ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th January 2024

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Crazy flatmates.  Spotify can tell you your personality. Bree got pulled over at the worst time.  Dick Move - the kiwi band opening for the Foo Fighters.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM Free and Clean. Wizard. Whoa. Now I know how Marty McFly feels. We've travelled back to the bars. You've gone back to the year 2000. What year did Scary Movie come out, you reckon?

Oh, good question. What year? On the text machine, 9696, what year did... Hey, Google, what year did Scary Movie come out? 2000. In New Zealand, Scary Movie was released on the 7th of September 2000. I beat you, Google. Suck it.

Hey, Google. Suck it. Hey, Google. What's up? Do you remember? Oh, what'd she say? I don't know. She's having a bad day. What did I put into my phone that time? Oh, yeah.

Do you remember that? What was that? It was like... That's right. No, it was... Yeah, it was... Yeah. How do we do it?

Hold on. Hey, Google. No. Hey, Siri. Oh, we're sitting... I forget when we do this. We sit off everybody's Google and Siri's in their cars. Let's stop.

Let's stop. Everybody's phones are going crazy. Oh, it's fun though. We'll figure it out. Let's figure it out. Okay, figure it out. Do it when we come back. Hey, phones are going crazy. It's fun though. We'll figure it out. Let's figure it out. Figure it out. Do it when we come back. Hey, today on the show, lots of fun stuff.

We're going to talk to the Kiwi band that was handpicked by Dave Grohl to open for the Foo Fighters in New Zealand starting this weekend. They're here this weekend. They're going to tour the country and there is one Kiwi punk band that is going to play to tens of thousands of people with the Foo Fighters. What an amazing opportunity and something that they'll remember forever. Those concerts are going to be so good. The band's called Dick Move.

We're going to talk to Lucy from Dick Move after 4 o'clock. First, though, we've got your New World $300 vouchers at 3.30 as well this afternoon. We sure do, but first up, $50 cash. Tradie versus Lady. Give us a call now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. I know how to do it. The Siri trick?

Yeah, producer Claude and fill-in producer Pixie, have you seen this before? Possibly, which one are you doing? We'll just do it. Just do it. And just sorry if that sets your Siri off, but it's good. Apologies in advance.

Hey Siri, can you change my nickname? What would you like me to call you can you please call me h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a okay you'd like me to call you Can you please call me Nah, change my mind It's Trady versus Lady So good I like it when someone does that and you find out what their nickname already is in their phone.

And you go, hey, is there? And he goes, yes, Big Daddy. Oh, what's your nickname? Definitely not Big Daddy. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady where the scores are 2-0 in favour of the ladies. Who have we got playing for the ladies today? Our lady, Caution Dunedin, she's 39 and she has had both wrists broken at the same time, but in two separate injuries.

How the hell? Welcome to the show, Renee. Hi, Renee. Renee? Yeah, I'm here. There she is. Tell us what happened, Renee. So you had both wrists broken at the same time, two separate incidents.

How did you do it? One was a night on the person. It just didn't heal. And then fell over on a grate and broke the other one. Oh, hey, bad luck. How old were you at the time? How old was I? Yeah.

I think I was about 23. Oh, that's acceptable. I thought you were going to say 38. No, definitely not. Happened a couple of years ago. Okay, you're taking. I thought you were going to say 38. No, definitely not. That happened a couple of years ago. Okay, you're taking on our tradie. They're from Auckland. They're 27, and they have travelled to 30 different countries.

Welcome to the show, Michael. G'day, Michael. Hello, good afternoon. What's your favourite country you've been to? Oh, I was waiting for that question. Kind of sticking myself up there. Don't know. Maybe some of the African countries I've been to,

potentially like Tanzania or something. Pretty out there. Okay, good answer. Yeah, that's pretty unique. But there's no place like home, eh, Michael? That's right, exactly. Yep.

Your buzzer is tradie. Renee, yours is lady. All right, Dorothy. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

In the hit TV series Sex and the City, what clothing item in particular does the main character, Carrie Bradshaw, obsess over the most? Ladies. Yes, Renee. Shoes. Shoes is on the money. Manolo Blahnik, she was very into at one point.

She's a shoe-ophile. Yeah, shoe-aholic, I think. She's got a shoe fetophile. Yeah, shoe-aholic. She's got a shoe fetish. Yeah, shoe-aholic works. Okay. Yeah. Shoe-ophile. Shoe-phile. Shoe-phile.

Alrighty. One to the ladies. Question number two. After almost three decades, which sports brand parted ways with Tiger Woods this month? Strady. Yes. Michael. Is it Nike? It is Nike. It ise. Yes, Michael. Is it Nike?

It is Nike. It is, of course, Nike. They've dropped the greatest golfer of all time. They're going elsewhere. One apiece. Question number three. How many wheels does a tricycle have? Tradees.

Michael just got in there. Three. Of course, it is three. That is two to the tradeies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Renee, to stay in it. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tradie.

Yes, Michael. Elton John. Elton John. He's got it. Well done. Come from behind, victory. I'm lucky, Renee. You were right there in it.

But, Michael, too good this afternoon. And you give the tradies their first win of the year. Well done, mate. Thank you. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this couple from Wellington who's in the news at the moment because they've spoken to the New Zealand Herald about an incident that occurred whilst they were on board a Qantas flight from Bangkok to Sydney at the end of last year.

Okay. They said they had concerns that arose when they noticed that some of their personal items that they'd placed on the floor below their feet were a bit wet, like midway through the flight. Okay. So there was a bag and a neck pillow and some of the stuff was a bit damp. Yeah. And they noticed that like midway through the flight okay so there was a bag and a neck pillow and some of the stuff was a bit damp yeah and they noticed that like midway through the flight and they just thought oh someone spilled some water down here and now our stuff's wet yeah and so they decided to move

that stuff into the overhead compartment and they kind of dried off the neck pillow and then use that neck pillow for a bit anyway it was about an hour later after the couple discovered something very disturbing when they noticed a pair of children's underwear under the seat. And the children's underwear were damp. They said the penny dropped upon the discovery of the underwear that all their stuff was sitting in wee. Yeah, it's wee.

It was wee? You had wee-wees on your neck pillow that you had around your head. They were forced to throw out $70 worth of items from the duty-free bag and, of course, the neck pillow because you're not using that again, are you? What were they buying from duty-free that wasn't waterproof? I'm not sure. A bottle of vodka, you could just rinse it off. It must have been stuff that wasn't vodka.

They said they'd been sitting in urine. Toblerone. Toblerone. You wouldn't have a Toblerone that had been peed on, would you? Nah. Because it's cardboard and foil. Yeah. That's pretty yuck.

They'd been sitting in urine for 10 hours of the trip. I'd be so grossed out. Like so grossed out. I'm going to say something that you won't agree with, but some people will. Yes. You said there were kids undies, right? Apparently, yeah.

Kid urine, less gross than adult urine. All urine gross. Kid urine. If it's not my own urine, I don't want to be sitting in no urine. All urine gross. Kid urine. If it's not my own urine, I don't want to be sitting in no urine. If the man in front of me had peed his seat and it had gone through onto the stuff under the seat and it was my stuff,

I'd be more grossed out than if it was like a toddler who had peed their pants by accident. I just don't want to sit in a stranger's urine. Don't get me wrong. It's not my preferred way to travel. Do you have some sort of fetish that we don't know about? Kids' urine. It's not the way I like to fly, you know.

Give me the piss seat, please. Put me back in the cattle class piss seat. So they want a refund from Qantas. So they've said, anyway, I think Qantas offered them originally 10,000 Qantas points for the inconvenience. Oh, yeah, what's 10,000 Qantas points for the inconvenience. Oh, yeah. What's 10,000 Qantas points worth? I'm not too sure, which the couple refused.

And they said, we don't know if we're going to fly Qantas again. We want a full refund, which Qantas did give them. They gave them a full refund. That seems a bit extreme. Qantas didn't pay on their stuff. Well, that's the thing. The airline could actually have done nothing in this situation. No, not true.

Even Air New Zealand couldn't stop me from peeing my seat if I wanted to. Yeah, but it's the airline's responsibility to have their cleaning contractors who are going in there to clean those seats. Oh, it wasn't fresh. It didn't happen on the flight. I think it was there from a previous flight. I thought a kid that was sitting in front of them during the flight had done the wheeze. Oh.

I think it was from a previous flight. Oh, no. Yeah, clean your plane. And the undies were there left over under their seat. Oh, do you know what's grosser than urine? What? Old urine. Yeah.

Stale. It's stale. Not ideal. But yeah, anyway, Qantas refunded them the money of the Bangkok to Sydney leg of the flight, which I think they deserve. But like you said, I mean... And as a thank you, the couple went to the New Zealand Herald and told the story.

Qantas is like, yeah, yeah, absolutely. We'll give you the money back for the flight. That's not a problem. We will sort this out. We will refund you. We're sorry that this happened to you. It's a great point you make. And then they're like, cool,

we're going to take it to the newspaper. We're going to're like, cool, we're going to take it to the newspaper. We're going to tell our story anyway. We're going to take it to the biggest newspaper in the country. Even though you've done right by us, we're going to go to the newspaper. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M, when did you ask for a refund? Yeah. And I want to know the situation.

Yeah. And then we will determine, like, if you deserved a full refund. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just tell us when you asked for it. We'll then decide whether you deserved it and then you can tell us whether you got it or not. Exactly. Okay.

We'll be like the, what do they call it? The small claims tribunal. Yeah, the tribunal. Yeah. Bree and Clint. I texted her and they said, we asked for a full refund from our wedding photographer two years after our wedding as we got no photos

or the album we paid for up front prior to the wedding. Two years? Two years they had received nothing. Okay, so they asked for a refund. You deserve a full refund. But I'd be really worried in that situation that if I asked for a refund that I would never get my photos. Yeah, that's so true.

And they'd go, cool, I'll give you your money back and I'll just delete your photos. My brother got married at the start of December. Yeah. They had, they've got their photos now. Yeah, we got our photos in two weeks. But then people like Matty McLean just released the video for his wedding 12 months on. But he

did ask for a 15 minute epic for his wedding video. Yeah, but he did ask for a 15-minute epic for his wedding video. Yeah, I think it was a bit more elaborate. Yeah. Let's go to Anna on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi. Tell us, Mae, what did you ask for a full refund for?

This was a few years ago. Me and my best friend decided to go do New Year's on the Gold Coast. Okay, lovely. Doing it on the cheek just out of uni. And so we Airbnb'd a room in some guy's apartment. Okay. And it was about 1 or 2 a.m. This guy had had friends over for drinks.

No biggie. Need to preface, the door didn't have a handle. It was just a door on some hinges to the table. I see where this is going. So about 1 or 2 a.m., our Airbnb host busts in through the door playing the bongos. You say he busted in playing the bongos? Yeah, asking us to come join drinks and what we're doing later. At 1 a.m.

Now, you guys weren't partying in that room at the time? No, no. You were trying to sleep. Okay, Brie and I are just going to have a quick deliberation about it. Okay, let's no. Okay. You were trying to sleep. Okay, Bree and I are just going to have a quick deliberation about it. Okay, let's discuss. Okay, so she wasn't there to party. Hired a room. It was his house, though.

An Airbnb, but he's obviously, so they're paying him for that room. They're clearly asleep. Yeah, was he? The bongo's putting on a show. Putting on a show, so that's free entertainment. Anna, was he wearing clothing? From memory serves, it was like a really old, ripped up muscle tee and some boardies.

Okay, so he had something on. Look, I'm going to, I think Clint and I here at the Tribunal at ZM, we're going to approve your full refund. Yeah, we approve your refund. So please tell us when you requested it, were you granted a refund from your bongo playing Airbnb host? Well, after sneaking out of the house when he was hungover asleep and requesting it online, yes, we did.

Smart! You did the right thing, Anna. You got the hell out of there. I busted into my room playing bongos. I do not know what I would do. I do not know what I would do. I don't know what I would do. What is the review that you leave that guy on Airbnb? Bad host, good bongos.

Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. He's actually at an NBA game right now. Ooh, who's playing? Okay, the LA Clippers are taking on the Oklahoma City Thunder. Right now, Russell Westbrook and James Harden are about six metres away.

Oh, my God. You wrote all those details down on your hand to remember them, didn't you, Dean? I had to snap a photo because you wouldn't believe me if I told you they're actually warming up before the game. Can you hear that? Yeah, amazing. It's a little back alley and they're literally, yeah, warming up.

I like the tall one that had Beyonce perform at his wedding. LeBron. The tall one, LeBron. Quote from Dean. Speaking of tall, good timing actually. News out today that Nicole Kidman actually lied about her height originally so that she could break into Hollywood. So good.

I loved this because, you know, it was obviously a really well-talked-about thing that she was much taller than Tom Cruise and a lot of her other co-stars. Because she was so tall and beautiful, she used to lie about her age and to basically get the dollars because when she was literally performing

alongside these shorter actors, I'm sorry, Russell Ransbrook is faking the ball riding. She would lie about her height so she could get the gig because the guys didn't want to be, you know, shortened by this stunning Leggy blonde. But in the end, we obviously revealed how tall she was because when you look on the screen, hello. Yeah.

Leggy Redhead, by the way, isn't she? Yeah. She's Redhead. Yeah. Dean,gy Redhead, by the way, isn't she? Yeah. She's Redhead. Yeah. Dean, what do you reckon the chances are you hand the phone to Russell Westbrook right now? Well, the thing is, I thought about doing that, but I might get into a hell of a lot of trouble.

I thought about it. I was like, oh, that'd be such a good moment. But, yeah, they might find me. Just say, hey, do you want to talk to Bree and Clint from New Zealand? And then they'll go, get this guy out of here immediately. So Nicole Kidman was saying she was shorter than she actually is. Yeah, because how tall is she? She's like 5'11".

5'11", I think. 5'11"? Yeah. 11. A lot taller than Tom Cruise. A lot taller than Tom Cruise, definitely. Who loves a Cuban heel. I've lied about my height before.

Have you? Yeah, to get on a roller coaster. There you go, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Fletch, Gwen and Hayley, this morning we're talking about the rumoured Coachella line-up. Did you hear that?

And the rumour that the Spice Girls were going to be headlining? I would be on the first flight out of here. Yeah, it's not true. Oh, gutters. It's not true. The official Coachella line-up has dropped. Still good. Lana Del Rey, Tyler, the Creator, Doja Cat, and No Doubt.

Oh, yeah, bit of Gwen Stefani in there. With Gwen Stefani reforming, yeah. Throwing it back to Gwen Stefani. Do you reckon No Doubt will do the Gwen Stefani solo tracks? Like the band will play like Hollaback Girl for her. I think they probably should. Or else it's going to be, you know. Oh, nah, no doubt Scott Banger's.

Okay, name five. Just a Girl. Underneath It All. It's My Life. Got three. Hella good. And, um. Oh, you're so close.

We're good. We're good? Yeah. I know we're good. We're good. Are you sure? Yeah. It's not coming up.

I'm pretty sure I'm right. I think you just made that one up. Ah, well. If you want to go and check out the full line-up, it's up at the Coachella Instagram account. Bree and Clint. God, it screams 90s, doesn't it? Yeah.

Like any movie that was made in the 90s had these songs. It sounds like 10 Things I Hate About You, eh? Yeah. Yeah, bangers. Okay, I said before that Terry Irwin, wife of the late, great Steve Irwin,

the Crocodile Hunter, has revealed that she has a raunchy tattoo. I need to know what, I need to know where, I need to know where. I need to know why. She was on stage presenting a talk at a veterinary conference in Orlando, Florida this week. Okay.

Her and Robert Irwin. Bob. So her and Steve's son. Yeah. I think he goes by Robert now, doesn't he? Does he? Yeah. He'll always be Bob to me.

What's the big job that he just got? He just booked the hosting gig for I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here Australia. Yeah. So he's a bonafide TV star now. He is. Terry Irwin said something that I don't think anyone wants to hear their mum say. Oh, no. At all, let alone on stage in front of thousands of people.

Which then gets uploaded to the internet and gets heard by millions of people. She got a star tattoo around her nipple, didn't she? So she found out that someone in the crowd had a Steve Irwin tattoo. Okay. Okay, that's how this whole thing came about. Have a listen to what Terry Irwin said on stage.

Someone here has a tattoo of Steve. I don't have a tattoo of Steve. I have a tattoo that says Steve was here. I don't think I can show it to you. Okay, anyway. Robert Owen at the end. Okay, anyway, move on. Let's move on, Mum.

So if it wasn't clear, the tattoo says Steve was here. So it was a lower back tattoo. Yeah, or a lower front tattoo. Or a lower anywhere tattoo. As long as it was lower, Steve was there. Oh, the Irwins, they're a funny bunch. That's such good value. You're right.

You would not expect that from Terry Irwin. I don't think she does. No. I think she was making a joke. Do you? Yeah. Do you? Listen to it again.

Do you reckon? Yeah, I think she was joking. Someone here has a tattoo of Steve. I don't have a tattoo of Steve. I have a tattoo that says Steve was here. I don't think I can show it to you. No, come on. Okay, anyway.

Possibly. Possibly. Anyway, let's just... Underneath those car keys. It's somewhere. Terry's a freak. Somewhere in there. Here's a weird Terry's a freak. Somewhere in there. Here's a weird question we want to ask you this afternoon.

Does your mum have a raunchy tattoo? Like it's not a tattoo that you would expect. Your mum to have. Your mum to have. And maybe you didn't find out about it until you were older. And it could be the placement of the tattoo. It could be the subject of the tattoo. Could be both.

Could be both. Could be both. Could be a tattoo that she got for a raunchy reason. Yeah. Like her in a one night stand in Las Vegas decided they'd go out and get. Matching tattoos. Yeah they'd go and get matching eight ball tattoos. Or something like that. 0800 dial

ZM. You can text these to 9696. We'll keep your mum anonymous. Yeah. We'll leave her name out of it. We'll leave her out of it altogether. She could be identified by the tattoo, though. Keep that in mind. I've seen that tattoo. I know that tattoo.

The question is, does your mum have a raunchy tattoo? Get in touch. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Terry Irwin has revealed that she has a very raunchy Steve Irwin tattoo. She said on stage at a conference that her and Robert Irwin, her son, were speaking at, that she has a tattoo in a location she can't reveal

that says Steve was here. Do you reckon he did the tattoo? I hope so. Like he actually got the tattoo gun? One drunken night in the outback. Get over here, Tezza. Let me whack a tattoo on you. I'm going to brand you.

He'd just found an endangered species of spider. I've just found my wife, Terry Irwin's butt cheek. He tagged and bagged her. Yeah. It can be quite venomous. You don't really want to hear that your mum has that tattoo, though. No. As Robert Irwin had to do.

I wonder if, does your mum have any tattoos? Not that I'm aware of. Not, my mum doesn that tattoo though. No. As Robert Irwin had to do. I wonder if, does your mum have any tattoos? Not that I'm aware of. Not, my mum doesn't have any. I should have called her and asked. Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure she doesn't. You're pretty sure my mum doesn't have any? No, I'm pretty sure my mum doesn't have any either.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll ask them. We should get them in and get them to get a tattoo. Hook them up to a lie detector. So we asked, does your mum have a raunchy tattoo? Steph's called up. Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi. Is, does your mum have a raunchy tattoo? Steph's caught up. Hi, Steph.

Hi, Steph. Hi. Is it you? You have the raunchy tattoo? Yes. And you are a mum? Yes. Okay.

First of all, how old are your kids? I have my little one and a half year old on my hip now. Okay. And I have a five year old and a nine year old. All right. And do have a five-year-old and a nine-year-old. All right. And do they know about the tattoo? I think my five-year-old would. Okay.

Because we still kind of like shower together. Okay. I don't think my nine-year-old remembers. No. Or maybe they can't even work out that it's raunchy. What is it? When you're ready, tell us what the raunchy tattoo is. The road sign for slippery when wet.

Oh, you're saucy. You're dirty, Seth. Do I dare ask where the slippery when wet tattoo is? I don't know. Nah, maybe we'll just leave it. We'll just figure it out. I want to know. I want to know.

I think you know. Let's just we'll just leave it. We'll just figure it out. I want to know. I want to know. I think you know. Let's just say we wear it as a badge down below. I'm using my imagination, Steph. You naughty thing. That beats Terry Owens. When did you get it, Steph? I was 19. And how old are you now?

Oh, 33. Any regrets? The way I got it, yeah. But not about the tattoo. Oh, no, it might get covered one day, but I just still think it's quite funny. Well, maybe when you're a bit older, you know, you might have to change it slightly.

You never know, I might get a bit of weight and it's quite funny. Well, maybe when you're a bit older, you know, you might have to change it slightly. You never know. I might get a bit of weight and it might cover it. Okay, thanks, Dip. That's perfect. Let's go to Mark on 800.000M. Hey, Mark. Hi, Mark. How you going, guys?

All right? Mate, it's going to be hard to top slippery when wet. Yeah, that certainly had me laughing. Yeah. Your mum got a raunchy tattoo, Mark? Mum's actually kind of got two. She's got one on each arse cheek herself. Okay.

I like it. She honestly would have got them done probably about the age of 30 and 35. And on one arse cheek, she's got a little wee cartoon red devil with a pitchfork. Oh, yes. And on the other butt cheek, she's got, if you can picture like those shadow cat things that you used to put on, like above your door. Oh, yeah, like a black cat. Yeah, same principle as that,

but it's like a witch riding a broomstick on the other butt cheek. What does it represent? Well, the devil, it's going to be a horny devil. Well, the devil, yes. Horny devil. And what's the other one? I don't really know that I want to know

what it represents. True. Mark, I'm, yeah. Horny devil. And what's the other one? Although I don't really know that I want to know what it represents. True. Mark, I'm not going to make you think about it anymore. It's made me. Dad's one's quite good, too, on his back. He's got the man off the zigzag picket tattooed on his back. Oh, yeah, that's a bit of fun. Dad's a stoner, but that's a bit of fun.

Your parents sound like a good time, Mark. Thank you. Someone texted and said, my mum has the top of a key pointing out of her inner thigh. The key to the magic... Oh, the magic carpet ride. A whole new world. There you go.

You never know what mum's hiding, eh? Mum's lived her life. She could have anything under there. Exactly. My mum has a NYPD police badge in the tramp stamp location. My mum has a lovely greenstone tattoo, but it's in the tramp stamp area. She didn't know it was the tramp stamp area.

Yeah, there's a lot of people back in the day that got that area done that regret it. Apparently it's one of the places that hurts the most to get it lasered off. Does it really? Yeah. Keep it then. Keep it. Yeah, keep it. Why not? They'll come back into fashion. Time to play some Google Down.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk. Here we go. Google Down. Punk. Here we go. Google Down. The first game of 2024. We're back.

Producer Ella's still on holiday, so film producer Pixie will be joining us for a game. Pixie, you ever Googled down before? Do you know how to do this? I've never Googled down, but I've heard it being played. Yeah. You would have done it in your everyday life. Yeah, I'm a big Googler. I reckon she's fast, too. Yeah, she I've heard it being played. Yeah. You would have done it in your everyday life. Yeah, I'm a big Googler.

I reckon she's fast too. Yeah, she's a Gen Z-er. Yeah. I reckon she's going to be onto it. Here's how it works. So I put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the first most common answer that comes up for these exact questions.

When you think you have the answer, just yell it out. If you're the first one with the correct answer, I'll give you a point. First person to three points wins the game. Sounds good. We've got people waiting on the phones who have texted through names of the person they think is going to win. So they will pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Let's kick it off with question number one. How old is Tate McRae? 20. 20. 20.

I feel like Claudia just got in there before you, Clem. But I said it louder and faster. You did say it louder, but Claudia said it first, and you know the rules. Just got in. She is 20 years old. Did you guys know she was on Canada's So You Think You Can Dance? Was she?

I missed that season of So You Think You Can Dance. I know, I've seen every other one. Okay, one point to Claude. Question number two. What is the next most popular seasoning other than salt and pepper? Oh no. Onion.

Clint's out. Mustard powder? Paprika. Garlic. Pixie was the first. Everyone had a wrong answer and then Pixie got the first right answer in there. It is garlic. That is what comes up for that exact question.

All right. One to Pixie, one to Claude. Is garlic a seasoning? I don't know. I guess you use it to flavour your food, right? Garlic powder, I guess. Yeah. Garlic powder.

All right. Here we go. Question number three. What was voted as the best beach in the world in 2023? Lucky Bay in Esperance, Western Australia. Cochradens Beach. Clint, that's incorrect. Pixie, that is correct.

Cochradens Beach in Thailand. She said Cochradens. Closer than you. I knew what she meant and I will award her the point. God, she's doing well the first time. A beginner's luck will say. Cotcradence sounds like you need to go to the doctor. Cotcradence.

Get a cream. All right, here we go. Question number four. Who invented the Rubik's Cube? Erno Rubik. Every word is wrong. I'm going to give Clint the W on that one. Erno Rubik, the Hungarian inventor, invented the Rubik's Cube. So there we go.

Okay, one to Claude, two to Pixie and one to Clint. Question number five. Everyone's still in this game. What is the most expensive country in the world to live? Monaco. Monaco. God, she's went in with a guess. I knew that one already.

And it is correct. Wow. We forgot to tell you that if you want to have a straight guess, you can in this game. And Pixie, the first timer. Karen, you picked Pixie in her first ever game, and it's won you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Karen, you picked Pixie in her first ever game and it's won you 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Congratulations. Oh, good. Well done, Pixie. Nice work, Karen. Way to back the newcomer. That was good. That was a good match. Is everyone else amazed?

Thank God Pixie's only here for one week. Can't keep up with that. She has to come back next week to try and defend her title. There's a new Spotify hack that's about to blow up.

Everyone's posting it to their Instagram story at the moment. It's not that Spotify DJ that came out at the end of last year. The AI DJ? Yeah.

Nah, that didn't really take off, eh? Not really. All the radio DJs were like, oh no. Then we're like, it's coming for us. We're fine. And then it's like, oh no! Then we're like, it's coming for us! We're fine. Oh no, we're fine.

I don't want to listen to a computer. Not really. This is a fun one. So we can all do it. Everyone grab your phones and open your Spotify app on your phone. Okay. What this does is it's actually quite a good playlist that you can listen to too. It's called your day list and it's

not your daily mix, but it's like songs that you can listen to too. It's called your day list and it's not your daily mix but it's like songs that you like and I think it changes up depending on what time of day you tell it to search for this playlist. But it's the title of your playlist that is interesting and what it does because it's drawing from your algorithm music

that you like and then it's putting that in there and then it's looking at the genres and the type of music in there and then it gives it a title which relates to you. Okay. And then it's putting that in there and then it's looking at the genres and the type of music in there and then it gives it a title which relates to you. Gotcha. So if you go to the search function, push the little magnifying glass. Yes.

Type day list. One word. One word, day list. D-A-Y-L-I-S-T. Should be a little playlist there with a sun on it. Blue background with a little sun. Yeah.

Click on it and there should be a title of your playlist there. Ooh. I feel like it relates. It does relate. This is where it's interesting. So, for example, the title of my day list.

Yes. Indie Sleaze Hipster Afternoon. That doesn't sum me up at all. That's not it. Indie Sleaze Hipster Afternoon. That's so good. It sounds about right. Let's see if it sums Bree up.

Bree, what's the title of your day list on Spotify? My day list for this afternoon is powerful bilingual afternoon. That's you. That's you. Powerful bilingual afternoon. I speak a little Italian. I know the swear words. Her tongue knows the way around the vowels.

Claudia, what's the title of your day list? Mine is rainy day, melancholy Wednesday afternoon. Oh, my God, that's so you. I bet Hoobastank is on that playlist as well. Almost, yeah, almost guaranteed. And what about... There it is. Pixie, we don't know a lot about you yet.

We're kind of just getting to know you. You're Gen Z'd. This might tell you something about me. You're young. What does your playlist say? Mine is Surf Music Beach Wednesday afternoon. Oh, that feels right. You've got that vibe. She wears baggy dickies and things like that. Oh my god, that is so you.

Don't say baggy dickie around me again. That was the title of my playlist yesterday, baggy dickie around me again That was the title of my playlist yesterday Baggy dicky You wanna do it? More like saggy dicky Go and type in daylist Hey

Into Spotify If you've got a good one You can text it to us on 9696 What's the title of your daylist on Spotify? Bree and Clint Tough Wrestling Afternoon It is What music do you listen to

To get tough wrestling afternoon as your playlist? Music that's good for wrestling. Yeah. You know? Just get down and dirty. I don't know what wrestlers listen to. Just the John Cena theme song. Oh, yeah.

Do-da-da-da. That'd be a tune. I want to talk about this tweet this woman sent out where she went over to her mum's house and she sat down to a meal and one of the meals tasted a bit weird. Okay. And here's the tweet that she sent out. She said, I told my mum that her apple pie tasted a little weird this year. And she goes, really?

I always use the exact same recipe. The nutmeg was a little bit clumpy. Maybe it didn't blend well. She takes out the jar to show me and after a very long pause, I say, mum, this jar's 24 years expired. It's been expired for 24 years. Wow. it's been expired for 24 years. Wow.

To be honest, and fair to mum though, that's the same nutmeg that has been in the apple pie for the last 23 times that you've eaten it. It's been expired. So maybe it's just now gone bad. Oh, you're saying maybe the real expiry date on something like nutmeg... Is 23 years. Is 24 years after what they say it is.

Yes. It's kind of like, you know, when you're driving around and your car says you've got 50 kilometres of petrol left. BS. You've got at least. You've got at least 100. Yeah. At least.

Oh, at least 100? At least 100. You reckon 100? Yeah, you got double. Okay. Like, obviously it varies car to car. In how you're driving. In how you're driving.

But I reckon at least 100. Do we think nutmeg goes off? I wouldn't think it went off. It's just a spice. It's just dried nut, isn't it? I don't know what it is. Don't look at me. What's nutmeg?

I don't know. I think it's... It's ground nutmeg, isn't it? Yeah. And what is nutmeg? It's nutmeg. It's a nut, isn't it. What's nutmeg? I don't know. I think it's... It's ground nutmeg, isn't it? Yeah. And what is nutmeg? It's nutmeg. It's a nut, isn't it? It's nutmeg.

It's nutmeg. Yeah. Oh, my God. What's nutmeg? What is nutmeg? You're not allowed to Google it. Don't Google it. Everyone guess what nutmeg is.

I'm going to say it's a nut that's been dried and ground. I'm going to say it's not a nut. Not a nut? Nah. What is it? It's a spice. Is it a root? It's a spice? Yeah. I'm going to say it's not a nut. Not a nut? Nah. What is it? It's a spice. Is it a root? It's a spice?

Yeah. Claudia, what's nutmeg? I googled it early. Yeah, do you want me to guess or not? Nah, you can reveal. It's a seed. A seed. Of course it is.

Yeah, a tree. How misleading. It's a seed. Which most spices are seeds, aren't they? A seed from a tree? Yeah, it's a tree seed. From Yeah, a tree. Hummus leading. Which most spices are seeds, aren't they? A seed from a tree? Yeah, it's a tree seed. From the nutmeg tree. God, this is some good radio.

Can you bottle this up and put it into the radio awards, please? Yeah, absolutely. They make mace from the covering of the seed. It's getting better. I mean, if people are just too new. Yeah, like pepper spray stuff. That you spray at the offenders. Juniper berries in gin.

What? Sorry, I just wanted to be a part of... Potatoes. Vodka. Delish. I just wanted to be a part of it. Let's talk about... I'm going to throw up an item.

Producer Claude, Phil and Producer Pixie, Clint, and then we can all decide if we reckon this food actually goes off. Does the expiry date apply to these foods? Yes. Okay, ready? First one, Parmesan cheese. Ooh. I reckon the expiry date is way longer than what it says, though.

Yes. My nonna would grate the cheese with the mould on it. Oh, no. It goes for me when it gets mould on it. No, you can eat it. 100%. The Parmesan, not regular cheese really hard parmesan but really hard parmesan if it's got mold on it that's when it's extra good oh no thank you

all right well you're the italian we'll take the word for it absolutely eggs yes who said no well i would be very cautious about them i would do the float test you think no we're saying do you think oh wait what what's the question do they expire no the test. Do you think, no, we're saying do you think, oh wait, what? What's the question? Do they expire? No, the question is do you think they can go longer than the expiry? Yeah. Yeah. So no. The answer is no. I think so. Oh, longer than the expiry? Yeah.

Slightly. Slightly? Like how long? But they definitely expire. Definitely expire. Okay, sweet. Yeah. But I reckon at least a couple of weeks. I'll give them two weeks. If they're in the fridge. Maybe a week. If they're in the fridge, a couple of weeks. Yeah.

Put your eggs in the fridge. Put your eggs in the fridge. Come on, people. Toilet paper. What? No. Toilet paper doesn't expire. Does toilet paper expire?

No. No. Yeah, now that I've said it out loud, it was a dumb one to put in. I'd wipe my bum with a roll from the 70s. Absolutely. Me too. Might be a bit rough. I'd like with a roll from the 70s. Absolutely, me too. Might be a bit rough. I'd like to see how they lived back then.

Yeah, me too. Okay, on the same vein as that, deodorant. No. Roll on or? Spray. Spray. I'd probably still use it, but I don't know if it would work. The active ingredient in deodorant is aluminium,

and that doesn't go off. So you reckon it doesn't go off? No, there's no way it goes off. Okay, interesting. What about chewing gum? Yeah, because it goes all crumbly. It goes all soggy. Yeah.

You wouldn't look at the expiry and be like, yeah, chuck that out. It's only when you put it in your mouth and it's all like, yeah. And it just kind of disintegrates. If the paper wrapping on the pieces of extra feels waxy, don't eat it. It's not good. Don't eat it. It's not good. Here's one, soy sauce. Oh, so salty.

I don't reckon it goes off. Me neither. I reckon it's good to go. Grab that in a zombie apocalypse. You'll have it for ages. The sushi that you put the soy sauce on definitely goes off. Within a day. Canned tuna?

No. Oh, you're good to go. Good to go. I think it's that lasts for ages. There's no air in it. If I was in that show, The Last of Us, and I came across the Sea Lord factory, tuck in.

That's where you should be building a fort. Yeah. Give me that old ass tuna. The last ones that I've got is rice and flour. Yeah, or uncooked rice. Uncooked rice. Yeah, flour goes off because it's full of weevils. Yeah, if the bag's open, I wouldn't go near it.

Yeah, and I reckon rice is the same. I reckon rice is a breeding ground for... I feel like you've got years on those two items. Nah, not years. Pick the weevils out, you're good to go. Oh, yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. But right here, right now, it's birthday banger time. You call us up. Tell us your birthday. We do the math, the statistics, all the other stuff that doesn't relate anything to what we're doing behind the scenes. And we figure out what was number one when you turned 16. We do some calculus.

Carlin is here. Hi, Carlin. Hi, Carlin. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you going? Yeah, good, good. Oh, good to hear, Carlin.

We need your birthday so we can do our little computer thing. Sweet. So it's 20th of November, 1997. All right, Carlin. That means you were 16 in 2013. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. 16 animals. Oh, what a banger.

I feel like it suits Carlin. You get Martin Garrix, the Dutch DJ, and animals. What do you reckon, Khaled? Oh yeah, it's a good banger It's a good banger Bloody slaps hard, that does Martin Garrix went on to be very successful I reckon he peaked really hard on his first song though

This is the best Martin Garrix song This was an absolute tune Who did the song, Let Me Take A Selfie? The Chainsmokers What? Yeah That's nothing like the Chainsmokers these days. So much so that you're not even allowed to ask the Chainsmokers

about that song when you interview them. Did you know that? Yes, I did. They try to distance themselves from it. Who did the Albatross song? I don't know. Carlin, you get Martin Garrix. Let's go and do a birthday banger for Ben.

Kia ora, Ben. I think it might be Becky. Oh. We lost Ben for a second, but we got Becky. G'day, Becky. Hang on a second. Here we go.

Hey, Becky. How you going? I'm good, but I thought I was number three. Yeah, well, we're missing Ben, so let's do you number two. We've pushed you forward, Becky. I'm reliable.

You are reliable. Reliable Becky. Not like Ben. Give us your birthday, Becky. Let's do your birthday banger. 13th of December, 1974. All right, Becky. You were 16 in 1990.

And we've done the math, the calculations. This is your birthday banger. Oh, come on. Nice, nice, Becky. Oh, tune, Becky. My 11-year-old is dancing around the lounge today. Yeah, yeah. It's a tune.

It's a great one from Vanilla Ice. You love him, you hate him. All right, start. Obviously sampling a Queen song. Yeah. We're just waiting to see if we get Ben back. If we don't, it's a two-horse race. Is Ben gone? We'll give him a five, a four, a three, a two, and a one.

Oh, that's sad. Well, Ben, if you're listening, I do have your birthday here, so we can still do your birthday banger. Your birthday, 16th of August, 1984, so you were 16 in 2000, and here it is. I don't want to rock and here it is. It's a goodie as well. But it can't win because he's not here.

I like Robbie Williams so much more after watching the documentary. Really good, eh? So good. I just love that you get to know him a lot more. We've got Ben. Ben! It's Robbie Williams. Are you happy with that? Oh, what a good one. It's a great one, Ben.

Okay, wait there. I'm going to vote for Vanilla Ice. Are you? Yeah. I'm voting Martin Garrick's Animals. Okay. Claudia, you've got the decider. You can choose Robbie Williams as well. What's it going to be? I kind of want to see what happens.

I want to play animals. You're going to play Martin Garrett animals? Carlin, come through to the winner's circle, baby. Well done, Carlin, from 2013. It's your birthday banger, Martin Garrett. I feel like I'm going to regret this. No, it's a tune. It's a tune.

Good choice, good choice. Yeah, nice it's a tune. It's a tune. Good choice. Yeah, nice work, Carlin. Not many words involved. Just a lot of hard beats. Brian Clint. It's a birthday banger on ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, and Clint. Zedian Bree and Clint.

The winner of Birthday Banger today from Martin Garrix, it's Animals from the year 2013. Yeah, no regrets. It got Bree and I talking about that era of dance music where it was just all build up and then basically one line. One of my favourites was from a band or a DJ. I don't even know what they were, but Karmada. Is this it?

This is it. Oh, this is a chain. It only has one word in the whole song. See if you can pick it. Maybe. Swag. Maybe. Maybe.

Doesn't work as well with a Kiwi accent Maybe Maybe Yeah, banger That's good, that's good I want to talk about this TikTok I saw that's blowing up at the moment And it's this girl that lives in New York City And she's sharing stories from her past

You know how people do that where they're like, this one time I met this celebrity? Anyway, the story that she shared online that's going absolutely bonkers at the moment was about one of her ex-flatmates, someone she used to live with 10 years ago who's now very famous. Okay. She doesn't name the person as they do because they never name them because they don't want to get sued.

But she talks about how this flatmate who's now uber famous, a model at the time when she lived with her was a Victoria's Secret model. Oh, okay. And it wasn't just her and this other girl. There's a few other people that lived in the flat. And when they all, you know, they were all young in their early 20s. She was a Victoria's Secret model. And she also said she lived with some other models.

But when this girl moved in, they all started noticing certain things go missing. Okay. And, like, she was booking, like, this girl said she was booking, like, big gigs. Ten years ago, that was the pinnacle of modelling to be a Victoria's Secret angel. And this girl was making like good money but stuff started to go missing around the flat.

But that was not where it finished. Take a listen to what eventually happened to this girl in the flat. But I started to notice that things were going missing in the apartment one day she came into the apartment and she was wearing the shirt that i wore two days prior and i knew it was my shirt because it still had my orange makeup at the top

and that wasn't her shade and also it's a really unique shirt i have another glass of wine and look at the girls and say girls i know what i'm tonight. I'm going through all of her stuff. And that's what I did. And I was horrified to find that she stole things from every single person in the apartment. Weird things like pen and cups. But this is the grossest part. She would keep all of her trash, dirty, used tissues

that she would, you know, wipe her nose, her butt butt like you'd see like poo on them she'd keep them all in her suitcase that was kept in our apartment oh and now she's like super famous and doing really well and ever since that summer she's blown up and just makes so much money and you guys love her on this app oh my god i need to know who it is who is it i need to know who it is. Who is it? I need to know who it is. When I tell you I did not walk, I ran to the comments to see. But people were, there were so many different guesses and people kind of saying, is it this person or is it that person? I Googled most famous Victoria's Secret models. And even then.

There's so many. There's so many, including people like Giselle Bündchen and Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum. They're all too old. It's not going to be them. They're too old to be in this category. But you said you think it could be Cara Delevingne. That's what people were saying in the comments.

But there was heaps of people. But a lot of people were saying Cara Delevingne. Yeah. Yeah. But we don't know. We don't know. Is Carly Kloss? Carly Kloss could be in that category.

She fits the era, doesn't she? Yeah, she does. There's multiple guesses. I reckon there's going to be like a contingent, if this TikTok goes any further, of all these former Victoria's Secret models who get together and go, it was not us.

We are not the pooey tissue people. We didn't poo in the suitcase, okay? It was not us. That's rancid, though. To find out that, well, it'd be really hard to find out that your flatmate's stealing from you. Yeah. Because that's under your own roof. But then imagine, like, uncovering a suitcase full of this person's trash, including shitty toilet paper.

You actually can't call them out on that one, though. You can only call them out on the, because you went into their room to find it. You can only call them out on that one though. You can only call them out on the, because you went into their room to find it. You can only call them out on the theft, right? Yeah, but I mean, I would suggest getting rid of that. Would you have a flat meeting to get rid of them or would you just move out? So in the end, the girl goes on to say that once they found the suitcase,

they kicked her out straight away. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I want to her out straight away. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I want to know who it is. Yeah. But, I mean, I feel like that's cause to get evicted. Like a shitty toilet paper suitcase is cause to get evicted. This is flatting life for so many people, though,

because quite often you don't know that much about the people that you choose to share a toilet with. I mean, not this exact situation, but I'm sure there's stuff that goes down in flats all the time where you're just kind of, I can't believe this is happening. 0800 dial ZM or you can text it into 9696. Our question for you this afternoon is, have you had a crazy flatmate? Like what were they doing that you found out

where you were just like, this is wild. And how did you deal with it as well? We can keep you anonymous if you need. We'd love to hear your stories. Everyone strap in. These stories are wild. We're asking you this afternoon, did you have a crazy flatmate? Maybe you're still living with them.

It's terrifying. Terrifying. Some of these stories, terrifying. Let's start with Steph on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Steph. G'day, Steph. Hi. Now, are you safe or are you still living with this person right now?

No, I'm not living with them anymore. Okay, good. I haven't lived with them for a couple of years. Okay, good. Good to hear you're out of the situation. What went down? So basically, we were living with this girl and we had known her through some people,

but we weren't directly friends with her until she moved in with us. And we went through the stage where we were losing random things in our flat. We couldn't figure out where they were going. It was just the odd things like mugs or chargers, but it was like things that meant something and were being used regularly. So we were really confused. Okay.

And so we thought maybe it was some of our friends playing a prank on us that were coming over. It was our uni flat. So coming over and drinking at our flat and all of that. Yeah, okay. And she actively was accusing all of our friends to the point of bringing them and accusing them on the phone. Right.

That she had taken things. And at that point, we didn't know until one night she went out and asked us to put out some spare keys. And we went into her room to get her spare keys to put out for her and found basically all of the stuff that we'd been looking for in her room. She's a kleptomaniac. Yeah. It was quite wild. She's a chaos agent She just wanted to take the most useful things

And then accuse everybody else of doing it No Yeah And then So we were sort of like Oh my god what do we do And we were all sitting in the lounge Sort of just in a bit of shock

And she came home Yeah And knocked on the back door And was like Hi guys I'm home And we were just sort of sitting there In shock And then the next day

we sort of just had to confront her about it and she just broke down crying and we had no idea what to do and we were trying to be really nice about it because we thought something might have been going on. But I said to her, could you just put everything

that's not yours out into the lounge and we'll deal with it and then she didn't. Even though you knew she had it. What? Yeah, pretty much. So then we had to ask her again for our stuff back. And it was just really awkward. Oh, my God.

That sounds horrible. Terrible situation. You're trying to deal with it like sensitively. She's crying. She's like upset and then she's like, no, I'm just going to keep it. Someone texted her and said, my partner and I used to live with my workmate in our house that we bought. We both worked at a vet clinic and we found out that she was stealing drugs

from work and using them at home. Okay. Safe to say she evicted herself when she found out that we knew. Thank goodness to know we were just about to have our first baby. What do you reckon she was doing? Was she taking the cat worming tablets? Maybe. I reckon she was definitely taking the horse tranquilizers.

Probably more likely. Let's go to Mo on 0800. Hi, Mo. Hi, Mo. Hey, Kieran. How's it going? We're good, thank you. What's your crazy flatmate story? Oh, Mo. Hi, Mo. Hey, Kieran. How are you doing? Good, thank you. What's your crazy flatmate story?

Oh, dude. I can't believe. So this is when, you know, back at university, okay, and he used to stay in this loft in Terrace. Okay. Two-bedroom situation, you know, a few people upstairs, people downstairs. Okay.

And we had international students living with us from Bangladesh. He just returned from overseas. And we knew that he had a girlfriend, you know, he's ready to sort of get married. And, you know, you talk with flat and stuff. So one morning, really rather early morning, I should say, I woke up and I'm coming down from my upstairs bedroom and I looked down and there he was, you know, on the video call with his then girlfriend, just having a good old time, chucking his chicken. Oh, no! Okay. No.

What, in the living room? In the shared space. In the living room. Now, bear in mind, there is a time difference, right? So I think it was ideal timing for them. But anyway, so I went back in the room. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

I don't care if the time zones have lined up. Yeah. I walked out of the doodah. I forgot about the look. You didn't go to your other flatmate to look before you did anything about it. Oh, no. We didn't did anything about it. Oh, no. We didn't do anything about it at all. We just literally just went back into the room and I'm like, okay.

Yeah, because he's not hurting anybody, is he? I mean, it's very awkward, but he's not technically. It would hurt my eyeballs. Yeah, but he said it was very early in the morning. I'm thinking like 2, 3 in the morning. He probably didn't want to get caught. Why is he in the living room? Maybe they didn't have wireless. Maybe they didn't have. Yeah, to 3 in the morning. He probably didn't want to get caught. But why is he in the living room? Maybe they didn't have wireless.

Maybe they didn't have... Yeah, to plug into the router. Yeah, Mo probably got the extender after that. Finally, Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Oh, hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Can you top that? What's your crazy flatmate story? Well, this was, again, back in the day at uni and came home one afternoon to find a card on our kitchen table The cops had raided your house? Okay. pot and they'd been watching him for some time and yeah, so they'd confiscated a whole lot of stuff including my flat and other flatmates computer with their thesis on it. Oh no. So were they growing weed

in the flat and you didn't even know? Yeah. Where was it? Yeah, where was it? Yeah, in his wardrobe and up in the ceiling. Oh my god. Jeez, you would add some big power bills. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, I can't figure out.

We've stopped using the heat pump. Are the New Zealand police the most polite police force in the world? They come in, raid your house, tip all your stuff out, and then they leave you a little card to say, hi, sorry, that was us. Boxer Cadbury favourites are there as well. Hey, just been through the flat. That's wild. That is wild.

Did you ever have a conversation with your flatmate after this all went down? Yeah, no, he moved out pretty shortly after. I reckon he would have. Anna, tell us honestly, did you have any idea that it was going on before the police came? No, really, I didn't. Wow. I believe't. Wow.

I believe Anna. I believe her. That's a good criminal. That's unreal. Brie and Clint, speaking of criminals, next Brie's been pulled over by the police. Oh, yeah. It all went down on the holidays, got pulled over by the police.

It was probably in one of the worst times that I could have got pulled over. Oh, okay. And not because I'd been drinking. Yeah, I was going to say, that sounds like the worst. That sounds horrible. I was drunk and speeding. It was a really bad time for me. No, we'll talk about Nick.

Bree and Clint. Need to tell you about something that happened to me over the holidays. Got pulled over by the police in probably, you know, just wasn't great timing for me. Yeah. And like I said before, it's not because I'd been drinking. I hadn't had anything to drink. It was early in the morning.

The only other time I know of you being pulled over is we... Oh, no. Claude, you don't know this story. I haven't heard this one. Brie got pulled over on the motorway by the police. And I don't know, what had you been eating? You'd been eating something. I went to... I've been to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yeah. And she had her pants undone. Oh, no. Fly down, button undone, jeans wide open. They pulled me over because I was trying to get my pants undone and I'd swerved a little bit. So is it better or worse than that? Oh, it's probably on par.

Okay. Probably on par. So got back, spent a bit of time in Australia and I came back and we were going to Golden Lights, a festival, that afternoon. And I was like, oh, I just really want to go get a spray tan and feel fresh. I want to go get a spray tan and feel fresh. So I've woken up early and I've went down to my spray tanning place and let's just say like I – when I go to the spray tanning place,

I look rough, right? Oh, okay. I just washed my hair. Yeah. So my hair was crazy and it was up in like a real messy bun, terrible. You can't wear any make-up. Can't wear any make-up and. Can't wear nice clothes.

I, any clothes really. So I had no bra on, no underwear. Like I literally just had my tanning smock. I'm going to call it. It was a tanning smock. I've gone to the tanning place, got my tan, and anyone who's had a spray tan before knows after you leave the spray tanning place, it's super dark. Yeah. Like, because you wash it off. Yeah. So I'm sticky, I'm super dark, and I'm extra dark because I've got the express tan, which is quite a dark one. Develops faster, eh, but goes on darker.

Yeah, exactly. So picture me. I'm in my schmock. No bra. Doing blackface. No undies. I've still got the paper G string on. And let's just say I'm not a small, titted lass.

I'm a double D. I'm not someone who, like... You should make that your Instagram bio. Let's just say I'm not a small-titted lass. You know, I've got a fair handful, and I'm not someone who walks around ever with no bra on. I'm just not. Anyways, I've hopped in

my car, and I've headed back to go home, and it's early in the morning. It's like 10 o'clock in the morning, and I've went to get back onto the the motorway and as I've turned the corner, I was like, oh, no, here's the police. A random breath test has been set up. Oh, okay. And as I'm approaching it, I've realised the state of what I look like

and I look ahead and obviously it's at random so, you know, they pull a couple of people over and then they let people through. And I was like, please not today. Not today. Let me through today. If there's any day, let me through. Nah.

Well, it's not random, the ones that they let through and the ones they check. They would have looked at you, seen that you look like you'd been dragged backwards through a bush and they would have been like, she's had a rough night. Breath test her. Jesus. When I realised I was a rough night, breath test her. Jesus.

When I realised there was a male cop, he's on his own. Yeah. And he's waved me in. He's like, no, you can stop. And I was like, oh, no, here we go. And I look horrendous. I'm rolling my window down and I was like, do I say something about the obvious state that I'm in

or do I just let it slide? Because they would see some people in some serious states. In real bad states. Yeah. Okay. What do you think I decided to do? Do I let it slide or do I just talk about the elephant in the room off the bat? Surely you just have to go, sorry, I look awful.

I've just had a spray tan. Surely that's all you've got to do i pull up roll down my window i look at him straight in the face we lock eyes my real dark face and i said bad time to be pulled over and i said so sorry i've just come from getting a spray tan. Yeah. And he goes without skipping a beat, he goes, don't worry, that won't show up on the breathalyser. I thought you were going to say, let you off. Anyway, so I've done the breathalyser. It's all good to go. And as I'm driving, he goes, don't worry, it'll look better once you have a shower. I'm not even joking Imagine Imagine If somehow

You'd failed And they had to book you Imagine your mugshot Imagine the police photo They'd have of you on file Can you imagine And then it gets leaked And I probably

And then we publish it On our Instagram account Okay let's not talk about what ifs It was bad enough You never know Holy moly. And what's the moral of the story? Always, always wear a bra in public.

Don't drink and drive. Wear a bra in public. All the good things. And keep the paper G on. Keep the paper G on. Bree and Clint. This week, the Foo Fighters return to New Zealand. For the first time in years, they're doing three enormous shows

in Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch, and there is a Kiwi band that is opening for the Foos. They're called Dick Move, and the lead vocalist, Lucy Sutter, joins us on the phone right now. Hi, Lucy. G'day, Luce. Hello. Hi, how's it going?

First of all, great name for a band, Dick Move. Thank you. How did that even come about, Lucy? Did someone just randomly say it and you all had a laugh and then you're like, actually, that's quite a good name? Pretty much. Everyone always asks me that in interviews. I wish I had a better story, but we were thinking of names

and someone said that and we were like, hey, that works because the things that we're singing about are generally Dick Moves. I like it. It kind of just works. Yeah, totally. Is it true that Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters personally selected your band, Dick Move, to be the opening act? Yeah, well, we were put forward by Frontier. So we were put forward with a whole bunch of bands.

So the Foo Fighters and their management, they personally chose us. So we felt very, very stoked about that. That's so cool. What was your reaction when you got the call that you had been personally selected? Did you believe it or were you just like, is this a dream? I didn't even know that we'd been put forward. And so when Lulu...

They didn't even ask you. That's a real dick move. Such a dick move. Yeah, no, I think someone in the band knew. So when my band mate said uh do you want to do you want to play for the football fighters and i was i thought it was a joke because i was like what that's crazy but then yeah she said that we'd been chosen so of course i was like hell yeah hell yeah it's like being chosen by rock jesus yeah like handpicked they

are the biggest rock band on the planet Right now, so it's huge Is it true that they are You're really not helping my nerves But no pressure, it's not that big of a deal Lucy, I mean It's only like make or break, career defining opportunity Stop it It's like when Kanye got to open for you too

But I mean I don't want to put any pressure on her Yeah We all feel very nervous about it now but we're hoping that when we get out there and can hopefully connect to a few people in the crowd. And this interview is not helping you, Lucy, obviously. I love it. Gas me up. Yeah, totally, totally.

I need to know, Lucy, because this is a big opportunity. We need to talk serious things here. Have you taken the opportunity to put outrageous things on your rider? Because food fighters are fitting the bill. So what are you putting on there? They can afford it. Yeah. Our rider is always the same.

And I don't think we have really changed it for this. It's a couple of boxes of beer. Yeah. A couple of boxes of non-alcoholic beer because we've got a couple of non-drinkers in the band. Yeah. Some bananas and cheese and crackers and buttery chard for me. I drink chardonnay. So a couple of non-drinkers on the band. Some bananas and cheese and crackers, and buttery chard for me. I drink chardonnay, so a couple of bottles of chardonnay. I love it.

It's a buttery chard for you. Where is the pig on a spit? Where are the eight kittens? Pretty humble Kiwi band there, not really taking the piss. Bananas are the least rock and roll thing I've ever heard, but I like it. I think next time. Great free show. Great free show set.

I think next time you just need to put something real random on there, like a helmet filled with custard. Yeah. We're talking to Lucy. She's the lead singer of Dick Move. They're the Kiwi band who are going to open for the Foo Fighters this weekend in Auckland and then in Christchurch and then in Wellington. These are stadium shows.

We talked about being nervous before. I want to know what you do to calm the nerves before a big show. Is it like a nervous poo? What do you do? There'll definitely be probably 10 nervous poos. And I don't know, a couple of shots of whiskey, I think. Oh, yeah. That's always good.

You didn't put that on your rider, though, so you're going to have to BYO whiskey. Yeah, I mean, who knows? Dave might give us some. Yeah. He will. He's the best guy ever. By all accounts, he sounds like a really cool guy.

And there's another, something else that's really cool about them is that apparently wherever they go on tour, they always get a female-fronted punk band to open, like a local band. I didn't know that. That's awesome. Doesn't surprise me, though. He's a very cool guy. Yeah. Well we're very excited. It's gonna be

so cool. These shows are gonna be enormous. And if people are listening and you're going to that Foo Fighters show, get along early and support a Kiwi band. So Dick Move, they'll be opening for the Foo Fighters. If you want to check them out, you can find them at the best Instagram handle I've heard in ages.

It's Dick Moves Dick Pics on Instagram. Brilliant. Lucy Sutter. Thanks so much for talking to us and best of luck. See you, Lucy. Thank you so much.

That's Lucy from Dick Moves. Still some Foo Fighters tickets if you want to get along there, you can find the details at ZM Online.