ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th September 2021

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network G'day everybody And welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast Sounds like mur- um This sounds like only murders in the business Alright, Jesus Bloody WWE wrestling Yeah, try and make an entrance like John Cena.

What was he saying? You can't see me? You can't see me. Oh, yeah, that's a good saying. Any wrestling fans in the building? I used to watch a lot of wrestling because my dad liked it when I was a kid. My dad loves it. But then when I learned that it was more the... Acting.

It was more the acting, I was like, as I got older, I grew out of it a little bit. When I watch it with my dad, he feels like he needs to justify it. Still, he's like, I know it's not real. I just enjoy it. But to be honest... Oh, is it real? Is it real? But no, it's not real.

But is it real? Who cares? If you enjoy it, go for it. Yeah, yeah. You know? He likes Undertaker. Oh, yeah. He was one of my favourites. And Stone Cold. Yeah, yeah. You know? He likes Undertaker. Oh, yeah. He was one of my favorites.

And Stone Cold Steve Austin, obviously. The Undertaker had this move called the Tombstone. Well, I'm assuming he still has it. And it was my favorite move in wrestling. God, it was so good. It's where he, like, puts them between his legs and then he, like, pulls their arms up and then throws their legs in the air and then tombstones their head into the ground. What was Stone Cold Steve Austin's move? Was he did the DDT?

I think, yeah, I can't remember. Was that his one? I can't remember. Or was he the stiff arm one? Maybe. What was The Rock's signature move? Apart from sniffing you. I think it was something like jumping,

like back flipping off one of the ropes. I think you're right, yeah. Like he'd run from side to side and then he'd flip. Yeah, yeah. Or something like that. And then he'd do the eye-brothing. Yeah. Good times, man.

Good times. I love the Hardy Brothers. Oh, yeah? As in from the movie? The Hardy Boys? The Hardy Boys. The twin brothers? They're twins.

I've seen the movie. They're twins? Anyway, they were crazy. Like in a tables, what is it, TLC match? They would like literally- What's TLC? Tables, chairs? Tables, ladders and chairs.

Oh, right. And they would literally put like all of these ladders on top of each other on top of the table and then climb like 12 feet up to the top of this ladder and then jump from the top onto someone. Good times. And then the World Wildlife Foundation was like, oi, change your name. And they had to become WWE. Remember that?

They used to be WWF. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good times, good times. God, I can't believe that the Wildlife Foundation won that battle. It really takes a bit of your staunchness away. You're like, we're wrestlers, we're tough.

And then a company whose logo is literally a panda. Can you change your name, please? It's getting confusing. Pretty bad for PR, though, if you take on the World Wildlife Foundation. Yeah, not good. I mean, you know what would have been interesting? They get a bunch of, you know...

Pandas. Pandas and just animals that are nearly, you know... Yeah. That are protected. Komodo dragons. And, I mean, is there any dodo birds? White rhinos. Oh, dodo birds, fuck off.

You're not wrestling. Why not? They don't bring anything to the party. They're extinct anyway. You can choose a white rhino, an African elephant or a dodo. You're taking a rhino. A Tasmanian devil. Tassie devil, yeah.

Tassie devil. Yeah. Did you see the Tasmanian tiger that was in the news this week? They're extinct. Yeah, the footage of it. They've restored this footage of a Tasmanian tiger from way back. Yeah, right. And I haven't seen it.

They've restored this footage. It looks brand new. Interesting, I haven't seen it. They've restored this footage. It looks brand new. Interesting. It looks like it was filmed today. What? Bloody ugly animal. Yeah. Google it.

You know, have you ever thought to yourself that character, that Looney Tunes character? Taz? Yeah. That's what it is. Tasmanian devil. Yeah. But have you, like Taz.

Yeah, Taz really gave me like a perspective of what a Tazzy devil looks like. Because they don't look anything alike. They look way calmer. Like a Tasmanian devil kind of looks like a giant rat. Yeah. When I first saw a Tazzy devil in real life at Corumban Sanctuaries I was like, do the

tornado. Do the tornado thing. And they didn't do fucking shit. They just you fucking shit it's not their vibe they're actually quite yeah are they vicious they can be yeah you should hear that like they're like what they sound like they're quite they sound quite vicious they're kind of like I think we've actually got a clip of a tizzy devil here. I'm a skit man. The kid from what was that show?

That was a fucking great gag. I'm so sick of not being acknowledged. What, you want acknowledgement for your skit man gag? That was a fucking brilliant gag. What skit man? And I will not sit here. What skit man? But then I remember that New Zealanders it wasn't very big here. No, we get the Skitman. No, but it wasn't that big

here. I remember we've had this discussion before. This is a YouTube video, eh? No. It was a massive song. Yeah, right. Do it again. Do it again. I actually got a button of a Tasmanian devil here. Do you? See? It sounds

exactly the same I'm a scat man Come on Now I get the gag It's not good when you have to explain it Terrible Anastasia had news Today's my four-year work anniversary.

Oh, shit. I thought you were about to say it was your birthday. You interrupted my gag. No, no, no. I was going to do about the wild fawnberries. Oh, I love that. Yeah, the little kid Donnie sounds like that too. See, I was going to make a wild fawnberries gag.

So you gagged my gag. Oh, stop gagging on my gag. I'm just glad it's not Anastasia's birthday. Get out of my gag stream. Oh, shit. Yeah. Well, she said before,

she said, I've got some news. I was like, good? Her birthday's in August, isn't it? Nah, her birthday's in... Stomach bend. I thought you were leading me into that one. No, can you run, Giz? Her birthday's in... Stop it, Ben. I thought you were leading me into that one.

No, can you run, Giz? Her birthday is in... November. Yeah, November 27. Oh, yeah, well done. Ben would know. Ben is the birthday guy. What date is Ben's birthday, Clint?

It's March the 7th. What date is it? March the 7th. What date is Ben's birthday? Oh, if you're going to make me look it up in my calendar. No, Clint is playing the game. Don't look it up in the calendar. Well, then I don't know.

It's the 27th of March. Is it? Yeah March Is it? Yeah Is it? Yeah Yeah right okay It actually is Is it? Well you

Ben doesn't like to say What date's my birthday? The February 3rd The 11th Of course I know your birthday

It's the what? The 3rd of February Oh what did I say? 11th of February What did you say? Oh okay Oh it's the what? The 3rd of February Oh what did I say? 11th of February What did you say? Oh I was at the 11th The 2nd It's the 1st

No it's not It is No it's not It is It's the 1st of I think I know my own birthday No one's It's no one's job to remember your birthday by the way

More importantly Except yours Are you turning 40 next year? Let's podcast. Here we go, everybody. Enjoy it. Hey, Google. What's the time?

It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bri and Clint. Guys, I'm feeling pretty good today. Yeah.

Because I got a surprise at my door this morning and I never realised how much a food delivery could make me feel so good. You got cream donuts. Not only that, I got cream donuts, I got chocolate croissants, and I also got a big loaf of freshly baked bread. Yeah. And my friend Brinley Stent, who's currently on Celebrity Treasure Island, she stayed with us for a couple of days and she sent me a care package. This was like way before lockdown. And I was like, this couldn't have come at a better time.

Our word on the street is that she's paying off a bribe from her time on Celebrity Treasure Island. And if she makes the final two, we know that you're on the take. You said Pumi and food and I'll get you to the final. Well, what you don't know is that there may or may not be an episode later in the series where we actually change roles and she hosts the show and I'm a contestant and people didn't even notice. Really?

Yeah. Man, people are stupid. Today on the show, the biggest prize in radio is back. That's right. $1,200 cash up for grabs today in What's the Plot? No strings attached. It's just straight hard cash. Yeah.

Well, the only string is you have to beat Bree in our movie Guessing Game. Oh, yeah, there's that little tease and seize. That no one has been able to do for nigh on 24 weeks. So can it be done today? Look, I'm feeling pretty good. I don't mind when it goes now But I'm not going to give it away No, we know that

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0800-DIAL-ZN. Let's play that new Elton John and Dua Lipa song. I love this song. Yeah, this is a bop. The album's not out yet, eh? No. Do we need to figure it out? Not yet, I don't think.

The Elton John album looks really good. Like, it's all collabs like this. Which is so cool. This is the Pinau remix of Cold Heart. Brian Clint, Tradie vs. Lady is next. Brian Clint. I'm for Tradie vs. Lady is next. Bree and Clint. Come for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint.

Tradie vs. Lady. Right, the Tradies vs. the Ladies. Here we go. Tradie's sitting at 78. The Lady's sitting at 73. Let's meet our lady today. She's from Tāmaki Makaurau.

She's 51 years old and she's an international basketball referee. Welcome to the show, Judith. G'day, Judith. Thank you, guys. How long have you been doing the basketball reffing for? Oh, I did it many years ago when I realised I wasn't going to be tall enough to play. You guys have to be so bloody fit.

My mum refed Div 1 men's basketball in my hometown, and she was quite the referee, but you're an international one, so you would have been absolutely so fit running up and down that court. Let's just say I was. I like that. Good memories. I like that. Hold on to those.

Let's meet your opponent today He's 22 years old Also from Tāmaki Makaurau He doesn't have a middle name Welcome to the show Trent G'day Trent Hey guys, how's it?

Good How come? Yeah I'm not sure My parents must have just decided To slap me with two names For my first name Oh, I see What names for my first name.

Oh, I see. What's your full first name? Trent Bailey. Oh, I see. Trent Bailey. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. They must have argued.

They couldn't decide on which name to go with, so they went two first names, no middle name. No, I want Bailey. I want Trent. Okay, Trent, your buzzer is Trady. Judith, your buzzer is Lady. First to three gets 50 bucks. Thanks to KFC.

Good luck. Here we go. question number one. The second season of Taskmaster New Zealand finished up last week. Who took out the title? Is it A, David Correos, B, Ursula Carlson, C, Laura Daniel or D, Jeremy Wells? Lady. Treaty. Yes, Judith.

One in four shot here. I know. Seriously guessingy. Yes, Judith. One in four shot here. I know. Seriously guessing here. Ursula. Great guess, but no. Ursula actually came last, I believe. Yeah, I think so. Hilarious on the show.

Trent, do you want to guess? Yeah, I may as well. I'll go for Jeremy Wells. Jeremy Wells is the host of the show. Bit of a trick question. It was actually C, Laura Daniel, picked up the title. She was so good, too. But they were all host of the show. Bit of a trick question. It was actually C, Laura Daniel picked up the title. She was so good too. But they were all winners on the night. Question number two, no points yet.

Elton John has a new album coming out, which features Dua Lipa and Miley Cyrus amongst others. Name an Elton John song. Trinity. I'm going to go Trent Just. Hi. Did you say hi? Yeah, is that a song?

I don't think so. Hey, we're the shot, Trent. You didn't know. Judith, you want to guess? Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road. There we go. She's on the board. One point to the ladies.

Question number three. Here it comes. Jacinda Ardern is the Prime Minister of New Zealand. Name one other current world leader from another country. Lady. Yes, Judith. Joe Biden. That is correct.

President of the United States. You're on a roll, Judith. You've got two. You need this one to take it out. Trent, you need to stop her. Here we go. Question number four. What colour jersey do the Manawatu Turbos wear?

Three. Yellow. Yes, four. What colour jersey do the Manawatu Turbos wear? Three. Yellow. Yes, Trent. Green. Green and white. We'll take that. It's one to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number five. Bees collect pollen and nectar and produce honey. Technically, what bodily fluid

is honey? Lady. Yes, Judith. Excretion. Poos. Excretion. I thought it was too, but... No, it's not the poos.

Trent, do you want to guess? No, I can't. Can't choose that one. You'll kick yourself, man. There's only one other excretion. It's actually bee vomit. I actually regurgitated it back up. I mean, it could have been bee wheeze,

but it wasn't. From their honey stomachs. Alright, still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six. Lorde was seen at the Met Gala this week, stunning the crowd and wearing a crown. What city is Lorde from? Trady. Lady. Yes, Trent.

North Shore, Auckland. That is correct. She is from. North Shore, Auckland. That is correct. She is from the North Shore in Auckland. We're all tied up. This is for the win, guys. Here we go. Question number seven. Been a bloody great game so far.

Name another mascot from McDonald's other than Ronald McDonald. Lady. Yes, Judith. Hamburglar. She's done it. She's done it She's done it She's a lady Oh oh oh She's a lady

The first lady victory of the week Well done Judith Great game Nice work 50 bucks coming your way Awesome Thank you guys Right down to the wire

Good game guys Bree and Clint Let's talk about the dirtiest item that you own. Not you specifically, that all of us own. It's your phone, isn't it? Could be. Your phone's pretty dirty. Yeah, you want to submit a phone?

I'm going to take some guesses on this. Well, I know a lot of people take their phone to the toilet. Yep. And it's just something you're always touching. Yeah. Constantly. 100%. Any other guesses for the dirtiest item you own?

Ben, you want to submit anything? I probably would have said phone. You want to submit phone? Anastasia? Yeah, no, this would work. Computer mouse and keyboard. Who owns a computer mouse anymore? Gamers.

I use a computer mouse all the time. Yeah, people who work in offices. Yeah, or the mouse on your laptop. It's better for your RSI. Well, it hasn't been a while since I've clicked the old mouse, if you know what I mean. If you know what I mean. I reckon it's got to be the toilet brush.

Oh, yeah. I don't think of a toilet brush as the thing that I own, but yeah, you're right. But you technically own it, don't you? All right, so you're locking in toilet brush, you're locking in computer mouse, Ben's locking in phone. The dirtiest item that you own is your phone. Why'd you change?

You hit it right the first time. This was a trap. Yeah, it's always a trap. Scientists have swabbed 30 phones from healthcare workers in hospitals because you want those guys to be sterile, right? You want them to be clean because they've got to finger your open wound. They're not going in there barehanded. You know, they're getting in there with their hands.

I think that's a wound. I think that's something else you're fingering. No. Let me check your wound. No. Uh-oh, it's infected. That sounds like some other thing. They swabbed 30 phones from hospitals.

They swabbed healthcare workers' phones and they found the following bacteria. E. coli, demonstrating faecal contamination. Salmonella, the food poisoning one. That sounds delicious. Salmonella. Salmonella. Yeah, can I get the pizza?

Is that like the paella? Can I get the salmonella, please? Yeah. That sounds nice. That was on the phones. Listeria, that's a food poisoning one as well. They also found parasites on there. And just for the scientists listening,

I know we're big with the scientific community, they found pseudomonas. Pseudoephedrine. No, not pseududoephedrine. No. Well, maybe on some of them. Pseudomonas aragulia, which is resistant to antibiotics. You can tell you took chem at school.

100%. Hey, just checking because they swabbed all these phones. Yeah. What did their COVID test come back as? Negative, thankfully. Oh, good. Well, that's good. So they had Salmonella, but not COVID. That's good.

I thought, it's been a while since we've done a wacky radio stunt, so I've got Ben to get a coin, and I thought Ben flips the coin, Lou's and licks their phone. What do you think? I can do that. Obviously, you're keen.

I wasn't really asking you. Heads or tails? Quick, call it. Heads. Heads, flip that coin, Ben.

I feel like I don't trust this. I can't see it. Anastasia will confirm. Say it at the same time. It's tails flip that coin, Ben. I feel like I don't trust this. I can't see it. Anastasia will confirm. Say it at the same time. Tails. Oh, shits. This is a dumb idea. I don't want to do this.

No, you made it. This is a dumb idea. You made the bet. The coin was flipped. Oh, damn it. What do you reckon's dirtier, the front or the back? Oh, that's a great question. Front.

Front. And I want a top to bottom. No, shut up. I'm going to lick the camera. I need a great question. Front. Front. The front studio. And I want a top to bottom. No, shut up. I'm going to lick the camera. I need a full... No, no. Top to bottom. No.

We need full tongue connection from the top or the bottom to the top, whatever you're into. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Oh, you're going... You went bottom to the top. That's how you like to do it, isn't it? Really taste the salmon too.

Making news headlines yesterday was the story of Rebecca Morris, just a humble Canberra lady. It was a late night on Wednesday night and she decided she would have a salad and a boiled egg for dinner. Oh, yeah, man, sad. She said, you know, she's been a bit tight for cash at the moment, so she was eating a bit light. Oh, not because she's fitspo, because that sounds like a games dinner to me.

I think it was a bit of both. Yeah, right. Anyway, she gets a knock on her door at about 11.30 at night and she opens the door and there's an Uber Eats bag sitting on her doorstep. Oh, someone's trying to tempt her. And she's like, I didn't order Uber Eats. It's 11.30 at night.

Anyway, she pulls the bag in and she looks at the order and they've sent it to the wrong address. Oh, bugger. It was actually ordered at ten past eight. Really? So multiple hours later. Yeah. What do you think she did?

Ooh. If it was me. Yeah, what would you do in the situation? I would call the company and say, hey, some food got delivered to the house, but I'm allergic to whatever it is, so I've had to throw it away. Just letting you know

it came to the wrong address. It's now in the bin. So full of crap. And then I would eat the food. But I would let them know. I would make sure that they knew first. She decided... Because you can't take it to someone's house.

If you've given it to me, health and safety dictates that you can't pick it up and then take it to another person's house, surely. Yes. Technically, I believe that might be the rules. And she decided that it was finders keepers. Yeah, right. And she looked at the time. She'd only had a boiled egg for dinner.

The girl was hungry. She looked at the time that it was ordered and she figured that either they'd sent out a new one because it was so late and this one had been delivered. I don't know. There was some sort of mix up. Yeah. So she was like, I feel like this has been sent to me from the heavens. Yeah, I feel like there was a reason for this. It was a large Big Mac meal too, which is her favourite.

She said, fantastic. No one wants that once it's gone cold. No. You're doing the planet a favour by eating it. Or else it goes to waste. And then she also decided she would post on the community page as, you know, doing a service saying and letting the person know if just letting them know that she'd eaten the meal

and also just to update them that she hadn't won anything on the Monopoly competition. Yeah, right. That's good too. Well, she's honest. Yeah, she's honest. Yeah. I think that's very relatable.

Has this – producers, have you guys ever had this happen to you? Well, when food randomly shows up? Yeah. A whole meal? Nah. Nah. Have you? One time my flatmate fell asleep.

Oh, this is all too common, isn't it? It showed up. Was it just a normal night? Was it just a normal weekday? No, this was like I'd come home at 4am, she'd ordered at like 2am. I put it in the fridge. In the morning she said, yuck, I don't want that. So I had her for breakfast.

I'd swoop on that. Pad Thai breakfast. Pad Thai? Who's ordering a 2. Pad Thai breakfast. Pad Thai! Who's ordering a 2am Pad Thai? What else is open? Me, please. The trend of rich Aucklanders escaping to Wanaka continues with news that police officers are investigating

another possible boundary breach. An Auckland entrepreneur and his employee have chartered a private plane to fly to Wanaka. Rich people, eh? No, this is next level stuff. This is next level. I thought driving to Hamilton and skirting your way around the boundary

and then catching a flight was bougie. This is bougie AF. So he booked a plane that flew from the Hawke's Bay to Auckland, like full private Kardashian plane situation, and then flew them from Auckland to Wanaka, and now they're being investigated for it. They don't know if anything was done wrong in this situation.

I'll just put that out there for legal reasons. It's all alleged. If the whole country turned on the two people who booked a Air New Zealand flight, imagine what they're going to do to the private plane people, you know? But I mean, you know. Police 10-7 is just going to be rich people going to Wanaka. You're not off to a good start when you charter a private plane, period. With us common people.

You don't endear yourself to the public greatly, no. I thought we've been doing this, we've been looking at reasons you could potentially give if you were caught, you know, breaching COVID lockdown. Is there anything you could say to the police to let you out? This time, obviously, the police officer can't pull you over on the road, so you'll be explaining yourself to air traffic control this afternoon. Yeah?

Okay. I'm going to pull you over. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. Wanaka Control Tower to Bree. Can you tell us why you're flying into Wanaka, please? Good morning, Air Traffic Control.

Yeah, there's one real simple reason, and that's because I'm the pilot. am uh an essential service uh without me this plane don't land so who's the passengers um i'm not too sure i'm just here to get paid it sounds like you're flying yourself to wanaka and just saying that you're a pilot so you can come for a holiday you can't prove anything all right you're going to prison. Sorry, no good. I'm a pilot. I'm an essential service. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. You don't have a reason to be flying. Let's pull over to someone else. You pull Ben over. Air traffic control to 612. Private charter flight, are you there? 612 here to air traffic control, hi What's going on?

We're just wondering before we shoot you down out of the air Why are you flying into Wanaka without an exception pass? Great question A friend of mine flew down a few days ago And forgot his second computer monitor and some HDMI cables So I'm urgently going down to Wanaka to give them to him. Over. That seems to check out.

No. What? We're going to have runway three ready for you in about ten minutes' time. Thank you. Over. Go to PB Tech Wanaka and get your own HDMI cables. No. No.

I believe that was a real recording from the black box. Anastasia is now flying into Wanaka. By the way, you're a passenger. You're not the pilot. All right? Well, why are the passengers talking to air traffic control? Because they're breaking the law. Air traffic control to Anastasia.

What the hell are you doing in Wanaka? Wanaka? What do you mean? I thought I was flying to Waiheke. I must have put it in the GPS wrong. I thought I was flying to Waiheke. I must have put it in the GPS wrong. I thought I was going to Waiheke. Where's your private jet going to land on Waiheke? Clint, I'm just a passenger air traffic control.

You should talk to the pilot about that. She's got a point. Fine, all right. It's one of those boat planes. Fine, just turn around and don't come back Turn the plane around Alright Clint, your turn Alright, here we go

Pull me over Air Traffic Control We see that Clinton Roberts, you have charted this private plane Why are you asking to land here in Wanaka? Hi, Air Traffic Control I don't actually need to land I've just been really lacking in good gram content recently. So I'm just looking to come over the Southern Alps,

get a photo of the wing over the, just the wing tip out the window, you know, that people do, and then put like a real obnoxious caption with it like, today's office or could get used to this view or from where you'd rather be. And then we'll turn around and we'll just fly back home. I don't know if you're aware, but what you've just described is actually a more punishable offence than flying into Wanaka.

Being arrested for bad Instagram content. That is correct. We will have the police waiting for you on the ground when you land back in Auckland. Stop going to Wanaka, all right? Just stop. It'll still be there in a couple of weeks. Just stay home.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The wildest celebrity rumor I've seen online today is that Kanye cheated on Kim Kardashian during their marriage with an A-list singer. And here to give us the latest is Dean McCarthy. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean.

Hi, guys. Yeah, the latest on this is certainly making the rounds and headlines in Hollywood. So he alluded to cheating. Well, he didn't even allude. He literally says in one of his new songs on his latest album that he cheated on Kim, basically, after she'd just had sank. And now the rumor is that it was with an A-list female singer.

Who is it? I don't know. We don't actually know who that is yet, but we do know when it was. So Kim had just given birth to Saint, and Kanye used to have this place in Hollywood, kind of near his recording studio. So he kind of had like a bachelor pad, I guess you could say.

Well, Kim and the kids were all the way out at Calabasas, which is about an hour's drive away from Hollywood. They cut it out in the hills near Malibu. So he would party late, according to the reports and the rumors, party late, you know, go out gallivanting, hightailing around, and then Kim was at home feeling terrible because, you know, she was, like, going through a lot. She just had two kids, and her husband was cheating on her,

and they stuck it out for, you know, many years after. But that's the latest. That's the gossip. Who's the singer? Because if it's A-list, it's not many people who are A-list. A-list means Beyonce's and Rihanna's and, you know. Dua Lipa's. Yeah, Dua Lipa's.

Real big deals. I'm Googling who's the A-list celeb. I want to see what the internet's saying. I think we can take Taylor Swift off the list. Why? She's off the list? Well, she wouldn't be keen. Surely.

No, she wouldn't be keen. Surely she wouldn't be keen. Well, there was all that. Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez? You think Selena? Yeah, right. Okay.

It's not Selena Gomez. It could have been that hot Trina Taylor. What's her name? Taylor. Taylor Trina. What's her name? I can't remember. Megan Trina. No, not? Trina Taylor. What's her name? Taylor. Taylor Trina. What's her name? I can't remember. Megan Trina.

No, not Megan Trina. There's other stories going around now. Yeah. There's another story it says here, and this was from nine hours ago. In 2013, Star reported that Kanye cheated on Kim with Canadian model, Layla Giobardi. Yeah, right. Maybe they're just reporting on all the other

cheating allegations. I would have never thought that a hip-hop star would cheat on their wife. This has really rocked my world today. It's really thrown me through a loop. I never thought a Kardashian would be married to a cheater. It just doesn't compute. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Thanks to Liquid Self-Divis Launch Match, you can wash and dry duvets in under an hour for eight bucks. Bree and Clint. Look, I look at a lot of stuff on the internet to come up with content for this show, but I think this is my favourite piece of content I've seen on the internet today. Right.

And it involves a lot of very important people, world leaders, the US President, Joe Biden, the Prime Minister of Australia, world leaders, the US President Joe Biden, the Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison and the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson. ScoMo, BoJo and JoeBuy. Yeah. Look, they all had this big meeting this week where they were all on video link to each other

and it was something about revealing a new strategic intelligence alliance good for you guys um anyway that doesn't matter forget about that just know that there's these three world leaders all having big chats they're all important they're all big dogs and look i um i don't want to throw anyone under the bus, but I'm pretty sure at one point in this live stream, Joe Biden, President of the United States, forgets the name of Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister of Australia. Like completely forgets his name. Look, that's what I...

I haven't heard this yet. I'm so keen. That's what I believe has happened. Right. Okay? But I want you, Clint, and everyone listening right now to listen to this audio and you make your own judgment, your own opinion, and then we'll discuss afterwards.

Okay. Okay, let's take a listen. Thank you. Over to you, Mr President. Thank you, Boris. And I want to thank that fellow down under. Thank you very much, pal. Appreciate it, Mr. Prime Minister.

I'm honoured today to be joined by two of America's closest allies, Australia and United Kingdom. Oh, such close allies. You don't even know his name. Wow, that's awkward. He says in that fella down under. Is this a

shorter bit of it? I want to hear that again. Listen again. Thank you, Boris. And I want to thank that fella down under. Thank you very much, pal. Appreciate it, Mr. Prime Minister. Pal? Pal?

You just referred to the Prime Minister of Australia as pal. Well, he probably could say pal if he remembered his name. Because that implies you're friends. Did he not? He definitely forgot his name. He he remembered his name. Because that implies you're friends. Did he not? He definitely forgot his name. He definitely forgot his name. And he did that thing where as someone who forgets a lot of names, like I forget a lot of names. When you realise

that you've forgotten a name, you get more and more flustered and there's no way the name's coming back to you. So he's starting to, listen he's starting to choke on his... Thank you Boris and I want to thank that fella down under. Thank you very much, pal. Appreciate it, Mr. Prime Minister. Oh my God, it's so awkward. I feel so bad for him. Because it's a horrible place to be where you're like, oh my God, your brain's

like, you've forgotten the name. You're on your own now. I'm out of here. There's no coming back from here. I also feel a little bit bad for ScoMo because he probably thinks he's got a new best friend and Joe Biden is like, what's ScoMo's wife's name? Let's just say her name's Cheryl. He's like, Cheryl, I'm friends with Joe. And Cheryl's like, he doesn't even know your name.

Cheryl's on the wines one night and she's like, I told you, ScoMo, I told you. Doesn't know your name. Not rememberable. You think you're all that and a bag of chips while you're not. Couldn't even tell you your first name. It's so awkward when you forget someone's name. It's really awkward when someone forgets your name too.

I don't mind. I don't mind that. You don't? Because I would take that a hundred times over than forgetting someone's name. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. It's one of my most hated things to forget someone's name.

And as a name forgetter, I appreciate the people who just go, it's Clint. Don't worry about it. It's Clint. And don't make a big deal out of it. It's the people who you go over and you go, hi, and they go, hi, and you go, I'm Clint. They go, I know.

We met. Yeah, but, I mean mean sometimes they have a point because you've met them about ten times. Yeah, sometimes they've got a point, but sometimes I don't remember things. They're like, I'm your auntie. Am I Joe Biden in this situation? They're like, I see you every Christmas because we're related.

I'm your auntie. Right. Okay. Point taken. Are we going to take some calls on people who forgot names? Yeah. When did you forget someone's name and was it the worst possible situation and why? Yeah.

You know? Maybe you totally forgot what your mother-in-law looked like and you didn't recognise it. So I'm realising those are two different things. There's forgetting a name and there's forgetting a person. We'll take either or. Both are fun situations to talk about. Oh, $800 at M. Whose name did

you forget? Or you can text us on 9696. Talking about forgetting people's names because how do I explain this? President Joe Biden of the United States of America has forgotten the Prime Minister's name of Australia. It's particularly awkward because it was just a press conference with the three of them. It was him, Boris Johnson and Scott Morrison.

You'd think before going on, Joe Biden would go, right, so what are the names of these two people? Like if he couldn't name everybody in a line-up at APEC. Fair enough. Well, kind of fair enough. You're the president. Still, but like you're busy. It's just three people. It's two people. As long as you remember yourself, you've just got to remember two people. Have a listen to it. We've got to play it again. It's too good.

Thank you. Over to you, Mr. President. Thank you, Boris. I want to thank that fellow down under. Thank you. Over to you, Mr. President. Thank you, Boris. And I want to thank that fellow down under. Thank you very much, pal. Appreciate it, Mr. Prime Minister. I'm honoured today to be joined by two of America's closest allies, Australia and the United Kingdom. I love those, like, closest allies.

We love you guys. We don't know their names. Australia is my best friend. It's so far away and we don't know anyone's names. Who's your favourite Australian, Mr President? Huh? If you had to name an Australian, which one? Is that?

Sorry, what was the question? Me. Well, who's that one that was married to Miley? I like him. That one. One of the Hemsworths. They live in America, don't they? And of course, this joker that's on Zoom with me.

Do yourself a favour and go watch a video and just see Scott Morrison's heart just break. We want to talk to you about when you forgot someone's name. Aroha's called up. Hi, Aroha. Kia ora. I'm interested, Aroha. Tell us, when did forgetting someone's name cause an issue?

Okay, so my sister's been with her fiancé for three years now and we stumble sometimes on his name. So we accidentally call him Jaden, where his name is Brayden. Jaden is her ex. Oh! So he knows this and it does leave us an awkward conversation sometimes and he doesn't correct us but she does. How long was Jaden in the family for?

About a year or so. Yeah, right. But their names are so close. It's all right. I feel so good for him. He's such a good guy. So awkward every time I'd mess that up. Yes, we do.

There's worse things. Thanks, Aroha. We appreciate it. Someone texted and said that their partner is terrible with names Every time I'd mess that up. Yes, me too. There's worse things. Thanks, Adohai. We appreciate it. Someone texted and said that their partner is terrible with names, but the worst bit is that he just makes up a name instead and just rolls with it. That's not better. That's insane.

That's just, you're going rogue with that, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just a scattershot. You're like, oh, well. You're really going rogue. I've got a one in a thousand chance here. It's a white guy. Let's go with Paul.

Someone else said, my brother broke up with his long-term partner called Sarah. The new partner called Stephanie. My dad spent about a year calling Stephanie Sarah. Drove my brother nuts. Can you imagine just how awkward every time the dad would accidentally call his new partner the ex's name? My mum tells a great story about my dad calling her by his ex-girlfriend's name for like the first three years of their relationship.

Three years? How was your mum and dad still together? Their names aren't even close either. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. One more call. Judy, you forgot your own name. Yes, I did.

How did you manage that, Judy? Oh, well, I was going for an interview at a mining company. So I was meeting up with the mining director and it was actually to move abroad. Yeah. I was so anxious and he said, Hi, I'm John. And I went like, Hi, I'm John. You did not.

Yes, I did. My husband was actually with. He just couldn't contain himself. Oh, your husband was there. Yeah. Just stomp on his foot and just go with it. I'm John now. We're sticking with this.

And for the rest of my career with this mining company, I'm John. You're like, that is my... Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be

Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. You know what? At the end of the day, I did get the job, so that was good. And they're still calling you John. That's what they said, isn't it?

That's what it says on her payslip. On her name tag. John. Bree and Clint. Welcome to the morale-boosting request, everybody. John. Brie and Clint. Welcome to the morale boosting request, everybody. We still need a judge. We need some form of foodie to call 0800-DIALS-IT-EM right now and help us pick the best food-based song to boost the mood of the nation. Come on, there's a foodie out there.

There's a chef in Auckland who can't work or something. If you've eaten food today, you're a foodie. If you're hungry, you qualify. 0800 dials at M. Let's start going through them, Brie, and eliminating some that we don't think qualify. All have to have a food theme. Can I say we've had a lot of really good suggestions?

There's been so many good ones on the text machine. Here's what we've managed to get through in time. First one, Galantis. Turn it back. Love this song from Galantis, Peanut Butter Jelly. This has got morale booster written all over it. It's so good. That's so in.

Okay, it's definitely in. What about Bit of Mariah Carey? Honey. I like it. I don't think it's going to beat Galantis, so I'm not going to put it through. I think it's out. Okay, Bree's going to beat Galantis, so I'm not going to put it through. I think it's out. Okay, Brie's suggestion from before, the stir-fry song.

From the Migos. Vicky's here. Hi, Vicky. You're a food fan. Hey, Vicky. I am. Hello. You're our judge.

Is the Migos the stir-fry song in? No. That's a pass. I like it, but it's a no for today. Okay, all right. We hear you loud and clear. What about this? Surely you want this.

Christina Aguilera, Candyman, in or out? In. In. That's so in. There you go. That one note she hits in this song is a morale booster for sure. LMFAO? LMFAO, what about Champagne Showers? That one note she hits in this song is a morale booster for sure.

LMFAO? LMFAO, what about Champagne Showers? I loved that song when it came out. This one really? Definitely in. Definitely in? Okay, cool. It's in.

What about The Wiggles? Food salad. Yummy, yummy. Food salad. Yummy, cool. It's in. What about the Wiggles? Funny, but we're not going to play this. We'll save the nation, that one. We'll save the nation. Yeah, we'll save the parents, that one. They've had enough of that in lockdown. Oh, my God.

Come on, guys. I just put my kid down for a nap. I came to you guys for a break. Rihanna. Yeah, it's all right, but... It's not. It's all up there. Okay, it's out. Good.

Okay, we've got a nice clean list to go by. Peanut Butter Jelly. Candy Man. Or LMFAO. Everybody figure out what your vote is. Oh God, I don't know. Say it out loud. No waiting today.

We're all going to say it at the exact same time in three, two, one. Peanut butter jelly. Oh, two against one. That's okay. We have a majority and once again we've gone against our judge. I was going to go Candyman. I'm sorry. You would have had Candyman too if you'd done it. That's okay. We have a majority. And once again, we've gone against our judge. I was going to go Candyman.

I'm sorry, Vicky. You would have had Candyman too if you'd done it. I'm sorry. I thought I was the one that was going to be left out. Thanks, Vicky. We appreciate you anyway. Thanks, Vicky. There you go, everybody.

This is your morale brewster, Brian Clint. Clutch, clutch, wherever we go. Brian Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?

I feel like this game is causing me too much stress and this might be the last time that we play this game. You're going to throw in the towel. No, I'm not going to throw in the towel. I'm saying when I lose... Are you a quitter? Are you going to bail out? When I lose, I don't know if it'll come back.

Quitter, quitter, chicken dinner. I love chicken for dinner. Sarah's here to take you on. Hi, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi, guys. How you going? Good, thank you.

Welcome to a record-breaking game of What's the Plot where you could take home $1,200 cash if you get two movie plots right before Bree does. Oh, no pressure. Heaps of pressure on both of you. Lots and lots of pressure. Don't put the pressure on Sarah and I. We're just going to have a bit of fun and see what happens.

There's no pressure on Sarah because she's just caught up. You know, she's just having a go. Why do you do this to me? All the pressure's on you. You're so horrible. You know how stressed this makes me. Sarah, have you played the game before? In the car many times.

Okay, and how do you go? It's way easier in the car when we're not on the phone. I do really well Yeah Okay That makes me nervous I'll outline the rules quickly And then once I give the theme

We are straight into it First to two wins the game I'll read movie plot lines You buzz in with your name As soon as you want to have a go at answering it Don't wait for me to finish If you get it wrong The other person gets a free guess.

I'm so anxious. Today, the theme is morale boosting movies. Movies that make you feel good. Okay. Feel good movies. Okay.

Feel good movies. Movie number one, Good Luck Everybody. Okay, come on. Our main character thought she had everything she wanted in life. A home,

a husband and a successful career. Now newly divorced. Brie. Brie. Eat, pray, love. Is that a feel-good movie? It's got everything in there, but it ends up being a feel-good movie, I'd say.

It's correct. First movie was Eat, Pray, Love. Movie number two. In a movie that Brie may struggle on. I'll just say that. Okay. After 19 years a prisoner, our hero is freed by the officer Brie. Is it Shawshank Redemption?

Shawshank Redemption. I'm going to put you out of your misery quickly. It's not correct. Would you like a free guess, Sarah? No, I don't have anything yet. Okay, I'll carry on with the plot. After 19 years a prisoner, our hero is freed by the officer in charge

of the prison workforce. He promptly breaks parole, but later uses stolen silver to reinvent himself as the mayor and a factory owner. The officer vows to bring our main character back to prison. Eight years later our main character back to prison. Eight years later, our main character becomes the guardian of a child named Cosette after her mother's death.

But the officer's relentless pursuit... Sarah. No, Les Mis are up. Les Mis? Yeah. Is correct. This is rigged. Welcome to a Thai ball game, everybody.

I would never watch that film. But it is a film. It's a film. What's that, Sarah? It was just a name because it's not very common. No, I knew that would give it away for somebody. I thought it might give it away for Brie. Well played, Sarah.

Very well played. Movie number three. Oh, God. I haven't been here for Brie. Well played, Sarah. Very well played. Movie number three. Oh, God. I haven't been here for a while. Match point. The Decider for $1,200. Okay, okay. Come on.

Get back on track here. Our hero is shallow, rich, socially successful, and the high school's pecking... Brie. Brie. Oh, it could be one or the other. Yes. I'm going to say Clueless.

Clueless, you reckon? It's a stab. Shallow, rich, socially successful, and at the top of the high school picking scale. Clueless. I've watched it a million times. It sounds like it. Is.

It's not it, is it? Correct. Yes! Sorry, is it? Correct. Sorry, Sarah. Good game, Sarah. Very good. You're amazing. Very well done. Nice work, Sarah.

50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize, mate. Thanks for playing. Oh, thanks so much. You gave me a run for my money this afternoon. We'll play this game again next week on Thursday at the same time. So if you're a movie buff, you could take home $1,250 cash next week. I feel like we should put a heart rate monitor on me when I play this. That's a good idea.

Because my doctor would suggest I don't play anymore. Yeah. Can we get the shot caller as well, Ben, just so when she gets wrong answers. Brianne Clint. I want to talk about when you're a sucker for branding, when you can admit that you just bought the hype, you know, because I'm close to doing it and buying something that I don't even like, but I think I want it and I think if I buy it, I might like it.

Sometimes do you just, because I know I do this, I just buy something for the aesthetic of the packaging. It's what I'm doing. It's what I'm doing. I'm buying for the cool vibes. And it's not even something I can show off with because it's not like I would wear it to work or anything. It would just sit at my house and then I would have it

and I'd be like, yeah, I am cool. Is it a fancy bra? Nah, it's not a fancy bra. But I get that. Fancy bra I can get. Well, not for me, but more power to you if you want one. You know, you feel special. This, I'd just be some guy drinking, I'll just come out and say it.

A fancy bottle of rum. Have you seen this rum, the hipster rum that's going around? No, I haven't seen it. Oh, it's so cool. It's by these Kiwi guys. It's called Honest Rum. And it's got, I mean, there's some hype about it. It's sustainable

or something like that Is this a ploy to get some of this rum? Nah I've got it in my cart and I'm about to check out of it The thing is I don't like rum

How much? I don't drink rum but this thing like look at it that looks cool right? It does look very cool I love the packaging

it's very chic How much? How much? How much? Well, how much would you pay for a bottle of rum? I don't drink rum. I don't drink rum either. I'm going to compare it to vodka. Yeah.

A nice vodka. Is it like $70? Yeah, $71. Yeah, that's about right, I think. Yeah. Oh, so not bad. Well, no, for a fancy bottle of rum, I'm saying. Yeah, right.

Well, should I get it? Yeah, why not? Yeah. Maybe you'll become a rum guy bottle of rum, I'm saying. Yeah, right. Well, should I get it? Yeah, why not? Maybe you'll become a rum guy. This is what I'm saying. They've got me, they've suckered me in, and maybe I'm about to become a rum guy. Last time I drank rum, I violently vomited everywhere. But, I mean, I was 17 and I was on a soccer trip, you know?

Yeah, but this is organic, hipster. This probably goes through like a couple of old boot, like leather boots, and then it runs down, you know, like a weird kind of, what are those things with the sand in them? Hourglass. It goes through an hourglass kind of mechanism. This rum, honest rum, it looks like it's been rescued from a pirate ship, you know, like

it's a vintage batch. You know, when we were talking about doing this on the show and I said to you, I was like, this happened to me when I was at the supermarket last weekend. Yes. Do you know it was like, this happened to me when I was at the supermarket last weekend. Yes. Do you know it was actually an alcohol product? Was it? That got me. See, this is how they get us, eh?

And it got me good. Okay, what are you flirting with? So I went to the supermarket and I was so stoked to be there because I haven't been to the supermarket in ages and I was like, you know, prancing around. I was like, right, I need to get some red wine um for cooking and you know to drink and yeah for cooking yeah anyway so I've like hit the red wine aisle and I was like looking around had no idea what I was buying because I never buy red

wine and I landed on this one particular bottle of red wine for one reason and one reason only was the packaging. Yeah. And on the packaging of this bottle of red wine, it had like that, you know, kind of cloudy glass finish on the bottle and I was like, ooh, that's drawing in. Yeah, it's a bit different. Yep. But on the front of this bottle of red wine was Snoop Dogg's face. Oh.

It's Snoop Dogg's red wine And I literally was just so drawn to it And I was like I can't get any other bottle And I have to get this one Because Snoop Dogg made it I've seen that wine Do you know what you do with it? There's an app you get for your phone And you hold it up to the label on the wine

And inside your phone Snoop Dogg starts talking on the bottle It's an AI thing What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's it there. 19 crimes. They did a bottle of it with prisoners who were in Alcatraz.

I have seen this. And you hold your phone up to it and these prisoners start talking on the bottle of wine. It's crazy. You should get that. Did you get it? No, I didn't. I didn't even know you could do that. But I love that it's called Cali Red.

Yeah. And can I say makes very good Jew. What? Red wine Jew. Oh, so you did get it? Oh, yeah, I did get it. Yeah, right. I thought you meant did I get the app to make him talk.

You mean Jew? Yeah, Jew. Jew. Jew. Red wine Jew. Red wine Jew. See, look, yeah, he starts talking. Anyone else?

Sucker for packaging? Anastasia's I know at the moment flirting with the idea of buying a $120 water bottle. I don't know what you're talking about. I say go for it. I say go for it. You treat yourself. No, I don't want that. That's lame.

Even though you probably could just buy a systemo. It's the same water bottle, but it's the hype, right? I'm a sucker for buying festival tickets just for the vibes. Oh, that's different. That's an experience. Oh, okay. How about I buy you, I'm going to buy you a water bottle, like probably a Sistema one from, you know, a supermarket.

Nice. And then I'm going to try and draw on the logo and you tell me if you want to use it and how good it is and if it's the same. Lock that in. Can you do the same thing with a bottle of spirits that I actually like? Just write the name on it and just say that it's rum? How about I just pour out that rum and I'll just pour in a spirit that you like,

but I'll tell you it's rum and you'll be like, wow, this rum tastes so much like gin. Well, I do like rum. I am a rum guy. I don't even know what, rum and coke, is that how you do it? Look, I'll get it and we'll figure it out. Oh my God. We want to know this afternoon On 0800 dials When were you a sucker

For the branding When did you get marketed to Basically when were you influenced You know You saw it You didn't have any need for it But the packaging got you And you're like

You know what I think I need to get this thing Some packaging I mean Is just so Aesthetically pleasing Yeah and that's how they get you. 0800 dials at M.

Or you can text it in to 9696. We want to know this afternoon, when did the branding get you? Bree and Clint. I'm buying the hipster rum. Don't even drink rum, but this rum comes with a wooden cork inside the bottle. Must be delicious. It's very mad men, you know. I feel like buying this rum will make me classier, and that's what they do. It's very mad men, you know. I feel like buying this rum

will make me classier and that's what they do. That's what the branding does. That's what the marketing does. That's how they get you. Why don't you just buy a bottle of gin with a cork? Do they do that? Yeah. Right. Will that make me cool and classy? Yeah, same thing and you get to drink something you actually like. Right.

So now I have to buy gin and rum. Cool. List is growing. We want to know from you guys, like Bree with the Snoop Dogg red wine, when were you a sucker for the branding? You weren't there to buy that. You don't even maybe like the thing, but the branding was so good, you're like, oh yeah, gotta have that. It's like Art Green, he always just sucks me in with

the packaging. You don't even want Art Green. Like, well I probably would, but he just lures me in and I'm just like like the packaging is just so delightful The good thing about Art Green is he's not false advertising No he's not Once you get the wrapping off What you see is what you get

Jared's here, hey Jared G'day Jared We'll go to Brenda Hi Brenda Kilda What is it that does it for you, Brenda, where you just look at the packaging and you're like, oh, I need to have it?

Yeah, I did that. Gorgeous black glass stiletto-styled bottle of perfume and it's got a gold sleek heel. Had to have it. Oh, stop it, Brenda. You're selling us on it. I know that bottle. You do know? I've seen it. You do know, yeah? Yeah, I to have it. Oh, stop it, Brenda. You're selling us on it. I know that bottle. I've seen it.

Yeah, I know the bottle. I'm obsessed with perfume bottles and packaging. It's all in the design of the bottle, and it makes you feel sexier buying it. It makes you feel expensive depending on what the bottle looks like. You know what one of the greatest ones they've done recently is that Jean-Paul Gaultier one where the bottle was men's aftershave, but the bottle was just a real ripped man's body.

No arms, no legs, just a ripped torso. And you're like, if I get that, I'll smell ripped. They've done like six versions of that same bottle. Yes. What's the brand of the perfume, Brenda? I think it's Carolina Herrera. And the cool thing was it came in a big pill bottle, like a larger size,

and then it had a baby one for your purse. Oh, they got you. They got you, Brenda. Money well spent, Brenda. Do you like the perfume, not just the bottle? I do. I do like the perfume. It's nice.

There you go. Money well spent. Job done. Just the name of it. Did you hear the name, what the perfume was called? It was like Carolina Herrera. Emma, who sucked you in with the branding? Well, I haven't been sucked in yet,

but I'm real tempted to buy a new iMac just because of the pretty colours they come in. I've seen them. I've seen them. They do look nice. But also, don't get me started on Apple packaging. How good is it when those boxes slide off each other and everything looks like a little gif? Our pros. How good is it when those boxes slide off each other?

That is honestly one of my favourite things in life where you just peel the plastic back and then you open the box where it slowly comes away from the other box and then everything just fits perfectly. And the smell. What is it that they put on that stuff? I don't know what it is, but you're, like, drawn to the smell. Yeah, and you only get to do it once, and that experience costs you, like, two and a half grand,

so you should enjoy it. The coloured computers are such a great idea. They converted a whole generation of people over to iMacs when they did the coloured TV screen ones. Remember the little bubble ones back in the 2000s? And those ones where you could carry it as a handbag? Little handle? Yeah, right.

Oh, yeah, that drew the ladies in, that's for sure. Before that, ladies weren't buying computers. No, they weren't allowed to, actually. We weren't allowed to use computers until the late 90s. Do you remember that, Emma, when we could actually buy a computer? Absolutely. What a day. I don't need a desktop.

I just put it in my house to look nice, like Clint's going to with his rum. Yeah, exactly right. You might never use it. I may never drink the rum, but when people come around, they'll go, damn, Emma's fancy. She's got that coloured computer over there.

Good. All right, so long as you're aware. Self-awareness is the key here. You can make the purchase, but so long as you know that you've been influenced by the branding. I feel like I'm the only one. When I bought the wine, I had every intention of drinking the whole bottle of it.

That's good. That's the key. But you don't even know if you want to drink it. There's only one way to find out, right? I can't go to a bar and try it. This is going to end the way the GoPro purchase ended. My bottle of rum is going to go back on Trade Me. Probably.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. What are we going to get today that is the joy of this segment is that we don't know because we take people's birthdays and we figure out what was the number one song on their 16th. Let's start with Gian.

Kia ora, Gian. Hi, Gian. Hi, guys. How are you, mate? I'm great. How are you? Not too bad. Thanks, Gian.

I'm excited to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 27th of June, 1993. All right, Gian. You were 16 in 2009. And on the 27th of June, 2009, this had a number one hit. This time, baby, I'll be a little girl. I love this song.

Oh, that's a goodie. La Rue. Featured in the movie Pitch Perfect, I believe. Yes. Did she? No, the song. Oh, the song did, right. I was like, oh, good for La Rue.

That's a tune, Gianne. That's a banger. Okay, you're in with a shot for sure. Let's go to Jared. Kia ora, Jared. G'day, Jared. Hi, how you going? Good.

How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad. Just finished work. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's top it off. What's your birthday? The 11th of August, 1997. All right, Jared, you were 16 in 2013.

And on the 11th of August in 2013, this was number one. So wake me up when it's all over When I'm wiser and I'm older Oh, R.I.P. Avicii. I feel like I love that song because it's got a bit of a country vibe. Definitely, yeah. What do you think, Jared? Oh, yeah, a bit of a country vibe. Definitely, yeah. What do you think, Jared? Oh, yeah, it could be a bit better.

Oh, okay. Okay, no, fair enough. If you're not into it, you're not into it. Doesn't mean we can't vote for it, though. Let's go to Lee, finally. Hi, Lee. G'day, Lee. Hi, kia ora.

Kia ora. Kia ora. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Just finished work as well. Oh, excellent. Well, let's finish it off. Lee, what's your day been? Yeah, good. Just finished work as well. Oh, excellent. Well, let's finish it off. Lee, what's your birthday?

I'm really old. So 17-11-68. I love you, Lee. You're like, I'm really old. No, you're not. And everyone is welcome here. Okay, Lee? Right, you were 16 in 1984.

And on the 17th of November in 84, this was number one. Wake me up. Oh, good morning, you jerks. See, Lee, an absolute gem. Oh, my God, that's awesome. Also, two wake-me-ups in one day. Isn't that funny? Wake me up Avicii and wake me up from wham.

I know, wham. Yeah. Do you love that song, Lee? Oh my God, I love it. I haven't heard Wham for ages. Well, guess what? I'm voting for it, so you might be hearing it this afternoon. Ooh. Yeah.

All good songs. All feel good songs today. Absolutely. Wham. Come on. Look how excited Lee got about it. I just about danced, my God. I just about danced in my car. Well, you just about danced in your car.

Well, I can't because I'm driving. Would you give it a go? Would you do a little bottom shuffle if you actually won? I put my arm up before when you said when it was wham. Oh, slow down, Lee. Calm down. Would you give us a toot-toot in the car? No, because I'm in level two in Christchurch

and someone might think I'm tooting at them. Oh, right. She's very safe, but she's also a winner. Lee, you just won birthday banger. Well done. How awesome. Go on, toot-toot. Go on, toot-toot.

Come on, give us a toot. And I can. I can sing. Yeah, all right then. Well, Lee, how about a lash go? What? I'm the best. Zedian, Bree and Clint.

The late George Michael. Beating the late Avicii. And LaRue, she's still kicking. And birthday banger today. Loving the texts that are coming through. Someone said we've just turned it up high in Christchurch. People are looking at us. Yeah, nice.

Let them look. We love that. Yeah, good. Be like that scene from Zoolander when he goes to get the orange mocha frappuccinos. Yeah, someone else said, I just saw a gas station and thought I should go in and have a friendly gasoline fight. Oh, careful. That song's very triggering for people who work in gas stations. And I said, might I suggest a Frappuccino?

Yeah, yeah. Stick to the orange mocha Frappuccinos. Third time of the year where Time has released their most influential people list. Yeah. And I'm always interested in this to see who's made the list, who hasn't made the list that you might think should have. Yeah. I'm always keen to see if Aunty Cindy's back made the list, who hasn't made the list that you might think should have. Yep.

I'm always keen to see if Aunty Cindy's back on the list. Yeah, so I'll break the news to you now. She's not on the list for the second year in a row. What? Yeah. Boo, screw this list. The people who did make it on the list in her category, because they break it up into categories so there's a

leaders list which is obviously the world leaders you know the list that she would be on yeah um it's just it's not world leaders i think it's just leaders in the sense of whatever anyway people on that list uh joe biden uh kamala harris um of course vice president um donald trump oh really yeah he still made the list i guess it goes for the last 12 months and he only lost the election Of course. Vice President. Donald Trump. Oh, really? Yeah. He still made the list. I guess it goes for the last 12 months and he only lost the election last year. Yeah, so he's made the list. But let's move on from that.

Let's go through a few of the categories. One of the categories is icons. Yep. And people in that list, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Wow. Okay. The only duo. Yep. To make the most influential people list. Siegfried and Roy not on the list.

No, no, not this year. That was the most relevant duo I could come up with on the spot. That's really sad. Nico and Vinz. I was about to say. Nico and Vinz not on the list. What about Dan and Shay? Dan and Shay. I mean, poor Dan and Shay.

WizKid and Justin Bieber not on the list. What about Dan and Shay? Dan and Shay. I mean, poor Dan and Shay. Wizkid and Justin Bieber, not on the list. Other people in icons are Naomi Osaka, which I mean, she's doing amazing things. Simone Biles? No, not in this category. Britney Spears in the icon list. Okay. And Dolly Parton. Of course.

There's other people, but I'm just picking out people that you've probably heard of. There's so many incredible people that have also made the list. Pioneers, Billie Eilish made that list. And Suni Lee, if you watch a lot of gymnastics, you would know she was the one that won heaps of gold medals for the American gymnast team. Cool. Titans, Simone Biles is in that list.

Oh, okay. And Tom Brady. Right. The NFL player. Yeah. Trump's mate. Yeah, Simone Biles is in that list. Oh, okay. And Tom Brady. Right. The NFL player. Yeah. Trump's mate. Yeah, Trump's mate. Artists, Kate Winslet makes the list.

Jason Sudeikis, who's obviously Ted Lasso. Yeah. Lil Nas X is on the list. Of course. He should be on the list. I don't know about Kate Winslet and Jason Sudeikis, but Lil Nas X for sure. Absolutely. Scarlett Johansson, which I totally agree with.

She had one of the biggest. She took on Disney. Yeah. Well, she had one of the biggest films this year and also was the main character of that superhero film. And then sued Disney afterwards. Yeah, it was huge. It was big.

Leaders, we've already been through those. And the last category was innovators, which of course Elon Musk was on that list. But no Bezos. No Jeff Bezos. Nope. Who's the other Rocket Man? Richard Branson.

He also didn't make the list. Really? No. So can you imagine Elon Musk? He's like, yeah, well, I made the list. Can you imagine how many rockets Jeff Bezos is going to build now to try and get on the list? He's like, what do I need to do?

How many penis rockets do I need to launch? Damn it! I said before, the stats are out on who the most vaccinated New Zealanders and least vaccinated New Zealanders are when we break it down by age groups. I feel like the millennials are not going to be doing well. Well, you told me the other day that we need incentives. Who's winning out of us and Gen Z?

Good question. Because I feel like that's the rivalry. So who's the least worst? That's the rivalry that everyone wants to hear the results of Yeah, yeah, right, right, right Okay, least worst Yeah Out of Millennials versus Gen Zs

Us versus Anastasia Us Millennials have a better vaccination rate than Gen Zs Yes, finally, we won something Suck it, Anastasia But we're nowhere near the top We are nowhere near the top, okay? Okay, I'll stop celebrating. The most vaccinated age group in New Zealand.

And I know we've got a lot of them listening to ZM. Okay. Congratulations to the 80 to 84 year olds. Really? Yeah. Well, they were first. Oh, yeah. They got to go first.

And I don't mean this in a rude way. I think there's less of them. And now I sound like an idiot and an absolute... Why? ...of a bee. Why? Because the Gen Zers haven't been allowed to go get their vaccines as long as what we have.

Oh, by a week. You reckon it's by a week? Yeah, by... They're upwardly mobile, mate. They've got Uber. They can go and get a vaccine. All right? That's awful.

So 80 to 84-year-olds have over a 90% vaccination rate. Wow. Go then. At least one shot. 90% of all people aged 80 to 84 have had at least one shot. So well done. Well done. Yeah, nice work.

You guys are doing it for the nation. We appreciate you guys. Followed second by 75 to 79-year-olds. I feel like there's a trend here. And then followed in third place by 70 to 79-year-olds. I feel like there's a trend here. And then followed in third place by 70 to 74-year-olds. Yeah, so it's a trend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the people who were offered it first are the most vaccinated.

Yeah, okay. Well, I guess that makes sense. It doesn't change the fact, and I'd like to bring her on here, producer Anastasia. How old are you? I'm 23. 23. Yeah.

The worst, the least vaccinated group in New Zealand are 20 to 24 year olds. What do you have to say for yourself? Anastasia! What do you have to say for yourself? I'm sure there's plenty of other things that we're having more of than you guys. Yeah, that's the problem mate. You want to make some

sexy double entendre gag, that's the issue mate. That's why you need to be vaccinated. You're a super spreader. I'm vaccinated. I'm saving summer. You're a representative for your community. When is Jacinda going to tell us and be like, hey guys, just so you know,

no R&B if you don't all get vaccinated. That's what she needs to do, right? That's what she needs to do. Jacinda, I know you're listening. What were you talking about when you said you're getting more of something than us? Are you talking about RTDs? I wasn't talking about me personally. I don't apply to that.

Oh, that's where I got confused. Have you just remembered that Dad's listening? Hello, Marty. Anastasia's Dad. Anastasia just made a joke about the sexy times Hello Marty Shout out