ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th July 2025

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

What slang words are considered old?  Gross acts of service for your partner.  Do you know your grandparent's names?  Clint made a weird comment at the coffee shop...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to HBO Max. Available on NEON. Stream now from just $12.99 a month. And now, coming to you live from the ZM studios. In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Bree and Clint. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show.

Clint just demanded that we have new show openers. What song, cause I really like that one, that's YMCA based. Yeah, I like it, yep. What song off the top of your head do you think would fit the vibe of the show? Oh yeah, easy, I've been thinking about it for ages. It goes, My neck, my back.

You happy with that line? That joke? You happy? Oh look, I'd take it back if I could, but I can't. This is live. So we are where we are. We have a fun show on the way for you guys today. It's your... Are we putting people in the drawer for World Tour tomorrow or are we just drawing it? We're not putting anyone in the drawer. So this is your second to last chance to go in the drawer

for ZM's World Tour on our show today. That, if you don't know what it is, is a trip to Las Vegas for free for you and a friend to go to the iHeart Radio Music Festival. Yeah, it's a pretty epic prize and four o'clock is when we'll be doing it. Right now though, huh? Yeah, four o'clock, huh? Just checking.

Yeah, it's a four. Producers say yes. We don't know anything, they know everything. Without them, we are nothing. Keep it coming! What do you want? Nothing, I'll talk to you about it off air. Oh, you're freezing in the hot. Right now we're going to do Trady vs Lady.

50 bucks is up for grabs. If you want to play, give us a call. 0800 DIALZEDIN. I'm feeling a Trady win today. Yeah, I reckon they're due. They're definitely due. They're due. Will they front up?

Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Trady vs Ladies. It's Trady... ..versus... ..Ladies! 3, 2, 1, let's go! Right, score update if you are following along. The ladies on 57 wins for the year. The Trady's on 53.

Our lady's in Auckland, she's 32, and she just bought her first home. Welcome to the show, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi Sam. Hi. Congrats, can we ask where? In Pukakoi. Lovely. Love Pukakoi, no one needs $50 cash more than you right now Sam. Exactly thank you. You've just signed up to be poor for the next 30 years congratulations. It's so fun, Wait till you learn about rates. You're taking on our tradie from Wellington. He's 26 and he can drink a pint with his feet.

Welcome to the show Hayden. Yes Hayden. How are we? I like that energy. When did you learn you could do that? Probably right from the ripe age of 18. Can I just check logistics wise, you're putting the pint between your two feet and then raising the pint glass to your mouth using your feet yes? There's no other way to do it. I reckon I could do it should we try on the show tomorrow? Yes. You're gonna get a few stretches in. Yeah okay and put a towel down for the first couple of attempts right Hayden?

My hamstrings have never been tighter than they are right now. Yeah. That's not gonna help. God, I wanna see Hayden do this. Would you do it in a... Have you ever done it in a bar, Hayden? Oh, no. Well, only once and then we got kicked out. And then you got kicked out. Yeah, I imagine that would be the case. You'd be a really good boyfriend. I am.

I would challenge the bar that wanted to kick me out. I'd say, show me where it says, I'm not allowed to drink the pint with my feet. Show me where that rule is written down. This is ableist. Great point. Yep. Yeah they're only penalising you because you have hands. Your buzz is tradie, Sam your lady first to three points wins $50 cash thanks to KFC good luck. Here we go question number one which famous country singer is Nicole Kidman married to? Ladies. Yes, Sam, just got in.

Um, oh God, what's his name? Keith Urban. Keith Urban. It is Keith Urban. Well done, one to the ladies. Question number two. Which town in New Zealand, starting with a T, is known as the Gumboot throwing capital?

Trayden. Yes, Hayden. Ty Uppies. Ty Uppies, correct. Well done. We're one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Hayden's in. Paramore.

Paramore. Well done. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Name the late Australian star most credited for the phrase Crikey. Traders. Hayden for the win. Dundee, Alligator Dun. No! Sam? That is um oh my god what's his name? Steve Ewan. Yeah well done. You just cocked that Sam!

Crocodile Dundee is still alive isn't he? Yeah he's still, Paul Hogan. Paul Hogan yeah. Is his real name. Yes he's still alive. He's very old though. Crikey. Crikey! Alright we are all tied up in the bottom of the fifth.

This is for the win. The new Smurfs movie is currently in cinemas. What's the main colour of a Smurf? Trayden. Hayden. Blue. Blue! the main colour of a Smurf. Hayden. Blue. Blue. What a game.

I said I could smell a tradie victory and I was just making it up, but he came through in the end. Hayden, congratulations, there's $50 coming your way. That's like four pints. Yeah, that's four feet pints Hayden. Can't wait. Cheers Sam, thank you. You're welcome. And thanks Sam. That was a really good game. Yeah, that was epic Sam. Thanks Sam.

Thanks. Would you say one of your love languages is acts of service? I have said that this week. Have you? Yeah. Really? And now my wife is using it against me.

Whenever she wants something done, she goes, hey, you know how your love language is ex of service? I left my drink bottle in the kitchen. And that's what a real relationship is. Being vulnerable with each other and then using that against the other person. I said to her, yes, I can, but can you please just tell me what your love language is so I can try this as well? She's like, I don't have one. No, she said all of them. Oh. Well, I am coining a new love language.

Okay. It's called gross acts of service. Oh, gross acts of service. And by this I mean the gross acts of service you do for your partner. Oh, we've talked about some of these this week already. Clearing the drain. Yeah. That's a gross act act of service isn't it? If you're the person who pulls the hair monster out of the shower drain, it's a gross act of service.

It's pretty bloody gross. There's a famous couple who has been videoed in a park performing a gross act of service on the other one. So the couple Dave Franco and Alison Brie, Dave Franco is obviously James Franco's younger brother. Yep. And Alison Brie. Who we figured out today isn't even that young anymore. He's 40. Dave Franco, baby Franco is 40.

Yeah. Wow. He, they have been spotted on a picnic blanket where she is clipping his toenails in public. Why would famous recognizable people do something like that in public? So there's been a lot of discussion over this video of them and people are speculating that it's actually to promote this new horror film that they have made together called Together, which they play a very co-dependent couple.

That's exactly what it will be. And so people are like, you really can't trust anything these days. You really can't. Yeah, you really can't. But I reckon they probably do this in private anyway, and they were like, this is a good idea, we'll do it out on a picnic blanket. Cutting somebody else's toenails doesn't make sense to me

because it's the wrong way around. You're approaching the toenail from the wrong side. You know, I feel like you have to come over a toenail to cut it correctly. Whereas if I was going to cut yours, I'd be coming at them from the front. Do you understand? Yeah, but isn't that the same way?

No, I'm going over my toenails. Yeah, and so if I'm coming, I'm going to cut yours, I'd be coming at them from the front. Do you understand? But isn't that the same way? No, I'm going over my toenails. Yeah. And so if I'm coming, I'm going that way. I'm coming at the foot from behind. Whereas you're coming at my foot from the front. No, but it ends up being the same way. Oh yeah, true. Doesn't it?

I don't know. I've never cut anyone else's toenails. Have you not? No. Wait, have you? I don't want to talk about this story on there. Unless you're a parent or a caregiver. My papi used to pay me to cut his toenails and when I say it has left me with lasting

trauma I mean it. It was not worth the four dollars. When he took off his socks were you like, aye puppy! I was more like, eww, ughh, bleh. Disgusting. I've never seen another pair of toenails like my dad's had. Oh yeah, I know the ones you're talking about. Horrific. Old man toes. My dad's got them.

Why do they get so bad? Lack of care. Right. Are you going to get a pedicure? I want my wife to remind me of my father's toes later in life and be like, don't become that. You need to start getting pedicures now. Yeah, yeah. Like nothing better than a pedicured man's foot. I thought I want to ask people and this is a place of

vulnerability but what are the gross acts of service you perform for your partner on your partner or they maybe perform on you. Yes Ella you want to throw your hat in the ring? Yeah I feel like we'll get this one on the text machine but I love a good pimple pop on my head. People love this stuff hey. It's very freaking fantastic. Back knee. And also, if you need a toe crack, get your partner to do that. I love performing toe cracks.

I hate them. Thank you Clint. My partner does not allow toe cracks. It hurts. My wife's such a holdout. Yeah right. Let me crack your toes babe. Let me have a crack. Oh let me. Let me have a crack. Let me do it. It's my love language.

That is Franklin. What is the gross act of service you do for your partner? There's a famous couple that have been spotted in a park clipping each other's toenails and people are saying no no that's not okay. Dave Franco and his wife. If Dave Franco is not careful he's gonna end up like James Franco. What do you mean? Cancelled. So we asked what's the gross act of service that you perform for your partner and yep you guys have got some gross stuff. We cannot read out all of these. Yeah a lot of them can't be read out on air but this one this one's fine. I put cream on his hemorrhoids. Oh, see that's nice of you.

That's the, that is love. Yeah, that is love, yeah. Because I can't imagine that to be a very pleasant job. But if not you, then who, right? Who's gonna do it? He needs you in that situation. I assume it's a he. My boyfriend gets ingrown, he is on his lower back, and I dig dig them out with tweezers he calls me his pus princess. Love is weird. Love is weird. Someone said I cut and file my hubby's toes then file his dry skin off

his heels lol. Do you enjoy it? I feel it sounds like you enjoy it. Like he benefits but so do you in that situation. I feel like you're performing a full service. Yeah I feel like you wouldn't do it if you didn't enjoy it. It's like your little salon that you're running. Every Sunday night I clean my husband's ears with cotton buds while he lies on my lap. He says it's better than therapy. It's kind of gross but kind of bonding. That's an interesting one for me because cleaning out an ear with a cotton bud is such a delicate process that you don't go too far. And if it's not your ear drum, how do you know where too far is?

Is he like, a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more, too much, too much, too much. My partner gets really bad foot calluses. Oh, here's another one. I use one of those cheese grater foot files on him while we watch TV. It's love, but crunchy. No. That's so yuck.

It is so yuck. To describe it as cheese grater is disgusting too because feet and cheese are kind of synonymous. Like cheesy feet. I don't know if they're allowed to use those anymore at the nail salons. Yeah, right. They used to.

Well, if you've got one, black market stuff, right? You could open a black market nail salon. Someone said I picked my boyfriend's boogers. That's not okay. How did, like, I just want to know when that started in your relationship, when you felt comfortable enough to go, I'm going to pick this booger out of your nose. Read the rest of it.

It then says, then the dog eats them. It's a team effort. That is young. Who's the most gross one in that situation, him, her or the dog? Oh, well the dog doesn't know better. It's not gross for a dog. No, it's not gross for a dog. It's probably the least gross Well the dog doesn't know better not gross for a dog No, it's not gross for a dog the least gross thing the dogs eating that day

It reminds me of this thing that I do in my relationship in my part of Like really gets annoyed by it Yeah, and so When you have dogs there's certain things you have to do because they're your babies right yeah and When you have dogs, there's certain things you have to do because they're your babies, right? Yeah. And something that dogs get are eye- Oh yeah, don't say the word, I know what it is.

Are eye boogers. Oh, okay, oh, wrong end of the dog. I was thinking of the other end. No, no, no, eye boogers. And my partner cannot deal with it. Oh, really? It gets really grossed out. But I usually, oh no, I should,

I'll get, like, so I'll clean my dog's eyes, and then for some reason my little dog loves to eat them. Oh yeah, that's dog stuff. That's disgusting, but that's dog stuff. My partner's like, don't do that in front of me! That's the bit that grosses her out, the feeding it to the dog. And just anything, just everything in general about it. Oh, I'm always wiping eye boogers from the dog and the cat. Yeah, and now you're gonna haveuggers from the dog and the cat. Yeah. Yeah. And now you're going to have to start doing it for your kids too.

Yeah. Everyone gets eye buggers. How gross are eye buggers though? They're so yuck. My girlfriend gets nose hairs that poke out and make her sneeze. I pluck them for her with my fingers. In public, she says it's trust. I say it's true love.

Oh, that's sweet. Maybe not the in public part. You know, you can do that behind closed doors. Yeah, why does it need to be public? Yeah, it doesn't need to be public. It sounds like the public element is a core part of the procedure. She's like, I've got a nose here and he's like, well, we better head to the mall. Sounds like that's more for him. He likes doing it in public. I've never seen a girl with a hairy nose.

Haven't you? Nah. Sounds like an exclusively male trait to me. Is it not? Claudia's trying to show me up her nose. Have you got a hairy one, Claude? Nah, just one single hair. One single hair out there.

Can I pluck it? Nah, I already did it. Every person has hair out their nose. Yeah, I know, but where it bushes out. Nah, yeah. Is that a man thing? Yeah. Manly.

Yeah that's our thing. Back off. Man. Remember that time I waxed your nostrils? Yeah and I wish you would do it again. Yeah you loved it. I loved it, yeah yeah. It was like breathing freely for once.

I want to back second crack but it's just nose second crack. Back up to the set F. Zayn Ames, Brian Clint. I just want to ask you guys, you know those situations where you use a phrase or a saying that you think is well known and it just falls flat? People are like, what are you talking about? Oh, what have you done with your political correctness now? No, it's not that. It wasn't offensive. Oh, I guess it could be interpreted as offensive.

But I don't think the person was offended. I think they were just confused. Okay. I went to the coffee shop that we go to. Ella, the coffee shop that we always go to. Favorite. Shout out Atomic Coffee. Very good coffee. Such good coffee. And our usual baristas were making my coffee. And there were quite a few people in there. Busy. And actually only one of the baristas was working she was making

the food and she was making the coffee and she was going back and forth she was busy and I said and tell me if this is a saying you guys have heard before or if I'm a moron I said to her oh you're going like a one-armed wallpaper hanger what what what and she stopped making the coffee and she looked at me and she went what? I said you got your and I repeated myself because I thought she just had her message. Oh you're going like a one-armed wallpaper hanger. Were you born in 1901? She goes how old are you? She goes she said why? I said because you're busy, you know, cause wallpaper,

it's easiest if you have two hands because you've got to hang it with one hand and stick it down with the other. So it'd be quite a hard thing to do to hang wallpaper with one hand. And at this point, the whole cafe, I felt like the whole cafe had gone quiet. Nothing better than when you have to explain

the saying you've used. Yeah. It means it's a great saying. Yeah. I thought it was fairly common. Never is it, ever. And all I was doing was trying to fill silence with chatty banter.

You don't have to fill the silence. But instead I created silence. Did you create that saying? I don't think so. Where did you hear it? I don't know. You're running around like a headless chook. That I feel like everyone knows.

I thought you were going to say like busy beaver. Same kind of saying. You're running around like a cut snake. Oh, you're busier than you're... That's better than what you said at the cafe. I wish you were an octopus. It'd be much easier. Yeah, then you'd have more...

Yeah, there you go. Then you would be a lot less busy. This hangs so much wallpaper. Oh, you're going, you're running around like a blue arse fly. Clint, I there you go. Then you would be a lot less busy. You hang so much wallpaper. Oh, you're going, you're running around like a blue-arsed fly. Clint, I do. Do you have that one? Yep.

You've got that one? That's more common. But not the one-armed wallpaper hanger. Do you understand? Have you ever, you know how wallpaper is hung? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get what you're saying. Yeah, no, we get it.

We get it. You don't need to, you do do this though. I've noticed that you like to use big words and you feel like quite smart when you say big words. Where in there is the big word? No, I'm getting to my point is I think this is another situation Where you've gone. Oh, this is a very exciting Smart saying I'm gonna say this and Yes, someone said yes. It is a very common saying, but I am over 50. What?!

They were throwing shade at you, that was quite funny for me. Did you read that from an encyclopaedia? One-armed wallpaper is totally a saying. Thanks for making me feel old. Yeah, well they're doing it to me as well, Texter. So... I've literally in my life heard that once, and it was the time you said it just now. Ha ha ha! There you go, you're welcome. I've literally in my life heard that once and it was the time you said it just now.

There you go. You're welcome. StairDames, Bri and Clint podcast. This is the tea. Guys, big news for Pete Davidson. He's expecting his first child. Yeah, buzzy. With his girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt, who announced her pregnancy on Instagram. She said, well now everyone knows we had sex. That's a funny way to announce it. It was this time

yesterday where we all revealed that we didn't know much about Robert Pattinson's wife. What was her name? Suki Waterhouse. Suki Waterhouse, yeah. Same time today. Do we know much about Robert Pattinson's, oh no, Pete Davidson's baby mama? What was her name again? Her name's Elsie Hewitt. Anybody want to come forward and say they know her? No, but she's a model. Oh yeah. And an actress. A model slash actress? Yeah. Not actress slash model. Model slash actress. Model slash actress. Model first. Yeah, yeah. I wasn't being fastidious slash actress. Model slash actress. Yeah, model first. Yeah, yeah. I wasn't being fastidious Ella, there's a difference.

No, I thought that was a joke, I don't know. Um, you're very good. You were shocked by the fact that Pete Davidson's only 29. So I got it wrong. She's 29, he's 31. Which I mean still. Oh yeah. 29, 31.

Same, same. People who are 29 don't want to hear that 31 is the same, but it's the same. Yeah, so they've only been spotted together since March this year. Oh wow, that is fast. Which is quite fast. Yeah, fast. And now they're pregnant. I think whose post was it? It might have been hers, might have been his for the announcement, and one of them posted the Love Island meme where the guy's going, Mamacita? I'm's going, Mamacita?

I'm a mommy. Mamacita. Mamacita. Very funny. Well, congratulations. It's exciting for Pete Davidson. One of the babies gonna get tattoos. Well, he's got all these removed. Nah, it was fake news.

No, he's in the process of getting them removed. Oh, he is still doing it. Yeah, but that image that you said was fake, you were right. The one where he went to the magazine and he was removed. Oh, he is still doing it. Yeah, but that image that you said was fake, you were right. The one where he went to the magazine and he was completely clean skinned. That was fake. But I do know for the last couple of years, he has been having removal sessions to get all of the tattoos removed.

There's a lot of sessions. Oh yeah. God, his laser artist would be going like a one-armed wallpaper hanger. Nothing. Still don't like it. Yeah, wow. All right, you're living, you're learning. hanger. Nothing. Still don't like it. Yeah. Well, all right. You're living, you learn. Want to talk about old slang words for a second.

A word that you've heard someone say and it instantly makes you think they're old. Yeah. Go off, hun. Go off, Queens. Go off, Queens. Is that old now? Old is speeding up up I feel like. I feel like yes slang words are definitely moving through the zeitgeist a lot quicker. Because of TikTok. Because of social media. People just move on to the next thing. Like oh my god you're still saying that thing from last week? Yuck. Weird you're so old now. Damn Daniel that's so yuck. There's this video I saw where they were polling Gen Z'ers

about this one particular slang word that they're saying millennials used. Oh, okay. And to be honest, I don't really connect with this word. I don't think I ever use this word. And I'm interested to know if you ever used it. So you got you and me millennials. Then we've got producer who's our kind of zillennial.

She's right on the cusp. She's millennial. She's a millennial. Yeah, you always say I'm a cusper. She's not even on the cusp. Is she not? No. I'm a hard and fast millennial.

I thought you were a cuspy. She's definitely millennial. I'll take her, but yeah, I'm a millennial. Ella is a gen z-ter. Kierda. Have you guys ever used the word grouse? Ah. No.

No. What does that mean? No, I haven't used it non-ironically. I've never used that word before in my life. I've never heard it. What does it mean? I think it's a Gen X slang word. I've heard it.

Wait, there's a difference between not having used it and knowing it. I have no knowledge of that word. You don't know grouse. I've never heard it. Can you please use it in a sentence? Be like, that song's so grouse. I don't like the way it sounds. Grouse equals great.

Yeah, I'll come over, you've cooked dinner and you'll go, oh, I've actually cooked dinner already and I'll go, oh, grouse. Who used this back in like the 20s? Like seriously. Back in the 20s. No, not 20s. This is what I'm saying.

I don't think it's a millennial slang word. Yeah, it must be old old. I think it's rural is what I think it is. Such a hard word to say. Rural. Rural. You reckon? I don't think so.

We've got some audio where they go around and they ask Gen Zers, have you ever heard of this word and do you know what it means? We're asking young people today if they know the millennial slang word, grouse, which means great. Have you heard of the word grouse before? Grouse, no. Grouse? I don't feel like I have.

No, it sounds like you're referring to something gross. Have you used it recently? Absolutely not. Do you think it sounds like old? Yeah, it does sound old. Would you ever use it? Definitely not. Have you ever heard anyone like Gen Z use it?

No, not unless they had like a millennial sibling. It's not. People on the text machine are saying that I'm right. Cause I said, I think it's a Gen X slang word. I agree with you that it's not millennial. It's not millennial. It could be older than Gen X. Gen X slash boomer.

Yeah. Where's that whiskey famous grouse with the turkey on the bottle? Oh. You don't know famous grouse? No. Yeah, I've never used that word before in my life. Grouse. Yeah. What is a word for you that if someone uses it you're like, that's an old thing to say. Yeah, a date someone. Yeah. Ella? Oh, I just heard this. This is so funny you bring it up, Bree, because I heard my grandmum's friend basically in her mind cuss. So she reacted and she said the word and she was like, sorry. But what she said was my hat. My hat.

And she literally acted as if she was like full on saying the F word. Oh my hat. Yeah. Oh. It's so interesting hearing stories from deeply Christian families. Like things are so different. But she's old. She's like 80, 90. Father forgive me.

Okay. No, that is definitely old school. That's like extreme old school. Have you heard anyone say any words recently where you're like, that's an old slang word? I feel like no one except me ironically uses the word scucks anymore. Like referring to someone as a scucks, you're like that is the most millennial word. But I feel like anyone who's using the word scucks, there's a level of irony to it now. Now there is, but it used to be very serious. Like for everyone that's using it? I guess you could tell. Sure, I hope you can tell because I've been using it. Yeah, because you're a scux.

Wait, let's hear how you say it in the context. My friend who had his first son very young and his son is now old enough to be in the army and he sent through a picture of his son in his full military fatigues and I said, I replied to the group chat with, damn, he's looking dangerously scucks. Oh dear. Yeah, I think you're safe. I think I'm safe, yeah, yeah.

Borderline, I don't love it. No, you're not meant to love it, you're just meant to know that I wasn't being completely serious. Okay. Do you guys think I sound old? Cause I definitely still use the slang word dope oh you do I don't think it sounds old. You don't think it What are you guys hello, it's not like the freshest word out there

But I think if you were using risen stuff like that, it's a no-go. So that's a safe area. Okay. Riz. I think Justin Bieber, yeah. But you're not even using the word Riz, are you? No, no, no, no. Okay, Riz came and went fast. Yeah. You're gonna say Justin Bieber naming his album Swag.

He's brought that back. Swag, swag. Oh yeah, no one's using that. No, because it was all, again, ironic. But is it his word? What do you mean? Oh, he is the swag guy for me. Swag, oh you. Chillin' by the fire.

But it never quite won do, yeah. Well, I guess he did have that song. I say a lot, do you think I can pull off when I say it's giving? It's giving this. Yeah, because you watch Drag Race. It's fine. Yeah, true. Yeah, because I'm part of the community. Yeah, because you, yeah, yeah. It's so TikTok language. Yeah, so you watch Drag Race. It's fine. Yeah, true. Yeah, because I'm part of the community.

Yeah, because you... It's so TikTok language. Yeah, so I feel like I'm okay. Yeah. When people use it in regular sentences though, I'm like, grow up. Someone texted to say that choice as is very millennial coded. Is it? Yeah.

Oh, that's choice as. Fire? Do people say that anymore? Oh, we're drilling down on grouse, by the way. People have said it's definitely Gen X. It's Australian Gen X. Oh, we're drilling down on grouse, by the way. People have said, it's definitely Gen X. It's Australian Gen X. Oh, really? Wow, regional age group.

Someone said dope is Gen X too. Sorry, Bri. What? Is it? Is it really? No, I don't know. Okay, someone else said, I heard someone say on fleek,

literally yesterday. That's 2016. What was on fleek? Eyebrows were on fleek, weren't they? Eyebrows were on fleek. Eyeliner on fleek literally yesterday. What was on fleek? Eyebrows were on fleek. Eye liner on fleek? Outfit could be on fleek. Hair could be on fleek. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. What is a slang word when you hear it you go that's old. That's old. A lot of them too you hear them and you go oh whoa I used to say that. and sometimes I hear them now and I'm like I gotta bring that back there's a few people in the text machine I love this tick someone said that they were yeah here it is I used to say oosh when I was young I've just brought it back oh yeah

I've started bringing oosh back as well oosh works really well it just has a reaction like rather than just sending a thumbs up or a laughing emoji, it's a quick oosh. People are saying that Lesh Goh hasn't been cool for a long time. What are you gonna do about your number plate? I don't know. I need to find the guy that I bought it off because he said he would buy it back like from me. God, what if even he doesn't want it anymore? God, what if even he doesn't want it anymore? Well, if you are listening, I wish, because his girlfriend listened to our show.

Yeah. And then he got in touch with me. If any, if either of you are listening. Have you lost, have you lost the Leshko numberplate guys details? Yeah. Surely if you just put Leshko into your email search box, it'll come up. No, it was all through Instagram. Oh no. Leshko.

Leshko. What are the words you're saying you like you're hearing you like oh that's old shandai is here shinaid sorry shinaid hey shandai you ready for a shandy shandai Monique says you're dumb shinaid what is the slang word when you were like, that's a bit old? I was thinking of the word trippy, but I actually say it myself like all the time. And I feel like-

Use it in a sentence for us, Shanday, in case it's some, you know, some ginsengs might be the first time hearing- Do you call her Shanday again? Oh God. Sinead, why's Sinead not on it? Sinead. He called her Shandayed again. Did I goinead our sonna? Sinead. Yeah.

He called her Sinead again. Did I go Sinead this time? Sinead. Sinead. Yeah, thank you for spelling it correctly, Claudia. Yeah, use it in a sentence. A more flustered now. Yeah.

Oh, good one. I don't know. If someone just says something to you that's about the game, you. Um, oh, good one. I don't know if someone just says something to you that's about the game. You're like, oh, that's a bit trippy. Yeah. I don't know. I say it sometimes. If something weird happens, you go, oh, that's trippy. That's so trippy, Jane.

Yeah, so trippy that happened to me or that happened to you. Irony. Trippy, buzzy. Buzzy and trippy, same thing. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like buzzy's a bit more modern. Thanks Shende.

Alright, thanks Shende. The other one I thought of was Crack Up actually, because I get some odd looks for saying Crack Up. Crack Up is Crack Up, yeah. Crack Up. I hear Clint using that still. I definitely have heard him use that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so Crack Up.

Definitely an old one. I didn't know that that one dated. I thought that was just part of, in the dictionary now, something to be Crack Up. Yeah. No, I definitely get some weird looks from that one. He's He's crack up. She's crack up. That's so crack up Alright, Sinead Thanks Sinead. Nice Someone said awesomeness or coolio

Huge elder millennial vibes they said coolio is a real elder millennial one That's a good email sign off when everything is definitely not coolio. Coolio. And you're like, oh yeah coolio. Someone else said not old at all but whatever happened to the word slay. Oh slay all day. Slay. Eat, sleep, slay, repeat. Jessie's here. Hi Jessie. Hi Jessie. Hello. What is the word, the slang word, where you're like, oh, that sounds a bit dated now? Well, I think it's pretty dated, but I still use the word mint.

Oh, yeah. Mint. Mint's all good, isn't it? Mint's kiwi. Isn't it? That's mint as. Oh. I don't know. Well, let's ask our ginzid. How old are you, Jesse? 27. 27. Oh, yeah, you're kind of a a Gen Z too, but Ella, you're younger. Yeah. Mint, old or young? Yeah, old. Yeah, I would say that's old. Is mint not mint anymore? Mint's like a grandma. Mint, sweet. Your grandma? Your grandma? Yeah, you should cool grandma. How old's your grandma? When you like to know. Yeah, I would.

Ella's grandma's probably 40 toes. Yeah, exactly. Someone texted her and they said, I'm a 49-year-old GenX Australian, so I'm ticking all the boxes here and we used to say, schmick. It means awesome, looking great, or was unreal. Oh, that's so schmick. You're looking schmick. Oh, that car is schmick as.

Oh, those are some shiny shoes. You're looking pretty schmick.'re looking schmick oh that car is schmick as some shiny shoes you're looking pretty schmick someone said cool bananas that sounds like it's from the 50s so lit lit getting lit Liddy McTitty Liddy McTitty yeah someone else said I'm in my early 60s and I remember my two elder brothers who were at high school in the early 70s using the word grouse all the time. They're in their late 60s now. They also use the term grot knob to describe an unattractive girl. Bring that back. A grot knob? You gotta bring that one back. Bring that back. Bring that one back.

What about when they used to describe another slang word for that is a grenade? Yes, don't go to the explanation. Yeah. Not nice. Someone texted and said, what about the saying, I've headed up to the pussy's bowl. Pussy's bow. Oh! Yeah, pussy's bow. I've never heard that. Have you never heard that? No.

Yeah, that's a pretty old one. Well thanks you grot knob. Don't you dare call me a grot knob. Grenade! That's my new's Brian Clint podcast. Disco Lines and Tenache on ZM, Brian Clint. That's a good song. It feels like one of those ones where you'll never hear from the artist again, Disco Lines. Tenache's been around though. Tenache's huge. Do you remember, do you remember Blood Pop,

who had that song with Justin Bieber? Yes. The Friends? Yes. I was like, this is a banger. And then do we ever hear anything from Blood Pop ever again? No, I don't think so. But Never Say Never. Never Say Never.

Look at, who was it? The guy that had a huge hit last year. Oh, the guy Hosea. He had a hit, Take Me To Church, like back in what, 2016? Yeah, or earlier. Yep. And then 10, 15 years later, had another huge hit.

Oh, that's a bit different. Josiah is like a real artist. He's been putting out music. It just hasn't been on the radio. Are you saying Blood Pop is not a real artist? I guess I'm showing my ignorance about disco lines. Are you saying Blood Pop is not a real artist? I guess I'm showing my ignorance about Disco Lines. Are you saying Disco Lines? They may have a massive back catalogue that I'm not aware of. Aren't real artists? I'm just saying Josie A, Josie A, Josie A, Josie A, very good and lots of good music. Oh he's amazing. Lots of good music. I'm just saying. I was waiting for a cease and desist from Disco Line's lawyer and it's coming any

second. Once upon a time there was a girl she was smart, debatable, talented, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bre Brian Clint's What's the Plot? We're back in the money with this game where today if you can beat Bri you win $450. The person who gets the honor is you Sheldon. Welcome to the show. G'day. Hello, Hagan. Hello. Sheldon can I just check before we play this how old are you? 39. Perfect. You're the perfect age for this. Once you know the theme you'll know why. I went and saw Castaway last night, the Tom Hanks movie. Fantastic film. Filmed in Fiji, it was for tourism Fiji, they had it back in the cinemas for one night. 25 years old,

that film this year. Fun fact, the beach where they filmed Castaway, We also filmed a season of Treasure Island. I Did not know that. I'm kidding. I just thought that would sound cool to say Sorry Excited by it and it was too late That would have been a seriously cool. Yeah, I believed it. I believe there as well shoulder I believed it. I believed her as well, Sheldon. Sorry. Sometimes we joke too much. She betrayed our trust.

So today the theme is other movies from the year 2000. Okay. Just like Castaway. Okay. Sheldon, your buzzer is Sheldon. Bree, your buzzer is Bree. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line before you buzz in.

Just get in there because first to two wins. Movie number one from the year 2000. Two bumbling stoners wake up one morning. Bre, dude where's my car? Did you know that one Sheldon? Yeah I didn't just speak me. I could hear Sheldon about to buzz in. What does mine say though? Dude. What does mine say though? Sweeetah. Yeah, but what does mine say?

Dude. Such a dumb movie. You know what's the equivalent? The more modern day version of that is Pineapple Express. Great movie. Such a good movie too. And then... No, no and then.

Movie number two, come on Sheldon, you need this one. I know you can get it. Movies from the 2000s. No, from 2000. An FBI agent is tough. Breit. Breit. Miss Congeniality? No.

Is that what that movie's called? Yes it is. Don't Google it. No Googling please. Not during the game. Jeez. I was just saying if it was, that's what it was called. Sheldon, you have a free guess before I continue with the plotline.

Oh, geez. I have said... Hey that's a great guess Sheldon. No. I have no idea. I will tell you Miss Congeniality did come out in the year 2000 though. Did it! I'll continue with this plotline to see if you guys can get it.

And she's an FBI agent posing as a beauty pageant contestant what a great plot. Here's the rest of this plot an FBI agent is tough smart and a master of disguise there's nothing he can't handle taking on his most challenging role ever he decides to impersonate a cantankerous southern granny using... Brie. Brie. Oh. Big Mama's House? Big Mama's House is correct.

And that's the win. I got lucky today, Sheldon. That's how I feel. But unfortunately, the rules are the rules and we've got 50kfc chicken dollars as a consolation prize. Would you both believe that Miss Congeniality was the next film on my list? No! How does that one start?

When a terrorist threatens to bomb a beauty pageant the FBI rushes to find a female agent. I would have been all over that like a rash on heat. While the intro lines are similar, Miss Congeniality and Big Mama's House, very different films. Yeah, quite different. Yeah. They came out in the same year though, interesting hey. That's what's the plot, we'll play again next week for $500 cash. Guys I thought we could do a little sneaky would you rather who's keen? Me, always keen for a would you rather. I just like

doing would you rathers because they're hypothetical and they let me escape from the actual burden of my real life. They also give you a little insight into people's minds. That too. It's quite interesting. On both ends. You get an insight into someone's mind with their decision, but also you learn a lot about the type of person who would ask a certain would you rather. You know? Yeah, this one's, I mean, we can't ask the would you rather's that we talk about off air. No.

On the radio. Those are saved for private drinks. Yeah. After a few drinks. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, here's the would you rather for this afternoon. Everyone can play along. Would you rather give up kissing forever? Yeah. Or give up sauce forever? Give up sauce forever. And when I say sauce, that covers all sauces. So like pasta sauces.

The whole condiments family. Is like tomato sauce on a pizza base? So do you mean just condiment sauce or does it include pizza sauce? Condiment sauce. Tomato sauce, mustard. So I can still have a tomatoey pasta, pizza, but I have nothing to dip my chips in. No mayonnaise. Like if you're eating a burger, there's no sauce on it. Yeah, okay. That's the difference. No sauce on the burger. So

we're keeping sauce from a can or a jar, We're getting rid of sauce from a bottle. Yes And and when I say sauce from a bottle, I'm including condiments like hot sauce is gone Nah, yeah, that's that's done. No Ayoli, see you later Hummus. Yep. No, no hummus is not a sauce. I Love of hummus hummus is not a sauce. I live off hummus. Hummus is not a sauce. I'm not, that's true. It's a dip. Yeah, you tell her Clint. Hummus is a dip.

Is a dip a sauce? No, it's not. Cause aioli's a dip. Yes, hummus can be considered a sauce. Wow. According to Google. I don't know, I hate this one. While often enjoyed as a dip or spread, it can also be used as a sauce.

Interesting. So it's included. I've never considered that. It's too thick. Yeah. It's too thick. It's too thick. It's too thick.

It's too thick. It's too thick. It's too thick. It's too thick. It's too thick. I hate this one. While often enjoyed as a dip or spread, it can also be used as a sauce. Interesting. So it's included. I've never considered that. It's too thick. Yeah. Just any condiments, wait, any condiments are gone. Yeah, right.

I feel like my gut is telling me which way to go straight away. I'll give up the sauces. I'll give up sauces. I, yeah. Are'll give up sauces. I, yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. It doesn't sound like you're sure.

Nah, I am. I can't imagine not kissing my children ever again, you know? So. I'm giving up kissing. See you later. Really? I'm not having dry sandwiches and burgers and chips. You'd rather have no affection in your life. Yeah, I can just touch my forehead to, you know, I'll just make up a new kissing.

Do you get to keep butterfly kisses? Yeah. You get to keep those. You could you could honky. Like horseradish on your. Nuzzle. Yeah, you can. Yeah, honky and do a nuzzle with your nose.

What about closed mouth kissing? Oh, God, if that's the choice, I'm giving up that. Okay, Claudia. Easy peasy, I'm giving up sauce because I don't really like sauce that much to begin with. Yep. And you don't have anyone to kiss. Oh.

But I'm open to it. To be honest, you have neither of these things. Oh. Ella, forget about hummus. You can keep hummus. What decision are you making? No, no, no. Hummus is included. Oh, she can't keep hummus? Can't keep hummus. Okay, you keep hummus. But if you eat hummus, you can't kiss your new husband Ryan ever again.

No, I love kissing Ryan. Such a good kisser. I'm keeping the kissing. Whoa, you give up hummus for getting a kisser? As a vegan, you almost have nothing left to eat now. I've got a lot of Eve, you know what I mean. No. What? Canceled. Back after this.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. We teased it before, we said who's the big Harry Potter star that has just lost their license. Not what you expect, it's one of the big three too. The main Harry Potter stars. Okay. The tier ones. So Dumbledore? Oh is he a tier one? Nah he's not tier one because they replaced him. You can't be a tier one if you're replaceable. Moaning Myrtle, she's tier one for me. I'd say Moaning Myrtle's a tier three. Would you give her that much? Yeah, nah, at best. Maybe tier four. I love how you and I, both not Harry Potter fans, are now rating the characters.

Claudia, you're a Potter nerd. We're called potheads, thank you. Was Moaning Myrtle, how many movies was she in? A couple. Two. Two or three? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, she's nice. She had an iconic voice though, didn't she?

She's D-list. I feel like she's D-list. In the Harry Potter world. Yeah. Yeah, DTF. Snape. Snape's a B. What? What are you on about? He's an A you idiot. He's an A? No wait there's only three As. The three As are Harry Potter, Hermione and the ginger one. And the ginger one. Which ginger one? The ginger boy. There's a lot of ginger boys. No you're being silly. You know the one. you know the one.

No one else is saying. I haven't even seen it and I know that the Ginger Boys, you're talking about the twins. Yeah. No, but the other Ginger Boys. They're tier three. The other three Ginger Boys. Tier three, I agree.

Name a tier, okay, what is, what's the antagonist? Voldemort. Voldemort. Yeah, what's he? A. B. Oh no, he's gotta be a tier one. He's the main enemy in every movie. Yeah. He's the reason for the movies.

I thought we said there's only three. And by the movies I mean the books. Um, anyway, can we get back on topic? You guys are not qualified for this. Who is the Harry Potter star that's just lost their license? It's Hermione Granger. Emma Watson's lost her driver's license was she drink brooming again was she yeah she was potion brooming she had too

many butterbeers before she got on her broom way too many butterbeers and you say we're not entitled to make Harry Potter jokes. These are top tier. This is an age-old watch. How was that? She got on the Butterbeers before she quidditched her way home. Oh yeah, nice. Nah, it's not funny though. It's serious. What did she do? Because she's lost her license for speeding. I was going to say, I don't picture Emma Watson drink driving.

No, me neither. She's smarter than that. Yeah, yeah. But she... Speeding? Speeding. How fast was she going? Not much. She has lost her license for going 61 in a 50. What? K's not miles either, 61 in a 50. That's nothing. It's not that bad but the issue is she was out of demerit points

which points to a bigger problem that Emma Stone Hermione Granger is a recidivist driving offender. Emma Watson. Emma Watson. What did I say? Emma Stone. Easy. I mean easy. We've been talking about gingers for too long so put me off.

Honestly that is the most relatable thing I've ever heard. Yes. She's lost her license for six months. Wait have you guys been there? I've been there. No. Do I have to tell you about the time? No, no, no, no. Oh, so get this right. In Australia, so I was on my what you guys would call provisional. No, we don't have

that word. Restricted? Restricted? Learners. No, no, no, no, not learners. Restricted. And then you get your open license. Full. Yeah, so I was on my restricted. And so when you're on your restricted, you get four points in Australia. Oh, okay. Which is what like? Four strikes. Which is what? Like the equivalent of 40 points here? I guess.

Because you guys get 100 points? Yeah. Anyway, so I had four points and I didn't realise it was a school zone. So it goes down to 40k's. Anyway, I got done for doing six k's over. So I was doing 46 in a 40 zone. Which is pretty harsh so that was my first one yeah and then how many drinks? No no drinks no drinks and then I got done for being on the phone. At the same time? No no no no no no no. Separately. In the same 12 months though.

So that was the second one so then then, so I've lost pretty much, I'd lose all my points. So these are the options. You either lose your license for three months, right? Or you can go on this thing where it's for 12 months, you're on good behavior. But if, so you keep your license, but you're on one point for 12 months, right?

But if you get done in those 12 months, you then lose your license for six months I feel it's that's quite a good system. So do you take the risk? I took the risk I take the risk and I freaking won. Yeah Not to break the rules again you do that one. Yeah. Well, well I didn't back myself but I took the risk anyway and won. Yeah, wow. Yeah, that's a good system. Anyway, Hermione's been fined $2,356. Oh, that's gonna be a real dent in her millions and millions of dollars.

And she's on the Ubers for the next six months. Oh, that's gonna really put her out. If anyone sees Hermione Granger behind the wheel in the next six months, Dobby Huron. Thank you! There it is. Thank you. Yeah, good.

That was worth it. That is Franklin. Our producer Ella brought a story to the show today about Lewis Capaldi forgetting his own grandma's name, Ella. Yeah, he was on one of his, you know, a podcast. Yeah. And he was asked the question about his grandma and then just casually tangent oh what's what's his what's her name um he didn't know my grandmother died

when i was three so that was she a cool lady your grand yeah she was cool uh what's her name uh i don't know my mom's gonna kill me no she won she won't. What was my cat's name? I just called her Nana. Can I text my mum and ask her what her name was? Please. That's so funny. I mean, he didn't really know her. No, he didn't. But it's funny. No, he was three when she passed away.

Yeah, yeah. But at some point you have a conversation with your parents about their parents. Yeah, that's not an excuse. I live with a three-year-old, my friend's three-year-old, and he knows his parents' names. He goes, Andrew, Abby. He knows, but ask your age. That's his parents. But surely you do the same for your grandparents. Yeah, nah. Okay, what if his parents died and then you ask him 20 years down the track. You'd learn

that wouldn't you? I don't know if they didn't feature in your life I don't know I think Lewis Capaldi gets a pass card. I think he gets a pass card. Because he knows her because he has a name for her he knows her as granny. He also didn't call her by her first name. Nah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I had to text my mum recently and ask what my granddad's name was because he had a nickname and we knew him by the nickname. Yeah right, so that makes sense. But also he died when I was like seven. That's the same as my grandpa, he died, I was about seven and he had a nickname but I know his first name, his real name, his history like I just found like growing up. You took an interest in your family I've just been sitting here as you guys have been talking making sure that I remember all my grandparents names. Go you're on the spot I won all four. Edna. Oh my god I knew it was gonna be Edna. And Reginald was my mom's parents. Great

grandparent names. And then my dad's parents was Antonio yeah and Adelina. My gosh, perfect. You get a gold star. Very nice. Thank you guys, thank you. Amazing. Okay, your turn, go. Carolyn Christopher. Yes.

Mum's parents. Yep. And then dad's parents, who we didn't see a lot. Okay. Litris and Ira. Litris. Yep, and Ira. Well no wonder your dad has an interesting name. Yeah he's from the interesting name family.

Yeah. Yeah. He's got made up names. Anyway, rest in peace to all of those eight grandparents just mentioned. You had an idea Ella and I feel like this is directed at me where we can role play, how to act cool in a situation where you clearly don't know someone's name, but they're in front of you. Yeah, what's the best way to go about it? Because it's all happened to us.

We see someone familiar and we're like, it happens to me so much. And the worst bit is when you kind of need to introduce them to someone else in the group conversation. Yeah, that's when the person you need to have this unsaid thing between the person you're with at the event. Clint and I have this unsaid thing. Where if we're at an event, I know for a fact,

if someone comes to say hello to him, most of the time he won't remember their name. Watch this, Claudia, you arrive. Me and Bree are hanging out. It's nice here, right? Oh, hey guys, how are you? Oh, hi, how are you going? Hey Clint, what's going on?

Good day, my name's Bree. What's your name? Oh, Claudia. Oh, hi Claudia, nice to meet you. So we've actually met. No, what's your name? Claudia. Oh hi Claudia, nice to meet you. No! No! I'm your producer.

You set me up for that one. And then click no I would have been fired. You're right, that's the risky one. It needs to go like this, do it again, so you and me are hanging out and then you arrive Ella. Oh yeah so. I've got a pass card, hall pass tonight. I do. Oh hi Ella. G'day Ella, how are you? Good a passcard. Hall pass tonight. I do. Oh, hi Ella.

Oh g'day Ella, how are you? Good mate, Brie, it's been forever. It is. I feel like if you know someone's name, if you know someone's name, get it out there for the group. Just get it out there for the group. And you know what the worst question to ask is, have you guys met? I don't know, have we?

Don't put me on the spot like that. Oh that is a dangerous question. I always wait for them to say because I'm like you look familiar and I feel that we maybe have. Do you know what I've started responding with because I've had too many where I go no and they go yes we have. I've started responding with so you say oh have you guys met and I go I don't know. Just be honest. I don't know if that's the best response. I do sometimes go, oh, maybe. Oh, yeah, the other one I do is,

so say it, so say it with me and Brie. Oh, hey, Clint, have you guys met? I think so. Yeah, I think we have. Yeah, that's better. That's much better. But you're both like, I have no idea. Yeah, the person's like,

we slept together three times. Didn't that actually happen? It happened, Clint. No, it did not. Um, we slept together three times. Didn't that actually happen? No, it did not. Um, in one time at a party though, this girl came up to Clint and was like, Clint and knew all this stuff about him and Clint had no idea who she was. And then she goes, you don't remember who I am.

And then Clint was like, nah, of course I do. And she's like, we hung out at a wedding. She pulled out her phone, took a selfie of both of us, and I said, what are you doing? She goes, sending this to your wife. Oh. I mean, Clint, you are- Because she knows us that well.

Yeah. Called out. You are a hot shot radio DJ. It was very awkward for me. And at that point, I slinked away and left Clint to deal with that situation. It's just safer these days not to leave the house I think. Yeah I think so.

ZM's Breanne Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Breanne Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's see what we get today. Simon's gonna go first.

G'day Simon. Hi Simon. Good evening team how are we today? Good thank you mate. How's your day been out of 10? I'd say solid 8 and a half. That's pretty bloody good. Let's see if birthday banger, what you get will bring it up half a point. What is your date of birth? 8th of April 1978. Alright that means you were 16 in 1994 Simon. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday band. An absolute Mariah Carey anthem without you.

What do you reckon, Simon? Oh, yeah, it's a bit of a classic one for the G8. Do you guys remember that American Idol contestant that sang Kinley? Oh, yes, that's right, Kinley. Kinley, a liba di bodao choo. So cute. It could be worse, Simon. It is a ballad, it is a ballad for the ages.

Wait there Simon, we're gonna do a birthday banger for Natalie, who's doing their dad's birthday banger and dad listens in the UK so he'll have to get this on the podcast. Welcome to the show Nat. Hi Nat. Hi, thanks for having me. No, thanks for calling through. This is big time so we're gonna do your dad birthday, who's in the UK. What's his date of birth? 16th of the 7th, 1951. All right.

That means he was... I was 16 on his birthday yesterday. Oh, no way! He was 16, though, in 1967, and here's his birthday banger. ["All You Need Is Love"] All you need is love. Oh, that's a great one. All you need is love. That's the best one ever.

The Beatles and All You Need Is Love. God, he'll be happy with that, surely. Classic Beatles. Classic Beatles. All anyone needs is love, right? Yes. That's all anyone needs. You almost sound like you've got a Liverpool accent

on you too, Nedley. Oh, nearly, wrong side. Wrong side. York needs. You almost sound like you've got a Liverpool accent on you too, Natalie. Oh, nearly, wrong side. Wrong side. Yorkshire. You're Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Well, that's the street northern, yeah. I love the puddings from there. She springs Yorkshire.

Yeah, great puddings. Yeah, I love the puddings. Wait there, Nat. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Hunter, who's doing his dad James' birthday banger. Hi, Hunter. Hi, Hunter. Hi. How old are you, Hunter' birthday banger. Hi Hunter. Hi Hunter. Hi.

How old are you Hunter? I'm 12. Okay, so not old enough yet to do birthday banger, but you're gonna do dad's and what's his birthday? It is the 22nd of August, 1984. Right, that means your dad was 16 in the year 2000 and Hunter, his dad's birthday banger. I don't wanna rock, rock, DJ Oh dad's birthday banger.

Oh what a bop! Robbie Williams rock DJ, it's a banger. Do you know it Hunter? Oh no I don't. Wow. It's a great one Hunter. That's hard to hear. Yes. I feel Hunter could do with a musical education and he should hear his dad James' birthday banger Robbie Williams.

I'm going Robbie Williams all day. Hunter, you and your dad just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Hell yeah. Cool, thanks. No worries. Here you go, from the year 2000, it's Robbie Williams on ZM, Brian Clint. Me with the floor show, kickin' with your torso.

Boys getting high and the girls even more so. Wave your hands if you're not with a man. Can I kick it? Yes you can! ZM Brinklin. You know that feeling when you, do you remember the first time you found out that some celebrities' names aren't their actual names?

Yeah, I felt very, very cheated. Me too. You know? Me too. I can't remember the first one that I ever learnt of, very, very cheated. Me too. You know? Me too. I can't remember the first one that I ever learned off, but it's the Elton John Reginald, Reginald Dwight? Is that his real name? Reginald Dwight.

Reginald Dwight. And you go, that is lame. And then you also go, let's see why I changed it. That too. Absolutely. So with that in mind, I've got a list of actors, not musicians, and it's your job to see if you can guess who the actor is that that real name belongs to. Okay. Okay. Oh fun. Everybody can play this in the car as well. Producers you can play along with

this too. What actor am I thinking of when I talk about Mark Sinclair? Mark Sinclair. We've started on expert mode. Mark Ruffalo. No, his first name is not Mark and his last name is not Sinclair. Oh, shh. I was for sure thinking it was a Mark. No one knows it. Is it?

Yeah. Pierce Brosnan. No, it's not Pierce Brosnan, but this person does drive fast cars. Is it George Clooney? No. Tom Hardy. No.

Tom Cruise. It's Vin Diesel, guys. Oh, I did know that, I have heard that. Vin Diesel's Cruise. It's Vin Diesel guys. I did know that, I have heard that. Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair. I was so shocked to learn that Vin Diesel's name wasn't given to him at birth. Yeah, yeah. Should have been Vin Petrel.

Who's Maurice Micklewhite? Maurice Micklewhite? Oh, from Schitt's Creek? No. Maura. Maurice not... Maurice Micklewhite? Ah, from Schitt's Creek? No. Maurice not- Maurice Micklewhite, he's an elderly gentleman now, but he's an iconic actor. Is it- He was in Batman?

In Batman. Maurice Mickleman. Does he play Alfred in Batman? No, Micklewhite. He does play Alfred. Oh, I don't know. Oh, that British dude. It's Michael Caine, isn't it? Yeah, it's Michael Caine. Michael Caine's real name is Maurice McElroy, isn't it? Wow.

That's a great name. Yeah, right. Maurice. Who's Nita Lee Herschlag? Is that Catherine Zeta-Jones? No. Nita Lee Herschlag. Who's Scottish or something?

No, it's not Scottish. Irish? No. European? German? No, the person is American. Oh, okay. I don't know where the origins of Herschlag come from,

but sounds Eastern block of some sort. Give us a hint. Star Wars? Daisy Ridley. No. I've never watched the main one the one that plays Princess Leia yes what's her name no not Princess Leia no it's Natalie Portman guys what what Natalie Portman's real name is Neeta

Neeta Lee Hirschlar yeah she's Jewish like Natalie oh she's Jewish that's where it comes from you guys won't know this person. Oh, this is a good one. Emily Jean Stone. Oh, Emma Stone. Well done. And she actually likes and prefers to be called Emily. Yeah.

So if you ever interview her. Yeah, call her Emily. Who's Thomas Martha-Purr the fourth? Thomas the Tank Engine. Thomas Martha-Purr Perth yes it is Tom Cruise Thomas middle name Cruz Martha Perth the fourth oh wow what a pretentious name yeah but how cool is Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is way better than Thomas Martha Perth the fourth when you know you're gonna make race car movies and fighter jet movies. These are actors real names.

It's the actor real name game. Who's Nicholas Kim Coppola? Nicholas Cage. I was going to say that. It is Nick Cage. Yeah. Go on. Couple more.

Who's Eric Marlin Bishop? Eric Bishop. Oh, I feel like I've heard this name before. Eric. He's very cool. He's black. Doctor Who. Edris Elba. No. Doctor Eric. He's very cool. He's black. Doctor Who. Edris Elba.

No. Doctor Who. He's American black. Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx. Come on! Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric Marlin Bishop. Jamie Foxx, way cooler.

And final one, who's... Well, you're gonna know when I say their first name, but please let me get the whole name out first because it's funny. Okay don't say the first name then. Last name Raphael Bottom. Raphael Bottom? First initial J. J Raphael Bottom. John Hamm. No. Would that be... oh god. His brother would have been R-Bottom. And he's dead. Oh no. J-Raphael Bottom. Joaquin Phoenix.

Wait, did you say he's dead? No, his brother's dead. River Phoenix. Is his brother dead? Yeah, River Phoenix. And famously. Died outside the Viper Room in the 90s with Johnny Depp. I didn't know that.

Yeah, OD'd outside the Viper Room on Sunset Strip. With Johnny Depp? Yeah, I think Johnny Depp was there. What did he do? He was just there. Oh! Just doing Johnny Depp things. Being a pirate.

Anyway, you're focusing on the wrong bit, guys. Joaquin Phoenix's real last name is Bottom. Was he Joaquin Bottom? Yeah. God, him and... I just looked him up. Wonder what age he was when he learned to Joaquin his own bottom. Yeah, that's what you do after you go to the bathroom. Yeah. Throw a vomit. Heman Joaquin looked nothing alike. River Phoenix, very attractive. Yeah, they looked nothing alike.

That's a hot name, River Phoenix. That's cool. You've never heard that song that goes, I'm on the drug's about River Phoenix who died of drugs. But his actual name? River Bottom. River Bottom. That's the actor real name game. It's quite rocky. That's Bree after cheese. River Bottom.

No that's Laugh-A-Bottom. The US TV personality Kelly Ripper. Are you familiar? The name, but not the person. Very famous TV presenter. She's been in the game for a long time. Host Morning TV. Yeah, she's a Ripper. She's an absolute Ripper. Her husband, who is also her co-host. Oh, Classic Dynamic. Mark Consuelos. very good looking fella.

JJ and Dom. Polly and Grant. All the famous media duos, who else? Bryce and Sharon, you know Bryce and Sharon refused to ever do a radio show together because every other radio show has resulted in divorce? They're smart. Yeah, very smart.

Very smart for them. Very smart, and let that be a warning to Kelly Ripper and- Mark Consuelos. Mark Consuelos. That's why you and I have never hooked up. Exactly right. Well we'll hook up, we won't get married. No, that's a definite. So they essentially have been hosting the morning show together and she's appeared on a podcast where they've asked her quite an intimate question about her husband, whether he likes indoor gardening more in the morning or at nighttime.

Are you an evening person or a morning person? Oh, definitely not morning. I find it disgusting. He wants to do it in the morning? Only in the morning. Do you kiss too with the morning breath? Yeah, he wants to kiss. Oh.

She's disgusting. So that's Kelly Ripper who said it was disgusting. Yeah, she said that her husband likes to indoor garden in the morning and she's disgusted by it So that only disgusted because of the breath thing. I mean you don't have to kiss. I just don't feel How romantic of you I just don't feel my best babe, you don't even have to move if you don't want to You know what they say? People always say to me, does Clint Roberts know women? And I say, he does.

I know some. He gets women. He gets them. I just don't feel my best in the morning. Right, OK. I'm just like, ugh. You know, I'm half asleep. Really?

Not a good time. You're not rested and refreshed? No, I never wake up feeling rested. Oh, okay. What are you? Morning, afternoon, night, lunchtime? Yes. To everything?

Everything except... All of the above? Everything except daytime. Okay. Daytime to me is strange. Anything between the hours of... Okay. Nine and sundown.

You know? Cause you're living in a Western? Yeah, well, whatever, whenever it gets dark, because to me- Hello there, prolete, I'll beat you at sundown. You know my main issue? Yeah. Do we pull the curtains?

Well, that's a good question. Like- I think it depends where your house is. Do we both have to just coincidentally happen to be in the bedroom at that time? And if we're not- Yeah, how is it organically happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Especially. It doesn't, it doesn't, doesn't, the math doesn't math for me. Well, you're a lights off. I think we've discussed this before. So like during the day, how do you turn the lights off? You don't. Excuse you, excuse you. Is that wrong? Are you there?

Is that wrong? No, you've told me. No, it's not, no, it's not wrong, but I didn't ask you to reveal that detail. No, you have. Well, Breeze, well Breeze pants on, okay? Okay, that's weird., but I didn't ask you to reveal that detail. No, you have! Well, breathe pants on, okay? Okay, that's weird. Anyway.

It got really weird. Morning or night? You're obviously night. Like preference. Night. Do we ask the producers? I'm not going to ask the producers. I don't think they want to.

Hey, producers, morning or night? You don't have to answer. Never at the moment. Never, that's right. Hashtag forever alone. And then Ella? Saturday arvo. Yes, Ella. So specific. Never, that's right. Hashtag forever alone. And then Ella?

Ella, Saturday arvo. Yes, Ella. So specific. Newly married and it's already scheduled in. Good stuff. The ZM Podcast Network. I want you to turn your car radio up for a second for the next audio sting because it's one of our best.

Yeah. If this works, you should hear a jet plane flying through your car as I announce a new round of aviation news on the Bri and Clint show I Felt it did it work. Yeah, it works Come in one window Wait, let's just test this is it going from right to left for you? I don't know right and left it came in the driver's window and went out the passenger's so that's right to left Yeah, the one more So that's right to left. Yeah. One more time. Yeah. Right to left. Nice. This is aviation

news and it's for anyone who is sick and tired of how long and frustrating it is to go through airport security. You're like, come on guys, 9-11 was ages ago. I do hate in Queenstown airport how you have to take your shoes off. So everywhere in the world airport security is led by what the US do. Essentially they're the biggest, the people who have had the most issues and they kind of set the tone. When they started asking people to take their shoes off, the rest of the world started asking people to take their shoes off. Queenstown's got to be the most frustrating place to take your shoes off because everyone's wearing boots. Yeah the most frustrating place to take your shoes off,

because everyone's wearing boots. Yeah. It takes so long. It gets me every time too. The US is getting rid of the take your shoes off thing. Are they? Yeah, and that's not the big news. But what they've realised is those full body scanners

that can see everything on your body, turns out they can see what's inside your shoes too. So you can just leave them on. They would have known this. Yes. Yes. How annoying. It comes, if you wonder why you have to take your shoes off, there was one incident in the 2000s where someone tried to take a shoe bomb onto a plane. Oh, I thought it was like a little flick knife in the shoe.

Nah, it was a shoe bomb. It was a bomb concealed inside a shoe. Okay. But they caught the person. Yeah, right. That makes sense now. But then after that, one person does it. So every person, everywhere, millions of people daily around the world now have to take their shoes off. They're starting to get rid of it. The other one that they're going to remove in the US. The liquids thing? The liquids thing. I love this one. The liquids thing. The liquids thing? The liquids thing. I love this one. The liquids thing.

Ever since 2006, when again, someone tried to take a bomb onto a plane, which involved liquids that they were gonna mix on the plane. Yes. Every person has been reduced in the amount of liquid they can take on and you have to put it in one of those

annoying Ziploc bag things. And they always go through your bags and they find a moisturiser, which probably costs you 60 bucks. And they're like, 125 mils only, and it's 150. And you're like, but I've used half of it. And they go, uh-uh. And they throw your moisturiser away. Yeah.

They're changing it. They're gonna do away with that too. Finally. Either that or they're going to increase the liquid limit. I hate having to put all my liquids in a little bag and then you have to like, when you get to your destination, then you have to unpack all your liquids back into their, you know, bags.

That's frustrating. Have you noticed that they have started to let you leave your laptop inside your bag now too? Love it. Isn't it great? So good. I'm like, how can your scanner see all the things through my bag, but you can't see my all the things through my bag?

Yeah. But you can't see my laptop that is in my bag and what's in the laptop. And how do you know when you're looking at my laptop and the scanner, cause sometimes you get to see the screen and you see the inside of your laptop. How do you know that I haven't just made a bomb that looks like a laptop? I shouldn't say that out loud cause I might get flagged for security, but you know what's the difference between- You're so getting flagged.

Oh God, I'm getting- I'm getting fingered at the airport, aren't I? You're getting flagged again. Remember the last time? I'm getting probed. Clint was like, take me, I wanna be searched. Ha ha ha ha. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.

And that's the end of the Brinklin show. Woo hoo! And tomorrow's frickin' Friday. How good. This week has just evaporated. It's flown by hasn't it? Hasn't it? Mmm.

Hasn't it? Hasn't it? Time flies when you're having fun. Yeah, or you're depressed. Doesn't I would have thought time dragged when you were depressed? I feel like time just kind of slips away when you're depressed. Like it just kind of turns into, it all turns into the same. Like it's blurry.

That seasonal depression. Terrible. Terrible stuff. Right. Technically I'm off the clock now. I just need to check. Is this a cry for help or? No, I'm just saying.

It's good to talk about it. You're so easy to talk to about this stuff too. And on that note, I think we should go. We don't... No, I think we should stay for a little bit longer and say, don't make light of these situations. They are serious. Oh, way to bring down the mood. And... Way to bring down the mood. And... Way to bring down the bloody mood. And if any of my friends are listening, I'm here for you.

Yeah? Yeah, that felt really natural from you. Okay, cool. That goes for you. Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok... And live weekdays from 3 on ZM.