ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th January 2023
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The ZM Podcast Network.
Hello everybody. New Zealand's number one radio podcast is back.
That is correct.
For the 2023 season.
Did you miss us?
Yeah, you did.
Did you?
Did any of you guys miss anyone from the show?
Claudia.
Stop.
I miss Clint and not you guys.
Yeah, I miss Brent.
No, I missed you all
I don't even remember your name
Question
What?
I don't even remember your name
Good
Who's that?
It's Alice isn't it?
That's
Anastasia
Close
Anastasia
It's heavily healed
That's Ellie
My name's Ella
You done?
Anyway
Question
You had a question?
Somebody have a question? Sort of a question?
Oh, yeah, quickly.
When you're on holiday, do you message group work chats or not?
Because I saw lots of funny memes over the break, but I was like, I'm not going to see
them in the work chat.
I think it's fine.
But you're on holiday.
Do you want to be bothered by us?
But we're also friends, so I wasn't sure.
I think it's fine.
We should make an Instagram group so you can share those there.
As long as it's not constant work-related questions and I think it's all right.
You can send personal fun stuff.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, cool.
That's all good.
Well, I'm going to bombard you.
Well, it's a while yet till we've got a holiday coming.
Clint sent me a message on Instagram in the break and I think I'm going to ask Ross for payment for that because that was work.
Put that on my timesheet.
I always say that talking to Clint is hard work.
I had something to cleaners hard work. I had
something to tell you. Yes.
Which I don't think you will like.
But it's got a happy ending now.
It's got a happy ending now, so it's fine. What?
Brie got a PS5 for her birthday. I'm so
lucky. And I know you've been
hanging out for a PS5 for a long time. For like a year.
I am your friend.
What happened? And I want For like a year. I am your friend. What happened?
And I want the best for you.
I very nearly got you a PS5 for free at the end of last year.
No.
But you didn't though.
But I didn't because to give you the PS5,
we had to give it away on the radio.
No. What? No, we had to give it away on the radio. No!
What?
No, we had to do something on the radio to get it for free.
Right.
Like as promo.
And we can't do that.
And Ross said no.
Oh, why?
What did you, Ross?
Why did Ross say no?
He said, get it sponsored.
He said, get it sponsored.
Find a client.
Get it sponsored.
That's so annoying.
Boo you.
Because you know what would have been funny.
The PS5, the people messaged me and they said, hey, I've got this PS5.
Oh my.
What, they got in touch with you?
They approached me.
No.
They said, do you want this for Brie?
And I said, yes.
And they said, cool, let's find out.
Because I talked about it all the time.
Yeah, they wanted to give you one.
Isn't that bittersweet?
Because you already have one. So you can't be too upset because you did to give you one. Isn't that bittersweet? Because you already have one.
So you can't be too upset because you did end up with one.
But man, that breaks your balls, eh?
Yeah, my balls are breaking.
There's another one of these things that I can't tell you about,
but there's another one of these things going on right now
that once you find out about it is really going to break your balls.
Well, why?
We are working on it.
We're doing our best.
Okay.
We're doing our best.
But if it doesn't come off I'll tell you
Because I have to tell you
Shock I'm telling her
Shock I'm not telling her
Shock I'm not telling her
Is it bigger
Or smaller than the PS5 situation
Bigger
Bigger
What the fuck
Yeah
But there's still a chance
There's still a chance
A very slim chance
A very slim chance
This one's not Ross's fault
Or is it It's always It's always Ross' fault It's always Ross' fault
It could be blamed on Ross
We should get him in
I'm going to put a mark against Ross' name for 2023
Put that on the whiteboard
We haven't even seen him yet
He's already cancelled
You've already got a red mark against your name already
Oh that's so
Well I mean look
He was right
Like that is how our business works
Yeah
But also...
I thought he might just go,
oh, sneak it through for old Breezer.
Yeah.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Ross.
Okay, wait, so...
Next time you ask me to eat any of the free food
that we get sent here, I'm going to say no.
Remember that time you didn't let me have a PS5, you ass?
We broadcast from a bar once so that he could get a bar tab.
That's right. Yeah, pull that out. We broadcast from a bar once so that he could get a bar tab. That's right.
Yeah, pull that out.
We did him a solid.
And he spent most of the bar tab.
It was meant to be for all of us and he spent, I reckon, 90%.
I'm mad.
The truth comes out.
I'm so gutted.
But at the end of the day, I also didn't pay for the PS5.
Yeah.
Yeah, so sweet.
What games have you got?
As in I got it for a gift.
You can buy any game you want on the PS5 store.
I had to ask the girls this.
You can boomer.
Yeah, it's a boomer question, but also I'm not a gamer,
so how would I know?
Yeah.
Do you still buy CDs for it?
So here's the situation.
PS5, you can either buy the console that comes without
a disc drive or you can buy the console
that comes with a disc drive.
And the only difference really is that
you can buy the physical
disc game for the one with the disc drive.
But you can still also buy the digital
version on that one. Can you play all your PS3 games
on the disc one? That's why people...
I don't know about PS3.
I think it is PS3
PS4 games
You can
Yeah
PS1
Nah
I don't think so
Really
I don't think so
You'd think that machine
Would be smart enough
To play those ones
But also
Wouldn't you just want to buy
The 2022 version
Of Gran Turismo
And not play
The 2001 version
Nah
I'd want to play
The one that I know
Yeah you think
But I don't game.
You think that,
and then when you see the new version,
you're like,
whoa, this is so good.
You know?
How many controllers have you got?
Just one at the moment.
Right.
Yeah.
Why, you want to have some racing battles?
Yeah.
It is actually insane
how amazing that console is.
I totally...
I mean, I already got it before I had one
but it's so good. Oh I know and you know
who else knows? The PlayStation company
they knew you were a great ambassador that's why they wanted
to give you a free PlayStation. Well maybe they could
give you a free controller. I'll
take it. I've already got the
bloody headphones too. I got that as a gift as
well. How
ungrateful do I sound? Oh I know
I know. I had to go and get someone to pay
for my PS5 and I could have got it for free.
This is such unrelatable
problems, eh?
Claudia's sitting here like,
I wish PlayStation would
approach me. The champagne that the
Moet & Chandon company sent me over the break
has been sitting in the mail room unrefrigerated
this entire break. I'm so devastated for you.
I have to chill it down before I can drink it.
Oh, chill yourself down, bro.
Oh, sometimes I just get sent too many free food things
and it doesn't fit in my fridge.
Okay, here's the first podcast of the year.
We'll see you tomorrow, baby.
Love you, bye.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrim.
No, fuck you, Ross.
ZM's Free Inclin.
Yeehaw, everybody.
Good morning and welcome to the Bree and Clint show.
Right-em, cowboy, everyone.
I'm watching a lot of Yellowstone.
Are you?
Clearly.
A lot of Yellowstone.
How many seasons are there of that show?
Five.
Five seasons.
And I'm on the last episode of season five.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, so you're done.
Yeah.
I'm about to move.
You're finished.
To a high country block.
I tried.
Get a couple of horses.
I tried to start watching it and then I was like.
Do cattle.
I feel like I'm just reliving my childhood.
A pair of chaps.
I'm going to get a pair of chaps.
Oh, yeah.
I've already got like six pairs of those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All arseless.
And spurs. We've talked about chaps before Oh yeah. I've already got like six pairs of those. Yeah. All arseless. And spurs.
We've talked about chaps before eh? There's no
such thing as an arsed pair of chaps.
All of them are arseless chaps.
If your chaps have an arse,
they're pants. Yeah exactly. Unless
they've got an arse but just no dick bit.
Yeah. Then I mean that's
a different story. What are those?
I don't know. I had a night out on K Road
recently speaking of. Did you? I don't know. I had a night out on K Road recently, speaking of.
Did you?
Yeah, over the break.
How was family, Bart?
Pumpin'.
I didn't go in, but it's Pumpin'.
Oh, you missed out then.
I've never been a big K Road.
I've lived in Auckland for, I don't know, 15 years.
I've never been a big K Road partier.
Why not?
It's just never really been my scene.
Oh, see, I love K Road.
It's going off now.
I've left my dignity all over K-Road.
This won't be news to you,
but did you know there's like three or four gay bars up there now?
Yeah, I know, I know that.
I've been to all of them.
As someone who doesn't really frequent the area,
I was like, oh, this is good.
Yeah.
It's really going off up here.
It's pretty much only gay bars on K-Road.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's banging.
It's awesome.
Hey, if you're like, why are these guys on?
We're filling in for Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley for a week.
They're having another week of holiday.
So you get us to start your 2023.
We do apologise.
It's good to be back, though.
Has anyone, producers, welcome back to 2023?
Got to get used to saying that.
Yeah, what year is it?
Happy New Year, guys.
Happy New Year?
When do you stop saying that to people? A week ago. Oh, a week. Well, I haven't seen them, that. Yeah, what year was it? Happy New Year, guys. Happy New Year? When do you stop saying that to people?
A week ago. Oh, a week.
Well, I haven't seen them, so. Yeah.
Don't you? Like, you know, it might be January.
Oh, yeah, you get to say it once. Might be June
and I haven't seen someone. I'll go, hey, Happy New Year.
Hey, Happy New Year. Anyone
got a New Year's resolution they want to share with the group?
Yeah.
Unintentionally, but it's to spend
less money because. Boring! No, it's to spend less money Boring
No it's true Clint
Boring
Boring
Boring
It's not boring
I've saved money
I haven't bought pants
My New Year's resolution is
What?
Sorry to cut yours off
But that's way too boring
Also your microphones sound bad
Turn it off
That sounds really bad
This is my New Year's resolution
Get ripped
Get rich
Get retired
Boring as well.
No, it's not.
It's boring as well.
Get ripped, get rich, get retired.
Mine is I need to have at least, I mean, one garlic bread a day.
See, that is a New Year's resolution where I set myself up for success.
365 garlic breads.
I actually thought about doing a New Year's resolution
and calling it something like 8K a day for 80 days or something.
You want to run 8Ks a day?
Oh, not run.
I'm not a runner.
I want to walk 8Ks.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Hey, that's still pretty good.
8Ks is a long way.
That would take you so long.
How long does it take?
That would take you like two hours.
Does it take two hours to walk 8km?
Let's kick the show up with our
game that we play to start our show in the afternoon.
It's called Tradie vs Lady. We've got
50 bucks cash up for grabs if you'd like
to play that with us this morning. And if you do
you should call us right now on 0800DIALZM.
Just a bit of simple trivia
and you can pick us on cash. Call us now.
0800DIALZM. We're looking for
one tradie and one lady to play with us
this early on a Monday morning.
It's Monday.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus lady.
We are filling in for the guys
and something we do on our show to kick it off every afternoon
is we play a game of tradie versus lady.
That's right. We're on a quest to find who's a champion as we play a game of tradie versus lady. That's right.
We're on a quest to find who's a champion.
Last year, the tradies took it out.
Yes, they did.
By quite a long way, actually.
Yeah, I think, I mean, let's be real.
There was a few extra points added here and there,
but I think they took it out by like 20, maybe 15 points.
It was a convincing victory.
So we'll start afresh.
We're on zero all. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling in from Timaru. She's 24 and It was a convincing victory. So we'll start afresh. We're on zero all.
Let's meet our lady first.
She's calling in from Timaru.
She's 24 and she's a police officer.
Please welcome to the show, Abby.
G'day, Abby.
Hello.
This isn't about that warrant of mine, is it?
No.
Okay, good.
We'll talk off air.
You're taking on our training today.
They're calling in for Tomoki Makoto.
They are 25 years old and they just had a new kid.
Welcome to the show, Tom.
G'day, Tom.
As opposed to an old kid, do you have more than one?
First one, actually.
Your first child.
Congratulations.
Boy or girl?
Thank you.
A little girl.
Quite exciting.
A little girl.
That is very exciting.
Are you getting any sleep?
I don't know what that is, mate.
Sleep?
What are you talking about?
I'm calling the radio at quarter past six in the morning.
What do you think?
Exactly.
This is how it works, guys.
Tom, your buzzer is tradie.
Abby, your buzzer is lady.
The first one of you two to get three questions correct is going to win $50 cash.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
What is the name of the world's longest river?
Trady?
Yes, Tom.
Is it the Mississippi?
No, it's not the Mississippi.
Yes.
Abby, do you want to have a guess?
I'd have no idea.
Sorry.
You will.
You would have an idea. You'll kick
yourself when you know that it's... You'll go, of course
it is. The Amazon River.
That's what
we were looking for.
Question number two. No points there.
How fun is Mississippi to spell?
Mississippi. M-I-S-S-I-S...
Oh, damn.
It's also... M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
Yeah, that's right.
I would have no idea.
I think that's right.
All right, question number two, guys.
Which country produces the most cheese in the world?
Is it Australia, Russia, or the USA?
Lady.
Yes, Abby.
Russia.
Good guess. Tom, you want Russia. Good guess.
Tom, you want to have a guess?
The USA.
It is the USA.
Do you know why the States produces so much cheese?
No.
Well, they love it, first of all.
Who doesn't?
But second of all, because they do skim everything and trim everything,
they have to take all the fat off the dairy products.
Off the milk.
So they have to turn it into something.
It's a byproduct.
I watched a documentary about it.
Well, not about it.
It was featured in a documentary.
You've had a ripping holiday, haven't you?
All right.
That is one to the tradies.
Question number three.
How many T-Rexes are there currently on display at Auckland Museum?
30.
Yes, Tom.
Two.
Yeah, well done.
Nice, Tom.
You're going to be taking your T-Rex soon.
Yeah.
It was just there last week.
Yeah, cool, eh?
Two T-Rex.
A boy and a girl.
Is the black T-Rex still there?
Yeah.
Do they call it the Obsidian?
No.
The Obsidian T-Rex.
Yeah, cool.
All right, two to the tradies.
Abby, you need this one here, mate.
Here we go.
I do.
Question number four.
Which year are we currently closer to, 1970 or 2060?
Lady.
Yes, Abby.
1960.
No, it wasn't one of the options either.
Oh, no.
That's okay.
It is early.
2060 is the answer.
It's 37 years away.
1970 was 53 years ago.
We're closer to 2060 than we are to 1970.
That's scary.
Getting greyer.
Yeah.
Getting greyer.
All right.
Still two to the tradies.
Question number...
Where are we up to?
Question number five.
Elvis's only daughter tragically passed away last week
of a double heart attack.
What was her name?
Tradie?
Yes, Tom, for the win.
Something Marie, I forgot.
Yeah, what's the first bat?
Ah, what was I saying?
What was I saying?
I can't remember.
We have to buzz you out.
Abby, you want to guess?
Um, Priscilla?
That's a good guess.
That's his wife.
We were looking for Lisa Marie Presley.
Very sad name.
Lisa Marie.
Lisa Marie.
All right, question number six.
In the Fast and the Furious franchise, Vin Diesel's character is all about one thing.
What is it?
Pretty.
Yes, Tom.
Family.
Well done, Tom.
And now, Tom, you're also about family.
I like the confidence.
Tom's like, oh, finally a question for me.
He goes, I know this one.
Well done, Tom.
50 bucks cash coming your way.
Congratulations.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Hey, look, I was loving those cheese facts you were spitting earlier.
Only one.
One, yeah.
They were hot fire cheese facts.
I think we should roll.
Recite it back to me.
The reason why America is the largest cheese manufacturer
is because they make so much of their milk as trim or nonfat,
so then all of that needs to be turned into something,
so they turn it into cheese.
I listen.
I was not sure that you did.
I listen. Mate, if it's about cheese
I'm listening. Yeah. You know
me. I love me some cheese. I'd love to know
the documentary I was watching where that was
the key takeaway for me.
I would not watch a documentary
about cheese nor would I watch a documentary
about skim milk.
That's where you and I are different.
Cheese doco. Sounds like a good time. Might have been about obesity.
Okay, I don't want to talk about that. I just want to enjoy my cheese.
Yeah. Okay? Yeah. I feel like I'm about to ruin some people's
lives with this cheese fact. Okay. I found it out yesterday
and you know when, obviously, you get to a certain age,
like I'm in my 30s now, and you think you know everything.
Well, I definitely don't think that, but I read this,
and I was like, are you joking?
It's about one of my most favourite things in the whole world,
and I'm going to put it out there and say nearly my favourite cheese.
I think the best cheese that you can get is Parmesan.
Yes.
I knew you were going to say parmesan.
Have you read this?
No.
Oh, my God.
This is about to blow your mind.
So, especially producer Claude, we've got a vegetarian in the house.
That's you, right?
Yeah.
Where are you going with this?
Do you like parmesan cheese?
It's okay.
So, you eat it from time to time?
What do you put on your pasta?
I don't usually.
Sometimes I just put Tasty on top.
Oh, my God.
Turn the microphone off.
That's just hurt my Italian soul.
Parmesan's okay.
I don't want to get too fired up at this time of the week.
Parmesan is elite.
I've never been big on cheese.
Parmesan is the cheese.
It is the elite cheese.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might not be after you hear this, right? So, I mean, cheese. Parmesan is the cheese. It is the elite cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might not be after you hear this, right?
So, I mean, I love Parmesan, very keen on it.
And there's a story going viral at the moment because someone talked about it, I think,
online in a video and people are just like, what?
So, they said, apparently, Parmesan is not vegetarian.
Parmesan?
Let that sit with you for a second.
Parmesan is not vegetarian.
Oh, I was getting vegetarianism confused with vegan.
I was like, yeah, no, cheese is vegetarian.
Yeah, we know that.
Okay, how is parmesan not vegetarian?
Is that not blowing your mind already?
But you haven't told me how.
So apparently, parmesan is one of several cheeses made with animal rennet.
Animal what?
Is it rennet?
Remnant?
No, it's rennet.
Rennet.
R-E-N-N-E-T.
Okay, what's animal rennet?
Which comes from the fourth lining of the stomach of animals, usually a young calf.
Oh, they're scraping out the inside of the animal's stomach to make the cheese.
That breaks my heart reading that.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Wait, but why does it break your heart?
You're a carnivorous meat eater.
I know, but I don't want to eat baby animals.
Like, I don't eat veal.
You eat lamb.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Not often.
You eat chicken nuggets.
Is that from baby chickens? Yeah. Look, it's a good point. Not often. You eat chicken nuggets. Is that from baby chickens?
Yeah.
Look, it's 2023.
Don't take chicken nuggets away from me, okay?
No, but that is interesting that Parmesan is not vegetarian.
Has that blown your mind?
That's blown my mind.
I didn't quite get the reaction you wanted from our vegetarian producer.
What about our vegan producer, Ella?
What are your thoughts on Parmesan cheese?
Yuck.
Not surprised.
We haven't checked with you, actually.
Are you still vegan in 2023?
I am.
Thanks, Clint.
There's still time.
We'll switch out.
We'll get her over.
Bree and Clint.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I have got bad weather news.
Where have you been?
It's been bad weather
the whole summer break. I know, and that's why
this is such bad weather news.
It's going to get worse.
Don't share the messenger, okay?
This is from NIWA
or the Met Service or whoever it is.
You should apply
for the weatherman job at TVNZ.
Do you think?
You'd kill it.
I'd like the real casual approach.
Can you imagine?
Clint Robert gets up, he goes, guys, look.
Don't blame me.
Don't blame me.
But the word on the street is going to be pretty wet in most of the country.
And that's your weather.
Sorry.
Sorry about it.
Sorry, not sorry.
Look, don't shoot the messenger,
but there is a moderate chance
that another tropical cyclone will develop
and impact New Zealand in the next couple of days.
Didn't we get two?
Didn't we get two tropical cyclones
in New Zealand
over summer
I was in the Coromandel
when one of them hit
yes
me too
it was so bad
wasn't it
yeah
like we got stuck there
for however many days
just being that wet
over summer
it's such a rip off
like you
you work your whole year
for that break
and then you're inside
and you just want to be
outside
in the sun, but no.
So here's the details.
Of course, cyclone, you call it ex-tropical cyclone, hailed.
I figured this out, I learned this.
This is boating well.
Yeah, has just thrashed parts of New Zealand.
The Met Service here said there are a few lows in the Coral Sea
and also a forecast, and they forecast a moderate risk.
This is what you need.
There's a 25% to 50% chance a tropical cyclone will develop
from Wednesday onwards.
Move over, Matty McLean.
Clint Roberts is coming for your job.
If it rains again, if it rains on any of our long weekends, I will.
You're done?
I will.
What are you going to do?
You can't email Mother Nature.
I'm going to leave Mother Nature a bad review on TripAdvisor.
I will post another Instagram story saying what about this weather.
It was the only content you saw from everyone.
It was the only content.
All holiday.
Because that was everybody's holiday.
Unless you're in the bloody South Island and you've had a delightful holiday.
Oh, Christchurch.
Damn you, Christchurch.
Central Otago.
Oh, God damn you.
It looks so nice in Christchurch.
God damn you and your beautiful scenery and your wonderful weather.
I do love a bit of generic weather chat.
Bree and Clint.
Look, over the holiday break, it's been raining a lot,
so I have depleted everything that I can possibly watch.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I've watched everything.
There's not much out there at the moment, too.
Nah.
We're in one of those bits where you really hope you're going to open one of the apps
and one of your favourite shows is going to be back
and new seasons of something is going to be back, there's nothing.
Isn't the new season of You meant to be back soon?
I'd take that.
Oh, that would be great.
That 70s show spin-off, that 90s show, starts on Thursday.
Okay.
Actually looks quite good.
But obviously that didn't help me over the holidays.
No, no, that's useless to you.
There wasn't much. And I came across this movie.
I think it came out last year maybe.
It looks brand new.
It stars Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson.
So I was like, oh.
Movie?
Movie.
Okay.
I was like, this could be all right.
It was okay.
Is it new?
It's new.
Okay.
I wouldn't put it in my top ten.
Was it a straight to Netflix?
I think so, yeah.
Weird time of life, eh, where these movies are just coming out
and you don't hear anything about them?
They've got the money.
Netflix and all those platforms just make their own content now.
Anyway, the movie's called Marry Me, right?
Okay.
And essentially it's about this crazy big pop star,
which is Jennifer Lopez, not Owen Wilson.
Right.
She's playing herself.
She's playing herself essentially.
And she ends up picking a guy from the crowd to marry
because she finds out like five minutes before
that her boyfriend's been cheating on her.
Anyway, the story-
So she just pulls someone up to marry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, believable.
I found myself really loving the soundtrack.
Okay.
I think we've got a piece of a song from the movie.
Do we?
Here we go.
Man, she's put a lot of work into that. Yes, marry me, marry me, say yes. Marry me, marry me, say yes.
For the rest of your life.
Man, she's put a lot of work into that.
Hey, it could be worse.
It could be worse.
Anyway, this next part is totally not about the movie,
but there's a scene in the movie where Owen Wilson and her are getting to know each other and they go bowling
and he's teaching her how to bowl
because she's a pop star.
She's never really been ten pin bowling.
What are your thoughts on bowling as a date?
I quite like it.
I always thought it was a good date too.
My wife has said to me, we are never going ten pin bowling.
I quite like ten pin bowling.
A lot of girls say that they get the ick from the guy walking back
after he's done the bowl and then he's walking back
from bowling and just that walk that you do.
It is hard to look sexy in bowling
shoes. And he's like, yes, steer right.
Like, why do you have to make us take our shoes
off and put these weird, funny
clown shoes on? I'm sure it's hot when
Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson are doing it though.
It's very cute. But there's a scene where
he's teaching her how to bowl and she
is the one obviously using
the bowling ball and the three fingers she puts into the bowling ball has shooketh me right because
i'm like wait a minute the same three fingers that's what i thought me yes thumb thumb and then
the two middle if you've got ring. The two middles.
Middle and ring finger.
Middle and ring, yeah.
Thumb, middle, ring.
And then the two, like the rock horns.
That is the bowling.
Use those two for control.
They are the bowling fingers, right?
Yeah.
She decides thumb, pointer finger, middle finger.
Oh, no.
What are you doing there?
She's got no control over the ball that way.
She's got two fingers flailing around on the
outside of the ball doing nothing. You're like gripping it
like a weird claw action. Because those ones
go in and then those two are over there.
You know what that reminds me of? Like you'd have to
have a strong three fingers
to be holding a bowling ball. That's Kendall
Jenner cutting the cucumber type shit.
That's like... But you know what?
You know when she's all like, which one?
Yeah.
Is it Kendall?
It was Kendall.
It was Kendall.
Because it brought me back to,
I had an argument with my friend Big Gay Alan.
Yeah.
Who he bowls like that too.
Are you and I right?
He...
Or is everyone else wrong?
No, we're right.
We do it right.
He is not the most coordinated man in the world.
I would not be taking your sporting advice from a guy whose nickname is Big Gay Ellen.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of Guess That Voice.
It's a very simple game where we identify or try and identify celebrities based just on their voice.
Claude has chosen a Golden Globes edition of this game for us this week.
Hi, Claude.
Hi, Claude.
I didn't actually watch
the Golden Globes.
No, I just see the videos
that go on Instagram.
Yeah.
I watch it.
I'm obsessed with the Golden Globes.
It's the more fun one, eh?
Because you know what it does for me?
It's like all the shows
that I've watched
throughout the year,
I'm like,
am I on the pulse
of what are the best shows
and are the people winning?
And I was pretty good this year.
Were you?
I watched quite a few of them.
I like the Golden Globes because it seems boozier.
It does, doesn't it?
Yeah.
It seems fancy.
They had Ricky Gervais hosting and that sort of thing.
Yeah.
Who hosted it?
That is a great question.
If you watched it, who hosted it?
Ricky Gervais.
Okay, Claude's going to play us clips of celebrities.
We have to guess from that voice who the celebrity is.
Exactly right.
So your names will be your buzzers.
So first to yell your name, I'll come to you.
So here is your first Golden Globe winner.
I've always found it interesting.
You can do all the homework in the world.
Brie?
Brie.
She's Australian. Naomi Watts? all the homework in the world. Brie? Brie. She's Australian.
Naomi Watts?
Different Australian, no.
Okay.
The blonde one.
She's blonde, eh?
She is.
Do you know her name?
She's thin.
Yeah.
She's quite...
She looks quite well put together.
She's a babe.
She's definitely a babe.
Can I hear a bit more of her?
Yeah, absolutely.
You don't get a great performance, I don't think, unless you have a great scene partner. She's like classy. She's definitely a babe. Can I hear a bit more of it? Yeah, absolutely. You don't get a great performance, I don't think,
unless you have a great scene partner.
She's like classy AF, right?
She's very classy.
I don't know her name.
Brie will know it as soon as you say it.
I know, yeah.
I might have to give it to Brie.
Brie, do you want another guess?
We don't know it.
Okay.
It's Cate Blanchett.
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
I love her.
I told you. Tall,
thin, well put together, classy.
Yeah, she's amazing. I'm not surprised she won.
She's incredible. What did she win for? She won
Actress in a Drama Motion Picture for
Ta, which is, I think, coming out here
soon. Haven't seen it, yeah. Okay.
Well, one point to no one,
I guess. Here's your
next celebrity. That's one point to you.
You're playing now if we don't get this
I just want to say
Clint
I think that was just Brie
I think
Jennifer Cooley
Exactly right
Let's hear her
I love her
So good
I just want to say
You know I took a lavender bath
Tonight
Right before the show
And it made me swell up
Inside my dress
And I'm having a hard time speaking
She's just brilliant
I love her.
Her acceptance speech for the award she won for White Lotus, iconic.
Where she's talking, what's that guy's name?
Mike, the director.
Oh, and you can just feel how genuine and lovely it was
where she just talks about how amazing of a person he is
and she's just so grateful.
Her whole speech is very funny.
She talks about how she can never get someone's name right
once she's got it wrong.
And she talks about how she was sitting in a dinner party
opposite Bill Nye and Kaley Cuoco.
She's like, I'm screwed.
Sounds like my mum.
My mum's like that.
That's why she still calls Ariana.
Ariana.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande.
I love that. Well, that's one point to Brie. Clint, you can bring it back from Grande. I love that.
Well, that's one point
to Brie.
Clint, you can bring
it back from this,
I'm sure.
Here you go,
Zendaya next one.
Here you go.
No, you don't have
it off that.
I'm going to say
Zendaya because
I know she won.
Zendaya.
Here you go.
You know,
you're harnessed
together.
Get up there and there.
We really had to
quite literally
trust each other
because he had to hold my weight and I had to hold him, you know.
So it was just kind of like a great icebreaker.
Best actress for Euphoria?
Yeah, actress in a drama TV series for Euphoria.
Best girlfriend of Spider-Man?
Yeah, I think so.
Is that a category?
A little debatable.
Who's Spider-Man's best girlfriend?
I mean, it's probably her her but the original one's still
pretty good kirsten dunst will always be um gwen for me she was mary jane mary jane
mary jane who's gwen gwen there's a character oh uncle uncle gwen
okay moving swiftly along we're at 2.. That Kiwi accent gets me every time.
Uncle Gwyn.
Uncle Ben.
Boiling bag.
Okay, here we go.
Here is your next celebrity.
There's a blueprint, and I followed it my whole career.
It's very simple.
Pay your taxes.
Clint.
Clint.
Eddie Murphy.
Yeah, you got it.
And you have to listen to Eddie Murphy's advice for life.
So he won the, it's kind of like the Hall of Fame award.
The Cecil B. DeMille like award.
It's the honouring someone who's done huge things.
Listen to his life advice.
This is Eddie Murphy.
It's a blueprint and I followed it my whole career.
It's very simple.
Pay your taxes, mind your business and keep Will
Smith's wife's name out your mouth!
I love that!
That's good from him!
Okay one more this will take us to a tie
Either a tie or a win we'll see here you go
I slipped through the cracks because I didn't ever ask for anything
I see
Because I thought I was in the way.
Which is not...
Amanda... Oh no, this is the name
that I've never got right. Amanda Seafree?
I think that's actually how you pronounce it.
Yeah, you got it. She won for the
Dropout, which I have watched that series
and if you're looking for a great series, watch
it. It's fantastic. There you go.
That's your Golden Globes rap
and Bree's your Guess There you go. That's your Golden Globes rap. And Bree's your guess of voice champion.
Ricky Gervais was so good hosting it.
He was the best.
Yeah, he was great.
He was the best.
I think 15th time he's hosted it.
He didn't host it.
We've got no idea who hosted it.
Bree and Clint.
We're back for 2023.
We're filling in for Fletchford and Hayley for the week.
Did you achieve much over your holiday?
No.
Did you set yourself any goals?
Did you?
Well, yeah, I did actually achieve the goals that I set.
What were they?
Were to eat as much food as humanly possible.
And I nailed it.
Swell up like a house.
Yep.
Yeah.
And I crushed it.
Good.
If that's what your goal was, then good.
What about you?
I had a very, it sounds very boring, but it's life.
I had a very like chores based holiday.
I had a lot of things on my to-do list.
The whole time.
Well, here's the thing.
Once you have kids, you're like, it's a very home based holiday a lot of the time.
Yeah, but you can throw some fun in there.
So you get your enjoyment out of like ticking shit off your to-do list.
Look, I'm not at Rhythm and Vines, you know?
Yeah, I mean, fair enough.
But, I mean, what are we talking about?
We're talking yard work, painting, water blasting.
Oh, talk dirty to me.
Yeah, I know, right?
My big project, slashing bamboo.
There's some bamboo growing on our section,
and I'm in a war against bamboo.
Honestly, I'm in a freaking war against it.
I just picture you with no shirt on.
Like I'm in Vietnam.
You're in Vietnam.
You've got a big machete, and you're just getting your way through.
I did have a machete.
I did get to use a machete.
My father-in-law lent me his machete
and I tell you what, I have never felt manlier.
I don't think I'd trust you with a machete.
I didn't trust myself with it.
I was in there and I was smashing away at this bamboo.
I'm slashing at it.
I'm giving it a good whack.
I had the sorest wrist at the end of the day.
I did one day slashing the bamboo
and I had to have an Epsom salts bath.
You're like, babe, my wrist is so limp at the moment. I had to double dose my magnesium at the end of the day to have an Epsom salts bath. You're like, babe, my wrist is so limp at the moment.
I had to double dose my magnesium at the end of the day
and have an Epsom salts bath.
You got RSI.
I, though, have not finished the bamboo project,
but I am about to come in all guns blazing
because, Brie, I don't know if you realise this,
but I now have in my possession a chainsaw.
Yes.
I was worried.
Yes.
You're safety enough with a machete.
Me too.
Have you ever in your life used a chainsaw?
No.
Oh, that's, I'm actually, like genuinely?
Yep.
I'm really worried for you.
They're so dangerous. I went to Mitre 10 yesterday and I bought safety goggles.
Did you get the baby chainsaw?
You did, didn't you?
No, I didn't buy the chainsaw.
I've borrowed a legit, it's a full-on still chainsaw.
I've borrowed it from my brother-in-law.
He came around and gave me a demo on how to use it.
Still don't understand how to use it.
And I'm ready to go.
I'm so excited about using this thing, honestly.
He showed me and he started it up and he's like,
and the most important thing you do when you get a chainsaw,
the most important thing to do with it,
three good revs before you get started.
He doesn't sound like he's the best teacher of the chainsaw.
Have you got your white mask?
White mask?
Yeah, you need a white protection mask.
Oh, yeah, I did.
I bought that yesterday at my 10.
Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh, no, no, no, not a hockey mask.
The tool itself, though,
and there are a few things that fall into this category,
it is a total penis extension.
And I say that not because it actually extends.
You feel like it. Yeah, that's how I feel. When you're because it actually extends you feel like it yeah that's how I'm
holding it even you if you if you were holding a chainsaw and you were giving it a good rev like
that you would feel like you had the biggest donger in the village the first time I ever
used a chainsaw grew up in the country I was about 12 or 13 wait have you got more chainsaw
experience than me of course I. Are you shocked by this?
I grew up in the country.
Yeah, well.
I've used one when I was 12 or 13 and my dad said,
how are you going?
And I said, Dad, I'm feeling that BDE energy.
And I was 12.
He's like, chainsaw has that effect on you.
It does.
He goes, why do you think I'm out here so often just,
you know, cutting things down?
Right.
Well, if you know your way around this thing, what are you doing later today?
Because I've got a lot of bamboo.
Do you want me to come get you?
I've got a lot of bamboo that needs taking care of.
There's nothing hotter than someone starting a chainsaw.
You put your foot up on the thing.
Yeah.
You pull the cord.
Give it a good yank.
I'm like, oh, yeah, let's go.
Yeah, it's me.
That's why I'm going to video myself with the chainsaw today and put it on my Instagram story.
Seen the Elvis movie?
You've seen the Elvis movie, right?
Of course I have.
Have you?
Yeah, seen the Elvis movie.
Oh, you watched it over the holidays?
No, I watched it before the holidays.
Oh, did you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you can rent it.
Yeah.
Incredible.
Fantastic movie.
Austin Butler as Elvis Presley.
Incredible.
He does a great job.
There's no other way of saying it.
It's such a big role to try and play, and he smashed it.
You know he said that he didn't talk to any friends or family for three years,
preparing and filming that role?
He went deep.
Last week, Austin Butler took home the Golden Globe
in the Best Actor in a Drama category
for his portrayal of Elvis in the Elvis movie.
And he's still talking like Elvis from the Elvis movie.
This has been a big story over the last six months, hasn't it?
People can't stop talking about it
because they're like, what is going on?
What is going on?
Does he know that he still sounds like that?
Is he doing it on purpose?
Is he not?
Yeah.
Is he hoping there's a sequel?
Because unfortunately there's not going to be.
No.
There's not going to be another Elvis movie.
Is he morphing into Elvis?
Is he going to release music?
I want to play you a bit of Austin Butler's voice
so you can hear what we're talking about.
This is a little bit of his acceptance speech
from the Golden Globes last week.
Have a listen.
I just am so grateful right now.
I'm in this room full of my heroes.
Brad, I love you.
Quinn and I printed out the Pulp Fiction script
when I was 12.
I cannot believe I'm here right now.
Oh, he's taking the piss.
I can't believe I won this award.
I'm all shook up. He
sounds like he's on
Saturday Night Live and he's doing an
Elvis character. Doesn't he?
I want to show you how drastic this is
because you might go, oh, maybe that's just
how he sounds. That's why they cast him.
No. Here's an interview Austin
Butler gave MTV
in 2016. Not
acting. He's being interviewed as himself.
I got dragged by a
horse and that was very painful.
I thought I broke my nose actually.
So it wasn't the most fun but it was definitely
the most different. But now you can say you've been dragged by a horse. Yeah.
I was dragged by a horse. It's a good story at a party.
By the way, hey.
That's 2016.
This is 2023.
I just am so grateful right now.
I'm in this room full of my heroes.
Brad, I love you.
Quinn and I printed out the Pulp Fiction script when I was 12.
I cannot believe I'm here right now.
He can't shake it.
There's only one.
He's all shook up.
He's all shook up.
I'm all shook up.
There's only one explanation He's all shook up. He's all shook up. I'm all shook up. There's only one explanation for this, I think.
And he has, like, he's gone through Elvis puberty.
He has blossomed.
And his voice has dropped in.
It's not a secret, by the way.
People aren't saying this behind Austin Butler's back.
They're saying it to his face.
They're saying it to him.
And here is Austin Butler trying to explain what is going on with his voice.
You know, I don't think I sound like him still,
but I guess I must because I hear it a lot.
I think, you know, I often liken it to when somebody lives
in another country for a long time, and I had three years
where that was my only focus in life, so I'm sure that there's
just pieces of my DNA that will always be linked in that way.
No, living in another
country, like I lived in America, I said
tomatoes for a bit instead of tomatoes.
That's, it's not the whole thing.
But then you come home and you go back to saying it normally.
And you say it normally. He's like your,
and I don't mean to be mean but I'm sure he's not listening.
He's like your mate who goes to
Europe for a contiki and then comes
back pronouncing their words a bit
different. That's how I've always talked like this. What are you
talking about? Sorry, is that strange? I've been eating
croissants in Europe.
Did I mention that I've been to Europe? Do you guys
want to go out for a scone?
We can't go on together.
Is that Austin or Elvis
I can't tell you? It's hard to know
these days.
Brie and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's
birthday banger.
Right,
here comes a birthday banger.
If you listen to our show
in the afternoon,
you know we do this
at 5.30 every afternoon.
You call us up,
you tell us your birthday
and then we figure out
what was the song
that was on the number one spot
when you turned 16.
On your 16th birthday.
And then we do it
for three people and then we pick our favourite one to play in full.
Let's start off with Chantel today.
Hi, Chantel.
Hi, Chantel.
Happy New Year, guys.
Happy New Year.
How was your New Year's, Chantel?
That was awesome.
It was really good.
We do party hires, so we had to do an event set up for the New Year.
So, yeah, it was really good.
I really enjoyed it.
Oh, you didn't do all the stuff for the wedding that Bree and I were at, did you?
No, we did another event down in Hamilton.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, we'd love to be there with you guys.
Well, happy New Year.
Glad you had a good one.
Let's do your birthday banger, Chantel.
What's your birthday?
The 20th of the 1st, 1984, guys.
Oh, God, it's coming up, Chantel. Happy birthday
for the next couple of days.
I know, it was like a week away. Yeah, literally.
You were 16, though, back in
2000. And on the
20th of Jan in 2000,
this would have been number one.
Yes, this is a banger.
Chantel, I love it.
What do you think?
I was an East Club fan back in the day.
Yeah.
Yeah, better you.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Cam.
Kia ora, Cam.
G'day, Cam.
How's it going?
Happy New Year, mate.
Yeah, thanks.
You too.
Good to have you on the show.
What's your birthday, Cam?
13th of November, 1988. Right, that means you too. Good to have you on the show. What's your birthday, Cam? 13th of November, 1988.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2004.
And Cam, here it is, your birthday banger.
Damn.
If you look up banger in the dictionary,
there's a picture of this song right there.
They just played the music video, I think.
That's good.
That's good.
What about how this song's 19 years old this year?
Don't say things like that to me.
That's what this feature does.
It carbon dates you.
Cam doesn't want to hear that either.
Cam, 19 years ago you were 16 years old and that was number one.
Are you into that?
Yeah, yeah, that's a banger.
Absolute tune, Cam. You've got a good
one. One more for Harriet. Kia ora, Harriet.
Hi, Harriet. Morning, guys.
Happy Monday. Happy Monday. How
was your New Year's and your Christmas?
Oh, yeah, they were pretty good.
Obviously rained a little bit
but can't complain. A little bit.
A little. Harriet. A little bit.
A little bit. A little bit. A little. Harriet. A little bit. A little bit.
A little bit.
Just a little bit.
Hey, well, let's kick your year off with your birthday banger.
What's your birthday, mate?
4th of November, 1994.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2010.
And back in November in 2010, this went to number one.
Another banger.
Banger.
That's it.
You into it, Harriet?
I think it's a banger.
I remember being click-seated and that was a good song.
I, for some reason, just adore this song.
You ever flown on a private jet, Harriet, like a G6?
Yeah, every day. Every day, yeah, same. To and from work, right? private jet, Harriet, like a G6? Yeah, every day.
Every day, yeah, same.
To and from work, right?
The commute, Harriet.
Easy for me.
I love all those songs.
I think they'd all go great on a Monday morning.
I am voting for Eric Pryde's And Call On Me.
Yeah, it's a good vibe, eh?
I'll go with you.
You into it?
And that means, Cam, you've won birthday banger.
Awesome.
Cheers for that, guys.
No worries.
Appreciate your call.
19 years. Stop. You too, Cam. 19 years Cheers for that, guys. No worries. Appreciate your call. 19 years.
Stop.
You too, Kim.
Stop saying that.
Almost two decades ago.
All right, let the song play.
There are people listening to this song right now
who weren't even born when it was released.
We get it.
We get it.
All right?
It's not how I want to start my new year.
Turn up your hearing aids and get down to this.
Brian Clint, ZM.
Brian Clint.
ZM, Brian Clint.
Eric Prids.
And Colin Meads 21 past 8
that's your birthday banger
we do it every day
on our show at 5.30
figure out the number one song
on your 16th birthday
and then play the very
very best one
that song
the Eric Prids one
makes me want to do
a spin class
that might be me
in 2023
spin?
yeah it's more aerobics that video the one where they like go up and down want to do a spin class. That might be me in 2023. Spin? Yeah.
It's more aerobics, that video.
The one where they go up and down?
Yeah.
Ariana Grande is more of the spin class.
That's the side to side.
No, that makes me think it's something else.
I think it was meant to.
Yeah, no, it does the job.
Yeah.
The Call On Me one is very leg warmers.
It's a great film clip.
Leotard or Unitard?
Leotard?
Isn't it Leotard and a Unitard?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah, right.
Both area.
A lot of flexibility,
a lot of pelvic.
And also very flattering.
Thrusty, yeah.
I always say that
Nothing more flattering
than a Unitard, yeah.
Very flattering.
I caught up with one of my friends in Aussie
when I was back home over the holidays
and it was before New Year's
and obviously a question you always ask people,
what are you up to for New Year's?
Yeah.
And normally it's like, you know, pretty standard,
going out and having a few drinks.
Some mates are going to our camping.
Yeah, it'll be great.
You know, the usual things, but not this friend of mine.
She had quite an interesting answer.
Okay.
So she said to me, she goes, look, she goes,
I'm doing something a little bit different this year.
These people I know, I know them not super well,
but kind of like through other friends,
asked me if I wanted to come along to their singles party for New Year's.
Fun.
Right?
Is she single?
So she's single.
Well, you have to be.
We need to get invited if you're not.
Yeah.
We know you've got a boyfriend.
We know you're not single, but we've also heard that you swing.
Do you want to come to this New Year's party?
So essentially.
We heard you're a big fat cheater.
So come on down. The idea of the party, she told me,
is essentially gathering a bunch of people that are single
and you get to have that spontaneous New Year's kiss with a stranger.
Hopefully.
Like that's the aim of the party.
Hopefully is to mingle, mingle, mingle
and then obviously pick out.
Oh, this sort of thing makes me sad for the people who won't.
And you go, I'm guaranteed to finally get my New Year's Eve kiss.
And then you don't.
Oh, don't break my heart.
Hopefully they've invited an even number of people.
Yeah.
You know, because I've been.
Otherwise you have to do an awkward John Key three-way pash.
I've been that friend before where I'll dish out kisses to friends of mine.
Like, you know, if you're in that situation.
You're very liberal on the lips department, aren't you?
Well, I'm not like a pash, but, you know, if you're out and you've got no one else there,
you know, you just kiss your friends or whatever.
What if they, the singles party, hear me out, what if they allocated the kisses?
They're like, okay.
What do you mean?
So they're all strangers.
They pick for you?
Yeah.
And it's a way of like.
Oh, that is spontaneous.
It is.
And it's a way of not forcing a connection,
but you know, pushing you outside your comfort zone.
So at 11, so everybody, you have, oh,
oh, I've just invented a party.
You have the whole night to mingle.
And then at 11.45, the bowl goes around.
You go, okay, draw out a name.
And then go and find that person.
That's who you're going to be kissing at midnight.
And then if you don't want to kiss that person, you duck out early.
Yeah.
Or you can do some trading.
Oh, you can trade people.
You go, I've got Gareth.
Oh, no.
I'll swap you for.
Imagine if you found out you'd be traded.
I'd be devastated.
Okay, only the girls are allowed to trade because the guys are just happy for whatever
they get.
They'll take what they can get.
They're just glad to be invited.
That is fun.
Did you know if it worked out for her?
So I literally, because I was so invested, I was like, I need to call her up and ask
her how it went.
So apparently it went really well.
She met this individual.
They kissed at midnight.
And now they're kind of dating.
See, that's cool.
And what a great way to meet someone and like a great story to tell someone.
How'd you meet?
Yeah.
Well, we kissed on New Year's.
There's a business in this.
There's like.
Yeah, we should start doing parties.
Yeah.
Well, maybe some single people should do it.
But I mean, not a great business because you only do it once a year.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
I thought we could ask people.
I love these stories.
And are you one of these people?
Have you ever experienced a spontaneous New Year's kiss before?
Yeah.
Maybe it happened this New Year's just gone.
Yeah.
Or maybe it's long ago.
And maybe you never saw the person again.
Maybe. Maybe you were just vibing with this person in the crowd at a festival and then 3, 2, 1, midnight, big pash.
Great chemistry. Great chemistry. Never saw them again. And that was it.
Remember when I had that really like movie
moment New Year's kiss a few years ago? No. Remember?
We were in Brisbane and we were at this club
and my partner was outside helping our friend who was vomiting
and it was going 10, 9, and I was like running through the club
and I was like, I need to find her.
Like, where is she?
And there was two entryways and I knew that they would be at one of them
and I was like, I need I knew that they would be at one of them and I was like I need
to pick one and go for it it's like seven six and I'm running through the car pushing people over
five four three two one I made it outside just in time we kiss and then our friend Dan vomited
movie moment it's like that movie um New Year's Eve. Yes.
Producer Claude, you have come to Clint and I recently and said that you have a new obsession
and you'd like to get it off your chest.
It's a bit dangerous, actually.
It's dangerous?
What is it?
Rock climbing?
Knife catching.
Those are way cooler.
Knife swallowing.
Flame throwing.
It's nowhere near.
Nude bacon cooking.
Oh, that's closer.
That is dangerous.
No, I've recently discovered the wonderful world of Facebook Marketplace.
Oh, welcome.
Yeah.
I've been here for years.
It's amazing.
It's the best place in the world.
It's dangerous though.
That was an exaggeration.
Why is it so good?
Because I think it's a bit shonky.
I thought that too, but then I started actually getting into it and people sell
really cool stuff.
There's stuff that you'll find that's like
one-offs that you'll never find anywhere else.
Yeah, and it's always really cheap.
Like I got a dress recently and it was only
20 bucks and it's like full
sequins. Like ridiculous. I love it.
Have you received the dress? Yes,
I did. And it's legit? Yeah.
The only part I don't like about it is the face-to-face meetings
if you have to pick it up.
Yeah, I don't like that.
I'm a bit of a boomer when it comes to this stuff,
and I'm like, I'm Trade Me Hard, G.
Are you going to come over?
Because I feel like I can trust Trade Me.
Which, I mean, yes.
Because it's all guaranteed and that, but they charge some.
The fees they charge on Trade Me are ridiculous.
So I get it.
It's kind of like dating though.
You know, there's like the safe person to date.
You know, you're not going to get hurt.
You know, there's that person.
And then there's the other person that's like mysterious
and maybe will steal money from you.
Yeah, they might stab you.
But they're hot and a fun time.
And anyone can list anything.
You can put anything you want
up there. Anything. And because it's
free, there's a lot of junk on there.
There is a lot of junk.
I'm selling this glass and singlet.
It's been worn for one year
and has a hole in it.
I found some really... $3.
Oh, that's pricey.
Would you take $2? They would take
$2. I hate the back and forth with people because I sell stuff on there sometimes.
What are you selling?
Just bits and bobs.
Right.
I mean, my partner.
That sounds mysterious.
Sounds suspicious.
It's Facebook.
What have I sold on there?
Hash brownies.
I sold things we had a double of when me and my partner moved in together. Like a
soda stream. We both had one.
So we sold one. You know, stuff
like that. Nothing too exciting.
Drugs.
Panadol.
Are you selling anything on Marketplace at the
moment, Claude? No, but I found some really
weird things that I'm going to bring to you if
you're interested. Tell us. What's available?
There's someone that I found who was selling a bunch of old road signs
that I thought they were stolen, but apparently he worked in the industry.
But you can buy some, like, 80-kilometer head signs for $50.
Oh, make great art pieces above the bed.
Above the bed.
Yep.
Yeah.
Slippery wind.
There's also some really weird things that I found.
It's listed as health toys.
It's two walnuts and it's $100.
Those are two walnuts?
They kind of look like apricot stones or nectarine stones.
It's two walnuts.
You can get them.
They're real walnuts.
$100.
They'll help your health.
That's so expensive.
$100 for two walnuts.
Are they like those eggs that Gwyneth Paltrow sells?
Are you meant to?
Bit spiky.
Bit spiky, all right.
I don't want to be put in that.
Not into that one.
I also found if you're interested, for $15,
you can buy a bunch of this guy's ex-girlfriend's stuff.
Keen.
It's always going to go cheap.
Looks like you're selling a bunch of rings.
No, I think this is something different.
I think this is ex-girlfriend stuff that you buy to have at your house
so it looks like you have an ex-girlfriend.
Oh, you reckon?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Sus.
You know?
So when people come around, because you might be like a total virgin,
but then when you bring dates around, they go,
who's the stuff?
You go, oh, that's my ex-girlfriend.
Yeah, because there's nothing.
They sell like a half-empty bottle of Olaplex and some rings and that.
There's nothing I find sexier than when I date someone new and I go,
who's underwear are these that are in your drawing?
And I go, they're my ex-girlfriends.
That's my ex-girlfriends.
I've definitely had sex before.
I found something that I think producer Ella will love.
What is it?
This is a woman who knits custom handmade hats for rabbits.
Does she do them for dogs?
Oh, she probably could.
And I figured it'd be great for the guinea pigs.
Cute.
They're like little knitted hats that have like ear holes.
The first one had little ear holes, yeah.
Very cute.
Facebook Marketplace.
I feel like it is literally a magical, it's like Willy Wonka's paradise.
I think this is my favourite one.
It's a 2011 Audi A1 for two grand and the entire front of it is caved in.
Yeah, that is...
That's pretty true.
That's completely written off.
Yeah.
But you can buy that if you want it.
For two grand,
you can still say you own an Audi.
It's a bargain.
The two side mirrors are still good.
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