ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th May 2023

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Walaunaka everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show for Tuesday the... of May. Question, how often should you be getting a blazer dry cleaned? Ooh, not a question I could answer because I'm not a businessman or a regular blazer wearer. But if you're not sweaty, never. This blazer that I have on,

I've owned for, I want to say, three years plus. Yeah. And she stink. Yeah, right. Time for some dry cleaning. I don't think I've ever gotten anything dry cleaned before. You've never had anything dry cleaned? No, I don't think I've ever gotten anything dry cleaned before.

You've never had anything dry cleaned? Nah, I don't think so. I'm not that fancy. How much would it cost to get a blazer dry cleaned? Not much. 30 bucks. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That's their bread and butter. But can I, could I just throw this in the washing machine, though? No.

You can't? It's structured. It'll ruin it. The shoulder pads will disintegrate? Yeah. Oh. Also, It's structured. It'll ruin it. The shoulder pads will disintegrate? Yeah. Oh. Also, isn't that like a really expensive blazer that you're wearing?

Why are you chucking it in the washing machine? I bought this second hand off Trade Me so I probably really need to get it dry cleaned. Spray it with some of that Glen 20 spray

and she'll be right. Now, I feel like I've just come up with a really good idea for an invention. Yeah? Dry shampoo for blazers. For clothes. invention. Yeah? Dry shampoo for blazers. For clothes.

Yeah, right. Dry shampoo for blazers and then you don't have to get it dry cleaned. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it would be pretty powdery, but... You know, ex-producer of the show, producer Anastasia, wore this blazer once to a Friday Oki live and then that's when it started to be a bit whiffy. You'd have to wear

I'm going to send her the dry cleaning bill. You'd have to dry clean it more if you like smoked or if you're a sloppy food eater. I feel like it used to be white

and now it's kind of like a brownie grey. Anyway, I'll look into it. If there are any dry cleaners listening, how often should you be dry cleaning

your blazer? Great question. And how much does it cost? Text us on 9696. I reckon it's about 30 bucks. Okay. Yeah. It's not that much. I probably should look into it. I probably should get all my blazers dry cleaned. Maybe there's like a

special deal. A group, right. Yeah. Hey, today on the show we're going to add the last item to our cart at 4 o'clock and then if you're still listening at 5 o'clock, you can win everything that's in our Add to Cart cart today. And there are some good prizes in there already. One more to add. It's a really good cart today.

Yeah. Like really good. We're also going to give away $50 cash right now with Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play, call 0800 DIAL ZM right now. Let's do it. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies.

The tradies clawing one back yesterday to get 35 wins for the year. The ladies on 45. A 10-point deficit. It's not insurmountable, but it's pretty big. Let's go to our lady first. She's playing from Auckland. She's 32 years old and she has donated one of her kidneys. Welcome to the show, Catherine.

Hiya. G'day, Catherine. A pretty amazing person to do something so selfless. Who did you donate a kidney to? She was a stranger, but we're kind of friends now. I mean, she lives on the other side of Auckland, so I don't see her very often. But yeah, we're good friends.

What made you decide to do that for someone else, a complete stranger? Well, it had been on my mind for a long time. There are 500 people on the waiting list and I've got two and I don't need two. So I thought, I'll give one away. Oh, you're a GB, Catherine. We need more people like you in the world. Damn, Trey's going to feel pretty bad if he beats you in Tradie vs Lady, isn't he? I probably would just lose if I was Trey.

Let's meet Trey. He's from Palmy. He's 28 and he drinks at least 10 cans of V-A-Day. How's your kidneys, Trey? I don't know. They're pretty good. I haven't been checked up, though. But that's all I know. 10, Trey? I don't know. They're pretty good. I haven't been checked up, though. But that's all I know.

Ten, Trey? Ten? Yeah. Oh, at least ten. I don't know. Two for Smoko. Trey's drinking a tray of these a day. Yeah, pretty much.

All right. Well, I imagine I'm hoping for a pretty energetic performance from you then this afternoon, Trey. Your buzzer is tradie. Catherine, yours is lady. First of three correct answers walks away with 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. What colour is the Powerade flavour Berry Ice? Lady. Yes, Catherine. Blue. Oh, no. The guess, Trey.

Pink. No. We were looking for red. Red. The guess, Trey? Pink? No. We were looking for red. Red. I would have said blue as well. Berry ice sounds like blue flavour, doesn't it? No, berry. Red or purple.

Berry ice. Berry ice, yeah. Yeah. It's not blueberry ice. I just get blue from berry ice. Yeah, right. I think the blue one's called like mountain crush or something like that. Like berry could be blueberry, you know?

Okay, no points to anyone. Question number two. Taylor Swift grew up on what type of farm? Lady. Yes, Catherine? Christmas tree farm. Well done. Oh, she's crushed it. Well done. Didn't even need the multi-choice. Nice work. That's one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in

when you can tell me who sings this song. Whenever. Oh, Trey. Shakira. Well done. Nice work. It is Shakira. That's one apiece. Question number four. What type of creature is the main character in the movie Babe?

Lady. Yes, Catherine. It's a pig. It's a pig. La la la. Such a good movie. Filmed in Australia, wasn't It's a pig. It's a pig. La, la, la. Such a good movie. Filmed in Australia, wasn't it? Yeah, Magda Zabanski plays one of the characters in that film. That's right, yeah. Question number five, two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

How many sides does the home plate in baseball have? Is it four? Yes, Catherine. Five. It is five and that's the win. She's a lady. Yay. Oh,'s the win. She's a lady. Yay. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

A pentagon? Yeah. Pentagon. Uh, pentagon? Pentagon? Because it's not a hexagon. No, it's not a dodecahedron. I think it's a pentagon.

Catherine, is it a pentagon? I think it's a pentagon. I think it might be a pentagon. Yeah, it might be a pentagon. I believe Catherine. She's done pretty well today. Catherine, you're the Tradingverse Lady Champion, and we've got $50 cash thanks to KFC for you.

Thank you. Nice work, Catherine. Excellent afternoon. Thanks for calling us. Thank you. Hey, I was talking to my brother the other day, and he has had this new hobby for about, oh, I want to say six months. And he's really starting to get into this hobby now.

Yeah. Like where it's become an actual hobby, not just something you kind of start. Not a fleeting interest. Yeah. Has he spent money on this hobby? Yes. It's a hobby that you could spend a lot of money on?

Yeah. Because I'm thinking, I still have never met your brother. Oh yeah, you haven't. But I'm trying to think of the hobbies that I've known him to have in the past. I know he's a rock climber. He is. I know he's very outdoorsy. Yes.

I would say fitness is a hobby of his. He had one of those water cooler drink bottles. You know, one of those guys with the handle on it. Yes, 100%. I can deadlift 100 kilos now. I'd say cars are a hobby of his. He's into his rally. He's into dirt bikes. He bought a dirt bike.

Yeah. So I'm going to say it's something outdoorsy. I'm going to say it's something out there. Oh, he hasn't bought one of those. Oh, he hasn't bought one of those tents that goes on the top of your ute, has he? And then you go camping and then you fold out the tent and then you climb up the ladder and you sleep on top of your ute. Nah, he doesn't have a ute. Doesn't he?

Nah, he's got a Ford Focus XR6. Rally car. Yeah. He's got a rally car. See, I knew that about him. It is something, this hobby, he does it in his garage. Okay. So it could have been car stuff, but he's been doing this hobby.

Oh, no, no. He's not into model trains, is he? No, no. I was going to say, lucky he's engaged. Yeah, right? I don't think you'll ever pick what this hobby is. Can I have a couple of guesses? Yeah, have a couple more guesses.

He does it in his garage. Yep. You can spend lots of money on it. Yes. It's not barbecuing because you have to do that outside. It's also quite dangerous. Oh. Mmm.

Is it... That's your other hint. Taxidermy. I hope not. No. I don't know. I give up. It's dangerous.

It's expensive and he does it in his garage. No idea. My brother's newest hobby, he's making knives. Like, full on. Vaughn's newest hobby, he's making knives. Like full on. Like I'm not just talking like, you know, amateur stuff.

He's bought his own kiln. Yeah. And he's fully doing the whole thing. Can you do that in a garage? I thought the kiln had to be outside. I thought it was like fired. Yeah, it is. That's why it's dangerous.

He said to me, he goes, it's real dangerous, you know. And I was like, well, please be careful. I watched Vaughan make a knife one time. He went to like a knife making place and I've seen what's involved with making a knife. It's a lot. How many knives does your brother need? Well, he collects knives. He collects vintage knives and like knives from all over the world.

It is another hobby of his. He's a knife guy. He loves knives and he loves, he's also taught himself how to sharpen knives and that type of thing. Has he got any of those? He's a real manly man, my brother, isn't he? You know those ninja knives? It's got the three prongs on them and you can like throw them and wave them around. No.

He hasn't got any of those? He just has. He can make some. He has like actual knives, not like ninja stars or anything like that. Swords? Has he got any samurai swords? No. No swords, just knives.

Like Stitt Brothers? No. He doesn't have swords. Who signed the samurai sword on Stitt Brothers? Was it Randy Jackson from American Idol? From American Idol, yeah. I'm not going to not get Randy Jackson to sign. The only thing I had was this samurai sword.

Yeah, right. Okay, he's a knife guy. Well, I think I know what you, your mum, your dad, your sister, your sister's husband are getting for Christmas. A knife? Homemade knives. I should show you. He sent me a picture because I think, because I was saying to you off air,

I was like, I think my brother's got a cool hobby. Yeah. Like, because it's quite hard to get a cool hobby these days, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Where does he get the steel from? That's a great question. I'll show you one of the, he sent me this picture, and I mean people listening can't see, but you described, this is a knife he's made.

Oh, yeah, that's a neat looking knife. Pretty nice, eh? It's quite rugged, which I think is cool about it. It's like one of his first goes at it. Yeah. Yeah. But he's got the full-on kiln. He's got all the equipment.

He's not going to need to collect the stickers at New World this Christmas, is he? Nah, he's making his own. He's got his own knives. He's making his own. Oh, you know what he should get into now? What? Knife blocks. You know?

Make his own knife blocks. Make the whole set. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. I thought we could ask people off the back of this because I think that's quite a cool hobby. Yes. Do you have a hobby and is it cool?

Yeah. The real motivation for this is Bree and I don't have hobbies. Yeah. We don't really have like a passion. My brother also collects, actually I probably shouldn't say that. He doesn't want me saying that. Oh, okay. He collects what?

He doesn't want people to that. Oh, okay. He collects what? He doesn't want people to know. Princess Diana merchandise? No. I'll tell you off air. Okay, all right. Is your hobby cool? And do you think it's something Bree and I could get into? That's what we're looking for this afternoon.

We're looking for some hobbies, some cool hobbies. And look, if you call up and you tell us your hobby, we will tell you whether it's cool or not, or we think it's cool or not. We'll tell you whether it's for us. Yeah. Isn't it? Yeah.

But I want to hear passionate people who have passionate interests, who love what they do in their spare time. And no judgment, because, I mean, we don't have bloody hobbies. No, the weirder, the more interesting, the better, I reckon. We're in the market for a new hobby. I'm jealous of my brother's new hobby.

He's making knives. Yeah. He's got a full-on kiln. Is he self-taught? Did he get it off YouTube? Yeah, he's self-taught. I think he went for one lesson, and then my brother's one of those type of people

where he's just super handy. He picks it up, yeah. He's so smart, and he can just figure it out. What sort of hobby do you think you shouldn't teach yourself off YouTube? Skydiving? Yeah, probably. Amp sailing? It'd be quite a few.

Base jumping. Base jumping. Any extreme sport? Go for at least one lesson, eh? Yeah. Go for one lesson. I think so. Axe throwing?

Nah, you can figure out axe throwing, can't you? Can you? Just don't have anyone around you. Yeah. Go for one lesson. I think so. Axe throwing? Nah, you can figure out axe throwing, can't you? Can you? Just don't have anyone around you. Yeah. What is there really to learn about axe throwing? Do you want to go axe throwing, by the way? There's one just up the road. Yeah, I'd love to go axe throwing.

Shall we just check with the producers quickly? Claudia, I know you're really busy. I've got an important question for you. Claudia, please. Claudia. Claudia, please. Claudia. Claudia, it's important.

Hello. Hi. Who do you think would be better at axe throwing, Bree or me? Oh, that's actually a good question. Probably Bree. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, probably Bree. I feel like it's kind of the same motion as throwing a softball.

Yeah, probably. I'd probably be okay with it. Let's go to Sarah and see if Sarah has a cool hobby we could adopt. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, hi. What's your cool hobby, Sarah? I have seven beehives in my backyard.

That's a cool hobby. I love the idea of beekeeping. It's good for the environment. You get free honey. You can totally do it urban. Doesn't matter where you live. Just go and tell your neighbours. There's that company, I think they're called Bees on Top. Shout out to

Bees on Top. And they will actually come out and bring a hive to your place and you look after the hive and stuff. And that's their business. My brother-in-law is allergic to bees. Maybe not him. I want him to be able to visit. That's the issue.

As long as we get an EpiPen, keep it at our house, we'll be fine, right, Sarah? I want them to be able to visit. That's the issue, you know? Yeah. But I guess there's bees. As long as we get an EpiPen, keep it at our house, we'll be fine, right, Sarah? And if one stings them, you can just be like, dude, prove it was my bee. See? No liability. That's a great point, Sarah. That's a great point. No liability.

Let's go to Jasper. Hi, Jasper. Hi, Jasper. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. You and your dad have a cool hobby, Jasper. Yeah, yeah. So my dad got into it first. He got given a still and started making gin. Oh, nice.

Gin. His first couple of batches were pretty horrible to be honest. Yeah. As they would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. COVID sort of helped and he's refined it a bit. So I got into it about six months ago. And so we sort of have these gin competitions amongst ourselves. I love that.

I imagine bad gin can taste like paint strip a bit. What sort of botanicals are you guys running in your gins? At the moment, my last batch, obviously, you've got your juniper berries and coriander sort of make up the base botanicals. And then the last batch I did was kaffir lime, lime and cinnamon. Ooh, that sounds delightful. Yeah, but Jasper, can you make a Skittles one though? Oh, mate, you can put whatever you want in there.

See, I would be all around gin flavoured with Skittles. I honestly thought you were going to ask him for a garlic bread gin. Oh, no, that's too far. You could put garlic in. I don't know how to do the bread, though. You could figure it out, Jasper. Thanks, Jasper. You're a bloody expert.

Someone texted her and said, my hobby is that I play competitive laser tag. I've repped New Zealand at the Australasian Champs since 2015 and super passionate about it. No wrong way to play and super social. Someone said airsoft, which is similar. It's like paintball except the bullets are just foam so they don't hurt you. I love laser tag and paintball and stuff like that.

Someone said I do nude clay models plus clay genitalia. Interesting. Interesting. I wonder what colour the clay is. Can you imagine shaping that? Yeah, I can I can picture it Play that song from the movie Ghost

Spin around Someone else said I show miniature horses I love miniature horses So by show them Does that mean you train them and take them to events? Yeah, competitions. Get them to jump over tiny little barriers.

And they said they also play lawn bowls in their spare time. They're 24. The miniature horses can play lawn bowls? Yeah. Wow, that's impressive. Let's go to Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Melissa.

Hi, there. Tell us, Melissa, what is your cool hobby? So I do quite a number of things. I do teetering in my spare time. Wait, wait, wait a second, Melissa. I've got to pull you up on this one. Yeah, yeah, get it, yeah. Do you have a tattoo gun at home

and do you just tattoo anyone that will let you? Yeah, pretty much. That's mostly like I have. No, I've got the same concern as Bree. Do you have enough hours on the gun that if I'm going to sit down for a tattoo with you, because this is going to be on my body forever. I think you should give Clint his first tattoo, Melissa. I've been doing it for about nine years.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So I have plenty of experience. Did you practice? When you say plenty, like how many tattoos you reckon you've done? Oh, more than I can count at least. Do you practice on yourself?

Yes. Well, I have like 35 myself. Wow. And you did them? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have maybe like 10 that I've done by other people. Okay, that's impressive.

Has any of the tattoos ever gone a bit wrong, Melissa? Well, you get good enough that you can kind of fix them up. Yeah. Usually it's if people are like, oh, shit, that really hurts, and they jump off the table and you're like, oh, my God, I didn't have time to. I've gone too deep. Yeah.

Yeah. Move around, move away from them. As soon as I can feel people move, I'm like, okay, are you going to move? And they're like, no, I'm good. I'm like, okay, sure. Amateur tattooing, what else is on the list? I also do aerial gymnastics, so like sling and silks. Like Pink.

Like Pink does in her show. Yeah, yeah, like that. And I also do pole dancing as well. Melissa, you are a woman of many talents. Yeah, well, I have quite a few health issues, like scoliosis and stuff. So I got recommended to do those things and I actually found out that I loved them. And does it help? Does it help with your scoliosis? Oh very

very much so. Oh good. Yeah I have had hardly any pain and things like that and I'm actually going to see the surgeon and things and see the comparison of say I had X-rays done a few months ago and I'm going to see the surgeon and things and see the comparison of, say, I had x-rays done a few months ago and I'm going to have more done and see what is good. Oh, good on you, Melissa. Melissa, the flying tattoo artist,

thanks so much for giving us a call this afternoon. You know what would be cool is if she tattooed whilst doing, you know, upside down tattoos. Whilst doing pole dancing slash on the trapeze. We're going to talk about the story that is in the news today. It is the new record for the world's oldest dog. I feel like we talked about the dog that had the record like maybe last year sometime. Oh, yeah.

So this story, I'm a little bit cautious of. That dog may have died and this dog has taken the title. No, but remember it was a Chihuahua. Oh, yeah, it was ugly as all hell. And it was ugly and it turned. It was hanging on by dear life. And it turned 21. Oh, this dog blows that dog out of the water.

That's what I mean. So, yeah, anyway. So, okay, so the world's oldest dog has just had another birthday. That's why we're talking about it, okay? Bobby was declared the world's oldest dog by the Guinness Book of World Records in February. So, Bobby only became the world's oldest dog this year, okay?

Right. Focus on me. Don't focus on you, Chihuahua. Focus on me and Bobby. I'm just Googling. I'm Googling Bobby. Stop trying to discredit Bobby before I've even given you the stats. Okay? Calm down. He was crowned. We've got to take this seriously, okay? It's the world's oldest dog.

What do you think this is? Some light-hearted banter? Think this is a silly story? No. This is what I get paid to do, okay, Brianna? And I'd appreciate it if you took me seriously. Okay, I'll try and take it seriously. Over the weekend, Bobby, the world's oldest dog, turned 31.

Take it seriously. Take it seriously. I don't know if I can. Bobby is a purebred refiero do aliento, a breed of Portuguese dog trained to guard livestock. He looks like a Labrador. He looks like a chocolate lab. Yeah, he looks like a chocolate lab, yeah.

As he's gotten older, he has had suffered difficulties walking. Yeah, no shit. He's 31. He also experienced a decline in eyesight. I bet. And yeah, he's the world's oldest dog. In addition to being the oldest dog currently living, Bobby is also the oldest dog ever recorded,

according to the Guinness Book of World Records. And I'll just repeat that for you. According to the Guinness Book of Records, Bobby the brown Labrador looking dog, 31 years old. I need to see a birth certificate. That means if this is true, Bobby remembers 9-11. Yeah, Bobby Bobby's been, Bobby's

nearly the same age as me. Bobby watched Friends on TV, not on Netflix. Bobby could be one of my siblings. If Bobby was my childhood dog, I would still, oh my god, that's so weird to think about. Bobby had to turn his computer off on the 31st of December, 1999,

just in case the Y2K bug struck. Bobby had a Game Boy. He played Pokemon Blue. Bobby purchased Big Willie Style, the album, from Will Smith on CD. Bobby loved to collect Tarzos. Bobby had a Walkman. Bobby was a fan of parachute pants. The first time they were popular. The first time.

Not this time, not the new Allen Steins ones. Bobby's got the originals that you could zip off at the knees. Back in the day. 31 year old dog. I believe it. I want to believe it.

I choose to. Actually, I choose to believe it. Until that dog dies and you cut it in half and count the rings we have no no choice but to take his you count the rings on their poo that's how they know how old they are that's wild if that's true 31 and it's not a small dog it's a big dog like big dogs don't live as long as small dogs they don't That is fact. Bobby's bucking the trend. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy, The Weeknd, the musician, is apparently retiring the name The Weeknd. He is. First of all, he's never been able to spell it. I'm excited that the spelling wasn't. Every time I see the word The Weeknd, I'm all, he's never been able to spell it. I'm excited that the spelling was... Every time I see the word The Weeknd, I'm like, it's not really how you spell it. Love him, though. What he's doing, he's going to retire

his name and go by his birth name of Abel Tesfaye. Tesfaye, isn't it? Yes. Abel Tesfaye is his birth name and he's decided that, like, you know, The Weeknd is what he said. The Weeknd, he's like, I've done that chapter. I've done the weekend chapter and I think it's time to retire that name.

I don't know. I don't know how I feel about this. I mean, I remember when Lady Gaga was asked why was she going by Lady Gaga in her movie roles and she said, I am Lady Gaga and I am Stephanie and that is, this is not an act or a mask. This is who I am and this is all authentic. And I don't know. I feel and this is all authentic and I feel like he is The Weeknd. I don't know if he needs to retire.

Your inability to pronounce his new name makes me think that it's not a good name change. Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue according to Dean McCarthy. It's weird. I remember the Australian artist Chet Faker changed his name to his real name mid-career recently.

And then in the end, ended up changing back because... No one knew who he was? Yeah. It's hard enough to become famous for what you do as it is. And then you go and change it. I can't think of many times where it has worked. It is not the best marketing decision, is it? No.

Even Prince. Remember Prince made his name to a symbol? It went back to Prince. He had to. He had to change his name because the record label owned the name Prince. And when he left that record label, he wasn't allowed to be known as Prince. That was crazy. But yeah, The Weeknd, missing an E out of The Weeknd is actually a great name.

I thought it was great. But good on Abel Testay or whatever his name was. Testay. Testay. It's name was. Testfay. Testfay. It's already rolling off the tongue. That's the latest live out of LA with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Anyone planning a trip for the winter?

Ooh. A winter trip? Winter holiday? No, I'm not a big winter holiday-er. I am. Normally, my partner and I, we head down to Wanaka. Oh, yeah? For maybe a week. Yeah? Because that's a big winter holidayer. I am. Normally, my partner and I, we head down to Wanaka. Oh, yeah. For maybe a week. Yeah.

Because that's the best winter holiday. Yeah. So good. Keen for that. I always hang out for that free trip to Queenstown the company sends us on. Oh, that's a good time too. That's my holiday. Yeah.

Well, this might give you a few ideas because a list of destinations New Zealanders are most keen for a getaway in July to August has been released from Booking.com. Oh, yeah. Do you realize it's winter in two weeks? It's already winter for me. It's already winter, but that's the freaky thing. Winter actually doesn't actually begin for another two weeks.

Yeah. I feel like you could really feel it like two weeks ago. Yeah. I was like, oh, winter's here. Yeah, we're in the doldrums. Yeah, so if you're looking for some inspiration, Booking.com said they collated this list from all the searches that they've had in April.

Okay. Checking dates for July to August. Yeah. Okay. So these could be the worst places to go because they're the most overbooked. Well, maybe. Possibly.

Do you want domestic top 10? Let's stay home first. Okay, let's do domestic first. Number 10. Actually, we'll just do number... We'll do five. Give us a top five. Hot five. Yeah, hot five. Topal. Number five.

Christchurch. Wellington. How good's Christchurch? Queenstown. Yep. Number one. The number one. Top search place destination for Kiwis to travel this July, August. Auckland. Oh. Gore.

Auckland. Living. Number one. Yes, Producer Claude. Number one search was Auckland. Is that searched by Kiwis? Yes. Kiwis? Yes. Kiwis?

Yes. Oh, you're cooked, rest of the country. I reckon you know what's happened here is Lizzo's performing in July. Oh, that's a big one. You know, so there's that concert. What else? Was she doing two shows? One show, I think.

One show? That's only 15,000 people. Max? There must be some other shows here, surely. They're not coming for the weather. We live here. And I'm not from here, but I actually love the city. I think it's a great city.

That's some really good stuff about it, yeah. It's not good for a holiday. That's because you live here, though. What are you going to enjoy? The traffic? The floods? The sky tower? The shit weather?

The real friendly people. You go to a blues game at an empty stadium. Well, let's move on, okay? Oh, you go to the Warriors. Warriors would be good. The Warriors is good, yep. That's a good time. But let's move on.

It'll be raining, though. Let's do top international searches for Kiwis for July to August. Number five was Paris. Oh, gay Paris. Yeah. Paris. Are these just countries?

So not city? Oh, no, Paris is a city. Old Paris, Paris. Old Paris, eh? Is it Paris the city or Paris the country? Because they're Paris the person.

They're very different. Number four, Sydney. Love Sydney. Because it's so close. Number three, London. Who's just nipping to London for a holiday? Who wrote this list? Mike Hosking and Kate Hawksby?

No, they've got it from all the searches that Kiwis have done on Booking.com. We're in a cost of living crisis. Do you know how much it costs to go to London? Well, this might be more your speed. They're number two, the Gold Coast. Now we're talking. Can't go past the Goldie. Good, relatable holiday. And so close. You just jump on a plane for a couple of hours. Nip over, yeah. The number

one travel destination that Kiwis have been searching for the next couple of months, Rarotonga. Oh, yeah. I was going to say Fiji, but yeah. Bit of Raro. One of the islands. Yeah, get away from it all. Bali's too far and too expensive.

Yeah. And Raro. Nice and close. I believe it's Rarotonga that uses the New Zealand dollar. I'm pretty sure. Am I right about that, Claudia? She doesn't know. I think I'm right.

Let's just go with I'm right. I've never been, so I'll take your word for it. Yeah, right. Okay. There you go. If you're looking for some... Auckland or Raro, those are your options.

Yeah. Auckland or... Where would you go? I'm going to Auckland, so that sounds good to me. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. This is the place you come if you want to find out what song was top in the charts on your 16th birthday. We're going to kick it off with Jason. Good afternoon, Jason. G'day, Jason. Howdy.

How's your Tuesday been, Jason? Fantastic. How about you? Oh, pretty good, Jason. I like your energy. Whereabouts in the country are you calling in from? I'm in Hawke's Bay, but it hasn't been that way. Oh, nice. Well, we love the Hawke's Bay and we love you,

so let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 6th of October, 1989. All right, that means you were 16, Jason, in 2005. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button and let me know. Oh, it's the Sugar Babes, Jase. Is that a bit of you?

It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah. I like it. Brie was recently treated to an acoustic Sugar Babes performance at Sydney Mardi Gras. Yeah, I think they've done too many weed brownies though, Jase. Not surprised. Not surprised.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Cassandra. Kia ora, Cassandra. G'day, Cass. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you? Good old Hamilton.

Good old Hamilton. Oh, the Tron. We like it, Cassandra. What's your date of birth, mate? The 7th of the 7th, 1996. Right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And on that day, this was number one. You know my whistle, baby, whistle, baby, let me know.

Girl, I'm going to show you how to do it and we start real. Huge from Flo Rida. Huge, absolutely massive. 2012, the world was caught in a Flo Rida vortex. Yep. You could not escape Flo Rida. He was on everything. He was. What do you think, Cassandra?

Yeah, pretty good. Yeah. Not a bad tune. Pretty controversial song in 2012, wasn't it? Was it? Blow My Whistle. There was another song back in the early 2000s called Blow My Whistle. Oh, Blow My Whistle. There was another song back in the early 2000s called Blow My Whistle. Oh, Blow My Whistle.

Beep. Yeah. Same, the same band. DJ Alligator. Yeah, they also had the song, I wanna suck on your lollipop. Oh, we should bring that back. Songs of a similar ilk. It was an absolute tune.

Let's go Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. G'day, Charlotte. Hello, how's it going? Good, mate. Whereabouts in the country are you? I'm also from the Tron, so, yep. Shout out the Tron.

Oh, lovely. Chief's manor. Good to have you on board, Charlotte. What's your birthday? The 2nd of the 3rd, 1990. All right, that means you were 16, Charlotte, in 2006. And on the 2nd of March, 2006, this had a number one hit. Banger.

Come on, come on, come on. Bob Sinclair. And Love Generation. You love it, Charlotte? You got down to that at the Outback in Hamilton when you were younger? Maybe. I got down to that at the Outback in Hamilton when you were younger? Maybe. I got down to that at the Outback a couple of months ago, Charlotte. Oh, gosh.

Yeah, it's too bad. I had to pull my shoes off the floor. That's how you know you've been to the Outback. I'll never clean it. No, they were never the same again. Mate, it was a ripping good time. What is that black go away? Nobody knows.

I vote Charlotte. I vote Bob Sinclair. I do like again. Mate, it was a ripping good time. What is that black go away? Nobody knows. Yeah. I vote Charlotte. I vote Bob Sinclair. I do like it. Yeah, come on. I do like it. Come on, come on, come on, come on. I do like Jason's push the button. Yeah.

Push them. Nah, I'm going to go Bob Sinclair. I'm going with you, Charlotte. Woo. You've won. Yeah, nice one. My daughter also called Brianna, she wanted to say. Oh, lovely. Well, let me fun. My daughter also called Brianna, she wanted to say. Oh, lovely.

Well, let me give her, oh, Brianna. That's for your daughter. Right on, Charlotte. Here's your birthday banger coming straight out of 2006. It's Bob Sinclair and Love Generation on ZM. Bri and Clint. From Jamaica to the world. It's just love.

It's just love. It's just love. Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint, there's Bob Sinclair and Love Generation, the winner of today's birthday banger, coming straight out of the year 2006 for Charlotte and Brie in the Tron. Bloody good stuff. Bloody good. We were talking about DJ Alligator who had a couple of hit songs.

Yeah. And have we got them? We're just working on it right now. Oh, there was Blow My Whistle. Blow My Whistle was a big one at Lava Bar in Rotorua. It's huge. And for those old enough to remember, I'm talking Lava Bar when it was still a house, not a bar.

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to Lava Bar a couple of times, RIP. You went to the house. Yeah. I went to the house. No, no, no, you went to the bar. I went to both.

No, you didn't. No, I did. We got them. We got them. We got DJ Alligator. Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. Blow My Whistle, baby. Yeah.

I love the boat. Blow it like you mean to blow. So aggressive. Blow my whistle, baby. This is obviously the radio version. Open up and put it in. Let's begin. Oh, yeah.

Blue Light Disco 1997, baby Open up, put it in This guy wasn't even trying to be subtle about what he was saying Pull it like you mean to blow Did we ever want to suck on your lollipop? I think it was too much for Korda We gave her about 45 seconds She's got it

She's got it Okay, we've just got to fill time She's quick She's quick I know what we can fill time with Blow my whistle, baby Alright, I want to see those heads She's got to fill time. She's quick. She's quick. I know who I can fill time with. Blow my whistle, baby. All right.

I want to see those heads. Okay, you ready for a hot DJ alligator mix? I'm ready for a bit of I want to suck on your lollipop. Change it up. Oh, wait. Let's begin. Oh, bagger. Whip-pew.

This is the same song. I could totally do this girl's job. I could totally do that job. Ready? Let me give it a go. Yeah, all right. Okay, here comes the big one. I want...

Oh. He ruined it. You got stage fright. Ruined the vibe. Oh, that was good. That was a good time. Throwback. That was good.

9696, should we do DJ Alligator, I want to suck on your lollipop for Friday Oki this week? I'd love to do it. I feel like I'd crush that song. Open up, put it in. It's pretty much just speaking. Okay, we're going to challenge for ourselves here. Over the last couple of months,

we've been on the search for certain categories of people. It started out with you looking for only Dans. Only Dans was the first one. People who had the name Dan. Yes, and then we did only Sams. We searched for only Sams. My favourite so far has to be only Grands. Yeah, only Grandparents.

We filled the phone lines with six adorable Grandmothers. Yeah, that was delightful. And more recently, we did only Vans. People who were either in a van at the time or were wearing a pair of vans. Or what was the third category? There was a third category for vans. Oh, they were called Van. Or their name was Van.

We didn't get any of those. We failed. Yeah. We failed on that one. We got five out of six. Yeah, this week. A new challenge. To celebrate New Zealand Music Month, we're doing Only Bands.

Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Bands. Oh, yeah. Only people in a band. That's right. If that's you, this is your time to shine. You can even give your band a shout out. You can plug your band. You can even share your band's MySpace page.

Hope DJ Alligator calls up. It's New Zealand Music Month, so we're looking for people in bands. 0800 DIAL ZM. Now, a win for us in this game is six representatives from six different Kiwi bands. However, as always with this game, you have the chance to derail it. You can call us and say you're not in a band. And the minute somebody like that gets thrown $800 at him, the game is over.

We're dead in the water. That's how we roll. We welcome everyone to call, but hopefully people just in bands. Call now. I hope Caleb from Broods calls. Oh, my God. Who's on your wish list? Oh, wish list.

Will from Saatchi. Navy. You want Navy to call from Navy? Georgia Lines. Georgia Lines from Georgia Lines. She listens to our show sometimes. If you call us and tell us you're the drummer for Lorde, we'll believe you.

Yeah. Benny. Benny, yep. You're not naming bands. You're just naming individual people. Oh, do they count? Yeah, they do, but I want some bands. Okay.

What about someone from the Beths? The Beths would be great. Yeah. Neil Finn from Crowded House wants to call. Someone from the Symphony Liner. Okay, we have six phone lines. One of them is still open. 0800 dial ZM if you are in a band.

Bree and Clint. Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Bands. That's right. It's another installment of Only Something. And this week it's Only Bands for New Zealand Music Month. Can we fill the ZM phone lines with six members of six different bands? That's a win for us if we can.

A fail looks like you calling through to derail the whole segment and saying, I'm not in a band. Suck on that. Which we also welcome that in this segment. We leave the outcome up to you guys. It's over to Chance. It is. We're going to go to Ezra first.

Ezra has a cool name. Isra's in a band. Not George, Isra. Hello. This is not Isra from Vampire Weekend, is it? My house in Budapest, my hidden treasure. Isra, get us started. Tell us you're in a band. Yeah, g'day, I'm in a band.

Yes, Isra. Give the band a plug. What's the name? We're called The Darlings. The Darlings. Where do The Darlings perform? What, I'm sorry? Where can we see The Darlings performing? In the promised lands of Mount Manganui. Lovely.

What genre? Surfing band? We play literally every genre ever. Yeah. We play funk, soul, indie, punk. We love it. Available for weddings? Yeah, why not?

Yeah, why not? There you go. Get in touch. We love the darlings. Ezra, stay with us, please. We're going to band member number two. Let's talk to Sheldon. Hi, Sheldon.

Hi, Sheldon. Hey, guys. Please tell us, Sheldon. You don'teldon. Hey, guys. Please tell us, Sheldon, you don't want to derail it this early. Are you a part of a band? Yeah, mate, in a band. Yeah! Yes, Sheldon. Sheldon, you own a heavy metal band? No, we do all genres

through, from disco, rock and roll. Are you a covers band? Covers band. Covers band, yeah. What's the name of the band, Sheldon? Just Us. Just Us. Just Us, I like it. All right, Sheldon, you're in our band.

Stick with us. We've got to go to Ban. Hi, Ban. Hi, Ban. Hi, my name is Ban. Oh, we asked for only Bans to call. Oh, my God. Amazing.

I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it. That's so good. Thanks for calling. Your name is Ban. Yeah. You don't happen to be in a band as well, do you? No, I'm not in a band.

You don't need to be. You're in our band. Oh, I didn't even think of that option, but I'm so glad you're here. Claudia, we've lost a line. We need to refill line six. But in the meantime, we're going to go to line four. If you're in a band, you can call 0800 dial ZM right now. There's a free line available. Let's go to line number four.

Hi, John. G'day, John. How we going? Good, thanks. John, please tell me you're in a band. I'm in two bands right now. Two? Yes! Oh, John, what do you play? Nothing. I'm in red bands. Red bands

the gumboots. I'll take it. I've got a foot in each band. Yeah, people are so creative. They're taking this to places we never thought about. Okay, John, you're in your red bands. You're in our band. You're a good man, John.

Let's go to, who are we talking to now? Ryan. Ryan? Yes. Where do I find Ryan? Ryan, are you with us? Yes. G'day, Rizey.

Come on now. We've got four. We need a fifth. Are you in a band? I am in a band. What type of band? We do te reo Māori tunes and we do translate pop songs into te reo Māori.

Amazing. What's the name? We're the Harmonic Resonators. The Harmonic Resonators. Yes, see, I'm all about it. Into Māori duelators. Love it. Okay, you're in our band.

We have one left. We have one person left. Oh. This is someone who's called up last minute. It's all hinges on Steve. G'day, Steve. Hi, guys. Steve, why? I'm trying to sense your energy because we do

welcome people to call up and derail the segment. We've had five. We're on a roll. We need six. Are you in a band? No. Oh, Steve! Gutted.

Oh, I'm gutted, Steve. We got three bands, one person called Ben, a guy in some red bands, and Steve. Have you ever thought about being in a band, Steve? No, I'm in IT, so no. You are so far from being in a band. The exact opposite of Ben. Oh, well, can't win them all, so no. You were so far from being in a band. The exact opposite of a band. Oh well, can't win them all, I guess.

Oh, we got so close. People were so clever with it. I had such high hopes. I did too. People were really trying to help us out. Who was your favourite? Band. Band? Band, yeah. No, no, John with the red bands was pretty good too. Alright, we'll try

again next week. Bree and Clint. Let's get classical. with the red bands was pretty good too. Yeah. All right, we'll try again next week. Bree and Clint. Let's get classical. Let's get classical. This is our classical music guessing game. Don't tune out, okay,

the pop songs. It's fun. Don't do classical style. It's real fun. You know, I was at a wedding last week in Perth and they had a band there

at the start of the reception and it was like a string quartet with a percussionist and they were just doing like popular songs in classical music style. It was so classy. And you listen to it

and you're like, wait, that's Rihanna. They're doing a Rihanna song. Is it at the end of the movie The Hangover where there's the band at the wedding and I'm pretty sure

he's doing To the Window, To the Wall. In classical style. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right. To the window, to the wall, to the switch, drop down my ball. I'm pretty sure that's the song he does, yeah. Claudia has been out hunting for classical songs for us. Hi, Claude.

Hello. Can you give me that band's number? I might need some help. Claude's desperately looking for more classical music, by the way. More pop songs done in classical style. So if you know of any, can you DM our Instagram page, Bree and Claude? Yeah, send them through. Should we get an orchestra to come in and do a couple? I've suggested that. I'm down. That'd be fun. How much can an orchestra cost? I mean, how many people in an

orchestra? Not many. You got your violins, you got your oboes. I don't know. Oh, good band. I don't know who's in an orchestra. Violin, oboes. Oh, no, wait. Violins. Cello.

Cello. Harp. Sure. Bass. Bass. Double bass. Flutes. Triangle.

Violins. I know I said violins. Saxophones. More violins. There's a few. Okay, should we try and guess some. I know I said violins. Saxophones. More violins. There's a few. Okay, should we try and guess some? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, cool.

So I've got three different songs for you. You tend to buzz in with your name. They're all classical covers of songs that you know. Here's your first one. Yeah, yeah. Brie. Brie. Is it Maroon 5, Girls Like You? Yeah, yeah, Brie. Brie. Is it Maroon 5, Girls Like You?

Yeah, exactly right. I knew it was Maroon 5. That was a good one. I can definitely hear the oboe in that. What's the one that goes... Tuba. Tuba. Tuba. What's the one that goes ho, ho, ho, ho, ho? Tuba. Tuba.

Tuba. Tuba. Okay, cool. We got one on the board for Bray. One on the board. Should we go again? Yeah, let's go again. Okay, here it is.

Here it is. Clint. Madonna, Material Girl. Yes, it is. Yeah. Yeah, banger. Dramatic. Bing, bing.

All right, one apiece. We can have an acapella band next. I'd love, I'd love, We can have an acapella band next I'd love, I'd love Can we get an acapella band to come in here? Like um Pentatonix Pentatonix, yeah, yeah, yeah I love the Pentatonix

You would I saw them come up on TikTok I love them Alright All tied up at the moment This is for the win? Yeah, this is for the win Okay

Here you go. I know it. It's there. I've got nothing. This one is the hardest one. Can we have a clue? Can we play? Wait, wait, wait. Can we play it from the start again? Because I think the start is the hardest one. Can we have a clue? Can we play? Wait, wait, wait. Can we play it from the start again?

Because I think the start is the part I recognise. The singer is female. Brie. Brie. Love it or devour. Beyonce. Beyonce. Oh. Love it'll devour. Beyonce. Who run the world, girls?

Yeah. Run the world. Yeah. Who run the world? Girls, girls. Who run the world? Girls, girls. Who run the world?

Oh, that was hard. Who run the world? Girls, girls. Who run the world? Girls, girls. Who run this mother? Well done. That was a tough one.

Just proven who runs the world. Yeah. Beyonce. Technically, without me singing on it, that's the Major Lazer song, not the Beyonce song, isn't it? I don't know. Huh?

You know how this is just her singing over the top of a Major Lazer song? Is it? Huh? Yeah. What? What? Pondi Floor?

What? This song here, it's just a Major Lazer song that she started singing on. Are you kidding? I did not know that. I mean, you know every day. Am I mansplaining Beyonce?

This story's everywhere today, and I heard Fletch Vaughan and Hayley talking about it, but it's caused an uproar, and people are discussing whether it's petty or warranted, right? Okay. It's the situation where someone's posted a photo of the work fridge at their place of work and it's got milk bottles in the fridge. Oh, I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah.

So there's milk bottles in the fridge and one of the milk bottles has a padlock on top of that. They've got or 3D printed a special lid, which allows it to be padlocked through the handle of the milk bottle. It's quite impressive. I didn't even know you could buy those. Very clever. And I reckon very useful for a lot of workplaces. Yeah. So this is the situation, right?

We don't have all the details. We just have the photo. But let's discuss, and I think we discuss, I'm guessing if someone's padlocking a milk at work, they have bought that milk. It's special milk. Yeah. It might be lactose-free milk.

It might be oat milk. It might be a special type of milk that they have to have or that they like. Or they're just very particular and they like to have their own bottle of milk. Or that too, you know. Do you think it is petty or warranted to padlock your bottle of milk at work? Do we have any specifics? Do we have any details on this?

So I looked into it and apparently that's all we have is the photo. Alright, so we have to go off that. We have to go off that. There's a point where you have to accept that the work fridge is a communal space and I accepted this a long time ago. I used to, when I

did Breakfast Radio, I used to buy spreadable butter so I could have vogels in the morning. I do love spreadable butter. And it just kept getting ram rated every day. More and more in the butter. People taking the butter like oh yeah mean butter. Write my name on it didn't do anything. And I was getting so

worked up about this. Eventually you just have to accept that it's a communal space. Yeah but if you could have padlocked it would you? So quite possibly yeah I possibly would have put it inside one of those little money tins that you could get padlocked it, would you? So, quite possibly, yeah. Possibly would have put it inside one of those little money tins that you could get, but I didn't think about that at the time. Oh, yeah.

You know, you could do that. You could put it in a safe. Yeah, in a little... In the fridge. You know those little money tins they have at Sausage Sizzles? Yeah. You just get them from Mitre 10. Cheap.

Yeah. Put it in there. Put it in there. I would have done that. But at the same time, how pathetic. Nah,. Put it in there. Put it in there. I would have done that. But at the same time, how pathetic. Nah, I think it's fine. I mean, the price of butter has gone way up. Exactly.

Because you know what? It's not even about that. It's about the principle. Okay, but you have to look at how dramatic you're being too in the work fridge. Like, if you look at the milk specifically, milk with a padlock on it? Milk with a padlock on it.

What if it's expensive milk? White gold. You know, what if they are allergic and they need a specific type and then how annoying that you go to the fridge and it's all gone. For me, I'm like, unless that is your own breast milk

that you had to pump yourself. I don't know if I'm drinking my own breast milk. Or storing it in the work fridge. Yeah. Producers, do you want to weigh in on this? Do you think it's petty or warranted that someone has put a padlock on their bottle of milk at work? To be honest,

it sounds like something I would do. Yeah. Like I want to say that it's petty. It does sound like Claudia. But then at the same time, I kind of applaud them for their ingenuity. I'm so in between. I would never want to be known as padlock milk guy. You know? Even if you did it, you wouldn't want that to be a key part of your persona.

Yeah. Ella, petty or fine? Well, I'm vegan, so if someone took my oat milk, I'd be mad. I'd padlock that. Any opportunity to tell us that she's vegan, eh? Any opportunity. No, we didn't ask if you were vegan. We literally didn't ask if you were vegan or not.

We just asked, petty or warranted? Just providing context for the oat milk. Yeah, right. She's vegan, by the way. I'm lactose intolerant, by the way. Oh, dear. Don't drink two litres of milk then. Oh, I did that last week.

No, that was on my list of things to do last week. You know someone at the comedy festival turned around because I went to see James Musterpeg? Yeah. Because last week you made me drink two litres of milk and this guy turned around and he goes, how bad was it last Monday? And I went, excuse me?

And he goes, the milk, how bad was it? Good to be known for something. You, pity or justified? I think it's justified. I think it's fine. Yeah, I think it might be. I just... I would actually applaud it.

Like, if it was me in the office, I'd actually probably look at it because... You have to own it, yeah. You know, like, I'd probably go, if you're always the person stealing other people's milk, then you're probably going to go, oh, that's petty. Yeah. But if you're-

Way to out yourself as the milk stealer, right? If you complain about it, way to out yourself. Yeah. I want to talk this afternoon about milk, about, sorry, not milk, about fridge fights. This happens in flats. It happens in workplaces. Anytime there's a shared fridge, there is room for conflict.

Okay? You may have been accused of stealing somebody's food or milk or something from the fridge. Or maybe you did steal something. Or maybe you are the stealer. Or maybe you're the person who had it stolen from you. Did it blow up an entire flat dynamic over stuff in the fridge? And what was the item that was enough to cause a rift between your group?

Bree and Clint. We want to know the fights that were caused because of the communal fridge. Lucy's called up. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Tell us, where was the fridge? Was it at home? At work? It was at work. Oh, here we go, Lucy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so one of my friends, we were just having our meal and she had a can of lemonade Yeah. Oh, uproar! What kind of terrorist opens someone else's can of lemonade, takes a sip and then puts it back? What an animal.

It's not even a bottle where you could kind of maybe get away with it. An open 1.5 litre bottle, you can get away with a glass. Yeah. But a can? The can's ruined. She might as well have taken the whole can. It's ruined. Yeah, exactly.

No, it was only a sip. So we decided that we'd kind of... Investigate. Yeah, well, actually, so we got some laxatives and just put a little bit in the can and kind of thought we'd just see who called in sick the next day.

I'm so invested in this story, Lucy. What happened? Well, it kind of, we didn't figure out who it was because no other us was working anyway. Oh, my God. But hopefully they weren't the election. You filled the open can of lemonade with laxatives hoping that the perpetrator would poo their pants

and they'd be outed. That is a great plan and I'm so surprised that it didn't come off. Well, they left some still in the can so there was still lemonade in there. Yeah, yeah. I'm across the

dimensions of the whole thing. I think you try again. I think you set a trap. You set a trap for the lemonade drinker. And you write on the can, free lemonade. Free lemonade. Yeah. To whoever wants it. Only take one sip, though.

Wayne's here. Hi, Wayne. Hi, Wayne. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. What was the fridge fight, Wayne? No, it was a shower, shared shower fight. Okay, shared shower fight.

Tell us about it. Yeah. So we were at university and communal shower. Seniors were allowed to leave their shampoo in the shower. Yeah.

First years were not. Okay. And our shampoo kept going down. So we decided to call the seniors in, identify a bottle, pour a bottle of peroxide,

which is like a bleach for your hair. No! And mix it and we soon found out who was the culprit. Wayne. Wayne. No, you're so stupid.

You should have put that hair stuff in. Nair. Nair. Yeah, you should have put that in, and then you really would have seen who it was. The hair melting cream. Yeah. Right.

I can just say they weren't very popular with the ladies with that hairstyle of theirs. It was all moshy. Was it boy or girl? No, boys. Boy, yeah. Yeah, of course. The lads. Yeah, lads.

The lads stealing the shampoo. Over a $2.50 bottle of VO5. Mate, I would have been ropeable. George is here. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. Your flat ended due to a fridge fight. Tell us about it. It was my friend's flat. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. Your flat ended due to a fridge fight.

Tell us about it. It was my friend's flat. Okay. So one of the flatmates thought that someone was eating their food, so decided to put cat food in one of the flatmates' tuna bake. Oh, no. It turns out he was enjoying a little bit of the Mary Jane and forgetting that he was eating his own food.

You're joking. He was the one. Please tell me that he had too much of the Mary Jane and then went and ate the cat food pasta bake that he'd made as well. Oh, I wish. Oh, that would be so good. God, how much Mary Jane was he having? Jeez, I wish. Oh, that would be so good. God, how much Mary Jane was he having? Jeez,

will you forget altogether? Far out. Too much by the sounds of deep, Can you imagine this guy doing a shop, then getting blazed, then getting the munchies, eating all of his own food, passing out and then waking up and going, I've been robbed. Who's taken my food?

Who is it? Oh, God. I've been robbed. I've got my food? Who is it? Oh, God. I've been robbed. I've got one more text to read you on this. We're talking about a fridge fight. Someone said, a workmate, young male, 18, got more than he bargained for when he took milk from the work fridge, which was sealed in a plastic bag.

It was my breast milk. I still find it funny today. You never trust milk in a bag, can I say? It's in a bag for a reason. It's in a bag for a reason. Milk doesn't come in a bag. The oldest woman to grace the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is going to be Martha Stewart. She's going to do Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is going to be Martha Stewart.

She's going to do Sports Illustrated. Yeah, Martha Stewart always breaking those boundaries, you know. First she was a TV chef. Yep. And then she was... She was a home executive extraordinaire. Yeah, and then she was going to prison.

Then she was a tax fraudster. Yeah. Then she was a prisoner. I. Yeah. Then she was a prisoner. I love her. I think she's awesome. Her story is really interesting. Yeah, she got a lot of stories, I reckon. My question is, what's her sport? Do you have to play a sport to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated?

I think it's sport and fitness. Sport and fitness. Yeah. That's what I think of when I think of Martha Stewart. She said, before I reveal her age, she said, when I heard that I was going to be

on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, I thought, oh, that's pretty good. I'm going to be the oldest person, I think, ever on a Sports Illustrated. And I don't think about age very much, but I thought,

this is kind of historic. I've got a picture of it here for you, Brie. My God, she looks fantastic. Doesn't she look wonderful? I wish I looked like that now. God, her boobs are sitting higher than mine. That's depressing. That's very depressing.

So I thought we could play the age game Old Babes Edition this afternoon. This is our game where we try and guess how old celebrities are and today we're going to focus exclusively on old babes. Alright, old babes. So we'll start with Martha Stewart. Brie, how old do you think Martha Stewart is? I thought

she was like nearly 80 but looking at that, I don't think she is. She's I'm going to look at it, I think she's 79. 79. Claudia, how old is Martha Stewart? I was going to go younger, like 74. 74?

Oh, yeah, could be. Okay, Ella, how old do you think Martha Stewart is? I'm going to go 83. 83. Also, Ella, do you know who Martha Stewart is? No. Okay, cool. 79, 83.

We have a tie between Brie and Ella Because Martha Stewart is 81 Yeah I thought she was about that 81 on the cover of Sports Illustrated magazine Wow Do yourself a favour Google it because damn she looks incredible We've got to get Joe Biden

On the cover of Play Dude What's the What's the Joe Biden on the cover of Play Dude. What's the What's the What's the Men's Health? Men's Health, GQ. We've just got to get Biden's rig off.

That's what we're going to do. We need to get him out there. Okay, Old Babes edition. How old is Meryl Streep? Oh, I should know this. You should know this. 65. 65, great guess. 70. 70 from Claudia this. You should know this. 65. 65.

Great guess. 70. 70 from Claudia. Nah, she's older. Another great guess. She's 74, I reckon. No. Martha Stewart is 73.

No, sorry. I mean, Meryl Streep is 73. Yes, Giddings! That's two points to Bree. I should know that. She's my idol. One to Ella. Oh.

None to Claudia. Okay. Old Babes. Old Babes edition of The Age Game. How old is Jane Fonda? Oh, God, I love Jane Fonda. I'm deeply obsessed with her. I reckon she is 86.

You reckon Jane Fonda's in her 80s? Yeah, I reckon 100%. I was going to say 85. 85? Yeah. Ella? 79. Ella, stop Googling who Jane Fonda is.

I didn't see the age. I didn't see the age. That is not fair. I didn't see it. She's disqualified from this round. No, guys. It doesn't matter because Claudia was bang on. Oh, yeah.

Jane Fonda is 85. She just copied what I on. Oh, yeah. Jane Fonda is 85. She just copied what I said. Oh, whatever. You just went one above what I said. Okay, one to each of you except for Bree who's on two. Ella, if you Google these. Sorry, I just didn't, I couldn't put a photo to them. Continue, continue.

Old Babes, George Clooney. Oh, the Cloonster. 72. 72 for George Clooney. Oh, the Cloonster. 72. 72 for George Clooney. Mr Nespresso. 69. 69 from Claudia. The old Clooney Cloon.

How's your mother, George Clooney? I want to say, give me a Mooney Clooney. The old Cloon dog. I'm going to say. The old have a hoon on Cloon. He's 60... 66. 66.

He's 65, so well done. Oh, my God. God, I'm killing this game. Oh, no, he's not. He's 62. Oh. Oh, sorry, George. You still get the point.

Oh, yes. Three to Bree. She's already won the game, just for fun. Old Babes edition. How old is Pamela Anderson? Pamela? Pamela Anderson? Pamela? Pamela Anderson. 63.

63 for Pamela Anderson. Are we doing her or her implants? Because I know both. Her. Okay. Her. Pamela, what did you say, Claude? 63.

Not very confidently. Yeah. Oh, that's a hard one. I'm going to say she's not that old. I'm going to say she's 57. 57 for Pamela Anderson. 62. 62.

Ella, do you know who Pamela Anderson is? Yes, I do, actually. She married that guy called Tommy. Brie wins again. Pamela Anderson's 55. What? Yeah. Old babes, everybody. It's not even old. It's not old.

It's not old, guys. 55 is not old. She's just a babe. Older than you. Brie and Clint. And that is the end of the Brie and Clint show. Oh, I thought it was Wednesday,

which means Ted Lasso day. I'm an episode behind, so I got Ted Lasso tonight. Oh, jealous. Ella, is tonight the night that the milk... It doesn't matter, you just give a thumbs up or thumbs down. Is tonight the night the milk video is coming out on our social media? In fact, is it already out now?

Could be. If you want to see what it was like for Bree to consume two litres of blue top milk about a week ago. In one hour. In one hour. As a lactose intolerant human. For charity. For charity. There's a lot of stuff going on in that sentence.

For lols. Man, I copped some heat for that. Online people are like, how dare you make a lactose intolerant woman consume two litres of milk. I'd make her do anything. Be like me making you lay in a bed of rotten fruit. My last co-host did that to me. Yeah, see, I would never. Yeah.

Because I care about you. Yeah, they made me. I offered you. I just offered you. It's not my fault you're a sucker for peer pressure. Yeah, but if you offer on the radio, you can't say no because then you look like the party pooper. You can say no. You know me as a person.

You need to learn to say no more. You know me as a person. I don't back down from a challenge, and there was money involved for the charity that I'm raising money for. I would not have withheld the money from that wonderful charity. But anyway, I achieved it anyway. You nailed it, and it's a great video, and it's on our Bree and Clint social media right now,

so definitely check that out, and definitely go and donate to the cause if you can. Bree's walking 50 kilometres in a day to raise money for women with incurable breast cancer. Yeah, the charity's called Sweet Louise. Just Google Sweet Louise. You can donate to anyone that's doing the 50Ks in May. Dollar, $5, $50, $100, $500.

Every dollar helps. Yes, please. Have a great night, everybody. Our brand new podcast, The Brian Clint After Party, is coming out very, very shortly. So get that in your ears wherever you get your podcasts and we'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye, guys.

Bye, guys. And I just feel so good every time I hear you. at your podcasts and we'll catch you back tomorrow bye guys bye guys