ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th February 2021

Episode Date: February 17, 2021

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Hello everybody and welcome to the podcast. Hello, I'm still here. Caitlin's still here. She's just applying some Mitchum roll-on deodorant. Sorry, I just realised that we're in a close room. Can you smell me? No. Were you a bit whiffy? Just a little bit. My wife tried to convert me to Mitchum. I think Mitchum's fairly global for our podcast listeners. I think it's around the world. Yeah.

Mitchum deodorant. That's the best think it's around the world Yeah Mitchum deodorant That's the best That's what she said too Yeah Didn't work for me Made all my armpits go yellow On my t-shirt What?

Yeah Oh on your t-shirt I Not my actual armpit Yeah I was like You need to go to the doctor I had a severe allergic reaction No

I tried to use that Like be natural And use natural stuff That's what I was going to ask you Nope Does not work Doesn't work for all people It wouldn't work for me I'm a sweaty Betty Yes I'm sweaty too I try to use it naturally, like be natural and use natural stuff. That's what I was going to ask you. Nope. Does not work. Doesn't work for all people.

It wouldn't work for me. I'm a sweaty Betty. Yes, I'm sweaty too. Yeah. Yes. Because this is what I learned about because Lucy's gone for the naturals because she can. It doesn't stop you from sweating. It just perfumes the area.

And that is the difference between deodorant and antiperspirant. Hang on. Yes. So antiperspirant stops you from perspiring, and deodorant just deodorizes the perspiration that comes through. Oh, my God. Mind blown. Yeah, right? So it's a natural deodorizer.

You can get Botox as well. It's like hanging a, you know those little pine air fresheners people have on their mirrors? It's like dangling one of those little Pine air fresheners People have on their Mirrors It's like dangling One of those Beneath your armpits If that's not going to Cut the mustard

Then it's not for you You need to go back To a nice aluminium filled Yeah Did you know that That's the active ingredient In deodorant Aluminium

Aluminium And that's why people Yeah don't use it Because it's like bad It can be bad Or soaking aluminium up As aluminium Cool charm

You remember cool charm I don't think you were old enough to remember cool charm. No, we had cool charm. Yeah. But then in puberty class, they told us the same thing that Clint told us, that it's just a fragrance and it doesn't do anything. Yeah, I don't think cool charm is an antiperspirant. No.

No, right. No, I don't even think it's a, I think it's a scent spray. Is it a perfume? Oh, I would. What about Glade? Glade. What about,ade? Glade. What about Glade's toilet? Yeah, it's an air freshener joke. Oh, sorry.

Right over the head. What other retro deodorants? Mum? Mum? What about Lynx? Do boys still use Lynx? Lynx Africa? Boys do. Boys. Yeah. Me and Ben, we're sophisticated men. What are you?

Ben, why are you looking at me like that? No, I'm just listening. What do you? I was listening to see what that, I am a Rexona man. I have to use Rexona extra strength. Me too. I do. Yeah, right.

Yeah, nice. Yeah, be good. Yeah, but Ross Taylor was the spokesperson for it, so I'm like, it's cool. It's fine. Do you use the one, my one at the moment costs $10 The roll on? No the The box roll on and the box spad

Yeah No I don't need both but I like to have both Mitchum costs about $12 I've never used Mitchum and I've never used Mum I looked into Botox Fucking expensive Is Mitchum expensive too? Yeah. I've never used Mitchum and I've never used Mum.

I looked into Botox. Yeah. Fucking expensive. Yeah. Like thousands, like $1,500. For one? For both armpits, I think. Wait, $1,500?

I think so, yeah, and it doesn't last. Oh, that's not too bad. I thought it would be like five grand. No, that's for like six months. $1,500. Oh, that's a joke bad I thought it would be like five grand No that's for like six months Fifteen hundred bucks That's a joke for six months Don't quote me but that's When I looked into it that's what I See I would be happy to pay like five grand

And it'd be done for life But it's probably So smell just stops the water right Like the sweat No because the water is from the Sorry the smell is from the water, right? Like the sweat. No, because the water is from the, sorry, the smell is from the, because this is the gross bit, the smell is bacteria. That's what, sweat itself is fine,

but it's the bacteria that's generated that smells. Did you know anything, anytime anything smells, it's bacteria? Right. So if you've got a tea towel and it's a bit whiffy. You're smelling the bacteria. You're smelling bacteria. Oh, that's gross. You know tea towel whiff? Yeah And it's a bit whiffy You're smelling the bacteria You're smelling bacteria Oh that's gross You know tea towel whiff?

Yeah That's a hot tip To know But also yuck Yeah that is yuck That's disgusting So if you're wearing a t-shirt You know you have a t-shirt

And you put it through The washing machine Yeah yeah yeah And then when you get it On your body And it warms up You smell it again Yeah

It's because there's Bacteria in the t-shirt Interesting But But I feel like a Like a housewife From the 50s,

a hot wash will sort most of it out. Oh, okay. So if you do the tea towels on a hot wash. Yes. Yeah. I'm always likely

to do a cold wash because it's, you know, better for. It doesn't kill bacteria. Oh yeah, right. Oh well,

a little bit of bugs didn't hurt anyone. Get up the immune system. As long as you've got some cool charm. Shouldn't be saying that in the house. Yeah.

Spray a bit of cool charm on the... Yeah, actually, no, that's not a good symbol in 2021, is it? No, I know. I was joking. See, you didn't get my joke. Good healthcare professional over here. Hey, Anastasia, solid. No, shit. What is it?

Safe. Safe. Anastasia's been teaching us the words that the Gen Z... I haven't been teaching you. I've been talking and you want to... And I want them. Actually, I put them in my phone. Hang on.

We're learning Gen Z speak. Good shout. Good shout. Good shout. Oh, good shout. Safe. And happens. Happens.

No, that's just more of me being annoying one. That's not actually... Well, happens. What about hitting? Oh, it's hitting. Wait, that's... No, that's Clint's one. No, I didn't come up with that. I heard Soundkeeper Elle say it on Instagram.

She was like, I've been trusted with $10,000. Not going to lie. Pretty overwhelming. It's hitting right now. Oh, yeah. That's like when an old person says frothing. Excuse me. I say that.

I say that. No, I wasn't talking About you guys I was talking about A 50 year old Said that the other day Oh if an old person Says frothing Yeah I'm not talking

About you guys I was like When did frothing Become a They've taken our Laughy cry face Away from us Yeah I do use that a lot

It's pretty embarrassing Eggplant emoji You shouldn't be using that The eggplant I sent the taco emoji to my mum once Oh yeah I've never used that And she's like that's fun

That means vagina doesn't it I think so yeah I didn't know at the time But Yeah Extra pointed No No

No No No No Wait what I didn't get that Can you tell me after Anastasia you're pre

No You're preemptively cancelled Before you say it We're cancelling your decision She has been a bit dirty at the moment though No And I haven't even known you for that long She takes breaks in our planning meetings to talk about She's like guys it's a break

I want to talk about something for a bit Yeah she takes us off the record She's like hey guys this is totally inappropriate Can we go off the record for a minute? And we are like, absolutely not. But then we're like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Officially, no.

Yes, please. I'm sorry, Caitlin. Yeah, we are very early on in the stages of our friendship. I love it though. I think we're going to be great friends. It's just comedy. I'm not actually talking about dirty stuff. They're just jokes.

Are you a comedian? Are you crazy? No. Oh, okay. Hey, at least I got the glad joke. You are actually pretty funny, Anastasia. Oh, look. Cancel her for saying that.

I was talking to Bree last night. Yeah. How's she doing? Good. I'm just looking over our text messages because what she's doing is a secret. But I know what it is And we all know Yeah

But it's hard to talk If you listen to the last podcast she was on Yeah you'll figure it out from there It's in there But it's like I don't know what I'm allowed to share I'm too nervous to share anything Yeah

Because it's too secretive Yeah I got a photo yesterday Oh you got a photo Yeah I got a photo Take that photo to the grave mate What was the photo of? You'll get sued if you release that photo I know

What was the photo of? Can't tell sued if you release that photo I know What was the photo of? Can't tell you Yeah see Guys I got a photo On Sunday So I was technically the first to get a photo I got a photo On

I'm not going to make this up by the way Oh okay I got a Photo on This sucks to be me You know what I'm going to say I'm going to say what my photo was of It was a bed and a wall

Saucy And the message said up to No No no no I'm just messaging her I'm the only one that hasn't Been sent a photo Oh actually should we call her?

Oh yeah that'd be a bit of fun She might be busy and if you hear what she's filming in the background pretend you didn't hear it Or Ben can just edit it out Sorry Creating work for Ben I'm not doing that Remember when I think people used to think That you could know the number just by hearing it

I was just thinking the exact same thing I think Do anyone knows the dial tones off by hard enough Maybe musicians They're like oh that was a 7 That was a 3 3 Yeah I think people used to That's why we had to blank numbers out

If she doesn't answer, leave her a message asking why you didn't get a phone call. Hi, leave me message or probably be more likely to reply to a text message. Thanks. When you've finished recording, press hash for more options or just hang up. Hi, Bree, it's Caitlin.

I'm not going to send you a text message, I'm just going to tell you. Why have I not received a photo when everyone else in the studio has had a photo? Bree got a photo, I mean Clint got a photo. Anastasia got a photo and Ben got a photo. I got two photos. Bree, can you please send me a photo from your secret destination? Also, hi, what's up? Tell us.

Girl, you've got to round it out. Okay. Am I finishing? Yeah, you've got to hang up. Okay. Anyway, how you doing, girl? Hope you're good. Love you.

Catch you later. Bye. Yeah, that was smooth. That was good. Was that good? Yeah. I went a little bit American at the end oh we're still on the line

we love you bye bye bye bye yeah good that was nice should we

should we tell Caitlin about this part of the podcast that we know all too well no which is no okay no

well you can but I don't believe it's a thing it was about to happen what is it well we always have we always have awkward endings. Like Clint just goes, ah, well, this is, you know, listen to the podcast now and enjoy. That's such a dad thing.

I haven't mastered a smooth way to get out. What did you say today? The dolphin is the smooth way out. What did you say today? The dolphin is the smooth way out. What did you say today that was also very dad? I think I went, I was coupled with a sigh. I think I went, ah, what's next? Yeah, I've heard that. Ah, what's next?

Okay, dad. Safe. All right, well, safe. Safe sound. All right, well, stay sound, stay safe. Hitting it. Let it hit. On. And keep frothing for the podcast YTG

What did you say? You're the boys What about the girls? YTG baby You're the girls 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hi everybody, Brie and Clint, no Brie, she's away.

Caitlin's here filling in for Brie. Good afternoon, excuse me. No, there wasn't an ugh at you. What was it an ugh at? It was an ugh at the situation. I was going to say ugh, Caitlin, are we getting out of lockdown? Very much sounded like your ugh at you. What was it an if at? It was an ugh at the situation. I was going to say, ugh, Caitlin, are we getting out of lockdown? Oh, it very much sounded like your ugh at me. Sorry, it was badly

timed. Yeah, look, I can't tell you that because I don't know. You're the nurse. That's not my specialty. Two community cases. Yeah. Really put us on edge this afternoon, hasn't it? It has. Because, I mean, it's been such a roller coaster.

On Monday, I was like, no, mate, it's definitely going to be at least a week. And then yesterday when there were no cases, I was like, oh, we're off to Christchurch. I think we're going out this weekend. I think we're going to the races. And then all of a sudden, it's like, oh, I don't know what's going to happen. I'm like really concerned as well because my lemon tree is at my house. I'm like, who's going to water it? Right.

You live in an apartment? Yeah. Right. And so it won't's going to water it? Right. You live in an apartment? Yeah. Right. And so it won't get any rain? No. Right. Yeah. And it's like quite new

and you have to water it a lot. Yeah. First world problems. Totally. But I mean, they're your problems. They are. Maybe I'll get the person above me

to like trickle some water down. Yeah. Get them to pee off their balcony. He's good for lemons, isn't it? Okay, here's what you've got to look forward to today. Excuse me. Are you okay? Is it that chip that you just ate?

Oh, do you want me to give you the Heimlich? Are you okay? Sorry, no, it's the salt and vinegar chip. We're okay. I'm out of water. Here's what you need to look for Tuesday. Do you want some of mine? No, that's bad COVID.

Yeah, okay. Four o'clock, secret sound. Yes. 4.30, COVID announcement from the Prime Minister, which we're going to take live to air. Five o'clock, secret sound. Okay? Yeah.

Just plan your afternoon out like that. And everything will be okay. Thank you for that agenda. All right. Let's start with Tradie vs Lady. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs Lady.

Alright, let's play Tradie vs Lady. We need a tradie and a lady to call up now and go head to head in an epic general knowledge battle as put together by Caitlin. Great news, they put it together again today. You did. So hopefully we won't screw up any of the questions like we did yesterday

and someone will still win. We've checked that there's no leap year questions. No. Turns out those are a bit much for us but if you'd like to play, call now and we'll tradie

versus lady after Justin Bieber. ZM. I hear a lot of Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Alrighty then.

Your chance to win 50 bucks cash if you're a tradie or a lady. You can be a lady tradie so we can have two girls playing. Quite hard to get two guys playing in this game. We haven't found that loophole yet. Okay. But all you've got to do is get through and then you'll answer the questions that Caitlin's written. Any areas of expertise that are going to hold people in good stead with Tradiverse Lady today?

Nah. Nah, it's all very general. It's all very random. Okay, let's get our tradie on. He's 24. He's from Palmy. He enjoys red wine, musicals, and skids. Please say good afternoon to Jaden.

Hey, Jaden. Hey, good day, guys. How's it going? Jaden, what an array of hobbies you have. I'll tell you, it's great. You're the complete man. Oh, no, I'm a musical bogan. You're a musical bogan.

What's your favourite musical? Favourite musical would be either Hamilton or... Please say high School Musical. Quite a lot. No, it's not really a musical, though, is it? Book of Mormon? It's called High School Musical. Oh, Book of Mormon, of course.

Yeah, good man. And how good's Hamilton? Okay, taking you on today. She's 30. She's also from Palmy. Oh, could this be a love match? She turns eyelids... She can turn her eyelids inside out.

Welcome our lady today, Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, how are you? Good. Do you like musicals? I sure do. Do you like doing skits? Yeah.

No. Are you single? No, I'm not. I'm married. Don't worry about it then. Sorry. Here we go. I don't know if Jaden was single either.

Oh, Jaden, are you single? We didn't ask him. No, I'm not. Oh, okay. How could he be? He's the complete man. Let's not try to set people up that are already in a relationship. You guys keen for an affair you single? No, I'm not. How could he be? He's the complete man. You guys keen for an affair? No, no, no.

Caitlin's going to ask the questions. Your buzzers are tradie and lady. First to get three correct is going to take home the 50 bucks cash. Good luck, guys. Alright. Question number one. Kendall Jenner has been accused of photoshopping a photo of herself in a bikini. Name one of her sisters.

Rebecca. Oh, tradie. named one of her sisters? Rebecca. Oh, Trady. Lady. You got there, Rebecca. You got it. Yeah. Kylie. Yeah.

Nice. Okay, second question. He said it first in 2017, and The Rock is reconsidering running for president. What character did he play in the Disney movie Moana? Lady. Oh, come on, Jaden. That was you, man.

There's songs in that movie. Rebecca, go for it. Maui. Yeah. Nice. All right. Okay, Jaden, you need this to stay in the game, okay? Yeah, we got this.

Jaden, I reckon you can get this one. Okay. Which former Jersey Shore star has just been diagnosed with COVID-19? I will give you three options. Tookie, Smookieookie or Snookie? Lady. Lady. Rebecca, for the win.

Snookie. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Oh, there you go. Well done, Rebecca. Yeah. Congratulations.

$50 cash coming your way. Jaden, maybe a little less time on Broadway, a little more time reading the news, you reckon? Oh, I tell you, I need it, eh? I'd say less time skidding. Let's stop doing skids. Brie and Clint. I said before that I've realised the purchase

that will make my life complete. And look, I'm not a materialistic person. I know that happiness doesn't lie in purchases. However, I feel like this thing is missing from my life and I feel like if I had it, life would be better. I can just come out and say it, life would be better. You can get it from Kmart? You can get it from Kmart. You can also get real bougie ones as well. But I don't know what the difference is and I'd be happy with a Kmart one.

Right. Okay. The item that I think I need, that my wife won't let me have, is an air fryer. I want an air fryer. I see everybody on Instagram with their air fryers and they're like, oh my God, just got myself an air fryer. Life changing. I know. How do you know that a person's got an air fryer? They will constantly talk about the air fryer.

My whole family have them and it's so it's always like, oh here's a new recipe for the air fryer. Oh, have you tried this in the air fryer yet? Yeah, and have you? No, well okay, I'll go around to my sister's house because I'm a poor student, I'll be like what's for dinner and then I'll go around and it makes like good

chips, I guess. Yes, I'm keen for that. But does it mean that it's less fatty food because it's air fried? I think so. I think that's what it is. So you don't have to use oil? Yeah. I don't actually know.

I don't know how they work. But it's gross when people cook like meat and stuff. Well, I'm just Googling what you can cook in the air fryer. It says bacon is pretty good in an air fryer because it would go really crispy. Okay. Oh, fancy. Bacon is pretty good in an air fryer because it would go really crispy. Okay. Oh, fancy. For dessert, try a banana in the air fryer.

Okay, we'll go with it. We'll go with it. Banana. And then you just eat it? You can cook a flavourful steak in the air fryer. Wow. I don't really eat steak, but I mean, I'd be keen to try it. Fry up some chickpeas.

Look, this is not a great list. You can make pancakes. I know that my sister makes pancakes. Obviously, maybe we'll do chicken wings in the air fryer. I've heard you can do a toasted sandwich in the air fryer. So you just can chuck out all your other appliances, it sounds like. This is what I've said to Lucy and she said, no, there's no room on the bench. What's, oh, is there hair? We don't need it.

Okay. She said, we've got an oven and a frying pan and a toasted sandwich maker. What do we need an air fryer for? And I just think she doesn't know what she's missing. Ben's just highlighted something. It's designed to simulate deep frying without submerging the food in oil. Yeah, so it's healthy. I don't believe that.

It's not going to make it taste like it's deep fried. Is it not? No. Well, for $99 at Kmart, you can find out. They've got an air fryer there. $79. Wow. Yeah, right.

Anyway, I'm pretty. I'm skeptical. I'm pretty sold. Yeah. But I need, I kind of need the weight of the nation behind this decision. And so Lucy will listen to this and be like, oh, so they've decided. Yeah, so I can play it through on the podcast and I'm like, babe,

you don't want to be out of touch with the culture. So 0800DIALZM, do I need an air fryer? That's the question I want to ask. Okay. Do you have one? Do you know? How good are they? What recipes do you make?

We need some inspiration. Do you love your, I need air fryer people to call through right now. There'll be lots of them, I can guarantee. On 0800-DIAL-ZM. Brie and Clint. ZM. Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Brie.

That's Benny in Super Lonely. It's a big day. I've made a decision in my life. I've realised something that I need an air fryer. I can't go any further without an air fryer. You're not allowed it. That's the thing. No, but I...

Caitlin. Caitlin. I am a man, okay, and I do what my wife tells me. Exactly. No, I just need, I need like a groundswell of people

come through to say, hey, yeah, Clint's right, you really do need an air fryer. Do you really think that's going to change your mind? I don't know. Her biggest qualm is that it's not going to fit on the kitchen table. Yeah, we'll get rid of... Are you going to get rid of the toasty maker? Yep. Well, if the

air fryer does toasties, then... I still don't believe them, eh? There's a lot of passionate people when it comes to air fryers. You said it right when you said how do you know someone has an air fryer? They'll tell you about it. And they're here to tell us this afternoon. David's called up. Hi, David. Hi there. How good has an air fryer? They'll tell you about it. And they're here to tell us this afternoon. David's called up. Hi, David. Hi there.

How good is an air fryer? It's extremely good. I love mine. What's the best thing that you cook in your air fryer? Oh, there's a range of things. We even cook cake in the house. You've made a cake in the air fryer? Yep.

You can get a special pan that fits inside it instead of just one with the holes, and you can even cook a cake. David, did it dry it out? First time I did, it did, but then you just time it right and you pull it out at the right time, and it's nice. Yeah, right. It's all about figuring it out. This is not paid for by Big Air Fryer, by the way, or Kmart.

There's huge disparity in air fryer prices. We found one on the Kmart website for $79 and then one at Noel Leeming for $649. Yeah. I don't think Lisa's going to let you spend $649 on an air fryer. Deanna, are you an air fryer advocate? Yes, I can 100% vouch for one. Yes.

How much do you love your air fryer? We just used I can 100% vouch for one. Yes, how much do you love your air fryer? We just used it for lunch right now, like chicken nuggets, 10 minutes, 200 degrees. We've even cooked a whole chicken in it, 20 minutes. Whoa. Does it make it cook? Wait, wait, wait. You cooked a whole chicken in

20 minutes? Oh, did she say 20 minutes? Yeah, a whole chicken. And it came out the moistest chicken I've ever had. And no one got sick? No one got sick. Do you have to wait for an air fryer? That's a stupid question, but do you have to wait for an air fryer to warm up like an oven? No, just whack it in and

walk away. It's like really hot air just pushing through and cooking it. This is the future. This is the future of cooking. Ella, hi. I don't trust it. Hi. Are you an air fryer influencer? They are amazing.

It saves you so much time in the kitchen. How much did you pay for your one? I got the cheapest one that came out. And is it good? It's fantastic, and we've had it about two years. And we use it all the time. It saves so much time, and it's way cheaper to run than an oven. Do you think the food

that comes out is actually healthier or is that just... Yeah, way healthier because you can see that oil in the grease and stuff that is drained off is actually kind of gross.

But does it still make the chips like really like... You know how chips are really... Does it still make... Oh, does it make them like dry and like healthy chips? What Caitlin's asking is

isn't the oil the good bit? Honestly, that's so good. Wow. Okay, let's race through this. Vanessa, you love your air fryer. 100% absolutely. Would you cook a whole chicken in it? I've never done that.

I don't know if mine's big enough. Would you cook a steak in yours? Absolutely. Wow. See? Absolutely. Wow. See, this is, yeah, okay. Sorry, we've just lost Vanessa. We'll just go to Andrew quickly. Hi, Andrew.

Hello. The future is now, Clint. The future is now. And that means get an air fryer? Well, I was on the boat of air fryer, schmear fryer, yeah, yeah. But then my flatmate got one, and it's revolutionary. Wow. Yeah.

So here's a few secrets. Don't tell anyone, okay? Yeah. So KFC, some leftover KFC, bang it in a little tray that our friend was talking about before so you don't lose the grease. Yeah. Reheat it, and it's nearly as good as the real thing. That's our thing to say.

No, but if it's been in the fridge. Your air frying leftover KFC. You have reinvented hangovers my friend. That is quite... And with the snakes, pan sear them before you chuck the steak in the air fryer and she's a beauty.

Another little thing, you can actually make a pavlova in there. What? You can make a pavlova in the air fryer? So I'm going to do this. I'm going to make a pavlova and I'll DM you how it goes. Tag me.

It'll be good. Yeah, tag me in the picture. That will be what it takes. If you can make a pav in it, then I can convince Lizzie that I can make a pav in it and then we're done, I reckon. I reckon that's perfect.

All right. Thank you, Andrew. Ultimate wingman. I've I reckon. I reckon that's perfect. All right. Thank you, Andrew. Ultimate wingman. I've got you. I've got you. Ultimate wingman. I'll do this even if I have to put the air fryer in the shed and go and cook outside, all right?

Brie and Clint. Caitlin's here filling in for Brie, and we've got Dean McCarthy with the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from L.A. with the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, big news. A huge new movie coming May 2021 and the return of a big star as well. What have you got for us? Oh, so exciting.

Emma Stone is the star and lead role in the new Cruella movie. Now, I know, right? This is like Cruella. This is going to be fabulous. This is one of the most infamous villains ever. You will remember it. I think it was Glenn Close that played Cruella back in the day. And this is the first time we've seen this character brought to life.

You know, that was in 101 Dalmatians, of course. And this is the first time we've seen this character taken to this place. Emma Stone, very, very talented actor. You may remember or you may have heard, but she hurt herself when they were filming this and they had to stop production for a few months and it literally cost tens of millions of dollars. Everything had been booked and scheduled

and all of the sets had been paid for and everything. And then she hurt herself. I think she broke her leg or a finger or something and they had to stop production for a month literally. But they're back and it's ready and it's coming to this. Well, cinemas in New Zealand. Yes, I'm sure. You guys will get a Disney

Plus release or something probably, right? Because there's no cinemas open over there. Yeah, exactly. I forgot about being in cinemas. The poster of it, it looks like it's Kristen Stewart. It doesn't look like Emma Stone. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.

I don't understand how they're going to make, because the movie looks fantastic and I'm excited for it. The trailer drops tomorrow. I don't understand how they're going to make, because surely the star of the movie has to be kind of likeable, but there's nothing likeable about Cruella de Vil. She wants to skin 101 puppies to make herself a fur coat, you know? So it'll be really interesting to see how they rewrite the Cruella story

to make you want to kind of root for her, you know? Because even when you watch the Heath Ledger Joker, not the Heath Ledger one, what was the most recent one? With Jared Leto? No. Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. Oh, right, yep.

You kind of still felt for him kind of thing. You like him, right. Yeah, so interesting. That's going to be really interesting. Maybe people that like fur coats will like him. Maybe. I don't know if anyone does. Maybe she's appealing to those people.

That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. The Cathedral Square in Christchurch is currently being covered in sand for a beach volleyball tournament this weekend. Good. Now, I was like, cool.

The actual first thing that came into my head when I saw this news story was like, I was kind of expecting it to be white sand. I don't know why. We don't have white sand in New Zealand, do we? It's whitish in the Mount. Right. I just thought, you know, like a white beach,

you know, like beach volleyball, you think white beach sand. Like Gold Coast beach. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was like brown, brown sand. Right, that's the bit that got you. Yeah. But then I was like, oh, awkward.

If the country in Christchurch goes into a lockdown and they've just got all the sand. Well, yeah, if they get brought up to level three at 4.30, which there's no expectation that's going to happen. No, yeah. But that would really bugger it. And even in level two, they can only have 100 people there. And once you've got four people, volleyball people,

four people in their bikinis. For each team. No, isn't it two on each team? Oh, is it? Oh, yeah. No. I their bikinis. For each team? No, isn't it two on each team? Oh, is it? Oh, yeah. No. Two on each. I don't know.

Once you've got the players, the umpires, and whoever else needs to be there, it's a pretty small fandom. But to be honest, Cathedral Square would be happy to have anything going on at the moment. And I say that with love. I love Christchurch. We did our hot tub time machine tour down there two weeks ago and breaking news if you haven't been recently,

Cathedral Square is not the cool place to hang out anymore. Yeah. No, it's with the youths there. It's just, put it this way, the police had to come. Oh wow. Ben had to call the police three times. Okay. Oh no. I hope people have let the

volleyball people know that. Well it now has 240 tonnes three times. Okay. Oh, no. I hope people have let the volleyball people know that. Well, it now has 240 tonnes of sand. Right. Started moving into the square this morning. Oh, look at it now. It's very brown. I think that's wet. I think it must be wet and it's hopefully going to dry in time for the beach volleyball.

That looks like dirt. I was just not expecting it to be that colour. Here's a little bit of the news on the volleyball going down, hopefully in Christchurch this weekend. Mountains of sand have been carted into central Christchurch this morning, setting the stage for the upcoming beach volleyball super slam. They've got some volleyballers just awkwardly playing volleyball on the mounds for the news story. It hasn't even been smoothed out into a beach.

Can we get you guys to do some volleyball for us? You're like, guys, we want to make volleyball look really cool. That spot where they are, that is exactly where we parked the DeLorean two weeks ago. That's where we were

in the hot tub. Oh, no. And that's where we got attacked. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah. Right, well,

we're hoping for the best for them. We are. The Super Slam. Is that what it's called? Yes, it is. The Volleyball Super Slam. Yeah. Right, well, we're hoping for the best for them. We are. The Super Slam. Is that what it's called? Yes, it is. The Volleyball Super Slam. Yeah. The news story was rounded out perfectly, by the way.

The return to alert level restrictions hurtling a sandstorm toward this event, like so many others. But, um, as an expert news level gag, sandstorm. Get it? Oh, no, I get it, Clint. Sandstorm. Get it? Oh, no, I get it, Clint. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, cool. Here's Saatchi. I've got a question for you, Caitlin.

Because you said something, I didn't realise this about you. In all the years I've known you, actually, you said, because you were talking about the things that you'd forgotten to bring to Auckland to fill in for Brie. Yes. You forgot your chin hair tweezers. Mate, yeah. Thanks for bringing that up again, yeah.

Oh, did you get some? No, and I tried to use, what are those things that you, when in the kitchen you cook with? Tongs. I tried to use tongs. Didn't work. Didn't work.

You tried to use, you forgot those, something else you forgot, but then you also forgot your iron pills. I was like, oh, why do you need iron pills? And you told me that you're vegetarian. Yeah, and I don't need that. I've got great iron, but I just use them to top up.

But yes, I am a vegetarian. I'm on and off. Once I got drunk and ate a cheeseburger. Oh, yeah. I mean. Happens. It happens. Yeah.

How long have you been vegetarian? This time around, probably like three years. Oh, yeah? Yeah. For a while. Fletch made me eat chicken when I was in Cambodia once. That was weird that I ate chicken in Cambodia. But then I was eating chicken and fish for a while.

Yeah, right. And then I was like, nah. So you're vegetarian or you're flexitarian? No, I am vegetarian. You are vegetarian. Yeah, yeah, right. I was vegetarian for like nine months. Yeah.

And then when you have a kid, your kid needs to eat meat. Yes. And then you want to have dinner with your kid, and so you end up sort of just going back to it. That's fair. I wanted to ask you this as a vegetarian, and it's a would you eat this. Okay. You'll have to describe this for people,

but we're going to put it up on the screen so you can see it. This is the world's first ever 3D printed ribeye steak. So what you're seeing, there is no meat, no actual meat inside there. Hang on. 3D printed? Yeah. That looks a lot like meat.

So that's not meat. That's made obviously out of like soybeans or what they make fake meat out of. They've got a 3D printer and they fill it with ink, which is like a plant-based substance, which they use to create... Have a listen to this. Nah, that's gross. This will explain a little bit of it.

We analyse the different components that make those beautiful cuts. We identified three main components, the muscle, the blood and the fat. Our technology can create whole muscle cuts just as a cow can produce that in a much more efficient way with a lower cost and of course it's much better for the environment

it looks like juicy as steak I wouldn't eat that you wouldn't eat it? I wouldn't eat it why? so I don't eat meat because it grosses me out yeah that's what I should have asked what's your reason for being vegetarian?

well and it's for animal reasons I don't like the idea of killing an animal to eat it. But then, and when I look at steak, it reminds me of like flesh, like a person's flesh. Yeah, and they've done a lot of work to make this look fleshy. So there's not even any, is there even any nutrients in that? Like why would I eat it? It's plant-based.

Plant-based what though? Like look at that. It looks like they're using wax to put in the... Yeah, I just don't understand. Right. So it's about the nutrients. Well, yeah, that's what I eat for. Nutrients.

Jokes. I just ate like a whole bunch of this. I was going to say, pass me the Tim Tams. Can I just flip this question for a second? We'll go to Ben, our resident carnivore. Yes. And this man lives off the barbecue. Right.

Would you eat this steak? I'd probably give it a try, but I don't know if lives off the barbecue. Right. Would you eat this steak? I'd probably give it a try, but I don't know if I'd enjoy it. Right. I think I'd know the difference. Right. But I'd give it a try. Okay. It's coming anyway.

It looks nice. Yeah, it's coming. Because my favourite thing are chicken-free chicken nuggets. Yeah. They taste exactly like chicken nuggets. Yeah. I promise you. But they're not 3D printed.

They're not 3D, like 3D printers, I don't trust them. I don't trust a lot of things. I don't trust air fryers. I do not trust 3D printers. Yeah, right. Okay.

Well, anyway, if you're hanging out for a steak and you're a vego, whack that in your air fryer. It's on the way soon. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann.

Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea,

but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Brian Clint. He's standing by for the Prime Minister. She's not up there yet, so let's try and crowbar in a morale-boosting request. We're doing this every day that we're in lockdown.

Fingers crossed this is the last day that we do it. Yeah. Right? But we like doing it, but yeah, fingers crossed. Love doing it. Don't want to do it anymore because it means we'll be out of lockdown. So, really quick whip around on everybody on the text machine. Yeah. And here are the best suggestions. Your Ricky want to do it anymore. Because it means we'll be out of lockdown. So really quick whip around on everybody on the text machine.

Yeah. And here are the best suggestions. Your Ricky Martin has made it in. The best Ricky Martin. Is it? Is this the Ricky Martin song or is this the Ricky Martin song? I think She Bangs is an unsung hero. People forget about She Bangs.

Okay, then let's get rid of Live in La Vida Loca. It's between She Bangs and this song. Nick Jonas' Levels is an underrated banger. You are absolutely right about that. Yeah. The bit where he says high five to Jesus. You can't beat it. Poor year always comes up for morale boosting requests.

And any time that it wins, it does the job. Yeah. Because it's a morale boosting song. It is. It is. So poor year's in there. Sex on fire. It's one of Di's favourite song, isn't it?

Yeah, one of them, yeah. That's in Bon Jovi. In Classic. MKTO is a good choice too. Okay, so those are our five songs. What is it going to be? Ricky Martin, She Bangs. Avicii Level. Oh, She Bangs Avicii Level

Oh sorry not Avicii Levels Nick Jonas Levels Poirier Sex on Fire or Classic Well I feel like I have to say Ricky because I told people to request him but I love Poirier

True you were always going to say Ricky Martin weren't you? Okay I'm going to stick with Ricky You're going to stick with Ricky Martin? He's got new music coming out that's why he's come back into my life. Good. I'm sure it's going

to be great. I'm sure it's going to be good. What do you think? Well, convince me that this is the right song. Tell me this is the song. You can shimmy to it.

Yeah? You can have a little shimmy and that gets everyone in the mood. Looks like a flower. Alright, I'm going to do it it I'm going to dive in here first I'm going to take your advice It's all on you by the way

If everyone hates it, don't blame me Here you go, your morale boosting request for today Is Ricky Martin Courtesy of Caitlin The Prime Minister's live next Brian Clint, ZM. Talk to me, tell me your name You blow me off like it's all the same You lit a fuse and now I'm digging away like a bomb Yeah, baby

Talk to me, tell me your sign You switch your sides like a Gemini You're playing games and now you're hitting my heart Like a drum Yeah baby When the baby love Gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I let her rub me up

Till she knocks me out Cause she walks like she talks And she talks like she walks And she bangs Oh baby when she moves She moves I go crazy cause she looks like a flower Like she bangs, she bangs Oh baby, when she moves, she moves I go crazy cause she looks like a flower But she stings like a bee

Like every girl in history She bangs, she bangs Wasted by the way she moves No one ever looked so fine She reminds me that a woman's got one thing on her mind Talk to me, tell me your name I'm just a link in your basic chain Your rap sounds like a diamond map to the stars

Yeah, baby Talk to me, tell me the news You wear me out like a pair of shoes Yeah, baby. I'll do the time with a smile on my face. Thinking of her in her leather and lace. She bangs, she bangs. Oh, baby, when she moves, she moves. I'm a princess, she looks like a powerpuff. She stings like a bee. Like every girl in history.

She bangs, she bangs. Wasted by the way she moves. She moves. No one ever looks so far. Bye. And if baby love gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I let her rub me up till she knocks me out Cause she walks like she talks and she talks like she wants. She bangs, she bangs. Oh, baby, when she moves, she moves. I go crazy cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee.

Like every girl in this history. She bangs, she bangs. Oh, she moves, she bangs. She moves, she moves. She bangs, she bangs. She moves, she moves. ZM, Brian Clint with Caitlin. That's your morale boosting request from Ricky Martin. She bangs.

Good choice. I'm all of a sudden a Spanish dancer. Now, what kind of dancer is it? A Latin dancer. A Latin dancer. Bree and Clint. Caitlin's here filling in. We've just got great news.

Alert levels changed tonight. Auckland's down to two and the rest of the country's down to one. Because we did such a good job. We did well and Auntie said we can do stuff. It's great stuff. It means things like weddings can go ahead this weekend as well. And I know you're part of a wedding, so aren't you? Yes.

So one of my best friends, Morgan, is getting married and I couldn't be more happy for her. I'm very excited. She did, however, message us this morning, a little group of her, a couple of her bridesmaids, and asked if we could do a joint speech. So myself and two other girls. Now, I was like, how am I going to stand out? At least three of us.

Like, I went to an engagement party, and I was just the hostess with the mostess, obviously. Although it's really awkward because she's marrying a black cat. She's marrying Tim Seifert. Oh, yeah. And so I was going up to all these, you know, like, hunky men. And I was like, hi, I'm Caitlin. I'm the bridesmaid.

What do you do? And these guys were like, we play cricket. I'm Kane Williams. I'm the captain of the black cats. Yeah, it was like Tim Salvey and stuff. And I was like, no idea who they are. Oh, that's nice though. They would like that, I think.

Do you think? I don't know. I think it puts me in good stead for having a good speech. I think they're down to earth, are. Oh, that's nice though. They would like that, I think. Do you think? I don't know. I think it puts me in good stead for having a good speech. I think they're down to earth, guys. I think they'd like it. Yeah? I think it's good. Good.

Now, the issue you've got is not the issue that I thought it was. Because most people's issue when they have to speak at a wedding is, oh God, I'm so nervous. I don't want all the attention to be on me. Oh. But no, you're having the opposite. The opposite. You're having the opposite. You're going, why do I have to share the limelight?

Yeah, because I mean, I think that, okay, I was like, well, maybe I'll burst into song and not tell the other girls, but I can't sing like I'm one of the worst singers. Yeah. And then I was like, do we each say a line? Do we do a bit of a poem? No. Everybody does it at 21st where you do an acrostic poem off the person's name. So Morgan, you'd be like, okay, I'll go first. M. M is for marvellous. You are marvellous, Morgan. Okay, your turn

and then you hand the microphone on. Who are you doing the speech with? Who are the other people that you're sharing your big moment with? So it's all of our best friends, me, Gina, and also someone that you might sharing your big moments with. So it's all of our best friends, me, Gina, and also someone that you might know, Polly, who's also known as PJ. As in Jason PJ. As in Jason PJ. It's going to be the four of us. Wouldn't you know it, but PJ joins us on the show right now.

Hi, PJ. Yeah, g'day, guys. Funny you're talking about this on your show, because we talked about it on our show this morning. Are you also worried that I'm going to be better than you? Nah, so I actually thought it was just me doing the speech and then it sort of came up as a group chat. I thought it was just me doing it and then I didn't realise

that actually you and Gina were going to be doing it too. Why would you be doing it over me? Just because you're more famous. Like, get a grip. I think that's why she'd be doing it over you. So I don't care. The guests or the black caps will go, wow, how'd they get PJ from Jason PJ?

I'm important too. Do you know what's worrying? Last time Caitlin and I did a speech, it was at my 27th birthday party, and we just broke out into spontaneous rap. So I'm slightly concerned that that's probably going to happen at the wedding. Do that. Do that.

Yeah, nah, do that. PJ, are you concerned about your spotlight being taken as well? Are you having the same issue as Caitlin? Because that's Caitlin's main concern is she doesn't want to share the limelight in her big moment. Push this bitch out of the way. No, it actually makes the workload way easier. Like, I don't know.

What's the hardest part? Is the hardest part like the meat in the sandwich? I don't know. Oh, the middle speak. I actually feel really sorry for Gina. She's not going to get a word in. True, the third person in this. Was there ever a chance

of splitting you guys up and having like one as an MC? You're the celebrant. You're a celebrant. You could have done that. I know, but I'm supposed to be

standing next to my best friend. She wants us as the bridesmaids. Right. So... You could DJ. I hope you should DJ, Caitlin.

Guys, I don't know half of the songs we play on this radio station. I'm so behind. All right, well, good luck. When's the wedding? Shit. June?

No, it's July. No, it's July. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope that you can come over because I might be number one bridesmaid. Caitlin's hoping for a lockdown so that she gets to do the speech myself. Thanks, PJ. Great to hear from you.

Bye, again. See ya. Bye. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on wedding speech nightmares. People who really botched the wedding speech. Because you joke about doing a rap, which would be fine if you did a good job, but some people don't understand what's appropriate and what's not appropriate in a wedding speech. And like grandparents, parents.

It's not a 21st. Exactly. It's not a piss up. Well, it is a piss up. And it's not funny when you're like, oh, remember your ex. Like, don't mention it. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who really put their foot in it in the wedding speech? That's what we want to know this afternoon. 0800DALZ.M. You can text your stories in to 9696.

We can keep all the names out of it if you need to do that. Who ruined the wedding speech? You can use it as a bit of a what not to do. Inspo. Yeah. Anti-inspo. Anti-inspo. Brie and Clint.

And Caitlin's actually speaking at a wedding, not this weekend, but soon you get to give a speech. I do. I am bridesmaid for one of my best friends, but she's included two other friends in the speech. I mean, I'll do it. They're my best friends, but I'm just wondering how I'm going to stand out. It's going to be a long speech

because I know you all want to talk. It'll be like that episode on Bridesmaids where we just keep taking the microphone off each other. You pretend to speak in French. We want to know this afternoon about your wedding speech disasters. What happened? Who really read the room wrong at a wedding? Because wedding speeches are a special thing.

Weddings, you don't get them again. If you do it right, you don't get them again. And someone can really ruin the whole day. Yeah, it is not, as you said before, it's not your 21st. There are lots of family members there, some of them elderly. Yes. Just remember who's there. It's a very important occasion. It is.

So who ruined it? This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi. What happened? My mother-in-law happened. Ah. Yeah, she got up and was like,

Welcome, everybody, to our wedding. And then proceeded to tell everybody how my husband was her unwanted fourth child. In front of him. And that, you know, she, when he was born, she just put him into the cot and would leave him there. And her husband had to get him up and feed him a bottle, even though she'd like food fed her other three children.

She just couldn't connect with him. That's horrific. She was so surprised that anybody would marry him. Oh my God. It was horrible. Had she said this to her son before the wedding or is this the time that she chose? No.

It was totally out of the blue. I thought I had a really good relationship with this woman. Yeah. Was she trying to be funny or something weird? I have no idea, but I'm pretty, like, up in your face as a person. Like, I'm not afraid to tell you what it is. So my maid of honour was like, just stay down. Just calm down.

Yeah, yeah. Also, it's your day. You would have felt totally empowered to go and say whatever you want. I was ready to jump the table. Did you manage to keep yourself in check? I did. My mum had to walk out. Yeah.

Did it ruin the wedding? I felt really sorry for her. Yeah. Do you feel like it ruined the day? It ruined the day, but it also ruined our relationship. I think we've never been the same since With you and your husband? No, with his family

Oh, that's, yeah, right, okay Yeah, not good Okay, thank you, Anonymous That's full on Kylie's here, hey Kylie Hi guys, how's it going? Good, good Who ruined the wedding speech?

So it was the maid of honour's speech I was a plus one at this wedding, so I didn't know half the people there. So the maid of honour started off by saying how dare the bride get married on her birthday. Not as a joke?

Not as a joke. No one asked. It was really awkward. And then she proceeded to say that how dare the husband take her best friend off her and now she has to live on her own. Oh, wow. I mean, I know I'm making a big deal about wanting to stand out, but this day is not about me.

It is about the wife. Well, these people are really standing out. Yeah. Oh, no. It was really uncomfortable. Do we think there's any chance, and this might be me going too far, do we think there's any chance that the best friend was in love with the bride? Oh, potentially.

Right. I kind of said that to my friend who knows these people. I kind of said it as a bit of a joke. But then that was the running joke of the night, that she may be in love with her. Yeah, it was really uncomfortable. Everyone kind of slow clapped at the end of her speech because they weren't really sure what to do.

Yeah, I know one of those vibes. Oh, man, that's bad. Someone texted and said, my brother-in-law commented on my large boobs during the speech. Don't do that. No. Don't do that in the speech. And don't be like this person's father-in-law

that declared that she was delicious. Don't do that either. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't hit on the bride. That's not reading the room either. Finally, Sarah, who ruined the wedding speech? It was more awkward than anything.

So the very pokey ha brides' father stood up and made a speech in Maori except the groom's family as Samoan. Oh, no. Oh, he had such good intentions at the start. that one actually kind of breaks my heart

because he thought he was doing the right thing but he hadn't done his research. Right, okay. Very awkward. Very awkward.

I feel so awkward. You think someone would have told him halfway through? Yeah. Or before? Or before, yeah.

Or before. Maybe why you've got to let someone hear your speech. Thanks, Sarah. Great call. All good. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Bree while she's away. Hello.

They're cheering hi. Hi. Oh, sorry. To the afterglow. Just before we do Birthday Banger, producer Anastasia has been waiting for something for a long time to do with that Ed Sheeran song. Haven't you?

There's something that you've wanted to happen to do with that Afterglow song. Yes. What is it? Wait, is it for us to play Afterglow by Wilkinson? No, it's close. You wanted a remix done, didn't it? Wait, is it for us to play Afterglow by Wilkinson? No, it's close. You wanted a remix done, didn't you? Oh, no!

An Ed Sheeran, Wilkinson, Afterglow remix. Yes! Apologise to people who don't know Wilkinson, Afterglow. I don't know them. That's okay. It's the national anthem of New Zealand. Does that make me really... Am I uncool? Not the national anthem of New Zealand. It's the national anthem of RMV.

Oh, okay. Sorry. Tends are coming for me again. This is a Producer Ben special. It's the Ed Sheeran Wilkinson. Afterglow remix, okay? Doesn't really work, eh? I don't like that.

Wilkinson is coming to New Zealand soon and he can't hear that. He'd hop on a plane back. Yeah, right. He's got to get Ed on for a vocal. He's got to do it faster. Then she was so excited. You ruined her dreams.

I kind of like it when Afterglow gets dubbed over the Ed Sheeran version, like I sung it. Well, do your own remix then. Okay, this is where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday. And then we play the best one that we get this afternoon. I'm very excited about these songs. Caitlin's been rehearsing. I've been rehearsing it.

Sorry, I really screwed up the last few days. I've got it this time, guys. Don't worry. Kate's here. Hi, Kate. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? Good, Kate.

What's your birthday, Kate? The 28th of July, 1992. Oh, okay. So, on the 28th of July in 2008, your birthday banger was... My banger. A banger Phil Collins Did you say 2008? So this is because It went back in the charts

Off the Cabri-Ad With the monkey Yeah I was gonna When was this released? It was from the 80s I think But the monkey Got it back to number one Do you like your birthday banger Kate? Oh my god I love. But the monkey got it back to number one.

Do you like your birthday bag of cake? Oh, my God, I love it. I'm obsessed. Yeah, it's a good one. Okay, wait there. Let's go to Michael. Hey, Michael. Hey, how's it going?

Good, man. What's your birthday? June 30th. I'm sorry, 1972. I might have broke your machine. You never have people that told us. We so do. We absolutely do.

Michael, on the 30th of June in 1988 when you were 16, this was your birthday banger. This is such a great birthday banger, Michael. Thank you so much for calling out, Michael. I mean, it severely carbon dates you as a person. But Belinda Carl, Carl's lot, Carlisle, I can never say her name. Yeah, I feel the awkward high school dance already. You can't, like, you're like two minutes away from each other

and you're just holding their hips. Yeah, it is very Breakfast Club, isn't it? Okay, wait there, Michael. We'll get one more on for Connie. Hey, Connie. Hey. Hi, Connie. What's your birthday?

22nd of December, 1987. Connie, on the 22nd of December in 2003, when you were 16, this was your birthday banger. If you could see what I see We need quiet because we're doing the arm movements. This is one of the best songs in the world. That's a huge, huge. Guy Sebastian is one of the central pillars of this show. We love him.

This is the best. And this is his first ever song. This is the song he sung when he won Australian Idol. The first ever Australian Idol. Do you like it, Connie? It's not too bad. I do remember singing it to it as a little girl. Yeah?

I just pulled my neck just now doing like a, you know how you like bring your arms down and I just put them in here. I'm really passionate about this. She's doing like a gospel singer. Producer Anastasia has never heard of this song. Get out. I've heard of Guy Sebastian.

Wow. Wow. How old? Wait, when was this released again? 2003. Yeah, it would have been six. Connie, I think we have to play your birthday banger just to educate the younger generation.

Should we do that? Can we? Yeah, I think we should. This your birthday banger just to educate the younger generation. Should we do that? Can we? Yeah, I think we should. This is for you and for Anastasia and all of Gen Z. Yes. Who will probably hate it out of context, but that doesn't matter. Get learning, guys. It's been a long and winding journey

But I'm finally here tonight Picking up the pieces And walking back into the light Thank you. When I look into your eyes, my dreams came true. When I found you, I found you, my miracle. If you could see what I see, that you're the answer to my prayer If you could feel The tenderness I feel You would know

It would be clear That angels brought me here Standing here before you feels like I've been born again Every breath is your love, every heartbeat speaks your name My dreams came true Right here in front of you My miracle If you could see what I see You're the answer To my prayers

And if you could feel The tenderness I feel You would know It would be clear That angels brought me here Brought me here to be with you I'll be forever grateful Oh, forever faithful

My dreams came true When I found my miracle If you could see what I see You're the answer to my prayer

If you could feel the tenderness I feel, you would know it would be clear that angels brought me here And if you could feel the tenderness I feel You would know, It would be clear That angels brought me Here Oh baby That is a great birthday banger That is a fantastic birthday banger

Hold up I'm just putting it on my playlist Guy Sebastian and angels brought me here Producer Anastasia our resident Gen Z Had never heard that song before that So now that you've heard Guy Sebastian and Angels Bought Me Here. Producer Anastasia, our resident Gen Z, had never heard that song before that. So now that you've heard Guy Sebastian, Angels Bought Me Here, what do you think? Yeah, it was a nice song.

I did have a friend message me, get a grip, Anastasia. This is such a tune. You do need to get a grip. We've had a text from someone that said Gen Zs took a big game. But if they haven't heard of classics like this, I'm so sorry. You need to get more into it. Go home and listen to it on repeat. You guys got into it, so that was cool.

Guy Sebastian, baby. I love him. I'm just getting more texts from friends. I've never heard of that song. Oh, get out. No, we know. We know you guys are too young for Guy Sebastian, okay? Yeah.

We know. We get it. Educate yourself. Anything past 2005, that's my jam. Okay, go away. This is like when you were a kid and your parents would put something on, they'd go, this is real music, okay? Like Ebba.

Yeah. Actually, Ebba's a shoe. I was thinking of Ebba as well. Brie and Clint. Hey, Caitlin's here filling in for Brie. And you've been warned about this next one, okay? If you are a bit shaky on the old emotional grounds at the moment, maybe grab some tissues or at least have your sleeve ready if you're driving.

Yes, but also don't tune out. I think it's important to listen to this because, you know. It's about the circle of life. Exactly, Clint. And it's about seeing off a loved one. Yes. In the right way. In the right way. Yeah. It's a celebration of life. Exactly Clint. And it's about seeing off a loved one. Yes. In the right way. In the right way. It's a celebration of life. A celebration of life.

Oh God. I'm going to cry. Clint, I would like to introduce you and also our listeners to Bumble. Bumble is a five year old staffie. Bumble is terminally ill. Bumble is a five-year-old staffie. Bumble is terminally ill. Oh, Bumble.

Bumble has a couple of months left to live. Bumble's owner, Charlotte, has decided that she is going to tick off all of the bucket list boxes on his list. She's going to fill Bumble's bucket list for him. She's going to fill his bucket list. That's Bumble up there on the screen, Clint. Well, Bumble's having a birthday party.

Bumble likes birthday parties. Bumble really likes going to the beach. He likes paw painting. And he also likes cheese nights. Cheese nights? Cheese nights. Cheese nights? Cheese nights. So, unfortunately, in 2019,

Bumble had to have one of his kidneys, oh sorry, her kidneys removed due to cancer. Oh, is Bumble a good girl? Bumble's a good girl. Okay, yeah. She had one of her kidneys removed due to cancer, but the infection actually spread, the disease spread through her entire body. She's been given months to live.

This is so sad, by the way. It's not fun. However, she is still alive at the moment. Well, hang on. If it was in 2019, hang on. I read that wrong. She's still got a couple of months to live. They've got to go through this bucket list

and take these things off. So they have had a visit to the National Trust site. Is this the bucket list? This is what's on the bucket list and take these things off. They've got to do it now. Okay. So they have had a visit to the National Trust site. Is this the bucket list? This is the bucket list. This is what's on the bucket list and what they're doing. Okay. Yep. A fancy dress party.

Fun. Possibly more fun for you than Bumble, but fun. Yeah. Two birthday celebrations. And as you can see, she loves doing the paw painting and the cheese nights. Now I need to find out more about these cheese nights. I think you just feed the dog cheese, don't you? Because I don't know if cheese is normally good for dogs

but if Bumble's on the way out... They've actually had to change the bucket list because they weren't expecting her to last as long as she did. They've also had to... Sorry, they've had to tailor it to lockdown. Oh, no. They have been able to take you to the beach.

Bumble wanted to go to a mass gathering but she can't. They had pancakes on pancake day and she dressed up as Pinocchio and a bee

for fancy dress parties. Wonderful. Because her name's Bumble so Bumble Bee. When we talked about this before, producer Ben goes, she didn't write the bucket list. Whose bucket list is this?

I thought it's a really good point, Ben, but it's a bucket list for both of them, okay, because they're both dealing with something major at the moment. Exactly. Okay, and Bumble is obviously really enjoying But it's a bucket list for both of them, okay, because they're both dealing with something major at the moment. Exactly. Okay. And Bumble is obviously really enjoying cheese night and being dressed up. If that upset you, that story, don't look at the pictures.

I'm so sorry. Don't look at the pictures. She's a good girl. She's a good girl. And having a great rest of her life. That's amazing. Yeah. There you go.

Onwards and upwards, Bumble. Until you cross the rainbow bridge. And there'll be doggy treats waiting for you. Exactly right. And cheese. At least they get to do the bucket list, you know? Some people don't even get to say goodbye to their pet. And cheese night sounds fun for everybody.

So, all good. Work balls ups. We've been talking about them recently. And cheese night sounds fun for everybody, so all good. Brie and Clint. Work balls ups, we've been talking about them recently. We talked about the people who poured 150 concrete trucks worth of concrete into a pipe in central Auckland. Supposed to go around the pipe. Supposed to go around the pipe, and it's in the pipe, and now the pipe can't do any piping. Caitlin said that at nursing school she wiped the dummies vajayjay the wrong way. Yeah, wiped the vajayjay.

It's always front to back, just to remind you. I mean, I've got one, but I just hadn't seen it in that angle. Anyway, you've heard about this. There should be a saying. There should be a saying. Front to back. That's where it's at. Up the crack.

No. Back to, well, I guess you could remember By going back to front No man You've got it back to front Oh yeah Yeah If you do it back to front No you're doing it back to front I mean I've been wiping my vagina

For 30 years Clint I just hadn't seen it that way Anyway Someone else has had her balls up at work Do you want to hear it? Yes This is a news blooper It's gone out live

On nationwide TV in Australia. Okay. And we've had to get producer Ben to do some censoring for this. Oh dear. Yeah, but you'll get the gist of it. Check this out. A dentist has been jailed for treating dozens of patients instead of being in quarantine. Natalia Nan was charged with eight c*** counts under the Emergency Management Act.

The court was told her breaches could have had deadly consequences. That actually, like, I'm salivating. Not salivating, like, when my mouth just filled with saliva, I don't know what, I've just got nervous. That's salivating. Yeah, I know. Did that make you hungry? No, it made me nervous that my mouth filled with saliva.

That's so weird. That poor woman. She recovered well, though, didn't she? What a professional.