ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th January 2023

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast, where Brie, I don't know if you know this, these intros are now being filmed and uploaded to the Brie and Clint Podcast family group. Only the good ones. Only the good ones? I said, don't pepper people with all of summer average, just pick the best ones. Today is one of the best ones. Well, we don't know that yet.

No, but I'm setting the bar high. Okay. Well, have you bought something real good? No, I was just about to say we're going to do it topless. Oh, no. We've got to be visually appealing. That's an HR issue. We've got to be visually appealing.

I didn't say it. Okay, you first. Oh, shit, no. Yeah, go on. We'll follow you. No, I shit no Yeah go on We'll follow you No I'm not keen either We'll follow the leader Go on

It's very white and flabby Over there I have a clue I got sunburnt yesterday Going for my 5k walk What? I'll tell you guys I'm doing 5k walks now

Why are you not wearing a hat? I was wearing a hat Why weren't you wearing sunscreen? Always wearing a hat Put some layers on Why weren't you wearing A long sleeve Lightweight sports top? I don't have one Or a nice linen shirt But I'm open to someone hat. Put some layers on. Why weren't you wearing a long-sleeve, lightweight sports top?

I don't have one. Or a nice linen shirt. But I'm open to someone gifting me one of those. A nice linen shirt would go well. A nice linen shirt. I'm not wearing a linen shirt walking. Why not? That's what it's made for.

I'm an athlete now. I wear Lululemon. You put some damn sunscreen on. Yeah. No, I regretted it massively. It's only the tops of my shoulders because I was wearing a singlet. Oh, I thought you were wearing a boob tube for a second. My God.

What are you on today? Well, I was trying to think about what. No, no, no, no. That wasn't a boob thing. That was a shoulder thing. Yeah. I was trying to think what garment would have your shoulders on full display. A singlet.

And singlet didn't come to mind. An exercise singlet. So it's kind of like. Boob tube. What a weird invention the boob tube is, eh? Does a boob tube... I've never worn one, obviously. Does it rely completely on your boobs to hold it up?

No. No? No. It's just tension around your body. Yeah, it's tight. It's tight and then there's usually like a little... Does it have any kind of grippy thing inside? Yeah, there's like a piece of grippy plastic.

Yeah, fascinating. Fascinating. It's like that gel kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on some ankle socks. It's on the inside of my ankle socks right now. Oh, you've got those socks. You have grippies in your ankle socks?

Is it on the back? To keep the heel bit up so it doesn't slip down. Oh, you've got the no-shows. Ankle socks on men give me the ick. Yeah. What am I meant to do? Wear no socks? No, normal socks.

Wear normal. How am I meant to achieve this look if I wear normal socks? You wear normal socks with those shoes. Well, you have to ask yourself, is that a good look? It is for me. I think it elongates the pins. Something was missing and I figured it out. It's your lack of socks.

I think you'd look nice with a longer sock. Yeah. Like a walk sock? I've started wearing longer socks with my exercise shoes when I walk 5K. And I really like it. I think it's a good idea, especially because when you're walking through grass, you don't get itchy ankles. Oh.

Jeez, how long is this grass you're walking through? This is the Australian who's moved to New Zealand who's never been able to walk through long grass in her life. So good. And now that she's here and there are no predators, she's like, fuck it, I'm long grassing this bird. There's no crocodiles to get me. Well, the council must be on holiday still

because all the parks around my house are all really overgrown. My friend Nixon got so frustrated that the park next to his house hadn't been mowed that he went out and mowed it himself. Oh my God. He also wanted an excuse to use his new ride-on lawnmower. Oh, that was the real reason. That was the real reason. Did you yeah, that was the real reason. Did you just give him a passive-aggressive call?

No, like I literally want a ride-on lawnmower. Oh, okay. Sorry, sometimes I sound... Because I heard, I heard, cool. My dad has a... My dad has a... He's upgraded from the ride-on lawnmower to the ones where, you know, you sit on it and you have to push the handle forward

and those two handle things. Oh, fun. Yeah. Drinks holder? I think it's got a drinks holder, yeah. I really want to go to your parents' house. Yeah, we should do a promo where we all get to go. It'd be so fun.

Yeah, get Mama Di to be all our mamas. Oh, God. She would just... She'd adopt us. You'd leave five kilos heavier. Yeah. What? Oh.

Clint. Clint. Jesus. Oh, my God. nursing. Yeah. What? Clint. Jesus. Oh my God. Mama. This is what I'm doing all weekend. Pity.

How old were you when you stopped breastfeeding? Has your mum ever told you that? No, mine hasn't. No, neither. I'm interested to know Do you want to find Shall we find out

I'll call mum We never call your parents On the show Shall I call my dad He'll have no idea He would have no clue He wouldn't even know That that happens

He's like what You were doing what To my wife Get your Get your mouth Off my wife's breast. My wife nips. He's like, you sucked on those. Oh, bro, she's your mum.

I said to my mum one time. Good morning. Is that Colleen Roberts? Yes. It's the Bree and Clint podcast here. Hi, Colleen. Hello. We've got an important question for you.

Do you remember what age I was when you stopped breastfeeding me? Yeah, six months. Six months? And you were going, off the tit, that's enough for you? And you were like, get him off. He was a biter, wasn't he? No comment. I knew it.

I knew it. No, he was a hungry boy. Okay. As someone who has raised, nurtured, fed four children, Mum, what are your thoughts on children who are still breastfed, like when they can walk around and talk and ask for it, that kind of thing? Yeah, no, no, that's too much. Yeah, if you're asking for it, you're too old.

Mum shows up at the school gate at an interval, just flops one over the fence so you can have your morning tea. Colleen, I made the realisation a few years ago talking to my mum and I said, Mum, do you realise that everyone in our family at one point in time has sucked on your titties? We all share that. We all share that. We all share that in common. It's true.

It is true. Same in your family, Clint. Same in Claudia's. Same in Ella's. It's true. Yeah, so Colleen gets it. I think she realized it already. I think she.

Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Okay. All realised it already. I think she... Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Okay. All right, Mum. Well, thank you for that. Thank you for the deep dive into our past, our shared past. Okay, no worries. Enjoy.

Have a great day. Love you. Bye, Colleen. Bye. Bye. That was revealing, wasn't it? Yeah, it felt like. I would have thought longer.

I would have thought longer. Six months is short. Yeah. I must have needed more. I would have thought longer. Six months is short. Yeah. I must have needed more. As I said, you were probably a biter. Yeah. Actually, no. What? Brian told me to stop biting his lips. Apparently I'm a biter. Oh my god, I thought you were going to say stop biting

his nipples. But you bite his lip. Apparently. Oh, that can hurt sometimes. During Pash Fest. Yeah, you need to be careful with that. I'm quite good at it. You can give someone a blood lip. You bite his lip Apparently Oh that can hurt sometimes During cash fest Yeah You need to be careful with that I'm quite good at it You can give someone a A blood lip

You're quite good at biting lips No Anyway This is weird Why do I say things? Ella's goal this year Is to work on self-censoring Yes

That is my goal I'm sorry Yeah I wouldn't make it too much of a goal I enjoy hearing The real you Well something though Something's disturbing True Yeah There's a of a goal I enjoy hearing the real you Well something though Something's disturbing

True There's a line eh Your goal should be find the line I don't know where it is Yeah No Listen to some Johnny Cash He walked it

Yeah You gotta walk the line I was waiting for that And I'll walk the line I'm tired Ella's gonna google who Johnny Cash is after this Enjoy the podcast everybody See you tomorrow

Bye I'm coming in Well howdy pilgrim Ella's going to Google who Johnny Cash is after this. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. ZDM's Bray and Clint on the early shift. Morning, everyone. Wowza. I think you just busted my eardrum.

I've activated Fletch and Vaughn mode, and holy crap, that is the loudest thing I've ever heard in my ears. Oh! They have the volume up so loud on their profile. Oh, man. Wow. I'm awake now. Well, good morning. Good morning. Good morning to everyone

apart from those doing dry January. I saw you going in on dry January yesterday. It doesn't even rhyme. Stop it. In January in this country it's summer. It's the most fun time but it has been a pretty shit summer. Pick no, pick February. It's the most fun time, but it has been a pretty shit summer. No, pick February. It's shorter. Nah, that rhymes even less. Dry February. Dry January. Yeah, at least they've both got j at the front.

Dry January. Nah, I'm off it. Eminem would make them rhyme. I'm off it. Dry July rhymes. I can get on board maybe a little bit. I mean, I'm not going to get on board. Yeah.

I'm not doing dry January either. No. I think I need some medical help. What's going on with my eye? Can you see this? Oh, yeah. Have you got a stye? I don't know what it is.

For three days now, this eye has been like itchy and inflamed. I do, but only on one side of my face. I feel like I've got stoned in one eye. Is this something you go to an optometrist for? I'd just go to your doctor. No. No. It's so hard to go to the doctor. If you want to go to the doctor. It's so hard

going to the doctor. This is how going to the doctor goes. I'm sick now. And they're like, that's great. A doctor can see you in eight days at a time that doesn't suit you. Eight days. That's pretty good. Mine's like a three week waiting list. Yeah. Isn't it ridiculous? How do you get anything sorted? What if you, like, need to see a professional straight away?

What happens? Do you just have to go to A&E and wait for five hours? I think so, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Your partner's a nurse. Could she take a look at this? Can she steal some saline solution from the hospital for me tonight?

We literally talked about this yesterday, asking people in professional jobs for freebies. Yeah. I want a freebie. You probably could. I want a freebie. Maybe, yeah, you just need to do a bit of a rinse. I just need someone to douche my eye.

I douche my eyes often. Yeah, because I see a lot of dirty things. I've been seeing a lot of dirty things only in one eye though. Yeah, just you cover one eye so that it feels like you're not doing anything wrong. Yeah. Hey, let's get this thing moving. We've got Tradiverse Lady to do. It's how we kickstart our show in the afternoon. So we're going to kickstart our show in the morning with it too.

The Tradies are on the board early. They took out 2022 and it's already 1 nil to the tradies in 2023 that's right uh we need a tradie and a lady to play this morning though if that's you you want to win 50 cash you got to call now 0800 dial zm free and clint uh time for trad Lady. Oh man, this thing's still not working. Hang on, just Okay, I'll talk amongst myself. I'm going to talk amongst myself. Yeah, this is Alright, I'll turn you off for a second. 3,

2, We're back baby, time for Trady vs Lady. Okay, let's do it. It's still not working Oh, my God. It's still not working. Oh, my God. You know this is why they don't let us do breakfast. Here we go.

Three in clits. You got it. Tradie versus lady. Right, everyone just pretend that that didn't happen and we'll move right past it, all right? That's our daily mistake. We got it out of the way early. It's one. This is tradie versus lady.

This is where it's a basic trivia quiz, but the winner picks up $50 cash and we keep score. Let's meet our Tradie first. He's calling in from the mighty Waikato. He's 26 years old and he loves his wife's lasagna. Welcome to the show, Damo. G'day, Damo. Morning, Brie.

What makes it so good, Damo? I don't know. She makes everything. She makes the sauce. The bechamel. Yep. Damo's like... Yeah, no, she even makes that.

Yeah, nice. That's a keeper, Damo. That's a keeper. I always say the best lasagna is the one that someone else makes for you. It's quite a lot of work, hey? Yeah. Yeah. There's layers. There's multiple for you. It's quite a lot of work, hey? Yeah. Yeah. There's layers, there's multiple sauces.

But it's such a hearty dish. No, it's worth it. Every day of the week. And it tastes good the next day. Oh, yeah, Damo. Even better the next day. And a bit of tinfoil in your lunchbox. Okay, you're taking on our lady today.

She's just down the road from you in Cambridge. She's 23, and she played international netball. Welcome to the show, Jessica. Oh, g'day, Jessica. Pivot, step, pivot. How are you? Not good, thank you. Did you play for the Ferns?

I played for our friends across the ditch, the Renaldy. Did you? Wait, you played for the Diamonds? As an under-18 and under-21-year-old. That's an achievement, playing internationally. What position? Well, centre, wing A and wing D. Oh, you're a bit of a speedy one.

You live in Cambridge, though. Who do you support, the Ferns or the Diamonds? Oh, the Ferns. Good girl. Yeah, there we go. Good stuff. Okay. All right, your buzzer is Lady.

Demo, yours is Tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What geometric shape is generally used for stop signs? Tradie. Yes, Damo.

Octagon. That is correct. He's on the board. One to the Tradies. Question number two. Which artist had the hit song, The Climb? Lady. Yes, Jess. Miley Cyrus.

Yeah, we were just talking about her. On the board, one apiece. Question number three. The Aussie Open is currently underway in Melbourne. That is the tennis for our non-tennis fans. Who has won the most Grand Slam titles out of Rafael Nadal, Serena Williams or Roger Federer? Lady? Yes, Jess.

Ah, Rafael. No. Damo? Serena? It is Serena Williams. She's got 23, Rafa's on 22 and Roger's on 20. And I believe Novak Djokovic is on 21 and he's trying to equalise Rafa's record at this Open. He's trying to become the first unvaccinated world champion.

Yeah. I mean, it's shade. Question number four. Two to the tradies. What's going to get him first? The title or the virus? I don't know. Question number four.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. What is the common name of dried plums? Lady? Yes, Jess. Prunes? It is prunes. We have a game on our hands. Here we go.

Can you not say dried plums? That's early on the radio, please. And I feel it. I feel it down in my dried plums. You made my plums dry up. I nearly, I went to say dried prunes because it's just like. Stop talking about my prunes, everyone. Get your mind off my plums, all right?

Let's keep going. My soft, juicy, luscious plums. All right, here we go. Question number five. What is the most consumed manufactured drink in the world? Tree. Oh, that was close. Damo, I believe.

Just. Oh. Is it gold? No. No? Jess, your turn. Damo was disappointed we chose him because he didn't actually have an answer. Damo's like, no, I want to see what she says first.

Jess, what is it for the win? Water? No, manufactured beverage. We were looking for tea. Tea. Tea. Oh, tea. Yeah.

All right, question number six. This is for the win still. Which vehicle manufacturer produces the Swift? Trady. Trady? Yes, Damo. That would be Suzuki. Well done.

Oh, he's a working fast man. Great game this morning. Well done. You have won enough money for all the ingredients in the lasagna? You can make a lasagna for 50 bucks, eh? Yeah. Yeah, we'd give it a go. Maybe, yeah, not with our groceries going at the moment. Well done, Damo. Congratulations.

Nice work, mate. Thank you very much, guys. Let's check with our producer just quickly. Hey, Claude. Claude, this is just like a... work, mate. Thank you very much, guys. Let's check with our producer just quickly. Hey, Claude. Claude, this is like a BSA question. Uh-huh. Will you let us say queef on the radio? I'll give you three as your limit.

Three, okay. I won't waste them. That's the usual limit I give myself for those two. Any more and you need to change something up, eh? Well, some people can do it on... Any more switch position. Some people can do it on command. Did you know that? PJ can.

Yeah, a lot of people can. To party trick. Did you guys know that? She'll walk around a party like a duck just going, oh, well, I won't do the noise. Yeah, don't do the noise. That's too far. Yeah, that's too far.

That's a BSA complaint. She can waddle like a duck and sort of just... Yeah, she better do that, duck. Yeah. Anyway. Okay, so this is an awkward... I'm going to... You've already used one.

No, no, no. That one didn't count. Did that one count? No, I'll give you three from now. Three from now. I've got an awkward... Claudia's not the BSA. No, but it's her head on the chopping block.

Oh, I didn't know that part. Well, we're not going down. We're too big to fail. You know? You've taken know that part. Well, we're not going down. We're too big to fail. You know? You've taken responsibility for this. Well, you've got two left, so make it count. It's a diva in the mornings. Listen to him.

Listen to him. We're too big. We can't go down for this. This is a very good story, though. Okay. Guys uploaded it to TikTok. It's a story about a lady that he was with. Yes. And I think, I mean, it's a very intimate moment. It's a uploaded it to TikTok. It's a story about a lady that he was with. Yes.

And I think, I mean, it's a very intimate moment. It's a very intimate noise. And to talk about it as it could be a breach of confidence. I feel like he's done it in quite a respectful way because. By putting it on TikTok for the whole world to see. Yeah, well, it was his lived experience too. Okay. So he needs to share it.

I'm going to play you this. Tell me this isn't the most awkward queef story you've ever heard. I was with a lovely lady back at mine and we were in bed doing a couple of two person push ups and we got into a certain position where

naturally a bit of air and a noise comes out and rather than ignoring it or addressing it, she tried to cover it up by beatboxing. And she told me that when she really gets in the mood, she likes to beatbox. Don't know if that's a real thing.

Can I just say, we have all been in this position, so to speak. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And why would you go to beatboxing? Like, to be honest, you shouldn't be embarrassed. It's a normal thing. No, but she is. I agree. It's worse.

Beatboxing during that is worse. Yeah, but nerves do funny things to people. Wait, in those situations too. She clearly, like, wanted to impress this guy and she was like, oh no, he's going to hate me because of this thing. He won't. He won't care.

No. Beatboxing? Can you imagine? Is that what your ones sound like? Yeah, I've practiced that before for that reason. Yeah, right. Good amount of bass in yours.

Yeah, I know. Brie and Clint. Brie, do you believe in simulation theory. Yeah, right. Good amount of bass in yours. Yeah, I know. Brie and Clint. Brie, do you believe in simulation theory? Yeah, sometimes I'm just like, how do you explain this? Simulation theory suggests that we are living in a simulation, like a real-life version of The Sims. And when you hear someone like Elon Musk explain it, it's quite scary and hard to not believe.

He says, like, you look at computer games in the 1970s and it was two pedals going up and down a screen with a ball going between them. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Fast forward only 50 years and, like, graphics in video games, some of them now are so good that you can't even tell that it's a video game. Yeah, it's pretty scary, eh?

So if that can happen in 50 years, in another 50 years, it would be indistinguishable from real life that you're actually playing a video game. So we could be in one right now. That's what simulation theory is. Right. So you could be in a game right now.

We could be in The Sims as we speak. We could. And that's the reason I'm going with why I ended up in my front yard naked. That wasn't your fault. It was whoever's playing his game. Whoever's playing your sim. Yeah, yeah.

It's whoever's driving your game. This story, when you hear things like this, it kind of becomes hard to argue against it. This coincidence is too much. I'm going to bring up this picture of two men on the screen. And Bree, you'd agree they look pretty similar, right? Yeah, they look kind of similar. They're both ginger.

They both have ginger beards. They're both wearing baseball caps and they're both wearing baseball glasses. Different colour eyes is probably the biggest thing I noticed. Different colour eyes. Yeah, there's slight differences between them, but they're kind of cut from the same cloth. They both have an Ed Sheeran vibe to them. Yeah, they do. Yeah.

Okay. Both of those men are six foot four. Okay. Both of those men play minor league baseball in the States for different teams, but they're both in the minor league. Right. Both of those men are called Brady Feigl. What?

They have the exact same name? They have the exact same name down to the spelling. Oh, see, before that fact, I was like, yeah, okay, that's coincidence, but that's weird. They are not related, and until recently, they had never met. And they are both called Brady Feigl, spelled Brady F-E-I-G-L. Yeah, because that's not a super common last name. It's not even a common first name.

Brady, in America it is. In America last name. It's not even a common first name. Brady. In America it is. In America it is. Every second person's called Brady. The spelling is the same though. Yeah. Both names are spelt the same. It gets a bit weirder.

In 2015, they both went to the same hospital for the same elbow operation without ever having met each other. I mean, they both play baseball. They both play baseball, but they both required the same elbow operation in the same met each other. Creepy. I mean they both play baseball. They both play baseball but they both required the same elbow operation in the same year and they went to the same hospital. They don't play for the same team. They don't play in the same city. Right. That's when they figured out

that they existed. How did they meet? So Brady number two went in for his elbow operation. Oh poor Brady number two. Why does he get number two? He's only number two in this story because he's the second one to have the elbow operation, okay? Is that why?

Yeah, so Brady number two goes in and he says, hey, I'm here for my elbow operation. They're like, we just bloody did this operation on you. That's exactly what the hospital said. They said, Brady, what are you talking about? We did your elbow operation six months ago. That's amazing. That was Brady number one that they had operated on.

That's wild. So what is going on? The doctor would have been so confused. He would have been like, are you all right? Yeah. You were just here. Yeah, exactly right. Have you done your elbow again?

And if the doctor doesn't know you super well, he would just look at it and go, oh, it's the same guy. Yeah. Absolutely. They look similar enough. Ginger guy with the beard. Yep. Brady Feigl.

Just look at the notes. It says Brady Feigl. Just look at the notes. It says Brady Feigl. It goes, wait, show me your driver's licence. His driver's licence says Brady Feigl. Can you imagine? The doctor would have been like, what is going on? Does it make you think that out there somewhere in the world, harder to believe these days with the internet,

but there could be a Brie Thomasel doing radio somewhere else in the world, doing fart jokes. Yeah. I've got to believe. You've got to find her. Yeah. You know, there was a girl that added me on Instagram. I've had a few, actually.

There was one girl that added me on Instagram that has my name and my mum's maiden name. Crazy. And I was like, whoa, weird. And then this other girl that messaged me and said. She is you if your mum got divorced. Pretty much. And then this other girl that messaged me and goes,

hey, I have no idea who you are but so – like enough times when I was out in public, people have asked me if I was you. Yeah. And if I was – So she bears enough resemblance to you. Yeah. And if I was the girl that did these videos with my mum and blah, blah, blah.

So I had to look you up. And like looking at you, yeah, we kind of do look similar. You're a busy woman. You need to look at contracting that person to do some of the jobs you don't want to do. She could be here right... Some of your appearances, you know? She could be here right now. You don't want to go do the next season of Treasure Island?

Get that woman involved. This could be the replacement you You don't even know. Simulation theory. Speaking of dull, I've got a study here from the University of Helsinki in Finland, which has conducted what they're saying is the world's biggest study based on who is the smartest and who is the dumbest dog breed. Are there any breeds that should cover their ears right now?

Yeah, maybe a few. They only examined 13 breeds. But just to put it out there first, all the breeds that they studied were in the category of some of the smartest breeds. Oh, okay. So they didn't study all of them is what I'm saying. So if you're last, you're the dumbest smart dog. Exactly, pretty much.

Because there are some dumb dogs out there. I love the dumb dogs. They're cute. If you weren't in a breeding program, there is no way your genes would continue. The dumbest ones... There's no way. The dumbest ones are always the cutest.

That's what I think. They studied things like their ability to read human gestures, solve problems and memorise short-term information. Okay. What, like pen numbers? Well, no. Have you ever seen the dogs where they have all the different buttons and they've got voice act?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can talk with it. Yeah, so one will be like, outside, outside, or one will be like, hungry, hungry, and dogs can memorise it. Yeah, there's one of those dogs playing at Laneway just before Frida again. Yeah, he's getting up there on his butt. Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg.

Is he on the button thing now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Copying Ed Sheeran. So some of the breeds that were included in the study were dogs like the Border Collie. Arguably the world's smartest dog. That's what I've been raised to believe. Super smart dog. The Belgian Malinois. I don't know that breed. I don't know to believe. Super smart dog. The Belgian Malinois.

I don't know that breed. I don't know if I'm saying it correct. The English Cocker Spaniel, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Labrador. Labrador is not a smart dog. Well, let's get into the results. A hungry dog, yes. Yeah, very hungry. They also had mixed breeds as a broad category in there as well.

Okay. So, turns out the Belgian Malinois, which I, again, don't know if I'm saying that right, but they're apparently used in the police force. They ranked in first place with 35 points out of 39. Just looking them up. Looks like a German Shepherd. Yeah, kind of like a short-haired German Shepherd. It's also known as a Belgian Shepherd. Oh, there you shepherd. Yeah, kind of like a short-haired German shepherd. It's also known as a Belgian shepherd.

Oh, there you go. So in the shepherd breed, it was followed closely by the Border Collie, which obviously they're known for herding sheep. They came in with 26 points, so quite far behind the Belgian shepherd. Yeah. And then in third place was something called a Hoverwart, a German breed. Yeah. But let's get into some of the breeds that were more down the bottom.

So the Labrador had a few strengths and weaknesses, they said. Very good at reading human gestures. Okay. So good at obviously interacting with humans, but not good at problem solving. In this study... Good at knowing when it's dinner time, not good at knowing when to stop eating. They will never stop.

They will never stop. Turns out in this study, the dumbest dog breed, according to this, is the Afghan hound. Which have you seen them? They're like real big, hairy, long-haired dogs. I think if I, my memory serves. Oh, those are the weirdest dogs. Those are the dogs people always use when they go,

dogs that look like their owners. It's got like curtains. Like it's got a centre part. They kind of look like, and I mean no disrespect by this, they kind of look like Phoebe from Friends. Yeah, yeah. You know what I remember it as? They kind of look like, and I mean no disrespect, but they kind of look like Phoebe from Friends. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I remember it as?

Did you ever watch that series with Chris Lilley, Lunatics? Yeah. Yeah. So the dog in that, the main dog that the character Yana has, that is an Afghan hound. Right. And that's the dumbest of the smart dogs. Of the smart dogs.

But, I mean, you don't have to be smart when you look that good. We should put your dogs to the test. We should come up with some kind of test for Whitney and Meryl. I could already tell you they probably wouldn't even make the study. We should start them on a don't shit inside test and see how they go. They would fail. They'd fail. Bree and Clint.

The new song from Miley Cyrus is on everyone's lips. Such a cool voice. Did you see her New Year's Eve concert? Did I see it? I watched it a few times. Who was your favourite performance? Probably Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton, yeah.

I'd say. It was just iconic because... She had everyone. Yeah, like everyone was on there. Yeah. It was epic. If you haven't watched it, like everyone was on there. Yeah. It was epic. If you haven't watched it, go watch it. It's very good.

Her and Dolly sing I Will Always Love You. And Jolie. No, Wrecking Ball. Wrecking Ball, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was so good.

You've got to go watch it. But this is her latest single that she's released. It's called Flowers. And let's get into the nitty gritty. Let's get into some of the rumours about this song that are swirling around. So the song is massively resembling Bruno Mars' song When I Was Your Man. Yeah. But turns out Bruno Mars is not credited.

No. On the song. But people are saying it literally mirrors the version of his song, but like a single empowerment kind of version. So let's do a comparison of Bruno's song and Miley's song. I can buy myself flowers And hold your hand And I can hold my own hand Should've gave you all my hours Talk to myself for hours

Take you to every party Cause all you wanted to do was dance I can take myself dancing And I can love me better than you can I mean, it's a very similar vibe. I watched a TikTok on this yesterday from this guy who does stuff about whether the person should be credited, whether they've actually stolen from it.

He said he doesn't get a credit because there's very few words that are the same within it. The melody is different. And what she's actually done has been done for years. She's done a response. She's not covered or stolen from it. She's done a response in the same way that Amon's girlfriend did a response.

Oh, I love those songs. Yeah. It was so good. So this is where it gets interesting because people are like, is it about her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth? Yeah. And so let's get into some of the details and the rumours about the song. So the first thing is, is that apparently the rumour was back

when they first got together because they were on the last song, that movie, they acted in that film together. Oh, yeah. And that was in 2012 2013 okay which is around the time when they kind of i believe liam hemsworth this is the rumor that billboard have said that apparently when they first got engaged in 2013 he dedicated that bruno mars song to her yeah Yeah. As he proposed. Well, I'm not too sure. This is just, as I said, none of this is like confirmed.

Because I was wondering how Bruno Mars got dragged into all of this. I was like, what did Bruno do? Yeah, so apparently that's the link. That's what they're saying. There's also, I mean, the little fact that she released the song on Liam's birthday, which was on January 13th. Yeah.

That's not a coincidence. Not a coincidence at all. Not if people are going to think that the song could be about your ex. If it's not, then you don't release it on his birthday. No. You go, I know exactly when my ex's birthday is. Let's not release it on that day. And it also, the song kicks off with some lyrics that people believe relates directly to something that happened to Miley and Liam when they were together.

So I think it was back in 2018. You'd remember those massive fires. In California. In California. And their house got burned down. That's right. Yeah. 18, you'd remember those massive fires in California and their house got burned down. That's right. Yeah. There were so many houses that got burnt down but they did quite a lot of Instagram posts about her going back

to the sort of charred ruins of the house. Exactly. I remember it vividly. They posted that iconic photo where a love sign was kind of in the front. That's right. Remember? Yeah. People are saying this verse is directly related to that. We were good, we were cold Kind of dream that can't be sold

We were right till we weren't Built a home and watched it burn Yeah, see, that could either be a metaphor or a direct. It's probably both. Or not a metaphor at all, just blatantly saying what happened. And the last thing that I've found swirling around in the rumour mill, if you've watched the film clip of the song, Miley is dancing around in an oversized tuxedo.

Okay. And some people are saying that's one of Liam's old tuxedos. Oh, she kept it. Well, that's what the rumours are saying. Either way, you would not want to be Liam Hemsworth at the moment. Big diss track if that is all true. He's come very quiet in recent years. He has. Yes. He did that very quiet in recent years. He has.

Yes. He did that movie with Rebel Wilson a few years ago. What was that one? It's So Romantic, I think it's called. Oh, yeah. Not great. There were some rumours about him being in the running for James Bond. Yeah.

I don't think so, though. That would have been a big role. The world is not ready for an Australian James Bond. I don't think. Can you imagine? Shaken, not stirred. I'll have it out of a shoe, thank you very much. Here we go.

Brian Clint. Question for you. Yeah. When you're looking at the opposite sex, because that's who you're attracted to, what are the two top physical features you look for? Personality. That's not a physical feature.

And intelligence. No, just answer the question. Boobies and bum-bums. There you go. I'd have to say I'm an ass and eyes girl. I'm an ass and eyes girl. And you like brown eyes. I love a brown eye.

Three specifically. They're just pretty. She's looking for three brown eyes. I love a brown eye. Three, specifically. They're just pretty. She's looking for three brown eyes. What's the third? Oh, there's two eyes, right? And one down there. Yeah, good counting, man. Got it.

I don't know how to count. The reason I ask is because there's a study that's been done which has revealed the physical traits that men and women find most important when looking for a partner. Interesting. And in a shock to no one at all. I was going to say, are these going to surprise us? And in a shock to no one at all, they're not the same for men and women. Ah, okay.

They're different, which I mean. What, you mean ladies aren't looking at our boobies? No, it turns out no. So they asked over 1,000 Australians to identify their top three physical traits out of a list of seven things, though. So they gave them the things. So these were the things that they – They wanted to cut the foot people out. Exactly, yeah.

They were like, look, we get it. We get it. That is your journey. All you toe guys, that's fine. Go over there. That's going to skew our data too much. These are the things we want to ask about. So there was oral hygiene.

Oh, okay. Height. Yeah. Hair. Skin condition. Right. Weight. Okay.

Toned slash fit. And symmetrical and well-balanced face. Right, okay. None of those are the things that spring to mindbalanced face. Right, okay. None of those are the things that spring to mind for me. No, neither. Neither at all. Oh, I do love someone that's got good hair. I always notice people that have great hair.

Yeah, definitely. Because I don't have great hair. But you don't go out, you don't put it in your criteria of who you're looking for. You're like, I want to get a partner with great hair. No. It's a nice byproduct. It's like oral hygiene.

That is no. No, no, no, no, no. That's at the top for me. No, but you don't go out looking for someone with good oral hygiene. But good teeth is a physical feature that I look for. But you're put off by someone who has bad oral hygiene. Yeah. It's a funny one.

But good teeth I am attracted to. I notice someone with good teeth. Thank you. God. Okay. Thank you. Yeah's a funny one. But good teeth I am attracted to. I notice someone with good teeth. Thank you. You're welcome. It's invisible. Let's get into the results. So what do you think the top thing out of those things

females said? What were the top three that they were looking for? That women were looking for on men? Yeah, in a partner. Can I have the list really quickly? Oral hygiene, height, hair, skin condition, weight, tone slash fit, symmetrical and well-balanced face. I can't believe I needed the list again.

Height. Height. Height wasn't the top. It's not the top. It's not the top three. It is in the top three. So let's go through the top three. It is in the top three. So let's go through the top three. So third thing that they were looking for most was weight.

Okay. 46% of women said that they were looking that. They were looking for a man at a healthy weight. I think so, yeah. And then height was second. 54% of women said they were looking for that physical trait. Oh, my God. What's number one?

Number one, the biggest top physical trait women are looking for, oral hygiene. Wow. I mean. Yeah. Oral hygiene. Yeah, you don't want to kiss someone with bad breath. No, no, no, you definitely don't.

Yeah. I just can't believe that that's what they're looking for. That's what they said. This is the thing, though. Bad oral hygiene will override all of those other things. Like if you're a ripped, tall, rich dude whose breath smells like poo, it's not going to work. I could try and get around it.

Could you? Be serious. Be serious. Well, I mean, it is something. It's too. It is something you can fix. You know? Yeah, yeah. You know what I you? Well, I mean, it is something. It's too. It's too. It is something you can fix. You know? Yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? You can fix that. Let's get in. That's such a female way of looking at it. There's this guy and you're like. That's all right. We can fix it. I can fix him.

We can fix him. I can fix him. It's fine. It's fine. I'll just take him. I can fix him. I need a project. I can show him how to dress.

It's fine. Let's get into what the top three for the males were, what three physical traits they were looking for in women. Yeah. So coming in at number three, I'm just trying to see here, I believe it was height. Height for men? Yeah.

Men looking for women? Yeah. And look, I'm assuming obviously men would probably have different views depending on how tall they were. She's not allowed to be taller than me. Yeah. I'm guessing, like, so it's the opposite. The ladies want tall men and the men probably want a shorter woman.

Okay, interesting. So that was number three. Number two was weight. 58% of men said that they look at a woman's weight. It was weight for women, number three. Number three. Yeah. And the top thing that males are looking for in a physical trait,

oral hygiene. This has been put together by Big Dental. Has this study been released by the Dental College of Australia? They're like, forget your gym membership in 2023. Should I check that? Come to the dentist. Should I check who did the study? Yeah, you should always check who did the study.

Oh my God, it's done by Air Smile. Six minutes of dental propaganda for the Air Smile company. Damn it, they got me again. What are the hand gestures Gen Z are saying are on the out? Do we, before you go into this list, do we do many hand gestures? I think, I mean

some people talk By looking at this list, are they things that you and I do? Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know how often, but I've definitely done all of these before. If you've never met Brie and I, we are both millennials, smack bang in the middle of the millennial category. And we keep a Gen Z on staff for moments like this.

Correct. Her name's Ella, so we will use her as a reference if we need her throughout this. All right. I've picked out the six hand gestures that Gen Z are saying are on the out, and if you use them, make you look outdated and cringeworthy. Got it. So let's kick it off with number six.

Fist bumps and shushing people with your finger to your lips, like shh. Right. A cringe and a clear sign that you're no longer on trend. Fist bumping and shh. They're on the up. Get rid of those. Number five, pretending to be posh by sticking your pinky finger out when drinking tea. Stop doing it, they said.

Jen said. Does anyone do that? Do you do that? I can't say that. I think I do it naturally sometimes. I don't do that. I do do fist bumps. Yeah?

Yeah. Fist bumps were very useful during COVID. Are you still doing the fist bumps? Yeah. Are you? I fist bump with my little girls when I drop them off at daycare when you do a little fist bump. Right.

I thought it was cool. Apparently it's cringe. Yeah, right. Number four, writing. This one's so funny. This is so good. Writing a fake check in the air to indicate you would like the bill. Jen said that is the most mortifying thing that you could do.

That's so good. What are you supposed to do? And you kind of look at the person and you mouth the word check, check, check. Oh, not good. The other way is you go like that. Check, check. And you pretend you're opening and folding the book that the bill comes in. Yeah, not ideal, eh?

That touched on something that I didn't realise was cringe, but it is cringe. Because no one has checkbooks anymore either. Well, you're still asking for the check. You're still asking for something to sign. But, yeah, okay. Yeah, right. Number three, these are the hand gestures that Gen Z said make them cringe. Even more embarrassing than all of those is using the okay sign.

As in holding your index finger with your thumb and putting the other three up? I do do that one. What if you're a scuba diver? That's an important hand gesture for scuba divers. They did mention that's okay. Oh, it's fine if you're a scuba diver? That's an important hand gesture for scuba divers. They did mention that's okay. Oh, it's fine if you're a scuba diver. If it's for like a good reason, then you're all good. But they didn't mention scuba diving specifically?

No. Okay. Interesting. Coming in at number two. Scuba diving is all hand gestures. Our scuba diving community are listening to this with bated breath. They're the exception. Number two for the most cringeworthy hand gestures is the double thumbs up.

Clint is such a double thumbs up guy or a one thumbs up. I'm a one thumbs up guy. Which I feel like both are just as bad. Both aren't great. Am I a double thumbs up guy, Ella? Do you think I'm a double thumbs up guy? Yeah, probably. Okay. But hey, I don just as bad. Yeah. Both aren't great. Am I a double thumbs up guy, Ella? Do you think I'm a double thumbs up guy? Yeah, probably. Okay.

But hey, I don't mind it. It's cute. It's a bit gawky. Again, again, scuba diving. Yeah, we've, they've covered that though. They've said they're fine. They can do whatever they want. What about the sign language community?

How are they taking to this information? Well, they're also the exception. Probably not listening either. All right. Coming in at number one, taking the top spot of hand gestures that Gen Z said you should stop using. The number one. This is so good.

The air guitar. Was it ever cool? They have air guitar competitions. Like in bars, you can go and compete in an air guitar competition. That's even worse. There's an air guitar world cup you can compete in. I don't want to. I'm not that.

I wouldn't. I think you are. Stop giving me the double thumbs up. We're filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley just for the week. Just giving Fletch time to get back from Costa Rica. Yeah, he needs to work on that tan. Oh, my God, the man lives dreams, doesn't he? They'll be back in their spot on Monday.

We'll be back in the afternoon. But we're bringing Birthday Banger to your mornings. We do this on our show every afternoon around 5.30. Mornings. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. We do this on our show every afternoon around 5.30. You call us up. You tell us what your birthday is. And then we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. And then we do three of them and we'll play one song out in full. And Ross Boss hates it.

He hates it, but it's usually a banger. I don't know why he hates it. It's usually a banger. Because it's off brand. He hates it, but it's usually a banger. I don't know why he hates it. It's usually a banger. Because it's off-brand. What was it yesterday? Oh, we played Eric Prid's Call on Me. Banger. Banger.

What a way to start a Monday morning in summer. We'll go to Zen and see if Zen has the banger we want. Kia ora, Zen. G'day, Zen. Morning. How are you, mate? I'm not too bad. How are you guys?

Good to hear. We're good, thank you, Zen. We're keen to figure out what your song is. What's your birthday? 9th of August, 1996. All right, Zen, that means you're 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. What did we say?

Bangers. Not bad, not bad. The boys. Yes, Zen. The Boom Boom Justice Crew. Justice Crew. One of them's in the Wiggles now. He's the Blue Wiggle.

Yeah. What do you reckon, Zen? You're a fan? Yeah, it's all right. Not the best, but it's okay. Okay. It could be better. New York to Cali.

But it's one of those songs where it brings you joy because you're like, oh, yeah, I'll give that a listen. It's a guilty pleasure. Okay, wait, there's him. We're going to do a birthday banger for Nicole. Kia ora, Nicole. G'day, Nicole. Hey, how are you doing? Good, thanks.

How's your morning been? Yeah, not bad, thanks. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Nicole? 27 August 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And on the 27th of August 2001, this would have been at the top. Don't do it to me, Nicole.

Around my vibes, a bit of Lifehouse. Not this early in the morning. Bit of a soft rock anthem from Lifehouse. What do you reckon, Nicole? Yeah, no, I said the first song. Bit of a soft rock anthem from Lifehouse. What do you reckon, Nicole? Yeah, no, I prefer the first song. Oh, you prefer the first one? Oh, okay.

You want to get some boom boom on the air. I think so. Okay, thanks, Nicole. Fair enough. Are we out of touch here? That was her birthday banger. If anyone should have liked it, it should have been her. Yeah, I know.

No, I'm sticking by it. I love it. Love Life have been her. Yeah, I know. No, I'm sticking by it. I love it. Love Lifehouse. I love that song. Are you telling me Lifehouse might not be cool in 2023? Are you saying? Let's ask Amber.

Amber, do you like a bit of Lifehouse? Yes, I do. Yeah, there she is. There she is. It's a great song. I love it, Amber. Oh my God, I'm so excited.

I can't believe I got through to you guys. Sorry. Welcome. Happy New Year, mate. Have you been on our show before? No, never. I've tried to get through so many times.

Oh, well, today's your day, Amber. It's your lucky day, and we're very excited to have you on. We appreciate you calling through. Oh, just love you guys. You're great. Oh, you've got great energy. Amber's song wins. I don't care what it is.

Amber wins. Can you call our show more often? I like your vibe. Oh, my God, great energy. Amber's song wins. I don't care what it is. Amber wins. Can you call our show more often? I like your vibe. Oh, my God, yes, I can. Okay, good. Good deal. Let's do your birthday banger then because you've waited a while for it. What's your birthday?

13th of August, 1992. Right, Amber, here we go. You were 16 in 2008. And, Amber, here is your birthday banger. Yes, Amber. Pretty good. It's a song that got the whole world talking. Yeah.

Like, you know. It was so taboo. It was. In what year? 2008? 2008. Yeah. Wow. I mean,. It was. Yeah. In what year? 2008? 2008. Yeah. Wow.

I mean, it's not that long ago, is it? I remember the radio station that we worked at at the time. They did a whole promo around the breakfast announcer kissing a girl because of that song. They were like, she's going to do it. She's going to do it. And we are going to be here to witness it. And we're going to video it and put it on the internet. So dumb, eh? God, I was just so excited when the phone started ringing.

I was like, woo! I love your energy. Why don't we take it out of our hands and let Amber choose the winner? Yeah, Amber, I want you to genuinely choose which one you like the most. This is your pick. Your song, Katy Perry, I Kissed a Girl, Lifehouse, or Justice Crew? Oh,

Lifehouse. I have to go with Lifehouse. That's my favourite one. That's the one I wanted, Amber. And then it's not our fault. It's not our fault. It's not our fault. Wait,

did we just become best friends? I think we did. Okay, good. Let's give it this one. We are Prince Soft Rock FM. There it is, Amber. You've picked well. Thanks for playing. Have a great day. We'll talk

to you again. See you, babe. Here's your birthday banger. Bree and Clint. No regrets. No regrets. That feeds my millennial soul. Definitely not CDM. This is soft rock FM.

Yeah, that was the right choice, Amber. Nailed it. This text, yes, lifehouse From this Uncool millennial Yes Get on the bus Get on the bus Would have been happy With any of those songs

Particularly happy with that one Oh this is a good vibe too A good vibe too Birthday banger Happens on our show In the afternoons You might have never Heard it before

At 5.30 We get you to call And we tell you The number one song On your 16th birthday Together we pick The best one and play that. It's a good way to reminisce and mess with the music playlist here at ZM.

Bree and Clint. Did you make a significant other? Sorry, I was... Oh, you're still going. Just Lin 21 Savage. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Sav. That's so rude of me.

Sorry, Sav. I'm just going to be quiet. Now I can talk. We asked you guys to text through or call us if you met your significant other on something other than a dating app, maybe in public, maybe through friends. Appreciate a shocking stat

that 80% of relationships now begin on dating apps. So we're looking for the 20%. Yeah, we're at the 20.%. Yeah, where are the 20? It needs to be recent. Yes. It needs to be, like I love your story if you met them coming off the docks after World War II in downtown Auckland.

I'd love to hear those stories. That'd be cute. I think that might be how my nan met my papa. Really? Maybe, yeah, he was working on boats. She was hanging out at the dock. She loved the semen, didn't she? Hey!

Hey. What? They were Navy? You be very careful. Carol Tracy was a saint, I'll have you know. She was. Lovely woman. So where did you meet him that wasn't an app?

Let's talk to Leisha. Hi, Leisha. Hi, Leisha. Hello. Tell us, mate. Did you meet your that wasn't an app? Let's talk to Leisha. Hi, Leisha. Hi, Leisha. Hello. Tell us, mate, did you meet your partner not on the dating apps? I didn't. So I met my partner at school, so that was four years ago, and we are now both 18, and we're living together

and just kind of living our life. Nice. Right, yeah, because, I mean, that's kind of an old-fashioned way to meet someone now. Well, you're high school sweethearts. Yeah. You're high school sweethearts, aren't you? Yeah, that's what people call us.

Yeah. Do you think you're going to get married and stay together forever? I think so. It's in the near future. Well, she can't say no, can she? She's like, oh, well, I've been having some.

Breathe, that's why it's fun to ask. Right. You know? Right. Because then people sort of squirm around a little bit. But... Leisha, you passed. Leisha says that she's got it sorted.

You passed. Thanks, Leisha. Let's talk to Imogen. Kia ora, Imogen. Good morning. Hello, Imogen. Where did you meet your partner? We met at a swing dancing class.

A swing dancing class. Wait, when was this? Yeah, this century? Yep, this was about six years ago. Wow, okay. No way. So did you just decide you wanted to learn some swing dancing? Or did you want to meet people and that's why you went swing dancing?

No, I just decided I want to learn like a different style of dance. I'm pretty sure I saw some people dancing at like a vintage fair or something and I was like, oh, that's fun. Swing dancing is rock and roll dancing, right? No, it precedes rock and roll dancing. So swing dancing is like 20s, 30s, 40s. That was fun. Swing dancing is rock and roll dancing, right? No, it precedes rock and roll dancing. So swing dancing is like 20s, 30s, 40s. Oh, okay. And rock and roll is like 50s, 60s.

Oh, like Great Gatsby dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fun. Do you still swing dance together? We teach together now. Oh, my God. What a love story. You're kidding.

That's amazing. Dancing is very intimate pastime. It's beautiful. beautiful when you see somebody dance well you can't help but I'm instantly attracted to them I'm not sure if hip hop dancing is as intimate because swing dancing you're like chest to chest

have you not seen Magic Mike I'm pretty intimate with that very good point thanks Imogen there's so many great tags I've got to read you a few. Someone said, met my partner in the operating theatres. Theatre

one, to be exact. I had to mop his sweaty brow during a hip replacement. Wow. That's so interesting. He was the patient. Someone else said, we met at CrossFit and became friends first before I finally asked him on a date. Turns out we both had gym crushes on each other.

We are now married with two kids. A lot of relationships start in the CrossFit gym. Quite a few CrossFit texts coming through. Someone else said, I met my partner at McDonald's. We worked there for three years. A lot of people meet at work. They met in the queue. Oh, they met.

Oh, that's cute. They're doing the touchscreen thing. A lot of people made it work. Oh, they met in the queue. Oh, they met, oh, that's cute. They're doing the touchscreen thing. What are you getting? Big Mac, what are you getting? Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, it's actually Sam.

Oh, Sam. Sorry, Sam. Sorry, mate. Only 20% of people don't meet on dating apps. Where did you meet your partner that wasn't an app? He saw me on stage and asked me out just long after the after party. Wait, what do saw me on stage and asked me out just long after the after party. Wait, what do you mean on stage? So I was

in a musical for the University Society of Canterbury here in Christchurch and we were doing the best little whorehouse in Texas. Yes! I was one of the ladies up on stage. He was there visiting a friend who was also on stage scoped me out and we

went on a date just before the New Zealand lockdown. It turns out we live three doors down from each other. No. And both being essential services, we couldn't merge bubbles or anything, but we took what we called regency walks either side of the footpath every day for four weeks. Oh, my God, that is so romantic. They could make a movie about how you guys met. Can you imagine the tension between those two after four weeks. Oh my God, that is so romantic. They could make a movie about how you guys met.

Can you imagine the tension between those two after four weeks of talking and flirting and walking on opposite sides of the path? I'm imagining Jacinda says

that you can merge bubbles and you both run into the middle of the street and you just start pashing right there. I'm telling you, this is a movie. We need to get it made.

And we're still together now so we've been together three years and moved in have a fur baby of our own and stuff like that so good and it's amazing oh good for you sam i love that story met while she was on stage someone else texts through and they said we met at therapy well that's good you but this you know you're both getting your stuff out there they said we They said We're both gay It's been six years And we're having a baby

Together this year Love it God you can meet People anywhere Yeah Can't you Just gotta put yourself Out there right

You just gotta Have the confidence That's some condescending Dating advice From two people Who have been in Relationships for ages And have no idea

What the dating market Is really like right now That is correct Just put yourself Out there Yeah Just put yourself out there. Yeah. Just put yourself out there. Just do it.

Just try a bit harder. Just get out there. Get yourself up and date. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Filling in for Fletchbourne and Hayley just for a week. They'll be back from their summer holiday on Monday and we'll be back to the afternoon on Monday. What's your day look like?

What's your plans? What are you doing? What are you going to do? What are you going to do with your day? I'm going to go home. I'm going to grate some boiled eggs. Okay. And I'm going to grate my-

How many? Two. Okay. I'm going to grate, usually it's toast, Kewpie mayo, avocado, grate two boiled eggs, and then you grate some parmesan on top. Oh, it's a ripper.

So breakfast, your day looks like breakfast. Breakfast and then I'm going to do, and I'm just letting, I'm just giving you the play by play. There's a lot of detail here. Yeah. And then I'll probably sit down.

Is it leg shaving day? Procrastinate, no. Not leg shaving day, okay. It's 5k a day. 5k a day. I'll do my 5k walk with my dogs

and then I'll probably, you know, really get into the... Your New Year's resolution of 8Ks a day came down to 5 really fast. Yeah, because I realised how far... Like it came down within a day. I realised how far 5Ks is. Yeah. And I think if... I'm going to start lower and you can always go higher.

What about a Bill English style run walk? Where you run a little, walk a little? What's it? Run a little, walk a little? Yeah. Run a little, then when you're tired, walk a little, then you run a little. I hate that.

Oh, just like a constant, you know. Yeah. Good, good. Do you think walking is much easier on your joints than running? Of course it is. Good, that's why I'm walking. Okay. What are you doing? Are you getting your chainsaw out? Oh course it is. Good, that's why I'm walking. Okay. What are you doing?

Are you getting your chainsaw out? Oh yeah, another chainsaw day. Can you tell more people that I'm a chainsaw guy? When I say it, it sounds vapid and a bit self-obsessed. When you say I'm a chainsaw guy, it gives me cred. No, I didn't say you're a chainsaw guy. I said, are you getting your chainsaw out? Yeah, but I couldn't get my chainsaw out if I'm not a...

Guy who's renting a chainsaw and isn't a chainsaw guy. Okay, I borrowed it, but it's mine for the moment. Thank you very much. Play Zed M's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on Zed M. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play Zed M.