ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th August 2023

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Tradie vs Lady got hijacked. What did you miss because you were sick? Awkward questions from kids. How to work a phone - tips for anyone trying to win Taylor Swift tickets.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on ZM. Happy Thursday guys. Oh jeez, it's a bit depressing in the news at the moment, isn't it? Why, what in particular? Oh, just them putting up bloody prices of things and then they're taking other prices down.

We get it. It all evens out. And if not, you're making us pay a little bit more. Yeah, that's why you've got to vote for Winston or something. Jeez, have you lost it? Have you finally lost the plot? Guys, it's happened after five and however many months,

five years and however many months, Clint's lost it. There's people listening right now who will be voting for Winston. Not on this station. There will be. On this station. Listening. Yeah. 100%.

Okay. 100%. And you're one of them. There'll be people listening right now voting for the Green Party. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There'll be people listening right now who's voting for David Seymour.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Winston Peters? Yeah. Okay. My TikTok thinks I'm voting for Winston Peters. I'm getting all of his videos at the David Seymour. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Winston Peters? Yeah. Okay. My TikTok thinks I'm voting for Winston Peters.

I'm getting all of his videos at the moment. Are you? Yeah. Any good ones? Yeah, they're pretty good actually. You doing some dances? Yeah, I bet. I bet he is.

Today on the show, we've got another double pass to Taylor Swift to give away at four o'clock if you get through after you hear the third Taylor Swift song. If you want to play tradie versus lady right now, though, $50 cash up for grabs. We need a tradie and a lady to play. 0800 dials at M. Call now. We'll get you on.

Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Alrighty. Come on, tradies. Come on, ladies. Let's have a good game this afternoon. The tradies on 68 wins for the year.

The ladies on 75, still out in front. Let's go to our ladies first. This one's calling in from Auckland. She's 42, and she can blow bubbles out her eyeball when she's underwater. Now, that's a skill. Welcome to the show, Amy. G'day. How you doing? Good, thanks, Amy. How are you doing?

Thank you. How did you learn that you could do that? Under water, you know, when you sort of hold your nose, I can blow, just to get out, I don't know, air could come out of my tear duct. Yeah, it probably just started leaking one time when you were holding your nose. Yeah, It probably just started leaking one time when you were holding your nose. Yeah, well possibly also there's like a downside to it when I have a cold as well. Oh, you have snot come out

your eyes. Oh my god. I wonder if you started vaping if you could blow vape clouds out of your eye ducts as well. Probably, probably. Buzzy, Amy, buzzy. You're taking on our tradie today, they're 28. They're from Auckland as well.

And they recently fell off a roof and broke their leg. Welcome to the show, Stevie. G'day, team. Yes, I'm at home at the moment and losing my mind a bit. So thank you for putting me on. Stevie. You're welcome to the show. Yeah, welcome to the show.

What bone in your leg did you break, mate? A femur. Oh, jeez. That's the worst one, right? Yeah, that's a dangerous one because if that breaks, it could like break your main artery.

Yeah, it could go through and sever your artery. Oh, well, I'm glad you're okay. How many weeks recovery is that? About six months. Wow. Wow.

Okay. Oh, you poor bugger. I also just wanted to say that I am definitely voting for Winnie P. Well, there you go, Stevie. I was wrong. As it is policy on Marlborough Lights.

Is that what got you over the line? Yeah, and he's actually also set up shop across from my flat, so I look at him every day. You see him every day. You have to vote for him. Okay, your buzzer is tradie. Amy, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.

Good luck. Question number one, guys. The second semi-final of the FIFA Women's World Cup took place in Sydney last night. Between Australia and England, who took home the W? Straty. Yes, Stevie. Stevie. Straty.

Yes, Stevie. Yes, Stevie. All of the questions. Wait, is this a prank? Yes. It's from that tennis thing. Are you guys there? Yeah, we're here.

We're here, Stevie. No, no. Is this? Did you see another radio station doing this to other people? Oh. Oh, no, no. Yeah, this is the edge, isn't it? Oi, is this Sharon, Steph and Nixon?

I'm coming for you three if this is you guys. Maybe. I told that. I knew it. I knew it. Now, I applaud this prank, can I just say, loved every second of it. Well done. Well done. Well done.

Get it off. You can't say it for us, guys. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, catnip? Come on, join in, Clint. How did they get through? Nah, I applaud it.

They've got someone on the inside. There's someone working for them. Can I just say, Stevie, whoever, who was Stevie? Because he played the part to a T. Well, the good news here for you, Amy, is you've just won tradie versus lady. Congratulations. Oh, yay.

You've won by default. Amy, put your legs up. Put your feet up as well because, yeah, you don't have to do anything. That's it. Oh, brilliant, because I was so nervous I was going to scream out my name instead of lady. Yeah, it's always a risk.

It's always a risk. Well, congratulations. How did they bloody get through on the lines, eh? How did they get through? I knew it was them. They're sniffing around. I reckon they want Taylor Swift tickets. Oh, they're trying to get them.

That's why they're really calling. Last night, the second semifinal took place in Australia for the FIFA Women's World Cup. It was the Aussies versus the English, and it was a grudge match. It was rough as guts. There was 74, nearly 75,000 people packed into Stadium Australia, and it was a moment, iconic moment of history. Looking like the match winner at the moment,

Lauren Hemp has got away from Gorry and plays it through to Russo. And Russo puts England into the World Cup final. As simple as that. Devastating. The Lionesses were just too good for the Matildas last night. Played really well. Ended up winning 3-1.

So they will go through to the World Cup Final against Spain, which takes place on Sunday night. Yeah. It was interesting because, obviously, I'm a big Matildas fan, so I know all the girls in the team. And when they were announcing the line-up just before kick-off, they kind of showed the line-up and where people are playing and that kind of thing.

They do that funny little walk towards the camera and fold their arms. Yeah, yeah. So you can see, you know, who's in the line-up. Do the tough guy stare. Or they, you know, cross their arms. Anyway, I noticed that one of the players in the Aussie team, she's the central defender for the Aussies. Her name's Alana Kennedy, and she plays every game for the Australians.

Like the defenders normally play every game. They're not really the ones that get subbed in and out. Or injured that much. Yeah, they're usually the key defenders for the whole tournament. Anyway, when they announced the line-up, Alana Kennedy wasn't on the card. So she's played every game up until this point. And I thought, I wonder what's happened.

She must have got injured at training or something. Or she had a boozy night out. Or she hit the cans. Yeah, she hit the jars. And had to get dropped. Yeah. Yeah. She hit the jars. She broke team protocol. Turns out, because they had to mention why she wasn't there, because it's quite unusual, and the commentators said that she was sick and that she was so sick that she didn't even

make it to the stadium. How gutted would you be? Couldn't leave the hotel. Your body lets you down. Just. Can you imagine? Yeah, because that would have been the biggest game of her career.

100% it's the biggest game of her career. Yeah. Might be the biggest game of her career ever and she missed it because she was sick. Devastating. Like I wonder what type of sickness. You'd have to be real sick too because I reckon if you were just like a bit sick.

You'd just push through. You'd go get the Sudafed. Get the Codrules. Get on the Fiat. Get on the Otrovin Plus. Absolutely. Push through. Just play that game and then die after the game. Yeah. And then worry about after the game, yeah.

How devastating would you be? That would have happened to a lot of people for big moments, special moments, important moments over the last three years, especially with COVID. Remember it happened to you with Harry Styles. I missed Harry Styles and Lorde in the same week. That's right. Because I got COVID in the same week.

Yeah. I mean, first world problems, but you know. Yeah, it's still a problem, whether it's first world or not. That's the thing you were building up to. Yeah, it's something that you can't really, you know. You can't control it. You can't control it. She couldn't control when she got sick.

It's really unfair. I feel so gutted for her. And to be honest, I feel like it did have an effect on the Aussies game last night because when you take someone so key out of the team, you know, it kind of jumbles the team around. Do you reckon anyone's missed their own wedding from being sick? Oh, that's an interesting one. Because if you got COVID, if it was your wedding day

and you were the one that got COVID, you wouldn't be able to go. You couldn't go. Yeah. Especially, I reckon now you might pretend that you don't have COVID because we're so far down the track. But, you know, I'll test after. I'll test the day after the wedding. But over the last three years, it's been a very serious thing.

You just wouldn't, you couldn't go to your own wedding if you had COVID. I think we should put it out there. What have you missed because you came down with a sickness? Yeah. Like, and obviously you would have had to been real sick to miss certain things. Like, what big things did you miss because you got sick? Yeah, and how pissed off were you about it? How annoyed?

Bree and Clint. We want to know, what did you miss because you were too sick? Well, big, important thing. Brittany's called up. Hi, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hi there. Tell us, was it you that missed out on something

big because you got sick? Yes, our wedding. No Brittany. Was it you that got sick? Yeah, me, my husband and my baby. What kind of sick? Covid. You got Covid.

How far out from the wedding? I got Covid and it was two days before. So what do you do in that situation? Panic And then just call everyone And like we had family coming in from Aussie Yeah Everything and they'd all flown in So did you postpone the wedding?

Or did you just Yeah You postponed it Yeah we postponed it Have you had it? It's about four months Yes we have now finally How much it. Have you had it? It was about four months. Yes, we have now, finally. Oh, gutted.

How much did it cost you guys, Brittany? In all, we lost about 10 grand. Oh, jeez. Hitting me. Does the government pay? I know they paid out on a lot of things with COVID. Did they pay out on failed weddings? No, no.

It would be nice if they did. It would be nice if they did, yeah. They should have at least got you your wedding cake or something, you know? That sucks. Someone texted in and they said, I pretty much missed everything on an eight-day trip to Fiji after breaking my wrist in the first hour of the first day.

I wonder how they broke it. Beach volleyball? Or they got on the jars. Carver ceremony? Yeah. It stood up too fast after the Carver ceremony? Maybe. Someone texted her as well and said, I'm the biggest jars. Carver ceremony. Yeah. Stood up too fast after the carver ceremony. Someone texted her as well and said, I'm the biggest My Chemical Romance fan.

I was in my teenage years. Was so excited for their return. Next minute, I broke my hip and ended up in surgery while everyone's jamming to the Black Parade. I could literally cry. There's a great My Chemical Romance song for that, though. It goes, I'm not okay. Poor thing.

Loretta's here. Hi, Loretta. Hi, Loretta. Hi. What did you miss because you were too sick? I missed my really good friend's engagement party, which actually turned out to be a secret wedding. No!

Loretta! What was wrong with you? I was sort of sick, like flu type, way before COVID even existed. Yeah, yeah. You poor bugger. When did you get the news that it was actually a secret wedding? The day after. Do you think if you'd known that it was going to be a secret wedding

that you would have, like, gone? Yeah. Even though you were sick? you would have, eh? Yeah, I would have. Definitely. You just would have sucked it up and went, yeah. Just don't hug me, don't kiss me. I'll just stay in the corner.

I just need to be here. I'll stay outside. I'll watch through the ranch lighter. Oh, Loretta. We were born a week apart. Our mums, yeah, we live next door to each other, so we're like sisters even. No!

She should have had more respect for you, Loretta, and she should have postponed the secret wedding. I think so. I think so too. Yeah, I think so too. Okay, thanks, Loretta. Let's go to Emma on 0800 Dial ZM. Hi, Emma.

Hi, Emma. Hi, this is pretty bad. I had an appointment to have my baby delivered because my son was eight days eight. And I was so sick, I actually couldn't even get out of the bed. I slept through it. I had a shiver, fever. I didn't go to hospital.

I missed the labor, my own labor. And then baby had to be rebooked like five days later because he was already eight days late. Yeah. And instead of being born on 18th of May, he was born on the 22nd, which makes him Gemini rather than Taurus. And I'm listening to this for 22 years now. I meant to be a Taurus.

You made me Gemini. And the story never gets old because it's just incredible. Emma. I know. You missed your own birth. That's how sick you were. Yeah, that's how sick I was because he was all eight days late and I think the doctor said that probably my body just had enough

and I was really exhausted. And by that time he was born, he was 14 days late, which was pretty cooking. Emma, you would have wanted him to get the hell out of you by that stage. Oh, he didn't want to get out because when he was born, he was born asleep. And I thought, literally I thought he died, but he was born asleep, like one in a million.

Wow. Okay, Emma, Emma, Emma, you win. You win the topic, okay? Thanks so much. I never thought we would get a call like that. That's incredible. Oh, well, you do now. Oh, Emma,, okay? Thanks so much. I never thought we would get a call like that. That's incredible. Oh, Emma, that story has made my week. Trust that kid to

be into astrology, eh? That would be the one kid that gets into astrology. The kid came out of sleep. Have you ever heard that? Guys, we have to talk about something because I'm quite confused by a beautiful delivery that I have gotten this afternoon. I've seen this.

It's beautiful. It's come in like this wooden box. It's from a place called the Hunting Lodge. I've been there. Have you? I've been to a friend's wedding at the Hunting Lodge. It's a wedding venue. It's a stunning, stunning wedding venue.

It's beautiful. Anyway, I've opened the box and there's three bottles of, I think it's Prosecco. Looks delicious. Sparkling wine. Lovely. It looks expensive. It looks real expensive. Like really nice.

And it came with this note, right? So this is from The Hunting Lodge. Hi, Bree. Congratulations on your engagement. We are all big fans of the show And wanted to reach out when we heard That you were looking for a wedding venue We would love the opportunity

To discuss this further And to show you our magical one of a kind Vineyard venue I would love to hear from you kindest First of all when did you get engaged Well yeah I don't tell you guys everything But I feel like if you were Talking about it on the radio,

you should have told us you were engaged. Well, this is the thing. I didn't think I got engaged. And now I'm confused. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm not engaged. Let's start at the beginning. Are you engaged?

No. Are you looking for a wedding venue at the moment? I'm not. But I love this free delightful gift that the Hunting Lodge has sent me. I mean, does anyone want one of these bottles? Because I mean, it has been sent to me. So, juices?

If they're going spare, I'd absolutely love a bottle of... I mean, I can't drink at all, so if you guys want a bottle... We'll take one. Are any of you guys out there engaged and planning a wedding at the moment? Is anyone? No. It wasn't you? Claudia, you're not engaged? Nah. It wasn't you? Claudia, you're not engaged? Nah. There's no one.

Ella, you're not engaged? No. Oh, okay. Not yet. Okay. Anyone from the ZM office? No, I just take, I want one. Are you sure it's not for you?

Are you sure you're not engaged? No. Why would they send that to you? Well, I mean, if it's, it's not my name, it must be for me. Yeah. If no one else wants it. Is it saying that they're going to give you the venue for free for your wedding? I think so, yeah.

Is that what it's saying? Yeah. Maybe I should get engaged now. Oh, well, screw it. Let's just drink the Prosecco, shall we? Okay, let's open it. Yeah, because no one is claiming it, so. I guess I'm going spare.

I guess this is mine. It looks really nice, though. Guys, I guess I better go home and tell my partner that I'm engaged. Congratulations. Because it has been sent. Oh, someone's running through the office. Here comes someone. I guess no one at ZM is planning a wedding at the moment.

This is actually for me. Well, it says it's to Bree, but I think the hunting lodge have got you and Bree confused. Oh, my God. We can share it. You can look at venues for future. Oh, I thought you meant the Prosecco. You were going to give me one bottle.

Oh, I asked you what was in that box ages ago. I actually quote what's in your box. Yeah, we were tricking so that we could lure you in here for this prank. I love that. I could see you in the office and we were going on and on with this gag. I heard you and I was like, hey, Brains aren't engaged. I'm engaged. And I was like, nah, the brain of the NIMB says it. Oh, bridezilla

over here. You were not paranoid enough in this situation. No. Well, that's so sweet. Guys, I'm real disappointed now. Maybe I should get engaged. If this is what it's like. You're not allowed to get engaged until all Georgia stuff's

locked down. Well, now I'm just going to make sure I keep talking about it because if I'm going to get more of this, I'm down for that. Well, can I just say, the Hunting Lodge, if I do ever get engaged, I will be contacting you because you seem lovely. And your Prosecco's delicious. And I will take this bottle home. Georgia, this is my fee. Now, we'll take it this weekend.

Okay, good deal. On the plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Bree and Clint. Georgia, congratulations. Thanks, Okay. Bree and Clint. Georgia, congratulations. Thanks, team. Bree and Clint.

Taylor Swift tickets very, very, very shortly. Double pass to Taylor Swift very shortly. First, though, I feel like there is a little bit of admin that needs to be done, which I wasn't expecting with this competition. And I don't mean to unfairly target a specific generation, but I feel like this could be... Leave the boomers alone. You're always going on about how the boomers don't know this

and they don't know that. Weirdly, I think the boomers have got an advantage in this competition. The boomers have the upper hand. They're onto it. They have landline phones. I think they might be in the box seat. They know what a dial tone sounds like. The thing we have realised here at ZM

is that some people do not know how to use the phone function of their phone. They don't make phone calls. They don't answer calls. They don't send out calls. So the idea of calling a radio station doesn't necessarily make sense to everybody. Have a listen to some of these comments

that we're getting on Instagram. What's the exact number that I dial? Like, how do you dial? 0800 dial ZM. That's a number that's made up of words. We get it. It's very confusing. Each letter corresponds with a particular number.

And if you look when you're dialing on the phone, you can see the letters. The little letters. It's also how we used to text, funnily enough. The word is, it spells out 0800 342 596. Yes. That's the phone number that you call. Like, I did not expect that we'd be getting these messages,

so let's go through them. First of all, that's the phone number and numbers. Second of all, that phone number. One more time for people who weren't listening. I don't actually know it, so 0800 342596. That's the one. That phone number, you can't text it. That's not a... That's not

the number to text. That's not a number that you can text. The 9696 number, that's the one that you text. Yes. But you can't call that number. No, if you want to text us, text 9696. If you want to call us, 0800 dial ZM. The, if you want to text us, text 9696. If you want to call us, 0800 dials at M. The noises that you're getting when you call through that don't make sense

to a lot of people, that's a really good point as well. Okay, so if you call 0800 dials at M and you hear this noise right here. That's busy. That's busy. All the phone lines have already been taken up and it's busy. Hang up and try All the phone lines have already been taken up and it's busy.

Hang up and try again. If you hear this sound, that's good. Hold on. That's a good noise. That means the phone is ringing. But we have multiple lines here at ZM. We have up to seven lines, which means lots of people can get that ringing noise at the same time.

Just depends if yours is the one that gets answered. Okay? Yeah, but don't hang up if you do have that because there's a chance that it might get answered. The most important one that I think we need to get through to people, you can't call us on Instagram. I know you can technically call an Instagram, but you can't call the ZM Instagram.

Like when we're telling you to call, that's not the place where you call. Yeah. Yeah. And the last bit of advice I feel like might be helpful is the app that you're looking for to call us. It's the little green one with a picture of a phone on the bottom of it. That's the one that makes a phone call go out. Yeah.

Okay. Have we covered off the basics? I think so. We're okay? We're all up to date? People on the text machine have said that we've made it more confusing. Have we? Yeah. Someone said, please repeat what

you just said. I'm so nervous. Can you please tell me what the Taylor song was at 12 today? Oh my god! These are all the texts that are coming through. I feel like we need to get this in as a subject in schools. Oh, this is a good idea. Someone said, I've just put you in as one of my contacts. Great idea. Great idea. Do that. Then you in as one of my contacts. Great idea. Great idea.

Do that. Then you can say, hey Siri, call ZM. Yes. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. We're going to do it next. Good luck. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint, Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, the heiress tour, live in Sydney. Day four of four weeks of giving away Taylor Swift tickets here on ZM, a double pass every day for four weeks. We have so many tickets that even people who work at other radio stations are trying to call us to win them. That's how many tickets we've got. If it's not you today, we hope that it's you tomorrow,

but it's got to be someone today. So let's go straight to the first person live on air with us this afternoon, and that's you, Jessica. Hi. Hi. You've made it through, Jessica, the hardest part. How are you feeling right now? My heart is beating so fast.

I am so excited and so nervous at the same time. Have you ever seen a Taylor Swift show live before? No, just on Netflix. And Jessica, how hard did you try to buy these tickets? Do you know what? I tried so hard to get tickets and I couldn't

get tickets. Well, maybe you weren't meant to buy them. Maybe you were meant to win them from us here at ZM, but let's find out. Jessica, can you please give us the 8 o'clock, 12 o'clock and 4 o'clock Taylor Swift songs that played on ZM?

I can. So the 8 o'clock was Cruel Summer, the 12 o'clock was Enchanted and the 4 o'clock was Love Story, Taylor's version. She's got it. You're going! Jessica, you'll be there live in Sydney!

Holy moly, you've just made my dreams come true, honestly. This is amazing. Who are you going to take with you? I'm going to take my friend Ashley. We've been friends since we were 14 and we've been obsessed with Taylor and she's going to be so shocked.

That's so, so cool. Thank you so much. What's it going to mean to her when you tell her that you've won both of you tickets? I think we're probably going to jump around and scream like giddy little girls. Yeah. You sound like you would do some good news, Jessica.

Honestly, it's my anniversary today and it's her anniversary today and we joked how funny would it be if we both won because it's our anniversaries and we've won. Oh Jessica it's meant to be. Oh wow thank you. You two are going to have the best time you are going to be in A Reserve

at the Taylor Swift Airers Tour in Sydney and you could yet win your flights thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab A Seat. That competition is still happening but the tickets are yours. Lock them away. Call your friend. Make the plans, Jessica. You're going.

Thank you so much. What a good phone call to make this afternoon. Brian Clint, that could be you tomorrow. If you play the game, you have to be listening at 8 o'clock with Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley, 12 o'clock with Georgia and 4 o'clock with us, Brian Clint,

to hear all three Taylor Swift songs and then you call us with them and if you get through, you win the tickets. You're doing well guys. Just remember, need I remind you, we're only at nearly the end of the first week. There's three weeks to go. We've got three more weeks of this.

We're not even halfway. No. Brie and Clint. If you watched Love Island years and years ago, you might remember a woman named Olivia Atwood. She was one of the islanders on one of the early seasons of Love Island. Do you know what year? I think it was 2017. How has Love Island been going that long?

I think the first one was 2016. Wow. Yeah, so it's been going for a while. If you watch that series, the people on the screen would have no idea what COVID-19 Wow. Yeah, so it's been going for a while. If you watch that series, the people on the screen would have no idea what COVID-19 is. Yeah, literally. But she is making headlines at the moment after she's spoken about how she regrets getting breast implants when she was 20. Oh. And yeah, she said she was way too young to be changing her body that drastically.

Take a listen. I got that boob job when I was young out of a fashion choice. I wanted big implants because that was the fashion. I was hung up on the boob thing from a really young age and I used to say to them, I'm going to get a boob job. And I just think it's really scary to do things to yourself for fashion choices like I did. And I just think it's really scary to do things to yourself for fashion choices like I did. And then I had to pay the price heavily having my boobs redone, you know,

seven years later because they didn't fit my body. I was in pain. It was a huge amount of money. Wow. Yeah. She's 32 now. Yeah, she's 32 now. She said that she was talking about getting a boob job as early as 14. Wow. And she regrets it. So that math means she would have getting a boob job as early as 14. Wow. And she regrets it. So that math means she would have had the boob job done before Love Island. She hasn't got famous from Love Island and then gone out and got one. No. She got it done before Love Island.

Yes, it was when she was quite young that she made that decision and she said she wishes she could go back and tell her younger self to just wait. She regrets it. You're too young. Yeah. I thought we could have an interesting conversation with people this afternoon about regrets you have from when you were young. Ooh, okay.

Decisions you made when you were young that you kind of look back on now and think, oh, I regret that. Yeah. But, I mean, we all make decisions when we're young that aren't the best decisions. Yeah. You know? Bad tattoos.

Trips that you wish you would have taken that meant something could have maybe happened if you'd gone and done that thing. Maybe you got married to a certain person that you feel like, yeah. Maybe you'd said no to someone who proposed to you and now they've gone on to marry someone else and you're like, that person was the love of my life. And I didn't see it when I was in front of me

Can you imagine how horrible that would feel to have the regret of where you said no to someone and now they're with someone else and you regret it We've all got regrets. I dislocated my finger and forgot to wear the splint and now I've just got a bung finger that goes

in a right angle and I can't straighten it out It's because they were doing that chant. What chant? Splint, Clint, splint, Clint. And you just couldn't take it. Excuse me, it was splinty, clinty. Yeah, right. And you're right, I couldn't take it.

0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. What is the regret you have from when you were younger? We're asking the question this afternoon. What's a regret you have from when you were younger? Yeah. Do you have any? Or do you live your life with no regrets? No regrets. I regret not taking

an OE. Not regret taking an OE, yeah. I regret not taking an OE. Yeah, I wish I'd taken it just a year before I moved into career mode and just went to travel when I had no responsibilities, when I had nothing to care about. The best time to travel. It'd be pretty weird for me to go home to my wife and children tonight

and be like, hey, I'm doing a gap year. You know? It would be. You can't do it now. I feel like that ship has sailed. It's too late. As fun as sail Croatia looks, I feel like literally that ship has sailed. Yeah, totally. I think my one regret

would be not spending more time with my nan or nuna. Oh, yeah. And I think because when you're younger, you kind of think, oh, you know, they'll be there forever. I've got time. And especially my nan who I did spend quite a lot

of time with her before she passed away, but I wish I'd spent more. Yeah, I think it's very natural, that regret. Someone said, I regret plucking my eyebrows too thin. I regret that too. That is a big one these days. I think a lot of people. Especially with the big, booty eyebrows being on trend. Yeah, a lot of people have that regret.

Someone else said, I tore my ligament in my knee playing rugby. And I played again three weeks later, way too soon. Now I'm eight, when I was 18 and now I have the knees of a 60-year-old. Oh, yeah. Not the smartest choice. I regret that. I regret the tattoo I got when I was 17, which says no regrets. Yep.

Yep. That one's quite ironic. That's a pretty good one. Let's talk to Michaela. I know $800 at him. Hey, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Michaela. What's talk to Michaela on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, how are you?

Good, thanks, Michaela. What's your regret from when you were younger? The thing that I regret is I got braces when I was in college. Yeah. And they were on for about a year. And the person, I can't remember the name, whatever you call them, the dentist person was like to me, oh, so you've got to wear a retainer after you get them off.

And me being me, I was like, yeah, I'll put them on for about a month or so. Now my teeth are partially crooked because I haven't worn them ever since. Oh, I feel like you're not alone, Michaela. You're not alone. We're getting lots of texts from people who regret not wearing their retainers.

Don't be too harsh on yourself. A lot of people don't wear the retainers. Just because your parents spent tens of thousands of dollars at the orthodontist, that's not your fault. Okay, Michaela, it's not your fault. Yeah. I know. But the thing is, is now it's got to the point where I have to have metal wires

at the back of my teeth to keep my teeth straight. Yeah, but does that mean you don't have to wear the retainers? Because I feel like... Yeah, no, so I don't have to wear the retainers. It's a win. Take it. That's a win. It's a little bit of a win.

Someone said, I regret not saving for a house since I was in kindergarten. That one hits me right in the feels. Someone else said, I regret getting my belly button pierced because now after having kids, it looks like a cat's bum hole. Oh, yeah. I didn't even think about that. Oh, no. But you've got two belly buttons.

I reckon there'd be a lot of people and people who are the same age as me will remember there was a phase, there was a time when lip piercings were all the rage. Yeah. And if you had a lip piercing, you now have. The libret. No, the libret's like in the middle. Is that the middle one? And then, you know, like a lot of people were getting the lip.

The side one. The's like in the middle. Is that the middle one? And then, you know, like a lot of people were getting the lip piercing on the side. The middle one was way more like metal. Yeah. The one on the side was way more punk, way more emo. Is that what you think? Yeah, definitely. This one here is Metallica. This one's Blink-182.

What's the one where they get it like where a beauty spot would be on the top of the lip? On your top lip. What's that called? Don't know, but that's a good one. You should definitely get that one. People say they regret piercings like that all the time because it leaves a little hole in your face. Yeah.

Yeah. I regret dating an absolute loser when I was on exchange overseas when I was 18. Should have listened to everyone around me and just enjoyed my time having fun without a boyfriend. Yeah, gutted. Yeah. Gutted. Someone else said,

I regret not wearing some block on my face every day for the past 40 years. Oh, I've never felt this one so bad. You know, I've just started wearing sunscreen every day. Are you joking? Yeah, I've started putting it in with my moisturiser. You've just started? Correct. Oh, mate.

You're too late to the party. In 2001, I sat beside a lovely lady on the bus from Melbourne to Brisbane. I chatted to her for ages and it is one of the most memorable days of my life. I regret not asking for her phone number. Jeez, must have been one hell of a conversation. Yeah. Yeah.

You have those moments though. They're the times as well where there would be no way of finding her. You know, once you went your separate ways, if you didn't ask for her number, like there's no way of finding her. Yeah. You know, once you went your separate ways, if you didn't ask for her number, like there's no way of contacting her. Someone said, I regret not having more partners. Why, are you married now or something? Do you feel like you didn't test drive enough partners or something? Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Britney Spears' marriage has broken up because someone cheated apparently. That's the rumour in Hollywood. The rumour is that Britney was the one that cheated. Now, here's what happened, according to sources here in LA,

is that Sam Asghari, her gorgeous husband, approached her about these alleged cheating rumors and enormous argument erupted, as you can imagine, and that he then left and he's now got his own place in L.A. There's no actual evidence that she did cheat, but something has come to light this afternoon afternoon which I am really shaken by. This is what I've just heard. Apparently, Sam is threatening to, quote, release extraordinarily embarrassing Britney Spears info if their prenup is not renegotiated. Oh, that's horrible. That is what I've heard.

I hope that's not true. He'll just be hurting. If he has been cheated on by his wife, he'll just be hurting and he'll be lashing out and saying things like that, you know? Justin Timberlake went on to write two full albums after Britney cheated on him, so... And they only dated for like three months. They weren't even married.

He rode that one all the way to Hollywood, didn't he, Dean? Yeah, Cry Me a River, one of the best. Remember the music video where he had the model look? It was so good. It was such a good song, such a good music video. But at the same time, get over it, bro. Like, get over it.

Yeah, like two albums, really? Two? And then he got done. He got done for cheating on, who's his wife? Jessica Biel. Yes, he cheated on Jessica Biel. And he wrote the song about it before that happened. He said the line, what goes around comes around.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, what we can take away from this is Sam Asghari, Britney Spears' ex-husband, will have an album dropping summer 2024. Is that what we're predicting? You never know.

You never know. You never know. That's the latest. The Goss out of Hollywood with our Britney Spears expert. That's no joke, Dean McCarthy. Don't laugh at that, Dean. You should put it on your LinkedIn profile. Nobody knows more about Britney Spears than Dean McCarthy.

Oh, my God, profile. Why aren't you crying to profile? That'd work too. Bree and Clint. Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? 500 bucks. We're into the big money now. And if you want to win it, you just have to get two movie plots correct before Brie does.

Who am I going head to head with this afternoon? Today, you will attempt to get your 10th victory in a row against Belinda. Hi, Belinda. Hi, Belinda. Hi, guys. You good at this game, Belinda? You've played along in the car? I always play along in the car with my daughter, and yet she always recommends I should call out.

So today I thought today's the day. Oh, good. Well done for calling up. Today is the day to do her proud. Is she in the car with you right now? She is in the car with me right now, yet she's really nervous and excited, I think. What's her name?

Bethany. Hi, Bethany. Hi. I'm going to say that if Bethany knows the answer, we will accept an answer from Bethany. I, Bethany. Hi. I'm going to say that if Bethany knows the answer, we will accept an answer from Bethany. I agree. I feel like that's fair. That's fine with me.

Okay. Here's how this works. I'll read plot lines out from the start. As soon as you think you know what they are, you buzz in with your name and you say what you think it is. Don't wait for me to finish that movie plot line because if you get two correct first, you will win the game. Today, our theme,

because the government has announced they will be removing GST from fresh fruit and vegetables, if you vote for them again, today all of our movies are set on farms. Okay. Love it. Okay.

Good luck to both of you Here we go Movie number one After 12 years of bliss Our hero breaks a promise to his wife And raids the farms of their human neighbours Giving in to his animal instincts Endangers not only his marriage

But also the lives of his family And their animal friends. When the farmers force him and his... Brie? Chicken Run? Chicken Run is a great guess, but it's wrong. You want a free guess, Belinda? I have no clue, sorry.

When the farmer forces him and his company deep underground, he has to resort to his natural craftiness to rise above the opposition. Nobody? I'm struggling on that one. Yeah, that's a hard one. Belinda, me too. What was that?

Fantastic Mr Fox. Oh, I haven't seen it. Oh, it's such a good movie. Is it? Yeah, it's such a good movie. I'll put it on my list. George Clooney. Okay, movie number such a good movie. Is it? Yeah, it's such a good movie. I'll put it on my list. George Clooney. Okay, movie number two.

No points. In Earth's future, a global... Oh, this is a hard thing to say. In Earth's future, a global crop blight and dust storm are slowly rendering the planet inhabitable. A brilliant NASA... Belinda? Belinda.

What's the name of it? Oh, my God. Iinda. What's the name of the robot? Oh my God, I can't think of the name of it. I'll give you three. Two, one. Three. Independence Day? Independence Day is wrong. A brilliant NASA physicist is working on plans to save mankind

by transporting Earth's population to a new home via a wormhole. But first he must send a former NASA pilot and a team of researchers through the wormhole and across the galaxy to find out which of the three Interstellar. Correct. Okay, one point to Brie. I agree

with you Belinda. You guys were expecting Babe Pig in the City and Charlotte's Web, weren't you? Not on my watch. Okay, here we go. Movie number three, one point to Bree. Okay. When an Iowa farmer hears a mysterious voice one night in his... Bree.

Signs. Signs is incorrect. Good guess, though, Belinda. No clue already. No clue. Carry on. When an Iowa farmer hears a mysterious voice one night in his cornfield. Bree.

The sixth sense. Sixth sense is wrong. Belinda. No clue. Okay. The farmer hears a voice saying, if you build it, they will come. He feels the need to act. Despite taunts of lunacy, he builds a baseball diamond.

Bree. Bree. Oh, what's the name of it? Field of Dreams. Field of Dreams is correct. God, I was so far off with my other guesses. So far off. They were farm-based though, that was good. Yeah. Except for the sixth

fence, that's not on a farm. Yeah, I just had a brain explosion. Hey Belinda, you don't get the win, but you do get 50 KFC chicken dollars and you got the opportunity to play, which is fun, right? Thanks, guys. Belinda, hard week to call up. I struggled just as much as you, mate.

But call back any time and play again. Thanks. If we got desperate, Charlotte's web was on there. Water? Yeah. And babe? And chicken run. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for a birthday banger Bree and Clint All I want for my birthday Is a birthday banger Just a few people wondering When we're going to do Baraka's Hack the Lag We'll do it around 5.40

Oh yeah we moved it today Sorry we didn't tell you guys Yeah so we are doing it It's coming up around 5.40 But first we're going to do Your birthday bangers This is where we tell you The number one songs on your 16th birthdays, and we'll play one of them out in full.

Let's do one for Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, Megan. Whereabouts are you calling from? I'm coming from a little town called Winton.

Winton. I know Winton. Oh, cute, Megan. Well, good to have you on the show. What's your birthday? The 13th of April, 1992. I believe she said 1992, so that means she was 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.

Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown, no ear. That is a banger, Megan. Megan. Man, there's not great coverage in Winton, unfortunately. Nah, we're losing you, Megan. I reckon she likes it, though. You reckon? Brady, I'll be Megan.

You talk to me. Megan, would that go off in Winton? Absolutely, Clint. We love it here in Winton. I think that's the winner. Is that a fair impersonation of you, Megan? Yeah, that's pretty close. Pretty close. Okay, cool. Wait there for us. Let's do a birthday banger for Angie. Hi, Ange.

Hi, Ange. G'day. Hi. Whereabouts are you calling from, Ange? I'm calling from a little town called Wellington. Ah. Never heard of it, but I imagine it from a little town called Wellington. Ah. Never heard of it, but I imagine it's nice. I heard it's windy. Not today. Not today. Angie, what's your birthday? 22nd of March, 63. All right, Angie, that means you were 16 in 1979. And on the 22nd of March, 79, this was number one. I will survive.

Oh, Angie, it's a ripper from Gloria Gaynor. I will survive. What a cool birthday banger, Angie. That's such a good one. Do you love it? Very happy. Love it. Okay, cool. Wait there. We're going to get

one more for Chrissy. Kia ora, Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hey, guys. You are calling from Rotorua. Mangatopuri. Mangatopuri. Yep, I thought so. That's what I meant to say. Chrissy, good to have you on the show.

What's your birthday? 5th of the 3rd, 1990. All right. That means you were 16 in 2006. And on the 5th of March, 06, this was number one. Ooh. I'm a little wimper funny. Beyonce and Slim Thug.

Yes. Huge from them, Chrissy. So good. That's a great song from Beyonce. You like it? Loving it. Yes. Huge from them, Chrissy. So good. That's a great song from Beyonce. You like it? Loving it. Yes, Chrissy.

Good vibes from you. Okay, wait there for a second. We're going to decide between Gloria Gaynor, Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown, or Beyonce and Slim Thug. I'm voting for the Beyonce song. Nowhere, Jordan Sparks. Oh, split vote.

Split vote. Let's go to our decider, producer Claudia. What is the winner of Birthday Banger today? I'm with Bree. It's got to be Nowhere. It's got to be Nowhere? Got to be. Got to be Nowhere.

That means Megan calling from Winton. You're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Congratulations. Yay! That is so cool. Thank you so much, guys. You are welcome, Megan. And say hello to everyone in Winton, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Congratulations. Yay! That is so cool. Thank you so much, guys. You are welcome, Megan. And say hello to everyone in Winton for us, okay?

I will. Thank you. No, no. Everyone in Winton. All of them. A few of them. All of them, yeah. Yeah, as you said.

Tell them at the town meeting tonight. Won't take long. Thanks, Megan. Bree and Clint. Thanks, guys. You're on ZM. Time to die before I wake. It's cause you took my breath away. Thanks, Megan. Bree and Clint. Thanks, guys. You're on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today,

Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown, No Air from the year 2008. That's for Megan and Winton. That's her birthday banger. Yeah, that was a good one. This is an interesting story. And this is a code word that we use on this show. If you've never listened to the show before,

I'm pretty sure you'll be able to figure out what it is. An indoor gardening and relationships expert, an educator actually, has revealed the question she's asked most often by kids in this area. She does sex ed. We can say it. She does sex ed. Okay.

So what's the question that she gets asked the most? It's not where do babies come from. It's not. It's not the question. That maybe used to be the most popular question. Well, I think if you don't know where babies come from, then you wouldn't think to ask that question to a sex educator, would you? Because the things aren't related. Yeah, true. You could ask that to a builder. You go, hey, bro,

where do babies come from? He's like, um, talk to your dad. I'm just here to fix the dick. Well, let me explain it to you, son, with this nail gun and a brick. And what happens is... Let me get a bit of 2x4. Her name is Rowena Thomas. son with this nail gun and a brick. And what happens is...

Let me get a bit of 2x4. Her name is Rowena Thomas. She goes around local schools. She's been doing it for 20 years. She knows how to talk to kids about this stuff. I couldn't think of a worse job if I'm honest. Me either. Oh, no thanks. She is doing... She's doing

the Lord's work. She is. She's doing important work. What a tough job she's got. But along with emptying portaloos, that is not the job for me. No, I couldn't do it. She said by far the number one thing that kids ask her about in the area of indoor gardening, because, you know, she's trying not to make it taboo. She's like, what are your questions? They want to know what the one with the six and the nine is.

The number, what, yeah, like you count to 68 and then, yeah, 69. The one just below 70. What does that number mean? Well, it's the number above 68 and the number below 70. It's a very political answer from you. Pretty easy one to answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said that that's the question she gets asked the most.

They all want to know about it. It's weird. They're like, tell us about 69. Well, kids would all talk about it and they'd all joke about it. And because it's a number, I feel like even... They can draw it. Exactly. And even when kids don't know what it actually means,

they all just joke and think it's funny. Totally. Yeah. Totally. She hasn't explained the answer that she gives. I think that's... I want to know the answer she gives to that. I think she's protecting her job.

She's like, well, if you want to explain to your kids, you better get me into your school. I'll deal with it for you. Stop gatekeeping the actual meaning of 69, woman. Yes, because some of us really want to know what it is. Come on, Rowena. Some of us still trying to figure out how it is. Come on, Rowena. Some of us still trying to figure out how it works. Come on, Rowena.

The other awkward questions that she gets from kids in this area, can sperm drown? Oh, yeah, that's not a bad question. Is that for like in a spa pool or something? Why is there different types of sex? Yeah. These are questions from kids. Another good question.

She's put them out as they're written. What happens in your body that makes you get a boner? Spelled B-O-N-U-R. Oh yeah? These are all pretty like easy to answer I think.

And how do I teach myself to love myself? Oh. In what way? Yeah, exactly right. With your boner. Oh no. Kids, that's the With your boner. Oh, no. Kids, that's the thing.

No filter. They're innocent. No, they want to know. And they're very curious. It's hard when you're that age and, you know, and it's even harder when you feel like you're behind in that stuff at school and everyone's talking about stuff and you don't know what it's about. Exactly right.

Yeah. It's very awkward. I thought we could ask the question this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. What's the awkward question that you were asked by a kid? I got asked by one of my nephews when he was quite young why I had such big boobies. Yeah. And I said, well, you know, he goes Okay. What age? What age? I reckon, how old was he? Yeah. He would have been, I reckon, maybe seven.

Okay. And I would have been in my 20s. Yeah. And he said, why do you have such big boobies and my mum doesn't have as big of boobies as you? Yeah. And I said, well, boobies come in all shapes and sizes and it doesn't matter what size they are, they're all beautiful.

And mine are full of secrets. I said I'm also wearing a real good push-up bra. Bree and Clint. A sex educator has come out and said the number one question that she gets from kids is, what is 69? Yeah.

I mean, it's a pretty tough one to answer. So we're asking you what's the awkward question you got from a kid? Let's start nice and easy. This one says, it's a pretty tough one to answer. So we're asking you, what's the awkward question you got from a kid? Let's start nice and easy. This one says, I'm a vet and I've had kids ask me what it means when their puppy has been spayed or neutered. I always leave that one up to the parents to answer those questions. Yeah, I think that's probably for the best.

Yeah. My five-year-old son asked me how to put a tampon in. Awkward. That is a very awkward one. Oh, my five-year-old son asked to see how I put a tampon in. Okay, too far. Too far. Boundaries.

We just talked about it instead. Yeah, boundaries. He's curious, you know. This is from the mouths of babes. They don't know. Yeah, I mean, it's not that exciting. I'll tell you that for free. My four-year-old nephew walked in on me in the bathroom

and asked why I had a plaster on my undies. Someone else said, we recently sent our cows to market and my three-year-old asked me, what are they getting from the market? Oh. That's a sad one. Oh. Missy's here. Hi, Missy.

Hi, Missy. Hi. What's the awkward question that a kid asked you, Missy? When I was a live-in nanny and I had, like, basically just moved in, I finished my shower, jumped in the shower, and there was no lock on the door, and the little boy just, like, walked in on me, saw me in the nude and basically said,

why do you have no hair down there? My mummy has lots of hair down there. That's so good. That is hilarious. She must have been a good extractor fan in that bathroom if he got that clear a picture, Missy. Oh, my Lord. Wow.

That's so funny. How did you handle that, Missy? How did you answer it? Luckily, I wasn't actually working. It was after shift, so I just called out for the parents and then, like, chucked a towel on and was like, yeah, you need to sort this out and have a chat with your son. I love that.

I love that. You're not on the clock. It's not your problem. Yeah, I was like, your problem, your son. I love that. I love that. You're not on the clock. It's not your problem. Yeah, I was like, your problem, your kid. That's so good. Thanks, Missy. That was hilarious. Let's go to Melissa.

Hi, Melissa. Hi, Mel. Hi. Tell us, Mel, what was the awkward question you got from a kid? Oh, yeah, I'm a primary school and early childhood teacher. And I had a child ask me once why I have an eyebrow on top of my lip. Oh no.

Oh no. What did you say, Melissa? I actually can't remember. It was such a long time ago. But yeah, I think I might have wiped most of the memory from my mind. Yeah, did you just think I might have wiped most of the memory from my mind. Yeah.

Did you just say, I'm Italian? Yeah. I can't claim that, unfortunately. They're not going to do a DNA test, Melissa. That's what I tell everyone. Thank you very much. Appreciate that. I love this text.

Someone said, my son and I were in the public toilets when he was about three, and he gasped and said, Mum, where is your penis gone? Someone said, my nephew told a mobster, my nephew asked a mobster why he had scribble all over his face. No. Your kids don't know. They would have found it funny. Yeah, he would have been like, oh, that's, you know, kids.

I've had a student ask if I have a baby in my tummy. Yeah, kids. They don't know. They don't know better. They don't know. Are any more of these readable? There's quite a few, can I just say, of people, of kids asking about hairy upper lips.

So, no, we're not alone. We're not alone. Yeah, we'll leave it there, actually. I need to pre-read some of these before we go into any more. Yeah, I think you have to pre-read all of them because some of them are quite full on. Like a lot about, you know, the birds and the bees type of things. Someone else said, a kid asked me once why my boobs hung so low. Oh, no.

My wife had to cup her hand over my three-year-old daughter's mouth and drag her out of the room backwards when she was very clearly about to tell a lady off who had a beard for going into the wrong bathroom. So they just don't know. They just don't know. Yeah, you need to. Sometimes I think, yeah, kids, they should have a permit to be out in public, you know?

Brian Clint. We talked about this a little while ago, the first time that she said it, but she's doubled down on it. Anne Hathaway doesn't want to be called Anne Hathaway anymore. She hates it. She said, please, please stop calling me Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway, like her name Anne isn't her real name.

Well, it's not the name that she likes. Or is that her real name? I'm confused now. I forget. Have a listen to this. This is her on Jimmy Fallon this week. Do I call you Anne or Annie? Call me Annie.

Yeah. Everybody, everybody, call me Annie, please. It's very late in the piece to be correcting us. You know, like if someone's been saying your name wrong for a while, there's a window where it's okay to correct them, and then after that it's really awkward. Anne Hathaway, it's been about 25 years. I'm sorry, Annie Hathaway, it's been about 25 years.

The Weeknd tried to do it recently. That didn't catch on. That's right. What did he want to be called? His real name. I can't remember it, to be honest. Yeah. He'll always be the weekend to me.

Oh, and Kanye was changing his name every five minutes. It's hard. Well, Puffs changed his name about, oh, no, is it Diddy? Diddy. D. Diddy. Big D. Diddy Mo.

P. Did. Yeah. The invasive Elga Diddy Mo. He's literally rebranded and changed his name like seven times. So why does Anne Hathaway now want to be known as Annie Hathaway? When I was 14 years old, I did a I and I had to get my SAG card and they asked me what do you want your name to be and I'm like well it should be my name my name's Anne Hathaway like and and I never and so that seemed like the right choice but it never occurred to me that for the rest of my life

people will call me Anne the only person who ever calls me Anne is my mother and she only does it when she's really mad at me, like really mad. Yeah, I know that. And so every time I step out in public and someone calls my name, I think they're going to yell at me. So her name is Anne, but she prefers to be called Annie.

Right, I got you now. So she's going for a rebrand is what she's doing here. She's rebranding as Annie Hathaway. She just wants her nickname to be used. And I get it. I can relate. I rebranded. Same.

At the age of 18 when I left Rotorua. So I went to broadcasting school in Christchurch where nobody knew me. I was like, I'm not going to be Clinton anymore. I'm going to be a hot rock and radio dude, Clint. My name is now Clint. And you know why I wanted to do that? Because of that Friends episode where Chandler tries to change his name.

He goes, maybe I could be Clint. And Joey goes, there's no way you're cool enough to pull off Clint. So in my mind, I was like, Clint is cool. I'm going to be Clint. And you thought you were cool enough to pull it off? Yeah, I really backed myself. From day one at this broadcasting school, I was like, I'm Clint. And then it turns out there was one guy from From day one at this broadcasting school, I was like, I'm Clint. And then, it turns

out there was one guy from my school that came to broadcasting school as well. And it took about three weeks, but after that, he took me aside and he goes, hey, um, so we're going to talk about this whole, you're Clint thing now? And I was like, no, we're never going to talk about it. You're going to pretend that my name has always been Clint. You're going to help me

with this rebrand. Well, your name kind of always has been Clint, because it's just a shortened version of your real name. Well, my name was Clinton. And anybody who knows me from home, my name is Clinton. Yeah, I mean, my real name's not Bree either. Yeah. I rebranded when I was like 15, I think. It's Bevan, eh?

No, it's actually Beatrice, which, I mean, looking back on it now, quite unique. Yeah, but should we rebrand again? Maybe. Should we be Beatrice and Clinton on ZM? Just go back to the original. That would stand out, wouldn't it? It would stand out.

It's going to cost us a lot of money in changing the billboards, but I feel like we've got that privilege. I feel like that's our right. Don't tell Ross he'll have to change all the branding on the station. Oh, it'll be an nightmare. Beatrice and Clinton will be back after this here on ZM. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.

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