ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th August 2022

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Check one, two, check one, two. Can everybody hear us? Can you guys hear us out there? Yeah. One, hello. Hello. Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with another new person to introduce today. That's right. Today's new person is producer Petra. Hi, Petra. Hi. Producer Petra Hi Petra Hi So you are the

If you count Bree and I One, two Three Four Five Sixth person Because we're leaving Claude out Because she's not here

Yes You're the sixth person To work on this show This week And it's only Wednesday I'm honoured to get the call up Yeah Took me six tries

Thank you very much Apparently she's coming back Tomorrow too Are you? Are you coming back tomorrow? Sure am. If you come in tomorrow, you will be the most consistent second producer we've had this week.

That's how I roll. Loyal. Put that on the resume. Petra, loyal. Two days loyal. Hey, I wanted to run this by you guys and see what you think because I think I will definitely be going out to a parking ticket tonight after work. Why?

Oh, my car's out there too. No, you didn't behave like I behaved. What did you do? So, I pulled into our street today to come into work. Okay. And there was a park free, a parallel park free on the side of the road. Right. And I was like, I'll have that.

There was a taxi waiting over the park. So, not in the park. Yes. Not backing into the park, waiting to pick somebody waiting over the park. So not in the park. Yes. Not backing into the park, waiting to pick somebody up in the street. He was indicating he was stopped in the lane. I could go around him if I wanted to. But you wanted the park. But I wanted the park.

So I pulled in behind the taxi and I waited. I was like, he'll see me. He'll understand that obviously I want that park. And I waited. Guy behind me toots. So I signal to the taxi in front of me, hey, can you move forward so I can have that park? There was no one in front of him.

And he goes, go past me, go past me. No, I want that park. No, these things are like hen's teeth. I want that park. So I waited and I gestured again to the park. Guy behind me toots again at me. Why can't he go round? Why couldn't he go round? At this point. That's what I was thinking. Maybe again to the park, guy behind me toots again at me. Why can't he go round? Why couldn't he go round?

At this point. That's what I was thinking. Maybe he wanted the park. Anyway, we go through this whole cycle again, guy toots again, I went, screw this. So I pulled out and I come up beside the taxi and I said, hey, could you please move forward? I want that park.

And he goes, no, I'm waiting for somebody to come out of the building. And I said, wait over there. Wait in one park forward What did the car behind you do when you moved? So the car behind me moved up To take the space where I had been In the queue, so I couldn't reverse

Back to where I was, so then I'm stuck On the wrong side of the road next to this taxi And so I said to the taxi, can you just move forward Oh this is giving me anxiety I would have driven off by now Because I want to snake in there and get that park. I wanted to drive off, but I thought this might be the only park. So the taxi moved forward.

I tried to reverse on an extreme angle into that park. Couldn't get it. Guy behind beeps again, and I went, oh, screw this. So I just pulled out, and I drove off around the corner. Thankfully, around the corner, there was another park waiting. I give the guy behind me. So you went through all that for nothing? Yeah, I did. But I gave the guy behind around the corner there was another park waiting i give the guy behind me yeah i did but i gave the guy behind me the fingers oh no wait not that guy in our building and i set out the window i was like why couldn't you have just gone around me i was just trying to

get apart why can't you have just gone around me yeah yeah yeah and what'd he say he refused to make eye contact with me and just drove past me slowly. And as he got past me, I saw on the door of his car it said AT, which stands for Auckland Transport. He's the guy who goes around and checks everybody's cars to see who gets a parking ticket or not. He's 100% going to remember your car's registration. Yes. Oh, no.

Oh, no. So fair to say I paid for parking today. Wouldn't he have wanted you to get the park so then he could come back and ticket you? Why was he being such an a-hole? I was just trying to use a car park, aka the main part of his job. Anyway. I think the funniest thing

is, don't you both have a free car park at Sky City? Yeah, we've got a car park 100 metres from work and we refuse to use it. It's a couple of blocks. It's raining. To be honest, in wintertime it's usually raining and it's so cold by the time we go home. Just be careful.

You're talking to people who have to catch the bus. Can I please have your Sky City car park? You can use mine if you want. Yeah, sweet. Not mine because I've got a black mark against my name now and I need to hide from... He needs to use his part. I think the moral of the story is don't give anyone the fingers

because you never know who they are. Wait, do you say the fingers or the finger? I say the fingers. Wait, did you... You did both. I say fingers. You put both up. Pull the fingers at him.

Are you doing the V? No. One finger, you say I pulled the fingers. Nah, it's the finger. I gave someone the finger. No, that's... I think pulled the fingers. Nah, it's the finger. I gave someone the finger. I think I say fingers. No, that's something else. What if you give two of the one finger so it's the fingers? Yeah, well that's that.

But if you're giving someone the finger with one hand, I just gave someone the finger. But if I gave the parking guy the finger, that sounds like something else. No, that's fingered. Fingered. That's different again. Please don't finger the car park yeah please

don't it's not on my list of things to do depends what they're into I guess we're gonna

go we're gonna do a steering competition for Billy Eilish no blink for Billy enjoy the podcast everybody

I'm coming in well howdy pilgrim what time is it three two one it is Brinkley I'm coming in Well, howdy pilgrim Hey everyone, what's going on? It's Bree and Clint, welcome to the show Guys, happy hump day Do you love how I've changed? Happy hump to you too

When do you think that happened? Because I used to be such an anti-hump day. Yeah. Yeah. You know? 32, I reckon. You reckon that was the age? Maybe.

You finally gave into it. Yeah. I'm glad I did. You'll happily chuck out a fry-yay now as well. I love a fry-yay. Rose on a fry-yay, baby. It's a better way to be. Pretty damp all around the country at the moment,

which could bode well for our no blinking for Billie Eilish competition we're holding here at ZM this evening. I can't wait for this. I love playing kids games. Yes. But making it serious and using adults. Surely moisture in the air is going to help people in this situation. Because it's all about eye dryness, right?

Keeps your eyeballs moist, which they can stay open for longer. Yeah, surely that's how it works. I reckon that's how it works. Yeah. So that'll be fun. Good luck to you if you're coming along to ZM this evening to play that with us. Also, what else is going on today that's good fun? Oh, we're having to Google down.

We're going to Google down. And we've got producer Megan, who is the reigning champ from last week. She's back for more. Took down producer Claude. Can she go back to back? Claude's had a rough fortnight hasn't she? Taken down and gurgled down. Taken down by COVID-19. What about

Georgia's just saying before that it's been one year since we went into that horrifically long lockdown. I don't even want to think. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to know about it, Georgia. About that lockdown ever again. That was the worst one out of all of them. I saw New Zealand comedian Tony Lyle put up a thing on Instagram today.

He said, fun fact, from this day until December last year, no Aucklander left Auckland. That is so disturbing. Isn't it? Oh my God. It feels like a lifetime ago, but it was only one year ago. Yeah, it feels like so long ago. God, that was a horrible time.

Never again. Never again. Never again. Please, never again. Please monkeypox, never again. Did you say they want to rename monkeypox? Oh yeah, so monkeys get offended. I don't know, probably. You know, there'd be one monkey out there who's like, I'm pretty offended by this.

Yeah, well the Corona Beer Company got coronavirus changed to COVID-19 so anything is possible. The sales went down for Corona, didn't it? I know, right? I thought any publicity was good publicity. Turns out maybe not. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady. The ladies putting a few wins on the board recently,

bringing them to 58 wins for the year. The tradies still out in front on 70. The girls have got momentum though. Let's go to our lady. She's from Auckland. She's 29 and she works in MRI and teaches at the university as well. Welcome to the show. It's Holly.

G'day, Holly. Are you there, Holly? Yeah, hi. How's it going? There you are. Hi. Thank you, mate. How long have you been doing MRIs for?

A good five years now. Yeah. Yeah, she knows what she's doing. I had my first MRI the other week, actually, two weeks ago. No, that was an STI. Excuse me. Yeah, we often get confused. Yeah, right, right, right, right.

Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's from Dunnas, he's 34 and he's 1% Nigerian. Welcome to the show, Liam. How do you know you're 1% Nigerian there, Liam? I did that my ancestral DNA

test a few years ago. What else were you? Like 50% Scottish, Swedish and then yeah, 1% Nigerian. Nice mix. Good to know. What a cocktail. Liam, your buzzer is tradie. Holly, your buzzer is lady. First three

correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Here we go. All right, guys. Question number one. What sauce would you normally find on Eggs Benedict? Holly. Holly. Holland Days?

Holland Days is correct. Holland Days is correct. Now, Holly, we'll give you one warning. You're going to need to buzz in with lady, not Holly. Oh. Okay? Sorry. Everybody gets one. Everybody to buzz in with lady, not Holly. Oh. Okay? Sorry. But everybody gets one.

Everybody gets one. That is the grace period. All right, question number two, one to the ladies. The All Blacks have just made a major announcement. Are they firing or keeping? Lady. Yes, Liam. They're keeping them.

They're keeping them. And are you excited or disappointed at that, Liam? No, they'd raise it. You'd be in there. That's fucking like a true South Islander. Alright, we're one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Holly's in. Holly's in there. Stan Walker? That is, of course, Stan Walker. New music out tomorrow. We're going to have him on the show. Yeah, can't wait to see him. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Which country does Forrest Gump travel to as a part...

Yes, Liam? He goes to Vietnam. Oh, you needed to hear the rest of the question, unfortunately. Holly, you get a free guess in the rest of the question. Travel to as a part of the All-American Ping Pong Team. Is it Vietnam, China or England? China. Well done.

That is correct. She's won. Is that the game? That's the game. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. That would have been so good, Liam, if you had buzzed in that early and got it.

I mean... It was rigged. Yeah. You need 2% Nigerian so you're a bit faster. Yeah. Unbelievable. Hey, well done, Holly. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way.

Thanks to KFC. Amazing. Thank you. No worries. Let's do it again. Bree and Clint. Mate, last week when you were away, I told a story about my dog, Whitney Houston,

getting into my makeup bag and eating not one, not two, but three makeup brushes. Oh, no. Did she look like she was on Drag Race? Yeah, she did. She looked like a drag queen, a drag dog is what she looked like. What would her drag name be? Whitney Houston? Whitney Houston, yeah.

Whitney Poosten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be more like it. Anyway, and then we talked to people about stuff that their dog had eaten. But there's another story that's in the news today, which I think will upset you quite a lot. Okay. Because it involves a dog eating something that you, Clint, really love. Oh, no.

The dog hasn't eaten one of my children, has it? Let's hope not. Let's hope not. Let's hope not. Man, that was not a good joke. No, you're... No. I thought you would have regretted it straight afterwards. It's your second favourite love.

Oh, no. Dog hasn't eaten my... No, wait. Wife, is it? Let's hope not. Your third favourite love. If my wife is listening right now, you're not second, by the way. You're not second.

You're equal first. So this is your second love. Yeah, second love. Has a dog eaten the All Blacks team? No. Has a dog... Your actual second love. My actual second love.

Yeah. A lottery ticket. I'm not that shallow. I'm just kidding. Thank you very much. Plus I get my tickets online so no one can eat them. Yeah, so you're smarter than that. You do love the lotto, and I feel like you would be in quite a lot of distress if this happened to you.

A couple said that they bought a lotto ticket, and they left it on their coffee table. Okay. Where their two dogs were lounging about in the lounge room. First of all, it's a dumb place to keep a lotto ticket. Stupid. Everybody knows you keep your lotto tickets on the fridge. all, it's a dumb place to keep a lotto ticket. Everybody knows you keep your lotto tickets on the fridge. Oh, that is a good place. That's where you keep it.

That is a good place. With a magnet up high where kids can't reach it. Okay, that's a good tip. Anyway, they came back into the room and the two dogs had tore up the lottery ticket. Right. And that's when the couple went into a state of panic because this couple plays all the time. Yeah. And they thought, what if this is the week? So they didn't know if it was a winning ticket or not. Had the draw been?

So I don't know if the draw had been. Okay. But this is what happened afterwards. So they've panicked. They thought this could be the winning ticket and we will never know about it. So they've picked every piece up that they could. Off the floor? Off the floor about it. So they've picked every piece up that they could. Off the floor? Off the floor.

Okay. So apparently the dogs didn't eat it, but they've ripped it apart. They just tore it to shreds, yeah. They've put it together as best they could and they've sent it in to the lottery people. Without knowing whether it's a winning ticket or not? Without knowing.

Okay, right. So they send it in to the lottery people with a photo of the two dogs explaining the situation. With a note that said, we're sorry. We're so sorry. Asking them if they can check the ticket and tell them, you know, if it's a winning ticket or not. The results of the ticket eaten by the two dogs.

It was a winning ticket. How much money? $8. $8. Oh. No! $8. Yeah, $8. Jog on.

Hey, but you know. I hate an $8 win, honestly. I hate an $8 win. I hate a bonus ticket win. Because the app's like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. You're like, oh my God, I've won. And your wife's like, did we just win Lotto?

And you go, I've got to buy this ticket. $8. $8. But you know the interesting part I find about this? Stupid ticket cost me $15. So I'm losing money. The interesting part is that they took the ticket and they- Did they?

Yeah. Oh, they must have been able to find enough pieces. They am. There'll be a threshold, I reckon. I reckon in New Zealand you have to have the barcode intact, the bit at the bottom that they? Yeah. Oh, they must have been able to find enough pieces. They am. There'll be a threshold, I reckon. I reckon in New Zealand you have to have the barcode intact, the bit at the bottom that they can scan. Yeah. But it'll be like, because it's the same with dollar notes,

or dollar notes, like monetary notes. Is that a thing if the majority's there? If it's over 50%, they have to accept it as legal tender. Because the officials at the Oregon Lottery, this is where it happened, said that they've seen tickets in all kinds of different ways. Yeah. Washed in a pair of jeans.

Washing machines, yeah. Dropped in a puddle of mud. Okay. Even run over by cars. Yeah. But they'd never seen this before. Eaten by a dog. Yeah.

Bree and Clint. So we're asking you... What did your dog eat? What did your dog eat? Susan's called up. Good afternoon, Susan. Hi, Susan. Hi.

What sort of dog are we talking about first? She's passed away now. It was a few years ago, but she was a toy poodle. Toy poodle. Okay, toy poodle. And what did she eat, Susan? Oh, my God. My boss from Australia was staying with me,

and we were out seeing clients, and we got home, and she got into my boss's suitcase and ate a crutch out of his knickers. Oh, no. I nearly died. Susan, what do you do in that situation? Did you offer to buy her a new pair? I did. I did.

Luckily, she's got dogs, and she sort of laughed it off. Oh, thank goodness. I did. Luckily, she's got dogs and she sort of laughed it off. Oh, thank goodness. Thank God. Absolutely dying, like going, oh, my God, I can't believe this happened. Luckily, she believed you that it was the dog as well. Yeah, she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's lucky, Susan. Not your husband.

Okay, good. Thank you, Susan. That's good. Someone text through and said, my dog ate a three-month supply of the pill. Oh, that dog's going to be hyped up on hormones, isn't it? Well, at least it's not going to get pregnant at the dog park. No, it might get some big dog boobies, though. Yeah.

What are the side effects of taking three months of the pill at once? You don't know. Never have done it. How are the mood swings? Yeah, probably not going to be great. Not great, I reckon. That'll be... Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, is that me? That I reckon. That'll be... Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, is that me? That's you. What did your dog eat, Anonymous? He ate... I used condom after my husband and I. Oh! Oh!

Okay, all right, all right, all right. I mean, we did ask the question. No, Anonymous, no. Yeah, so he got into our bathroom rubbish bin. Did it pass okay or did you have to take him to the vet? No, so we had to call the vet and he was fine. We didn't know which of our dogs had eaten it, though. We have two.

Oh, no. So we had to wait the whole day. The vet was like, oh, it's slippery, so it should come out. And it took about eight hours, but it came out in one piece. Anonymous. I just picture you calling the vet late at night going, hey, so my dog is eaten. Thank you, Anonymous.

We appreciate your call. Sorry to any kids who are heading home in the car, by the way, and have to have that explained to them, the thing she was talking about. It's a balloon. It's a balloon. Yeah, the dog ate a balloon. Yeah, it's a balloon that they had been playing with. Who else have we got?

Let's go to Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi. Tell us, Bailey, what did your dog eat? So my dog went for a little adventure across to my neighbour's house. So we live on our farm. And he came back and bought all of his chickens headless.

Like, they were all headless. Oh, my. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, Bailey. It was, like, over time, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they were all headless. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, Bailey. It was, like, over time, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, that's fine.

Again, to those kids that are in the car, she's not talking about real chickens. She's talking about chicken nuggets. Yeah, chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets. What type of dog, Bailey, was it? We've got a golden Labrador. Okay.

Right, do they do that? I thought they were quite nice, those dogs. No, Labrador dogs. Labradors are they do that? I thought they were quite nice, those dogs. No, Labrador, Labrador, Labr-dogs. Labradors are hunting dogs. Do we risk doing one more? Taylor. Yes, hi.

Hi, is yours family friendly? Yep. Okay, what does the dog eat? It was a few years ago when he was a puppy. He went through this phase of eating everything and he ate piping glue, rat poison and the old school styrofoam meat trays. And he sadly got put to sleep at the start of this year, but he made it to 10. Wow. He had a pretty good run, not too bad, considering he ate all that stuff.

With all that stuff inside him, Taylor, and rest in peace to your beautiful dog, I mean no disrespect, you could pretty much pop him in the recycling bin. Yeah. He's so full of plastic. The vet pretty much knew as soon as we called, he would just be like, okay, give it a couple of hours. Because after the first stomach pumping, they were like, no, he handled the rat poison, so he should handle it. Yeah, bulletproof.

He's like a garbage disposal. I need to read out this one text because I think it's my favourite text we've got this week. Okay. It's very good. Someone said, my dog, when he was a puppy, ate a couple of my Barbie's clothing items. When he pooed, the poo came out dressed in the Barbie top. This poo's going to be a doctor. Time to get to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy.

Yeah, Dean's here. This is big from Spider-Man, Tom Holland. He's hanging up the social media for a bit, Dean. He sure has. He's gone on social media to tell everyone that he He's hanging up the social media for a bit, Dean. He sure has. He's gone on social media to tell everyone that he's going to be off social media, but he got a three-minute video, and it was very authentic and very sincere.

Basically, he's taking a break because he said he found it overwhelming and overstimulating being on social media, and he talked about how, like, he's taking in everyone's comments and thoughts, and, you know, he has an enormous following. So, you know, he gets thousands of notifications. He must have turned his notifications thing off

on his phone or the battery would be dead in like four minutes. But anyway, I feel like there's people that are so famous, it is very difficult on them. He's taking a break from social media to work on his mental health. I'm just going to say, I wouldn't have even thought he'd get negative things. And he's so hot and amazing, but still there's trolls out there, right?

But he's going off. So, Selena Gomez has taken a break as well. So, I think a lot of celebrities are like, I just don't want to deal with that. I just, I had this thought the other day where I was like, if I want to, I can nearly message directly any celebrity in the world. There has never been a time like this. Like, how weird is that when you think about it? Not just celebrity, basically any person. Like any person. If you see somebody

on the news who you don't agree with, you can just look them up and send them a message and they'll probably see it. And that's not a good thing, by the way. And can you imagine, yeah, exactly right, and can you imagine someone like Tom Holland, you'd be, everyone would just be wanting your energy constantly.

You'd get negative, you'd get positive stuff too be wanting your energy constantly you'd get negative you'd get positive stuff too but it's just constant you know energy good on him for doing that it's a brave thing to do because it will have financial implications

there'll be like brand deals and sponsorships that are meant to go through his social media I think you'll be fine but yeah I think you'll be fine as well

I think you'll be okay I know you're right that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Brian Clint. You know what? It's been a while since I've ridden an e-scooter, I'll be honest. When they first came out, Lime Scooters,

I was all about them. And then we did a topic on what gives you the heck, and someone said grown men riding e-scooters. And now I just, I can't bring myself to ride one. Mate, you shouldn't let other people's opinions change your behaviours. You do what makes you happy. I rode one last Friday.

Did you? Yeah. And can I ask you a personal question? Yes. Were you drunk or sober? I was sober. Right. During the day.

Coming to work. Oh, okay. Yes. You were coming to work sober? Oh, that's a turn up for the books. Oh, well, you know. You've got to keep people guessing. Must have been a Tuesday.

Okay, this shocked me, although it's not in New Zealand, so let's keep that in mind. A survey has been done in Norway about e-scooter usage, and they found that 91% of injuries sustained on e-scooters were from people riding them intoxicated. Yeah. 91%. I wish I could say I was shocked by those results, but I'm really not.

You know? New Zealand's quite a lot better. It's quite a lot better here. Yeah, but that's because they brought in the rules where they take the scooters off the streets. I think during weekdays it's 11 p.m. You're correct. And then Friday, Saturday it's 9.

Yeah, correct. Yeah. Because I had a thing recently where I came out of a bar. Had a few drinks. And I thought, oh, if I can just get to this point. This has happened to me too. I can share an Uber home with somebody and it'll be much cheaper. But there was no scooters.

There were no scooters around. Nine o'clock they put all the scooters to bed. So drunk people don't ride them. In New Zealand, of the people that end up in A&E with e-scooter injuries, only 20% of them are from alcohol. Only 20%? Only 20% of e-scooter injuries that end up in A&E, alcohol is involved. Are most from taking hits to your dignity? You know?

Yeah, probably. They're the main injuries that people get. It's weird. They're a great way to get around. They are such a great way to get around. I have never felt safe on an e-scooter. Never. I've never felt like I was in control.

Every time I'm riding one, I feel like my teeth are in danger. That's the thing that I go to first. I'm like, I'm going to come off, I'm going to face plant and I'm going to knock my teeth out riding this thing. I'm more fear for the safety of everyone around me when I'm riding one because I'm like, wait a minute,

where's the brakes again? Yeah, and they're different on every one. Yeah, I know. That's the scary thing. I've noticed because when I rode one last week that they now have a little holder where you can put your phone in and screw the phone in.

Oh, my God. So you can follow your maps. So you can have a map. So even more dangerous. Yeah, kind of a good idea though, right? Yes and no because I'm looking at my phone going, where am I going? And so you can upload a be real while you're on your –

That's the goal. That's the real reason. I want to do this this afternoon, okay? You call us if you have had an accident on an e-scooter before and Bree and I will guess whether you were drunk or not. If they were in the 20%. Yeah, exactly right. Okay.

So you just tell us what injury you got. What? And we might ask you a couple of probing questions about it, but Bree and I are going to try and guess whether your e-scooter injury was due to alcohol consumption or not. Okay. Okay? All right.

Bree and Clint. Very simple game. You tell us the e-scooter incident, accident, and we guess whether you were intoxicated. Exactly right. Who should we start with? Ashe. Let's go to Ashe. Kia ora, Ashe.

Hi. Hi. Okay, what's the injury you sustained on an e-scooter? I got gravel rash all up my leg and all up my left side of my body and my arm. Ooh. Not ideal, Ashe. So she's on the gravel. Yeah, on the road.

On the road, potentially. So I'm thinking on the bitumen, yeah. Yeah. Not a smart. I thought it was fun. You thought it was fun, did you? Yeah, so I was at the Mount, and I work night shifts, so it was during the day.

And there's a lot of speed bumps around the Mount, so I thought it would be a fun idea to try and jump those speed bumps. Yeah, that's fine, Ashay. We've heard enough. Ashay, it's not the X Games. No, there's too much fun involved here. I think Ashay had been drinking. Do you agree, Brie?

She works nights. It happened during the day. I'm going to say no. No? Yeah, I'm going to say no. Ashay, was alcohol involved in your e-scooter accident? I was so day drunk. Ashay, have you learned your lesson?

I have, and I haven't had another scooter incident in eight months. Good work, Ashay. Good. She's a recovering e-scooter accidenter. Kat's here. Hi, Kat. G'day, Kat. Hello.

Describe the injury you sustained on an e-scooter, and we'll decide whether you were drunk or not. I was cruising home on the line line and keeping a fairly good line. I thought, looked over my right shoulder to see if there was anything coming, looked back and crashed like an absolute stack of potatoes into a parked car. Oh! Oh, cat! Okay.

A nice big chunk out of my skin. Okay. It was a nice big chunk out of a tree. Okay. You rear-ended someone on a scooter. It was a parked car, wasn't it? Parked car.

Yeah. It was a parked car. Okay. Okay. Look, Brie, I think she was taking precautions by looking over her shoulder.

I don't think she was drinking. She was being responsible. That could have happened to anybody. It was just an accident. It was just an accident. Kat, you were

stone-cold sober when this happened. No, I wasn't. It was just an accident. It was just an accident. Kat, you were stone cold sober when this happened. No, I wasn't. Oh, Kat, bless your heart. Okay, thank you, Kat. Thank you for your honesty. Let's go to Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Nat, what was the injury you sustained on a knee scooter? I got four stitches in my eyebrow and a few under my chin. Oh, not ideal. Oh, so she's face-planted. Yeah, bad.

Which means a loss of balance. What time of the day was it? About four o'clock. In the afternoon or the morning? Afternoon. Nah, she'd been to a bottomless brunch. Do you reckon? You reckon?

That's a real long bottomless brunch. Well, so far we're two from two with the drunks. Four o'clock has really thrown me here, but the face-planting side of it makes me think that there may have been some impairment. I'm going to say Natalie had been drinking. Yeah, go on. Yeah.

Natalie, had you had a drink? Yeah. I was only one in, so I feel like I was sober. Oh. Okay. Yeah, one drink. You should have been fine. Yeah, you should have been.

Turns out, wasn't fine. Let's go one more. Let's talk to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. New Zealand's e-scooter drinking rates are getting worse the longer this segment goes on.

But tell us what your injury was and we'll guess whether alcohol was involved. So I completely scraped my forearms. I broke several ribs and my torso was bruised. Oh. Did you hit something? Yeah. So I came up to a roundabout and there was a car coming Oh. What did, did you hit something? Yeah.

So I came up to a roundabout and there was a car coming and instead of putting the brake on, I put my foot down and we worked out I was going about 30 kilometres. Why were you on the road? Yeah, why is people driving these on the road? Because it says when you do your safety briefing, it says you're not allowed on footpaths. Who does the safety briefing for an e-scooter? Who reads it?

I went for the ones with the helmets on purpose. Oh, see, I think she's read the safety briefing. She said she was wearing a helmet. And you know what? She was on the road, so she was not drinking. She was like, I'm a motor vehicle out here on the roads. I think she was sober. You were sober.

Emma, please tell us you were the first New Zealander on our show this afternoon who had not been drinking before they got on their e-scooter. I was completely sober and it was the most miserable two-month recovery. Well done. You poor thing. I've heard a broken rib and you had seven of them is the worst. Well, congratulations for playing the game this afternoon. You've won $5.50 of Lime Credit for your next scooter rides.

Never again. Never again, no. Emma's like, can I have something else? Please not that. Let's find out who was the fastest Googler with this. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually a little game we play to see who is the fastest on the keyboard.

All of the contestants, as everyone here at the Brian Clint Show, which includes Clint, fill-in producer Megan, and fill-in producer Petra. She's filling in for our fill-in producer who has been filling in for producer Claudia. Exactly, who's away. Who's got COVID. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there. No, no, we're just a resource here at ZM.

I don't believe it. We've got producers on producers on producers. Exactly, and the person who will be taking all of you on this afternoon is Eric. G'day, Eric. Yeah, g'day. What are you doing tomorrow, Eric? We need you to come and fill in produce for our show. No worries, mate. I'll be there.

Yeah, good stuff, good stuff. We'll give you the times, Eric, and the address. Alright, this is how it works. I have put these exact questions into Google. The first person to yell out the most common answer that comes up for these questions gets a point. First to three points takes out the most common answer that comes up for these questions gets a point. First to three points takes out the game.

Got it. All right, we're playing for 50 KFC chicken dollars. Are you ready, Eric? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go for it. Here we go. Question number one. What is the luckiest number in Lotto?

What is the luckiest number? One. Clint's out. 22. Oh, no, that's not what I'm looking for. 19. We're getting a lot of that exact question. I'm looking for the answer that comes up for that exact question.

Eric, you're the last person that could get this right. 51. What did you say? 61. Lotto doesn't go up to 61. I don't know if this has ever happened before, but the answer... 26.

I'll give it to Eric because he was the only one that had the right answer. 26 was the answer that came up for that exact question. I do not know how you got to that, but yeah, right. Yeah, apparently it's come up the most amount of times or something like that. Right. All right, one to Eric.

Question number two. Who invented the SodaStream? Who invented? Guy, who you, Gilby? I'm going to give it to Petra. She started first. But I said it louder. But I was first. Petra, Yes. She started first. But I said it louder. But I was first.

Petra, you're on the board. Nice work. One to Petra, one to Eric. I don't want that one anyway. Three. Megan is feeling the pressure as the reigning champ. Megan is, she's the incumbent. Yeah, she needs this.

All right. Question number three. Who is the highest paid actor of all time? Who is? Dwayne of all time? Who is? Dwayne Johnson. That's right, Petra. What the hell? He earned $270 million in the past year.

He's the highest paid actor of all time. That's what comes up for that question. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. That's what it says. He's not even the best actor of all time. Who would have thought? The shot's fine. All right, this means Petra, as the fill-in producer,

you can take this out. Woo-hoo! You're on match point here, Petra. You can do this. Oh, wait, there's one more? Yeah, there's one more. You need to have three. If you win, you need to come back next week as the reigning champ.

She's not going to win now. She's already celebrated. All right. Here we go. Question number four. What is the deadliest spider in the world? What is the deadliest spider? Sydney Funnel Whip Spider.

That is correct, Clint. Everyone, very hot on your tails right there. I was so keen to throw that and just say Daddy Long Legs. Producer Megan. Am I out? Am I out? Have you got a point on the board? No.

You're out. You're out. You're out. Unfortunately, you are out. That means we've got a game on our hands between Clint, Petra and Eric. Here we go. Question number five. Let's go, Eric. Who was the last person to climb Mount Everest?

Who was the last person? Kamirita Sherpa? That is correct. Match point. And that's the game. That is the game. Fill-in producer Petra has taken it out. I found my niche.

That was so quick from you. He's climbed Mount Everest just for some background on him. He climbed it this year and he's done it a record, a world record 26 times. Can you not climb Everest anymore? No, I'm just saying who was the last person to do it. Oh, the most recent. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Yeah. They know that. Well, apparently they do. On Saturday, actually. God, Google knows. Okay, now you're showing off. You're showing off.

Hey, Eric, thanks for playing. We appreciate you. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way for giving it a go. Yeah, it's awesome. Thank you. Yeah, cool. Show starts tomorrow at 3. We need you here about 2.30 to produce, okay?

Yeah, so we'll see you here. Easy. See you there. Good stuff. All right. Thanks, Eric. Thanks, mate. See you.

Talk to you soon. Producer Petra. Hot on the cable. What about Megan and the absolute choke? No points at all. What was that? I already take my headphones off. I was already out.

She's checked out. I was already out. Brian Clint. You know those things in your family that you know are going to be passed down to somebody else? Like, it's like a family heirloom, I guess, but there's that thing and you go, one day that will be mine.

Yeah. Or my sister's. Or my brother's. I feel like, you know, responsibility of my brother will be passed on to me at some point. You're going to go and hear it at your brother. Well, I'll have to look after him.

Can you share him with your sister? That's a lot of responsibility. She's already got a kid, you know. Yeah, it's you. And just for, I mean, for reference, my brother's 30. Yeah, yeah. He's not young.

But, you know. Yeah. What about you? Do you have stuff like that in your family? I'm trying to think what the thing is. Dad had motorbikes and we genuinely thought we were going to inherit the motorbikes. And then he goes great news, I got great money for the motorbikes

on Trade Me. I was like Dad! They were meant to be handed down to us. To be fair, he said to me you're 30 and you still don't have your motorbike licence. Yeah, right. Well that's fair. This is something different. This is a story about a wedding dress that has been handed down.

Right. And it's pretty cool, to be honest. So in 1950, a lady called Adele Larson Stoneberg purchased a white satin wedding gown at a department store in Chicago for $100. Oh, cheap dress. Well, you say that. I don't know how much $100 would have been in 1950. Probably quite a lot of money.

Quite an expensive dress. I think it was quite a nice one. She got married in it in 1950. Since then, a different member of her family has been married in this dress almost every single decade. Oh, my God. It's sisterhood of the traveling dress. Totally. First, she loaned it's sisterhood of the travelling dress. Totally.

First, she loaned it to her two sisters for their weddings. They both got married in the dress. Then as the years went on, her daughter got married in the dress. Her three nieces, so her sister's daughters. Oh, my God. This is the best tradition ever. They got married in the dress. They all asked to get married in the dress and they got married in it. And then this month, 72 years after Adele's wedding,

her granddaughter Serena wore the exact same dress in the exact same Chicago church as her grandmother did and got married in it. You know what's interesting? 72 years. My first thought is this dress must have a good hit rate of successful

marriages. Because if people started getting divorced and they'd been married in that dress, you wouldn't be asking to get married in the dress. Such a good point. You're not asking to inherit your mum's wedding ring from the marriage that didn't work out, are you? No, you're turning that into earrings. You're melting that one down. Yeah, you're melting that one down.

Isn't that incredible though? Eight different people from this family have got married in the same wedding dress. That's so cool. I love it. My mum still has her wedding dress. Does she? Yeah, she pulled it out when I was home last. Yes. And it is tiny. Yeah. So I could never, I think I could get one leg. What was it about women in the 80s, eh? Oh, my mum and I. Were they not eating enough?

Well, my mum was, I was like, mum, how small were you? Yeah, right. I think I was a size six and I was like, there's no way. There is absolutely no way. I don't have any sons, but if any of my daughters want to wear my wedding suit, they're welcome to it. Oh, that would be pretty cool. I mean, they'll have to gain quite a lot of weight, I think. It doesn't even fit me anymore.

It's too big for me. Your daughters are young. You might have a LeBron James on your hands. Yeah, true. You never know. It's up for grabs either way. I don't have anything at the moment that I think they would want to do like that.

But imagine if you had something like that in your family. I've just realised what I want in my family. Yeah. And, well, to be honest, there's two things I want and I think one thing I'm never going to get because my brother's going to get it. Okay. The house.

No, not the house. My dad bought a Datsun 270Z, which is like a collectible car. Yes. And I'm pretty sure my brother's got dibs on that. So the other thing that I want is the pasta bowl that my nuna handed down to my mum. That's what I want. Well, if you have to do this deal with your brother, you're like one of us gets the car and one of us gets the pasta bowl.

I feel like if you really want that pasta bowl. I could get it. I think you're going to get it. I could have a chance. Let's talk to Megan first. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, how are you doing?

Good, thanks. What was the thing that's passed down to you? So my gran was married five times. All of her husbands passed before she did. And so when she passed away, each of us got a diamond from one of her wedding rings. Oh, yeah. As a granddaughter. Okay.

Wait till everyone got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's three of us. So my mom got one, like, whatever was left over. Yeah. And my brother's a jeweler, so he made us all, like, a bespoke diamond ring from one of my gran's diamonds. That's really special pretty cool yeah yeah very cool can we just rewind it back for a second to the bit where

you said that your grandma five of her husbands passed away before she did correct did the police at any stage start to get suspicious and go this woman's husbands keep dying. I mean, a couple of them are pretty weird. Like, but no, no one ever, like her last husband was her previous husband's best friend. And so it was like, she always told us, you don't marry for love, you marry for company or money. Grandma's a savage. Hey, sounds like grandma was a trailblazer.

Can you imagine Grandma? She must have been hot. Grandma sounds like Sweeney Todd, the way these guys are popping up. Who's next on the list? Amazing. Okay, thank you, Megan. She's like, I've got three granddaughters. I need to have at least three marriages.

So I'm going to have more than... Oh, my God. Tuff's here. Hey, Tuff. Hi, Tuff. Hey, hey. Kia ora, kia ora. Kia ora.

What is the thing in your family that gets passed down from generation to generation? Unfortunately, the unwanted heirloom that gets passed down normally in our mid-20s is gout. Oh, Tuff. Now, I only laugh that hard, Tuff, because I inherited that from my father and his father before him

and his father before him and his father before him so there's no ceremony or anything like that you just wake up and you're paralysed by the pain and you ring your dad and you go I think I've broken my foot and he goes ah I knew this day would come is that when you know you officially became a man? Is that when

your dad's like, you've officially become a man and you've entered our family? Yeah, basically, yeah, yeah. And then you'll put through the test to see how much of a man you are. The test is a uric acid test and it's taken by the doctor. Thanks, Tuff.

That's very funny. Have you seen this text?? oh this one's hectic someone said my sister cut up my mum's wedding dress for parts for her dress because she was too big to fit in it

I would have fitted in it and I was the same size as mum I ended up with a tiny pearl decoration that's it your sister cut up the dress that's so off before she let you wear it.

That is some older sister energy right there. Can you imagine the older sister's like, nah, I'm getting married first. Nah. I get dibs on the dress. You don't even fit it. Chop it up! Age gap love. We want that age gap love.

Do we? Do we want it? No, not me personally, but we like to talk about it. We want to age gap love. Do we? Do we want it? No, not me personally, but we like to talk about it. We want to talk about it. We want to talk about it. Because it fascinates us. And like I said before, it often creeps us out. Yeah, depending on the situation, what's the go with these two? I'll just give you objective details, okay?

No emotion. These guys are making news today because they're Kiwis who are TikToking their age gap love. And surprise, surprise, he's the older one. Oh, I'm shocked. What's the age gap between the two? Her name's Brightney. His name is James.

I'll let them tell you what the age gap is from their TikTok account. Yeah, we get the age difference as a big gap. Big gap. Big gap. No doubt about it. How big a gap? 35 years. Only 35 years.

But he looks 29. Only 29. And I'm 22. Boom. Love you. Woof. Woof. Woof, all right.

He looks 29 plus 22. So wait, so how old does that make him? I'm not good at math. He's 57, she's 22. That is a massive age gap. I'm only presenting facts here, by the way. No conjecture. Yeah.

No opinion. Well, you have to have an opinion. No, no. You have no opinion. I've got journalistic integrity. I'm just reporting on this story. Okay, so let's say, you know, like a situation. If your daughter Tui came home at 22 and goes,

Dad, this is my boyfriend. He's 57. How would you feel? Not going to happen. It's not going to happen. And then you go, wait a minute. Ben, we went to school together. Why are you dating my daughter?

That's why I will continue to go to the gym three times a week so I can physically prevent that from happening. I'll be like, get out of my house, you 57-year-old man. Get out of here. Anyway, that's my opinion on my story. Not this one. I'm not having any opinion on this one. They get accused of she's only in it for the money a lot.

Yeah, so is he wealthy? He's wealthy and she's 22. They've addressed that on their TikTok for the money a lot. Yeah, so is he wealthy? He's wealthy. Right. And she's 22. They've addressed that on their TikTok account. Have a listen. So, babe, what do you think about all the comments? Well, the comments are interesting, but a lot of comments about money. She's only in it for the money.

It's ridiculous. I was married for 30 years. Bought my wife a Maserati, paid for everything. What is the difference? Of course, you're going to spend money. Just not an issue and not relevant. Yeah, and where are we going?

Off to get a new car. I'm getting a Porsche. Ha ha! Hey. I'm getting a Porsche. Lucky her. I mean, I would love a Porsche. And yeah, you know what?

Fair enough. Good on her. You know what? She deserves a Porsche. How long have you know what? Fair enough. Good on her. You know what? She deserves a Porsche. How long have they been together? Don't know. And he said he, you said he had a couple of kids. Yeah.

And she, I'm assuming she potentially definitely could be younger. Well, he's 57. He was married for 30 years where he had his kids. So yeah, the kids are in there, in that range somewhere. They might be 30. They might be close to 30 range somewhere. You'd assume. They might be 30, they might be close to 30. Yeah, you'd assume. So technically, like if their relationship goes on

or if they get married, their step-mom is younger than the kids. Correct. And how does that go down? Well, they've talked about that too. Oh, they have? Yeah, here's what his daughters think of the relationship. People have been asking how your daughters think of me well two

of them are okay one's sitting on the fence and the other one would like to murder you with a pitchfork which isn't very nice no no you don't deserve to be murdered with a pitchfork babe that's for sure but yeah look people are entitled to their opinion aren't they babe yeah we don't mind we don't mind we're in't mind. We're in love. That's all that matters. Love is love. Love is love. Love is love.

Love is love. Love is love. So he's got four daughters. Correct. Yeah. Wow, okay. And obviously he said some of them okay, others not so much. Others are not so keen on the situation.

Cool. There's the facts. I've got a very simple question I want to ask as our phone talk this afternoon. The question is, is your step-parent younger than you? Yeah. Is the person your parent is with younger than you?

Imagine if you went to school with someone who's now your step-parent. Are you older than your step-mom? That could happen. 100% that could happen. Couldn't it? Yeah. Craig's here. Hi, Craig.

G'day, Craig. Hey, guys. How are you going? You got a step-parent who's younger than Hi, Craig. G'day, Craig. How you going? You got a step-parent who's younger than you, Craig? Okay. Like, are we talking same age like you knew them growing up? Yeah. So what happened was that my dad said to me, I've got someone for you to meet.

So I went round, got in his car and went round to meet them. And I walked through the door and I said, oh, I've got someone for you to meet. So I went round, got in his car, and went round to meet them. And I walked through the door, and I said, oh, hi, Debbie. She goes, hi, Craig. And I was thinking I was going to meet her mother or something, but that was the one. That was it. That was Dad's girlfriend. And how did you know her?

I knew her at school. She was in my form class. Oh, Craig. How old were you when this happened, Craig? Probably 18, I think I was. Okay, all right. The old man was 43. All right, all right, all right.

Dirty old dad. Dirty old dad. And Craig, did it last? Oh, no, I think it went pear-shaped. I think she wanted kids and the old man had had to snip-snip. Yeah, exactly right. They're from different generations, Craig. They're from completely different worlds.

Okay. Yeah. Listen to Craig completely different worlds. Okay. Yeah. Listen to Craig. He's loving it. Vlogging, I was like, looked at Dad, and I was like, Dad. Dirty old Dad. All right. Thanks, Craig.

We appreciate it. Let's go to Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks, Tyler. Is this a situation that's happened in your life?

Your step-parents been younger than you? Not quite. It's a little bit different. So my nan's partner, Tom, they've been together since before I was born. Okay. He was in my dad's younger brother's class at school. Okay.

Right. Right. So effectively your dad's step-dad is younger than him. Yeah, yeah. And I never knew, like, my whole life until I was, like, 22, 23. And then it all came out one Christmas that, like, Tom, who I've always thought was just, like, I don't know, an old man. He's great.

I love him. But I found out that he was, like, younger than Dad and all this. And everyone in the family's, like, minds were blowing up. I get it. Because you're a kid. Old is old to you, right? He's just old. They're all old. Yeah, pretty much. But your dad's looking at him this whole time going, you young son of a...

We said it before, we have to say it again. Dirty old nan. Dirty old, creepy old nan. Oh, Tyler, that would have been so weird when you figured it out later on. Like when you were older, you're like, wait a minute. Wait a second. The craziest thing too, my nan's like, she's so beautiful. She's aged so well. When we were kids, people thought she was our mum.

Yeah, right. Interesting. Yeah, right. So she was just young at heart. Oh, go Nan. There you go. Is Nan and Tom still going well? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all good, hey. Yeah, good. All right. Well, that's a good story. Oh, go Nan. There you go. That's probably Tom's opinion. Is Nan and Tom still going well? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're all good, Dave. Yeah, good. All right. Well, that's a good story. Thank you, Tyler. Well, there, it's worked out. You have to be so careful with this whole topic, eh? Like, there are only so many stories that we can put to air.

Yeah, there's a lot that's coming through on the text machine that we can't. I reckon we park it, actually. Yeah, I think that's it. I reckon we've had our fun. Brie and Clint. Who would put gravy on biscuits? Red Flex, Steve Lacey. It's American biscuits.

Yeah. Which aren't like our biscuits. Still wouldn't put gravy on them, that's for sure. It's more like a savoury scone, an American biscuit. A biscuit? Yeah. As a scone? And it's savoury?

Like a savoury scone, yeah. What a weird country. Hey! It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. Here, Marcel, some gravy and biscuit.

You can buy them from McDonald's. Really? Yeah. America, eh? Crazy place. Home of the land of the free and the brave. This is Birthday Banger, where we tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday. G'day, Jax.

Hello, Jax. Hi. How are you, mate? Pretty good. How are you guys? Yeah. Wait a minute. Are you American?

No. No, I am not. I am Canadian. Oh, so sorry about that, Jax. We do apologize. We are so sorry about that. Our deepest apologies, eh? Hey, Jax, what's your birthday, mate?

24th of March, 1982. That's right. That means you were 16 in 1998. And let me take you back, Jax, because this would have been number one. Yeah. Banger. The Fresh Prince of Toronto. That's Will Smith.

What do you think, Jax? That is so cool. I totally made it. It's a great Will Smith song. It's a great one. And he has got a lot of great songs. Okay, wait there, Jax. We're going to do a birthday banger for Luke.

Kia ora, Luke. G'day, Luke. How's it going? Where are you from, Luke? Gore. Oh, yes. I've been to Gore. Don't start with any jokes.

We were going to mention the golden guitars. Or the trout. Oh, no. Is that Gore? Yes, that's Gore. The trout. Yeah, that's all we're going to say. Why?

What were you talking about, Luke? Oh, no. Nothing. Yeah. No, Gore. Great, great timing, Gore. Luke. Hey, there goes Jeremy Wells.

Oh, no. Don't mention him when you're talking to Luke about Gore. Luke, what's your birthday? 20th of February, 87. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And on the 20th of Feb 2003, this had a number one hit. Tattoo. All the things she said.

I like that one, Luke. What do you think? It's a bit of a banger. It is a banger. She's in politics. That's right. One of those girls now, huh? Yeah.

Were they Russian? I think so. I think they were, yeah. Was she in Russian politics? It's a great question. I don't know. I don't know. All right, Luke from Galway there.

We'll do one more for Andrea. Kia ora, Andrea. Hi, Andrea. Hi, how are you doing? And Andrea, where are you from? Tauranga. Tauranga. Oh, lovely spot.

Lovely spot. We love Tauranga. Hey, Andrea, what's your birthday? 23rd of the 6th in the 79. All right, that means you were 16 in 1995. And on the 23rd of Feb on 95, this was number one. No, that was for Luke. I was going to say, the same one?

I love this. Real McCoy, Another Night. You remember that one, Andrea? I do remember this one, yeah. Banger. So. The rap. 90s.

Yeah. So 90s. Deep in my arms, something and something. Okay, wait there, Andrea. We've got a tough decision. Like they run. Oh, wait there, Andrea. We've got a tough decision. Like they run. Ha, yeah. So good. I reckon Tattoo.

That's who I'm going to vote for. Really? Yeah, I haven't heard that in ages, that song. You've shocked me. Okay, hold on. They're all good. Tattoo, Will Smith, Riel McCoy. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yeah. No, I'm going Will Smith. You're going to go Will Smith? Yeah. Oh-huh. Yeah. No, I'm going Will Smith. You're going to go Will Smith? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you were about to go Will McCoy. Split vote.

It means that producer Megan gets the vote today. Tartu, Will Smith or Will McCoy? What's the winner, Megan? I was going to go Will McCoy. It's your choice. You have to say the words. So let's go another night, Will McCoy. I was tossing up between this and Will Smith, so I'm happy.

Andrea from Tauranga, congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Oh, good. Thank you. Turn this one up loud, Andrea. It is for you. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. I feel great Cause it's still the same

When the night is gone I'll be alone Another night, another dream But always you It's the vision of love It's the never-ending dream It's the never-ending dream It's the never-ending dream

It's the never-ending dream I believe 95? 1995, another night takes it out. This afternoon taking down Will Smith and Tato. Yeah. I believe 95. 1995. Another night takes it out. This afternoon, taking down Will Smith and Tatu. That was my favourite Real McCoy song, I think. Definitely a top five Real McCoy song. Top five for sure, yeah. Of all the Real McCoy songs.

Actually, I want to look up before we go, if she is a politician in Russia. I think I read that she is definitely a politician. Yeah, no, she she is a politician in Russia. I think I read that she is definitely a politician. Yeah, no, she definitely is a politician, but it's where? Oh, my God, they've been up to a bit. Yeah. So they are a Russian band.

Doesn't say. Right. But they are from Russia, so I'm assuming... Well, it would make sense if she's in politics that she's in Russian politics. Not a good time to be in Russian politics. She could be one of the good ones. There has to be good people in there as well, so... Yeah, true.

Watch out for poots. Brie and Clint. Clint, uh, last night, something went down in my household, uh, where it was a bit strange. So picture this. I'm sitting on the couch. My partner's sitting on the couch.

And all of a sudden, I noticed that I can hear a noise, a sound. She's listening to a TikTok. Okay. Right? We're watching TV. Hey, that's another story. She's listening to a TikTok. And I was kind of like,

is that a TikTok or is it something else? I didn't really know what was going on or what she was watching. Sounds confusing. I thought we could play a game where I've found the audio from the TikTok, right? And then you and the producers are going to be in the same position I was last night where I couldn't see what was going on yeah but you guys have to guess what it is tell me what it is okay sure okay all right so here's the the tiktok or whatever it was that I heard last so I'm gonna have to get a

little bit more aggressive with this one um just because of the sheer size of it I don't think I don't think I actually really think it's just gonna crack it let's see how it goes without that you ready Just more and more of that More? No, just pretty much that There it goes He's done He's done it Now I actually strangely know what this is

This guy for some reason Do you follow him? No, but he's in my algorithm. I see him pretty regularly. So I'm going to opt out of guessing and let our wonderful producing team try and identify it. Megan, do you know what that noise is?

Any ideas? I don't know if we should be playing it on the radio. You do get that vibe. I can hear that. Well, that's what I was in the position of last night. Well, I'll tell you what it is. I'm pretty sure it's a guy splitting wood, right? It's a real hot... It's a what?

We just said we can't play that on the radio. It's a real hot muscly guy splitting wood in overalls. What did you say? He's chopping wood. That is correct. That is Thorin Bradley, the hottest guy on TikTok. It is the biggest thirst trap

you've ever seen. Swinging a big axe and just chopping wood. Look, I'm a completely heterosexual guy. He is delicious. Married, got kids. That made me want to get a fireplace. Oh, mate. He, I don't know what it is. I could watch him for days.

Yeah, okay. Well, there you go. Well, now you know what your partner's into. I do. So I'm worried, okay. Well, there you go. Well, now you know what your partner's into. I do. So, I'm worried, actually.