ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th April 2024 - drinking raw eggs?!

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

Bree & Clint thought drinking raw eggs was a good idea (warning in the poddy).  Bree's household debate - who gets the toothpaste?  Do you work out as much as Adele?  Djo on the dshow!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, cheers to KFC. Grab KFC's crispy box for only $9.99. ZM's Bree and Clint. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show this hump day. Oh it's Wednesday, yeah. Happy hump. It's got a real Thursday vibe to it, but happy hump. Yeah, I say we just call it a day, make it Thursday and tomorrow's Friday. Chuck it in. We're on school holidays next week. Yeah.

Because we're like those students that are repeating year 13 a couple of times, we only get one week of school holidays. The other ones we have to keep studying. So. Exactly right. We had, at At my school we had some second year 13s repeating when I

was year 13. So to me they were year 14s. Yes. And we got them on our first 15 team. It was so good. Oh how good is that? They were like 19. They'd already played in the first 15 for two years and they're like we'll play again. And we're like yes! Yes! We love that you guys failed school.

That's awesome. We had a guy at our school. And they could buy us beer. I mean, it's a win-win. It's a win-win. We had a guy at my high school that was actually like 30-something. Yeah. But he was repeating grade 11.

Well, he wasn't repeating. He was completing grade 11 and 12. Okay. And they would make him wear the uniform. How old was he? He was completing grade 11 and 12. Okay. And they would make him wear the uniform. How old was he? He was like 30. And I always felt so bad for him. And people

would always think he was a teacher. That's humiliating. Yeah. I was like, just let the guy come in whatever clothes he wants. Did he have to wear the high socks? Did you have those at your school? Yeah, he had to wear the blazer. The little grey shorts. I always felt bad for the guy. Like he's doing cosplay as a Catholic schoolboy.

I was like, just let him be a normal adult. Hasn't he been humiliated enough? Yeah, just let him be. He's doing a good thing. He's coming back to do grade 11 and 12. We're going to put our last item of the day in our cart at 4 o'clock today, and you can win it at 5 o'clock. For some reason, Brie has decided that we're going to drink raw eggs on the show at 4.30.

Why are we doing that? Because I've never done it before. Okay. And you've done it once. Yeah. But according to literature, it's very good for you. And we're both in our Fitspo era. True, true, true.

So if we can get the maximum amount of protein in the shortest amount of time, it's all about those gains. If you tell me that Art Green drinks raw eggs, I'll drink a raw egg. Art Green drinks raw eggs every day. Then I will drink raw eggs today on the show. Perfect.

Let's go with Tradie vs Lady first though. If you're keen, you should call us right now. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. The ladies inching their noses in front of this competition yesterday. They're on 31 wins for the year. The Tradies right there on 30. Let's go to our lady first. She's 55. She's in Christchurch and she likes to dance at the traffic lights to embarrass her daughter. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi. What moves do you generally go for? Is it a shimmy? Yeah, it's a shimmy. And does your daughter see you and honk at you when she sees you dancing at the traffic lights? No, she's usually sitting in the seat next to me. Oh, you're in the car dancing. I thought you were out on the traffic

island sort of doing the Macarena. I'm in the car. Hell yes, Sarah. You embarrass that daughter of yours. That's what they're for, isn't it? Exactly. Exactly right. It's your God-given right. I love Sarah. You're taking on our lady, Trady today. They're also from Christchurch. They are 20

and they moved houses 10 times already. Welcome to the show, Kirsten. Hello. Hi, Kirsten. How are you still here with us? Moving house 10 times, that is literally my idea of a nightmare. Is it such a nightmare? Well, it was indeed.

How come so many times? My parents just renting before they bought their house. Yeah, right. I feel like once you move 10 times, you should be entitled to a free house. Yeah, I reckon. Yeah, I think so. You've done enough. You've been through enough.

We'll talk to Christopher Luxen about it the next time he's in the studio. Yeah, we'll get it sorted for you. I'm sure he'll come to the table. Let's get 50 bucks towards that house deposit for you. That's what we're playing for, thanks to KFC. Your buzzer, Kirsten. Let's go with names, seeing as we're double ladies today. Your names are your buzzers, guys.

All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. Who was the captain of the All Blacks at the most recent Rugby World Cup? Sarah. Yes, Sarah. Sam Cain. It was Sam Cain.

Nice work. One to the ladies. Hang on. Question number two. Originally, Amazon only sold what kind of product? Sarah. Yes, Sarah. Books.

It was books. Nice work. And now they sell everything. All right, two to the ladies. You need this one, Kirsten, to say in a question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Kirsten. Sarah.

Kirsten's in. Taylor Swift. Of course, it's Taylor Swift. You're on the board. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four. What is the tiny hard piece at the end of a shoelace called? Sarah.

Yes, Sarah, for the win. Is it a nubbin? A nubbin is such a good word for it. I love that answer. It should be called a nubbin. No, Kirsten? It's an aglet. Yeah. It's an aglet. Yeah.

It is an aglet. Wow, where did you get that one from? We'll move swiftly along. All right, we are all tied up here. This is for the win, guys. Question number five. In which country is the movie Mamma Mia set in? Sarah.

I want to say Sarah just got in. It's Grace. It is Grace. You're the winner. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. She was a twit race today, but Sarah, you've come out on top and we've got 50 bucks cash for you.

Congratulations. Thank you. Well done, Dancing Traffic Light Lady. Look out for Sarah in the traffic. What sort of car have you got, Sarah? A Mazda CX-5. Alright, we'll keep our eyes peeled. I need to settle a debate, a discussion, an argument sometimes that's been happening in my household, in my relationship for the last, I reckon, three or four years.

Oh, okay. This has been happening. It's been reoccurring from time to time. Yeah. And I think we should use our platform to settle the debate. Your partner wants the toilet seat down, you keep leaving it up. Shut up, you idiot. It's always down I believe that when one person in the relationship goes away

Let's say it be for work Yeah Or to see their family, holiday, whatever Yeah And this is when the other person isn't going Sure That the person going away gets to take the toothpaste. Oh, okay.

In that situation, I believe the person who is leaving the house gets to take the toothpaste, and the other person who is left at home, oh, Claudia just put her headphones on like she's about to roast me. Just tie a hole because I'm equally concerned. I don't know what the home person is using for toothpaste, but I feel like she's got an answer. The answer is the person who is going away, usually it's a rush,

usually, well, for me, I'm packing last minute and I just need to take the toothpaste. And the other person who is at home in their comfort zone, knows where everything is, probably has a car, can go buy more toothpaste. Oh, okay. Okay. Who?

This is my question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In that situation. I thought you were going to say that you were organised enough as a household that the person who goes away takes the open toothpaste because that's less likely to have it could get left behind, doesn't matter, it's more used and the person who stays home opens a fresh

toothpaste. Oh, we're not that organised. We have one toothpaste in the household. Who gets it? The person going away or the person left at home? Who gets the toothpaste? I also, also I've got to put my cards on the table here I have a travel toothpaste. Like I have

a toothpaste that lives in my toilet bag. I don't. You don't have a toothpaste in your toilet bag? Nah. Do you have an empty toilet bag that you fill from scratch every time you go away? I've got two toiletry bags. Yeah. With no toothpaste in either. Nah. Really? Like from time to time over the years, yes

I have had a travel toothpaste or another toothpaste. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're talking hypothetically. Hypothetically. So we are in Bree's life now. There is one tube of toothpaste and two people with teeth. Who gets the toothpaste?

Who gets the toothpaste? The traveller or the homebody? For me, it's so clear. Yep. The home person gets to keep it because it's not their fault that you're travelling. Sort yourself out. I'm with Claudia.

You have to organise packing your bag and everything and that includes your toothpaste. So you don't care about your partner that's obviously going off to travel. Sort it out. Is going to be in disarray when they get to the hotel or has to find toothpaste for themselves. Firstly, me and my partner also both have toilet bags with toothpaste.

No, no, no. It's a hypothetical. Claudia, forget about the right normal thing to do, okay? Okay, in this very specific scenario. And people stop texting and being like, I've got a travel toothpaste. That's not the question. No, it's not the question. The question is, when there's no travel toothpaste,

there's one singular toothpaste in the household. The home person keeps it. A solution has been texted in. Yes. Are you willing to hear this? The person who stays home puts some toothpaste into an egg cup and covers it with Glad Wrap while the person going away takes the tube. So you decant a bit of toothpaste into a little cuppy and

then you put some Gladwrap on top and then you just scoop some out with your toothbrush each day. I mean, it's a great solution and I appreciate that person texting. The Gladwrap is so key in that situation. Yeah, it is very key because the toothpaste could go quite crusty and not nice.

I just believe that the person who is in their comfort zone at home can easily get another toothpaste. Like for me, and it goes both ways, like if my partner's going away, I will happily give up the household toothpaste so that she doesn't have to worry about that. What if there's only one charger? Do they get to take the charger too?

Oh, that's a whole different kettle of fish. Is it? It's whoever's charger it is. What if it's a shared charger? It's a 50-50 charger. Whose household has got one charger? Whose household only has one tube of toothpaste? Amen.

Most normal household. Okay, we're going to settle this. We're going to settle this, okay? I don't want us to turn on each other, okay? I don't want this to turn out like Bree's relationship where we're just angry at each other over toothpaste, okay? 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. What's the deal?

And don't call us and say, we've got travel toothpaste. That's not the situation. There's one tube. There's one tube. There's one tube. One tube only. One person's going away. The other person's at home. Who's one tube. There's one tube. One tube only. One person's going away.

The other person's at home. Who gets the tube of toothpaste? Let's settle this thing. Let's settle the debate. I know what I'm getting you for Christmas, by the way. Toothpaste? Travel toothpaste. Bree and Clint.

We are in a heated debate. Heated. A debate that has plagued my relationship for the last four or five years. Who gets to keep the toothpaste? Who's taken the toothpaste when one person in the relationship goes away? Be it they're going away on a holiday

for work, whatever it is, but in the relationship, one person is leaving the home. Not going to visit family or anywhere that there would be toothpaste that you could use. Yes. They're going to a hotel

or a situation where there's not going to be toothpaste there. There is no family, can I say. There's no family involved. It's just between two people in a relationship. And Bree has been very clear about the fact that there is no travel toothpaste. There's no. There's no travel toothpaste.

Like in this, that's what a hypothetical is, guys. There's no travel toothpaste. There's no travel toothpaste. There's no... There's no travel toothpaste. Like in this... That's what a hypothetical is, guys. There's no travel toothpaste. There's no travel toothpaste. There's no travel. It's one tube of toothpaste. Who gets it? Bree's position is that the person staying home

has access to a car in a supermarket so can get their own toothpaste. So the traveller should take it. I just think that they're in their comfort zone and if it's last minute and the traveller's panicking, they should be able to take the toothpaste. My position is it's the traveller's responsibility and they should sort it out.

Oh, you don't care about your partner. You don't care that I'm going to go without. No, no, that's not true. You don't care that I'm going to be stressed. That's not true. I'm usually the one travelling. I'm usually the traveller. I'm already panicking.

Let's go to the people and see what they say. Tara's called up. Hi, Tara. Hi, Tara. Hello. Hi. 100% traveller's responsibility. To get new toothpaste. Yeah, this happened today. Happened to me. My husband's

gone away and he took the toothpaste. And I woke up and I was like, where is the toothpaste? Well, Tara, obviously you're in a heated rage at the moment, so I don't... Maybe you're being influenced by your current mood of the situation.

Tara's not of sound mind at the moment. I don't know if Tara is, because I get where you're coming from, Tara. Can you understand Tara's position, though, where Tara, your partner didn't tell you they were taking the only toothpaste. Correct. So you've woken up toothpaste-less. Correct. And then that's your day poked, having a go by toothpaste on the way to work.

And fair enough, Tara. I agree with you. There needs to be a conversation and an understanding and there needs to be some sort of agreeance before... A conversation. Yes. Yeah. Okay, Tara.

Okay, Tara. Have you got some toothpaste? Did you get some? Are you going to be able to brush your teeth tonight? Yes, I did. Thank you. Okay, thank God. Oh, thank God. Okay, Tara. Okay, Tara. Have you got some toothpaste? Did you get some? Are you going to be able to brush your teeth tonight? Yes, I did. Thank you. Okay, thank God. Thank God for that, Tara.

Let's go to Katie on 0800-DARLS-AT-M. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi. I'm completely with Bree. Yes, Katie. It's irritating. A.K.A. my husband is disorganised.

But he can't get toothpaste in the Solomon Islands. I can. Is that where he travels't get toothpaste in the Solomon Islands. I can. Is that where he travels to? Yeah. Katie gets it. Oh, see, you're not even the person that's travelling the most, Katie. See, you're selfless. Katie, he could get toothpaste from the airport pharmacy, though.

He could, but, you know, sometimes it's shit and crazy expensive and I want that money for wine and coffee. Oh, she's got a great point. Katie does. Oh, you've got all the answers, Katie. You know what your husband needs, Katie? Travel toothpaste. Travel toothpaste, but we're not allowed to talk about that.

Don't talk about travel toothpaste. There's no travel toothpaste in this hypothetical. Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi there. Where do you sit on this debate? Oh, you're not with me, are you?

No. Oh, Rachel, not with me, are you? No. Oh, Rachel, I thought we were friends. Well, we were. I thought we were too, but no. A person at home must be treated with love and kindness, and that means leaving the toothpaste with them. I kind of feel like the person going away is getting an experience. They're getting to go and do a thing.

What if they're going for work still? Well, then they can have stinky breath, but at least leave the toothpaste behind. Rachel, I feel like this is also coming from, you know, it's fuelled in experience. A hundred percent. I could tell,

Rachel, I could tell. There's a text here that says, they're going on holiday. They should just sink piss and worry about it when they get home. You've still got to brush your teeth on holiday. It's not a holiday from oral hygiene. Yeah, let's hope not. Let's hope not. Thanks, Rachel.

No problem. Would you not expect the accommodation to have some toothpaste for you, like the hotel? Accommodation never has toothpaste, ever. They've got the little shampoos and conditioners. They've got that little kit with the needle and the thread. But if you call down to reception, they won't have some bootleg Chinese toothpaste that you could use.

Once I get into the hotel room, I'm literally so outside my comfort zone. I don't want anyone. I don't want to see anyone. I don't want to talk to anyone. Someone said, my husband and I travel often for work. The person travelling takes the toothpaste. That's why we don't have two tubes remains a mystery to me. Yeah, that person, yeah.

Yeah. The person travelling can take the toothpaste from the guest bathroom. No, there is, hypothetical, there is no other toothpaste. Someone else said, the person travelling absolutely gets the toothpaste. The person at home can nip down to the shop and get another one and may not have access to a shop where the other person is going. Yeah. Look, the people are split on this.

It's very 50-50. It's very 50-50. It's super 50-50 on the text machine. Yeah. So, all right, back to the little egg cuppy with some glad wrap on top. So we achieved nothing? No, it's an unanswerable question. See, I knew this was going to happen. This is why it's been going round and round in my relationship.

This is the toilet seat up or down question. I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to buy a 50 pack of toothpaste at Costco and then we'll never have this problem again. I'm going to bulk buy toothpaste. One, Brie, one. What? You need to buy one tube of toothpaste and put it in your toilet bag. No, but what about when that one runs out?

The travel toothpaste never runs out. It doesn't. It never runs out. You're telling me that tiny little thing never runs out. My God. Just because it travels doesn't mean it has to be small. Buy a full-size tube of toothpaste and put it in your toilet bag. What if it explodes?

Oh, Jesus Christ. On the plane? See, these are the questions. That's why I like to take a half-used one from the home. That's Joe and end of beginning. We had the distinct pleasure of catching up with him yesterday. Hey. Hey.

Yay. What's up? Backwards hat gang. Backwards hat gang. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, baby. Hey. Hey. Yay. What's up? Backwards Hat Gang. Backwards Hat Gang. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, baby. Let's go.

I literally, the first time ever, I'm trying it. What are your thoughts? Yeah, it's like you've done it every day since you've been born. It's no stretch. It's so natural, eh? Especially when you tell people about it. I would have never known, but now I know. If I'm getting an endorsement, that's all I need.

Hey, we've jumped the gun and we haven't even done our very special intro for Joe Keery, aka Joe. Hey man, welcome to the Brian Clint Show. Hey, thank you so much for having me. I appreciate it all the way across the world. We're so excited that you're here. Your song is blowing up. It's at the top of the charts here in NZ.

Everyone is loving it. How are you, mate? You know, I'm good. I'm just kind of same old me, just going about my business, getting my groceries and doing my work. You know, I'm just same old, same old. Can you be same old you with a truly viral hit song like this? I mean, you've got to talk to radio stations on the other side of the world.

What else has changed in your life since this blew up? You know, to be honest with you, actually not that much. Okay. Because I'm not playing really any live shows. Yeah, it's kind of, it's difficult to sort of feel in a way. It's kind of numbers on a page at the moment. But it has been really cool to have some people come up to me and just talk about how much they appreciate the song.

That's obviously amazing. So that's been probably the biggest and coolest thing. Is there anything else that you did back in 2022 that you're waiting for people to discover? Like secret street art? Oh, I can't wait for people to check out my pottery and my ceramics they are going to love this they are going my ash my ashtray line yeah go hot yeah i'm gonna jump online right now and buy it before everyone else does that's a good idea obviously

coachella is happening at the moment what would be the dream festival for you to play man great question um maybe like fuji rock i for whatever reason that one is one that's just like kind of has always stuck out to me and obviously like glastonbury that's just like a legendary cool festival um there's a festival here in new zealand called rhythm and vines you probably haven't heard of it but we could uh we could pull some strings to get you in on that let's go new's Eve festival, first place in the world to see the sunrise on New Year's Day. Wow, is it really on New Year's Eve? Yeah. Yeah.

Wow, that's fantastic. No way. That's so cool. Okay, great. Do we do this thing with Joe? Yeah. Joe seems chill. He seems cool.

He seems friendly. I think he'll be into it. So we have a segment here on the Bree and Clint show, Joe, where once a week, Bree and I cover a song, and it's a competition to see who can do the best cover of it. So we have a segment here on the Bree and Clint show, Joe, where once a week, Bree and I cover a song and it's a competition to see who can do the best cover of it. It's who's the least shit singer, Joe. That's what it is. So you guys are going to sing the song? We've already done it because we picked your song before we

even knew that we were interviewing you because it's the biggest song in New Zealand and in the world right now. So we obviously did that song. And did it go well? Yeah, no, it didn't. It went horribly wrong. No autotune? You guys couldn't just, you know, click the autotune on there?

No, we tried to do your harmonies instead. Oh, my. We can't sing. Bear in mind this has already been broadcast nationally around New Zealand, and we can't take that back, but we'd love you to judge it if you could. Let me make sure these are secure so I'm getting the full auditory. Is this the short version?

This is the short version. We'll just take you in from the chorus. Joe, we'd like to know from you, who does the best Joe? Is it Bree? Oh, no. Oh, no. And when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it Another version of me, I was in it

I wave goodbye to the end of beginning It's really good. Okay, you got that? It's really good. Yeah, yeah. Good job, yeah. Just keep in mind, we are horrible singers. Like, that's us really trying.

Give it to me, give it to me. Okay, okay. Is it Bray or is it me, Clint? And when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it. Another version of me. I was in it. You know, Brie, I'm sorry. I think it was Glenn. Do you know who the people of New Zealand chose?

Brie. It was a landslide for me. And I stand by the people of New Zealand, Joe. They've got a good ear. Oh, man, I just ruined my chances at that festival. No, no, you're a good man with a good ear. You've got the right idea. Hey, we love the tunes.

We love the whole vibe. We'd love to see you here in New Zealand if we can make it happen. Thanks for talking to us today, Jo. We really appreciate it. Thanks, mate. Yeah, thank you guys. You guys are fun. Thanks for taking the time.

Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Ariana Grande and We Can't Be Friends. Why not? Restraining order. You're attracted to me, aren't you? Yeah, that's what it is. Knew it! I'm harbouring massive feelings for you. That's never happened to me, can I say? Yeah, that's what it is. Knew it! I'm harbouring massive feelings for you.

That's never happened to me, can I say? Someone's had a secret crush on you? Like we're a good friend of mine? Oh no, wait, it has. You don't want it to happen to you. Oh no, wait. No, it has. We dated for five years.

Yeah, see? And now you're not friends? No, we're still kind of friends. Not the same, though, is it? But not the same. Not the same. That's why you can't be friends. Yeah.

I went, I got a haircut last week. Thanks for noticing. And... You get the same. Not the same. That's why you can't be friends. I got a haircut last week. Thanks for noticing. You get the same. You've had the same haircut, can I say? Yeah. For five. The whole time I've known you, apart from that one time I had to cut your hair because we were in lockdown. Yeah.

But you've had the same haircut. So it always looks the same. Yeah, but it doesn't maintain itself. No, but like it's very minimal. Good. Sign of a good haircut. No, but like it's very minimal. Good. Sign of a good haircut. Isn't that what you want? Sign of a good haircut.

No one notices that you've had a haircut. Yeah. Anyway, while I was having it cut, I had the same realisation that I've had every time I get my haircut and I think everybody does. Do you think that you ever look uglier to yourself than when you're sitting in the hairdresser's chair after they've washed your hair and they've like

combed it out, they've like parted it where it needs to be parted and it's just wet and flat on the top of your head and you've got a little cape around you so you are literally just a floating head with wet hair. You look like a human tadpole. You just look like you look like you are. You look like, you know

who you look like? You look like you're crowning. You look like, you look like Voldemort at the salon. Yeah. And I don't, like I don't have negative. You know who you look like? Dr. Evil. Yeah. I don't have negative body image issues.

Like I don't hate myself. But when I sit there in the chair at the hairdresser, I have these feelings where I could go, how could anybody love someone so repulsive? It's a thing where if you have too much confidence, just book a haircut. Book a haircut. Book a haircut or book a mole map.

Oh! Because damn. Have you ever had one? Yes. Oh, my God. I'm not joking. I think that's the biggest issue I talk about in therapy is the time I went to get a mole map

and I've never been so self-conscious about myself, full naked. Yeah. And they're taking pictures of all your nooks and crannies. All of them. All of them. And then they say to you, and they say to you, hey, do you mind if we send these high-res images of your naked body to your GP?

And you're like, what, out of the blue? Out of the blue? I don't think my GP needs that for a Thursday. Like the worst DP of all time? I don't think she wants that for a Thursday. She just opens them. She's like, what's this JPEG? Oh, my God!

The good thing about a haircut compared to the mole map, though, is if you've got a good hairdresser, it's like a curve. You go all the way down to the bottom where you go, I hate myself. I look like human trash. And then you rapidly, once they put the hairdryer on, they come out the other side and I go, oh, shit, who's that? But do you think it's only because you've just seen yourself

at the most vulnerable? It's relative. You know, like is that their hairdresser's like tactic where they make you look as bad as what you can? So that when they finish the job, you go, you're starting from literal ground zero. Anything is an improvement. We're myth busting secrets.

Like when you put the ugly filter on yourself on TikTok and then you take it off and you go, oh my God, I actually look quite nice. I'm actually beautiful. Ella went to the hairdresser today. By the way, Ella, your hair looks fantastic. Thank you. I was waiting for that. You've gone back more, your hair looks fantastic. Thank you. I noticed you look great.

I was waiting for that. You've gone back more to your natural colour. Yeah. Brown. Lovely. Did you have the same experience sitting there in the chair? Yes. Yeah.

Literally. I felt like a seven when I walked in. Fine. Wasn't wearing makeup, but whatever. Yeah. Sat down. You don't need to wear makeup. You're like 12.

Thank you. Thank you. Well, I sat down and then it slowly just would drop down, drop down, drop down to the point where I felt like a four and I was like, I'm pale. I'm so pale. Are you a four? Are you happy? I felt like a four.

I'm like a minus 16 when I'm sitting in the hairdresser. Minuses, then sure, same. I felt like a mole. Bags on my eyes. I felt like a mole? I was trying to book my spray tent. I was like, do I get eyelash extensions? I know, you go, what do I need to do? It's full downward

spiral. What do I need to do? Do I need to shave more? What is it? And then they put the blow dryer on you and you come back up the other side and you walk out feeling like a tin, baby. Perfect. You know something you should not book after you go to the hairdresser? A mole map. At least you got a good haircut.

Imagine if a hairdresser did a combo. Oh, no. Mole map, haircut combo. They're like, get it all out of the way in one day. Therapy would be overrun more than what it is. I've got Adele on the brain because we're about to talk about Adele. In this news out about how much she works out. Obviously Adele looks phenomenal.

Her weight loss was very public. She would have had all kinds of horrible pressure to lose that weight from record industry people and just the general shitstorm of the comments section, I'm sure. 100%. But I feel like when she did it, it was part of her reinventing her life. She left her husband.

It was when she was leaving her husband. Moved to LA. Going through this new stage of life. Wrote that new album. It was like new me. Quite relatable. Usually when you have a big breakup, you emerge as a new butterfly. Totally.

And look, if this is what it takes for her to stay happy physically and mentally, then more power to her. But it's not relatable, the amount that she has to – I don't know if she has to exercise as much or if she has – you know when you know people who have just clearly got an exercise addiction? A hundred percent. Yeah. I'm not saying she does, but Adele, it's been revealed,

works out three times a day. Three times a day? Even people doing 75 hard aren't doing three times a day. No, they're doing 245 minutes. That's it. And one of those can just be a walk. How, like, but I mean, I could exercise three times a day and I could exercise for five minutes at a time. Yeah, it's not that.

She usually does a weights session in the morning. Okay. She'll do a walk or hike in the afternoon. Yep. And then in the evening she'll do cardio. That's just excessive. Too much. Like get on the spin cycle or something like that.

You lost me at hike. But she lives in Los Angeles. It's a great place to go out in the afternoons. What a boring existence. If you're not recording an album, then I guess you don't have any work to do. You don't have to cook for yourself. Don't have to cook for yourself.

Don't have to do your own laundry. This is where it's not relatable, eh? That meme that was really popular about 10 years ago and it was like, you have the same number of hours in your day as Beyonce. No, I don't. No, we don't. Because Beyonce doesn't have to do an hour of housework.

She doesn't have to wipe her own bum. She doesn't have to do an hour and a half of cooking. She doesn't have to do, she doesn't. There's no way that you have the same amount of time in your day as Beyonce. No way. Or Adele, for that matter. Yeah, they're uber famous, have people doing everything. Waits in the morning, hike or walk in the afternoon.

I'd rather. Cardio at night. I'd rather be a bit overweight. I'll be honest. I will be honest and I am the type of person, I will sing it from the rooftops. I'd rather be like, you know, just me, be healthy, like fit in some exercise here and there where I can,

be healthy, but I don't need to have a six-pack or look like that if it's going to take that much exercise. Well, it sounds exhausting, and it would be exhausting to someone like me and you, but do you think that's the thing where people go, once you get really fit, it actually energises you? Do you reckon it's – I have not experienced that ever in my lifetime, can I say? I'm tired all the time at the moment.

Why do you think I've started drinking coffee again? When I work out, I'm exhausted. Once a day. Once a day. Once a week. Once a week. Working out once a day. If you're working out once a day, five times a week, good on you.

Because I think that's even an achievement. That's a huge achievement. No shade. But how many times a week do you think you are working out at the moment? At the moment, three times. Three times? But, oh, no, does a walk count? Yeah.

Is it like a brisk walk? Yeah. Yeah? Is it like 30 minutes or more? Like 45 to an hour because I'm walking my dogs So is that every day? No, I want to say probably three times a week as well Okay, so that's six workouts Adele does 15 more workouts than you a week

Oh, she can have them She looks hot AF, she can have them. She looks hot AF, but she can have it. Can we talk to people who exercise a lot, a lot? Like do you get feedback from people who are like, bro, chill out? That's enough. Yeah, you're doing too much. I told you recently I worked with someone and she told me that she worked out four hours a day four hours a day when she told me

i had to clarify with her like five times yeah that she had said four hours a day 25 percent do you have a job it's not 25 anyway like do you have a job like? What else are you doing? Like four hours. Four hours a day. Do you talk to anyone? Who out there is hairy hard out when it comes to exercise? No judgment. We've just got questions. I want to know how you have enough energy for it, how you fit it into your day.

And what do you look like? What do you look like? Why did you get into it? Did you want to lose a crazy amount of weight and then you just kept going? Do you have any form of a social life? Like I really would like to know. Are you constantly on caffeine and pre-workout

supplements? How does it work? Do you work out a lot? And what's your secret? Oh, $800 at M. Or text us on 9696. Someone text us. They said I'd rather die on the couch with a Tim Tam in my mouth than at the gym with a carrot up my bum. Is that where gym people are sticking the carrot? I think so.

Is that the secret? They love the carrots at the gym. You had a carrot today. I did have a carrot. I didn't see you put it in your mouth though. Adele has revealed that she works out three times a day. Every day. She does weights in the morning. She does a three times a day, every day. She does weights in the morning.

She does a walk or a hike during the day. And then she does cardio in the evenings. No, thanks. Three workouts a day. So we want to know, is that you? Are you a hairy hard out, hardcore when it comes to working out? And we've got a call from Jo. Hey, Jo. Hi, Jo.

Hey, good afternoon, you guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Now, Jo, we've heard from our producers you're a call from Jo. Hey, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hey, good afternoon, you guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Now, Jo, we've heard from our producers you're a bodybuilder. Yeah, so I was a competitive bodybuilder for about two and a half years. Okay. Yep, very extreme. And how much does a competitive bodybuilder have to work out?

Yes, well, I guess the most important thing to share is having a professional base around you, so be it a nutritionist, a personal trainer, not just watching YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, that's responsible. Yeah, but give us the juice, Jo. Yeah, so it's actually not as much as you think because it's all calorie deficit,

making sure you're eating the right thing. So probably three to five times a week, you'd do a 45-minute to an hour weighted workout session. Yeah. And then maybe, yeah, five to six times a week, like a brisk 45 to an hour a minute walk. This is sounding like a lot of time, Jo. It is a lot of time to type your meal prep.

And, yeah, it's about going to the pub for a nice, nice meal and greasy chips. Yeah, but no one looks at a bodybuilder and goes, oh, that looks easy, you know? Yeah, that looks like it didn't take any time. To be honest, 12 workouts a week, I reckon that's less than what I expected a bodybuilder to be doing. Yeah, it is.

And so, yeah, just do it under the guise of, like, a professional nutritionist if you're looking for it. Oh, don't worry, Jo, we're not going just do it under the guise of like a professional nutritionist if you're looking forward to it. Don't worry, Jo, we're not going to do it. Don't worry. I totally think that everyone should give it a go. It's a good testament to discipline. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's a good challenge. Totally. Totally, I get that. Discipline I do not have. You know, like I'm all for people. Like I think it's amazing when I see people that do that. Like I'm kind of like, how do you do it? Because I could never.

Grant's here. Hi, Grant. Hi, Grant. Do you work out a lot, Grant? Well, yeah, get myself involved in doing triathlons. So that's quite a big schedule. Okay, how much does a triathlete work out? Well, I do three swims, three bikes, and three runs per week.

Per week, and how long is each of those? Is that like an hour for each of the sessions? Yeah, well, before work I can only fit an hour in, so that's my swim in the morning, and then basically it's up to two hours for a run in the same day, but after work. And then in my lunch break, it's doing stretches and light exercises. There's lunch break workouts too,

Grant? Mate, what is the rig looking like at the moment, Grant? Triathletes are lean, eh? Ah, yeah, I'm struggling to put on weight at the moment, actually. I bet I know why, Grant. There's a sentence I've never said, Grant. I dropped about 4kg in 11 hours in the Ironman.

Okay, Grant, now you're just showing off. I'm working out nine times a week and I just can't seem to put on any weight. It's weird. The weight just drops off me. Someone texted and said I go to the gym for two hours a day and then I play pickleball for two hours a day. Four to six days a week. Wow. And then I party on the

weekends guilt free. Oh, I don't mind that. Yeah. I don't mind that but it sounds like a lot of ground work you have to do. Someone texted through, listen to this schedule. They said I get up at 4.10am every day and go to the gym. I arrive at 4.30, do weights until 5.40, then do 40 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes of stretching, and I'm good for the day. I'm a mother of three. We have two businesses, and this is my time for my mental health to fill my cup. If I didn't go at this time, I wouldn't go.

That woman is incredible. Yeah. And I get it. I get it. That's the only time you can carve out for yourself. I always want to know with those people, what time do you go to bed? If you could text us back, for someone who gets up at 4.10 to work out every morning, what's your bedtime?

Stuff the movies. That's the real Wonder Woman right there on the text machine. That's incredible. Finally, Sarah, your ex was a bit of a hard out when it came to exercise. How much are we talking? Oh, we're talking about, sorry, about two to three hours in the morning and two

and three hours in the afternoon. Sarah! Up to six hours a day of exercising. Yeah. Did he have any time for you? I'm not even kidding. Not even kidding. Do you reckon he had a problem? Oh absolutely So yeah

Because we ended up breaking up over this I never got to see him Yeah I bet you wouldn't know He started off Like his natural build is very very lanky Very tiny And he got cracked for it For all of his life

And you know what I'm going Yeah So he just got bigger and bigger and bigger and he just couldn't stop. And we're in 2024 and he looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger gone wrong. Wow.

To be honest. Oh, the poor guy. It's a form of body, well, it's body dysmorphia. 100% is. Poor bugger. I'm sorry to hear that, Sarah, but I could not stay with someone who worked out six days, six hours a week either. No, we had a newborn as well. Oh to hear that, Sarah, but I could not stay with someone who worked out six days, six hours a week either.

We had a newborn as well, so I was like, yeah, and it was hard. So it was just gym work. He's like, we've got to get that baby in the gym. We've got to get that baby in the gym ASAP. He's trying. He's like, you need to be strong like your dad. I'm like, no. He goes to the gym. He's like, have you guys thought

about putting a big crèche next to the weights? Can we get a scoop of protein thought about putting a big creche next to the weights? Can we get a scoop of protein in that breast milk? We've got to bulk it up. Get some mascarina in there. That's not great. We joke, but whatever you're doing, hopefully you are happy and healthy. I think everything in moderation is a good thing,

and six hours a day is not moderation. I don't have time for anything else. No. Next on the show, speaking of working out, Brie and I are going to drink two raw eggs. Why? And that's not a joke. Well, I've never done it before, and Clint said he wants to do it again.

It's not even related to what we were talking about before. At all. Brie and Clint. Hey, guys, it's Claude. Sorry to interrupt. I just need to put a warning on this podcast. Yeah, I'm here too. It's Brie. My name's Brie and that's Claude.

Hi, I'm Claude and that was Brie. You definitely need to put a warning. Yeah, if you guys don't like the sound of other people throwing up, this is probably not for you. So maybe skip ahead about four minutes. Good idea. You're so thoughtful Claude. So thoughtful. Something was said on the show yesterday.

I think it was me that suggested it, actually. You're going to get on the chicken, though. Maybe I'll just start drinking raw eggs. Well, I mean, you could cook them. It's the same. But yeah, you could do them raw. Yeah, but just to save time. Is there a power move to drink a raw egg in front of someone?

Yeah. Can we organise some raw eggs? I'm going to attempt to... How many? To drink some raw eggs. Just one each. All right. Why did I say each? I don't want to be a part of this

No you agreed You've done it before Okay I've never Ever in my life I think I just said I've done it I don't actually remember ever doing it Well I know that I haven't

Because I could not think of anything worse But you know In your Fitspo era You've got to try and drink raw eggs. And that's a good enough reason for me. Okay. So we have in our hot little hands some raw eggs. I've gone for a room temperature egg. It's quite hard to say.

Raw egg. Raw eggs. Raw eggs. Yeah, I've gone room temperature. I've gone fridge. Refrigerated. Yeah. As if it's going to make any difference. But... I don't know what to expect

here. Do you have a vomit container? I've got a Tupperware container, just in case. I'm actually quite concerned it's going to come back up, so I'm actually just going to take my jersey off. I know mine's going to come back up. I'm going to wear that later.

Wait, we need to talk about what you're wearing under your jumper. A singlet. You're wearing a singlet under your jumper. I just wasn't expecting it. What did you think I was going to be wearing under there? A T-shirt? Oh. I don't think I've ever seen you in a singlet.

Quite fitting, actually, for this video. Hold on, wait, no, hold on. Sorry. Well, now I feel self-conscious like I should put my jersey back on. No, no, no, it looks good. I just, I need to come to the table. Oh, I wasn't trying to get the guns out, I just don't want to vomit on my knitted sweatshirt. I just want to get my guns out. Because if we look

cool doing this. Alright, let's get this over with, okay? Okay. Are you ready? We need to crack the egg. Crack the eggs in. Luckily, very kindly, they're quite small eggs. Mine looks all wrinkly. I think the key is to not think about it.

Mine looks like a ball sack. Look. I think the key is to not think about it and just go straight down the hatch. I'm just going to bring my vomit container. I don't have the strongest

of stomachs. Okay, cheers. Oh, no. I don't know if I can do it. Why are we doing this? Okay. God, people will be judging us right now that do this every morning. It's not a big deal.

Do you know why we're really doing this? Why? TikTok views. 100%. If this video flops, if I drink a raw egg and this video flops. That's why we are slaves to the views. All right. Oh, no, wait. I need to mentally prepare myself. I don't even know what I've gotten myself into. That's why we are slaves to the views Alright Oh no wait

I need to mentally prepare myself I don't even know what I've gotten myself into It's one raw egg It's one raw egg People do it all the time It's not a big deal It's safe It's not a big deal

It's just a It's the same as a cooked egg It's just cold Yep Yeah exactly Exactly It's going to taste the same as a cooked egg, it's just cold. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's going to taste the same. It's going to taste the same. It tastes the same.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. Three, two, one. Let's go. I tried. Oh, I threw it up straight away.

Oh, my God, I threw it up straight away. Oh, it's still in my mouth. Why do I need water in here? I'm still gagging. It's worse than you ever thought. I vomited on the ground. That's going to make me

vomit. You're an animal. You're an animal. I dare you to try and lick it up off the ground. Do you want this one I spat back into this jar? The yolk's still intact. All right, like and subscribe.

It's Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. It's time to play Google Downs. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Downs. Punk. Text through the name of either Clint or producer Claudia to 9696.

If you back the correct one, we'll hook you up with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yeah, we'll pick one person with the right text to win that. We will call you back and give you the KFC. This is how it works. I've put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the first person to correctly yell out the answer. If it is you, I'll award you a point. If you're wrong, then you're out of that round.

First to three wins. Oh, it's a showdown today because producer Ella has gone to the airport to pick up Mama Di. Yeah. Yeah. And hold up an OnlyFans sign. She's dead weight. It's just the big dogs up against each other today.

I feel confident. You probably should. You do have a good track record. Yeah. And I didn't just have to eat an egg. Oh, yeah. I'm quite queasy after that egg, to be honest. Yeah, I don't feel great.

I figured out I spewed up the egg white and kept down the yolk. Where did it go? It's in me. Is it still in one little circle or is it popped? You're going to be pregnant with a baby chick. I'm like man. You're going to lay a chicken. I'm man ta ta.

That's a good one. Alrighty. Are you ready to play? I'm ready. I'm ready. Man ta ta. Question number one. How heavy was the Titanic?

I'm looking for tons. 52,310 tons. I'll receive that tonnes. 52,310 tonnes. I'll receive that answer and give it a big tick. Hell yeah. 52,000 tonnes. Tons, technically, but yeah, sure.

She wanted tonnes, though. I wanted tonnes. There's a difference between a tonne and a tonne, isn't there? They just pronounce the same. I think it's the same, isn't it? Is that a Google Down question?

No, I just want to wait to see. 2,000 pounds is a tonne, while 1,000 kgs is a tonne. Isn't that interesting? English is weird. Not really. Okay, carry on then. Isn't that interesting? Not really. Okay, carry on then. Isn't that interesting?

Not really. No, not really. Okay, question number two. One to Claudia. What is Katy Perry's net worth? $340 million. God, Claudia's on fire. Are you still there, Clint?

God, I got Denny Kirkpatrick's estimated net worth. How is that even close to Katy Perry? I was so far behind, I just googled KP. Oh, I mean, worth a try. Worth a try. Okay. Claudia could clean sweep it right here. It's a fun game. Question for you.

I'll bet it is for you. Question number three. How many seasons were there of outrageousrageous Fortune? Six. God, Claudia has clean-sweeped it. I should have just guessed. I didn't have a chance. I should have just guessed.

You probably would have got it too. What a boring game. Claudia is taunting you from over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just felt too easy. I felt very alone out there. All right, we will call someone back on the text machine who texted Claudia to 9696.

I feel like she was trying to give you a chance as well, which is even... Had the answer and I just stared at it for a little bit. Unless I had that hot ton versus ton information in there. You know, that was value add. I think all would have been lost for you, but you saved it with that really interesting fact. One of us is full of raw ego, okay?

And it ain't me. I need a bathroom break. See you soon. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16.

And we're going to do three of them. Pick our favourite one. Lauren is here, and it is Lauren's birthday today. do three of them. Pick our favourite one. Lauren is here and it is Lauren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Lauren. Happy birthday, mate. Thank you, Gary. Have you had a good day? Yeah, pretty good day. We're just on our way out to get dinner. Oh, lovely.

You getting your favourite? Uh, yeah, sort of. What do you mean, Lauren? How is it your birthday and you're not going to your favourite dinner spot? Well, we've got all the kids as well. You have to kind of pick your battle for what the kids will eat as well. The kids will get what they're given, Lauren, on your birthday.

I'll sort them out for you. This one's all for you, Loz. What's your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger. So what year are we talking, Lauren? It's 1992. Alright, that means you were 16 back in 2008.

And on this day in 2008, this was at the top. Banger. From the movie Disturbia, that's Rihanna Disturbia. Do you like it, Lauren? I really do. I really love it. My boyfriend actually says that Rihanna's his girlfriend.

Oh, really? I can see why. Rihanna's the full package. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Jonathan's birthday banger. G'day, Jonathan. Hello, Jono. G'day.

How's your day been, mate? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. Not too bad. Good to hear. Jono, what is your date of birth? June 12, 2002. All right.

That means you were 16 in 2018. And we've turned back the clock, and this was at the top. One kiss is all it takes. Falling in love with me. Possibilities. I look like all you need. was at the top. Banger from Calvin Harris and Dua Lipa, One Kiss. Stone Cold Banger.

What do you think, Jono? Absolute banger. How on earth did that song come out six years ago? Yeah, it feels like it came out yesterday. That's wild.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Renee. G'day, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. Hey. Whereabouts in the country are you calling from?

Napier. Oh, lovely. How are things in Napier? They're good. They're better than they were a while ago. Good to hear. Yeah, good to hear. We need to go back and visit that prison.

That's the reason you want to go back to Napier? Yeah. To go to the abandoned prison? They're actually closing it, so if you want to go, you should go now. You're kidding, Renee. Clint and I tried to stay the night there once, and we couldn't do it. It was too creepy. They have escape rooms and things, so they do.

Do they? Brie chickened out. We had to go home. Oh, excuse me. It was you. Let's do your birthday banger. Renee, what's your date of birth? I'm the old one.

So 17th of November, 1983. All right, Renee. You were 16 in 1999. And Renee, this is your birthday banger. Oh, it's a classic. I was 65. Remixed recently. Oh, yeah, by's a classic. 5 for 65. Remixed recently. Oh, yeah, by David Guetta.

That was a banger, too. Do you like it, Renee? I do. My friends, we used to all say, I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy, so... I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy. I love it. I love the more... Mine would be more, I'm in need of a guy. I'm in need of a guy. I love it.

I love the more. Mine would be more. I'm in need of a pie. Need a V and a pie. Need a V and a pie. I'm voting Rihanna Disturbia. I'm voting Calvin Harris, One Kiss. Split vote.

Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? I feel like I agree that Rihanna is girlfriend, so I think I'm going with Disturbia. Rihanna is girlfriend. It's Lauren's birthday, and you just won Birthday Banger today? I feel like I agree that Rihanna is girlfriend, so I think I'm going with Dystopia. Rihanna is girlfriend. It's Lauren's birthday and you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Have a good dinner, mate.

Thanks for calling. Thanks, Lauren. Bye. And you're all wrong. Rihanna is mother. Mummy. She's a hot mama too. Brian Clint, you're on ZM.

ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger for Lauren, who's on her way to her birthday dinner right now, is Rihanna Disturbia, number one on this exact day in the year 2008. When are we getting new Rihanna music? Right, when are we getting? Come on. Bree and Clint.

News out today that Eden Park, the stadium, is releasing its own fragrance, like a perfume that you can wear. Yeah, interesting. So you can smell like Eden Park. It's called Number One. Number One by Eden Park. Yeah, like wheeze. Oh. Like going number one.

Is it really? Or number one like number one field or number one stadium in the country maybe. I don't know. It's just called Eden Park number one. They need to clarify number one. We need to clarify why they're making perfumes, but that's okay. Let's go with it.

But I mean, it would be awesome, their next follow-up perfume if it was No. 2s. Well, they actually, turns out this is their second perfume. Is it? And they have another one. Unfortunately, not called No. 2s. It's called Garden of Eden. Okay. I imagine that these perfumes smell like grass.

Yeah, freshly cut grass. Freshly cut grass or like... That'd be nice. Liniment, like deep heat from the changing rooms maybe or... I don't know. I'm trying to think what the smell of Eden Park is. To me, the smell of Eden Park is... It's grass.

Grass and concrete. Yeah, grass. Because that's essentially what that stadium is. I love Eden Park, by the way. It's my favourite stadium to go and watch rugby. But do I want to smell like it? Not necessarily. It's $170 a bottle for Eden Park, by the way. It's my favourite stadium to go and watch rugby. But do I want to smell like it? Not necessarily. It's $170 a bottle for Eden Park perfume.

Jeez, not cheap. So it's not like a... It must be nice. It must be. It's got to be nice. Remember last year K-Road released a fragrance? I wanted that fragrance so bad. K-Road in Auckland,

which I imagine smelled like kebabs, shisha and vomit. All my favourite things. The best scents. If you could smell like a place, Brie Thomas L, what would it be? Like for me, if I could smell like somewhere, I would like to smell like the laundry at your home when the sheets are in the dryer. Oh, that does smell good.

Either that or KFC just before they open at like quarter to 11 in the morning when the chicken is hot and fresh for the day and ready to go. I'd like to smell either of those things. Both amazing ones. I think right now in my current kind of state of mind, I'd love to smell like the Warriors change room up the wars. Do you reckon it smells good in there? Yep.

It smells like winners. Smells like victory. Smells like victory. Smells like a bunch of winners. Yeah. It smells a lot like BO as well. A lot like BO, but that's a winning smell. Bottle that up.

I'll buy it every day of the week. Claudia, if you can smell like a place, what are you smelling like? A scent that reminds me of my childhood, the Westwave Pool. What would you call that? Chlorine number three. Oh, that'd be nice. A lot of chlorine. Davidoff's chlorine water.

I've spent a lot of time in West Wave in particular, and I can tell you. It just stings the eyeballs. A lot of chlorine. They need a lot. Otherwise, I'm a big fan of a petrol station. Oh, me too. Yeah.

Controversial. Some people love it, some people hate it. I used to work there. I loved it. You wouldn't even have to, like, make up a, you know, get into the perfumery and make up a scent. Put a little dab on your neck. You literally put gasoline into a bottle.

Yeah, but with the price of fuel, I reckon that's more expensive than the end part. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. Bree and Clint. And that is the end of the show. We've got to get out of here. G'day, mate.

Your parents are in the country. Are you taking them out for a special dinner tonight? Nah, they'll be tired. They'll be travelling. Fishing chips? Yeah, no, I've got some leftover lasagna I might feed them. I'm not that goddamn lasagna. The lasagna lives on.

It's made everyone sick. Yeah, it's because you put more than a kilo of cheese in it. That's exactly why. I kind of want to try it. You kind of want to? It's three different types of cheese. It's exactly why. I kind of want to try it. It's three different types of cheese. It's a steep slope. Slippery slope? Not a steep one. I reckon it's a cheesy slope.

That's what makes it slippery. It's only slippery because it's covered in bechamel sauce. I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bolognese. I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bechamel. I'm making Tommy lasagna, bitch. You're singing the lasagna song? Have a great night, everybody,

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