ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th June 2022

Episode Date: June 17, 2022

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Ready! Welcome to the podcast, everybody. It's Brie, Clint, Anastasia, Sam, Claudia. Shit, we've got a big team at the moment huge when are we revealing the other news oh next week there's too much going on this week

we've got time we can reveal it next week eh yeah it's a next week thing kick a can down the road it's a future us problem yeah that's future us's problem I've got to talk to Channing's team, so we've got to organise that.

When does he fly in? Huh? When does he fly in? Bree, this is a surprise. I don't know what you're talking about. It's next week's thing. Next week, is it? Have you ever heard of the bar guys?

You've just set the bar weight. I know. Producer Claude is here, day three. Hey, girl. I'm exhausted. Is that because you've been hanging out with us? It's because I've been having too much fun. Oh, yeah, no, sure.

It's because we took you to a dodgy pokey bar in Rotorua last night. Oh, my God, how fun was last night? That was wicked. It was very fun. So we were broadcasting from my hometown of Rotorua, and we went out for dinner, and it was nice, and then we went to find a pool table, and the only one we could find was in this bar that has

karaoke sports bar. The karaoke sports bar. Not karaoke slash sports bar. Not karaoke and sports bar. Karaoke sports bar. Shout out to Mo's. Had pokies in there. Had a pool table. Karaoke. Awesome people. Yeah lovely. Everyone welcomed us in with open arms.

Free one 150 bucks. Yeah on the slots. And then I played the pokies. It was great. And then you announced it as we walked down the street. And then she did some gambling. And then I did some gambling. What did you say, Claudia?

You announced it as we were walking down the street. Did I? I won at the pokies. And we were like. And I was like, no shade to my hometown, but can you shut the fuck up? Shout out to auntie. Those $2 coins are going to get nabbed. No, I cashed it in for notes.

Oh, of course. Just crisp $5 notes. Just that. Yeah. Shout out to Aunty. She was so, so much fun. She usually works there at the karaoke bar, but she only works there on Friday and Saturday night,

so she was there to have fun. She was in Mufti. First she on Friday and Saturday night, so she was there, you know, to have fun. She was in Mufti. First she got up and she did karaoke and she was great. Then she decided she'd make us some special shots behind the bar, which were, what were they, Snickers shots? Snickers. Delicious. What goes on a Snickers shot?

It was so yummy. Some sort of frangelico or something. Tasted. Like a caramel liqueur probably. It was pretty good. It was real good And then she was just I mean she was carrying the team

Oh and then she helped you get your money out of the pokey machine That's right she did that too But she wasn't working She wasn't on the clock She was just being a fan Volunteer She was being an auntie She was

Okay we're all a bit naked So let's do an international birthday banger It's my birthday It's my birthday It's Brian Clint's birthday banger It's my birthday It's my birthday It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger The podcast You tell us your birthday on our Facebook page Bree and Clint Podcast Family

And slowly but surely we get through them all The first one is for Sarah Maloney Believe it or not, she's from Tipperary It's a long way to Tipperary It's a long way Who knew Tipperary was It's a long way to Tipperary. It's a long way. Who knew Tipperary was a real place? I've never heard this song in my life. What?

What is this? This is a classic. By who? I don't know. I have never heard this either, Brie. No one knows who it's by. They knew it. I didn't.

I don't know it. Producer Claude and me are on the same page. You just always sing it. When someone says it's a long way somewhere, you just go, It's a long way to Tipperary. Do you know it, Sage? Should we leave?

I'm really happy that we're all on the same page. I actually think it's a good thing, to be honest. I think it's a good thing, too. I feel sane. Okay, Sarah from Tipperary in Ireland, by the way. Let's do your birthday banger. Yes, Sarah, you were born on Ireland, by the way. Let's do your birthday banger. Yes. Sarah, you were born on the 6th of August 1985,

which means you were 16 in 2001. And here's your birthday banger. It's a long way to Tipperary. It's a long way to go. It's a long way. Just kidding. It sounds like it's a gospel song or something. Here's your birthday banger.

What's that? It's a folk song. Folk song, yeah. Atomic Kitten, Eternal Flame. This is the cover. Who did the original? Not Atomic Kitten. I don't think. No, I think you're right, actually.

I'm pretty sure. Donks, can you find out who did the original of Eternal Flame? We'll move on to Lauren Clark. We need that screen, sorry. The Bangles. Oh, okay. Did the original. Lauren Clark's from Melbourne, Australia.

G'day, Lozza. Clarky, as we call her. You were born on the 3rd of February, 1987, which means you were 16 in 2003. And, Lauren, this one's for you. Banger. All-time banger. Super Bowl halftime vibes.

Yeah. He did the song, eh? He did, yeah. Part of it, anyway. From 2003. Okay, one more for another Lauren. This one from Ridgeway in Cheshire in the UK. You said Lauren from Ridgeway. Oh, Lauren Cheshire from Ridgeway.

Lauren Cheshire. Cheshire. Lauren Ridgeway from Cheshire in the UK. Lauren Ridgeway from, I love the name of that place. Cheshire. Yeah, like the cat from Cheshire in the UK. Lauren Ridgway from, I love the name of that place, Cheshire. Yeah, like the cat. Cheshire. Lauren, you were born on the 3rd as well, but of August 1995,

which means you were 16 in 2011. And here's your birthday banger. It's a long way to Tipperary. She's from Cheshire. It's a long way to Cheshire. It's a longire. Just kidding. Shake that. One of the most overplayed songs on the radio ever.

The reason that our landfills are currently filled with fluorescent clothing. LMFAO from Party Rock Anthem. Did you ever meet? They're discarded sunglass lenses because of LMFAO as well. Anthem did you ever meet I would have discarded sunglass lenses because of LMFAO as well they started the blinds sunglasses

no that was Kanye they started the sunglasses with no lenses in them oh yeah did you ever meet Red Hood you're getting your

mid 2000's sunglasses who was the person with the bandaid on the Nelly I was joking of course I knew

that was Nelly it was Nelly oh I was joking. Of course I knew that was Nelly for Tata. It was Nelly. Oh. I think it was these guys. It's a long way to Tipperary. Is this joke over yet? It's a long way... I think it never began.

No, it didn't. No, it was good. The first time was good. The winner is Eminem and Lose Yourself. Yeah. 100%. Enjoy it, Lauren Clark. Lozza.

From Melbourne, Australia. Clarky man. I wonder if she's it, Lauren Clark. Lozza. From Melbourne, Australia. Clarky. I wonder if she's related to Michael Clark. Is he from Melbourne? Yeah, I think he is, actually. One of the only Australian cricketers I like. Really? What about Shane Warne?

Oh, yeah, RIP Shane Warne. Yeah, but you liked him. Yeah. He was a ghost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to like him. I said one of, okay? Bye, everybody. See you next week. Sorry, he's coming ghost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to like him. One of, okay? Okay. Bye, everybody.

See you next week. Sorry, you cut me off. I said bye too. He looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down. Three, two, one. It is Branklin's. G'day, everybody.

Welcome to the show. It's Brian Clint. Hold on there, Nelly Furtado, you promiscuous girl, you. Call you Jets woman. Yeah, we got to do this first and then you can sing. We got to have some pointless jibber jabber before you start singing. Yeah, we got to tell people what's coming up on the show. What's coming up on the show, Bri?

Oh, there's so much. It's a jam-packed show. You can win KFC chicken dollars around 4.30 with the One Second Song Challenge. There's also a special edition Friday Okie coming up for you this afternoon. Yeah, are we revealing the special secret? I think we can.

I think we can, right? I think we can. Yeah. Today, we will be doing Jack Harlow's First Class. Yes. Which is, I mean, a massive song. You've probably heard it a million times on this station. Yep.

But a special guest will be on the Friday Oki line-up. And that will be my mother, Mama Di. Mama Di does Friday Oki and she raps as well. First appearance on Friday Oki for Mama Di. Will she be asked back? Well, you be the judge. How's she going to do it? I reckon she might accidentally dominate this afternoon,

so we need to watch out. I mean, it is iconic when she did Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. How will she go doing Jack Harlow's first class? You'll have to be here at 5pm to hear it. We'll kick things off with Tradie vs Lady. If you're keen to play, call us right now on 0800-DIALS-AT-M

and we'll play for 50 KFC chicken dollars after... Oh, you wouldn't believe it. She's back. She's back. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Alright, the Tradies versus the ladies.

The score is 53 to 40. Ish. Ish. We'll check that over the weekend. It is. No, that's the score. We're so good at this. Producer Anastasia is saying. We're so good at this.

We're so confident. Hey, we check it, though. Inaccurate. Yeah. Yeah, we do a lot of research. Let's welcome our contestants. Our lady first is 35 years old. She's from Auckland, and she's a mum to a nine-year-old.

Welcome to the show, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Hi. What's your daughter's or your son's name? My daughter's name is Ruby. Oh, cute. Cute. Is she listening right now?

Probably not. Okay, well, you've got to win it for Ruby then, okay, Beck? You're taking on our tradie today. He's also 35, so you have the same amount of experience. He's from Timaru, and he is also from Ireland. Please welcome to the show, Eamon. Hello, Eamon. How you got on?

Mate, was that you that released that song back in the day, FU? No. No, not me. Just thought I'd check. Yeah, yeah. All right. I was going to ask if you got back with her or not. Your buzzer is Chadi.

Rebecca, yours is Lady, first to three, gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. A video of Tom Hanks has gone viral after fans accidentally pushed his wife trying to get photos of the couple. What was the name of the movie where he has a volleyball named Wilson? Yes, Amon.

Castaway. That is Castaway. Iconic film. Wilson! Wilson! I'm sorry! I cry every time and I'm like, it's a damn volleyball. Anyway, question number two, one to the tradies.

The Super Rugby final is this weekend at a sold-out Eden Park. Name both teams competing on Sunday night. Amen, just. Blues and Crusaders. That is correct. Two to the tradies. Question number three. You need this one here, Beck.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies. Yes, Bec. Yes, Rebecca. Is it Whitney Houston? Yes, it is, baby. The iconic, obviously, remix by Kygo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But still, one to the ladies, two to the tradies. We're still on. Question number four. After news this week that there is a shortage of sriracha, they are now saying olive oil is next on the list. Name a different type of cooking oil other than olive oil. Ready? Aiming for the win.

Canola. Well done. He's got it. White game. Not Rebecca's day. Eamon, there's 50 bucks cash coming to you from KFC. Congratulations. Cheers, thank you.

Canterbury beat Auckland in Tradiverse Ladies. There you go. Is that an omen for this weekend? Is it a sign? Hopefully not. Bree and Clint. There's a story that I read this morning about a couple where this woman was talking about how

she has been dating this guy for five years but there's a particular joke he has made over and over again for a number of years yeah and she finds it so annoying and so frustrating she's thinking of breaking up with him what no that's true love if someone if someone is willing to make the same shit joke to you every single day for the rest of your life, that's true love. Okay, wait. You need to hear the details first

and then you can decide, okay? So she said early in their relationship they went on a holiday and they were staying at this really nice resort and they were in the gift shop and this guy walked in with his son and the son looked about 10 or 12 and apparently they were buying snacks

and the dad said to the son, they were looking at the Pringles and the dad said to the son, hey, son, do you want some Pwingies? And called them Pwingies, right? Nah, that's not a joke. Anyway, over the next couple of days on the holidays, she said her and her boyfriend would make the joke to each other.

Yeah. Hey, do you want some Pwingies for the room? Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah. But then he's continued on calling them that for years. And she hates it. I'm not even in that relationship.

I hate it. But Pwingies gives me the ick. Pwingies? And she hates it I'm not even in that relationship But I hate it Poingies gives me the ick Poingies If someone goes If I said to you Hey Clint do you want some poingies Anything

Anything in baby voice Gives me the ick Not good eh And poingies is baby voice Baby voice Not cute No No

You said joke That's just an annoying Well it was like a personal Attempt at being cute. It was like a personal joke between them where they were making fun of it. But then now he just... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Were they making fun of a guy who said pwingies? Yes. Oh, he never said it originally. No. They were making fun of the situation where they overheard it. That's a little bit different, but yeah. But no, but he now just calls them pwingies.

Yeah, right. And it's like a joke. Really? And she's considering leaving him over it. That's what she says it would be annoying she's asked him to stop it

he said he will never stop this is the issue with a long term relationship is when you find out that something annoys your partner

you're actually a little bit more incentivised to keep doing it than stop doing it I mean the ultimatum of ending the relationship is a big one

and that might make you change your mind it's the same like I liken it to the same thing you ending the relationship is a big one and that might make you change your mind. It's the same, like, I liken it to the same thing. You know when you're a kid and someone, like your parents go, don't touch this big red button. Yeah. And all you want to do is touch the big red button. Yeah. And so when your partner goes,

don't do that, it annoys me. All you want to do is do it. It's like how my wife says to me, I want you to cut your toenails. So I don't cut my toenails. Oh, yuck. That's given me the ick. And you know what I just pictured? You in bed, cutting her with your long toenails.

And she's like, cut your damn toenails. Have you guys talked? That's exactly what she says. I bet it is. Oh, yuck. I thought we could. She calls them my talons. They're fine, by the way.

They're fine. Are they? Yeah, I had a pedicure with Maddie McLean six months ago. Show me your feet right now. We'll do it later. Okay.

No, you're stalling. Do your thing you want to do. Come on. No, you're stalling. I want to see it now. I'll show you in the song. After the song? Yeah.

You promise? Yeah. Okay. You're not going to show me. I'll show you later. I want to ask people because this guy's obviously calling Pringles Pwingies.

Do you have a different name for something? Like within your family, within your partnership, like your relationship, do you call an item something different? Oh, gross. We're going to hear everybody's cutesy names. Maybe not. Oh, we are. We're going to hear all the

cute names they've got for food. Shall we get some takey-wakeys? Can I give some nuchy-wuchies? Maybe, you know, someone has a different name for their partner's bum. You know? Bree and Clint. Look, we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what's the different name you have for something within your relationship or maybe it's in

your friend group or family? Because a woman is threatening to dump her five year long boyfriend after he won't stop calling Pringles poinkies. Yuck, by the way. Yuck. It just reminded me, can you let everyone know that my toenails are fine?

I looked at Clint's toenails And they are They're on the cusp No, they're fine Mine looked a bit You might have it ingrown Remember recently we got a glimpse into Nigella Lawson's family life

And what she calls a certain kitchen appliance But I still need a bit of milk Full fat Which I've warmed in the microwave I love it so much and what she calls a certain kitchen appliance. But I still need a bit of milk, full fat, which I've warmed in the microwave. I love it. I love it so much. She would definitely call a lasagna a lasagna. She can call it a frigging UFO for all I care.

She can do whatever she wants. She can do no wrong. Let's get some people on and find out about the weird-ass things they call things. Angela's here. Hi, Angela. Hi, Ange. Hi, how are you?

Good, thanks. It's your kids that have named something different. Yeah, well, when they were one and two and they couldn't really speak properly, they used to try and put their clothes in the mushy mushy and they used to like to push the button. In the mushy mushy.

In the mushy mushy, yeah. In the mushy mushy, yeah. And I assume mushy mushy's washing machine? It is the washing machine. Mushy Mushy, yeah. Mushy Mushy. And is Mushy Mushy's washing machine? It is the washing machine. Well done. Yeah, obviously it's a washing machine. Clint, wake up. I thought it was a micro-wave.

I must say, they're 15 and 16 now, and we still call it the Mushy Mushy. I like that. That's quite sweet. Yeah. And it's going to be embarrassing for them when they go flatting, though, and they have no idea how to say it properly.

But I will take joy in embarrassing them. Yeah, totally. Telling them to empty the mushy mushy before they leave. The first time they say to one of their flatmates, who left these old towels in the mushy mushy? And they're like, pardon me? Thanks, Angela. Let's go to Libby.

Hey, Libby. Hi, Libby. Hi. This is something that happens in your flat. You've got a different name for something. Yeah, so as a flat, it started out as a bit of a joke that we call Salmon Salmon. Salmon.

Salmon. Yeah. And then we had a friend come over for dinner and that's what we were having for dinner. And we said, oh, yeah, let's cook up the salmon. And she lost it and was like, you realise that is not how you say it. She would have thought that she'd stepped into a parallel universe because you were all saying salmon.

Yeah, she thought we were all a bit, you know, not too intelligent. Please tell me you carried on with it and was like, nah, that's what it's called. Oh, yeah, definitely. Okay, good, good, good. I mean, you would have missed an opportunity to really mess with someone. Yeah, we definitely did. Someone's texted here and they said, my missus often refers to me as you stupid idiot. That's an interesting

name. It's a little pet name, is it? It's sweet. That's particular to your relationship. Someone else said, in our family, we call road speed bumps deli-ups. And as kids, we would all call them deli-ups when we go over the bumps. It wasn't until recently that I realised they're not called that, and I'm 32. I like that. Ellie's here.

Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. What's the word you have for an item that's different? My ex-partner used to call garlic bread G-bangers. Oh, God. I could slap a few G-bangers, I'll tell you that. Oh, I love a good G-banger.

You and I. Yeah, so you'd go to Domino's or something and order the pizza and he'd go, and also a couple of G-bangers. And I'd just cringe. I'm so using that, Ellie. Brie and I munched on a couple of G-Bangers. I'm so using that, Ellie. Brie and I munched on a couple of G-Bangers last night in Rararua, didn't we? Yeah, we did.

We chowed down on the G-Bangers. I actually had a hoon on new producer Claude's G-Banger too. She wasn't using hers, so I got into it. No, see, and this is when you took it too far. Means garlic bread. Means garlic bread. Garlic bread. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. This is the most viral clip of the day, Dean. Tom Hanks has totally lost his plot at some photographers. He sure has, and rightfully so. Let me set the scene for you. He and his wife Rita are leaving a restaurant in New York City. Obviously, he's starring in the Elvis movie right now, so he's hot right now. Paparazzi following him, fans everywhere.

Anyway, they were just getting so in their face, and they were really, really, really in their personal boundary. And one fan essentially tripped his wife Rita, accidentally, of course, but because they were just all over them. And he turned around and Tom Hanks snapped. Have a listen to this. This is Tom Hanks, the nicest guy in Hollywood, snapping. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop it.

What are you doing? What are y'all doing? Knock it over my wife. I just had Will Smith flashbacks. Because you don't expect to hear it out of his mouth. No, you don't, but obviously he's very protective of his loved

one. Unlike Will Smith, I think this one makes you respect Tom Hanks even more, right? He was looking after his wife. Like any partner would do for their partner. Was it a fan Dean, or was it another photographer that tripped Rita over? Because

if it was a photographer, they've arguably got what they wanted. They've got in their face, and now they have this really viral clip. So do we know if it was a fan or a paparazzi? I read that it was a fan. It appears to be a fan. The paparazzi seem to be a little bit behind them. So, yeah, it looks like a fan tripped them. But I've told you, and I know that I have.

I just wanted to bring it up again. The time that I saw Tom Hanks out in the wild. No way out. Okay, so I'll set the scene. This is a real name dropping, so just brace yourself. I was picking up Todrick from Scooter Braun's house when he was managed by Scooter Braun. Anyway, Tod's like, pick me up at this address. The gate opens, Ariana Grande comes out, Scooter Braun comes out, and then Tom Hanks comes out. And basically, I died. First of all I died I'm literally calling you

From the grave And basically they've been Scooter through Like a games night Like a game night And he had some of his Talent there Like Ariana and Todd

And also Tom Hanks What the hell Okay Okay two things We've known you for four years And you've never told us This story No

How have I never told you this Have you not told us this? Second of all, why was Tom Hanks there? He's not managed by Scooter Braun, is he? No, I know. No, he's not. And that's what I mean. It was like such a mind-blowing experience.

Yeah. They're just friends. And apparently Todd's like, they sit around, they're just playing. Imagine like just normal, as if they're normal people. Yeah. Sitting around playing cards. Can you imagine going to Games Night and all those people are there and say you're

teamed up with Ariana Grande in charades and she's real crap. And you're like, Damn it, Ariana! You're the worst player ever! Get your shit together, Ariana! Tom Hanks is just doing his own films. Yeah, he's like, I was in it. It's the one where I,

you know. I've got the funny legs. Brian Clint, that's the latest out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy. Brian Clint. Good news, Beyonce fans, she's back. New album, it's here. Janet's been six years since she put out the Becky with the Good Hair album. Long time. Long time. She's been busy years since she put out the Becky with the Good Hair album? Long time.

Long time. She's been busy. Yep. Running an empire. Yeah, Jay-Z managed to survive that six years. He's still around. I know. Well done.

He mustn't have offended again. What about that picture of Jay-Z and Blue Ivy at the basketball game that came out a few days ago? Did that make you feel old? Yes. She's an adult. She looks exactly like her mum now. Yeah, she's beautiful. She's a beautiful girl, yeah.

So Beyonce has announced that her next project is titled Renaissance. Okay. And it will come out on July 29th. It's just over a month away, the new Beyonce album. Not too long to wait. Here's a question for you. Yeah. What's the ultimate Beyonce album?

Lemonade. Okay, serious question. What's the ultimate Beyonce album? Lemonade. Okay, serious question. What's the ultimate Beyonce album? Lemonade. You're not a true Beyonce fan. Why? It's not Lemonade. Isn't it?

Well, producer Anastasia thinks it is. What's the ultimate Beyonce fan? I am Sasha Fierce. No, you're not a true fan. What's on that album? Lemonade. Yeah. That song with the baseball bat.

I don't know, mate. I don't know. Look, here's what's interesting about this new album. The website is straight away selling this weird Beyonce merch box that you can buy. Because she always does something kooky with her album releases. One time she did an entirely visual album. Remember, all the videos came out for the whole album at once.

I believe that was Lemonade. Are you sure? No. There's also that kooky thing that she did that time that everybody hated and you could only get the album on Tidal. Oh, God, that sucked. Well, she, yeah. Nah, it sucked.

It sucked. It sucked. It sucked. Stop making everyone buy Tidal. Tidal is not a thing. This new album, you can buy a fan box. It's $39.99 US. Okay.

So it's okay. What's in it? What do we get? A lock of her hair? Because I'd be keen for that. No, it costs a little bit more. For that, you'll receive a T-shirt with a Beyonce print on it. Right, right.

You'll get a 28-page photo booklet. Okay. Which includes a mini poster. So a book of photos of her. Yeah, and a poster. Yeah. Sidebar, how old are you when you're too old to put up posters? That's a great question.

You know? Like if I put up a poster in the house, my wife would go, um, excuse me. There must be a cut-off age. Anyway, the weird thing a poster in the house, my wife would go, um, excuse me. There must be a cutoff age. Anyway, the weird thing that's in this box, it comes with an album on CD. Love it. The Beyonce album on CD.

Bring back the CD, I say. Bull crap, you love it. Bring back the CD. Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to buy you the Beyonce CD. Where are you going to listen to it? So this is the thing, right? Where are you going to play it?

The only thing I dislike about my new car, and I'm very lucky it's a beautiful car, love it. The only thing I dislike about it, doesn't have a CD player. I'm gutted by it. Do they not put CD players in new Mercedes-Benz? I wish. It's a Mitsubishi.

Oh, I knew it was M something. Yeah. That's the thing. You can think CDs are as kitschy and as cute as you want, but where the hell are you going to play it in 2022? Put them back in cars, I say. Producer Anastasia, what have you got to say about this? Brie, you've made a bit of a mistake there.

You actually have another vehicle that you've recently purchased. The only form of audio you can listen to, the only form of audio you can listen to is CD. That's right. The spaceship, Clint, for the road trip that we're going to do very soon, we're going to have CDs. I think it's actually got a CD stacker. Oh, it's got a CD stacker.

Even better. We could put five Beyonce albums in it. Sous-chef Sam, who's filling in for us at the moment, you're how old, Sam? 21. 21 years old. You actually prefer CDs as a format for music, don't you? You love a CD.

I prefer, but I collect them. You collect CDs? Yes. I love that about you. Thank you. I think that's kitschy. It's cool. All of my favourite albums,

I have them on CD as a physical copy. Sam, I've been looking for someone to give these to. Do you want a bunch of mixed CDs that I burnt off LimeWire back in the day because I've still got them in my car? Would you like now that's what I call music volume 1 through 32 because you can have those from my collection as well. What are your thoughts on So Fresh CDs and Ministry of Sound CDs? Brie and Clint.

Beyonce has made a big announcement. Her first album in six years is coming out. And if you're a super fan, you can buy the special Beyonce secret box, which comes with a T-shirt, a photo book, and the album on CD. C-freaking-D. And a used tissue from Beyonce. She's got to put something weird in there like that. Super fans would, yeah.

What artists do these days, because people aren't buying the physical thing anymore. As a person who still has about 300 CDs at home, I'd love it if they made a comeback. I'd love it if they were cool again. Oh, so now you're on board the CD train. No, I just don't believe. Oh, no, so now you're on board. I don't believe that they will. And if they do, is my Linkin Park back catalogue going to be cool?

Yeah, totally. if they do, is my Linkin Park back catalogue going to be cool? Yeah. Totally. Is owning every Metallica CD going to be cool? Yeah. Absolutely. We're asking you guys out there, is CD still your format of choice? Are you like, I don't do Spotify. I'm not switching.

I prefer CDs. Donna's here. G'day Donna. Hi Donna. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. Do you have a lot of CDs still? I have quite a few, yeah, about 400. 400?

Quite a few. Yeah. Do you use them, though, or are you like me and they're in a box in the shed? No, we use them. We've got the most amazing, beautiful Bedford bus. It's a 1967 bus. Oh, yeah? Cool.

And it's got a CD player in it and so when you think about when there's no radio and there's no ability to play your online music. When you go off the grid. Absolutely.

When we're scuba diving for and stuff, we've got our music that we come back to and we can play all our favourite songs. I was going to say, you've got a CD player down there when you're scuba diving for polar and crayfish and stuff, we've got our music that we come back to and we can play all our favourite songs. I was going to say, you've got a CD player down there when you're scuba diving. But Donna, obviously when you can, you listen to the radio and ZM's on the dial, right?

When you can. This is it. I mean, we have fights between husband's radio choice and mine, but it always seems to end up on mine. Yes, Donna. Yep. And then play our CDs. So while we're driving, we play CDs as well.

What's the last CD you bought? This is the cracker. I bought Abba Gold. Oh, yeah, you did. Yep, I did. When my first CD was Abba Gold and then about 12 months ago, I thought I'd lost it. So I jumped on flies and got Abba Gold

and then two weeks later, I found my other one. So now I've got one in the house. Double gold. You've truly struck gold. One in the house, one in the bus. Thanks, Donna. Back to back ABBA. Brianna's here.

Hi, Brianna. Hi, Brianna. Hi, guys. You're a CD user as well. I am. How old are you? I'm 28. You're 28?

Yeah, that's cool, man. Okay, where do you listen to them? In the car, in the house, lots of my parents' place. They're big CD advocates. And why do you not just use streaming services? Like I do sometimes, but I use up a bit of data. And sometimes I just want to have the experience of listening to my favourite album from start to finish

the way that it was meant to be listened to. And you know, Brianna, there's nothing better than the crisp sound of a scratch CD. There's nothing like it. There's certain songs that I know a certain way because there is a scratch on my CD, so it's just all the way through. I have a CD like that as well. That's how it was intended to be listened to.

Thanks, Brianna. Shelley's here. Hi, Shelley. Hi, Shelley. Hi, Shelley. Hi. How are you doing? You took the car stereo out of your car and put a CD player back in there. Is that true?

Yeah. Well, I have all my favorite CDs, and it frustrated me that there was no CD player. So I went in, and they were like, have this one. It's got Apple blah-de-blah and this and whatever and then I said does it have a CD? And they're like, no. So I chose the one that had the CD and it's still got Spotify and stuff

on it but sometimes I just want to chuck a CD at it. I think I need to follow in your footsteps, Shelley. How much did it cost? It's a grand to buy it and have it installed so I don't think that was too bad Damn Yeah

Oh and installed Yeah I mean it's up It's adding value to the car True That's timeless value It is adding timeless value If this conversation's proven anything

It's that CDs are on the way back in I think so I say bring back the CDs Bring back the DVDs But don't bring back the Blu-rays because they sucked. Brie and Clint. You know, even now, I reckon that is still one of the best Weedus songs. I agree.

And it sounds better on CD. Still holds up. Yeah. Time is waiting You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second It's the One Second Song Challenge where you join us to guess songs as quickly as you can to win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars.

God, I had a shocker last week. Actually, I've had a shocker most weeks, but last week was extra bad. You're a little bit off in this game recently. What do you mean recently? But you're due. Forever. You're due.

Let's find our teammates. Jess is here. Kia ora, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hello, guys. How are we? Good. Thank you, mate.

Now, you have to pick a teammate. If I was you, I'd pick Clint. But it's totally up to you. Who do you want to take on this challenge with? I'm going to go with Clint. Jess, that was your chance to build Brie up and go, no. No, Jess, trust me. I believe in you, Brie.

You're back. It's your best chance. That means, Paige, you get a choice of Brie or Brie. Who would you like to team up with? I'll take Brie. Paige, all I can say is I'm due, mate. I'm due. Producer Anastasia runs the game. Hi, Anastasia. Paige, all I can say is I'm due, mate. I'm due. Producer Anastasia runs the game.

Hi, Anastasia. Hey, guys. This is the One Second Song Challenge. I'll play a start of a song. First person to buzz in with their name, with the artist and song title, gets themselves and their team a point. First to three wins.

Because last week I did Kiwi Bangers, Bree, I've decided I'm going to do some Australian musicians for you today. Oh, no. This is even more pressure. Oh, no. I should get it. No, that is good for me. Is Timo Matic in there?

You, oh, shit. Timo Matic. You love all these artists, so you're going to ace it. Okay. Okay? All right. Sorry, quickly, how do we buzz in? You use your name.

With your name. But you guys will be on round two, okay? Brie and I will do the first round and you With your name. But you guys will be on round two, okay? Brianna will do the first round and you'll hear it and then you guys will be on round two, okay? Okay. They'll show you how. Just sit back and watch the first one. Here we go, Anastasia.

Let's hear song number one. Sia. Honey girl. Name. What is the name of that song? Five, four, three. Alive? Two. Oh, no. Ch? Five, four, three, two. Oh, no.

Chandelier it is, isn't it? Is that see a chandelier? Why did you give him the point? Yes, that's correct. I was. She was guarding herself there. I was going to say chandelier. Sure you were. I was.

Just kidding. Okay. Okay. Okay. Jess and Paige, now I'm going to do the exact same. I'll play a different song and you yell your name when you know the answer. Is that cool? Come on, Paige. Okay.

You guys got it? Cool. Let's do song number two. Yell it out as soon as you know it. Jess. Jess. What do you reckon, Jess? It was Keisha and it's first things first on the remix.

Oh, no. I'm sorry. It's so close. Who is it? This is a good man. Sorry. Wait, wait, wait. Everybody stop. Everybody stop.

Jess, you got it wrong. She's got to stop. You got the song right but not the artist. Paige, if you give us the artist, you get the points. That is Iggy Azalea with Charlie X. It's fancy. She got the whole lot. Go, Jane. Amazing.

All right, we're sitting at a point each. We're back to Brinkley. Let's hear song number three. Down Under. Oh, is it the remix? Lewd. I'm going to say remix Lewd. She's back.

Thank God. All right, Paige, we could win it. All right, Jess and Paige, it's back to you guys. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number four. Jess, who's that? What do you think, Jess? Kylie Minogue.

Yeah, what's the name of the song? I'm going to die. Round and round. That means Paige, come on, you got this. What is the name of that song? I'm gonna die. Round and round. That means Paige, come on, you got this. What is the name of that song? Kylie Minogue, Can't Get You Out of My Head. Well done.

Paige, you secret weapon. You're bloody good at that game, Paige. Yeah, spent years doing five second trivias on cruise ships. Oh! Okay. Paige, can you please call back and play with me next week?

My family are going to be so proud of me. Congratulations. I can try. You've won yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. Enjoy that. Yay! I've definitely carried the team, and I'm grateful. The finale of The Kardashians went to air last night.

I haven't seen it yet. No spoilers. But we're about to talk about something that happens in the episode. Did we get it the exact same time as the UX? I believe so. Right. I think so, yeah. So if you want to watch it at like middle of the day or something, you can.

Disney Plus is where you can watch it. But it all went down. No spoilers. Wait, what do you mean no spoilers? Isn't it all in the past? Don't you know everything that happens on that show? Yeah, it's true. But no spoilers.

But no spoilers. But we saw at the end of the previous episode that the cameras were rolling and when they found out about the most recent scandal with Tristan Thompson who dates Khloe Kardashian. They got a baby together, eh? They do. True.

They have one baby. Yeah, true, they do. No, her name's True. Yeah, True. Yeah, True. True that. Anyway, he'd cheated on her in the past just before she was about to give birth to the baby.

True. True. No, the baby was called True. But also what you said was True. Yeah, True. Yeah. True. True. No, the baby was called true. Yeah, no. But also what you said was true. Yeah, true. Yeah. True.

Are we good? Yeah, we're good. Okay, true. And anyway, and then since then they've been on and off again and they've been rekindling their relationship and the cameras caught the moment when Kim, I believe, saw articles and statements that Tristan Thompson had gotten another woman pregnant.

Oh. Right? Anyway. Not funny. No, not funny. So we have some audio of Chloe and Kim talking about the situation. Have you talked to Tristan? I called him and just like, what do you have to say and it was

more yelling on my end if that were me and i was really trying to like redeem myself i would definitely just keep my in my pants you would think you either wear a condom get a vasectomy or you don't random people that you meet in other states. It's not like rocket science. I love that that's her third solution. Like, wear a condom, get a vasectomy, or stop cheating on me. Put that one at the top of the list. It's at the top of the list, but obviously the past shows that he can't do that.

Yeah. You know? Right, like it's some kind of disability, like he gets a pass. Or like he just... So he's like, I know my boyfriend can't be faithful. Like I, it's like gut wrenching because it's so relatable in the sense of, you know, we, a lot of people go through this same situation.

Cheating. Yeah. Where people cheat on them multiple times. Right. You know, they repeat offenders. Once a cheater, always a cheater. They're a cheater repeater. Cheater multiple times. Right. You know, they repeat offenders. Once a cheater, always a cheater. They're a cheater repeater.

Cheater repeater. Yeah. Is the saying, once a cheater, always a cheater, do you think that's true? I don't think you can. No, I don't because I don't think that you can put everybody under the same thing. Yeah. However, if someone shows you a pattern of behaviour.

There's people that do show a pattern. They have to do something major to prove to you that they've you a pattern of behaviour. There's people that do show a pattern. They have to do something major to prove to you that they've changed that pattern of behaviour. And he. He just said, sorry. Done the complete opposite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, is he stupid?

Like, mate, come on. It sucks to do that when there's a kid involved too. Especially when the camera's always rolling because your kid's going to grow up one day and see what a shitbag dad you were yeah they'll see all of it it's all captured on camera yeah and like at what point does she say like obviously i know they've got a kid together and i think she has tried so hard because of that true you. You know? Yeah, the kid, true. That's the kid's name, yeah. But at what point do you say I need to put

myself first, which in turn does put our daughter true first? Yeah, I think now is the time. Do we know if they are still together after this one? I'm not sure. God, okay. It's hard to tell. Yeah. Brie wants to know,

is the saying once a cheater, always a cheater, true? Have you been burnt multiple times? Yeah, I think there's definitely people who have been through that. But I don't know if the saying, once a cheater, always a cheater, like in every relationship. Yeah, people can change. People can change. You've got to believe that. Yeah.

There's a lot of text coming through. Not too many people keen on talking about it on the air. I get that. It's a fairly traumatic topic, I think. It is. There's quite a few different perspectives on this. Someone says, definitely once a cheater, always a cheater. I stupidly stayed with my ex for three years,

even though I received at least ten messages from people telling me he was unfaithful on nights out on the town. Just didn't want to believe it. Much happier now that I'm not with him. Yeah, true. You've got to put yourself first, like you were saying before. Here's a perspective from a cheater. Okay. Okay, someone has texted through and they said, I cheated on four out of four on my previous girlfriends when

I was younger. Whoa. Then I had an eight-year relationship and now I'm in a nine-year relationship with my wife. Never cheated on my wife. Once you know, you know. Right. Okay.

Interesting. So that person's saying it was the other girlfriend's fault that he was cheating because they weren't the one. He's going, yeah, I cheated on them, but it's not my fault. I wasn't going to marry them. Someone said, I broke up with my ex for cheating. Months later, met one of his exes at a party who said that he did it to me multiple times, got out at the right time.

He couldn't tell me a straight story on what happened, so it was the first time, luckily. Yeah, right. Okay. And a lot of people saying once a cheater always a cheater. Someone said my partner cheated on me multiple times. Over ten times with my best friend alone. What?

Whoa. Yeah see that that's not an accident. Well look there's so many texts here which means that episode of the Kardashians if you're watching it tonight, will be fairly triggering for some people. But, I mean... A lot of people...

The Kardashians get a lot of crap. They're not my favourite show. But you've got to give them credit. They put it all out there. They do. And to film something like this that's that traumatic... And this isn't the first time. Poor Khloe gets put through the ringer on that show.

Like, all of her... I mean, a lot of their dirty laundry across the board is put on that show. They don't shy away from the real tough stuff. I mean, that stuff has made the millions of dollars. But it is like gut-wrenching to watch. It's on Disney Plus if you want to watch it tonight. Brie and Clint. Time for Friday O'Keefe.

And now it's time for Br if you want to watch it tonight. Time for Friday Oaky. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oaky! I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Oaky! It's our weekly singing competition where we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and we do the best we can with a song. Bit of a twist this week though, isn't there Brady? There is a bit of a twist this week. My mum

was involved. She got in the booth she was spitting fire bars. Did she want to do this? She didn't know about it. I sprung it on her. And I picked this song. Yeah. Which I thought, when I think of my mum,

I think of Jack Harlow's First Class. Because she is A grade all the way, baby. Ah, there it is. Okay, so Jack Harlow first class. Is it me versus you versus Mama Di this week? Is it a three-way? No. There was some complications.

So technically it's Mama Di versus you, but I feature on Mama Di's track. So I sing backup vocals. I do all the singing parts and Mum does all the rapping parts. Okay, all right. I'd like to raise a small protest flag. Yes. I should not have to follow Mama Di's version.

You want to go first. I should be allowed to go first. You can go. You go first. I'll play my Jack Harlow and then we'll go to the Mama Di version. Can't wait. Here it is. That's what I was able to do with the Jack Harlow track.

Can't wait. One take. Can't wait. Here it is. That's what I was able to do with the Jack Harlow check. Can't wait. Are you ready? One take. I've been up. Throw up the. Sex in the. Uh-huh. And I can put you in.

Yeah, I can put you in. I've been up. Throw up the sex in the. M-A-M-O-R-O-U-S-A. And I could put you in. First class, up in the sky. And I could put you in. First class, up in the, up, up in the. And I could put you in.

I could see the whole city from this balcony. Back in 2019, I was outside freely, but now they got it out for me. I don't care what frat you was in. You came out for me. Keep dreaming. Pineapple juice. I give a sweet, sweet, sweet. I know what they like.

So I just keep cheesing. Hard drive full of heat seeking seeking Trying to come the same day As Jack rethinking Y'all don't need Jeevon Sheath You need Jesus Why do y'all sleep on me? I need reasons I got plaques in the mail

Peak season Shout out to my UPS workers Making sure I receive them You can do it too Believe them One take One take How One take. How did I manage to make Jack Harlow sound even whiter?

I feel like I deserve special credit. That's a special skill to widen up a Jack Harlow song. You actually did, didn't you? Wow. You did a great job. Someone texted and said, I'm already voting for Mama Di. Hey, you haven't even heard it yet. Look, she, um, you've got to wait.

You've got to hear both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to hear both. Mama Di, she was in her element. Not at first. She was quite nervous because she didn't even know she was doing it. But she got into the groove, I feel. Okay, well, here it comes.

This is Mama Di's first class for Friday OK. Featuring me. Brianna. Oh, no, I can't. Oh, jeez. I've been me. Brianna. Oh, no, I can't. Oh, jeez. I've been a throw up the sex in the. Uh-huh.

I can put you in. I can put you in. I've been a throw up the up in the up up in the I've been up, throw up that, sex in the A-M-O-R-O-U-S I can put you in first class up in the sky I can put you in first class up in the up up in the Yeah, I can see this whole city from this balcony Back in 19 I was outside freely Now they've got it out for me

I don't care what frat you were in You can't help on me Keep dreaming Pineapple juice I'll give a sweet Sweet, sweet scene I know what they like but I just keep cheesing Hard drive full of heat seeking Trying to come the same day as Jack Rethink It. You don't need

give on cheeds, you need Jesus. Why do you sleep on me? I need reasons. Ugh. I got plaques in the mail peak season. Shout out to the UPS workers. Make sure I receive them. You can do it too, believe it. Yeah! Fire!

I love her so much. She is the cutest human in the whole world I love her Givenchy I don't need Givenchy I need Jesus So cute Shout out to my UPS workers

Make sure I receive them She couldn't do that line And I said just talk that one It's fine I'm texting What a gilf. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki.

Oh, it's a bit of fun, isn't it? Mama Di. We're trying to get her on the line at the moment because she has just absolutely crushed Friday Oki. We did Jack Harlow. Mine sounded like this. I've been up. Throw up the sex and the... Uh-huh. That's enough. We did Jack Harlow. Mine sounded like this. That's enough.

Mama Di's sounded like this. Someone's texted in and said, Mama Di, enunciation on point. She killed it. We're trying to track her down, but let's get into some votes early. We'll go first to Jasmine. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. We're trying to track her down, but let's get into some votes early. We'll go first to Jasmine. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. Hello.

Happy Friday. Who do you think did a better Jack Harlow this week for Friday-oke? I questioned Mama Di, but it was way more entertaining, Clint. Mama Di was way more entertaining? Yes. Yeah, I agree with you, Jasmine. Who are you voting for, Jazz? Mama Di.

Oh, she'll love that, Jaz. Have a great weekend. I believe she's on the phone. Oh, we'll come back to Jessie in a second. Mama Di, are you with us? Yes, I am. Hey, I didn't know you could rap. I didn't know you could do that. Oh, mate, I don't know if I can still do it, but anyway.

Aristotle, come through. Here we are. Mum, you spitfire bars this week. Let's get some more votes on while you're here. Jessie's here. Aristotle, come through. Here we are. Mum, you spit fire bars this week. Let's get some more votes on while you're here. Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hi, how are you going?

Good, thank you, mate. What were your thoughts this week on Friday Oki? Oh, they were so good. But it's got to be mumma die. It's got to be mumma die. Oh, you hear that, mum? Jessie. That's wonderful, mate.

Thank you for the sympathy vote. Okay. So good. I don. Thank you for the sympathy vote. So good. I don't think it was a sympathy vote, but, yeah, thank you, Jess. Let's go to Sharon. Kia ora, Shaz. Hi, Shaz. Oh, hi.

How are you? Good, thank you, Shaz. Any feedback this week? Yeah, mum and I are all the way. All the way. Wow. New Zealand, I'm staying. She's way. Wow. New Zealand, I'm staying.

She's staying. She's not leaving. She's going to release an EP next week. I think you're going to give me a down trowel, mumma die. Kylie, let's see.

You there, Kylie? Hello. Yeah, it's actually Olivia. I'm Kylie's daughter. Oh, sorry, Olivia. Hey, love. Who are you going to vote for on Friday, Oki?

I'm voting for Clint Carly's daughter. Oh, sorry, Olivia. Hey, Liv. Who are you going to vote for on Friday, Oki? I'm voting for Clint. That's awkward, Mum. Well done. Well done, Clint. Thank you. I'll definitely take that vote. But I love Mum and I. It was so good.

Yeah, I love Mum and I. Yeah, yeah. There you go, Mum. I love you too. I'm just too fire, eh, Olivia? That's the problem. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're sounding even whiter than you did on the track. I know. I heard myself in my headphones. Kristen's here. G'day, Kristen. Hi, yeah, yeah. You're sounding even whiter than you did on the track. I know. I heard myself in my headphones. Kristen's here. G'day, Kristen. Hi, Kristen. Hi. Hi.

We're going to need one more vote to take us out, so feel free to offer some feedback and then let us know who you're voting for on Friday, OK? So my daughter, Karen, and I were both listening to that, and we had a good giggle. Sorry, Clint, but I think Mama Di's got our heart strings Oh she takes it out It's a 4-1 victory Mama Di

Well done That's going In the iconic References Along with Ariane de Grande As you like to say, Mum, when you did Seven Rings. It's in the Hall of Fame.

Well, I don't know if it was Seven Rings, but I reckon there was a burning one there somewhere. I don't know what that means. Hey, we're going to get you in next week to do Forgot About Dre, okay? See you then. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Time for a birthday banger. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Birthday banger for a Friday. This is where we'll take three people, figure out what was the song that was top in the charts on their 16th birthday, and then we'll play our favourite one in full. Start with Tuane.

Kia ora, Tuane. Hello, mate. Hello. How are you? How has your week been? Sorry? How's your week been? Oh? How's your week been? Oh, it's been fabulous, thank you.

Oh, that's good to hear. I like that energy. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 20th of July, 97. All right. That means you were 16 in 2013. And on the 20th of July in that year, this was number one.

You're the prettiest thing my eyes have ever seen. Come and lay your bones down for me. July in that year, this was number one. Who's this? Ginny Blackmore. Oh, Ginny Blackmore. Bones? I remember Ginny Blackmore. She did a couple of duets with Stan Walker. I think this might be an acoustic version.

Right. Oh, great. She produces a non-magic. Are you sure it wasn't 2013? Are you guys sure it wasn't The Killers' Bones? Yeah, pretty sure. Yeah, right. Do you remember that song, Tuani? Maybe I'll have to listen to it and have a bop to it.

Yeah. She's not convinced. Ginny Blackmore is an incredible New Zealand artist. That song, not the birthday banger energy we're looking for. Not for a Friday. No. Okay, wait there, Tuani. You could win.

No, she couldn't. Let's go to Oakley. She knows that. G'day, Oakley. Kia ora. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, thank you. What's on for the weekend? I'm actually just heading back to school currently. I'm a teacher, so we've got our kids' talent quest tonight. So I'm heading back to get ourselves ready and get the dance ready to go. Yeah. Oh, how exciting. They're working you overtime on a Friday.

I know. What school, Oakley? Motueka High School. Just out of Nelson, Oakley? Motueka High School. Shout out to Motueka High School. Let's do your birthday bang, Oakley. What's your birthday? 14th of April, 1993. Alright, you were 16 in 2009.

And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top of the charts. Now we're talking! Calvin, get it, Calvin. It's quite early, Calvin Harris, so I think it's second album, Calvin Harris. Yeah. I'm not alone.

Do you like it, Oakley? I'm feeling it. I'm feeling that maybe this could be the warm-up song for the kids tonight. Yeah. Not a bad idea. All right, it's got big energy. Let's do one more for Becca. Kia ora, Becca.

Hi, Becca. Hi. How are you, it's got big energy. Let's do one more for Becca. Kia ora, Becca. Hi, Becca. Hi. How are you, mate? Finished work for the week? Oh, could be better. My toddler's got COVID. Oh, no. Are they okay?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, doing okay. Okay. End of isolation. Oh, bless you guys. It sucks, doesn't it? Yeah. It's hard watching kids get it too.

It feels so unfair. Well, let's see if we can brighten yours and your kids' spirits with your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 15th of October, 84. Right, that means you were 16 in the millennium 2000. And Becca, here's your birthday banger. Okay, we got it. We got it.

We got it in the end. This is an absolute barnstormer, Becca. Oh, this is massive. Sofiella's best song? Yeah, well, she's singing on a Spiller song. But it's her voice. It's her voice, yeah. Becca, what do you think?

Yeah, that's a good one. That is such a good one, and it gets my vote as well. I reckon that's the song we need to take us into the weekend. It's got voice, yeah. Becca, what do you think? Yeah, that's a good one. That is such a good one, and it gets my vote as well. I reckon that's the song we need to take us into the weekend. It's got my vote. Yes, Becca. Hey, well done. You just won birthday banger. Woo, thanks.

You're on the up, Becca. Brie and Clint. Clint, what is the world coming to? I mean, earlier in the week, we spoke about the shortage of sriracha. That's right. Which is on the horizon. Yeah. And then- They've got no chili peppers.

Yeah. To make spicy sauce with. I mean, KFC Australia are dealing with a lettuce shortage. Yeah, that's shocking. That's because of the floods. Yeah. And then now, news out in the past couple of days, they're saying there could be an olive oil shortage. This one is really shocking to me.

This one's hit me right in the heart. Yeah. As an Italian. It's hit you right in your Italian artichoke heart. Oh, mate. Exactly. God, they're good artichoke hearts. No, but no.

You know which ones are good? The ones that come in olive oil. I know. Who wants a dry-ass artichoke heart? No, yuck. Nobody. Olive oil is... Who wants an artichoke heart that comes in canola oil or rice bran oil

sounds yuck doesn't it very privileged thing to say but olive oil is the goat yeah jinx unless you ask producer anastasia who enjoys her oil from an aerosol can anastasia aren't you meant to be gen zed saving the planet and you're about spraying oil in your kitchen yeah that's a that's a closet hobby I do. A closet hobby? Actually, sorry, I don't cook. All I do is air fry, so I just spray a bit on. It's better for coating your poppadoms.

Well, can't you just put a bit of olive oil on some paper towel and rub it on stuff? Well, no, she can't now because there's an olive oil shortage on the way. Yeah, I mean, it's true. I thought we could go through because I think olive oil, there shouldn't be a shortage of it. We need it. We love it. Let's give them some items.

I love how you're like, there shouldn't be. Have we got to the bottom of why there is? I think there's a shortage of olives. Yeah, I'd say so. You do the maths on that. Is that how that works? Turns out olive oil made from olives. Is there olives in there?

Apparently. It's crazy, eh? Mind blown Monday. Aren't they supposed to put that on the ingredients? It's crazy stuff. I thought we could go through a list of things we wouldn't mind if there was a shortage of. I'll go first. I'm ready.

I'm so ready for this. Okay, what have you got? I would not mind if there was a shortage of, and if my wife is listening, I love you and I love all the food you prepare, kimchi or sauerkraut. Yes! Kimchi's yuck. Get your old ass cabbage out of here. I hate kimchi.

They're delicious. I don't know what you're on about. I can't handle it. As someone who has a used fruit and vegetable phobia, old cabbage in a jar really scares me. Spicy kimchi? No. Okay, who's next? Okay, producer Anastasia, you're

up. You wouldn't mind if there was a shortage of what? Is this a safe space before I make a joke? Yeah, go on. Except we will drag you if we disagree with you, but yeah, safe space. No one would care if there's a shortage of Australians. I'm kidding! It was a joke! Hey, there

already is. The Aussies haven't been allowed in for two years. I just got in underneath all the red tape. There is a shortage of Australians. You didn't let her finish her case. She meant Australian apples. Yes. That's even worse.

I grew up on an apple farm. My dad's an apple farmer. Okay, you're cancelled. New producer, Claude, you wouldn't be angry if there was a shortage of what? See, I'm going to trigger all the Aucklanders right now.

Oh. Avocados. Whoa. I hate them. The texture, the taste. You hate avocados? They also give me a stomachache, but the texture of them,

the texture of them makes me feel unwell. Do 90 day trials still exist like can we can they do i'm suddenly feeling so much safer in my job can we send her back to rnz well you did see that tiktok trend um that was saying that avocados have the same texture and feel as a certain other thing what other thing oh we can't talk about it on the air oh i don't know this one what is it what is it tell us don't bring it up if you can't talk about it on the air. Oh, I don't know this one. What is it? What is it? Tell us. Don't bring it up if you can't say.

What does it rhyme with? People will know. It was a big thing on TikTok. None of us know. It's got the initials. Oh, I can't even do the initials. Okay, okay. We know how Producer Corb was able to afford a house now, though. Yeah, right.

Oh, yeah, that's true. That makes sense. Producer Donks, what would you be not upset about if there was a shortage of? Chick-fil-A rolls. Now with this... They're coming for your head. This is an attack on me. They're coming for your head.

No, no. Okay, in all seriousness, I can't say that. I've never had a Chick-fil-A roll. How can you? I would not at all mind if there was a shortage of Vegemite. This is an attack on me again. Is that the Australian one or the New Zealand one? That's the Aussie one.

I feel like Brie's going to come out with Kiwis, the animal. No. All blacks. Decorum. Brie Thomasel, you wouldn't be upset if there was a shortage of what? If you know me, you'll know exactly

what this is going to be. Eggplants. Oh. Get rid of them. See, we started out talking about how Italian you were, and then you hate eggplant. Is that an analogy? Yeah.