know, very fun.And there's quite a few people there.There's probably like eight or nine of us there.We're all having a good time having some drinks.I've went to use the bathroom.
01:00:52And this is an Airbnb.The way I'd describe it, it wasn't the nicest.It wasn't horrible.But it's definitely someone's house.Like someone lived in the apartment.Yeah.And then they've Airbnb'd it out.It's not an apartment that is just used for Airbnb.
01:01:07No.No.Okay.So I've went in, used the toilet.And I've noticed, I was like, oh, I've just used the last.couple of squares of toilet paper and I went out and I said to my friend hey you're out oftoilet paper you need to get some more toilet paper because I couldn't see any in the bathroomand that's when my friend and the other two boys that were staying there looked at each other
01:01:30and went did did you guys see any other toilet paper no more toilet paper right in the Airbnbthe problem was is that the Airbnb was many many flights of stairs up okay and there was noelevator no one wanted to go down no so at some point in the afternoon there was people going tothe toilet and i was like there's no toilet paper yeah and it was at the point like this was maybean hour and a half later and i'd had a few drinks and i was like i need to use the bathroom again i needto go weas and i said oh did you guys end up finding some toilet paper and that's whenone of the boys that was staying there said no but there's a towel in there you cannews.
01:02:16Oh.And I looked at this guy and went,you've got to be kidding.I thought he was joking.I thought he was kidding.Not kidding.I need to know the ratios.Yeah.
01:02:30How many boys?How many girls?So, hold on.One, two, three, four.There was four, four, four boys.Yeah, five girls.Four boys and three girls.Okay.
01:02:44And you were one of the girlsAnd I was one of the girlsAnd I wanted toI had so many questions aboutWe were calling it the best towelYeah yeahBecause I've explained to youThat boys don't wipe
01:02:53And this is the thingSo I was like oh the boys are goodSurprised I had to explain to youBut I didThe boys are not wipingWhich I was quite shocked atYeahStill am quite shocked at
01:03:00SoDoes that mean just the girlsAre using the towel?CorrectAnd you're one of themSo you haven't used it yetSo there's only two girls in thereThat have been using the towel
01:03:11And one of them was your partnerthe other girl that was there.Yeah.And the only other girl that was thereis the one that works at our workand you have just added heras the one who was using the communal piss towel.That is so grim.
01:03:30Look, I don't know.So did you go to the toilet?I drip dried.I think that was the right decision.Such a gross story.I warned you.The ZDM Podcast Network.One of the hardest questions I find at the moment is,
01:03:47especially as like an adult who just buys the things that I want anyway,is when someone goes, what do you want for Christmas?Yeah, it is a hard one.Can I get some ideas of what you want for Christmas?And I never know what to send people like my mum,because she still wants to get me a Christmas present.My poor mum, she asked me so many weeks out from Christmas,what do you want, what do you want, what do you want?
01:04:07And I just never know what to say.I genuinely find it hard.So I thought of something, and I don't know if I've cooked here,but I thought of an idea.because we're all using AI these days.What if we ask chat GPT what we want for Christmas?I put so many random things into my chat throughout the year.Yes.
01:04:23I've told you guys that I talk to it in the car.It should know you.It should know me pretty well.I use it for problem solving.I use it for bills.I use it for if I'm going to buy something to research that thing.So maybe chat GPT knows us.I sent you guys a prompt to put into your chat GPT this afternoon
01:04:41to see if it can figure us out.and that prompt was, based on all the things you've learned about me this year,what do you think I want for Christmas?And you've done it?I've done it.And you've done it, Claudia?Sure have.How do we all feel about what it's come back with?
01:04:57Mine's a pretty honest.Mine was mean to me.Really?A little bit.I feel like mine hit the nail on the head.I don't know if mine got me that.Okay, well, let's, how about you second opinion?You tell us and we'll tell you.
01:05:10Okay, so I said to chat, GPT,based on all the things you've learned about me this year,what do you think I want for Christmas?And it said, because your life is busy, noisy, and on air,some likely candidates for you includetop tier noise-cancelling headphones or earbuds,which I already have.Yep.
01:05:31But you would have liked those if you didn't have them.A serious car upgrade accessory,like wireless carplay module, dash cam,or a premium car.detailing voucher.You would love all of those things.Actually, I would love those things.You would love those things.
01:05:47I bought the wireless dongle already, but other things, I would love those things.That's the perfect gift for you.Or a leave me alone moment.A solo gym session, a float tank, sauna or massage.You would also really like that.Actually, actually, it's completely nailed me.I take it back.Okay.
01:06:04What does chat say that you want for Christmas, free?Mine didn't give actual things.At first it said, oh, it went quite deep on me.It goes, what you say you want, something practical but nice, something thoughtful, somethingyou'll actually use.It then says, all true, but also not the whole story.Ooh.And I was like, what?
01:06:26It says a deep exhale, not a nap, not a sleep in, an exhale where your shouldersfinally drop and your brain shuts off for at least five minutes.Jet GPT thinks that's what you want for Christmas.Yeah.And then it was quite interesting because it was like, um,It went even deeper and it was like, oh, I'll tell you what gift you would be secretly disappointed with.Yeah.And I was like, oh, that's interesting.
01:06:51And I feel like it's nailed it.So it says a gift that you would be secretly disappointed to receive is anything that feels like it was bought last minute, an obligation-based present or something that you could have bought for anyone.So a generic present.It does know you.Yeah, isn't that funny?Like, that's spot on me.Anyone will be disappointed with the third one, but the other two, yeah, wow.Yeah.
01:07:16Okay.Claudia?Mine started off pretty nice.So the first thing it gave me was something that makes your creative life feel more you.So not a generic gadget, but something that improves how you feel when you're working.Okay.So it's giving me headphones, audio accessories.Same.
01:07:31Like things I wouldn't justify buying myself.And then it goes into like experiences, a planned day or weekend that requires zero organizing from me.And I'm like, that sounds nice.That's nice.But then at the end, it's given me a little heart.And then it goes, and honestly, I think what you really want is to feel seen, understood, and a bit spoiled, without having to explain yourself.Yeah.Don't we all want that?
01:07:56Why is it always bullying me?Remember how earlier in the year we asked chat what Claudia's fatal flaw was?And it said, loneliness.Loneliness.Sad.Anyway, give it a go.If you stuck for ideas, give it a go.It split mine out.
01:08:09It goes, I can give you a gift.that your partner could give you,a gift to your mum could give you,a gift to your friends,it can get very specific on you.Genius.It's a good idea.It is, but it's also a bit scary
01:08:21how much it knows about you.Yeah, a little bit, eh?So, there you go.And with that, the 2025 season comes to an end.This year, ZDM broke recordsand the bank account,giving away over $350,000.It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
01:08:41that's the end of the Brie and Clint show for another day.Thanks, guys.We appreciate you listening each and every day,but especially as we trot out this pre-Christmas crap show.Because we know some of these shows are a bit,there are you going.They're a bit out you going,but we thank you for sticking with us.
01:09:00Yeah.It's like, you know when you watch the Olympics,and it's like a long distance race,and one of the athletes like blows a quad with like 150 metres to go?And they're so dehydrated.that they start to shake.They've done their best, all race.Yep.
01:09:15And the finish line is right there,and they're just going to limping over.That's us.Yeah.Okay?Just stick with us.Mate, if you go down before me,I'll drag you across a lot.
01:09:24We're not going to come first,but we will finish this bitch,exactly, we will.And tomorrow we will finish,we'll give it a last nudge.A last big nudgewith the Bree and Clint original Christmas song.Prickles in the grass,
01:09:38gas bottles empty again.If you get,has been in the pantsCome on, come oneveryone, shake your tickle tearsAnd so we've got so farThe world's first everD&B Christmas song
01:09:49debuts at 3.30 tomorrowon the Brian Clint show.You don't want to miss itWe'll see you then.Bye.Play ZM's Brian Clinton Instagram, Facebook, TikTokand live weekdays from three
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