ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th June 2023

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Welcome to the show everyone, where we're, I'm going to say, three... Six inches taller. Mate, six inches, you wish. I think those heels are three inches if you're lucky. That is so much more than three inches. If that's not six inches, I've been lying to women

for the last 20 years. Producers, what do you think? What do you guys think? Four at a push. Four at a push. Give me a measuring tape. We'll say four. Give me that ruler. Give me that ruler. Bree says that I'm wearing heels at the moment. I'm doing my part and facing up to a challenge set by you.

I'm wearing a pair of heels supplied to us by award-winning drag queen. Can I just say, you set the challenge for yourself. This was your decision. I'm following through, aren't I? The 13 centimetres. So what is that? What's 13 centimetres in inches, Claudia? That's how I am.

Either way, I'm 13 centimetres. If my math is correct, it's 5.2. 5.2 inches. No, it says online it's 5.1. Okay, all right. I'm wearing a massive pair of heels, okay? And I've been wearing them for three hours. And, oh, my toes hurt.

And my lower back hurts. You've been sitting for the two and a half hours. No, not even. You've been sitting for two hours and 45 minutes. Breen made me walk to the pub and back wearing them. And people pointed and laughed at me. That was the hardest part. You walked like a couple of hundred metres.

In the rain. Yeah, well, yeah, that's fair. It was quite slippery. But the real challenge that I have set for you to get the full heel experience is that you will be standing in those heels for the entire show.

And I want to see a few songs that you dance to throughout the show just to get the full feel of it. I'm going to take a long toilet break at one stage. No, no. No, you won't be. Today on the show also, it's the beginning of Curated by Dan Ox,

our brand new resident DJ. He's going to be in at six o'clock with us. We have a special mini mix from Dan Ox to play it for you. And the last Add to Cart happens today at 4 o'clock. What's in the cart today is the real question. At 4, we'll give you the item. At 5, you call us and tell us what it is, and you can have everything, including $250 cash.

We're going to kick off today's show for a Friday with $50 cash, thanks to KFC, with Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play, then you can call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. You go head-to-head. See if you can take down your opponent next. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. All righty, last game of the week. Let's see who can take it out. The Tradies on 47 wins for the year. They've had a pretty strong week. The Ladies are on 54. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Wellington.

She's 37. She's got 100 houseplants. Welcome to the show, Bex. Hi. G'day, Bex. Question for you. What type of plant goes best in the bathroom? I don't have any in my bathroom because my bathrooms are downstairs

and it's too cold and dark down there. You don't want to put your kids, you know, in the dark, cold places, do you? No, I keep them upstairs where it's like nice and sunny and warm. Oh, lovely. You're technically a tradie today. They're calling from Christchurch. They're 22 and they can ride a unicycle. Welcome to the show, Hunter.

G'day, Hunter. When does that come in handy? Do you pull it out at parties? Yeah, yeah, every now and then. Yeah, it's in the garage, so if we have anything at ours, we'll bring out the unicycle. Yes, you will. After a few beers.

Oh, I love it. It's a danger unicycle. All right, Hunter, your buzzer is tradie. Bex, your buzzer is lady. First three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which of the six main characters on Friends did not get married?

Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, or Joey? Tradie. Yes, Hunter. Is it Ross? Monica, Phoebe, Chandler or Joey? Trade it. Yes, Hunter. Is it Ross? No. He got married three times, I believe. He got married the most.

Bex, you want to guess? Joey? It was Joey. The only one not to get married. Phoebe married Paul Rudd, didn't she? She did. Monica married Chandler, obviously, and Ross and Rachel did get married. They married each other, yeah. And married throughout the whole series.

All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. How many colours are there in a rainbow? Lady. Yes, Bex. Justin? Seven. Seven is correct.

Nice work. Roy G. Bev. Yeah. Yep, that's what I was counting the money. Two to the ladies. You need this one here, Hunter, to stop her. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Bex, for the win. Is it Chris Brown? She's got it. Hey, well done, Bex. Bex, another very small Monstera you might be able to buy with the $50 cash.

Maybe a cutting. Maybe, yeah, clipping. Yeah, yeah. That was a panting, by the way. A 3-0 victory. Congratulations. Killed it. Thank you., clipping. Yeah, yeah. That was a panting, by the way. A 3-0 victory. Congratulations. Killed it. Thank you.

Nice work. Bree and Clint. I read this interesting article today about a new study that they've done regarding people's allergies and their ethnicity. Oh. It's quite interesting. So it was done in the US and it was based on how many people have reported like an emergency based on an allergy. Okay. An allergic reaction. So apparently around 200,000 people go to the emergency room every year

for allergic reactions. In the States? In the States. Okay. So they're based on that and they've done these new reports and they've found that Asian, black and Hispanic people were much more likely to report having food allergies than white people. Isn't that strange?

So strange. So they said the people with the highest number of food allergies than white people. Isn't that strange? So strange. So they said the people with the highest number of food allergies, according to this study, were Hispanic people, then black people, then Asian people. And more specifically, they went into what those particular groups of people were allergic to in terms of food. So Asian and non-Hispanic, they had the lowest rates of severe food allergies. But the things that they were allergic to mainly were shellfish and peanuts,

which are pretty common ones for a lot of people, I think. Tree nuts. Okay. And then also foods like eggs and fish. Man, being allergic to any of those things would be a pain in the ass, particularly egg and nuts. I think it's- Because it excludes so many foods. But I think it's probably the worst when you're in situations where you don't know what's going into the food. Nah. You know? Did you see that TikTok of that girl

this week who was in the airplane toilets crying because her gluten-free croissant was not gluten-free and she was, she had horrific like diarrhea for the whole long haul flight. Yeah, not ideal on an airplane. Worse. Brave of you to video

yourself having diarrhea, but, you know. Did she film herself in the bathroom? Crying, yeah. Oh, poor thing. Crying and diarrhea-ing. That's not ideal. Because you have to rely on other people because you're asking, you know, does this have this in it?

For anything you didn't make yourself, yeah, you have to trust the process. To be honest, I'd rather have diarrhoea than a severe allergic reaction. Like anaphylaxis or something? Yeah. But I mean, still, not ideal. Same. Yeah. I'd rather shit myself than not be able to breathe.

Oh, but how fun's an EpiPen? No, I'm just kidding. I've never had one. But that would be the scariest thing for me, is you're relying on the word of other people. Yeah. And sometimes people don't know. No.

Like it's hard to know. Like our ex-producer of the show, Ben, he was allergic to shellfish. Yeah. Wasn't he? Did he? He had a, I believe it was a prawn once. Shellfish. Yeah, but just a prawn.

Mm. And swelled up, had to go to hospital. Yeah. So from then on, never touched a mussel, a clam, an oyster, lobster, crayfish, anything, anything for fear of what it might do. And us people who don't have allergies were like, oh, bro, just try it. We'll buy an EpiPen and we'll go out for dinner. You should just try it.

You were like that. I said very serious. I don't want you to ever have that food ever because that's not a good idea. You're not funny. It's not funny. It's serious. No, it actually is serious. I thought we could ask people because there's all types of allergies these days

and not just with food. Yeah. Like people can be allergic to all kinds of random stuff. I'm allergic to nickel, which is cheap jewellery. That's convenient, isn't it? For real, though, I actually am allergic to nickel, which is

a type of metal which is found in a lot of cheap jewellery. She's also allergic to non-designer handbags. And non-European cars, actually. It's a real weird allergy. She swells up. Handbags and... And non-European cars, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a real weird allergy. She swells up.

I drive a Mitsubishi, by the way. I want to talk to you. 0800 dials it in. With a gold-plated steering wheel. Shut up. If you have an unusual allergy, so we know the pretty basic ones are like nuts, pretty common, shellfish, all that type of stuff.

But do you have something that's unusual and you're allergic to it? What is it? 0800 dials at M. You can text it to 9696. Get it out there. Share with us your unusual allergy. And what happens to you if you have that thing? Fly your allergic flag.

My mate Matt is allergic to tomato sauce. Oh, devastating. Bree and Clint. Just an update, I'm still wearing these 13cm high heels. Some heroes don't wear capes, guys. They do wear heels. Some heroes don't wear capes. My butt cheeks hurt. Oh, boo.

My lower back and butt cheeks hurt. Although Ella did just send me a side profile photo of my butt and it looks pert. Yeah. Well, that's the whole idea of heels. That's why they invented them. Anyway, we're asking you what your allergies are. Forget about me and my enormous heels this afternoon.

We want to know what your strange allergies are. A few texts coming through on this. This one's quite interesting. They said, I'm allergic to cinnamon from after eating too much Big Red gum. Really? I got obsessed with eating Big Red. Cinnamon. And it's quite

spicy and if you eat too much like my tongue used to peel. I always think with those big commercial products that it's not real cinnamon, that it's like a chemical that has the same feeling as cinnamon on your tongue. Could be.

Yeah. Interesting though. That sucks. You can't have a cinnamon scroll. Let's talk to Mila. Hi, Mila. Hi, Mila. Hi.

Tell us, what are you allergic to? I'm allergic to cold. Allergic to the cold, did you say? Have you got, is it called, is it Raynards or something? Is that what you've got? No. Oh. Cold eukaryotes.

Wow. How did you figure that out, Mila? What happens to you in the cold? Well, first of all, if my skin gets touched by cold water I get hives and very bad headaches. That sucks. Is it hard to deal with? Well, yes. And you can't really take much medicine for it. Does that mean you always

have a cosy electric blanket? Well, no, not really. But, I mean, I don't really care about it because I'm quite a sporty person. Yeah. Yeah, good on you. Yeah, nice. Yeah. Okay, that's fascinating.

I've never heard of that before. Thank you, Mila. Let's talk to Liz. Hi, Liz. G'day, Liz. Hello. Tell us, Liz, is it you that has an unusual allergy? Yeah, I'm allergic to lavender.

Just lavender. No other flower or anything. I've never heard of that one before. Are you allergic to lavender products, like a lavender balm? Everything lavender. Wow. Everything that is lavender, like washing powder. I nearly died because I walked into the bathroom.

Someone had to spray, like, lavender toilet spray to cover up, you know, like a stinky. And I went into the bathroom and I was, like, inhaling it. And it must have been real close up. Oh, my God. Even just from a lavender spray. Yeah, it's so awful. And I had to perform, like, a CPR thing to get my stroke going. Oh, it's so awful and I had to perform like a CPR thing to

get my stroke going. Oh, Liz! That's terrifying. How long ago was that? That was two years ago. Yeah, just at my boyfriend's bed. What about when you hear that Taylor Swift song, Lavender Haze? Does that set you off? Yeah, I love that song, which I think is funny, so I'm always thinking

like, lavender haze! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Liz, I have a friend whose name is Dan Lavender, and you probably would be allergic to him as well, I'd say. I think I would be, I think. Thanks, Liz, that's really good. Someone's texted and said, I'm allergic to relationships. No, that's not what we're talking about. No, that's

accurate. No, it's not. You can be, yeah. You cannot be allergic. Someone else said, I went to school with a girl who was allergic to cold water. She had to drink warm water or else she would swell up. We were at camp and warned not to splash her when kayaking. Fascinating. So fascinating.

Someone said, I'm allergic to cockroaches. They trigger my asthma. That's so interesting. I've heard that before. Someone else said, hi, guys. I'm a dairy farmer and calf. Calf. Calf. Why can't guys, I'm a dairy farmer and calf. Calf. Calf.

Why can't I say that? Baby cows. Calf saliva makes my arms welt up. That's why people. You're in the wrong job. Yeah. I'm allergic to New Zealand mosquitoes. Are you? Yeah.

When I first moved over here, I would welt, just massive welts. And I read somewhere, because I did research, did you know you're actually allergic to the mosquito saliva? Oh, really? That's what is making you have the reaction, and that's why you get those bumps. Same with cat allergies. You're not allergic to their fur. You're allergic to the protein in their saliva that they lick all their fur with.

The saliva. Someone said, hey, ZDM, I'm allergic to brewer's yeast. That means beer, wine, cider and marmite. Someone upstairs does not like you. Let's talk to Megan. Kia ora Megan. Hi Megan. Hi. What are you allergic to Megan?

I'm allergic to exercise. Are you actually Megan? Because Bree says she's allergic to exercise all the time No, I quite literally have a condition called exercise-induced anaphylaxis Wait a second, wait a second Megan, can you tell me the details of this? Are you for real?

I'm being 100% serious So what happens? Basically, if my heart rate gets too high and I get too hot exercising, my throat just closes over. You go into anaphylactic shock. So it's not your sweat that triggers you. It's the heart rate and core temperature that sets you off. Yeah.

Oh, my God. That's fascinating. That is cool. When did you figure out that you had this, Megan? I was 15, and I used to do road cycling and then couldn't breathe. Because I've been to F45 with Bree before and she does look like

she's in anaphylactic shock. Excuse you. Well, you can't breathe. You can't breathe. I'm an asthmatic. Right? Which is real. Poor Megan. Obviously something that she can't control. But damn, I've never heard of that.

Someone said, I'm allergic to horse hair. I had to ride the horse with swimming goggles on when I was a kid. Ha ha. Super common to be allergic to horses. Swimming goggles. You know where people would get a rash? It was in between their legs. Oh yeah, of course.

When you're sitting on a horse. You get saddle rash. Yeah, you get saddle rash was in between their legs. Oh, yeah, of course. Because when you're sitting on a horse, if you don't. You get saddle rash. Yeah, you get saddle rash. Not ideal. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.

This is a strange story, but some banking experts in Sweden are blaming Beyonce for inflation. How are they coming to that? So inflation's a problem everywhere in the world after COVID. We know that. It's what's causing the cost of living crisis here. But they're saying that Beyonce's May tour, she kicked off her world tour in Sweden, and they're saying that the increase in the cost of hotels and flights

and everything around that time when Beyonce was touring, they reckon it's contributed to inflation in Sweden. Jeez. I mean, from what I've seen and read online, the Beyonce world tour is massive. It's massive. Like, it's huge. It's that and the Taylor Swift show.

They're the biggest shows in the world. It's massive. So I can definitely see how it would have increased prices of those things. She only did two nights in the Swedish capital. 46,000 people went to each night. So almost 100,000 people

went to the show, which is 100,000 hotel beds that had to be bought. So of course the price is going to go up. But even just the cost of tickets, I've Googled how much are tickets to Beyonce's world tour.

Yeah, how much are we looking at? Obviously, they'll be stupidly expensive and there'd be some relative cheapies. But the average price to go and see Beyonce on this tour, $715. That's outrageous. For one ticket? For one ticket. How are people meant to afford that?

Yeah, exactly. I remember years and years ago when I was a student and I was living off an oily rag, literally noodles and rice, and Beyonce was touring and this would have been probably eight years ago maybe. And tickets then, I remember looking them up and they were $500 and something dollars and I couldn't afford it. Stupid money.

For one night of your life. Yeah. I just Googled how much is Taylor Swift's tour. The tickets range from $49 up to $449. But then you can get $900 tickets as well. So there'll be tickets right across the range. That's if you can buy any. Well, someone has to buy them.

You know how hard it's going to be to buy Taylor Swift tickets? Well, someone has to buy them though. There'll be people who get them. It'll be so hard to get them. Yeah. And I will be one of those people trying. What's the most you would pay to see Beyonce? For one ticket. For one ticket.

For one ticket. I mean, and like, are they the best tickets? No, you just get to see her. What's the most you would pay? The most, probably $300. Same. $300? I reckon that's as much as I'd pay to see any band.

And I'd want a bloody good show for $300. Yeah, you would. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. That's the latest. Bree and Clint. Hey, my wife, Lucy, came home today.

She was out for the morning in my car and came back and was sort of like, hey, how's everything going? Hey, how's your morning been? And I was like, good, what's up? And she goes, small confession to make. I was like, oh, God, what is going on here? And she goes, I may have curbed the wheels on your car. And I was like, my initial reaction was, what?

But I didn't say that. I very diplomatically went, oh, how bad? And she said, pretty bad. Oh, you were angry. And I said, oh, it's all good. And she goes, it's just a car though, eh? It's just a car. And I said, yep, yep, just a car, just a car.

I just need to actually, I actually need to, I just need to take the rubbish out. So I'm just going to take the rubbish out She goes, you're going to look at your car, aren't you? I said, no, no, no, no, I genuinely need to take the rubbish out That's all I'm doing, I'm just taking the rubbish out How bad was it? She managed to curb, like if you think of it

As a full circle She managed to curb from 12 o'clock Around to 6 o'clock Yeah, it's pretty decent You know what they say. It's a good gouge out of the rims of the car as well. I saw it because we got to the car park

the same time today. I mean, I've seen worse. Yeah. I've seen worse. It's not the worst curbing I've ever seen, but you know what they say, a curb for a curb. And this is where I don't have a leg to stand on because I have done it to her car before. Oh, well

mate, you got no leg to stand on. But I was very hungover and vulnerable. No excuse. And she's got one of those soccer mom SUVs. She's got the bigger tyres. So it was much less of the actual rim that had the kerb. I've got the bloody

18 inch rims with the low profile tyres. It's a ker that had the kerb. I've got the bloody 18-inch rims with the low-profile tyres. It's a kerb for a kerb. It's basically all rim for me. It is a kerb for a kerb, you're right. Oh, so you didn't tell me that. You didn't mention that when you were talking about it in the car park. My wheels are nicer than her wheels. That doesn't make a difference.

It doesn't matter. You kerbed hers so now she gets a free curbing of yours. She was in the car when I curbed hers so there was no chance of keeping it a secret. What I do respect is that she came in and she said to me, she owned it. She said

I've done this and I said to her thank you for telling me because otherwise when I saw it eventually I would have assumed that I did it and I would have felt really bad about it. I think that would have been better for the relationship, I think. And she said, oh, shit, I wish I hadn't told you now. Taking you down a few pegs. Yeah, I wish I had just let you assume that it was you.

She could have easily done that. Oh, man. God, I've curbed. I have not. I'm not going to say that because it will jinx myself. But when I was younger, one've curbed, I have not, I'm not going to say that because I'll jinx myself, but when I was younger, one of my cars, the first car I was able to buy that was quite nice and I had some rims on it because I'm a, you know, Queensland bogan.

Yeah. And I was obsessed with my car. Like I loved it, loved my rims, worked really hard to get it. I still can remember the exact place where I curbed my tire, and I was upset about it for a year. I'm not joking. I was so gutted. You are, eh?

I was real gutted. Yeah, you were gutted. You hit the gutter and you were real gutted. I was so gutted. Anyway, so now I'm looking for a guy for a rim job. Well, there's the rim doctor. Rim doctor, that's who I'm looking for a guy for a rim job. Well, there's the rim doctor. Rim doctor, that's who I'm looking for. Yeah, rim doctor.

They sort that out. They're pretty good at that. I want to ask the question this afternoon, much like Lucy, my wife, did today. What did you damage and did you own up to it or not? Yeah, did you try and hide it? Yeah, did you have the kahunas to go, yeah, I did that. I'm sorry, but I did it.

Or did you just let it fly under the radar and hope that it wouldn't get noticed? I'm trying to, oh, no, I'm not going to talk about that. Oh, because you haven't owned up to it? No, no, no, I did, but I just don't want to talk about it. What's the context? I may have left a self-tanning mitt somewhere that it shouldn't have been left and it's stained. Not on a white duvet. No, no, much worse.

On a marble countertop? Oh. I wonder if you can tan the whole counter. Yeah, just make it like a nice brown marble. Oh, $800 at M. Text 9696. We want to know, what did you damage? Like, you wrecked it.

You know that you wrecked it. And did you own up to it? Or to this day, is it still a secret? You can remain anonymous if it is still a secret. Bree and Clint. My beautiful, talented, caring, awesome wife drove my car into a kerb today and kerbed 50% of one of the rims. But like you said, kerb for kerb.

Kerb for kerb. And she was probably just getting me back for what I did to her car. You've already kerbed one of her tyres. But she did it worse. Doesn't matter. A kerbing is a curbing. Once it's curbed, the rim is gone.

But my car's cooler than hers. Is it? I mean, it depends what you're into. Let's ask you what you damaged and whether you owned up to it. By the way, she owned up to it straight away. Straight away. But then afterwards, after I said to her, oh, thank you, because otherwise I would have thought I did it,

she said, oh, wish I didn't know not to. Should have said nothing. Let's talk to Holden. Kia ora, Holden. Hi, Holden. Kia ora, guys. Please, Holden,

tell me you've damaged a Commodore. Oh, I have. I have before, but that wasn't the story. I love it. Holden, tell us, what was the time you damaged something? I was about

16. I think I had my license for about six months, and my dad had gone away for work, so I ended up taking one of his cars out of the driveway for a bit of a drive one night. I think I was going for about five minutes, got a bit scared, so I pulled into a driveway and went to go reverse out,

and it ripped the passenger's headlight out. Oh, my gosh. Jeez. And I raced back to the house, and I used some gaffer tape and put the light back on. And taped it back on. And my dad didn't notice for about a year. And when he did notice, he thought it was

him. This was my wife's plan. That was her plan. Holden, how did he think it was him when he would have seen the gaffer tape that you had used? Because I did such a good job of gaffer taping it. He thought that he did it

and I never told him. This was about 16 years ago. I still haven't told him. Nah. You still never owned up to it? Die with the lie now, Holden. Not worth bringing up old stuff.

I love this text that's come through. Someone said, hey, so I spilt some of my mate's dog's ashes while I was drunk one night. That's not great. What were you doing handling your mate's dog's ashes while I was drunk one night. That's not great. What were you doing handling your mate's dog's ashes? What do you do when you spill them? Do you try and pick them back up or do you just vacuum them? I guess you could empty the vacuum cleaner. It depends how much.

And then tip the vacuum cleaner contents back in there. But there's definitely going to be a bit of dust in there with the dog. There'll be lint and fluff and stuff. It depends how much of the ashes you spilt, I think. Someone said I ripped the exhaust off my mum's car. I told her 15 years later that was me. She spent the whole 15 years assuming it was my brother. If you were the brother, you'd be so gutted.

One more text before we go to our last caller. This one says, Hi, my name's Hayley. My boss built a $175,000 brand new hay shed. The first time I was loading hay in it, I put the tractor forks through the roof. Yes, I shamefully owned up to it, save to say I was buying the beer for a while after.

The forks going straight through the tin roof. You were just gutted. As it went through, you'd just be going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Holly, what did you damage and did you own up to it? So mine's a little bit different. So it was a car.

I had this mess of scratch on the side of my car and i came home to my partner saying someone in the car park has scratched my car um oh my god i can't believe it told all my colleagues i'm in the car park scratched my car it wasn't until two days later when i was driving up my driveway and i heard the scratch down the side of my car and i realized it was actually me going through hitting a concrete pole up my driveway. You've been

scraping up and down the pole on your own driveway multiple times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was just, yeah, a big swipe at my black car's door. Don't let anybody at your work know that. They don't need to know that. That's none of their business, Holly. Holly.

It was totally someone in the car park. You're like, if I ever meet the person, that bloody low life that has scratched my car and has done a runner. I would be so mad. Someone just texted us as well and they said, you guys have just started talking about this topic and as you did, I noticed an unowned up to damage.

Someone's dented the brand new garage door at our house. I wonder if it's a Holly situation, though, and you did it yourself and you didn't even realise. Could have been. Yeah, the partner hasn't owned up to it yet. Yeah. Maybe they did a Holly, Holly. It's called doing a Holly now.

Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. And this is the One Second Song Challenge where you join Brie and I to guess songs as quickly as possible and hopefully win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Kylie, you're on my team this afternoon. Welcome aboard. Thank you. What's your favourite genre? I'm probably more of a country person. Oh, good. Well, you and me both, Kylie. So, fingers crossed, it is the country-themed week.

Fingers crossed it's the first ever country-themed One Second Song Challenge. We have had Carrie Underwood before he cheats on the One Second Song Challenge before. That's about it. Let's go to Jordan, who's on my team. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, guys.

How's it going? We're good. You had your first Friday drink yet? I'm pregnant, so I unfortunately can't. Oh, you're pregnant. Oh, Jordan, how many months? Seven. Oh, you're nearly there.

All right, Brianna. Listen to me. Listen to me. That hasn't done Oh, you're nearly there. All right, Brianna. Listen to me. Listen to me. That hasn't done anything. You're nearly there, Jordan. Brianna, I'll have a drink for you. It's all good. We're going to throw over to Claudia, who runs the One Second Song Challenge.

Hi, Claude. Hi, Claude. Hello. So I've got a fun theme for you today. What is the theme? Country. Hopefully not too hard like I usually make it. It's not country.

Oh. These are all songs that you may find on a Millennials party playlist. Oh, fun. Millennial bangers. Are we all millennials here, Jordan, Kylie? I think so. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, crushed it.

Millennial crew. Spot on. Alright. So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the name of the song. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. You ready to go? Ready to go. Your names are your buzzers.

Here's your first song. Brie. That's 50 Cent in da club. Oh, that's quick. Yeah. 50. I still remember, like, where I was and how old I was when this song came out. Really? This song?

Yeah, I was real young. I reckon I would have been... What year do you reckon this would have come out? Oh, 2003? 2003, yeah, I reckon. Yeah, so it would have been about 11. Claudia's Googling it. Yeah, 2003. There you go.

2003. All the money. Okay, it's over to Kylie and Jordan. You guys are going to have the chance to do this now. You've got to buzz in with your names, okay? Go, girls. Okay. Everybody ready?

Let's go. Let's get it done. Jordan. Jordan. Oh, fudge. You know it. You know it. It's in there.

It's in the back of that millennial brain of yours. I hate when my, because my brain does the same thing, goes blank. But Kylie, it's your turn to steal. Let's get it started by Black Eyed Peas. Exactly right. Let's get it started. Let's get it started. Not how the original song sounded. Unfortunately not. No. You intended

to go with the original, Claude? No. Never. Okay, two points to Team Kylie and Brie. Brie could take it out right now. Brie and Claude, this next one is for you guys. Clint. Clint. Clint.

That is Daft Punk with Pharrell and Get Lucky. Oh, that's incredible. Well done. Yes. We're still in this thing, Jordan. I mean, we got it. We're not dead yet. You can close it out here for us, Jordan. I mean, we got it. We're not dead yet. You can close it out here for us, Kylie.

I'll try. Okay, Kylie, Jordan, this one is for you. Kylie. Kylie Z. In this club? No. You want to have a go, Jordan? Yeah, I don't know the artist, but let's dance

Yeah, let's dance No, not quite Do you want a bit more? You're going to kick yourselves Should we play a bit more? Play a bit more You're both back in this You've both got to buzz back in, okay?

Both buzz back Oh, Kylie. Kylie's in. Just Dance. Bye. Timberlake. No. Kylie.

Oh, can I help her? Jordan for the steal. Yes. We're so close, Kylie. It's all right. No one's heard of Lady Gaga. Small up-and-coming artist. So we got into tie-breakers. We're all in on this?

Yeah. So Kylie and Jordan, you can buzz in as well, okay? We're all in. Okay. We'll take whoever's name I hear first. Good luck, in on this? Yeah. So Kylie and Jordan, you can buzz in as well, okay? We're all in. Whoever's name I hear first. Good luck everyone. Here you go. Clint. Clint. LMFAO Party Rock Anthem. Exactly right.

You got it. I was worried Claude might have put champagne showers in there to screw with us. Such a good song. Hey, Jordan, we did it. Congratulations. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Oh, awesome. I've been so chuffed with that. Have a good weekend, ladies. Sorry, Kylie, not this time for us. Everyone's talking about beige flags at the moment, aren't they? Yeah, I love the colour beige. Beige flags are not... Beige flags are not red flags

so they're not like absolute deal breakers. And they're not green flags which are, oh hell yeah, that's actually a very positive. They're like small annoyances. You know what's a I'm just going to put it out there

a small annoyance that my partner does. Oh, she's got a beige flag? Yeah. It's actually been getting up my goat lately. And I've been honest, I've told her. She wipes her hands on my towel. Her towel is right there. It's right there.

But it sits lower on the towel rack. Mine sits on the top. I always whoop my hands on my towel. Why don't you guys have a hand towel? Oh, we do sometimes, but... Get a hand towel. Nah. You're wiping your stinky-ass poo hands on your towel.

Well, shit, both of us are on my towel. You not having a hand towel is a beige flag for me. I was reading a list of beige flags today, which were quite good. Do you want to hear some of these? Yeah. You might relate to these, by the way. You might go, oh my God,

I didn't realise this thing that my partner did was annoying me as much as it is. Someone said their beige flag is when their boyfriend gets impatient at restaurants and then goes and helps the waitress bring the plates out to the table. Who does that? They go to the service counter and they're like,

oh, is that our one? Do you mind? I'll grab it. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Someone said, my boyfriend's beige flag is that he sets timers instead of alarms.

So say it's midnight and he needs to wake up at 6am, he'll set a six hour timer. Oh, that is such a beige flag. What are you up to? It's quite efficient really. You go, I want eight hours sleep. No, it's not efficient. Set an eight hour timer.

Just set a timer like a normal, just set an alarm like a normal person. Another person says her partner's beige flag is that he is so unbothered by other people's information that he never asks for details. For example, his best friend broke up with his girlfriend and she was like, why did they break up? He has no idea because he didn't ask.

Oh, yeah, that would annoy me. His sister got a new job. Where? He doesn't know. It's so rude. Like, you should be asking at least a couple of questions. Oh, my God. This one is my relationship.

My fiance's beige flag is that she is never at 100% health. She's either got a slight headache, is kind of tired, has a tickle in her throat, feels a bit nauseous, or has a random pain somewhere on her body for no apparent reason. Yeah, this sounds like me. Definitely sounds like me. Somebody else said, my fiance's beige flag is that he doesn't know how to eat dinner

in silence. Loud eaters really offend people, eh? Really offend some people. Yeah, not- The audible sound of mastication really gets some people going. Well, it usually means they're eating with their mouth open. Yeah, yeah. You know, if you're a loud eater.

Or if they're like, oh, oh. This is delightful. Or just loud breathers. I feel like you're a bit of a loud breather. I'm a loud breather, yeah. You're a bit of a mouth breather. That's what I mean. Yeah, mouth breathers.

No, the operation. So clear. It's time for Friday O'Kee. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday O'Kee. Welcome back to our weekly singing competition where Bree and I go head to head in a Friday Oki competition.

We spend time with a professional who makes us sound as good as we can, but that often doesn't do what's required. Sometimes the songs are not salvageable. I feel like without Sam, our audio engineer, this could be an even bigger train wreck. He's very good at what he does. Let me just put it out there.

Try and keep it topical. So this week, because it's so bloody cold. Oh, my God. All of a sudden, I thought we should do Frozen. Let it go. Let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. Let it go.

Not because I thought it was singable. Because I thought it would be funny. Well, funny, yes, it will be. I can only imagine what we are about to hear. It's very musical theatre, this song, isn't it? It is. It's from a musical. How this works is you'll hear both of our Friday Okies.

You'll hear mine and then you'll hear Bree's and then we open the phone lines to you guys. Five people will decide the winner of Friday Okie this afternoon. Don't worry, I'm going to go first, okay? Okay. I'll go first and then we'll hear Bree's Frozen. Wish me luck. Good luck. Here it is. Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn my back and slam the door

The snow blows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always had to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know

Well now they know Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn my back and slam the door Cause here I'll stand And here I'll stay Let it go, let it go

The cold never bothered me anyway Yeah, that was good. Yep. Solid. Solid effort. That's rock solid. Oh, wow. Sometimes when we do this feature, I think to myself,

man, I'm lucky I'm already this feature, I think to myself, man, I'm lucky I'm already married. Someone texted her and said, I could almost taste the auto-tune on Clint's one. Well, get ready for some more auto-tune because it was the only way we were able to play these. I'm dreading this. Dread it. Here's Freeze Frozen.

Let it go. Let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. Let it go. Let it go. Turn my back and slam the door. The snow blows wide on the mountain tonight. Not a footprint to be seen.

A kingdom of isolation. And it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like a swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in. Heaven knows

I tried. Don't let them in. Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you've always had to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let them know. Well, now

they know. Let it go. Let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn my back and slam the door And here I'll stand And here I'll stay

Let it go, let it go The cold never bothered me anyway Not going to be getting a call from Disney, that's for sure. Ugh, yeah. You're saying more auto-tune than a T-Pain song. At least, you know what I'm happy with? I tried to do a Disney character-inspired voice, and I feel like I got that across.

That's what I was trying to do. I felt like I was trying to be a character in Frozen. It gave me, um, I'm at the bartender. I felt like I could be the next Elsa. I mean, put me in. Put me in Frozen on Ice. Frozen on Ice. Yeah.

Oh, Andrew Dahl's at M. You can text him. Well, no, no. We just want five calls. That's what we want. Yeah, five calls. Bree and Clint. It's time for a Friday-okey result.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-okey. You've just heard our attempt at Frozen Let it go I don't think we need to play the replays I think everyone who needs to hear heard, we move on We're live on TikTok with this Friday Oki for the first time as well, so the internet's hearing it My Frozen sounded like this

Let it go Let it go The let it go. The cold never bothered me anyway. And Bree's Frozen sounded like this. Let it go, let it go. The cold never bothered me anyway. Turns out Demi Lovato, quite a good singer. Yeah.

No, she slays. We've got five votes lined up, ready to judge this week's Friday. Okay, and we're going to start with Sianae. Hi, Sianae. Hi, Sianae. Hi, Tim. How are you? Good, thanks.

What did you think this week of our frozen attempts? Well, we're in the car, and I've got the car full of guys. Who do you think won? Wow. Wow. Who was that? Who did they say? They said Clint.

They said Clint. They said Clint. Thank you, guys. You smashed it. Thank you. I think you really found your genre. I'm not sure about that, but thank you, guys. Have a great weekend.

Let's go to Chrissy. Kia ora, Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Oh, afternoon. How are we? Afternoon. We're not too bad, Chrissy. What are you thinking this week?

Oh, my four-year-old son is screaming out for Brie during that song. Oh, what's your four-year-old's name? It's like Elsa. Oh. Because I'm Tiaki. Amazing. I appreciate that, guys. Just like Elsa, you reckon?

Oh, we're okay. Oh. What was that, sorry? Just like Elsa, you reckon? Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, okay, love it. Thank you. I agree.

Yeah, I agree. Let's go to Sinead. Kia ora, Sinead. Hi, Sinead. Kia ora. What do you reckon? What did you think of Frozen? Definitely a Brie vote.

Oh, Sinead, that's a pity vote, and I'll take it from you, Sinead. Do you reckon she had much auto-tune on that performance? I think you captured the Disney character. That's what's needed. Right, okay. Thank you, Sinead. Do you reckon she had much auto-tune on that performance? I think you captured the Disney character. That's what's needed. Thank you, Sinead. Finally, someone could see my vision. We're going to go to Laura. Kia ora, Laura.

Hi, Laura. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, Laura. Were you getting good vibes from Friday Oaky? Good vibes, but quite controversial Because I've got my kids here And do you guys want to deliver your vote? Yes

Who is it? Clint! Yes! I own this phone And their tone, Jeff, it was definitely Brie Yes, Laura! Yes, Laura! The only votes I was getting were from kids.

I appreciate you, Laura. Thank you, Laura. See if you can get the 4-1 victory. Hi, JD. G'day, JD. Happy Friday, team. How are we going? Good, thanks.

Are you a fan of the Frozen movie? And are you still a fan after that? I've seen Frozen 743 times. And this is not a pity vote. This is who was the least worst. Clint, bro, that sounded like the deaf subtitled version of Frozen. If you had, like, you know, hard of hearing captions or whatever, Dreadful Bree,

bookmate, pity party, but you win. I will take, mate, come and join Dreadful. Take the pity party vote. I do not think that I'm endorsing either of your performances. Hey, congratulations. Well done.

Thank you. Let it go. Let it go. The cold never bothered me anyway. Let's be honest. There really was no winners this week. Thank you. Let's be honest, there really was no winners this week. Producer Claudia is just in my ear at the moment. Claudia, you've got some special audio for us. Yeah, I think there's something you guys need to hear.

Yeah. I don't think we need to do that. You know how much auto-tune was on that? Yeah. A lot. There's always a raw version, and I think everyone needs to hear it. Okay. The whole thing. No, just a little example.

We don't want to do that to people. Okay, well, this is me without autotune. Well, now they know. Let it go. Let it go. Death stalks you at every turn. Grandpa. And this is Brie without auto-chains.

And here I'll stand. And here I'll stay. Are we going to prefer yours non-auto-chained? Far out. There you go. That's shocking. Brie and Clint.. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger for your Friday. This is where you call us up, tell us your birthday. We tell you what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. We reminisce. It takes you back there. And then we'll play one of those songs in full.

We're going to kick it off with Juliet, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, we reminisce. It takes you back there. And then we'll play one of those songs in full. We're going to kick it off with Juliet, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Juliet. Happy birthday. Thank you. Have you had a good day so far, Juliet? Lovely day. Big thanks for flowers at work. Oh, special. Delightful. Bit of a scene in the office. That's always nice.

Anything on for tonight? No, just pizza. Oh, I mean, how good's pizza on a Friday? I love it. Sounds like a good birthday to me. Alright, Juliet, what year? And I'll tell you your birthday banger. Okay, it's 1957.

Alright, Juliet, that means you were 16 in 1973. And on this day in 73, this was number one. Oh, it's Elton John, Juliet. Are you into it? Oh, not really. What, you mean you weren't one of the people who were queuing up

to see Elton John in January when the big floods came into Auckland? Oh, I can't remember. Yeah, right. Okay. I like that song from Elton John. Me too. Okay, wait there, Juliet. Let's go to Sophie.

Kia ora, Soph. Hi, Sophie. Hiya. How are you? Good, mate. How's your week been? Busy, but good. Thank you.

Good to see the back end of it. Yeah, thank God. Yeah to see the back end of it? Yeah, thank God. Well, nice, Sophie. Welcome to the weekend, and let's do your birthday banger, mate. What's your birthday? 29th of the 1st, 1988. All right, Sophie, that means you were 16 in 2004, and the 29th of Jan, 2004, This was at the top. Baby Bash and Sugar Sugar. What do you think, Soph? Yeah, it's not bad. I like it.

I like it too. I like it, yeah. I like it. It's got a vibe. It's kind of understated. I quite like it. Feels like a Friday song. Takes you back to 2004 for sure. Let's go to Rico.

Kia ora, Rico. Hi, Rico. Kia ora. How are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, busy, busy. But it's home time now.

Good man. Coming up. Good man. Bloody good. Go the blues. Yeah, go the blues. I thought you were talking about State of Origin for a second, Rico. No, no, no, no, no.

Go to Queensland. Go to Queensland. Yes, go the Barones. Oh, Rico, no, no, no. Go to Queensland. Go to Queensland. Yes, go the Barones. Oh, Rico, you're all right with me. He's saying all the right things this afternoon. You're saying all the right things. All right, mate, what's your birthday? 8th of May, 1986.

All right, Rico, that means you were 16 in 2002. And let's see what you got for a birthday banger. If I could, then I would. Go wherever you will. birthday banger. Yes, he got it. You get the calling and wherever you will go. Hey, mate, I'm into it. What about you?

No, no, no. I don't remember that song like it was yesterday. I didn't think I was into it, but I think I might be into it. Mate, I'm all over that song. I'm all over it too. And Rico, can I just say, are you a bit of a singer?

I don't mind. I can put a bloody tune together. I heard it. I heard it, Rico. Gracing us with your dulcet tone. Rico, I reckon we're going to do it for you. Let's go. I reckon you're going to take it out tonight. Just like the Blues are going to take down the Crusaders,

you're going to take down Birthday Banger. The Blues are going to take down the Crusaders and the Queenslanders are going to take down New South Wales. Yes, Rico! Get in, son. Here you go. It's Rico's Birthday Banger from 2002. You're on ZM, Brian Clint.

So lately, been wondering Who will be there to take my place? Clint. For Rico, that's his birthday banger straight out of 2002. That's The Calling and Wherever You Will Go on ZM. Straight vibes. I'm pretty sure, because I said to you, you know what this song reminds me of? Yeah. The movie Coyote Ugly. Was it in Coyote Ugly?

I'm pretty sure The Calling were in that movie at one of the open mic nights that happens in that movie. I swear. The Calling, Coyote Ugly, I'm just Googling it right now. Or I'm completely wrong I swear I mean Can't Fight the Moonlight is the obvious one Obviously The Calling in the movie

I really want to know now Maybe someone listening will know I don't know The Calling, Wherever You Will Go, Coyote Ugly No, it was in there It was? You're right. You're right.

If we didn't play that, would we have played Baby Bash or Crocodile Rock? Baby Bash. Baby Bash? I think so. Hey, look, people know this about me. I'm not super keen on the exercise, but I force myself to do it because I know it's good for me. It's good for my mental health.

Yada, yada, yada. Have you kept up the walking since your 50K, your 50 kilometre walk? I'm not walking as much, but yes, I'm still doing at least not every single day like I was doing because I was training for a 50 kilometre walk, but I'm walking five kilometres at least five times a week. Best days. Which is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I was very excited when I read this article, though, because for such a long time, you know, we always hear these things and I never know where it comes from. But people will say, oh, did you hear they said that 10,000 steps is the ideal amount of steps to be healthy? Yeah.

And you go, who's they? Yeah. You're like, who is they? Who is this they? Who are these they people? Well, I've read this article. They them. They them. And apparently this study says, no, no, not true.

You shouldn't be doing 10,000 steps. Well, I'm sure it's not bad for you, but this is what this new study has found, okay? Yeah. It says that individuals may not actually need 10,000 steps a day to improve their health. Researchers found that you may not have to hit your step goal every single day to improve your health. Okay. In fact, they suggest walking only 8,000 steps once or twice a week may be enough to reduce your risk of death.

That's a huge difference. That's a massive difference. From 10,000 a day to 8,000 once or twice a week. Yeah. What are you supposed to do on the other days? It doesn't say, but I just think we should just... You're like zero. Let's just skip past that part. You're like, that's a couch day. It doesn't say, but I just think we're just... You're like zero. Let's just skip past that part.

You're like, that's a couch day. It doesn't say. But yeah, they're saying eight, well, first let's cover off 8,000 steps is less than 10. And then obviously, yeah, once or twice a week, yeah, I can do that. That's easy. Producer Claude's nodding her head.

She's like, yeah, I can do that. Claudia, how many steps are you hitting? Oh, don't ask me that. I spend a lot of time sitting. I'm lucky if I hit 1,000. What? 1,000? 1,000?

Are you serious? Even I do more than... I'll double check. Are you using a bedpan or something? Surely just walk into the toilet and back three times a day will get you there. Today I've done 1,700. There you go. Good day, guys.

Hey, it's still early though, Claude. You've done 1,700 steps and it's 10 to 6 at night? Well, I get out of bed, I hop in my car and I drive to work and I park outside the building and then I sit in this desk for four hours. Yeah, mate, there's still an excuse. That's a problem. Wait, let me check how many I've done. I'm also very unfit.

Oh, my God, Claude, even I've done four and a half thousand steps today and I've done nothing. Yeah, but I didn't walk my dog and you probably did. I did walk my dogs. This is meant to inspire people that they don't have to walk so much instead it's turned into a, Claudia, please stand up. Well, producer Claudia, please stand up and walk around a bit more.

Nah, good on you, Claude. I say that's an achievement. It's quite hard to do that little. That few steps. You know, it's quite hard. Bree and Clint. And that is the end of the show. And the end of a long day for me, a really long day for me.

Why is it so long? Why is it such a long day for me. Why is it so long? Why is it such a long day? Because you put me in a pair of five and a half inch drag queen heels to do the show today. You chose. I offered. You decided you wanted to do this. I decided I

wanted to do it with you. You said. It was meant to be a shared experience and somehow only a pair of heels for me. Claudia, bring the audio up. Bring the audio up. I haven't for me claudia bring the audio up bring the audio up i haven't talked about this yet bring the audio up mate life has been my shared experience with you in wearing heels i've done it i've done it a million times okay that's not about you okay this is about me i am the hero exactly so why are you bringing me into it well i've done my shift okay i didn't want to take your limelight. It's not about me. Celebrate me,

okay? I'm about to take my heels off. Talk to me. We've still got the podcast podcast after party to go. Kill me. So wait, so wait, so wait. I've got questions. I've got questions. So, at the start of the day,

well, it wasn't even at the start of the day. You put them on at like one o'clock. And you said, oh, this wasn't even at the start of the day. You put them on at like 1 o'clock and you said, oh, this should be a piece of cake. How are you feeling now? My back hurts. My hamstrings are so tight. I can't feel my toes.

The balls of my feet hurt. I haven't sat down for the last four hours and I just want to take them off. I just want to take them off. I just want to take a Nurofen and I just want to take them off. I just want to take them off. I just want to take a Neurofen and I just want to take them off. What did you say, Claude? There's a button there if you want it. A button? Oh, there's a button.

Yeah. Which one? Get ready to dance. Bright pink? The bottom. At the bottom? Bright pink at the bottom? Oh.

Should we both wear them on Friday? Oh, I just. Should we both spend the afternoon with them? Oh, mate. I'll bring my bottom. Oh. Should we both wear them on Friday? Oh, I just. Should we both spend the afternoon in them? I'll bring my heels. Yeah. And we'll get you into a pair of heels. Yeah. See, I told you.

Oh, suck a dick. Okay. Honestly. Honestly, I'm so. Is this, wait, is this on air or is this? This is on air, yeah. Oh, is this on air? Maybe it's time to go home.

It's been a long day. Honestly. Have a great night. Shut up, you whingy old man. I'm a hero. If anyone wants to buy a soiled pair of size 12 men's heels. Four hours in heels. Slide into my DMs.

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