ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th February 2023

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. International Birthday Banger. Okay, you're reds. Hi everybody, welcome to a Friday. Bree and Clint podcast with Maddie, which means it's time for an International Birthday Banger. It's my birthday, It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday

banger. The podcast. Yeah! Your birthday banger. If you don't live in Aotearoa, New Zealand, you tell us on the podcast family group on Facebook and slowly but surely we get through them all and we can tell some people around the world what their birthday bangers are. Yeah, this is so good. Are you getting through

the list, Claude? I feel like more names are being added than what we're getting through. But we're getting through it. We took a few weeks off, too, and shit just piled up. You know when you just procrastinate and it makes the problem worse? Yes. Don't bury your head in the sand. Well, we're going to give it a go today.

And we're going to start with Chuck Ryan from Kansas City, USA. Chuck's birthday is the 20th of June, 56, which means he was 16 in 1972, and this was top in the charts. Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with you. Sprinkle it with you. Cover it.

This is Sammy Davis Jr. from the Rat Pack. Did anyone cover this song? The Candyman. It was in a movie. It was in Willy Wonka. Oh, it was? Yeah. The Candyman. It was in a movie. It was in Willy Wonka. Oh, it was? Yeah. It might be it.

He must have done it from the movie. Oh, 1972. When was Willy Wonka? Great question. Okay, I'll Google. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was 1971. What? So he's taken the song from this

Love it Covers were way bigger a thing back then Okay, cool, there's still a birthday banger for Mikkel Bates from Perth, Australia Mikkel's birthday is the 1st of March 1997 Which means they were 16 in 2013 And this was the number one song. We saying oh we are

we are we are You are now now rockin' wet. Will I am in? Britney Spears Britney Spears from the Brat Pack. Isn't that what they called those girls? Oh yeah. No the Brat Pack was the guys. The Brat Pack

was like um Leo? Yeah Leo No, the Brat Pack was the guys. The Brat Pack was like... Leo? Yeah, Leo was in the Brat Pack and... Matt Davis? ...Toby Maguire. Oh. Those guys were the Brat Pack.

Were they? Yeah. What did they call the girls? Snack Pack. I don't know. The what? The Snack Pack. No, they called them

something a lot worse than that, I'm sure. I thought you said Snatch Pack. No, Clinton! Can you explain what you mean? I don't get it. That's such a good Brat Pack thing from Kel. No, Clinton. Can you explain what you mean? I don't get it. That's such a good birthday banger from Kel. It's great.

Excuse me. Is my mic on? Let's go to Juan Cluete. How would you say Juan's last name? Juan Cluete. Cluete? Cluete. Cluete.

From South Africa Juan We're going to do your birthday banger Juan was born on the 11th of May 1998 Which means they were 16 in 2014 And this was the number one song Pharrell and Happy. Did you see he is the new creative director for Louis Vuitton menswear?

Really? He's going to be in charge of designing all the Louis Vuitton clothes. He's a stylish man. Yeah. Is it going to be just a line of massive hats? With smiley faces on them. That's such a good quote, yeah. I think it's Britney. Yeah, think it's Britney Yeah it's definitely Britney

It's definitely Britney What about Candyman? Close Very close Close but it's Britney bitch Yeah it's Britney bitch Bitch Yeah

Cool On the Brian Clint podcast next week Bring the action. When you have this in the club, you're going to turn it up. You're going to turn it up. You're going to turn it up. ZM, Brie and Clint. With guest host, Maddie McLean.

Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brian Clint Show with Maddie McLean. Hi Maddie. Hi, happy Friday. Happy Friday. We've made it to the end of a very, very long week, which is just stretching out longer for a lot of New Zealanders at the moment. We're sort of going into today's show going, we don't know what is going to unfold,

but anything that does, we're going to bring it to the radio as soon as it does. Yeah. And if we have to move away from whatever we're doing, we're going to do that. There's just not a lot of information coming out at the moment. And that's the biggest thing. Because of the damage to infrastructure, especially when we're talking about power and communication lines, we're still waiting to hear so much of what is going on in some of these areas,

especially in places like Gisborne, the Hawke's Bay. Yeah, there's a lot of information that we don't know yet. Totally. So as that comes to hand, we're going to bring that to you. And in the meantime, we're going to push ahead and bring you the stuff that we usually do because God knows that you could do with a bit of a lift this afternoon as well. So hopefully we can do that for some people, including giving away some serious prizes this afternoon.

We have our Two Degrees group chat competition where someone should win $1,000. Everybody this week has won $1,000 from that competition. Yeah, their group chats have been amazing. Everyone's picked up the phone. They've answered the call. Plus, the 50K cash combo has not gone today. Fletchbourne and Hayley's 50K cash combo. So if you know those three artists,

then they need to play in our show sometime today. Claudia, are we allowed to say what the three artists, then they need to play in our show sometime today. Claudia, are we allowed to say what the three artists are? Are we allowed to say? I know they gave them out this morning. I mean, you could, but surely if people are listening this morning, that's like the point, right? No, I know, but it's been a hard week. So could you say one of them? It's Friday.

Okay. What's one of them? I don't want to figure it out. She doesn't know. What do you mean you don't know? Wait, I've got it right here. Claudia, both of us can't not know. I do know actually. Oh, you do know? Okay, give us one. One of them featured in the Superbowl this last week. Rihanna. Yes. She didn't feature in the Superbowl. She was the Superbowl. Patrick Mahomes. Okay, well, there's a little clue for you. That's worth $1,000 and an upsize as well.

But let's kick it off with Tradie vs. Lady. Yeah, I've got your questions ready to go. The ladies are up, but only by one point. So could the tradies level the score? We need a tradie and a lady, and we need them now. I know 800 dials. Let him. Bree and Clint.

Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Trad for a round of tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. I'll tell you what, it has been neck and neck. I'll tell you what, the ladies refused to bow down. Yeah, you were telling me the tradies have not been ahead this year. We've been to tie twice in 2023, but the tradies have not pulled ahead, which is interesting because the ladies got absolutely pants last year by the tradies.

Well, let's see if we can level the scores today. It's currently 12 to the ladies, 11 to the tradies. Let's head to Hamilton first, where our lady is standing by. She is 27, and she is going to My Chemical Romance. Jealous. Welcome to the show, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. What's the best My Chemical Romance song?

Oh, Welcome to the Black Parade, obviously. Obviously. No question. I'm more of a Helena man myself. That's okay. You're taking on our tradie today who's calling in from Palmerston North, also 27. He tore his hamstring in an eating competition. Welcome to the show, Tom.

How? So it involved a bit of a running portion as well, so it wasn't just eating, but yeah. Right, you didn't just have a really strong eating stance. Nah, nah, but I am renowned for my eating. What were you eating? What were you eating in the competition? So it was a hot curry followed by a run

and then two litres of primo. Followed by the runs. Yeah. Toya Hamstring. Crouch, touch, pause, ingest. Take a masala. Take a masala. Okay, Tom, your buzz is tradie.

Crystal, yours is lady. Whoever gives us three correct answers first gets $50 cash from our friends at KFC. Good luck. Question number one. Our Prime Minister has been visiting cyclone ravaged parts of Aotearoa this week. What is his name? Tradie. Tom.

Chris Hipkins. Well done. We would have also accepted Chippy. Chippy. Question number two. Or the ginge. Winter Olympians Zoe Sadowski-Sinnett won the Supreme Hellberg Award this week. What snow sport does she compete in? Trading.

Tom? Snowboarding. Got it. Did you see her dad give the acceptance speech? Yeah, he's renowned for his commentary and his speeches. She wasn't there. He just got up and he goes, on behalf of Zoe, I just want to say,

what the F? Except he said the whole word. All right, you could win this right here, Tom, but Crystal, there's time. You've got this, all right? Got it. Can we just have an audio check to see that you're still there? Crystal, can we get a check one, two?

Check one, two. She's there. She's there. She's live. Question number three. The sign language interpreter for Rihanna's halftime show went viral this week for her very enthusiastic performance. True or false, sign language is one of our official languages

here in New Zealand. Tom for the win. True. True is true. And what else is true is you win. Smooth, Cleve. 15 years of professional broadcasting went into that. And a degree.

No, two-thirds of a degree. Hey, Tom, you're the tradie first lady champion, and you've pulled the tradies level again. Congratulations. Thank you very much. No worries. Bree and Clint. We're asking the question, have you ever had your name changed before?

A woman in Australia has an 18-month-old daughter who she named Genevieve, but gave her the middle name Iris. Oh, is Iris the middle name? I thought Iris was the last name. No, Genevieve Iris. Genevieve Iris. Yeah. Corona virus.

Zika virus. And so she's gone, man, is it too late to change? Is 18 months too long? No, baby doesn't know. She only needs to change the middle name as well. That is true. Genevieve. If it's Gene needs to change the middle name as well. That is true. Genevieve, if it's Genevieve anything else,

it's fine. That is true. But you've got to go through the hassle of doing it. Someone's actually texting and saying... The baby doesn't have a driver's license.

So there's very few documents. Might have a passport. Might have a passport. Might be a bougie baby. Yeah. Actually, my friend has just recently given birth a few weeks ago

and they've already got a holiday planned in later this year. So they had to apply for a passport for the baby. Yeah. And she just looked at the birth certificate. And you know, like post baby in hospital and you've got to put the birth certificate together. There's so much going on. Yeah.

She realised she accidentally, rather than putting in the baby's name, loaded her own name as the baby's name. So the baby is her name. Yes. So she's had to go to the Department of Internal Affairs and say, made a mistake. Help. The stupidest thing in the world to me is baby passports.

Because the passport, you hand it to the customs official and they look at the picture and they're like, I don't know. And they hold it up next to the person and you get to customs and you hand them the passport and they're like, alright, show me the baby. And you lift up the baby. And the customs officials look at the document, look at the baby, look at the document, look at the baby

and it goes, it's a baby. They all look the same. Exactly. Just go on in. How am I going to know? We want to know, though, if your name got changed. And Rachel's called up. Hi, Rachel. Hi. Was it your name that got changed?

Yeah, my name got changed about three weeks after I was born. Okay, so early on. But for a reason? They just didn't vibe with the name? So it was more just the spelling of it. So I was named after my nana, and my name is obviously Rachel, but they spelt it E-L, and it wasn't until I was born that my nana confessed that nobody in the family knew how to spell her name,

and it was actually spelled A-E-L. They tried to pay this beautiful tribute, but it actually just rubbed salt in the wound when nana was like, you guys have literally never paid attention to me. Yeah, pretty much. So you have Nana's spelling now? Yes. Good to go, Rachel, with an A-E-L.

We appreciate the call. Thank you very much. Let's talk to Dan. Hi, Dan. How's it going, guys? We're good, Dan. How did your name get changed? Well, it wasn't my name. It was actually my son's name,

and we didn't actually pick up on it at all probably a week out before the birth. So his first name was Jack and we came up with the idea to have my name as his middle name. So my name's Daniel. So we were on Bogan

baby, Bogan baby, last name Holden. It was only a mate of mine just before, like a week out before he was born. It was like, gee, Daniels, how good's that? And I was like, oh, no, that is cool. I actually didn't even think about that. Where do you guys live?

Parley North. Yeah. It works. How good, the next kid you could call Coke. You'd have JD and Coke. How good. the next kid you could call Coke and you'd have JD and Coke. How good. Definitely a giggle. So wife thought differently

but it's all good. Can I, so Daniel was a tribute to you. Yeah, yeah. Which name did you change? Did you change Jack or did you change Daniel? Yeah, Daniel.

Daniel. So we changed Daniel. Oh, your name got turfed out. Went to the granddad instead. So it was, yeah, so I was like, but ah, we nearly got it over the line. Wait, your name got turfed out. Went to the granddad instead. So it was, yeah, so I was like, but ah, we nearly got it over the line.

Wait, what's granddad's name? Anthony. Oh, you're safe. Yeah, okay. All right, good chat, Dan. Thank you. Appreciate it, man. All good.

Someone said, we adopted a dog called Cupcake, also known as Cuppy. Just know, we renamed that dog Bailey. And then a couple of texts from people that maybe should have thought about changing their names. My dad had a mate called Wayne.

No. Last name King. Did he? Did he really? Did he? Because I heard the Kerr family also had a kid called Wayne and you never know whether that's a true story or not. It has been a rough week for so many people,

but especially those in Hawke's Bay. Man, I've been through it. Yeah. In an unbelievable way. Like in a way that is hard to comprehend. An unprecedented way as well. But in amongst all the sadness and the tragedy, man, we're hearing some beautiful stories.

Some stories of real heroes in the community. Some of the videos that are coming out. Stories of hope and heart and light. And in amongst all of those stories are some beautiful stories of reunions with people and their pets, their animals, that they really had to leave behind as they fled their houses.

And one of those women is a beautiful woman by the name of Jenna who joins us now. Hi, Jenna. Hi. Where are you right now, Jenna? We're just trying to drive back to our place in Molly Park. I've just been out to skin on my mum and family and stuff up there. Are they okay? They're okay.

We just got news that our other horse that was still missing is not alive anymore. We're really sorry, Jenna. That is not nice at all. That's awful. No, but there was some good news, Jenna, right? There was. There was, and the good news really should overtake the bad news

because we were very, very lucky to get a goat and a horse out safely. A goat and a horse? Yeah. And the goat story, Jenna, is unbelievable. Tell us what happened to the goat. So my parents were on the roof and the waters had got up to the height of the roof and my brother's boat was at their place and so they hadn't seen the goat but obviously the water was well over the goat's head

and then the goat, whose name is Precious, they saw her floating past and she was pecking down the, and they tried to get her, and they couldn't get her, and then a little bit later, she came floating past again. And so my dad was able to grab her and pull her into the boat. So the goat was in the boat, along with my parents' two dogs, and my parents were on the roof. Yeah.

And so the goat was safe, and that was cool. But when they came to get airlifted out, they had to choose between their bags, the dogs and the goat. And they picked the dogs. So my mum was distraught and she was calling me and saying, can anyone go and get the goat? The goat is still on the boat. And so when we could finally get in, we went there and we waded in through chest-high waters, over fences, past their car, their caravan, all these things floating around in the water.

And we came around the side of the house and the boat was still there. We thought the boat wasn't going to be there, but it was there. The goat popped up her head and called out and made little goatee noises. And we were just so excited. We were just yelling, the goat's on the boat! I mean, the miracle of the goat and the boat. I don't want to make too much light of the situation, but it does sound like a Dr. Seuss book, doesn't it?

A goat afloat on a boat. Look, if anyone wants to commission a kid's story about it, we have some other lines that we could add to it, you know, like a dog on a log and a calf on a raft. Look, there are so many sad stories and stories that don't have happy endings coming out at the moment that stories like yours, Jenna, need to be told because it's a happy ending in amongst a world of destruction.

It is. And you found your horse on a roundabout. Yeah. So my horse that was found was found in the middle of the night in the middle of the Lynx Road roundabout, which is one of the main roundabouts in the area of Pakawai that was heavily affected. And she spent about

24 to 36 hours hanging out on this roundabout. We couldn't get to her and videos were being shared around, there's a horse on the roundabout and we're like, oh my god, that's my horse. That's my horse. That's my horse. My horse is on a roundabout and my goat is on a boat. Tell the horse to stay on the roundabout. We'll send the goat

in the boat to collect the horse on the roundabout. ASAP. Hey Jenna, we're thinking of you guys down there. We cannot begin to comprehend the sort of stuff that you guys are going through, but your stories are special and we appreciate you sharing them with us this afternoon. Thank you so much and stay safe this weekend, okay? Thank you. Thanks guys.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. To write a passage that when you reach a certain level of film, you end up on The Simpsons. Dean, who is the latest superstar who's going to be, I was going to say all yellow, but maybe not.

Who is it, Dean? Amazing. So Lizzo is going to star in the finale of the 34th season of The Simpsons. 34 seasons. It's such a good show. This is the cool thing. She's going to be playing two different characters. One is a stop and also another one as a little elf called the Happy Little Elf Doll.

And it's so cute. The characters are so gorgeous. I believe we're going to be hearing her voice, her sting. And, of course, she is obviously known for being a phenomenal flute player. So we're going to get a bit of that as well. So Lizzo is going to be starring in the finale. Super cool. That's when you know you've made it.

That's kind of the new layer, the new level. Totally. That is a level of success that means you've truly cracked into the mainstream. I've got to admit, it's been years since I've watched a new episode of The Simpsons or had any interest in any Simpsons created post the year 2000. But Lizzo is the sort of person who you could see voicing a really good character. Totally.

She's so personable. Yeah, and would be enough to bring in not just an old audience of people who used to watch it, but definitely a new audience. Oh, that's clever too. Yeah. Should bring in all the Lizzo fans. Exactly, and then they get hooked, and then all of a sudden you've got a new audience. Oh, that's clever too. Yeah. Should bring in all the Lizzo fans. Exactly, and then they get hooked, and then all of a sudden you've got a new brand of viewers.

Dean, we covered the Forbes list of the highest entertainment earners of 2022 earlier this week, and Matt Groening from The Simpsons and the co-creator of The Simpsons was still up there at number six. So the brand's not dead, is it? Even though they're in their 36th season, it keeps going. It keeps going, and there's unlimited content.

What's really wild about The Simpsons, though, if you look back, it's so weird and crazy. They predicted all these really weird things. It's so... I won't go into it, but go and Google what they predicted. Things that they showed years ago on The Simpsons became real in real life. It's so weird.

Terrifying. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. I was, it's been a big week of interviewing people this week on Breakfast. And it's been amazing. We've had some incredible people telling some unbelievable stories. But yesterday, in amongst all of the stories that we were trying to tell,

I had this realisation. I have a split personality on our show. And it has to do with the kinds of people that I am interviewing. Two very different Maddies come out depending on the guest that we have on our show. And it's made me realise that I have a work voice. I have a completely different voice depending on who I'm talking to.

Well, in your defence, you have had to draw on every ounce of your broadcasting experience in the last five days especially to communicate and to empathise and to inform people across a wild week. But once you hear it, it's hard to unhear. It's really hard because I like to think that I've gotten to a point now where I am just myself. As someone who went to broadcasting school at the same time as you, we all start out with a broadcasting voice.

Oh, yes, totally. But over time... Any of us that look back at any stuff that we recorded at the beginning of our career, it's very much like this. Exactly, Clint. It's good to be here. You can catch me and the Roadrunners down at BP on Oniwa Road. But now I'm in my mid-30s and I feel like I've gotten to a point now. You should have grown out of it.

I am who I am, right? And also everyone knows who I am. There's no point pretending to be someone I'm not. When you mentioned this to me, I did immediately think of the interview we did with the Hastings mayor. Yes. Earlier this week. Yeah.

And we were waiting to talk to her and then you went into business mode. You went into business mode. But even business mode usually is still me. Yeah. Like I might be serious, but I still sound like me. I'm not trying to fake who I am. We've asked our producer Claudia to go digging in the archives to try and find examples of both Maddie's. Claudia, do you reckon you've been able to do it?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Is it obvious? I haven't listened to these yet. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. Are the two different Maddie's quite obvious? Yeah, there's definitely one Maddie that is a lot more familiar, I suppose. Okay, should we start with that one? Yeah.

Should we start with the Maddie we know and love? Okay. Okay. Claude has just titled this Familiar Maddie. Treasure Island fan Jane Yee joins us now. Hi, Jane. Hi, Maddie. Oh, my God.

What a night. What a night. I'm glad to see you upright. We must talk about that. Hoi, Jane. Hoi, Jane. Hoi. See, that's me.

Okay, and now we go directly from that to professional Maddie, or as Maddie likes to call it, business mode. We're going to cross now to our reporter Tessa Parker, who's been out in the rain all morning. More in a test, what's the latest? Contrasted with Treasure Island fan Jane Yee joins us now. Hi, Jane.

Oh my God, what a night. What a night. I'm glad to see you upright. We must talk about that. It's subtle, right? It's hard to hear it, but I think I managed to tell it just a little bit. The worst part is that as well as business matty, there's also butch matty. Butch matty? Yeah.

Like if I'm talking to a farmer maybe or a cop. Say we had all black captain Sam Kane on the phone right now. Could you introduce him? So Sam's waiting to come on the show. Yeah. G'day, guys. Please welcome to the show bloody good legend Sam Kane. G'day, Sam.

How's it going, mate? Wait, have we got Matty's blokey voice as well? Might have found a little something. Oh, no. Okay. Danny, you're a. How's it going, mate? Wait, have we got Maddie's blokey voice as well? Might have found a little something. Oh, no. Okay. Danny, you're a good man as are the crews, and we're thinking of you because it's a big bloody job. So well done, mate.

It's there. Who am I kidding? Who am I kidding? Imagine if you talk to the farmers and you're like, Hi. Derek has had a bumper kiwi fruit crop this season. Derek, give us the tea! Hey, Derek!

You won't be the only person who does that though. No. Anybody who has to talk in their job, I'm talking about people who answer phones or do like sales repping. Yes, or like maybe just front desk at the reception. Maybe you're someone who does

the announcement on the aeroplane before it takes off. Could you give us an example of your work voice this afternoon? Yeah we want to hear it 0800 dial ZM we'll just talk to you normally in your normal voice we want to hear how you normally sound and then BAM we want you to switch it on

us and give us full work mode. If you're willing to do that and you know there's a difference, you should call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. This afternoon we've learnt there's familiar, friendly Maddie everybody knows and loves. Treasure Island fan Jane Yee joins us now. Hi, Jane. Hi, Maddie.

Oh, my God. What a night. What a night. I'm glad to see you upright. We must talk about that. There's business, down to business professional, Maddie. We're going to cross now to our reporter, Tessa Parker, who's been out in the rain all morning.

More dinner, Tess, what's the latest? I don't know that I've ever met this one before. There's blokey, Maddie. Danny, you're a good man, as are the crews, and we're thinking of you because it's a big bloody job. So well done, mate. But I was straight when we met, Clint. I know.

You didn't know that version of me? This is straight Maddie. This is the straight Maddie that I knew. Treasure Island fan Jane Yee joins us now. Hi, Jane. Hi, Maddie. Oh, my God. What a night.

What a night. I'm glad to see you upright. We must talk about that. I mean, I wasn't faking it all those years. What a night. I'm glad to see you upright. We must talk about that. I mean, I wasn't faking it all those years. Hi, Clint. I'm Maddie from Queenstown. Can I show you some pictures of my girlfriends? Look, I tried my best, right?

So we want to know are there multiple versions of you. The easiest way to know that is if there's like a work version of you. Yes, yes. And a normal version. So do you have a work voice? We're going to go to Roma. Kia ora, Roma. Hi.

First of all, is this your real voice? This is you normally. We're talking to the real you? Depends. Oh. Oh, depends on what? I actually can't. I don't know.

It just depends on when you start talking and how I will just speak back. I don't know how it happens. It just changes. Right, you don't. I can't control it. Okay, well, what do you do for work? I am working a call centre. Okay, so let's pretend

Maddy and I have just called up your call centre. You don't have to name them right now, but answer the phone for us. Hi, welcome to blah, blah, blah. You're speaking with Ron. How can I help? Oh, so it goes up a few octaves, doesn't it? It goes up, but...

It goes so much higher, and then it'll depend on how someone responds of like... Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hi, Roma. I've been dealing with your business for the last week, and you guys are crap. It's rubbish. I want a refund.

I really apologise about that. I would see... I'll have a look at the notes, and we'll see if there's anything that I can do today. I'll just pop you on a short hold. Is that okay with you? No, no, you do. Hey, you're good, Roma. It is very calming. Yeah. You'd make me feel better about

crappy service, Roma. I feel like you've got a, it's calming but authoritative. Thank you. We appreciate it. I wouldn't want to cross you. Let's go to Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi, how you doing? Good. So this is you normally, Jane? This is my normal voice, absolutely. Okay, great. Normal voice of normal Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi, how are you doing? Good. So this is you normally, Jane? This is my normal voice, absolutely. Okay, great. Normal voice of normal Jane.

Normal voice, normal Jane. What does normal Jane do to make her voice change? Jane changes it all of a sudden when some naughty student has decided that they're going to do the wrong thing. You're a teacher.

I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher voice. I want teacher voice. I want teacher voice, Jane. I'm the little naughty kid in the back of class who won't stop talking, Jane. Tell me off. Okay. And stop. That's not okay. I want to see

you sitting up. I know you're listening when your eyes are on me. Completely cut it out. Okay, he doesn't stop though. He doesn't stop. Maddie hasn't stopped and he's showing you full disrespect. He's talking over you. Okay, after that, your next step is to go, I love the way that Meredith's looking at me

and I can see Johnny's doing the right thing. I'm still waiting for Maddie. Maddie, that's not okay. Lots of really good praise. And then you just cut down Maddie again Maddie, that's not okay. So you get lots of really good praise and then you just cut down Maddie again. And then all of a sudden you say, hey, Maddie, I love the way you are on me. Fantastic.

And you change back to the nice ones. Oh, I love it. The switch. Many different personalities and they have no idea what's coming. But they know. It's the same when you get a husband, eh, Jamie? They never know which version they're going to get.

Thank you. Let's talk to Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hello. Jordan. Now, this is the real you. What do you do for work, Jordan? I work at a certain fast food restaurant.

Okay. Okay, so you would deal with hungry people, drunk people, hangry people all the time? I'm usually a morning show sort of person, so mostly hungover people, people going to work. I don't think that fast food people necessarily had a different voice, but can you give us your fast food voice? Oh, welcome to

McDonald's, how can I help? You didn't want to name the company for a little bit, did you? Yeah, I went ahead and did it anyway. For the purposes of our show's sponsor, could you perhaps pretend that you work at KFC? Oh, welcome to my... It's so ingrained. It is so ingrained, Jordan.

That's very good. We're going to do one more. Matt's here. Hi, Matt. Hi, guys. Hi. This is the real you. Where do you work, Matt?

What's your job? I work for a hotel group. So I guess a lot of people phone different types and sometimes like really blokey, blokey people phone. I don't know where it comes from within me. So you can go blokey when you need to?

Well, just the other day I was talking, and a colleague just turned around and literally just wet herself laughing because I just turned into this bloke. Okay, I want bloke Matty to call you and reserve a room for him and his wife who are in town for the A&P show. G'day, mate. It's Matty here.

Me and the Sheila are heading your way this weekend. I'd love a room for the weekend, if that's all right, mate. It's Matty here. Me and the Sheila are heading your way this weekend. I'd love a room for the weekend, if that's all right, mate. That was terrible. Hi, Matt. It's Matt here. How are you going? Yeah, good, mate. Good.

Can you get us a room? Can you get me and the missus a room? Yeah, sure. What are you looking for? Oh, just a queen bed, you know, nothing fancy. This is a bloke off between the two Maddies and it's like which one of you is going to crack first? I feel like we're both doing a terrible job.

It's in the name. Yeah, it's in the name. Hey, thanks, Matt. Have a great weekend, okay? Cool, guys. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. Cheers, fella. Hey, it, Matt. Have a great weekend, okay? Cool, guys. All right. I'm Breein Clint with Matty. Cheers, Matt. Cheers, fella.

Hey, it's time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Breein Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie! I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Breein Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday-oke! Our weekly singing competition, it's usually Bree and I. While Maddie's here, you've gone two from two. I have. This is your chance for a clean sweep. This will be your last Friday-oke

for a little while. Bree's back next week. You could go three from three. What do you say to allegations that you've culturally appropriated the Barbadian accent for your Rihanna cover this week? I would never. I would never.

Really? I stuck true to who I am. Barbadian. We did talk earlier about how there are multiple versions of me. Because she absolutely dominated the Super Bowl halftime show

this week, we're going to be doing Rihanna Pondi replay. The original Rihanna song. This just takes me back to the Grumpy Mole in Christchurch at university. Yes.

I feel like the music video for this song was filmed in the Grumman Mall in Croatia. It probably was, yeah. Because I chose the song, I'll go first. Okay, great. And then yours will go. And then we're looking for five people to pick the winner of our Rihanna Pondi replay. Here we go.

Here comes my Rihanna. You can't vote until you've heard both, okay? Brian Clement, Maddie. Come, Mr. DJ, some Pondi replay. Come, Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up? All you gal on the dance floor wanting some more. Come, Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up? Come, Mr. DJ, some Pondi replay.

Come, Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up? All you gal on the dance floor wanting some more. Come, Mr. DJ, Won't you turn the music up For your gal on the dance floor Wantin' some more Come Mr. DJ Won't you turn the music up It goes one by one Even two by two Everybody on the floor Let me show you how we do

Let's go Dip it low Then you bring it up slow Wind it back one time Wind it back once more Come run run run run Everybody move run Let me see you move run

Move it to the sun Dance Shake it till the moon becomes the sun Everybody in the club Give me a run If you me see you move, run Groove it to the sun, dance, shake it till the moon Becomes the sun, everybody In the club give me a run If you're ready to move, say yeah One time for your mind, say yeah Well I'm ready for you

Come let me show you, you want to Groove, let me show you how to move Damn Flames Literal flames. That was... Coming out the speakers. Something.

That was Mr. Rihanna. That was something. That was Mr. Robin Fenty up in her. I chose this song, and while I was singing it, I was like, why didn't I... You were like, what have I done? Why didn't I try singing it before that? Okay, you can't vote yet, okay?

Even though some people are already putting in their thoughts. Someone said, crikey, Clint, you reckon Matt sounds Barbadian. You sounded Punjabi. It's not intentional, okay? Anyway, listen to what Matt does. Matt's about to get cancelled for his. No, I'm not. The audio will tell the story.

Here it comes. Here's Matt's Rihanna for Friday Oki on ZM. Come Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up? Come Mr. DJ, song pond and replay Come Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up? All the gyalp on the dance floor wanting some more Come Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up? It goes one by one, even two by two Everybody on the floor, let me show you how we do Let's go, dip it low, then you bring it up

Slow, wind it up one time, wind it back once more Come run, run, run, run, everybody move Run, let me see you move, and rock it to your groove Done, shake it to the moon, wind it back once more. Come run, run, run, run, everybody move. Run, let me see you move and rock it to your groove. Done, shake it to the moon, becomes the sun. Sun, everybody in the club, give me a run, run. If you ready to move, say yeah. One time for your mind, say yeah, yeah. Well, I'm ready for you, come let me show you. You want to groove, I'm going to show you how to move. Whoa! Maybe you should have done the accent. Whoa.

Maybe you should have done the accent. It's lacking a little bit of spice. That is the sound of an 18-year-old white boy trying my hardest. Someone's already texted, Matty, get it, boy. We need five votes On 0800 dial ZM There are so many opinions Flooding in for this We need five people

Who are willing to share theirs Live on the radio To call 0800 dial ZM right now And we'll have a winner Of our Rihanna birthday banger After this Are you reading the text messages? Yeah

We'll get some feedback Some live feedback Are you reading the text messages? Yeah. We'll get some feedback, some live feedback. Brianne Clint. Friday Ooty. Welcome back to it, our weekly singing competition, where this week we very bravely took on Rihanna's Pondi replay. We did. Strong rumours swirling about Maddie's cultural appropriation this week.

Someone did text in and say, though, forget cancelling Maddie, please can we just cancel this segment? My Rihanna sounded like this. Weird bit to choose, but okay. And Maddie's Pondi replay sounded like this. Arguably, you have a more like polished package. I'll give you that. Someone said, Matty, the posh vocals work so well. Thank you so much.

Someone else said, Matty sounded like he was on a treadmill while singing, trying to do the whole thing on one breath. It was very, very hard to get it all out. Wasn't it? A lot of fast talking in there. We've got five votes for needing to decide the winner of Friday Okie this week. Jo's going to kick us off. Hi, Jo.

Good afternoon. What are your thoughts, Jo? It's Matty all the way. I'm sorry. Thank you, Jo. For any reason? He just, he was in my head in drag

singing that song and it was awesome. Did he do a full RuPaul version of it, did he? Full on, makeup, lipstick, everything. Jo, I actually did do that. I was in drag doing my version. Does that help? I knew it. I just knew it.

I'll see you at Kalootsie on K Road this weekend, Jo. Let's go to Ty. Kia ora, Ty. Hi. Who do you think's a better Rihanna? Is it me, Clint, or is it Maddie? I disagree with Jo, and I think it's Clint. It's Clint this week.

What did you like about it, Ty? It was good-er. It was good-er. Yeah. That's what I've been saying all along. Thank you, Ty. Have a great weekend. Let's go to B. Kia ora, B. Hi, guys. Whose was good-a? Well, my daughter

informs me I have to say flinch. Is that against your will? It sounds like you're begrudgingly... She's listening to you guys in the car and I'm in the house. And she goes, She just said something What? Quinn forever

Quinn forever That'll do I'm sorry, Clint If Bree was there doing it it would be Bree forever I'm happy to pick up the scraps while Bree's not here Very good, thank you, Bee

Two points to me One point to Maddie Let Let's go to Natasha. Hey Tash. Hi, how are you? We're good. What are your thoughts on Friday Oki, the Rihanna edition? Oh, I love both of you, but my vote goes to Maddie today. I thought he was

awesome. Thank you so much Natasha. I loved it. All good. You don't think he's getting cancelled? No. No? No. Definitely not. Nice try. Jury's still out, but you know loved it. You don't think he's getting cancelled? No. Definitely not. Nice try. Jury's still out, but you know, it's alright. It's a tie at the moment. It is to all. We're at a dead heat. We're at a stalemate. Grace has to break

it. Hi, Grace. Hello. The power is all yours. It's up to you, Grace. Who is taking away the Friday-oke win this week? You bloody killed it, Maddie. Well done. Hey!

He's got Rihanna in his veins. Grace, how much would you like to... I was just trying too hard. Oh, that's every week. That's fine. How much would you pay to hear Maddie sing Bitch Better Have My Money? A lot, right?

Yeah. A lot. Okay. Hey, thanks, Grace. We appreciate it. Someone did say, Clint, I love you, but you did sound like King Julian from Madagascar. You did it. You did the clean sweep.

Thank you so much. Three from three. Three Friday Okies in a row. Maddie is the champion. He's the Rihanna of our show. Next on the show, we're going to do a birthday banger. Run, run, run, run, run. Everybody move, run.

Let me see you move and rock it till you groove. Done. Just one more time. Bree and Clint. A birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

The number one song on your 16th birthday. Way back then. Way back. Well, for some people. Yeah. We've had a couple this week and they were like, I was 16 last year. Yeah. We're like, cool, your birthday banger's Lewis Capaldi.

Yeah, thanks. Thanks for that. Everybody is welcome so long as you are over 16. And we're going to start with Melissa. Kia ora Melissa. Hello. How's your week been Melissa? Not bad. I actually started back at work today after maternity leave. Oh nice. How did it go? Not bad. We were all pretty tired but not bad at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand that feeling.

Melissa, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 8th of January, 1991. All right, Melissa, you were 16 on the 26th of January, 2007, and this was topping the charts. This is an underrated Nelly Furtado banger. Absolutely. People always default to Maneater or Promiscuous.

This is a good one. This is a good one. I was just saying to you earlier how much I loved Nelly Furtado. Yeah. And then she appears on Birthday Bag. This has got the full Timberland treatment, this one as well. You like it, Melissa? Love it. Yep, love itland treatment, this one as well. You like it, Melissa? Love it. Yep, love it.

Okay, cool. Wait there, we're going to do a Birthday Banger for Ariel. Hi, Ariel. Hi. How are you? I'm all right. Good. Where are you calling from, Ariel?

Wellington. Nice. Should we find out what your Birthday Banger is? Yep. All right, when's your birthday, Ariel? 9th of February, 1989. Okay, Ariel, you were 16 on the 9th of Feb, 2005, and this was Topping the Charts.

You like that, Ariel? Yeah. Bit of Savage for you? Does that get you really excited, Ariel? Yeah. Bit of savage for you? Does that get you really excited, Ariel? Wait there. I think that's a yes. We're going to do a birthday banger for Hilary. Kia ora, Hilary.

Kia ora. Where are you calling us from this Friday afternoon? Oh, the lovely, beautiful Te Puke. Te Puke. Te Puki! Kiwi fruit country. Yep. You doing alright down there, Hilary? We're all good here. Nice.

The sun is shining. It's awesome. Good. Good to hear it. Love it. Tell us your birthday. We'll tell you your birthday banger. 130792. Okay, Hilary, you were 16 on the 13th of July 2008, and this is your birthday banger. KP, I kissed a girl.

Are you into it, Hilary? Look, I love Katy Perry. You love Katy Perry? Awesome. Yeah, this is awesome. This is OG Katy as well. Have you ever kissed a girl, Hillary? Wouldn't you like to know, Maddie?

Yeah, Maddie, wouldn't you like to know? It wasn't me. Maddie, that is such a... Stop it, Clint. That's enough. That's such an inappropriate question to ask Hillary. How dare you? How dare you?

What do you think they get up to in Te Puke, Maddie? Stop it, Clint. Stop it. All right, we've got to vote. I love Hilary. I love everyone playing today. Actually, I'm voting for Nelly Furtado. I am voting for Katy Perry.

We're split votes. Yes. Okay, let's go to Ella. We haven't been to Ella in ages. Ella, you can choose from all three. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? I'm going with Maddie on this one. Katy Perry.

Yep. Clint, why are you upset? No, I'm not. I'm just getting the song ready. Oh, okay. I thought you were mad at me. No, he loves Katy Perry. Love this song.

All right, here it goes. Hilary, congratulations. Down to Pookie. You just won Birthday Banger. Yahoo! Yahoo! Banga. Yahoo. Yahoo. Have a good weekend. This was never the way I planned. Not my intention. I got so brave.

Drink in. Bree and Clint. There's a man in Waimati at the moment. His name's Fred Jackson. He retired one year ago. And this week he's celebrating his 100th birthday. He retired at 99, right? Isn't that incredible?

Anybody who makes it to their 90s, I find to be like a modern medical marvel, but to work until you were 99. Also, he was a farmer. Oh, so like hard manual labor. Hard work. He's done what I hope everybody who gets to this age does and given his secrets for life. Oh, I love this.

And it always makes you feel better about your own life because it's never like I diet and I only eat vegetables. I swear they'll always just drink red wine and eat chocolate and be happy. So it's not going to make you feel that much better about your life. But let's look at Fred Jackson's advice. First of all, let's look at his life. He was a farmer in South Canterbury up until last year.

He still lives in his own home, which is incredible at that age. He's independent. He's got a driver's license. So he still drives. He still drives. He was born on Feb 16,23 he was 16 when world war ii broke out uh he served as a cook in the air force in the pacific so he's lived a life like he hasn't been wrapped in cotton wool his whole life so what's the secret what does fred

jackson 100 year old cantab, say you need to do? Come on, Fred. Come on, Fred. Beer. Beer. Live a long life. Get off the booze and ciggies. Oh!

He said that he smoked and drank just as much as anybody else, maybe more, until his 50s. And then he went cold turkey? And then for whatever reason, maybe more, until his 50s. And then he went cold turkey and just gave it up. And then for whatever reason he went, it doesn't serve me, I want to live a longer, healthier life, so he gave it away. I mean, good for him. Yeah. And if you can do it, great.

Yeah. I think I'd still just rather the G&Ts. Right. Quantity over quantity. Quality over quantity. Yeah. The dumbass in me goes, right, he quit in his 50s. That means I've got another solid 20 years of getting on Dubhiss,

and maybe I could take up smoking as well, and then I can quit. And then in my 50s, I'll just quit. Fine, yeah. I'll just quit. And you'll be sweet as. And then I'll live to 100. Yeah. And then I'll get to meet my great-grandchildren.

It'll be totally fine. He said, hard work and keeping active was also a key contributor. Oh, Fred. Now, you do hear this, though. I know, but I was just hoping for it. People whose life still has purpose. I just thought it was just be happy. You thought it was going to be-

Sit on the couch. Quit your job. Yeah. Eat what you want. And just chill, man. Just chill. Well, it's not. Even then, though, stay active. Does that mean work until you're 99?

I don't know if I want that. I don't think it means that. I think it means just go for a walk around the block, everyone. Is that what it is? Yeah. Fred's like, no, that's not what it means. It means herding 150 heads of beef across 30 acres three times a week. That's what staying active means. Whatever it means, I think you've earned a drink.

Fred, congratulations. Well done. Happy birthday. Are you getting on the piss this weekend, Matty? Yeah, boy. Are you? Well, I'm going around Matty? Yeah, boy. Are you? Well, I'm going around to a friend's house for dinner tomorrow night. Yeah.

And this particular friend is one of these friends that goes, should we have a wine? Yeah. And you go, yeah, all right. Yeah. And then she goes, oh, I might as well finish the bottle. Yeah. Yeah.

And then she goes, I've actually got another bottle in the fridge. And then what was one glass turns into about 10. This story is for anyone who has a rubber arm when it comes to a drink also like me and me i just need one and then they go oh we're gonna have a couple we'll just have a couple and then before you know it you it's sunday and you're going oh my god why did i do that there's a pill that can stop you binge drinking wow yeah and it's it's like a proper thing it's not like some like you know how there's a pill that can stop you binge drinking wow yeah and it's it's like a proper thing it's not like some like you know how there's all those ones that advertise and they're like put

two of these on your pillow and have them before bed and you'll be fine no this is a real medical thing um before i tell you what it is we've got to define binge drinking right okay so binge drinking. Right. Okay? So binge drinking, medically, according to the doctors, is defined as more than four drinks in one sitting for men and more than three drinks in one sitting for women. God. Is it scary that I don't think that sounds like that many? That's a binge. If you have four, that's a binge.

If you go out for dinner and you have four, no, more than four. If you have five, that's a binge. So this pill for dinner and you have four four on a more than four if you have five that's a binge so this pill's called naltrexone um and according to this study if you take it when you feel a craving to have a drink or if you anticipate a bender like if you're going out say you're going to this friend who you're seeing this weekend i know exactly what's going to happen i know how it's going to go if If you take that pill beforehand, you won't. Right.

You won't do it. You won't want to have the other drinks. How? How does it work? So naltrexone blocks the endorphins and reduces the euphoria of intoxication. Does that just make you super boring, though? Possibly. It means that your brain won't see having these drinks as fun.

So you're the buzzkill. You buzzkill yourself with this pill. Yeah, you buzzkill yourself. You cockblock yourself. Yeah, and not to say that you have to have a drink to have fun, because you don't, but I do. And this pill will put a blocker in there, and I'll just go, no, you don't, but I do. And this pill will put a blocker in there and I'll just go, no, you don't need that.

And so you might have one drink and then you'll go, oh, sweet, I might call it a night. See you later, guys. The idea is that you take one pill before you expect to start drinking and then you won't want to. I don't know if it would work after the fourth or fifth drink. If you go, they're calling an uber to town i really want to go if i just take the pill

i'll take the pill now and then i won't want to go too late the pill's like i want to go um yeah uh it's not what we're drinking it's how we're drinking. Drink responsibly. Smoking's not our future. All those things. But there's the 411 on the medical advice on how you can avoid a bender this weekend. Bree and Clint. And that, folks, is the end of the show. Thank you for joining us at the end of a very long and hard week.

Thank you to you, Matty, for helping out on the show this week while Bree's been away and thanks for volunteering to do the show from Hawke's Bay on Monday not a problem yeah I'm heading there on Sunday I'm going to be broadcasting live on Monday morning into breakfast

and so I thought well I'm meant to be on the show anyway with you guys on Monday and what a perfect opportunity for us to really get a sense of what's going on

down there yeah so yeah I'm going to be live from Hawke's Bay on Monday on breakfast and on this show as well. God, there's so many stories to tell.

Yeah. Some heartbreaking stories, but some beautiful stories as well. So I'm going to kind of try and find some of those uplifting, heartwarming stories and share them with you on Monday. If you are in the thick of it this weekend, please stay safe and rally around those that you love. It's so hard seeing the pictures and it's so hard to even know what to say from

this far away because Auckland's had bad weather and stuff in the last two weeks. It does not compare. I'll tell you what though, this is when we come together. We had someone email in this morning who is from Taranaki and they said, we've got a holiday house in the King Country. I don't even know if people can

get to it, but it is sitting there. If anyone needs accommodation for as long as they need it, our house is their house. And I just thought, man, in amongst all the terrible stuff, this is when we're at our best, right? Absolutely. And it's beautiful to see. I shouldn't minimise the Auckland thing.

A lot of Aucklanders are in a horrific situation at the moment, as well as Northlanders as well. Northland's up there battling away without power as well. All over the country especially the North Island

at the moment it's a shitty time. So we're thinking of you guys and for all the news that you need it's being constantly updated on the New Zealand Herald website. So check that out

and we will catch you guys back on Monday on ZM. See you later guys. Bye. Bye. Bye.