ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th December 2021

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Ho ho ho! Welcome to the final Brie and Clint podcast of 2021. Don't call me that. I'm Santa and I will call you what I want, you spoiled bitch. Can't say it. Yeah, this is the last one. Don't say how long we're going away for. I think it's triggering for a few people.

Just whatever you do, don't mention that we're having five weeks off. Okay? Yeah. It's too much. It's like we're teachers. I know. I know. I'm going to miss the podcast family

Getting to And And my ZM family And more specifically Anastasia But especially Ben And without failing

Clint Yes Top of the tree, I'm like the angel Yeah, so this is the last one But Ben's got a bunch of special podcasts Lined up ready for you guys Yeah what's the roll out plan Ben How often

What's the frequency What can people expect Two a week Two a week Woo Ben As normal Hot shit man What are some of the themes

Callers, games, Friday Okie What'sfe, what's the plot, birthday bangers. I hate people talk so fast. I need more time to process them. It makes me feel like home. What? Italians. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah.

We go to a restaurant and they go, we've got the fish, we've got the pasta, we've got a pizza, we've got some sausage rolls, we've actually got some paninis in the fridge and there's a croissant. I'm like, I only heard croissant. yeah um cool okay that's very good yeah um let's finish strong then with one more international birthday he's almost ready banger it's my birthday it's my birthday brian cl's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah! Your birthday bangers, if you're part of our Brian Clint Podcast family Facebook group, that's the name of it, the Brian Clint Podcast family, just tell us what your birthday is on the pinned post,

and slowly but surely we'll get through them all and tell you what yours is, no matter where you live in the world. That's right. It is very inclusive, and someone who's done that is Ken Bedford from Butler, Pennsylvania. Ken Bedford. G'day, Ken. Hello from New Zealand. Ken Bedford is a masculine name, eh?

Yeah, Ken Bedford. Ken Bedford. I'm like an old truck. We love you, Ken. We appreciate you messaging through your birthday Which is the 12th of July 1976 So you were 16 in 1992 And Ken you wouldn't bloody believe it

But you've got a stonker of a birthday banger Yeah that's a great birthday banger Other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Yeah, that's a great birthday banger. Baby got back Okay, let's do another one for Chris D'Elia Mura from Leoncee in the UK. Leoncee. What a weird name for a place.

That's cool. Leoncee. Leoncee. Chris, you were born on the 8th of November, 1980, so you were 16 in 1996, and holy shit, Chris, your birthday banger is just as big. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. Get with my friends.

Making love forever. Friendship never ends. What a great time to be 16. Great time time Right? Picking is too easy Very cool But that's the way it is Okay, last one's for Kyle Smith

And we don't need to mention where Kyle is from Why not? We just don't need to I don't like what happens when we mention where Kyle is from Something happens Oh, but that's I mean, Kyle probably would want us to mention it Kyle's from. Something happens. Oh, but that's, I mean, Kyle probably would want us to mention it. Kyle's from Edinburgh in Scotland.

Edinburgh, Scotland! I love Scotland! I watched a Christmas movie last night. Did you? That was set, do you know where? Delhi. Oh, you were meant to say Scotland, then I was going to go, no, Florida. Oh, right.

That was going to be the joke. But it was set in Scotland. Kyle, great to have you on the show. You were born on the 6th of Jan, 1992. So you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday, Kyle, this was number one. Wait, I've got a good gag. Okay.

And then you should put in his real one. Oh, right, right, right. Okay, so do that. Ready? Let's all react. Ready? Hold on. And he was 16 in 2008.

And, Kyle, here's your birthday banger. Woo-hoo! Yeah! What the fur? Banger. Love that for you, Kyle. Three great options for birthday banging today. Three huge songs.

Absolutely huge. I think it's got to go to the Big Booty Baby Got Back. Yeah, you don't see that come up very often. No. Oh, my God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. Oh, sorry. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean, her butt is just so big.

I can't believe it's so round. It's like out there. I mean, gross. Besides your guy, I didn't try. It's like out there. I mean, gross. Such a great intro. It's iconic. Yeah.

I like big... Name another intro that starts like that. The only other one I could think of would be the intro to Nicki Minaj on the Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Hour, where she's like, you might... She does the British accent. Oh, that's right. You might think you've picked the story.

You haven't. The real one's much too mean. Was that... Because she had a couple the story. You haven't. The real one's much too mean. Was that? Because she had a couple of characters. One was Barbie. One was Roman. Yeah, that wasn't Roman either. It was another character.

But she goes into all of those characters. I think it might be Barbie. It's very, yeah, yeah, anyway. It's up there. Hey, that's it. We're done for the year. Ben, say something meaningful to take us out. Oh, what?

Say something meaningful Where are you going to go? No, you're going I was just going to say Guys, have a safe Christmas Oh, that's nice Oh, that's sweet I'll say something Yeah

I've just said something Okay, I won't say anything I don't want to overshadow The really heartfelt Thing you've just said Thank you. Wait, are you sure? It was pretty heartfelt.

No, I think the podcast family, it's a really interesting thing because I really do feel like we're a family, as weird as that sounds. It's much more intimate. It really is. And you guys, obviously, if you listen to the podcast, you get to listen to the intros where we just shoot the shit and talk about whatever. But it's so special to have you guys who do listen to our podcast,

like maybe every once in a while or maybe it's once a week. But I just want to say thank you to everyone that does tune in, that listens, that has shared their Spotify-wrapped things with us and how many minutes they've listened to our dumb voices. Too much, by the way, too much. We're going to be negatively affecting your psyche at that, right? Yeah. You guys are super special,

and we don't take for granted how important you guys are. And it means a lot to us, and to mainly Ben, who puts effort into the podcast every day, so you guys can listen that was up there with what Ben said you could have just said ditto yeah it's true did you include have a safe Christmas in your one?

sorry have a safe Christmas and on the back of that we are a family so do me a god damn service for the last podcast and take us out. Okay? Just do it for me. This has been

2021. I'm Brie Thomasel. I'm Ben McDowell. I'm Anastasia Lufin. And I'm Clint Roberts. We out, bitches. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two... What a way to start the weekend!

Kia ora, everybody, and welcome to the last show of the year. It's Brie and Clint. It's Spray and Cleanse. That's right, we made it. 2021 has been a bit of a bitch. 2021, suck my bum. Yes, that's a good rhyme. Give me that on a t-shirt. But it's been amazing because we've had you guys to get through it with

and I don't know what I would have done without this show. Without our daily therapy session. I actually don't know. So thank you to everyone that supported us and listened to us this year. We've got a big show lined up for our last show. Yeah, we're going out with a bang. Mama Di's going to join us later on the show. We've got another

200 litres of Zid Sheertank fuel up for grabs. That's right and we're also doing Friday Okie. It's a Christmas song and we're also going to vote on while you guys listening on the best birthday banger of the year at 5.30. Just back to the

Friday Okie for a second. It's not just a Christmas song. It's this Christmas song. That's right. Our arrogance knows no bounds We will attempt to sing this Arguably the greatest Christmas song of the last 30 years For Friday Oaky at 5 o'clock today I'm getting cold After mine plays out I think

I've actually been offered a sneak peek Of one of the performances Would you like to hear it? Yeah, okay I think this is've actually been offered a sneak peek of one of the performances. Would you like to hear it? Yeah, okay. I think this is acapella. Acapella? I haven't even heard it. I promise, hand on heart, I haven't heard this.

Ben has just messaged me and said there's a teaser. I'm going to pray this is not me. This is what's in store for you this afternoon. Yeah! That wasn't bad at all. Not bad. That was not what I was expecting. I feel like the note was maybe 20% on pitch.

So Friday Okie is happening at 5 o'clock and everything else as well, including Tradie vs. Lady. We're going to start with Tradie vs. Lady right now. Yeah, if you want to play the last game of the year, the Tradies vs. the Ladies, call now 0800-DIALS-NM. $50 up for grabs. Thanks to our mates at KFC. We'll play with you guys after Lily Allen and Smile on ZM Brian Clint. Brian Clint.

Brian Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Here we are, the last game of tradie versus lady for the year. Does winner take all in this game? Absolutely not. The tradies have a hard-fought victory and quite a big one at that as well. The tradies have 115 wins for the year. The ladies, 96.

So we're just playing for fun at this stage, and let's meet our contestants. Our lady is from Wellington She's 19 years old And Taylor Swift follows her on Tumblr Welcome to the show, Carrie What? Since when did Taylor Swift follow you on Tumblr? I think it was like 2017

Oh my god Does Taylor Swift still update her Tumblr? No, she's a bit inactive There's a girl who works in the office here at ZM. Her name's Megan. She's one of the biggest Swifties I've ever met. She will lose her mind at that. She will buy your Tumblr account off you.

Yeah, she probably would. She'd pay a lot of money for it, I reckon. Let's meet your contestant today, your opposition rather, the 21 from Tamaki Makoto, and they cook without recipes. Welcome to the show, Alex. Hey, rather, the 21 from Tamaki Makoto, and they cook without recipes. Welcome to the show, Alex. Hey, hey, hey.

I like that, Alex. You're talking my style, cooking without recipes. Where did that come from? I've always liked cooking, so I just started... Freestyling. ...having a bit of fun. And as a typical bloke, we don't like to listen to instructions, so having fun with it.

I love that. What's your signature dish? Oh, I always cook different things. I know it sounds pretty basic. He doesn't have a signature dish. I love my lasagna and pizzas. Yeah, right, right, right. He doesn't have a signature because he doesn't have a recipe,

so he doesn't remember from dish to dish. He can't make the same thing twice. The key to cooking Italian food, don't use a recipe. That is the key. Okay, Alex, your buzzer is tradie. Carrie, yours is lady. First to three points wins $50 cash from KFC. All right, here we go, guys.

Question number one, and I will mention that today's tradie versus lady question line-up is all Christmas related. Oh, good. Okay, here we go. Question number one. Which country does eggnog come from? Lady.

Yes, Carrie. America. No, it's not America. Trady. Yes, Alex. The UK. I'm sorry, Britain. It is.

It is England. I thought it was America too, but it is the UK. They're the ones that drink it. Yeah. Question number two, one to the tradies. Which one of Santa's reindeer has the same name as the mascot of love? Tradie. Yes, Alex.

The vixen? No. Oh, great. Great guess, though. Yes, Carrie. Cupid. It is Cupid. Nice work. We're all tied up. One apiece. Question, great. Ladies, great guess, though. Yes, Carrie. Cupid. It is Cupid. Nice work.

We're all tied up. One apiece. Question number three. In the movie Home Alone 2, which city does Kevin McAllister accidentally fly to instead of Florida, where his whole family went? Brady. Yes, Alex. Was it Paris?

Oh, that's the first movie. Ah, damn it. Carrie, you want to guess? Germany. No. It's New York City. That would have made a very different Home Alone movie. That would have been quite scary.

Okay, still one apiece. Question number four. I don't know if anyone's going to get this either, but we'll see. What TV show did the word and idea of Christmaka, which is Christmas and Hanukkah put together, come from? Trady? Yes, Alex. Is it Friends?

Good guess, but no. Do you want to guess, Carrie? I have got no idea. This is, the OC fans will love this. It's Seth from the OC. Question number five. Still one apiece. Which actor played the Grinch in the 2000 film...

Brady. Brady. Yes, Alex. Jim Carrey. That's correct. 100% it was Jim Carrey. Question number six. Buzz in if you can tell me who sings this song.

Yes, Carrey. M this song. Yes, Carrie. Miley Cyrus. That is correct. We are all tied up for the last game of the year. Sorry, I didn't know I was meant to put a Christmas song in there. That's all right. I should have probably mentioned it to you. That was Miley Cyrus' Christmas song, See You Again.

It's about Santa. But we're all tied up. Two apiece, guys. This is for the win. Question number seven. Where does Santa live? Lady. Carrie, for the win.

The North Pole. She's got it. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Good game, guys. Unlucky, Alex, but great comeback, Carrie. $50 coming your way. Good, thank you. Merry Christmas, guys. Unlucky, Alex, but great comeback, Carrie. $50 coming your way.

Score, thank you. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas, good game. Great game. Have a good one, guys. For the past couple of days, we've been pitching Christmas songs. They're not new Christmas songs, necessarily. Mine weren't.

We had a new one from Justin Bieber, and then the one from Kelly Clarkson was new. I'm just pitching old ones. I found out today the Bieber one that we played. It gave quite a hard time, by the way. Yeah. Not new at all. Not new?

It was on the 2011 album. Oh, right. It's just been re-released to celebrate the album. Gotcha. I just put it out with a video. Yeah, found out later. Yeah. But that's okay.

That's okay. That's all right. Hey, same with the Britney Yeah. But that's okay. That's okay. That's all right. Hey, same with the Britney Spears song that I pitched. That's not new, but do we have any clips of any of the past ones we played? Yeah, there's some Bieber. There's a bit of Britney. From 2014, I think. Yeah, maybe, yeah.

And yesterday's Kelly Clarkson's new one, Christmas Isn't Cancelled, Just You. This is quite good, this one. Yeah, it's about cancel culture. No. It's about a breakup. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I could pitch you three songs today. Yes. And you can choose which one we try and play.

Okay, cool. Okay, cool. Look, I took advice from the text machine yesterday because I love when people text in ideas. And so I've taken this one on board. A lot of people, a lot of love for the new Sia Christmas song called Snowman. Oh, that's no below zero and high from the sun. I love you forever, we'll have some fun.

Yes, let's hit the North Pole and we'll have fun. Oh, yeah, I see that, yep. Don't buy no Sia. It's different. Yep. It's unusual. It's Sia. It's different. Yep. It's unusual. Good to see you. Good to see you.

So there's that one. I found this gem from Kanye West. It's a Christmas song called Christmas in Harlem. She said it's delicious. 2010. Christmas in Harlem Right after autumn falls Stoking its falling 2010 Why is he singing Christmas in Harlem? He's from Chicago.

Don't know. Yeah, right, okay. Feel like we won it Okay, yeah, there's an option. And the last one you have to pick from is this absolute classic from Destiny's Child in 2001. And I get to choose?

Do I get to choose? Destiny's Child. It sounds good, eh? Yeah. I'm keen. I'm keen for this. I think I know this. This is an absolute throwback.

Here you go. Here's your Christmas this. I think I know this. This is an absolute throwback. Here you go. Here's your Christmas song for Friday from Destiny's Child. Good choice. You know Christmas. Brie and Clint. Something a lot of people will probably be doing over the Christmas break is shooting some pool. Not that type of pool, but billions.

Oh, yeah. You might have heard of the game. Schnooker. Billions. I would be if I could go home this Christmas because my mum and dad have this amazing pool table. Do they? There's always fights in the annual Thomas Hill Billions Tournament.

They've got all the toys your parents. Yeah, they're at that age. Yeah. Yeah. What's the rules with drinks around the pool table at your parents' house? Oh, you're allowed them. Really? Yeah.

Are you allowed to put your beer on the edge of the pool table? Look, I'm going to say maybe a can, not a bottle. Right, okay. Just because a can. Risky business. But, I mean, my parents are very much in the realm of, you know. You know you're an empty nester if you've got room for a pool table, eh? Yeah, they put it in the shed.

Yeah, yeah, that's good. But, yeah, I'll miss out on that, which is good because it causes a lot of fights most of the time. You any good? Oh, I'm okay. Yeah. My nan had a billiards table in her house growing up and we played quite a lot as kids.

So I'm okay. I wouldn't say I'm good. She used to fleece you for your Christmas money. Every year. My dad's quite good at pool, but I've found that it's not a genetic thing. Like it's not been passed down to any of us. You have to work at it. To be good at pool, you have to be in the pub regularly.

It's so strategic as well. And I found this story about this guy. His name is Gareth Potts. He's an English four-time world champion eight-ball pool player and a three-time world master in Chinese eight-ball pool. Damn. So he's pretty good. He's good.

He's pretty good. There's this clip of him playing in this game of pool where he finishes the game like the entire game in under 30 seconds. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. So this is him. He obviously breaks first and listen to the commentators

commentating the shortest game of pool ever. Gotta be the attempt. Can we get the golden break? Ball's in motion. I tell you what he's taking a few off the table here. Jesus. Can he find a way out in 20 seconds? He'll go close, you know.

He might go close. No, he's in. He's good here. 12 seconds. Oh, Gareth Potts, you couldn't, could you? This is ridiculous. Wow. Oh, my goodness me.

You are joking. He's the Tiger Woods of pool. Can you imagine him going to the pub and just fleecing every person down there? No one would play him. That's the issue. He would struggle to get a game because he's that good. The only people that would play him are the ones who go, I could beat you.

I reckon I could beat you. Or let me have one more beer and then you and me, I've put my two bucks down on that table over there and then I will take you for all your work. I just need a few more beers to get my eye on. Just a couple more. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is

the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. It's been a huge year in entertainment news and Dean has been across absolutely all of it. So Dean, we're wondering if you could highlight a huge year in entertainment news, and Dean has been across absolutely all of it. So, Dean, we're wondering if you could highlight the biggest stories in entertainment in 2021 for us. Yeah, what a huge year it was in entertainment. Today, I want to talk about the top four stories that kind of transcended Hollywood and actually became, you know, real news around the world stories. Coming in at number four, Alec Baldwin accidentally killing

a crew member while unfit when a gun that he was holding fired a real live bullet and actually hit two people on the crew. That came in at number four for shooting the movie Rust. It's still a developing story. Coming in at number three, Kim and Kanye announced

their divorce. Oh yeah. Was that this year? Yeah, it was massive. A huge year for them. They're still very rich and hot. They're going to be fine. Number two, everyone was talking about this, Meghan and Harry's interview with Oprah Winfrey.

That's right. Juggernaut, it was enormous. It upset the Queen. We're talking about Oprah. Then also the Queen of England, Elizabeth. I think that's what it is. Then also the Queen of England, Elizabeth. Then of course at number one. This may be a little bit biased,

but I have to say the Free Britney movement was the biggest story that transcended Hollywood this year. It was monumental. For 13 years, Britney Spears had been in a conservatorship and this year fans got together, protested outside the Los Angeles courthouse, literally in person, and created the Free Britney movement.

And here we are now. It happened so fast. From sort of March to now, Britney has been freed of her conservatorship, thanks to the fans. And I think the Free Britney movement was probably my favorite big story of the year. I became the official, unofficial Free Britney ambassador. I don't think that's bias at all. I think you're absolutely right. It was one of the first times

we've seen social media and fan power actually influence like court policy and government and rules like that and Britney was freed because of a movement started by her fans empowered by social media. It was huge. Like there wasn't anyone who didn't know about that story or

who wasn't talking about that story and the reason why I think I love it so much is that, you know, at the end of the day, good triumphs. And she was free. So it's actually a great story that we needed in 2021. And I'm so grateful that Brittany is free. And I can't wait to see what she does next. Dean, you're a fantastic correspondent.

You're the best at what you do. And we've appreciated having you on our show all year this year. So thank you very much. My pleasure. I love chatting to you guys. I'm going to miss you for five weeks. I know. And thank you so much for bringing out our hot

rating on this show. With you on the show. We bring up the average. Yeah, we go up like six points. So we appreciate that too. Thank you, mate. That is the very hot, very festive Dean MacArthur. You can follow him on Instagram. You should. It's hot.

It's thanks to Swish. You can say it with Swish this Christmas. Go to HeySwish.com and get 10% off with the code ZM10. Hey, this is really good news, everybody. Christchurch is getting New Zealand's first ever dedicated manu pool about time this happened yeah uh tepo tepo toy toy linwood pool uh is getting a dedicated manu pool and they've said while some councils are banning big manus we're encouraging them and we have a manu competition Going down this Saturday

I think this is obviously in the lead up to the 2024 Olympics where it's been Added to the line up of events Yep I can't Manu, I'll just put that out there I can't, I've tried, I suck at it Can you? Yeah I've got a big ass So it helps

Well I thought we'd get an expert on So please welcome to the show From Zidim's Saturday Mornings show. He's just wading into the pool now. He's just coming over to us. Welcome, Storm. G'day, team. How we doing? Good, good.

I like your togs. Yeah, well, they told me that the Shark Speedos were in for 2021 summer. So I thought, you know, I'll rock those with no shirt and we'll see how we go Absolutely a lot of bite in those things I like what's the Shark's tongue it's a really good part of the Speedo Hey I saw you That's not the tongue man Yeah I know trust me I know

I saw you at the ZM and Flava Christmas party on the weekend And you were pretending that you couldn't Manu but you can So I thought you could give us three tips for pulling off the perfect Manu this summer. Yeah, I'm glad to come into the show as the bomb Manu aficionado for the Brinkland show. So I thought I've got three tips here and I've kind of categorized them into one, how it should feel when you're jumping into water, two, how it should look to others when you're jumping into the water, and three, how you should be feeling inside yourself as you're jumping

in the water. So should I get into number one? Please do. Please do. Okay. So the first one is all about technique and how you should feel. The big thing is, right, is you want to be working your Nicki Minaj. I'm talking your gluteus maximus.

I'm talking the buttocks, all right? That's the first point of contact that you want to hit the water. When you have got a nice, supple peach that hits that water at a nice point, that's where you're going to get a lot of height. I'm talking six, seven, even eight-foot splashes, right? That's what looks good when it comes to a bump. Okay, so tip number one, get the pointy end of your ass into the water. Absolutely.

Got it. Thank you. What's point number two? Point number two is how it should look to others. Now, Clint, you take me as the kind of guy who likes to dabble down on some tacos when it comes to a Tuesday night. So when it comes to how it should look to others, I want you to look like a taco. And it should be a nice, supple V. It should be a nice, Mexican, Mexican hard crisp shell V as you're hitting the water. So I'm talking arms up, hands should be tucked behind the head, legs up and as

I said that derriere, that peach should be hitting the water first. It should look like a V. If anyone knows tacos it's me on this show and I know exactly what you're saying. Got to look like the taco, but hit the water first. What's next? Unfortunately, I feel like we're talking – I was thinking we're talking about different tacos here. And finally, the last one is you should be – and this is a weird one, but it's more about how you should feel internally – fearless.

Now, when you get a bomb wrong, right, you're going to flat the back, and it's going to hurt. It's one of those ones when if you get it wrong, you go into the water, you come up, you go, you're breathless, right? But you need to be fearless about hitting the back because that's where it comes. If you're going to put your butt first, your back's going to feel it at the same time. So when you jump into the water, no matter if it's like maybe 30 centimeters, two meters off the air, you've got to be fearless.

I want you to be like Bane, one of my favorite Batman villains, and he says he was born in the darkness, right? This one, you've got to be born fearless. You've got to jump in the water and go, I have no fears. I love the pain. I'm going to love it. I'm going to get in. Boom.

Once you get rid of all your fears, you're going to pop off some fat manus. I feel like you've gone into an excellent detail storm, and that's why you are the expert on manus. And my last question for you is where can people sign up for these courses you're running at Polytech on the manu? Yeah, well, interesting enough there, Bree, I will be putting off a TED Talk. But it'll be held in Christchurch as well.

And I'm only taking a small fee of $1,000 per person. Amazing. So it's nice and cheap. I've got the perfect title for your TED Talk. It's How to Pull Off the Perfect Fearless Ass-First Taco. Love it. Flash goal. There you go.

That's the perfect manu, everybody. Thank you, Storm. See you on ZM Tomorrow morning Brian Clint Okay time for the Last share or steal ZM share

Or steal With Z Energy The last one of these Let me just do a quick Calculation of how much Fuel we've given away After this we will Have given away

2000 litres of fuel Over the last two weeks Woo That is a lot Of kilometres On the road It's all thanks to After this, we will have given away 2,000 litres of fuel over the last two weeks. Woo! That is a lot of kilometres on the road. It's all thanks to Zed Share Tank Fuel. It's new at Zed. You can find the lowest fuel price,

and then you can choose to use that price when you want to use it. Very cool. Let's meet our sharers and stealers for the last edition. Brayden is here. Hi, Brayden. G'day, Brayden. G'day. Welcome to Share or Steal. You will be doing this with Odette. Hi, Odette. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. We asked

this question yesterday and I feel like it ended up being quite telling, so I'd like to ask it again. Brayden, what sort of car do you drive? I actually drive a workute. A work, or does he have a fuel card? Hey. Have you got a fuel? Yeah, yeah. The missus has a normal car. Oh, nice, nice. I was going to say, what are you doing here?

Okay. That makes sense. Odette, what car do you drive? I'm a Ford Focus. Oh, I love that. Economical? Rally driver. Yeah, let's get a rally edition.

Okay, Brie, choose who's going into the cone of silence first. I think we're going to put Odette into the cone of silence first. Odette, we'll be back with you very shortly, okay? Wait there. Thanks. All right, hang tight. Odette is now gone, which means she cannot hear us. Brayden, this is the moment where you have to make the decision. 200 litres

of Z energy fuel. Do you share it with Odette or do you choose to steal the whole lot? I'll share it. Yes, Brayden! I really thought you were going to steal it. I really did. Not at all. Hopefully she's on the same boat for the last one for the year. You know what, Brayden? I've got a really good feeling about Odette. She seems like the type of person to me that would share it.

So I think that's a good decision. Yeah, definitely. And if not, she's got a good Christmas bonus. Oh, you're a good man. You're a sweet man. We need you to stay quiet, okay? Yeah, no worries. Stay on the line with us, but just be quiet because Odette is back.

Hi, Odette. Hi, Odette. Hi. Okay, it's decision time. We've got the answer from Brayden. It's now up to you. Share or steal? I reckon steal.

It sounds like he's got a good deal with the fuel card going on. Oh, my God. Sweet as Odette. Sounds like he's got a good deal with the fuel card going on. Oh, my God. Sweet as Odette. That means you get the whole 200 litres because he elected to share it with you. Oh, I feel so brutal. Odette, let me give you Brayden's wording. His words were, it's Christmas.

I'd like to share it to see the year out and hopefully she would like to share it as well. Oh, I'm going to hell, aren't I? Well, you're going there for free because you've got all the gas. You're going there, but you're played by the rules. Brayden, anything you want to say? No, not at all. I'm happy either way.

Okay. Oh, good man, Brayden. Stop it! Now you're making me feel bad because he's so lovely. Hey, you're both great people and we thank you for listening to the Brian Clint Show this year and Odette, you're going home with 200 litres of Zed's share tank

fuel. Congratulations! Thank you so much. God, that is going to fuel that Ford Focus for months to come. No Ford Focus has ever used 200 litres of fuel, ever. That was a lot of fun. Thank you, Zed, for helping us play that game. You can lock in Zed's lowest fuel price within a 30k radius this summer.

Save it for later or share it now. If your family are coming, you can shout them some fuel with ShareTank as well. It's a great idea. Shampoo on board that this Christmas. Brie and Clint. Single people, listen up. Are you hardballing in your relationships right now? Are you a hardballer?

And no, it's not blueballing. That's a completely different one. Dropping cash on dates. No, that's not what hardballing is either. Hard straight out baller. No, that's not whating is either. Hard straight out baller. No, that's not what it is either. Hard balling is particularly

popular with millennials at the moment and you might be doing it without even knowing it. Hardballing is a new dating term that means someone is being clear about their expectations of a relationship, whether they want a serious long-term partnership

or a casual fling at the very start of the relationship, like on day dot, like on the first date, like in the first Tinder interaction. Yeah, right. That's hardballing. I feel like that's pretty standard these days where you're like, I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm just here to hang out. Yeah.

And, you know. That might be fairly common. But what about the ones where you match and you go, they slide in with a line like, is your father a thief because he saw the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes? And you reply with, look, great line, buddy. I'm only here for a serious relationship.

If that's not what you want, jog the frick on. I mean, there's nothing more serious than that pickup line. You just did. I thought hardballing, because when I heard this term, I was like, oh, maybe that's where you're like on the first date. I want three kids. I want to live here. I want to do this.

I want to do that. That's hardballing. Yeah, right. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. So that apparently with millennials who, let's face it, millennials, okay, this might be hard to listen to, but we're getting older, okay? We're getting up there in life.

It's the party days for some of us are slowly coming to an end. Nah, never. You know what? I'm just saying, mate. I'm just saying. But you're in a relationship. Don't worry about it. You're fine. You don't get to just saying. But you're in a relationship. Don't worry about it. You're fine.

You don't get to comment on it. You're in a relationship. You know? Some people are sick of mucking around and sick of having their time wasted by time wasters so they're hardballing this shit, you know? They're like, I've got to get serious about this. What would be your things that you would say

to hardball someone? Me? Yeah. I don't think I'd say to hardball someone? Me? Yeah I don't think I'd be a hardballer No, but you're doing a producer bit Oh, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry It's hypothetical Yeah, yeah, yeah

Look, I want big spoon I want big spoon Okay I want semi-nude sleeping Not full nude, just semi-nude sleeping not full nude just semi-nude I actually feel comfortable fully nude

I feel like most women would have run by now yeah only if you're comfortable sorry I'll add that too only if you're comfortable and I want just someone to be around

really I just want someone just someone to share the special moments with I'm a softballer, okay? I don't have the hardball. You're a softballer. Yeah, yeah.

That's hardballing anyway. Try it. It might work for you. Or you might come off like a real a-hole. Who knows? I want to talk about this list that I saw, which I found really quite interesting, about famous people or artists who go by a singular name.

Oh, yeah, right. So we're talking, you know, the Madonnas, the Shares. The Gagars. Well, she's Lady Gaga. Yeah, true. We're on a bad example. So not her. No, I was about to say Yeah, true. Bad example. So not her. The, um...

No, I was about to say LeBron. Come on. The, um... The Lords. The Lords. No, that's a stage name. Yeah, okay. I know what you mean.

Sure. You know what I mean? Because this article talks about, yeah, these artists who go by one name and then what their full name is. Yeah, interesting. It blew my one name and then what their full name is. Yeah, interesting. It blew my mind to like read, because I know these people obviously have full names, but you just don't think about it. You don't think about it, no. So let's run through the list.

Let's kick it off with the Queen, Rihanna. What's her? I know this one. What's her full name? Robin Fenty. Robin Rihanna Fenty. Oh, okay. If you want middle names, then sure.

Well, it's just got that on this list, so that's why I said it. Yeah, sure, okay. You sure it's not that thing where they're like, Robin... Robin Fenty. There you go. That's Rihanna's full name.

Massive year for this woman, Adele. Do you know Adele's last name? I don't. I saw in an interview that she was asked about it, to do with this new album, and she confirmed that her real name is Adele. Yes. That's not a stage name.

No, that's her real name. But she's got a very normal last name, but I don't know what it is. Adele Adkins. Adkins, right, yeah. It's just so weird to hear that they've got a last name to me. I don't know why. That's Adele Adkins on ZM.

Yeah, it doesn't sound right. No, it doesn't. Let's move on to, she's on billboards, she's all over everything at the moment because she's in the new Spider-Man movie, Zendaya. Oh, we need to play this for a Friday Jam, by the way. I know, trust me. I've pitched it to our music woman, Brooke Brining.

I think I know the Zendaya. I don't think I know Zendaya's because isn't she Lenny Kravitz's daughter? No, that's Zoe Kravitz. Oh. Is she someone famous's daughter? Is she a famous? I don't think so.

I was about to go, duh, Kravitz. Her full name is Zendaya Stormer Coleman. Right, okay. Yeah, that goes by Zendaya. Oh, I got this one in the bag. I know this one. Is it Kravitz? Sit down, Bray.

Sit down, Bray. Let me mansplain this to you. Let me tell you. What about uber famous, we all just know her as Kesha. There's no way her name is Kesha. It is. Her real name is Kesha. Yeah is. Her real name is Kesha? Yeah.

Is it? Yeah. I think she came from quite a... Does it have a dollar sign in it? No, I don't think so. But I'm pretty sure... It's Kesha, isn't it, her real name? Is it K-E-I?

I think it's Kesha. Right, okay. With no dollar sign. With no dollar sign. Last name, Seaburt. Seaburt. Seabirt. Seabirt. Sounds like a famous racehorse.

Kesha Seabirt. Yeah, right, okay. What about the iconic Prince? Well, for a little while there, he wasn't even called Prince. He just had no name. Didn't he? Yeah, he had a big fight with his record label and they owned the name Prince. So he had to drop that for a bit too, yeah.

Oh, God. No, no idea what Prince's full name is. His real name is Prince. Yeah. Rogers Nelson. Prince Rogers Nelson. He's so flamboyant and so incredible and such a rock star. He'd be like,

thank you for the incredible performance first name. What's the deal with Rogers Nelson? That doesn't work for me. I'm just going to drop it and just go with Prince. Last one on the list, people who go by only one name. And sometimes I wonder why. Like why are some famous people, they're like, I'm just going to go by one name.

Yeah. And other famous people. It's all about feel, I think. Yeah. It's all about how it feels. Did you ever think about that this person only goes by her first name, Sierra? No, I didn't. You're not going to believe this, what her last name is.

It's not goodies, is it? It's one, two step. Nah, she... She's best friends with Aaliyah Rock the boat Was born Ciara Harris But married Russell Wilson in 2016 So Ciara Wilson There you go They are real people Who would have thought

There you go It's time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Oh, you're going down. You're going down so

hard, Brie. You're going down, girl. You're going down. Cool. You're going down in the one second song challenge today. Well, let's just... You've got to give it back, otherwise it's just weird. Let's just see what happens. No, you have to match it, otherwise it's just weird.

I'm not good at smack talk. I don't like being... We were doing it together. I don't like puffing out my chest. That's your thing. Let's bring on our contestants to play with us. Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia.

Hi, Olivia. Hi, how are we going? Good, thank you. Have you heard this before? Yes, many a time. Amazing. So you know how to play, which means you know you have to pick a team. I think I'm going to have to go with Bree today.

All right, Olivia, let's do it for the girls. Well, can I say, Olivia, since you've made that decision, you're going down, Olivia. Oh, mate, we'll see. You're going down. Give it back. It still sounds weird, bro. Yeah, it sounds kind of creepy, Olivia. Oh, mate, we'll see. You're going down. Give it back. It still sounds weird, bro. Yeah, it sounds kind of creepy, actually.

Okay, Jamie, it's you and me, okay? Yep, sounds good. Jamie, good luck. Thank you. Mum and I would be proud. And the stage has set us up. So basically, this is the One Second Song Challenge, the last one of the year.

I'm going to play a song. At the start of a song, the first one of the year. I'm going to play a song at the start of the song. The first person to buzz in with the correct song, title and artist wins themselves and their team a point. First to three points wins. Brianne Clint will go first and then the girls will give it a go. Today's theme are Friday jams and a bit of a hint, they're all Friday jams that have played today.

So if you guys are listening, you guys will have a bit of a head start I'm a sound listener so ZM sucks yeah so no classic ZM's way too mainstream for me it's so mainstream no classic rock on this playlist

so click here can't stand that afternoon It's so mainstream. No classic rock on this playlist. Their DJs are the worst. Can't stand that afternoon. All right. All right. We're ready. We're ready to be serious. Anastasia's like, what do I do?

We're ready to be serious. They're getting ready to be serious. Both of you are going down. Both of you are going down. Let's go. Brent and Clint are going to go for round number one. Let's hear song number one. Ladies of the Clint.

That's Kanye West. Is it? Anastasia just gave me a look like, no, it's not. Kanye West. Next time I got to shine. Throw your hands up in the sky. Oh, what's that song called?

Sorry, babe. Is that the song? That's Shakira and Wyclef John. I'm on tonight and my hips don't lie. I'm on tonight and my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel your pull. I'm so sorry, Bree. I just was so confused by your response.

That was my reaction. Can you work on your poker face, please? Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'd be terrible. Hey, girls, are you ready to play round number two? Yep. Yep. Come on, Olivia.

You got it. Let's go, Jamie. Take them down. You can't do worse than me, mate. Ben, when you're ready, let's hear song number two. Olivia. Olivia's in. Olivia.

Oh, it's in the tip of my tongue. Beyonce. Yes. Beyonce. Yes. Beyonce and Crazy in Love. Yo! Crazy in Love. I'm trying to sing it. Nice, Olivia.

Nice! I like the suspensive pause. Yeah, she did that on purpose. That's also the first time someone's said they've had it on the tip of their tongue and they've actually got it right. Yeah. Because it doesn't normally happen, so well done.

Oh, that was so solid from Olivia. Awesome. All right, back to Brie and Clint. Let's hear song number three. Clint. Ho, Anastasia. Brie got in there first. Sorry, man. That is Jamelia, Superstar.

I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. Let's go, Olivia. Let's go. Yes. Let's go. Yes. I was going to say S Club 7 anyway, so. Where are you at this point? So you feel not as bad when you're like, I don't want to go to it anyway. I do, but still, you're still going down.

Olivia, you could win it for us. Come on, Jamie. I've talked a lot of smack, okay? I need you to keep us in the game here. Olivia, it's good to be the underdog and win. You got this, girl. Olivia, you to keep us in the game here. Olivia, it's good to be the underdog and win. You got this, girl. Olivia, you could win the game at this point. Jamie, to stay in it,

you're going to need to buzz in and get a point. Is that cool? Yeah. Awesome. Let's hear song number four. Four, three, two, uno. Olivia.

Oh! What do you reckon? Fergalurga. Fergalicious. Fergie and Willamgalicious She's done it I love it I'm going to raise a protest flag I believe her first answer was Fergalurga

You know what she meant And Olivia we take it out You sung Hepstone And guess what You went down Clint Olivia amazing work. You won that for us, and KFC is coming your way. Thank you so much.

Not our week, Jamie. All good, though. That's the last one-second song challenge for 2021. That's it? It's all over. Good game, mate. Good game. Good game.

Now you're modest in defeat. Good game. Let's hit the showers. Together? Oh, no. That's weird. Yeah, come on. Let's, let's hit the showers. Together? Oh, no, that's weird. Yeah, come on, let's go. Do you like it this hot? Look, I had

a chat with my mum the other day who is a very big part of our show and she was like, how's things going? When's your last day? And I told her and she said to me, right, so when should I expect a call? She said she obviously wants to be a part of our last show for the year and I feel like

we always do this with her where we talk to her and she wraps up the year, gives us a few words going into the holiday season. So please welcome to the show, Mama Di. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. show, Mumadai. Hello, hello. Oh. Bit of Elvis for you, Mum. I've got your intro music for you.

Oh, my goodness me, that's made my Christmas already, I can tell you. She loves it. It gets the juices going. Gets the juices flowing. Now, Mum, obviously it's been a pretty shitty 2021, but we thought we'd get you on. We wanted to say thank you for being such a big part of the show, providing all of the laughs that you have, and we wanted to know if you had any words to round out the year.

Well, I reckon for this year, I'm a bit over these COVID years, to be honest with everyone. You know, come on, let's get on with it and get whatever. But to tell you the truth, guys, I reckon we all need to hug each other and to laugh. That's my biggest message this year is to have a laugh. And Brianna made a really good point. I had a good old whinge about who was coming or not coming at Christmas.

And Brianna, sorry to get emotional, but Brianna said, oh, I just wish I was there. And she didn't care who'd come or who didn't come, but she'd appreciate anybody. So that's how I'm looking at it this year. I'm just appreciating everybody. And let's hope that this year is going to be, the year coming is going to be fantastic.

I hope New Zealand embraces all of Australia and Australia embraces all of New Zealand because we are the best countries in the world. You're right in saying that this Christmas everything else is just pointless to worry about. You should just worry about being with your family and the ones that you love and if the last two years have taught

us anything, you just really don't know what's going to happen. It's such a simple message but just be with the people that you care about the most and hug them tighter this year because who knows what's going to happen. Like, fingers crossed, things will be great next year. Yeah, fingers crossed.

But there's no guarantee, is there? Nothing else really matters at the end of the day. Like, if you're all there together and I know there's fights over, you know, who's cooking what and who got who in Secret Santa, but at the end of the day, it's just about being together. Mum and Di, is there a frozen Thomas L family lasagna on its way over to New Zealand at the moment for Christmas Day? I hope there is, but I'm going to come over and cook it. Oh, are you?

Okay, cool. Well, I'll be waiting a while for Christmas lunch. We should get her an MIQ spot with a little kitchenette so she can make it. You might have to make your lasagna in the microwave, but it's the thought. I mean, we'd love to try it. Yeah, we'd give it a go.

We'd just love to see it, to be honest. We would give it a go. I have to say, though, I made the tiramisu last weekend to exactly what Nuna said. Yes. And it actually turned out. I thought she admitted some of the recipe, but she didn't. We've been adding extra all this time.

My mum has thought for years that my nonna sabotaged all the recipes, which she had some of them. She did for years. Just to make you look like a bad guy. Yeah, yeah. She did. It was like everybody loves Raymond, but everybody loves Stephen type of thing. Hey, we love you very much,

and you've been a huge part of our show since the beginning, and this year in particular. You even helped co-host the show this year when you were here in the country. Yes, you did too. So we miss you, and we love you, and we'll talk to you in the new year, okay? Love you, Mum. I love you. Just one more message.

Yeah. Rock Christmas. There you go. Rock it, baby. Yeah, let's rock it. That's our matriarch mumma die, everybody. Brie and Clint.

And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint.

You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. Our world-famous singing segment where you and I go head-to-head with a song each week, every week, week in, week bloody out. We missed a few weeks, but that was because of... Very few. Very few. You know, T's and C's and timing.

Even Adele needs the odd show off, you know. That's how it works. We spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and we make our songs sound as good as possible. Some sound like the real thing, the real deal. The real deal. If the artists were very drunk on stage. And had COVID.

Yeah. This week, for some reason, Brie decided we should do Mariah Carey. I did not pick this week, and true listeners of the show will know that I picked last week. So the only person that could have picked this week was you, Clint Paul Roberts. Well, we're doing a Christmas classic this week. Which, if I did pick it, bad idea. So much harder than I realised. From the very first note, this song is hard.

What do you mean that you realised? I thought this is just a bouncy Mariah freaking Carey Yeah, but it wasn't like Honey or something like that. It's just a Christmas song. Anyway, I know I'm wrong

now. But we have to follow through. So what you're about to hear is both of our Mariah Carey songs. We want you to vote after you've heard both. We'd love someone to pick the winner. Oh, this is going to be bad. I'm so sorry. This is not good going into Christmas.

I'll start it, okay? Look, I'll stand up. I'll man up, okay? And I'll do it. I'll kick it off first, mainly because that's the rules. Here's my Mariah Carey All I Want for Christmas. All I Want for Christmas I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true. Baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. All I want for Christmas

is you I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stockings There upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy With a toy on Christmas Day

I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you could ever know make my wish come true all I want for Christmas is you I'm sorry about this baby

oh it's so much longer it's so much longer than I remember I just felt sorry because it felt like you were straining the whole time. I gave it everything. I tried it down an octave, but it just sounded flat and like I was just muddling through it.

So I was like... You know the sad part is mine is on par with that. Am I going to have to sit through that now? Someone's texting to say their dog is howling in the car at just one of them. Well, get ready because you've got a whole other version yet to come. I did my best and that's all I can do and I apologise in advance.

Here it comes, everybody. This is Breeze Friday. It's just when the singing actually has to happen, it won't be all right. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas Is you. Let's rock this bitch. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. And I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace. Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day.

I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you. Oh, baby. Ah, that was good. Oh, God. A few texts coming in saying it's got big drunk auntie vibes.

I'll take that because I am an auntie and I do get drunk on Christmas, so... Look, that's our special Christmas treat for you guys to finish the year. Now, we would like you to bless us with some critiques and some votes. We need five people to call 0800-DIALS-A-DEM right now and tell us whose Mariah Carey was the most fist of, you know? Who are you giving the Christmas win to? Call us now, 0800-DIALS-IT-IM. That's it.

I don't think I could ever hear someone butcher the song worse from you, Clint. And then Bree's played. I'll take that. Bree and Clint. Friday O.T. And then Bree's played. I'll take that. Bree and Clint. B-B-B-Friday Oki. It feels so Christmassy. You know what? You know what?

We're here for the results of Friday Oki. I think this might be one of our best, and I tell you why. Because it was really hard, but both of us met the challenge head on. There's no gags in this. Like, no one did a parody route, and no one dropped it down to a singable octave. We just went for it. No, that's us trying.

That's really trying hard, and it's no joke. We did Mariah's All I Want for Christmas. Mine sounded like that. All I want for Christmas is you. I'm sorry about this. Ooh, baby. So confronting, eh? And Bree's sounding like this.

All I want for Christmas is you. Ooh, baby. I think you might join me in saying that the real winner today is music. Five votes. We've got them. We've got people here to vote for us, and we will have a winner very shortly. We'll start with Mia and Aria. Hi, guys.

Hi, Mia and Aria. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. How old are you guys? I'm 11, and I'm 8. Oh, beautiful. Thanks for calling the show and listening to Friday Okie. Do you listen every week?

Yeah. Oh, cool. You guys are experts then. Who won this week? Did Bree do a better job or did I? Bree. Yeah. Girls, we're going to do it for the girls.

In unison as well. I love you guys. Have a Merry Christmas, okay? You too. You too. It's only one vote for you, for the girls. In unison as well. I love you guys. Have a Merry Christmas, okay? You too. You too. It's only one vote for you, by the way. Two people at one vote. Oh.

Okay. Oh, damn it. Just so you're aware. Damn. Sandra's here. Hi, Sandra. Hi, Sandra. How you going?

Merry Christmas, Sandra. Merry Christmas. I bet that... Sorry to say, Clint, but Bree takes that one hands down. Now, come on, Sandra. Where's your Christmas spirit? Yes, Sandra. It was hard to listen to, man.ie takes this one hands down. Now come on Sandra, where's your Christmas spirit? Yes Sandra! Mine was hard to listen to, I know that.

You can't tell. I bet mine wasn't a walk in the park either, but We'll give you credit for trying for both of you, eh? Thank you Sandra, appreciate it. Have a great Christmas. Have a safe one Sandra. You too. Appreciate you listening, see you next year. We'll go to Catherine and Olive.

Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi. Merry Christmas to both of you. Merry Christmas to you too. How old are you guys? We're both 12. Are you Friday Oaky regulars?

Yes, most of the time. Most of the time. Well, we're glad to have you, and we apologise for some of the horrendous singing, but we need to know, guys, who are you voting for this week? Bree. Guys, you've made my whole year with that vote. Am I about to get steamrolled?

I think I might be. Thank you, guys. We appreciate it. Gemma's here. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gem. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's good. Gemma, now for some feedback. Yeah, can we get a bit of constructive criticism? We've got to come back in 22 better than we were this year, so come on, critique us a little bit. Oh, I thought you were both

good. But the bit that got it for me was Bree's, we've got to rock this bitch. And that got it for me, so I have to vote for Bree. Sorry, Clint. That's okay, Gemma.

The best Christmas present ever. It was only because of that one line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever lies you have to tell him, Gemma. Merry Christmas, Gem. Thank you. And Steve, finally. G'day, Steve.

G'day, big Steve. Hey, guys. How you doing? You might G'day, big Steve. Hey, guys. How you doing? You might as well do it, man. It's Christmas. You may as well make it a whitewash Christmas. Come on, give it to me. I need a present.

All right. Well, you both did a pretty good job, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to give it to Bree because Clint, in all honesty, you sounded like a cat on steroids. Yeah, right. You know it's a compliment some weeks to get whitewashed. I take it as a compliment.

Hey, Steve, you made this happen to Kate. You did this, so here it is, the mandatory replay. Love you, Steve. Have a good Christmas, mate. All I want for Christmas is you. Should we play it out in full? No. You sure?

Positive. Positive. Positive. Thank you for a great year of Friday Oaky, everybody. We appreciate everyone enduring our singing voices. Especially to Al and Ben who have had to produce all of our Friday Okies this year. A massive thank you to Al and Ben who get punished the most. But bring you that as a little bit of joy each week, I hope. Okay, don't for a birthday banger.

A little bit different today. It is our last show of the year and we like to do this every year where we cherry pick birthday bangers from throughout the year that have been our favourites, some that have stood out and we try and find the best birthday banger of the year. What we want you guys to do is listen to these options that Bree and I have put together. These are all birthday bangers that have played on

our show this year and text us just one, okay? The one that you think is the best birthday banger of all of them and the one that gets the most votes will get played out in full as the best birthday banger of the year. Exactly. Okay, so let's get into it. We've got nine songs to get through. Yes, so we've got nine for you to pick from, so listen carefully and just remember the song that stands out to you the most. The first one is from Tina Turner.

This was played on the 9th of February, very early on in the year. Yes. What's love got to do with it? Could that be the best birthday banger of the whole year? You can text Tina Turner if you think that is. Another option is this song from Nirvana. Even earlier in the year, that played on January 29th. One of the biggest songs of all time.

Smells like teen spirit. We love a soft rock track on the Brian Clint Show, and that's why Lifehouse is a contender this year. Played on the 17th of March Hanging by a moment You can text LIFEHOUSE to 9696 If you think that is the birthday banger of the year Or maybe you like Cobra Starship Played on the 27th of April

This has got big, big millennial vibes, this song And I think it's a good mood It could well be the birthday banger of the year April. This has got big, big millennial vibes, this song. And I think it's a good mood. It could well be the birthday banger of the year. Now, this is not a millennial track, but it's a good track. God, I love this song. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch that played on the 29th of March.

You can text MARKYMARK to 9696 if that's what you want to win. One of my friends only just realised that that's Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, that was Ben. Oh, was that Ben? Yeah, it was Ben. I was so shocked. Yeah. Well, he didn't continue with the music thing, did he?

No. So, Marky Mark for that one. Here we go, we've got four more. Is it this song? That's Give It Up by Cut N' Move On the 19th of May Cut N' Move to 9696 I've got to be honest

I was willing to cut that one I like it because it's different I'm not saying it should win But it's different Speaking of different This song I'm not saying it should win, but it's different. Speaking of different, this song. And mum and I, we know you're listening. You only get one vote, okay?

And only one vote, mum, because I know she'd be trying to vote like crazy for the Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive that played on the 23rd of June. This one I also tried to cut because I really don't like them, but Bree insisted. Here's an option for the winner of birthday banger of the year. How can you not like Sweet Child of Mine?

That played out on the 24th of September. Guns and Roses. The only other option you've got as a birthday banger of the year is this song right here. This song has actually won quite a few times in regular birthday banger. Gonna make you sweat, CC and Music Factory. Just text CC to 9696.

That played on the 29th of April. Those are your options, okay? What would be your... Smells like teen spirit. Yours? I think... Good vibrations, Marky Mark. Okay, well, those are our two votes.

We'll collate as many as we can get over the space of this one song. So, 9696, if you want to influence the birthday banger of the year. Welcome back to a different kind of birthday banger. It's our last show of 2021, so we are trying to find the greatest birthday banger of 2021. We've presented you with nine options and asked you to text in and tell us which one you thought was the biggest. And Brie is furiously collating the results right now.

I'm trying to actually be fair, and I'm actually adding them all up. And I'm nearly at the end. So just pay for some time. Right, okay. Ben, what's your pick? What are you picking? I'm going to go with Nirvana.

You like Nirvana? Yeah. Me too. Anastasia, what's your pick for the winner of Birthday Banger? I'm actually team Marky Mark. I never listen to that song, and it's cool Banger? I'm actually team Marky Mark. I'd never listened to that song and it's cool. Really?

Marky Mark. Marky Mark. If you don't know the artist, you can't vote. The one that goes, boo, boo, boo. Okay, I think I've got it. Good vibrations. Okay, she's got it. She's got it. She's got it.

Is it close? It's so close. Okay, here we go. Thank you for all of the votes that have come in on 9696. We can reveal the greatest birthday banger of 2021 is... The winner by two votes. It's Marky Mark. Is it?

It's such a good vibe for sure. It's such a good vibe. Second was Smells Like Teen Spirit. And then coming in at number three was Lifehouse. Love that for Lifehouse. I know. They were really close. They were in the running.

Ross Boss will be so angry that this is how we're finishing the year. What, with this? With Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. How good? It's kind of perfect, really. You feel it, baby? Thank you for all your votes. Anastasia will be happy.

This is the second time she's ever heard this song. Is it? Well, welcome. This is Mark Wahlberg. He's an actor now. You want a fun Google search, type in Mark Wahlberg, Calvin Klein's campaign. Oh, hello. Here goes your birthday bagger winner, Brian Clint.

See them. Brian Clint. See them. Brian Clint. I love to bring these stories to the show, and I'm calling this segment Only in Australia. This is one of my favourite stories of the week, I reckon, and it's so Australian and makes you think sometimes I'm glad I'm not in Australia. It's about a politician by the name of... Kevin Rudd.

No. Barnaby Joyce. Yvette Dath. She's the Queensland Health Minister, so very important job in Parliament. Sure. And she was addressing the media where she was delivering Queensland's daily update on the coronavirus.

So a very serious situation. Now, the audio I've got for you is where she's obviously doing the press conference. There's all the TV cameras there. And take a listen to see what you think has jumped on her during the press conference. The message is this. Can someone please get that slide off? This shows how controlled I could be.

I don't like huntsmans, but I'm going to keep going and I'm going to pretend I don't have a huntsman on me right now. But if it gets anywhere near my face, please let me know. What is it? Under your left foot. Oh, I think I can see it. There it is. Sorry. He's wandered off. Okay.

She is incredible. Wow. Make her the Prime Minister, because you need someone who's cool under pressure in that job, and she has just demonstrated that she kept it cool when a massive huntsman spider. Screw that.

Screw that. I would go, press conference over. It could have been worse. Huntsmans aren't venomous, but they are massive. And she handled it very well. Cockroaches aren't venomous, but they still scare the shit out of me. There you go. Reasons why it's good not to be in Australia.

And it's bloody hot. And it's hot, yeah. Let's talk cars. One of my favourite topics. It is not one of your favourite topics. I actually know a lot about cars. I didn't say you didn't. And I actually really love talking about cars.

So how dare you think that I don't like talking about cars because of my... Gender. Gender. No, I actually really love cars. That's fine. It's not one of your favourite topics. It is.

We never talk about cars. I love talking about cars. You just never bring the content. Go on then, let's talk about cars. I love talking about cars. There's a survey that's been done over in the UK asking British drivers all different types of things that they find attractive about cars on the road.

Certain manoeuvres. Right. I love that word. Manoeuvres. What do you want to hear first? The type of cars, and I bet I can pick it. Okay. The hottest car to a British person is an Opel Astra.

They've just done brands. They haven't done particular models. The hottest car to British people is BMW, I think. That's what they find the sexiest. Fiat. Is it? No, I'm just kidding. See, that was a little cut.

I hate the French. Because I love talking about cars. No, they've done the car brands men find most attractive and the car brands women find most attractive. Let's do the top five, shall we? Sure. Number five, Mercedes. Yeah.

Is this men or women? This is a lot of information. That's for both Okay, right I think they're the same actually Oh, okay, right Merck's at number five Yes

Number four, the Ford Oh, right, okay, just a good basic Ford, yep Coming in number three, BMW Yeah, there you go Now we're getting posh Coming in at number two, none No car People don't find cars attractive Really? Yeah, there you go. Now we're getting posh. Coming in at number two, none. No car?

People don't find cars attractive. Really? People who use public transport are more attractive than car drivers. No, I think it's that they just don't care. Oh, okay. Car brands don't matter to them. None. I think that's what it means. And number one, you're going to love this.

The Volkswagen. No, I'm kidding. It's the Audi. Well, I could have told you that. There you go. With 14% of women and 13% of men. So not a high percent. I can vouch for the fact that when I got my Audi, I got 13% hotter.

Well, there you go. Yeah. The scientific fact, it's actually in the deal when you sign the papers at the dealership yeah right yeah right okay that's good um they warn you let's talk about driving habits because i found this really interesting uh where people uh did this study based on what maneuvers they think are the most attractive uh let's do the top three uh number three reverse parking with an arm on the passenger seat. Yeah, people love that, eh?

When you look over the thingy. And then just do a little whoop, whoop, whoop. Three-point turn was number two. Yeah. And then, of course, who doesn't love someone that can parallel park? Oh, right. Okay. I thought number one was going to be backing a trailer.

Oh, I don't know if that's on the list because... British people don't back trailers? Yeah. I just think it's not as common. British people don't do DIY. Yeah, pretty much. The last thing that they voted on was the most attractive driving habits.

Smoking. No, that's not on the list. I saw a lady smoking in her van today on the way to work with the windows up. I was like, damn, you really are getting value for money with that cigarette. That is hardcore. Let's go from number one down to number three. Number one, the most attractive driving habit, having a clean car. That is so attractive.

It is very hot. It is very hot. When you get in someone's car, it smells good. Yeah. That's a good time. Number two, driving cautiously. Boring. No, I love it.

I think it's so sexy. It's not hot, though. It is hot. It's not hot. It is hot when someone is a cautious driver. Not a slow driver, a cautious driver. Fine, okay, yeah. And coming in at number three,

this will be a bit of a blow to your confidence. The least attractive driving habit. Driving fast. I'm not a fast driver. And also, it's not the least attractive, it's the third most attractive, actually. Oh, is that not you that I see speeding past me on the motorway each afternoon?

As an Audi? Yeah. Must be a hot driver. And I can see the person. And that, folks, is the end of the year. Oh, yeah. We're done. We were having this conversation at dinner last night.

And producers get in here as well on the mics We were having our toast And Anastasia went to go Here's to a great year And I said nah be real about this Here's to an absolute dumpster fire shit pile of a year There were good bits But overall it's been really hard

Good bits I had a new baby this year Maggie came into our family this year. That's a great bit. But overall, the year was really freaking hard, and I think it's good to acknowledge that at the end. Other than you having a second baby, I mean, not much else. Someone else say something good.

Someone else say something good. Ben, one other good thing that happened this year. For our show or for me? Whatever, mate. Whatever. For you. Go for you. We'll go for our show.

Yeah. We had Michelle Passage On the show this year That was insane Oh my god Was that this year For a whole show Yep We came back from a DeLorean tour

The next day she was on That was incredible Well don't take all the good things Anastasia was going to say DeLorean tour You've taken that one Yeah there's the DeLorean tour Anastasia say another good thing

That happened this year Lord Lord came back Oh yes We had lord on the show lord was on the show he had heaps of good new music come out yep olivia rodrigo we finally confronted lord about that time you motorboated her hand oh yeah that wasn't a highlight for me highlight no my highlight was ed sheeran and mama die that was that was a great

moment yeah now you have to come up with another one, an original one. You know one of my favourite moments slash moments, because it went for five days on the show this year, was the remixes of the Friday song. It really was one of my highlights this year. It was a lot of fun. If you haven't heard it, you can Google it. What was that song called? It was called the Friday song.

It's called Friday by Right On. Right, yeah, and we did a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then we redid a Friday. Absolutely loved that this year. That was heaps of fun. We're going for a big, big break, and we'll see you guys back in January, but late January. Yeah, but just to everyone that's listened to the show

and supported us this year, obviously a lot of people have done it tough this year, but we appreciate you guys supporting this show and listening and you're the reason we get to do what we do. And there's podcasts going out over summer too. So yeah, there's summer podcasts. You can thank producer Ben for that if you listen to the podcast. But we love you guys and we thank everyone that's listened to the show

and has been a part of it this year because some hilarious stories from you guys. So we love you all very much and we'll see you next year. Merry Christmas, everybody. See ya. Bye. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.