ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th November 2021

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast where, I don't know where you're listening to this, but here it is beginning to feel a lot like summer. Well no, it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas everywhere. I thought you were starting to sing that song. No, so... It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. Well it is that. Well, you know how you usually know if it's beginning to feel like Christmas?

Is if you're at the super, like the shopping centres, and they have all their decorations up. Yeah, right. And you know all the Christmassy stuff. But of course, we've been in lockdown for like 45 years, so we don't know. They might be up, just waiting for us. I can't even remember what it's like going to the shopping centre. Well're open now oh yeah yeah are you going nah yeah i'm not a dad

comment do you ever look at them and think oh i wonder how they got up there like decorations yeah yeah it's amazing cherry pickers and stuff yeah there is absolutely yeah who is written on a cherry picker uh no yeah i have yep yeah that's cool where did you go on a cherry picker? No. I have, yep. Where did you go on a cherry picker? I had to water blast a roof at a job that I had. This sounds dangerous. At a job you had. It was a good one too.

It wasn't that one that just goes up and down. It was the one on the crane arm where you can go out and backwards and forwards. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Willy Wonka. Yeah, like the glass elevator. I spent two days water blasting this roof and then the boss comes over and goes, you did a shit job. Because I thought I was just meant to

wet the roof. He was like, you're meant to get in there and scrape all the bloody lichen off the roof with the water blaster. Oh no. That's a waste of time. So I was good on the cherry picker, not so good on the water blaster. Brie, was yours to pick apples? Yeah, I've driven. Did you guys call it an apple picker? I was going to say, that good on the cherry picker, not so good on the water blaster. Brie, was yours to pick apples? Yeah, I've driven...

Did you guys call it an apple picker? I was going to say, that's not a cherry picker. Nah, we call it a cherry picker. I've driven a cherry picker a lot. The foot pedal ones. Ours were quite old. Oh, yeah. And then my dad's got new ones.

Don't say, oh, yeah, you know what the foot pedal one is. No, I was going to follow that up. Oh, you guys haven't seen the foot pedal ones? I think they're quite old. I haven't seen any cherry pickers. But my dad has all different types. Your dad has multiple cherry pickers? Multiple cherry pickers, yes.

That's cool. My dad would have spent most of his life on a cherry picker. Does he have an orchard ladder? You know what's interesting? I learned what an orchard ladder is recently. Don't get me started on bloody orchard chat. Here we go. So you know what's interesting is that back in the day apple trees actually grow and pear trees because we

have pear trees too and they grow really tall and quite big and they used to pick everything by ladder right but it got quite dangerous and it's very time consuming so over over the years, and even in my lifetime, they modified and bred the, not bred the trees, what would you say, modified the trees to be smaller and more compact so you don't need a ladder for all apple picking. They got the two shortest trees in the orchard to hump each other.

You joke, but I'm not shitting you. Essentially, you know, bit of this, bit of that. Yeah. Do you know how new apple varieties are created? No, but I feel like I'm about to. You want to find out? Okay. So what they do is, this is legit,

they actually get like seeds from different varieties and they plant them all together and different trees, sometimes they don't grow, sometimes it doesn't work, but they grow into a new variety. And sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. Just experiment with it. Yeah. I've got one for you.

Do you know how they come up with different breeds of dog? Here we go. It's going to be a dirty joke of some sort. No, it's not. They just get two different dogs to hump each other and see what comes out. That's it. It's literally how you envy dogs. Yeah, same premise. Yeah, same premise. Well, not the same. The apples get two different dogs to hump each other and see what comes out. That's it. It's literally how you envy dogs. Yeah, same premise.

Yeah, same premise. Well, not the same. The apples, you don't make the apples hump. Well, they do. Yes, Anastasia? Oh, Clint's finished, obviously. No, I'm finished. Yeah.

You want some more apple chat? Well, I was just going to ask, when he bought the farms, why didn't he? Well, he didn't buy it. My nono. Oh, okay. Did your nono ever think nono They had two farms And they put them together They mated

Why did they choose an Apple farm Over a Samsung farm Oh fuck That was such a bad joke That was so bad That was so bad that it's good That was terrible You know where my bad that it's good That was terrible You know when mine went to you straight away

I was like duh Anastasia They didn't have phones back then That was shocking I thought someone was actually for once Taking a genuine interest In my background But no it was a joke again Well you know this is an honest question

You never specify what type of apple products the man grows. Yeah. Or makes. That's why Brie has always got a new MacBook. Yeah. Yeah. I can get them for free from the farm. Nah, you know, my dad actually had, like, so many different varieties.

I couldn't even name them all over the years of apples. You always think that, like that city slickers are always like, oh, there's about six different varieties. City slickers. City slickers. Okay, name 10 varieties of apples. Name 10 varieties of apples.

Okay, okay. You count. Okay, I'm counting. Braeburn, Granny Smith, Red Delicious, counting. Braeburn. Yes. Granny Smith. Yep. Red Delicious. Mm-hmm. Jazz. Oof. Braeburn.

You already said that one. Did I? Yes. Did you say Eve? Rose? You can't help him. Oh, sorry. Eve, Rose.

I was going to say those ones already. That's all right. He's not going to get there anyway. Did you say the Granny Smith ones? Yes. Shut up. Let me get this. Let me get this.

Let me get this. Okay. What are those green sour ones? The Granny Smith. Green sours. Let me get this. Let me get this. Let me get this. What are those green sour ones? The Granny Smith. Green sours. Super green sours. And ruby reds.

Green sours. Oh, shit. I think some of those are brands, not types of apples. Yummy? Oh, yummy? See, that's just a brand. Yeah, right. Well, I get by.

That was fun. I get by on a jazz. Oh, lemonade. I should have said lemonade. That was fun. I get by on a jazz. Oh, lemonade. I should have said lemonade. Oh, that would have been smart. Oh, and just with that, you have been listening to the Apple podcast. Hey, some people enjoy Apple facts. Maybe you city slickers should look up a few apple facts every now and then.

Coming up in the show, we're going to be talking. You know, there's no such thing as a flowery apple. You know when people say, oh, this is a bad apple? All of our favourite apple products. You know people say, oh, this is a bad apple? The best knife to cut an apple with. You know why? Some people will actually enjoy this. And how apples are breached.

You know, some people, a flowery apple isn't, there's no such thing as a bad apple. It means that the apple is about 10 months old. You did tell me this. And it's been sitting in a cold room for 10 months. That's the only reason you would ever get a bad apple. I do the brief test now at the supermarket. When you knock it.

Yeah, you have to knock on it. And I'm Clint Roberts. If any of our podcast listeners enjoyed those Apple facts, please write in the podcast family group. We could do another podcast. I hope no one's listening to this on a set. People actually enjoy this. You guys don't ever ask me questions, but people might want to know.

People might want to know this. It's quite interesting growing up on an apple orchard. We've done the sting. Thank you. Okay, I'm done. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, it's Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, it's Brie and Clint. Welcome to the show. Guess what someone sent me on Instagram last night? A nude? No, not a nude. I never get sent nudes. Neither.

A bit disappointing. Oh, careful, careful what you wish for. No, well you get in trouble if you send them on Instagram. Send them to my Snapchat. No, someone who used to go to the same school as me, we didn't know each other, but messaged me because apparently they have like, I think it's 75 years of this magazine that they do for the school. Oh, yeah. And they celebrated people doing big things in this 75th year edition

and I was on the cover. Really? What are you doing? Like along with like 60 other people who are all actually doing this. Yeah, I was going to say, what are you doing? Yeah. I was stoked to be included in this. There's people like one of the fashion designers from Sass and Bide,

Olympians, and then there's me. Did they see the tiramisu? Is that what it was? They saw that and they thought. Oh, she must be a famous chef. She's doing big things with food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, pretty stoked.

Oh, get a copy to mum and dad. They'll bloody love that. I think it's just an online magazine. What? Yeah. An online magazine? Yeah. How are you meant to show your parents an online magazine?

Send them the link. Yeah, all right. Yeah. But they can't show... Yeah, all right. They can't get can't show... Yeah, all right. They can't get it out when people come over for a coffee. Oh, nothing sucks the joy out of life more than an online magazine. What are you going to do?

Put a copy of the iPad on the coffee table for when your friends come over? You're like, oh, let me... It just seems like more invasive to get out the iPad. Yeah, you're really forcing it on the men. Whereas if you just have the magazine there open at the page. They can just put it on the couch next to them and go, oh, yeah, I'm going to read that. Yes, please.

Oh, my daughter's in there. Yeah, let's take a look. Yeah, way less invasive. Yeah. People need to think about that. If my high school's listening, by the way, could I get a copy of my yearbook from my last year at school? My brother's rector and I'm starting to forget the names of some of the people

I went to school with. So if I could get a copy of that yearbook, that'd be a big help. Do you think they just have copies of old yearbooks? I hope so. I hope so.

Yeah, I hope there's boxes of them. Well, I mean, they'd have to, you know. When was that? 1999? No, it was early 2000s, okay? Today on the show, your chance to win

Tradiverse Lady to kick things off. We've got 50 bucks cash thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play, call now. 0800 dial ZM. The ladies picked up a win yesterday, but that means nothing for today's game. Absolutely nothing. Nada. It's like halftime in a football game.

Scores are zero, guys. We go again. Where are the oranges? Bree and Clint. It's like half time in a football game. Scores are zero, guys. We go again. Where are the oranges? It's time for tradie versus lady. The score update for the games this year. The ladies sitting at 92 wins. The tradies sitting at 98. The tradies are going to 100 by the end of the week.

I'll put money on it. Yep, money. I'll put money on it. All right, who are you betting against? You. Put some money down. Okay. Five, just five bucks.

Five bucks. Five bucks. It says the tradies hit a hundy by Friday. Okay. Okay? Five bucks. Shake on it. Yeah, there we go.

Finally, I'm going to make some money on this show. Jenna, you better win today. There's a lot on the line. Finally, I'm going to make some money on this show. Jenna, you better win today. There's a lot on the line. Oh, I hope so. I'm backing you in all the way. Jenna's 36. She's from Christchurch, and she loves whitebaiting. You're on board.

Let's meet your opposition. He's 43. He's from Napes, and his two kids hassle him every day to play this game. Welcome to the show, Adrian. You finally made it, Adrian. Yes, boys. Yes, we're here. Do you think your kids will finally think you're cool now?

Yeah, I think so, hopefully. This is what it's all about. That's what it's all about. What are your kids' names, Adrian? Hugo and Gus. Oh, cool names. G'day, Hugo and Gus. Your dad has finally made it.

Here we go, guys. Adrian, your buzzer is tradie. Jenna, your buzzer is lady. First to three points correct is going to get $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go, question number one. News out today about the new Sex and the City reboot said to be airing the start of next month.

Who is the main character of that series? Tradie. Lady. Yes, Adrian. Sarah Jessica Parker. I need the character. Oh, character. Ah, no.

No good on that one. Jenna. Carrie. Carrie is correct, but Adrian, I'm very impressed. Nice work. Very close. Question number two, one to the ladies. Adele is on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine this month

talking about her divorce. What is the name of her new album? Lady. Yes, and Jenna? Dirty. Oh, she's off to a good start. Adrian, you sound like you're a bit busy in the background. Have you got something else going on?

No, just time for the comeback. You want to put 10 down, Clint? Put 10 on me, bud. time for the comeback. You want to put 10 down, Clint? Put 10 on me, bud. Mate, I literally... You want to put 10 down? 10 down on Adrian to win. Adrian, are you going to do it? I've got your back, bud.

All right, let's do it. $10, what, is for Adrian to win? Yes. All right. Jenna, have you got my back, girl? But the $100 bet for the end of the week still counts. The $5 one still counts. I thought you said there was a $100 bet.

I was like, where did that come from? Adrian, I need three points in a row. Let's go. Come on, question number three. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies so far. How many days are there in a leap year? Ladies. Adrian.

Jenna. Adrian. For the win. $350. She's got it. No, it's my go. No, it wasn't your go. And you said $340 anyway, Adrian. She's got it. No, it's my go. No, it wasn't your go. And you said $3.40 anyway, Adrian.

She's a lady. Whoa. She's a lady. $55 because I'll split the 10. I'm winning off Clint with you. Nice. Unlucky, Adrian. My kids are pulling the finger at me right now.

Bree and Clint. The story out today. This is a little bit grim, but also a good reminder for people headed to the beach this summer. Yep. And it's an Aussie doctor who's talked about a guy that he saw come in to see him about his foot that was really sore. He'd been limping around on it for two weeks. Oh, gout sneaks up on you in summer. It does sneak up on you, doesn on it for two weeks. Oh, gout. It sneaks up on you in summer.

It does sneak up on you, doesn't it? No, it wasn't gout. It was in his heel. Oh. So his heel was real swollen and infected and pussy. Yeah. And the doctor had a look and he pulled out a big piece of oyster. Oh.

Oh. Oh. We've got some audio of the doctor talking about it. Take a listen. If you go to the beach You need to watch this I had a guy come in to see me With a sore heel And he'd be walking about for about two weeks

And this was after he'd been swimming in the coral So when I looked a bit closer I found this massive bit of oyster Which had been sitting under the skin For the last two weeks Shells and coral carry a really nasty bacteria Called Vibrio And if you don't get a wound washed out properly

And given the right antibiotics Then you can end up with a really nasty bacteria called Vibrio. If you don't get a wound washed out properly and given the right antibiotics, then you can end up with a really serious infection. After living in New Zealand for four years, the Aussie accent sounds so weird to me now. Sounds so strange. He sounded like, oh, what's his face? Oh, Fifty Shades. Yeah, he's right.

Those oyster shells and coral reefs. Bloody Lana Cockcroft nearly died on Celebrity Treasure Island. I always hear about this story. What was it, a sea urchin? I think it was a coral reef. I think she stood on a reef. I think she stood on a sea urchin. Yeah.

So you said this is a good reminder going into summer. What is the reminder? Is it to always wear those body glove shoes that you used to get from the warehouse? Me personally, I think no one looks hotter than when they're in a pair of sea shoes. Sea shoes, reef hoppers. Yeah, reef shoes. I think when I was on Celebrity Treasure Island, wasn't attracted to a single celebrity on that show.

No reef shoes. And then one day they walked down the beach and they all had to, for health and safety, wear those reef shoes. And I just wanted to jump all of them. I heard Chris Parker bought his own. So hot. I heard he owns it. A few of them did bring their own yeah oh yeah no doubt no doubt so hot um gross as but he would feel so much better whenever i hear these stories about someone someone having something removed like this i think of the relief they would feel afterwards

it's because you can't see it but the piece of oyster shell that he's got in his heel could be the size of a human tooth. Yeah. It's a chunky number. And his heel looks real swollen and pussy infected, doesn't it? Have you ever had something stuck in you? Oh, good question. No one's ever poked you with something? No, I've not been penetrated.

No, you've never had anything stuck in you? I don't think so. Really? You're lucky. I've had bits of myself, like a tooth go through my lip, never had anything stuck in you? I don't think so. Really? You're lucky. I've had bits of myself, like a tooth go through my lip, but it was my own tooth and I knew it was there. Did I ever tell you about that story? I've got a real bad ingrown hair at the moment. Right now?

And I've had a real bad ingrown toe, but a bit off topic. Ingrown hairs are shocking. Remember that story I told you about this girl that I met and she had a scar that went from her groin area all the way down to like nearly her knee? And I said to her, I was like, whoa, which is the wrong thing to do, but I think I'd had a few drinks. And I was like, oh, my God, what happened?

Ew, yuck, what happened to you? No, I didn't say that. But I was like, oh, my God, what happened to you? That's such a big scar. And she goes, you wouldn't believe the story if I told you. And I was like, okay, well, give it a whirl. Now I want to hear it. Anyway, she said that she had a really bad infection

up near her bikini line from an ingrown hair and she went to the doctor and the doctor said that she could have lost her leg and had to cut her from her bikini line down to nearly her knee because the hair had grown all the way down her leg. From a bloody pube. I don't know if she was being serious, but I believed it. Yeah.

Ow. A hair. An ingrown hair. Isn't that shocking? It makes me want to wax every hair on my body. Terrible, eh? Which would probably make it worse. You want to ask this.

It might get a bit nauseating, but I reckon we should do it. You want to talk about infections this afternoon. Yeah, what was causing the infection? Might have been, you know, a foreign item that was stuck in your body and you didn't know. A big thorn maybe. It was a foreign item, not a foreigner. No, no, no.

A foreign item. It could have been not just that, it could have been something else Earring, nose ring, piece of shell, stone, nail, fence posts Oh, piercing infections are not good, eh? What was it? We want to know on 0800DARLSATM What was causing the infection for you? You can also text us on 9696 You had an infection all up in your section causing the infection for you. You can also text us on 9696. You had an infection all up in your section.

Bree and Clint. A doctor in Australia has sent out a warning saying that he pulled out a three centimetre piece of oyster from a guy's heel two weeks after he'd gone to the beach. He was infected. It was terrible. That's a warning for all of our Bluff listeners. Yeah, look out for those oysters in Bluff.

If you're out there frolicking in the ocean in Bluff right now, like we said, wear your reef shoes. Yep. There's nothing sexier. Not only will you be safe, you'll be one of the most stylish people in Bluff. Wear your rashie as well. Wear your rashie, that's good.

That is a sexy mix. And if you're going to wear goggles, why not chuck a snuggle on? Put a cap on too while you're at it. Oh, yep, swimming cap. Yep, why not?

And one of those nose... Little nose pinchy. Nose pinchy thing. Yeah. But this afternoon... Don't let oyster get into any orifice except your mouth.

No, you really don't want that. Yeah. We're asking you guys this afternoon, what caused the infection? Yeah, it's kind of like, what did you find in you? What was the foreign body? Let's start with Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Hannah, tell us what was the thing that caused the infection?

So I jumped off a bridge and stood on a tennis bike and it was infectedfected for months You had sea urchin in your body They've got poison in them don't they Yeah that's not nice Were you diving for Kinner? Is there an upside to this? Did you take the Kinner home? Did you at least eat it?

No We weren't doing that You should have eaten the Kinner as revenge You know How dare you That's shocking Hannah No, we weren't doing that. You should have eaten the kinna as revenge, you know? Shut up. How dare you? I don't know. How dare you, kinna?

That's shocking, Hannah. I can only imagine how long that took to heal. I will avenge my foot by cooking you up in some butter. Thank you, Hannah. We appreciate it. There's a few real grim texts on this. Someone said, the back of my earring got pushed into my ear and it was so infected I nearly had to have my earlobe removed.

Oh! Do they mean the spiky bit that comes out of the earring that goes through your ear? So I think the butterfly clip, what they're saying is that kind of got pushed into the earlobe. Oh. If it's the spiky bit that comes out the back of the earring, that's happened to me before.

Because that's been through your ear. And you know how your ear piercing hole gets a bit gunky sometimes? It would have pushed the gunk out the back of the ear. That's happened to me before. Because that's been through your ear. And you know how your ear piercing hole gets a bit gunky sometimes? It would have pushed the gunk out the back and then you've pierced your own side of your head with it and it's put some of that in your body. I feel like a lot of girls will relate when you go on a rollercoaster and if you've got earrings and if it bashes you,

your earrings literally go into your head. It's so bad. Georgia's here. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. What caused. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. What caused the infection, Georgia? I got my IUD embedded in my uterus and had to have surgery to get it taken out. Oh, how did that happen? I don't know.

Yeah, I was in hospital for about four or five days, and then they said that I needed surgery because I couldn't pull it out manually. Oh my God, that's terrifying. Wow. So it put me off that for very long. I was going to say, you would have had that thing in there to prevent sort of

invasive uterus type procedures. Didn't you? Yes. And then all of a sudden they're like, we have to go in there. Pretty much, yeah. It was not pleasant at all. Poor thing, Georgia. But everything was okay in the end? Yeah, everything was fine.

Oh, my God. Just had to find a different form of contraception. Yeah. Yeah. Lucky there's a few others. Sorry that happened to you. Did you see that text about someone's dentist? No.

Someone said, what caused the infection? A piece of cotton wool. A dentist did a root canal and left a swab in there, which wasn't found until I moved to a different dentist years later. How do you not know there's a bit of cotton wool in your mouth? Maybe they had like a wisdom tooth out and it was like stuffed down into the, I don't know. Good dentists are worth their weight in gold.

I love my dentist. They definitely are. It's worth every penny. Someone else said their pet sheep bit them I don't know. Good dentists are worth their weight in gold. I love my dentist. They definitely are. It's worth every penny. Someone else said their pet sheep bit them and they spent six months on antibiotic B fighting the infection from a sheep bite. What was... I mean, yeah, look, when I think of a sheep,

I don't think, ooh, clean mouth. Nice clean teeth on that sheep. Clean teeth on that. That sheep's been flossing. That sheep definitely brushes twice a day. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here.

Dean, Drake is implicated in all of this Travis Scott fallout, and he's copping some criticism for his behaviour directly after the Astro World Festival. He is. It was directly after. So that night, and I think it might have even been the next day as well, Drake went to Houston, Texas and went to a strip club and threw down, they say, an estimate of a million dollars in money,

like throwing money around, like, you know, the Wolf of Wall Street kind of thing. So here's the thing, it's in very poor taste. I think a lot of people are very upset about it. While he hasn't released an official statement on what happened that night, the general feeling is he needed to kind of, you know, have a drink,

like take his mind off it, I guess you could say. I don't know if that was the right way to do it, but it's certainly what he chose to do. The other thing that's really kind of come out today is that there are so many lawsuits. Now, there's over 100 of them, okay? So some of the main lawsuits towards Drake and to Travis and, of course, the presenting company,

I think it's called Live Nation. People are saying that there were rescue teams and ambulances and paramedics trying to get through the crowd. This is what they're alleging, and that those artists continued to perform. And that is obviously when people were, dozens of people were injured and nine were killed. So it's a really ugly story.

And Drake throwing around a million dollars in the strip club the night after feels a bit off. Yeah. It looks so bad. Yeah. It looks so bad because obviously he was a surprise guest. He performed at that concert. Obviously they all would have known,

not to the extent of what had happened, but they knew something really horrific had happened and then he's gone out and dropped a million dollars at a strip club. Yeah, it's a long bow to draw to say that it's his fault, but, you know, it's a time to just be on the down low. It's a time not to be doing that. It's a time not to be throwing a million dollars

at a strip club. Also, who throws a million dollars in a strip club? Yeah, regardless. We talked about BD energy earlier in the show. Is that BD energy or small D energy? That's small D energy. A million dollars. Big cash.

Big cash energy. Yeah, right. Also known as small D energy. A horrible look for Drake. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. If you want to live free this summer, the countdown is on now. Go and get your two shots for summer. Free and Clint.

There are stats out today from Stats New Zealand, who we covered yesterday, by the way. They've been a big week. Stats New Zealand are really powering towards Christmas. I think we covered it at this time as well. And I'm just as excited as I was yesterday. Well, yesterday I got you with some LGBT stats. No, I didn't like what the stats represented

because I think we need to do some work in that area. But I did find it interesting, yes. Well, today Stats New Zealand have released information confirming that New Zealand is in the midst of a baby boom. I thought we already had that generation. Yeah, right. The baby boomers. Just like the ones after the war, the lockdowns have caused a surge in babies being born.

The data reveals that in the year to September 2021, well, wait, is it 2021? It is, eh? Yes. Yes, right. I was like, wait, this is last year. I'm losing track. In the year to September this year,

there were 59,382 births in Aotearoa, an increase from the previous year, which was also a big year, 57,753 babies born. That is a lot of epidural. It's a lot of nappies. It's a lot of sucky nipples. I don't know.

I've got babies that still make me awkward. Stop the nappies. Effectively, these babies are the new baby boomers, you know? Yeah, the new generation of like a lot of babies being born all at the same time. Move over, you property moguls. There are new baby boomers in town. No, there'll be nothing left for these baby boomers though.

We've kind of ruined the name though. Like baby boomer, if you're listening and you're a baby boomer, sorry, but you know, it's got negative connotations now. It's like okay boomer, it's all of that. It's like you guys. I feel bad for the baby boomers. You ruined the environment. You didn't leave us any house. You know, like, I'm sure

all the baby boomers in their big mansions do have regrets, like some regrets. But they're not all bad. Absolutely not. Some of my favourite parents are baby boomers. Yeah, my parents are my favourite and they're baby boomers. So let's rebrand the new ones.

They can't be baby boomers. The babies born in lockdown, the babies during this pandemic, can we give them a new name so let's start a brainstorm. Could we call them Coronites? Coronites? Yeah. I mean you're associated with coronavirus but you know. Pandemies?

Oh that's good. Pandemies is good. Pandemies. What about lockdown love children? Lockdown love children. I, that's good. Pandemies is good. Pandemies. What about Lockdown Love Children? Lockdown Love Children. I like that. Pretty much says exactly how it is. Is there an acronym for it? L-D-L-C. Lockdown.

Love Children. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Lock it in. Lockdown Love Children. Yeah, that's good.

Ben, what do we call them? The Outbreakers. This is the COVID outbreak. Oh, that's good. Oh, I don't mind that. The Outbreakers. Yeah. It's not kind of a negative.

It's almost like a team name. Feeling to it. Boredombusters because that's the reason you were conceived. They're like, oh, my God, we're still in lockdown. Kind of sounds similar to baby boomers. It's got that same kind of thing, so that's good. Yeah, BB, boredombusters. You could call them bangdemic babies.

Bangdemic. Oh, yeah, because everyone was doing the banging in the lockdown. Yeah, and then when they grow old, they could be called quarantinagers. Demick babies. Bang Demick. Oh, yeah, because everyone was doing the banging in the lockdown. And then when they grow old, they could be called quarantine-agers. Quarantine-agers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quarantines. Oh, yeah.

Quarantines. Quarantines. Quarantines. Yeah, that's good. All right, let's lock that in. Congratulations, babies. Oh, you're not bloody listening. You're a baby.

Bree and Clint. An Aussie golfer, Sue O. She's an Olympian, and she was competing at a women's championship in Florida. It's called the Pelican Women's Championship in golf, and she has gotten a hole-in-one on the 12th hole of this championship, and we've got some audio of her hitting the shot here. First tee shot of the final round on the 12th hole of this championship. And we've got some audio of her hitting the shot here. First tee shot of the final round on the way. Good looking shot.

That is a dandy. No, not the first one. First one. Get out of here. You can't make this up. First tee shot of the day. How incredible is that? Remember, a Lamborghini on the line.

So not only the ace for O, but a new car as well. That's right. You heard correct. For hitting that hole in one, she receives a Lamborghini. You know what? That might be the most inappropriate car to give a golfer. Why? Because where do they put the clubs?

The back seat. There's no back seat in a Lamborghini. Are they going to put a bloody roof rack on it? Put it in a Lamborghini. Yeah, they're throwing it in. What are they going to do, put a bloody roof rack on it? Put it in the front boot. I'd love to see some stats on how likely it is that anyone gets a hole-in-one ever. Like the number of things that have to come together. It's insane that someone hits a hole-in-one. It's crazy because I was reading this story,

and it looked like two other women had hit holes-in-ones as well because they had received cars as well. Right, okay. But I might be wrong. But, yeah, anyway. You'd be keen to change the prize if you're the golf course, eh? You're doing the books at the end of the year and you're like, we have to stop giving away so many Lamborghinis.

Or do they just say, have we made this competition too easy? Someone move the hole. Move the hole. The aim of the game is to get it in as least shots as possible. It's fantastic publicity for that golf course because everyone would want to get in there. Ben said there's a golf course in Auckland that'll give you a free car.

What a Lamborghini. What is it, Ben? Is it a Lamborghini you can get? So, Golf Harbour up just about maybe an hour up from Auckland, they used to, ages and ages ago when I used to live up there, they used to have a car on one of the holes. I don't think it was a Lamborghini. It was a nice car though.

Yeah, right. But they used to have one on one of the pathways there. I saw that. I think I saw it. It was a Suzuki Swift. I hope it's nicer than that. It was a fantastic vehicle. Yeah, it was covered in golf ball dents.

Keen ass. And hey, you know what? I would take any car for free Yeah I would not say no to a free car No, shit no Can you imagine the feeling of winning a car? Like the only thing that really gets better is a house

Like winning a brand new car Yeah, remember? Yeah, yeah Brand new car, that's the interesting bit Why, who's giving away second-hand cars? Well, remember we tried to give the DeLorean away at the end of the trip and we struggled a little bit? Our show doesn't count, does it?

Someone eventually took it. We had to pay them to take it. That wrestler took it. Yeah, we paid him. He's like, oh, this will be a bit of a laugh. I'm like, no, it's a free car, man. One of my old bosses told me that when he was 18, this is years ago when I worked at a car rental company, and he said to me he won one of those cars.

You know when you walk through a supermarket or a shopping centre and they have the cars in there and you can buy a ticket like in a raffle? Yes, yes, yes. He bought a ticket in this raffle and it was a brand new BMW that was being given away. He won it when he was 18. No one expects to win it, eh? The story gets better. And I was like, what? I was like, you never hear of people winning those.

Anyway, he won the car when he was 18 and he decided, because I think depending on the competition, you can take the car or you can take the money equivalent. Oh, take the money. And he took the money, right? Good, yeah. And he bought a couple of bits of land near the Gold Coast, like not too far from the money equivalent. Oh, take the money. And he took the money, right? Good, yeah. And he bought a couple of bits of land near the Gold Coast, like not too far from the Gold Coast.

Jeez, how much was the car worth? I think it was like 50 grand. Right. It was a BMW. Land's cheaper than the Gold Coast. But this is like however long ago and I think he bought, you know, a little bit of land at the Gold Coast up in the hinterland somewhere. Right.

Which is now worth crazy money. And the BMW is. Probably worth nothing. So what's the moral of this story? Take the car and have some fun. Why not? Life's too short. Life's too short.

I thought we could ask people this afternoon, because I love hearing these stories. Have you won a car before? Yeah. Do we have any lessons that have won a car? Have we given away a car? We haven't. I hope one day we can give away a car.

We haven't, eh? Fletch, when Megan gave away a Suzuki Swift recently, they went to Christchurch and gave away a Swift. Have you ever given away a car in your career? Yes. Yeah, same. I've given away a few. Yeah, we gave away a big Holden Colorado thing.

Yeah, I think I've given away a Suzuki Swift. I gave away my car once. Well, that's not a prize. It's probably a beat up old thing. It was a 1996 Honda Accord. Oh, who wanted that? A lot of people it turned out. Really? Let's take some calls and we'll have won decent cars though. Yeah.

0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. An Aussie golfer has picked up a Lamborghini after she scored a hole-in-one at the Pelican Women's Championship. Pretty good. Pretty good. Golfers win big money, though. You know what's funny, too, is that she came out and said

that she doesn't even own a car. Yeah. She uses her parents' VW when she's at home, she says, but she doesn't own her own personal car. Also, I think Lamborghinis are quite hard to drive. They are really hard to drive. If you're used to driving the Golf. Oh, my God, is she a golfer who drives her parents' Golf?

Yeah. So good, eh? Can't write this stuff. We want to know this afternoon, do we have any listeners who have won cars? And it turns out we've got heaps. I know. I'm so excited to hear these stories

because this is something that doesn't happen to a lot of people. Let's talk to Dan first. Dan, your dad won a car? Oh, he did indeed. Not quite a Lamborghini, but close to a Toyota Corolla. Oh, nothing wrong with a Toyota Corolla. It's a great vehicle. How'd he win it?

Righty-o. There was a competition that popped up at Coastland Shopping Mall. And in the newspaper, you had to write your name and address on a little entry form, and then you had to fold that newspaper into a paper dart and throw it through the sunroof of the car. Okay. And what, did you automatically win the car if you got it in, or you went in the draw? It was a one-off day, so it was going to be a throw-off if there was multiple people that got it in the car. Yeah.

But literally no one got it. Dad dropped down, and I was only a young fella then, and he got the dart, he folded it, and threw it, went straight in the roost. What? What a legend! That's an awesome story, Dan. And did he keep it?

Oh, yeah. Did he? Yeah, did he keep the car? Because you could take the cash equivalent. Did he take the car and keep it? Yeah, he did. So we probably had that for 10 years or so. Yeah, you can't kill a turtle.

That's so cool. Okay, cool story, Dan. Thank you. Deb's here. Deb, you won a car? I did, yes. How did you win a car, Deb? I was on the Wheel of Fortune, and it was the wedding episode.

Oh, that's so cool. I know you've got an accent. Was it New Zealand Wheel of Fortune? No, it was Philimdon, Glasgow, England. Yeah, right. Oh, my bloody favourite place, Deb. What it New Zealand Wheel of Fortune? No, it was filmed in Glasgow, England. Yeah, right. Okay. Oh, my bloody favourite place, Deb. What kind of car did you win?

Oh, it was a white Vauxhall Astra convertible. Oh, deluxe. Nice. I don't imagine the weather in Glasgow is very conducive to a convertible, though. Oh, no, I kept it for the summer. I think I had the soft top down a couple of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you did, Deb.

You rocked that thing, didn't you? Yeah, and the hubby lasted about the same time as well, so I sold it after the summer, and he went too. Oh! So you got one of both. Fire sale at Deb's place. Fresh start, I guess. Get rid of everything.

Everything's got to go. Thanks, Deb. Great story. This is where it starts to get interesting, okay, guys? Meet Becca. Hi, Becca. Hi, Becca. Hi.

Do you know someone that won a car? Yeah, my friend actually won a car on Family Feud. Oh, wow. With Di Henwood. Yeah, yeah. The New Zealand one got through the five rounds and won the Suzuki Swift. No way. What was your friend's name?

Abby. Oh. No way. What was your friend's name? Abby. Oh. No way. We thought we might have reunited you with someone. Lee's called up. Hi, Lee. Hi, mate. How's it going?

You won a car on Family Feud as well. I sure did. Yeah, right. Oh, we thought you were Becca's friend, but turns out Family Feud New Zealand's got a big budget. A lot of cars being given away. Dishing out cars. Lee, what car did you get?

What sort of car was it? Suzuki Swift. And Becca, did your friend get a Suzuki Swift too? Yeah, they did. Jeez, how many Suzuki Swifts has Di Henwood got? He's given away. They went through a stage where they gave away about six in the space of three months and then went off air.

They'll do it. they'll do it. They'll do it. Jesus, Lee. Dianewood's like the Oprah of Suzuki sauce and they're like, dude, we do not have budget for this. Like, this is fresh, isn't it?

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Taika has become the ultimate boyfriend of Instagram over the weekend when he took all Rita Ora's red carpet photos at the MTV EMAs. Yeah, look, it's a big step up in his career and I'm just excited to see him, you know, having some success. He's been behind the camera a bit. This is when it really counts, though.

He is her date. Let's not get that confused. She's the musician. They're at the MTV EMA, so he's lucky to even be there. It's her night to shine, and he's doing the right thing. He took all her phone photos on her phone for her, but then somehow he also busted out a full DSLR digital camera and took her photos, too.

Yeah, he's got one of those full big paparazzi lights on the top of it, you know, the ones that are way too expensive to buy for your own DSLR. Yeah. I was saying, oh, great, professional photos taken by Taika Waititi. You said boyfriends take shit photos so they're not even going to be that good. Look, I'm not saying, yeah, no, they're shit most of the time. They're not very good. I thought today, heading into summer as well,

why don't we get an expert on to tell us how to take good photos of each other? This is good because I also take a horrific photo. I don't know if it's my fault or if it's, you know, the environment that I'm in, but I'd love some tips. So to make sure when you're looking good, you get those good photos, please welcome to the show Tashina Norell from Tashina Norell Photo and Video. Hi, Tashina. Hi, Tashina.

Hi, how's it going? Good. You're a pro. You know how to do this. So tell us. We're getting festy ready. We're going to the races. We're going to the beach, whatever it is.

Someone hands you the phone and says, get a nice photo of us. What's the secret to taking good photos of each other? The first thing I'm really looking for is the light where the light's coming from so you obviously you you don't want the sunlight in the eyes of your subject and you don't want like a half shadow across their face either you'll find that photographers will often be like out and about and they'll go oh it's such good light right now so it becomes this key thing that we we look for and that we see and yeah if we're not taking photos then we get quite bad i take my own personal lighting everywhere I go. Check.

Got that. So would you say light on the face, not in the face? Yeah. I need that full sun straight down my face because I've got that Italian Roman nose happening on my face, Tashina. So that's a good tip. Okay. What else, Tashina? What makes a good photo?

I guess the second would be angle. What angle you're taking the photo on. They say the lens can add 10 pounds, and it's definitely true. Yeah, watching your angles, watching for any distortion on that lens, keeping the subject sort of to the centre often helps that with those wide angles, and choosing maybe

a more slightly higher angle. Because Tiger's taking the photo, he's got down on his knees. He's shooting up Rita Ora's nose. Yeah, that's double chin angle. That's a no-no, right? That's what we call it in my family. Yeah, you've got to watch those nostrils. No one wants to see those nose hairs.

Right, so the camera adds 10 pounds. Got it? So always keep your phone out of your pocket when getting a photo. Tick. And one more tip. You're taking the photos this summer. How do you make sure when you hand the phone back to the person, they go, oh my God, you nailed it,

and they give you a little photo credit in the Instagram bio? Facing them posing. That's another thing. Like, they can't see how they look and how they stand. So if you can see that their wrist looks like it's at a weird angle or they're just standing. So no shakabra? What about the shakabra?

But one pose that I really like to use, and it's a really good one, is just, like, for girls, especially if they're wearing that stunning ball dress, just get to them, put all their weight on their back foot, and pop that front knee. We like to see that little knee pop, and it just gives a really beautiful silhouette. There you go. That's what I've been doing wrong.

I've been putting all my weight on my front foot. I knew I was doing something wrong. Hey, Narelle, these are very helpful. You've already increased our light count and we haven't even posted a photo yet. So thank you very much.

Oh, brilliant. Let me know how it goes for the tips. All good. Well, you should be following us. Go follow our Instagrams and you'll see your hard work

being put to good use. That's Tashina Narelle of Tashina Narelle photo and video. Lock her up if you need some good photos this summer. Thanks, Tashina. Bye, Tashina. Thanksll of Tashina Norell Photo and video look her up if you need some good photos This summer thanks Tashina Bye Tashina

Hey let's play the name game Your chance to win 50 KFC chicken dollars If you can beat Bree in the game That I stole from Hamish and Andy Hi Natasha Hi guys What I'm going to do Natasha is I'm going to read out Just a name any out just a name,

any name, just a single name. The first one out of you and Bree to give me a celebrity who has that name as part of their name is going to get a point, and the first to get three points gets KFC, okay? Okay. Oh, my God, I'm so getting a two-piece feed. Oh, you don't get the KFC. Oh.

No. Natasha, if you get it, you get the KFC. If Bree doesn't... That's cool. Well, this seems unfair. Yeah, well, one of you is getting paid to be here, okay? Fair enough. How much are you getting paid, Natasha?

Not enough. Don't buzz in, okay, Natasha? Just yell out an answer if you get one. Here we go. I'm looking for a famous... Robert. Pattinson. Redford is what we'll take.

Pattinson is what I had written down, but Robert Redford is good. That's an old school reference. He is. He's an old actor. Big time actor though. Yeah. Yeah.

But like black and white guy. What? Black and white movies? No, not that old. Yeah, right. No. Okay. More like 80s. I liked your and white movies? No, not that old. Yeah, right. No. Okay. More like 80s.

I liked your one, Natasha. I liked the Twilight one. But that's okay. Bree gets the point. Guys. I'm getting favourites now. I'm looking for a famous. George.

Washington. Clooney. What is it with you and ancient references? Yeah, you get it. Again, Clooney is what I had written down, Natasha. That's what I would have thought. But, yeah. Hey, we'll do one more.

If you can get a point on the board, you can have the KFC, okay? Okay. I'm looking for a famous... Oh, this one will be harder. I'm looking for a famous Paula. Abdul. Abdul. Oh!

No one said Bennett. Oh, yeah. Oh! No one said Bennett. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She would have counted. Paula Abdul from American Idol, original season. And the Borat movies. I couldn't tell if it was me or you that got it first, Natasha, so you get the KFC.

Yay! There we go. Coming your way. You enjoy that. Still undefeated, though. No worries. No one's able to take you down in the name game, so we'll play that again next week.

Bree and Clint. Big time celebrity has found out a big time secret about their new husband. Betty what? No. No. She's got a new husband. Does she?

I don't know. She could have remarried. If Betty White has a new husband, I hope he is... Hot. Kind, I was going to say. She could have remarried. If Betty White is a new husband, I hope he is... Hot. Kind, I was going to say. Smoking hot and young. I hope she's went out there and just found herself a little tiger cub. Please look after Betty White.

It's not Betty. It's not Betty White. It's Paris Hilton. Singer of the hit song Stars Are Blind I rate Paris Hilton I'm so happy for her She has had a bit of a tough trot With the old boyfriends Yes

And yeah, she got married Well, it looks set to continue Because Paris' new husband Carter Ream, reportedly has a secret nine-year-old child. Well, it's not secret because you're talking about it. No, because people have found out, Brie. He's 40 and people are saying he had a child with reality star Laura Belize.

You'll know her. She was on Secrets of Aspen, that TV show. That's how ironic. Yeah, actually how ironic, yeah. Laura Belize. You'll know her. She was on Secrets of Aspen, that TV show. That's how ironic. Yeah, actually how ironic. Yeah. She also dated Mel Gibson for a bit and people thought that the kid was his. What's her name?

Laura. Laura Belize. You won't know her at all. Don't worry. Turns out the kid is not his and it's Paris Hilton's new husband. Anywho, everyone is saying that Paris knew about the kid before the wedding, which happened last week. Of course she knew.

But who knows? How do you know she knew? She knew. How do you know she knew? She's from the family of the Hiltons. Do you not think they would have done a background check on this dude? Well, this guy has only met his daughter once in nine years. He doesn't have a relationship with the kid.

The husband looks like a human version of Woody from Toy Story. Look at him. Look, have you seen the guy? Obviously you have. Well, don't bring Woody into this, okay, because we're not sure about Carterium. He's got a secret kid. These things can happen.

You say, how do you know? Remember when Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent found out that the guy he was dating, the guy he travelled here to New Zealand with and had dinner with us at a fancy restaurant in Ponsonby, he found out the whole time that his boyfriend had a secret

heterosexual family the whole time with children. The wife, the whole shebang, they were still living together. They didn't know about Dean, which I don't understand how. He's literally in New Zealand with you. How do you go on an overseas trip with someone and then your family doesn't find out? It was a rude shock for Dean.

Very rude shock when he turned up to his boyfriend's house and his wife answered and Dean's like, who are you? And she's like, who am I? Who are you? You hot, tanned, gay stud, you. Who are you? And then the kids come out from behind the corner. Wait, who are you?

Dean's like, who the F are you, kid? Anyway, what I'm saying is weirder things have happened. Big secrets can come out. And I wonder this afternoon if anybody would like to share a big secret that they learned about somebody. I remember that time someone called our show and it was so interesting to me and it was about their granddad who was a pilot back in the day, like long time ago. Yeah.

And she said on our show that he had a whole secret family. Yeah. And, but he had two families. So he had a family in New Zealand and then he had a family in Australia. Yeah. And the reason why it would work is because he would fly from each country to whatever and he'd spend however much time in Australia with that family and then he'd do the long-haul flight back in the day to New Zealand.

How stressful. How bloody stressful, you know? Yeah. I mean, not good for the wives either. Can you imagine? You get so mixed up. Poor granddad must have been so tired. Oh, my God.

Nah, there's a way around it. Give the kids in both families the same name. Same names. Call your first born Carter. Call your second born Reuben. But that means also if he met, say, his wife here in New Zealand was Cheryl. Find a Cheryl. He would have to find a Cheryl in Australia.

Well, Cheryl's a great option for a trans-Tasman romance. Yeah, because Cheryl's. We've both got plenty of. In the 60s, no one had more Cheryl's than Australia and New Zealand. Super common in both countries. So he's like, right, I need to find my first Cheryl

and then I need to track down my second Cheryl. 0800 dials at M. What was their big secret? You found it out. Maybe it shocked you to your core. We would love to hear about it this afternoon. We can keep your name out of it if you need to and you can text it to us on 9696 as well.

What is your big secret you found out? We're talking big secrets. Are you harbouring one? You should tell your secret. I don't have any secrets. Yeah, you're sitting on it. What do you mean? Sometimes you just say things, if you watch certain tv show you'd get it okay okay look all right people will get it

look look woman um we're asking what your big secret is paris hilton's husband apparently has a secret kid her new husband that'd shit you shit you, eh? You're Paris Hilton and you find out. That makes me so sad. Yeah. Because it doesn't matter that he's got a kid. No, who cares if he's got a kid from a previous... It matters that he's keeping a kid a secret. Yeah, that's horrible. Also, go and see your kid, you demon. Yeah, what the hell. But we want to

know, did you find out a big secret about somebody? These people want to remain anonymous. Fair enough. Totally fair enough. First of all, Anonymous, good afternoon Hi Anonymous Hi You found out a big secret I did, so I actually have a relative through marriage

And I found out that they were harbouring a secret child as well And went straight to the source And said to them, you know, is it true? And I got banished from the family from it. What? They took their side over yours? Why did you get banished? Yeah.

They took their side because they just said that I should know not to interfere in other people's business. What? That's bullshit. But I thought I was doing the right thing. So is it like your sister's partner or something like that? Yes. Yeah. And your sister

took their side over yours? It's in my partner's family, so it's not my family. Oh, right. Gotcha, I gotcha. Yeah, they were just like, nah, you should never have said anything. Yeah, no, they won't speak to me. That blows my mind. How did you

kind of stumble upon the information? Did you go looking or did you kind of get an inkling and then go looking? No, not at all. And actually one of my family members was at a group event and it was mentioned. And I thought, well, this is rumouring. So I thought I'd go to the source myself and just say, look, I've heard this information. I'd hate for you to find out about it. Wow.

Not in that way, and they knew. You feel good in the knowledge that you did the right thing, though? Yes, yes. I still stand by what I did. Yeah, good. Yeah, I don't think you did anything wrong. Babies are precious, you know? Yeah.

It speaks to someone's character if they refuse to go and see their kid. No matter what the circumstances is, it's not the kid's fault. So thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Why would you ever have to keep a child a secret? Yeah, it doesn't, yeah. This person wants to be anonymous too. Hello, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Hi. There she is. Big secret. You got a big secret you found out? Yeah, so it's not me. It's my parents.

So they had myself and my twin little sisters, and then my mum decided it was time for my dad to get the SNP. And so they went to the appointment, and they walked in, and the nurse wanted to make sure that they had had enough kids, he was ready for the

procedure. And so she asked, how many kids have you had? And at the same time that my mum said three, because that's how many there are of us, my dad said four. And so that's when my mum found out that my dad had a child to a previous partner. He was also 15

years my mum's senior, so this other child was the same age as my mum. What? She found out after she'd had three kids with this guy. Sorry, this guy, your dad. That is wild.

And Anonymous, obviously you found out about it. Did your mum tell you at the time or did she wait to tell you guys? No, so we found out over Christmas, not last year, the year before, when everyone was telling drunken tales.

Wait, so this is like a recent thing. So you've got another sibling out there? Yeah. And you've never met them? No. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Would you ever want to meet that sibling? She'd be 45 with her own kids now, so probably not.

Wait, why does that change about her? Is she too old for you? she'd be 45 with her own kids now, so probably not. Why? Why does that change about her? Is she too old for you? Anonymous is like, she wouldn't even want to go to the pub or go drinking or... Yeah, I just, I don't know,

it'd just be weird. My dad doesn't really know her either, so I feel like it would just be, yeah. Oh my God, that is a big secret. Well done, Anonymous. That is such a big secret. You understood the assignment.

Well done. That's good. Thank you. We've got one more call. It done, Anonymous. That is such a big secret. You understood the assignment. Well done. That's good. Thank you. We've got one more call. It's from your mum, but she wants to remain anonymous. Oh, well, now you've blown her cover. Hi, Mum. No, Anonymous.

Sorry, Anonymous. I'm Anonymous. Yeah, completely Anonymous. So this is definitely not my mum. No, it's not. Right. Okay, well, Anonymous. The raspiness in your voice tells me it is my mum.

It's a fairly recognisable voice, but Anonymous, what's the big secret that you found out? Well, the big secret I found out was on my dad's side and he had a secret sister. What? Your dad had a secret sister? Yes. Bumpy. Your dad had a secret sister? Yes, that lives in Melbourne and she thought she only had one brother in her whole

family and she finds out she's got eight new brothers and sisters that she never knew about. I'm looking directly at Bree. Have you ever told Bree this or have you saved this secret for the radio segment? No, I think I told her, but she kind of never really listened. You've never told me this story, Mum. Yeah, we found out that this family's living in Melbourne and my grandfather did a runner

and left his baby girl in Melbourne. What the hell? This is a juicy story. Are you sure this is my mum? No, it's anonymous. Are you sure? Is the sister or the auntie or whoever is in Melbourne, are they famous and rich? Well, we did find out down the bloodline that we're related to Burt Newton. Oh, here we go. Burt Newton is a famous.

No, we are. Here we go. Then she goes on, I'm pretty sure we are related to Ian Thorpe. No, I'm pretty sure. Just because Bree's got size 13 feet doesn't mean she's related to Ian Thorpe. No, I'm pretty sure. Just because Brie's got size 13 feet doesn't mean she's related to Ian Thorpe, okay? Hey, thanks Anonymous. Good to talk to you.

Bye Anonymous. See you, Mum. I mean Anonymous. It is true. It is true. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. They hurt my throat. These witty blues are so rough on my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. They hurt my throat. These witty blues are so rough on my throat.

I'm going to get cancer. I just want her to come home. Okay, let's do a birthday banger. Let's get Ella on the show. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi. You don't smoke, do you, Ella?

Not at all. No, filthy hammer. There you go. I did hear you're celebrating a birthday today, though. I am, yeah. Happy birthday for today. Have you had a nice day? Yeah, I've had a great day.

Thank you. What's the best gift that you've got? I bought myself a mattress. My sister and I just moved in together. That is a good, yeah. Yeah, that's a good gift. Where did I read this piece of advice the other day? Don't pee on your mattress.

Don't pee on your mattress. It's solid advice. Yeah, buy the waterproof protector. No, it was always invest in your mattress or good shoes. Or a good vest. Oh, yeah. No, not the vest bit. Let me finish the good saying.

Always invest in a good mattress or good shoes because if you're not in one, you're in the other. Isn't that goads? Yeah, it's great. Okay, Ella, what's your birthday? 16th of November, 93. All right, Ella, you were 16 in 2009. And on the 16th of November in 2009, this was number one.

Down the stairs, make it past the time. Oh, in 2009, this was number one. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a bop. Yeah. We've just been talking about Kesha today. Yeah, that's so interesting. We literally were talking about it because she's got that song in the charts at the moment. Walker Hayes, yeah.

You like this for your birthday, Ella? Yeah, yeah. It's a big, fat bop. Nice. Yeah, good. Okay, cool. Wait there. Let's go to Sophie. Hey, Sophie. G'day, Sophie. Hey, guys. How are you? Yeah, yeah. It's a big fat box. Nice. Good. Okay, cool. Wait there. Let's go to Sophie. Hey, Sophie.

G'day, Sophie. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. It's not your birthday today, is it? No, unfortunately not. Just checking. And you don't smoke, do you, Sophie?

No, not at all. No, right. Just checking, just checking. Sophie, what is your birthday? My birthday is the 20th of February, 97. All right. You were 16 in 2013. And on the 20th of Feb, on your 16th birthday,

this reached the top of the charts. Yes. She's recently been freed from her conservatorship and you get Britney Spears and Will.i.am screaming shoutso. Yes, that's a banger. Absolute bop. Yeah, that's going to be really hard to beat, actually. Wait there, we've got one more from Michael.

G'day, Michael. G'day, Michael. Afternoon. How are we? Pretty good, pretty good. That's good to hear. I heard it's your birthday today as well, Michael. Yes, it is.

There you go. And I also heard that you and Ella are only a year apart. Yes, I just heard that. Wow. Okay. The coincidences are lining up. What was the best gift you got today, Michael? Oh, my fiance made me an absolutely delicious mud cake

that somehow is very light and fluffy. Oh, jealous. What a keeper. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, put a ring on. Oh, no, wait. Okay, Michael, we've got your details. Let's run your birthday banger.

All right, you were 16 in 2010, and on the 16th of November, on this day in 2010, this was number one. Would you believe it, Michael? I'm not sure. I don't remember this one. Oh, don't you? Oh, you don't remember this one? Well, let us refresh you.

This is Kasia, and it's your birthday today. Ella also got Kasia, and it's her birthday today, but a year removed from you. She obviously off the back of TikTok her album just went crazy and she had quite a few

number ones on that album I think. Yeah it was big time for Kasia. Yeah it was huge. Okay Michael wait there we've got a decision to make.

I love the Britney song and I love both the Kasia songs. I think when you add the birthday in the mix I've got to go with Michael's Kasia song for my vote today. Me too. For We Are Who We Are. Yeah. Just gets it over the birthday in the mix, I've got to go with Michael's Cash a song for my vote today.

Me too. For We Are Who We Are. Yeah. Just gets it over the line, over the Britney line just slightly. And it's just a little bit more obscure. You don't hear that song all that much. And Michael seems like a nice fella. Michael, our light and fluffy chocolate cake man,

happy birthday. You just won birthday banger. Well, thank you very much, Cass. There we go. Was that your fiancé giggling in the background? Yes that was her You guys are cute Very cute

Do I have stuff in my teeth? Yes but it's radio so don't worry about it Okay cool it's just you and I then Wanted to talk about One of the big movies that Netflix Has released in the last couple of days called Red Notice. Oh, yeah. You've probably seen the press and stuff for it.

It's with The Rock, Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Ryan Reynolds. Yes. It's the last movie Ryan Reynolds is doing, eh? I think so. And also Gal Gadot's in it. It's a massive star-studded cast. Made for Netflix. Made for Netflix. Made for Netflix. So apparently this is the highest rating Netflix movie

on the first day of release. So it's massive for them. Is it good? You've seen it, eh? Is it good? I really liked it. What's it called? It's called Red Notice.

Right. It's kind of got Indiana Jones meets Ocean's Eleven vibes. Okay. So that's Eleven vibes. Okay. So that's the type of thing. Anyway, Ryan Reynolds is one of the funniest people. He's so good at that. He's very funny, very clever. And he's recently done some, I guess you'd call it publicity for the film.

I'm not going to give away any spoilers, but essentially he plays an arts thief. He goes around and he tries to steal really famous art pieces, right? That's his character in the film. Like Rihanna in Ocean's Eleven. Yeah. Eight. Eight.

Anyway. Twelve. Sixteen. Done. Anyway, Ryan Reynolds in the film, his main goal is to collect these Cleopatra eggs, which, you know, her husband gave to Cleopatra. They're these old ancient eggs, you know, very valuable.

Anyway, he went on Antiques Roadshow US and tried to get one of the eggs from the movie valued. Right. And take a listen to how it went. What can you tell me about this? Yes, it's an egg. What is the family history? Well, no, this is not a family heirloom.

This is more of an heirloom that my good friend at the museum lent me. He's not aware that he lent it to me. Sounds a little complicated. It is a little complicated. I recognize that this was one of the three gold eggs commissioned by Cleopatra at the end of her life, 30 B.C. During World War II, one of them disappeared. German soldiers had taken it to a secure hideaway, and there it remained. What would you generally say the price of an object like this would be?

If we could clear up the complications of how you acquired it this could sell for over a hundred million dollars at auction that is amazing i love the antiques roadshow guy lark who's obviously been bought in on the joke right you reckon he's in on it yeah it's a skit because he's like referencing stuff from the film yeah right but he obviously is like kind of just reading the lines like that he's been given by Ryan Reynolds. It's so funny. That would be my dream though, to show up on Antiques Roadshow and someone brings in something like that.

That's what you watch the show for, eh? Absolutely. That's what you're waiting for. Bring me that Nazi treasure. Has anyone ever bought something on Antiques Roadshow and it's been worth $100 million? No, no way. No?

Nah, nah. I hear that. Heaps of people are Googling it now. I mean, it's been everything Adele this week. There's been, you know, the album is dropping this week, Friday. Friday. Which is huge news. She did that performance at the Observatory.

Right. With all the big stars. Did you see who was there? No, but I'm a bit ripped off by this because she said she wasn't performing live anymore. Yeah, but we all knew that wasn't true. She said that last tour that we all went to and we paid big bucks because we were told it was the final tour. But no. And now she's doing VIP guests at a bloody Stardome.

It was very VIP. People like Kris Jenner, Lizzo, Drake, Ellen DeGeneres, Nicole Richie, Tyler Perry, Aaron Paul, Seth Rogen, James Corden, Oprah, and her best friend Gayle King. A big star started guest list. Yeah, right. That's for sure. You know that was the first time her nine-year-old son has ever seen her perform live?

Oh, okay. Yeah. That would be nice for him. Yeah, so that goes to show how long it's been since she has done a performance live. Yeah. But obviously everyone was also talking about the interview she has done with Oprah, the two-hour CBS special,

which I think we might be able to see in New Zealand maybe this weekend. Oh, okay. At some point or maybe next week. I think it might be this week. I think we're getting it basically straight away. Right. So you're going to be able to see it soon, but do you remember

the thing she said in her Vogue interview? Which thing? I just wanted to highlight this one thing before we move into the Oprah stuff. Is it the old Vogue interview? The one that was like last month. Oh, no, I don't. Oh, you don't? Take a listen to what adele

says is her most prized possession okay what do we have here celine dion's gum james corden who's a friend of mine but also does carpool karaoke uh he did it with her and knew how much a fan of her i was and so he made her spit her gum into a piece of paper and he framed it for me it's my proudest possession okay that's not covid appropriate i love it for me. And it's my proudest possession. Okay, that's not COVID appropriate. I love it. I love it so much. It's behind glass. She doesn't have to touch it.

It's so good. I love her so much. It's a unique bit of Celine Dion memorabilia. Very unique. Like no one else has that. No, the only thing left is toenails after that. Oh, I might be able to get a lock of her hair maybe. Anyway, in the Oprah interview she did,

Oprah asked her what is her all-time favourite song of her own? Okay. Good question to ask someone like Adele. Such a good question. And Adele was quite taken back by it. She didn't really – she was like, oh, what? Like all of them. Yeah.

And Oprah's like, yeah. And Adele finally answered with this song. My favourite Adele song – was like yeah and adele uh finally answered with this song my favorite adele song uh my favorite adele song um i'm gonna say gosh um i'm gonna say one and only one and one only yeah it's my favorite yeah isn't it oprah pretending to know the song yeah you don't know i doesn't know that song i don't know that song and if you also don't know, we've got a clip of it here. What's this weird country and western Adele? No, it's the song where she goes, let me be.

You know that song? No, I genuinely don't know this Adele song. Well, I thought we could go around the room because Adele's picked out her favourite Adele song where we could all say our favourite Adele songs just for a bit of fun. And then sing a bar from it. No. Okay, Producer Ben, kick us off. What is the best Adele song according to you? I don't know many

Adele songs, so I just went with Set Fire to the Rain. Oh, yeah, well, it's a good one. Safe choice, yeah. Also, who doesn't know many Adele songs? Yeah, that was a controversial one. I know I said I don't know that one and only song. Unpopular opinion from Ben. Yeah, right. I'd probably name five.

That's enough. That's good. That's enough. Anastasia, what's the best Adele song? Mine is Send My Love To Your New Lover. This was one of Oprah's. Don't cheat on her. Bit of a remix.

Yeah. Absolute bop, that song. Sounds like it's a bit personal for you, Anastasia. Never. Never personal. Never personal. It's a great song. Not a breakup song for you, what?

Definitely not a breakup song. Right. My favourite Adele song of all time is from the album 19, her first album Because I'm day one Oh you're a day one Yeah I'm a day one So I chose

But you don't know Adele's favourite song One and only No that's a new one That's a new one I don't think it's a new one It's a B side That's a pretty old one

I chose Make You Feel My Love Her voice sounds different Beautiful She's younger. Yeah. This is a fun song. She hasn't been on the Sigs so long. It's a good song.

I like it. Hey, she vapes. No, she smokes. From time to time, she smokes. Yeah, she does. Absolutely. That's why people love her. She's real.

You know, a friend of mine, before she was famous, used to work at this pub over in England. She used to perform at the pub, and him and her used to have cigarettes out on the balcony all the time. Wow, that's a claim to fame. That is cool. No, true story, yeah. Okay, quickly, you need to give me your one.

My favourite song of Adele's got to be Water Under the Bridge. Oh. It's a dark horse Because it's not one of her all time biggest songs But when you hear it you're just like yes It's emotive, it's big It's just big It's one of her stadium songs, it's good

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