ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th October 2023

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

Celebrating an All Blacks win, with Joey Wheeler!! Food orders for life. Who did you un-invite from the wedding? Why didn't you get your bond back? Guess The Voice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Kia ora everybody. Happy Monday. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Happy Monday indeed. What a weekend. The Monday. Oh, this coming weekend is a long weekend.

Yes. About time. Yeah, and the All Blacks play on Saturday morning. Yes. In the semi-final. Yeah, perfect timing. So then you've got Sunday and Monday to recover, yeah. Perfect timing.

A friend of mine, oh, yeah, what about the election? We better talk about that. Yeah, that one happened too. Did you watch TV1 or TV3 coverage? I watched a bit of both. Oh, you flicked between? Yeah. Yeah, a bit of both.

TV3 was crazy. I heard that. three coverage? I watched a bit of both. Oh, you flicked between? Yeah. Yeah, a bit of both. TV three was crazy. I heard that. They had this laser kiwi and it was like blowing up eggs with its laser eye. It was buzzy as. I heard Patti Gow was off the chain. Yeah. Like, I'm out of here, guys.

It was quite fun to watch, actually. I went for The Missionary with Jack Tame and John Campbell and Jessica Muchmackay. It was very good. Yeah, actually. I went for the missionary with Jack Tame and John Campbell and Jessica Much-McCay. It was very good. Yeah, they did a great job. It's a missionary with the lights off compared to the TV3 coverage I've heard. And look, to be honest, I got a bit bored halfway through and went and watched something else. Because I was like, I'll come and check in.

Oh, I didn't make it past 10pm. I didn't hear anybody's speech. Yeah. No. I saw Chloe Swarbrick's speech. Oh yeah, I saw that. She was very excited. Yes. Very excited. Very. No. I saw Chloe Swarbrick's speech. Oh yeah, I saw that. She was very excited. Yes. Very excited.

Very shouty. Yeah. Oh, she was pumped. Yeah. She was pumped. Yeah. Like that's the most excited I think I've ever seen her. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, and then who else did I see? They were at the Lula Inn in the Vido. They were. I was like, I know that place. It's the Lula Inn.

Wild weekends. So that's out of the way. It's the Lola Inn. Wild weekends. So that's out of the way. Let's get back to normal and kick things off with a round of Tradie vs. Lady. Remember, you're listening out for an Olivia Rodrigo song anytime on the show. And if you call us, we'll put you on the draw to see her live at the Jingle Ball in Los Angeles. But first, you need to call us for Tradie vs. Lady. Tradie vs. Lady right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM.

We'll get you on to play next. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Tradie versus Lady right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll get you on to play next. It's Tradie versus Lady. All right, it's go time for another week with the Tradies versing the Ladies. Score update. The Ladies 10 in front on 95. The Tradies holding strong on 85. Our lady's calling from West Auckland.

She is ageless and she used to be on the New Zealand Jiu Jitsu team. Welcome to the show, Jen. G'day. Judo, not Jiu Jitsu. Oh, Judo. Oh, my bad. Sorry. I'm getting my mixed martial arts confused. Is Judo the one that Ronda

Rousey competed at the Olympics in? Not sure. Oh, I think it is. I think she got a bronze medal. Is it the one you competed in the Olympics in, Jan? Not the Olympics, no. Not quite. I still wouldn't take you on in a dark alley.

Jan, do you reckon you could throw Clint down onto the mat? I can't see him. How can I tell? I reckon you could. Just do it off energy. him. How can I tell? I reckon you could. Just do it off energy. I reckon you'd have him. I reckon you could too, yeah. Yeah, easy.

All right, you're taking on our tradies today from Taranaki, the 44, and they just got two puppies on the weekend. Welcome to the show, Jason. G'day, Jason. Hey, guys. How are you? Two puppies, Jason. That's a lot of work.

What type? Shih Tzu Maltese. My balls are fluffed. Two little Shih Tzu Maltese. My balls are full. Two little Shih Tzu Maltese. Cute. Yeah. Okay, Jason, your buzzer is tradie. Jan, yours is lady.

First one of you two to give us three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, buzz in when you think you know the answer. Question number one. It was confirmed over the weekend that Christopher Luxon, the leader of the National Party, will be our next Prime Minister. Lady. Lady. Nope. Yeah, Jan, what do you think the answer is?

Remy Riera? Ooh. No. We'll finish the question for you, Jason. You can have a guess. What colour represents the National Party? Oh. No.

You knew that one too, Jan. Jan, you knew that one. Yeah. All right, here we go. Unlucky, Jan. Nice work, Jason. You're on I knew that one. Yeah. All right, here we go. Unlucky, Jan. Nice work, Jason. You're on the board with one. Question number two.

Excluding the All Blacks, name one of the four Rugby World Cup semifinalists. Yes, Jason. South Africa. South Africa. South Africa, England and Argentina, which the All Blacks will take on on Saturday morning. Question number three. Two to the tradies. You need this one, Jan, okay, to stay in it.

Yep. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Jason. Justin Timberlake. It is Justin Timberlake for the clean sweep. Nice work, Jason. Unlucky today, Jen. I'd say call back and give it another go.

Just not your day today. No, never mind. Never mind. We need our tradies. Yeah. Why don't, Jason, we've got 50 bucks cash from KFC coming your way. Thanks, guys. Nice work, mate.

If you watched the All Blacks on Sunday, I'm sure you were screaming. I'm sure you were cheering. And if you kept it on after the full-time whistle, you would have seen a very excited, roving reporter in a bar in Papamoa. That man is Joey Wheeler, and he joins us on the phone right now. Kia ora, Joey. G'day, Joey. Kia ora, team.

How are you? Not as good as you were this time yesterday morning. You were on fire. Yeah, no, the flying mullet certainly got the best of me because I was certainly flying with excitement after that All Blacks victory, holy heck I'll tell you what, people

would come out to me going, how are you here? Like I had to go from Papamoa to Auckland and fly home last night and people thought that I was absolutely buckled, obviously. But I was just drunk on the euphoric atmosphere that I'm sure everyone... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, me too, Joey, me too. I want to play you this audio of Joey drunk on euphoric energy. This is directly after the All Blacks beat Ireland yesterday. I tell you what, there's a party in Papamoa. This place is going off after an All Blacks win. I'd like to make an apology to my wife, my boss. I may or may not be there tonight or on Monday. This place is rocking.

But I'd like to apologise to absolutely nobody. Let's go to the All-Rank. Holy smokes. So obviously you're a little bit excited with the win against the Irish, Joey. I just think, you know, we created havoc in Papamoa. Imagine what would have happened if I was over in Paris, guys. Oh, my God. You would have really had to apologise to your wife.

Oh, look, no, it was, I just think, well, you guys witnessed that game, that test match, and it was a test match for the ages. I would rate that as probably the greatest test match I've ever witnessed. And I think the drama, the tension, like everyone was absolutely riding every moment of that. And I think for a multitude of reasons, but because the All Blacks going into a game as the underdogs,

that just doesn't happen that often. And because the Orishan had the wood on us for so many years now, it was like, man, are we actually going to do this? And we had a little bit of doubt. All of us did and i think the way that that game played out it just had so much drama and i had a lady like holding my bicep for about the last five minutes oh my god and then when they did it yeah it was just absolute pandemonium in that place and we don't really we don't really celebrate wins like that as kiwis, do we? We don't really come out of our skins for almost anything.

Before the game, I gave them a bit of a lecture about that because that's one of my peeve hates, Clint, is we're such a, especially with our Ulbix, we've got probably the greatest team in sports history. Yeah. We are the most placid fans. So grumpy. We're actually shit fans. Because when we lose, we're the most placid fans. So grumpy. We're actually shit fans.

Because when we lose, we're terrible losers. Yes. We take it well. Yes. But when we win, we also just go away like we've lost, and we just nitpick everything out of the All Blacks. I was like, look, we're going to celebrate this, and our song, our national song for the All Blacks

needs to be blessed by the dudes. Because I think it'll be, I just picture Aaron Smith, Sam Cain standing, yelling out yaaa, yaaa, yaaa with their hands up in the air. Wouldn't it be a beautiful song? Such a tune and it fits I feel like it fits those moments very

well. I thought you were going to start making a couple of dollars standing on the bar there at the Flying Mullet Like Coyote Ugly. Yeah. I wasn't the only one. And I must raise a glass to the bartenders there because the girls behind the bar, they ended up on the bar

and it was like Coyote, what was that? Is it Coyote Ugly? Coyote Ugly. Leanne Rimes turned up. It was a bloody good time. Yeah, they had the coke hose out spraying water on the crowd. It was unbelievable scenes, guys. I've never seen anything like it.

Oh, you love to see it. And all before 10am in the morning. How good, Joey. I don't know how you're going to back it up. I don't know how you're going to back it up for the Pumas this weekend, Joey. You've seen a very high bar. Any ideas? Yeah, Oregon full nude run through the Viaduct.

Yeah. We're going streaking. Yeah, well, the funny run through the Viaduct. Yeah. We're going streaking. Yeah, well, the funny thing is I'm in Christchurch, so I was actually thinking the same thing. Nude punting down the Avon if the All Blacks win. Sounds good to us, Joey. That's Joey Wheeler. All Blacks

correspondent extraordinaire. Thanks for the energy, man. Thanks for the chat. Thanks, Joey. Good on ya fellas Shit he was having a good time wasn't he Do you reckon he had to apologise to his wife in person or Yeah I'd say so Yeah I'd say so

We came across this TikTok video today Which talks about how you can uninvite people to your wedding Yeah it was like hot tips If you ever are in this situation What an awkward situation to be in If you've already invited someone Yes It was like hot tips if you ever are in this situation. What an awkward situation to be in. If you've already invited someone, sent out the invite, and then you have to backtrack on your invite.

And I think that these tips are for people who genuinely need to reduce numbers. There's multiple reasons for uninviting someone from a wedding. Yeah. But when... I don't think this is an occasion where someone's done anything wrong. Yeah, right. If it's too expensive, it's too expensive and then you have to cull. Awkward that... Awkward.

...you're the person getting culled. Awkward because you realise that if it's a 100-person wedding... I'm in. Yeah. So I'm a 100-person friend. Yeah. But if it's a 90-person wedding... But not a 90-person friend.

Which means you're in the bottom 10% of the friend group. Yeah, it's it's a 90 person wedding. But not a 90 person friend. Which means you're in the bottom 10% of the friend group. Yeah, it's not where you want to be. You can work out exactly where you rank in their life. Well, yes, you can and you can't. You're between 90 and 100. Yeah, you can't cut grandma. I might like hanging out with you more than I

do my uncle, but I can't cut my uncle because he's family. Oh, I'd cut my uncle. No, actually I'd cut my uncle. Oh, certain uncles. Certain uncles. Yeah. Yeah, but I can't cut my uncle because he's family. Oh, I'd cut my uncle. No, actually, I'd cut my uncle. Oh, certain uncles. Certain uncles. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, actually, I'd cut my uncles before my friends. Uncles and cousins, I think, are up for discussion. Yeah. Grandparents, no. Grandparents are a must. Uncles aren't his cousins. They're a nice to have. Nice to have, but not essential. It's about you and your friends.

Yeah. Brothers and sisters. Brothers and sisters. Brothers and sisters. You know what I love? Are brothers and sisters a guarantee? Because my brother's wedding, yeah, oh, yeah, no, brother, you have to invite your brothers and sisters. Because my brother's getting married in December of this year

and my sister got married a few years ago and I always see this same thing happen with them where my parents have paid a certain amount for the wedding. So they feel entitled to invite a certain amount of people. Yeah. And so I'm like, what's the number? Yeah. Like what, how much are you paying and how many friends does that get you?

It's all about how much they're paying. Because like, to be honest. I would say to them, well, that affords you a couple of friends each. Like your two favourite couple friends. What? If your parents are paying for part of the wedding. Yeah. And then if they want more, they can pay for it.

Because to be honest. They can pay for another table. Don't get me wrong. Love my parents' friends. But I don't bloody want Juanita, Gary and bloody Susan. On your wedding day. At my wedding. Yeah.

And your mum's like, oh, but they used to hang out with you when you were a baby. I remember them. The last time I saw them, mum. She changed your nappy, I'll have you know. I haven't seen her in 15 years. I didn't ask her to change my nappy. Anyway, this is, according to this TikTok, is how you uninvite people to a wedding. For the difficult conversation, I have a few suggestions.

Blame it on the budget. Weddings are expensive. Everybody knows that, and it's not like it's something that they can argue with. Next one, just say you're downsizing. You're having a micro wedding or you've dramatically reduced the guest list. They don't know how many people you've invited in the first place or how much you have to strip back. Be a big girl and message them and don't over-apologize. They will be disappointed, but most normal people will understand. That's the key. Most normal people will understand. Look, and most people, if they are normal, they're good about it.

What if you have to uninvite temperamental Stacey? Yeah, we'll see. Oh, you know how she reacts. She probably wouldn't be uninvited because you'd be too scared to uninvite her. She gets a fair invite. Just be careful with saying you're having a micro wedding thing. Just be careful how many people see the photos. I was going to say, and then photos come out,

and there's like 100 and something people there. You're on a yacht. You're like, oh, did I say micro wedding? I meant like all the food was like real little. Yeah, small serving. It was like small serving. It was short. It was big, but it was short.

Short. Real short. We want to know, I know 800 dials at the end this afternoon, did you have to uninvite somebody from your wedding or some people from your wedding? And it might not have been a numbers thing. It might not have been a budget thing. It might have been someone that you had a falling out with

and you went, you know what? You can't come to the wedding now. Yes. We can't have you there. Which those I reckon are the easier ones because you're kind of like, you should know that you can't come to the wedding now yes we can't we can't have you there which those i reckon are the easier ones because you're kind of like you should know that you can't come to the wedding now what if your friend has a falling out with someone and they say i don't want them there i don't want them at the wedding what if your best friend breaks up with her boyfriend or husband and then you're like she's like i don't want him there it's still too fresh but he's friends with

your fiance so what happens How do you do it? Who did you guys uninvite from your wedding and how did you go about it and did they understand? Was it fine? We'll also take calls if you were the person who was uninvited. Have you been uninvited to a wedding? 0800 dials at M

or you can text us on 9696. Are you in the bottom 10%? We're talking about how to uninvite people to your wedding if you have to do that. Is there anything else you'd have to uninvite people to? Your birthday party maybe? Yeah, birthday. Like if you're having a family reunion. Uninvite someone to the family reunion?

Yeah. Nan's funeral. Nan's funeral. Oh, we just read the will. Turns out she didn't like you. So you're not invited. The advice we got was just blame it on the budget pretty much. Just say it's a cost thing.

It's not personal. And we have to cut just you and your partner. That's how we're going to make the budget work. Just you two. Just you guys. Still awkward. They start asking other people, they're like, did you get uninvited? And they're like, nah, where are you going?

Nah, where did we get invited? All of our kids are coming too. So we're asking, did you get uninvited? And they're like, nah, we're going. Nah, why'd we get invited? All of our kids are coming too. So we're asking, did you have to uninvite someone or were you the uninvited person? Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. G'day, team. How we doing?

Good, thanks. Was it you that got uninvited or did you do the uninviting? Oh, this was a shambles, to be honest. So basically, my partner has been friends with the person that uninvited us for 17 years. We got a month's notice for the wedding in general, which was actually also like an engagement party. So it was like a weird situation. But basically, they don't like me.

So my partner got uninvited as well. Because of you? You're kidding. Yeah, because she's with me, yeah. Why don't they like you? Oh, I don't know, mate. You really don't know? There's no something in the past? You didn't date one of her friends or something like that? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. She just doesn't

like me. Hasn't liked me from the start. Yeah, basically, my partner was a bridesmaid and got uninvited. Oh, show. It was this weekend. It was this weekend? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys think about maybe you not going as a way of solving the situation,

or was your partner just as fired up as you were, and she's like, nah, if you're not going, we're not going? Yeah, we were both fired up about it. I basically got told that no one there liked me, didn't really want to walk into enemy territory. No, you don't need that. Liam, Liam. Why should you have to go there and pretend to enjoy yourself?

Can I ask you if your partner, because she was a bridesmaid, she's known this person for 17 years, if they said, we want you to be a part of it but not Liam, what would you say to your partner? Oh, so she never got the option, but she was always going to stay by me. It was our two-year anniversary this weekend as well, so we ended up celebrating that instead. But the wedding was on Herbert River.

We live in Christchurch, so we had to do a five-hour travel, and then there was some debacle about making sandwiches, and it was just a nightmare. So we were just like, you know what, yeah. So we had sort of decided not to go. That sort of didn't say anything. We kept quiet about it. Yeah, you've come out on top of it. And gone invited.

Yeah. Says more about them than it does about you guys. Fair enough. Thanks for sharing, Liam. We appreciate it. Susan's here on our $800.00 at M. Hi, Susan. Hi, Susan. Hi, how are you? Who did you ruthlessly cut from your wedding, Susan?

My husband's auntie and uncle. So I sent them, I sent all the wedding invites and it had on there sort of two of them and it came back with accepted for four. And so I phoned her and I said, no, there's only two. Who are the four? And she said, the kids. I said, kids aren't coming.

She goes, yeah, they are. I said, oh, don't bother. Thank you. See you. Bye. Wait, was that short?. She goes, yeah, they are. I said, oh, don't bother. Thank you. See you. Bye. Wait, was that short? The conversation was that short,

Susan? Oh, I can't be bothered mucking around with people. Oh my God. Fair enough, Susan. It's your day.

It's your day. And it obviously would have said that on the invite, that it was just them. And then they're trying to be like, you know, whatever. And Susan's like, I'm not,

I'm not here to F spiders. That's it. The kids are coming. No, they're not. And neither here to F spiders. That's it. The kids are coming. No, they're not. And neither are you. Bye. Yeah. That's it.

That was it. Oh, that's so funny. Susan's a woman who knows what she wants. Hey, she knows what she wants and she sticks to her guns. Someone else on the text machine said, our friend flew his girlfriend over from Australia for our wedding and he got in a huff when we said that she wasn't invited because we hadn't met her yet.

He even tried to give us $100 to pay for her meal at the wedding. We stuck to our word and didn't let her come and he still brings it up seven years later. I wonder if they're still together. Yeah, I wonder. Surely you would have dropped it if you'd broken up. You would have gone, oh, you guys are right about her. She wasn't the one. Now she's never going to have that memory,

and we're going to be together forever. A hundred bucks. Sinpesh is here. Hi, Sinpesh. Hi, Sinpesh. Hi. Did you uninvite someone from your wedding? So I was the bride, and I had to tell my sister-in-law

that she could no longer be a bridesmaid two months out from our wedding. So she wasn't uninvited, but she was taken out of the bridal party. Sin pish. Oh my God, you poor thing, first of all. But why? What was the reason that you had to backtrack? So I had found out through another bridesmaid who was also family that my sister-in-law had been stirring the pot between some family that weren't invited. Ah, gotcha.

Okay. Yeah. So I confronted her about it, and she admitted to it. Oh, jeez. Yeah, I am doing that. Yeah, pretty much. Sounds like she was a bit jealous, and she was trying to stir a bit of crap. It was very unexpected.

So I turned around and said, okay, well, I can't have you as my bridesmaid because I need people who support me and clearly you don't. Did she get that? Yeah, she went a bit funny and her and my husband's other sisters turned up to my wedding half-cut. Really? Well, you made the right decision. Can I ask a question? Was she one of your, because

she's your sister-in-law, was she one of your good friends, so like good enough that you wanted her as a bridesmaid or was it just kind of like a gesture where you're like, oh, you have to have her because she's just going to be your sister-in-law? No, I really wanted her to be a part of it. We're real close. She was my go-to person. She's almost like my own big sister. Yeah.

Gutted for you on that front, Simpesh. Because I hate when they make you just have the sister-in-law as a part of the bridal party, you know? Can we get rid of that? Like when they make you take your little brother out to do fun things? I don't want to take him. It's like the brother, like your new brother-in-law has to be one of your grooms and you're like, I've never even met the dude.

Yes. I made it very clear to my husband he didn't have to have any of my family as groomsmen or anything. But he had my cousin's husband because she's like almost one of my best friends and him and... You said, you don't have to have my family and he said,

cool, you're going to have to deal with my family and they are chaos. Yeah. Thanks, Sin Pish. We appreciate the call. Thanks, Sin Pish.

That's all right. Thank you. See you, mate. Wild. Lucky she doesn't have a recognisable name or anything, eh? Yeah,

that sister-in-law will never know it's about her. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, give us the update on Madonna's health. Okay, in good news, Madonna is back and kicking off her celebration tour again

after the health scare. She says she did not think she was going to make it. So she actually described when she was in hospital, not only did she not think she was going to make it, the doctors didn't think she was going to make it. And when she woke up after, like, days of being, I don't think it was a coma, per se, but she was, you know, out, all of her children were there.

Like, they'd gotten all the children to come in. Oh, God. That's serious. I know. Action. Very, very serious. Anyway, she has, it was essentially like an infection, is I think how they've kind of described it.

But she is back on her feet. You know, Madonna, she just bounces back, right? So she's back on her feet, getting ready for the concert. I will say, though, friends of mine have invited me. I don't want to go because Madonna leaves you, she turns up like two and a half hours late. Two and a half hours late? Really?

Yeah. One of her concerts, I think it was in Australia, it might have been Australia, but she was two and a half hours late getting there and all the trains had stopped and people, like going out to where the United Stadium was. So you couldn't get back. Couldn't get back. It was an absolute, like,

people were leaving because they couldn't get the train and she just wasn't there. She wasn't really late. I couldn't do that, Dean. No, it's too stressful. I would be ropeable. Punished. Same. I went to a Guns N' Roses concert about 10 years ago at Spark Arena,

and they did the same thing. They were scheduled to go on at 9pm, and they didn't hit the stage until 12.30pm. You know what's wild is because I went to a Guns N' Roses show last year, and they actually came out early because it was past their bedtime. So, we're all at home by 9 o'clock. You were two and a half hours late, and you didn't really want to go. There's the latest with D. McCarthy.

He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. Had this random thought over the weekend when my partner and I were at home. We were trying to decide what we wanted for dinner because on the weekend, we normally get takeaways once a week. And over the weekend is our takeaway. Saturday night? Saturday night.

Yeah. And we're sitting there and we're trying to decide and there's the typical usual stuff that we always order, you know. And I had this realisation where I was like for different places that you order food, I feel like once you have your order, it is a lifetime order that you don't change for the rest of your life. I 100% agree. Especially if you only go and get takeaways rarely,

like why would you want to risk not enjoying your special treat? That's what I mean. When you already know what you enjoy, why would you dev to risk not enjoying your special treat? That's what I mean. When you already know what you enjoy, why would you deviate from that? If you've had each different place, you'll have your life. I'm calling it the lifetime order. Yeah, variety is the spice of life, but when it comes to takeaways, I already know what I want. Do what you know.

Yeah. Stick with what you know. Yeah. And these orders will last a lifetime. So what's your order? Well, let's run through a few different places. Let's kick it off with KFC because we love KFC, show sponsor. And I have my lifetime order at KFC.

Me too. I don't sway from it. It's a Zinger burger combo with supercharged sauce, extra lettuce, side of coleslaw, and a small popcorn chicken. Damn, that's technical. Mate. Mine's so much more basic than that. I like what I like. That's chicken. Damn, that's technical. Mate, I know. Mine's so much more basic than that. I like what I like.

That's good. That's a good order. Yeah. Rolls off the tongue. Hits every time. Yeah. Mine's a Wicked Wings snack box with a snack burger. Oh, mate, you've got to up the ante.

Yeah. You've got to up the ante. Judging by that one, I do. Mate, you've got to get all the extras, the soup. Oh, God. I don't want to get too much. I don't want to feel sick. Nah, mate.

Nah, mate. It's worth every penny. Damn. We should order each other's order one time. And experience it. That would be, yeah, I'd like to. Well, yours sounds not as good as mine. Yeah, you pay for yours for me and I'll pay for mine for you.

Let's start going through some of the other things. Like, for example, on the weekend, we talked about getting Thai food. Oh, yeah. And my partner and I, we have the same life order. We get a chicken pad Thai always, and it's either a red or a green curry, coconut rice. That's our exact Thai order. Is that yours?

That's our exact Thai order. I'm not picky about the coconut rice, but... If they don't have coconut rice, we'll take normal rice. That's fine. But that's my exact order. The only thing that changes is whether it's a green or red curry. What the hell? Green is the standard, and if we're feeling jazzy,

we'll get a red curry. You get the red. And sometimes when you're really out the gate, it'll be a yellow, but that's just real special occasions. Yeah, it's on my birthday. And then sometimes when we change it up, we'll get satay chicken sticks if we're feeling extra hungry. Do you have any others?

Like when you think about like say a fish and chip shop, do you have a particular order? Oh yeah, bit of fish, two fritters and some chips. Yeah, same. Yeah. And I always get stuck for ordering too many fritters, but I'm like, babe, they're so cheap. And if you order four, they give you eight.

So my wife's like, yeah, so order two so you get four. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. You're looking at this the wrong way around. That's the wrong way to do it. Claudia, have you got a go-to order somewhere that you want to throw on the list? If there's ever a Donbury available, I'll always get the tofu Donbury.

Deep fried, delicious. Doesn't matter where you are. Doesn't matter. That's what you're getting. Fish and chip place, always a fish burger. And if I'm feeling spicy, I'll get some chips. From the fish and chip? That's spicy from the fish and chip shop?

It's in the name. You've got to get chips. It's not the fish shop. It's the fish and chip shop. It's not the fish burger shop. Ella, you're vegan, which means your options are reduced. So I'm pretty sure your order would be locked and loaded, right? Yeah, but also I know the spots that have good options.

Yeah. But my boyfriend just gets what I like. Wait a second. I've just had a realisation. What? Because you haven't been vegan your whole life. True. It's a recent thing.

That means all of your lifetime orders, we're talking, you know, everyone has a lifetime order at Subway. Yeah. Everyone. That means your lifetime order at Subway would have changed. Yeah. What did it used to be and what is it now? I'm trying to think. That's your lifetime order at Subway would have changed. Yeah. What did it used to be and what is it now? I'm trying to think. That's her old life.

She doesn't identify as that person anymore. Do you just black out everything? Yeah, well, I was veggie for ages, so I didn't really buy Subway as a kid. But maybe, like, I did get KFC, like, the chicken. And I'd pretend I was Katniss Everdeen, like, in the Hunger Games with my chicken. Okay I'd pretend I was Katniss Everdeen, like in the Hunger Games with my chicken. Okay, vegan.

Down, girl. Down, down, down. Down, girl. All right, Katniss. We'll volunteer you as tribute. I thought we could put it out there to people. Someone get that girl some chicken. Yeah, right.

What is your food order that is for life? It's been locked in for years and years. You know, you're never changing your order. You're not swaying from your food order for life. Bree and Clint. When you have a certain food order, it's for life. Yeah. You've figured out who you are.

And if you have one of these, then you know exactly what we're talking about. It probably started at a young age where you went to a place for the first time and you order something. You're like, oh, I like that. You know what I know about my orders? I don't want the drink ever. You don't ever want the drink? I never want the drink.

The drink to me is a waste of time. I don't know what it is. I don't want it. I just see it as. And quite often I'll order the meal, like I'll put it together myself without the drink. So if it's like... Is it cheaper?

More expensive? No, it's the same price. And they'll say to me, oh, you know, it's the same price to get the combo and you get a drink. And I'll go, I don't want the drink. Well, you're an idiot. But I don't... What am I supposed to do with the drink? You're an idiot.

You're literally paying for something and then not getting it. But what am I supposed to do? Because I don't want the drink. I don't want it in my car. I don't want... Oh, mate. I don't want the plastic straw. I don't want it in my car. I don't want the plastic straw. I don't want any of it. God, you're literally throwing money away.

Throwing it away. I'm not going to drink a drink just because it's free. I am. I'll drink anything if it's free. So we're asking you, what's your lifetime order? Someone's texting. They said, my mum's lifetime order is veggie patty with extra bacon. Veggie patty? Are we talking Subway? Subway order. But she goes with the veggie patty with extra bacon. Veggie patty? Are we talking Subway?

Subway order. But she goes with the veggie option and then she adds bacon. Oh, right. I see the irony. Someone else said, my order is a cheese naan bread and a mild mango chicken from any Indian restaurant. The order never changes. I've never had a mango chicken in my life.

Really? It's so yum. Yeah, it's real good. Yeah. You've got to do it. But you probably have your order at an Indian restaurant. My order, butter chicken, garlic naan, and

jasmine rice. Yeah, me too. Cheese naan, not garlic naan, but yeah. Mate, have you had the garlic naan? Mate, have you had the cheesy garlic naan? Amber's here to give us her lifetime order. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber.

Hi, team. How long have you been ordering this for? About 17, 18 years, maybe. Oh, my God. Okay, see, this is what we're talking about, Amber. Tell us, what is the food order that is for life? Well, it's just a honey lemon chicken on noodles from our favourite Chinese shop in Christchurch.

That's it. And I live in Queenstown. Yeah. Give them a shout out. What's the Chinese shop, Amber? They're called The Walk-In and they're on Springs Road and they've been there for as long as what I bloody have. No, you're right.

You don't even live in Christchurch anymore. So whenever you're there, you make sure you go in and get your lemon or are you getting it couriered down to you in Queenstown? I'm not quite couriered, no. But I always ring up, know the number off the top of my head, and she always knows when I ring. Hi, how are you? How are you doing?

I'm like, yeah, mate. I'm back. Wait, does she know that it's you and she knows your order straight away? It's ridiculous. So that's locked in. That is locked in, embedded in everyone's memory. I even bought my son a Christmas present one year. It was so lovely.

Yeah, you're a customer for life. You've got your order for life. See, they're the places I love. I want to be a local at the Chinese shop. Someone said, my wife rolls her eyes every time I say, should we have a korma for dinner? Every time. Standard korma.

Someone else said, at Domino's I always get a Mr. Wedge with no onion. No idea why I take the onion off. Someone did it once and now I'm too scared to order it with it in case I don't like it. Are they still making Mr. Wedge? I think they are. The weirdest pizza.

It's chips on a pizza. Can you imagine trying to explain the Mr. Wedge pizza to an Italian person? Impossible. Say someone was here from Napoli, the home of pizza, and you're like, we have this one in New Zealand. It's got wedges on it. They're like, what?

Yeah. Oh, sacrilegious. Isn't it funny how we all kind of go through life and it must be something like when you get something you like. Yeah, it's the predictability. And I'm sure there's people out there, I reckon they're super rare though, that get something different every time.

True. If you know the psychology of it, if you can explain it. Can you text us on 9696? Yeah, can you text us? Are you one of those people that you don't have a standard set order that's locked in for life? Like you get something different every time.

Oh God, that sounds stressful. See, that worries me and I'm just thinking about it. Bree and Clint. I heard the craziest story about the musician Sia the other day. Okay. And I don't think it's a super commonly known story. Like, it is out there, but I had never heard this story about her in my life. And you're a big Sia fan too.

I love Sia. She's, you know, she's an Aussie. I think she's fantastic at what she does. And it's so crazy to me because she shares a deep, deep love, an obsession of a particular reality TV show that I also share that same obsession. Right. RuPaul's Drag Race.

No, but I mean, I could see it. Yeah. I think she's been on that show before. She's into costuming. Yeah, she would love that. No, it's a show that you probably would never guess, but Sia is one of the biggest fans ever of the TV show Survivor. Yeah, right. No, like, you're sitting there going, oh, yeah, cool.

Yeah. No, wait. To hear the details of how big of a fan she is. She's so obsessed with the show, and because she lives in America, obviously she's watching the American seasons and I think they're up to like season like... 40. Nearly 40, I think. But apparently, and this is true because I've done my research, for the past seven years or so, like since 2016, she loves the show so much that she decides,

she decided that she would give a prize, like a cash money prize to contestants that don't win the million dollars. Ah. So if you like are a runner up or you're third, she gives you a cash money prize. They call it the Sea Award recipient. Really? And she does it every season? runner-up or your third, she gives you a cash money prize. They call it the SIA Award recipient.

Really? And she does it every season? She does it every season now, has done it for seven years. How much money is she sending these people? So I've looked into that as well because I was like, how many people is she giving money to? How much is she giving? So apparently there's about 16 Survivor contestants who have all received the Sia Award.

Sometimes it can be multiple people on a season. But, for example, I'm not going to say the names in case people are watching the seasons, but apparently this last season that has just gone by, that's finished, she gave the person who came in fourth and third, she gave them $15,000 each. Whoa. And then the person who came in fourth and third, she gave them $15,000 each. Whoa. And then the person who came in second, so the runner-up,

they get all the way to the end, but they lose out on the million. She gave them $100,000. Of her own money? Of her own money. What does she get out of it? I don't know. That is so weird. Isn't that wild?

Because I know some survivor fanatics. I know some people who are crazy for Survivor. Matty McLean is a survivor. I can't see him ever doing his, actually I can see him doing his own award ceremony. I can see him doing it for Celebrity Treasure Island too. 100% he would. I think he holds

it at his house. Tells me to come over and host it at his house and then all the Celebrity Treasure Island contestants are there. Isn't that wild? Yeah. I was going to say I get it, but I don't. I get it that people get obsessed with that show in particular. There's something about it that really draws people in.

I have always loved that show. Yeah. Especially the Aussie version. It's so good. But I just wouldn't, I don't know why, I just wouldn't pitch and see ya. I love the All Blacks. I love the All. Yeah. Especially the Aussie version. It's so good. But I just wouldn't, I don't know why, I just wouldn't pitch a see ya. I love the All Blacks.

I love the All Blacks. I don't plan on sending them any of my own money. You know? Yeah, but you're not a multi-millionaire either. Like, see ya. That's a good point.

If I was, I'd be sending them so much money and I'd be like, come on over, guys. You'd probably be sending them money so that, yeah, exactly,

they would hang out with you. Be my friend. Be like, I'll pay you to hang out with me. Bree and Clint. The Weeknd is coming to do two shows at Eden Park. This show is enormous. So to find out what Kiwis are in for, we've sent our man on the ground all the way to South America.

Come in, Cam Mansell from Chile. Hey, how you doing? Hola, Kiwis. Como estas? There he is, the man. He's in Chile to see The Weeknd. Have you been? Is it done?

I am literally at the show right now. I don't know if you can hear in the background, but it's still going. It is absolutely wild. The entire set is bloody amazing. There's fire. There's this massive robot statue. The Weeknd is obviously amazing. There's fire. There's this massive robot statue. The weekend is obviously here.

It's insane. Wow. Are you seeing an outdoor show? Are you seeing it in a stadium like we're going to get here in Auckland City? It is an outdoor stadium and the weather is on. It's been amazing. That's so exciting. What is it like, Cam, to be part of the audience there at the weekend in Chile?

I'm not going to lie. I've had goosebumps pretty much the entire show. The Chilean fans are just so into it. Everyone is screaming. I don't think I've ever been to a concert this loud before. It's insane. How many people, do you know, Cam, are there in the audience with you? There's 25,000 here tonight.

Whoa! Well, that's very similar to what's going to happen at Eden Park. That's huge. Eden Park can do 40,000 people. Yeah. So, wow, that's insane. Okay, so what have the highlights been so far of the weekend show, Cam? What are we looking forward to here in New Zealand?

They literally light pretty much the entire stage on fire. There's this really cool backdrop. It's kind of like a dystopian city. There's the CNP Tower, which is, of course, in Toronto. That catches on fire. Honestly, you have to see it to believe it. It's insane. Okay, well, we're excited.

Also, how hot are the South American people, Cam? Is that a good added bonus to this trip? Don't tell anyone, but my Tinder has been popping off. He's never coming home. He's going to be there forever. That's Cam Mansell. He's our man in Chile. Giving us a preview of what the weekend's stadium show

here in Auckland is going to be like this December. You don't want to miss out on this show. I feel like it's going to be one of the shows of the year. I think so. It's going to be massive. Yeah. Thanks, Cam. Enjoy the rest of the show. Bye, Cam. It's going to be massive. Yeah. Thanks, Cam. Enjoy the rest of the show.

Bye, Cam. Bye-bye. See you guys. You know he's not joking about that Tinder thing, eh? No, he's not joking at all. He's not joking at all. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Guess the Voice.

Celebrity voices. How good are you at picking them? Well, this game is going to find out. Dimitri's going to play with us. Hi, Dimitri. Hi, Dimitri. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. You're on Team Bree. Sweet, awesome. Dimitri, quite an unusual

name. Where did you get that from, Dimitri? It's named after my grandfather who was Greek. Greek, I was going to say. Cool name. Yeah. Yes. No, I wish I could take credit, but it wasn't really my choice. But hey, that's alright. Oh, they've got to come from somewhere. You very rarely meet a truly original name. Someone's like, yeah, I just invented it.

Dimitri, love that name. Okay, you're taking on Christine on Team Clint. Kia ora, Christine. Hi, Christine. Hi, how you doing? Quite an unusual name, Christine. Where does that come from? My mum, I don't know.

Nice. Got an auntie, Christine. Everyone's got a Christine. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hello, how are you? Yeah. Nice. Got an auntie, Christine. Everyone's got a Christine. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks.

We're good. Tell me, have you done a special to celebrate the Rugby World Cup, a special rugby player edition of Guess the Voice? I did consider it. Yeah. But I think that's quite hard. All the clips are like, yeah, full credit to the other team. Yeah, look, it was a game of two odds.

You've just got to put in 120% and at the end of the day, hopefully those two halves add up to a win. Weirdly, I didn't choose that theme. I've been listening to the new Troye Sivan album and it's so good. And it got me thinking about how he used to be on YouTube. Like he was a

massive YouTuber and I loved watching him but he stopped making them to focus on like a different career. I don't know. So I loved watching them, but he stopped making them to focus on a different career. I don't know. So I took a look at other celebrities that had their start on YouTube. Ooh, this is fun. Yeah. So you might not know that they were on YouTube.

Yeah, I was going to say, I'm not a big YouTuber, but so long as they've transcended YouTube. Yeah, they absolutely have. You should know their names. So this is Guess the Voice. You're literally guessing the voice. Just buzz in with your name if you can tell me who it is. Bree and Clint, you're going first. Right.

Ready? Ready. Let's go. I was nervous. I was really nervous. And then I got on stage and... Clint. Clint.

Shawn Mendes. Indeed. There is two, yeah. It just felt, it felt really, really good. I saw Millie Bobby Brown in the audience and I was like, I made a little connection with her and I was like, cool, I'm good. It's a YouTube dude. Didn't know that.

Yeah, he started with like a, there was like a group of them that were making videos. And then, yeah, he branched out and started doing music. Nice. Okay. Yeah. So that's how it's done. Dimitri and Christine, the next one is for you. Just buzz in with your name.

Good luck. Here's your celeb. I just love the fact that what you do so brilliantly is you create. Christine. Justin Bieber. Yep, nailed it. Nice work. Such an amazing atmosphere

for me to feel like I can be myself. Yeah, it is too. And I just... He put all his little drumming videos up on YouTube, didn't he? Went super, super big.

And he was so little. So little. So cute. And then Usher was like, damn, that boy got moves. And the rest is history. I'm going to sign that kid and make some serious money off him.

Okay, we're on two points for Team Flint. Oh, jeez, Dimitri, I need to keep us in this. We got this. We got this. We got it. Bree, you have to get this one. This one will take your ears to concentrate. Okay.

You'll need to listen to this one. I was guessing the other ones with my nose. I was guessing it with something I can't mention on the radio. Well, don't use that anymore. Start using your ears. Stop using your anus and use your ears. I think this is the hardest one, so I've given it to you guys. Good luck.

Okay, so apparently this is like a thing that I've only ever seen in Houston happen. Brie? Brie. Lizzo? No. I was going to say Lizzo. No. I'm going to have a bit more.

Yep. Cheetos, but inside of pickles. So, we got these. It's all gourmet. I'll give you a hint. She's a rapper. Clint, Megan Thee Stallion? Yes.

Yes. Yeah. Total swing for the fences. But, Christine, we did it. We're the Guest of Voice champions. Woo. Woo, woo. Sorry, Dimitri.

Not today. That's all right. But you got good energy and a cool name. Woo, woo. Sorry, Dimitri, not today. That's all right. But you've got good energy and a cool name. I appreciate it. And, Christine, you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars. We'll get that out to you ASAP. Thanks for playing Guess the Voice. Thanks, guys.

Thank you. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Nothing better than banging on your birthday. That's what I always say, Clint. That's what I always say. That's what I always on your birthday. That's what I always say, Clint. That's what I always say.

That's what I always say every year. That's what I keep saying, yeah. On my birthday and then... I'm going to keep saying it until it happens. Yeah. One year. One year. One year will be our year.

Let's do the number one songs on their 16th birthdays for Kelly. G'day, Kelly. Hi. How's your Monday going, Kelly? Really busy. Really? Why so busy? Driving back and forth from Cambridge for the third time to Hamilton.

Wow, that does sound busy. Well, let's get you there, Kelly. What's your birthday? The 8th of August, 2000. All right, mate. Easy math. You were 16 in 2016. And on your 16th birthday,th of August 2000. Alright mate. Easy math. You were 16 in 2016. And on your 16th birthday this was number one.

Sia. Cheap thrills. Global hit for Sia. Were you a fan Kelly? Yes. I wasn't expecting that. I had a couple in mind, but she was not one of them. Yeah. What did you think you might get? I was headcounting some maybe not, what are they called?

Imagine Dragons and things like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, more bands, less individual people. Yeah, I get it. They were imagining a lot of dragons in 2016, weren't they? Nothing but dragons. Thanks, Kelly. Wait there.

We're going to do one for Taylor. Kia ora, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hi. How was your weekend, Taylor? It was all right. All right. Out of 10, what would you rate it?

Probably age. Pretty solid. Pretty solid weekend. Pretty solid weekend. Well, let's see if we can take it up a point. What's your birthday? 28th of the 3rd, 1997. All right, that means you were 16, Taylor, in 2013.

And this would have been number one. And we go back. This is the moment. Tonight is the night. We'll fight till it's over. We've put our hands up. Macklemore. You can't hold us.

Banger, Taylor. Are you into it? Yeah, yeah, I was back then, yeah. Not anymore. Oh. I love that song from Macklemore. And if you've ever seen it live, such a vibe. Such a vibe.

Such a vibe. The whole crowd's just, like, bouncing. I love Taylor's honesty in there. Without being completely honest, she's like, yep. Used to be. I liked it back then. Wait there, we're going to do one more Bit There Banger for Sam. Come on, Sam.

Let's come through with a banger. Hi, Sam. Hi, how you going? Good, thanks. What did you get up to for your weekend, Sam? I actually went to see Hayley Scowl's show. Oh, yeah? How was it?

I bloody loved it. Yeah. I saw her Instagram story. She got very, very sweaty during that show. I saw her wipe her upper lip. Her sweat moustache. Yeah. Yeah, the Sula sweaty upper lip alert.

Look out for that one. Hey, Sam, what's your birthday, mate? 21st of April, 87. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2003. And back on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Yes, Sam.

Linkin Park. Somewhere I Belong. Were you a fan, Sam? Oh, we're losing it. We're losing it. I'm going to assume she said, I absolutely loved it and I still love it. Probably. I love this song.

I love this album. I'm voting for Linkin Park. Me too. Are you? Why do you always say it like that? Oh, because I didn't know I thought What other song am I voting for?

I don't know, probably Sia You should know me better You should know me better Hey Sam Yep You've won birthday banger Congratulations Thanks so much

Yay All good Have a good rest of your Monday, Sian See you, mate. Bree and Clint, here's Linkin Park on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. From the year 2003, that is the winner of Birthday Banger for Sam,

Linkin Park, Somewhere I Belong. I want to talk to people who didn't get their bond back. Maybe it was a part of the bond. Maybe it was the whole bond. If it was the whole bond, what the hell did you do? What did you do? What did you do? There's a story that's going viral in Australia at the moment,

and it's about a Sydney renter who had to threaten to take their landlord to court after copping a $1,000 demand over a tiny, barely visible blemish on the floor. Nah, that's not cool. I've seen the photos. Yeah. It's actually ridiculous. So the situation.

How tiny are we talking? Oh, like tiny. It's not like a gouge. I'd call it a scratch. And is it on like wood floors or something? I think, yeah, it's on like a wood floor. Yeah, right. It's like a black kind of scratch mark, but it's like literally tiny.

It looks like a piece of hair. A thousand bucks. And they're saying we're going to take a thousand dollars from your guy's bond because the whole floor has to be ripped up and replaced. Anyway, they said, absolutely not. We will report you and we'll take you to court. Wow. Did the landlord back down after that? It doesn't say, but I'm assuming.

Absolutely, I think, you know. I, in every flat I've ever lived in, I've always expected to get my bond back. I've gone, oh yeah, that's money that I'm giving you to hold on to. And you just look after it and I'll look after your house. And at the end, you'll give it back to me. I saw something recently that said, you should treat your bond as sunk money, as it's gone.

And then you should just live in the house and just let the wear and tear happen on the house the way that it would if it was your house. And then at the end, they're going to come in and they're going to go, there's a bit of damage on the house from how you've been living in it, but that's fine. We'll just use the bond to take care of it. I mean, you could live a lot more carefree.

You know? Not everyone has that luxury of having that money. No. Because when you, and I mean, I changed house and moved house. I can't even tell you how many times. Yeah. I moved countries, moved houses. And to be honest, I didn't have the money.

True. You need that bond to pay the new bond. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Because I didn't have that lump sum of money to then give my new bond. Yeah. But I mean, wouldn't it be good? You could be like, sweet, I'm not cleaning up. Yeah, yeah.

Take it out of my bond, bitch. It's quite hard to clean a place that you've been living in, especially with other people. You just hire someone. You just hire. If you can. Do a full bond clean. If you can, yeah.

But then. Because you don't even care about that place anymore. You're cleaning a house you can. Do a full bond clean. If you can. Yeah. But then. Because you don't even care about that place anymore. You're cleaning a house that you're not going to live in. You're about the new place. But then now that I look back on it you should weigh up how much the bond clean costs compared to how much you'd lose in the bond.

And you'd be like is it worth it? You know I'll do the best I can. I just think that's I would be ropeable because you have to understand that if you're renting a place, if you've got a rental property, this is my opinion, if you're renting a place and they're paying for your mortgage, like they're in there and you're lucky enough to have a rental property, you have to allow for wear and tear.

Totally. You know? Usual wear and tear. Usual wear and tear totally you know and usual wear and tear usual wear and tear and you know the difference like a scratch on the floor unfortunately is wear and tear one of the flatmates putting their head through the jib not wear and tear you know it's very like there's a line and you should know the difference. I thought we could ask people though because this would happen a lot, especially probably in Dunedin flats. Oh, yeah. Like are you one of those people that didn't get your bond back?

And you knew you weren't going to get it back. You're like, I knew. We threw a couch out the window. Like we knew we weren't getting it back. Or maybe. You sit fire to half of the house. Maybe it was just unfair. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.

Why didn't you get your bond back? Might have been all of it. Might have been part of it. Bring your bond grievance to the small claims court of Breeinclint on 0800 dials at M. Breeinclint. A landlord said you owe me $1,000 because there's a scratch on the floor and now I need to replace the whole floor.

The whole floor. And I've seen the photo. I've seen it. It's a tiny scratch. It's a wooden floor that's wear and tear. Unfortunately, you just have to wear that. Sounds like they're just milking their tenant for a new floor. Which is sometimes the case, and then other times

it's definitely warranted that they take your bond off you. So we want to know why didn't you get your bond back? Was it deserved or not? Someone said, I didn't get my whole bond back because of the Christchurch earthquake. The whole house got red-stickered, and the landlord said the house is not rentable in that condition. What?

How is a natural disaster your fault? That is ridiculous. That is actually ridiculous. Yes, the house is not rentable. But I promise you, before the earthquake, it was perfectly rentable. That's so ridiculous. This one, there was someone that texted through,

where'd it go? And they said that they couldn't afford to get a... Oh, here. I didn't get my bond back because I didn't get the house professionally cleaned on exit. Myself and a few friends spent three days cleaning it ourselves as we couldn't afford the professional cleaning. Accidentally left some of those picture hooks on the wall in the process, therefore didn't get my bond back.

That's BS. No, that's BS. That's illegal. You can't do that. Yeah, no. That's not how it works. You didn't get your whole bond back because you left a few picture hooks in the wall.

Yeah, you're not under tension. They're not your boss. It's a deal. Kate is here. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi. What's the deal?

Why didn't you get your bond back? No, we got it back, but the landlord tried to charge us all $100 each from our bond for overuse of the carpet in the walls. What? Did they say you overuse the carpet in the walls? Yeah, I'm not really sure how we overuse the wall. Yeah.

Also, how did you overuse the carpet? Were you guys running an indoor marathon or something? Well, there's only carpet in the bedrooms, so I'm not really sure there. Damn, Kate. Yeah, what were you doing in the bedrooms, Kate? What were you doing's only carpet in the bedrooms, so I'm not really sure there. Damn, Kate. Yeah, what were you doing in the bedrooms, Kate? What were you doing in the carpet in the bedrooms? Have you got a bed for that kind of thing? You know the people that use the outside of the

staircase so that the metal doesn't get worn? I've heard of that. The carpet? Yeah. It's a real dad move. That's when you know you're real cheap. Yeah, it's a dad move to go, guys, walk on the outside of the stairs. We want to make it so it's all even. Sarah's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. Tell us, why didn't you get your bond back? So this was my husband's, we're now husband's flat at university. Right. I don't know, it could have been maybe the sparkler bond that they lit off in the kitchen that left holes in the kitchen window, or maybe it was when they lit a couch on fire on the garage roof or it could have been the guy that they sublet the garage to

and he made a DIY skylight in the garage roof. Yeah, that'll do it. Oh, my God, Sarah. That'll do it. All of those things sound like potential reasons. Yeah, maybe, maybe. But nothing's set in stone. Sarah, did you meet your

husband when he was living at this flat? Yeah, yeah, I was his girlfriend at the time. I just got to check and this is for our Cantabrian listeners. Was he UC or was he Lincoln? He was Lincoln, obviously. He was obviously Lincoln. No surprises there then, Sarah. We appreciate

the call. Thank you very much. Thank you, Sarah. Someone on the text machine said, I had dogs in a rental who specified no dogs. Rental agency took around $200 to have the carpets cleaned and some other cleaning. To be honest, pretty good deal. Pretty good deal. Pretty good deal.

If you got to have your dog there for the whole tenancy and it only cost you $200? I'd wear that. I think that's okay. Yeah, I'd wear that. Just bill it to the dog. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, can you hear me? We can, yeah. Yes, we can hear you. Tell us, was it your flat that you didn't get the bond back? Yes, so it was in like 2014. There was seven of us living in the property and one of the tenants, tenants he i think he um accidentally

burnt um the like bench with a pot right yeah and they were gonna deduct it from our um total bond and then um we threatened because there was lots of dodgy stuff going on throughout the year. He had like illegally put up a wall between two of the rooms. Oh, you can't do that. Okay. It was like a relatively new flat. We were like six seconds. Where in the country was this flat?

What part of the country? It was 4th Street, Dunedin. Okay. So he was cramming students in there, was he? That's what he was doing. So what did he do when you laid down your big threat? How did he respond? Oh, we didn't

have to get our bond reducted and we got reimbursed for only six bedrooms throughout the whole year. Oh, anonymous. I applaud you. Not only did you get your bond back, you went up. Blackmailing your landlord. How good did it feel?

Oh, it was great. Paid for R&B that year. Paid for R&B, yeah. Anonymous. Anonymous, were you studying law at the University of Otago? It sounds like you could make a hell of a lawyer. I dropped out of my first year from law, thanks. Well, you've still got the potential.

Yeah, I went for a BA instead. Nice, classic BA. Yeah, and that year paid off because you got your bond back, so. Oh, it was great. It was great. He got done eventually for doing it to multiple properties.

Oh, my God. You're like the Erin Brockovich of student flats. Yeah. That's wild. Did I get that reference like the Erin Brockovich of student flats. Yeah. That's wild. Did I get that reference right? Erin Brockovich? Yeah, kind of. Did I?

I've never seen it. If I pulled that off, that is impressive. Well, Erin Brockovich was more to do with they were contaminating the water. Yeah, but she took him to task, didn't she? Yeah. For the people. Yeah, she did, yeah. Classic Erin Brockovich quote.

Okay, next in the show, you have a chance to go to... There wasn't even a quote in there. Move on swiftly. That's what makes smooth broadcasting. We don't talk a lot about horse racing on this show. Can we do a bit of... The Melbourne Cup's coming up soon. It is.

Isn't it? Yeah. This story that I saw over the weekend, I'm in two minds about whether to share it because we're not here to encourage anybody to do any gambling. Yes, we're definitely not. But this story is wild. This story is out the gate.

This story is wild. A Kiwi guy won $10 million from the TAB over the weekend on a horse race that was run in Sydney called the Everest. And that doesn't really matter. The $10 million is the bit that's interesting. He correctly picked the finishing position of all 12 horses in the race. I didn't even know you could do that as a bet. You usually can't. But the bet that he put on was like a promotion that the TAB was running.

This is the even crazier bit. He didn't even spend any money on the bet. It was a free competition that they were running. And they said, look, everybody who's got a registered TAB account can have a go at picking the 12 horses. And I think that they did it because they never

thought anybody was actually going to get it right. So they can say, here's a $10 million prize. Everyone give it a go. It's free. If someone gets it, we'll pay out the $10 million, but we're pretty sure no one is going to get this. Well, what are the odds of that? How many horses are in the race? 12. 12 horses. You have to pick exactly which one comes first, second,

third, fourth, right the way through to 12. So how many combinations? The odds of someone correctly picking all 12 horses in that race were one in 490, the number's so big, one in 479 million, 600, 1,000 something, 479 million. That's a very, very small chance. That's a very small chance.

Like it's so small. Yeah. And you just go, oh yeah, I'll just make up 12 numbers and then just dump it in. You don't reckon he'd done his research? I don't know. Would you? Would it even help to get 12 horses correct?

I mean, probably not. No. Like, that's probably never going to really happen again. $10 million. Yeah, I bet they regret that. The TAB. Yeah. The free, they didn't even make any money off it.

Can you imagine the guy that came up with it at the TAB and he goes, oh, I've got this idea for this promotion. And, you know, we get them to bet on every single, they have to guess the order of every single horse and we say, you'll get 10 million, but don't worry. They'll never get it. Like, it's a 419 million chance. Like, they're never going to get it. Can you imagine giving that guy a call on Monday?

Bring, bring. Tony, you're going to need to come into the office. We need to have a conversation. We need to borrow $10 million. And you're fired. We're taking $10 million out of your pay. You're fired, need to come into the office. We need to have a conversation. We need to borrow $10 million. And you're fired. We're taking $10 million out of your pay. You're fired, Tony! Yeah.

Anyway, don't gamble. It doesn't pay. It does not pay. Don't gamble with money. Yeah. Enter those free ones. Definitely enter the free ones. The free ones are good.

It's silly not to. Bree and Clint. As the leading show for aviation news, I'm quite excited to bring you aviation bomb scare news. Why are you excited? It sounds terrifying. Because no one died. Okay.

And it wasn't a real bomb. Okay. Oh, well, now I know everything I need to know. It's fine. Chill, girl. No, you don't. No? Okay, this is good. There was a flight over the weekend from Panama City to know. It's fine. Chill girl. No you don't. No? Okay this is good. There was a flight over the weekend from Panama City to Florida.

It was forced to make an emergency landing after a suspicious item believed to be a bomb was discovered in the airplane's bathroom. What? Yeah. Someone saw it, alerted cabin crew they freaked out spoke to someone in charge. They said

that could very well be a bomb let's turn this plane around we're going back it's already in the air at this stage it's got to go back 144 people on the plane they got evacuated so an anti-explosives team could search the aircraft and they're like it's in the toilet it's in the toilet they got it they're on a 737 800 special police explosive dogs went in and had a sniff of it to try and figure out what it was. And they concluded that the object that they found in the bathroom that they had to turn the plane around for and evacuate everybody

was an adult diaper. Oh. I thought you were going to say it was an adult poo. Quite possibly. It was a used adult diaper. So there's every chance. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah.

How the hell are you looking at an adult diaper and thinking that could be a bomb? Yeah, I don't know. How stupid are you to look at a diaper and think that's a bomb? Well, have you ever seen an adult diaper in real life? Maybe. Have you? It looks like a kid's diaper except it's bigger. I don't think it does.

It doesn't have pictures of Mickey Mouse on it. Yeah, it's white. It hasn't got Finding Nemo on the elasticated strip. How do you know so much? It's a very good comeback and I don't have an answer for that. The officials did not identify the diaper's owner, but can you imagine you're the adult diaper owner, and you're on the plane, and you're like,

guys, there's a strange item in the bathroom. We think it could be a bomb. We've got to land the plane. And you have a moment to go, hey, that's not a bomb, that's my diaper. Of course they're not going to put their head up. How embarrassing. No, they'd rather have the plane turn around mid-air, land, be evacuated, have a dog

come on, sniff the diaper and then go. I would too. I'd be like, that's the last thing I want is to stand up and announce, you know, the poor person. That's my diaper. Just trying to, you know, get through that flight in peace. Yeah, you know, the poor person. That's my time. Just trying to, you know, get through that flight in peace. Yeah.

Well, anyway, good news, not a bomb. Everyone's safe. Everyone's safe. Safe and sound. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. We really appreciate it.

Thanks for coming along for the ride. I just got myself one of those stick-on things that goes on the back of your phone that holds your EFTPOS cards. A pop socket? Nah, it's not a pop socket. This is the card holder for the back of your phone. Yeah, so cool. What do you think my chances of becoming a non-wallet guy are? You can put your weed in there.

No, it's too flat to put weed in there. No, you can put a little bag in there. Can you? I mean, if you had weed. It's not the goal of why I got this thing. Why are you winking at me? Shut up. Do you want to become a non-wallet guy? Yeah, I want to minimise, minimise, minimise, minimise, minimise.

I don't want car keys. Oh, I love that song. Minimise, minimise, minimise. I'm loving it. Minimise, minimise. My wallet needs to minimise. Breeze wallet, you can't see it is so you know those things you get to take your passport to the airport in it's one of those but then she has

stuffed it full of more things i reckon she's got like how heavy do you reckon this is lego star wars in there oh shit um that's that's that's 1.2 kilos that's's a hefty wallet, eh? Yeah. Yeah, if you threw this at someone's head. What is in here? So much random crap. Oh, my God. Nobody needs that many cards.

Nobody needs that many cards in their wallet. Woman. You can tell I have ADHD. Do you know how much joy I would get cleaning this thing out for you? Oh that's all my tax receipts You're a mess What's that? A SIM card from Australia from 7 years ago

It would be about 7 years ago ID photos that you definitely don't need Oh they're real ugly ones There's none even in there We've got work to do Have a great night everybody We'll catch you guys back tomorrow Hold on

If you ever need a hammer You can use it as a hammer Or a pillow Bye everyone Have a great night Bye guys