ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th February 2024

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

Crossing LIVE to Sydney for The Eras Tour... The 2.8 MILLION dollar mistake !!! Fridayoke: Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low Guess the accent game is back... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. Afternoon everybody. Happy Friday. welcome to the Bree and Clint show Happy Friday y'all, big show for you today, we've got a heat planned Friday Okie, I'm very excited, we're doing this song from Lil Jon To the window, to the window, to the wall

I mean, it's a crowd favourite always I said to Bree, we have to do something from the Super Bowl, and she said, I'll do anything except Usher. It's too hard. He's such a good singer. So we're going to do Lil Jon and the East Side Boys at 5 o'clock for Friday Oki. Such a good tune. And, of course, the Aries Tour kicks off in Melbourne today,

so we're going to cross live to one of our ZMers on the scene in Melbourne to get the goss. But first, let's kick things off with Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Here we go. The ladies are two in front. They're on 12. The tradies, they're on 10. Our lady today is calling us from Wellington. She's 25 years old and she doesn't know how to ride a bike. Really? Welcome to the show, Madison.

G'day, Maddie. What do you mean? You never learnt? Your parents never taught you how to ride a bike? No, I literally never learnt. I tried to learn when I was like 13 years old, but I just went straight into a hedge and I just never tried again. Wow.

Well, you're not going to get your motorbike licence anytime soon. No, definitely not. You're taking on our tradie today from Auckland. He's 29 and he is a mega 1975 fan. Welcome to the show, Dylan. G'day, Dylan. Hey, g'day, James. How are we? We're good.

As a mega fan of the 1975, what were your thoughts when Matt Healy was dating Taylor Swift? Oh, I don't think I'm allowed to comment about that on the MMI. I don't want to alienate you. He mucked it up, Dylan. He had the opportunity of a lifetime and he fumbled the bag. Yeah, he fumbled the bag back there, yeah. Yeah, he stuffed it.

I mean, in fairness, he was always ever just going to be the rebound. The rebound guy. I just don in fairness, he was always ever just going to be the rebound. The rebound guy. I just don't think you can find two guys who are more diametrically opposed than Matt Healy and Travis Kelsey. Hence why, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's true. They're at such opposite ends of the spectrum. Anyway, let's focus on you two.

The first one of you two to give us three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Dylan, your buzzer is tradie. Madison, yours is lady. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Name the Taylor Swift tour that kicks off tonight in Melbourne. Lady.

Yes, Madison. The Errors Tour. It is the Errors Tour. Nice work. One point to the ladies. Question number two. What word describes a large group of cattle? Is it a flock, a gang or a

herd? Trady. Dylan's in. We'll go a herd. It is a herd. It is of course a herd of cattle. We are one apiece. Question number three. Which nation are New Zealand currently playing test cricket against? Trady. Yes Dylan.

That would be South Africa. It is South Africa. It is the South Africans. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. I feel like this is a tight game. Madison, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. What body of water separates New Zealand and Australia?

Lady. Yes, Madison. Tasman Sea. Yes. It is the Tasman. We are all tied up. What a game for a Friday. Here we go. Thisman Sea? Yes. It is the Tasman. We are all tied up. What a game for a Friday. Here we go.

This is for the win. Who was the star of the hit show Seinfeld? Lady. Madison. Jerry Seinfeld? She's got it. She's a lady. Woo!

What a game. She's a lady. It was a quick game. It was a tight game. It was a good game. And we've got our winner, Madison. You've scored 50 bucks thanks to KFC. Congratulations.

Thank you so much. Nice work. You were all over that. Bree and Clint. Big news out of Australia overnight, which has nothing to do with Taylor Swift, the other superstar that's in Aussie at the moment, Pink. She's on her world tour

and she's spending a lot of time down under Australia. Then she's coming here doing a lot of shows. She's in Sydney at the moment for her summer carnival tour. And a bit of downtime overnight, she booked a table at a bar in Manly in Sydney, which if you've been to Sydney, it's where the Sea Eagles are from. Yeah, the Manly Sea Eagles.

Catch the ferry from Circular Quay across to Manly. It's a good day. Yeah, it is a good day. She booked a table for her and eight friends. Okay. Paid a deposit on the table. Right. Showed up for her reservation

and security said to her, ID, please. I'm not, you think I'm joking, I'm not joking. And she would have been like, ooh, I love being asked for ID. Stop it. Stop it. They said, no, sorry ma'am, ID please. And she said, oh, I actually don't have any on

me. My ID is my face you idiot. But I am pink if that helps. And they rejected her. They turned her and her entire party of people even though they had a reservation and even though she's global superstar pink and they rejected her. They turned her and her entire party of people, even though they had a reservation and even though she's global superstar pink, they turned her away and said, no, she can't come in.

What do you think about that? I think that's a big mistake, or is it a great decision because now we're all talking about it, even though we're not going to name the bar. We're going to name the bar. It's the Manly Skiff. Oh, well, there you go. They're getting some free press.

Yeah, but it's not good press. It's bad press. Because in that situation, even if you don't know who Pink is, which I struggle to believe, just Google her. Like, I know she wouldn't want to be the person who's like, hey, I know this is really awkward, but I'm actually... She wouldn't know either. I'm actually that really, really famous.

Not like C-list. Have you ever watched the Ellen DeGeneres show? Or D-list. No. Like, she's A-list celebrity. Especially in Australia. Especially in Australia. They love her there. Plus, all of that aside,

I mean, she's got a great skincare routine. She looks phenomenal. But she looks over 25. She's 44. She does look amazing, though. She's 44 years old. Do you take it as a compliment? No, I'd be really pissed off. I'd be pretty pissed off considering they'd paid a bloody deposit. I was on DJ Sevier's Instagram today,

and he does a lot of gigs around New Zealand and Australia and plays in a lot of bars. He was actually standing up for the security in the doorman. He said, in Sydney, the bars use facial recognition software, and they have to put you into the system and they have to put it next to your ID that you give them. I didn't know this. It's very Black Mirror, but that's the deal.

Yeah, so they started rolling that out a few years ago because they have it in all the big cities in Australia now. And I think it's, yeah, so you put your ID and they put the ID down and then they take a photo of you. So they keep troublemakers out, right?

So, well, if something happens, let's say like a big brawl breaks out, you know, Pink starts throwing chairs inside the manly skiff. Yeah. They literally have a picture and the ID of every single person that was in the building. Yeah. I would bend the rules for Pink. I'd go, I know we have to do this, but I feel like we're going to bend the building. Yeah. I would bend the rules for Pink. I'd go, I know we have to do this, but I feel like

we're going to bend the rules. By the way, can you put up an Instagram story about how cool our bar is? Thanks. And you come, oh, and dinner on us, by the way,

because you are literally Pink. Pink. So, yeah. And sorry about him. He's new. Pink, if you're listening, it won't happen to you when you come to New Zealand.

Don't need ID. Although, weirdly, it did happen to her in 2018 in Ponsonby. What? Same thing. Maybe it is her. She's got a pretty recognisable face, no?

Bree and Clint. Someone we know who used to work at ZM. Meg is there in Sydney right now. Come in, Meg. Hello. I'm in Melbourne. I'm having such a good time. You and how many thousand other Kiwis?

There's more Kiwis in Melbourne than there is in the Gold Coast at the moment, right? I have no idea, but there's always a lot of Kiwis in Australia anyway. It's been very good. I've had a few exes. Yeah. I was watching your Instagram story yesterday because you arrived and you went straight to the venue to get in the queue for the merch. Did they open the queue for the merch a day early?

Well, no, they've been doing pop-ups, is my understanding, and my friend had posted the day before that there were, like, no lines, and then she went the next morning and there were no lines. I was like, great, I'll go for a wander. Rocked up about an hour after she posted, and the lines were two hours long. No! Oh, my God.

Did you do it? Yeah. Did you get in the queue, though? I did. Yeah? I did, and thank God I had a little cardi with me, or cardigan, if you will, because I needed to cover my gaff. Thanks for the translation.

Thanks for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Taylor Swift reference. Yeah, it is. Thanks, man. Can you give us the goss? I want to know what merch you bought. How much?

And exactly how much it cost. Well, I didn't go overboard. I got a blue crew neck sweater, which was $120. I know. And then I got the smallest kid size t-shirt because all the other ones were so massive. But there were girls in the line next to me who had a list and they were tallying up their costs. And one of them went, oh my God, so how much does that come to? And they were like, $1,400.

Is that all? No! No way! And there were people walking away with like four bags. I'm like, people have dropped thousands on this stuff. It's ridiculous. No wonder Taylor Swift owns two jets. Do you reckon, Meg, they're buying up so big

because they reckon they're going to sell it later on or is it just for themselves? Well, I hope not. It's a bit poos, isn't it? Like, it's just scalping, but with merch. Yeah. How much was the T-shirt? I always am interested,

because the T-shirt is kind of like the metric. It's kind of the bog standard. How much was your Taylor Swift era's T-shirt? It was 65 US. I mean, not US. Oh, my God, take that back. It was 65 Australian. I'm not mad at that.

That's not too bad. No, no. That's okay. I mean, like, I went to, you know, so many concerts, and the standard's, like, 50. So for Taylor, like, a 15 markup. Yeah. It's whatever.

Yeah, okay. So the gig is tonight. Is there a vibe around Melbourne, or is it such a big city that you can't really tell that it's going on? You can definitely tell. And, like, Flinders Station, I don't know if you've seen, they like lift up.

I haven't gone insane again. I'm also staying with my friends in a loft apartment that has no windows. I actually haven't been outside today. I'm just getting ready. I've bunkered down. But yesterday,

just walking around the G, look at me, a Melbourne local, and just like seeing everyone, like there are Swifties everywhere. And if you can't tell by the fact that they're carrying five merch bags, people have bracelets. There's a twinkle in their eye they're wearing, like there are Swifties everywhere. And if you can't tell by the fact that they're carrying five merch bags,

people have bracelets, there's a twinkle in their eye, they're wearing like cute little outfits. Oh, fun. They're living their best life. We need to know, last question, Meg, who's there in Melbourne for the first concert of the Taylor Swift Errors Tour. What are you wearing? Oh, my God.

You just said, are we going to the... Yeah, I can't believe I'm going tonight. It's actually unbelievable. I'm wearing a little two-piece silver sequin top and my black cowgirl boots because you can't not. Yeah. Did you sequin it yourself? No, I actually had an Etsy custom t-shirt made and it didn't arrive in time,

so the sequin top was a last-minute fix. Yeah. It does cut up my armpits but you know, it's going to be fine. I'm going to be so excited that I won't notice. If you follow Meg Wyatt on TikTok, that cowgirl sequined outfit is a long way from the prawn

costume that you wore to the Harry Styles concert. Okay, I am known for my iconic concept. You're just going to have to follow me on TikTok, TikTok on Instagram. Hey, you enjoy to have to follow me, Meg Talks, you've got my Instagram. Hey, you enjoy that? You enjoy that show, mate? We are very jealous

that you're there. It's going to be incredible. We want to hear all about it, okay? Of course. You're going to be. You have no choice. I'm going to ram it

down everyone's throat. Put on your bag. That's Meg Wyatt. She's on ZM on the weekends. Get ready for your feed to be bombarded with Taylor Swift

over the next couple of weeks. Next on the show, the latest. Who's the really, really, really, really big deal rock star? Like, iconic classic rock star who's had a jab at Ed Sheeran in the media. What? Yeah. Oh, not that Aussie Osbourne again. You can't take him anywhere.

Close. We'll talk about it next. Brianne Clint. it's ZM. Love her. Brianne Clint. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Rockstar, big deal rockstar, Rod Stewart. You familiar?

Very familiar, of course. Former husband of Kiwi supermodel Rachel Hunter. Yes. Has done a very shady interview in the UK media where he has lashed out at Ed Sheeran. This seems so strange to me. What problems has Rod Stewart got with Ed Sheeran? He's 79 years old and they asked him,

whose music, whose current music, do you believe will stand the test of time the way that yours has? Great question. Like in 50 years time, who's the artist putting out music now that will still be relevant? Yes. And he said, I like what's his name? He's British, very talented songwriter. His

songs will definitely be around. The interviewer said, oh, are you talking about Ed Sheeran? Sounds like you are talking about Ed Sheeran. Rod Stewart said, you talking about Ed Sheeran? Sounds like you are talking about Ed Sheeran. Rod Stewart said, no, not Ed Sheeran. I don't know any of his songs. Oh, ginger bollocks. Jesus.

What a grumpy old man. He hates Ed Sheeran and his music, which I reckon Ed would be quite gutted about because Rod Stewart would be one of his idols. Surely. He's done all the things that Ed Sheeran is doing. That stink from Rod Stewart, if you ask me. Who was he talking about?

So who do you think he was talking about? So wait, what did he describe him as? He said he's British, really talented songwriter. His songs will still be around. Was he talking about Stormzy? No, not Stormzy. He was talking about George Ezra. And you like George Ezra?

Don't get me wrong. I like George Ezra. But you like George Ezra, but you don't like Ed Sheeran? George Ezra is Ed Sheeran with a funny voice. Yes. George Ezra is Ed Sheeran with a funny voice. Yes. George Ezra is Ed Sheeran's

understudy. Anyway, grumpy old man things are grumpy old man things. Oh, mate. Rod Stewart will be there

front and centre at the George Ezra concert. Doing the George Ezra voice. That's the latest. You are not going to believe this story, but a man Oh, Jezra boys. That's the latest. Brian Clint. You are not going to believe this story, but a man in Western Australia nearly made a $2.8 million mistake when he put his winning lottery ticket into the washing machine. These stories are why I like to buy my lotto tickets on the app,

you know, because I feel like you can't lose the app, but then there's the conspiracy. It's like, well, does anyone ever actually win on the app? Sometimes, you know. Are the numbers on the app the same as when you go to check the ticket? You've got to go analogue, you know. Sometimes you've got to go analogue, and this guy probably should have bought it on the app

because his Division 1 winning ticket was in the pocket of his pants and he put them into the washing machine. $2.8 million. $2.8 million this ticket was worth. He said, I've got to take the ticket out of my trousers and I put it in the washing machine. After five minutes, I realised and I stopped the washing machine to grab the ticket. Fortunately, it hadn't gotten wet yet. Oh, thank God. I would be inconsolable.

He didn't know. I don't believe he knew it was a winning ticket at the time. Oh, that explains a bit. Because in my head, I was thinking this would never happen to me because if I knew I had the winning lotto ticket, it wouldn't leave my hand. Yeah, exactly. Like I would put it in a glad bag so it was safe and it couldn't get like ripped or torn or anything. You'd put it somewhere safe.

And then I would put it in my hand and then I would put like a sack over my hand. And then I'd put a chain around that sack with a padlock that only I knew the combination to. Yeah, because that wouldn't look weird, would it? No, no. And then I would call an Uber and I would say, drive me to the lotteries office now. Stat. And then the Uber driver figures out what's happening and he drives you to a date. call an Uber and I would say drive me to the lottery's office now. Step. And then the Uber driver figures out what's happening and he drives you to a dark alley. Okay, I'll say to my wife, drive me there. Drive me.

That's a better idea. And she'll go. And she drives you to a dark alley. She goes, so I get your life insurance and a $2.8 million ticket? Hell yeah. Why not? God, you would kick yourself for the rest of your life if you had to put that through the washing machine?

I would. I like to think that maybe I would come to terms with it and it would teach me a life lesson. Mate. Not straight away. If anyone. Eventually it would make me realise money can't buy happiness. If I know anyone that wouldn't get over it,

it would be Clinton Roberts. I'd be ropeable. You'd be devastated for the rest of your life. I'd be like the guy who could have been Dan Carter, but I got too pissed and missed the game where this all-black selector was. I would never recover from it. That's the story you tell us all the time about yourself.

Yeah, I could have been Dan Carter. You could have been Dan Carter. That's why you wear his perfume. I missed the game and I missed the genetics. Those are the two things. If I just had those two things, I would have been Dan Carter. Have you ever put anything through the wash? Nothing extremely valuable.

I've put my wife's... Well, actually I should watch what I say. What do you put of your wife's through the washing machine? Some of her really nice clothing i put through a hot wash and shrank oh like how expensive are we talking like like it doesn't matter because all has been forgiven and we've moved on but definitely a few hundred dollars like i would have been spewing at you and today i put my own shorts through the wash with some arts and crafts from my children in the pocket and it was red paper and now my best shorts

which are white with this huge red smudge on the pocket. Oh, you should make them tie-dye. That'd be cool. I can see you doing a bit of tie-dye. The only thing I've really put through the wash I'm pretty sure I've put like 12 chapsticks through the wash. Oh yeah, they survive though. And to be honest I just keep using them so that's not bad and I've put like 12 chapsticks through the wash. Oh, yeah, they survived though.

And to be honest, I just keep using them, so that's not bad. And I did put my very first pair of AirPods I ever owned through the wash. Oh, yeah, classic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was gutted about that. Let's take some calls on our 800 dials at him. What have you put through the wash? How valuable was it?

Did it survive? Bree and Clint. And we're asking you guys, what did you put through the wash after a man from Perth put a $2.8 million lotto ticket through the wash? He realised just in time. He didn't know it was worth $2.8 million at the time. No. But it ended up being a winning First Division ticket.

Which is even more impressive to leap into action that you didn't know it was worth $2.8 million. So we asked you, what have you put in? Someone said, my ex-boyfriend put a whole pack of cigarettes in the wash. It was in the pocket of his jeans, tobacco everywhere. Took a long time to get the washing machine clean again. Yeah, would have stunk, wouldn't it? Hopefully it was like menthol cigarettes

and your clothes had like a nice like menthol smell to them. Yeah, that would be the silver lining. Someone said that they accidentally put a nappy through the wash. They don't recommend. I'd burn that washing machine. That washing machine's dead. I'm never putting my delicates in the washing machine that's had a full nappy traipsing around in it.

Interestingly though, if you use reusable nappies, they all go through the washing machine. But you give them a good nappy. Although, interestingly though, if you use reusable nappies, they all go through the washing machine. But you give them a good soak first. You rinse them, don't you? You get the chunky bits off. Yeah, you don't put it in full. Let's talk to Kay on 0800DALES.M. Hi, Kay.

Hi, Kay. Is it Kaya? Kaya, yeah. Hey, Kaya. What did you put through the wash? Well, I used to own a cafe in Wellington, and I did all the laundry. So I've put everything you can imagine through the wash.

I've put kitchen utensils, coffee grounds, hundreds of dollars of cash, which is like getting New Zealand's plastics. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah, thank God. Yeah. Yeah. Four bags of coins. My favourite was probably an entire bottle of, like,

glass bottle of juice. Oh, okay. Did it break or did it? It did not break. What? It went through an entire wash cycle and it came out. Can I ask you a critical question here? Yes.

Are you the right person to be doing the laundry? Doesn't sound like it. There was no other option. Now people have strengths and weaknesses. I feel like doing the laundry might not be your strong suit. I'm sure you've got lots of other skills, but maybe this is not the area for you. That is not my strong suit.

Maybe the folding, the washing folding is for you, Kaya. Yeah, that's when I found all the items left in the folding stage. Oh, okay, this is my way to be there. It's like a Trisha Hunt every time she does the washing. Thanks, Kaya. Someone texted her and said, I was changing the bed linen on my bed one time. I put the duvet cover in the washing machine

and realised five minutes later I couldn't find my phone. To my horror, I stopped the machine and I saw it in there. It had all of my photos from my European holiday on it. Most phones are waterproof now, but I imagine this was before that. But I feel like a washing machine's a different story, though. Like, yes, it's waterproof, but it's going like through the absolute ringer in there.

Someone said, I once put car keys through the wash and I didn't realise until the wash was finished. It was my electronic key for my Mazda Demio. But thankfully the rear ignition key still worked. The good thing about a Mazda Demio, and the Ram Raids have taught us this recently, you can start a Mazda Demio with a butter knife.

So they are the easiest car. Every single Ram Raid in the last three years in this country has been perpetrated by a Mazda Demio and not a single person had the keys to that car. Because like when I think Ram Raid, just hear me out, when I think Ram Raid, I don't think Mazda Demio. No, you think Bull Bars. Like I think like, you know.

Yeah, but these cowards are targeting dairies. They're not trying to drive into a bank, you know. Yeah, but still. They're not going through steel girders. Like a Mazda Demio is like one of the tiniest little tampon cars I've ever seen. Well, like a tampon. It looks like a tampon on wheels. It goes right in.

It's tiny. Let's go to Stephanie on 0800 dials at M. Hey, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi. Tell us, mate, what did you put through the wash? I've put a few things through the wash, but the main thing I put through the wash was an iPhone

7, I think it was at the time. Not waterproof. And yeah, I can tell you I didn't realise until the wash had finished and yeah, I went to the phone graveyard. Did you try and put it in rice or it was long gone?

I tried, but I knew it was gone. And then I was banned from getting another phone. Like, my parents wouldn't buy me another one for another year. Oh, no. Until you learned your lesson. It hasn't stopped there. And a few years later, I'm still putting expensive things into the washing machine without looking. What else?

I've put a full pair of ear pods. Oh, no. So many ear pods. So many ear pods on the text machine. Yeah, don't feel bad about that. I saw my ear pod on the lawn when she was mowing the lawn, and fair enough, the ear pods were in the washing machine. What?

I feel like you should get the corded headphones. Yeah. You should get the one. Go old school. Go analogue for you, I think, Steph. Everything for you should get the corded headphones. Yeah. You should get the one. Go old school. Go analogue for you, I think, Steph. Everything for you should be tethered.

Yes, I understand. I reckon you should get a carabiner and just hook everything to that carabiner. Someone said, my friend's cat climbed into the washing machine

to have a sleep and she put the sheets in. It wasn't until the next morning that she found him. That's not true. That's not a true story. I thought that was going to have a happy ending. Did you pre-read it?

No, I'm under pressure here. Because I read that one and went, that's not for on air. And then Clint starts reading it. I was just joking about that one. That's a joke. That was a joke, kids. That was not real. Kids, if you're listening, that was a joke.

Fluffy is fine. Fluffy is fine. Fluffy's fine. Bree and Clint. This is the One Second Song Challenge where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible. Michael, me and you are going to work together this afternoon. Kia ora. Hello.

Kia ora. Let's do this. Let's do this. We're taking on Bree and Lydia. Hi, Lydia. Hey, team. Let's win you some KFC, okay? Oh, I sure hope so.

Let's do it. In the absence of senior producer Claudia, who is at the Eris Tour in Melbourne today, fill-in producer Brooke is going to run the game. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Testing one, two, one, two. You're on.

Check one, two, check one, two. We can hear you. Hello. Have we got a theme for this week's One Second Song Challenge? We do. And since Queen B announced that she's going to be making a Yeehaw country album. Yes.

Yes. It's country music. Country music One Second Song Challenge. I love country music. Yes. Well, actually, we'll see if I do. So you know how the game goes. I want to buzz in with your name and the name of the song and the artist.

Gotcha. Got it. Got it. Okay. And Clint and I will go first and then Michael and Lydia will go head to head. Right. Are you ready for your first one? We're ready.

We're ready. Here you go. Brie. Brie. It's Lady Antebellum. Need you now. Ding, ding, ding. I do love country.

Mummy. They actually only called, they. My name. They actually only called, they changed their name. Are they Lady A now? Lady A. That's right. You're spot on. Why? Because it was antebellum racist.

I can't remember what it has to do with. That's why the Dixie chicks changed. That's why. Yeah, something like that. All right. Over to Michael and Lydia. Are you guys ready to give this a go? Yep. Go on, guys.

Come on, Lydia. All right, buzzers are your names. Here's your song. Lydia. What about Michael? Luke Holmes. I'm going to give it to Lydia. Fast car.

I remember we were driving, driving in your car. That was incredible. Wow. I feel like Michael was right there, though, weren't you, Michael? Hot on your tail. Yep. Yeah. A blow.

Oh, backs against the wall here, Mike. We've got to pull three from three. So two to Bree and Lydia. Get me done. Nil to Michael and Clint. Okay. You guys ready? Yeah.

Ready. Here's your next one. Ew. Bree. Clint. Oh, Bree straight in there. Oh, what You guys ready? Yeah. Ready. Here's your next one. Brie. Clint. Oh, Brie straight in there. Oh, what's it called? No, surely. It's Taylor Swift.

Actually, weirdly, I know this one. Do you? Yeah. Mean? Yeah. I was just trying to get it to your head. What's that? Joey King was in this video clip.

Oh, God, that's a good memory you've got. Absolute banger, though. 3-0, game over. Lydia, congratulations, you've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, how good. Nice work, Lydia. Have a good weekend. Thank you.

We got pounded, Michael. We didn't stand a chance. Pounded. We can't even argue with that. Like, it wasn't even close. It was my specialty category, I think. I want to see if I'll get the next one. Like, you own...

Like, you can't buzz in. Like, you own RM Williams boots, but I actually wear mine. I can't argue with that. Brian Clint, next on the show, this is quite scandalous. The CEO of Eden Park, New Zealand's biggest stadium, has gone on the record and confirmed the real reason why Taylor Swift didn't bring her Heiress Tour to New Zealand. Because what was it?

They said, oh, the stage is too big. Yeah, they said we can't fit the Eris Tour in New Zealand. He says wrong. He said that's not the reason. And he, because he was in negotiations. Okay. First, though, it's all about Taylor Swift this weekend in Australia. The Eris Tour, the biggest tour on the planet.

Possibly the biggest tour in history. Does Melbourne and then it does Sydney. It does not do New Zealand. Which, understandably, people have been quite salty about because Kiwis love Taylor Swift, but she's not bringing the heiress tour here. She's kind of hit and miss for New Zealand. She didn't bring the 1989.

She bought Speak Now, didn't bring 1989, was here for Reputation, not this one. Not this one. So it's kind of hit or miss. The reason we've been told is that the show is so big, there's not a New Zealand venue that could host it. The CEO of New Zealand's biggest stadium, our national stadium, Eden Park, his name is Nick Saundner.

He's gone on record in the New Zealand Herald today and said, uh-uh, that's not the case at all. I was in the meeting. What was it? We mapped it out. The stage is 100 metres long. We have space for a 100 metre stage. We could have seated 60,000 people for the heiress tour. It's not 80 that she's getting at the MCG,

but it's 60,000. We could have fit the Taylor Swift heiress tour here at Eden Park. The real reason that we don't get the Airers Tour is because for it to come here, they would need to do multiple nights. Yeah. But because the people that live around Eden Park are absolute punishers who don't want concerts in the area,

Eden Park is only allowed to hold six concerts a year. And this year, they're doing two pink concerts and three Coldplay concerts. So there's only space for one more show. You're kidding. And they can't afford to bring the Eris Tour to New Zealand for one show to 60,000 people. They would have to do three nights.

Have the people that live around Eden Park banged on their chest and complained that much that they're only allowed six concerts? Correct. They were allowed no, until two years ago, they were allowed no concerts. Six doesn't seem like much. Like it's not like you, look, I mean it's easy for me to say because I don't live around there,

but it's not like when they bought the place, they didn't know the stadium was there. Exactly right. Eden Park's been there for over a hundred years. Like, they knew the stadium was there. Also, that's the best part of living next to a stadium is the cool stuff happens next to your house.

Do they, here's a question, do they get free tickets? No. Oh, see, I feel like they could have worked out a deal. I wonder if they get preferential rates, but no, they don't deserve free No. Oh, see, I feel like they could have worked out a deal. I wonder if they get preferential rates. But no, they don't deserve free tickets. Well, I mean, if... You bought a house next to a stadium.

Like, come on. Come on. It's like the people who bought their houses next to Western Springs Speedway, and they're like, we don't like stock cars. It's quite loud. Why are you guys doing...

It is. You can hear the engines. So up until now, I've been quite angry at Taylor's management for overlooking New Zealand. It's not their fault. It's actually not their fault. Not their fault at all. It's former Prime Minister Helen Clark and the rest of the Eden Park Residents Association

who banded together to make sure we don't have any fun ever. Don't you dare use that stadium. No way is Taylor Swift coming here. We supported that Women's World Cup thingy, and that's it. That was enough. No more. What could have been, right?

What could have been? And I said, could we all take me somewhere we can be alone? Because you know what's got a smaller carbon footprint than Taylor Swift and all of her jets? What? Is just bringing those to New Zealand and not sending 5,000 New Zealanders over for each concert. I mean, could have been an idea. Yes.

But what do I know? Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Signature Friday, Brianne Clint's Friday-oke. What we do is we go head-to-head in a karaoke competition. We spend time with a music producer, making ourselves sound as good as we can each week.

It helps to a point. To a point. He can only do so much. He's a very talented man, but he can only do what he can. And it helps when the song suits us. This week, does the song suit us? Brie has chosen Lil Jon and the East Side Boys, Get Low. I think I've chosen an absolute ripper.

He was a vibe at the Super Bowl. He was so good. He sent it at the Super Bowl and I think it was the right choice this week. But we're about to find out if it was the right choice. How this is going to work is you're going to hear Breeze, Lil Jon, and then you're going to hear my Lil Jon, and then we're looking for five people to decide the winner.

Oh no, 800 dials at him. So without further ado, here comes Breeze. To the window, to the wall, to the sweat drop down my balls All these females crow, oh, ski, ski, mother, mother Oh, ski, ski, goddamn Oh, ski, ski, mother, mother Oh, ski, ski, goddamn Let me see you get low, you scared, you scared Put the thing to the flow, you scared, you scared

Let me see you get low, you scared, you scared Put the thing to the flow, you scared, you scared Let me see you get low, you scared, you scared Put the thing to the flow, you scared Shake that ass, girl, shake it fast, girl Shake that ass to the left, to the right, girl Shake that ass, girl, shake it fast, girl Shake that ass to the left, to the right, girl Now, back, back, back it up What?

Back, back, back it up Okay Back, back, back it up What? Back, back, back it up. What? Back it up. Okay. Back it up. What? Back it up. Okay. Oh, then wiggle with it. Yeah.

Now stop. Oh, then wiggle with it. Yeah. Now stop. Oh, then wiggle with it. Yeah. Now stop. Oh, then wiggle with it.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, my God. That was a lot going on in that. I put every last bit of energy, clearly, that I had into that. Oh, my gosh. Best text already.

Are you sure this isn't the real Lil Jon? Could have been Lil Jon. We could have played the wrong one. Could have been him. There's so much. It was very raspy. There's so much going on in there. Believe it or not

We're only 50% of the way through That was Bree's Lil Jon Someone said Who pissed you off Bree? There was a lot of anger in there You guys are going to decide this But not before you've heard My Lil Jon

Alright here we go Dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum Three, six, nine, damn she fine Hope she can slide back to me one more time Get low, get low, get low, get low To the windows, to the walls To the sweat drop down my balls All these females crawl Y'all skeet skeet motherdruggers Y'all skeet skeet mother truckers Y'all skeet skeet god damn

Y'all skeet skeet mother truckers Y'all skeet skeet god damn Let me see you get low You scared, you scared Turn the thing to the pole You scared, you scared Let me see you get low You scared, you scared

Turn the thing to the pole You scared Shake that ass girl Shake it fast girl Shake that ass to the left To scared, shake that ass girl, shake it fast girl Shake that ass to the left, that's a ride girl Shake that ass girl, shake it fast girl Shake that ass to the left, that's a ride girl Now, back, back, back it up

Now, back, back, back it up Now, back, back, back it up Now, back, back, back it up Now stop, oh, and wiggle with it Yeah, stop, oh, and wiggle with it Yeah, stop, oh, and, back it up. Now stop and wiggle with it. Yeah. Stop and wiggle with it. Yeah. Stop and wiggle with it. Yeah.

Stop and wiggle with it. Wiggle with it. So fun. I loved it. Loved it. Oh, man, this is so good. Which one of us do you think embodied Lil Jon and the East Side Boys the most? Like, is there a winner out of those two for you?

We want five people to call 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. Someone said, this has been my most favourite Friday-oke ever. I'm bopping along hard. Both did great. We appreciate that. I didn't wear enough deodorant on the day that we recorded this. Like, that was a full body performance. I had full underboob sweat.

Like, I feel you on that. It takes a lot of effort. Let's get five calls in to decide the winner of Fridayoke and let's bring that winner to you straight after a little bit of Lil Jon, I reckon. Hell yeah! This is the song he did at Superbowl. Bree and Clint, get your votes in,

get your constructive criticism in on the text machine as well. We'll find out who takes this week out next. Bree and Clint on ZM. Yeah! Bree and Clint. Friday Ooty! People are saying it could be one of the best ever. We did Get Low.

I feel like we both brought the heat this week. Bree sounded like this. To the window! To the wall! To the window. To the wall. To the wall. To the sweat drop down my balls. My balls. That was all my lady balls in one song.

And mine sounded like this. To the window. To the wall. To the wall. To the sweat drop down my balls. I'm getting absolutely savaged on the text machine. Someone said Clint sounds like Lil Jon before he hit puberty. The only thing that could make this worse is if we saw Clint's Lil Jon.

Clint sounded like the Muppets version. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We've all done our best, okay? Don't worry, I'm getting roasted too. Breeze literally gave me chills. I'm not sure if it was the grunt in the voice or just pure fear. We have five voters standing by to pick the winner of Friday Oaky and we're going to start with...

Is it Calipo? Calliope. Calliope. Hi, Calliope. What a beautiful name. Beautiful name. Very cool. Tell us, what do you think this week and who you're voting for?

I thought Breeze was very good. So I'm voting for Bree. I will take it. Thank you, mate. Thank you, Calliope. You have a great weekend. Thanks, Calliope. You too. See ya. Let's go to Brad. Hi, Brad. G'day, Brad. G'day, team.

Any constructive criticism this week, Brad? I have to go for Lil' Clint. Yes! Lil' Clint. Make sure you remember all the letters when you're saying Lil' Clint. My name can look like something else when it's written down. I appreciate it, Big Brad. Thanks, Brad.

You have a great weekend, man. No worries. See you, mate. That's one apiece. Let's go to Emma on 0800. Hi, Em. Hi, Em. Hello. What do you think this week? Did it give you a laugh, Em?

Oh, you brought it to the window and to the wall. Mate, the sweat is dripping. Did the sweat drop down her balls? It's dripping down them right now. It's so weird. Yeah, it's so weird. Emma. Thank you, Em. Thanks, Em. We appreciate it. 2-1. Let's go to Maddie

Maddie On 0800-DARLS-AT-EM Kia ora Maddie Hi Maddie Hello how's it going Good thank you Maddie What do you reckon It was bloody good

Both sides But I'll have to go Cleanse today Yes I just needed you To keep me in it Maddie I don't care what happens From here

I just wanted to make it To the final hurdle You have a great weekend mate Thank you See you Maddie Bye mate We're all tied up All tied up It's two a piece what happens from here. I just wanted to make it to the final hurdle. You have a great weekend, mate. Thank you. See you, Maddie. Bye, mate. We're all tied up. All tied up.

It's two apiece. All the power is in Sarah's hands. Hi, mate. Hello, Sarah. Hi. Who has the biggest set on them, Sarah? I love that song. I have to go for Colin

because he didn't make me have it. Because I didn't make you hate it? Oh, gutted. I appreciate it. Thank you, Sarah. To the window! To the wow! To the sweat drop down my bum!

That was some ruthless feedback, but I'll take it on board, Sarah, for next week. Thank you. All good, mate. Have a great weekend. I reckon that song is right on the limit of what we can do And also what we're allowed to do Yeah It was on the line

Great week, great choice Thank you Here we go Birthday bangers for your Friday Let's get a good one on for your Friday. Hopefully, number one songs when you turn 16. You can't choose them, they choose you. Lee's first cab off the ranks.

Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. How's it going? You good? Good. How was your week this week? Yeah, not so bad. Pretty crazy. Pretty crazy? Are you having a weekend off? Yeah, weekend off, yeah.

Have you got... Do I sense weekend off? Yeah, weekend off, yeah. Have you got... Do I sense an accent? Yeah, Welsh. Oh, lovely Welsh accent. How are your boys going in the Six Nations? Are they all right? Not very good. Not very good.

Lost every game. I don't know what we're talking about. The rugby. That Six Nations show on Netflix is very good. They've done a drive to survive. I saw that. The F1 style one, but for the Six Nations. I saw it being advertised, yeah.

It's made by the exact same people. Are you watching it? Yeah, I binged more of it last night. Yeah, it's good. Who's the most famous Welsh person ever, Lee, would you say? Oh, maybe like Tom Jones. Tom Jones, yeah. Tom Jones, eh?

He's on The Voice. He's got to be that famous. Yeah, that's what makes it. Yeah, that's what does it. That's what people know him for, eh He's on The Voice. He's got to be that famous. Yeah, that's what makes... Yeah, that's what does that. That's what people know him for, eh? Being on The Voice. Yeah, for sure. Hey, Lee, what's your birthday?

8th of the 6th, 1989. All right, that means you were 16, Lee, in 2005. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. A few times I've been around that joke So it's not just gonna happen like that Cause it ain't no hollering Imagine if it was a bit of sex, Bob. 16th birthday, this was number one. Imagine if it was a bit of sex bomb. That would have been good. You get Gwen Stefani solo.

She's about to headline Coachella with her band, No Doubt. What do you reckon about that? Is your birthday banger, Lee? Not too bad. Not too bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Amelia.

Kia ora, Amelia. Hi, Amelia. Hi. What are you getting up to for your weekend, Amelia? Not a lot, I don't think. Maybe just a cruisy one around home. Yeah. Fair enough.

Well, let's send you into the weekend with your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 30th of August, 2004. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 2020. So a few years ago now, and this was at the top. Oh, it's an absolute banger from Joel Corey. I still like it.

Yeah, such a tune. Do you like it, Amelia? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, it's a party it. Yeah, such a tune. Do you like it, Amelia? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, it's a party song. Yeah. It's upbeat. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Karma.

Hi, Karma. Hi, Karma. Hi, how are you? Very good. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Whereabouts in the country are you calling from? New Zealand, Northland.

Where did you say you're calling from? Auckland. Auckland. Okay, lovely. Well, thanks for calling in. Carmen, what's your birthday? 10th of March, 1977. All right, that means you're 16.

1993. We've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, lover, lover, lover. You don't treat me no good, no more. Sonia Dada. Oh, lover. birthday banger. Sonia Dada. Such a good song. Such a good song.

Sing along. One of my all-time favourite songs ever. Do you like it, Karma, for your birthday banger? That's a bit of a throwback. It's a big throwback, yeah. Great throwback, Karma. It's a Stone Cold classic

and I'm going to vote for it for Birthday Banger. Well, you know I'm voting for it. It's one of my favourite songs ever. Karma, you've won. Awesome. That's great. Thank you so much. We'll get it on the air for you right now, mate.

Great. Thank you. See you later. Can you tell our bosses overseas? Bree and Clint. So there's this company that I think every couple of years they do a survey and they ask people all these different questions about accents.

And then obviously they get results as to what is the hottest accent in the world. Is this the company that put New Zealand at number one a few years ago? Could have been. Could have been. For many years, the French accent has been number one. Last year it was number one. I can confirm

the new results are in and the French accent has been knocked off its perch. Good. No longer voted as the hottest accent. One of the more arrogant accents I feel. Oh, oui, oui. You know. I don't mind the French accent. One of the more arrogant accents, I feel. Oh, oui, oui.

You know? I don't mind the French accent. The French accent, my issue with the French accent is it knows that it's hot. Whereas an unassuming New Zealand accent, like what we've got, you know, we're like, oh, happy to be here. The French are like, what do you mean? I am not number one. You sound so stupid.

Like it's just effortlessly hot. Yeah, okay. So it's not French this year. It's not New Zealand again? I am not number one. Your sound so stupid. Like it's just effortlessly hot. Okay, so it's not French this year. It's not New Zealand again? It's not New Zealand, unfortunately. I think we've had our moment in the sun. It could come back around. It could come back around. I reckon it was a brief COVID blip when the world thought that we had,

oh, New Zealand knows how to beat COVID. And we're like, yeah, we do. They're like, put them at the top. Yeah. No, I can confirm. The accent that has knocked the French accent off the top spot, Italiano. Love it.

The Italiano accent. Yeah, absolutely. Nobody can deny that. It is such a hot, sexy, all-round great accent. Yeah. And, like, you get different accents in Italy. Like, but no matter what, it doesn't matter what accent or what dialect you're getting, they're all hot.

Conjures up images of beaches on the Amalfi Coast, of beautiful pasta sauces, of delicious red wines, of amazing cheeses. It just makes me think. It also won because it won the hottest accent category. It won most attractive, most sexy

and most romantic. Yeah, I get it. I get it. The German accent was voted the most direct and the The German accent was voted the most direct and the British English accent was voted most polite. I've been watching a lot of Sopranos at the moment and when I think sex appeal, I think Tony Soprano.

Tony Soprano. Yeah. I'd climb that guy like a tree. James Gandolfini. Hot. Just Italian names. Just Italian everything is hot. What is it for you?

What's your number one accent? It'd be an equal. Oh, I've got a few. I feel like I'd change. Pick one. Scottish is up there for me. And I like it when I can't understand them. That makes it even hotter for me.

You're like, shh. Like a thick Scottish accent. Producer Brooke, what's the hottest accent worldwide, according to you? Welsh. Welsh accent. Oh, you like that guy we had on just before? The birthday banger? Oh, was he Welsh? Yeah. Oh, I think

I'm thinking of something else. He was from Wales. That's where Welsh people come from. Are you sure you're not thinking of the Scottish? You want to come over onto this ship? They all kind of blend and I just like something thick that I can't understand as well. Scottish. It's where Welsh people come from. Are you sure you're not thinking of the Scottish? You want to come over onto this ship? They all kind of blend. I just like something thick that I can't understand as well. Scottish. It's Scottish.

I think you're thinking of... Hold me closer, tiny dancer. It's hot. Turn the headlights on the highway. Does things to me. Phil and producer Pixie, what's the hottest accent? I'm going to go French. I know it's been hottest accent? I'm going to go French. I know it's been knocked off, but I have to say French. I can see Pixie picking the French.

She loves a baguette. Oh, she loves a baguette. I do love a baguette. I can't go past an Irish lady. You like the Irish? I love an Irish accent. My Siri is set to Irish. From that time we messed with it in the studio and then I've never Irish accent. My Siri is set to Irish. Yeah. From that time we messed with it in the studio

and then I've never changed back. We want to do something that we've never had success at before, but that's never stopped us doing anything. We want you to call 0800DIALZM right now if you have an accent that is not a New Zealand accent. Yes. And we're going to guess where it comes from. We're usually zero from zero.

We usually get none, but we are looking to beat that record here this afternoon. So we need people to call. If you've got an accent. Today's the day. Give us a call. 0800 dial ZM if you want to play. Maybe you sound like this. Staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window.

Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find. Reaching for something in the distance. So close you can almost taste it. Release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin. We can only hope. 0800 DARS.NM if you want to play the Bree and Clint accent game this afternoon. Let us guess your accent. Brie and Clint.

You never know what could happen next year. So we've decided to reopen Brie and Clint's accent game. Let us guess your accent. We're not usually very good, but we'll give it a crack. Let's go to Anita on 0800DARLS.M this afternoon. Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi, how are you? Oi! We're Hi, Anita. Hi, how are you?

Oi! We're good, Anita. Anita. How are you? And what have you been doing today? I've got some friends in town from Chicago, so I'm showing them the safe and sound of Wellington. It's obviously somewhere in that UK realm.

Or is she Irish? I reckon she's Welsh. No, I don't reckon she is. Yeah, but she might have been here. Have we heard all we're allowed to hear? No, we can ask one more question. Anita, what would you say is your favourite food? Oh, I love a good chicken burger.

She's Scottish. You reckon? She's Scottish You reckon? She's Scottish She's Scottish She's Scottish But she's been here for a little while Just like people from South London, New Zealand I reckon she's Scottish And Ada, are you Scottish?

I certainly am not I'm from the best country out there Northern Ireland She's Irish Northern Irish I'm from the best country on earth, Northern Ireland. She's Irish. Northern Ireland. Northern Irish specifically. Northern Ireland.

We're a unique bunch. There's only 1.5 million of us. Is there? Of course you are. Oh, there you go. Didn't know that. Thanks for calling, Anita. Beautiful accent.

Let's go now to Aleemi. Aleemi. Hi, Aleemi. Hello. Hello. How are you going? How's your day been to Aleemi. Aleemi. Hi, Aleemi. Hello. Hello. How are you going? How's your day been, Aleemi? Oh, pretty busy.

I just left work now. What do you do for work, Aleemi? I work at the port. You work at the port. Are you in a relationship, Aleemi? And if you are, what's your partner's name and how long have you guys been together? We just played up, but his name is Marcus. His name was Marcus?

Oh, that's a tough one. I'm getting Portuguese. I'm going to say Brazil. Brazil or Portugal? Alemi, are we even close? Yes. Which one of us? Brazil. Brazil. Brazil or Portugal? Alemi, are we even close? Yes. Which one of us? Brazil.

Brazil! Thanks, Alemi, and sorry to hear about Marcus. Yeah, sorry. It's all good. He sounds like an idiot. You're better off. See you, Alemi. Let's go to Mitch on our $800.

Hi, Mitch. Hi, Mitch. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. We can go to Mitch on our 800 Dials at M. Hi, Mitch. Hi, Mitch. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. We can relax now, Mitch. We've got one, so this is just a bit of fun. Yeah, the pressure's off.

We've never got one before. No. So tell us, Mitch, what are you up to for the weekend? Just chilling out. Ooh. Does Mitch have an accent? He's an Australian. We're going to need a little bit more, Mitch.

Tell us about your favourite place to eat and the thing that they serve that you love the most. My favourite place to eat would be a place in Newmarket up in Auckland. They serve a chicken parma. He's Australian. He's Australian. He's a Kiwi. He's Australian.

Well, let's split our vote again. It worked well for us last time. I say Kiwi. Mitch, where's your accent from? It's from Australia. Go on, Abe! You know where you gave it away? Palmer.

Chicken Palmer. Yeah, Chicken Palmer. Jeez, we're doing well. You're doing well. We're doing well. Let's go to Ksenia. Hi, Ksenia. Hi, Ksenia.

Hello. Hi. Hi. We're playing the accent game. We're guessing where people's accents are from. So give us a little bit about yourself, Ksenia. What do you enjoy doing on the weekends? I really enjoy walking and dancing and swimming.

That's a tough one. I can't hear, like, it's not a strong accent. How long have you been here in New Zealand, Ksenia? I've been here about 29 years. It will be 29 years in May. Is she South African? I got some kind of Asian accent from her. Did you?

I got South African. Oh, I don't know because I feel like she's been here for a long time. Let's split it. I'm going Filipino. Okay, I'll go. Okay, I'm changing my vote. Let's just say I grew up in New Zealand and I came here when I was 11

and I learned English when I was in New Zealand. Do you want to go South African? I'm going to go Zimbabwean. Which, I mean, I'm close, so I'll go Zimbabwean. Not close. Where? Where are you from, Ksenia? It's Russian.

Russian! Oh, we are way off. Yeah, you can tell you've been here for a long time. Dasvidaniya, Ksenia. It's a nice mix, that accent now. Thank you very much. Let's do one more for Adrian. Hi, Adrian.

Hi, Adrian. Hello. What are you up to for the weekend, Adrian? I'm on my way to the Coromandel now for fish. What is that? What is that? I need more. We need some more. What's your favourite sport to watch, Adrian? I'd say probably some golf. Oh, he's South African. He's South African. He's South African. Adrian, you from South Africa?

Yes. I got it. Hey, did I get really good at this game? You, for some reason, have had a really good afternoon. It was a fluke, I reckon. Hey, have a great weekend in the Coromandel, Adrian. Thanks for calling. Thank you.

All good. I love the South African accent. It's so fun to try and do, but it's quite hard. Go on, then. I'm going to steer clear of that. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about a sport that has been popping up on my TikTok from time to time

and I think it could be the dumbest sport ever created. Soccer. Can you shut up? Soccer is a fantastic sport and just because you're bad at it, I'm just kidding, it is so bad, this sport. Like every time I can't watch it, I physically can't sit through it. What do you think it is? I'll give you one guess.

I know it's not cricket. I know people get very uppity with cricket. Not cricket, no. Is it a popular sport? It's a new mainstream sport. Well, they reckon it's going mainstream as we speak. Is it golf? Not golf. Is it golf? Not golf.

Is it? You're thinking too old school. This is like more. Is it ultimate frisbee? Now you're more in the right realm. Is it lacrosse? No, lacrosse is old sport. Is it like gaming?

No. Or e-sports? No, no. I give up. Have you ever heard of the sport of slap boxing? Never. Not once in my life. Have you ever seen the videos of where two people stand head to head

and they will open hands, take turns open hands slapping each other in the face? Oh, yeah, I've seen that. That's a sport and it's called slap boxing. I didn't know it was called boxing. I thought it was just like slaps, a sport. It's called slap boxing. I didn't know it was called boxing. I thought it was just like slaps. But, yeah. It's a real sport. It's actually now there's an arm off of the UFC,

which is owned by Dana White, called Power Slap, which is the American slap fighting promotion company. So there's now like this is an actual real thing. It's going mainstream. And the Americans will go hard with it too. Anything they think they can make money out of. I, when I see it, I just think brain injury and I think burst eardrums.

100%. We've got some audio. I got a feeling producer Brooke to get us some audio. Did you get that audio? Yeah, she got it. Can you see it? Take a listen. Folks, this could end right here.

They're checking his chin. You cannot drop your chin to obstruct that jaw. Here we go. Mad Max. Oh, my God. Doesn't it sound horrific? Yeah. Oh, my God. Doesn't it sound horrific? Yeah.

So each person, it goes for three to five rounds, depending on what happens, and a person gets a minute to recover from the slap to then front up and slap the other person. Yeah. You know how much these people are getting paid? What do you reckon? Someone is getting paid per match. Yeah. You know how much these people are getting paid? What do you reckon? Someone is getting paid per match.

Oh. If Dana White's involved there's money involved but I wouldn't imagine they're getting more than 10 grand. That's about right. The winners of a slap boxing match is around $10,000. I would let somebody slap me in the face for 10 grand. I wouldn't let an enormous man who looks like

he could be in the UFC slap me in the face for 10 grand. No way. You couldn't pay me enough money. I'd let you slap me for 10 grand, I wouldn't let an enormous man who looks like he could be in the UFC slap me in the face for 10 grand. No way. You couldn't pay me enough money. I'd let you slap me for 10 grand. Would you? I'd let you slap me for one grand. One grand? Yeah.

Oh, I feel. Cash. I feel a GoFundMe coming on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We could raise money for something. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. The money comes to me.

Oh, but wouldn't you want to donate it? No, no, no, no. Oh, that's so nice of you. Not one grand for charity. Get slapped in the face. No, not for something. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. The money comes to me. Oh, but wouldn't you want to donate it? No, no, no, no. Oh, that's so nice of you. Not one room for charity. Get slapped in the face. No, not for charity. All for charity. And that'll do.

That'll do for the week. Yeah, put it down there. That'll do. Let's lay down. Boys, boys, tools down. Tools down. Tools down, eh? Tools down.

God, it's a late finish for us lads, isn't it? Especially on a Friday. Especially. Real tradies, tools down at 4.30 and four on a Friday. Yep. Tradies on the block, TV show, tools down at six. We're here till seven. Are we the hardest working trades people in New Zealand?

We could be. Don't check our hands, though, because we've got very dainty hands, so they'll say something else. We just have a wonderful skincare regime which extends to our palms. We do. Yeah. Don't look into it. She says it is what it is.

A lot of moisturisers. Massive wankers. Do you put a lot of moisturiser on your hands for, I mean, general hand health? Only the stuff that goes... Yeah, I know what you're getting at. Only the stuff that goes on my face. Yeah. Which goes into my hands by default.

Right. And you've got the leftover excrements. I do the bit where I rub it between my hands first. What's that called? The initial rub. Yeah, it's got a technical term. The pre-rub. No, more technical than that.

Are you actually being serious? Yeah, it's got a term. It's the same thing you do with hair product and you rub it around in your hands first. It's got a name. The cesspool rub. You spread it around. The pre-lube. The viral rub. I don't know what it's called. That's the only moisturiser

that goes on my hands. It's not bad. My theory on hand cream is the same as my theory on lip balm. As soon as you start using it, your hands need it. Exactly right. It's a ruse. It's a scam. It's a scam. It's a scam.

Yeah, that's how they get you. The hand scam. Yep. I do not use lip balm. God. But I know people who can't live without lip balm. We bust so many myths on this show. Yeah.

We should start a show and call it Mythbusters. I'm trademarking that. Moisturebusters. That's a whole different time slot Moist busters Moist busters Have a great weekend everybody And we'll catch you back on the Brian Clint Show on Monday Bye guys