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Episode Date: March 16, 2023Mama Di cancels one of us Nathan from Hi-5! 12 minutes of something just as important as your 5+ a day Tips from an etiquette expert See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast.
Have you noticed that all the things you love are getting smaller?
Like what?
Like food.
Yeah, Pringles.
Yeah, it's all getting smaller.
Like what? What are you referring to? You've obviously got something in mind.
JC's Quality Outback Nut Mix.
Is it on the list of things you love?
Well, I do love these, actually.
Yeah, they're delicious.
They're salty and they come from the vending machine.
They're like deep-fried nuts.
And I swear there's like a third less nuts in this nut sack. That's so disappointing.
Yeah.
Everything is getting so salty.
It's the cost of living crisis right would you rather
your favourite food
went up in price
or down in size
down in size
down in size
really
oh no
fuck no
I'd be so angry
I think down in size
because if it goes up
in price
then I may not buy it
because it's too expensive
well this is what
Whittaker's did
didn't they
yeah
they put out a statement
and they said
we're unwilling to compromise on quality or size,
so we're putting our prices up.
Yeah, right.
That's fair.
And people were like, all right, well, thanks for the honesty.
It is what it is.
Ah.
My neck, sorry.
I'm good.
Your neck.
My neck.
How is your neck going?
Yeah.
I had a bad nap and hurt my neck.
That's because you're getting older.
Welcome to adulting.
I'm only 22.
This isn't going to happen.
Downhill from here, mate.
You need a bit of pillow.
I don't sleep with a pillow.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, we figured it out.
That might be it.
And do you sleep on your...
Wait, if she sleeps on her stomach,
it's actually probably not that bad then.
Sometimes.
I go right, left, back.
You sleep on your side without a pillow.
On your side without a pillow?
I used to do that.
All of it.
Are you all right?
Why are you not sleeping with a pillow?
I just hate it.
Oh, my God.
Try it.
Your neck obviously hates it too.
No, it was because I had a bad nap at Ryan's, my boyfriend's parents' house.
And I don't know.
Ever since then, munted.
I'm gone.
Yeah.
Get a pillow. Yeah, I don't care about that'm gone. Yeah. Get a pillow.
Yeah, I don't care about that, but you don't sleep with a pillow.
Yeah, that is the...
Do you think that's normal?
My one-year-old doesn't sleep with a pillow.
Because she could suffocate, that's why.
Yeah, but then as soon as they turn two, time for a pillow.
Yeah.
That just blows my mind.
Treat yourself to a nice pillow.
I don't like them.
What about like a memory foam pillow that holds your neck in place?
Oh, my God.
I hate those.
My mum's calling back.
Oh, we've got to go and do this prank on Bree's mum that you're going to hear on tomorrow's show.
Yeah.
That was a good intro.
That was a good intro.
Yeah, but I mean, exciting.
Small nuts and Ella's crook neck.
This is the podcast for you.
See you guys soon.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrim.
Afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
It's Brie and Clint.
Happy Thursday, everybody.
Happy Thursday.
Look, just because we like to be transparent on this show, I've got a rash.
And I don't have any underpants on.
So.
Yep.
How'd you get the rash?
I don't know, but it's definitely, you want to see?
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah.
You probably can't see it.
Oh, an upper arm rash.
Oh, both arms.
Yeah.
It's three dimensional.
It's very bumpy.
It's very bumpy.
It looks like, you know, when you see sonar of the sea floor?
You know, I'm watching that MH370 doco at the moment.
It looks like the mapping that they've done of the South Indian Ocean.
Not ideal.
Yeah.
I think it's a heat rash.
Yeah.
You taking an antihistamine?
Yeah, I took one.
Yeah.
Not doing much.
Just rashy.
No, I'm just rashy.
All right, no off the shoulder number for you this weekend then.
How horrible is it having a rash?
Yeah.
You got that rash last week too when you drank that beer.
Oh, but that wasn't a raised rash.
No.
That was just a...
You look very irritated though.
It was a red rash.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a rashy person.
You're rashy, yeah.
And I also wear a rashy when I'm swimming.
So I'm all about the rash.
I do have underpants on, by the way.
I just wanted to join the conversation.
Because you know what?
If you didn't, that would give you a rash.
It would, and it wouldn't go well in linen shorts either.
Today on the show, believe it or not,
star of High Five, Nathan Foley, joins us in studio.
High, high, high five.
Five in the air, let's do it together.
Five in the sky, who cares about the weather?
He's coming in, he's touring New Zealand,
so we're going to talk to Nathan Foley very shortly.
But let's kick things off with Tradie vs Lady this afternoon.
Yeah, if you want to play, you've got to call now.
0800 dial ZM, you could win $50 cash
thanks to our lovely friends at KFC.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of Tradie vs Lady.
Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady.
The Tradies vs. the Ladies.
We're all tied up again for the year.
It's 21 wins apiece.
Huge comeback win for the Ladies yesterday to put them back on level pegging.
Let's meet our teams for today.
Our Lady is calling from Dunedin.
She's 25 and she named her dog Bruce after Batman.
Welcome to the show, Cara.
G'day, Cara.
What type of dog is Bruce?
Rottweiler.
Rottweiler.
Rottweiler.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Tough dog.
You're taking on our tradie today.
They're from Parmy.
They're 19.
And they are five subways tall.
Welcome to the show, Flynn.
G'day, Flynn.
How's it going? Good, thank you, my friend.
That's an interesting way to measure
yourself.
For sponsorship reasons
though, do you mind saying that you're five
KFC quarter packs stacked end
to end tall? Is that okay?
Yeah, yeah, that works too. Yeah, great. Nice, we love it. You are playing for $50 cash from KFC quarterbacks stacked end-to-end tall. Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, that works too.
Yeah, great.
Nice, we love it.
You are playing for $50 cash from KFC this afternoon.
Cara, your buzzer is lady.
Flynn, yours is tradie.
Whoever gets three answers correct first is going home with $50 cash.
Good luck.
Here we go.
All right, guys.
Question number one.
The New Zealand Breakers play the Sydney Kings tonight
for the NBL Championship title.
What sport are they playing?
Ladies.
Yes, I'm going to say that was Cara.
Basketball.
Oh, yeah.
You said that was a question, but we will take it, Cara.
Well done.
Nice work.
That's one to the ladies.
Question number two.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Ladies.
Yes, Cara.
I know Sia.
Yes.
It is Sia.
Nice work.
She pulled that one from the depths of her memory.
She's not been confident in any of these answers,
but she is up 2-0. She's absolutely crushing it. Alright, it's 2 to the ladies.
You need this one here, Flynn. Question number 3. Which actor played the iconic character Bridget Jones in the Bridget Jones' Diary
franchise? Flynn.
Hugh Grant.
I want to give him the point because that was so funny.
That's such a good guess.
I'll give you a hint.
It's a female.
Bridget Jones.
Lady.
Yes, Cara.
You go in for a guess.
Is it Sharon?
Sharon?
No.
Yes, Flynn. Is it Renee? Yeah, but what's her last name? Sharon? Sharon? No. Shady.
Yes, Flynn?
Is it Renee?
Yeah, but what's her last name?
Selwyn?
Yeah, okay.
You're definitely reading that off Google, but we will take it.
All right, that's two to the ladies, one to the traders. I want to know who Sharon is.
Yes, Shady.
Sharon?
Shazza?
Question number four.
If I was growing maize, what type of food would I be producing?
Yeah, flan.
Corn.
Yeah, well done.
It is corn.
We're all tied up.
This is for the win, guys.
Buzz in as soon as you know the answer.
Question number five.
What is the medical term for bad breath?
Is it gingivitis, halitosis?
Blading.
Yes, Cara.
Is it gingivitis?
Oh, no.
No.
The other options were dendritis.
Flynn, what do you reckon?
Free guess.
You can win the game with this.
That one, dendritis, whatever.
No.
We were looking for halitosis.
No points there.
We'll play on.
Question number six.
Which is heavier, a basketball or a softball?
Lady.
Cara for the win.
A basketball?
No.
It's full of air.
Softball's heavier.
Lady.
No, you can't have that, Flynn.
No.
We'll play on.
Question number seven.
Which of these is not a monkey?
A capuchin, gorilla, or a baboon?
Lady.
Cara again.
I'm assuming the first one.
I can't see the answer.
Capuchin.
No, a capuchin is a monkey.
Yes, Flynn?
A gorilla.
Yeah, well done.
It is a gorilla.
I got there in the end Oh god
You guys were fun
Very fun
You take the win
50 bucks from KFC
Congratulations
Nice work
Thank you very much
Oh no
I'm real nervous
I just got real nervous
For this next part
It's been a while
Since we've done a good prank On your mum It's been a while since we've done a good prank on your mum.
It has been a while and I've cooked something up for today, Clint.
And I don't know how this is going to go, but here's the situation, right?
So my mum and my dad are currently watching Survivor Australia,
the latest season, Heroes vs Villains.
And my partner and I, we're watching it as well and it's like a nice
thing because we get to talk about it
and it's cool. It's such
an amazing show and you get so
invested and if you are watching
this and you're not
up to date, probably don't
listen to this because it
might spoil a few things for you and I don't
want to do that. Is this a real spoiler
that we're going to do? No, but what we're talking about could spoil it
if someone hasn't watched up to where we have.
Okay, all right, okay.
So here's the idea.
My mum is so invested in Survivor Australia right now.
We've done it to her in the past
where we did a fake spoiler of Game of Thrones,
and she wasn't happy.
No.
And we thought, let's bring it back.
Let's do a fake
spoiler for Survivor
Australia. Let's pretend to ruin
something else she loves. Exactly.
But it's getting harder to prank her.
So this is the idea. So she's
currently sitting on hold
and producer Claude, so she can't hear us right
now. No. And producer Claude has told
her, what have you told her, Claude?
I told her that you're talking about the Oscars
and you want her opinion on how the Elvis movie didn't win.
Okay, great.
Perfect.
Great.
So she thinks we're getting her opinion on that.
Yeah.
What we're going to do is you're going to take her off hold
and you and I are going to pretend like we're just having
a casual off-air chat with each other.
Yeah, like the break hasn't started yet.
Exactly, like we're not on air and I'm
going to drop a big fake
spoiler for Survivor Australia.
Okay, alright, yeah, yeah.
So once I bring her on, she's going to be able to hear us.
So we should start talking first like we're having
a conversation so it sounds more natural.
Yeah, okay.
So, I mean, it's been a
great series so far. Yeah, I, to be honest, I mean, it's been a great series so far.
Yeah, I, to be honest, I'm not going to watch it anymore
because my favourite, George, got eliminated last night,
so I'm not even going to watch it.
Did he go?
Yeah.
Brianna.
Mum?
Brianna, I haven't seen it yet.
I'm so sorry.
We thought you were on hold.
We were having a conversation off air.
Oh, Brianna. I thought you were on hold. We were having a conversation off air. Oh, Brianna.
I haven't seen it yet.
You didn't hear.
No, you were on hold.
She was on hold.
Claude, did you take her off, Claude?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't even know what we were talking about.
We weren't even talking about.
I do know.
Australian survivor.
It's absolutely brilliant.
She did hear it.
It wasn't George of the Jungle.
Jesus.
Did you take her off hold or did Claude take her off hold?
I'm not taking responsibility for this.
This has nothing to do with me.
No, whoever took me off hold, when I come at Easter,
I'm gunning for them.
I tell you.
It was definitely Claudia then.
It was definitely Claudia.
Dad's going to be devastated because I'm going to tell him, so stop it.
You know the truth.
Don't ruin it for Dad.
It sounds like she's done with you.
Yeah.
I think this might be the final straw.
I think this might be the straw that broke the camel's back and you're out of the world.
I just love the scoffs.
Put your poor mother out of her misery.
Mum, it's a prank.
Oh, Brianna, that's...
Oh, jeez, Brianna.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That was Clint's idea.
It wasn't...
Hey, you...
No, I was going to ring Clint when I was watching it ahead of you
and I was going to have a go at you about it
and I felt too mean about it.
See?
You!
That's bad karma.
You had the thought and you've tried to do it to me before
and I got you first.
You are just as bad as each other.
No.
Maybe you are related.
No, it's not.
No, you listen to me.
No, it's not because I didn't actually do it.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
And I'll see you soon and no egg for Claudia.
I love that she still thinks it's Claudia's fault.
Claudia's in the bad books.
Bree and Clint.
Oh.
Oh.
You good?
Got a nut in your throat? I got Outback Nut Mix
stuck in my throat.
I thought you were used to that.
Okay, no, we're good.
That was Sons of Zion
and Love on the Run.
You're on the mend.
Hey, would you say
your etiquette is pretty good
in this day and age?
I would have up until
five seconds ago, yeah.
Yeah, but I mean,
that's kind of like a... I would have until I got nuts
stuck in my throat live on the radio. Yeah,
it's kind of a good display of where
your etiquette is at. This
might be good for you then because I found this article
which
an etiquette consultant
by the name of Jackie Veron Thompson
Is that a real job?
I believe so. An etiquette consultant?
So she's an author and she's the founder of the Florida-based Inside Out School of Etiquette.
Okay.
So these still exist where people go to these places and learn etiquette.
I guess it's quite useful if you are from a foreign culture and you've moved to a Western country
and you're like, how does things like birthdays and dinners and that sort of stuff work?
I guess it would be quite useful.
Also really good if you want to learn how to balance a book on your head.
Yeah.
Or which hand to hold your knife and fork in.
Yeah, I mean, these are all life lessons that, you know,
you really can't get by without.
I get it.
Okay, cool.
Anyway, she's weighed in on the most common mistakes you could be making
when staying at a home away from home.
So I think she's talking about like if you go and stay with friends for like a weekend or that type of thing.
Yeah.
So let's go through some of these.
Number one, she says, always ask your host whether their home is a shoes on or shoes off household.
We covered this yesterday.
It is important to know if you're in a shoes on or shoes off household. We covered this yesterday. It is important to know if you're in a shoes on or shoes off.
It is.
She said it can be very rude if, you know, you don't follow the rules of the house.
Pretty easy to figure it out, though.
Shoes at the front door.
Look at their feet.
Look at their feet.
Yeah, that too.
That too.
Number two, she says anyone who uses the last bit of bog roll,
you need to replace it.
There's usually one around, isn't there?
Hopefully.
Embarrassing if you're at someone else's house and you go and use the toilet and then you come back and you're like,
hey, you're going to need a top up in there.
She says that's good etiquette.
She says if you can't find one in the bathroom.
Embarrassing.
You should go ask the host that you need one to replenish.
I'm embarrassed enough to use the toilet in their house in the first place.
Will you drop a deuce at a friend's house?
No.
No, never.
So what happens if you really have to go?
I am an adult.
I take care of my business before I leave the house.
No, but what if that's not, you know, that's not the case?
No, no. So if you're at a, that's not the case. No, no.
So if you're at a party, you're having a great time, nature calls
it's number twos. Yeah.
Time to go home.
What if it's 10.30 and the party's
just started? Why am I going at 10.30?
That's not my cycle. This is not an issue
I'm going to have. No, but this is the thing.
Sometimes nature calls. What if you do that
at a party and then there's like a queue of hot girls
standing outside the toilet waiting to come in?
You're married.
Why are you worried about hot girls queuing?
Because I still don't want them to know that.
Okay?
Can we move on?
I feel uncomfortable.
I always ask them if there's a second toilet because this is how I'll do it.
I'll go up to the host and I'll say, hey, is there a second toilet?
There's the big line for the toilet.
They'll go, you're the only person here.
And then they'll go, yeah, there's an en suite in our main bedroom.
And I'll be like, oh, I'm going to go destroy that en suite.
I would rather dig a hole in the backyard.
Anyway, can we move on?
All right, move on.
I'm shocked by that.
Leave the party.
Just move on.
All right, number three, never put your feet on the furniture.
Yeah, obviously.
It's a big no-go.
Don't do that at anybody's house.
But they said even if the host has their feet on the couch or coffee table,
don't take it as an invitation to do the same.
Yeah, it's their coffee table, their feet.
Yeah.
I wonder if you can ask.
Is it all right if I put my feet on the coffee table?
Socks on the coffee table?
Socks on or socks off?
Number four, she says the epitome of improper etiquette is using the host's shower gel and other toiletries.
Oh, okay.
That's a no-no.
I wouldn't use their shampoo, but I'd definitely use their shower gel.
She says no-no.
They're not going to know.
You must travel with
your own personal hygiene products whenever you plan an overnight trip using their products is
unacceptable yeah okay that's good to know i did not realize that i would definitely use yeah i
mean i think i've used a friend's razor before oh when hey when you know you're in that situation
you gotta do what you've got to do.
It wasn't a friend's razor.
It was a rando's razor.
Probably.
Number five, this is the last one from an etiquette expert.
Things you should do when you're staying at someone else's house.
They said removing the bed linen before taking off.
Oh, yeah.
So removing all the bed linen.
Yeah.
And putting on fresh sheets always is a nice gesture.
Oh, putting on the fresh sheets.
That's what she says.
Oh, no.
Then you have to go.
No.
It's too much admin.
I'll take it off.
But I'm not putting it on.
I soiled it.
I'll take it off.
Yeah.
But I'm not re-dressing it.
When do you want me to put these soiled sheets?
Bree and Clint.
Big guest in the studio.
Huge.
Georgia, absolutely fizzing when she heard who was coming in the studio today.
Yeah, we had to lock her in her studio so she couldn't get in.
We had to smuggle him in under a cloak so the girls in the office didn't go too crazy.
You may know him and remember him from this band.
And now, please welcome to the studio, full bonafide rock star, Nathan Foley.
Yeah, in person.
Hey, Nathan.
We've had you on the show a couple of times now.
I know.
This is the first time we've had you in the studio.
Across the pond, though, on the phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good to see you guys in person.
It's good to see you too, man.
You're here to tour the whole country.
You're going to play in April, Wellington, Auckland, Mount Maunganui, Christchurch and Hamilton.
Not necessarily in that order, but all of those places.
You're going to see a lot of the country.
You're going to take your show right around the place.
Yeah, you know, it's been a long time um obviously the last time
i actually toured new zealand was with high five took we took a car i was i was a designated driver
yeah um we just wasn't allowed to be big or read that car no no look it was it was a great tour
and obviously there's been a lot of fans writing on my socials and saying hey we haven't seen you
in years we're looking forward to catching you with your band and stuff like that.
So different music this time.
Totally.
Older demographic.
Can I ask, what does a high five tour go like?
Like, is it loosey-goosey?
It would be mania, I reckon.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously, with the high five stuff,
the gigs were in the daytime, so you had your night times free.
Right.
Okay.
So no more.
Very different vibe. We have had you on the show a couple of Right. Okay. So no more. Very different vibe.
We have had you on the show a couple of times.
We've talked about that.
One of the more memorable times was when we had you secretly waiting in the wings
while Matty McLean.
Biggest Nathan Foley fan in New Zealand.
Revealed his sexual awakening to a young Nathan Foley.
Do you remember this?
I remember, yes.
And he didn't know you were on the phone.
No.
He opened up.
Oh, my God, did he open up.
Yeah.
Which is so weird because I wasn't here for that,
but I also had my sexual awakening watching you on High Five as well.
I mean, it's something about your hips.
Your hips just do things to people.
I appreciate that.
That was the pants, I think.
I thought, seeing as it was such a seminal moment for Mehdi,
would you be open to calling him out of the blue
and maybe inviting him to your Auckland show?
He could come down to the Tuning Fork on the 21st of April.
Maybe he could be a Nathan Foley VIP at the concert.
Absolutely.
You know, red carpet treatment.
Yeah.
He's not expecting this call.
God, we're going to get some brownie points for this with him.
Like, he's going to owe us big time.
I'm going to ask for his firstborn child in return.
I think that's pretty fair.
So what we're going to do is we're just going to hand this over to you
and it's a blocked number.
I'll leave it to you and Maddie.
Will he answer?
Come on, Maddie McLean.
How I meant speaking.
Hello, Maddie.
It's Nathan Foley.
Oh, hey, mate.
How are you?
Good, buddy.
How you been, mate?
I haven't spoken to you in ages.
I know.
What are you doing?
Look, I just thought I'd give you a call
and let you know I'll be in New Zealand next month
and I've got a show at the Tuning Fork.
And I wanted to see if you'd like to come along, you know, special treatment, red carpet,
you know, everything.
Get you out there and make you feel nice and comfortable before the show.
I'd love to.
When is that?
It is the 21st of April.
Okay.
That should work.
I just need to double check my diary.
Check your diary.
You've got to be there, buddy. I really work. I just have to double check my diary. Check your diary?
You've got to be there, buddy.
I really do.
I know.
Matt, there's no checking the diary.
It's a yes.
It's VIP treatment to Nathan Foley's show. How do you do this to me?
Listen to Matty.
I loved Matty playing it cool at the start too.
Like, oh, hey, man.
How's it going?
This is totally normal that you're calling me out of the blue.
I was freaking the hell out.
How does he even know my number?
Exactly.
I was freaking out.
My heart was actually starting to beat a little fast.
I could have been a scammer.
I could have been a scammer.
I could have been anybody.
All he needs is your credit card details right now over the phone.
Email address.
And we can lock it in.
Stop doing this to me.
I'm mortified.
But seriously, do you want to come to Nathan Foley's show?
We're all going the 21st of April at the Tuning Fork in Auckland.
I would love to be there.
Yes.
Now this is just pressure.
Pressure now.
Yeah, you can't say no.
Nathan, I'm so sorry.
That's okay.
Look, it'd be great to see you anyway, buddy.
So come along.
Oh, God.
Okay, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Maddy McLean, I need to check my diary.
No, it's good. I'm trying to play a cool guy. Yeah, treat him mean, keen, keen check my diary. Nah, it's good.
I'm trying to play cool guy. Yeah, treat him mean, keen, keen, Maddie.
I really like that approach.
You nailed it, Maddie.
Hey, we'll leave you to your business.
Good to talk to you, Maddie.
Thank you.
See you, Maddie.
Bye.
Well, there you go.
You've got one very excited Nathan Foley fan rearing to go.
I was just like, yeah, Maddie just doesn't want to go.
If you want to see Nathan Foley live in New Zealand this April,
you can find all the details at Event Finder,
supported by Reece Milton.
Nathan Foley, thank you for coming in.
We're excited for this tour, man.
Yeah, me too, you know.
So, hey, check out the album called Hurricane.
Yes.
I'll be performing all those songs and maybe even a few high-five extras,
so you don't want to miss that.
No way!
Oh, my God.
We will see you there i can't wait i came across this headline today clint which uh caught my attention and it said 12 minutes a day
just as important as five a day of veggies and fruits oh yeah, yeah. It's not crunches, is it?
12 minutes of crunches.
Remember those ads from the 2000s,
the infomercials for the... Do you remember the Ab King Pro?
Ab King Pro.
Man, I wanted an Ab King Pro.
How could I forget?
See, I was more the lazy person.
I wanted that machine that you just strapped to your abs.
Oh, yeah.
The electrode one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was me.
That was more my vibe.
I tried that machine
i put it on my guns i got the stick on bits and i put it on my guns gave me arm cramp made both
my biceps like cramp up unit yeah you're just like electrocuting your muscles okay you think it's um
12 minutes of ads so 12 minutes of something a day yes just as important for you as five bits of fresh fruit and veg.
Exactly.
Do you reckon the producers will know?
So I'm going to say some kind of exercise.
Some kind of exercise.
But I mean, that's too vast.
No, I'm taking exercise.
Okay.
12 minutes of what, producer Claude, is just as important as five...
Keep your mind out of the gutter as well.
Oh, it's already gone dirty places.
Veggies or fruits. 12 minutes of standing. is just as important as five... Keep your mind out of the gutter as well. It's already gone to any places.
Veggies or fruits.
12 minutes of standing.
Oh!
That's a good one.
Good suggestion.
That's not a lot of standing.
It's not really, is it?
It's more than some people do.
That's true.
More than I do.
More than I do.
And Ella?
Walking?
12 minutes of... Oh, that's good too.
If you're only getting 12 minutes of walking in a day.
Better than zero.
Yeah, well, everything.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Well, what is it?
Okay.
This behavioural psychologist says 12 minutes on the phone,
as in a phone call to your loved ones, family members,
a day, just
as important as your five
fruits or veg.
What we can tell
Claudia doesn't do it.
So
essentially she just means 12 minutes
of human interaction with someone
you care about, right?
Yes and no. Really? So
she said that it's become so like normal
to shoot texts to people.
Text this, text that, text this.
But she says having that connection
where you pick up the phone and you talk to someone,
like have a real conversation is so important.
And if you can do 12 minutes a day with a loved one,
it's really good for your mental health.
Do you know what I reckon
is even better?
12 minutes with a stranger.
Do you know how much
harder it is to talk
to a stranger on the phone?
I'll pass on that.
Yeah, that's not good
for my mental health.
I avoid that
for my mental health.
Actually practice
social skills.
When I have anxiety
I don't want to do that.
That gives me anxiety.
I'll talk to my mum
for 12 minutes
any day over a random stranger. I don't want to do that. That gives me anxiety. I'll talk to my mum for 12 minutes any day over a random stranger.
I just call my bank just to have a conversation with someone.
They're like, what can I help you with today?
I'm like, oh, I just wanted to see how you were.
Look, I have to talk to you.
It's either this or I have to eat five carrots.
How's the kids?
You don't have any kids.
Okay.
This is awkward.
It's time for the later.
From iHeartRadio,
this is the latest
live from LA with
Dean McCarthy. I don't want to upset anybody.
I don't want to ruin anybody's fantasy,
but Harry Styles
may be dating somebody, and they
may even be from this part
of the world, Dean. Guilty.
It's me, guys.
To break everyone's heart, to make everyone
feel a little bit worse, she's so hot.
Yeah. She's so hot.
Yan Yan Chan, she's a 29-year-old stylist
and model in Sydney.
She's absolutely gorgeous. She's so
breathtaking. Look her up. Yan Yan Chan.
Here's the story. Here's the scoop, right?
So the gossip is that he
slid into her DMs
on the Instagram.
Okay?
Okay.
Now, this happened.
I know that sounds ridiculous.
It actually does happen.
This is what these people do.
Anyway, look, hashtag Adam Levine.
But different vibes, different vibes, different vibes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so she's gone.
She's met him.
He apparently invited her back to, like, one of the after parties
after one of his shows.
The other part of the rumor is that they went and had, like,
some secret time together, like a weekend getaway.
But I actually don't believe that because he had a really tight schedule.
In fact, he only had one night off while he was in Australia.
So the weekend getaway romance, don't believe that.
I think that's all made up.
But Yan Yan Chan, I think this could be a thing.
I don't know how long it'll last.
Such a cool name too, Yan Yan Chan.
Cool name.
She's 43.
Is she?
She's 43.
Well, in fairness, Harry just broke up with Olivia Wilde.
No, I know.
I'm not saying that it's bad that she's 43.
I'm saying he clearly, clearly has a type and he likes the older ladies, Dean.
Wait, I thought she was 29.
I thought she's 28.
Yeah.
Who's the Yan Yan Chan that I'm looking at?
No, Yan Yan Chan.
That's what I typed in, Yan Yan Chan.
She's the one that comes up when you Google it.
Yan Yan Chan.
Okay.
Look, we're just, we're all, you know, it says she's.
It says she's 43.
Do you reckon someone's hacked her profile because they're jealous
and they're angry that she's dating her?
Because she does not look 43.
No, she looks 28.
I would say 43.
Yeah.
God, she's going to be ropeable.
Okay, okay, okay.
We can figure this out.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Vianian Chan you've Googled, she is 43.
She's a Burmese pop star.
Yes.
Our Vianian Chan is a Sydney-based model.
Okay.
It's a very specific name, so no one can be faulted for getting it right.
There's a guy named Dean McCarthy that's like an axe murderer in some other country.
Unfortunately for me, I'm not kidding.
All right.
I'm not kidding.
This is breaking news.
Everybody's really upset, but Harry Styles may be dating somebody,
and that's the latest live from Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. This is breaking news. Everybody's really upset, but Harry Styles may be dating somebody.
And that's the latest live from Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
I came across a new product that you might be interested in.
Me personally?
Yeah, maybe you.
Okay. Like, because you lately have been saying you've been struggling with a lot of wax in your ears.
Need to get your hearing checked.
Okay, sure.
I don't remember saying that, but yeah.
Me personally, I'll put my hand up and say,
I am someone who I go and get my ears cleaned out every now and then.
She's a waxy girl.
Maybe.
I'm actually not.
Every time I go, there's not that much that comes out
because I am someone who keeps my ears really clean.
Yeah.
But it just feels nice.
It's actually quite good for you to go get it done.
Suction?
Suction, yeah.
Is it suction?
So they put heaps of water in there and then they suck it all out.
Yeah.
Well, there's a product now on the market where you can do it at home.
What, home sucking?
Home sucking.
Have a home suck.
So apparently there's a pair of headphones.
Yeah.
They look like headphones and they can wash the wax out of your ears in 35 seconds.
Really?
I'm going to get Claudia, producer Claude.
I mean, people listening can't see, but just describe, Clint, what you're seeing.
It's coming up on the screen.
On the screen.
Oh.
So they literally look like...
They look like Bose noise-cancelling headphones.
It's...
Yuck.
They have a big tank of water on the outside of them.
On the top, and then it flushes it into the bottom of the headphones.
Oh, is that clean water on the top and dirty water on the bottom?
Yuck.
That's what's coming out of the ear.
The water on the bottom looks like when you clean your coffee machine.
The water that comes out of the coffee machine.
There's black bits all through it.
To be honest, if that's in my ears,
I'd rather it was in the headphones than in my ears.
You know, I'd rather do it than not.
Yeah.
That's much better than the product I thought it was going to be.
What do you think it was going to be?
I thought, because it's a home ear sucking device, I thought it was going to be. What do you think it was going to be? I thought, because you're like, it's a home ear sucking device. I thought
it was going to be like,
remember I've told you about the thing we use to clean
my daughter's nose out, like
little kids' nose? Yeah, you have to suck it yourself.
It's a little hose and you put it in their nose
and you suck it yourself. I thought it was going to be a
hose that you put in your own ear and then
you suck with your mouth to suck it out of your own ear.
Oh, nah, nah,
not on. Remember you did the nose hose on me.
That's, oh, that was the most disgusting experience of my life.
That was so bad.
Man, we've done some weird shit.
Hey, if you want to buy these headphones.
Yeah, I definitely do.
Yeah, so they're where they can clean the wax out of your ears.
They come at the low, low price of $3,000.
Oh.
I know, producer Claude.
Look, she's in shock.
$3,000.
For those headphones.
For that.
I thought you were going to say $350,
and I was going to be disappointed.
They don't even play any music.
All the music sounds like it's underwater.
It does.
The quality's horrible.
Bree and Clint.
It is Thursday, and that means it's time for What's the Plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's The Plot?
Our movie guessing game where today we're playing for $350 cash.
Last week was a little shaky.
She was such a good competitor.
2-1.
You managed to pull off a win last week.
Just.
She pushed you.
By the skin of my teeth.
Today taking you on is Connor.
G'day, Connor. Hello, Connor.. Oh g'day, how's it going? Are you going to be stiff competition for
Bree this afternoon? Oh, maybe. Who knows? I'm not going to talk her big game because
you know. It's better to be the underdog, isn't it Connor? Oh, definitely. Bree's definitely
the overdog. She is staring down the barrel of seven wins in a row.
I prefer the big dog.
Top dog.
And I eat a lot of meat, Connor.
Bree's on top in this doggy sandwich.
Okay, your buzzers are your names.
I'm going to read out plot lines.
First to buzz in can have a guess at what it is.
Don't wait for me to finish that movie before you give it a go.
And whoever gets two movies right first wins the game.
And if it's you, Connor, all of the cash.
So good luck.
This week, our theme, movies that are considered
some of the biggest Hollywood box office flops of all time.
Oh, okay.
Movie number one.
This movie follows the life and times of Andrew,
a robot purchased...
Brie!
Brie.
Oh, it's Robin Williams.
Bicentennial Man.
Bicentennial Man is correct.
I watched it like a month ago.
Did you?
And I couldn't find it on any streaming platform,
probably because it was a flop.
What was so bad about it?
It was all right.
It wasn't the best movie, like Robin Williams' best movie, but it was a flop. What was so bad about it? It was all right.
Yeah?
It wasn't the best movie, like Robin Williams' best movie, but it was okay.
He is the robot, eh?
He's a robot, and he... He wasn't robot-y enough, and he wasn't human-y enough, eh?
He starts, like, wanting to become a human, and he goes on this journey of becoming a human.
Right.
Got it.
Okay.
It's one to Bree, but you can pull it back here, Connor, okay?
You can pull level.
I've got faith.
Here we go.
Movie number two.
The biggest flops of all time.
An international fleet of warships encounters an alien armada
while on a naval war games exercise.
Bree.
Bree.
Alien versus Predator.
Wrong.
No, would you like a free guess, Connor?
Yeah, go for it.
Is it Monsters versus Aliens?
No, it's not Monsters versus Aliens.
Good guess though, Connor.
I'll keep going.
This international fleet of naval warships
encounters an alien armada
while on a naval war games exercise
and faces the biggest threat mankind has ever faced.
An intense battle
is fought on the sea, Bree.
Independence Day?
Independence Day is wrong.
Connor?
Oh, I think I know it.
It's like Guillermo del Toro one.
What is that?
Jeez.
No, I can't remember the name of it.
Okay.
The rest of it is very generic.
I'm going to give you the biggest clue.
The movie stars Rihanna.
Brie!
Brie.
Oh, Battleship!
Battleship is correct.
Oh, no.
I've been on that ship.
Have you?
Yeah.
I've been to that movie.
The actual ship that they shot the movie on
is stationed in Pearl Harbour in Hawaii.
Wow.
Yeah.
Hey, Connor, a valiant effort.
You don't go away empty-handed.
We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you.
Congratulations.
Nice work, Connor.
Oh, amazing.
Amazing.
Thanks a lot, guys.
That means next week we play for $400 cash
in What's the Plot?
Not bad money.
Not bad money.
If we did flops this week, we'd have to do...
What's the opposite of a flop?
Stiffies.
It's time to do another one of these, Clint,
because I've come across songs that were originally recorded by another artist.
I love these.
These are so fun.
It's like if the song existed in a parallel universe.
Yeah.
I love hearing these because when they've recorded a demo,
it's so interesting to hear what it would have sounded like.
These very rarely get out, these demos too.
Yes, not many of them.
The majority of big songs you've heard would have been shopped around
to whoever the hot pop star is at the time.
Yeah, totally.
But when it gets to the point where they record a demo,
it's obviously they're really considering using it.
So this one was the massive hit from Iggy Azalea, Black Widow.
I'm gonna love you
Until you hate me
This Iggy Azalea song, I thought this was Rita Ora's song.
Well, it was on Iggy Azalea's album.
Ah. But obviously Rita Ora is singing. Well, it was on Iggy Azalea's album. Ah.
But obviously Rita Ora is singing on the song as well.
Yeah.
Just waiting for some Iggy Azalea.
Here it comes.
I thought she was going to start rapping there.
She goes, black, black, black widow, baby.
Honestly, honestly, she's on the song.
We know the song.
She's on the song.
Yeah, honestly.
Black widow, baby.
There she is.
Way to come in super late, Iggy.
Thanks for that.
So did you know that that song, well, you don't,
because that's why we're doing this thing. I don't know anything about this song.
You don't know much?
No.
So apparently, and when i
say it you can really hear it that song was co-written by katie perry was she gonna do the
rita aura bit yes she wasn't gonna do the rap but no no no no so originally she co-wrote the song for her album featuring Iggy. Okay. And when it got down to the nitty gritty,
she didn't want the song anymore.
And Iggy Azalea said, I'll take the song.
Yeah, I'll do it with my mate Rita.
I'll do it with my mate Rita.
And that's what happened.
We have the demo of what Katy Perry would have sounded like
on that song, Black Widow.
So keen to hear this.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is Katy Perry demo, Katy Perry's demo of Black Widow.
I'm gonna love you until you hate me.
I'm gonna show you what's really crazy.
You should have known better.
She sounds exactly like Rita Ora.
I know!
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
Black widow baby
It's only that tiny bit at the end where I can tell the difference.
Isn't it wild?
See, watch this, watch this.
Rita Ora.
I'm gonna love ya
Katie Perry.
I'm gonna love ya Rita Ora. Perry Rita Ora
Katy Perry
I think
have we just uncovered something
I reckon Rita Ora
and Katy Perry
are the same person
they're marketing one in the UK no one tell Taika I reckon Rita Ora and Katy Perry are the same person. Same person.
They're marketing one in the UK.
No one tell Taika.
And one in the US.
Well, he's in on it.
He's in on the whole thing.
Wow, that blows my mind.
Isn't it?
Yeah.
It's so similar.
I've never thought about them being similar artists ever. Ever.
Ever.
But when you hear them together.
Rita Ora's just coming and going,
oh yeah, I'll just do exactly what Katie's doing.
So she's like, okay, what's Katie's key?
Okay, she's done that trill there.
All right, sweet, let's go.
It's time for a birthday banger.
All right, your birthdays.
Number one songs on your 16th
and we'll play our favourite one.
Who's our first person, Clint?
Ryan is first up. G'day,
Ryan. G'day, Ryan.
Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you, Ryan.
We're keen to find out your birthday,
Banger. What's your birthday?
Birthday's 13th
of November, 96.
Alright, lucky 13. That means
you were 16 in 2012.
Let's see how lucky you are. This is your birthday, lucky 13. That means you were 16 in 2012. Let's see how lucky you are.
This is your birthday bag.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You're a directioner, Ryan.
Yeah, I love it.
Did you go to the Harry Styles concert?
I was unable to go.
I was unable to go.
Oh, bugger.
Oh, well, that's your birthday banger anyway.
That's a ripper.
Wait there for us.
We're going to do one for Sam.
G'day, Sam.
Hello, Sam.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, mate.
How's your day been going?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Absolutely, yeah.
Good to hear.
Sam, what's your birthday?
29th of November, 1981.
All right, Sam.
That means you were 16 in 1997.
And let me take you back
to the 90s with this one.
Flexi, let me know
if my flow be sexy.
You get the Rod Stewart remix
of Do You Think I'm Sexy.
What do you think, Sam?
Is that a bit of you?
Yeah, that describes me to a T. It does describe you think, Sam? Is that a bit of you? Love it.
Yeah, that describes me to a T.
It does describe you, does it?
I could tell, actually.
It gives me big Full Monty vibes.
I don't know why.
Remember that movie?
Oh, yeah.
Full Monty.
Aussie male strip.
Nah, English.
English strip crew.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, Sam, wait there.
We're going to do one more birthday banger for Evie.
Kia ora, Evie.
Hi, Evie.
Hello.
What's your birthday, mate?
My birthday is the 22nd of October, 2003.
All right, a millennium baby.
You were 16 in 2019, so not all that long ago.
And this is your birthday banger.
Banger.
Global phenomenon hit
Biggest song on Spotify of 2019
It was massive
Made Tones and I
Over 12 million dollars
On Spotify streams alone
You into it Evie?
Do you like Dance Monkey?
Yeah I haven't listened to that song in so long
Yeah
But yes
Yeah good
Okay good that's the idea
Wait there for us It's very hard for me to go past One Direction this afternoon I haven't listened to that song in so long. Yeah. But yes. Yeah, good. Okay, good. That's the idea.
Wait there for us.
It's very hard for me to go past One Direction this afternoon.
I'm not even the biggest Directioner, but that song to me stands out definitely more than the Rod Stewart remix, put it that way.
See, I like the Do You Think I'm Sexy.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, it's not Dance Monkey for me.
No. I always stick with what I like. It's not Dance Monkey for me No
I always stick with what I like
I know that the producers will go one direction
But I am voting for
Do You Think I'm Sexy
A bit of Entrance and Rod Stewart
Okay
And you know what
I respect that
Thank you
I will not vote for that remix
Of that Rod Stewart song
It's so good
Just listen to it one more time
Just see
It's got the vibe
I'm telling you.
Let me know if my flow be sexy.
Woo-hoo!
Come on!
I think Producer Claude might be into it.
Okay, well, then let's take that risk.
I'm going to vote for One Direction,
and we're going to give the vote to Producer Claude.
Oh, I don't know what's going to happen here.
Claudia, it's all up to you.
What is the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon?
I am dancing to that song.
I do love that song.
But it's One Direction.
But it's One Direction.
Hey, Ryan, you've just won Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
He's pumped.
Brian, you're on ZM Have you seen this story
Where this influencer
Who has got like
Three million followers,
is really upset because people are making fun of her baby's name?
I saw this.
It's doing the rounds,
but I never looked into what the baby's name was.
Yeah.
So her name is Liana Jade.
That's the influencer, not the baby.
And I don't want to bully her more because she's really...
Copping it.
She's having a really rough time. But is it
warranted? No, I'm just kidding.
That is for you to
decide. I want to know the name and then I'll
make my judgements.
She's having a really rough time.
One, because she did what you should never do and
she read the comments. Stay out of the
comments section. Don't read the comments section. There's a
lot of nasty people. Also, she
invented the baby's name.
See, yeah, you're putting your creative
spin on it. There's always a risk,
isn't there? She's not happy
with the reaction to her baby's name.
The name is in here and the
reason the baby has the name is in here as well.
Have a listen. As I was getting so
happily pregnant, people
were saying that he was, oh, he was
cosy in your belly, you know, he was, he was cozy in your belly you know he was
and it kind of like confirmed to us i think that's what we should name him because we already had
that name and people were saying it and it was almost like oh my god it was meant to be kind of
thing wasn't trying to name him anything for a flex Not trying to name him for a flex. What's the name? So the baby's name is Cozy, spelt K-O-A-Z-Y.
K-O-A?
K-O-A-Z-Y.
Wait, let me look at that.
Cozy.
K-O-A-Z-I.
Z-Y.
Z-Y.
Yeah.
Oh, why did you have to spell it like that?
Like the start of koala, but it's cozy.
How would you have spelled it if you're going to name your baby Cozy?
C-O-Z-Y. I'd probably just throw a k in k-o-z-y seems a little bit more namey either way um yeah it it raises an interesting question i've heard worse oh definitely you know heard way
worse and it's your baby you can do what you want so long as you're not naming it something
offensive i think it's probably an overreaction for people. But do you think that you should be allowed to invent a name for a baby?
Like, it's quite a big responsibility naming a person.
Do you think that you should be allowed to just go and vote?
Yeah, why not?
Okay.
Why not?
Creative control.
You bloody created the thing.
I'm going to create a name for it as well.
Right.
Okay.
No, I agree with you.
So this afternoon, we are going to have a competition to see who can invent the best baby name for it as well. Right, okay, no, I agree with you. So this afternoon we are going to have a competition
to see who can invent the best baby name.
Okay.
All right.
I'll go first.
Okay, you kick it off.
I've been working hard on coming up with a new
and interesting name for a baby.
Yep.
Something innovative,
and I've gone with Friendy,
spelt F-R-I-E-N-D-I-E.
Like Freddy, but a friendly version.
Frendy.
Frendy.
Sounds like Fendi.
Does sound a bit like Fendi.
Like the luxury brand, which I mean.
Claudia, you're going to have to decide which is the best of these baby names, by the way.
Okay.
So write that down.
Frendy.
Frendy.
With an I-E.
Okay.
Frendy. Okay. What do you got, Bray? I want to With an I-E. Okay. Okay. Friendy.
Okay.
What do you got, Bray?
I want to kick it off, and this might be a little bit too topical, but I was thinking
spelt, I'll give you the spelling first.
H-O-O-Y-E-H-H-H.
Oh, yeah.
It's fun to say.
And it's cute.
No, no sexual names for babies.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
This one.
Hey, oh, yeah.
Come and clean up your room.
I'm not going to tell you again.
Oh, yeah.
When they grow up and they're doing some indoor gardening and their partner calls out their name.
Oh, yeah.
See, it works.
Okay, I've got another one.
This is off the back of Harry Styles just having been in the country.
Okay.
And it's too simple to call your baby Harry.
So what about Styler?
Styler.
What if you called your baby Styler?
We've heard of Skyler.
Yeah, that exists.
But Styler.
So it's like Styles and also Styly.
Stylin'.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's sweet.
Yeah, what have you got?
What's next?
I think I just went with a real simple name.
Spelled with two Gs.
Bag.
Yeah, bag's a good name.
Just bag.
They're never going to pronounce your name wrong.
I know.
I mean, the saying, you know when people say, bag's not it?
It doesn't really work because then the kid would get confused.
The last one I've got is a variation on an existing name.
I've just tried to jazz up Patrick.
Okay.
And I've added an H.
Okay.
P-A-T-H-R-I-C-K.
Yeah.
Pathric.
I don't mind that.
Pathric.
P-A-T-H-R-I-C-K. Pathric. I don't mind that. Pathric. P-A-T-H-R-I-C-K.
Pathric.
Imagine when Pathric goes to Barcelona.
Oh, Pathric.
Okay, Claudia, you have all the names in front of you.
No, I've got one more.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I've got one more.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I did a similar thing where I've taken two original names, like two basic names, and
I've put them together to make one name.
Okay, got a hybrid.
Yeah. original names, like two basic names, and I've put them together to make one name. Okay, go to hybrid, yeah. So a hybrid of Bob and Jacob.
Take the first two letters of Bob, last two of Jacob, spells boob.
Do you know who spells bobe?
Bobe.
Bobe is good too.
There we go.
That's my last one.
Okay, Claudia, you've been presented with all of the new baby names.
Oh, my gosh.
Bobe.
Okay.
Bobe's the winner.
Whichever one you choose,
the next person on this show to have a baby is going to take that name.
So please reveal to us the baby name
that we've created as a show.
I'm going with Bag.
Yes!
Spell or mention to Petherick.
Petherick, yeah.
Bag, spelled with two Gs.
Two Gs.
Are you still in the market for a house?
Are you still looking?
You don't want to get on that property ladder?
Always in the market.
You were getting on the block at one stage, weren't you?
Never hurts to be in the market, you know?
Would you do the block?
No.
Neither?
I wouldn't do it with my partner, I know that.
No. No, shit no. Just because of the... Not saying that I? I wouldn't do it with my partner, I know that. No.
No, shit, no.
Just because of the, not saying that I don't think we would do an amazing job,
but I just look at how much stress, like it would put on your relationship.
12 weeks of pure hell.
And if you go on the block, New Zealand, you stand to make about $600.
Which I'm like, is it worth it?
I don't know.
Well, here's a house that i've found
um you know that thing that some real estate agents have been doing recently where they say
if you buy this house it comes with a lifetime supply of eggs remember that one from earlier
this year that's right there's an egg crisis we'll throw in all the eggs what a deal well
there's a house for sale in the south island and and this one comes with TVs, artworks, and a Bentley.
Wait, so TVs, artwork, and a Bentley.
And a Bentley.
Do they just can't be bothered moving the rest of that stuff out?
That's what it sounds like to me.
A Bentley, if you don't know, is a very, very expensive car.
But how old is it?
How many Ks are on it?
No, I need to know the TCCs.
How many Bentleys have you got?
How many Bentleys have you got?
Zero.
Exactly.
So you'd be grateful with whatever free Bentley you get.
Not if it's going to cost me a million dollars to service in a year.
Well, let me give you the details first of the house.
Okay.
It's in Akaroa in the South Island.
Stunning.
I've been there.
Beautiful house.
Beautiful location.
It's $1.8 million dollars but you get
a free car 1.8 million who do you think i am jeez the house comes fully furnished with
valuable artwork it says valuable yeah but that could be like you know could be the ugliest
sentimental value um furnishings man they really be arsed getting their shit out of this house.
Oh, do you reckon it's a deceased estate?
Nah, it's a rich guy from Australia who had it as a holiday home,
but is sick of coming over here for holiday.
Okay, now I'm interested.
Yeah.
The house itself, he's had it for 10 years.
It's only been used for eight weeks a year.
What?
Yeah.
Every year?
Every year, eight weeks.
Wow, so it's pretty much brand new.
And it also comes with a 2005 Bentley Continental GT.
A 2005?
That thing's going to be a money pit.
What is it, 2005 Bentley?
GT.
GT, I just want to see what it looks like.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, the classic Bentley looking car.
I've looked them up on Trade Me.
You can actually get them on Trade Me at the moment.
There's a few Bentley 2005 Bentley GTs for sale.
How much is this one going for?
50 grand.
50K.
Okay.
So that comes with the house.
No service plan included.
I'd probably rather take 50 grand off the house.
That's what I'm saying.
Come and get your Bentley.
I don't have to deal with the old Bentley.
And your crusty old TVs. Come and get those.
Yeah, they probably got
the big backs on them. They're probably
real old. No, they're flat screens.
They are flat screens. I don't care. They probably
don't have Netflix on them.
These TVs don't have
any HDMI input.
Anyway, if you're in the market for a house
and a Bentley and you've got $1.8 million to spend.
What a package.
Yeah.
What's wrong with you, I guess?
It's going to fly out the door.
Brian Clint.
Do you remember a while ago I was telling you about
one of Elvis's private jets that was being sold?
Yeah, that one that was on that random runway in the middle of nowhere.
It can't fly. No, because one of his jets is random runway in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, it can't fly.
No, because one of his jets is at Graceland, eh?
Yes.
It's on the property.
He had a few of them.
Yeah.
And this one doesn't run anymore, and it's been sold a couple of times,
but it was back on the market.
Yeah.
And it's been bought.
It had been abandoned for a while, eh?
It had, yeah.
It's not in the best condition condition but someone has picked it up they've
bought it for the low low price of over 350 000 for a plane that doesn't fly yeah i mean
pretty xe yeah yeah what are you gonna do turn it into an airbnb well you you joke oh but i'm so
sick of that a youtuber oh i'm so sick of that by the name. Oh, I'm so sick of this. By the name of James Webb.
He runs the YouTube channel Jimmy's World.
Yeah.
Bought the 1962 Lockhead Jetstar L1329 at an auction on January the 8th.
And he's got big plans for the aircraft, apparently.
Airbnb. So his first idea was to turn it into, yeah,
like a place where people can come and stay.
And obviously he could charge quite a lot.
Because apparently he said Dolly Parton rents her tour bus out.
Yeah.
For over 15 grand a night.
Yeah, but can you drive around on it?
Like, can I have my stag do on it and go for a drive around?
So this is the thing, right?
Obviously not because it's a big, you know, private jet.
So now he's thinking he's actually started and I'm so gutted by this.
I think it's a wrong decision, but I mean, it's not my plane.
He's cut it up and he's turning it into a van.
Not the same thing.
He's calling it a private RV.
Yeah.
And it's going to drive around up and down the Las Vegas Strip
and it's going to transport drunk people to casino, to casino, to casino.
Yeah.
I mean, you're ruining a piece of history.
Why are you doing that?
Like, it's already in pieces.
Look, do you want to see?
I mean, people can't see this, but he's already cut it up into a million pieces.
Right.
So it's done.
It's done.
It's already done.
He's cut it up.
Yeah.
Well, to be fair, they had to.
It's a massive jet and it can't fly anywhere.
So they had to chop it up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
There you go.
You can rent out this van for the low, low price.
Oh, yeah, that's important.
How much to go on Elvis' shit plane van?
Well, it doesn't say, but I'm assuming at least $100,000 a night.
Viva Las Vegas.
Perfect.
Viva Las Vegas. Me and three of my mates will split it. Viva Las Vegas. a night. Perfect.
Me and three of my mates will split it.
Yeah, we're going in this van
that was kind of owned by Elvis.
Thank you so much for joining us.
It's been a fun day. Back tomorrow
with Friday Oaky, aren't we?
Yeah, we're going to do Harry Styles. Also, we're
hearing strong rumours of Taylor Swift
releasing her version of...
Speak Now.
Speak Now tomorrow.
Yeah, Taylor's version of Speak Now.
There's rumors whirling around the building.
Could be tomorrow.
If it is, we'll play some in our show.
Imagine if you were big enough and your catalog was important enough that people got excited
about you putting out an album that you've already put out?
It just goes to show how much her fans love her.
Yeah.
Because people are excited, you know?
Because finally.
It's incredible.
It's never happened before.
No, it's never happened.
And it's a piece of music history that she's doing this.
Yeah.
Because obviously, if you don't know the story, Scooter Braun bought all of the back catalogue.
Yep.
Ended up with the rights to it, at least.
Ended up with the rights.
Wouldn't give it back to her.
Wouldn't give it back to her.
She wanted to buy it off him.
He said no.
So she said, well, stuff ya.
I'll re-record everything.
I'll devalue the whole thing.
Exactly.
Release it again.
It's so boss.
So boss.
Someone described it to me As the most punk rock thing
That's happened in music
In decades
It really is
Yeah
So if that happens
We'll play it
It might not
It could all be a big rumour
And it might not be happening tomorrow
But if it does
You'll hear it here first
So have a great night
And we'll catch you back
For the Friday edition
Of the Brian Clint Show tomorrow
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