ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th February 2021

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

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Hi guys and welcome to the podcast. It's good to have you guys here. I have an apology to make. Oh yeah, good way to start. I've actually already, we've already apologised like three times today. This is bad. It's alright, speed bumps. Okay, so in this episode I call Harry Styles' girlfriend Olivia Munn. It's actually Olivia Wilde, I knew that. Who's Olivia Munn? Anastasia will know

I'm thinking of one person It's like Google Down Let's find out who I know I can see Olivia Wilde Oh my gosh No Yes I

When you said Olivia Munn I thought of Olivia Wilde Yeah But Olivia Munn Completely different person I thought I'd look alike I don't know who this is I did not know he was taken too Hashtag Yeah that's Olivia Munn Get him different person. I thought I'd look alike. I don't know who this is. I did not know he was taken, too.

Hashtag. Yeah, that's Olivia Munn. Get him and Georgia Fowler back together. So Harry Styles is not with Olivia Munn. No, he's with Olivia Wilde. I wish she was with Georgia Fowler. You're obsessed with Georgia Fowler, right? Yeah, I am obsessed with her so much.

They were perfect together. I've met her. Oh, yes, Olivia Wilde. Because the story is That Harry Styles Is dating an older woman Yeah yeah yeah And she's the director

Of the movie that he's in I just Oh that's inappropriate Yeah that is a little bit That she's dating One of her cast I'm sure it's Because you two

Haven't seen it And then she's the older person Is Harry in another movie? Yes Is she the director? Is she the director? Yeah Yeah she's

Nah that's not appropriate But not... Hang on. What if Steven Spielberg dated... Jack. So much better than what I was going to say. Wait, what's the age gap? Ten years.

It's absolutely fine. It's fine. It's totally fine. It's just bucking the trend. Yeah, I'd rate it. She's 36. Good on it. He's a hottie. He's so hot, eh? And he's so lovely. So is she. Yeah, I'd rate it. She's 36. Good on it. He's a hottie.

He's so hot, eh? And he's so lovely. So is she. Yeah, she is hot. They're both hot. So yeah, sorry about that. And then I'm also sorry that I should have said this. The man you're in love with from Bridgerton.

The man, Reggie Jean. It's Reggie. No, is it Regige... Jeanne? Jeanne? Rige Jeanne? Is it Rige Jeanne? I'm like Rigi Jeanne. It's spelled like the French way, like Jean.

Like Jean. So... Oh, so Jean like Wycliffe Jean? I nearly said Jean Perrion. So this is why we're obviously not together because I can't even pronounce his name. We're uncultured swine here. I know.

I'm so sorry. I think COVID doesn't help though. What's COVID got to do with this? Well, you can't even pronounce his name. We're uncultured swine here. I know. I'm so sorry. I think COVID doesn't help though. What's COVID got to do with this? Well, you can't go and see him. Oh, you mean that's why I'm not with him? Yeah. Or not. COVID's not because I can't pronounce his name, right? Well, you'd better be thanking COVID. Imagine if you went up to him and you're like,

G'day, Reggie Jean. Hey, Reggie Jean. Yeah. I reckon Australia's as far as you could, like, the Zac Efron thing is as far as you could stretch. Efron thing I reckon that could have been today If you missed a podcast yesterday by the way And you're like who the hell Who is this bitch It's Caitlin

She's filling in for Brie I am and I get things wrong because I get flustered And I just say stuff that comes out Like I did it not with Mark Wahlberg She's a nurse now She doesn't need to be balls deep in pop culture every day. I also don't know that much about nursing, apparently. She's balls deep in sponge baths and human feces.

You're really putting yourself down a lot today, Caitlin. I know, but I just get really flustered when they say stuff without thinking. Yeah, well, you shouldn't be like, I'm a bad nurse, I'm a bad this and that. I actually will be a fantastic nurse. I just don't understand some of the words sometimes. Yeah. Fuck that, it's terrifying. No, you know what I mean?

The nurse comes in, she's like, you've got this. First of all, a nurse doesn't say that, Anastasia. You've got cancer. Oh, no, sorry, I meant to say you've got a phone call. Guys, give me a bit of credit. Okay. Give me a phone call. Guys, give me a bit of credit. Okay. Give me a compliment now. Compliment.

You will look so hot in scrubs. Okay, that's just creepy. Oh. You will look so hot in Crocs. Stop saying I look hot. I do have a pair of Crocs, but I don't wear them. You're not going to nurse in Crocs? I might wear them in the particular environment, but I haven't worn them yet. Don't not wear them for fashion reasons. You need to wear what's practical for your job. Lots of them wear Crocs? I might wear them in the particular environment but I haven't worn them yet. Don't not wear them for

fashion reasons. You need to wear what's practical for your job. Lots of them wear Crocs for sure. Lots of medical professionals, doctors wear Crocs healthcare professionals wear Crocs. Bit of a random one. Heaps of people over festive season and more the alt festivals like Nest Fest and stuff were wearing them like

actually for fashion. Lucy's added a pair of crocs to her rotation. The yellow ones are really in fashion. Lucy's added a forest green pair into rotation. Do they have the holes in them? Yeah, they're crocs. Some of the crocs don't have holes in them.

Remember when Bree had five days of crocs? Yeah, and I told her we were ahead of the curve and now look at it. I saw some hot people wearing them. I was like, I might have to cop a pair. You've got to have the speed holes, I think. Vianney, from The Bachelorette, if you're a Kiwi,

who weirdly features on today's show, has a nice pair of platform Crocs that she wears. That's good. Maybe I need to do that to keep up with the Gen Z. There you go, Ben. Top left. There you go. That one, the blue ones.

I reckon they're the new Birkenstocks. Yeah. Because remember how at the start when everyone started wearing Birks, everyone was like, what the hell? Why is everyone wearing Jesus sandals? I can't wait for Bree to get back and we put her in Crocs again. Yeah, that's a good idea. Oh, get on those rainbow ones, Ben.

These ones? Yeah. It's like striped clog. No, I reckon the bright yellow ones. Oh, wow. There's a bit going on there. What about the ones that are just like the one strap? They actually look quite chic.

No, you can't veer away from the classic. Or those ones. No, why are you bothering? You might as well get normal sandals. Yeah, true. If you're going to go croc, you've got to have the traditional style. With the sports strap at the back. With the sports strap.

And the speed holes. So what do they call it? They call it... Sport mode. Yeah, sport mode. Or like... Leisure mode, I think. No, you're kidding.

Are you serious? It's four-wheel drive mode, isn't it? Four-wheel drive mode, yeah. Whether you're strapped in or you're just hanging loose. Yeah. Anyway, you heard it here first. Crocs. Hot.

I've been saying it for years Go back in the podcast 2018 I've been pushing Crocs baby Zoe Deschanel she's on New Girl She has like a massive sponsorship with Crocs And all the comments are like Zoe what are you doing Well she's ahead of the kid

Probably gets paid a million bucks Yeah good for her Yeah What else do I have to apologise for Nothing babes you're fine Probably gets paid a million bucks. Yeah. Good for her. Yeah. Okay. What else do I have to apologise for? Nothing, babes. You're fine.

We ballsed up the leap yesterday. Yeah, that was me. Do we put tradie versus lady in the podcast, Ben? Yeah. We do. Yeah, okay. Well. Sorry. We know we mucked it up.

I think you guys have been focusing on too many negatives today. Oh, okay. There were some good ones. Oh, and I put a big F word to air during the Rebecca Black break. But that was mainly Ben's fault. That was mainly Ben's fault. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look, we're all learning here, okay? We're all learning. We're all just in turn. Who's bringing snacks tomorrow? I can. Anastasia's up. Yeah.

Well, I made mine. Not gonna lie. Can I bring chips? No, I made mine today. Oh to lie. No carrots. We had healthy snacks today. Can I bring chips? No, I made mine today. Oh, Caitlin, what are you expecting me to pull out? I want you to make some scones. Some scones? Yes.

Vegetarian. Cheese. Yeah, I would never make meat ones. Ben wants a steak scone. Do I have to make scones? Yes, please. What else are you possibly doing tomorrow morning? You're in lockdown.

I've got heaps of stuff to do. Like what? Like, like, um. Damn, they make cars crocs. Yeah, speed crocs. Out of interest. Go and base it. Lightning McQueen crocs.

How much do they cost? It's got a wheel on it. Lightning McQueen wheelie crocs. Damn. I couldn't see the screen. Save some pussy for the rest of us. Oh my gosh. That's a meme, okay?

That's a meme. Keep apologising. You're a dad, I get it. Oh my god, the platform Balenciaga ones. What's that? Up there, those ones. Or is it Balenguessia? I'm never too sure.

Actually, they're kind of cold. No, I like the pink ones. I hate them. Alright, scones from you. No. No more apologies from us. I'm not having scones. Can I please just bring chips?

I'll bring heaps. You can surprise us, okay? There better be some when I go. And we'll be really surprised if you bring chips, okay? Okay. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. See ya. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, afternoon, it's Tuesday, Clint and Caitlin here. Hi Caitlin.

Kia ora. Caitlin's living across the road from the studio. because you've been flown up to Auckland on special envoy to cover Bree while she's away. Yeah, came at the right time, didn't I? And they've put you up in the apartment across the road from work. Is that good? It's really nice. Yeah.

I am a bit worried, though. I've got one of those sheer coloured curtains. And you know how, like, sometimes if the lights are on, you can see through them? Yeah. I just walk around naked. What floor are you on? What floor are you on? Floor two. Oh, all right. It's fairly eye level. You can see through them. Yeah. I just walk around naked. What floor are you on? What floor are you on?

Floor two. Oh, all right. It's fairly eye level. It is. It is. Well, considering our building is two levels, or three levels actually, are you on the side that our building looks into?

Yeah. I can see into the offices. But I just don't know. I'm like, oh, I'm willing to dabble with it. Maybe they can't see with the lights on. It's husking. What time are you nude? Yeah, husking time.

Hosking time. Maybe flick his show on and just have it in the background and just see if his voice goes up an octave you'll know that he can see you naked through the sheer character. Maybe I just will close both cameras. Today on the show, your chance to win Secret Sound. It's at $10,000. It jackpotted to $10,000

yesterday. Our soundkeeper is currently looking very lonely. Soundkeeper intern Els in her booth, her secret booth just outside the studio. I feel bad for her.

She's got so little to do in there. I mean, she's got Disney Plus streaming, but other than that. I mean, it's every lazy person's dream.

I'm not saying that she's lazy. Are you lazy, Els? No, she's not, but I'd love to do that. Her and soundkeeper Gary are the only ones who know the secret sound, and you can guess it at four o'clock if you think you know what it is. $10,000 up for grabs, and you get $100 just for playing secret sound these days.

If you get on air, we'll give you $100 cash. We'll start the show with Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Lady. It's a quiz, you see. If you're smart, call now 0800 dial ZM. Caitlin's written the questions today. So you don't have to be that smart. If you want to play, we need a tradie and a lady to play for 50 bucks cash

and we'll do it after Jubel and Dancing in the Moonlight. Bree and Clint with Caitlin on ZM. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Trading versus lady. Every day, two people go head to head in a battle of general knowledge questions. Usually Brie reads the questions,

but she's away on a secret mission. So Caitlin's here. Yes. And you're not only reading them today, you also wrote them. I did write them. On a scale of one to ten, how hard are they? I mean, I wrote them again. So, yeah, no, they're pretty good.

They're pretty good questions. Today would be a good day to be on, I think. Okay, let's get our tradie on. He's from Rangiora and he can speak four languages. Oh. Please welcome Paul. Bonjour, Paul. Hi, how's it going?

Konnichiwa, Paul. No, I don't do that one. What are the languages? Dutch, French, German, and English. Dutch, French, German, and English. How very European of you. Yeah, well, I used to work in Holland. It was now at Trishen,

so I picked them up while I was over there. Can you give us the problem is that your main circuit board is overloaded in German. Oh. you give us? The problem is that your main circuit board is overloaded in German. Ooh. Deine Westecker ist overloaded, whatever that is. Okay, let's

find our lady for the day. Her name, well, actually, she's 27. She's from Palmy, and she got a uni degree that has nothing to do with her job. How relatable. It's Shawnee. Hi, Shawnee. Hi. How are you? Nice, Shawnee. Hi, Shawnee. Hi. How are you? Nice, Shawnee.

I'm all right, guys. That's everyone, isn't it? What was your degree and now what's your job? So I got a bachelor's degree majoring in history and minoring in media studies and I am a support worker for people with disabilities. Nice. Oh, cool. Media sucks.

You've made the right decision. Yeah. Okay, here come your questions, guys. Your buzzers are tradie and lady. First person to get three questions correct wins the game. Okay, question number one. The Prada Cup final has been postponed due to the Auckland Level 3 lockdown. Name a team in the final.

Pradie. Paul. Prada. Team Prada. Yeah, that'll do. Yeah, the Italians. Team Prada. Question number two A documentary called The Walkers started last night on TVNZ2

Which famous Kiwi singer is it following? Oh, the lady Shawnee Stan Walker Yeah, so done Question number three It's a leap year this year So how many days will this February have?

Lady Or who do you get? I don't know I think Shawnee was louder It's a leap year this year, so how many days will this February have? Trady. Who do you get? I don't know. I think Shawnee was louder, but I don't know. I think Paul might have said it first, but I didn't hear it. You definitely said Trady. Paul, we're going to give it to you. Okay.

So this year it will have 27. 28. Oh, sorry, Paul. 29 went the wrong way, didn't I? No, no, it is 28. Oh, sorry, Paul. 29 went the wrong way, didn't I? No, no, it is 28. You said it right, but you said 27 first. Yeah. Yeah, we'll move on.

We'll move on. It's one all. Question number four. Framing Britney is everywhere right now. Who did Britney have her two children with? The lady. Oh, Paul. I thought I was going to give you options for it.

I think it was Jason Timberlake. Great answer. I thought I was going to give you options for it. I think it was Jason Timberlake. No. Oh. Great answer. I'll just say great answer. Shawnee, do you want a free guess? It was Kevin Federline. Yes, it was.

Yeah. Jason Timberlake, sexy biac. And it wasn't Colin Farrell either. Okay. What TV show starring Vaughan Smith is back on TV tonight? I've got some options if you don't know. Seven Days, Have You Been Paying Attention? Ladies.

Shawnee. It was Have You Been Paying Attention? No, it didn't. Well done. Hey, great game, both of you. And we're going to get $50 out to you, Shawnee. Well done. Awesome, thank you.

She did very well. Thanks, guys. Brie and Clint. I want to talk about this work balls up that's happened. And everyone's had this, that feeling, that gut-wrenching feeling where your stomach just falls out your butt and you're like, oh, man, I've messed up. It has come out that some workers in Auckland City

who were meant to be pouring 2,000 tonnes of concrete into a hole to go around this new pipe that they're putting in. It's that main new pipe that's going underneath Auckland. Very boring. But they're meant to put 2,000 tonnes of concrete in. Right. I mean, I'm no builder, but I think it was to make the pipe strong.

I think that's what it was for. Oh, to go around it. To go around it, yeah. Wouldn't it break the pipes? Dunno. Okay, yeah, anyway. Dunno. It was meant to go on the outside of the pipe.

Okay. Turns out they tipped 2,000 tons of concrete into the pipe. Oh my God. Therefore, stopping the main function of the pipe, which was to be the pipe. Oh my God. Therefore, stopping the main function of the pipe, which was to be a pipe.

Yeah. To put it into perspective, what 2,000 tonnes of concrete is, because I don't know, you go, oh, concrete's heavy, maybe that's not that much. 2,000 tonnes of concrete is 150 cement trucks full of concrete. Oh my God.

So they would have been tipping it in and tipping it in and tipping it in and tipping it in and tipping it in and tipping it in. Anyway, it's come out that that happened four months ago and they're still trying to clear it out. Because it would have set. Yeah, right? So how are they drilling it?

They've got to scrape it out somehow, get in there with the jackhammers. Oh, my God. It reminded me of whoever the guy is, and the name never came out, and I hope the name never does come out, the guy who burnt down the Sky City Convention Centre and the rumour

is that he was on smoko and he left a blowtorch on. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were doing the tar ceiling on the roof. This is the rumour anyway. I don't know anything. But whatever happened, it means that in the centre of Auckland where there's meant to be this big, beautiful

convention centre, it's meant to be this big, beautiful convention centre, it's meant to be open right now. Yeah. There's now just some charred remains. And if you ever go up the Sky Tower, you look down and you can see how burnt out it is. Oh, no. I mean, blessing in disguise,

they weren't going to use it last year anyway. COVID happened. Was this pipe like for the whole of Auckland to use? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. It's the pipe. I think it's the pipe.

I think it's the one that's going to stop all the poo from flooding out onto the beaches when it rains. Oh, pipe. I think it's the pipe. I think it's the one that's going to stop all the poo from flooding out onto the beaches when it rains. I think that's the pipe. Kind of needed it. Yeah. All right. Well, that was a balls up, wasn't it? Yeah.

Have you ever had a big balls up at work? Always with Fletcher and Megan. I'd like set up the studio for like 6.60 to come in and then it was like a week later that I was supposed to be coming in. But last year in my nursing training, I've already discussed on the show how great a nurse I'm going to be with all of my knowledge. But last year we had to do some stuff on a dummy

and I was giving this dummy a clean and I wiped the vagina the wrong way. And like I have a vagina, but I just don't see them. I just don't really see them like that. I can understand the male nurses. The male nurses. Yeah, I know. Because I had to learn about that when I had my daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like you've got to learn that there is a way to do it. Front to back, front to back. Otherwise you get. Yeah, we know. Yeah, UTIs. Stuff in the stuff. And then after, this was during an assessment. She was like, Caitlin, you wiped the vagina the wrong way.

I was like, I have one of those. How did I do that? They're more worried about you as a person. They're like, hon, we need to have a talk. You're 30. Anyway, it was fine because it was, you know, I'm learning. I'm learning. And now that I've seen a vagina on a dummy that way,

I now know. You know which way to approach the patients. Don't come at them from that angle. I promise I will be a good nurse. I promise. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DARLS.M or you can text us on 9696. What was your big work balls up?

What is the biggest mistake you ever made in your job? Did you cost your work heaps of money? Did you lose your job over it maybe? We can keep you anonymous if you need it. Bree and Clint. We're talking work balls ups after someone has tipped 2,000 tonnes of concrete into a pipe in Auckland when it was meant to go around the pipe. And now the water can't go through the pipe.

That's how the pipe works. It can't do its piping. So we've asked have you done a work balls up? We just realised that we ballsed up the leap year question in Tradie vs Lady. That was me. I'm really sorry about that. I'm still pretty sure that he said 27, which is still wrong. Well, so I always thought you leaped back a year.

A year? I mean, a day, a week. It's in the past. Let it go. We can't deal with it now. So just to confirm, a leap year has 29 days. This year is not a leap year. So in February, we have 28 days.

Correct. That's what the rhyme says, eh? 30 days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31, except for February, which has 28 and 29 each leap year. The least convincing rhyme of all time. Anyway, we want to know about your work balls-ups. And Blair's called up. Hi, Blair.

Hey, yeah, guys. How's it going? Good. What's the industry first? What do you do for a job? Well, I don't anymore, but I used to work for a car yard. Oh, okay.

Did you take them out for a spin? No, I went out to bring a car out for a test drive for a customer and wrote the car off in front of them. What sort of car was it? Oh, it was just a Nissan Tita. Oh, yeah, those are diamond, aren't they? Yeah.

There's heaps of rentals of those. Now that we don't have any rental cars, you can pick up a Tita these days. Right, so was it one strike and you're out of there? They got rid of you straight away? No, or they should have. It was my second week on the job. Yeah, right. Not the job for you. What have you straight away? No. Well, I should have. It was my second week on the job. Yeah, right.

Not the job for you. What have you changed to? Something where you don't have to drive cars? Sort of drive cars for a living now. Policeman. Oh. Oh. Well, thank you for your call, officer.

We appreciate it. Thank you. Jeff's here. Hi, Jeff. Hi. How was your work balls up? So I worked for a software development company. I was in charge of creating new user accounts

for the software that we developed. Yeah. And I had thought to myself, I'd try out this new process that I had come up with. And instead of sending individual security logins to the individual users, I accidentally sent everyone that I was trying to send permissions to. No, you sent everybody's password to everybody. Yep, and their logon details and everything else.

Was it like the password that they probably used for their Facebook and their internet banking as well? No, no, no. It was a supplied password that we randomly generated. It wasn't like, I love Stephen Donald 69, and everyone's like, no, now they know my password. That sucks. Sandy, finally, what was your big work balls up?

So I was at an old job at A.A. Telco. Don't work for them anymore, but I managed to switch my own personal phone number with a very high-end business client's personal phone number. And it was actually my dad who rang my own personal phone to figure it out and yeah but that was like three hours later so. Yeah right Did you lose your job over that? Is that a fireable

offence? Um it probably should have been but I didn't so Okay very good Thanks Sandy. I like the person um that used to close down the Wellington Airport a lot They closed down the Wellington Airport a lot. They closed down the Wellington Airport?

Yeah, the biggest balls up was when I closed down Wellington Airport. Lol. Lol? But first, the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, yesterday they were announcing their baby news, and today they're about to announce a whole lot more. Megan and Harry, what's the latest? This is so wild, Cleen.

Megan and Harry are going to do an interview with Oprah Winfrey. Now, here's how it's structured because this is like the interview. Do you remember when Princess Diana had that interview, that time that everyone in the world watched? This is going to be one of those type of interviews and nothing is off limits that's how oprah in winfrey when she interviews someone there is no topic that is off limits but remember this oprah went to their wedding right she's very close friends with the couple um on a personal level so it will be beautiful and i think it's going to be really raw. Oprah's going to know how to pull all that emotion out. And I cannot wait. So it's going to start with Meghan.

They're going to sit down and talk about everything from royal life, stepping away from royal life, marriage, motherhood, philanthropic work. And then Prince Harry is going to join them later in the interview. So it's going to be fabulous. And of all the people to do this, Oprah Winfrey is the perfect person to have this exclusive interview. I cannot wait. It's going to be fabulous. And of all the people to do this, Oprah Winfrey is the perfect person to have this exclusive interview. I cannot wait. It's going to be incredible. The Queen must be really upset about this. You'd think so, right? They're so private, right?

Yeah, she doesn't want it talked about. But also, Oprah's not going to go for the jugular. She's not going to go hard. Isn't she their neighbour? Doesn't she live next door to Meghan and Harry? You remember, yes. So basically the place that they are renting is out near Montecito which is where Oprah's house is. It's also where Ellen DeGeneres has her main home. So they're kind of neighbours but they've been friends

with Oprah for a long time. Oprah went to their wedding. She flew over for the wedding. They're friends on a personal level. So just like Clint said, she will not be going for the jugular. It's going to be raw and real and emotional, but it's not going to be negative towards them at all.

It's going to be kind of awesome. The Queen is not going to like it though because Oprah's going to ask the questions, the real questions about the royal family and I don't think Meghan's going to hold back. I don't think she's going to hold back. Oprah's not British. She doesn't care. She's just not worried about offending the monarchy, you know. There's a really good doco out on Neon, by the way, at the moment,

which is about the Diana interview. And it breaks down all the people that were involved in that interview. It's really good if you want to learn a bit more about that. Yeah, beautiful dye. And the Meghan and Harry interview is going to be fascinating. Thank you, Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. That's the latest. Brian Clint.

The Britney doco. That was unintentional, that, by the way, the song choice. I love this song. Yeah, great song. Great doco as well. It's not... So sad. I was worried it was going to be, yeah,

I was worried it was going to be like a bit of a, you know those docos that you see and you go, well, this definitely doesn't talk to anyone who actually knows anything. This is hearsay. It's made by the New York Times. The Framing Britney doco that everyone's talking about is a New York Times piece.

And so you go, well, this is credible. I believe it. I believe what they're saying. And one of the main people on the documentary that they spoke to was her assistant and one of her very good friends that she knows her really well. Yeah. But I just felt gross coming away from it.

I felt like, I don't know. I felt responsible in some part, like not just because I used to work in media, but because, you know, it was the paparazzi that were, that have hounded her,

that sort of brought her down. And we were the ones that were after those stories. We wanted to hear about, well, what's Brittany done now? When you watch it, if you were ever someone who read Perez Hilton or bought the magazines or anything like that, basically anyone who was alive and consuming media

between 2006 and 2015, you're going to go, am I the problem? Exactly. That's what I mean because we wanted it and they gave it to us and they got it by being disgusting about it and not leaving her alone. Yeah, hopefully it reframes stuff going forward. It means that next time there's a celebrity who's clearly having mental health problems. The most recent one I think was Amanda Bynes. Yes.

And we actually made a conscious decision on this show to stop reporting on the Amanda Bynes stuff because it started to get very Britney-ish. You're like, okay, this person's clearly unwell. And every time you do one of these stories, it's making the problem worse. Yeah. And by us talking about it. Yeah. Yeah.

So you've got to watch it, especially if you are a kid of the 2000s. You have to watch it, even just for the fashion. Yeah. You'll go, did we actually look like that? You definitely can understand why people have started these podcasts, why people have started this free Britney movement. If you didn't know what it was about, definitely watch it. There's one detail in it that we found more shocking than anything else.

Well, I mean. We did the detective work today and you and I have got to the bottom of this and this we think might be the worst part of the whole documentary. Are you ready for this? This is groundbreaking stuff. And this is a Clinton-Caitlin exclusive. Jamie Lynn Spears. Jamie Lynn Spears is named after her mum and her dad.

Jamie. Her dad. And Lynn. Her mum. What the hell? I just, I didn't realise when they keep talking about Britney Spears' mum, Jamie Lynn, I was like, Jamie Lynn, Jamie Lynn Spears. Jamie Lynn Spears, her sister.

Can you imagine you've had Britney and you're like, cool, this one's pretty good, good, good, good name. But Britney, what do we call the next one? Let's put our names together. Do you think Jamie went, well, I'd like to call it Jamie. And Lynn went, well, I'm really hoping to call it Lynn, and they just reached a compromise? I don't know.

And it's not like one's the middle name. It's like Jamie Lynn. What would your name be? If it was your dad's name followed by your mum's name, what would your name be? My name would be Douglas Jane. My name would be Ace and Colleen. That's quite nice. It's a full name. Ace and Colleen. That's quite nice.

It's a full name. Ace and Colleen. The other thing that people do is they hybrid the names. So parents will go, okay, let's take the beginning of your name and the end of my name. Like my friend Carrie, I think her mum's name is Karen and her dad's name is Barry. Oh, okay.

Carrie, so they put them together, which is clever. It's just like I want to be a part, like I had you, I raised you, I'm going to be a part of your life forever. I need to put my stamp on you. I need to let people know that you are me. Yeah, exactly. We want to play a game this afternoon. If you have one of these hybrid names,

do you have a name that has been made from both of your parents' names or maybe from both of your grandparents' names. That would be okay too. What we want you to do is call us and tell us your parents' name. Name-za. Yeah. And we're going to try and guess what the hybrid is. Yeah. Okay? Oh, it's going to be fun. So don't actually tell us your name. Just tell us

your parents' names. Yeah. What the names were that were put together to create your name. And we'll see if we can do some more detective work. If we can guess your name. And figure it out. Brie and Clint. ZM. Brie and Clint.

With Caitlin filling in for Brie while she's away. We're talking about the Britney Spears, framing Britney doco, one of the biggest bombshells in the documentary. They don't even talk about this bit. No. You and I have done. We just picked it up.

Yeah, we've gone deep. We've gone deep in the detail and we've worked this out. Actually, you worked it out. Why don't you say what it was? I just couldn't stop thinking about it. When I started,

when I was watching it, I just like got introduced to Brittany's parents' names. So her dad's name is Jamie and her mum's name is Lynn. And I was like, man, that name sounds familiar. Jamie and Lynn Spears.

Oh, Brittany's younger sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. How could they? Why did they do that? So we've got a game that we want to play with you guys this afternoon. If you've got a hybrid name. Yeah. Maybe your name is just your two parents' names put together or maybe they've mashed it into some new...

Taken out some vowels. Yeah, super name. So let's play. Let's get some people on. Let's get caller number one on. Hi. Hello. Hello.

Okay, don't tell us your name. Is this about first, is this about you or someone you know? This is, it's actually my middle name. It's your middle name. Okay. So who, what are they? It's my mum and my grandma. Put together.

Mixed up, yeah. So what's your mum's name? Ozzy, do you want to know my mum's name first or do you want to know my hybrid name? No, tell us. We're going to work out. We're going to see if we can guess the hybrid name. Oh, okay.

You tell us what the names are that went into it. Okay, Patricia and Shelly. Patricia... Pat Sally. No, hang on, hang on. I'll think before I... Pachelly. Salisha.

Patricia and Sally. Patricia and... Oh, no, and Shelly. before. Pacelli. Salisha. Patricia and Sally. Patricia and Sally. Oh, no, and Shelly. Was it Shelly? Shelly or Sally? Shelly. Shelly. Shelly.

Pastelli. Pastelli. Shalia. Shalia. Which one do we want? No, none of those? None of those. All right.

What is it? So it's Trishel. Trishel. Trishel. Trishel. Oh, okay, cool. That's really nice. I would 100% never have got that. Thank you.

Thank you, Trishel. Call number two. Hi. Hi. Okay, is this you with this name? Yes, this is me with this name. And it's your first name? Yes, it is my first name.

And it's a hybrid of whose two names? My parents' names. Oh, I'm excited. Give us Dad's name first. Dad's name is Shane. Shane. H-A-N-E. Yeah, and Mum? Nicolette.

Shane and Nicolette. Nicane. Nicane? No, that doesn't work. I'm going to call a girl Nicayne? Shane Nicolette. Shalette. Shalette. Shalette. No. No.

Shane. Shalette. Let's put Nicolette at the front. Let's put Nicolaine. Nicayne. Are you Nicayne? No, I said that. No.

Nicolaine. What are you? Shalette. I'm Nicay Lachey. Nicay Lachey. Wow. Wow, they have finessed that name, haven't they? What are you? Sholeti I'm Nikala Shea Nikala Shea Wow Wow, they have finessed that name, haven't they? Nikala Shea

They definitely have Do you know what? That's actually really special Yeah, if you Thank you so much When you get married and you have a partner and you have some kids Imagine finessing those two names together And then the kid's name is going to be like a hybrid of four different people's names

And what if your husband or wife had the, they had a hybrid name too? Yeah. And it's all the parents. Oh, wow. Okay. Caller number three. Hi. Hello.

Is your name a hybrid or someone you know? It's my niece's middle name. Okay. Your niece's middle name is a hybrid of whose names? Her uncle and her father. Okay. Oh, okay. Her uncle and her father. Okay. Oh, okay. Her uncle and her father.

Oh, brothers. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Okay, what are the names? Shane and Simon. Shane and Simon. Shimon.

Shemane. Shemane. Shimon. Shimon. Nope. Siam. Semaine. Shimon. Shimon. Siam. Siamane. Nope.

Shimon. Shimon. Shimon. Is it Shimon? Shimon. It's Shimon. Oh, Shimon. Oh, Shimon.

Oh, because it's a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, they've done Shane dirty there. That's just Simon. Said a different way. They've said to Shane that he's part of that name, but they're actually just tricking Shane. This is so much fun.

Okay, I'm getting all excited. One more person. Hi. Hello, how are you going? Good. Is it your name that's a hybrid? No, it's not. My name's Holly, but it's one of my students from school.

Okay, cool. First name? So it's actually her name is a mixture of her parents' names. So her mum's name is Chantel and her dad's name is Christo. Chantel and Christo. Chando. Chando. Chandoff?

No. Chantel and Christo. It's the other way around. Oh. Christal. Christal. Yes, Christal, but it's got a hyphen in it. Like the liquor?

Well, yes, but it's got C-H-R-I-S hyphen C-E-L-L. It's not liquor, is it? It's expensive champagne, so that's actually fancy. Cristal. Cristal, yeah. Okay, fascinating. Thank you very much. Okay, so it does happen.

It's not just the Spears. What if I do a hybrid name of Clint and Lucy for our baby that's due next month? Clintsy. Clusy. Clusy. What about lucent? Or lunt.

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and whenever we go into lockdown we do a morale boosting request love it yes it's only Auckland that's really in lockdown at the moment but I think everyone needs a morale boost

everyone needs a morale boost it's Tuesday also we're in Auckland yeah it's about our sky yeah look we're really conscious of the stuff

that's happening to us yes so yes that's what's being reflected in the content so yesterday we picked a fizzer.

I think it's fair to say we ballsed it up yesterday. I think like we both enjoyed it. I also wonder if we were trying to be like a bit cool. Maybe. Because that's a cool song, like Robin's cool. Robin dancing on my own. Yeah. Also that song sounds better, 15 seconds of that song sounds better than

four and a half minutes, I think. It's a classic. It's not really a morale booster. But it didn't boost anyone's morale, did it? It's just a depressing song about being by yourself, which is probably not what we need in lockdown. Why did we think that was a morale boosting song? We're going to do better today.

Redemption. Okay, we're here. We've taken your texts and here are the best suggestions for morale boosting songs for today. First of all, straight through, Coming In Hot is the Venga Boys. Now this is a morale boosting song. This is a great

song. Right? I didn't really know what it was about when I was that age. Oh yeah. Obviously talking about booming in the room. Yeah, okay. What about this song? Is this the morale boosting song

for the day? Yes! Is this Shaggy? No, this is Ina Kamozi. Oh, yes. Good, bit obscure. Yeah. We'd have to check how long it is too

because this could be one of those ones where you enjoy 15 seconds of it and then go, I don't know. This one's come through and it's a real throwback. Sophie Ellis Baxter and Murder on the Dunstle she was such a babe that

yeah is such a babe actually yeah that was a jam and our fourth choice for today is from the Bee Gees that's a bit that's actually a bit morbid

true, true It's sending the wrong message Although we do want you to stay alive Obviously Okay, so we'll get rid of that one That one's gone I've got my favourite Okay

Straight off the bat Yeah Vinger Boys Really? Really What about Sophie Ellis Baxter? Yeah, but I hear that song all the time I haven't heard the Vinger Boys in a while

You hear Sophie Ellis Baxter Murder on the dance floor all the time Yeah, I think it's Bingo Boys in a while. You hear Sophie Ellis Bexton murder on the dance floor all the time. I don't know why I hear it so much. Yeah. It's in an ad or something maybe.

Is it on TikTok? I don't know. You're not on TikTok. I know, but I follow the TikToks on Instagram. I'm trying to still stay relevant.

I actually agree with you. I just wanted to check if you were sure. So here it is. I'm definitely sure. Your morale boosting request for the day. Bree and Clint with Caitlin on ZM. Bree and Clint.

If it's all right, Clint, I have a bone to pick. Okay, please, feel free. And do you know what? I'm really bloody sick of it. I've been on TikTok. Whoa. Okay. been on TikTok. Whoa. Okay. Young and cool.

I actually go on Instagram and there's a section that you can just like with all the reels. And so they take TikToks and put them on Instagram because I think I'm too old to have Instagram. So I don't want to go on it in case anyone like tracks my phone. The fact that you just had to explain the reels feature. Okay. Like it doesn't do well for you. Millennials are being targeted. Now, I'm just a millennial.

I just fit into the millennial spot. The definition of a millennial is someone born between 1980 and 1994. Yes, I was born in 1994. No, you were not. You were smack bang. You were 1990. I was 1990. You're a millennial.

I'm in the middle. You're a millennial too, aren't you? I'm a millennial, yep. So the youths, the Gen Z, are coming for us and it's really annoying me. Quite frankly, I'm sick of it. Look, it's hard for us millennials to know that there is a generation under us. Exactly.

And everyone experiences this. You get replaced. You get replaced as the young person and over time, like the people at work stop coming to you to ask what the young people are into. Yeah. I'm hip and cool. Yeah, why don't you ask us? How come you don't ask us what's cool anymore? And then we

don't know and so then we have to ask someone else. Oh, it's because I've got two kids. And I was born in the 80s. What is the, what are they, how is Gen Z coming for us? So on TikTok, so relevant because that's where they have a go at us. They are saying that we need to get rid of side parts in our hair and skinny jeans. I know I did not just wake up and find out that Gen Z is judging millennials based on side parts and skinny jeans.

It can't be true. I can't believe that a generation would judge another generation. So if you really want to talk about old, we can go there. No, no. How dare they come for side parts and skinny jeans. The absolute bedrock of millennial culture. How rude. Anastasia, please come in. You are a

Gen Z. What do you have to say for yourself? She's right. Okay. Today, look at my hair, Clint, because I knew we'd be talking about this. I've done a middle part, so I don't get judged. These aren't skinny jeans, even though I bought three pairs with me.

They're a three-quarter pant, aren't they? No, that's cool. They're wide-legged. Shut up, Clint. Yeah, no, they're cool. Like a palazzo. What's wrong? I just don't understand.

Why did we become uncool all of a sudden? Well, we can ask Because we have one Let's start with middle parts Side parts Side parts Side parts Why are side parts cancelled

What Because it's just not It's not an attractive look Right Makes your face look Unsymmetrical A middle part That's cool

Right okay Yeah And if we're not wearing But they were so cool Like five years ago I think that's the point I would say ten Ten years ago

And why are we coming for skinny jeans? Well firstly Someone actually told me this Comfort You know, they're not as comfortable Okay, but You are right I feel like everyone just wears like mom jeans these days.

Like a straight cut or a mom cut. Someone literally used to tell us if we didn't know what to wear, to wear nice jeans and a top. Skinny jeans and a nice top. I do think that that was a thing the past couple of years. Like I totally was that girl that wore a nice pair of jeans and a nice top. But the past probably year, I haven't really worn them anymore. I just wear wide leeks.

This is what boomers feel like when they have to go onto Freeview. They're like, why is everything changing? I don't understand. I don't like it. What is streaming? I don't get it. And how do I watch Coronation Street? Apparently, the laughy face emoji, that's out too now.

It's my number one face. Long gone, Caitlin. Oh my God, that's out too now. It's my number one face. Long gone, Caitlin. Oh my God, I'm sick of you. The future is scary. Valentine's Day over the weekend. Not everybody does presents. Not everybody even does Valentine's Day. Well, especially not if you're single.

Thanks for rubbing it in. Thanks, Clint. Did you do Galentines? Not really. I hang out with some of my girls, but we didn't buy each other presents. Right. Is that what happens at Galentines? You buy presents for each other?

Oh, just you get together and you talk about how much you hate love. Right. I don't know. But do go on. Tell us your loved up story of your Valentine's Day. No, no, no. We don't do anything. Oh, you didn't?

No. Okay. Lucy and I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. Why? Because we're not very romantic. No, that's not it. It's because I don't know, there's too many days. You've got a lot going on.

If it's important to you, good for you. Yeah, no, I'm not like hating on her. I just I'm just jealous. You just need to find out early in the relationship if your partner is a Valentine's person.

Yeah, right. Because if they are, you can't come and rail against it. You can't go like, I hate Valentine's. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. You've got to just go with it

and give them what they like. Yeah. But if you find out they hate Valentine's, then jackpot. Yeah. Because you don't have to do it. Yeah, exactly.

A lady is going viral for a very passive-aggressive Valentine's Day gift she gave her partner. So she's used Valentine's to really, you know, have a go at the man in her life. Okay. Have a listen to this. Since everybody's sharing what they got their significant other

for Valentine's Day, I thought I'd share mine. So I got my husband this cute little box filled it with pictures of all the girls' photos that he's been liking on Instagram. Hope he likes it. Oh, he in trouble.

So she's made note of every girl that he's liked on Instagram. Oh my, okay. He's printed out the pictures of those girls. Lots of boobie pics, lots of booty pics, lots of...

Oh, it's all boobs. It's boobs and bums, isn't it? She's printed them out and she's gone, well, these are the girls that you like, so here you go, here's your Valentine's Day present. The issue is when she's given it to him, though, he's gone, oh, my God, thank you. Oh, so he thinks it's like a...

He thinks it's like My partner's real cool She lets me like Yeah you know what I'm into Oh my god you do know what I like Oh no So yeah Anyway

Maybe not Oh cool Either she's gone Damn it it didn't work Or he's made the situation even worse for himself after that But I think you need to follow that up as the girl You need to be like up as the girl. You need to be like, yo, stop it.

Or like, I can see you. I see what you're doing. It's not a joke. Please stop. I feel really, really uncomfortable. You're making me feel insecure. I'm in Auckland, obviously. Have you just realised? No, I'm just, I'm setting up the story, Clint.

It's been a while. I'm a bit creaky. Okay, yeah. I'm setting up the story. No, no, paint the picture. Paint the picture. So I'm back in Auckland. A Clint. It's been a while. I'm a bit creaky. Okay, yeah. I'm setting up the story. No, no, paint the picture. Paint the picture. So I'm back in Auckland. A young 20-something sits in Auckland.

A 21-year-old. And I am staying in a motel, hotel. So I had to go buy groceries yesterday. And you dropped me at the grocery shop, which was very lovely. Thank you for that. I wasn't sure how you were going to get on because we are in lockdown. Yes. I was like, you're going to be like in some socially distant queue.

Is it going to take an hour to get into the supermarket? Yeah, I was like, is everything going to be gone? Do people panic buy? I was actually pleasantly surprised. They were just there was a few gaps of a few things, but and I didn't even have to wait. I was all ready to. It was pretty much fine. It was pretty good.

Oh my God, have we grown up? Are we handling lockdown number three like adults? Maybe. Maybe everyone's a bit more chill. Wow. Yeah. Or maybe they just restocked it. Yeah, see how we go if we're still in lockdown next week, but yeah. So I just bought the essentials,

just some dinner food, some snacks for when we're here on the show, new toothbrush, stuff like that. And when I went home, I was watching Seven Shark with Hilary Barry and she was saying how she really needed toilet paper. And she was a bit nervous to go out and buy the toilet paper because she didn't want to seem like she was panic buying. Oh, that's a weird...

Because that's the thing, you can't buy toilet paper nowadays. It's a weird consideration to have to give yourself now. Yeah, you wouldn't want to buy anything more than a dozen. Here's Hell's Baz last night. Good to see some panic buying on the loo paper again last night. Yeah, interesting situation in our household because I was legitimately out of toilet paper. So the lockdown announcement was made

and I thought I'd check and we needed some. And I thought to myself, I cannot go to the supermarket now because everyone would go, ta-ta, she's panic buying. I wasn't. I actually legitimately needed some. So what did you do?

I didn't. I just got out a box of tissues and then I ordered some online. It's being delivered tomorrow. I couldn't bring myself to do it. No, I understand. That's a real dilemma, isn't it? She's so relatable. I love that woman so much. She's great.

To admit on Nationwide TV that you just grabbed a box of tissues. Hey, but in serious note, don't use paper towels. They don't flush. But in serious note, do use tissues from time to time. Yes. How luxurious. Very luxurious.

Especially if you've got those aloe vera tissues. Hang on, is that okay for your bum? Oh, is it? I don't know. Eucalyptus. Check that it's not going to cause a reaction. Good question. You might have a bit of a flare-up.

Actually, don't take my advice. I take back what I just said. But don't be afraid to buy toilet paper if you have to buy it. But I understand. No, but I get where Hilary's coming from. Yeah. You would feel bad, not that you should if you need it, but you would feel bad walking around the supermarket with like a 48 pack.

But she's got a family. She needs to buy. I know, I know. But who needs 48? But everybody would look at you. Have you ever used anything else other than toilet paper to wipe your bottom? Oh, well, that's all I've got to wipe, actually.

Have I? I have used a paper towel in a desperate situation. I've used one of those, one of these ones. One of these that come out of the... These that come out of the dispenser and yeah, you don't want to. No, don't use those. And if I have,

TMI, but I only use enough to be able to get to the next stall that has, to get me moving so I can go and use actual toilet paper. It's actually, oh well this is, yeah, I've actually used a sock. We know that from

Fletchwater Megan. I forgot about that. I didn't know that. Oh sorry, yeah, I was in Kenya. Oh no, I did know this. Yeah. And I had a problem because I ate goat that had been hanging on a tree for like the whole day. Fresh sock or used sock? The sock that I'd been wearing all day in the Kenyan sun. Ooh. Yeah.

But it was the only thing I had. Did you have more socks? Or did you go sockless in the boot? I went sockless for that because I was on a night bus. So I just had one sock for the night bus. Right. And then, yeah. Oh, well, memories, eh?

Yeah. The wildest contiki you ever went on. I didn't take the sock. I chucked it out. Woo! Crazy. Did you keep the other sock? Yeah.

Yeah, right. Then I came home and I was like, oh, I've only got one sock. We want to ask you this afternoon, like, just be honest with us. Just level with us. Have you ever had to use something other than toilet paper? Yeah. And what did you use? And what is the default?

I know Ben will have been stuck in some sticky tramping situations where he will have had to reach for a leaf or something like that. We can keep you anonymous. You want to be sure you're not going for some poisonous, rash-inducing type leaf in that situation, though, eh? Or like bark. Don't use bark, eh? That would hurt.

No, don't use bark. Oh, $800 at M. Bree and Clint. We're keeping it real this afternoon, okay? Because things happen and sometimes you're in an emergency situation. Hilary Barry has talked about running out of toilet paper at the start of lockdown on Seven Sharp last night and she reached for the tissues.

Caitlin has talked about being stuck in Kenya on the side of the road. Well, it was a hole in the ground. Oh, it was a hole in the ground? Yeah, yeah. After eating a goat curry? Yeah, yeah. A goat that had been hanging on the tree all day at the orphanage. It's a big, yeah.

And you used a sock? My sock, yeah. White sock? White sock, yeah. Yeah, but I just, well, I actually folded it up because I didn't know if I had to go again and I didn't want to use the other sock. So I like folded it so I could reuse it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So we're asking this afternoon, what did you use instead of toilet paper? And we're getting some very honest people come through, like Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. What was the situation, first of all?

Why didn't you have access to TP? So, not me, but one of my exes was a contractor. Yeah. So drug tractors, and you could be stuck out, you know, in the back blocks of nowhere. Yeah. And he was quite a bit younger than I was,

but he used his sock a lot like Caitlin. But the first time he ever used his sock, he bought it home to be washed. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is that why he's your ex? Yeah, there's lots of reasons, but it's a good one. That's why you were dropping in the bit that he was younger than you.

At first I was like, oh, flex that you've got a younger man. But you're actually saying that he was a bit younger than you. Well, it's like, come on, dude. Sprout for a couple of socks. Like, his socks cost, what, like $4? Keep a roll on the box. No, it's like farm socks. That's like, you know, $35.

Oh, yeah, actually those. Yeah. Did he expect you to wash it? Yeah, he brought it home with it, like, laid over the drill. Nah. And after, like, a brief discussion about don't you ever. Nah, yeah, nah. He uses socks a few more times, you know, not that sock,

but socks a few more times after that, but never brought it home again. I think he learnt the first time. Yeah, you laid down the law. Okay, thanks, Jess. Let's go to Tyler. Hey, Tyler. Hey, how's it going?

Hey, emergencies happen. What was the situation where you didn't have any toilet paper? Yeah, so no, not me. One of my mates and me go hunting. You know, you don't get a toilet in the bush, eh? Yeah. And he kind of used his sleeves, so he'd just rip them off and he'd come back with singlets.

The sleeves of his tops. He'd be like, oh, we know what happened. Yeah, so some of his shirts, he still wears them now. Some of his shirts he's got and they've only got like one sleeve on them so you know where the other sleeve's gone. That's actually really great. You can't get rid of it because you never know when you're going to need that other sleeve, right, Tyler?

Yeah, exactly. Right, okay. We're very lucky this afternoon to have our favourite former bachelorette, Vianney, call through. Hi, Vianney. Hi, Clint. How are you? And what a topic to call in on, Vianney. Hi, Clint. How are you? And what a topic to call in on, Vianney.

Is this one that you want to be name-checked in? I don't know. Oh, I mean, look, just full disclaimer, I've got a bowel disease, so I've been in some sticky situations, but this one was pretty funny, so I just had to share it. Okay.

Yes, you've been very vocal about, because you have IBS, correct? Yeah, well, yeah, Crohn's disease. Crohn's disease. It's a bowel disease, yeah. Okay, so you will have had some sticky situations. Yes. Yeah, so this one, I was on the road as a rep for someone which I won't name,

but I was driving from town to town and it was like a really windy strip where you just couldn't pull over and I just, you know, I had no other option. And as soon as I could, I pulled to the side and I reached into the glove box and got a pretty robust catalogue from whom I was working for. And, yeah, I just, I had to do it. I feel like you have to say what catalogue it was.

I feel like you... It was for watches. So you... Okay. I love how you ran before me. It's like, oh, it's not about me, but here's a story.

Yeah, you've just fully outed yourself. I'm imagining a watch catalogue. The books are very small. The sheets inside those pamphlets are tiny. That must have been quite jagged and quite a painful experience.

Yeah, look, probably not too much better than your old little paper towel situation, but yeah. Where did the sheets go, Vianney? That just kind of had to go into nature, but it was paper. It was untreated.

So it would have just, you know, fallen back into the earth. Vianney's a friend of the planet, okay? So nothing wrong here. The worst thing she could have done would be glad bagged them up, you know, and used plastic. Definitely not taking that with me. Vianney, great to have you on the show, by the way. Hey, thanks.

Thanks so much. Call back with stories like that any time. I have to read this text. Thanks so much. Call back with stories like that anytime. I have to read this text. Yeah. Okay. So I was caught in a public toilet with my four year old who needed to poo and no toilet paper. I had a croissant in my bag. No.

So wiped his bottom and put the used croissant back in the Ziploc bag. Soft. Very soft for the four year old Luxurious even Surely you'd flush a croissant wouldn't you? You could right? Could you? I don't know

I don't know Having kids is wild man You do some crazy shit We just talked about people Who got stuck without toilet paper And there was an emergency And we said what did you use? And we took a call from someone

Actually it was a text from someone whose child went to the toilet in a public toilet. There was no toilet paper there. They had no wipes but they had a croissant. Like luscious. And they used the croissant to wipe. I mean, so lovely for that wee

child's bottom. Someone texted and they said pan au chocolat. Oh gosh. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. Le chocolate croissant. Okay, let's do birthday banger.

This is where we find out what was number one in the charts the day you turned 16. Tracey's here to play. Hey, Trace. Hi, how are you going? Good, how are you? I'm good, thank you. Ever had a run-in with a croissant? No, I can't say I have, to be honest.

No, okay. I have to say that there's worse pastries you could use. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Wouldn't want to experience it. Yeah, right. It's quite a soft pastry, isn't it? I was trying to think about...

Yeah, well, moving on. Let's move on. Tracey, what's your birthday? 21st of July, 88. 88. And the 21st of July, 1998. Hang on a minute. Stop.

Wait. Is it 88? No, 1988. So you were born in 1988? Yeah, correct. Producer Ben, have we had a math whoopsie? Yeah, I've written the wrong day down. Go to the other ones.

Okay, we'll figure you out. We're going to come back to you, Tracy. Hang on. Good spotting, Caitlin. Let's go to Riley. Hey, Riley. Hey, how are you guys? Good, man.

How are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 28th of February, 1999. Okay, got it. Okay, so Riley, on the 28th of February, 1999, when you were 16, this wasn't... No, you want me to do it again?

Say it again. I was trying to do it fast because I knew that there was only that much. On the 28th of February 1999... No, not 1999. In 2015... Sorry. Here we go. Okay, hang on, wait.

I'll start again. Riley, are you still there, mate? It's my first week. It's my second day, okay? I'm just getting used to it. It's all right. Do you know what? I've got it now. You've got it? Yeah, I've got it, mate? It's my first week. It's my second day, okay? I'm just getting used to it. It's all right. Do you know what? I've got it now.

You've got it? Yeah, I've got it. Okay, let's go. Riley, on the 28th of February in 2015, this was Topping the Chart. Yeah! I did it! You did it, Riley. And here's your birthday banger.

Not bad. Not bad. Not bad, eh? It's a good tune. Bloody good tune, actually. Don't mind it at all. Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson. The good thing about that is it will age well.

It will. It's a pop song that's going to be good basically forever. Yes. So that's good. Let's go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi.

What's your birthday? 10th of May, 1995. Okay. You got the process, Caitlin? I've got it. You ready? Add 16. Let's go. Sarah, on the 10th of May, 1995. Okay. You got the process, Caitlin? I've got it. You ready? Add 16, let's go.

Sarah, on the 10th of May in 2011, this was the number one song. Get it, Sarah. It sounds like Sarah. Sarah, why are you laughing? Have you got a story behind this song? Well, it's a song that I used to dance to in my bedroom. Yeah. Hey, girl. Push the lenses out of your sunglasses and do the shuffle.

Pretty much. Yeah, good. Okay, that's good. Got backstory for you. We'll go back to Trace. Trace, you still with us? Yeah. Okay, we've figured it out.

Let's do it now. Can we have your birthday one more time? 21st of July, 1988. Got it, got it, got it. Tracey, on the 21st of July in 2004 when you it Tracy On the 21st of July In 2004 When you were 16 This was your song

I think that you should Let it burn Oh we're at the weights Do you know what This is better than the last song That it was gonna be Yeah We thought she was 10 years younger

When we had it wrong It was Sam Smith And this is gold Do you like Usher Oh yes Oh she's not that happy Okay alright when she was 10 years younger. When we had it wrong, it was Sam Smith. And this is gold. Do you like Usher? Oh, yes. Oh, she's not that happy. Okay, all right.

We'll factor that in. Usher, Bruno Mars, LMFAO. What do you like? I want Usher. Yeah, I want Usher too. I love that song. Yeah, that's fine. Usher's my favourite artist of all time.

Is he? Yeah. Is she stoked with it? Trace, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome. Thanks. There we go.

That's good. That's good. Get down to burn by Usher. Brian Clint with Caitlin. This is ZM. It's coming for me to

say this. It's coming from my heart. It's been a long time coming, but we didn't pan fell apart. We really want to work this out, but I don't think you're going to change it. I do what you don't think it's best we go. We'll see you next time. So many other things I gotta deal with I think that you should let it burn

When the feeling ain't the same in your body Don't want you, but you know Gotta let it go, cause the party ain't Jumpin' like it used to Even though this one proves you Let it burn, let it burn Gotta let it burn Deep down you know it's best for yourself

But you Ain't the thought of a being with someone else But you know that it's over Just do it Let it burn Let it burn Gotta listen to the pain cause I ain't supposed to Got somebody here but I want you

Cause the feeling ain't the same Find myself calling her your name. Ladies, tell me, do you understand? Now, my fellas, do you feel my pain? It's not the way I feel. I knew I made a mistake. Now it's too late. I know she ain't coming back.

What I gotta do now to get my shorty back? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do without my boo. You've been gone for too long. It's been 15, 11 days. I'm T-Nobbles. I'm gonna be do without my boo. You've been gone for too long. It's been 11 days. I'm seeing I was going to be burning. You're return. When you're feeling the same in your body.

Don't want to let it go. Cause the body ain't jumping like it used to. Even though that's my truth. Let it burn. Let it burn. You gonna learn. Gotta let it burn. Deep down you know it's best for you're somewhere true Ain't the thought of a being when someone else is with you

Know that it's over, know it's over Know it's through, yeah, baby Oh girl, I'm twisted cause one side of me is telling me that I need to move on On the other side I wanna break down and cry I'm twisted cause one side of me is telling me that I need to move on On the other side I wanna break down and cry Can you feel me burning? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Too many days, so many hours

I'm still burning to your return When you feel the pain The same in your body Don't want you, but you know Gotta let it go The love party ain't jumping high Get used to Even though that's not true

Let it burn, let it burn Gotta let it burn Too deep down inside your bed ZM. Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Brie. That's Usher and Burn the winner of Birthday Banger Today from 2004 this is my first ever CD this album of his

man I was in love with him yeah I remember that as well because I was I think I was 16 I think that my birthday banger year

is 2004 as well yeah and I remember looking at that CD and going damn is that what dudes are supposed to look like? I don't look like that. I don't think I'll ever look like that. Or dance like him.

Or dance like that. Sorry, I didn't mean to say you're a bad dancer. Oh, no, I'm a horrific dancer. Oh, you are. Don't worry about that. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. With Caitlyn filling in for Brie while she's off filming a TV show

that's new oh not new that's Olivia Rodrigo and Driver's License it's not new it's literally the only song I've been playing since New Year's Day no one thinks that's new

I still love it though Caitlin's here and you've got some hot Bridgerton news to share with everyone this afternoon yeah I'm very gutted about this to be honest like I'm not just like

oh yeah bummer I'm like genuinely gutted right and I don't know if I am allowed to be very gutted about this, to be honest. Like, I'm not just like, oh, yeah, bummer. I'm, like, genuinely gutted. Right. And I don't know if I am allowed to be genuinely gutted. Anyway, the Duke of Hastings. Of course, if you've seen Bridgerton, you know who the Duke is. Reggie Jean Page is his real name. He's the white guy with the sideburns, right?

No. Is he not? No, the Duke. The Duke? Did you watch it? The Duke is the main character. The Duke and Daphne. Oh, right? No. Is he not? No, the Duke. The Duke. Did you watch it? The Duke is the main character. The Duke and Daphne. Oh, oh, oh.

Come on. Sorry, my bad. The Duke. Okay, I'm going to stop thinking about him while I read this. The other guy. There's two guys. Well, both of the guys are pretty dishy. Both of them are pretty hot.

Only one of them gets his shirt off though, doesn't he? The Duke. We just said the other guy's bum though. Oh right, yeah, okay. Okay, he has just been revealed over the last couple of days. He's got a girlfriend in real life. The actor Reggie Jean Page

is taken, ladies. And it's not because there was those rumours that went round that it was Phoebe who is Daphne on the film. She portrays Daphne Bridgerton. It's not because there was those rumours that went round that it was Phoebe who is Daphne on the film. She portrays Daphne Bridgerton. It's not her. No, it's not. Apparently he lives with this girl as well.

I was actually just going to be really mean about her. I'm really genuinely gutted because we're the same age. Like he's 31, I'm 30. I could have been with him. Like he could have genuinely been my boyfriend. That was supposed to be me. And she's taken your spot. Have you done a deep dive into her

and found out who she is? She's a writer, part time footballer. She's really beautiful. Is she your age as well? Yeah. Right. So it could have been you. This is what happened when Zac Efron got a new girlfriend because he was actually closer to us. He lives in Australia

and I was like, I could have been flown over there. I could have been over there nursing or something. I could have stitched up his hand and fallen in love with him. But no, he's got this girlfriend that he met in a cafe. I want to ridicule you for this but I can't because I've been in this situation too. Really? When I met

Katy Perry, I went and got a special haircut. You thought that you could be with Katy Perry? I put on my best shirt. Well, I just thought, I just thought, on the off chance, like when am I ever going to be in her sphere ever again? Yeah. So I thought you've got to put your best foot forward because you never know what could happen.

You actually never know. I've watched Love Actually when Hugh Grant decides that he's going to date the secretary. You know, stranger things could happen. So I'm not going to make fun of you for mourning your loss of the duke because I think it's relatable. Yeah. It's like when you go to concerts when you're younger and you do, you look your best. Hopefully Harry Styles will look out across the stage and fall in love. But that's it, right?

That's why we fan. Yes. That's it. Because it's the off chance that it could happen. And you have seen the many celebrities that go out with everyday people. Yeah. I'm just saying the Duke and I would have looked really well together. Can Harry Styles please just hook up with a directioner to keep the dream alive?

You know? No, you know that Harry Styles is going hook up with a directioner to keep the dream alive? You know? No, you know that Harry Styles is going out with Olivia Munn, right? Yeah. Or was she a mad One Direction fan? No, no, no. She's like a celebrity is what I'm saying. He's already taken. You mean like someone that's not taken.

Okay, sure. Someone that's not taken. Well, no, what about, who was that guy? Nah, this is not. Mark Damon. He went out, he married just, oh wait, who was that guy? Nah, this is not. Mark Damon. He went out, he married just a waitress. Not just a waitress, but he married a waitress. Mark Damon or Matt Damon?

Who's Mark Damon? Mark Wahlberg? Maybe one of them. The Duke's taken, everybody. The Duke has taken and I'm really pissed. Yesterday, we debuted a heart remix on this show. That's what we do. We play heart remixes.

It was the guy who's a lawyer who was in a Zoom meeting with a judge and he had a cat filter stuck on his face. And it was like he was really scared because he didn't know how to get it off. Yeah, well, now he's a song. I believe you have a filter turned on in the video settings. Just play a bit of this because it's so good. Is it so good? Hang on.

The up arrow. I think it's a filter. I'm not a cat. Not a cat. Can you hear me, Jed? Not a cat. Not a cat. Can you hear me, Jed?

We're trying to. Oh, we're trying to. Oh. Remove it. I've got my assistant here. She's trying to remove it. I'm here live. I'm not a cat.

I've seen that he's now selling merch. Is he? He's not embarrassed anymore. He loved it. He's gone viral. He's leaning into it. Man, he mustn't be a very good lawyer if he's making money out of selling merch. He's like, I'm quitting lawyering.

Today, a brand new remix from an absolute icon, actually. Who remembers Rebecca Black? This song. This will make you feel old. Rebecca Black's Friday is now 10 years old. Oh wow. Yeah, this came out 10 years ago.

Wow. She must have, we talked about this, she must have lived the wildest 10 years because she was a kid. She was so young when she did this and got dragged by the entire internet, which was a much more vicious place back then.

Yeah. And everyone was like, this is the shittest song ever. This is the worst song. And she was doing it for real. She was trying to start her music career. Do you remember she's driving in the fake car with her friends, they're sitting in the back. Do you remember that it's green screened?

Do you remember the skyline that they use The city skyline behind her It's actually Auckland Oh really If you go back and watch the original Friday music video The fake city that they're driving past Where did she get it from Did we say she was allowed to use it I was just glad to get a shout out

That was a really big song but it's not a shout out They didn't say hey Auckland She's not like on Friday get down in Auckland True good point maybe it's coming Because Rebecca Black to celebrate 10 years of Friday has released an official remix now this remix has been done by her it's not someone trying to make fun of her so she's like guys I'm back it's back I'm bringing myself back the song you never asked for it's back the song you all hated I'm bringing you back. I'm going to do a remix of it. So this is official.

It's been done by the Rebecca Black. There's a music video for it as well. Are you ready? Should we debut this? Yeah. Should we play the Rebecca Black Friday remix? Here we go. Whoa, whoa, Ben. It has not been censored.

Hang on, let's just hope for the best. What? She didn't make this. This is real. She didn't make this. This is real. Just wait for the drop. Hang on, here it is. It's actually growing on me.

So, better or worse, I guess we've got to say. Has it been proven on the original? It's more annoying. It doesn't make her sound any better. Why did she do this? Ben, did you listen to this before you put it in? Nah, I didn't. I really didn't.

That's the worst F word we've ever dropped on this show. Uh oh. It's my first week. I'm going to get fired. Thanks a lot, Rebecca Black. That might be the end of the Clint and Caitlin hot remix centre. I think that's it. I think we have to end the segment.

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