ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th August 2021

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Alright. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast, where if you don't live in New Zealand, you won't be aware of the fact that about an hour ago, we went back into lockdown. New Zealand has gone into a level four lockdown, so coming to you live from that, I guess, you know?

Yep. And if you're listening to us in lockdown at the moment, help. What's your advice? What's up? Yeah, what's up? It's been a while. What's for dinner?

We're back in here with you. Are you guys going to get takeaways? I know that we're not. No. No, I know what you're saying. Bree was talking about it before. Because you don't. Nah, it's not last time.

With Delta, it's like not, you know. I missed out on getting Domino's because I really wanted pizza as my last meal. And I missed out and I thought about it for six weeks. I love the phrasing of last meal as well. It's like a death row meal. You're like, this is my last takeaways. I'm going to get four things. I think pizza's a great option because you can order it

and they can just leave it at the door. Well, they can leave anything at the door. Yeah, that's true. Anything you want, Uber Eats will leave it at your door. I think they do it since the last lockdown so you can have the option of just leaving it at the door. I still do it now just to be safe and to keep the Uber drivers safe as well.

So they don't have to come into contact with me. Plus you don't have to put pants on. Yeah, well, I don't usually put pants on. The Domino's ones, they do the little step ladder. Do you guys have that? Have you never had that before? Step ladder? Our one used to always, he brought a step ladder

like a mini one and he'd put it like three metres away from the door then leave the pizza. Oh my god, so he didn't have to put your pizza on the ground. Yeah, and then you would come out. Did you guys not have this? I thought this was like a dominoes thing. That's so cute. And you would go out to the stepladder and grab it and then he would wait for you.

Emerge from the bushes and retrieve his stepladder. Yeah, yeah. That's so random. I've never experienced that. It's not so random that we haven't experienced it, it's so random that you have. He was a cutie, yeah, that nice guy. Yeah, I think he's going the extra mile for you. I don't think that's a Domino's guarantee. Or legend.

Do you play the game on the Domino's delivery stage? No, I didn't actually know about the game until you played it the other day. And didn't you win the game? I always play the game. But you won it too, didn't you? I always, if you get a delivery from Domino's, you can pay, I think it's an extra $3.

And if they don't get it to you in 20 minutes or less, then you get a voucher. That's unreal. I always do it. Do you always get a voucher? No, no, no. No, no, no. A lot of the time they win.

Sometimes I win. Yes. But you win because you get it earlier. But it's not about winning, Stage. It's about playing the game. That's true. That's true. Isn't it mental that we live in a world where from your phone

you can have a hot cooked meal delivered to your house in 20 minutes? That is pretty true. That's mental. They've got to cook that thing and then they've got to get it to you. I mean, stuff that go into space stuff, you can get a meal from this. What good is space to me? To your house yeah right okay well um get ready for some lockdown shows this will be the last

non-lockdown show for about a week anyway the new zealand announcement is seven days for where we live so five shows have we ever done like a sting like a we'll bring clintint will keep you locked down locked down that could be like an intro you work on you work on that you do make that your special project intro yeah brie and clint locked down just from experience singing stings a lot harder than normal stings no like oh yeah that makes sense anyways No no I like where you're going with it I like the passion Thanks guys

Oh that is such Sounds so good I'm not alone Well this is your passion project You know what you have till the end of lockdown to give us this thing Yeah Can I not make it like editing audio Or does it have to be me?

No, do both. Sweet. You guys can do that. Just make it. Okay, let's rip into the podcast, everybody. Stay safe. Enjoy the podcast. We'll be back tomorrow.

Don't worry. Talk to you then. Bye. Bye. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hey, kia ora everybody. Feels like Groundhog Day, doesn't it? Does it? Little bit.

Why? The COVID case again. We were sitting here waiting for a press conference. It's quite full on. It's all come about in the last hour or so. Yeah, if you missed it, there is a case in the community in Auckland. They don't know where it came from yet. There's no links to the border.

There's a meeting. There's not even a time for a press conference yet or any talk about lockdown, but there is a case out there and confirmed. So social distancing and masks are back on the table. We will bring you any information as it comes to light on the show. If you are following that, we will update you throughout the afternoon. Yeah, totally.

On that story. Of course. And if there's a press conference, we'll try and take that live as well. But yeah. Hope you've been checking in. Hope you've been using the app. Yeah.

Well, I have. I definitely have. Have you? Yeah, I always use it. That's good. I've been using the app Yeah Well I have I definitely have Have you? Yeah I always use it That's good I've been pretty lax with it To be fair I think everybody

Has sort of slipped off a little bit I think I do it at the big ones Like if I go to the supermarket Always check in If I go to like places Where I know You know Like those ones

I'm always pretty good about Yeah There's definitely a real False sense of security Thing that's been floating around For a bit But this will It'll go straight back up there security thing that's been floating around for a bit, but it'll go straight back up there.

That's huge news, but you didn't even cover off the other big news. Other big news. The coffee machine that's back in the office today. Oh, we've got a coffee machine at work. Yeah. Yeah, that's the other big news here. Big news. God, coffee machine today, and then if we go into lockdown, they're going to have to close the new coffee machine.

I know, devastated. You know, when I first started working here, this is before you were working here. I'd worked here for a bit before you. And my mum came to visit. Yeah. And I don't drink coffee. So I'd never bought coffee from the work coffee machine, which is cheaper. But I thought that it was free.

And how were they charging you for it? Oh, you weren't buying them. So I wasn't buying them. Oh, I thought you were going to say they were all racking up on your bill. But I thought it was free. And how were they charging you for it? Oh, you weren't buying them. So I wasn't buying them. Oh, I thought you were going to say they were all wrecking up on your bill. But I thought it was free. And then when my mum came over, who she's a massive fan of coffee, I was like, every day that she was in, I was like, mum, you want a coffee? Yeah.

It's free. And the poor coffee girl obviously felt real awkward. Oh, and didn't say anything. Didn't say anything. And then as soon as my mum had left, like, as soon as she saw me without my mum, she was like... You owe me like $400 for coffee. You owe me like $28 for all those coffees

you got your mum. Today on the show we'll give you another free ride. We'll pay a bill for you at 5 o'clock today if you can get through when you hear the activator. But we'll start with Tradiverse Lady. $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC if you want to play. Call now 0800 DIAL ZM and see if you can pick up that 50 bucks for a Tuesday.

Here's 660 on ZM. Bree and Clint. I'm just walking down these city lines. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. The ladies picking up a win yesterday, sitting on 66 for the year. The tradies right behind them at 64.

Hot on the heels. Let's meet our ladies and tradies today. Our lady first is from Mutamata. She's 32 and she cut her thumb off with a tractor when she was three years old. I mean, what was she farming as a three-year-old? Welcome to the show, Katie. Jeez, that's a story, Katie. Hello.

Hello, Katie. Jeez, that's a story, Katie. Hello. Hello, yes. Are you... Parents are dairy farmers and I put my thumb where they told me not to. Yeah, they'll do it. But you used to, because when I was a kid, we obviously had a heap of tractors on our apple farm. Did you used to sit on the thing that sat over the wheel of the tractor? Very unsafe for a kid.

Yeah, the bucket. The bucket at the front of the tractor. Very unsafe for a kid. Yeah, the bucket. The bucket at the front of the tractor. Yeah, that's exactly... That was my favourite spot. That's exactly where we sat. Yeah. Jeez, you guys are lucky to have three thumbs between you, to be honest.

You'll be taking on our tradie today. He's from Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Wellington. He's 25 years old and he's a chippy. Welcome to the show, Mike. G'day, Mike. G'day, how's it going? Not bad. How's your Tuesday?

Pretty wet down in Welly today. Yeah, same here where we are, Mike, too. You got all your fingers and thumbs, Mike? Yeah, fortunately. Yeah, right, you're one up on Katie. Okay, here we go. Katie, your buzzer is lady. Mike, your buzzer is tradie.

First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC. Here we go. Question number one. What is the 13th letter of the alphabet? Tradie. Yes, Mike. L.

Katie, you want to have a guess? M. It is M. Nice work. She had a slight advantage there. But that's good. Good, yeah. All right, one to the ladies.

Question number two. Is the character Thor from the Marvel or DC universe? Lady. Yes, Katie. Marvel. It is Marvel. Played by Chris Hemsworth, one of the best-looking men on the planet. Who's that?

Two to the... You know. Never heard of him. Two to the ladies. Question number three. Tell me who sings this song. Ladies in. Kelly Clarkson.

Oh, my God. Tell you what, you didn't need the thumb because you blitzed it. Oh, my God. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Tell you what, you didn't need the thumb because you blitzed it. Well done, Katie. We got 50 bucks cash coming your way. Sorry, Mike, didn't stand a chance today. Sorry, Mike. No, no, no.

That was a whoopin'. You were onto it, Katie. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about lost pets for a second. I got an Instagram DM from someone who lives near me. I don't know the person, but we just, you know, it's got neighbourhood vibes going on. From the community page?

Probably from the community page. Yeah. Or she's seen me walking around with a baby strapped to my chest for the last two years. And she sent me a picture of her missing cat, Ruby, because her cat had gone missing. There's so many missing cats at my vet. Like, you know how they have a missing pet wall?

Oh, I thought the cats were at the vet. No, there's so many... I was like, good meeting point, guys. Yeah, there's so many pictures of missing cats because obviously cats love to explore. Don't they just? And sometimes they forget we're homeless. Too much catnip.

They get disoriented. A great place to take them, by the way, because the vet can scan the microchip forget. We're homeless. Too much catnip. They get disorientated. A great place to take them, by the way, because the vet can scan the microchip and then see the address and then slap a courier label on the cat, pop the cat in the mailbox and three days later the cat's home. I don't think you can mail cats. Can't you?

I don't think so. Female cats? No. I think that's illegal as well. Ruby. I'll talk to you about Ruby for a second. Actually, Ben, can you throw Ruby's picture up? So this was on the 10th of August. She said, hey, I know you walk around near our place. Can you please keep your eyes peeled for Ruby?

I always worry if my cats went missing, do I have enough photos of them that look exactly like them for the wanted poster, you know? I've got lots of photos where they're posing and stuff, but no one wants a comedy photo. You need like a mug shot of your cat if you want to get it found. Yeah, the hard part about finding photos to post if you lose your pet is that there's a lot of other animals that look the same as them.

Yeah, like this is a ginger cat. You know, like if you went missing, pretty recognisable. You don't really look like anyone else unless you've got a twin. Whereas pets, like a ginger cat, a lot of other ginger cats. Good point. The ginger cats in West Auckland might have been getting scooped up and taken around to this house and going, is this Ruby? And even the owners going, you know what, I'm not sure.

You joke, but that happens, I reckon. Really? Yeah. So she went missing on the 10th. I got the message on the 12th. So she'd already been missing for two nights. Last night I got a message on the 12th So she'd already been missing for two nights Last night I got a message on the 15th Ruby had just come home

She just walked in the door Had some biscuits And then went to sleep And the owners were like Where the bloody hell have you been? Getting pregnant You reckon? Yeah

You reckon Ruby's That's where she was You reckon Ruby's had a five day Anytime our cats would go missing When we were younger, my mum would go, Mum, Lolly's gone missing.

She's never coming back. And my mum would be like, I have a feeling Lolly will be back in a couple of days. With some friends. And she will be pregnant. How many days

when your pet goes missing before you like internally give up hope of them ever coming back? Because my cat went missing for half a night once and I was like, she's dead. She's not coming back. of them ever coming back. Because my cat went missing for half a night once and I was like, she's dead. She's not coming back.

She's never coming back. I'll give them a little bit more credit than that. No, but you freak out. Well, I think, you know, it's hard, especially when you live in such a populated area because there is such a high chance they can get hit by a car. That's like the first thing you'd think of if they don't come back.

But I mean, you know, I don't know, half a night I wouldn't be. No, I know, we overreacted. Yeah. But five nights, you've probably given up. You reckon you've given up a bit of hope? Absolutely. If they don't come, like it depends on their behaviour. Like if it's normal for them to not come home at night,

then that's different. You know, whereas some animals, they always are there. This is very grim. And if your pet's missing at the moment, maybe we can give you some hope. I want to take some calls this afternoon on pets that went missing for ages and then just came back or just showed up or was found by somebody or returned to the vet. And you'd basically all but given up hope of this cat or dog coming back to you.

And then, boom, your animal came back. Or a bird. Maybe your bird flew home after a few months. Yeah, see, that one I'm going to find hard to believe. How are you going to prove it was your bird? Yeah, I mean, how do you prove that? All birds look the same. My mum lost her cat for a year and a half and it came back.

Really? Yeah. All right, where are those calls? 0800 dials at M. We want to know how long your pet was missing. Bree and Clint. How long did yours go missing for? I was talking about my neighbour whose cat was missing for five nights

and it came back. It just walked in and was like, yo, how you guys been? Like nothing had happened. Was it a boy cat or a girl cat? Girl cat, Ruby. Someone texted in and said, bro, after five nights, I've already got a new pet. Yeah, that text made me giggle.

A little bit savage. Like that lotto ad where the dog jumps overboard and then he comes home with the winning lotto ticket and the cat's taken over the house. That's what the cat would think. Like, oh, you replaced me already? Is that how it is? Okay, sweet.

I'll just leave then. You snooze, you lose. We want to know, how long was your pet missing for? Give some people some hope this afternoon. Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. What type of pet was it? It was a cat. Okay. How long did it go missing for? Three weeks. Three weeks. That's a fair amount of time.

You would have given up hope, surely. Yeah, pretty much. But you're still looking everywhere. That's the horrible bit about a pet going missing, eh? You're looking in gutters. You're looking all over the place, hoping to spot the animal. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Do you have any idea where it had been for three weeks?

It's very hard to ask the cat, but were there any telltale signs? He was making a journey home because we had been, we'd gone away on holiday and packed the boat up and I think the cat packed himself as well. He was in the boat while you were driving away? Yep. Oh my god. He must have jumped out of the traffic lights or something.

Yeah, our first stop was probably about 15 to 20 k's away from the house. Your cat did a half marathon. Yeah, I think he jumped out there and made its way home. Well, glad he came back to you. Someone on the text machine said,

my dog went missing for six months. It was then found by the pound because of complaints of his barking. Then smile, laugh emoji. They scanned him and called me. Turns out after he was stolen from our house, he was onsold to someone else. Best part about chipping your pets wow sometimes they can come back yeah wow great story uh george's here hi georgia hi this is about your nan's cat

that we're missing yes my nana's cat went missing for six years six years yeah that's a long time she got um the cat as a kitten and then just when they were going to leave to go to Matamata, it just turned up one day and they moved down to Matamata and they're all happy now. Wow. How did she know it was the same cat? It had a little collar with the name Toby on it. It still had the same collar on six years later? Yeah. Was it tight?

Pardon? Was the collar tight? No. Okay. Well the collar tight? No. Okay. Well, welcome back, Toby. Enjoy MetaMeta. Finally, Amber. Hi, Amber.

Hi, how are you going? Amber, what pet went missing? So it was our cat. So we were at a place for EQC repairs and the cashier gave her away to the wrong family. Oh. You're kidding. No. What do you mean?

How did they give your cat to the wrong family? Like, fair enough, the cattery has heaps of cats. They're dealing with heaps. The other family should know what their cat looks like. Yeah, yeah. So it was basically we had two cats in there, a black one and a black and white one. And it was after a long weekend,

and one of the guys happened to pop in. He was the partner and just grabbed the wrong black and white cat. Oh, my God. That is the most. Did you blast them? Like, what do you do? I would have, like, kicked off completely. Yeah, it was pretty horrific.

It was pretty awful. So, yeah, because, like I say, we were out of our heartbreak therapies anyway. So there was other traumatic stuff happening and things. How did you get the cat back? How did you get it back? So it was about over two and a bit years later, we got a phone call from a vet just on a random afternoon saying, we've got your cat, Luna. And we were like, we haven't had that cat in years.

That's crazy. Amber, did they, at the cattery, when they obviously figured out what they'd done, did they at least say to you, well, you can have your pick of the rest of the cats? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this Love Island stuff, we're eating it up at the moment.

Anything about the Islanders we want to know about? And the latest is the story on what they can and cannot wear inside the villa. Yes. Now, it's pretty typical to have these types of rules around clothing when you're doing a show like this. But here's the deal, right? So they're not allowed to wear anything that has a logo or a brand name. So if it has that, the producers can say,

you need to take that off immediately and we cannot see that at all and they make them redress. But they're also given set brands that they're allowed to wear inside the house. Like when they first get to Love Island, they are literally given like a selection of clothes from these specific designers that they can just wear and look hot in because those people are so hot. They don't really wear many clothes really.

Yeah, nah. Just a pair of boardies and a bikini really. Well, to be honest, Dean, I haven't seen any of the girls wear one, the same outfit twice and it's been eight weeks. So I'm like, where are they getting all these dresses from? Where are they keeping them all? It's crazy. They get given them.

Yeah, that makes total sense now because, I mean, who owns that many dresses? Bree's on the New Zealand version of Love Island. She's on Celebrity Treasure Island. Same thing. How does it work when you're on there? Is there someone who shows up with clothes for you? I most of the time just rotate one pair of shorts

and two different coloured T-shirts. Yeah, right. That's what I'm wearing. No logos, though. No logos. No logos.. That's what I'm wearing. No logos, though. No logos. No logos. We're the same as Love Island. Also, Dean's got a Love Island rig.

You can't see this through the radio, obviously, but Dean has what is affectionately known as a Love Island rig. If you were in there, Dean, you'd just have revolving budgie smugglers the whole time, wouldn't you? It would be a revolving door and some revolving budgie smugglers. Let me be clear on that. Hey-oh!

50 pairs of Argyle Grand. I'd just rock and beat a Speedo every day. Oh, my God. That's how I do it anyway. You would be turning heads left, right and centre. No one would know what to do. They'd be like, who is this delicious Australian man?

Let's make it happen. That's the latest on Love Island Fashion with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to liquid self-service laundromats, you can wash and dry duvets from $8 in under an hour. Just this morning, Live Nation, who put on concerts, they're the world's biggest live event company, and they do big shows in New Zealand like Rhythm and Vines

and they were doing the Benny tour that got postponed as well. They've come out and said that if you want to go to a Live Nation show this summer, you're going to need to have proof of being fully vaccinated to be allowed entry, or a test that shows that you are COVID negative that is like, I guess, like a day old or something like that if you want to go to the show.

So they're going to start cracking down on it. That's here in New Zealand if you want to go. Vaccination passport. Yeah. And it got me thinking, because I've had one jab. You haven't had your jab yet, right? No. Have you seen the vaccination passport?

No. I'll show you mine, because I've got it because I've got my stamp. This is it. That's the whole thing. It doesn't look super official, does it? No. More to the point, it doesn't look super durable. It's just a piece of cardboard.

Can you imagine you take this to one festival? It's going to be absolutely munted. It'll be destroyed. It'll go through the washing machine. Mud. They've got to offer you a lamination service or something, something to make these things more durable. Because you've seen people who have put their actual passport

through the washing machine before, right? That doesn't come up well and that thing's covered in plastic. They're waterproof now, aren't they? Are they? Some are. Oh, great idea. Yeah, they should be. Got to do something for this.

Keep it in a glad bag. If you lose it when you're in another country, guess what? Big deal. Pretty hard to do anything. Pretty big deal. Lately, we have been talking a lot about how weddings have caused drama. And we're becoming anti-wedding on this show. Look, I just feel like there's a few stories out recently,

which, you know, we talked about that story last week where the best man got kicked out of the wedding because he made a bad joke. Yeah, during the speech, during the best man got kicked out of the wedding because he made a bad joke. Yeah, during the speech, during the best man speech. During the speech. And there's just a few that float around and there's another one that's in the news at the moment and it's talking about this couple that sent out their wedding invites

and offended heaps of their relatives who are now boycotting the wedding. Oh, whoa. Okay, so it's caused a full family rift. Yeah, so they're like, you know, we're not impressed with this. Like, this has upset all of us. We're not coming to the wedding anymore. Right, okay. Look, I'm going to say my opinion up front straight away.

I've seen the invitation. Probably one of the best wedding invitations I've seen. Oh, you rate it. I feel like everyone needs to get over it. Yeah, so if a family member had sent you this invite, you wouldn't be boycotting the wedding? I'd look at it and go, this is going to be a bloody fun wedding. Okay, cool.

It's going to be a good time. Anyway, so they were offended by some of the stuff that is on the invite. So there is quite a lot of swear words on the invite. Maybe you should get the beep ready. Do we have a beep? Yeah, we've got a beep. We can give it a go. Live beeping's never been our forte, but we can give it a red hot f***ing crack.

So at the top of the invite list for this wedding, it said, f***, you need to know. Good, yeah. And then it said, dietary requirements. Eat what you're given, you... Oh, okay. Another one. Yeah.

Okay. It also said, no vegans allowed, no vegetarians allowed. No vegans allowed. It said, you'll be served what we want to eat on the night, which I think is a bit rough. That's probably one part that I thought was a bit rough. But, I mean, your wedding. I mean, it is their wedding.

They then go on to say wedding gifts. If you wanted to give us a wedding gift, a contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect. Which I think that's pretty standard. That's fairly standard, yeah. Pretty standard. Dress code they said wear whatever the **** you want. Go butt **** naked

for all we care. Yeah, right. Which I mean, yeah, sounds like a good time to me. They said under children children, leave your little at home. We want to get up. We'll turn you away. It's very standard to say no kids at the wedding. People are just usually a bit more polite about it. They're just saying it with a bit more colour.

A bit more gusto, yeah. It says, hotels, Google it yourself, you lazy ****. Taxis, see above. Parking, follow the **** directions we gave you. Questions, check the **** website. Wow, okay. Yeah, okay. I love it.

I'm obsessed. I think it's so funny. If you can't take that wedding invite with, because it's obviously a bit of a joke as well, right? Yeah, it's a lighthearted wedding invitation. Yeah, it's a really good way of sorting out people that you actually want at your wedding. Like if someone's going to take offence to that,

they're probably not going to enjoy the type of speeches that you'll have at your wedding too. So probably best that they do boycott your wedding and don't come. So it's said here that the guest who apparently put this on Reddit was the cousin of the bride, expressed their incredible distaste at the rude invitation, posting the image and calling it tacky along with the caption, my cousin sent this along with her wedding invitations.

I will not be attending. Yeah, right. Well, sharing someone else's wedding invitation on Reddit is pretty tacky as well. Yeah, well, that's true. Just don't go to the wedding. It's obviously not your cup of tea. Don't go to the wedding. It's like drama for no reason.

Like, it's just a bit of a joke. It's a bit of a laugh. To be honest, you're probably saving a bit of money on the table setting anyway. I agree with you. The wedding sounds like it's going to be a hell of a lot of fun. Sounds like a good time to me. Yeah. I thought we could take calls this afternoon on what drama happened

because of the wedding or maybe it was at the wedding on the wedding day. It was brewing before the wedding and it all boiled over when you got together. What happened because of the wedding? What drama arose because of the wedding and it all boiled over when you got together. What happened because of the wedding? What drama arose because of the wedding? Okay. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous. What drama happened because of the wedding?

Bree and Clint. Did the wedding cause some drama? There's a story doing the rounds on Reddit about a wedding invitation that a few people weren't happy about Because they found it tacky The family are pissed off Because there were some swear words And they're unvited

It's meant to be a special day of love And you don't use swear words Why did you use swear words in the invitation? We've been waiting for this day your whole life Yeah, I'm going to walk down the aisle to ACDC Really change it up. Oh yeah, which song? Thunderstruck, probably.

Thunderstruck? Yeah. Right. Maybe. Yeah. Back in, no, I couldn't think of another good ACDC pun, to be honest.

Let's go to some people who had some wedding drama go down. This person, not surprisingly, wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What happened?

Why did the wedding cause drama? Me and my husband eloped and didn't tell anybody. And my mother-in-law didn't talk to me for two and a half years afterwards. Two and a half years. Oh, yeah. Why? Did she think it was your decision to not have them there and you kept them away? You stole her baby boy.

Pretty much, yeah. Oh, that's a bit rough. And what's the relationship like now, Anonymous? It's alright now. We've come around. We've been married for five years this year. Did you do any sort of concession for her? Did you go, oh, we'll have

a fake wedding just for you, mother-in-law, so you feel special? We did, actually, and we said we'd have a big reception party, but she didn't get it. Yeah, but at the end of the day, Anonymous, it is your day, so if you guys just wanted to do that, then you just do that. Yeah, it's about you guys. I found your ACDC song,

by the way. Oh, is this the one that was suggested on the text machine? I'm on the highway to hell I suggested on the text machine? Yeah, it's going to be very unconventional. Yeah. Let's talk to another anonymous person. Hello anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hello.

What happened? Why did the wedding cause drama? Okay. So I was working the wedding that night at my venue and so we had the bride and groom and that was all good and we had this lesbian lady and she was hitting on all of us at the bar and we were pretty chill about it

Nearing the end of the night it had a couple of drinkies and she'd gone missing We were wondering where she was, what's happening and then she ended up rocking it back in and we found out that she got with the groom's brother

in the bridal suite. Oh! Wow! Well, she was really swinging for the fences that night, wasn't she? Yeah! We were a bit confused. How did you find out, Anonymous? We found out because the dad was running around the place saying,

my son's hooked up with a lesbian. Oh, my God. And the bride was running around screaming her head off, just angry that they were in a bridal suite. That's the issue, right? It's the fact that they used the bridal suite before the bride and groom. That's the real issue. Oh, absolutely.

Absolutely. And also, you're taking a bit of the thunder away from the people. You know, the thunder, so to speak. Thunder down under. Someone's text through on this and they said, drama, that came from the wedding. My brother texts me after the wedding had finished asking why I had not taken a photo with his son, my nephew at the wedding. Anyway, apparently they got really annoyed that they hadn't taken a photo just with the nephew and them.

Was the nephew the guest of honor at the wedding? I'm not sure. Because I feel like there's two important people at the wedding. And as long as they're in the photos, that's the bit that matters. Well, yeah, that's the bit that matters. Someone else said, this is for my dad's wedding. I was asked to be a bridesmaid, but my sister was not. She was going to be asked to be a photographer.

Funny thing is, she isn't a photographer, and I figured out why they only wanted her to have that job so she wasn't in any of the photos. I refused to be the bridesmaid, Wow, that's shady. You don't ask someone to be the photographer, especially when they're not a photographer. It's like asking someone to be the DJ when they've never DJed before. Or the chef.

They're asking them to work. Finally, Melissa, what wedding drama went down? Hey, so my mum lost it at my sister because she demanded that there be seafood for the dinner. My sister, nor does her husband, eat seafood, and my mum hates seafood. What? So why did your mum want seafood?

Because it was embarrassing to the family that we didn't have seafood. Oh, my God. What is going on, Anonymous? Weddings, eh? No. So I had a chat to my mum afterwards, and I was like, there's no way there's going to be seafood at my wedding. She lost it. So I was like, well, I'm going to have it in Ireland then. I'm going to have it in Ireland?

Well, you're not invited. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone.

I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Let's talk band tees Ball Yeah rock and roll baby Bree's wearing a band tee right now

Would you call this a band tee Because it's a solo artist True Music tee Music tee Music tee A list of the world's most popular band slash music teas has been released. They made a resurgence about, what, 10 years ago?

Yeah. Yeah, now you can get them bloody everywhere. Now you walk into Cotton On and they're like, who'd have the Rolling Stones? We've put them on everything. Cotton On have them, Just Jeans. Everyone's doing it. Everyone's doing it. Everyone's doing it. The top 10 banned tees. First of all, before we do the list, who do you think is number one? I'll just give you one shot at guessing the number one.

Okay, hold on, wait. Let me think about this. Oh, that's so hard. Give me a clue. I'll give you, okay, I'll give you. I want a clue. You have to give me a clue. I'll give you a clue.

That's a clue. I'll give you, okay, I'll give you. I want a clue. You have to give me a clue. I'll give you a clue. That's your clue. Metallica. Okay, lock it in. Let's go through the list. Number 10, the 10th most popular band tee. And this one surprised me. Ariana Grande. I've got an Ariana Grande tee.

Have you got an Ariana Grande? This is good. I think I've got two. Let's see if between us, we can see if we've got the whole top ten. Okay, I've got an Ariana Grande one. Got it in America. Ari's number ten.

Number nine, most popular band tee in the world. Prince. Don't have Prince. Don't have a Prince. I'd wear a Prince. I'd love a Prince one. Don't have it though. Number eight of the most popular band tees in the world.

The Beatles. You might have heard of them Of course My daughter Tui Has a Beatles t-shirt Which I paid for So So it counts right Don't have the Beatles

Okay We've got it Ticket off Number 10, 9, 8, 7 Is the Foo Fighters You got a Foo Fighters. You got a Foo Fighters t-shirt?

I've got an actual authentic one from one of their concerts. Have you? Yeah. Damn, how come you never wear your Foo Fighters t-shirt? It's one of my pyjama tops. Oh, right, one of those ones. I rotate a lot of my band tees as my pyjama top. Yeah, yeah, good, good, good, good, good. Number six on the list of of my band tees as my pyjama top. Yeah, yeah. Good, good, good, good, good. Number six on the list of most popular band tees in the world.

Bob Marley. Uncle Bob. I had a Bob Marley. I don't know where it went. You know when you remember a t-shirt that you used to have and you loved and then you're like, hey, where the hell is that t-shirt? Probably when you moved. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, that one's gone. Number five, most popular band tees in the world, these guys. I don't want to be an American idiot. Green Day. Seen a lot of Green Days. Don't own a Green Day. I haven't seen. Oh, no, McCall out in the office, she has a Green Day.

She's got a Green Day. She's got quite a lot of band tees. Yep. They've been around for ages, so. Number four, most popular band tees in the world. Your dad might have one of these ones. Pink Floyd. Always wondered.

That's the one with the triangle and the colours. Yes. Going through it. It's one of their album covers. Yeah, you might have a Pink Floyd t-shirt with that rainbow spectrum thing on it and not even know that you might have a Pink Floyd t-shirt with that rainbow spectrum thing on it and not even know

that you've got a Pink Floyd t-shirt. You've just got that cool rainbow shirt. It looked pretty. I thought this was an LGBTQI plus t-shirt. It can team as both.

Yeah. I always wondered if your dad was into Pink Floyd, does that mean your dad was a stoner when he was younger? I mean, it's a hint. It's a hint, right?

Yeah, probably a hint. It's a bit of a glimpse into his youth. This is number three, and I'm surprised this is this high because I'm not... Where's Metallica? Metallica and the Rolling Stones have to be in the top three. Right? Yeah.

These guys, they're huge. I've never seen one of their T-shirts. The third most popular band T-shirt in the world is... Ah, Nickelback. You wash your mouth out. It's Queen. It's Queen. Did producer Ellie have a queen?

She had a queen, right? She bought it when I bought my Ariana Grande shirt. Yeah, right. Good. We're into the top two most popular band tees. There's been no Metallica. There's been no... Come on, Metallica and Rolling Stones.

Rolling Stones. There's been no Nirvana in there. What about Guns N' Roses? No Guns N' Roses. Number two. Oh, yeah, Nirvana. I've got a Nirvana shirt. Yeah, everyone's got a Nirvana shirt.

And I've got a Rolling Stones shirt. That little baby penis. And I've got a Metallica shirt. Number two is Aerosmith. No offence, Aerosmith. No offence, Aerosmith. And the number one band tea, do you agree with this? Most popular band tea in the world is these guys right here. Agadega. Of course it is.

My mum would be screaming. She'd be like, what about ACDC? It's number one, mumma di. You big bogan. Yeah, it comes as part of the bogan starter kit. Yeah. That's in a Holden Commodore beer cooler. Actually, you know, I do have an ACDC B&T.

It's the only B&T I have that has the sleeves cut off. Of course it is. That's not even a joke. They don't sell them with sleeves. Oh, right. Free and Clint. Big news for the movie. Obviously, at five o'clock, we are doing Free Ride.

All thanks to Free Guy, the Ryan Reynolds movie that came out last week. Yes. And this is big Free Guy, the Ryan Reynolds movie that came out last week. Yes. And this is big, exciting news for Ryan Reynolds because I don't know how much he takes Rotten Tomatoes ratings to heart, but officially Free Guy has become his highest rated movie on Rotten Tomatoes. What, higher than Green Lantern? Higher than Green Lantern. You wouldn't believe it. Higher than The Hitman's Bodyguard.

Higher than Deadpool. It's his highest rated film on Rotten Tomatoes. Higher than Van Wilder. Higher than Van Wilder. Wow, that's good. Yeah, so it got a not too shabby 95% rating, which is very high in terms of Rotten Tomatoes. I feel like, what's good on Rotten Tomatoes?

I feel like, if I'm looking up a movie to check if it's decent enough to watch on Rotten Tomatoes, 70 and above is good. Wow, that's incredible. That's the audience score. That means that people really like this movie. They loved it. So I

thought I could create a game this afternoon where all of us in here are going to play along. Kick it off. My name is Guy and I live in Free City. You got it! Essentially how this is going to work is the producers are going to play, producer Ben, producer Anastasia, and you, Clint, are going to play. All you have to do, I'm going to give you a movie

and you need to tell me whether that movie rated as one of the highest films on Rotten Tomatoes or one of the lowest films on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, cool. That should be easy then. Should be easy. But for someone who hasn't seen many films like yourself, Clint. Ah, you've got me there.

You might struggle a little bit. All right, let's kick it off with the 2018 film Black Panther. Clint. High. Oh, wait. You just say yes, high or low? High. High, super high.

So everyone's going high? Yeah, definitely. It rated a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't think you're allowed to give Black Panther a bad rating. It's a great film. I've seen it. One of my favourite movies of all time. It's incredible.

Let's go to movie number two. High or low on Rotten Tomatoes, the rating. Mission Impossible Fallout, which was released in 2018. Oh, right. So is that like Mission Impossible 12 or something? I think it's the one where he hurt his ankle jumping from one building to another. Oh, Mission Impossible sore ankle. I'll go low.

I'd say low too, yeah. Stage? Oh, I'd said low before, sorry. Yeah, low. You'd be wrong. 97% rated on Rotten Tomatoes. 97? 97 whopping percent.

More than Black Panther. Is that because only three people saw it and the three people that saw it loved Tom Cruise? Could be, but that's not the game. Maybe it was good ankle sand. All right, let's go. An old classic, one of my favourites, Space Jam, the one with Michael Jordan from 1996. Low. Did it get a high rating or a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes?

Who's giving Bugs Bunny a low rating? I feel high. I'm giving it a low. I'm giving it a high. I'll go high. It's got to be high. Michael Jordan plus Bugs Bunny. Two highs from Ben, one low from Anastasia.

This is the first time you guys have went different. It was low. Rate it low on Rotten Tomatoes, a 43% rating. 43! Which means Anastasia's in the lead at the moment. Let's go to the next film. Are you guys having fun? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm having fun. We'll keep going then for a little bit. I've seen two out of three of these movies. I'm good. Next movie on the list. Did it rate high or did it rate low? A Star Is Born, the Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper version. I'm going to go low.

What did it rate? High or low on Rotten Tomatoes? Can I have a free point if I haven't seen it? No. No. I can tell you what happens though.

Guys? Yeah, I think it's low as well. I went low. This is the first movie I have seen. Then I've got to go different. I've got to say high. I've got to try and get a head.

A Star is Born, the one with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, rated a whopping 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. It was actually good. It was a great film. Let's go to the film. Oh, classic from Will Smith, Bad Boys, the original, 1995, the first one. High. That's a great movie.

I'm just going to go low Just for You know Throwing it out there I think high I think Yeah I think it's phenomenal It rated low 42% On Rotten Tomatoes

Didn't rate well No What about this classic Home Alone 2 Lost in New York High Low High or low

High Low Because they compared it to the original and they're like, original's so good, the sequel can never be as good as the original. That was the one with Donald Trump, right? Yeah. Now it's straight to high. I think high.

It's all messed up. Home Alone 2 rated 34%. Oh, shit. It's all Donald Trump. Let's go with The Mighty Ducks. Never seen it. Nah, never seen it. Is it a cartoon or a...

No. Finally, a movie I've seen. The Mighty Ducks is an absolute cult classic. What are you doing? Mighty Ducks. It's nostalgic. It's awesome. But people voted down...

Space Jam. Space Jam. Is that a that kids movie? But I think Mighty Ducks is a cult film. Yeah, I'll go high for Mighty Ducks. I'll go high. Yeah, you know what? I'll just go high.

I don't know what's going on. This is all rated 23%. Damn it. That's why I haven't seen it. You guys want one more? All right, one more. One more. Okay, let me just choose from the ones I've got left.

I don't think... Well, you haven't seen any of these films, Clint. Have you guys all seen the movie Hook? Yes, I've seen Hook. With Robin Williams. It's a fantastic film. Such a good movie. They eat fake food.

So good. I'm going to say hi. Hi or lo on Rotten Tomatoes? Hi. It's got Robin Williams in it. It has to be hi. It's got Julia Roberts in it. Yeah, she's Tinker to say hi. Hi or low on Rotten Tomatoes? Hi. It's got Ruben Williams in it. It has to be high. It's got Julia Roberts in it. Yeah, she's Tinkerbell. Yeah. Hi. Hi.

Rated 29%. Screw Rotten Tomatoes. Who even uses that website? I don't even like tomatoes. It's a bit head or mess, isn't it? I'll say. No. Yeah, but I mean, I'm sure they're right about Free Guy. Absolutely right. Well, I mean, 95%

is very high. Something that's very hard is when you go on a first date is knowing what to talk about and the right questions to ask on a first date. How much probing to do. Oh, poor choice of words. How deep to go with the questioning, right? I mean, yeah, how to keep it fun, how to keep it light,

but also how to find out enough information to whether or not you want a second date. Yeah, to see if you're wasting your time or not. Yeah, there's this article I found, and it's from a relationship expert. His name is James Thomas, relationship expert, and he has suggested certain questions that he thinks are good to ask on a

first date. Okay, cool. This is helpful. Yeah. So he says you can always ask, you know, what's your favorite way to relax? As he said, it provides insight into their characteristics and it's not as a generic question as what's your hobbies? That's such a good question, actually, because if you find out on the first date that someone's an active relaxer, they're like, I like to go on a hike and you go, cool, my idea of relaxing is Netflix and a bag of chippies. Yeah, so that

really gives you a lot of information. He also says a good thing to ask someone is what was the last show that you binge watched? Oh yeah. Because it can give you an insight as to, you know, what kind of stuff they're into, if you're into the same kind of, you know. If you hate Love Island and someone's like, oh, my God,

I'm so deep into Love Island, then you know straight away, right? People don't admit that on dates, let's be real. They don't admit to watching Love Island? No, they don't. It's an unspoken rule. It's more of a guilty pleasure. It's an unspoken rule. And he also said you can ask someone,

do you have a signature dish that you love to cook? Oh, okay. Which I don't know if I'd be asking. What's the idea of asking that question? Is that to find out if they can cook or not? Well, I think it's, yeah, to find out if they're interested in cooking, if they're interested in food, because then obviously it opens up like a discussion about, you know,

what foods they like, what foods they don't like. Because if they say nachos, then you know the bar is low and you can go, cool, next date's at my house. I'm doing a spag bowl and they'll be blown away. Yeah. Yeah. And he goes on with a few more. One question was, what is the weirdest thing you've brought online?

Which is quite interesting to me. Oh, yeah. Shows quite a lot of insight into someone. But I thought, you know, this is all great. I thought I could write a bit of a list about questions you should never ask on a first date. Oh, okay. Because that's also super important.

Yeah. I think you should never ask, before ordering, before you've ordered the food, are you paying or am I paying? Yeah, that's an awkward first date situation. Especially if the waiter's there and he's like, are you guys ready to order? And you say to the person, are you paying?

Sort it out like a gentleman at the end of the date and just do credit card roulette. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great game. Questions you should never ask on a first date. Are you rich? Probably not a great game. Questions you should never ask on a first date. Are you rich? Probably not a good question. And then don't ever follow that question up with,

well, are your parents rich then? Yeah. You'll figure that one out later on once you see their car. Exactly. Just wait till then. And another big question you should never ask on a first date. Screw, marry, kill. Jacinda, Judith, Simon.

Yeah, that's going to divide the room, that one. It's just too tough. But, I mean, you know where their politics lie, right? They're just all so gorgeous. Bree and Clint. A story of a date that was a Tinder date that has gone awry. If you've ever felt bad about a date you've went on, maybe it was a Tinder date that has gone awry. If you've ever felt bad about a date you've went on, maybe it was a Tinder date,

this might make you feel a little bit better. Okay. Because a girl named Hannah, she was 20 at the time, has shared a story about her nightmare Tinder date, she calls it. She said she matched with a man on the dating app before the pandemic, so this is before all that, and they chatted for a few weeks before they decided to meet up.

Okay. She said, I thought he was a nice person. I kind of liked him, but I wanted to go out on a date to see if there was, you know, real chemistry. She said the date was going well. As the pair were getting to know each other while, you know, eating meals and drinking some wine, she said that her match, the guy was telling her of his heartbreak after his previous partner had died.

Oh. He said she had died of cancer and he showed her photos of his late girlfriend. Right, okay. So pretty upsetting. And pretty honest for a first date too. Yeah, yeah, quite sad. She said, you know, it was quite full on. I gave him sympathy and we talked about it and, you know,

it was quite full on but I appreciated his honesty. Yeah. Anyway, so that happened. All was going well until one part of the date he looks up and he goes completely white as he's looking behind me and then all of a sudden he just bolts to the bathroom. Right. Just absolutely beelines it for the bathroom.

Gaps it. She was very confused, looked around the room to see, you know, what had made him go white as a ghost and run off to the bathroom. So it turns out, you know, Hannah had, she turned around to see what he was looking at. She was met with, to see the exact girl that he had just showed her in photos. A ghost in the bar. She was quite taken back.

She was like, is that a ghost? Turns out the dead partner was not dead. In fact, the girl had two children with him and thought he had been working overtime to support them. Hannah said that she looked shocked as she spoke to the stunned ex-partner who told her that this was the sixth girl he had spun this tale to.

Right, so he's pretending his ex is dead and she's not. Is it actually his ex or is he cheating on her on the date? I think he's cheating on her. Oh. Yeah, cheating on his... Why even bring her up then? Baby mama. Why even bring them up on the date?

Well, it's because it's a way to get girls to feel sorrow for you. It's obviously a technique that he uses. Pick a fake dead girlfriend. Pick someone who's actually dead. Yeah, bold move to use his actual baby mama's photos. Anyway, Hannah left money on the table to pay for her part of the bill and walked out. Yeah, fair enough. Later on, as she was walking out, she could hear her screaming walked out. Yeah, fair enough. Later on as she was walking out, she could

hear her screaming at him. Yeah, fair enough. And I hope the woman walks out as well. I hope she goes, cool, you know what? I'm out. I'm out too. I'm out. You loser. I'm taking the kids. We're out of here. That's a massive have fun on Tinder. Massive lie to

get caught in. Yeah. On a date, I would beive lie to get caught in on a date. I would be mortified to get caught in such a big lie. But if you did, it's 100% your fault. It's 100% your fault. And you deserve to be caught in the lie. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon. Have you caught them out in a lie, like fresh into the relationship, like early on.

Yeah, okay. Like maybe first, second, third date and you caught them out in a lie. Yeah. Did they say their family's millionaires? Did they say they were single? Did they say they have no kids? Did they say, maybe it was a Tinder date and they said they were six foot one and they weren't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe, you know, they used photos from five years ago. If people who say they're 6'1 and then they show up to the date and they're a lot less than that, do they ever mention it or do they just hope that it doesn't come up? Well, I feel like it's awkward if you mention it. You're like, hey, you said in your bio that you were 6'1". Share your lies that you caught people on early in the relationship with us.

0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. What lie did you catch them out in? Brie and Clint. A girl has shared a story about a time she went on a Tinder date where she'd been talking to the guy for a fair few weeks and at the date he shared that his previous girlfriend had passed away

and showed her photos and then coincidence that woman turned up to the same bar that they were at. It turns out it was his baby mama and they were still together. She's like, what the bloody hell are you doing on a date? You meant to be putting the kids in the bath. She's like, what the hell? Also you doing on a date? You meant to be putting the kids in the bath. She's like, what the hell?

Also, I'm not dead. Also, I'm still very much alive. Anyway, got caught out in the lie. But we want to know on 0800DIALZM, what lie did you catch them out in? Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hello.

How are you? Good, thanks. Was it on a first date or early in the relationship that you caught him out in a lie? It was early in the relationship, and he told me that he owned his own home, which I thought was pretty impressive. Yeah, nice.

Very impressive. How old was he? At the time, we were 27, so I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, that's impressive. Okay. And he took me out for dinner and we actually drove into his driveway at the end because he had to run in and get something before he took me home. I saw the house, I thought it looked really nice.

And he didn't invite me in and he said, Oh, I'm really sorry you can't come in. My mum and my sister are in town and are staying. Sketchy. So, yeah, so I thought, okay. And then it wasn't until a few months later into the relationship I discovered it was actually a property his sister was renting and he slept on her couch.

Oh, he was embarrassed, Rachel. He was. He was embarrassed. Yeah, but he didn't have to overcompensate for the embarrassment by pretending that he owned the place. I mean, there's worse things to lie about, though, isn't there? I know. We didn't talk about it for a long time,

and then years into our relationship, I brought it up and said, remember when you told me? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So the relationship survived? Yes. Today is our wedding anniversary. We've been married two years and together for eight.

So life forgave him. Oh, congratulations. And what is it like sleeping on his sister's couch? Is it nice? Well, his sister laughed about the story as well and said she couldn't get rid of him until I took him off. So then now, and then he used to say

that he owned your place. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, guys. Hi. Who did you catch out

in a lie? Um, so I was actually caught out. Oh, interesting. You're calling up to out yourself. Yeah. Hey, you've got to, you know.

Own it. You've got to own it. Yeah. So I was in a relationship, had broken up, and started getting back into the dating world casually. Okay. And so I was just casually dating a couple of guys, you know, here and there. Found two guys, awesome guys.

Then the first guy kind of came down to not really being the pick of the lot. At the same time, I was still dating the second guy. From the first guy, we had taken a photo booth picture. I hid that away, forgot know, forgot about it. Ended up choosing this second guy. We moved in together and going through all the papers, you know, as you move into a new house, he found the photo. Oh, no.

No, but that could be any time, Anonymous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That could be from any time. That could be anything. But it had the date stamp on it. Oh! Right, so you had to tell him that you were dating multiple guys when he thought you were just dating him.

Well, we weren't exclusive at the time, so he was a little bit angry, but then I kind of, you know... You caught him on a technicality. Hey, you hadn't had the chat. If you weren't exclusive, you were good to go. Yeah. You were good to go. Yeah, well, good.

And I'm glad that you were able to, you know, clear it up. Bloody date stamps. Those photo booths. Finally, this person wants to be anonymous. Hello, good. And I'm glad that you were able to, you know, clear it up. Bloody date stamps. Those photo booths. Finally, this person wants to be anonymous. Oh, man, I can't talk today. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello.

Was it you that got caught out in the lie or did you catch someone else? I really caught someone else. Tell us. Give it to us, anonymous. All right. So I matched with a guy on a dating app who, like, photos-wise, I was like, yes, perfect. Like, so, so into him, look-wise.

Okay, great. Then he messaged and just fireworks straight away. Nice. Great dance. Yeah. And then we met up and it was just amazing. Like, got on so well. No awkward pauses in conversation. So we looked how he did in the photos and it was just amazing. Like, got in so well. No awkward pauses in conversation.

So he looked how he did in the photos and he was the same way. He wasn't, you know, the messages and stuff. It all added up. Yeah. A hundred percent. Okay. And he told me that he was living with his sister and her two kids to help her out. Okay. I know it her out. Okay.

I know it's coming. And it turns out he worked on the same street as me. And obviously I'm a little excited because I've met like the guy. My dream guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he,

one of my workmates went in and thought he got served by the guy that I'd been talking about and came back and was like, oh, is this the name? And, like, showed me the kind of payslip thing. And I was like, oh, no, but maybe he's friends with him. Like, I'll have a look. We can become friends on Facebook.

Fake name? Fake name? So, yes, he'd given me a fake name. And it wasn't his... It was basically a scroll and scroll and found a photo of him and his wife. No! So the sister and the kids were his wife and kids?

Yes. I can't believe he was dating his sister. Anonymous, I'm so sorry. That's horrible. You're better off, mate. You're better off. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my off. Brie and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Let's kick it off with Morsion. Hello, Morgan.

Hey, how are you guys? Not too bad. How are you? Good, good. You're not out there panic buying the supermarket at the moment, are you, Morgan? No, no, not yet. No, plenty of toilet paper at home. Doesn't seem like your style, Morgan, if I'm honest.

You seem pretty chill, pretty relaxed. Some days. Yeah, some days. On good days. What's your birthday, Morgan? The 10th of December, 1990. All right, you were 16 in 2006. And on the 13th of December in 2006, this was number one.

Queen B, you a Beyonce fan, Morgan? Back in the day, definitely. Yeah, nice. She had bangers. That's a classic. Let's get a birthday banger on for Courtney. Hi, Courtney. G'day, Courtney. Hi. How are you? Kia ora. Good, thank classic. Let's get a birthday banger on for Courtney. Hi, Courtney. G'day, Courtney.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Kia ora. Good, thank you. How are you guys? That's good. Not too bad.

Courtney, what's your birthday, mate? 26th of December, 1984. All right. You were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 26th of December, this was top of the chart. All the women with the pendant. All your hands up, Batman. Damn, beautiful. Double Beyonce. Yes, this is his child.

Bit of Destiny's Child for Charlie's Angels, I believe. You love it, Courtney? Good birthday banger for you? Yes, that's perfect for me. Yeah, nice. Absolute top-notch track, that one. One more on for Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, top-notch track, that one. One more on for Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole.

Howdy doody. Howdy doody. Howdy doody. We're shooting to you, Nicole. There's someone with a good attitude in the face of an impending, I don't want to say crisis, but, you know, it's topsy-turvy afternoon, isn't it? Whereabouts in the country are you, Nicole? I'm in Hamilton.

Okay, yep, nice. How are you feeling? Oh, good. I've just filled the boot up with toilet paper, so yeah. Nicole! Nicole, you don't need to admit to that. No! Oh, sorry, and a bit of flour too to go.

Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. Nicole, you're killing me here. And all the Dettol hand wipes you can find, I'll bet. What's your birthday, Nicole? 12th of April, 1991. All right, you were 16 in 2007. And on the 12th of April in 2007, this was number one. Three from three.

No way. Three Beyonce songs in a row. I just want to say I like Beyonce. That is unheard of. Do you like Beyonce, did you say, Nicole? I said I don't. However, I do not mind that song. Well, it's Beyonce and Shakira, if you recall.

Beautiful liar. Yeah, that's a nice song. Bit of a banger. Okay, wait there, Nicole. What's it going to be? It's obviously going to be a Beyonce song, but which Beyonce? Solo Beyonce, Destiny's Child Beyonce, or Beyonce with Shakira? Yeah, she really dominated that 10 years, didn't she?

Yeah. I feel like maybe Destiny's Child vibes this afternoon. One of my favourite all-time tracks is Independent Woman. Yeah. Love that song. That's my vote. Yeah. It's defiant.

It's righteous. It might be the motivation we need this afternoon. Courtney, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger. Yay! Sing this one loud, Court. The shoes on my feet, I bought them. All the toilet paper in my boot, I bought it.

I hoard it. Brian Clint, Birthday Bangers on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger Is Destiny's Child And the first ever Beyonce 3 Pete Three Beyonce songs

Came through for Birthday Banger today And that's the one That got chosen As the winner But a beautiful lie Was Shakira This was a tune

You forget about this song Yeah Yeah Was it more a Beyonce song Or more a Shakira song I think it was equal Straight collab I think it was equal. Straight collab. I think it was.

They were both massive at the time. Both booty shaking. Yeah. Hey, the COVID-19 announcement is coming up at 6 o'clock out of Parliament. The Prime Minister's going to make an announcement on that. There's a few reports around the country of panic buying going on at supermarkets. Remember, just don't. Don't do it. I know it's a, just don't. Don't do it.

I know it's a natural reaction, but just don't do it. We're not even necessarily going into lockdown yet. Just take what you need. Do a normal shop. I'm sure you had enough stuff at home on your way home tonight. Nothing's changed. No, nothing has changed. And you will still be able to go to a supermarket

if we go into lockdown. I'm not saying we are, but if we do, the supermarkets will still be open. And think of those supermarket workers, ma'am. Think about that situation because this has been thrust upon them as well. So take it easy. It's back to that old thing of just watching out for each other. And the advice is if you are in Auckland to act as if you have been exposed to the virus. So just social distance and mask if you can't social distance.

Swedes. Brian Clint. Pick the quote from the movie. Win the cash. But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out. Quoting is against the law. Piracy is a crime.

I mean, it's time to play. All right, here we go. The movies this afternoon. under the magnifying glass are Boy and Borat. Very different films, both comedic based. Yeah, both very funny. You've just got to pick one of the quotes that Brie and I would have picked out. There's four of them in total. If you get one of them correct, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Mel, hi. Hi, Mel. Hi. Hi. Are you a fan of both of those movies? More Boy than Bore. Yeah, that's fair enough I think. Well, that's alright. You've got two chances then. Do you want to do that movie first? Yep. Okay. So

from Boy, I reckon Clint's probably picked Hey Chardonnay. Want to check out my Michael Jackson dance moves? Oh right, you think I'm that predictable do you Mel? You're just going to go straight to that quote? moves? Oh, right. You think I'm that predictable, do you, Mel? You're just going to go straight to that quote? A little bit, yeah. You think it's that easy?

Well, prepare to be very surprised because here's my quotes. Hey, Chardonnay, you want to see some Michael Jackson dance moves? She's got it on the first one. We don't even have to play anymore, Mel. Can we move? I want to guess Bree. Yeah, you can keep playing. We'll play for fun now.

What's Bree's boy quote? So, Bree would find something in the movie that was particularly funny and would it happen to be when Boy walks in the shop and asks for an ice block and his auntie tells him to get a job and he turns around and says, but you got them all. I love that part of the movie. That is a great bit. Is it the Bree that tickles? But you got them all. I love that part of the movie. That is a great bit. Is it the

bit that tickled Bree's pickle? Let's find out. That picture looks like Kingy's undies when he shat himself on sports day. Oh, dang. You know what's so funny is I recently watched the movie Boy like a couple

weeks ago because it's on Netflix now and that part you just quoted, I pissed myself laughing. I thought you would. I loved it. That's so funny. Let's give Borat a go. You're very good at this. What's my Borat quotes?

This is my wife. This is my wife. Let's have a look. This is my wife. You will never get this. You will never get this. You will never get this. Of course. The other one.

What's Breeze? What's Breeze? Breeze could very well be that wife one. It could be, or it could be very, very nice. Very nice. Classic. Very nice. Very, very nice.

My wife. No! Doesn't matter. You got it, though. There it is. My wave. Mel! Doesn't matter. You got it, though. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming to you because of the Michael Jackson dance moves. Nice work, Mel. Yeah, yeah. Very good.

You said you didn't know Borat. She knew it very well. It's a movie quote game. We'll play a game next week. We love the suggestions you guys sent in last time. If you've got any other movies, very quotable movies that we could play with this,

you can text us on 9696. I just thought of a good one. Yeah. Toy Story. Oh, Toy Story's great. Toy Story's a good one. To infinity

and beyond. Finding Nemo. Have we done, oh no, we've done that one. We did Finding Nemo. Done that one. Bree and Clint.

This is a, quite a unique issue that I saw posted on Reddit today, which they might not have this problem for a little while now. If lockdown happens,

they'll have to wait. But someone is looking for advice on how to move a goldfish from Auckland to Dunedin. They're moving house.

They love their goldfish. I'll read it to you. Listen to this. It says, we're relocating from Auckland to Dunedin. The journey is too far to drive and taking the fish, it's more than one fish by the way, it's four goldfish. I'll read it to you. Listen to this. It says, we're relocating from Auckland to Dunedin. The journey is too far to drive and taking the fish, it's more than one fish, by the way.

It's four goldfish, taking them on a plane. Oh, see, that changes things, actually. Yeah, as carry-on luggage is apparently a no-no. Do you know you're not allowed to take a goldfish on a plane? Yeah, I would have guessed that. Really? Yeah, probably. I called a few aquarium shops who have been helpful with advice on how to pack them.

Jeez, how do you pack them? Ice cream container? But I've been unable to find any courier company who will ship them. Can anyone offer any advice? And just for the record, in case this matters, the fish we're talking about is a couple of goldfish, a catfish, a guppy. Oh, it's a few fish. And a swordfish.

So how does this person... Swordfish, quite big. Swordy. It says swordy. Maybe that's a mini one. It says they're nothing special. They're just like generic pet shop fish, but they're special to them. So I thought, bad answers only,

how can this person transport their fish from Auckland to Dunedin? It's pretty obvious. Everyone knows that Dunedin and Auckland are connected with the sewer line. Flush them down the toilet. Right. And then, I mean, if you know the sewage lines, which I do, I've got a bit of experience, they actually travel through that line and they will end up, if you just type in the coordinates, at your new place.

Yeah, yeah. And you just have to be there to catch them when they come out of the toilet. Yeah, great. Where do you type those coordinates in on the fish? No, it's a special toilet. Special toilet. Yeah, special toilet.

Flushing down the special toilet. Okay, no, idea's a bad idea and a bad idea brainstorm, so that's good. Ben, any advice on how this person can move their fish from Auckland to Dunedin? I was thinking just in a drink bottle, steal it and bring it on the plane. Yeah, well, I don't know if you were listening

dumbass, but they said no to taking them on the plane. Listen, listen, okay, listen. How would they know if the water bottle's enclosed? Yeah, see? Yeah. Yeah, well, Bree got there in the end. Okay, Bree figured it out, so you can thank her. I mean, how else do you smuggle things? Yeah, that's

true. You know? How else do you smuggle things? Yeah, that's true. You know? How else do you smuggle things? I don't know. How else would you smuggle something onto an aeroplane? Brie, correct me if I'm wrong, but are you suggesting sticking a couple of goldfish, a guppy, a catfish, and a swordy up your bum? You stuck marbles up your

bum one time. I did not. I never did that. A couple of fish. I never did that. For the record, I never did that. A couple of fish. I never did that. For the record, I never did that. Play the tape. Play the audio. Anastasia, how are we getting

these fish to Dunedin? I don't actually have a solution for you, but I know that that catfish, catfish is a pretty well known for not living where they are.

Like it's probably just a guy that's already living down in Dunedin, that catfish. He's getting catfished by his catfish. He's already there. The catfish is already there.

Yeah, right, okay. So I don't know about the other fishes, but I know that the catfish will already be in Dunedin. Very confusing answer from Anastasia, but... I have no idea what she's talking about, actually. I was thinking about those platform shoes from the 70s.

You know, the disco ones? And you could just put a couple of fish in those. So yeah, that's smart. Hard part, I don't know if you can get enough oxygen shoes from the 70s. You know the disco ones? And you could just put a couple of fish in those. I don't know if you can get enough oxygen into the shoe once you seal the shoe. It'd be a race against time. Could you just post a jar? Like wrap it in bubble wrap? And just post it?

What about you just swallow them? Swallow them and then just let nature take its course. Why do all of your ideas involve the fish coming out of your bum? I mean, if the shoe fits. The Prime Minister is currently speaking to the country live from Parliament and this was the announcement about lockdown minutes ago. The cabinet has met this afternoon and made the decision

that New Zealand will move to alert level 4 from 11.59pm tonight. Level 4 will be for initial period of three days except for Auckland and the Coromandel Peninsula who we anticipate will likely be at level 4 for seven days due to them being most closely linked to our current case. It's been quite a long time since we've had a level four lockdown. We haven't had one this year. I've just jumped on the COVID-19 website and a level four lockdown means that you're instructed to stay home in your bubble other than for essential personal movement.

Safe recreational activity is allowed in local areas. Travel is severely limited, and all gatherings are cancelled and all public venues are closed while we're in level four. Yeah. I wonder if takeaways are still available tonight. Oh, until midnight they probably are. Yeah, it'd be till 11.59 because I remember when we went into level four last year,

everyone went crazy on that, but maybe rethink that at the moment. I don't know. It's a weird one, eh? Definitely in Auckland, the advice is to act as if you have been exposed. Yeah. So if you think you'd been exposed, you probably wouldn't go to takeaways. But yeah, it's a tough one.

But it doesn't kick in until midnight tonight, and then we're in level four. Yeah, right. If you can avoid it, probably don't. Why, did you have takeaways planned for tonight, did no i didn't but then i was rethinking maybe i should you're going into lockdown i'm not gonna get takeaways for a while yeah do you remember how weird was that when we were in i think we were in level four for what six weeks five weeks something like that not being able to have any takeaways i didn't realize how much you would miss it until it was available i know it sounds know it sounds like such a, you know,

like a first world problem, and it is, but it's a really weird thing where you could not, literally not have takeaway food. Yeah, yeah. And when you think about it, when else in the world would it ever be like that? Yeah, unless you're on a 12-week challenge or something. And when do you want takeaways more

than when you're on a 12-week challenge? You. No, you can still get it. When do you want takeaways more than when you're on a 12-week challenge? You can still get it. Trust me. There you go. Level four as of 11.59 tonight. Seven days expected for Auckland and the Coromandel. Three days for the rest of the country. One confirmed case.

Not confirmed as Delta, but highly likely to be Delta. Full information about COVID-19 is up online now at nzherald.co.nz