ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th March 2021

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

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Good everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast, where today Ben has a special announcement to make. I finally wore my new shoes to work today. Yes! Yeah. Got some new shoes. That's the most exciting thing in my life at the moment. It's hard. It's hard wearing a new pair of shoes.

It's so hard. Because, man, you get roasted for how clean your shoes are. It's so white. I thought clean shoes was the goal. And yet, when you wear clean shoes, everyone's like, oh, was I clean shoes? You don't want to be in that place. Is it the goal?

Because Gucci have been selling shoes that look weathered. Yeah, but how many Gucci's are we wearing? Yeah. I mean, I don't own any Gucci's. I don't own any Gucci's. Too expensive. No. No, don't either

But good on you Mint You've broken through the barrier of new shoes For those wondering they're a white pair of Adidas Stan Smiths And the first time Ben's deviated From a pair of Vans skate low No all cons I normally wear boots

Iron boots Actually no he's a bootie bootman Actually no he's got A very true choice I take it back Yeah thanks mate He also has indoor football boots You know I got him

Onto the vans The old school vans Remember when we first Started working together Yeah you queer item I literally queer item I said I need white shoes Just simple white shoes

And she said I got you And I got him black ones It's true Yeah They're fine They're fine. They're awesome. They look great on you.

Can't wear them now though. Why? Because then everyone will think they're new and I'll get teased again. Shit's tough out here, man. Yeah. A bit of personal admin. I'm literally on edge waiting for this baby to arrive. Like I've transitioned into checking my phone every 15 seconds. I wonder how Lucy feels.

I know. Are you pushing a watermelon out of your behind? She will be at least half as anxious as me. I've got to go to the... Well, at least she will know first. I've got to go to the doctor. Yeah, that's true. Like she will know straight away if it's coming.

Well, hopefully I know second. Unless I get one of those Psychic things in my brain I'm like The baby's about to arrive And I call her And I'm like Babe

How you feeling And she's like I'm fine Imagine that Incredible I have to go to the doctor This week For a

Prostate exam You say that Is that what it is For my Insurance I have to get a full GP check up Like a full GP checkup. Like a full body checkup.

And I made the mistake of saying to Lucy today, oh man, if they stick a finger up my bum, I'm going to be... And she looked at me as the woman who's about to push a human out of one of her orifice. And she just looked at me and I went, I'm going to be not complaining to you this week because you have enough to worry about. You have it way worse than me. And then I thought about if I had to push a baby out of my butthole and how rough that would be.

But it's not a fair comparison because buttholes weren't made to push a baby out, but vahinas were genuinely made for that. Yeah, but I feel like they weren't made well. Vahanas or buttholes? Vahanas, to do that. You'd be surprised, mate. They're incredible. I know you've got one.

I don't mean to mansplain vaginas to you. Mate, don't mansplain a vagina because I've got one. I know how they work. But I'm just saying I feel like they could have been designed a little bit better. With a zip. With a zip or with like an extra, like unbutton your extra room or something so that you don't go through. Like a little door that just opens.

The situation that rhymes with bear in that situation, you know, because if it was built perfectly, which it is. I mean, it is perfectly. It is perfect. Vaginas are amazing. But, you know. Yeah. Yeah. There is a lot women go through in terms of giving birth to a baby.

I'll just tell you now. I'll just finish off my vagina. Here we go. You think yours is impressive now. Wait till a human being comes out of that. No, I already know. I already know what I can do. I can grow life inside this bitch. Yeah, I know.

I know. Not in the vagina. can grow life inside this bitch. Yeah, I know. I know. Not in the vagina. No, but in my womb. Question. Is anyone still listening? I heard a really weird comment. Why? Is this upsetting you?

Sorry, are you offended by how women's bodies work? I heard a really weird comment from a man, actually, who was trying to mansplain something to me the other day. And he goes, well, you don't need ovaries to have a baby fucking hell and i went what are you talking about someone needs ovaries i was like someone needs to have them to make a baby and yes ivf is an amazing thing and but guess where that all that stuff comes from? What was his point? It was to do with, I can't say because it's a secret from the secret trip. Oh, right.

I know what it is. Yeah. And I know who it was. But yeah, it was just the weirdest comment. I was like, no, I'm pretty sure you do. Well, someone does. You personally don't need your ovaries to bear a child. But somewhere ovaries need to make the product. Which is where men are still important too.

You can't get rid of us completely because you need our sperms. What if we just stockpile all your sperms and then, you know, put it on ice and then. You'll get sick of it because it's like fashion. You will have used all the sperm. You'll have to keep going back to it and go, we've already used that stuff. Didn't come out that well. We want something new.

Yeah, we want something new and fresh. New and fresh. Yeah, so... You know there's like a three or four year waiting list on the IVF? Is there? And the cost. Yeah. Yeah, cost is an issue.

Apparently, like here in New Zealand, apparently it's like Quite a few years If you can't afford To go private I think so yeah Which is quite sad Yeah

You're on the waiting list No No Not supposed to ask that question But I feel like We've come this far No it was friends of mine And they were talking about

How long they've been waiting Oh yeah And I was like Oh that's sad Oh that's awful Yeah but They waited And then now they're pregnant Which is really cool Are they Yeah That's cool long they've been waiting. Oh yeah. And I was like oh that's sad. Oh that's awful. But they waited and then now they're pregnant which is really cool.

Are they? Yeah. That's cool. First try? First time yeah. Oh my god. Which is really exciting for them. I find people who are willing to be sperm donors really interesting. I find them to be amazing. No they are amazing. Absolutely they're amazing but also interesting because you're willing to father

children and the same with are there egg donors in the same way that there are spirit donors absolutely anonymous egg donors yeah so you can go to a egg bank and get some eggs you can yeah full on well then i mean what you can't really give a better gift than that to another human being can you unless you're ben's mum and you give him a white pair of Stan Smiths. Then, you know. That's right up there. Or if, you know, if someone gifted Clint his Audi R8

that he wanted. Do you know I parked next to an Audi R8 today in the work car park? Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Penis mobile. I'm just going to come out and say it. What do you mean? I know it's the Iron Man car, but if I pulled up in an Audi R8, I would know that I was a wanker.

For the non-car people, what's the difference in your car? It's the Audi supercar. It's the car that Robert Downey Jr. drives on Iron Man. It's a cool-looking car. It is a cool-looking car. Yeah, but what's the occasion That I could pull up To my Audi R8 And be taken seriously

You could never drive it I could drive it And everyone would think I was a badass bitch Nah I'd think You'd be a bit of a penis No you wouldn't As a woman

If you pulled up At the lights And you saw A woman driving that car You'd go You go girl I'd be like Geez what's the premiums

On there The insurance premiums On there Con looks like A dead con day You go, girl. I'd be like, jeez, what's the premiums on that? The insurance premiums on that? Kind of looks like a... Kidding. Such a dad con day. Such a dad con day. Kidding.

Women have less accidents than men, according to some insurance ad I saw. Actually, this ties back into our... That's because they're not allowed to drive here in New Zealand. Original discussion about insurance. Why? What's that? We started talking about it. I'm going to finger up my butt.

One top tip for that appointment, Clint, don't mention your vaping. Shut up, Anastasia. And on that note. Anastasia coming through with the deep burns. Here we go, everybody.

Enjoy the podcast. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint Have you ever noticed something about the Spotify logo?

That it's green? I'm about to tell you something. That it looks like a Wi-Fi signal? Yes, yep. I'm about to tell you something. This came past my attention the other day and now I can't unsee it. Okay. So, if you look at your Spotify app.

Okay, yep. Look at the app. Mm-hmm. Have you ever noticed that it's off centre? Oh, yeah, it's a little bit wonky, isn't it? Yeah. What? Sorry, I can play that up for you.

Whoa, are you kidding me? Whoa. Have you ever noticed that, though? No, not actively, no. Do you think they made that logo and they were like, oh, you know, we'll fix it later. It's not going to go that big. It's stuck.

It's massive. And it has to be like that. It's sliding slightly to the... To the right. Oh, yeah, I don't know left from right. Just off to the side, yeah. I think it's meant to look like, because isn't it meant to look like sound waves going out?

Is that what it's meant to be? Or is it meant to be like, I don't know. What even is it? That's a great question. Who comes up with logos, eh? Like, who... Yeah, I mean, I could do that job. I could come up With that logo

The Facebook one Makes sense It's an F For Facebook The Tinder one Makes sense It's a flame Like Tinder

Like kindling Like hot date Yeah Oh Why is Snapchat a ghost Is that Because the messages Disappear like a ghost

Oh Wait what else is there I just got the Tinder one I never realised that Twitter is a bird because it's tweeting. Yeah. What's the Grindr logo? You don't want to know.

Today on the show, two shots at 40 grand with ZM's Secret Sound. We'll give those to you at 4 and 5 o'clock. We're going to kick the show off with $50 cash this afternoon with Tradie vs. Lady. Free and clean. Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Alright, if you want to play, go head to head.

Call us now, 0800 DIAL ZM. It's been confirmed the Spotify logo symbolises sound waves. We were right. We were right. Of course we were right.

Of course we were right. We're very smart people. I mean, it doesn't look like a wave though, does it? What does a sound wave look like? No, who knows?

Two people, one lady, one tradie. 0800DARLS.NM will play tradie versus lady after Justin Bieber and anyone on ZM. Dance with me under the diamonds. Brie and Clint. New Maroon 5 on ZM with Megan Thee Stallion, who was involved in a very raunchy Grammys performance of WAP yesterday with Cardi B. If you haven't seen the video, don't watch it at work. I mean, I'm all for empowerment, but your boss will not understand if that's what's streaming

in the workplace. Who was that that sent you that email? Cease and desist. Hey. Bree and Clint's desist. Hey. Free and cleanse. Tradies versus ladies. All right, the tradies. You need to cease and desist. Versus the ladies.

The ladies took it out yesterday. The score for the year is 22 games ladies, 15 games tradies. Here to claw one back for the tradies today is our 41-year-old from the Taranaki, man who loves Dr. Phil. Welcome to the show. It's Brent. Hello, Brent. Hey, guys.

How are you? Love a bit of Dr. Phil, Brent. Yeah, he's pretty good. I quite enjoy him. I like that. What's your trade, by the way? Builder. Builder.

Love it. Trippy. Okay, let's go to our lady. She has just gone with over 30. That's all we've gone with. That's good. That's all she has to say. She's from Tauranga, and she's a debt collector.

Welcome to the show, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Let's be real nice to her. Yeah, hi, Stacey. She'll come after us. Are you a big, tough guy who stands outside people's houses with their arms crossed and says, give me your stereo? Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, nice. Yes. Okay, Stacey, your buzzer is lady. Brent, your buzzer is tradie. First to three points wins $50 cash. All right, guys, question number one. Super Rugby Altiroa is underway at the moment. Name one of the five teams.

Tradie. Yes, Brent. Crusaders. The Crusaders is correct. The Evil Crusaders. Because they win and beat your team, the Chiefs. Yeah, 100%. All right, one to the Chiefs. Yeah, 100%.

All right, one to the tradies. Here comes question number two. Name the TVNZ weatherman that filled in for me last week. Lady. Yes, Stacey. Stacey. Maddie. Maddie, yeah.

Is correct. Maddie McLean. He's back on the television. If anyone's got a radio on in the background that they want to turn down for us, that would be helpful. Great. All right, one to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number three. It's crunch time in the America's Cup.

Name the current president of America. Lady. Stacey. Stacey. Joe Biden. Yeah, nice work. All right, two to the tradies. One, no, two to the ladies. Sorry, two to the tradies. One, no, two to the ladies.

Sorry, one to the tradies. Question number four. Two weeks ago, Justin Bieber had a birthday. How old did he turn? Tradie. Yes, Brent. No idea, but I'll say 28. Oh.

Oh, that's a good guess. I'm not comfortable giving Stacey a free guess for the win. I think we've got to move on to the next question. Brent, you were so close. It was 27. All right, here comes question number five. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. What do you call a baby elephant?

Come on, guys. And you can't answer with baby elephant. Yeah. Can't. Three. Lady. Lady. Stacey.

A calf. She's done it. She. Can't. Three. Lady. Lady. Stacey. A calf. She's done it. She's a lady. Woo. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. 23 wins to the ladies. Congrats, Stacey.

We've got 50 bucks cash for you. Nice work. Sweet. Nice work. Bree and Clint. So you reckon you could go a whole day without your phone? Yeah, day Maybe if it was this phone

Yeah, I could do a whole week without that phone I could do a day without Snake Yeah Now is International Phone Free Day Where people are encouraged to go without their phone To leave it at home, go to work And don't take it with you. Piece of cake.

Whatever. Easy. Whatever. Not a big deal at all. Bull tickle. You could go a whole day without it. And I don't say that from some ivory tower where I'm saying, I could, you can't.

I couldn't. And I know I couldn't. Currently, I physically couldn't because I'm waiting on the call that says, grab the bag. We're off to the hospital to have a baby. No, but that's fine. You don't need a phone for that. The stalk will tell you. The stalk will tell you? I'll just see it flying over. Exactly.

Hey, that's my one. You'll be like, wait a minute, that looks like me. Then you'll know. I've considered for International Phone Free Day to give Ben my phone and me go phone-less. But then I was like, that's not really fair, is it? Make him monitor two phones on phone free.

I was going to say, that just means you're getting a PA for the day. If I had a PA, I could go phone free. Studies have found that people typically spend approximately three hours and 15 minutes a day on their phone. Yuck. And people like you and me will palm it off and go yeah, but I'm working. I need to be on my phone for work. Yeah, I need to do an hour 45 on

TikTok for work. I'm scrolling for content. However long you're using your phone, if you think it's a problem, here's some tips for how you can get off. Leave your phone, these are official tips from the Auckland University of Technology University, AUT University.

Leave your phone on your desk when you go to a meeting at work. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Oh, it gives me the willies. Why? The idea of my phone just being over there and me not being near it and anyone else having the ability to... Well, you hide it. Yeah, right.

You hide it in your drawer if you're that worried. Yeah, okay. Leave it at home when you go out for dinner with your partner. Because you're with your partner. Well, who else do you need to... Who's going to try and contact you? What if I need maps? But together you should be able to figure it out.

What if I go to pay for it because I'm a good partner like that and then I realise I haven't transferred money from my account and then I don't have my phone and I can't transfer money. This is the frigging problem. And the third tip, leave it in your room when you're at home watching TV. Leave the phone in your room. What if I watch TV in my room?

Well, then leave your phone in the kitchen. But what if I'm watching TV in there? I've got one of those TV fridges. Either way, the main advice is even though this Friday is Global Phone Free Day, baby steps. They don't expect anybody to actually go cold turkey. You're going to do it. I'm going to do it. You're going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'll come to your house on Friday morning and I'll collect your phone. If you're going to do it and you want to put money on it. Wait, why do you need to collect it? So that we know that you're doing it. You can turn it off and I don't know your pin code and I'll give it to you at the end of the show. If you're keen to do this.

At the end of the show. I'll give it to you at seven o' the show. If you're keen to do this. At the end of the show. I'll give it to you at seven o'clock. Okay. Deal? Deal. Oh, deal. Are we getting this on camera? I'll be waiting at your house at 8.30 to collect your phone.

What have I done? We want to ask this afternoon, on this topic of going without your phone, have you ever dated someone who doesn't have a phone? And you had to contact them through the landline. Do these people exist? Okay, we're not talking about relationships from the 90s. No.

We're not talking about 20-year-olds who are attracted to 70-year-olds. No. We're talking about modern day relationships. Have you actually dated someone or met someone and struck up a relationship of some sort with them and they didn't have a phone? They exist. They're amongst us.

We were going to ask you to call us if you don't have a phone, but then we realised that's probably a bit stupid, right? Just a little bit. So instead, call us if you dated someone who doesn't have a phone. 0800 dial ZM. Did they not have a phone? And text us on

9696 if you've got any fun ideas on where me and Bree's phone can go on Friday. We can go have a little photo shoot's phone can go on Friday. Oh, shut up. We can go have a little photo shoot. We can go on a date together. No, no, no, no. Get on the phone.

That thing you're addicted to and give us a call. Bree and Clint. This Friday is Global Phone Free Day. Put down your 3310. Put down your Motorola StarTAC. Put down your Palm Pilot. How old are you? I don't even remember theseAC. Put down your Palm Pilot. How old are you? I don't even remember these models.

Put down your BlackBerry. Put down your Razr. Oh, I see. I remember that one. That's a classic. It's a day to go without a phone. Bree has agreed that I can show up to her house and collect her phone at 8.30 in the morning. Can we put it in?

We shook on it. Can we put it into a safe? We shook on it. Where we lock it. Because I don't... Okay, I'll show up to your house and put it in a safe. We'll put it into a safe where we on it. Can we put it into a safe? We shook on it. Where we lock it. Because I don't... Okay, I'll show up to your house and put it in a safe. We'll put it into a safe where we lock it. Yeah, and I'll take the safe.

For me, not using it doesn't mean you can use it. I won't use it. I don't know your code, okay? Anyway, don't worry. I'll be changing my code. Don't worry. I'm a trustworthy person. We'll just file that away.

We want to know this afternoon, have you dated someone who doesn't have a phone? Do those people exist? And how did you meet them? How did you, like, get to know each other? And was it weird? Were you like, what do you mean you don't have a phone? Emma's called up.

Emma, this is about your daughter, is it? Yes, so she's 12 and she does have a phone and she was at school with her boyfriend that, you know, you have when you're 12. And he's gone to high school now and he doesn't have a phone. Wait, is it? Because of major dramas. How old is he?

13. He's 13. So they're like a year apart. You've got to fill us in because we don't have teenagers. Yeah. Are kids that age? Do 13-year-olds have phones? Yep, mostly they do.

Yep, my 16-year-old son has a friend who doesn't have a phone at the moment and they have to go to his house to make arrangements with him. And wait, get this. They have to go up to the door and knock on the door. That's it. No one's got landlines. No one's got landlines. If they wanted to talk to him the way we talked to our friends

when we were kids, they would have to call his parents' cell phone. Weird. And go, hey. When I was a kid, you'd ring the landline. Yeah, we'd ring the landline. But he doesn't have a landline or a cell phone, so you'd have to call mum's cell phone. Weird. When I was a kid, you'd ring the landline. Yeah, we'd ring the landline, but he doesn't have a landline or a cell phone, so you'd have to call mum's cell phone. No, both my kids have got friends that

have not got cell phones. My daughter's boyfriend, that 12-year-old, and my son's friend. Yeah, 16 and not having a phone is a bit weird. I think it's kind of cool. I think they're going to be better people for her. I don't know if people at school would think that they were. Donnell is here. Hi, Donnell.

Hi. Did you date someone who doesn't have a phone or you don't have a phone? I've got a phone, but I live in Auckland and I don't get any cell reception. I don't get internet, Wi-Fi.

Nothing is available to me apart from satellite, which I don't get because it's so expensive. Really? I literally go whole in Clevedon in a dead zone.

Oh, that sucks. Does it suck or is it refreshing? It's quite refreshing. I go whole weekends without being called from work. I don't get any messages popping up on my phone. You don't get invited anywhere because you never see it. Do you have fibre? Do you have fibre broadband out there?

No, not where we are, no. Danelle, I do agree with you not getting phone calls from work and being left alone, amazing, but when it comes to Netflix, like, wouldn't you want a little bit of streaming capability? Well, I don't know what I'm missing, because I don't have it, so...

Oh, girl, you should try Disney+. It's the bomb. Yeah. Right, okay, I mean, but you're happy, you're happy. You don't know what you're missing out on, so that's totally fine. Cara's here. Hey, Cara. Hi, Cara.

Hi. Your partner didn't have a phone for five years. Yep. What? Why? I don't know. He just didn't like it. He thought it was a stupid thing to have,

and I disagree. You disagree? Okay, so did you make him get a phone? Yeah, well, like your wife, I'm pregnant, so he kind of needs a phone. Yeah, he totally does. So I can get in contact with him. So has he only recently got one?

Yeah, his birthday was at the beginning of March and we finally bought him one. Wait, he didn't want a phone, so you got him one for his birthday? Yeah. Happy birthday, Tim. Can I ask was it really annoying for you

to get to know him or to set up dates or anything? Was it quite annoying? Not really. I think we moved really quickly if I'm being honest. Yeah, because he didn't have a phone, so there was no texting back and forth. Every time you saw him, you had to get it all out there.

You'd be like, I love you, let's get married. I may not see you again. I also don't know how to contact you. Time for the latest. Grammys went down yesterday. There is an official new Grammys greatest of all time. Dean, how is it? Oh, Beyonce, of course, as this is any surprise to anyone,

she has now won more Grammys than any other female artist ever. But not only that, Beyonce's daughter, Blue Ivy, has won a Grammy at nine years of age. Fabulous. I don't think it gets any more fabulous than that. So she won the Grammy because they won the category called Best Music Video Category. And Blue Ivy, she obviously appears in the music video for Brown Skin Girl. And then she sings as well.

She sings the start and the end of the song. So they won the Grammy together. Can you sing? You hear her. Yeah, not much. Just like a little bit. Have you guys heard, speaking of famous artists having their kids sing on tracks, have you guys heard the latest song from Pink?

No, it's Pink's daughter on it. And she's really good. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I'd see if we can grab that. It's a bit of a thing getting your kid on the album, eh? DJ Khaled put his kid on the album. No, he said his baby produced the whole thing. Yeah, I'd see if we can grab that. It's a bit of a thing getting your kid on the album, eh? DJ Khaled put his kid on the album. No, he said his baby produced the whole thing. Yeah, come on.

Come on, DJ Khaled. That sounds like a tax loophole that he's exploiting. Come on, DJ. He's like, you can't tax a kid. This is fun, too. Dean dropped in just before the conversation that he's friends with Blue Ivy's stylist. So, his name is Manuel Mendez. Go and look him up on Instagram.

He is Blue Ivy's personal stylist. And I know at first I was like, what kind of job is that? He used to be Beyonce's assistant. So he's been very close friends with the family for over 10 years. Now he's Blue Ivy's personal stylist. So just if you're wondering why would a nine-year-old have a personal stylist, just think about it, though. She literally walks the red carpet of huge things. She was at the Lion King premiere.

She's at the Grammys and things like that. So she needs a stylist. He said to me, he said it's so wild the amount of clothes that they get sent from every single kid manufacturer and everything. Hollywood is such a weird place. It is a real weird place. Hollywood is such a weird place. It is a real weird place. He told me she's never been on a commercial plane. So Blue Ivy doesn't understand that planes exist with like 300 seats.

All right, that's starting to get a bit upsetting. Yeah, now I'm upset. Bree and Clint. We all know the America's Cup is on and bloody hell it is exciting. You know I've waited my whole life for this, Bree. Me too. I have been waiting years and years.

One of the biggest boat race people around. You just learned about it this year, didn't you? Okay, maybe. But I'm keen on here. We could win the America's Cup today. More likely it'll be pushed out to tomorrow. I don't think there's going to be enough wind for it to be won today.

Confident. Either way, it's just down the road from where we are. We can smell the boats. We can see the water from where we are, but we can't see the boats. And I think that's a travesty. I think that a good, kind, caring boss, especially one who wants his staff...

How patriotic is he? Right, engaged in topical conversation in the mood of the nation... We need to be supportive of other Kiwis. Totally. So that's why Ross Boss this afternoon should allow us to go and broadcast from the Waitematā tomorrow afternoon.

I'm going to say he won't be keen. Hello? Ross, it's Brian Clint. Hello? Hey, if we don't win the America's Cup today, can Brian and I go and broadcast from a boat tomorrow? What boat? You can come if we can find a boat.

If we can find a boat and Ben can organise a long enough cable for the microphones, can we do the show from the water tomorrow and watch the sailing? So my question here is, like, when you have the Venute, the last stupid car was. DeLorean. It wasn't stupid. DeLorean.

It was amazing. How much am I paying? All right. So we've bought a boat. It's not a big boat, but there's room for you on it. Look, man, this is the problem with you. And I hope I can speak candidly here. I know you're my boss, but this is the problem with you, okay?

You just see problems. And what we see is opportunities. And there's an opportunity to be a part of history tomorrow. And ZM could be live at the finish line of the America's Cup. Ross, are you going to remember the time you were down there with us broadcasting, watching New Zealand win the America's Cup, or are you going to remember the time you were retired us? What time do you want to remember?

Yeah, how do you want to be remembered? Who's paying for it? Well, if it's not you, can we go? Yeah, that's as far as I can come, though. Yeah. Okay, who's got a boat? Anyone. 0800. 0696, who's got a boat? Anyone. 9696, who's got a boat?

0800 dials in. I want it to be a big launch. Yeah, well, biggest can't be cheeses, man. You take what you can get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not below deck. All right. Bon voyage, Captain.

See you soon. Seriously, though, if you've got a boat and we can go out and watch the sailing tomorrow, we're deadly serious. Deadly serious. We will bring champagne. Yeah. What else can we bring? Oysters. Caviar. Yeah, oysters. We will bring champagne. What else can we bring? Oysters.

And a hot roast chicken. And it'll be great. Bree and Clint. Phone, download Bree and Clint's podcast from My Heart Radio, please. Why don't you just listen to them right now? This is Zed Amps Bree and Clint.

Hi, everybody. Something very traumatic has just happened in the studio. We're measuring each other. For some reason, there's a tape measure in the studio. That's not right. And Brie has just found out she's been living a lie. I said to you, I'm 177 centimetres. That's on my driver's licence. I'm 5'10".

I'm 5'10". I tell everyone I'm 5'10". I have always been 5'10", since I was like 16. And then you... I just Googled it. 177's 5'8". No, it... You're 5'8".

You're 5'8". I don't... Are you sure? Not even 5'8". Wait, measure me. Wait, wait, wait. Measure me. Hey, we'll measure you soon, okay?

But it could... We'll measure you soon. I promise. And we'll do it accurately. I can't keep... You can stand up as tall as you soon. I promise. And we'll do it accurately. I can't keep... You can stand up as tall as you like. I'm triggered. You're 5'8".

You've been lying. I'm not 5'8". You need to call your partner and tell them the truth. I'm not. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. Tell me what the secret sound is. How tall are you, Sunky Burrells? Oh, I definitely reckon six foot.

Nah, nah, nah. Probably like 165. So that's like four foot 11. There's a video out at the moment that has the secret sound in it and Shunky Burrells. Somewhere in that video

is the secret sound. People have been going crazy for this. Have you found it? No. No. No. Do you know what it is?

No. It doesn't. Well, I haven't found something in there that I've seen. It's right there. You should see it. Oh, don't play with us. Don't play with us.

Let's get Hannah on. Hannah, have you seen the video? Me? Yeah. Yeah, I have, yeah. By the way, congratulations. You're on for Secret Sound. Thanks.

You haven't seen the video? No, I have, yeah. Oh, you have? I've been following it for weeks. And the thing that you think you're going to guess right now, have you seen that thing in the video? Yes. Okay, good.

I believe so, yeah. That's a very good start. Did you believe it was this thing before you watched the video and the video confirmed it for you? Yes. Even better. No, not from the very first clue. Oh, I'm excited.

Okay. The secret sound is currently in two parts. Part one, the original, and part two. Okay, which, how does it work? No one knows. 40 grand, though. Good luck, Hannah. Thanks.

Hannah, yeah, hit me with your answer, please. Your guess. I think that it's swiping on the touchpad of a remote. Okay. Swiping on the touchpad of a remote. Any kind of remote? Like an Apple remote. Oh.

Yeah, the touchpad of an Apple remote. They're hard to use. I have one at my flat. I lose it all the time because it's so down the couch. It's small, yes. Now, Hannah, is it the sound that your finger makes I have one at my flat. I lose it all the time because it's so small. Down the couch. Yes. Now, Hannah, is it the sound that your finger makes on the touchpad or is it the sound that the TV produces when you're doing that swiping? Well, when I was doing it on the touchpad,

it was the swipe of my finger on the touchpad. Are we talking about the silver first generation remote or the black remote? The black remote. Oh, gotcha. Okay. Okay. Interesting guess.

You've seen it in the Secret Sound video. Is it correct? Hannah. That's not the secret sound, mate. No. I loved your confidence, Hannah, and I loved that you were in it from the start. I genuinely have this remote at home.

I can't think of it making a sound. Yeah, I'm going to go home now and really... I can't think of it... I know it has a little click when you push it in. Yeah, the click. Yeah, so the swipe and select of it is what I thought it was, yeah. There's a swipe left this time, Hannah.

Maybe your Apple TV remote's faulty if it sounds like that. Or maybe she makes the sound just for fun when she does it. Either way, Hannah, we've got $100 cash for you just for guessing. Congratulations. Nice work. Thanks so much. Another guess. A shot at $40, grand or at least 100 bucks

coming up at 5 o'clock thanks to Star streaming now on Disney+. More comedy, more drama and more action. You can learn more at DisneyPlus.com.

While I was away for a month, I lost something that I thought was long gone. Little did I know, days later, this item was returned to me. Was it your Apple TV remote? No, I still haven't found that.

All right, we'll go on a journey and find out what it was after 24K golden in mood on ZM. Why you always in the mood? Bree and Clint. We need to do a quick disclaimer to all the people out there who just think they lost two inches off their life. Google's wrong, and it's the Imperial System's fault, we think. Bree is 177 centimetres, and Google said she was 5'8".

And I nearly passed out because I've been telling everyone my whole life I'm 5'10". Yeah, you're not 5'8". You're 5.8 feet. But because there's 12 inches in a foot, it doesn't round it to a decimal place. So 5.8 feet, yes, you are. But we're pretty sure you're like 5'9.5 inches. So how many stone am I? Such a dumb measurement system. Yes.

If you're listening, America, yes. Yes. Move on. You're the last people on it. Come on. You're the only ones left. Although I do like saying that I'm six foot two. Yeah.

It does have a nice ring to it. It does. Sounds better than 190 something, you know? I'm 192. Yeah. Okay. You lost something that you thought was gone forever and it's returned to your life. What is it? This was

the wildest thing that happened to me. So I was away, I've been away for a month. I've been away shooting some TV stuff and one of the days, you know the earrings that I wear all the time. When I first moved. The little crosses? Yes, they're the ones. When I first

moved to New Zealand it was a big deal for me and it was you know quite scary and I was moving away from my whole family and I was like

I'm going to buy myself a present to signify you know this big decision I've made I know the earrings because I always

notice them because I know they're never the earrings that I bought you no I have worn those I wore them on special occasions did you yep but these are my everyday earrings notice them because I know they're never the earrings that I bought you. No, I have worn those. I wore them on special occasions. Did you?

Yep. But these are my everyday earrings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so they mean a lot to me. Quite expensive. Right. You know, I don't usually spend that much, but they're quite expensive. What brand are they?

Tiffany. Are they Tiffany? They are, yeah. They're like one of the most expensive things I own. And they're a gift to yourself, like a motivational you can do this. Yeah. Right, okay. They're the only earrings I own other than the ones you gave me.

Anyway, so one of these days I'd been on set all day, worked my guts out and I'd washed my hair and I was sitting on the couch and I got up to go see someone else that was living next door, like to talk about something the next day. And then as I've walked back in, I noticed that the back of my earring was sitting on the couch. Yeah. And I was like, no. Yeah.

And then I put my hand up to my ear and my earring was gone. And I was like, well, obviously it's in the couch because- The butterfly's there. Yeah, the butterfly's there. So I started digging through was like, well, obviously it's in the couch because. The butterfly's there. Yeah, the butterfly's there. So I started digging through this couch, like looking for it. I turned my room upside down, no earring. Don't you hate that too when you're looking for something so small and you go over the same places like 15 times.

And you're like, if I knew it was here, I'd keep looking, but I don't even know if it's here. That's devastating. Was devastated, quite upset about it. And then I kind of if I knew it was here, I'd keep looking, but I don't even know if it's here. That's devastating. Was devastated, quite upset about it. And then I kind of made peace with it. And I was like, you know, obviously it's gone. What am I going to do? There's nothing I can do.

Just be philosophical about it and go, well, part of me will forever now be in this motel. Exactly, forever. Yeah, this, I have a special claim to this. If you find it, you know. Small motor inn. I've been here. Anyway, so about four days later, and at this point,

I'm wearing one earring. I'm looking disheveled. Like, I just look terrible. And we were on set of this show that we were filming, and it was this girl that had been driving us around places and doing that kind of thing because, like, I didn't have my car there or anything like that. Anyway, she walks in super casually and this is four days later.

She goes, oh, I just found this earring down the side of the car. Does anyone own this? And I look up and it is my earring and I'm just gobsmacked at how she's first found it down the side of the seat and it was my earring when the back of the earring was sitting on the couch. How did that earring stay in? How did the back stay on? I don't know.

You must have tight ear holes. I don't know. It must have gripped onto the earring for at least an hour or so so you could get to the car and then it's given out and it's fallen out. That's incredible. Isn't that incredible that those were in such two different places but it came back to me?

It's incredible that you found it again. It's so incredible. I still am shocked that I got it back. Did you put it back in? I wouldn't put it back in after that because I'd be scared that the butterfly is faulty or something like that. Great opportunity to wear the earrings that I got you. Well, I didn't have the ones that you gave me,

but I do know where they are. I know you know where they are because you've taken the butterfly off the back of them and put them on your Tiffany ones. I understand how it works. Yeah, right. I can't believe I got it back. Yeah, I found my wedding ring in the washing machine

and that's not really the same, but it was still a lot of relief. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DilesAtM, what did you lose that you thought was gone forever and then you got it back? Doesn't have to be jewellery. No, it could be anything. And you could have got it back years later.

Yeah. What was it? 0800DilesAtM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Lost something pretty special to me in the past month. I lost an earring that I bought for myself to signify a big decision in my life. And I lost the earring and I thought, it's gone. You made peace with it.

I made peace with it. And then four days later, someone randomly found it in a totally opposite random place than I found the back of the earring and I was just gobsmacked that it came back to me. Gives you hope, right? That's why when I lost my wedding ring, I didn't freak out. I knew it would come back. Sure, you did.

I did. I was like, don't get angry. You were hoping it did. A little bit. You know what I believe? I honestly believe and I think some things are meant to come back to you and some things you're meant to lose. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, that's deep. No, I kind of do. Because isn't that the story around like Greenstone? Is that what they say? Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure they say that like in multicultural. It's like if you lose something like that,

you're not meant to have it at that time or something. Right, okay. Fascinating. We've got stories of what people have lost and then it's come back to them. Maybe ages later, Tani has called up. Hey, Tani. Hi, Tani. Hi, guys. Hi. What'd you lose? I lost a 21st

birthday present necklace. Took it off to go out on New Year's Eve so I could leave it safely at home. Came home, went to look for it the next morning, couldn't find it. Searched the house high and low. Same thing, kind of just gave up, thought I've lost it now.

During the next, we moved houses twice from then, so it was about five or six years. I was in my room searching for something else in a drawer and found the necklace. Oh. Whoa. Wait, so it had fallen down, like, the back of the drawers or something? No, it was in, like, a little case that sat on top of drawers.

And we'd been in it, like, heaps of times and never saw it. So it was very strange. That is so strange. That would be very relieving. That's good. Someone else texted through and they said, I lost my new AirPods the day after buying them. I went back to where I'd been sitting at the Botanical Gardens

and there they were in a patch of daisies. Perfect. Oh, see, you're not meant to lose them. Wait, wouldn't you just use Find My iPhone to find those? I mean, you could do that, yeah. But it's still amazing. Better story this way. Nate's called up.

Hey, Nate. Hi, Nate. Oh, are you there, Nate? Yep. Hello. What did you lose? What did you find? 15 years ago, I lost my grandfather's roll-ups.

Oh, no. What do you mean? How did you do that? Oh, we were moving house because we sold it. Yeah. And then last week, the owners of the house said they found something and I couldn't believe it. Wow.

So the people who bought your house off you found a Rolex and didn't keep it for themselves? No, it's a real one, the original old one. Oh, that's nice. People are honest. Is your grandfather still with you? No, he died in 1991. Wow.

So that would be even more special. God, how much were you kicking yourself when you lost that watch? No, he died in 1991. No one spoke to me for a good week. That's incredible. I lost a greenstone dog whistle and I found it when I rolled the truck on the farm and it got rattled loose. That's incredible. That's crazy. Was it in the truck? It must have been somewhere like in, like, I don't know. Yeah, wow.

Carmen's caught up. Hi, Carmen. Hi. Carmen, what did you lose and you got back? The diamond out of my engagement ring. Cool. got back? The diamond out of my engagement ring. Yeah. And noticed it when we were out for dinner and freaked out. The whole restaurant was looking for it and couldn't find it. Checked the car, couldn't find it. It was devastated.

And a couple of weeks later, I pulled the cover off our spa pool and the sun caught the diamond in the sun reflection and I just saw this shining light from the bottom of the spa and I jumped in, closed the door and it was my diamond. Just a tiny little glint gave it away. How many carat did you say, Carmen? Many.

I'm not sure. My husband actually got the diamond originally years and years before in South Africa, and it meant a lot to him. And it was just very devastating. I thought it was just, even though it wasn't deliberate, I felt so guilty. And then to find it was amazing, yeah. So in the spa pool, you say? Yeah, we'd actually given the kids a spa before the babysitter

arrived and we went out for dinner, so it must have come off when I was getting them out of the spa pool and I hadn't noticed it until we'd got out for dinner. God, you were so lucky you found that. You intended to whack a cubic zagonia in there for a while so you didn't have to

spill the secret to hubby. Free and Clint. Up until last week, the highest grossing film of all time was Marvel's Avengers with $2.789 billion at the box office. That's crazy, eh? But no longer. It has been dethroned. It is no longer the highest grossing movie of all time. Someone's overtaken that. Someone's overtaken that.

Someone's overtaken that. Yep. But there's COVID. Yeah, there's COVID. It's a weird year for there to be a new highest grossing movie. I know what it is. Also, there's no... I know what it is.

What are the movies? I know what it is. What are the movies? I bet you I know. Do you? I reckon. Okay, lay it on me. Is this recent?

Like how recent? It happened last week. Oh, maybe I don't know. Is this recent? Like how recent? It happened last week. Oh, maybe I don't know. Is it Mulan? No, not Mulan. No. Like the remake? That got put out on Disney Plus?

No, not Mulan. Mulan did not gross $2.789 billion. And then another guess? I don't think you're going to get it by the way But I'll give you one more guess Is it well known? It's very well known Or is it 007?

No it hasn't been released yet They keep delaying it Because they want that big box office Is that still delayed? I've been away for a month and they still haven't released it Daniel Craig is going to be like 60 And in a retirement home before this movie comes out. See, I'd watch that.

No, the new highest grossing movie of all time, the movie that's taken down Avengers Endgame, the previous highest grossing movie of all time is... Avatar. Avatar. It hasn't been released. Avatar 1. Avatar 1. Avatar 1.

What? From 2009. Has come back. Has been re-released in China. And in the first week that it came out, it made $8 million. I don't know if it's from Chinese people who didn't see Avatar the first time around or if it's people who are like, man, I love that movie. I want to go and watch it again in China.

People are getting excited for number two. Yeah, well, don't get too excited. It's not coming until the end of 2022. Oh, yeah, then why would you be showing it now? I guess maybe because there's no other new movies coming out. My question is, did the cinemas have to go back into those big barrels that have got stored out the back and find all the 3D glasses again? Because we've moved on from that.

We don't do 3D movies anymore. I never had to move on because I always thought they were horrible. But that's like the only reason you went and saw Avatar, right? Of 800 dials at M, did you buy a 3D television? And do you regret it? And do you still have it? Do you still have it and do you force it? And do you still have it? Do you still have it and do you force people?

And do the glasses still work? Can you imagine going over to those people's places for a dinner party? They're like, hi, do you want to watch a movie? Just put these glasses on. Yeah, anyway.

Sorry, we've only got four pairs. Avatar is back. Yeah, that's the worst bit when you don't have enough glasses for everybody. Yeah, it's awkward. Avatar is again the highest grossing movie

of all time. It was. It got beaten by Avengers and now it's back. Which I kind. Avatar is again the highest grossing movie of all time. It was. It got beaten by Avengers and now it's back, which I kind of think is cheating, but you know. A little bit. You do you, Avatar. In the meantime, James Cameron continues to shoot Avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5 in the Wider Upper.

Will we ever see it? Will it ever come out? Who knows? Probably not. Bree and Clint. Noticed something while I was away, Clint, that apparently Rita Ora sounds very similar to Scary Spice. Right, this is what you noticed while you were away.

This is what you were doing. While we were here holding down the fort, you were making astute observations like that. I was very busy. Good, then. Glad for you. But in turn, I then came up with this game. Rita Ora Spice Girl.

I will never let you down if you want to be my lover. Very simple game, Clint. All you have to do, listen to the sound bite and you have to tell us, is it Rita Ora or is it Mel B? Here for the first and maybe only round of Rita Ora Spice Girl is Melvin. Hey, Melvin. Hi, Melvin. Hey, how are you?

Good. How well do you know either of these Britpop princesses? I don't know them too well, but I'm willing to make some guesses. But you know who both of them are? Because that's a good start. Yes, I do know who they both are. Perfectly. Mel B, Spice Girl.

Yeah, perfect. Melvin, you're up first. All right, Melvin, this is how it's going good start. Yes, I do know who they both are. Perfectly. Melby's bicycle. Yeah, perfect. Melvin, you're up first. All right, Melvin. This is how it's going to work. You have three opportunities to guess three different clips. If you get all three, you get three points. All right? Okay.

Good luck. Who's this? Doing the job that I'm doing here right now. You have no idea how much talent there is going on. It's like the singers are next level. He's locking in Mel B. You want to lock in Mel B for clip number one? I do.

Sorry, that was incorrect. I pushed the correct buzzer by mistake. That was Rita Ora. That was Rita Ora. All right, here comes your second clip, Melvin. I'm not going to release it to anyone. It was more of a thing that I wanted to do for myself. Melvin.

Okay, I'm going to go Mel B. Locking in Mel B. You sure? Yeah. All right. That's correct,, I'm going to go Mel B. Locking in Mel B. You sure? Yeah. All right. That's correct, and I played the right buzzer that time. Nice work, Clint. Everyone wins in that round.

One from two, Melvin. Who's this? Thank you very much for giving me the platform. Who's that? I'm going to go Rita Ora. Oh, he's two from three. Nice work, Melvin. Okay, Melvin, wait there.

If our next caller Doesn't beat your score You take home the KFC Lydia Hi Hi Lydia Hi Now

Great concept I'm starting to question How similar they actually sound Oh Melvin got the first one wrong Yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah We never know how this is going to go Yeah they sound very similar

Okay good Thank you Good good good Lydia Now you, Lydia. Good, good, good, good, good. Lydia, now you need three to win, okay? You need all three. Who's this? I'm like, well, it's a nice present, but, you know, a dog's for life. So I've ended up looking after the dog.

I'm going to say Mal B. Nice work. You've got one. You need two more. Who is this? We're like, oh, that song is huge Because she's just got that voice So she can just sell any record

Mel B again, I think Lock in Mel B Yeah, alright That's Rita Horan Now, Lydia, you can achieve a tie In which case you and Melvin Will split 50 KFC chicken dollars Would you like to play for a tie? in which case you and Melvin will split 50 KFC chicken dollars. Would you like to play for a tie? Yes.

Come on. Who's this? He's the right good old gossip, that one. Mel B. You're locking Mel B? Yeah. Correct! Yes! Nice work, guys. 25 KFC chicken dollars each.

Yay. That's awesome. Thank you. We could go to a deadlock and you could just do a British accent. Hello, it's me, Rita Ora. Right on, guys. Flawless. We'll get that out to you ASAP.

That game may or may not return. But it was fun while it lasted. Yeah. No, it was good. It was good. It was good. Free and Clint. Watching the boat races has made me realise I love a man in a Lycra short.

Oh, yeah? Quite nice. Well, the Kiwis are in a Lycra short. I know. You'll see the Italians. What are they wearing? Budgie smugglers? No, they are in a lycra short I know You'll see the Italians What are they wearing? Budgie smugglers? No they're

Well that'd be good too No they're in a full leg Grey coloured Lululemon Ooh Yeah I don't know if I mind that either I don't

It won't be a Lululemon They're on the Prada team I'm sure it's Prada Probably Prada Active wear But yeah Two contrasting styles Whose pants

Will lift the old mug? We might find out today. Today may be the day that we find this out. We could find it out. Something I found out today actually was how many times you should be going number ones a day.

Oh. I've never thought about this because obviously discussed quite often is the healthy amount of Right I never thought about this Because obviously Discussed quite often Is the healthy amount of times To do the number twos a day But not really Anyone talks about

How many times You should be doing The number ones I think everybody Is so different as well And I've noticed that This year Where my New Year's resolution

Was to drink water Okay And how you been going with that? Good But it's annoying How many times You have to go number ones. Like, if you're going from a

two to three times a day situation to a, like, nine or ten, it's quite, it takes up a lot of your time. It does take up a lot of time. So I'll be keen to know what's the right amount. Okay. How many times are you going number ones a day? Currently? Yes. I would say, on two litres

of water, I'm going probably six to seven. Okay. Producer Ben, what about you? Do you take notice of these things? I don't think mine would be that high. I'd probably be four. Okay, four times. Including the wake-up one. Okay.

I'm thinking about during the day. Yeah. But you've got to include the wake-up one. You've got to include every single one. Producer Anastasia? Yeah, a lot. I don't know. How many? Seven, eight, nine probably.

Okay. This article, and this is scientific research, it says within a 24-hour period, on average, you should be going to the toilet to do a number one between six and seven times. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sweet.

To be healthy so we're all pretty healthy yeah and then they said it also says down uh further in the article that obviously things can you know there's factors that can alter this so that's just a guideline pregnancy pregnancy utis infections prostate issues you know medication yeah they say medication can um you know change it but then then they say that if you're going more than that That it also means you're healthier Oh, the more you go, the healthier you are Well, it kind of implies that you're drinking more water

Oh, if you don't have those other factors And you're going more than you're healthier Yeah Yeah, right, okay What about when you've had six or seven beers? and you're going more than you're healthier. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay. What about when you've had six or seven beers? I mean... That goes up for me. Does that mean that I'm healthier?

I think that does, yeah. I'm pretty sure it does, yeah. Let's break the seal, New Zealand. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. Oh, a bit of controversy on Instagram. Some people not happy with the 4 o'clock guest soundkeeper of the Apple TV remote being swiped. No, they're upset.

People are passionate about this, and if you hear a guest being what you would consider wasted because it's not what you think the secret sound is, these days you've got the chance to tell us about it because of social media. But I mean, they did get on. Yep. And what if, you know, it is something real weird.

You don't know. We've had a packet of chips guessed today. A packet of chips, like eating them? Like the opening. Opening them, right? Yeah. Yeah, a balloon being popped. It's all over the place, these guesses.

But all things that are inside that new Secret Sound video that's been released, part one of the sound is... Part two of the sound is... And with a shot at 40 grand is Ryan. Kia ora, Ryan. Hello, Ryan. Yes, you beautiful team. Thank you. Yes, you beautiful team. Welcome.

Okay, where are you calling from with your guess this afternoon? From Christchurch. And how much research have you done? All of it and every clue lines up to it. Yes. Oh, perfect. I want to hear this one.

I love a well-researched guess. Let's chuck your shirt in. Let's hand you over to Els. Good luck. Ryan, what is your secret sound guess? I think it's first noises a television makes when you're putting it on. Okay. Is this like any kind of TV or just generic, old, new?

I would say any kind of TV. Okay, okay. The reason I picked the TV is because of your Greek clue with the Mandalorian being on TV or your movie quotes and series quotes for TV. Your TikTok video with your progress bar was red, green and blue like the old TVs and your new video is full of TVs. So that's why I'm going with TV.

TV, okay. I do know the sound he's talking about. I've watched a lot of TV and when you first turn it on, it's kind of like... Right, okay. Does it work with part two of the sound, Ryan? I would think so.

It depends on how short the little clips are. Yeah, true. They're very short, man. And the spacing in that, yeah. I'm looking at them now. Part one is 0.18 seconds. Jeez. And part two is 0.23 seconds. You haven't given us much, have you? Nah, I want to stay here. Look, Ryan's confident. He wants to head down to the Strip this Friday night and cry church with $40,000 in his bank account. Els, are you going to make his dreams come true? Ryan, look.

You can have a boogie at Fat Eddie's with $100 because that's not the secret sound. Bugger Ryan. That was cool, though. I like the guesses. It's a couple of rounds, right? Well done, Ryan. Thanks for getting through and good work doing your research.

Stay in the game, okay? Man, you're passionate. We need people like you trying to crack this thing. Now he's got his $100. He's off now. He goes, see ya. All right, like you trying to crack this thing. Now he's got his hundred bucks. He's off now. He goes, see ya. I'm off to coast. You can guess again tomorrow morning with Fletch, Fawn and Megan. That's when the Secret Sound returns.

All the guesses, all the clues in that video are on the ZM Secret Sound Instagram page. Just search for that and you can win that 40 grand tomorrow. Thanks, Al. Amazing. Thank you. It's thanks to Disney Plus, by the way. Sorry. More comedy, more drama and more action.

You can learn more at DisneyPlus.com. Sorry, mate. I spoke over you. I'm just excited because I've got a very juicy story for you this afternoon. A friend of mine, her friendship has ended with her best friend after 17 years. Right. And I'm going to make you wait and tell you the reason after this. Ooh.

Brianne Clint. If you stuck around because you want to hear the story about how a friend of mine, her friendship with her best friend has ended after 17 years, well, I'm here to give you the story. Yeah, spill the tea. What happened? Quite a sad story, but it could be worse. You know, the best friend hasn't hooked up with her boyfriend or her partner and behind her back

or anything like that. So I was talking to my friend and she's telling me about, you know, some of the stuff that's been going on. And she said, you know, me and such and such, her best friend, we're not talking at the moment. We haven't been talking for a little while. And I was like, what's going on? Like, that's crazy. You've been friends for so long. And that's when she told me that her best friend of 17 years had been secretly dating her brother.

Oh. See what I mean? How it's not as bad as what it could be. And she stopped being friends with her over that. Well, I think it's all a bit weird at the moment. It's been a couple of months and they kept it a secret from her for quite a long time. That would hurt. And I think she was quite hurt by that.

Yeah. And I think it's something that's going to take a bit of time. I don't think their friendship will end over it. No. But it's a bit of an awkward situation. Yeah. And I think it's something that's going to take a bit of time. I don't think their friendship will end over it. No. But it's a bit of an awkward situation. Yeah. And I think the default is that you don't date your friend's siblings. Because what if it goes wrong?

Yeah. You know, then that can cause. Yeah. But after a 17-year friendship, like surely, because this is where I go to with it, surely you don't know anyone better than your best friend that your sibling could end up with in a long-term relationship. Yeah, but what if you don't think much of your sibling?

Yeah, yeah. What if you're like, my sibling, my brother is not good enough for you. You say to your brother, get away from my friend. Stay away from him. Bad news. It's sad that it's cost them their friendship. I don't think it will at the moment they're not talking, but I think they'll be able to move on from it.

Now, we've mentioned him on the show before, but your brother is rather attractive. If you don't know, now you know. There's some photos, okay? I'm just stating facts, okay? And he's currently in a relationship isn't he he's in a relationship happily in a relationship and that's why we don't talk about him all that often it doesn't change the fact that he's attractive in the past has it caused an issue with you and

any of your friends like have you had a friend who has tried to um you know what actually happened between him and i where we had words one time where I had dated someone for a long time, like quite a long time, and he ended up going on a date with their sister. Okay. Were you still with the person? No. And I didn't really want to have to be reminded and have interaction or connection with that family.

Not that I've had anything against them. No. Like lovely people. But that's your past. You've moved on. It was in my past. And I was like, oh, there's plenty of other girls. What about this one?

Are you sure, brother, that you want to date my ex's sister? I get what you're saying. So that was a bit awkward for me, but it didn't work out, so yay. Let's talk about it this afternoon. Let's put it out there and ask, have you dated a sibling's friend? Is that what we're going to ask? Yeah.

Or a friend's sibling? Or a friend's sibling. Either way. Yeah. So have you dated your brother's mate? Are you married to your brother's best friend? How does it work? Oh, weird.

Siblings, friendships overlapping. Give us a call and tell us about it. We can keep you anonymous if you need to, if it's too sensitive, right? Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Team New Zealand. If you want to know, we won the race.

We won! Bree and Clint. Have you dated one of your siblings' friends or vice versa? How did it go down between you and your siblings? Was the conversation awkward? Or was it awkward with your friends? Did you get together with your best mate's sister? See, that's an awkward conversation,

depending on how long you've known each other. You're like, bro, I allowed you into my house. And you did this. And all this time you were passionate about my sister. And then you're like, I love her. Bro, you broke the bro code. I love her, though. I want to be a part of your family forever.

And this is the only way I could do it. Well, I guess I love you too, brother. Literally. They're now brothers. Let's talk about it and see how it actually works. Kat's on the phone. Kia ora, Kat. Hi, Kat.

Hey, so yeah, my brother dated one of my friends for a bit. She would come over for like sleepovers and stuff. And while I was sleeping, she would just go and hook up with my brother. In the basement. Gandalous. Like Love Island after dark. Wait, so did you? Yeah, pretty much. sleeping, she would just go and hook up with my brother. In the basement. Scandalous. Like Love Island after dark. Wait, so did you? Yeah, pretty much.

Did you know that this was happening or is this something you found out? Once I found out, I was like, yeah, I don't know if I want to have you over for sleepovers anymore. Did you feel a little bit used? Like you were being used for access to him? Yeah. Yeah, you were. Yeah, absolutely.

And I was like, this is super lame. You obviously don't want to be friends with me. You just want to be friends with my brother. Oh, wow, we went that far. How did it work out? What happened in the end? Yeah, I mean, they're definitely not seeing each other anymore. This was years ago.

You know, high school drama. Didn't last. Did you last as friends? No, we're not friends anymore either. Nothing lasted. It wasn't a good trustworthy relationship, needless to say. Yeah, right. Okay, all right.

Thanks, Kat. Someone texted through. I think this is quite funny. Someone said, who cares? Because honestly, in New Zealand, it's far too small to be cutting out siblings' friends from the dating equations, especially in smaller rural communities where there isn't much

to pick from. That's such a good point. I mean, it is a good point because every family knows every family. I'm from a small country town and I get what you're saying. Ruby's here. Hi, Ruby. Hi, how are you guys going? Good. Thank you, Rubes. Has this happened to you? Yeah, so my first kiss was actually my sister's first boyfriend. Oh. Whoa. So hang on, who kissed first?

Did you kiss first or was he the boyfriend first? He was the boyfriend first and then she moved on to his cousin, so then I got him. Whoa, hang on. Ruby, where do you live? Central Otago. Right, okay.. Ruby, where do you live? Central Otago. Right, okay. Interesting.

Small town, small community? Very small town, slim pickings. Slim pickings. Okay, right. Jeez. So he comes in there, dates your sister, then takes your past genity, and then he's off to, what did you say, the cousin? Yeah.

Did he know that was your cousin? We don't really mind, you know. You can't really be picky about these sort of things. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. Is he still dating any of your family at the moment? Oh, no. I have no idea what he's doing now. Right, he's moved on.

He's moved on to a new family. He went to a new reunion and then met a few people. Yeah, I wish him the best. Yeah, okay. All right. Ruby, I love you. It's good attitude okay. All right. Ruby, I love you. It's good attitude. Yeah, good.

Okay. I love it. Let's talk to Belinda finally. Hi, Belinda. Good afternoon. Welcome to the show. Hello, Bel. Hi.

How are we doing? Good, thanks. Have you dated a sibling's friend? No, my sibling's boyfriend's brother. Wait. Your sibling's... So your sister? Yep. Your sister's boyfriend's brother. Wait, your siblings? So your sister? Yep.

Your sister's boyfriend's brother. Oh, right. Interesting. So you kept it in the same family. Yeah. And the kids all look the same, but 37 years later, married with five children. Yeah.

And my sister and her boyfriend, they got married but didn't work. They're in divorce. But did they have kids? They had two kids, yeah. And you said the kids all look the same. Your kids and their kids look the same. Yeah.

Can you imagine? Because they're both, obviously you and your sister are from the same family. Like they look so similar. So two brothers and two sisters get together and have a bunch of kids. Oh, there's a TV show in that. Totally, yeah. Wow. I love it, Bill. Good work.

Where are you from, out of interest? What part of New Zealand? Christchurch. Well, I'm actually from Auckland, but Christchurch since 1987 and this is my home. There you go. How good's Christchurch? Thanks, Belinda. We appreciate that. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. let's do a birthday banger for a Tuesday.

Who have we got first? Let's start with Vijay. Kia ora, Vijay. Hi, Vijay. Hey, guys. How are you going? Good, good, good. How are you guys?

Very good. Thanks, Vijay. What's your birthday? It's 12th of August, 1985 good. Thanks, Vijay. What's your birthday? It's 12th of August, 1985. All right, Vijay. You were 16 in 2001 on the 12th of August. In the early 2000s, this had a number one hit. Oh, soft rock classic.

We love a bit of soft rock here at the Brian Clint Show. No one rocks softer than us at the Brian Clint Show. Do you like this, BJ? Do you remember Lifehouse? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. It's a song. It's an iconic song.

Yeah. I love it. I love the way it starts with the boom. Wow. Okay, let's see what else we can get. Fiona is here. Kia ora, Fiona. Hi, Fi.

Hey, how you going? Good, mate. How are you? I'm fabulous, thank you. That, Fee. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. How are you? I'm fabulous, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, mate? 30th of June, 1970. All right.

You were 16 in 1986 on the 30th of June. And Fiona, here's your birthday banger. What are the chances? Oh, come on. What are the chances? Come on, that's pretty appropriate. What are the chances, right? We are one win away from winning the America's Cup and you come through with the original America's Cup anthem sailing away. Crazy.

So don't worry about the third one. I'll just take it. The problem is, Faye, I don't think that song has endured. Like, no one's really playing it anymore. I reckon there's a whole generation out there

that don't know that song. So we need to bring it back then. Good point, Faye. Yeah. Got a really good point. Okay, wait there, Faye. We've got to do Matt.

Hey, Matt. G'day, Matt. G'day, guys. I heard it's your birthday today, Matty. It is indeed. It is indeed. Oh, happy birthday for today.

Have you had a good one? I'm not too bad for a Tuesday. Yeah, fair enough. Let's see if we can make it better. What's your, what year? 1987. All right, Matty, you were 16 in 2003 on the 16th of March. And on this day in 2003, this was number one.

I am beautiful. and on this day in 2003, this was number one. How does it start? Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Christina Aguilera with an emotional banger in Beautiful. How do you feel about that, birthday boy? I don't know how to feel about that one. It's my cup of tea. It's a weird birthday banger.

It picks up. It picks up. It does pick up. When the drums kick in, it gets more exciting. Like that. You know? It's not a bad song.

Don't know about a banger. Yeah. Yeah. So we have Hanging by a Moment from Lifehouse, Fiona's iconic America's Cup anthem

Sailing Away, and Matt's Christina Aguilera, Beautiful. It's really tough for me because I don't believe, I don't know, I'm going to be really honest. Yeah. I've never heard Sailing Away in full. I've never heard the whole song. So I can't guarantee that it's a banger and it's four minutes long. I'm going to be honest,

I'd never heard it until yesterday. No. I'm picking Lifehouse. So I'm picking Lifehouse. Based on that I haven't heard it, so I don't know. Yeah, but also saying I love New Zealand, sorry. Because is it

a bad omen to play the song before we win? We'll play it if we win Deal Deal VJ, you've won birthday banger VJ It's one for you

Yeah, well done, man And our conscience is clear Desperate for changing Starving for truth I'm closer, starving for truth. I'm closer to where I started. I'm chasing after you. I'm falling even more in love with you.

Letting go of all I've held on to. I'm standing here until you make me move. I'm bringing back a moment here with you. I'll take your invitation You take your love I'm with you Letting go of all I've been wanting I'll stand here until you make me move I'm here for you, I'm over here with you I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running in my crash, where to go?

And I don't know what I'm diving into. Staying by my own feet with you. There's nothing else to lose. There's nothing else to find. There's nothing in the world that can change my mind There's nothing else There's nothing else

There's nothing else That was my house Desperate for changing Starving for truth. I'm closer to where I started, chasing after you. I'm falling even more in love with you. Letting go of all I've held on to. I'm standing here. And I don't know what I'm to be in town Just staying by a moment here with you Just staying by a moment Waiting by a moment

Waiting by a moment Waiting by a moment here with you Bree and Clint's Soft Rock FM There it is. What could be? We're still aiming to get Soft Rock Thursdays off the ground this year. I mean, inbox our boss, Ross, boss. It's Ross Flahive. At Ross Flahive.

At Ross Flahive saying, we want Soft Rock Thursdays. Bree and Clint's Soft Rock FM. We're ready. We are ready and raring. We did not play Sailing Away, which bizarrely, and it's weird how the world works. Songs never come up and then it comes up today of all days. We did not play this because we did not want to jinx

our America's Cup campaign. Nobody do anything to jinx the campaign. Nobody stream this. What jinx it? What could jinx it? They thought Dave Dobbins loyal was

a curse for a little bit. Did they? Yeah. Just nobody, nobody, make sure you're wearing.

Don't even look at it. Don't even look at it. Don't even, don't even. Don't touch it. Don't even think about it. Don't touch it. And if you've got anything read on right now, don't you dare take it off. Don't even look at it. Don't even look at it. Don't even... Don't touch it. Don't even think about it. Don't touch it. And if you've got anything read on right now,

don't you dare take it off. Don't you dare wash it. You wear that forever. In fact, this is too much. We're playing too much of it right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn it down. Turn it down.

We need to go to a break. Bree and Clint. What if I told you that you could experience a euphoric feeling by just using your thumbs and your pointer fingers? I would say... Tell me more. No, no. It has nothing to do

with an outside substance. Really? Or anything like that. It's literally just your fingers. Because I'm thinking if I was experiencing this feeling, I probably would use my thumb and forefinger, you know.

It would be. You know, just... If I did that kind of thing. If you... I've seen it on TV. Yeah, yeah. No, there's a guy online who has shared a bizarre trick

that he says, and I quote, gets you high just by pressing a few points on your thumb. Okay. Should we give it a go? Keen. Right, so we're going to play a bit of the clip of him talking about how to do it, so we can then do it.

Wait, how euphoric, by the way? I don't know. I haven't done it. Right. I'm not going to make noises, am I? I hope not. Can you imagine if we both just... Wig it out?

We both go into melt. No, I'm thinking like... Oh! I'm thinking like... We should have tested this out there. How euphoric, yeah. Damn, what if you hear a whole new side of us? Is it the level of when you put a cotton bud in your hair?

Or when you use one of those head massagers? Okay, this is how you do it. You can play along if you're safe enough to do it right now if you're not driving. Maybe not if you're driving a car. All right. Okay, here's how it works. Take the thumb of the right hand,

sit it right on top of the third digit facing forward. The thumbnail of the other hand is going to sit across of the right hand like this. I want you to stimulate these nails together like this. You rub it back and forth. Keep stimulating it for 10 seconds. Take this finger, put it on top of the other finger, and squeeze the nail beds together. Within 20 seconds, you'll start to feel pressure.

You're going to feel the brain starting to wind down. You're going to feel like that euphoric high feeling. Do you feel anything? No, and also I had no idea what he was talking about. Did you do it? I did do it. Oh, hang on, do I feel do it. Oh, maybe I... Hang on, do I feel something?

Not the first situation I've had with a man where I don't feel anything. One love, one love. Let's get together and feel alright. Hit the button. I'm just glad I didn't feel it first. I felt nothing. Look, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. It's not what I enjoy doing.

I just like bringing the good stuff. As if you love being the bearer of bad news. No, bull crap. No, bull crap. When it's something you know someone else loves, like if it's something I love, you love telling me something bad about it. I resent that statement. I resent that.

But this is important information that we all need to know, okay? Okay. We're all friends here, and I would not like you guys to go another day without knowing what I now know. Don't bring us down to your level just because you've found this out. No. Trust me, you're going to want to know this, okay? A major lawsuit going down in the States at the moment that is against Google, as in Google.

The Google. The Google has revealed something quite traumatic. What? Incognito mode is not incognito. Just going to give you a second to process that. I can see the look on Anastasia's face. I can see the look on Bree's face. Ben is trying not to have a look on his face, but I know beneath the surface.

What are you talking about? He's freaking out. I don't even know what that is. Don't you? Don't you? You don't know what the little browser tab is that's got the glasses and the little hat and it's meant to mean that anything that you look at on the internet under that tab can't be tracked.

Never heard of it. You never heard of it? Never heard of it. Right, okay, well, this is for everybody else then. Google's being sued for $5 billion because three people say they've found out that your browsing is being recorded even when you're in incognito mode. And my question is where?

Where is it being recorded? How do we find it? Hold on. How do we find what is on there? Just out of curiosity. How do we find? Control, alt, delete all. Google tracks and collects consumer browsing history

on web activity, no matter what safeguards consumers undertake to protect their data privacy and Google's lawyer has not helped. He said, Google makes it clear that incognito mode does not mean that you're invisible. Well, what does it mean then? It's bullshit, it does. What does incognito mean? It's got a little man. What does it mean?

The screen goes black. The screen's black. You're not meant to be able to see anything. I'm pissed off. I'm going to Google what does incognito mean on Google? What is the definition? Cognito. I'm going to Google, can I still download Internet Explorer? Hold on.

Incognito. When one's true identity is concealed. I'm just saying I don't want to assume how this information relates to you. I mean, I'm not worried about it. And I'm not worried. It's fine. I just feel like you should have the facts. I'm not concerned one bit.

I'm about to throw my laptop out the window. It is vomited, I think. Brian Clint. Big day. Big, big day of America's Cup racing on at the moment um and i've got a question for you has the america's cup got too sexual has i think so there's all this talk about knots and jibes and jibes i'm like what what is a jibe um it's meant to be a family sport that everybody can get around and yet yesterday onNZ, the national broadcaster,

not on the ACC or something where you would expect this kind of thing, there was something broadcast. And look, what I'm about to play for you, I'm going to issue a parental guidance warning first. Is it that bad? Well, you know, it will require some explaining. Okay. So you've been warned.

Here it is. This went to air yesterday during one of the races. Team New Zealand grabbing this race by the horns. They came from behind and now they are sitting on his face like no one has had on a face before. Well, and... No, sorry, no, no, no. Now, I will be the first to admit that I don't know

All the sailing terminology But I'm pretty sure none of those were yachting phrases Is it not? How do you know? I don't I don't But listen to it again Oh the Italian's really sitting on his face now.

New Zealand grabbing this race by the horns. They came from behind and now they are sitting on his face like no one has had on a face before. Well, and... I think it's sailing terms. Do you? Yep. Do you?

Is it? Was the come from behind bit necessary? Oh, he's got wind in his sails, they're erect! Also, if you've got wind, don't sit on the face. Good idea! Seriously. Not great. Just, no, that's just good advice,

okay? Hey, he said it, producer. Yeah, he said it. Why are you looking at us like that? He said it. It's not us. We're just commenting on what he said. It's them. Plus I said parental guidance.