ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th May 2025

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

The age old argument of how to leave the toilet seat.  Who has the worst alarm?  Do you share a name with a famous person?  Fridayoke: What Was That by Lorde.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Nashville Zinger FLG rap. Oh my god, it's driving! Make some noise, for the original. ZM's Bree and Clint. Hey, make some noise for the original. Say hello to Bre and Clint.

Afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bre and Clint show. We're behind the scenes. We've just been posing for our photo for Pink Shirt Day. We've all got our pink shirts on and then we've been looking at the photos that were taken to try and figure out which photo we're going to get the least amount of bullying for. Yeah, happy Pink shirt day everyone. Everyone's like, no I look silly, people make fun of me. They can't make fun of you on pink shirt day. No they can't. So post whatever you like, which you should be able to do anytime. Also question for you, because we were just having our meeting at a restaurant. No, our satellite office. Our satellite office.

And we lime scooted and I hit myself on the knobbly part of my ankle. Yeah. What are the worst places on your body to be hit? The knobbly part of your ankle. Yeah. The weinus. The weinus, the funny bone.

The shin. The shin's a bad one. The hip into the corner of the bench is pretty bad. It's pretty bad. Little toe. And stubbing your little toe. That's pretty horrible. And getting hit in the nose too.

Yeah, but it's rare. It is rare. How often do you walk into things with your nose? I've been hit in the nose by Shane Cameron, the boxer before. Yeah, that'll hurt. Yeah. That'll hurt. Yeah, he was trying to get me ready for the charity fight. Yeah, that'll hurt. Yeah. That'll hurt.

Yeah, he was trying to get me ready for the charity fight. He's trying to shut you up. He was like, this one's gonna feel like boom! He's like, hey, it's not pink shirt day, is it? And you went, nah, why? And he went, bam! Pow! We got a fun show on the way.

We are gonna add our last item for Zediem's last add to cart to our cart at four o'clock. Make sure you've got the bonus item from one roof dot co dot NZ because there's four Items in our cart today someone just takes through this might be the meanest thing I've heard today They said I have a phobia of my ankles being hit and my husband will grab my feet and clang them together on purpose That's so mean yeah, but that's love. That hurts. That's love. That really hurts. When they know your weaknesses and they use them against you, that's love. The certain type of love. Yeah. He can't do it today though because it's pink shirt day. Exactly,

can't do it today. What we can do today though is tradie versus lady, 50 bucks up for grabs. If you want to play for a Friday, give a call now 0800 DIALZEDM. ZM's Bree and C**t. Whoa it's Bree and Clint. Oh then why are the letters so close together? It's just a weird font sorry. Bree and Clint time for a round of tradie vs lady. It's tradie vs lady. Ladies! 3, 2, 1, let's go! We are missing our whiteboard. Not sure of the scores.

I'm going to take a guess. 31 to the tradies, 40 to the ladies. Yes, it's about that. I reckon it's around there somewhere. Tradies are low 40s, low 30s. Ladies are 40. Low 40s. Yeah. That'll do. Courtney, have we got a tradie to play as well

or did we lose them? We are falling apart at the Courtney, have we got a tradie to play as well or did we lose them? We are falling apart at the seams. Can we get a tradie to call through? I know $800 at him. In the meantime, we'll meet our lady. She's calling from Christchurch. She's 34 and she's a teacher and a mum of five. Please welcome to the show Jess. Hello, Jess.

Hello. God, it sounds like you would just be teaching throughout your entire life with five kids and then that's your day job as well. Do you feel like that? Yeah, a little bit sometimes. When they say, Mom, how do you spell dog? Do you go, I'm off the clock now.

Sorry. Yeah, you can pay me for that. Yeah. Actual. Yeah, totally. Okay, you're taking on our trading today from Hamilton, the 21 and they can glee. Bree knows what that is. Welcome to the show Max.

G'day Max. Hey how are ya? Are you aware Max that um on this very show, remember I broke the world record for gleeking? Brie has the longest glee in New Zealand. Do we remember how long it was? No, for memory it was like two and a half meters. Two and a half meters or something. How does that sound to you Max? Do you reckon you could break Bree's record? Well I don't know about beating the record. At one point I could cross over two streams but I lost that ability. Oh yeah that's pretty fancy. Get him in. Let's have a Glee cough.

Two mouth squirters on the show this afternoon. Max you're our tradie, that's your buzzer. Jess your lady and the first to three correct answers will win $50 cash, guys, good luck. Here we go, question number one. In which country was netball first played? Was it Australia? Yes, Jess.

Australia. No. No. Oh, we'll give out the other options. Australia, England, or New Zealand. What say you, Max? It was Australia. No?

No, Jess already said that one. It was England. England is the country where netball was first played. OK, no points there. Question number two. Who was famous for saying crikey? Lady. Yes Jess. Steve Irwin. Steve Irwin. Did Max say me? Okay, nice work Jess. You got one to the ladies.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Yes Max. Paramore. Paramore. He's in the game. Well done. One aiece, question number four. What is the main ingredient in kimchi? Trady. Yes Max. Cabbage. It is cabbage, well done. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one

Jess to stay in the game. Question number five, who starred as Thor in the Marvel movies? Trades. Max for the win? Chris Hemsworth. He's got it. Comes from behind victory. Tell you what, both play well but Max, strong finish. I heard the cries of despair coming from Jess as well. No! Hey, great game guys, and because it's a Friday, Max will give you $50 cash and Jess will give you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, thank you.

No worries guys, have a good weekend. Good game, Jess. Thank you. Cheers. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Jennifer Hudson, we all know her, we all love her, was on American Idol, appeared in one of the Sex and the City movies. Amazing singer.

And she now has a talk show, kind of like the Kelly Clarkson show. Have you ever watched it? No, but I know there's a whole bunch of them trying to be the new Ellen. There's Jennifer Hudson, there's Kelly Clarkson and there's Drew Barrymore, right? Yeah, so they've all got a talk show Anyway, there's a segment on the Jennifer Hudson show where they they ask audience members to stand up to the microphone and Say something controversial. Oh risky, but not but like fun controversial okay not like heavy controversial like something where people are gonna disagree with you yeah you know I don't think the Trump tariffs were big enough yeah feel like they would steer clear

with those things but um a guy was in the audience and he stood up and he said this don't hate me but I feel like if men have to put the toilet seat down for women, women should leave it up for men as well. I have never heard this one! Let's discuss. First of all, he's picked the wrong room. Definitely wrong room, Reid. He's not going to get support in the room for that opinion. Oh, there was quite a few guys in the audience. OK.

Yeah, it was a mix. Did the men in the audience feel brave enough to support him? I only saw the little clip. Yeah, yeah. And I only saw mainly J-Hud's reaction, which she was quite shocked into taking it back, but she didn't goad him for it.

I'll be honest, I've never understood the toilet seat thing. I've never understood it. What do you mean? I've never understood women's insistence on it being down. I've never understood it. Because we don't want to sit on the gross part of the toilet that's not meant to be sat on. Yeah but we don't need it down so yeah you don't want to sit on it so put it down and we need it up so we'll put it up and... is but this is the thing. Yeah, is that if you Just sat on the toilet to go wheeze. Yeah, we could all just have the toilet seat down. Well, no, no, no, no

No, that's not the logic. Why is it not the logic? If you just stood up to wee we could all have it up Well, we don't we don't have the the means to do that. You need it down and we need it up I think I speak for all men when I say we don't understand why means to do that. You need it down and we need it up. I think I speak for all men when I say we don't understand why the default position is down. Because a default toilet position is down isn't it? I wouldn't. A toilet is made to have the toilet seat down. Is it? Well yeah. What about the lid? Well the lid is like something extra. Right. What's the lid then? But like the seat, like if I was thinking logically, like a seat is what meant to be sat on, correct?

And so if a seat is on the toilet, you would think that would be down to be ready for someone to sit on. I would think that a toilet is made to be weed in. And if you need to sit on the toilet, you should add a seat What about poos? Yeah, add a site to poos. Yeah, they do. Yeah, but many so technically Men also need the seat from time to time. So technically if we're looking at it as a whole The toilet usage men women everyone. Mmm, the toilet seat needs to be down the most.

This is not an argument that we're going to settle. This is an argument that has existed for decades and the short sighted idea that you and I are going to settle it here is so. Men use the toilet seat when it's down as well this is my argument. Okay let's let's let's level this out and ask our panel of exclusively women. Oh, I'm ready for this. I have a very strong opinion about the toilet, guys. My opinion, all the way down, lid, seat, everything. I like that too.

That is just- I do that in my household too. Stand in position if you're not using it. Close it when you flush it. And I think it came from, do you remember that old ad? I think it was like the duck toilet thing and it was like the Jimmy Jim's under the rim. Yeah, there's those studies that say if you flush

number twos with the lid up, that poo particles go into your toothbrush. Yes, and it's the same room, yeah. They flush your teeth. Sprays it everywhere. Yuck. Disgusted. Close it, everyone.

What say you, Pexy? Well, I prefer everything to be down like Claude, but if I see a lid up, I'm not gonna be like, oh my God, what's happening? I'll be fuming it. No but what about the seat? We're talking about mainly the seat. Oh the seat has to be down at all times. Mmm. Sorry Claire. Because otherwise 50% are gonna have to touch it at some point. Someone said European men sit down. They do not. I don't understand. This is me being so honest. I don't understand why men don't sit down do we? It's so lovely. You have a understand why men don't sit down to wee.

It's so lovely. You have a little rest. You can go on your phone. When you're feeling vulnerable. You can relax. A man will sit down from time to time. You know, I look at it as like the opportunity to take a little break.

Whereas like men have to stand up the whole time. Why can't they sit down? You gotta focus. How do you have to take a load off? You take a load off. Standing up. Woman here, I make everyone in my house put the seat and lid down. We have a focus? How do you have tic-toe-can standing up? Woman here, I make everyone in my house put the seat and lid down.

We have a toddler, it stops him throwing things in the toilet. And then we all have to do a little lift. Yeah, we put the seat down too, because our dog loves to have a little look in there and we've caught her drinking out of it. So this is a test. Clint, it's because we don't want to touch it.

You already touched it, so this is the text, Clint it's because we don't want to touch it. You already touched it so put it down. I feel like here's the argument right? So and then you get your rebuttal and then and then and then we leave it and then we leave it. Here's where I'm coming from right? You don't need to stand up to wait. You can sit down, correct? Yeah, yeah. And it's fine. It's not as good, but yeah. But you can.

Yeah. So you are choosing to stand up. Doesn't, I'll just. Which means you are choosing. We don't wanna go into too many details. It doesn't drain as well when you're sitting down. Yeah, but I mean, couldn't you just sit for a little bit longer and surely, know? So you're choosing the standing method which

means you're choosing to put the letter? No, no, no, we're not choosing it. It's evolution. But you finished your point. And so because you also have the seat down when you go poos, unless you're also standing when you're doing poos, which I don't know about that. No, we're not doing that. You sit, right? You sit. So technically the majority, regardless, you know, say there's one man, one woman in a household, the majority of toilet use is the seat down. That's an argument. Oh, I'm just saying that's my argument. So now you can have yours.

I like standing up and it's easier and it's not that big a deal to put the toilet seat down when you need to go to the toilet. So just put it down if you need it. The I don't want to touch it argument doesn't make any sense because someone has to touch it. So. No, but you've because someone has to touch it so No but you've already touched it to put it up?

No not if it's already up not if it if I've left it up and then no one's weed in between me going and I go back in and it's still up What about when you go poos? Oh I like to hover when I poo You just said you sit down when you poo Nah I'm still gonna say it You're changing the goalpost Yeah I'm changing it yeah Separate Separate toilets, that's the answer.

Just want to read this article from the official men's health website that someone sent through on the text machine. They CC'd you, but I think you missed it. Sure. A 2014 study by researchers from the Department of Urology at the University of Leiden Medical Centre found that men who sat down to pee were able to empty their bladders faster and more effectively. That's because when you stand you activate muscles in your pelvis and spine but they're

completely relaxed when you sit. Whoa! You got to figure out where's that sound effect? Where is it? Is that the one? Women need to figure out what they're asking for in this argument. Are they asking for us to put the toilet seat down or are they asking for men to go against their own evolution and sit down and to pee? Why is it an evolution thing? This is obviously not an evolution thing because this study's saying if you're evolving

it's actually better for your bladder to sit down because it empties better. Texts coming in someone said fixed toilet seats and men just wee in the basin there sorted yeah classy someone said my wife used to get mad at me for putting the lid down because she'd rush in to pee and sit without checking that the lid was down that's like the old um glad rap across the toilet trick I'm a man I always sit to wee not to be yuck but no drips to clean up. Cheers. A lot of men actually texting through saying guys why don't you just sit it's better. Someone else said European men they all

sit down to wee. Yeah we technically covered that off before that's an urban legend. Someone said easy answer guys we have a toilet and a urinal at our house we installed both we got sick of the seat down fight Wow so your house is like a pub I'm friends with someone that has a urinal in their house it's very ugly and I have told them that yeah like when you walk in it's like what is that it is so weird to see a urinal in a domestic situation. It's strange. It's very, yeah, because you just don't see it.

Probably the more they put them in, so you probably get used to it. Does it have urinal cakes in it? Like, I don't think so. Does it have the little dot that changes colour? So you aim your wheeze at it? Does it have, does it have, does it have the little pad in it? It's got a little B. Oh yeah.

And I think obviously you meant to, I mean I've never used it, but I'm assuming you midamed it. But yeah, thanks. Surprising amount of men texting through saying, I sit down to wee every time. Yeah. And not just occasionally, but all the time. Yeah, you men have betrayed your gender. I hope you're happy.

ZN's Brian Clint. time. Yeah you men have betrayed your gender I hope you're happy. Read this story about this poor Kiwi bloke who's been dealing with this absolute mess for the last decade plus I believe where essentially what's happened is he has his first and last name. Obviously. And his birthday, obviously. And he shares the exact same first and last name and birth date, like to the year, like the exact same everything, with another New Zealand man. But the problem comes in when one of them

has been doing naughty things and there's a lot of confusion where the other guy keeps getting blamed for all these things. When you say naughty things, what do you mean? Multiple criminal convictions, significant outstanding debt, the list goes on. Yep. And now he's in the news at the moment because he's wanting to go over to the United States and go travelling and do this and that. And he's terrified that he's going to be stopped at the airport. You often don't know until you get there how your visa is going to go in that situation.

I can think of multiple issues that he would face. Any person that he was talking to, like romantically, on the apps. What if they did a search? They go, oh, I'm just going to just to be safe, I'm just going to Google this guy. Yeah. And they Google his name and maybe they go, oh, oh, it says that you're a criminal. What's your date of birth? And they put that into.

No, no, that's the guy. But it's not the guy. He just has the exact same information as you. How unfortunate. You know how he found out the first time when he kind of got wind that there was a problem is when he was applying for a university. Oh yeah.

And they were like, wait a second. You've got a criminal conviction. We're not going to accept you. The other guy is literally sullying your good name. You know? You'd be so pissed, wouldn't you? One of the last person you want to share a name and birthday with. A criminal. Yeah.

Messes all your stuff up. Yeah. Yeah. Or someone who's really... You say last person you want to share your name with. Or someone really, really, really, really famous. That also sucks. Like imagine Margot Robbie's sister.

Yeah exactly. And I'm sure she's awesome. Like even if she is the most awesome normie person ever, she's still not gonna compete with Margot Robbie. There's every chance that there's another Benedict Cumberbatch out there somewhere in the world and they go okay so what's the name for the order? And you go Benedict Cumberbatch and they somewhere in the world and they go okay so what's the name for the order? And you go Benedict Cumberbatch and they go oh my god like the guy off the movies. Are you guys related? I'm just gonna Facebook Benedict Cumberbatch and see if anyone comes up. Surely seven billion people in the world there's more than one Benedict Cumberbatch. Let's have a look people.

Yep there sure is. There's a bunch of them. No one is as unique as you think. Couple of fan pages. I was Googling myself the other day, and for no reason. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait 100%. Why were you googling yourself? I wanted to see what pictures came up. What pictures were you hoping for? No no I just wanted to know what pictures came up. Because for a long time there were not good pictures. Were you satisfied with what you found? Well the thing that I found is that there's an American politician with the name Clint Roberts. Oh really? Yeah I don't know if he's current or past but you know you think you're so unique until you Google yourself and there's plenty of you out

there. Is he cuter than you? Um, I wasn't really looking through that lens. I'd have to look again. Yeah who's the hotter Clint Roberts? Clint Roberts politician. Oh what's this? I've just googled you. Oh no it's this guy he's handsome. He's got a great mustache. Show me I want to see the other Clint Roberts. He's an older man but look at that. Oh yeah he's a good-looking rooster. He actually looks a bit like Breeze Dad. Yeah a little bit eh. Yeah. Stop that Claudia. Yeah. Must be hot. No one else in the world has the same name as me. So I don't have this problem You've never met another Brianna Thomas. Oh, nah, it doesn't exist. I'm pretty sure I don't think Brie Thomas L even exists like I'm the only one Wow

Well, it's good. Yes, when you get in trouble with the law, you'll only be impacting yourself I know and it's also good because I get first bite of the cherry for email addresses. Yeah true, you can just have BriannaThomasell.com Yeah exactly. We want to know who you share a name with, good or bad? Yes. Yeah. Has this been something you've dealt with throughout your life? Is it a good thing you've dealt with or is it a bad thing? Are you a young Jonah Lomu? Are you a young Hilary Berry? Yeah, who do you share a name with? Maybe it's a Hollywood star, maybe you're New Zealand's Brad Pitt.

Are you David Bane from Tauranga? You know? Oh, that one's not the best. You know, I think even David Bane has changed his name. No, he did. Yeah. And he lives in Australia, doesn't he? Oh, I thought he lived in the Waikato. I'm pretty sure he lives in Aussie. Yeah right. Actually maybe no one really knows. The Aussies send most of the bad Kiwis back

so I don't know if he's an Aussie. Yeah once they find him. True good point. Oh Andrew Diles at M or text 9696 we want to know or bad, who you share a name with. Right now we're talking about your name. And if you share a name with anyone, maybe it's someone famous, maybe you started at a job and you're like, wait a second, I shared the exact same name with this colleague of mine. We anecdotally shared the idea that someone would share their name with David Bain and we have been inundated with David Bain Information people have said that David Bain lives in Cambridge is the real David Bain or a person with the same name David Bain we also talked about how David Bain isn't even called David Bain anymore

He changed his name someone text in and said funny you guys should mention David Bain Bain anymore he changed his name someone texted and said funny you guys should mention David Bain my dad's friend his real name is the exact same name as David Bain's fake name so yeah so then when rumor got around about what David Bain's new name was that was your dad's friend's name who were like wait wait are you the real David Bain? He's like, no, my name's Philip Leonard, or whatever the guy's name is. I can just picture Philip Leonard when he was laughing at other people being like, ha ha ha,

imagine if you shared a name with David Bane. Suckers, neck minute, David Bane changes his name to your name. Someone said, my scout leader's name was David Bane. He swore there was no relation, but I don't know No, David Bain's relation is not going to be called David Bain No, David Bain's relation is going to be called Malcolm Bain. Yeah, it'll have a different first name. Someone said I share my first name with the single worst movie in existence

Emilia Perez. Oh, I haven't seen it. Haven't seen it. Right. But according to this person. I thought the worst movie in existence was that Lady Gaga Joker movie. Oh, that movie's pretty bad.

The Joker too. Joker, Folie a Do. Michael's here. Folie a Pooh, am I right? Michael, what's going on, man? Yeah, so I've often said that my name is like the second most common white man name after John Smith and you look on Google it shows up with a chess player and a basketball player among other

things. Yeah Michael yeah. Yeah but the big one is he was also a drug lord in New York about three years ago. Yeah. And that was about the time when we were, went to the States as a family. Oh, no. Michael, we got to know. What's your last name? Adams. Michael Adams. Did you get, did you get pulled up in the States, Mike? Yeah. So basically I'm nine years old and the customs officer said something along the lines of, oh yeah, you're a wanted drug lord

or something in New York. And you're like, yes I am. The youngest drug lord ever. Oh no, no, no, I wasn't like, yes, yes I am. I was like, oh God, am I going to prison? Yeah, totally. Yeah, you'd be terrified. You're like, no, I'm the African-American basketball player.

I swear. Thanks Michael Adams, we appreciate it. Someone texted and said, guys, you know there's a rugby player in Australia right now called Harry Potter. Yes, there is. He plays for the Western Force and he's going to be a Wallaby as well. Does he wear glasses? Not on the rugby field. Oh my god, does he have a scar on his forehead? He may do eventually. Eventually? Yeah. Can you imagine the news headlines when that happens? But when he scores the commentators are like, Potter!

Potter! Potter in the corner! Just like Quidditch. Theo's here. Hi Theo. Hi Theo. Hello. Tell us mate, is it you or someone you know that shares a name with someone?

Someone I met when I was a kid, but we were selling our house and the guy who was selling it, he was a real estate agent named Peter Griffin. Amazing. Did he look anything like the cartoon character Peter Griffin? Oh, you know, I hate to say it, but he does. Oh, no way! There's a guy, Theo, there's a guy who writes for the New Zealand Herald whose name is Peter Griffin. Oh man.

He reviews, I think he reviews like technology products or stuff and it's always the articles always titled, Peter Griffin, why I don't like the new iPhone or something like that. And I'm like, oh my god, are you kidding? Peter Griffin? He always brings his dog into the office. Brian. Yeah. I'm like, I thought we went loud and then Brian's walking around on two legs and I'm like, oh, he's fine. The real estate Peter Griffin and the journalist Peter Griffin would hate these jokes, wouldn't they Theo? Oh no. He hated the family guy as well. He got

so annoyed when I asked him about it. No way. So he hated it. Yeah. I guess you would. Suck it up. Suck it up. It's like if your name was Homer Simpson. Have a bit of fun. You know, you either lean into it or you're going to hate the rest of your life. You know, seriously. Thanks Theo, we appreciate it.

Thanks Theo. Someone texted her and said, my partner's best friend is Andrew Tate. Oh, that's unfortunate. Your partner's best friend, the actual Andrew Tate, because that is something that I'd be reassessing who you're dating, or is his name Andrew Tate? Hard to go on the dating apps when your name's Andrew Tate. Can you imagine? I share my name with a porn star. I found out when I was on a student exchange in France and we were Googling our names.

Parental slash public controls weren't as good 15 years ago. Oh my god, so you got to see all the pictures and videos of yourself as a porn star. Buzzy G. Someone said I once worked with three Kate Williams who all worked there at the same time. So how would they have different emails set up for them? They'd have to have, you know what I mean? Oh yeah sorry I was trying to think who the famous Kate Williams was but it's not because they all had the same name. But they all were named Kate Williams. Yeah, only one of you can be called Kate Williams.

So how would they, one would have to be Kate Williams, one would have to be Kate Williams and one would have to be... Cathy. Oh, gutted if you get Cathy Williams. Last one, caller three, you share your name with a famous person? Yeah, yeah, my name is Harrison Ford. Nooooo! Are you serious? Yeah 100%. That's so cool. Are you taking the piss Harrison? No actually not. What? I'll flick you my ID. How old are you Harrison Ford? 26. So your

parents knew, your Mr and Mrs Ford knew what they were doing when they named you Harrison. Your parents knew, your Mr and Mrs Ford knew what they were doing when they named you Harrison. Yeah I suppose so. Just want to say though, first time caller. Wait a second. This is the first time Harrison Ford's ever called our show. Good to have Indiana Jones in the building. Do you go by Harrison or Harry? I go by Harrison.

Yeah good, of course you do. Do people get a kick out of it when they meet you? Like has it ever got you like some attention with the ladies? I'll tell you, I was young. I was at work and I work as a duty manager sometimes so my name got put up on the board and had this old couple walk past and like, oh my god Harrison Ford worked here. So you know that was a bit of fame. It's a great icebreaker.

You made those people stay, Harrison. Yeah, yeah. How good. That's a great name. No regrets, I reckon, from your parents. Nah. Yeah. The ZM Podcast Network.

I missed some more of that, Zendaya. It's busy being a movie star. That was from like 2012. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who wants more? I reckon she made the right career decision though. Yeah. What do you reckon is harder, being a pop star or being a movie star?

Both are just as hard as each other I reckon. You reckon? Yeah. Pop star you have to tour the world, that would be hard. Movie star, what's so hard about being a movie star? You have to be away for like months and months, sometimes years at a time. In luxury accommodation? Yeah, but you work like 15 hour days.

Yeah, but you could work for- You get paid a lot of money for both. Yeah, that's what I meant. For both things. Both's done alright to me. Yeah. Time is waiting You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second

This is the one second song challenge where we go head to head guessing songs as quickly as we can. If you're on the winning team, you score 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Daekan, you and I are gonna team up to take this thing on. Good afternoon. Yeah, aye.

Good afternoon, team, how are we? We're good, thank you. Daekan, you and I are taking on Bree and Georgia. G'day G. Hey, Guildford Boys, let's go. Let's go baby. Claudia's in charge. Hi Claudia. Hi, how are we?

So, one second song. As you know, the theme for the past couple of weeks, as it is New Zealand Music Month, has been... New Zealand Music. So we're going to do it again because I think this month is great and I want to celebrate more New Zealand Music. Fair enough. So the way the game works, starting a song from the beginning, you guys need to buzz

in with your name and I need the artist and the name of the song. First team to three points is going to take home the win. Bri and Clint, you guys are stepping up to the plate first. Are you ready? Ready. Here's your song. Great. Ooh.

Great. That is Broods. Bridges. It sure is. My favourite song from 2012. Broods were so big for a while, weren't they? Enormous. One of my first big radio interviews.

They opened for Taylor Swift. Did they? Yeah. Epic. They opened for Taylor Swift. Did they? Yeah. Epic. On the Reputation Tour. Oh that's so cool. Georgia from Broods got to perform on stage with Taylor Swift.

Damn. Career highlight. Give us some more Broods please. Yeah I'd love that. Okay that is one point for Team Bree. So Dakin and Georgia, the next one's for you. Buzz them with your name if you know it. Dakin. Dakin. So, Deakin and Georgia, the next one's for you. Buzz them with your name if you know it. ["Woke Up Late"]

Deakin. Deakin. Woke up late, Drake's Project. Sure is. Well done, Deakin. ["Woke Up Late"] That song was huge. Huge.

They have Hailee Steinfeld on it. Yes, they did a remix with Hailee Steinfeld. Oh no! Yes they did. Was it that one? Yeah it was. Sure was this one. Alright, shot taken.

Yeah, all tied up now. Breanne Clint, this one's for you. Clint. Clint. Bic, Runga and Sway. You've clearly been put on hold a few times. Yeah! Hey!

Hey! My head was going bickle bow Runga. Yeah, classic hold music. You're right, Claudia. So good. Okay, that's two points to team Clint. So Deakin, if you get this one, you're taking home the win.

So Georgia, you need this one. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay here it is. Dakin. Oh Dakin for the win. Tiki Tane always on my mind. He's got it.

Oh Dakin this is your game isn't it? Oh yeah. Bloody on to it. Also speaking of hold music. Oh, Deakin, this is your game, isn't it? Oh, yes. Bloody on to it. Also speaking of hold music. Yeah, you're so right. How much money do you reckon Tiki's made from this being the hold music for every telco and power company in the country? Good paycheck, I reckon.

A lot, I hope. A lot. Deakin, you've made $50 KFC chicken dollars congratulations. Legend and thanks for being my partner Clint. No worries. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. I saw this article today which comes up every now and then it's like the best way to wake up and it's always get some natural light if you can wake up at the same time every day and don't hit snows. No? Oh well yeah but it's a good way to wake up at the same time every day and don't hit snows. In your garden.

No? Oh. Well yeah, but... That's a good way to wake up. I mean that's probably the best way to wake up, but it wasn't on the list. It got me thinking about the worst part of waking up though, and for me it's the sound of your alarm. And I feel like it doesn't matter what your alarm is.

I in the past have made my favourite song my alarm as an attempt to have a happy way to wake up. All it does is makes you hate your favourite song. Ruins it. So it's not that anymore? When the alarm that I have, I feel like it's always been my alarm. If I hear it out in the wild. Triggering, eh?

Sometimes we have it on like sounds here at work. It makes me shudder. So we've all submitted our alarm this afternoon and we're going to figure out who has the worst alarm. Sorry if anybody else has this alarm or their partner has this alarm. Pixie, we're going to go with your alarm first. Anything you want to say about this? I want to say that I like to start my alarm light and then it progressively gets worse a lot

more aggravated okay this is how pixie my first one our fill-in producer wakes up each day oh that's nice I don't mind this. I quite like it. But again, anything the first time you won't mind. It's nice. I honestly, I enjoy it. This is rousing. That's the nicest alarm I've ever heard.

I spent hours deciding. Really? Yeah. Does this enter your dreams though? Like it's so soft, I feel like I would just start dreaming that I was at the opera or something. Nah, cause I have another one three minutes later. Right. It's a lot more intense. alarm, yeah.

Brie, should we do your alarm next? This is how Brie wakes- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I take my headphones off? I don't want to hear it. You don't want to hear it? Okay, this is how Brie wakes up. Oh!

Oh! That's triggering. I'm triggered. Deeply. Tell you what, there's no chance of sleeping in though, is there? No. But you wake up angry. I would wake up angry. This is my alarm. This is how my alarm goes off.

It's cute. I feel like it's a kids show. And then the dog sits up from the floor beside me and puts his head on the bed. It's like a nursery rhyme. Yeah, it's not bad. I actually don't hate my alarm at the moment. You need to change my alarm. I think Bree needs to change it. Yeah, I think Bree should change. And then Claudia's alarm. I just want to remind you it's pink shirt day, so please don't bully me for it.

Okay, we'll try not to. I like it. I'm in the forest. Ryan's near the country. Bush sounds. And it does light pink, it's progressively louder. I'd like you to know while you listen to this, Claudia's alarm, that Claudia told us she got out of bed at nine o'clock this morning.

I was out late, okay? And with an alarm like this, I think I know why. This is so soothing. I snoozed it for 35 minutes. I've been waiting an hour for the alarm to wake you sleep. I feel like I'd fall asleep to that. The problem is when I hear real birds and they sound like this and I'm immediately like, oh! You are now triggered by nature.

Oh no! Do you want to hear a few options where I could change mine? Maybe I could change it right now. Yeah, yeah. OK, hold on. Let's have a listen here. Oh no. That's just... Oh, that's my retro.

No, no. You don't like that one? Okay, what about this one? I used to have this one. It's too pitchy. Oh, there's a lot of, like, creaking and stuff. Okay. Oh. That's a little... I don't like that. No, that one's giving me...

Oh. Ooh. That's lovely. Really? I don't like it. That, that one's giving me... Oh. Ooh, that's lovely. Really? I don't like it. That's quite nice. I like this. It says there's an option of a song. Do we want to hear the... There's a song option that says...

Hold on. No, I think it means you get to choose a song. Oh, it says Brad Pitt's cousin. Is that the only thing in your iTunes library? Maybe. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast? It's Friday which means it's time for another Fridayoke. Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Clint's Fridayoke. Here we go, feel good Friday.

Every Friday we hit the booth, we do our best cover that we can, our karaoke version of a big song, and you guys get to choose who did the best version. Better fun for a Friday. This week we have chosen to do the number one song in the country right now. Lord. What was that? What was that? What was that? Huge. Huge. What was that?

She's back in a big way. I noticed today that we weren't the only people who decided to do Lorde. Oh. The Sugar Babes also took on Lorde. I saw that on the BBC One. On BBC, yeah. Yeah. Here's the Sugar Babes version of what was that?

Well ours be this good Put it this way Lord shared their version and she said this is big for me I can tell you exactly now what's gonna happen. No, it's not gonna be as good. Hey, but we did our best. Here's how it works. You're gonna have to suffer through both versions, Bree's version and my version. And then we're gonna throw the fine lines open and we would love five people to vote

on the winner of Fridayoke. That's how it works. I guess we just gotta plan now. Whose week is it to go first? I think you went first last week, so I... Did you? Yeah, so I can go first. You wanna go first?

I don't ever wanna go first. Here it is, this is Breeze Lords. Good luck. Thank you. A place in the city, a chair in a bed, A chair in a bed I cover up all the mirrors Can't see myself yet I wear smoke like a wedding veil Making me a lie won't eat Step out into the street

Alone in the sea It comes over me, oh I'm missing you Yeah, I'm missing you And all the things we used to do Empty your May in the backyard and blow our pupils up We kiss for hours straight, well baby, what was that? I remember saying then, this is the best cigarette of my life Well I want you just like that, Indio Hayes wearing a sandstorm And it knocks me out, I didn't know then that you'd never be enough

Oh, since I was seventeen, I gave you everything Now we wake from a dream,, baby, what was that? What was that? Baby, what was that? What was that? What was that? Someone just texted and said guys guys, who needs Lorde's tour to come to New Zealand when we have this? So true. I do a real good Lorde dance impression. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or maybe you could do it. Maybe you could be... Look, I want to live in this country as long as people will have me. And I think I would almost definitely get deported. What's that happen? Bree, what was that? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

Look, people in glass houses, right? I haven't even played mine yet. I haven't even heard mine yet. So we have no idea. Yep, we got to hear yours. We have no idea. Once you've heard both, you'll have the chance to vote. And here's my Lord for Friday.

A face in the city. Oh, wow. Oh, shit. A chair in a bed. chance to vote and here's my Lord for Friday. Make a meal I won't eat Step out into the street alone in a sea It comes over me Oh I'm missing you Yeah I'm missing you And all the things we used to do Do DMA in the backyard and blow our pupils up

We kiss for hours straight Well baby what was that? i remember saying then this is the best cigarette of my life well i want you just like that in dio haze wearing a sansom and it knocks me out i didn't know then that you'd never be enough oh since i was 17 i gave you everything now we wake from a dream well, baby, what was that? Baby So I just tinkered and said Clint sounds like an old drag queen. I think that's being kind. Drag queens awesome.

Hey. That first part was rough you have to admit. Up yours. The first part. You don't think the first part was rough? No have to admit. It's half yours. The first part, you don't think the first part was rough? No, I think it was, I think you should vote for me. Someone said, shit, I'm blind, but I wish I was deaf as well after hearing that. I think I got second-hand embarrassment. Like I got embarrassment from mine, and I also got embarrassed from you. I said shit Clint, that was a jump scare.

Oh my lord. Hey look, we don't know, we don't know how it was received. At least it ended better than it started. That's what you want in this game really, don't you? What we want is five people to call through and pick their winner for Friday Oki this afternoon. Play ZM's Bri and Clint. Gaga on ZM, Bri and Clint. Someone just texted and said we need to do that for Friday Oki next week. That would be a disaster. Because we did such a good job of Lorde, we were like you guys should take on Lady Gaga

next week. Far out. Friday Oki! Someone also said after hearing your guys' Lorde performances, I think there's no chances of her coming to New Zealand. No, I think there's every chance now. I think she needs to come here and set the record straight. Yeah, I think she needs to come here and tell us to stop covering her songs.

Lorde, if you don't come to New Zealand on your world tour, we'll just keep playing these versions. Yeah. You don't want us to do that to your reputation. We're gonna give these versions heaps of radio play. If you missed it, Breeze Lord sounded like this. We wake from a dream, well baby, what was that? Oh, that's it. I think that's just a little tiny snippet.

And mine sounded like this. We wake from a dream, well baby, what was that? Hello mom! Definitely the most flattering bit of both of our Lord's lives. Yeah, definitely. We have five people jamming the phone lines to vote today and we're going to go to Emily first. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Happy Friday.

Joda, thank you. What did you think? What did you think of Lorde? Pretty good. Could barely tell the difference. Pretty identical, both of our visions, I thought. Uncanny, I've heard. I've seen her live at Electric Abbey a few years back. Yeah. Same, same?

Could tell the difference. That is good. Yeah. That is good. You've got to do it though. You've got to split her hair and tell us who the winner is. Emily, is it Brie or Clint? I think that Clint, you really got that huskiness, so I'm going to have to go with you.

God, I love you, Emily. Thank you so much. Huskiness award. Exactly right. All right, don't drink and drive, Emily. Sophie's here. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hey, guys. Mate, what are your thoughts this week?

You got any feedback? Oh, you know, it's a pretty hard song to cover. I feel like it's pretty underrated. Yeah, you're telling us. But I'm sorry, Clint, I'm going to have to go with Bree. Thank you, Soph. I feel like I was actually listening to Lorde, you know? Sophie, don't do that to me.

You know how much I love her. Thanks, Sophie. You have an excellent weekend, Sophie. Let's go to Bailey on our $800 a day. Hi, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi. You'll tell us honestly what you thought, won't you, Bailey?

Yeah. Yeah, and what did you think? I'm really sorry, but I would think three, one. Yes, Bailey! Thank you, Bailey, we appreciate you. Thanks mate. Have an excellent weekend. Mila is here, hi Mila.

Hi Mila. Hi. How are you doing? Cool name. Yeah. Thank you. What are your thoughts this week, Mila? Did you enjoy both?

Yeah, do you think we did a good job? Well, they were both alright. Okay, we'll take that. But I'm gonna go with Clint today. Fair enough. Mila, you, I'm so happy to hear that. Thank you so much. You have the best weekends. See you Mila.

See ya. Bye. One vote to decide it. I did not think we would end up here. Lockie. And we're here. It is you. I'm deciding the vote. This is scary.

You are the enforcer, Lockie. I am indeed. Someone just said that Emily who voted first and voted for me, they texted and said Emily's had nine wines. Yeah. Nah, that's not true. Lockie, you're perfectly sober, aren't you? I definitely am. Yeah.

Okay, good. This will be a sober decision from you then, Lockie. Well indeed. Okay. I'm very sorry Clint, but it's gotta go to Bre. We wake from a dream, well baby, what was that? Yes, Lockie, thank you. I'm living out my dream winning this week because Lorde is my fave.

And Lockie, don't apologise. I was happy to get one vote this week. And you got two. After hearing mine and I got two, yeah. It was pretty much 50-50. Have a great weekend, Lockie. Thanks, Lockie. We't apologise, I was happy to get one vote this week. And you got two! After hearing mine and I got two, yeah. It was pretty much 50-50. Have a great weekend, Locky, we appreciate you man. Thanks Locky! Sweet as.

See ya mate boy. Cool. We will take your suggestions if you've got an idea for Friday on Kiwi Next Week. I don't mind the idea of Lady Gaga. How does it start? Because that's the part we do, isn't it? It's from the start. We do it from the start to the first chorus.

I feel like it's like a abracadabra. And then she goes into like this real deep part. Nah, we can do it. We can do it. I like it. Pay the toll to the angels, draw the circles. You can do it. I like it. Oh! I'm Lady Gaga! That could be actually like perfect for your range. Okay, watch this space. What a disaster that'll be.

Next, Birthday Bangers. If you wanna know the number one song on the day you turn 16, well this is your opportunity. ZM's Br Bree and Clint podcast. Friday afternoon, time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's give this thing a spin.

Number one song when you turn 16 and we'll play our favourite. Charlotte is gonna go first. Hi Charlotte. Hi Charlotte. Hello. What nicknames do you get Charlotte? Oh, mainly just Char.

Yeah, that's the most common for Charlotte. Charlie? Yeah, I'm not big on Lottie for me. No, not Charlie. Not Charlie. Not Sam for me. No. Not Lottie.

And just Char. You like Char? Yeah, just Char. Hey Char, meet you at the bar. Can you see it rhymes with all the best stuff? Hey Char, nice car. Char, should we get on the Jar? It's nice.

Hey, what is your birthday Charlotte? If you're playing golf you can go, hey Char, nice car. Hey, what is your birthday Charlotte? If you're playing golf you can go, hey Char, nice car. Hey, what is get on the Jar? It's nice. Hey, what is your birthday Charlotte? If you're playing golf you can go, hey Char, you got par. Oh yeah. Or if you hooked up with my grandad, hey Char, you been kissing par? You've been kissing par, yeah. Works either way. That's a secret. Or if you're fighting in the New Zealand land wars, you could go, hey Char Shah, defend the power. I think that's OK. I think it's time to move on. Yeah, Charlotte's moving us on.

She's like, all right, guys, wrap it up, guys. Wrap it up. What is your birthday, Charlotte? It is the 14th of June, 1998. Whoops. We'll pretend that didn't happen. Charlotte, you were 16 in 2014, and here's your birthday banger. Five seconds of summer. You're five SOS fans Charlotte? Um uh kind of. I don't know many of their songs. Yeah I just remember the one where they said they were wearing some kind of underwear. American Apparel underwear, yeah.

That's right. And then, and whether it was related or not, we don't know. American apparel went bankrupt after that. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Sharpe. We're going to do Kaya's birthday banger. Hi, Kaya. Hi, Kaya.

Oh no, we've got... Can you hear? There she is. Hello, mate. Oh my god. You're so excited that it keeps cutting in and out. Kaya, have you got us on speakerphone? No.

No? OK, we've got you now. We've got you now. What's your date of birth? 11-11-94. Oh, Kaya. I hope it's a good one for you, because I feel like you're a vibe. You were 16 in 2010 and here it is. We're dancing like we're done, you were 16 in 2010 and here it is

vibes are all Kaya this is a banger banger cashier for Kaya oh Kaya you ball the vibes I'm so stoked with that with your personality 100% and your birthday banger. Okay, wait, then we've got to do one more for Christine. Hi Christine. Hi Christine. Hey guys, how are we? Good, mate. How you going? Yeah, good.

Really good. Now I heard you might be doing your sister's birthday banger. Is that right? Yeah, it's actually my sister's birthday today. I thought why not? No way. Oh, what a good gift. That's a great gift. Books are a free gift.

Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Well, shout out to your sister. What's her name did you say? Susan. Susan. And what year?

She is 1990. Right, that means she was 16 in 2006. And Susan, here's your birthday banger. Oh, that's a bot from Busta Rhymes. Busta Rhymes. Yeah, that's a goodie. I like it. It's a good one, Christine. God, you don't hear of many millennial Susans, do you?

Nah. Nah, she doesn't like it shortened either. like no nicknames. She doesn't like Suze? Is it just full-blown Susan is it? Well Suze? Well if you want to make it grumpy you can. Oh not on her birthday, we don't want to make it grumpy on her birthday. Can I guess Christine you're younger? Yeah, yeah only a little bit but yeah.. Yeah. I feel like sometimes I'm the third child as well So sometimes we like to do these things. Yeah. Yeah gotcha. I hear Wait there Christine. We're gonna have to vote on our winner and I think we're going I know who I'm going with is only one Major standout vibe and it's got to be Kaia and Kesha. I agree Kaia. You've just won birthday banger

She did Kaia you've just won birthday banger. Is she there? Kaia! Yeah! What a freaking banger! I love you Kaia. Have a great weekend. I love you guys too. Have a great weekend. Bye! From the year 2010, his Kesha on Zed M. Zed M's Franklin. then roll with us, cause we make the hipsters fall in love. ZM's Brian Klein. We are, we are. We are, we are. Ow! Cashier on ZM. Brian Klein is the winner of birthday banger today.

Someone sexed in and said, guys, have you done this song for fr-fr-fr-friday-okey? I believe we have. I think we may have. I re- Either I've sung it- We've done some Cashier. We've definitely done some Cashier. Yeah, I feel like we've done that one.

Because that's a fun one to do. Oh, this is Love Is Your Drug? Yeah. Love Is My Drug? Not us doing it, it's just the song. Maybe I need some rehab. There is, for better or worse, a whole trove of Friday okies over the last six years

that have been lost to the annals of time because they weren't logged correctly. That's producer Ben's fault. I wasn't gonna name names but yeah. Producer Ben. But maybe that's a good thing that they're gone. Yeah I'm happy about a lot of them especially my Olivia Rodrigo driver's license. That's gone Yes, producer Claude. Don't worry. They'll live forever on the podcast. Oh no! They're always somewhere.

Yeah, but people have to go digging. Zaydeen's Brian Clint. People are talking about a particular Australian town at the moment after an American content creator found it to be quite funny. Take a listen. Did you guys know that in Australia, just north of Adelaide, there's a small little beach town that's called Titty Witty Beach and in Titty Witty Beach, just off of Titty Witty Road, there is a little bed and breakfast and it's called

The Schmitty at Titty Witty God, I Need to immediately Go to What is it called? Titty Witty. Titty Witty Beach and I'm gonna open a pub called Litty McTitty. Litty McTitty at Titty Witty I always had the same idea. I want to open a small coffee shop called it McTiddy. Liddy McTiddy at Tiddy Widdy. I always had the same idea, I wanna open a small coffee shop called Itty Bitty Tiddy Widdy.

I'm gonna open up a brass store. Do we know if that's the correct pronunciation for it? Do we know if that's? Looking at it, I don't feel like there's any other way to pronounce it. Yeah, if you're gonna open something called Schmitty at Tiddy Widdy. It's literally T-I-D-D-Y W-I-D-D-Y.

Oh D not even T. No Titty Witty. Titty Witty. It's like um like Titty Cucka. Yeah. Imagine if those two had a baby. Titty Witty and Titty Cucka. If Titty Witty and Titty Cucka got married, whose last name would they take? I reckon you hyphenate. You hyphenate. Hyphenate for sure. Titty witty caca. Yeah that's great name. Titty witty caca. I thought we've done this before on the show but I thought we could do round two where I test you guys and everyone listening, real or fake Aussie town. You guys ready to play? Yeah. Producers, are you ready? So obviously Titty

Witty Beach, real place in Australia. But what about Humpy Bong? Humpy Bong. Humpy Bong. Real place. Is that a real place? No I don't believe there's anywhere called Humpy Bong. Feels plausible, I'll say yes. It's a suburb in Australia. Real place. Okay, we move on to a place in Victoria called Mount Disappointment. Yes, true. Yes.

Is that true? Real place or not? No, not true. It's a real place. I've heard that one before. Mount Disappointment. Yeah, that's your home, Clint. I don't know why you know that. I'll see you there. I'm probably going to be there this Saturday.

Because I'm going out. It's where I take my dates. Next up, is this a real place in Australia or not? Boobs Flat. You know what, we'll cut in this part. Yeah, it's real. Yeah, why not? It probably could be, yeah.

Okay, I'm going to add another one in there. Boobs Flat and Big Bush. Big Bush? The whole place is Big Bush. Big Bush at Boobs Flat. Both places. Like a 90s supermodel. Real.

Yes. And they're located in Tasmania. God, can't wait. Big Bush is south of the border. Yeah, a little bit. It's not as popular as it used to be, but they say it's coming back into fashion. Yeah, Big Bush increasingly more trendy.

They say that the tourism is about to boom. Okay, next up, located in Queensland, Testy Patch. Is that a real or fake place? I feel like if there's anyone that's not going to be real it's going to be this one. Country town of a thousand people. Testy patch. In Queensland. I hope it's fake but I just feel it's real.

I've heard of a soul patch. You know what, I'm going to say it's real. Nah, I made that one up. Alright, two more, two more. Real or fake places in Australia, because damn they have some weird places. Mount Blohard, located in Queensland, again. What's its proximity to Mount Disappointment? Well, Mount Disappointment is in Victoria, this place is in Queensland, Mount Lohard.

Is it real? Or is it fake? It's fake. It's real, but I've never been there. It's real. Last one to finish it off. Is this a real or fake place in WA Australia? Centered knob. It's real. or fake place in WA Australia centred knob?

It's real. He was so specific with its region that I believe it must be real. I've done that for every place. It's real. That's a real place. Yeah it is. Do you want one more? Yes please.

One more, I feel like you're on a roll. One more in Victoria, country Victoria. Hairy Gooch National Park. Oh too far. Nah not real. Not real. If it is I'm living there. Nah I made that up.

That's a fun game though. I want to go to Big Bush. I want to go to Big Bush. I want to go to Tiddy Weddy. Mount Blowhart, all the places sound great. Blowhart would be a good one. Yeah. There's an article on The Herald today where a GP, Dr. Oscar Duke has given the six most commonly asked questions at a doctor's surgery. That GPs get.

That GPs get. Can I guess one? Here in New Zealand, of course. Is this infected? That should be. Does this look infected? I feel like people get nervous to show their doctor stuff. Really?

No, that's the person I'm not nervous to show. That's the person you're showing? Yeah, yeah. Like anything though? What if you had a big boil in like your... Where? In your butt crack. No, I'd rather show the doctor. I'd rather the doctor deal with it than my partner.

Yeah. You know? Who's the other default person who has to deal with all your gross stuff. I don't think I'm showing my partner that. Yeah, they're like, babe, why are you standing up to watch TV? No reason. It doesn't concern you. None of your business.

I just have to stand for the next seven to nine days until I can appoint with my GP, but it's none of your business. Like as soon as your partner, like if they ever have to use your butthole as a telescope, like if they're looking straight down the barrel Yuck, you know, that's it. Yeah, that's romance gone. Yeah, bring it closer though. I huh bring you closer Not in a good way. I don't think they yeah not not in the way you want. Okay. What are the questions?

Okay, the first one is why won't my cough go away? Oh, yeah Apparently quite a common question the doctors like because you vape like chronically. Probably good reason. Uh, number two, why did the blood pressure? What did the blood pressure numbers mean? Oh yeah. I feel like everyone would ask that. They're like, Oh, you've got a heart rate of 72 over 90. You're like, what does that mean? I don't know what that means. Uh, number three, surely I don't need a statin, which I think is drugs for your heart. For your heart, yeah. Yeah. Keeps your blood vessels open or your arteries open maybe?

Something like that. Something like that, yeah. Number four, what can I do about my back pain? Oh, yeah. Everyone's got back pain. Yep. Oh yeah. Everyone's got back pain. Yep. Can you text us on 9696 if you don't have back pain? Today. Like right now. Yeah right now. Or maybe you've never had it, which I don't feel like we'll get anyone, and how old you are. Yeah are you over 30 and you never had back pain? Like how old are you? Back or neck? Yeah back or neck. Number five, should I go for a screening? Oh yeah.

And the last one, most commonly asked questions at the GP in New Zealand is this chicken pox. Oh, right. I didn't feel like that would be the most common. Yeah, fascinating. We talked yesterday about the things that you use chat GPT for, and I reckon chat GPT is getting heaps of these questions these days. And photos, like people uploading photos

of their rashes to chat GPT, I don't know if that's a good idea or not. Sorry, I'm distracted by these texts that are coming through. Someone said, no back pain, 23 years old. Well, in the words of a great movie that I quote often, that will go away. Someone else said, no back pain ever and I'm 40.

Wow. Do they do Pilates? I'm 18, back pain and neck pain since 16. Oh, yuck. Someone said, I don't have back pain, but maybe it's cause I'm 14. That would be it. Yeah, exactly right.

That checks out. You're still a sperm. Yeah. Your back hasn't formed yet. Someone else said I don't, but I'm 29, so I have one good year left. Ha ha ha ha. The ZM Podcast Network.

That is the end of the Briananne Clint show for another week. Woohoo! What are you doing tonight? Going home, sitting on the couch, eating dinner, even though I've already spoiled my dinner here at work. Me too. And watching TV, and eating chocolate. Oh, lovely.

What are you doing? I'm going to James Mustapick's comedy show. Oh, lovely. What are you doing? I'm going to James Mustapick's comedy show. Oh yes. This will be my fourth year in a row. Of going to James's show? Yeah, because he's a mate of mine and he's hilarious. He's very funny, yeah. Very funny, so I'll be doing that

and then probably go out and get something to eat after. It's strange to me that the comedy festival doesn't go to Christchurch. Me too, why aren't we going to Christchurch? Yeah. I say we like I'm a part of it. Yeah, we like you could do something about it. Yeah.

Guys, let's get the comedy fest. Should we Do our own comedy show. Run our own comedy show in Christchurch next year. Bre'en Clint's regional comedy festival brought to you by Eater Mayo. The Bre and Clint roast in Christchurch. Let's workshop it, but let's do it next week because we've got to go home. Yeah, let's do it.

Have a great weekend everybody. See you later. Bye. Play ZM's Bre and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.