ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th July 2024

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

Mamma Di prank with Steve Price How do we say RANT Channing Tatum news Bree might be on to something See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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KFC's Hot and Spicy is back here for a good time, not a long time. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM Free and Clean show in the history of professional radio. Dead Amp 3 and Clint. Happy State of Origin Day, y'all.

I am. Best day of the year. You know why? Because it's not only State of Origin Day, it's State of Origin Decider Day. And it's Hump Day. Game three, which means it all comes down to this. Queensland versus New South Wales. Who will take it out?

Which also means another prank on Mumadon. Can you tell that Brie's excited? I'm so excited. This is like my Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like football Christmas. How good? Yeah.

Brie and Clint. It's the treatyie versus lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, the tool shed has all the good stuff, including the prizes we get to give away, like the water blaster worth $199 and $50 cash.

Need I remind you the score? The tradies on 53, the ladies on 62. Did you update that score yesterday? Yes, the ladies got a point yesterday. Oh, did they? Went from 61 to 62. Okay. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I'm advocating for our tradies, you know? No, don't worry. I'm fair. I'm always fair. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I know, I know, I know. I'm always going for the underdog. I know. I'm always going for the underdog. I'm always up for an underdog comeback. Yeah, but you've got a foot in the lady camp, so... Yeah. Probably a couple of feet. Both my feet, actually. Our lady is calling from Southland.

She's 17 and she's working on a dairy farm. Welcome to the show, Lily. G'day, Lily. Hi. Do you come from a family of dairy farmers? Yeah, kind of. I'm on my uncle's farm. Oh, cool.

Lovely. That'd be nice. You're taking on our tradie, the 22. They're in Queenstown and they love snowboarding. Well, you're in the right place. Welcome to the show, Oliver. Hello, Ollie. Hey.

How you doing, dude? Can you pop an Ollie on the snowboard? Yeah, I can pop one of those. Yeah. Are you goofy or normal? I'm regular. Regular. How's the ski season down in Queenstown so far?

Has it kicked off? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. A couple of powder days and then it's all right now. It's all right? Okay. I love how snowboarders talk. I know.

It's just how I pictured them to talk. He sounds like the turtle in Finding Nemo. Oh, yeah. So righteous, dude. Ollie, your buzzer is tradie. Yeah, mate. Lily, your buzzer is lady. And the first one of you two to three correct answers gets that prize from the tool shed.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the most eaten fruit in the world? Is it apples? Lady. Yes. Lady.

Oliver, you're in straight away. Apples. No. Perhaps. The other options were oranges or bananas. What do you reckon, Lily? Bananas. Well done.

It is bananas. In my opinion. I didn't realise there was going to be options. That done. It is bananas. In my opinion. I didn't realise it was going to be options. That's all right, Ollie. It's only the first question, but nice work, Lily. You picked up that one. Question number two. Tenacious D have had to cancel their entire world tour

after a Donald Trump joke went wrong. Who is the lead singer of Tenacious D? Trady. Yes. Lady. Oliver. Joke went wrong. Who is the lead singer of Tenacious D? Trey D. Yes. Lady. Oliver. Jack Black is correct. It is Jack Black, the infamous, the greatest.

We're one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Can't nobody tell me nothing. Yes, Lily. Lil Nas X. Nice, Lily. Two to the. It is Little Nas X. Nice, Lily.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Ollie, to stay in it. Question number four. What colour is a giraffe's tongue? Tradies. Yes, Ollie. Blue. Yeah.

Nice work. We would have accepted black or blue. Dark blue. Yeah. Well done. We're all tied up here. This is for the win. Question number five.

London's famous serial killer was Jack the Who. Trady. Ollie for the win. Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper. It's a cup from behind. Trady victory for Ollie the Snowboarder. Congratulations, mate. We've got their prize for you from the tool sheds for Ollie the Snowboarder. Congratulations, mate.

We've got that prize for you from the tool sheds. Ollie the Snowboarder. Yeah, cheers, guys. Well done, mate. Have a ripper out there on the slopes, all right? Yeah, thanks. Bree and Clint. Do we seem like we...

Oh, you've got to give them a shakabra. Shakabra. Shakabra. Bree and Clint. This is Rugby League. It's one of the best days of the year for me today. It is State of Origin Decider Day. Queensland won the first game.

New South won the second game, so it's Decider today. It also means the world to my mother. She is the biggest State of Origin fan you will ever meet. She's a Queenslander through and through, and you and I, Clint, every State of Origin Day for the past, how many years? Oh, about six. Many. Many years. We always prank her on State of Origin Day. It's been getting harder and harder,

but we got her a beauty this time and we're about to play you what went down when we got Steve Price, rugby league legend, Queenslander, Warriors captain, to give my mum a call. Hi. Oh, yeah, g'day. Is that Steve Price? Yeah, what up? G'day, mate. So good to talk.

Clint's here as well, mate. G'day, Steve. How you going? Hi, Clint. Are you sure you want to do this? We've been pranking mum and I for about six years around State of Origin now, and you're our latest, I guess, your bait. This is something nice we're doing for her.

True, true. This is actually a nice thing, isn't it? Yeah, no, absolutely. I'd love to do it for a young stand-up girl. Oh, look, he's already got the charm on. Okay, this is how it's going to work. We're going to call Mama Di. We're going to have you waiting in the wings, Steve Price.

Yes. Just to make everything clear, this is what she said to us when we pranked her for State of Origin Game 1 with a fake Cameron Smith. That was AI. It wasn't a real Cam Smith. Oh, well, I suppose it's better than nothing. Oh, you'll still take it.

Oh, yeah. Except the only thing that suppose it's better than nothing. Oh, you'll still take it? Oh, yeah. Except the only thing that'll make up for it, you two, two words. What? Steve Price. Oh, my God. She's on to Steve. Oh, here we go, Steve. We're about to make her year.

Oh, my God. Scary. Are you happy being a make good for Cameron Smith? Doing what? A make up for Cameron Smith? Oh, it's the first time I've been able to go over Cameron Smith, that's for God. Scary. Are you happy being a make good for Cameron Smith? Doing what? A make up for Cameron Smith? Yeah. Oh, it's the first time I've been able to go over Cameron Smith, that's for sure. Yeah.

We love it. She's going to lose her chuzzies over this. Hello? Mum, Queenslander. Queenslander. Oh, it's a big day, Mum. Huge day. Clint and I have a big day, Mum. Huge day. Clint and I have a little surprise for you.

This is real, okay? This is a real deal. Oh, yeah. I'm going to bring him on. Say hello to... G'day, Doi. Steve Pross here. How are you?

I don't think one ball is dropped. Nah, Doity. Doity, it's me. I promise. The one ball has dropped. No, Doughty, Doughty, it's me, I promise. The Steve Price legend, Maroon's legend. It's me, definitely not your daughter, it's me. Stevie, all I want you to do is sign me a jersey, mate. Just sign me a jersey. What else would you like Steve Price to do for you, Mama Di? Well, I'd like him to drop into Stairthorpe sometime and I'll put some wood on the fire for him. What else would you like Steve Price to do for you, Mumadai?

Hey, Steve, what do you reckon about that? Can you do that? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I actually work out of Twombly a little bit, so he might be able to drop down the stand top every now and then. Oh, my God. Steve, you're going to bring my mum out of menopause. Steve, how are you, mate? I'm very, very good, thank you.

What is the one thing you've always wanted to say? Get off, Brianna, get off. Yeah, you leave them alone, Brianna. You give them space. I'd love to get that jersey signed for you. Oh, I would absolutely adore that, mate. And I reckon you should have won Celebrity Treasure Island. Oh, well, apparently there was this young girl on there

who didn't want me on there for very long. Come on, now. Come on. Who knows, Brianna. What a load of BS, Steve. What a load of BS, Steve. What a load of BS. What do you reckon, Mum? Is this one of the best gifts I've ever got you?

My heart's pounding. I think I might have to stop at the doctor's on the way home. I can tell you. Hey, listen. All I can say, guys, win or lose tonight, I reckon it's absolutely made my decade. Oh, that's so nice. There you go, Steve.

And I'm not talking for a great Stamthorpe lady. Absolutely my pleasure. Look at her. I can tell she's genuinely just elated. So thank you so much, mate. I was at the State of Origin when you got knocked out. I was ready to take one for you.

I thought you were going to say you would have given him mouth to mouth. No problem. It would have been better to wake up to you than Julia Gillard. I woke up to Kevin Rudd. I was not happy that game, but we'd already won anyway.

Let's leave you two Queensland icons to get to know each other better. Thanks so much. And can we get a three, two, one, Queenslander? Three, two, one. Queenslander! Up the morones. Come on, boys.

Bring it on. Bree and Clint. I reckon shower thoughts are bad for the environment. Why? Because you spend so much time in the shower thinking about it. The worst time to have a shower thought is after you've washed your hair and soaked your bod. You can tell you grew up on the town water.

Why? Because you just make yourself stay in there? Yeah, exactly. Trust me. When you grow up in the country, you never have long showers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's my shower thought for the day, and I need everybody involved in this, particularly those with a New Zealand accent

because I feel like it's region specific. I'm out. Yeah, but you've been here long enough too. I've been here a while. Is it rant or rant? The word.

If you're going off about something and you're having a rant or you're having a rant. What do we think, guys? Oh man, I've always wondered about this

because people say it differently. Yeah, they do. I think I know what it is. Same. Okay. I think it's rant for the fancy people and rant for us commoners. No.

Do you reckon it's a class thing? Yeah. Or a class thing? Yeah, I mean, that's another good question Oh, don't even get me started Because look, let's strip it right back Rant, R-A-N-T Yeah Can't, C-A-N-T

Grant? Grant Grant, yeah, okay So rant, rant, rant, can't I've been saying rant But then P-A-N-T, pant. Ah, there we go. Not pant.

Pant. We'd love some pantaloons. So R-A-N-T, what is it? Rant. No, rant. I say rant. I'm going to have a rant. Do you?

Do you say rant? I don't know. I've forgotten. Have you thought about it too much now? I feel like Kiwis, like this is coming from an outsider's perspective, someone who moved here, like I've been here for a long time, but I feel like I outsider's perspective, someone who moved here. Like I've been here for a long time, but I feel like I've noticed. Go and have a rant. I've noticed Kiwis are way fancier.

So like in Australia we would say rant. Rant. Because our accents are a bit more like, you know, so we would say grant rather than grant. You say dance. We say dance rather than dance. Yeah. We would say advantage rather than grant. You say dance. We say dance rather than dance. Yeah. We would say advantage rather than advantage.

Yeah. So I feel like if you're a Kiwi, it's rant. So it should be rant. But I feel like it's rant. I feel like it's rant. I feel like it's rant. I feel like everything else that we say, it should be rant, but it's rant. Yeah, wow. Shant.

Shant, shant. We shant. You wouldn't say I shant. You might say I shant my pants. I shanted my pants. You wouldn't say I shant do that, would you? I shant do that. And this is why it must be so confusing to move to this country.

It hurts. Particularly if English is not your first language. Because you go, oh, cool. I've figured it out. It's so confusing to move to this country. It hurts. Particularly if English is not your first language. Because you go, oh, cool, I've figured it out. It's so confusing. I've figured out what the A-N-T sound is. It's so confusing. It's ant. Someone on the text machine said ant for the Aussies and ant for the Kiwis.

Yeah, right. Nah, I don't think it's rant. I don't think we say rant. People are getting angry on the text machine. Someone's like, it's totally R-A-N-T, so rant. Rant. No, rant. Oh, wait, is that rant or rant?

That's them saying rant. R-A-N-T, rant. Is it dent or dent? We're in the world. Dent or a dent? I would say I dented my car. Oh. I would say I dented my car. Oh, I'd say I dented my car. Oh, now I don't know.

What dented my car? I dented. No. What about dented? Dented? I dented my car. You need to get a dent taken out of your car. Yeah, I've got to go get a...

No, because what about the car hire company? Get a... Rent-a-dent. Rent-a-dent. It's not rent-a-dent. Rent-a-dent. It's not rint-a-dint. Rint-a-dint. Is it? Yeah, do I say a dint?

Rint-dent. I don't know anymore. My brain. All these words just sound funny now. Text us. Text us and tell us whether it's rant or rant, and you figure out how to tell us that over text message. Yeah, good luck.

This is Caribbean Caribbean all over again. It really is. Bree and Clint. Were you allowed to swear as a over text message. Yeah, good luck. This is Caribbean Caribbean all over again. It really is. Were you allowed to swear as a kid? No. In your house? No. Well, not originally. What about now?

Yeah, it's pretty loosey-goosey in my family home now. You mean my parents' house? Yeah. Like around your parents, in your parents' home. And I catch myself, I think I swear a bit too much around my parents. I think I've got too relaxed. I don't swear in my parents' house. Never have.

I think that's a good way to be. It was very strict in my household. There was no swearing. It's just a respect thing. Yeah, totally. And my parents don't like it. So when I'm at their house, but then when they come to visit me. It's your house.

Your house, your rules. No, I try to keep it to a minimum. I do. I actually really do because they don't like it. But it made me stop and think about it for a second when I saw this woman talking about swearing in her household when it comes to her kids so she's got some i i mean i'm not too sure exactly how old they are uh but this is her take on swearing uh

and letting her kids swear i don't care if my son curses obviously my son just doesn't go around cursing right but he knows that he's not going to get in trouble if he does in the sense of if he drops something it says oh shit i don't really care okay like he's not going to get in trouble if he does. In the sense of, if he drops something, it says, oh shit, I don't really care, okay? Like, he's not going to get in trouble with that. That's an emotion. Now, if he said, you're a piece of, that's a different story. Yeah, that's a good point.

I quite like that take. I quite like it. Because then, I feel like with kids, and I don't have kids, but I feel like, thinking back to when I was a kid, the more my parents told me I'm not allowed to do something, the more I want to do that thing. Of course. That's all I want to do.

Once you tell them that the word has power, then they go. That's all I want to do. They go, oh, and I can say that. That's it. That's the only thing I want to do is the thing you told me not to. This woman goes on to say that there's five words that she doesn't allow him to say. Oh, yeah.

I can think of some, yeah. Do you want to hear what the words are? Yeah. So she believes these words she doesn't want her son to say ever because she thinks you manifest everything. Sure. That they have power and energy. So these are the five words.

Is it a no-no? So the five words that I don't allow my son to say are stupid, idiot, loser, lame, and D-I-E. No, no, that's, that's. Okay, good for you. Your kids. Yep. Sweet.

It's interesting. Cause I mean, I don't really look at any of those as a swear word. You can't say idiot. Yeah. Cause I think she's like you're manifesting. What? Becoming an idiot. Or like, I don't know. I'm not too sure.

You can't say stupid. You say stupid. But your kid can say you F and C word. I don't think so. I don't think so. You know what the big one is for Mike? Because I've got little kids. I've got two little girls.

They're three and five. The big one at the moment. Are they dropping F-bombs? Yeah, because of that new Sabrina Carpenter song. Oh, true, yeah. Because on Spotify, here on ZM we play the Mother Trucker version. I'm begging you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker. Fluffers, yeah.

On Spotify, because they want to hear it straight away when they get in the car. It's the real version. Yeah, I'm sure. It happens all the time with little kids. They don't know what it means though. No, no, absolutely. Well, they will eventually.

I thought we could ask people, I'm interested to know, and if you're a kid in the car right now and you're with your parents and you can call us as well, 0800 dials at M, what are the rules in your household? Swear words, yes or no? I'd love to know your take on it. Parents, do you have a different take? Is there some words that are allowed and others that aren't?

Text machine, I'm Vinnie. I'm 10. I swear at home and my parents don't like it but I like to do it. On you, Vinnie. Well done, mate. Well done. I love this text that has come through. It says, I let my kids swear and I don't really understand

why people are so precious about it. I understand that it can sometimes be offensive, but only if you direct a swear word at a person. But if you've hurt yourself and you drop an F-bomb, it's not any more offensive than if you use the word frick. If you're telling somebody that you... It's about intention, right? Yeah, I think it's 100%.

And it's also, yeah, if it's in an aggressive way, then it's not nice either. Someone texts, my sister is amazing and she never swears, but she's also very annoying. Oh, well, you take the good with the bad. Oh, yeah. We want to talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte.

Hello, Charlotte. Hi. How old are you? I'm 10. Okay. What's the rules in your household, Charlotte? Can you swear? Not often, but Nena loves to drop the F-bomb.

Who does? Nena does, right. Nena. When would she drop the F-bomb. Who does? Nenna does, right. Nenna. When would she drop the F-bomb? Just all the time? Just in any conversation. Do you tell her off?

Charlotte, do you say, Nenna, you need to put a dollar in the swear jar. I'd tell her off and she's like, no, we don't speak like that. I would never, ever speak like that. She just denies it. She's in denial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you need's like, no, we don't speak like that. I would never ever speak like that. She just denies it. She's in denial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you need to do, Charlotte, is you need to get your mum's phone and you need to set up the voice

memo thing and you need to record her saying those swear words. And then when she said she didn't say it, you play it back to her and then see what she does. Or, Charlotte, you just drop an F-bomb right back to Nana and you level the playing field. Knock her socks off.

Your little sister does that with pulling the fingers. Yeah. All right, thanks, guys. Hey, Nana sounds like my type of people. Sounds like fun school holidays in your house. Rose is here. Hi, Rose. Hi, Rose.

Hi. How old are you, Rose? Ten. You're ten. And what are the rules in your household? Can you swear? No. No?

What words? I mean, you can't tell me what words are a big no-no, but is there any words that you're allowed to say that are a bit naughty? Yeah, frick, frickin'. Yeah. You're so cute. That's a good one, that one. We have code words, though.

Code words. Can you let us know any of the code words? We won't tell anyone. Yeah, you have to guess. Okay. You tell us the code word. What is it? Carrot.

Carrot would be okay. I can have a guess what that is. We're not going to. Rose. Rose. Rose. Yeah. What other code words do you have for swear words?

Barstool. Barstool, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Barstool. Yeah, what are some other ones? Sugar. Yeah, I can't remember. I like it, Rose.

It's a good system. Yeah. Your secret's safer with us. And also, I'm a first-time caller. Wade is sick in there, Rose. Of course you are. You can always pick them because they're the coolest. We love you, Rose.

Thanks for calling through. Thank you. Thanks, Rose, you good bastel. See you, Rose. Speaking of code words, this text message, we're Brazilian and my daughter knows how to swear in Portuguese so that she doesn't get in trouble. But we also taught her that swearing is not very nice

and she doesn't swear very much, but she does love to do it when she's singing. Cute. In Portuguese as well. We used to swear in Italian all the time growing up and then my nonna would find out about it and she'd hit us across the head.

Laura, you're a mum. Hi. Hi, Laura. Oh, are you there? What do you reckon, Laura? What's your take on this? What's the deal with swearing in your house? What's your take on it? No, no, we don't swear in the house, but we swear in the car.

Oh. So there's a car, different rules. Yeah, there's different rules for the car. Only because we get road rage, you know. I was going to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Yeah.

And so how do you stop that? Well, you can't, and you're trying to enforce not to swear, but you're doing it yourself. Yeah, but if some prick cuts you off, Laura, what are you supposed to do? You say fun words like crumble. Yeah. And do the kids know that, Laura, that you're allowed to swear in the car but nowhere else?

Yeah, absolutely. So there are rules. The windows have to be up so that other people don't think we're bad parents. Yeah. And if the windows are down and the swearing happens, then you're not allowed to swear for the rest of the day. How old are the kids? It's just one.

He's seven. He's seven. Are they allowed to pull the fingers to other cars? Yeah. Oh, Laura. He's sitting there shaking his head going, no. If a seven-year-old flipped me off in traffic, I would lose it. That would be so funny.

I'd have to think about my decisions and behaviour if a seven-year-old flipped me off. Yeah, are you going to do it back? I'd be like, oh, no. Oh, it depends. It depends. It's like we said at the start. It's all about intention, isn't it?

Exactly. Yeah. He does put his hand up to pretend like he's not flipping people off, though, you know? Oh, he's a smart kid. Sounds like he's very onto it. Laura, your car sounds fun. Can Bree and I carpool with you sometime? Absolutely.

Yeah, great. Love it, Laura. Thank you very much. Appreciate that. We appreciate that. Thanks. Thank you. I love it.

I loved barstool as the code word. That was my favourite. What about carrot? Coming in hot with carrot. Well, we assumed. Well, what else is it going to be? We assumed crap. Maybe.

Could have been. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. I pit the people in this team against each other every week in a game of Google Down to see who is the fastest at Googling things.

You have backed the winner, hopefully, on the text machine. Your choices today were Clint, Ella or Ellie. Hello. The rules of the game. I've put these questions into Google. I am looking for the first person to yell out the correct answer. If it's you, I'll give you a point. First to three wins the game.

Okay. Are we ready? Is there a theme? Yes, there is a theme. Ooh. What? I had leftover Olympic questions from last week, so we will continue with the Olympic theme.

Well, the Olympics are on the way. So it's on trend. All right. Question number one. What is the smallest populated country to win a medal at the Olympics? San Marino. Wow, that was so fast. Thank you.

San Marino. I believe a population of 30,000. Yeah, cute. Never even heard of it. Neither. They've won an Olympic medal. Good on them. Shout out to our San Marino listeners.

Imagine if we had one. Yeah. That would be very cool. Yeah. All right, one to Ellie. She's off to a good start. Question number two. What is the Olympic women's high jump record?

I'm looking for in metres. Okay. 2.06 metres. What did you say? What did Clint say? 2.39. What did Ella say? 2.06 metres. Ella is correct. You might have the world record, Clint.

But I said... No, I've got the men's record. The Olympic women's high jump record is 2.06 metres. Well done, Ella. Yes. Well done. One to Ella, one to Ellie. Question number three.

How much did the Tokyo Olympics cost? The last Olympic Games, how much did they spend? $15.4 billion. $12.9 billion. I've got a different answer. Interesting. Did they make or did they spend? How much did the Tokyo Olympics cost?

$13 billion? Ellie gets the point. $13 billion is what came up. I said $12.9. I would argue $12.9 in 13 doesn't sound like a big difference. It's 100 million. But it's quite a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

100 million. All right. Two to Ellie, one to Ella. Question number four. What sports are rated as the most dangerous Olympic sports? BMX racing. Damn. Table tennis and aquatics.

Sorry? Are you joking? I was reading out what I got. Or bull riding. What was the answer there, Brie? BMX? I said BMX and boxing. And then I'm going to also lock in bull riding. The winner of today's Google Down is Ellie.

Well done. She's done it again. She's done Down is Ellie. Well done. She's done it again. She's done it. Damn. Good from you. You backed in Ellie for the win, so you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome. Well done.

Ellie, were you using your phone this week or were you using a laptop again? No, I promise. I had a phone. She was. I can see her hands from here. I was checking. I don't think I got a point. Yeah, what happened?

Ellie had a great game. Thank you. Very good game today from you. Thank you so much, everyone. It's Ellie Goulding. Peace out. Bree and Clint. This time on the show yesterday,

you had an idea that you weren't sure was legal or not that you wanted to do on this show, right? Yeah, I was just floating the idea and I was looking for guidance or information around whether or not we could use this radio show to give out the information about where speed cameras are, mobile speed cameras that are moved around by police. We would get the audience to call us, tell us where they are in their area, and then we would give out that information to our listeners.

Like the radio version of someone flashing you with their headlights. Literally. That's a great way to describe it. Obviously, we don't want to run afoul of the law. I don't want to do it if it's illegal. We can ill afford a fine or prison time at the law. We can... I don't want to do it if it's illegal. We can ill afford a fine or prison time at the moment.

I want to rob from the rich and give to the poor though. We're Robin Hoods. We want to be the radio Robin Hoods. Remember? The idea is that

just knowing that there's a speed camera coming up will slow people down. It will. And surely that's the goal. Yeah. Is to slow people down.

100%. Make it safer and keep money in people's pockets. Times are tough. As we were saying that yesterday, the transport minister, Simeon Brown. Oh, big dog, Simeon. Quite a small dog, actually.

Another big dog in the transport world. Oh, big dog in the transport world. Yeah. In that sense. Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally. He knows his stuff. He was making this very announcement

about speed cameras. And it's a great opportunity to be out here today to unveil one of the first signposts for a static speed camera in New Zealand. The signpost behind me is just the second one to be rolled out throughout New Zealand

with the first one going up in the far north. Speed cameras should be about improving safety, not raising revenue. That's why they should be signposted so people have a fair warning It's the right thing to do. It's the right thing to do. Excuse the pun. Is this a sign? I think it's a sign.

I think it might be a sign that we should do this. So the government's new policy is tell people where the speed cameras are so that they have a chance to slow down. That's exactly what you wanted to do. 100%. And that proves, because people have always said, they're like, you just want to take our money. It's about revenue.

It's not about safety and slowing people down. That's all I want to do. How do we get Transport Minister Simeon Brown on the show? I reckon he'd be on board. Can we get in Minister Simeon Brown on the show? I reckon he'd be on board. How do we contact Simeon Brown, Minister of Transport in the National Party, in the New Zealand government, to come on the show and give us the big okay

for our idea of radio speed cameras, where we tell you where speed cameras are. Where the radio Robin Hoods. If he gives us the okay. Then we're golden. Then we can do it? Yeah, exactly right. Interesting.

And he's already given it the okay because he's doing it. He's the one that's doing it, but just not in the same way we want to do it. Yeah, yeah. Right? Technically. Yeah. He finished it with,

it's the right thing to do. Let's get him on the show. Let's get him on the show. Ella, can you get a message to his people that our people want to touch base with his people? Should be easy. Those politicians love publicity. So just get him on. And he's 33. He probably listens

to ZM as well. He's probably listening right now. We'll see if we can make it happen. Alright, done. Sweet. Imagine if we've got him on the show tomorrow. What are the freaking chances that we were talking about that yesterday and so was he? It's a sign. Bree and Clint. We're big Channing Tatum fans on this show. Huge.

Fans or stalkers? I don't know. He had some big news overnight. Have you seen this? No, I haven't seen this. He made an announcement on one of the Jimmys. One of the Jimmys? Kimmel or Fallon or Fallon. Is it Fallon? Yeah.

He's the laughy one. Yeah, lovely laughy one. He's the one who laughs at everything. Makes you feel good. Yeah, yeah. Here's Channing's big announcement. You're engaged to Zoe Kravitz, by the way,

which is... That's my girl. That's my boy. My girl too, Dan. That's your girl. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm... Thank you for that.

I'm so happy. I don't even know how to really put it into words. She's so special and... Yeah. I don't know, how to really put it into words. She's so special. And yeah, I don't know. To get to wake up every day and create with somebody, it's really, really good. Oh no, Brie, it's okay.

Brie's packed. She's packed a tent. She's gone off to the other side of the studio. You boys moved on. Why now? This is the last thing I needed. I'm dealing with seasonal depression right now. Why did I have to get this news?

Famously, Channing Tatum shouted you out on the red carpet once. He did. He did. He followed me on Instagram. We've talked. Yeah, he followed you on Instagram. He loves my mum. Then he shouted you out on the red carpet.

Then we flew to LA to find him. Then you double DM'd him and got left on scene. This is all true. And then we surprised him in an interview with you and he recognised you. Yep. Asked me how my mum was. Yep. We had a great chat. Yep. And then I tried to surprise you

with him at a strip club. That's right. For the release of Magic Mike 3 and he ghosted us. I bruised my vagina bone doing that. It's been a wild ride, but he's moving on with Zoe Kravitz. Nah, I'm not having this, eh? This is the last news that I needed right now. Because when they were dating, you know, you still have that glimmer.

That little glimmer. Ellie, you find that audio in the system for us of him talking about Brie on the red carpet. Okay. Go and dig that up. See if you can find that. Yeah, see if we can. Do you reckon, just hear me out for a second and just try and lift my spirits here. If, let's just talk hypothetical.

If we happened to meet in, because we've never met in person, him and I. You've never touched. We've never touched. Yeah. Do you think I would have any kind of a chance? With Channing Tatum? Yeah. Like if I filled him full of liquor.

I don't know that you'd have to fill him full of liquor. Why would you have to fill him full of liquor? Just to get him happy. The ice is broken with you two. Like if I turned on my liquor? Just to get him happy. The ice is broken with you two. Like if I turned on my charm. True, true, true. The ice is broken. Yeah.

So he might go, you know what? Stuff it. I'm going to hook up with this Australian chick. You know? I... Because I don't know that he's got a type. These are very different people. Zoe Kravitz to Jessie J to Jenna Dewan.

These are all very different people I mean they're all super attractive And very famous too Producers what do you reckon? Out of 1 to 100 If there was ever a time Where I was in the same room As him

Let's say I was doing a junket And then what if I threw it out and I was like Just park that for a second. What do you think the kinder thing to tell her is? Is it nicer to say, yeah, of course you've got a chance? Or is it kinder to be, you know, cruel to be kind now that he's engaged

and go, no, you, no. You never had a chance. I don't know. You know? Do we nip it in the bud? I'm here. I'm in the room. I can hear all this. I think this is it. Follow one of my friends on Instagram, I'm here. I'm in the room. What? I can hear all this. I think this is it. I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomasell. You know the comedian from New Zealand?

Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical. And her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny. And Brianna's one. Their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what if we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that.

Brianna's amazing. Oh, okay. That to me sounds like I've got a chance. Honestly, I agree. I might have the closure for you that you need. Can you open your phone? What? Go on Instagram and see if he still follows you.

I don't know. I don't know if I want to. If he has unfollowed you And got engaged to Zoe Kravitz Oh it's really over then isn't it Then it's really over But if he hasn't Okay I think we need a drum roll

Yeah You tell us when you're ready Is it this sad Yeah yeah yeah That we have dined out on this Tag him in this video by the way Tag him in this video I mean I'm here

if you need, if you need. As we say in netball, if you need. It's been six and a half years. Does Channing Tatum still follow Brie Thomas-El? He does! Yay!

We're strong, baby! So you're saying that there's a chance. Sleep with one eye open, Zoe Kravitz. Yeah, baby. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go.

Birthday banger time for your Wednesday. Number one songs when you turn 16. Jessica's going first. Kia ora, Jessica. Jessica. Hi. It's me. My birthday is on the 32nd.

Straight into it. Yeah. Sorry. My birthday is on the 31st of May 2003. Gotcha. All right, Jessica. No messing about with you. You were 16 in 2019 and here it is.

Can't nobody tell me nothing. You can't tell me nothing. Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus, Old Town Road. What do you reckon, Jess? I mean, it's not too bad. I know that it's one of my mum's favourite songs. Oh, there you go. It was kind of weirdly revolutionary

when it came out, that song, wasn't it? It was huge. Yeah. It changed the whole landscape. It did. There was no other song like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a black gay cowboy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Wait there, Jessica. We're going to do Alicia's birthday

banger. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hello. How's your day been, mate? Busy. Busy, but done for the day? Yep, I'm just driving home now. Okay, good to hear. What is your birthday, Alicia? 7th of January, 1999.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2015. And your birthday banger is... So it's gonna be forever Or it's gonna go down in flames You can tell me when it's over Off the 1989 album Blank Space. Alicia, you a Swifty? Not a Swifty, but I do like that song.

Me too. I love that song. Okay, that's the second best Taylor Swift song. What's the best? If you say, if you say, shake it off. Out of the Woods. Oh yeah, I reckon it's the second best Taylor Swift song. What's the best? If you say, shake it off. Out of the Woods. Oh, yeah, I like Out of the Woods. Love story from you, Alicia, you reckon?

Yeah. Hands down the best. Or Getaway Car. Oh! Yeah. I had Getaway Car stuck in my head for, I'm not joking, two years. Kelsey's going to go last. Hi, Kelsey.

Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hello. What have you been up to today, Kelsey? Working, you know. Working. Busy, busy. Good to hear. All right, Kelsey, what is your birthday? 21st of November, 95. All right, that means you were 16 in 2011. We've done the, and here's your birthday banger. Huge tune. Maybe the song of 2011. Rihanna, Calvin Harris, We Found Love. Yeah. Do you love it, Kelsey?

It's a great birthday banger. Oh, it takes you back to the old house parties in the garages, you know? Doesn't it? Hell yeah. They were the best parties. I'm voting for it. I'm voting for that as the winner. Yes.

Yeah, I'll go with you. We found love. It's a tune. Kelsey, you were the winner of Birthday Banger. You were 16 in 2011, and this song was number one. Enjoy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There's been a little what's the little national anthem that hasn't gone down too well

at the Major League Baseball Home Run Derby. I love this event. What's the Home Run Derby? Essentially, the Home Run Derby is where they get all the best hitters from that season. Kind of like the slam dunk. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like the best slam dunk thing for the NBA. And anyway, so they have three minutes and they can see

how many home runs they can hit in three minutes. So they're all competing against the best batters from that season. It's great. It's an awesome event. However, it has been rocked by a young woman who has tried to sing the national

anthem and it just wasn't. Americans do an anthem at every sporting event. Yes. Here in New Zealand. Every chance they can. We only do it if it's an international event. Oh. Because you always have two anthems.

You have the New Zealand anthem and you have the anthem of the country that you're playing. Of course, yeah. But no, they freaking love an anthem, man. They do love the, what is it, the Star Spangled Banner? Yeah, and they put a lot of prestige in it. Yeah, of course, yeah. But no, they fricking love an anthem, man. They do love the, what is it, the Star Spangled Banner? Yeah, and they put a lot of prestige in it. Yeah, totally. And sometimes, you know, throughout history,

people have tried to jazz it up from time to time. Yeah. There's been. Unless you're Kelly Clarkson, don't. Yeah. Yeah. Look, some people have had some real disasters. Do you remember when Fergie, Fergie had an absolute doozy with this one?

Stick to the one end of cartwheels, Fergie. No, take it home, Fergie. Far out. Well, there's a country singer, songwriter. She has performed the national anthem at the Major League Baseball Home Run Derby. And people are saying that it takes the cake over Fergie's. Who brought stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight. I'm too bad now.

Hold on. All the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming. And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. It's a hard song to sing. It is. And it's, can you imagine? There is no greater pressure than singing the American anthem. Especially at the moment.

You know? Especially at the moment. She butchered it. Ingrid Andress. She is actually like an accomplished singer. Singer, songwriter, yeah. She's got hundreds of millions of listens on Spotify. She has

come out since then on Twitter. Have you seen what she said? No. What'd she say? She said I'm not going to bullshit y'all. I was drunk last night. Oh no. I'm checking myself into a facility today to get the

help I need. That was not me last night. I'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help I need. That was not me last night. I apologise to the NBL, Major League Baseball. Oh, well, good on her. To all the fans in this country I love so much for that rendition. I'll let y'all know how rehab is. I hear it's super fun. Oh, bless her.

Hey, at least she's,'s You know That's a great tweet That's a very good tweet From her She's owned it Can you imagine She's owned it I've got anxiety Because I thought

I said something stupid To some random stranger Yeah And then imagine The anxiety she would have had When she Picks up her phone And watches this video

Of herself Butchering The national anthem. You know how you make her feel better? How? Get Fergie to go and visit her. That's great. Because it was not as bad as Fergie's.

No way. It was nowhere near as bad as... Dirty bit. Very. So patriotic. There's this thing on TikTok where people are talking about a free thing that you can do as a tourist in any country, and they're calling it like a proper cultural experience doing this thing. I've seen this trending, and I feel like this has been my favorite thing to do ever since I was able to travel.

Me too. It's one of the best things you can do when you travel to a different country. If you're going overseas soon, and especially if you're balling on a budget, you should try this thing. This may be controversial, but I think the best thing to do while traveling is go to the grocery store.

The last three weeks, I've been traveling Malaysia with my husband and in-laws, and going to a grocery store could technically be counted as sightseeing, right? Because not only is it a cultural experience, but you can also find lots of stuff to bring back as souvenirs. I guess if enjoying going to the grocery store is wrong, then I don't want it to be right.

And doing it with people who equally get excited about it makes it even more fun. Such a good idea. I'm so keen. Like, I love, I mean, because we both love food. Yeah. So I just love going to a supermarket in a different country to see the different things that they have.

Yeah, I love seeing the prices. I love seeing the way their supermarkets work. What's your favourite aisle to go down in a foreign supermarket? What aisle? Yeah. The cured meats. Oh, okay. Well, especially, I mean, I'm thinking of when I went to,

because I got to go to Italy last year and just seeing how much salami was in the supermarket. The deli is always really good. Like I'm thinking you go to America and you go to like a Whole Foods. Yeah. The deli section is amazing. I love going to the potato chip aisle because the potato chips are so different country to country.

Like they don't have Eda and snackacka Changies in, even in Australia. No, it's completely different. It's completely different. They've got Lay's and bloody. Smith's. All sorts of different stuff. And what else? I mean, yeah, different ones.

I also love going down the beer aisle and seeing all the different beers, particularly in the States. Because I don't recognise any of them outside of like a Bud Light. They're so big. Yeah. Like everything. The alcohol aisle. Have you ever been to the alcohol aisle in Walmart?

Oh, no, but I've been to other supermarkets. Look at those big plastic jugs of vodka and stuff. Oh, in Walmart you can buy like eight litres of vodka for like twelve bucks. Also, it's so much cheaper over there. Like everything is cheaper. It's super cheap. Yeah. Yeah. So you get to experience another culture. You get

to buy some of the food. You get to take it home and eat it. Going to the supermarket overseas is a life hack. It's the best. Yeah. It's the absolute best. And yeah, you buy some chips and some biscuits and stuff to bring back and people are like, whoa, this is sick.

I love this. You should have seen last year when I was in Italy, I'd go to the supermarket and all the only things I would buy was rock melon and prosciutto and I'd come home and I'd eat it for breakfast. Dream. That is a holiday. Rock melon wrapped in prosciutto? Yes. Oh, okay.

Have you had it? No. Oh, my God. I would, I would. It would change your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so good. We are out of here, everybody.

I've got places to be. I'm going to get ready for State of Origin. Well, it's not on for frigging four hours yet. I know. It's so annoying. I get so hyped up. And then by the time I get home and then I, you know, have a shower. Are you going to go out and watch it?

Eat some dinner. Yeah, I've been going to that sports bar around the corner from my place. Yeah. It's a good vibe there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everyone's into it, you know. It's much easier to stay awake for the game if you go out to a sports bar. Me, I don't.

I watch it at home, and there's such a high chance that I fall asleep on the couch. It is a lot harder to stay awake when you're at home. Yeah. But not at the bar. I'll be having a few beersies. Oh, I'll be having a few beersies too, just drinking by myself. Oh, well, no wonder you've fallen asleep. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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