ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 16th September 2022

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

Travel fails Tinder success stories Weirdest things sold on the internet FRIDAYOKE Cam Mansel filling in for Clint See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. You guys ready for this? Let's go! Welcome to the Rian Clint Podcast, where today on the show we talk about decorum. And the decorum... I thought the queen had passed away ghost of her lives in our studio well g'day it's me rita or i'm still here too

i'm still in blair wellington with my bloody happy aren't i i bought tickets to go see you rita oh did you oh thanks so much i appreciate. I really do. What's your favourite song of mine? You know, I can't name one at this moment in time. Because you love them all so much, isn't it? Yeah, all of them. Yeah, yeah, I thought so. Oh, I do like the How We Do one. That's good.

Yeah, I mean, How We Do. It's just about, you know, growing up in England and it's just how we do. What about Love me like you do That's bloody Ellie Goulding I was just trying to miss you You fucking idiot Wait a second

I'm Scouse I'm bloody Rita Ora Hey Rita Ora Can you let me jump in here Yeah okay you go jump in. So we've got Rita in the studio. I love doing an English accent because I'm so bad at it. No, you're really good at it.

Side note, yeah, I did go away. So in London, it was weird hearing accents. Did you go on holiday? Yeah. Where did you go? Oh, did you? Europe. We've done the podcast intro with your trip okay

yeah but no i'm saying here we go the accents do you know they say country dropping again oh i'm not meaning to but they say oh that's so rogue that's raw that's so rogue what the heck what do you think would be the words that people would pick up on when they came traveling to new zealand buzzy buzzy g i was talking to sam fisher the other day and i said buzzy and he was like you what he was so confused that's so mean and he's like why do you think i'm being mean yeah oh sorry um cam mansell is filling in today because uh cl Clint's been in a bloody cat fight with the old Wolverine on the downstairs. His magic carpet.

I'm surprised that he's sharing this all on his story. Have you seen this? How much is on the story? A lot. He's got an ice pack on his balls right now. Yeah, his bush has been shaved for the first time in 10 years. He went to go get waxed. Did he actually?

No. We're assuming. He's went to have a vasectomy. Very responsible. Proud of him. So count how many times Bree mentions that on the show. Oh, yeah, I do mention it a few times. Nine times.

Is it nine times? Yeah. The old testy puncher. Testicle puncher. You had some good ones. It's quite nice to see a male using contraception for a change. I know, right? I know, about time.

Hey, we get the bloody rods put in and the bloody thing shoved up us. Are you dazed? You know, the old moon cup. Oh, no, that's for a period. That's for period. I was thinking of a diaphragm. And for the younger ladies in the room, a diaphragm is a form of contraception. Do you know what that is?

Nope. Breathing? Diaphragm. A diaphragm is this little, it's like a half circle thing that you can put into your body. It is a form of contraception. Is it a female condom? Seems effective. Yeah.

It essentially stops things going higher. It's a stopper. That's a great way to describe it, Claudia. Like a cork. A doorstop. I think now is a great moment to get into our international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Heyo. This is where you guys who are a part of our podcast family can join us on Facebook. You can search Brian Clint's podcast family and you can have your birthday bangers done because some of you can't listen live and we'd like to get through them all cam i love that it's a long process but it's good um it means that the podcast family can feel a part of it because we appreciate them yeah don't we care we appreciate them so much doesn't matter where in the land you are living if we are

in your ear holes right now, we appreciate you. We love you so much. And let me just say, four. Elliot. So hot. Elliot. He actually did have a good voice. He did, eh?

Four. I think he's in trouble with the missus now, though. Four. He didn't do anything wrong, but. That will make more sense when you listen to the podcast, what we were just talking about. Jump into the birthday banger for that one. Let's kick it off with Joseph Simalmo

Simalmo Simalmo Maybe Ashley did help. I've been to Europe. From Elizabeth. Have you been on holiday to Europe recently? Yeah, yeah, I went a few weeks ago. I wondered where you went.

Joseph is from Covington in Washington, the US, and he was born on the 10th of December 1985, which means he was 16 in 2001. And, Joseph, you've been waiting, and finally, here's your birthday bang. Bang. I love this. I love this.

Fun fact, Kiwi. Oh, he is, isn't he? Pretty sure. I've never heard this song. He is a Kiwi. That's right. What? Never.

Hang on. Do you know Daniel Bedingfield? No. Do you know Natasha Bedingfield? Yeah, maybe. That's her brother. Her brother. Who was famous first?

I don't know that. He was a judge on The X Factor New Zealand. Yes. Oh! Was he the mean one? No. No. That was Willie Moon.

Oh, that was Willie. Yeah, Willie Moon. Willie Moon. We don't talk about him. It shouldn't be mean if you get a name like Willie Moon. That was a good quote. Thank you. What did you say?

Willie Moon or won't you? All right, Joseph, you've got a good birthday banger. Thanks for being a part of the show. Let's go to Tammy Richardson from the Gold Coast, Australia. PC, baby! Tammy, one of my homegirls. You were born on the 23rd of February, 1994, so you were 16 in 2010, And here is your birthday banger.

Good one. All right, let's see if any of you answer this question correct. Oh, gosh. Claudia, how's your head? It's going down. Yeah, I don't know the answer there. Producer Ella, how's your head? Pretty good. Hey, I don't know the answer. Producer Ella, how's your head? Pretty good. Hey, she was pretty close.

Okay, Mansell, how's your head? In my head? I don't know what you want. Someone asked me. How's your head? Never had any complaints. Yeah, figured it out eventually. Hey!

Oh, because he has a big knob. Okay. And he's got a big knob. Okay. And he's got a big knob. Hey, Tammy, good birthday bag for you as well. A bit of Jason Derulo. Let's just figure something out. Is that what that song's about? No, he posted that photo on Instagram and he's got a big package.

It's a RuPaul's Drag Race reference. That's where it's from, that whole question thing. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Sorry, I've let you down. I'm sorry. Moving on. All right, let's move on to our last one.

Megan McLaughlin. We're going to Glasgow. From Glasgow, Scotland. See, everyone's joining in now. One of my favourite places in the whole wide world I think we should take the show to Glasgow Let's do it Can we?

Can I please come? On Brienne Clint's bloody garden I love it so much And if I know Megan, she's going to have a rip snorter of a birthday banger 1st of Feb 1998 So she was 16 in 2014. And Megan from Glasgow. Here's your birthday banger.

When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be. No, no, no, no. No place I'd rather be. No, no, no, no. Oh, I mean, what a tune. Do you know the songs about Scotland? No place you'd rather be. Glasgow!

Scotland! That's not true, by the way. Can we please go on our Brinkland Gap Week to Glasgow? I'm looking at flights right now. Did you know Cameron's a Scottish name? So I think by association I should be able to come on your Gap Week. Oh, absolutely. You're here for the idea.

You wear a kilt. Oh, yeah. As long as you wear a kilt. Oh, yeah. With no undies underneath. I am there. Okay. But make sure you vaso your testes because you'll get chafed. Oh, yeah, 100%. Good.

So I vaso them every day. Good. Is that nice? Does it feel good? Yeah. I actually do moisturise them every day. Is that weird? I thought talcum powder was the key.

I'll just let you guys chat it out. Sorry. Claudia, yes? Who are you voting for? What was the first one? Oh, shit. That's my vote. These are all good, though.

They're so good. I love all of them. See, I love that, too. Yeah. That's Daniel Bedingfield for me. What do you think? Daniel Bedingfield? I just love Jess Glynn, so I'm going to have to go Rather Be.

Oh. Are we going to a split decision? I'm going to give Ella the split vote here. In my head. That's got it? Yeah. Oh. That's got it.

Boom. What? What? Take that back. What? Take that back. What? I like it. Everybody looking back. She'd never heard of Daniel Bedingfield,

so she was never going to know that. For the record, it's 2K economy. 2K economy. Done. Return. Lock it in. All right, we're coming to school on food. That's for one person.

See you soon, Megan. Love you guys. Have a good weekend, and we'll cleanse back on Monday. Thank you, Tam, for filling in. We love you. Thanks for having me. I love you. You wait till you hear the singing voice of an angel.

Sorry. I've had one beer, and I'm gone. Okay, we're going home now. Love you, bye. See you, bye. Love you, bye. Bye. Bye.

I'm gone. Okay, we're going home now. Love you, bye. See you, bye. Love you, bye. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Clint's away today. He's having the old snip, snip and rip.

But Cam Mantle is filling in and there's $50 cash up for grabs thanks to our mates at KFC. The tradies sitting on 82 wins for the year. The ladies on 68. Who have we got playing this afternoon, Cam? Playing with us this afternoon for the ladies. She is from Auckland, 30, and she's currently, or is that 38? My eyesight's bad.

38, I believe. 38, and she's currently making or is that 38? My eyesight's bad. 38, I believe. 38. And she's currently making an ice cream cake for her son. Please welcome contestant number one for the lady, Zoe. G'day, Zoe. Hi, I would prefer to be 30 rather than 38. I will keep yours 30 then, Zoe. You can be what you

want to be. Yeah, perfect, mate. My eyesight, honestly, doing wonders for you this afternoon. Who is Zoe taking on? Zoe is taking on from Christchurch. He is 20. He is also a triplet. His name is Caleb. Welcome to the show, Caleb.

G'day, Caleb. How are you, mate? I'm good, thank you. A triplet, all boys, some girls, some boys. What's the go? Three boys. Oh, the three lads. Lads, lads, lads. Are you all really close? Yeah, some boys. What's the go? Three boys. Oh, the three lads. Lads, lads, lads.

Are you all really close? Yeah, we are. Oh, that's nice to hear, Caleb. Nice to hear. All right, guys, here's how it works. Caleb, your buzzer is tradie. Zoe, your buzzer is lady. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.

First to get three correct takes home the $50 cash. Are we ready? Yep. All right, here we go. Question number one. Which is larger, 50% or five-eighths? Brady. Yes, Caleb.

Five-eighths. That is on the money, Caleb. Nice work. I wouldn't have got that right. I'd have no idea. Neither. All right, one to the tradies. Question number two.

The All Blacks took on the Wallabies last night in the Bledisloe Cup. Who won? Tradies. Lady. Yes, Caleb. All Blacks. The All Blacks did take it out. What a game.

It was a good game. Close match. Two to the tradies. Zoe, you need this one to stop, Caleb. Question number three. Which ocean surrounds the Maldives? The Pacific, the Indian or the Atlantic?

Lady. Yes, Zoe. Pacific. Good guess. Caleb, you want to crack? Yeah, the Indian. He's won. That's three from Caleb. What an icon. Caleb, you've had an absolute stonker of a time.

You've picked up $50 cash thanks to KFC. How good's that? Mate, how good for a Friday? Friday, aren't they? How good? Oh, you wouldn't read about it. Caleb, thanks for calling in. You enjoy your weekend, mate.

Cheers, you too. There's some amazing texts coming through on this. Or not amazing, devastating ones. Like this one. Someone said, I booked an overnight train ride to the wrong Barcelona. Who knew there was one in Italy as well as Spain? Luckily, I noticed before falling asleep and was able to get off two hours into the ride. Oh, Debo.

I had no idea there were two Barcelonas. Yeah, neither did I. So that, I mean, easy mistake to make. So gutted. Let's go to Geordie. G'day, Geordie. Hello. Tell us, Geordie, what's your travel fail?

My inhaler ran out when I was in Italy and it was the night before I was going to Hong Kong on a layover to Australia and got to Hong Kong and I thought I was at the right gate, but it turns out I wasn't and I ended up having to run like across the airport to my plane and I ended up having a massive asthma attack

and I got on the plane and I was like choking, crying, fully convinced I was going to die and sent my family, like, a big goodbye message. What? And then the girl in front of me gave me her boyfriend's Ventolin. She was the only one who cared. I was just about to say, Geordie,

normally there is someone around that knows exactly how you feel. I'd give my Ventolin to someone. I'd be like, here, take a puff of mine. Surely they'd have it on the plane as well. How wonder? I mean, none of the air hostages really cared, it seems. They were like, do you want

a cup of coffee or tea? Do you want some water? You're like, no, I need some steroids to open my lungs up, please. Oh, you poor thing. I'm glad you're okay, Geordie. Thank you. Let's talk to Michaela. G'day, Michaela. Hi.

Tell us, Michaela, what was the massive travel fail? So I was three days into my solo OE. I was in Slovakia, went on a pub crawl, and I was in a bar, and this guy kept trying to make his moves on me. I, you know, I kept giving him all the negative hand signals in the world, walking away from him. And then the last time when I rejected his advances,

he pulled a knife on me and tried stabbing me. Oh, my goodness. I did not think the story was going to go that way, Michaela. How did you get out of the situation? So I made a friend at the hostel where the pub crawl was being hosted. And he, like, pulled me out. And then we, like, ran to the nearest taxi and just went back to our hostel. Like, it was, yeah.

Thank goodness you're okay. Michaela. Oh, yeah. That is actually really terrifying. I'm glad to hear you're okay. And not what I thought the story was going to end up as. You can laugh about it now. You can laugh because you're okay.

But, damn, it always pays to, you know, have that eye line with the bartender to be like, get me out of here. Oh, yeah. You know, oh, well, we're glad you're okay, Michaela. Someone's texted her and they said, my brother and I got stuck in Thailand when they had riots and closed the airports. Oh, my God, that's so scary.

When we got to Europe, we then missed both flights going into and out of Ireland. Coming home, we got food poisoning in LA to Tahiti and spent our four days in Tahiti wrapped around a toilet bowl. Our final flight back to New Zealand was rerouted three times. That is just, that whole trip is just cursed. Just ride it off. Yeah.

There's another text here from someone who was flying to Stockholm from Auckland and they were flying through Dubai, but there was a sandstorm in Dubai, so their flight had to be diverted to Doha. They had to bus the crew from Dubai, like a new crew from Dubai to Doha and then they came across and then the flight went from Doha back to Dubai because the sandstorm cleared up. They were on the same plane for 25 hours. Are you joking me?

That is mental. That is my worst nightmare. I can't think of anything worse. That is so bad. Like I would be saying you better be putting down these air masks from the ceiling to give us some sort of relief. I want the air mask from the ceiling. Let's go to one more.

Let's talk to Laura. G'day, Laura. Hi, guys. Tell us, Laura, what was your nightmare travel story? Well, I also have a terrible overnight train experience. Oh, no. There was a group of four of us, three Aussies and myself, were travelling overnight from Prague into Warsaw.

Okay. And the train kind of stops and starts a lot, but I guess it's overnight, we were getting a bit of sleep, we were a bit hungover, and we didn't really kind of think anything of it. Woke up in the morning and all four of us had been completely rolled. No credit cards, no wallets, no passports. They'd stolen clothes out of our bags and things.

No! So we got off and we went to the policia in Warsaw and explained what had happened. And they just looked at us, and I kid you not, and said, oh, yeah, that's the gypsies. They have agreements with the train drivers. Oh, my gosh. Oh, Lord. Laura, did they take your passport?

Stopping and letting them on. They'd come in and just basically rob everybody, and then they'd carry on to the destination. Oh, my God. The worst thing is losing your passport overseas, isn't it, Laura? Yeah. Was that an absolute nightmare, getting that organised with the embassy and all that kind of thing?

It was horrendous. Luckily, it was one of our last destinations, so we were there for a few days so we could get things sent over to the New Zealand and the Australian embassies and get our bank cards sent there and things. But it was just, like, they stole our undies, tops. They stole your undies? What?

Damn. They took everything. The craziest thing is we were all in the carriage asleep, and we woke up, and there were, like, kind of, like, NOS canisters underneath, rolling underneath the bed. So, like, they fully fully guest us and come in. Oh, my gosh. Well, Laura, I mean, you know.

Were they nice undies at least? Oh, look, they would have had beautiful undies. They would have looked so comfy. Thanks for calling through, Laura. Oh, jeez, there you go. That might make you feel better if all your friends are in Europe at the moment. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.

Now, Dean, tell us about this story. It's gaining a bit of momentum about King Charles and some Australian man who's claiming to be his secret son. Yes. Okay, so his name, the guy's name is Simon Durante Day. He believes, this is what he says, okay, there's no facts, by the way, none. But he believes that Camilla Parker-Boss and King Charles III are his parents. And he believes that he was conceived when they were in Australia in 1965,

even though Charles and Camilla didn't meet until 1970 or something. Wait, Dean, wait, Dean. Did you do the math? Are you saying to me that he thinks both of them are his parents, not just King Charles? Right. That's right. Right, okay.

That's exactly right, yes. He says that he's claiming to be King Charles and Camilla's secret love child, okay, that's what he alleges, and his parents that adopted him actually did work for the royal family. They worked at one of the royal family's homes, right? So he does have that as a connection. And he believes that Alan, his mother's deathbed, she said, the truth is Charles and Camilla are your real parents.

So now this guy, right, alleges this is the case. He wants to do a DNA test. He wants King Charles III to do a DNA test. He's inquired, got some lawyer, he's got some lawyer, and he wants to somehow get a DNA test.

Now, we're all trying to figure out, I don't even know if you can even do that. Yeah, Dean, I reckon they should get this guy, King Charles and Camilla,

and they should put them on Maury Povich and they should reveal the results live on television and be a great episode. I'd tune in. Yep. Yep, it'd be amazing. I'd tune in.

Hey, well, there you go. Crazy claims coming from a guy from Australia. I wonder if the story will develop any further. You'll keep us updated, Dean. That is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent live from LA. And it is time for the One Second Song Challenge.

Now, Cam Mansell, you are the host of our night show, so you know music. I do know music. Well, we're going to put you to the test this afternoon because this is the One Second Song Challenge where you and I will go head-to-head guessing songs as fast as we can. But we have teammates for this game and James, g'day mate, how are you? Hi, I'm good.

That's good, Good to hear. James, now you've got to pick a team. My team or Cam's team this afternoon? I'll go with your team. Alright, James, you're on my team. James, you hater. But that means, Josh, you're on Team Cam and it's a very good team to be on. Yeah, that's the team I wanted.

Josh, are you ready to win this? Excellent. I'm already ready to win. Yeah, good. All right, 50 KFC chicken dollars. Don't be confident in that. They're sledging for a Friday. I like it, lads. I like it.

Here's how it works. Cam and I will go first for the first song, and then you guys will go head to head and so on and so forth. First of three right will take home the win. Producer Claude runs the game. Hey, guys. G'day, Claude. So the theme today, since we've started the secret sound this week,

all of the songs are about secrets or sounds or money. Just to throw that in there. I ran out of secret songs. Okay, cool. Sounds good. Quick question. Are our names our buzzers? Yes, so your names are your buzzers.

So first to buzz in, I'll come to. For anyone playing along at home, there are no clues for the secret sound in this game. Good. Georgia had no part in this game. Good to put that out there. Just don't read into any of these. Okay, great.

Okay, Bree and Cam, you are going first. First to buzz in. Here we go. Bree. What's it called though? It's by The Disturbed Is it? The Sound of Silence But it's not The Disturbed

Do you want a free guess, Kim? And you steal it Sound of silence. It is... Oh, I know it! No, I'm going to have to pass. Is it The Darkness? No.

It's like Savage Garden or something like that. I'm just going to write this one off. It's Simon and Garfunkel originally. Yeah, you got it. Sorry, lads. No points there for anyone. Yeah, no points there. I wasn't alive when that song came out.

Yeah, to be fair, I was going to load the other one, but I was just going for the original. Who does the other one? It was the Disturbed who does the other one. Okay, so. No points for that, though. I wasn't way off. Not too far off.

Lads, James and Josh, this is your round. Josh, you got this. So buzz in with your names when you think you know this song. James. James is in. Is that Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects? It is indeed. Oh, James.

They've got us, Ree. James, is your back sore because you're carrying the team? It's a little bit. All right, good. Okay, one point to us. Here we go. Okay, good luck, guys. Cam.

Cam? I mean, I'm getting Adele vibes. Let me tell you a story. Something nice and hot. Sing to the chorus. Is he going to sing the whole song? I can if you want. I'll give you three seconds.

Three, two... No, I'm drawing blanks. Okay, brief, Rheegus. Can we hear a bit more? Yeah, here we go. Okay. Think of the theme if you need help. Oh, I know, I know.

Can I guess? Yeah. Secrets Maroon 5. Oh, close. Change the band. One Republic. Do I get half a point? I'll give you a point for that, just for the sake of the game.

I feel like Josh and James should take our jobs at this point. All right, that's one apiece. It's your guys' round. Claudia, when you're ready. Okay, good luck, guys. Here's your song. I know this one. Same.

James? That's JC James. Price Tag? Yes! Oh, that's Jessie J. Price tag? Yes. Oh, nice, James. Nice, well done. We don't need your money, money, money. Need replacement soon, James.

Kicking back and me through this whole thing. All right, that means it's 2-1 to us. 2-1 to Bree's team. Okay. I hope I haven't made this too hard because this is the last song, so. Okay. Someone's got to get this. All right.

Deep breaths, guys. Can we use Shazam? If you can't get it, you can. Okay. Okay, good luck. Cam. Cam. Coldplay.

Yes. Speed of Sound. You got it. Speed of Sound. Let's go, Josh. Come on. Let's go. That means it's a tie.

Yeah, we've reached the problem here. I've made it too hard and everyone's a winner. Everyone is a winner. We'll get you both some KFC chicken dollars. I'm so sorry, James. That was terrible from me, but you were solid. No, good. That was great fun.

Nice fun, guys. Thanks for calling through. Everyone's a winner here on the show. Enjoy that KFC. Thanks so much, guys. Thanks, guys. Have a good weekend. Brie and Clint.

Cam, we're currently discussing Tinder because it turns 10 years old this month. I just can't imagine a world without Tinder. Is that sad? I feel like, you know, our generation, it has really become the normal thing and the normal way to meet someone. It used to be really taboo and you kind of kept it a secret and you're like, oh, no, we met through friends. I used to be so embarrassed swiping on Tinder.

Like I'd never show anyone that I was swiping on Tinder and I'd hide it. Now I'm like, I'm on Tinder. Like, Brie, you want to have a turn? Megan, you want to have a turn? I always have a turn on your Tinder, don't I? You do. Chat to a few people.

It's a good time. Hey, but I think I believe a lot of people who are together, who have got together in the last 10 years, wouldn't have met if it weren't for these dating apps. 100%. And we're going to put that to the test this afternoon because we're looking for the Tinder success stories of New Zealand. Let's talk to Hamish.

G'day, Hamish. How's it going? Good, thank you. Tell us, are you a Tinder success story? I am indeed. Tell us, how did you meet? Well, we know how you met, but what's been happening in the last couple of years? Yeah, so I picked up on a super catchy bio on her Tinder.

Right. She had a funny joke or something. Yeah, yeah, funny joke. And the fact that she had a camera in her profile picture sort of helped as well. Okay. And then our first date was taking photos of the moon. I pulled out my little kit lens on my DSLR camera, and then she pulled out this massive telescopic lens

just to sort of show that size does matter. She goes, Hamish, she goes, that's not a lens. This is a lens. Exactly, mate, exactly. But, yeah, skip three years later, we now have a two-year, two-month-old son. Cute. A four-month-old daughter,

and we've been married for a year and a half. God, you've been busy, Hamish. Yeah, just a little bit. And can I ask, do you think you would have ever met or your paths would have crossed if it wasn't for Tinder? Well, we're living in the same town, obviously, because it kind of goes by area,

but I don't think, like, with what I was doing or with what she was doing, I don't think we ever would have crossed paths. So no, Tinder definitely pushed us in the right direction. Well, I love it, Hamish. We wish you all the best. That's amazing. Cheers.

Thanks, Hamish. Someone has texted through, and this has blown my mind. They said, our marriage celebrant said 90% of her clients, 90% have met on Tinder or other online dating apps. That's wild. Isn't that crazy? Well, let's see. Let's talk to someone else.

Hello, Shania. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Are you a Tinder success story? Yeah, I am. So we've been together for over four and a half years now. We met on Tinder. We actually matched like three times because I used to do this thing

where if I was dating someone or, you know, things don't happen and that. So we'd delete the app and then download it again. So we matched three times. We've all been there, Shania. We've all been there, mate. You're like, oh, I'll just delete it and then I won't go back on it.

Shania, I think we're long lost friends. That's literally me every week. And then so you re-downloaded it? Yeah, so I re-downloaded it for the third time and he messaged me on Tinder and was like, hey, this is third time matching. I'd never actually gone on a Tinder date prior to this. Here's my number, text me.

And so I was like, oh, screw this. All right, I'll text him. Anyway, he lives in auckland he had tinder gold and i didn't i was in wellington so i was like okay um anyway then we would we started dating after about two weeks he asked me out just before valentine's and then i moved up after three months and we've been together since and we've got a two and a half or nearly three-year-old. Yeah, just about to buy a house and we're engaged too. Oh, Shania, I love a good success story.

That's like a true love story that started on Tinder. This is giving me so much hope. It does, but my parents didn't know for about two years that I actually met him on Tinder. This is giving me so much hope. It does, but my parents didn't know for about two years that I actually met him on Tinder. I was like, oh yeah, I met him on Instagram or in town. Oh, see, isn't it funny? Yeah, isn't it funny? You just

want to, like, it's taboo, but everyone meets on Tinder now. I know, now it's the norm. It's like, oh, you met on Tinder? Okay. Well, we wish you the best, Shania. Thanks for calling through. One last caller. See you, mate.

Let's go to Nikita. Tinder success story. Give us the lowdown, the headline of why you're a Tinder success story, Nikita. Oh, hello. So we, I had Tinder and very, very similar story to Shania. I had it, deleted it, had it again, deleted it. And then the third time was the charm. And I matched with my now husband in 2015, I think it was.

Right. And we matched on the Wednesday, started talking on the Thursday, met on the Friday, went on our first official date on the Saturday. And on Sunday you got married. God. Oh, wow. I hope so. I don't want to get married that soon, but no.

This wasn't Craig David that you hooked up with? Because I've heard this song before. Oh, what? Walking Away? No, I didn't walk away. No, the Seven Days. Seven Days. Seven Days. Oh, Seven Days. Oh, I love it. Oh, what, walking away? No, I didn't walk away. Seven days. Seven days. Oh, seven days.

Oh, I love this song. Oh, my God. It is a great song. Yeah, and then we got engaged 2016, married 2017, bought a house, had a baby, and, yeah, we're just about to celebrate five years' marriage on Thursday. Oh, congratulations, Nikita. I love it.

It gives other people hope that it does actually work, right? Yeah, it does. 100%. Nikita, what I've learned from you is next time I match with someone on Tinder, I've got to delete the app, then download it again, match with them again, delete the app again, download the app again, match with them again, and on that third time, then I can start talking with them. Exactly.

Oh, yeah, mate. That's the Pandora's charm. Perfect. Nikita, play the long game. Hey, thanks for calling through. Have a good weekend. Yeah, no worries. You too.

Thank you. See you, Nikita. Bye. Well, there you go. Tinder success stories. It can work. And I mean, if Tinder doesn't work, there's Bumble. There's Plenty of Fish.

There's Hinge. There's what else? Yeah, Grindr. Facebook. Instagram's pretty much a dating app these days. Yeah, so get out there. Go meet some people. Producer Ella brought this story to our attention earlier today

because everyone was just fizzing for Billie Eilish last weekend, weren't they? Yeah, so Billie, she's touring all around the world and she came to New Zealand, Aotearoa last week and I died. How was it? It was amazing. Because you were absolutely fizzing at the bung to go. Oh, yeah. I did it all last week and I died. How was it? It was amazing. Because you were absolutely fizzing at the bung to go. Oh, yeah.

I did. Yeah, I'm speechless about it. It was just amazing. To see her in real life as well was just so surreal. It was like my first proper big concert. Yeah. Oh, well, that's awesome. And Producer Claude, you went too.

I did. Yeah, I went by myself as well and I had such a good time. That's right. You said this to me because I was trying to remember the other day someone had told me something and I thought in my own head, I was like, that's so cool. Oh, thanks, girl. And I've just remembered.

Oh, stop. It was you saying you went to the Billie Eilish concert by yourself. It's cool to do things on your own. It was so much fun too. Like she's amazing. Incredible. Yeah. I heard the concert was incredible,

but you said to me that someone is trying to sell something from the concert online. Yeah, well, I came across it online and it's pretty far-fetched. That's a stretch. What happened was a Billie Eilish fan, she went to one of her concerts.

She was at the front and she said that Billie Eilish was like not breathing in front of her face but so close that she has a bag of air of Billie Eilish's own breathed air and she's selling it for £9,000 which is

$17,000 New Zealand dollars. Hang on a second. $17,000 New Zealand dollars for some air. She's selling some Billie Eilish breath is she? Yeah. Is that what she's doing? Yeah. Oh, guys, come on.

This was so 2004. You know when someone would, they'd say that Beyonce had taken a bite of the sandwich and then they tried to sell the sandwich online. Has anyone ever actually bought these things as well? Yes. Really? Yeah, people do. People have.

I actually think this is an opportunity for us to make money. What do you mean? Billie Eilish didn't come in this time, but she's been in before. She could come in again. Get her to breathe into a bag. Get her to breathe into a bag. Bring a couple of snap lock bags. What about a Billie Eilish eyelash? Millions. Oh, that's good.

See, now you're thinking, but see, you need to authenticate it, so you need to do a video of you pulling out the eyelash. Needs a blue tick. You know, that type of vibe. I reckon Billie would be about it. She'd probably even sign it for us. Yeah, sign the eyelash.

Let's go around the room real quick. Yeah. Because I've put out the test of finding the weirdest stuff that is for sale online. I'll kick it off. I found this online. Apparently in 2014 you could buy a sperm whale carcass. The whole thing?

Yeah, apparently. Where do you store that? Yeah, it's huge. Well, I mean, you'd need a lot of land. How much was that? So apparently this whale washed up on this beach and this tourist company got told they were responsible for it and they didn't know how to get rid of it so they tried to sell it

so that someone else would come and get rid of it. And I think it ended up getting up to about $2,000 but eBay pulled the auction because you can't sell animals dead or alive on the platform. Well, good. Creative solution. I know, right? They're like, guys, let's sell it.

Someone will get their trailer and they'll come get this thing. A trailer? Imagine being on the motorway and you just see a whale going past on the back of a trailer. Another day in New Zealand, eh? What about you, Cam? What did you find? This is possibly the weirdest thing I've ever heard of.

Trust Japan to create something incredible but also slightly concerning. Urine-powered batteries. Ooh, I mean, good for the apocalypse. So these are literal like normal AA batteries and they come with, you know, those little dropper things. Yeah. So basically you do your wheeze in a little cup and then you suck up the

wheeze and then there's a little slot in the battery where you put the wheeze in and then you've got some AA batteries. Like a COVID test. Like a rat test. You know how you put the wheeze in, and then you've got some AA batteries. Good to go. Like a COVID test. Like a rat test. You know how you put the little thingy thing in there? Yeah, kind of. I like that.

That is weird. I found one weird. It's on Etsy, New Zealand. Aged human teeth in a box. It's disgusting. How much? 50 bucks. Do they have cavities?

I don't think so. They're looking a bit manky, though. What do they mean by aged? Look at this photo, Claude. It's aged. Oh, yeah, they're aged. Okay, Claude, last one. Mine's also pretty gross.

This is a man up in Kaitaia is selling his homemade taxidermy collection. How many things in the collection? I found about six. I found he's made them himself. There's a tiny possum playing pool on a pool table. And there's another possum smoking a cigarette and wearing a tiny hat. Are they dead? They are dead and stuffed.

That's what taxidermy is. I just had a random idea. What if we each bring one random object from our homes and we try and sell them on Trade Me? See who gets the most money? Who gets the most money and then we could donate it to a charity. That sounds fun. Okay.

I like that idea. Let's do that. Brie and Clint. And it's time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Br-br-br-Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. That's right. Clint is away, which means Cam Mansell has stepped up to the plate this week for Friday Oki. Sam, the guy who records these songs?

Yes. He just looked at me as I was walking out and he was like, what the heck was that? I saw a bit of a snippet on our Instagram. I think you've got the pipes. I think so. I've had no voice all week. Not making excuses, but I have had no. Yeah, yeah, same, same.

I haven't had a voice for like three years. Look, this is our singing competition where we go head-to-head singing the same song. We get 15 minutes with an audio professional. Sam, shout out. We apologise to you every week. This song is the Friday Oki song of choice this week. A new fantastic point of view

No one to tell us no Where to go Or say where to go Oh, it's one of my all-time favourite Disney songs. Such a great song. And I thought we could do this song this week, Cam, because of the controversy surrounding the new Little Mermaid. Oh, yeah.

And it's showing our support for casting the first ever black African American Ariel. So I'm here for it. We're going to do a Disney song. I think it's going to be horrible but you know, that's not the point. We gave it a go. We gave it a go. Okay, I chose

the song which means I go first. Oh my god. I'm dreading this. Do we need a drum roll? Do we want a countdown? No, I think let's just go straight into it. Straight into it. You need to hear both first, and then we will come to you guys for votes on who was the least crap this week.

Here is my Friday-okey this week. Oh, no. I'm excited. I can show you the world. Oh, no. I'm excited. I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did you last Let your heart decide I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder, over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride. fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming a whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew. But when I'm way

up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in a whole new world with you I started very average and finished a little bit above that average. Oh, that was embarrassing. I liked it. Hey, you know, I think it's theatrical. You need to get that, you know, theatrical theme in there.

Oh, 100%. And I think the man to do it is Cam Mansell. I don't know. You've got to hear both and then we will hear your votes. Here is Cam Mansell's Friday O'Keefe. I'm nervous. This is going to be bad. No, it's going to be good.

I can show you the world. What the hell? Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I'm in trouble. I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. I'm in trouble. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no or where to go. Or say we're only dreaming a whole new world.

A dazzling place I never knew. But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear. that now I'm in a whole new world. Now I'm in a whole new world with you. Oh, my God. I think that's the best singing we've ever had on this segment. If there are any record labels listening, 0800DARLZM sign me. You and I are such good friends and I mean, I knew you

could hold a tune, but I didn't know you were that good. I don't think it's that good. It's pretty damn awful. I don't think we even need to take votes. I've been absolutely pants this afternoon, but we will because I want you to hear from the people. I am obsessed with that.

I think I just fell in love with you a little bit more. Oh. Let's go on a magic carpet ride after this. Can we? All right, okay, it's time to vote. Five people will decide the winner of Friday-oke. I think we know what it's going to be, but let's take your call. Brianne Clint.

Friday-oke. but let's take your call. Bree and Clint. Friday O.T. I really think, producers, we should start screening these people that fill in on the show and make sure that they're not great singers because Cameron Mansell, I mean, come on. You said great singer. I think we all heard my re-edition. It's not great. It was fantastic.

This week we decided to take on the classic from Aladdin, A Whole New World. A whole new world. I like it. A new fantastic point of view. And then Cam sounded like this. He was an angel. A whole new world.

A new fantastic point of view. Look, a good competitor knows when they're beat and I know that I'm pretty sure I'm going to be pants this weekend, but let's take the time. Don't be like that. Tony is waiting. I think it's a good thing to recognise when you've been absolutely slaughtered.

You know, but let's go to the votes because people have called through and they need to have their say. Tony, you're first up. What do you think, mate? Oh, hey, Bree. Hey, Cam. How are you guys? Good, Tony.

How are you? Not too bad. Yeah, not too bad, Cam. You know, I listen to your show very often, but unfortunately I have to go with Bree, you know. Tony. Bree's a brilliant country, you know. Yeah. Tony, show very often, but unfortunately I have to go with the free, you know. Tony. The free and fun show, you know. Yeah.

Tony, I appreciate you, mate. Are you sure? Did you hear them? Well, like I said, you know, the last couple of times I've listened to Friday Acre, I'm always a free supporter when Flint is awake. Oh, Tony. And Tony is right.

You're my guy. I'm an imposter, so thank you for your vote, Tony. But you can acknowledge that Cam was amazing. Yeah, no, he's good. I'll keep listening to the show. Aw, big love to you, Tony. Thanks for calling through. Have an awesome weekend.

Yeah, see you, Tony. Yeah, no worries. Boy, let's go to Joseph. I can't believe that. That'll be the only vote. Don't worry. Joseph, g'day, mate. G'day, guys.

Yeah, I'm like Tony. I'm not a sucker. So I'm going to tell it how it is. Kim, you blew it out of the park, mate. Didn't I? You're a legend. Thank you so much. But I also bought it, didn't I, Joseph, as well,

but just, you know, maybe not as much. I don't know what you brought, Bree, but my ears are hurting. That's all I can say. I brought a sack of rotten apples, I think, to the table this week. But we appreciate you, Joseph. That's a vote to Cam. Have an awesome weekend. Let's go to James.

Hello, James, you fine sir? What do you think this week? Hey, Kilda guys. Hey, Bree, I'm going to give you an O for awesome, but I'm hands down with Cam. I imagine that I was on that carpet with the writing off. Oh, didn't we all want to be on that carpet? I didn't want to be on my carpet. I wanted to be on this carpet, James.

Guys, there's plenty of space for everyone on my carpet. I'll be there, Cam. Take care, Tom. Thanks for calling through, James. Another vote to Cam. That means you could take it right here with Khan. G'day, Khan. Yes, hi. How's it going? Good, thank through, James. Another vote to Cam. That means you could take it right here with Khan. G'day, Khan. Yes, hi.

How's it going? Good, thank you, Khan. What are your thoughts this week on Friday Oki? Yeah, not that bad, but my vote has to go to Cam. He's taken the win, Khan. Thank you for your vote, and I agree with you. It was fantastic. What did you like about it?

He just had those notes really well. He really did, didn't he? I had no idea what I was doing. I was mesmerised. Well, have a great weekend, Khan. You've given Cam the win, but we'll go to one last vote. Shaina, g'day, mate. Good afternoon.

How are you, vote? Oh, Shaina, look, I've been better, but I'm happy for Cam, my good friend, because he absolutely killed it this week. Do you agree? Oh, my goodness. Brie, you're great on air, but Cam, wow. That was amazing. I don't know if everyone's just saying this to, like, give me an ego boost or something.

Trust me, Friday Oki, people are really honest. People tell me I am crap all the time, so they are honest. I want to say that, but Cam, that was absolutely beautiful to listen to. So I think it should be a weekly feature. Shaina, maybe he'll get a date after this, you reckon? I think

how has he not already, like, come on. Are the phones not blaring hot for a date with Cam? Hey, Shana, let's put it out right now. Text through 9696 if you want to ride on Cam's magical carpet. We'll give you one more listen. Let's play the hook. Cam, this is the winner.

Friday Oki this week. Let us know. A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. A lot of people texting through saying, I'll take a ride on that magical carpet. I think it's just the fake American accent. I don't know why, but I sing in an American accent.

Yeah, I was doing that too. I think it's just a given, you know. Natural thing. A lot of people are going to be coming to give your lamp a rub soon. Hey, Friday Okie, the winner, Cam Mansell, a fantastic job. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. You know, Clint's away. He's having the old massage done on the old testes. And we're still going to do birthday banger because that's what he would want. You know, if I know Clint Roberts, he would want it to get him through. He'll be back on Monday. Cam Mansell's filling in. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th.

And we're going to play our favourite one. Let's start with you, Hannah. G'day, mate. Hannah. Oh, hi. Sorry. You're all good. How are you? How's your week been? Good, thanks.

Good. How about you? Yeah, it's been good. Have you got big plans for the weekend? Probably not. Probably just going to relax. That sounds like my type of weekend, Hannah. Love that for you.

What's your birthday? The 27th of May, 1998. Right. That means you were 16 in 2014. And on the 27th of May, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't. So I'm the man down here. The Justice Crew, Hannah. Yeah.

What do you think? Case or are you like it? Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty good one for a Friday. Mate, I think it's spot on for a Friday. But we've got to check what else we're going to get. But I'd hang around. It could be a winner. Could be a winner.

What do you think, Cam? You like a bit of Justice Crew? I love the Justice Crew. They did once insult me when they were in the office, but we don't need to go into that. What did they say to you? Actually, no, they complimented me. They said I had a big mouth.

For some, a compliment. For some, an insult. For me, compliment. Compliment. Yeah. All right, let's go to Kayla. G'day, Kayla. Hi.

How are you? How's your week been? Not bad. Yourself? Yeah, pretty good to Kayla. G'day, Kayla. Hi. How are you? How's your week been? Not bad. Yourself? Yeah, pretty good, Kayla. What would you give your week out of 10? I want you to be honest. Probably a solid seven.

Solid seven. You know, it's been all right, but not the best. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. A few people have been dicks to you, but you move on. We get on with it. Absolutely. That's how it works.

What's your birthday, Kayla? 21st of January, 1995. Right, that means you were 16 in 2011. And on the 25th of Jan in 2011, this would have been number one. Wake me up inside. Wake me up inside. Wait, up inside. Wait a second. We're having a few technical difficulties. I don't think Evanescence was around in 2011.

It was this one. Fill me with your poison. Take me. Take me. It wouldn't be Cam Mansell pushing the buttons if there wasn't a wrong button. No, that was my fault. I'll take the rap. I'll take the rap.

Oh, no, that was definitely me. Katy Perry, ET, Kayla, what do you think? Yeah, it's a pretty good throwback one. I love that song from Katy Perry. It's about Russell Brand. Did you know that? No. Yeah, apparently it's about how, like, she just couldn't,

he was, like, from another planet and she was just obsessed with him. Sounds about right, eh? Yeah. All right, Kayla, stick around. I mean, another good one. Let's see if we can round it out this afternoon. Elliot, I've got a feeling what yours is going to be, but let's do it anyway.

How are you? Hi, how are you? Good, mate. Elliot, I mean, can you take a guess at what yours is going to be? No, no idea. Yeah, no clue. Me either, Elliot. Me either.

What's your birthday? Let's get it done. Second of the 7th, 87. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And on your 16th birthday, probably playing at the barbecue would have been a bit of this. Wake me up. Wake me up inside.

Wake me up inside. Barbecue would have been a bit of this. That was such a surprise. I was not expecting that at all. I had no idea, Elliot. Do you like a bit of Evanescence? 97. What? Oh, when I was 16.

You're 16. Yeah, that's a bear. Thank goodness it's Friday. Elliot, I was 16. You're 16, yeah. Yeah, that's a banger. Thank goodness it's Friday. Elliot, I love it. Three good ones. We're going to have to deliberate on this, so hang out there for a second. All right, this is where we've got to vote. I'm not going to lie, I do love some Evanescence,

but also Justice Crew is really pulling me in. Yeah, same. I feel like it's between those two for me. I mean, Katy Perry, you hear her on ZM quite often. I want to branch out something a little different. What's so funny? Someone just text through and they said, Whoa, Elliot sounds hot.

Can you bring Elliot back on? Elliot. Did you hear that, Elliot? Yeah, yeah, my mother's in the car, so keep it down. Is that your missus texting in? Come on now. Probably is, Elliot. Is it?

I'm going to go with my boy Elliot because he sounds hot. I'm voting Evanescence. Evanescence. Do the producers vote? It's you and I. If we can't agree, then we go to the producers. I reckon Elliot because his voice is just so hot. Because I mean, Elliot's hot.

Elliot, you've won birthday banger this afternoon. Evanescence, bring me to life. This one's for you, mate. Awesome. Cheers. He does sound hot, doesn't he? He's still there This is your birthday banger on ZM for a Friday

with Brian Clint How can you see into my eyes like open doors Brian Clint Bree and Clint. That's your birthday banger for a Friday. Evanescence, bring me to life. Four.

Elliot, he's so odd. Oh, sorry. Elliot's missus is listening. Hold on. How am I going to fix this? Four. Elliot's missus. So hot.

If you're listening as well, I'd take either or. Take what I can get. I'd take both at once. I'd take both. Hey, that is your birthday banger for a Friday. Brie and Clint. Cam, get ready to get serious because we're about to do this. Why so serious?

Let's put a smile on that face. Probably one of my favourite new games on the show, Cam, and I'm so glad you're about to give it a go. So this is where we have to get real serious. I'm already laughing. I'm going to be terrible at this. Right, So essentially the game is if you laugh or smirk or anything like that, you will lose a point. And it's got added pressure because I've written three sentences

that you're going to have to read out and be very serious about it, okay? Okay. And you've done the same for me. The producers, Producer Ella, Producer Claude, are the adjudicators in this game and and ladies you take this game very serious seriously yes we do correct okay who should go first do you guys reckon i think maybe brie should read first yeah okay i'll read first we'll swap sentences there's yours that i've pre-written for you cam here's mine that i've

pre-written for you okay here we go guys we that I've pre-written for you, Bree. Okay, here we go, guys. We're going to be watching you like a hawk. All right. Any twitch, any breath from your nose? We're going to be onto it. Geez, okay. Nose breath.

Okay, here we go. You ready? Guys, I've been lying this whole time. I actually hate the Queensland Maroons. They are the worst league team ever. I think that's definitely a pass. That was a pass. I don't find that funny.

I find that quite serious. I'm genuinely angry about having to read that out, so I'm all good. Nailed it. I'll clip that audio and send it to your family. Don't you dare. I will be disowned from my household. The emotional blackmail is well and truly real.

Let's see what I have written for Cam now. Here we go. Don't laugh. Come here and let me tickle your beard. It's a fetish of mine. Beard tickling. Tickle, tickle, tickle. That's a pass.

What? Thank you. You were too natural Some of my best gear Alright, okay, my turn I went to the bathroom before She's already laughing There was nose breath

Finish the sentence And there's skitties in my undies Yeah, that's a fail. Very serious situation. Damn! Okay, there's one point to Gam. Thank you. All right, serious face.

Okay. Okay. Hello, I'm Cam Mansell, and in breaking news this evening, I do the cha-cha like a sexy girl i like a do a cha-cha see i can't read so i don't even know if i said that right i think you said it right oh cool and i'd love to see you do the cha-cha damn it he's so good a smile i'm surprised i thought this would be the other way around. I thought Cam would be laughing. All right.

Last one for me. I'm already one point down. Here we go. I really want to know what it's like to have a penis. It looks so fun doing the helicopter. You brought it, babe, but there was a chuckle in the middle there. Come on there. No.

That was pretty sweet. That's two points for Cam. Thank you. I mean, Cam, if you want to, you can do it. But I think Cam's one. If he fully laughs, it's surely two points. Yeah, okay. Okay, deal.

If you get a full laugh. Okay, let's give it a go. Here we go. Nice and loud, please. Oh, this is long. Let me tell you a nursery rhyme. This little piggy went to market. This little piggy went to town.

But what people may not know is that my little nipples went to live in. Now that's livin'. You're so good at this. He's got no soul. I think you distract yourself when you're reading because you get confused. Read it one more time. Let me tell you a nursery rhyme. This little piggy went to market.

This little piggy went to town. But what people may not know is that my little nipples went to live in. Now that's livin'. Maybe, Brie, you're just not funny. You can't say that. How dare you. I'm joking, I'm joking. Nah, sounds about right, I think.

Sounds about right. There you go. I go down in a blaze of glory. You got pantsed. We had a photo shoot the other day, and one thing I said to you is that poo, if anybody says anything, like between us, if anyone talks about talks about poo then we just laugh that's normally my go-to and you're telling me about a story where a guy has facetimed his wife at probably the worst

possible moment well it just goes to show this guy is a bad guy to like start the story off so he was having a little rendezvous with someone who wasn't his wife so he was having an affair yeah right and during the rendezvous i'm not 100 sure how this has happened but he's accidentally facetimed her he's butt dialed her he's butt dialed her but not just a butt dial a facetime butt dial so everything he is doing that is like the pinnacle of butt dials the worst possible butt dial you could do yeah so he's mid act and the wife picks up the phone and is just like what is going on here he's butt dialed a butt time instead of a facetime it would have been all but it was all but and yeah so basically this is the way that this lady found out her husband was cheating on her what a horrible way to find

out first of all you don't want your partner to be cheating on you anyway yeah but second of all you don't really want to see the act happening whilst it's happening like it's something that you'll never get off your retinas no isn't that great it's burned that you'll never get off your retinas. No. Isn't that? That's ingrained. It's burned. Have you ever accidentally butt dialed someone at the wrong, like a bad time? I did once butt dial someone when I was talking about them. Oh no. Which was a little bit of an awkward situation. It wasn't that little biatch Siri that's called them because they heard their name when you were speaking about them or something. To this day, I have no idea how the phone called but somehow it did and i get this call like 20 minutes later

being like just so you know i heard that whole conversation oh it's like what do you mean no are you around because i was in a cafe and i was like were you in the same cafe as me and they were like no you called me and i was like no i didn't it was very confusing have you got like serious like anxiety around any time you know that you're talking about someone now or do you just not do it anymore i try not to talk about people unless i'm talking to them oh that's a lie you were talking about someone five minutes ago and we were off air i'm just kidding um that would give me so much anxiety i'd just be always checking my phone. We're like, damn it, I hope my mum's not listening. There you go. Good reminder, keep your phone away from wherever you're cheating

or just don't cheat and be a good person. That's also an option. Either or. That is the end of the show for a week. How good the weekend is here? I know. What are you up to for the weekend? You said you were going to Waihi.

Waihi, baby. For the weekend. Ooh, what's in Waihi? Maybe a bit of a love rendezvous? Maybe a bit of a soiree? If you're talking about a love rendezvous? Yeah. With my mum? Pardon me?

There's definitely no love situation. I'm going to visit my family. Ah, you're going to visit the parentals. Yeah. Hey, well you never know. You set those Tinder boundaries to Waihi and you see what comes up. I've done that before and there's not much. I'll tell you that for free.

Not many fish in the sea in Waihi? No. Hey, well you never know. Someone else could be visiting their fam and then neck minute. Neck minute. It's been a pleasure having you on the show. Again, Cam Mansell. You can catch Cam Mansell on Celebrity Treasure Island on Monday night, actually, 7.30, TV2.

And be sure to look out for that code word because if you text it to 9696, you go in the draw to win a $2,000 island getaway. And that's it. That's it. That's us done for a Friday. Be safe and we'll see you next week. Bye.

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