ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th April 2023

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. Claudia, are we starting the new thing today? Is that today? Yeah, I think that's today. Is it today? Yeah. What new thing? You know, the thing.
Starting point is 00:00:15 I voted against that. What? Wait, what new thing are you talking about? The new podcast thing. Yeah, I voted against it. Did you? Were you not there in the meeting? No.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Oh, we had a meeting without him, remember? Oh, that's right. Are we talking about the same thing? Are we? Are we? Are we? Are we? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:34 I'm not. Wait, what are you talking about? The new podcast thing. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Are you? Yeah, I voted against it. Oh, but it's happening. Is it?
Starting point is 00:00:47 We haven't even come up with a new name for it, so... Yeah, it's not happening yet. Not happening yet. Oh, okay. Yeah. Let's move on. Wait, what are you talking about? How there's going to be two podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Yeah. Yeah, you didn't vote against that. Yeah, I did, yeah. No, you didn't. No, I did. You weren't at the meeting. We had secret meetings without you. Yeah. You didn't vote against that. Yeah, I did, yeah. No, you didn't. No, I did. You weren't at the meeting. We had secret meetings without you. Yeah. Sorry. We all voted against it. Oh, it's not starting today
Starting point is 00:01:11 so don't worry about it. They also kicked you off the show, sorry. Oh yeah, that happened too. Did no one tell you? Claude, can you send Clint the minutes from that meeting, please? Yeah, I'll send them now. It was awkward when you showed up. When was this meeting? Last week sometime. Yeah, just last week, you know. Right, okay, well, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:01:27 That was free food then. If anyone's getting kicked off the show, it's you. Me? Yeah. What did I do? Nothing. And that's the problem. Okay, well, we're not going to wet the new thing, obviously. It's not
Starting point is 00:01:43 happening yet. Touched on a nerve. I came up with a name for it, though. Did you to talk about the new thing, obviously. It's not happening yet. It's touched on a nerve, so no. I came up with a name for it, though. That's what it is. Did you? Okay, what's the new name for it? Because that's, I mean, we need to have that before it starts. What about Director's Cut? Someone approved of that.
Starting point is 00:01:55 It sounds like a porno. I know. You want it to sound a little bit like a porno? Do you? You know, Director's Cut, it's like, whoa, you've got the extra stuff that no one else gets. I quite like it. Whoa, a little bit of buy-in. Do you? Yeah, how director's cut, it's like, whoa, you've got the extra stuff that no one else gets I quite like it Whoa, little bit of buy-in Do ya?
Starting point is 00:02:08 Yeah, I quite like it It's got the right, it's the right realm We're in the right direction But it's not a director's cut Because technically a director's cut is where they go through the actual movie And then the director talks about what's happening in the movie But you didn't get to see those bits in the cinema. Yeah, but what you're talking about is the actual, let's be real,
Starting point is 00:02:30 the actual extra podcast is just the bit that's not even in the show. It didn't make it to air. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's the same thing. Okay. What do you want to call it? What did I say the other day, Claude?
Starting point is 00:02:46 It was good. I can't remember though Oh no We were on the same page about it What was it? Shit Shit Oh shit Don't you hate it when you think you nailed something
Starting point is 00:02:59 And then you don't write it down and you forget it? I've had the exact same thing happen today I've just realised I forgot the most important thing that I thought of today. What was it? A name for something that I've been looking for a name for. A name for what? A thing. Just another thing.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Another thing? Another thing. Are you naming your penis again? Yeah. Beside the point. I've just realized that I've completely forgotten it. What was it, Claude? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:26 There's too much pressure. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay, all right. We're not good at this. Someone shared some salacious gossip from their weekend. We've got to give the people something today. We can't leave them with this garbage.
Starting point is 00:03:38 I had an old lady fall. Oh, yes, you did too. I've skinned my hand and my legs are bruised. My laptop is scratched. Claudia fell down a hill leaving work and she blames going to the gym made her weak. It made me weak. I was so sore and I'm pretty sure that the reason I couldn't catch myself is because my leg just crumpled out from underneath me.
Starting point is 00:03:58 And then I went like Superman down the driveway. Have you been doing leg day? Yeah, always. Squats. God, I hate going to the gym and that feeling of where your legs are like jelly. Trying to walk into work. And then they take so long to get better that the next time you go, you're just starting to feel better. And then you just feel so bad straight after.
Starting point is 00:04:19 I haven't had it for a long time. But how bad is that feeling when you have to lower yourself down onto the toilet? The worst. Where you can't even sit on the toilet unassisted do you think that that's what being old is yes do you yeah oh that sounds i think so oh as in like when you haven't been to the gym but like old people experience that without yeah yeah so the oh maybe in between sitting and standing stiffness and muscle fatigue and pain that you feel after a big gym workout. Do you reckon that's what it's like to be 80?
Starting point is 00:04:50 Probably, yeah. Surely that can't be good for you with the lactic acid, and it's that painful. Surely that can't be good for your body. I just don't think it can be. No, you need to be flushing the lactic acid. But it makes you hot though. I naturally, because I've had tests done,
Starting point is 00:05:07 when I was playing a lot of like sport and stuff and we had all these tests done and they tested how much lactic acid retention you had and how bad your body retained it. Your retainer. Mine was terrible. Yeah. Like just naturally not a good body to, like, I just retained like a gusset.
Starting point is 00:05:26 What did they do? Hang you upside down or something? Try and drain it out. Ice baths is the only thing that works, apparently. I watched a tour of Lily Allen and what's her husband's name? David Harbour. David Harbour from Stranger Things. Their house.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Is it David Harbour? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, I'll take your David Harbour? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, I'll take your word for it. I think so, yeah. I watched a tour of their house last night, and he's got a dedicated sauna and cold plunge thing. Ice bath?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Yeah. People are so into it at the moment. I remember on one sporting trip, I think maybe we were playing for Queensland. It was like Queensland softball team. We were away somewhere playing, and it was like maybe seven days into the tournament and we were all so sore and our coach made us um do ice um baths yeah but we didn't we couldn't book anywhere or go actually do them so we all met in one of the apartments that we were staying in oh no it was
Starting point is 00:06:24 two it was two apartments and they filled the bath with ice and water, right? And then there was like a separate shower. So there was a shower and then a bath. So what you do is you obviously get into the ice bath and then you go into the hot shower, get into the ice bath, go into the hot shower. And then one of the girls, because sometimes you'd be in there with another girl, like in the shower, like where you're rotating,
Starting point is 00:06:47 and one of the girls was doing a wee in the shower when we're all in there. That'll warm you up. It's disgusting. I was like, who's done a fucking wee in here? You'd rather her wee in the shower than in the ice bath, though. I mean, that is true. You'd have to be a real fucking savage in that situation to go,
Starting point is 00:07:05 I'm going to wee in the ice bath. Doing ice baths as a team is a fun way to do it, though. Like if you have to do it, do it where you're like, go, Bree, go, Bree, go, Bree. Just the idea of me lowering myself into a freezer in my own garage every day does not excite me. Not as fun. No, I'm never going to do that. There's no team building in that.
Starting point is 00:07:21 No, there's no challenge. You're not bonding. And no one wants to hear about it either. Afterwards, I'm like, hey, guys, I did an ice bath today. You're like, cool, man. Shut the fuck up, man. Cool, man. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Nice work. Cool. Cool. Maybe I'll do an ice bath tonight. I don't think you will. Nah, I probably won't. I am. You have the ability to win this bet.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah. It's all on you, but I would still bet you $100 that you won't do one. Yeah, I probably won't. I am going the shower though let's get out of here this has been the bre and clint director's cut podcast i'm coming in well howdy pilgrim she really doesn't well i don't have any other ideas, so... Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Chat, AI, engage. G'day, Clint. How are you? Are you on the chatbots today? No, I am the chatbot. Oh, you are a chatbot. What would your voice sound like if you were an AI? Probably real classy
Starting point is 00:08:27 and a little bit British. Yeah, let's pretend like we're talking. Hello. I am wealthy and I was educated at Eton. I thought you were going to be British.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I am slightly British. Slightly British. If I was too British, I would seem unapproachable Everyone talking to each other Will sound so lovely Won't it Until one of the chatbots
Starting point is 00:08:53 Becomes a bit racist Searching Searching Racism found Shall I install Racist update Please Install
Starting point is 00:09:04 Racist update That's the future Shall I install racist update? Please install racist update. That's the future. You'll be dating an AI very soon on Tinder. Can you imagine? Yeah. You can literally date. That's the new Tinder scam, yeah. You can literally date your dream person.
Starting point is 00:09:18 You just put it all into the system and you go, this is who I want them to be. Joaquin Phoenix dated his Siri on that movie about 10 years ago, remember? Yeah, that movie was called Her and it's so creepy because it's now coming to real life. Were you looking for the word fruition? I was and then I was like, does that word work? Well, coming to real life doesn't work, but you still went with that.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Hello, I'm back. Brie is not being sufficient. Let's get things moving. Can I just tell you that the cash combo has not gone? Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's cash combo, which features SZA in the mix somewhere, has not gone and it will go on our show today. And when you hear it, first person through gets $1,000 cash.
Starting point is 00:10:00 If you want to win yourself $50 cash, you can call through now, though. We're going to play tradie versus lady. The ladies are two points in front, but we'll see who can take it out today. 0800 DIAL ZM is the number to call. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. Another week, the tradies on 30 wins for the year, the ladies on 32. Let's cross live to our lady in Hamilton. She's 25 years old and she doesn't know how to swim. Welcome to the show, Ada. G'day, Ada. Hi. You just never learnt or you had a bad experience? I go to the beach every year, but I still don't know how to swim.
Starting point is 00:10:47 The beach is a tough place to learn to swim. Bad place to learn how to swim. Do you think it's on your list of something you might do in the next couple of years, learn how to swim? Yes, I think so. Good on you. Get you on the little flutter board or get the little floaties on your arms. Whatever it takes.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's calling us from Whangarei. He's 20 years old and he doesn't like the smell of tomato sauce, but he likes the taste. Go figure. Welcome to the show. It's Mike. G'day, Mike.
Starting point is 00:11:13 How's it going? Are you a fan of tomatoes in general or not really? Not really because they make your bread soggy if you have them with a burger. I mean, he's got a good point. Well, not if you put them between the patty and the lettuce, you know? Oh, yeah, but then the juice from the tomato might come out around the patty and go into the bun as well. I feel like your burger's faster, Mike.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I think that's the issue here. And they always cause a slip zone in amongst the burger, you know? Okay, Mike, your buzzer is tradie. Ada, your buzzer is lady. Whoever gets three answers correct first is walking away with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Question number one. Located in the Northern Territory in Australia, what is the name of the giant rock slash sandstone formation? Huge rock. Biggest rock in the world. Oh, my gosh. It's even got rock in the title. It's a gigantic rock. Biggest rock in the world. Oh, my gosh. It's even got rock in the title. It's a gigantic rock.
Starting point is 00:12:10 If Michael Jordan was a rock, he'd be... We were looking for Uluru or Ayers Rock, guys. Mike, did you Google it, Mike? No, I was going to say he would be brown. Oh. Well, you know what? It is a brown rock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:29 But we wouldn't have accepted brown rock, unfortunately. You get a good point, Mike. Question number two. No points there, unfortunately. How do lobsters communicate? Is it with their feelers, with urine, or by clicking their beak slash mouth? Ladies. Yes, Ada. Justin. With clicking their beak slash mouth? Ladies. Yes, Ada.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Justin? With clicking their beak. That's a good guess. Not right. Mike? What's their feeling? No. It's actually with their urine.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Urine. They pee in the pool. Which is kind of like dogs. They wee on everything, don't they? All right, no points there either. Question number three. Guys, buzz in if you can tell me who sings this song.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I can't even hear it. Yes, Ada? Green Day? Good guess, Ada. Mike, you couldn't hear it, could you? No, I couldn't hear it. It was mumbly. Okay. Well, it was fallout boy. We're going to keep going.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Question number four. No points there for anyone. The Warriors took on the Cowboys at home at Mount Smart Stadium to a 23,000-strong crowd on Saturday. Who won? Brady. Oh, that was a dead heat. Dead heat. This game is impossible. Can't give it to anyone. That now the dead heat. Dead heat.
Starting point is 00:13:45 This game is impossible. Can't give it to anyone. That was a dead heat. Of course, the Warriors won. It's our year, boys. 22 to 14. Whoever, the next person to get a question right, wins tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Yep. We're making the decision. You're both on a nil all. Whoever gets the first question right is going to get the win. All right, here we go. Question number five. This to get the win. All right, here we go. Question number five. This is for the win. The personal fortune of King Charles has been revealed.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Is the new monarch worth $500 million, $900 million, or $1.2 billion? Brady. Mike, just. $900 million? No. That's incorrect. Ada, for the win. $1.. No. That's incorrect. Ada, for the win. $1.2 billion.
Starting point is 00:14:28 She's got it. She's a lead. She's a lead. What a game, guys. What a game, Ada. That was a classic. Oh, my goodness. Sorry, Mike.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Not your day, man. Sorry, Mike. Oh, it's all right. There's always tomorrow. There's always tomorrow. Callback tomorrow. Ada, we've got 50 it's all right. There's always tomorrow. There's always tomorrow. Call back tomorrow. Ada, we've got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:14:50 All good. Bree and Clint. Pokemon, I love the show. Do I love it enough that I would name one of my children after a Pokemon? Yes. Maybe. There is some interesting names in amongst the Pokemon catalogue. You might have a little boy who has a habit of peeing all over you all the time.
Starting point is 00:15:11 You call him Squirtle. Oh, yeah. Squirtle. Or Blastoise. Imagine, this is my daughter Blastoise. Why do you call her that? You'll find out. This is my other daughter Clefairy.
Starting point is 00:15:23 No. No. Why not? Clefairy. You can't call a little girl Clefairy. No, no. What up? Clefairy. You can't call a little girl Clefairy. It's cute. This is my boy Onyx. Why do you call him Onyx, Big Stones?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Yeah. This is my other boy Growlithe. Anyway, you get the idea. This has happened. This is the child who burnt down our house. This is Charmander. Don't mean his brother, Charizard. He's even worse.
Starting point is 00:15:48 He's even worse. This has happened to one family where apparently they, the sister in the family, they're on this trip. They were sitting in the car. They were on this trip and she'd just had the baby recently and they still hadn't named the baby. Okay. Anyway, they were in this car trip and her brother was there
Starting point is 00:16:09 and he was kind of like, oh, you should name your new son this particular name. Yeah. The name that he suggested is one of the new Pokemon, Zarshion. Oh, never heard of a Zarshion. I think it's like a swordfish kind of character. Okay. But don't quote me on that because I don't know. Zashian is the name.
Starting point is 00:16:30 He didn't say where the name was from. He didn't say it was a Pokemon. No. But he knew? He knew. Right. Because he was playing the game at the time in the car on, I think, on a Nintendo Switch. Good idea, brother.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Well, inspiration can strike at any moment. Yes, exactly. He's like, you should name it Zarshian. And the sister loved it. And the nephew is now called Zarshian. She went through with it. Yeah. At what point did she find out that it was a Pokemon?
Starting point is 00:16:57 I think it was many weeks after. Yeah. I think the brother claims that he didn't know that she was actually going to name the son that. Look, if I was going to name one of my kids after a Pokemon, I'd feel like I'd want it to be one of the OG 150 Pokemon, not one of the new ones. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:15 But there are advantages to naming them after a new Pokemon because they're a bit more under the radar. They are. You know, that kid can get away with being called Zacian for a long time, at least until they go to Armageddon. Yeah, true Pokemon fans will know, but, you know, a lot of people won't. Yeah, yeah. Imagine if you had twins.
Starting point is 00:17:32 What would you call twins? Mewtwo. Mewandtwo. Yeah, Mewtwo. I thought we could ask people, has this happened to you? Do you know if you're named after something in particular or maybe a famous person? Yeah. Or a famous thing.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Or a famous thing or a famous character. Did dad name you after his favorite model of Holden Commodore? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe your name's Falcon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe your name's Goku. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Maybe your name is... Maybe they have a Pokemon name. Maybe you have a Pokemon name. Yeah. Maybe you're named after your dad's ex-girlfriend. Weird. And mum didn't know but it came out later. Came out in the wash. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Who or what are you named after? Brian Clint. Can't wait to hear some of these. There's so many great texts coming through on this. There's a Pokemon one. Have we got them on the phone? We do. Can we talk to them first?
Starting point is 00:18:31 Sam? I think it's Sam. Yeah. G'day, Sam. Hi. One of your kids has a Pokemon name. Yeah. What's their name?
Starting point is 00:18:40 My name's Evie. Cute. Evie. Great Pokemon. Yeah. Now, were they named after the Pokemon, or is this a coincidence? No, she is named after the Pokemon. Oh, she is named after the Pokemon.
Starting point is 00:18:52 That's awesome. I love that name, Sam. And what about you? You have other kids that you've named after other things, right? Yeah. What's your name? You're going to go silent. My son's name is Titus from
Starting point is 00:19:06 Final Fantasy. Titus, okay. Very cool. Is it a thing that you and your partner, did you get to name one and your partner got to name the other? He kind of got the first names and I got all the middle names. Right.
Starting point is 00:19:21 So they had both play games Okay Alright that's fun I like that There's some that are not so fun Like this one that says My dad named my brother
Starting point is 00:19:31 After his favourite alcohol His name is Jack Daniels First name Jack Second name Daniels I imagine middle name Daniels Yeah Love that What about this text
Starting point is 00:19:41 My ex convinced me To name our puppy Saiyan I knew nothing about Dragon Ball Z And he knew that It wasn't until weeks later What about this text? My ex convinced me to name our puppy Saiyan. I knew nothing about Dragon Ball Z and he knew that. It wasn't until weeks later that he told me. Well, at least it's just a dog. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Or was that rude to say? It's funny. That's quite a cute name. You can have a lot more fun with an animal name. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. There are way less repercussions.
Starting point is 00:20:06 That dog is not going to get bullied at dog school for having a weird name. No, why? Because it'll go Super Saiyan. Geordie's here. Hey, Geordie. Hi, Geordie. Hi. What did you get named after? So it's actually my middle name now because it got swapped over,
Starting point is 00:20:19 but my dad named me after a hold of Monaro. Monaro? Is your Monaro. Monaro? Is your first name technically Monaro? Yeah, my first name was meant to be Monaro, but over the years I had trouble with a lot of people trying to pronounce it, and I just kind of got a bit... Why don't you just go, bro, it's pronounced like the Monaro, the car. That's how you pronounce it.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I feel like you've got a pretty good reference. God, my dad would love this name. Can I ask, Geordie, did your dad like the Monaro, the car. That's how you pronounce it. Like, I feel like you've got a pretty good reference. God, my dad would love this name. Can I ask, Geordie, did your dad name you Monaro because he had a Monaro that he loved? Or he wanted one. Or he wanted one, so he just named his kid Monaro. Yeah, that was one of his dream cars that he always wanted. Are you the V6 or the V8 version?
Starting point is 00:21:02 Always the V8. I'm the V8. Yeah. You're definitely the V8 version? Always the V8. I'd say the V8. Yeah. Yeah, definitely the V8, eh? Yeah. Geordie, you should totally change your middle name to SS. SS. That'd be sweet.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Thanks, Geordie. Let's talk to Stephen. Hi, Stephen. Hi, Stephen. Hi. How are you guys? Tell us, Stephen, who is it that's named after something or someone? Oh, well, I was at a party and I met someone.
Starting point is 00:21:25 She had a couple of kids and I thought, I'll make some nice small talks. I asked after the name of the kids. She said, oh, this is Levi and Strauss. Oh. So I tried to find the small happy talk. I said, oh, like, you mean like Jewish names? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:38 And she said, oh, no, after the genes. She must really love Levi. Did you dig any deeper, Stephen? I feel like that's a cue to leave the jeans. She must really love Levi's. Did you dig any deeper, Stephen? I feel like that's a cue to leave the conversation, but I want to know why someone would name their kids after Levi's jeans.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Well, I guess they're nice names. I kind of went a little blank at the time, but I kind of figured, well... Levi's actually a perfectly normal name. Right. If they're not together,
Starting point is 00:22:02 it's cool. Hey, that's Levi over there. That's Strauss there. But if you've got them together. Introduce them in the other order, eh? Like you've got to start going, this is Strauss and Levi. Yeah. True.
Starting point is 00:22:12 You could do it that way. That's so funny. And what, Stephen, what did you say after she said, nah, the genes? I just said, oh, well, they're nice names. Solid from you, Stephen. What do you say? What do you say? Oh, interesting. Is that my phone ringing?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Look, I've got to go. I've got to go take this. I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I've got to text. Bree and Clint. All right, are you ready to find out if you're a true Friends fan? Saw this online where people were saying this is the best way to test
Starting point is 00:22:52 if you're a true Friends fan, and it's pretty simple. How many claps did they do? Four. Five. Four. That was five. Four. Oh. Clint, this is you just... Four. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Clint, this is going to be hard for you. Can we just check? Hang on, let's just check. Don't you clap. Okay, I'm not clapping. Four. Four. Knew it.
Starting point is 00:23:23 That's what I said. Okay. All right, we've got a couple of people on the phone who think they're Friends fans. Gemma, g'day. Hello. If you were a Friends member, which one would you be, Gemma? Rachel.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Rachel. Self-proclaimed Rachel. Well, good to have you on board, Rachel. And who have we got there? Annalise, who would you be? Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. Excellent? Annalise, who would you be? Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. Excellent, Annalise.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I like it. So I saw this game that was being played online where you get a minute. Okay. Okay? It's a minute. The game is a minute. And I'm going to allow you, Clint, to play with your fellow team members, Phoebe and Rachel. Normally you have to do it by yourself, but after not knowing how many claps are in the friends theme. So we are a team.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Us three are a team. I'm going to let you play as a team. And so this is the game guys. Which friend am I? You'd be Ross for sure. Okay. So here's the game. So you know all the main actors in the cast of Friends. I need you to name
Starting point is 00:24:24 a big movie that they have all appeared in. Oh, okay. We've got to work together on this. Okay, and the time starts now. Jennifer Aniston was in Horrible Bosses. Correct. That's one.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Was it Thelma and Louise or something like that? It was too late. Girl's name? Oh, that's so close. Someone in Someone Do Something. And who's our other one? Courtney Cox was in Scream. Nice. That's another one.
Starting point is 00:24:55 David Schwimmer was in Band of Brothers. Does that count? I'll take it. I'll take it. It's a series, but I'll take it. You've got Matt LeBlanc. Matt LeBlanc. Matt LeBlanc. What's the one that Chandler was in, the golf one?
Starting point is 00:25:08 Chandler was in 17 Again with Zac Efron. That's correct. That's another one. You're missing Matt LeBlanc. Matt LeBlanc. Did he do any movies? There's one that I can think of. He did a spin-off.
Starting point is 00:25:21 He did Joey, the TV show. No, it doesn't count. He did Top Gear. No, it doesn't count. He did Top Gear. No, it doesn't count. Gemma, Annalise, have you got anything? I'm thinking. The Phoebe one was... Lost in Space.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Lost in Space. Lost in Space is Matt LeBlanc, yes. Okay, good, good. And what was Lisa Kudrow's? Who said... Oh, she said... Someone's High School Reunion. You, good. And what was Lisa Kudrow's? Who said, um, does someone's high school reunion? You're close. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Romy and Michelle's high school reunion. Romy and Michelle. You guys did well, though. I thought we did pretty good. Who got lost in space? That seems like Real niche That was really really good
Starting point is 00:26:08 Who was that? Was that you Jimmer? No, no that wasn't me Was it you Phoebe? Or was it Google? Yeah Brie and Clint We're looking for
Starting point is 00:26:19 What would you even call this? Are they matching couples? I don't know Matching name couples We just had Sam Bray on before who's married to Sam Bray. She wasn't Sam Bray before they got married, but she's Sam Bray now. We had a text from someone who said, I know Sam and Sam Bray. Everyone calls them Sam and Sam.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Not their real names. Not their individual names. Sam and Sam. The Sams. The Sams. I love it. We're looking for the holy grail. Partners with the exact same names, first and last.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Will we get it? I don't know. We're going to talk to Lauren first. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello. Hi. Is it you, Lauren, or a couple you know?
Starting point is 00:26:57 No, a couple I know. So they are both named Jordan, and after their marriage, she took his last name. So they both have the same name. Yes. Jordan and Jordan. Spelt the same? Correct.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Really? Okay. Okay. The Jordans. I quite like that. It gets so confusing. Jordan. Yeah, Jordan.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yep. Yeah, so addressing male to them, it's Jordan Stray and Jordan Stray. Yeah, wow. Okay. Buzzy G. Buzzy G. How much male are you mail to them, it's Jordan Stray and Jordan Stray. Yeah, wow. Okay. Buzzy G. How much mail are you addressing to them? How many letters are you writing these people? Imagine Jordan, like the Jordan who originally had the last name Stray.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah. And then when they got married and she goes, okay, I'm going to make an email address. Damn it, Jordan. It'sordan is taken he's like just put 69 on the end someone said my mum's name is kiri she married a last a man with the last name kerry she's kiri kerry kiri hey not bad i don't mind it what about this one we are friends with a bailey and bailey couple and we refer to them as Boy Bailey and Girl Bailey. Wow, that's so interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Because Bailey is not a super duper common name. No. I don't know a heap of Baileys. Yeah. I wonder if that's what drew them to each other. Maybe. You know what I'm saying? Like you're looking for something to connect with early on and break the ice.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Yep. Same name. Same name. That's a great one, isn't it? Katie's here. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:28:23 The couple with the same names, it was your old boss? Yeah, yeah, my old boss. His name was Sam Clark and his wife's name was Sam Clark and all she had to do was add an E onto the Clark when they got married. Wait. So, wait, Katie. Are you telling me Sam Clark, your old boss, had the last name without an E on the end of Clark and then he married a Sam Clark who didn name without an E on the end of Clark,
Starting point is 00:28:45 and then he married a Sam Clark who didn't have an E on the end of Clark. Yes, so he had the E on the end of Clark. So when she got married to him, all she had to do was add the E on the end. So she didn't take his last name. She took his E. That's all she took. Yeah. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:29:03 That is so close. That's so close to the Holy Grail. So close. Isn't it? Thank you, Katie. We love that. Let's go to Tony quickly. Hi, Tony.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Hi, Tony. Hi. How are you doing? Good, thanks, Tony. Who's the couple that have the same name? At my workplace, I had a Robin Clark and a Robin Clark, and they were married, Robin Clark, husband and wife. Same spelling?
Starting point is 00:29:24 I can't remember, but I think so, which was the interesting thing, because normally one would be I-N and one would be Y-N. Yeah. I think it was the same, but yes, husband and wife, same name, same everything. It's pretty cool. Pretty cool, all right.
Starting point is 00:29:38 I've just, yeah, thanks, Tony. That is pretty cool. This would be more common in same-sex relationships as well? Yes, it would be. That is very true. David and be more common in same-sex relationships as well? Yes, it would be. That is very true. David and David? Yeah. Samantha and Samantha.
Starting point is 00:29:48 I was just thinking, you know how we're after the Holy Grail, a couple that have the same first and last name? I was just thinking that that means we're kind of asking, they could be related. Why? If they've got the same last name. Yeah. Like before getting married, I'm talking about've got the same last name. Yeah. Like before getting married, I'm
Starting point is 00:30:05 talking about. But the same first name? You're not going to give your kids the same, oh, you don't mean like brother and sister related? No. Quickly change the subject. We're forgetting about Taylor Lautner being married to Taylor Lautner. True. And this text isn't the Holy Grail, but it's a really interesting example.
Starting point is 00:30:22 They said, my name is Brianna and my mum's name is Di. Whoa! Wait, wait. It's about different to yours. Oh, right, okay. B-R-Y-A-N-A. I was just thinking, I was like,
Starting point is 00:30:34 has mum been texting the text machine again? No, she said, my name is Brianna. And her mum's name is Di. Yeah, unless your mum started drinking early, which is a possibility too. Bri and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday
Starting point is 00:30:47 is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger for your Monday. You call us up, you tell us your birthday. We figure out what was the number one song at the top of the charts when you turned 16. Kick it off with Kim. Kia ora, Kim. G'day, Kim. Hey, how are ya? Good, mate. How was your weekend?
Starting point is 00:31:04 Good, good. Had a weekend in Waiheke Island. Oh, lovely. Did you go to any of the wineries? Yes, lots. It was a girls' trip with no husbands or children. That was wonderful. Oh, good on you, Kim. Say no more, Kim. Good on you, Kim.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Say less, Kim. Say less. What's your birthday? 9th of December, 1985. Right, Kim. That less. What's your birthday? 9th of December, 1985. Right, Kim. That means you were 16 in 2001. And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Sums up your weekend pretty well, Kim. Alicia Keys and Falling.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Iconic from Alicia Keys. Are you into it, Kim? My hubby actually is. He fought for that for the wedding song. Really? Did he really? What are the odds of that? But you stood in his way?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Yeah, a little bit. You said, hell no, we're having a meatloaf. Meatloaf? Yeah, meatloaf's got a few good love songs. Oh, yeah, okay. No? Yeah, I just thought it was a random joint. I couldn't think of anything else, alright? Let's go to Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Hi,
Starting point is 00:32:15 Danny. Hi. What did you get up to for your weekend, Danny? I worked on the weekend, but we had our first IVF appointment today and got accepted. Oh, congratulations, Danielle. Danny, that's amazing. Is it a massive relief off your shoulders?
Starting point is 00:32:33 Oh, a big relief, big relief. Is that the one, because you get a couple that are funded by the public health system, right? Is that the first one of those? Yeah, so you get two rounds publicly funded. Publicly funded. Oh, my gosh, I've publicly funded. Publicly funded. Oh, my gosh. I've got everything crossed for you guys.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Danny, can I ask, how long have you been waiting for that appointment? We've been waiting over a year for this appointment, but we'll be waiting, the waiting list is 15 months at the moment. It's wild, isn't it? So it's a little bit of a wait. Well, our fingers are crossed for you.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Hopefully it flies past, but you've got the first step down, which is awesome. Yeah, thank you. Right, let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 2nd of the 11th, 1990. Right, that means you were 16 in 2006, Danielle.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And on that day, this would have been number one. I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. 77 and 69, revolution was in the air. Sandy Tom, and I wish I was a punk rocker. What do you reckon? That's actually quite awesome. I had that as my ringtone probably around the same time.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Here's a throwback. Back when your ringtones used to cost $3.50 or something? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, banger. Wait there. We're going to do one more for Raghav.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Raghav. Hi, Raghav. G'day, Raghav. Hi. How are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend, Raghav? Yeah, banger. Wait there. We're going to do one more for Raghav. Hi, Raghav. G'day, Raghav. Hi. How are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend, Raghav? Yeah, pretty good.
Starting point is 00:33:49 What did you get up to? Went to Auckland for some food and then drinks after with the mates, yeah. Oh, lovely. It's been a good weekend to me, man. What's your date of birth? 6th of September, 1992. All right, that means you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Kid Rock. All summer long. Do you remember that one, Raghav? Yeah, yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. Kid Rock had a few hits around that time, didn't he? Yeah, he did. He's gone full feral redneck now. Yeah. Yeah, a good. Pretty good. Kid Rock had a few hits around that time, didn't he? Yeah, he did. He's gone full feral redneck now, but he had a few hits.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Okay, wait there, Agave. We've got a tough decision to make. Are we going to vote for Sandy Tom? I think we might be about to vote for Sandy Tom. That's what I'm feeling. I think we're going to go with Sandy Tom. Let's celebrate Denny L getting through the first stage of IVF. You've won!
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yay, thank you. It's all coming up Denny L today. It's your day, mate. Congratulations. Here you go. Here's your birthday banger from 2006. On ZM. Brink.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Brinkland. You've got to say the name before you turn the mic off. I'll turn them off now. Too eager. I was born too late into a world that doesn't care. Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. Brian Clint. We're talking about Taylor Swift and Joe Irwin, who it's been revealed bought a house together just before they broke up,
Starting point is 00:35:22 a $16.6 million house in London. And then obviously it didn't work out. Didn't work out. I feel like what happened was they were at that point in their relationship where they were like, right, we're either going to really try and make this work, like we're six years into it. Are we all in? Are we all in?
Starting point is 00:35:39 Because then we have to be all in. Let's buy a house. Let's move to one place and really give it a go and then it kind of just all fell apart. Isn't there a name for that? Don't they call it like the seven year itch or something? Where they're like, you've got to go one way or the other? Yeah. Anyway, we're asking what the big commitment is that you guys made as
Starting point is 00:35:55 a couple just before you broke up. Someone texted in and they said, you're going to get a lot of messages about pregnancies just before breaking up and we have. Someone texted us and they said, we had a baby and then broke up the following week. LMAO. I hope it all worked out for everyone and everyone's happy.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Judging from that text, I hope so. LMAO. I'm raising the kid on my own. LMFAO. Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Has this happened to you twice? Yeah, twice. Okay. Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Has this happened to you twice? Yeah, twice. Okay. What's happened? Talk us through it. So the first one was a house. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:34 He was cheating on me after three months. He was cheating on you and you found out three months after you bought a house together? Yeah. You're kidding. But the deal is, if you buy a house and use your KiwiSaver and your first home grant, you have to stay in the house for six months. No. If you get a grant, you have to stay in the house for six months.
Starting point is 00:36:53 So you guys had to keep the... We've been able to live together for three months. Oh, Emily. Oh, that's so awkward for you. I'd make him pay for a hotel for you for three months. Oh, no, he paid the mortgage for that three months. Oh, there you go. Oh, nice, Emily. I paid the mortgage for that three months. Oh, there you go. I'm not getting anything out of this.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Okay, that's the first one. What's the second one? The second one was so I put an iPad, like, through Two Degrees on his number, because he was also with Two Degrees. But I mean, I had to pay for his phone plan even after we broke up about three months later. Three, four months later.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Why? Why were you still paying it, though? Because it was on my account. Oh. And they wouldn't cancel it. And then I didn't pay it all off in one go. Was it the same boyfriend? No, no, no, different one.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Oh, I was going to say. Different one. Emily, did you at least get the iPad back that you were paying for? The iPad was mine. Oh, for? The iPad was mine. Oh, okay. The iPad was mine to begin with. Are you the sort of person now, like sort of once bitten twice shy, you'll go into your next big relationship with a prenuptial agreement?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Well, actually, my current partner started living with me after six weeks. Emily! This one's a good one. She's a hopeless romantic. My mum likes this one. You're not a quick learner, are you, Emily? To be fair, he moved from Dunedin. So, I mean, he made a sacrifice too.
Starting point is 00:38:14 And his parents live here. And Emily's like, and to be fair, he's moved in with me because he doesn't have to pay rent. Oh, no, he pays more rent than I do. I pay $12 a year a week. It's the equivalent of $50 a month. moved in with me because he doesn't have to pay rent. Oh, no, he pays more rent than I do. I pay $12 a year a week. Yeah. It's the equivalent of $50 a month.
Starting point is 00:38:30 He pays $100 a week. Oh, well, see, you are learning. Emily, you're an open book, and I love that. You put it all out there. We appreciate it. Plus, he does the cheeky stuff, mum and dad. Okay. Thanks, Emily. We appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 She's a good time, eh? I really like her. Let's talk to Amy. Hi, Ames. Hi, Amy. Hi. Tell us, Hi, Amy. Hi. Tell us, Amy, what was the big decision in the relationship and then you broke up straight after?
Starting point is 00:38:52 Yes, we got engaged and booked a honeymoon and then we got tattoos. Oh, no, that's another name. Yeah, before the marriage. They're cursed, Amy. Before the marriage. Bree's right. I think getting a tattoo of your partner,
Starting point is 00:39:04 it does jinx the relationship. Well, yeah, I can vouch for that now. Yeah. But a month later, all over. So wait, you had the tattoos, you had the engagement, and you had the honeymoon booked. Could you get a refund on the honeymoon? Non-refundable.
Starting point is 00:39:21 It's this Saturday and I'm going. No! Are you going with him? No. Who are you going with? My ex. So did your ex... Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait! You're not going with your ex. Fiance.
Starting point is 00:39:35 The ex-fiance. You're going with your ex before the fiance. Prior to the fiance. Your... Shit. Is that ex the reason that you guys broke up? No, it wasn't. And did this ex have to buy your latest ex out? No, it was all discussed and then he didn't want the holiday and so I said, well, I'm not giving it up.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Oh my God, this is wild. We bought a different airline ticket for the other guy. Does your ex-fiance know that your ex-boyfriend is coming with you? No. And are you guys going as friends or have you got one room booked? One room.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Amen. You're going to get another tattoo. You're going to get another tattoo on this trip and it's going to be of your ex. Well, is there any way that you can get your ex-fiancee's name changed into your ex-partner's name? Can they just add a couple of letters or something? That's such a good idea. Kerry's here.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Hi, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Hi. Can you top that, Kerry? What was the big commitment you made before you broke up? Well, I have two young kids that aren't his, and just before we broke up, me and him decided six months beforehand that I'd gone on holiday with my mum and as we broke up was the day I left for holiday. So I left him with my two kids and went on holiday for two weeks with my mum.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Oh. God, you've come out of this world, Kerry. So wait, so you left your kids with him just after you broke up and you've gone on a holiday because he already said that he'd look after them. He promised me that we would. I'd be able to go on holiday and we booked the whole holiday and he said he'd have the kids and I didn't have anybody else. Oh, okay, this is so confusing to me.
Starting point is 00:41:13 So this is a good commitment that was made before you guys broke up? Not really. Well, he made, he didn't want to stick to it, but I made him stick to it. No, it's good for you. It's not good for him, but it's good for you. It was good for me, not for him, yeah. I love how you're just like, later, kids. Yeah, see you later.
Starting point is 00:41:28 He'd been there. He'd been with me for three years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure they're fine. See you later. Have the kids. See you later. I'm out.
Starting point is 00:41:34 He's good. Kerry's like, now I need to time this beautifully. So if I stay with him until this point. Yeah, I'll break up just before the holiday. I'll break up as I'm at the airport for the holiday. Bree and Clint. It's time for a round of Guess That Voice. It's a pretty easy game where you and I go head to head, Clint,
Starting point is 00:41:56 guessing celebrity voices. And we have teammates. Shez is here. Hi, Shez. G'day, Shez. Hi. You'll be on my team today? Yes. Excellent, mate. And Justin, you're
Starting point is 00:42:09 on my team. Welcome, Justin. How we doing? Going good. Claudia is going to run guess a voice. Hi, Claude. Hi, Claude. So the way this game works is I'm going to play a clip of a famous person's voice and then the first person to buzz in with your name will win your team a point.
Starting point is 00:42:26 So the theme for this round is these are all celebrities that were spotted at Coachella over the weekend. Alrighty. Which may help, may not. We'll see. So Bree and Clint, you're going to go first. Your names are your buzzers.
Starting point is 00:42:38 And here is your first celebrity. I never question what I'm subconsciously attracted to. Some people would look at me in my life and say it's not normal, and other people might say it is. I don't know. Bree? I know that.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Bree. You do know this. Shawn Mendes? No. Big guess. Can I hear it again? Yep. I never question what I'm subconsciously attracted to.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Some people would look at me. That's the bit that I can hear. It changes. The voice changes. I never question what I can hear. It changes. The voice changes. I never question what I'm subconsciously attracted to. Some people would look at me in my life and say it's not normal and other people might say
Starting point is 00:43:11 it is. I don't know. Nah. Charlie Puth? No. You need to think a little bit older. A little bit older? Kelvin Harris? No. He's Scottish. Yeah, you haven't got it. It's Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh! Is it? I never question DiCaprio. Oh. Yes. Let's hear it again. I never question what I'm subconsciously attracted to.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Obvious ones you know, right? Of course it is. Some people would look at me in my life and say it's not normal, and other people might say it is. I don't know. We're here at Coachella looking for a Gen Z girlfriend. I did hear he might have been hanging out with someone else's girlfriend, so scandal in the DiCaprio camp.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Over to Shears and Justin. You guys ready to give this a go? Come on, guys. Yeah. All right. Buzz in with your name if you know who this is. First got married, I had a little bit of an emotional breakdown because I thought marriage.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Yeah, Shez. Is it Justin Bieber? It is. Nice. Shez. Yay. I was going to fix all my problems, and it didn't. Well picked, Shez. Well done. I don't think that all my problems and it didn't. Well picked.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Well done. I don't think that was super obvious, so well done. Alrighty, that's one point to our team. One point to team Bree. So Bree and Clint, we're back to you. Here you go. Now it's just more my notepad. I guess a lot of songs start with just Clint.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Oh, Bree. Oh, God. She hasn't got it. That's Pete. What's his last name? Pete. Buzz her out. Yeah, it's not.
Starting point is 00:44:33 It's Post Malone. It's Post Malone. One liner. I don't feel bad now. I mean, that's every country song ever. He sounds exactly like who was I thinking of?
Starting point is 00:44:42 Pete Davidson. Play it again. Now it's just more my notepad. I guess a lot of songs start with just one line. He sounds so much like Pete Davidson. I think we've uncovered something here. Okay, back to Shears and Justin. You guys still with us?
Starting point is 00:44:56 Yep. Yeah. All right, come on, Shears. You're holding the team at this point. It's all tied up at the moment, so someone's going to take the lead here. Here you go. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:45:03 We've known each other, and I've had my own relationship with his kids. She's got her. Kourtney Kardashian. Yeah. For like 10 years. So it does make it
Starting point is 00:45:15 really easy. She was backstage with Travis Barker. They had a big gross PDA patch before they were on stage. Of course they did. Gee shiz,
Starting point is 00:45:23 you're all over this like the Kardashians in a sponsorship deal. She's two from two. Yeah, she's going well. All right, everyone in on the last one. Okay. Yeah, go on then. Shez, Justin, you're in for this last one.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Anyone that buzzes in can have a guess. Yeah, anyone can buzz in. Here you go. Winner takes it all. Good luck. My parents do love UFO documentaries. I am fascinated by like what's up. Clint.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Clint. Camilla Cabello. Yeah, boy. Yeah. I think it's to all. What does that mean for the game? It's all tied up. Everybody wins.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Everybody wins. Everybody wins. Everybody gets KFC. Well done, Justin. Well done, Shez. Nice work, guys. Shez was bloody good at that game. Wasn't she?
Starting point is 00:46:05 Very good. To pick which Kardashian out of the Kardashian line-up from The Voice is very difficult. They all sound the same. She must have been watching some Coachella. Yeah. Must have been. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Bree and Clint. We're talking about your beauty disasters after a woman has gone absolutely viral all over the internet after she went and got her lips done some lip filler and she had an allergic reaction so i went to go get my lips done yesterday and something bad happened i'm so nervous right now it literally got bigger by the second this really sucks because i wonder why he looks so good. And of course that happened.
Starting point is 00:46:47 She couldn't even talk by the end of it. She couldn't even talk. They were so big. They looked like they were two long balloons on her face. I said cheese sizzlers. I take that back. They look like those gourmet sausages you get from inside the cabinet at the butcher. The one that looks like they're about to explode.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah, the one where they're stuffed in the casing so tight they look like they're about to burst. They're quite short. What's the word? What's the word? Quite a chody sausage. Two chody sausages on her face. Do you reckon she'll continue getting lip fillers after that?
Starting point is 00:47:18 She says she's not going to. Yeah. She says it scared her quite a lot. No, they went down eventually. They'll be deflating for the next 15 years. Literally, like a balloon. Someone texted and they said, I used a beeswax lip balm on my
Starting point is 00:47:34 cracked lips. Turns out I'm allergic to bees, so my whole face swelled up like a balloon. Didn't know what had caused it at the time, but three weeks later I did the same thing again. No! Is that the problem with allergies, eh? Unless you're super conscious of everything that's happening. How are you meant to know? And they didn't know
Starting point is 00:47:50 they were allergic to bees. Oh, you poor thing. If you knew you were allergic to bees, you wouldn't use a beeswax lipstick, would you? No, of course you wouldn't. Imagine, I bet that person, as soon as they did it the second time, they go, oh, I know what it is. Can you have honey if you're allergic to bees? Um, I don't know. Can you have honey if you're allergic to bees?
Starting point is 00:48:06 I don't know. Can you have honey? Such a good question from me. But no one knows the answer, so oh well. Let's talk to Holly. G'day, Holly. Hey, guys. How you going?
Starting point is 00:48:17 Good, thanks. What's your beauty disaster, Holly? So it wasn't me, but a good friend of mine a few years back, we had a rule where we would kind of go to random places to get our Brazilian waxing done with people that didn't speak English so it wasn't so awkward. Right, so you'd just play off a bunch of people against each other. And you'd never have to see them again. Yeah, because you didn't know what they were saying, so it was okay. You were one night standing the waxing people.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Definitely. But yeah, a girlfriend of mine went to this place. They made her get up onto a beauty table on all fours. Oh, no. And as they put the wax in the back part to do the back part, and as she had hot wax in her back part, two of the legs of the table collapsed, and she slid down on all fours, down onto the ground had hot wax in her back part, two of the legs of the table collapsed and she slid down on all fours down onto the ground with hot wax in her bum.
Starting point is 00:49:10 No! My God, this is like... They had to continue finishing the job with her on the floor. Yeah, you've got to get it out. You've got to get it out quickly. Oh, my God. It's like a scene out of an Amy Schumer movie. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Yeah, that was pretty bad, but we didn't go back there. No, no, I assume you wouldn't go back there. Holy, pretty bad. Where was that? I never want to go to that place. It was a place back in Woodrowa, but I don't think they practice anymore. They can't. They've got no table.
Starting point is 00:49:44 If my waxing lady told me to get up on the table on all fours. Isn't that a pretty standard waxing procedure? No. It's not? No. I've never had one. But how do they get around to that bit then? You lift your leg.
Starting point is 00:49:56 They get all the way around to the back just from you lifting your leg? No. You lift your leg like this. Ah. God. I see why Holly wants to go to random places. It all sounds incredibly awkward. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:08 It's not the funnest time, I'm going to say. I would never want to see that person ever again. Ever again. Ever again. Ever again. Thanks, Holly. Thanks, Holly. What about this last text?
Starting point is 00:50:19 My friend's mum was practising acupuncture on her for a course. She ended up being fully paralysed for four hours. She's fine now but will never be a guinea pig again. The mum's like, I'm paralyzed. And the friend who's practising acupuncture is like, no, you're not. You're really relaxed. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:50:38 You're so relaxed. Try and relax now. Close your eyes. I can't feel my legs. You're like, I'm a bit. Close your eyes. I can't feel my legs. You're like, oh, I've had a nerve. By the way, there is a small risk when consuming raw or unfiltered honey that you could have an anaphylactic response to it. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:50:54 You learn a lot from this show, don't you? Yeah. Plus you get to hear about people having their buttholes waxed. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest, everybody. From iHeartRadio This is The Latest A couple of weeks ago we were talking about how
Starting point is 00:51:09 Prince Charles Now King Charles Was struggling to find people who wanted to play The coronation Yeah everyone was like I'm busy Everyone told him that they were busy Yeah shame-o It's such a big thing in the UK.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Whether you're into the Royals or not, if you live in the UK, the week that this thing is on, nobody is going to work. It's going to be street parties every day. Yes. And they are putting on an enormous free concert for people in Hyde Park. Who's going to be playing at it? So they've come through. Someone has done King Charles a solid
Starting point is 00:51:46 And they've got a pretty decent line up Is it Good Charlotte? Good Charlotte? Yeah Why would it be Good Charlotte? I don't know Is that the biggest act you could think of for the coronation? That was just the funniest one that I could think of that would be playing
Starting point is 00:52:01 I thought it was a Good Charlotte connection to Prince Charles that I was missing It was just the funniest band that I could picture playing at that event. It was very funny. I wish I'd got that at the time, but I didn't. That's okay. They've had to leave the UK, and Prince Charles has managed to recruit Katy Perry.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Not a bad get. Not a bad get. I wonder how much she's getting paid. A really weird fit. I don't think about her and the Royals in the same breath ever. Do you reckon she'll do I Kissed a Girl? I hope so. That'd be so good.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Yeah. How much do you reckon she'd be getting paid for that? Great question. I don't know. A lot. Because she's got no reason to want to do it for free. No way. It's not her king.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Oldies as well will be there. They've managed to get Lionel Richie. Again, another American. Yes. Where's the English pop stars? They got Take That. Did they? That's Ruby Williams' band, eh?
Starting point is 00:52:57 Yes. No word on whether it contains Ruby Williams or not. Might just be the other lads. Yeah. I think there was only... Because Ruby Williams is touring. Yeah. Yeah. And this is in a couple of weeks. They also be the other lads. Yeah. I think there was only... Because Robbie Williams is touring. Yeah. Yeah. And this is in a couple of weeks. They also got Andrea Bocelli.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Did they? Oh, that's such a good get. Time to... That's my Andrea Bocelli impersonation. Say goodbye. Please don't ruin Andrea Bocelli. Piety. Okay, now do Pavarotti. Oh, I can't do Luciano, sorry. I don't have Andre Brutelli. Piety. Okay, now do Pavarotti.
Starting point is 00:53:26 I can't do Luciano, sorry. Oh. I don't have a baritone. Is he a baritone? No, he's a tenor. I have no idea. Is he a tenor? What was he?
Starting point is 00:53:33 He was in the three tenors. I don't think he was. Pavarotti. Was he? Wasn't he? Oh, don't ask me. Like I said, don't ask me. I've got no idea.
Starting point is 00:53:45 I love how Claudia's finding out for us. I don't feel like it's important on ZM. Let's move on. Have a great night. Oh, no, we're still doing some more show. Back in a second. ZM. Mate, we've got another 45 minutes.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to leave. Where are you going? Oh, I don't know. I'm going to climb into a hole. Back after this. ZM. Free and Clint. And that's the set in. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:54:05 And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. It's been a fun afternoon. Been a lovely afternoon. What are you up to this evening? Racing home for the new episode of Succession. Oh, yes. Everyone's talking about that show.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Yeah, it is the show of the moment. You'll go to the movies? Yes, I'm taking my parents out to the flicks. Just me, my mum and my dad. We're going to go see that movie about Michael Jordan's shoe empire. Who pays? Well, my mum and dad paid for lunch today, so I'll probably pay for the movies tonight.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Tickets? Tickets. And snacks? Ooh, that's a good question. You're not going to the movies without getting a popcorn and a chocolate. and snacks? Ooh, that's a good question. Well, I'm taking... You're not going to the movies without getting a popcorn and a chop top.
Starting point is 00:54:47 I'm taking them to the cheap cinema, so yeah, why not? Tickets and snacks. You should take them on $10 Tuesday. Is that still a thing? Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I feel like that hasn't been a thing for 10 years, but thanks so much for joining us. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Podcast is out very soon, so get amongst that as well.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Like and subscribe. Yeah. Please. Go have a listen if you feel like it. See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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