ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th July 2021

Episode Date: July 15, 2021

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G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast on a Friday. Good vibes? Good vibes. Vibe check. Quick vibe check. Vibe check, Brie? I'm tired. Tired?

Producer Ben, vibe check? Not bad. Not bad? Yeah, ready for the weekend. Anastasia, vibe check? Best I've ever been. God, you guys are full of shit, eh? No, I feel great.

Nah, you're full of shit. I hate people where you go, how are you? And you go, fantastic. Do you know Anastasia was out on the pizzo to 11 o'clock last night and she's still this bubbly? She's 23. I know. I know.

That's the thing. I'm so jealous. Overflow. Alcohol. You're running on fumes. I reckon I'm running on fumes. She's still drunk. Running off a hazy IPA.

Or 10 of them. That I reckon I'm running on fumes. She's still drunk. Running off a hazy IPA. All ten of them. That's what I'm having tonight. Anyone want to vibe check me? I'll vibe check, Clint. I'm tired too. The oldest people on the show are tired. And the over 30s, tired. The under 30s, fine.

But your guys' back doesn't even hurt. You under 30s. But you don't have random back doesn't even hurt. You under 30s. But you don't have random back pain at the moment. My back's hurt since I was 16. Is that not a joke? No, that's not a joke. Well, I actually, it has hurt since I was 16 because I've broken my back before.

Yeah? I thought you were going to make a carrying the show joke. I broke, no. That would have been good. I broke four vertebrae in my spine. Do you have to get them re-scanned to check that they're okay? So my vertebrae, I broke the vertebrae and then my spine actually slipped a centimetre inwards. Yeah.

Which means my bum sticks out more. But yeah, so I have to get checkups MRIs like every five years to check that it hasn't slipped anymore yeah yeah because once it gets to a certain point that it's slipped too far

you have to have an operation where they rip it back out is that where they fuse you is that where that is yeah where you don't want to get to that point it's not good

is that why you suck at limbo I cannot do limbo not a good time for me I suck at limbo too but that's more of a tight hammies thing yeah it's all connected hey um shall we do our international birthday banger shall we I cannot do limbo. Not a good time for me. I still get limbo too, but that's more of a tight hammies thing. Yeah, it's all connected.

Hey, shall we do an international birthday banger, shall we? Let's do it. Smooth bend. Oh, yeah, nice bend. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Don't make me come over there. I do usually do it.

It's just your special job on the Friday to do it. Let's kick off Birthday Banger International. Emilio. Revlin. Revlin from New York. Have we got a listener in New York City? That makes me feel cool. New York City.

I wonder what part of New York. I wonder what borough they're in. Very cool name too, Emilio. Yeah. The only other Emilio that I know is Emilio Estevez. From... He's related to... What's the guy from Two and a Half Men?

Charlie Sheen. No. Yeah. The name rings a bell. Who's Emilio Estevez? Yeah, he's related to Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen's brother. He's an actor.

I'm just Googling his face. Is that right, Anastasia? Oh, that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sheen's brother. He's an actor. I'm just Googling his face. Is that right, Anastasia? Oh, that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Emilio Estevez is a... He is the brother of Charlie Sheen. Thought so.

And son of Martin Sheen. So Charlie Sheen, his last name is Estevez. Is it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. There you go. Well, this is not for him. This is for... Emilio Revlin.

You were born on the 24th of February, 1993. So you were born on the 24th of February, 1993, so you were 16 in 2009. And in 2009, this had a number one hit. 2009. 2009. The period where Flo Rida was the rap verse on every song. Fun fact about this song, you know that's Kesha singing the... Fun fact about that fun fact.

That's the fun fact we hear every time we hear that song. It's quite interesting though because that's before TikTok came out and she actually, Flo Rida didn't pay her for that. Really? Nah, she did not get paid for it. Set her career up, though, eh? It did. Work experience.

I know, but how shit is being told? You can do it for experience. Oh, but what experience? And then that song turned out to be a worldwide hit. Let's do Christy Dory Collings from Rotorua, New Zealand. That's my hometown. That's where I'm from. Christy was born on the 29th of January 1988.

So Christy, you were 16 in 2004. And on that day, this was number one. Baby Bash. That's a similar birthday to mine. It's one year off mine. I wonder if we know each other. You know it's so weird with

as you get older with girls in particular because last names will change when they get married and so you go i wonder if that's the christy that i know not anymore girls are rebelling yeah you know hardly like it's you should see the percentages of women not changing their names anymore i back it yeah i think it's stupid yeah well my wife kept her own last name and she. I think it's stupid. Yeah, well, my wife kept her own last name. I just think it's old-fashioned, and it's like, why do you have to change? I mean, I get some people want to do it, and that's fine. It's your prerogative. But why change your whole, like, the essence of who you are?

That's been your name forever. That's how Lucy explained it to me, too, and I got it. The times I do understand it, I mean, if you want to do it, obviously, that's fine. But if you have a shit last name, it's a good opportunity to get a spruce up. I definitely would if you had your last name. Or if your partner's last name just sounds a bit better off the back of your first name. Yeah, that's a good time to do it. One more for Katie Ellis. She's from Mayfield in New Zealand.

Where the hell is Mayfield? Where the hell is Katie? Mayfield? I don't know. Katie was born on the 17th of June, 1996. So, Katie, you were 16 in 2012. And on that day, this was top of the chart. So, I'm just Googling where Mayfield is.

Oh, it's a village in the South Island. Here's your birthday band. There's so much to let go. How'd you think I feel when you called my name? Mayfield's near Ashburton Oh yeah This is a banger Who is it? Cheryl

Formerly known as Cheryl Cole I think so yeah Who married Liam Payne Who is it? Cheryl. Oh, Cheryl. Formerly known as Cheryl Cole. I think so, yeah. Who married Liam Payne. Or has a baby with Liam Payne from One Direction? Yes. I'm pretty sure. She was with Ashley Cole, the footballer,

and had kids with him and he cheated on her, I think. She a babe. Yeah, she a babe babe. She's a judge on X Factor UK, I'm pretty sure. She was in Girls Aloud. Yeah. That's who she is. She's in Girls Aloud. Yeah. That's who she is. She's in Girls Aloud. She looks super young.

I like that song. I want to vote for that. Yes. I'll vote for that. Easy peasy. That means... Katie Ellis from Mayfield. Near Ashburton.

In South Canterbury. Mid Canterbury. Shout out to Katie. And all of our other contestants in International Birthday Bagels. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you guys back next week. How'd you think I feel when you called my name? You got me confused by the way I change.

How'd you think I feel when you called my name? My name. Say my name, baby. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Subbing in for Flesh, Vaughn and Megan. Morning, everybody. It's a Friday. It's good to be here.

How are you guys going? It is good to be here. Friday, we've got a massive show lined up for you. Yeah. And a few bits and pieces to win as well. There's a lot of stuff to win. There's some tickets to go and see Drax Project and Mitch James in Wellington or Hamilton.

We've got our Vodafone prize to give away. There's still time to go and contribute to that on our Instagram story. You just have to tell us your biggest relationship red flag up there. Plus, we're going to be singing for you on a Friday morning. We're bringing our famed Friday Oki feature to The Breakfast Show this week. I really hope people are taking the day off today so they don't get to hear that.

So they get to stay home and enjoy the whole thing. Not good. At 8 o'clock this morning, we'll be singing the very easy, very casual Olivia Rodrigo song, Good For You. Good for you, you look happy in hell. easy, very casual Olivia Rodrigo song, Good For You. It's so simple, right? It's so easy. Such an easy one. In both of our vocal range. You know, nothing, no biggie.

We've been starting the show, what we've been filling in, with Tradiverse Lady. It's a quiz and there's 50 bucks cash up for grabs. If you think you can win it, beat out your opponent, call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM and you might pick up $50 going into the weekend. We'll play with you after Ed Sheeran and Bad Habits on ZM Bree and Clint. Every time you...

Bree and Clint. Thanks. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, so that's four wins for the tradies this week. They've had an absolute blinding run. Can the ladies come back and take a win for a Friday? This has never happened.

The tradies have never won a whole week of tradie versus lady. I'm pretty sure the ladies have, but the tradies have not. So here we go. Let's meet our teams today. We'll start with our lady. She's 28. She's from Auckland, and she plays the sport of curling. Welcome to the show, Brittany.

Brittany. Hi, how's it going? Do you use a Cloud9 or a GHD? GHD for the hair, but a broom for curling. I love that, Brittany. I've never met someone who actually plays. Where do you play that?

Avondale Ice Drink in Auckland. That's so cool. Okay, cool. All right, you'll be taking on our trainee today. He's 25 years old. He's in the Tron, and he has caught over 100 eels last week. Welcome to the show, Thomas. Thomas, eels give me the heebie-jeebies.

Oh, yeah, no, they're a bit sludgy and a bit slimy, aren't they? Are they a pest, Thomas? Do you need to get rid of 100 eels? Oh, no, no, just relocate bit sludgy and a bit slimy, aren't they? Are they a pest, Thomas? Do you need to get rid of 100 eels? Oh, no, no, just relocate 100 eels. We've already done that. Oh, right, right, right. Same environment, eh? Don't they have big, sharp teeth?

Oh, no, no, not really. They're just a big, cute water sausage. OK, Thomas, your buzzer is tradie. Brittany, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers is going to win 50 bucks for the weekend. Good luck. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one.

The phrase, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, is used for what? Isn't it funny how you know these sayings? You've heard them before and you're like, I don't know what that means. Well, buzzuzzy out. Rhi, can you explain that saying? It says here, it's better to hold on to something once, one has already then to risk losing it by trying to attain something better. So it's like saying you have one girlfriend

and then it's better to hold on to that good thing rather than going out and trying to get two. Geez, no wonder the guys couldn't get it. All right, we'll move on to question number two. Question number two. Who sings the hit single of the year, Driver's Licence? Trady. Yes, Thomas.

Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, you killed it, Thomas. Brie's laughing because she didn't think the tradie would get that one, and neither did I. Hey, nice work, mate. One to the tradies. Question number three. What type of whale has been stranded in Wellington this week?

Lady? Yes, Brittany. Orca? That's correct. Nice work. We're one apiece. Fun fact, an orca's not actually a whale. It's the world's biggest dolphin.

Well, there you go. Question number four. The 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo is just over a week away. What is the nickname of the New Zealand women's basketball team? Is it A, the Tall Blacks, B, the Ball Blacks, C, the Tall Ferns, or D... Oh, a tradie. Yes, Thomas. That's correct.

The Tall Ferns. I'm so glad it's not the Ball Blacks. Or the Black Balls. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Brittany. Thomas, you take it here. Question number five. Who was the billionaire who went to space this week?

Ladies. Oh, Brittany, tied up. Come on. Richard Branson. Yes, nice work. We are all tied up, guys. Here we go. $50 on the line for the win.

Can you tell me who sings this song? Because now I see the Friday. Thomas is in. So sexy. The tradies have done it. A clean sweep. Clean sweep. Five in a row. But what a game this morning. Nice work to both of you

but Thomas, 50 bucks coming your way. Thank you. Have a great weekend guys. Yesterday in the latest we were talking about Is that my computer? I think it is. But Thomas, 50 bucks coming your way. Thank you. Have a great weekend, guys. Bree and Clint. And yesterday in the latest, we were talking about, is that my computer? I think it is. Oh, no, it's me. No, it's you.

It's an infomercial for a shake weight. Your computer's playing weird infomercials at the moment. I keep hearing you get the ad for the Udi every day. Oh, yeah. Every day. You're being targeted by the Udi company. Yeah, but are you surprised? What the hell is an Udi? An Udi?

Yeah. God, they're going to love this bloody shout out. It's like a big, it's like a blanket that you wear. That's the best way to describe it. Yeah, that's right. Shout out to Udi. Copyright if you want to use that. Every day we're sitting and getting ready for the show,

I just hear Brie's computer go, why should you buy an Udi? Oh, I'm just looking at the Udi. Oh, it looks awesome. It's sweet, eh? It's a hooded blanket. I'm trying to think of what the ads play on yours for those constipation pills most of the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one. Yesterday on The Latest, we talked about how Olivia Rodrigo has gone to the White House. Which in itself doesn't seem that bizarre. She's very famous. Famous people go to the White House. Which in itself doesn't seem that bizarre. She's very famous. Famous people go to the White House. But she's there on official business, Brie. Yeah, she is there to connect with the youth of America.

Yes. About getting vaccinated. They're saying, Olivia, you know what the kids like. Can you get them to like vaccines? Can you start a vaccine trend on TikTok? I bet Selena Gomez was gutted

that she didn't get invited because she realises that she's now a generation above, right? Because before it would have been a Selena Gomez thing and a Justin Bieber thing

like get in here guys. You reckon? Selena Gomez? Yeah, don't you reckon? Oh yeah, maybe. She was one of the most followed people on Instagram. Yeah, true.

But they've gone nah, we want the new model. We want Olivia Rodrigo. So she's gone in. She was one of the most followed people on Instagram. Yeah, true. But they're going, nah, we want the new model. We want Olivia Rodrigo. So she's gone in. She's posed for photos with Biden. You know how Biden wears the aviator sunglasses? Does he? Yeah, that's his thing.

He wears aviators. Oh. He's like Cool Dad. Olivia Rodrigo's put on the aviators. She's also given a speech. I want to hear the speech. Here's Olivia Rodrigo addressing the good people of America about why they should get the vaccine.

With that, I'll turn it over to you, Olivia. Hi. First, I want to say I am beyond honoured and humbled to be here today to help spread the message about the importance of youth vaccination. I'm in awe of the work President Biden and Dr Fauci have done and was happy to help lend my support to this important initiative. It's important to have conversations with friends and family members, encouraging all communities to get vaccinated and actually get to a vaccination site, which you can do more easily than ever before, given how many sites we have and how easy it is to find them at

vaccines.gov. Thank you, Jen, for having me today. And thank you all for helping share this important message. It's so appreciated. Thank you. Okay. Thank you, Olivia, so having me today. And thank you all for helping share this important message. It's so appreciated. Thank you. Okay. Thank you, Olivia, so much for joining us. Good luck with your great day. Also, my single is now available on Spotify. I was going to say, she should have just gone up there and sung this.

Good for you, you look happy and healthy. Get the vaccine. Yeah. The vaccine is good for you. Also, the outfit that she wore, she looks, she's got full Clueless vibes, eh? I love it. As in the movie Clueless.

She doesn't look Clueless. Shoes and socks. The outfit looks amazing. It's a big day today, guys. Huge day. Because one of the biggest rumours slash urban myths in the past, I'm going to say three years, has been addressed.

Right. We've gotten an answer. Whether you believe it or not is up to you. And I'm talking about the urban myth about Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison. If you haven't heard this before, one of the biggest myths about ScoMo started... No, no, not myth, rumour. Rumour. It, one of the biggest myths about ScoMo started. No, no, not myth, rumour. Rumour.

It's one of the biggest rumours about ScoMo. It started about three years ago or so. Is that after he loves the Cronulla Sharks in the rugby league. It's his favourite team. And this rumour started that one time he went to a Cronulla Sharks game and he was on his way home and he was busting to use the toilet, like busting. Anyway, so he's walking home and he ended up going

into a McDonald's in Engadine, the Engadine McDonald's. That's in Sydney, eh? Yeah, near it, yeah. Anyway, it's in Sydney South and anyway, he didn't quite make it to the toilet at the McDonald's. Just call it what it is. He pooed his pants. The rumour is that the Prime Minister of Australia

shed himself at a McDonald's after a Canalla Sharks game. Anyway. Didn't we? It was after a grand final in 1997. Didn't we call that McDonald's? We did. And ask them about it? And they said, we don't want to make a comment.

We can't confirm or deny. Anyway, he has addressed that story, that rumour. Why would you address it? Well, that's the thing. Why would you? That just shows there must be so much groundswell, so much public pressure for the truth to come out about whether ScoMo shat himself out of McDonald's.

I think it's just been gaining so much momentum over the years that people need answers. He was on a radio show over in Australia called Kyle and Jackie O and they asked him about it. Of course they did. And here's what happened. Can I clear up one thing? Not the Macca's thing.

The Macca's thing? It is the biggest urban myth ever. The Chapoo Japan's at the Engadine McDonald's? I found the whole thing incredibly amusing. And we've always joked about it amongst our team here as I've driven past it on occasion. You want to pop in for a big Mac? Oh, my God, they die.

But it is absolute and total rubbish. All right. Now, what we're going to do this morning is we're going to take a vote around the team. Do you believe the Prime Minister of Australia that that rumour, that urban myth is BS? I want to believe it. So I'm going to say that it's true. He did shit himself. Producer Anastasia, do you believe it? Yes or no? I'm going to say that it's true. He did shit himself. Producer Anastasia, do you believe it?

Yes or no? I'm going to say I don't believe it. You don't believe it? No. If his team's joking about it and he's admitting that, then I think it's just a big joke. Okay, cool. All right.

Producer Ben? I would agree with Anastasia. I think it's a big joke, but it's very funny. Boo. This show will continue to perpetuate the rumour that the Prime Minister of Australia pooed his pants at a McDonald's, and it will go one further

by starting its own vicious rumour that David Seymour, the leader of the ACT Party, shat his pants at the Takapuna Burger King. I'm just going to put that out there now, okay? To be honest, I have heard that rumour, and he gets quite squeamish when he has to answer questions about it. It wasn't a small one either.

I heard it was a whopper. Brian Clint. It is seven days until the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games being held in 2021. Usually I take time off work when the Olympics are on. I've always done it. Always have. How much time?

Like a week usually. Really? Yeah. And just sit at home and watch the Olympics? Yep. And I watch as much Olympics as I can. You know one time when I was working in radio, I think the 2016 Olympics Oh, you guys wouldn't know who that is. I always forget you wouldn't know who that is. Who? Nikki Webster. Oh, no, we talked about her. She was at the 2000 Olympics. She had Strawberry Kisses, that hit single,

but she opened the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Anyway, we did this thing for radio where we sang the national anthem to open the 2016 games with Nikki Webster.

Oh, yeah. It was a moment in time. What anthem did you sing? Brazilian? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Her anthem, yeah. No, for Rio. No, we sang our anthem did you sing? Brazilian? Yeah. Her anthem, yeah. No, from Rio.

No, we sing our anthem. The Aussie anthem. Oh, the Australian anthem. Yeah, right. A journalist has gone to the effort of ranking all 69 sports at the 2020 Olympic Games from best to worst. Now, who is this journalist first? I need to know the name.

Okay, I can give you some... Do you know the name? Because this is very... What's the name? Personal opinion, isn't it? He writes for the New Zealand Herald. Give him a shout out. And his name is Joel Kulasingam.

Okay, perfect. All right, what does Joel think? First of all, you need to know the criteria. They are ranked on entertainment value, Olympic history and prestige. Is this the pinnacle of the sport? Is winning a gold medal at the Olympics the ultimate for this

sport? And it loses points if it's a sport that Joel believes his grandmother could do. So I think it's good. We'll start with the worst. According to Joel, the worst sport. Actually, we'll start with 65. The worst sport at the Joel, the worst sport. Actually, we'll start with 65. The worst sport at the Olympics is the swimming marathon.

The swimming marathon? The 10-kilometer swimming marathon. Oh, because I was going to say the 1,500 meters is quite an exciting event. No, this is a 10-kilometer helicopter view of people's back. Oh, is it out in the open? Yeah, it's an open water swim. Open water swim. Number 66, softball. Nah, disagree.

Well, he says it shouldn't be there because there's no men's competition. It's only a women's comp at the Olympics. There's heaps of men that play softball. Why isn't it in the Olympics? Well, 67 worst is baseball because there's no women's comp at the Olympics. Why wouldn't they just have both versions? Also, the Olympics are happening at the same time as the Major League Baseball, because there's no women's comp at the Olympics. Why wouldn't they just have both versions?

Also, the Olympics are happening at the same time as the Major League Baseball season, so none of the stars are going to be at the Olympics. They're going to be in America, playing in the NBL. Same with the basketball. 68 worth sport at the Olympics is the race walking. I don't mind a bit of race walking, because I feel like when I watch it, I'm like, I could do that. And the worst sport at the Olympics is a new sport being added to Tokyo 2020 three-on-three basketball.

Is that a sport? Yeah, alongside regular basketball. Is it? Yeah, so those are the worst. Shall we get into the best? Yeah, what's the best? These, according to him, after ranking them all on those four criteria,

are the best sports at the Olympics. Number five, the fifth best sport. The individual medley in the swimming. Oh, yeah, where they have to do every stroke. You have to do all four disciplines. I mean, how bloody athletic are those athletes where they're so good at every stroke? Do you get to choose what order you do them in?

No. You have to go... I'm pretty sure you have to go... Butterfly, backstroke. I think it goes backstroke because they start in the water. Oh, okay. Yeah. Number four, best sport, the swimming relay.

Oh, yeah, that's a good time. That's a good team sport, eh? Yeah. And they fly off the blocks. Yeah. The third best sport at the Olympics this year is the track and field relay. Oh, yeah, I do love a track and field relay. How good were the Jamaican team in the track and field relay?

The best part about it is there's so much jeopardy in it because you never know when they could drop that little baton. It's over. You drop the baton, it's over. Your Olympics is over. You've wasted four years of your life. I did track and field for a long time, and I've experienced dropping the baton. Did you drop the baton?

No, the girl handing it to me dropped it. It never touched your hand? Well, you know, I don't know. People who've done a relay would know where you're putting your hand out, and they're just trying to lay it. Find my hand! Find my hand! Yeah, and then it was too late.

The second best sport at the Olympics, according to the New Zealand Herald the gymnastics the artistic, the floor stuff. So good. Isn't it? Simone Biles. Yeah. That's what you want to see at the Olympics, right? It's the Simone Biles show. And the best sport at the 2020

Olympic Games, no prizes for guessing it's the track sprints. It's the 100 metre final. The men's, the women's. The ultimate test of human athleticism. And it's going to be interesting this year because it'll be the first time that Usain Bolt hasn't been in the competition for how long?

It'll be open a little bit to other people. What's your favourite to watch at the Olympics? I like Val and the shot put. I love watching the diving. I think the diving is super interesting. Trampolining. Amazing. I think the diving is super interesting. Trampolining, amazing. I like the rowing as well.

The rowing? Yeah. Because we do good in the rowing. Where they just go back and forth. No, they don't go back and forth. They're amazing athletes, but it's just, you know, it's like the marathon. Yeah, but that's where we get our medals, so that's why I like it.

The Olympics start on Friday. Book your week of leave now. I don't know what the time difference is like. Someone on the text machine said, I understand taking time off, Brie. I love watching the Olympics. Luckily, I'm on maternity leave this year. So that's me and my little girl sorted.

I hope your baby likes sport. Love that. Brie and Clint. If you're currently thinking about buying an electric car, maybe you should hold off. I know Jacinda probably won't want me saying that on the radio, but why buy an electric car when you can buy a flying car? I'm listening. Last year saw the first flying car take off with a person on board,

which happened in Japan. Right. So the test drive was conducted by a company called SkyDrive and it took place at Toyota's test fields. And the vehicle that they actually flew with a person on board was called the SD-03. And it's thought to be the world's smallest electric vertical takeoff and landing model. Yeah, okay.

Essentially, it's a helicopter car. It's a helicar. Yeah. Since then. Have you seen it? Does it have rotor blades? No. Or is it like jets?

It's got wings. I think it's jets. Right. Off the wings. So it doesn't go vertically, take off vertically. You need a runway to take off. To be honest, I'm not an engineer. I probably wouldn't ask me.

Okay. But I think surely you'd have to be able to take off just going straight up. That's the only way this is going to work. Because or else you just have to have runways everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, they've actually predicted that the first flying cars will be available for purchase in just two years. Right.

Two years' time. So this is in, I think it's most of the technology is coming out of Japan, and they're trying to develop this ASAP because they want to ease some of the congestion in the country. Do you reckon it's going to be a good thing, flying cars? Like, the roads are already chock-a-block full of cars and I know there's plenty of room up there in the sky, but do you want to see cars up there the whole time? It's kind of like visual pollution, isn't it?

Well, I thought you were leading to the fact of if you're not a good driver on land, then how are you going to go in the sky? I don't think you'll be driving it. I think it'll all be done by computer. Computer nav and you just punch in the location and the car takes you there. Yeah, that makes me feel comfortable. Well, would you feel more comfortable?

A computer flying you or you flying yourself? Me. I trust myself. In a flying car? I back myself. Well, look at all those self-driving cars and then they've had accidents. You just never know. How much for a flying car though? Well, that's a very good question.

According to research conducted by the Pentagon Motor Group, because obviously these aren't for sale yet, but they're averaging that the vehicle could sell you back an eye-watering million plus. Yeah, right. I don't think I'll be getting that. Probably stick with a road vehicle for a little while. Yeah, but you can fly.

I know you can fly. And it's also got CarPlay. That's got wings. Do you know how many car parks it would take up? And it also gets great fuel mileage. And 10 years warranty for on the ground, not in the air. And you can park in those special parent parks at New World. You need to with those wings on them.

We've got a relationship question for anybody to use this morning. If you want to shake things up a bit, if you feel like having an argument with your partner in the car this morning, this is perfect. This will rattle a few people. Great, because I was thinking how can I start an argument with my partner when I get home? Well, I believe that's exactly

what this woman was thinking when she posed this question to her partner and she filmed him for TikTok as well. I'm going to put the question to you and then you can answer it with your relationship in mind, okay? So I want you to imagine that your partner... and then you can answer it with your relationship in mind, okay? So I want you to imagine that your partner... And then can you do it after that?

I'll see how badly you answer it. I think it's only fair that we both answer it. I want you to imagine that your partner is asking you this question, okay? Babe, I have a question. If we weren't together, would you cheat on your... Like, if you were married to somebody else, would you cheat on your, like if you were married to somebody else, would you cheat on your wife with me? That's an easy question, I reckon, to answer.

Okay, go on then. Easy question. No. Right. I wouldn't. Really? No. So you'd rather be with that other person

than with your current partner? No, because I think me as a person, my moral compass slash my values, I'm not going to cheat on the person that I've made a commitment to. Right. So it doesn't matter how attractive or beautiful or hot I think my current partner is. Yeah.

In that situation, I would not be doing that. But she's the one for you, isn't she, your current partner? Well, I mean, who's to say? I've made a commitment to another person. I think there's multiple people out there in the world that are right for everyone i don't believe in this whole world how many billions of people that one person is perfect for you what a load of bs you're gonna say that to me i'm your partner in the situation so you're saying i'm replaceable you're saying

there are because my you're saying that you're saying you could find me and somebody else anywhere no i'm saying i think there's more than one person in the world but i but i'm not even using that my answer is is that i would not cheat on my partner regardless of who it was with would you leave them for me no because i wouldn't get to know you enough to know how good of a connection that we currently do have. So you wouldn't choose me? If you had the choice, you wouldn't choose me? No. You know what?

You can get your own ride to work this morning. Obviously, you would. You would cheat on your wife, your mythical wife, for your reality wife. You know what? The only person I'd cheat on know what, you know what, the only person I'd cheer on my wife with? My wife. Cheater,

cheater, chicken dinner. Bree and Clint. You know what one of the worst things is when you've had a big night out? Oh,

when you wake up and your mouth's really dry but you also need to pee but you don't want to get up and so you just sleep through it and then when you wake up an hour later, you're even drier and more needing to pee? Nah, trying to get your arm out from the person that you went home with. No, it's not.

I sometimes get really bad- Trying to get an Uber home, but your phone's flat? I sometimes try and get really bad hiccups after I've had a few beverages. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I don't know why, but hiccups are so annoying, especially when you have them for a long time. I get them from eating too fast.

Like I'm an excited dog who's just been given my biscuits. I need one of those bowls that dogs have got. It makes them eat slowly. You know, it's got like a maze inside it. Whitney has one of those. She eats all of her food from a slow feed bowl. I need a human slow feed bowl. Yeah, well, we can look into that for you, actually. There's a story out of Brazil

which is about the Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro. Bolsonaro, yeah. Not a very nice dude. Who isn't a very nice man. And he's been admitted to hospital after having the hiccups for more than 10 days. That's a live clip from... Yeah, that's him trying to address the nation of Brazil. Wait, he said the hiccups for 10 days? He said the hiccups for 10 days straight and he had to go to hospital.

Quite serious. They talk about how apparently having the hiccups, if it lasts for more than two days, they say that that is a longer period of time where you need to go get checked. That's a medical condition. Because there's no cure for the hiccups, is there? People say, is it a fright? Yeah, there is.

You get a fright. It doesn't work. You drink a cup of water upside down. Upside down, doesn't work. You hold your breath, that one doesn't work either. People don't even really, aren't hiccups one of those things where scientists don't really understand what it is or why we have it? I think they do kind of know that it can be caused by a number of different things,

but it says here that suggested medication prescribed by dental surgery earlier in the month, they reckon that it could be from that. Right. They reckon it could be from a repeated abdomen surgery. Oh, this is Bolsonaro's one specifically? Yes. Right, okay.

Because he got stabbed in 2018 and he's had to have quite a few surgeries and they reckon it could be from that, but they don't know exactly for sure. He got stabbed in 2018? Yeah, as we said, not a very nice man. Obviously, you know, messing with a few of the wrong people. He's 66 and apparently it's causing him abdominal pain. He had to go to the military hospital

where he's remained there for a number of days. I've never had an extended case of the hiccups, but you know when you have a pesky cough that you can't sleep through? If you have a cough and it keeps you awake, that is one of the most frustrating things. So I can't imagine having the hiccups for 10 days. My friend Alan, I remember we were working together at the same office

and he had the hiccups for a week. A week. A week. And he was quite distressed about it. And he was like, I need to go to the doctor. Went to the doctor and... Do the impression correctly. He was like, I need to go to the doctor.

Yeah, yeah. Went to the doctor and eventually it went away. He's lucky. But yeah. Far out. Crazy. They say if it lasts for more than a month,

it can be intractable. Intractable? Intractable. What's intractable? Where I think it won't go back to normal. Oh, incurable. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Far out. I know. I want to ask people because I feel like this is quite a common thing. Not super common, but I feel like people would have had this happen to them. Like it happened to my friend Alan. He had it for a week. Has this happened to you?

Have you had the hiccups for a prolonged period of time? Have you got the hiccups right now? So I'm going to say, yeah, that's quite interesting. Have you got the hiccups for a prolonged period of time? Have you got the hiccups right now? So I'm going to say, yeah, that's quite interesting. Have you got the hiccups right now? Did you have the hiccups for more than two days? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's a prolonged period of time. Yeah.

I'll wait 100 dials at him. And what was the cure as well? I want to know what you did to get rid of it. Or you can text us on 9696. Did you have the hiccups for a prolonged period of time? Brian Clint. We're talking about prolonged hiccups for a prolonged period of time? Brian Clint. We're talking about prolonged hiccups because the Brazilian president has had hiccups for more than 10 days now.

He's gone to hospital. He's gone to hospital for it. I find it fascinating because doctors actually, when this happens, they don't know what to do. No. They actually, there's no cure. No. But it's quite scary.

Can you imagine the doctor sneaking up behind you in the ward and just being like, boom! Boom. No. Did that work? Okay, that'll be 50 bucks. Anyway, we're asking you guys, has this happened to you? Have you had prolonged hiccups? Talk to Josh.

Morning, Josh. Hi, Josh. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. This happened to your cousin. Yeah, yeah, it did. She had an open heart surgery probably five or six years back

and the anesthesia has caused her to have hiccups and she's had them non-stop for the last five, six years. Five years. Is it constant, Josh, or like, you know? No, it's not constant. It's within an hour she'll probably have four or five just random hiccups.

That's enough. Just right in the middle of a sentence or whatever. That's enough. That is so bizarre. Is she okay with it or is it driving her crazy? Sometimes it drives her crazy, but for the most part, she's all right with it. She sort of doesn't notice them anymore. Make you peaceful.

When you hang out with her enough, you don't notice it. No, you get used to it, right? I mean, I could think of a few situations I wouldn't want to have hiccups. Nah. Like? Anyway, who's the next caller? Steph. Hello, Steph.

Oh, you want to talk to Steph first? Then we'll come back. Hi, Steph. Morning. Morning, Steph. Hello. Has this happened to you? Have you had prolonged hiccups?

I have. I had them my entire pregnancy, even while in labour, and they only stopped the minute I gave birth. Are you kidding? They stopped the minute the baby came out? Yeah. The first thing my husband said was, Oh, thank God you stopped hiccuping.

So for nine months you had the hiccups, and you're saying as soon as the baby was out, they stopped? Yeah. Literally, I was hiccuping the whole labour, and they stopped the minute the baby popped out. Did the baby take the hiccups with it? Did the baby have hiccups? No, it did not. Steph, I'm fascinated.

Have you had another pregnancy since? Yeah, and no hiccups. Oh, thank God. Did it make you think twice about getting pregnant again? No, it didn't, because you didn't even notice really. Like I was just so used to it for nine months. So it was just part of it. What did you name hiccup baby?

His name is Asher. Oh, hiccup would have been cool. I couldn't think of any hiccup based names to use. Olivia is here. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi, good morning. This has happened to you, Olivia.

You've had the hiccups for a long time. Yeah, I've had them for about four years, up to 20 hiccups a day, and I have no idea where they're from. How do you know up to 20? Do you sometimes count them? I counted them at the start. It used to be one hiccup a day, and it was sort of like a funny thing, and then it ended up to be quite a few.

So it's around about then, but it can be more or less. So you're saying every single day you have just random hiccups, not like constant, just a random like you'll be talking and then not a hiccup for like another 20 minutes or something? Yeah, they're not like a normal hiccup sort of fit. It's not in one go. They just come randomly throughout the whole day. I want to keep you on the phone so that hopefully we can catch one of them. Yeah, wouldn't that be interesting?

Can you give us an example of what they sound like? Yeah, right. Okay. Any idea what caused it? Do you know what happened four years ago in your life that meant that you now have permanent hiccups? I have no idea. I went to my doctors to try and figure out what it could be and they said that they could give me some medication, but the side effects would be worse than the actual hiccup. Oh, no. What's the side effects from hiccup medication?

I don't know. I didn't even look into it. I was like, they're just part of me at this point. This is my personality trait. Comes out the other end. Yeah, you get real bad farts instead. Fascinating, Olivia. Good luck, Olivia.

Sorry you're having to deal with that, mate, but you sound like you're taking it in your stride. Yeah, they're just part of me at this point. It's all good.

Part of your personality. I mean, it could be worse. It could be a constant thing, you know. Like every five seconds kind of thing. Or just like, yeah, like actual hiccups,

like just never, never goes away. Anyone who gets the hiccups now after listening to Olivia or any of those calls are going to be terrified that it's never going to go away. I'm terrified.

Brie and Clint. Play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. Of one second. We usually do the afternoons on this horror radio station

and on Fridays we play the One Second Song Challenge. We do. Essentially, it's who can guess the song the fastest and we have people playing on our team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've brought people in because Bree and I were getting way too competitive so we spread the load now. Aaron's caught through first morning.

Aaron, happy Friday. G'day, Az. Hey, how's it going? Thanks. Aaron, whose team do you want to be on? I'll go with Clint. All right, me and Aaron, happy Friday. G'day, Az. Hey, how's it going? Thanks. Aaron, whose team do you want to be on? I'll go with Clint. All right, me and you, Azza. That means Amanda, let's do it for the girls.

Yeah, the girls. Yeah, the girls. How this is going to work is Bree and I will go head-to-head in the first round, and then Aaron and Amanda will go head-to-head in the second round. All you've got to do is buzz in with your name if you think you know that song. Anastasia runs the game.

What's our theme this morning? This morning's theme is songs that were number one in the year 2010. Oh. Okay. A bit of a throwback from your jams day. 2010, let's do it. All right, guys, let's hear song number one.

Great. Oh, I know this. Airplanes, B.O.B. and Hayley Williams. We didn't even need the second artist. It's one of my all-time favourite songs. It's one of Brie's all-time favourite songs. It is. You play this too long, she'll start doing the rap.

I can do the whole rap, but don't do that. Amanda and Aaron, it's your guys' turn. It's all about buzzing in as soon as you know what it is, okay? Yeah. Come on, guys. Come on' turn. It's all about buzzing in as soon as you know what it is, okay? Yeah. Come on, guys. Come on, Amanda. You got this, girl. If you guys are ready, let's hear song number two.

Oh, my. Amanda. Oh, that's fast. Oh, Amanda. Has she got it, though? Ludacris? Oh, my God. Usher, Usher.

Oh, no, Amanda. I'm so sorry, Amanda. You got the right name in the end, but we had to take your first answer. That's incorrect. It was Usher, OMG. Okay. Oh, my God. That's all right, Amanda.

That's all right. We regroup. Luna Chris isn't on today. Oh, he was on. I got it. Yeah, was he on it? No, he was on year. Because or else we kind of.

He was holding the head city while you milked the cow on yeah. We would have had to give it to her because she said both artists. Oh, damn it, Amanda. Good job, Amanda. Let's go back to Brie and Clint. Let's hear song number three. Brie. I came to dance, dance, dance.

That's my plan, plan. You'll kick yourself if you don't get this. Jason Derulo. Oh, jeez, no I've done an Amanda Alright, Clint Freguis Taya Cruz, Dynamite That's correct That's my plan

I mean, sounds the same Was Jason Derulo on the song? Yeah, was he on it? Stop with the loopholes. All right, Aaron and Amanda, let's hear song number four. Yell out your name. Amanda. Oh, come on, Amanda.

You've got to get this. Teenage Dream, Katy Perry. She's back. The girls are back. Amanda, you've redeemed yourself. Nice work. Well done. I thought for a second you weren't going to have us.

All right, let's go back to Clint and Brie. We're standing at two points to Team Brie, one to Clint. It's your song number five. Brie. Clint. This is... Like a G6, Far East Movement. The girls are on!

Get that band up! The girls! 50 bucks coming your way, mate. What a team. Congratulations, guys. 2010, what an era. Good warm-up for Friday Jams this morning as well. Very good.

I really wanted to deep dive this this morning, but the person has taken the details of the post down. I think maybe it was getting a little bit too real and maybe the person the post was about was maybe he had found out. But anyway, all that's left is the headline. It was a post on Reddit and it's about a person

who has had to make new friends as an adult, which is not an easy thing to do. It's super difficult. Yeah. As someone who, I've done this before. Yeah. I've had to, when you work in radio, you have to, well, some people have to move their whole life from place to place.

And I've moved my entire life probably three or four times. Until you found me. Until I found you. And your whole life just clicked into place. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. But it's so weird, like as an adult, where you move to a completely new city or a completely different place,

and then you're like, I literally don't know anyone here. I have to start again. How am I going to make friends? Because, yeah, how are you going to experience all the best parts of living somewhere if you don't have people to take you to the cool bars and the cool cafes?

People find you quite creepy, to be honest, if you come up to them in a bar and be like, let's be friends. Because you would have to, and I don't know, I assume that you would have to effectively, it's like you'd have to hit on people in a non-sexual way. You'd have to pick them up, but as a friend. I found, after a couple of years

of trying to like you know be like how do i make friends joining a team or a club or playing sport yeah is the best way to meet people so you can you can relate to this did you have any experiences in your um rounds of making new friends where you you're like this person's right for me i'm going to befriend this person and then maybe a couple of friend dates or a couple of months into the friendship, you went, oh, actually, you're the wrong person for me. This is not a good friendship.

Have you ever had to renege on any of your new friendships? Because that's what this post is about. I don't think so. Yeah. But then you told me that this situation's a little different because they have to see each other all the time. If you don't have to, then it's not as awkward. So the post is gone, but I can remember the details of it.

She's a 30-year-old female, and the person who she tried to form a friendship with using Bumble Friends, which is like, it's regular Bumble, but you're just swiping for friendships instead of relationships, right? The other person was a 36-year-old female so they're in the same age group and Imagine meeting up for a friend date? Yeah. Like talking on Bumble?

Yeah. It'd be so weird. It feels so having not known, it feels like it would be so awkward and how do you differentiate it from a romantic date? Because like wouldn't you want there to be more than one person there to hang out with, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, she's been on a few bumble friend dates with this person and then she's gone you know what, I don't vibe with you. Oh no. No, no, no. So I don't want to continue it. The other person hasn't got that vibe and is like, hey, let's go and do more stuff together. And she's like

don't want to, don't want to. But the issue, the snag in this one is they work at the same place. Yeah, see, that is the big snag. Because if you don't constantly see someone where you have to see them. You can just ghost them slowly, right? Yeah. I mean, that sounds horrible. But you would, right?

You just would, you'd just be unavailable for the next three, not ghost, but you'd just be unavailable for the next three friend not ghost, but you'd just be unavailable for the next three friend events. Makes it very awkward if they work together. So what does this person do? She's decided that this person isn't the right friend for her. Yeah, it's simple. Yeah.

Quit her job. We're filling in for Fletch von Amigen for two weeks. Bree, do you know if the guys, when they're here, Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, do they do much singing in the mornings? No, I think they don't punish people. That's why people love their show.

Really? Yeah. No singing at all on their show? No, maybe a little bit. Really? But. God, that feels like a missed opportunity. Don't worry, we're going to sing.

And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Okie. You know, I've been dreading this moment right here since we recorded this song yesterday. Because in my mind, I'm like, okay, this is a lot of pressure. This is the time for you to shine. Because we're playing in the big leagues of breakfast radio this week. Because we're in breakfast. A lot of people might never have heard this segment.

If you stuff up this week, you're done for. There's more people listening in the mornings than the afternoon. You're right. But that's why we've got to do it, Bree. That's why we've got to take it on. No, I'm not happy with mine. Just so you know how it works, we've both spent just 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer to do the best version of this Olivia Rodrigo song we can.

And like all of these, we say it every week, it's so much harder to sing than you realise. It's so much, everything is so much harder for us to sing because we can't sing. What you're going to hear is both of our versions and then we want you guys to pick a winner. We'll open the phones up and you can tell us who wins Friday Oki. All of your feedback is welcome. The person who chose this song gets to go first.

So, Brie, here comes your Olivia Marbury. I don't even know if I want to be here for this. Good luck, mate. Good luck. Thank you. Shall we do the Paramore version? One, two, three, four. Well, good for you.

I guess you moved on really easily. You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks. Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world And good for you, I guess that you've been working on yourself I guess the therapist, I found you, yeah, she really helped Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl Good for you, you look happy and healthy Not me, if you ever cared to ask I want to, Forget it, I guess good for you. I guess good for you.

I want to go home. Hey. I want to go home. I never want to do radio again. I'm done. Look at me. R.I.P. me. That was brave what you just did.

That was so bad. And now I feel like everyone, I actually have done some more right ones. That was probably one of the worst ones I've ever done and it was on the biggest stage. No, I choked. And you decided to do a mashup. Like I said, brave. Hey, it could still be the best one yet. You haven't heard mine. It's a

competition. You need to decide who did the best. Olivia Rodrigo for Friday Oki and this is my good for you. Well good for you. Ha! Well, good for you. I guess you moved on really easily. You found a new bloke and it only took a new DP. Remember when you said that you were going to give me the world?

And good for you. I guess that you've been working on yourself. I guess that therapist you found for you, she really helped. Now you can be a better girl for your brand new bloke. He drives a Ranger. Well, good for you. You look happy and healthy. Not me, but you never cared to ask.

Good for you. You're doing great out there without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that. I've lost my mind. I've spent the night crying. Up with my mate Steve. Stop crying, man. So unaffected.

I really don't get it. But I guess good for you. Could you please just text me and tell me how to fold a fitted sheet? Says Olivia Rodrigo, but if it was a man having the breakup. See what I did there? I feel like we both crashed and burst this way. Five calls. Need to decide the winner of Friday Okie this morning.

Your feedback is welcome as well. You can text that in to 9696. You don't have to though. No, constructive feedback. Constructive criticism. Okay, constructive. Make it constructive. Compliment sandwiches.

Or funny. If it's a good burn, a funny burn, we take that on board. That's the only way we're going to get better. 0800 dials it in. We'd love you to pick the winner of Friday Okie this morning. You can choose Bree or you can choose me. Bree and Clint. Friday Okie.

Oh, I can't believe we're doing this at eight in the morning. We apologise. If you missed it, we've brought Friday Okie to the morning while we're here. It's our singing competition. We're good singers, so we thought, hey, we've got to get our singing voices on air in the morning. I mean, if Olivia Rodrigo can do it, why can't we do it? Someone reached in and said, is ZM still on air? There's something wrong with my radio.

It's making a horrible noise. Do not adjust your radio set. We took on Olivia Rodrigo's Good For You. Brie did a Paramore version. And I did a men's version. But I guess good for you. Can you please just text me and tell me how to

fold a fitted sheet? No one can text because no one knows how to do that. But we need to go to the phones for the votes. Five votes. We're going to say the winner of Friday Oaky this morning. Good morning, Olivia. Hello, Olivia. Liv.

Leah. Oh, Leah. Leah, yes. Good morning, Leah. Good morning. That was absolutely brilliant. It's exactly what I needed for a Friday morning. Is it, Leah?

Is it? Who was your favourite? Who's your vote going to? I voted for Bree. Go, Bree. Oh, cheers, Leah. I appreciate you. Have a great weekend, Leah.

Thank you. Hannah's here. Morning, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Morning. Happy Friday, mate. How's your Friday morning going after that? Yeah, thank you.

Oh, I'm still in a rogue, so I'm good. Okay, if you had to, had to, had to pick a winner out of that, who would you choose? I'm sorry, Bree, but I have to go with Clint. No worries, mate. One apiece. Who else? Ash.

Morning, Ash. G'day, Ash. Morning. Morning. How are you guys? Good. Thank you. How good at singing are we, eh, Ash?

Oh, it was amazing. I almost died going to work. It was so funny. I are you guys? Good. Thank you. How good at singing are we, eh, Ash? Oh, it was amazing. I almost died going to work. It was so funny. I'm in tears right now. No, it's not meant to be funny. We're professionals. It was amazing. Sorry, Brie.

It was amazing. It was great. A lot of power you've got here, Ash. We're tied up at the moment. Who wins Friday Oki this morning? I'm going to have to go with Clint. Sorry, Brie. I really like the twist

making a man version of the breakup. It was great. That's all right, Ash. That was Oliver Rodrigo. Oliver Rodrigo. It was great. Okay, thanks, Ash. Appreciate it.

Let's go to Joel. Morning, Joel. G'day, Joel. Morning. How are you guys? Good, thanks, mate. What are your thoughts this week? So I love the Paramore version, Brie,

but because of our good old mate Steve, I've got to give it to Clint. I believe that was Producer Ben. Yeah, shout out to Steve, played by Producer Ben. Appreciate it. Fifth and final vote. Joanne, good morning. Hi, Joanne.

All right, Joanne. Any feedback? Well, as a 31-year-old, I do resonate with the Paramore version. It does bring me back to the old days. Oh, well, I'm going to have to give it to Clint today. Oh, I really appreciate it. You sound shocked, Joanne.

Yeah. Hey, Joanne, you have a great weekend, okay? See you, Joanne. Thank you, man. There you go. Oliver Rodrigo taking out Friday Oki this morning. But I guess good for you. Could you please just text me and tell me how to fold a fitted sheet? Oliver Rodrigo taking out Friday Oaky this morning another week of this next week too

God what are we going to sing I reckon I'm throwing it out there we should sing that song that is blowing up the charts which one Began oh

I'm begging Måneskin yeah that'd be quite fun the Euro winners. I don't know, just putting it out there. Yeah, that's a good idea. Producer Anastasia's going, please don't.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger, if you haven't heard it before, is where we take your birthdays, we whack them into this big old computer that we've got here in the studio, and it spits out the number one song

on your 16th birthday. We get to reminisce. And then the very best birthday banger is the one that gets played out in full. Extra pressure on this game on a Friday because it's got to be good. The vibes have got to be right for a Friday. Turns out very difficult to do

all the back-end work of birthday banger in one song. But we've been getting there. Probably couldn't tell that. That was me padding while Brie ran back into the studio. We've got it? We've got three? A lot of stuff that goes on. We've got three.

Let's do it. Okay, let's start with Kayleigh. Hang on, where's Kayleigh? Morning, Kayleigh. Hi, Kayleigh. Hello, Brie and Clint. Love you guys. Oh, love you too.

How's your week been? It's been wonderful. What a great day to top it off. I know. Let's hope you win. What's your week been? It's been wonderful. What a great day to top it off. I know. Let's hope you win. What's your birthday? It's the 5th of October, 1991. All right.

You were 16 in 2007 on the 5th of October. And Kayleigh, here's your birthday bag. 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake, AO Technology. Oh, I love it. Love it? Love it? I love it. Pretty big song, Kayleigh. I think it's a good one.

Good vibes for a Friday tour. It all gets put through a Friday filter today. Let's go to Hannah. Morning, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Morning, Brie and Clint. How's your Friday going? Still on the road. Still on Friday going? Still on the road.

Still on the road. Well, let's see if we can get you something to give you a little bit of a boost. What's your birthday? Oh, yes, please. The 9th of August, 1989. Wait, the 9th of August. That's my dog's birthday slash Whitney Houston's birthday. Will your birthday banger be Whitney Houston?

That would be creepy. You were 16 in 2005 on the 9th of August. And on that day, this was number one. Crazy. I love it. I love it. Same thing. Wow.

Crazy Frog. I mean, it's different, isn't it? Axel F. I love it. Stands out. No one else is going to be playing Crazy Frog at this mean, it's different, isn't it? Axel F. I love it. Stands out. No one else is going to be playing Crazy Frog at this time of the morning. That's literally like a cup of coffee slash speed in a song. Poured into your ear holes. Anna can't stop laughing.

Wait there, Anna. We'll go to Chris. Morning, Chris. G'day, Chris. Morning, team. How are you? Oh, it's Friday. Woohoo.

I know. How good. Very, very excited for the weekend. What's your birthday, Chris? 9th of April, 1981. All right. You were 16 in 1997 on the 9th of April. And in the 90s, this had a number one hit.

I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you Oh, whoa, Chris. I'm feeling the vibe. Were you a Savage Garden fan? Uh, not entirely. I was more clean. What a sing-along, though.

Yeah, I agree. I already know that I'm gonna need... Oh, this is a hard one. Can we ask for some quick support on the text machine to make this decision? That's a really... What do people want to hear? 50 Cent, Crazy Frog or Savage Garden.

Is there any that you're writing off straight away? Any that you think are... You're not even going to write off Crazy Frog? Nah, not writing. I'm not cancelling anything out on a Friday. But text us on 9696. Producers, what's your feeling for a Friday on those three songs? You guys got a standout winner?

I was going to say 50 Cent. It's a good song. It's a great song. Yeah, it's got good vibes. Anastasia? Yeah, I'd probably agree with him. 50 Cent? I mean, it's the safe choice, isn't it?

Yeah. It's very split across all three on the text machine. A lot for Savage Garden. I really like the Savage Garden song. It's just, it's a slower one. Yeah, but as we learnt at Birthday Bang Alive. Oh, when Fergie won. Yeah.

Do you want to have a quick, so should we write off? Crazy Frogs? Crazy Frogs? Crazy. There's only two minutes and 47 seconds. Or Savage Garden. That's my vote, Crazy Frogs. I want to scan with you on a mountain. Play AO Technology.

Or AO, yeah, AO Technology. I'm tired of using technology. Why don't you sit down on top of me? Wait, play AO Technology. Or AO, yeah, AO Technology. There are so many texts coming in for Crazy Frog. I'm going Crazy Frog. I'm backing it in for the win. Crazy Frog. Sorry, Ross Boss. He's going to hate me.

Hannah. What's going on? You may have just got us fired, but you've won birthday banger. Oh, my God. We'll enjoy this next two and a half minutes because we might not be here when it ends. Oh, you guys have an awesome month. Thank you. You too, mate.

Happy Friday. Banger. I fear for our lives. That's such good energy, though. That was great. Someone, it's very mixed. Someone on the text machine said, that's the epic shot of energy I needed this morning.

And someone else said, I'm not angry, just disappointed. Yeah, but how much of a better mood are you in now than if you had listened to... You know, this is beautiful, but it's four and a half minutes and you might be asleep before you get to work. I do love some Sauvage Garden. Crazy Frog once, awesome. Crazy Frog three times, no thank you.

No. Now we should play What Does The Fox Say? Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Brian Clint. Now we should play What Does The Fox Say? Did you ever think that someone you were dating was a particular person and then you found out they were definitely not that person that you thought they were? Like living a double life? Kind of.

Or, yeah, just something wild. No. No. No. That's never happened to you. Thank goodness. Like. Horrible situation to be in.

Yeah, because you'd feel, not only would you feel deceived, you'd feel stupid too. Yeah. Because you'd be like, especially if other people knew and you didn't know, if you were the last to find out. Well, it's all unfolding at the moment for ex-Love Island stars. Now, if you watched the show quite a few years ago, I think it was not last year, the year before season, the UK one.

UK, right. The woman who won, her name was Danny Dyer, and she won with a guy called Jack. They were coupled up very early in the competition and they went on to win the whole show. Yeah. But on the show, before she coupled up with this guy, Jack, she coupled up with a guy called Sammy.

His name's Sammy Kimmins and they coupled up really early first and then she ended up saying, this guy's not for me. He's a liar. He's a snake. I'm going with Jack. I'm going with Jack. Yeah. And then stayed with Jack for the rest of the show.

And won the show with Jack. And won the show. Got it. Anyway, after they got out of the show, her and Jack dated for about five months and then they broke up. Then she actually got back together with this guy, Sammy, that she called a liar and a snake. Right. So she got back together with this guy and they've been dating for a little while. They actually had their first baby in January of this year.

Okay. So they've had a child together, pretty serious, obviously. Fully, yeah. And then anyway, it came out that he had been scamming people and conning people to essentially steal money from elderly people. Oh, what a piece of shit. Well, it hadn't gone to court. So it hadn't gone to court yet.

But recently they gave him a verdict and he was sentenced to 3.5 years in jail for scamming two elderly men out of almost $70,000. Yeah, wow. And so she's claiming she had no idea that this is the person she had a child with. She stated that she was absolutely floored after yesterday's verdict. And then it's really interesting. Like reports said straight away that she was planning to stay with him

through the three and a half years he'd be in prison for their family and blah, blah, blah. And then an hour later, another article's come out and said, no, I didn't understand the extent of what he was actually doing and what he'd done. It's done. I'm now planning on being a single parent. As they say in Love Island, we're uncoupling. Yeah.

Right. Pretty full on. Like, I mean. Especially when there's a kid involved too. Imagine dating someone. Yeah. And then finding out that they've got this past. It's one thing to find that out about the person that you're dating.

But to find it out about someone that you've got a kid with. Because you're tied to that person for the rest of your life. That's the hardest part. You know? You know? Yeah, that would suck. Makes it really difficult. But it happens.

And it happens, I think, an alarming amount where people find out that the person they're dating, have kids with, they could be married to them for years, are living a double life. Secret past. Remember Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, that time he was dating that guy? Yeah, he was dating a guy and then found out he has a secret family. A secret heterosexual family.

Yeah. A full family other life. A full family other life and they didn't know about Dean and Dean didn't know about them. That guy travelled to New Zealand with Dean. They went on holiday and stuff together. What did he say to his wife and kids when he was going away? That's what I want to know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to hear people's stories this morning about when you thought your partner was someone but it turns out they weren't. Like what did you find out where you were like, oh my God, I can't believe I was dating this person. Yeah. And they weren't. Yeah. Like, what did you find out where you were like, oh, my God, I can't believe I was dating this person. Yeah. And they did this.

Yeah. Maybe they used to be in all black and they never told you. I mean, that would be a good outcome. 0800 DIAL ZM. We'd love to hear your stories this morning. Or you can text us on 9696. When did you find out your partner was not actually who they said they were? Bree and Clint. Was your partner actually who they said they were?

Was your partner not who you thought they were? Some contestants from Love Island, Danny Dyer, the woman in the relationship, has found out that her partner has been done for fraud, scamming old pensioners out of thousands of dollars. Who would have thought that some of the people that appear on Love Island are fake? I know. Isn't it? Crazy. Who would have thought they're liars?

We want to know when this has happened to you. When did you find out the bombshell information that the person that you'd committed to, that you thought you knew everything about, wasn't who you thought they were? Some of the texts on this are crazy. I love this text. Someone said, I have a story, but no time to talk this morning. But I dated a guy casually who not only had a partner, but he had a wife he refused to divorce, a serious girlfriend and countless other women. He lied about his degree, his job, his family. And when

it all came out, he tried to systematically destroy each of the women involved. Many of us I was going to say the Kate Upton movie. Literally. We had a running group chat for years which always added more and more women in and concerned family members of the current girls who would contact us for advice. What a psychopath. What a... They should have come up with a plan to take this guy down. You and I always talk about this.

How exhausting would it be to be the guy in the centre of all of this? Just not worth it. Having to maintain all these different lives and lies and probably phone numbers and... Just so expensive as well. Dale has called us. Morena Dale, how are you going? Hi, Dale.

I'm good. How are you? Good, thanks. Has this happened to you, Dale? It wasn't to me. It was to an ex-partner of mine's sister. Oh, right.

She was going out with a guy for three years and they'd gotten engaged and he worked offshore back in the UK so he was doing two weeks on, two weeks off.

Okay. And it was about the time when Facebook started suggesting friends. Oh, yeah. And she saw this picture, somebody popped up, saw the picture, and it was this other girl and her fiancé looking quite cosy. No. And he had a full-on family with them.

So he was telling the two of them that he was working offshore to both of them. He had a whole family. Wait, so Dale he'd do two weeks with one family and then two weeks with the other life he was living. Two weeks with the other, yeah. When did he actually find time to do any work? Because if he said that, you know, when was he making any money?

So he wasn't working offshore at all. He was working as an accountant in a nearby town. Yeah, right. What the hell, Dale? That is crazy stuff. That is terrible. So she found out. Did the wife, did the family ever find out as well? So she, the one that I know, she sent a message to this girl saying,

like, hey, sorry to break it to you, but, like, this is going on. I like when people who were the, you who were the victims in it team up. Yeah. So they organised so that the next time he would come home or come home from offshore, both of them were sat in the living room and just gave him hell. I bet he would have needed a lot of Friday drinks, wouldn't he? I think he probably did, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Dale. I appreciate it. This text is crazy. Someone said, I thought my husband, which we met online 10 years ago, was a struggling university student when we first started talking to each other. I took the flight to America to meet him in person for the first time. While he was driving me back to his house, he made a joke that we were about to enter

a ghetto and I needed to get down so I didn't risk being shot. This is crazy. I closed my eyes and held my breath only to arrive at his $8 million mansion. My husband wasn't who I thought

he was. Turns out he was filthy stinking rich. Whoa. Was that a good surprise? Like it sounds like it could be a good surprise. It says here and he's changed my life so maybe they're still together. So there are positive ones as well. Still I think it pays to be up front at the beginning right?

I think yeah just be honest. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.