ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th May 2022

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where once again we are whole. Yes we are. As Atomic Kitten once said, you can make me whole again. Oh dear, I was trying to harmonise. Wait, can we try that again? You can make me whole again. Wait, do you want to go hard or laugh at it? Looking back on where we just met Okay I cannot explain

And I cannot forget Baby you're the one Off mic a little bit You still turn me on You can make me whole again Good I've never heard this song before What

Sam What You don't know Atomic Kitten This is Atomic How do you not know Atomic Kitten Okay there you go All three of you are just going off What is this song Can we just the podcast Just be us singing over it

That would be good for numbers, yeah. I haven't heard the Joe Rogan podcast, but I assume that's what he does. So, what year do you reckon Atomic Kid and Hole Again came out? 2000. 2003. 2002.

2003. And what year were you born, Sous Chef Sam? 2001. So this song is older than Sous Chef Sam Ooh 1999 The year 2000 Stop singing

We might get down for copyright Yes The algorithm's like I do not recognise this You are free It's coming up to us Okay Just go off mic a little bit, okay?

Me? Who can name the Atomic Kittens? There was one. Oh my God. I watched an episode of First Dates UK the other night and one of the girls from Atomic Kitten was on it. So there's five. And she was hot as.

Five members. I thought there was three. Yeah, but some left. Some got replaced. They put in another generic blonde woman from the UK. Oh, wow. We're Googling the answers, are we, Anastasia? No, I already knew that I didn't know them.

Oh, jeez. Anyway. Also, what a dumb band name. Atomic Kitten? Okay. Sam. Sam, what's the name of the gig You just bought tickets to Which one

Name one of them Any of them Idols Who is that Who is that What do you mean who's that I mean No no no

This is the thing though Wait Wait Are you going to All the past New Zealand idols No And they're doing

They're touring No it's Billy Idol Oh I love Billy Idol Yeah Billy Idol one time Came in I will not have a bad word Said about Atomic Kid Okay I'm's Billy Idol. Oh, I love Billy Idol. Yeah, darling. Billy Idol one time came in on a... I will not have a bad word said about Atomic Canada. Okay, I'm sorry, Billy Idol. That is not her.

Listen to my Billy Idol story. Wait, I just want to quickly say, he's out Gen Z-ing me. Yeah, because he's younger than you. The guy's Gen Z-ing the Gen Z. I'm going to just ask everybody to bring it down. He's younger than you. Okay, same story. I'm about to tell you.

Bree's about to regale us a story time with a great Billy Idol story. Great Billy Idol story. Back in the day, I can't remember if it was for an NRL premiership. Oh, my God, I know this story. It was the grand final. I thought it was state of origin or grand final. No, it was the NRL grand final. I think it may have been the one

the Warriors played. I forget who's telling this story, Clint. I'm participating, okay, just because you don't know who Billy Idol is. He's into the story. Anyway, Billy Idol was performing the halftime show. No.

Or the opening. And he comes out on a hovercraft onto the field. And he goes all over the field, over the hovercraft and then he gets up on stage and his microphone wasn't working. And he stood there. He'd done this

big dick entry where he'd done donuts on the field on a hovercraft. It was the best entry ever And he stood there And he waited And he waited And he waited And they couldn't get it going

So then they had to start The rugby league game Because it was being broadcast Around the world So it had to start on time So he has to hop on The hovercraft And hovercraft

Back out of the stadium So he didn't even sing Legendary stadium So it was YouTube One but you won't regret it. Three, one question, who won that game? Well, it wasn't the Warriors because they've never won a premiership. No, that wasn't shade. I'm just saying.

Oh, sad to the boys. This year. The truth can hurt. It'll be this year. This year they'll win. They're coming in hot this year. Didn't you say that last year? Yeah, but it's every year. Couldn't be our year this year. This year, though. They're coming in hot this year. Didn't you say that last year? Yeah, but it's every year.

Couldn't you know about Brie? If you're going to know one thing about her and League, huge Blues supporter. Fuck you, Anastasia. That is blasphemy. Have a great podcast, everybody. I'm ropeable at you. Looking back from where you just left.

You just got back. Do you want to leave again? Brie, I'm a Maroon supporter, babe. I don't know what you're talking about. Have a great night, everybody. See you later. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim.

Oh, g'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Oh, g'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint G'day guys, happy Monday, new week, new vibes, we are here for it New week, good vibes, no COVID so far, touch wood, touch wood, touch wood Why'd you touch your head? Oh, don't touch there I reckon our chances are minimised this week because Anastasia hasn't been circling in the community. And we've maintained from the start that if anybody was going to give our team COVID,

it was producer Anastasia. She's back from COVID, by the way. How are you feeling? I feel great, yeah. Didn't they name a new strain after you? No, that was just the super spreader event I was at. Oh, that was, yeah. Anastasia's party.

Good party, though. Great party. You had a rough bout of COVID, didn't you? You were quite ill, you poor thing. Yeah, didn't leave bed. But that's all right. Hey, but you've recovered well now. Yes.

And you're feeling good. And my vaccine's protected me. You're a runner. Have you been for a run post-COVID yet? Yeah, went for a run this morning. Was absolutely awful. Was it? How's the lung capacity? Probably more went for a run this morning. It was absolutely awful. Was it? How's the lung capacity?

Probably more just general fitness, I reckon. That's why I haven't been running. Yeah. You don't want lung COVID. You can't push yourself. Yeah. I don't want to, you know, we don't want to push it. Yeah, I'm trying to maintain my energy for when I do get COVID.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Good idea. Bree and Clint. I can tackle this Monday now. Woo! Benson Boone. It's called In the Stars. Bree and Clint. We can tackle this Monday now. Benson Boone. It's called In the Stars.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Also, it's three o'clock. People don't really tackle the day at three o'clock. Most of the tackling's been done. Oh, really? Isn't it? I think we should start a trend.

We're really on the departure lounge by three o'clock. Yeah, fair enough. So they should call our show, just coasting through. The departure lounge. The departure lounge. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady for $50 cash from KFC. That's right. The scores, if you've been playing along at home,

the Tradies sit at 43, the Ladies 28. We met our lady first, so it's customary. She's 36, she's from Dunedin, and she trained as a classical singer. Welcome to the show, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Catherine, how many years of training did you do? I was a degree at Tiger Uni, so it was about four years. Can you give us a really high note?

A what, sorry? A really high note. Not bad. Pretty good, pretty good. Probably really bad. Pretty good. Pretty good. Something really bad over the phone. Hey, if anyone knows singing, it's Clint and I.

Let's meet your opposition today. They are 35, so very similar in age to you. They're from Invercargill and they're currently on crutches. Welcome to the show,

Josh. What did you do, Josh? I was at the trampoline world in the dodgeball pit. I had a car thrown a bill at another kid and landed on one and did my ankle. You rolled your ankle on a kid? Yeah, pretty much. Isn't that trampoline park meant for kids? What are you doing in there?

I was pretending I had kids. Yeah. It's a good way to have some fun and be like, no, this is normal that I'm here. It's a good way to have some fun and be like, no, this is normal that I'm here. It's a good way to get banned from trampoline world. Okay, Josh, your buzzer is tradie. Catherine, yours is lady. First to three wins the game.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. It's the 30th anniversary of Shortland Street this week. What a milestone for that show. Shortland Street's most famous doctor is Chris who? Lady. Yes, Catherine.

Warner. That is correct. Spot on the money. Dr Love. Chris Warner. How many girlfriends has he had on the show? 43. Yep, I'd say that's about right.

I saw him at Countdown Ponsonby one time. Oh, yeah? Yeah. He looked exactly the same. Well, he is. I was like, can you have a look at this boil I've got under my arm? He didn't appreciate it. Question number two, one to the ladies.

A common slang for a type of cup of tea in New Zealand is a gumboot tea. How would you make it? Trade it. Yes, Josh. Just with a normal tea, Earl Grey. Yeah. And what else would you put in there? And a bit of milk.

We'll take that. Yeah. And he was doing you put in there? And a bit of milk. We'll take that. Yeah. And he was doing his own order. And two sugars, thanks. One to the tradies. Question number three. One apiece so far. In which decade was this TV show with this theme song released?

Catherine. Catherine. Nineties. The nineties is correct. Catherine. 90s. The 90s is correct. She's spot on. 1994 to be exact. And, of course, it is Friends. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

Question number four. James Corden is in the news today claiming he only washes his hair once every two months. Gross. Name the famous segment of his that's filmed in a car. Brady. Catherine. Catherine Cariochi. She's got it.

Catherine Cariochi is correct. Oh, my God. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. That's what we said. This is the departure lounge. Oh, my God. Catherine, you crushed it.

$50 coming your way, mate. Thank you. Any chance you're available to come and do a radio shift? I don't think I'm up to it today. Bree and Clint. Post Malone and wow. Clint, here's a question for you because you're the only one on the show who's had an engagement party.

If you were at your engagement party. No, the show who's had an engagement party. If you were at your engagement party. No, actually I never had an engagement party. Oh, well let's just say you did because you have been engaged and got married. Wait, did we? No, we didn't. Oh, that was close. We didn't. We definitely didn't.

Yeah, we didn't have an engagement party. You didn't have one of those engagement parties where you have one so you can invite all the people that didn't make it to the wedding to the engagement party so they don't feel left out i'm pretty sure we didn't have an engagement party you know what my sister's engagement party they had 290 people what the hell who is she some kind of mate italian both italian families all right but what was the wedding number so 290 to the engagement how many to the wedding 150 yeah that's a pretty big attrition right yeah yeah decent and you know if you blow out at the engagement, how many to the wedding? 150. Yeah, that's a pretty big attrition, right? Decent wedding, eh? Yeah, yeah. Decent.

And you know if you blow out at the engagement party, you're not invited to the wedding. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. It's like an audition, you know? It's a gift audition too. If you behave at the engagement party, you get invited to the wedding.

But let's just say you're at your engagement party and one of your siblings, and it's like a real intimate dinner. Okay. Just a nice small dinner. Yeah. And one of your siblings stands up it's like a real intimate dinner. Okay. Just a nice small dinner. Yeah. And one of your siblings stands up in the middle of the celebration and announces they're pregnant. At your

engagement party. At your engagement party. Thunder Stella. Do you feel like it's a bit rough? Hugely rough. That's not the moment. That is not the moment. Unless unless, pregnant sister, you want to split the bill with me for the engagement party. That's a good deal. Yeah. That is not the moment. Unless, unless, pregnant sister, you want to split the bill with me for the engagement party.

That's a good deal. Because I've put on this party and I've funded this party to celebrate me and my wife, of course. That's right. I'm marrying her. You come over here and want to hijack and ride on the coattails of my event with your news, yes, I'm happy for you, okay?

Congratulations. But still, come on, get your own event. Not the right time, eh? Sunday Steeler. Well, there's a bride-to-be who's spoken out about this exact situation where she had her engagement party and her stepsister, who's a couple of years older than her, and she says, you know, I always felt like I lived in my stepsister's shadow.

The engaged sister. The engaged sister. The engaged sister. Right, okay. And she said, you know, this was my special night and my fiancé's. And, you know, I felt like this would be, you know, my time finally. And my stepsister stands up in the middle of everything, starts crying and then announces... Crying? Apparently.

And then announces that she's pregnant. You know, I would go as far as to say that even just crying at your engagement party isn't appropriate. Not allowed to cry. Because it's not your party, so you can't cry if you want to. It's taking the focus off me.

You are taking attention in the moment. Suck it up, okay? You broke your arm. Don't care. You want to. It's taking the focus off me. You are taking attention in the moment. Suck it up, okay? You broke your arm. Don't care. You're not allowed to cry. Don't you dare break your arm at my special event. Do it tomorrow. Because then that's what people will remember the event for.

It's true. Okay, Clint's wedding. Oh, yeah, that's where Bree broke her arm. No. No. This is where we celebrated mine and my fiancé's love, okay? Yeah. I feel like in this situation, I mean, I don't know the two girls,

but the stepsister was trying to one-up her sister, wasn't she? That's a hell of a reason to go and have a baby. Yeah. Just for the kudos. It's a lot of effort. Yeah, yeah. She realises she's going to have to raise that kid, eh? Yeah.

Like. I mean, there's more to it than just the announcement. Totally. You know? Totally. Look, it could be a happy thing. Some families will be fine. They'll be fine.

You know, you go, oh, let's add to the happy news. We're pregnant as well. Yay, everybody. Yay. But if the sister's not happy with it, then it's a total thunder stealing moment. You're right, because there is situations where I feel like it'd be fine, but for common courtesy, I don't think you should do that.

I went to a wedding recently where the bride announced that she was pregnant at the wedding, which was fine, because she added to her own thunder. True. It was so well done as well. We were standing there, you know when they do the group photo and everybody's there? Yes.

And they go, all right, everybody, get ready. Three, two, and the photographer's standing at the front on the ladder. Three, two, one, I'm pregnant. And then they took the photo right at that moment. How good was that? And then later on in the night, did they cut the cake and it was blue or pink? No, not quite.

And it was a gender reveal party all in one. Bree and Clint. Maybe it was a gender reveal party all in one. Bree and Clint. Maybe it was you. Maybe people. You reckon someone would own up to being a thunder stealer? I mean, sometimes you can see the rain and see the light after the rain and be like, I stole someone's thunder.

I did it for reasons because I was jealous. Nice metaphor. Yeah. I crushed that. I'm not sure it worked, but you were confident. You pushed on through. The main thing is you do it with confidence. Sometimes the rain comes and the main thing is that the clouds clear. There's always a rainbow after the storm. And there's always.

Oh, I got it. And every cloud has a silver lining. Yes. Perfect. Nailed it. We want to know who stole your thunder this afternoon. There's some good ones on the text, Rasheen. Go on.

Oh, come on. Okay, let's go to Anonymous first. G'day, Anonymous. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. Now, was your sister that stole your thunder? Yes. How did she do it?

So we were both planning to get married for, you know, this year and then she got married a week before I did, just so she could be the first one. Wait. Wait. Wait a second. She planned her wedding the week before yours? Yeah, so we had our plan and everything and her date

was booked two months later and then she just decided to have it a week before us. Nah. Oh, that's not... Who got engaged first? Who are you? I think and then she just decided to have it a week before. Nah. Oh, that's not. Who got engaged first? Who are you? I think we did, actually. See, Anonymous, did you and her ever have a conversation about this?

No. Oh, that's awkward. You've never talked about it? No. Oh, well, she knows it's a problem. I mean, my wife's not very happy about it. No. As she wouldn't be. No. Did you boycott her wedding not very happy about it. No. As she wouldn't be. No.

Did you boycott her wedding to make a point? No. Well, we didn't even know it was going to happen until I saw it on Facebook. And then I was just like, oh, wow. How do you move an entire wedding like that? Two months. Yeah. Yeah.

I have no idea. She made it happen just so she could do it before her brother. That qualifies. Well done. Someone said my D-head of a brother-in-law proposed at our wedding. He proposed at your wedding? Not cool, man. He would have thought he was so smooth as well.

And so romantic. He would be like, what's more romantic than proposing at a wedding? It's not romantic. Don't propose at a wedding. I bet he did it on the dance floor too. I bet he did it during a speech. Yeah, and you know what? Some people always say they're like,

oh, the wedding and stuff was already done. It was fine. No, it's not your day. It's not your day. Any other day. Like I said, go halves in that bar tab if you want to do that. Oh, not cool. Another anonymous caller.

Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Your sister stole your thunder. She sure did. How did she do it? So I'd just had my baby and I've had some complications, so I was out for a few hours.

And during those few hours, my sister decided to post on Facebook that I'd had my baby and even named my baby. And then, you know, it was on my list, but it wasn't what I was calling her. Wait, wait, wait. She just went for a name. You hadn't confirmed a name.

I had said to her, like, I think I might call her this, you know, but it was definitely not confirmed. Yeah. Yeah. Anonymous. Did she post on her own social media or did she go into your phone and post it on yours? No, she posted on hers. Oh, that's a shocking one.

Got to get those likes, eh? She's like, I've got a scoop here. That's so shocking. What did you say to her when you came to? Because you weren't even able to say anything. Well, I just turned on my phone and everyone had already said congratulations. And I was like, I haven't even told anybody yet. You need to go on that post and just write, that's not the baby's name.

So, last question. Did you end up, what she posted the baby's name was, did you call it something different in the end? Yeah, because I wasn't going to call it Georgia anyway. I was going to call her Olivia, but yeah, my sister was sold on Georgia for some reason. Anonymous, you've really put your sister out because she needs to go edit her post now. I've got a bathroom

question for you, Clint. Do you? You know how I love to talk bathroom chat. You're very bathroom focused. I am, but look, this isn't going down the toilet route. It's one of your central themes. It's one of your core principles. No. It's one of your core principles. No, I think it's relatable.

Everyone does it. All right, well, lay your bathroom cushion. And sorry to break down the third wall. No, the fifth wall. Fourth wall. The fourth wall. But girls, we do both. On all the walls.

On all the walls. This has rocked me to my core, actually. There is an Aussie girl who is currently living in the walls. On all the walls. This has rocked me to my core, actually. There is an Aussie girl who is currently living in the States and she's spoken out on social media. I tried to get the audio, but she's private on TikTok. Okay. And I didn't really want to add her just because she'd probably think I was weird. But I've got the context of it.

Apparently she was out to dinner with all her American mates and one of her American friends went to the bathroom and she's come back and she said, I just hurt my ankle flushing the toilet. How? What? And this girl, the Aussie girl said, how on earth did you manage to do that?

Yeah. And she said that she flushed the toilet using her foot and always does that in public restrooms. But wait, it gets even more shocking. That's when the conversation broke out amongst the entire table and apparently every single female, every single friend there said they'd do the same thing. So the Aussie girl was the Josie Grossie for flushing the toilet

with her hands. And they were all disgusted by it. Wow. Look, there's merit to it in COVID times. You know, you're avoiding germs, deal with your foot, but if you're wearing a pair of heels, plus toilet floors are slippery, that's a hell of an angle to get to. Yeah. You'd have

to have... Am I the only one? Producer Anastasia, are you flushing with your hand in a public restroom? Uh, yeah. Yeah, I can't do that manoeuvre. I'm sorry. Who's not flushing with their hand? Well, that's the thing. Are you flushing with your hand? Of course. Of course. I do do

the, like, one second push because I'm like, ew, gross. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like the tap? Yeah. And then it doesn't work, so you've got to keep tapping. I like those airport ones that have the sensor in them, and when you walk away from them, they automatically flush. They're great.

You know, those can go wrong sometimes, and they can flush while you're sitting on them. Yeah, that's happened to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not good. It's a powerful flush too. Oh, I mean, depends on the way you look at it. Sous Chef Sam, you're a long-legged man.

Do you flush with your hands or your feet? You use your hands. Yeah, you use your hands. I'm not trying to get my foot up on the top of the toilet thing to push that. I reckon you'd be pretty easy for you. Yeah, but I mean... Because how tall are you? Six foot four?

Six foot four. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be a piece of cake. That does mean like... Just because I can do it doesn't mean I should. There's a words to live by, Sam. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, horrifically sad news for Britney Spears and her partner today. I was so gutted to read this on Britney Spears' Instagram and her partner Sam Ascari's Instagram. They shared that very sadly they lost their baby in the early stages of her pregnancy.

She said, it is with our deepest sadness that we announced that we lost our miracle baby early in the pregnancy. She said they're devastated, obviously, by this. She said, perhaps we should have waited to announce it until we were further along, however, we were overly excited to share the good news. So they asked for privacy at this time, which they definitely deserve. Really, really, really, really sad news to hear. She's been through so much, Brittany, especially recently as well. Did we know that she was pregnant? Had she announced that publicly,

Dean? Yes, she did. Now, what did she do? She had announced it, yes. We don't know how far along or how soon she'd found out that she told us, but she had. But, yeah, she had. She never really, she announced it, and then she never really mentioned it again. Yeah. It's so brave and courageous to speak out publicly,

and it's something that I think, you know, we need to make more and more common in societies to talk about these things because it is so common. And, I mean, I know it's probably the last thing she would ever want to do. Nobody wants to do that post. No, how hard it is. But it will help a lot of women and couples in that situation to feel less alone.

So, I mean, it's just horrible news for her. Bree and Clint. That song's 40 years old. Producer Stage, can you have a look into whether we can get men at work on the show, please? Oh, that'd be a scope. And if you can't get them, the village people would be great. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the YMCAS?

Yes. No, we'll get the men at work. Men at work? They're not working anymore. They've knocked off for the day. Yeah, they're retired. They've knocked off for the day. Yeah, they're retired. They've retired. Look, this might be quite shocking for a lot of our listeners

because it was quite shocking to me, but I read the headline of this story which said, Hair straighteners have a use-by date. What? Hair straighteners have a use-by date? Apparently, hair straighteners, although it's not written on the product or the box of the hair straightener, but they do have a use-by date where you need to get rid of them.

Is this one of those BS things where they put a use-by date on it so you get a new one, but the use-by date doesn't really matter? Like herbs and spices, do they really expire? No, they're dried. They're dried. Did you... I figured this out a couple of years ago because I think it went around and so beauty products like shampoos or creams or all that type of stuff.

I learned this this year as well. So if you look on the back of products, like even like lipsticks or makeup, it'll have a little symbol and it'll have a number. So it might be 30M and that means it is good for 30 months. It's a little pottle with the lid open and it means that's how long it's good from when you open it. Yeah.

Blew my mind. And it comes in months, so it'll be like seven months. Yeah. Or, yeah. Crazy A. Yeah. Wild. So is that symbol on hair straighteners?

No, it's not. But a hairstylist has spoken out and they've said, I love the name of this hairstylist, expert hairstylist Fabio Scalia. That person was born to be a hairstylist. They were born to do it. And you know that they're obviously legit. They've said, look, hair straighteners don't last forever.

Why not? They're an electronic tool. What about them would expire? He said, you know, once they're past their best time in their life, you could seriously damage your hair. Is it because they get too hot or do they not get hot enough anymore? Well, this is what he said. He goes, these are the things to look for if your hair straightener is out of date

and it's past its use by date. He said that if the plates on the hair straightener are scratched, are flaking or just look like they're super worn, then he said that means every time you straighten your hair, it could be getting seriously burnt because the coating has gone off the plates. Okay, if you've got a flaky hair straightener, it's time to treat yourself to a newbie. Seriously, it doesn't matter what's going on in your life. You're better than a flaky hair straightener. Yeah, I mean, you'd be surprised.

Some of us like to keep those straighteners going for years. I'm scared of the girls out there who have got the hair straighteners. You know when your phone charger gets a bit frayed? Yeah. They've got that cable going on on the hair straightener? Because that's a fire hazard. The hair straightener itself is a fire hazard, but if you've got a frayed cable on it- Not good.

Treat yourself to a new hair straightener. Because hair straighteners heat up so much. So hot. I've just tried to remember how old my current hair straightener is. Yeah, so do you know? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do. What brand have you got first? So I was always a GHD girl and then I moved into,

which lasted so long, like such a long time, and then I couldn't find one so I got a Cloud 9. Right. So I've been running the Cloud 9 that I've currently got. I want to say eight years. Eight years? I reckon it's to say eight years. Eight years? I reckon it's gone about eight years. That's decent.

Does Fabio tell you how long your hair straighteners should last? Yeah, so he says in this part, he's going to shock you. Fabio, expert hairstylist, says you should only be using a hair straightener for two to three years. Oh, no. Come on, Fabio. Come on, Fabio. Come on, Fabio. And he's also about to release his own line of hair straighteners.

Expert hairstylist Fabio Scalia has said that your hair straightener has a use-by date and you should be updating it every two to three years. That seems crazy to me. I say, shush, Fabio. I'm sure you're great at hair, but I ain't updating my hair straightener. That's so expensive. They go forever. Yeah.

And they make them. They build them strong. Is he going to tell you you need to update your hair dryer as well? Oh, I've had that for about 12 years too. Right. I think I stole it from a hair salon. From a hair salon? I think they gave it to me, actually.

Yeah, they gave it to me. How do you steal it from a hair salon. From a hair salon? I think they gave it to me, actually. Yeah, they gave it to me. How do you steal it from a hair salon? I think she said to me... I can understand stealing it from a hotel. Maybe it was... I stole it from somewhere. Which I wouldn't do either. Neither.

We're on a quest to find New Zealand's oldest hair straighteners this afternoon. Christy's here. Kia ora, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, Christy. Tell me, are you in the old hair straightener club?

Yeah, so I can actually beat you. I've had mine for about coming up 10 years now. Wow. So what brand what model have we got? Go on, give us your stats. So I've got one of those in-stylers, the ones that have like the brush on one side and the other one

rotates. Wait, Christy, is this the one you buy from the infomercial? No, so I got given it as a birthday present for my 17th birthday. Oh, I know the one you took back. Oh, cute. I'm pretty sure you can buy that off an infomercial. You can get them from the As Seen on TV shop. That thing's lasted you 10 years.

Yep. Still going strong. How are the bristles on that brush? Are they looking a bit putty these days? I wouldn't actually have a clue. I haven't looked. Still going strong. How are the bristles on their brush? Are they looking a bit putty these days? I wouldn't actually have a clue. I haven't looked. That's solid.

Ten years is a solid effort. A lot of people are texting through on the text machine. They said, I've had my GHD since 2008. Still going strong. That's an emo era set of GHDs right there. Yeah, a lot of people have said, I bought my GHD hair straightener when I was 16. I'm nearly 30, so it's outlasted a decade and still going strong.

I used to be a daily hair straightener. Two kids killed that buzz, though. Charlene, say hi, Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Hi, Kira, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. How old's your hair straightener?

Mine is 14 years old. Wow. So, wait, what type of model are we running? It's a VS Sassoon. Oh. Yeah, they're good. VS Sassoon. They're a bit fancy, eh, the VS Sassoon?

Possibly. Yeah, it was a birthday present as well for my 13th birthday. Oh, yeah. That's a great present because they're the ones hair salons use because that's what brand my hair dryer is. Yeah, I can't complain. Yeah, I'm just looking here. You can get yourself a VS Sassoon at the moment for $160 from Harvey Norman.

Oh, yeah, solid. If you're doing it. But you don't need to, right? Your 14-year-old VS Sassoon's doing you fine, Charlene. Yeah, it's perfect. Like, I can't fault it. I don't straighten my hair as you find Shallon. Yeah, it's perfect. Like, I can't fault it. I don't straighten my hair as much as I used to, but it's perfect. So it does the job when you need it to.

Is hair straightening a bit off trend at the moment? Well, I think people, like, I use my hair straightener more to straighten and curl. Oh, okay. Put a wave in it. Yeah, right. You know, so it's not just straightening. Women are fascinating, eh? Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Kia ora, okay. Put a wave in it. Yeah, right. You know, so it's not just straightening. Women are fascinating, eh? Amy's here.

Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Kia ora, guys. Mate, tell us, do you have the record? How old's your hair straightener? I think I might have the record. It's 15 years I've had my GHD. Wow.

Wow. So GHD, that's going back a few models. How many relationships has the set of hair straighteners seen you through? Oh, definitely a couple. Where did you get it from, Amy? Did you get it as a gift or do you remember buying it? Yeah, no, I bought it myself. I bought it from a shop in Glenfield Mall and a hair shop there.

And, yeah, I think I paid – I can't remember exactly how much I paid, but I'm feeling like they were around $400. They were real expensive back in the day, yeah. Yeah,

yeah. If you dropped those GHDs they would crack. I remember my girlfriend back then, around that time, her previous emo boyfriend

had borrowed her hair straighteners. Yeah, her previous. Are you sure it wasn't you? No, it wasn't me because he dropped them

and cracked them and his name was Mud so I knew, do not go anywhere near the hair straightness. His name was Mud? Yeah. That was his actual name? No, it's a saying.

Oh. Because he cracked the hair straightness. I see what you're saying. Oh my God. I was like, I don't know. He could have been in an emo band. Amy, you didn't think his name was actually Mud, did you? She did!

Brie, obviously you spent the whole weekend watching Eurovision, correct? I can't get enough. It's my favourite singing competition. You're a big Eurovisioner. I am. I actually have tuned into Eurovision more than you think. Have you? Yeah, when Australia got out of those couple of years, I was like, oh, I better give this a watch. Frigging Australians will support anything if they've got a team in there.

Hey, it's the same as Kiwis. As soon as you're in there, you're like, we love Eurovision. Eurovision goes hard, so we thought we'd better get an expert on the show this afternoon. So please, welcome to the show, massive Eurovision nerd and friend of the show, it's Laura Daniel. G'day Laura Daniel. I mean, two hearts. When are they going to put New Zealand in Eurovision? I think you and Joe are the hot favourites. Honestly, we need to start a change.org about that. Would you do it? Seriously though, if you guys could go to Eurovision Because you'd be perfect

Would two hearts compete if you could? Absolutely I've never seen anything more up our alley I can picture it now Slutty Ghost wins at Eurovision So give us a quick rundown on Eurovision The competition really And 2022

What's it been all about, Laura? Honestly, it was quite a show. And I went really deep into it. Because I've been recovering from the novel coronavirus. So just been quite fatigued. But I had enough energy to go really deep into all the back history on all the Eurovision entrants. It was an amazing show, guys.

Wow. I can tell you, I spent all of Saturday watching the full final for the entrance going into the Norwegian entry. So I watched a two-hour show all in Norwegian. How many countries compete in Eurovision? 40, I believe. 40? Yeah.

So did you see 40 performances believe. 40? Yeah. So did you see 40 performances on the weekend? No. Okay, so there's 40 countries or something eligible, and then they met. Oh, no, yeah, I think there was 40 in the semifinals. Wow. That's crazy.

Yeah. We've got an announcement of the winner of Eurovision here. Take a listen, and also listen to how Eurovision the hosts are as well. The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022 is Ukraine. Look, I feel like they missed a beat there, Laura. What do you think? Well, they didn't drag it out enough. They kind of just went, the winner is Ukraine. Yeah.

Well, yeah. I don't know if you're watching it, the winner is Ukraine. Yeah. Well, yeah. I don't know if you're watching it, the whole thing, but yeah, they were pretty, the host in the room. English is not their first language. Gotcha. So pretty momentous that Ukraine win Eurovision this year while they're being invaded by Russia. Did they win because they had the best song or was it like a sympathy vote for Ukraine to go, we've got to give them this?

There'll be a mixture of things. I think when you watch all the acts back to back, it's pretty obvious Ukraine had to win. Not only with all the what it means to them right now, but I think I'm so emotionally invested in it, by the way. But I think that this song actually slaps.

It's like Ukrainian folk rap. And it's just like, it's genuinely like quite a cool song to take out Eurovision. I mean, I was originally backing the boys from Norway. I'm sure you've seen that number. They got stuck in the doorway, right? They got what, sorry? No, don't worry, sorry. Just a vintage cat in the doorway, cat from Norway joke.

Oh, God. No, move on, move on. Sorry, no, move on. Too many kids books. You should go on Eurovision. No, so if you haven't, I recommend everyone right now go and look up the Norwegian entry, and that was these two guys that claim they're from the moon,

and it's just this batshit type performance, and it's about giving your wolf a banana so that they'll never be grandma. Laura, were you eating any type of brownies on Saturday? I would highly recommend it. I mean, it's a visual delight. Let's take a quick

listen to the winner. This is folk rap band Kalush Orchestra from Ukraine and their winning Eurovision song Stefania. I can hear us playing this. I mean we played last year's Eurovision winners. Get it on the playlist.

Well thank you very much Laura. That is an expert review of Eurovision 2022. And we'll start the campaign on ZM to get you and Joseph two hearts to Eurovision 2023. Thanks so much. I'd be much appreciated. Thank you. Bye, Laura.

This is a banger. I know. I feel like a brownie as well. Oh, the fluke comes in. Bree and Clint. It's time to guess that voice. Here we go. That's right.

It's where producer Anastasia plays us voices of famous people, and you and I go head-to-head, Clint, trying to guess who they belong to. Some weeks are harder than others. Last week was a shocker. We struggle bad. Was that the Disney? Oh, the Disney one. Oh no, Disney one went okay. Yeah, Disney one. I think I did pretty good in the Disney one.

Louise is here. Hi, Louise. Hi, Louise. Hi. Correctly guess the winner of this game out of Bree and I and you can have 50 KSV chicken dollars. Who's it going to be? Um, Bree. Alright, mate you can have 50 KFC chicken dollars. Who's it going to be? Bree. Bree? All right, mate.

You're on my team. Let's go. Erica, if I can get it, we're going to steal the $50, 50 KFC chicken dollars and give them to you, okay? Sounds good to me. I was going to pick you anyway, Clint. Yeah, perfect. I was going to pick you too.

You don't need to lie, Erica. This week's theme are famous male musicians. Okay. And these are artists that we play a lot on ZDM. Okay. Hopefully that gives you a hint. Harry Styles. Why do you do that?

It's not funny. You know you jinx yourself. I'm going to eliminate you, okay? All right. You're going to eliminate me? No, I love Erica too much to not let you play. Anyways, it's your song number one. She says dada.

Break. Harry Styles. Incorrect. That is Ed Sheeran, baby. Damn it. It's at me, so I'm now like, okay, now she knows. Why am I being punished? I'm really angry that you didn't get that break.

I know, sorry. It's all right. Oh, and I'm flustered now. No, no, no, you got this. Just press record. You know, if you just yell Harry Styles for everyone, you're. I know, sorry. It's all right. Oh, and I'm flustered now. No, no, no. You got this. Just press it. You know, if you just yell Harry Styles for everyone, you're guaranteed to get one point. I can tell you this right now.

Don't guess Harry Styles, okay? Okay. Let's hear voice number two. So, basically... Brie. Justin Bieber. What? She did it.

That was amazing. For a while there, I felt like I kind of lost my purpose or felt like I lost my purpose. It's just his sigh. Play the real start of it again. He sounds like a baby at the start. You can hear it. That's amazing. All right, we're sitting at a point each team.

That was phenomenal. Let's hear voice number three. I felt like Harry Styles. Damn it. Yeah, that's great. Anastasia, you told me not to say Harry Styles. I was saying that for the Justin Bieber round. I need to make some decisions that just affect me.

Listen to that voice. I love Harry Styles. I need to make some decisions that just affect me. Isn't he hot? Anyways. He's very hot. Clint could win it here. Brie, I really hope you get this point.

Thank you, Stage. This is a little bit more rogue, this one. Try Harry Styles again. No. Let's hear voice number four. Ten years ago, I made a Christmas album, and I thought... Clint. Uncle Bublé?

That's correct. No! I thought, wow, okay. I knew there was a lot of love. Got it! That was a hint. Erica, we did it. Yeah, some show.

50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Erica, congratulations. Amazing work. I vote, produce Anastasia, that if Clint does that again next week, where he yells out a name. Sushi of Sand Place. No, I vote we wax Clint's nipples. Oh.

I really don't Clint's nipples. Oh. So. I really don't want to see that. You might forget about this, but we're saying it on record. Cool. If you do that again next week. I have a hairy nipple too. Exactly. I'd be worried the whole nipple would come off.

It's not going to be an issue. The whole nipple's not going to come off. They are tiny. Okay, good. Lock that in. Cool. You might forget, and I hope you do it next week. And if I don't do it, if I don't yell it out,

if I don't yell it out for three weeks, we wax Bree's nipples. No, we can't do that. I had mine lasered. There's nothing there. Bree and Clint, next on the show, so my... Bree and Clint. A piece of television merch that I reckon you would crawl over broken glass to get, Brie.

Oh, television merch. Television merch. Is it something from Sex and the City? It's not from Sex and the City, no. But I think you love this show just as much. Is it the Heisenberg hat? It's not the Heisenberg hat, but I think you love this show just as much. Oh, it's something from the Big Bang Theory, isn't it?

No, it's not from Big Bang Theory. Okay, good. It's from an Big Bang Theory. Okay, good. It's from an equally popular show. Kath and Kim. What is it? A Kath and Kim superfan? Because you know how they're demolishing the house. I know.

I don't even want to talk about it. A Kath and Kim superfan has salvaged the front door from the iconic Fountain Lakes home before it was demolished. These doors here, you remember the doors on the front of the house? Of course I remember them. They're very era-specific, right? They are. They fit the time.

That's 90s subdivision doors right there. For sure. They're like a cream colour with a fake stained glass inside them. The guy's name is James Lemon and he said he's gone onto the site, he's taken the doors and he has no intention of selling them whatsoever.

He hasn't taken these doors for profit. James, spread the love. No, he loves them. He said he would only let them go to the right museum. I can start a museum. I'll make a fake museum. You'll start a museum. He said, my favourite thing about the doors is they're a bit shit.

They're made of MDF. It looks like they're broken in that photo. So the doors, that's what the doors look like now. They're actually munted. Someone has smashed through the front doors of the Kath and Kim house. No respect for TV history, do they? Right. No respect.

Well, they're literally bulldozing the whole house. I know, but they could have. Fun fact about that house, they didn't show this on the Kath and Kim TV show, but did you know that it's got its own private jetty out the back? Does it? It actually backs onto a waterway. The house itself is actually in a fairly fancy area that goes onto like an estuary.

Yeah, Fountain Lake. But they put a thing up the back to make it look more relatable, povo, I don't know. Right, I didn't know. Did you know that in the show, you know when they come in through the side door? Yes. And it screeches? Yes. You know they put in that, you know when they come in through the side door? Yes. And it screeches?

Yes. You know they put in that sound after? Did they? Mm-hmm. But you could look at that crappy ranch slider and that's exactly the noise. You'd think that's what it would sound like, yeah. What other shows, I've been trying to think about this, what other shows have iconic doors?

Are there any shows where the door is a huge one? The Friends door. The Friends door. That's the one I thought about too with the little yellow picture frame thing. Iconic. Around the little thingy. The Friends Door. That's the one I thought about too. With the little yellow picture frame thing. Iconic. Around the little thingy. The peephole. Around the peephole.

The peephole? Peephole? Peephole? Glory Hole, I think it's called. Not quite as iconic as the Catholic Kimberley. No. That's a different show, I think. Totally.

Never taken a peep through the Friends Glory Hole? Stop saying Glory hole on the radio How you doing? How do you explain that to a child listening? Well you don't, you're a child Bree, Jesus Christ what's wrong with you? Bree and Clint Don't you love a passive-aggressive approach? I love a petty feud. And going to war with your neighbours over something as trivial as grass is a petty feud.

It is. But I get it. If you take pride in your lawn and berm and the appearance of your house and your neighbour, it looks like they're trying to make hay over there. The house is abandoned. Yeah. It would piss you off. Yeah, look, he said there was a note that wasn't dropped to his letterbox. Like this person took the time to post the letter.

From next door? Yeah. Well, he doesn't know where it came from, but it's obviously somewhere close around his house. Anyway, he received the letter from his neighbour and it said, do you want to know what the letter said? Go on. It said, congratulations, you mowed.

That's twice so far this year, I believe. Can you keep it up? Maybe weekly or at least every other week. Your neighbours would be very grateful if your house did not look like it was abandoned. Do they have a point? Yes. Have they gone about it the right way?

No. They haven't and here's the kicker, right? Apparently the dad has spoken out that he has more than an adequate reason for letting his outside space fall by the wayside. Oh, yeah, what is it? He's been taking care of his newborn baby and his five-year-old child while his wife has been in hospital recovering from complications. Yeah, now you feel like an a-hole, don't you?

Don't you? You don't know what's going on in someone's life. You shouldn't judge. Although Jim from Jim's Mowing, sort that out for you. I mean, he could, yes. He's very efficient, Jim. It's the last thing you want to organise. It's not a high on the priority list.

Outsource it. You know? Outsource it. I know you're someone who really gets annoyed when people don't mow their berms. Oh, my God. Yes. I'm the same because I have a dog. And when you walk your dog, it's quite annoying when there's...

We've got to fossick through their long grass to find the dog poo. To find the poo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also when it's wet, the dog gets've got to fossick through their long grass to find the dog poo. To find the poo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also when it's wet, the dog gets soaking wet because it runs through this long grass of the berm. This neighbour hasn't gone the right way about it because they're creating a war in their neighbourhood. And you don't want that where you live.

You want to be able to relax when you go home. If you've ever had a fight with neighbours before, it makes everything uncomfortable because your home situation is not zen. You know, it's not peaceful. I feel like a passive aggressive approach is never the right approach. Like that could

have been totally different, it could have been a really nice letter, being like hey your lawn looks amazing I've noticed that you know you haven't gotten around to it in a while Do you need some help? I can come over and you know when I do my lawns I'll come over and, you know, when I do my lawns, I'll come over and mow yours.

I mow my neighbour's lawn, the berm sometimes. Do you? Yeah. If I'm in the mood. Some people get funny about that, eh? Do they? They're like, um, that's not how I mow it. Well, that's awkward.

Maybe they hate me because I don't do a very good job. Let's talk this afternoon about neighbours at war, people who hate their neighbours. Do you hate your neighbours? What was the war about? We've had some people move in recently near us because we've got the one that has the dog that barks all day, every day. Oh, yeah.

Which, I mean, I understand like having a dog is quite hard and when you're not at home, you don't know sometimes that the dog is barking constantly. But there's these next door neighbours that have moved in recently and they love to open every single window and door, every single one of their house. Oh, just knocked over my water. She's very passionate about these neighbours. And then blast the music as high as they can.

But they have to have every single window and door open. During the day. During the day. Right. And my partner's a shift worker, so it's not great. Is the music any good? Because I always find that's extra bad when the music is crap. Heavy metal.

Yeah, right, okay. Which is quite aggressive. Yeah, can't listen to that quite. But anyway, we just said, hey, you know, welcome to the neighbourhood. Do you mind? Shutting the hell up. No, you be nice about it. We're like, we've got shift workers here.

They work really hard. We bought you guys some ear pods. Welcome to the neighbourhood. I'd be stoked with that. Oh, there are some angry people out there. We've opened up a can of worms. Neighbours, are you fighting with the neighbours? What really ticks you off?

People just need to get this stuff off their chest. I think it's a good thing to vent and, you know, share. On national radio is a great way to do it. We've asked you a very blunt question. Why do you hate your neighbours? Our first caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. Tell us, what's the fight? What's the gripe with your neighbours? Our first caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what's the fight? What's the gripe with the neighbours? So, even though there was street parking, our neighbours would park on our berm outside our house. And I didn't mind at all, but my landlord was not happy about it because during the winter it made lots of mud.

Yeah. So he'd have a whinge to me about it, and I went over there and I said, hey, can you guys not park here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guy was like, oh, yeah, I'll let everybody know. I think it was a shared house. There was lots of people living there. Yeah.

Okay. So there was nowhere to park. There was street parking. They could have parked on the street. I don't know. Burn parkers are so annoying. As a style of parking, it's very annoying. I get it, you want your car off the road.

But it's, nah, berm parking. It's hard. Especially because a lot of people put effort into maintaining their berms. Absolutely, but it's hard because the berm isn't the house owners though. No, I know that. It's the council. But if you're munching it up and making it all muddy and... Get the council out there.

Give them a ticket. My dad's a berm parker. Is he? And when he comes over to my house. So good that you can talk openly about that now, you know? He pulls up onto the neighbour's berm. And I've had to have a word to him. I'm like, Dad.

Don't park on the berm. It's not our berm. You're not in Rotorua now, Dad. You can't park up there. Stop parking on the berms, Dad. Please. You're going to get me offside with the neighbours. Someone else has called up.

Hi, Alexis. Hi, Alexis. Hi. Tell us, what's the offside with the neighbours. Someone else has called up. Hi, Alexis. Hi, Alexis. Hi. Tell us, what's the gripe with the neighbours? So once he just came over to our house with a chainsaw and tried to cut down our, like, big pine tree. Without asking you? What?

Yeah. Showed up to your house with a chainsaw? Yep. How do you, what did you do? Mum got home from her lunch break and stopped him. Oh my God. Can you imagine if your parents came home and the massive pine tree, which is quite noticeable, is just being cut down?

What a psychopath. Who shows up with a chainsaw? Had they ever asked you to do anything about the pine tree before? No. Oh, that's not on. That is not on. People just think they can do whatever they want. That's a tough one. That's crazy. Someone on the text

machine has said, our neighbour tried to demolish our carport so he could build his new house. In the end, he pulled his carport down, which was adjoined to ours and in the process, ours was damaged. The house? No, the carport. So I think the carports were adjoined to ours, and in the process, ours was damaged. The house? No, the carport.

Oh, okay. So I think the carports were adjoined, and anyway, he pulled his down, damaged the other one, and then apparently he said he wants us to fix it so he can continue to build his house. That's not how it works. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello there. Why do you hate your neighbours, Anonymous? Okay, so I was, let's say, doing some indoor gardening with someone that wasn't my partner. Oh, sweet. I was being very, very naughty. Okay. Very, very bad.

But in your own home, so? Yeah, in my own home, in the privacy of my own home. Okay. And my neighbour popped around to, I don't know, grab a roll of toilet paper, a cup of sugar or something. And they overheard things, us indoor gardening, and decided to tell my partner, my current partner. And so that went full circle.

Okay, okay, okay There's a lot to unpack here Now Anonymous So I can understand why you're angry at the neighbours But who's really at fault here Anonymous? Well I put my hand up And I said that I'm at fault obviously

The issue was that My other partner was Your other partner? Number one Wait. Number one. Wait, partner number one. Was on isolation from COVID. So I couldn't go and tell her. But it's a good thing I have...

You... You... You stop for a second. You cheated on your partner while they were in isolation with COVID-19. Okay. Yeah. Okay, it gets worse.

You're painting it worse and worse. But something along those lines. I was indoor gardening. Okay, it gets worse. You're painting it worse and worse, but something along those lines. Yeah, boy. I was in door gardening. Anonymous. Anonymous. You were like, right, she's in isolation. I've got seven days.

I've got seven days to make this thing work. Let's see what we can do. When the cats are away, the rats will play. I'll say. No, I'll give you a chance. I'm making it sound worse than it is. Explain. No, well, the relationship was sort of going bad anyway.

So it was a case where I should have gone and told her earlier, but then she got COVID, she had to stay at home, and she said I don't want to do it. Which is her fault. I feel like I'm in the conversation. I don't want to do it over text. I can't do it over text. That's horrible.

I feel like I'm in the conversation you had with partner number one when you were trying to explain yourself. You're like, look, this is how it happened. The worst bit is anonymous. Look, it's not what it looks like. Yeah, I know. Hey, not to your neighbour. They saw everything.

You would have got away with it if it wasn't for those bloody neighbours, right, anonymous? I know, pisky neighbours. Oh, God, worst neighbours in the world. Okay. Thank you for your honesty. We appreciate it. It's given us a good laugh.

Thank you. See you. If anyone knows that man, text us his name, 9696. You imagine him going around to the neighbours, did you tell my partner, my first partner, not the one that was over the other day? Snoochers get stitches. Hey, thought we had a deal.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, time for your birthday banger on a Monday. We'll take three people's birthdays and figure out what was the song that was number one on their 16th.

Then we'll play our favourite one. Kia ora, Kenneth. Hi, Kenneth. Yeah, how's it going? Good, mate. How was the song that was number one on their 16th? Then we'll play our favourite one. Kia ora, Kenneth. Hi, Kenneth. Yeah, how's it going? Good, mate. How was the weekend? Yeah, not bad, not bad. Bit of a rainy weekend for us, but it was all good.

Whereabouts are you? Whanganui. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. It was rainy here in Auckland today, wasn't it? That doesn't sound very enthusiastic. I love Whanganui. I mean, haven't been there recently

but here it's going off. I went there on the Christmas holidays. Did you? Good time, yeah. Love it. Kenneth, what's your birthday, Kenneth?

Well, you didn't really sell us on the place either, Kenneth. Okay, sell us. You didn't come with the heat. You sell us on Wanganui. Sell us? Yeah, tell us

what's good about it. What's great about it? Well, not much to be honest. Yeah, there you go. But I'm here. Yeah. I'm tell us what's good about it. What's great about it? Well, not much, to be honest. Yeah, there you go. But I'm here. Yeah. I'm here.

Kenneth's like, probably wouldn't come. No. Give us your birthday, Kenneth. Let's do your birthday banger. It's 15th of September, 1993. All right, Kenneth, you were 16 in 2009. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Why do you make me feel like I'm living? What do you reckon? And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

What do you reckon? It's all right. Oh, you don't sound very keen on it there, Kenneth. No, not enthusiastic at all. Kenneth, come on. Katy Perry, Teenage Dream. That sounds like you to a T. Oh, come on. We are not seeing eye to eye with Kenneth today. Wait there. We'll go to Sushin. Oh, come on.

We are not seeing eye to eye with Kenneth today. Wait there. We'll go to Sachin. Hi, Sachin. Hi, Sachin. Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you?

Good, thanks. My eyebrow guy is named Sachin. He's the best of the best. Sachin, are you Bree's eyebrow guy? Are you my eyebrow guy? I mean, I could be. Oh, my God. Is it you, Sachin? I love you if could be. Oh, my God. Is it you, Sarchin?

I love you if it is. What's your birthday, Sarchin? 10th of April, 94. Oh, it definitely could be you. It really could. You were 16 in 2010. And on the 7th of April in 2010, this was number one. Hey, soul sister. Hey, that Mr. Mr. on the rail.

Oh, soft rock Icon's Train. There it is. Yeah. The comeback tour. The comeback tour, yeah. What do you think, Sartre? Oh, good. It's no Drops of Jupiter, but it's definitely a top five train song, right?

Still good. Yeah, yeah. You like it, don't you, Sartre? Oh, of course I do. It's a banger. It's a banger. I love Train. Okay.

Already more enthusiastic than Kenneth. We'll just check with Kenneth. Kenneth, what did you think about Train? It's a banger. It's a banger. I love train. Already more enthusiastic than Kenneth. We'll just check with Kenneth. Kenneth, what did you think about train? It wasn't too bad. Oh, Kenneth, where's the enthusiasm going to come in, mate? No, I still reckon Katy Perry's on. Katy Perry for the win. We'll do one more for Michaela.

Kia ora, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi. How was your weekend? Yeah, it was a really good thing. What did you do? What was the most exciting part? We went to Ocean Alley last night.

Oh, good. Fun. Yeah, it was awesome. How good was it being back at a live gig? Great. The best one you could go to. Yeah. Jealous.

Okay, well, let's hope you get some Ocean Alley for your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? The 4th of February, 97. All right, you were 16 in 2013. And on the 4th of Feb in 2013, this was number one. Emotional, Banger. Macklemore, Same Love. Do you remember that one, Michaela?

Yep, love it Love it God, I love this song Just check with Kenneth Kenneth, do you like Macklemore? He's alright Nah, that one's a good one Yes, Kenneth!

Well, I reckon you are the man to decide this afternoon You can have all three up for grabs What are we going to have? Katy Perry, Train or Macklemore? The one with Tupac in it. There's no Tupac, Kenneth. Come on. Nah, nah, I'm just kidding.

Nah, I'll just go with mine because you picked me to pick, so I want to pick mine. Kenneth wants to win. So I'm greedy like that. Yeah, good stuff. For the win, for the dub. I've got a riddle. And I'm calling this segment Riddle Me This.

Not Ridley Didley? Nah, that's been done. Not Riddler Didler? Uh, nah. You're the Riddler Didler and this is Riddle Me That. I don't really want to be called the Riddler Didler. Okay, just the Didler for short. Not the Didler.

Okay, anyway, I saw this riddle and it hurt my brain. Okay. I'm not good at riddles. I don't think you're all that great at riddles. No, I need time. Yeah, see, I don't think even time is what I needed because even after I read the answer for this riddle, still didn't get it.

Okay. Okay, so producers, feel free to join in on this riddle chat. We both will. Everyone listening. Oh, is Sam good? Oh, no. Hell no. I can see him. Get the riddle out there so we can do it. Because we need to give the answer to the riddle at the end of this. Yes, so everyone on the text

machine, if you're listening, text us 9696. Don't Google it because that's cheating. But I want your answer. Here's the riddle. A baseball and a bat cost $110. If the bat costs $100 more than the ball, how much does the ball cost?

Oh. You want it again? A baseball and a bat cost $110 together. If the bat costs $100 more than the ball, how much does the ball cost? And they cost $110 together. Yep. Oh, $9. People on the text machine, are they texting?

Someone says $10. A lot of $10 coming through. No, because the total purchase is $110. Yeah, but 10 plus 100 is 110. No. No, but the more. That's why I deducted it as a one. Yeah, that's only $90 more.

So is the ball... See, I was the exact same as you, Sam. I was like, it's $10. Why is it so hard? Is it $11? No. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. There's a front part of my brain that's hurting. I was like, it's $10. Why is it so hard? Is it $11? No. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. There's a front part of my brain that's hurting.

It hurts, eh? A lot of people are saying $5. A lot of people in the text machine are saying $5. So if the ball was $5 and then the bat was $105, then the bat would be $100 more than the ball. The ball is $5. Our audience is so much smarter than we are. The audience is very smart because that is the answer.

Hey, don't give the audience credit. I heard Sam say that and then I said it louder than Sam, so I technically... Well, you've just acknowledged I said it first, so... You know what? Even though you're saying it, I still can't comprehend it. No. The ball is $5 and the bet is $105.

Yeah, so I get that. That's the answer, but I don't understand how it's the answer. Because it's more... It's the $5 plus $100. Because it's $100 more than five. Brie looks like, you know when a fish has died? And it's just mouth is just open? That's what you look like at this point. Am I going crazy?

I don't get it. In my own defence, you're talking to someone who failed level three statistics. So, you know, I can't do basic math. Not level three statistics. I know. Don't, Anastasia. Are you outing me as a bad mathematician?

A couple of weeks ago, she admitted she doesn't know how thirds work. I was heavily. No, that is true. I will own up to that and say, don't give me a recipe That's got Hey

Anything with a third in it Don't get it Brie asked me what was bigger A third or a half Wait So A third No wait

So I'm going to get this A half No that's tomorrow's riddle A half Is bigger than a third A third is smaller It goes quarter Third Half Yes I did it What about Nathan I still wouldn't know Half is bigger than a third. A third is smaller. It goes quarter, third, half.

Yes! I did it! What about Nathan? I still wouldn't know how to measure it out, though. Greg. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about COVID for a second. Remember that noise?

They don't use that anymore. It's triggering. I think it got too triggering for people, so they've got rid of it. But maybe they should bring it back. Now they use, did you know now they use the sirens from that Shake Your Tail Feather song? Do they? Yeah. For every COVID announcement. Woo!

Woo! Woo! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! I've got a list of COVID-19 symptoms here that you might not have heard of. Okay. Now you've recently recovered from COVID.

I have. You're a week out of the isolation. Yes. Anastasia is on Freedom Day today. This is your've recently recovered from COVID. I have. You're a week out of the isolation. Yes. Anastasia is on Freedom Day today. This is your first day out. Yeah. Freedom! That's for something else.

That was out of home detention, so not COVID. I'm genuinely not allowed to talk about that on the radio. I want you guys to tell me if you experience any of these unusual symptoms that people are starting to notice. All right. Okay. That either of you get COVID toes? What's COVID toes?

Red, swollen, or blistering skin lesions on or in between the toes? Did you get COVID toes? No. But would it be anywhere else or just toes? Like face or arms? Where else have you got the lesions? No, like face or arms getting dry. Could be.

Yeah, did you get that? Face and arms, yeah. Did you? Yeah, my arms kind of, I don't want to say crusty. Okay, you got COVID toes on your arms. Another one, this is symptoms of COVID you might not be aware of. COVID hair loss. Either of you get that?

Do you have any hair loss? I mean, not that I notice. I mean, I lose quite a lot of hair in the shower When I wash my hair anyway Men are quite the same in that department eh 48% of people in this one study Said that they had quite dramatic hair loss In the month following COVID So it could still be coming for you guys

Oh that's horrible news No it gets better It's most prevalent Where's the big nungas That's what I want Where's that symptom The hair loss is most prevalent among Pub's the big nungas? That's what I want. Where's that symptom? The hair loss is most prevalent among pubic regions?

No, white women. Oh, well, I mean if it was, you know, the pubic regions at least we'd save some money on laser. It might be. It might be down there. You can let us know. But no COVID hair loss for you guys. Not yet. Hearing loss. Yeah, I've had

some real issues. What did you say? I've had some Real issues What did you say? I've had some real issues With my hearing Really? I've had like That's not good Where it's like

You know where you get Like those Where you can hear yourself talking Yeah In your own head Yeah Stuff like that Yeah

That sounds awful But you did get COVID In a really loud K-Road gay bar That's true So could the two be Linked Linked Yeah Definitely could be linked That's true. Could the two be linked? Definitely could be linked.

Just be aware of COVID hair loss. Loss of taste in television shows. Have either of you... Most definitely. And now there's a very clear way to know if you've got the symptom of COVID.

Careful. Either of you watching the new Kardashian show at the moment? I was watching it before and after COVID. Have you got my Disney Plus history? You're experiencing that one? If you don't have it, then nah, I haven't been watching it. Have either of you been watching reruns of Celebrity Treasure Island? Excuse you!

Just kidding. What, for the 1990s version More symptoms These are definitely real ones Compulsive eating Either of you find you're going back for Seconds or thirds I've been eating so much chocolate

Pizza delivered But you can't just get one pizza You've got to get a couple You've got to get side garlic bread That's good you can blame that on covid um increased libidos experience an increase the last thing can i just say when i had covid that i felt like doing was that i was disgusted i was like I've got snot and I'm like just horrible. At least you've got someone to do it with.

Yeah. Hey, it didn't say with someone else. It's really hard for Anastasia. And the final one, these are the COVID symptoms you might not know about. Itchy butthole. Anyone got a? That's disgusting. How bad's an itchy butthole though?

Like dragging yourself around on the carpet. Yeah. I mean, you know, but that feels good sometimes. Yeah. Well, take a Panadol and a worming tablet and you guys should be right in seven days. Does a worming tablet go... Orally. Orally?

Yeah. Okay, good. Just checking. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, James Corden, the late, late show host,

has spoken out about his hygiene. Yes, he's actually shared. It was in the context of a conversation around how long people are having showers in LA, and the average time is like 10 minutes or something, and they need to conserve water in Los Angeles. He shared, he's like, well, he only washes his hair every two months. And he said he only jumps in, quote, for two to three minutes to shower.

He said, I use soap, but I don't wash my hair maybe once every two months. What's wild about that is as a dude that he would wear a lot, probably have a lot of hair products because every time they do the show, they put hairspray and product. Yeah. I have to go two months with that product. I can't go one day with that product. I can't go one day with the product. No.

But, I mean, you oil yourself up for all those photo shoots, though, too, Dean. It's probably the baby oil that I rubble over my face. It's the baby oil. It's the coconut oil. It's the argan oil. I mean, I'm all for two to three-minute showers. I think that's super important. I grew up in a country town with no water.

But you've got to wash your hair more than once every two months. Here's the thing. As a man with short hair, I've got exactly the same length hair as James Corden. It takes, and Dean will agree. Two minutes. It takes less. 45 seconds to wash your hair as a man. Scrub, scrub, scrub.

Wash it out. You scrub it. You rinse it out. Yeah. You're good to go. But I mean, if it works for him, good for him. I reckon his... I've never looked at his hair and went, oh, that looks greasy.

Have you? No, not at all. Dry shampoo. His stylist will be bulking him up with dry shampoo, I reckon. Would be his friend. Dry shampoo is one of the best inventions of this century. Either that or they put so much hairspray in it that his hair just doesn't move. So it just stays in there for two months.

So just hair sprays and they cover all of the dirty parts with the outer parts. Brie actually does a whole body wash with dry shampoo. I literally wash with dry shampoo. That's something you could take up, Dean. Just, you know, soak up some of that baby oil. It's good for it. It goes a bit crusty, but you know. It's a life hack.

That is the latest. I'm not coming back on this show I've had enough Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy back in a second Get the full menu delivered to your door With the KFC app Play ZM