ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th June 2024

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

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ZM's Bree and Clint Save Like a Boss with KFC's $9.99 Wicked Pat. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM Free and Clint. Check one, two, check one, two.

Can you, oh, can you hear us? I can hear you. It's pretty loud. What was that? We're stuck in Fletchbourne and Hayley mode, and I think there might be some hearing impairment going on on that show. We're stuck in their profile which means the entire show is going to be based around

their show. So coming up first, fact of the day, we've got a ripper for you this afternoon. Top six on the way soon. Top six on the way just before four. And then we'll do some girl math. And then some girl math to finish off the show. It's going to be great. Sweet. Okay. Other things going to be great. Sweet.

Okay. Other things on our show today. $13,500 up for grabs at 4 o'clock with five on time. That's a whole lot of cash. All you have to do is say time at exactly five seconds and we'll hand you the cash. That'll happen. The activator for that at five to four. But first, a round of Tradie vs. Lady

where the ladies are still a decent way in front. Yeah, they're at least 11 points in front. But as per usual, we've got a great prize from the tool shed up for grabs and $50 cash. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Ki-owned, trusted by Tradie.

3, 2, 1, let's go! Sorry, the desk with all the buttons is broken, so there'll be a few of those today. But we still have great prizes on the line thanks to the Tool Shed. This week you can win $50 cash and we're giving away a 35 litre vacuum cleaner worth $299 if you win Tradie vs Lady any day this week. Good prize. Let's meet our lady first from Invercargill. She's 30 years old and she loves lollies.

She's definitely got a sweet tooth. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Like if you sat down to a packet of biscuits, how many would you eat in a sitting? Probably a whole packet. That's solid, Sarah. All right, you're taking on our tradie today from Christchurch,

the 18, they've got four cats, and one of the cats has got three legs. Welcome to the show, Niamh. Hi, Niamh. Hello. Four cats, that's a lot of cats. Does anyone ever comment that you might be a bit of a crazy cat lady? Well, to be fair, they are spread over two houses,

so I think that makes up for it. Okay, so you've got two at each. Having two houses is almost more interesting than having four cats. I'm assuming parents' house and then your own house? Yep, that's the one. Oh, there we go. I thought you just need to buy an extra house for your cats. Okay, we're going to go with names as buzzers today.

Niamh and Sarah. And the first person to get three correct answers will get $50 cash, thanks to KFC and that prize from the tool shed. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Statue of Liberty was a gift to the U.S. from which country? Sarah?

Yes, Sarah. America? No. Maeve, you want to have a guess? France? Well done. It is France. One to the tradies.

Question number two. Eminem's Houdini is officially the biggest song in the world right now. Name the biographical film he starred in about his own life. Sarah? Yes. Sarah. Yes, Sarah. Eight Mile. Nice work. You're on the board.

We are one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sarah's in. Sarah. Ed Sheeran. It is, of course, Ed Sheeran. That makes it two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

Question number four. What would someone do with a bunch of tarot cards? Neve, Sarah. Neve in first. Like predict your future or emotions. Yeah, there's a bunch of different stuff it does, but, yeah, people do use them for that. All right, we are all tied up in this game.

This is for the win. Question number five. In what decade did the Berlin Wall fall? Was it the 60s, 70s or 80s? Neve? The 80s. Well done. Good guess. Anyone playing along at home?

1989. Yeah. Hey, well done, Niamh. We've got that price in the tool shed for you and 50 bucks cash. Congratulations. Oh, awesome. Thank you. You're welcome, mate.

Bree and Clint. We haven't played this game in a while and it does require a sung live intro, which we have not practiced. And which is pretty hit and miss when radio announcers do a sung live intro. There's very few that people enjoy. It can be real bad. But I feel like ours is good. I feel like ours is good.

It's not bad when we get it right. Yes, Claude? We couldn't figure out the lyrics to this because it's been a while. There was a heated argument going on. I just listened to past times that we've done it. Yes. What is the name of the game? We've all sung it differently.

Oh, damn it. Clint's been singing We this whole time and we've all been doing it correctly and sang You. It's definitely You. Well, I'll go with the majority. Go with what you feel. As long as you put the passion in it, that's the main thing. That's the main thing. As long as you don't pussy out. Are we ready? Here we go. I said, who

do we think they are? Do you think that I said, who do you think they are? You stopped early. Yeah, we only need to do one round. Oh, Clint's really bloody stuffed it up this week. No, no, no, no, no. We only ever did one round. No, no, no, no, no. We only ever did one round. No, no, we did it twice.

Because I did the high bit. Who do you think? And then we came in one last time. Where have you been? What happened to you? I really hope that this is the short week. It's not. It's not.

It's next week. It's next week. Okay, the premise of the game is one person comes to the table with a celebrity that we all know, but there's a chance that we know them from different places. Yes. Like they transcend different generations or they've just been in so many things. The goal of the game is to sync up and have the same thing that we know that person from. Correct.

Correct. So we're looking for a sync. We're looking for a sync where we all say the same thing. The first celebrity and I'll count you guys in. The first celebrity, and I reckon we start strong. Jennifer Lawrence. Easy. One, two,

three. Hunger Games. Yeah, Hunger Games. Did we sink? Yes. I really wanted to say Silver Lighting's playbook just to screw with you guys. Who did it? Joy.

All right, we started strong. I feel like today's the day to nitpick. Can you please count three, two, one like a normal person? What did she do? Can you do that? She said one, two, three. How do I know what number you're going to stop on if it's one, two, three? Can you sing the bloody intro correct?

You've got one last chance at the end of this game. Okay. Here comes the next person. Tom Hanks. Three, two, one. Forrest Gump. What did you say? Oh, yeah, of course.

Duh. I said Forrest Gump. Yeah, Forrest Gump. Oh, no. You said Castaway. It's me. I'm the problem. Yeah.

It's me. Okay. Yeah, idiot. Why did I say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. As long as you acknowledge that you're wrong. All right.

This one, I feel like we could be divided. Keira Knightley. Oh, yeah. Three, two, one. Bender like Beckham. Is she in Notting Hill? Notting Hill. What did you say?

Pride and Prejudice. She's not even in Notting Hill. Yes, she is. No, she's not. Who's in Notting Hill? Isn't that Julia Roberts? That's Julia Roberts. Oh, how could I?

I'm so sorry. You know what? Did you say Pride and Prejudice? Yeah. I should have said Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, yeah. Get it. Genius.

You're thinking of love, actually. Yes, I am. Yeah. Actually. Okay, no deal there. I look quite pretty. Okay, next one is in the news at the moment. Russell Crowe, three. No, no, is in the news at the moment. Russell Crowe, three.

No, no, stop, stop. What? Before we started the show today, and we were talking about Russell Crowe, because he's in the news, because he turned down a role in Lord of the Rings. Ella went, hmm, Russell Crowe. He's the one that was married to Katy Perry, isn't he?

And we were like, no, that's Russell Brand. You learn something new every day. Okay, so you now know who Russell Crowe is. And I got an answer. Yeah. In three, two, one. Gladiator. I haven't watched it, but you told me today. There we go. You've been

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That's the one I'm talking about. She was an old spinster, but she was still beautiful. I said, who do you think they are? Do you think that again? I said, who do you think they are? Wow. That was better. No, that was better.

Give him, pay his dues. He mucked up the first one, but the second one he did. I mean, give him props, not pay his dues. I refuse. Pay the man. Pay the man. No. Pay his dues. I refuse. Pay the man. Pay the man. No. Pay his dues.

I refuse. Oh, God. Far out. Brie and Clint. Last week we had a birthday in the Brie and Clint team. Producer Claudia turned, are we saying the age? Yeah. 31.

21. 21. 21, 31. It's a spectrum. And obviously we... Subjective. We subrelated your birthday. Subrelated?

We're still subrelating. We're subrelating every day. We had a subrelatory lunch, didn't we? We did. Oh my God. Subrelatory shit. Celebratory? We had...

A celebratory. Lunch. Correct. For your birthday. Well done. So we remembered. Turns out some very important people to you maybe didn't remember your birthday, Claudia. Yeah, For your birthday. Well done. So we remembered. Turns out some very important people to you maybe didn't remember your birthday,

Claudia. Yeah, quite a few. Weirdly, all of them were related to me. Directly. Who forgot your birthday? Because technically your real birthday was yesterday. Saturday. Oh, Brie, we're on such a roll. You're doing better than my dad, my brother.

I came out to see you at least for your birthday. We acknowledge your birthday on the Friday, which is on the Saturday. It's better to acknowledge someone's birthday early than late, isn't it? Absolutely. There's no coming back from late. So who forgot it? My dad. My brother.

Your brother. My nana. Your nana. My sisters. Oh, no. And when you say forgot, do you mean they didn't get you a gift or they didn't even contact you? Well, dad's in Europe and technically we celebrated two weeks ago before he left. Yeah.

But I was like, I'd get a phone call or a text or he always writes HB and then your initial on your Facebook wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't get any of those. Is that like tradition, is it? Yeah. Cute. Every year on anyone Facebook wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't get any of those. Is that like tradition, is it? Yeah. Huge. Every year on anyone's wall, HBC. That's very cute.

I like how you've made low effort birthday greetings into a tradition. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a tradition. That's why I do it. That's not because it's easy. Because it's every year. Oh, that sucks. Did your partner remember your birthday? Yes, she did.

She was very good. So you didn't just sit there your whole birthday twiddling your thumbs waiting for someone to notice? Like staring at my phone being like, someone's going to call. Yeah. No, everyone else remembered. Has anyone remembered today or yesterday? My partner did message my dad and be like,

can you please call her? She's sulking. Oh. And did he? Yeah, he did. So then you got a pity call. He actually texted me. He said, oh, I texted you 10 minutes ago and Rebecca's just messaged now.

So I was like, okay. And he's like, you can check the timestamps. I'm like, why are you being so specific about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sucks for you. He's over in Europe spending your inheritance. I know. And forgetting your birthday.

And forgetting your birthday. Like you're really just, you know, going down the rungs. The good news is you're off the hook for Father's Day. Oh, 100%. You know? Yeah. I think I'm off the hook for every birthday and celebration for the next year.

Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, this gives you a clear run. Until my next birthday. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I can do whatever I want. When someone close to you doesn't contact you until like the afternoon of your birthday, do you reckon they forgot?

I often think they forgot and they got like a last minute, oh Christ, it's Clint's birthday. Oh, quick. Yeah. I want to give people the benefit of the doubt. Say they're busy. And no, not even that. Like for me, there's times where I'll go,

if it's someone close to me i'll be like oh yeah i'm not going to message them now because it'll just get lost in the in the wave of everyone else sending a birthday message right okay and i'll message you yeah yeah sure yeah yeah i like to message people as soon as i wake up on their birthday so like 5 45 a.m so that oh yeah people love that yeah yeah so it's like virtue signalling what time I get up as well so it's like happy birthday to you

PS look at what time I'm up yeah now congratulate me yeah now tell me now congratulate me tell me how good I am on your birthday

tell me how good I am we want to ask this afternoon on 0800 dials at M I forgot your birthday yeah what key person forgot your gosh darn birthday on your birthday? I feel like, I mean, family's bad.

Like family forgetting your birthday's bad. Dad's pretty bad. Especially mum. Like you came out of her. She was there. She knows the day. Dad's. Like it was a traumatic day for her.

Dad's is almost a low level expectation that he's going to forget the odd birthday Mum's are the pinnacle but I think the tippity top is a partner if a partner forgets your birthday it is game over it is splitsville I often have those pangs of fear where I'm like oh my god

is it my wife's birthday today and it's like her birthday's in November but just on like a random morning in April I'll be like oh it's like, her birthday's in November. But just on like a random morning in April, I'll be like, oh God, did I forget her birthday? I did exactly the same thing. I was like, I know exactly when it is. And it's not for another few months. But I was like, oh my gosh.

Did I? What if it was a month ago and she just hasn't said anything? Yeah, she would have left you by now. She would be well on her way. So, O-A-100-D-A-L-A-Z-E-D-M or text us on 9696. We want to know, who was the person that forgot your birthday? Or whose birthday did you forget? Yep.

Equally as bad. Go on, own up to it. We're talking about when you've forgotten somebody's birthday. Yeah, speaking of forgetting people's birthdays, my mum is on the phone. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? How is everyone?

Yeah, good, good. Now, is there something you've forgotten today, Mum, someone's birthday? One of your, maybe your children that came out of you? Well, that's tomorrow. It's June 18 today, Mum. No, it's not. It's the 17th today Damn it Tried to trick her into thinking she'd forgotten my sister's birthday

But she's too good There was a split second Do you reckon? Yeah I reckon just for a second Oh yeah there was a split second I can tell ya Did your butt cheeks tighten up today mum? My word Because I'm in here cooking, getting groceries

to make a dinner tomorrow night. Yeah, well, every day is my sister's birthday because she gets free childcare. Because she lives at home. Yeah. Hey, thanks, Di. Good talking to you. Love you. Thanks, Mum. Sorry to do that. Listen, if I ever forget, please make sure you ring me earlier

than this. Good deal, good deal. We're asking whose birthday did you forget. Claudia's family forgot her birthday. That's so stink buzz, Claude. Claudia, you're in good company. Like this text message. My partner forgot my birthday while we were on a trip for my birthday.

Oh, no. Oh, God, that's terrible. The trip was for your birthday, he's like i'm not gonna hit the pool at least my family wasn't even in the country so i'm not gonna play golf someone else said mum forgot my birthday but it's chill because i don't even know hers my husband forgot my birthday my 30th birthday promised that he would make it up to me on my 40th birthday. Okay.

Well, that's nice. My dad died a few weeks before my 40th, so no party. Yeah. 50th better be amazing. No, it shouldn't be 50th. It should be the next year, the year after. Surely this shows you that you shouldn't wait every 10 years for the situation. Why are you waiting 10 years?

Glenn's here. Hi, Glenn. Hi, Glenn. Hi. How are you waiting 10 years? Glenn's here. Hi, Glenn. Hi, Glenn. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks. Was it you that forgot someone's birthday or someone forgot yours? Someone forgot mine. Okay.

Who was it? It was my wife. No. Yeah. Big birthday? No, no, no. It was last year's birthday, so it wasn't a big one. Yeah.

But we drove to work together. She used to work just around the corner from me, and Fletchbourne and Hayley were talking about birthdays on the morning show. She didn't click. I get to work, and I send her a text saying, you know, you didn't even wish me happy birthday this morning. And she said that her Facebook reminder went off the same time she got my text. No!

Was she gutted? Did she feel awful? She did. She did, and her workmates gave her so much grief about it. Surely, surely she made up for it, Glenn. Oh, yeah, yeah, she did. Oh, did she? Yeah.

That was a good night for Glenn. Okay, Glenn. Go off, Glenn. Glenn, yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. Yeah, Glenn. Go off, Glenn. Glenn. Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did.

I hope my wife forgets my birthday. Glenn, you saucy mix. Thanks, Glenn. Good man. See you, Glenn. Someone else texted and they said, mine, I forgot my own birthday last month. My kids had to remind me.

Oh, you know it's not good when you're forgetting your own birthday. The kids show up with a card and a present and you're like, oh, my God, whose birthday did I forget? And they're like, mum, yours. They're like, no, we only celebrate my birthday every five years, so I only age once every five years. Someone else said when I booked a solo break to Fiji, I accidentally booked it for the day of my daughter's 10th birthday, a super early flight too.

Luckily they cancelled the flight the day before I was due to leave and I could pretend I changed it because it meant so much to her. Not my finest moment. First I'd ever left them for more than one night too. I would have left. Crazy to me. I would have left. I would have been like, if that flight hadn't have been cancelled.

Not on the 10th birthday you wouldn't. I'd be out. You'd talk a big game. I would celebrate the day before. You're still celebrating it. And I'd be like, see ya, I'm off to Fiji. Crazy to me that the flight got cancelled the day before and that's when you

that's the moment. Because up until the day before you were still going. You didn't cancel the moment. Yeah, because she. Because up until the day before you were still going. You didn't cancel your flights. Exactly, because she would have been doing what I'm doing. I would have been like, I need this trip more than ever. We can celebrate the day before and then I'm out of here. Jeez. Present, present, cake, boom, out.

It's just a day. No, it's the 10th birthday. No, but it's, we'd still celebrate though. You're telling me you would move your entire trip and have one less day on holiday? I wouldn't book a trip. I wouldn't book a solo holiday on my daughter's 10th birthday. Oh, yeah, same.

Yeah. Neither. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this new Charlie XCX album has got the whole world talking. People are loving it, but there's one particular song on there where people are saying she disses another artist. Yes, a very well-known popular artist called Taylor Swift,

a little up and coming, you might have heard of her. Let me just give you some backstory, though. So Charlie XCX dates George Daniel from the 1975, and who's obviously in the same band as matt keely from the 1975 who taylor dated okay so they were both dating guys in the same band right that's the backstory charlie x the x has released a song uh the song is called sympathy is a knife and apparently it's a dig at taylor swift uh i think we might even have some audio have a listen to this this is a song that is uh trending for all the wrong reasons today and apparently it's a dig at Taylor Swift. I think we might even have some audio. Have a listen to this.

This is a song that is trending for all the wrong reasons today. Yeah, right. Okay. See, I reckon a similar thing will be happening at the moment with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. There'll be members on Travis Kelsey's football team who are like, oh, it's so annoying how much attention Taylor Swift is bringing to the situation. And that's not necessarily Taylor's fault. It's just there is a lot of attention wherever she goes. Yeah, exactly.

And I guess it makes everything heightened. So when you're the people kind of around it and you're not the people directly in it, it could be a bit frustrating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. Interesting. I can tell you, like, just here in LA, like, no, this is the thing with someone like Taylor Swift or Beyonce.

They are so famous and so high profile that even when they go to an event, the security detail has to change. Beyonce came to our iHeartRadio Awards a month or two ago or something, and because she was coming, they had to change the security detail. Everyone had to change.

People weren't allowed to bring plus ones and stuff because that's what these stars do. And so that's the context. Like Taylor Swift dating one of your bandmates causes chaos. Makes everything that much more annoying, doesn't it? It's that next level of fame, that kind of, you know. Not many people reach that kind of level of, you know,

pandemonium, but they do. Well, good on Charli XCX for writing a song about it because most people are too scared to have a swipe at Taylor Swift these Well, good on Charli XCX for writing a song about it because most people are too scared to have a swipe at Taylor Swift these days, but not Charli XCX. There you go. I mean, she is like that, isn't she? She'll keep it real. She's a brat.

Yeah, she is. That's what the album says. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. A man in the UK is suing Apple for $10 million, £5 million because his wife found out that he was cheating on her from the iMessages that were synced to his other devices. And he says, when I delete stuff and cover my tracks,

I expect it to be deleted. Yeah, yeah. He said he deleted them off his phone. He should have been safe, Apple, but you didn't delete them off the iPad. And that's the real reason this marriage broke down. So we're asking you, did the cloud catch the person in your life out? And man, there's some good texts on this coming through.

Someone texted and they said, it was not the cloud, but my ex had signed up to a subscription that gave him a weekly indoor gardening visit using my credit card. What? Under his family dog's name as the username. So he used her credit card. Oh, what an idiot. He wanted to get caught.

And the dog's name. Someone else said, I was dating a guy for three years and one day I came home from grocery shopping and the TV was synced with his phone. You know how you can screen share? Screen mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I noticed that he was checking his Badoo and Tinder account,

so I watched for 10 minutes when the screen went black and he was making a video call with the girl, and I heard everything. I dumped him that night. That is so humiliating for your partner to watch. How embarrassing. Because you've got no leg to stand on. I'm literally watching it happen in

real time. I hope in that situation he just went, ah yeah. Yeah, you got me. I'm stuffed up. Sorry, my bad. I'll go. I'm out. I'm not going to try and argue it. I'm not going to try and argue it. Oh babe, I was watching a YouTube video on someone else who was on Tinder. Some people

are like expert gaslighters, though, and they talk themselves around. Totally. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. You have a story just like this

where you caught your partner cheating via the cloud. I do, yes. What happened, anonymous? I had a funny heart rate for a couple of days. I actually think this was because I felt like something was going on. I felt really suspicious. Okay. Gut feeling.

It was lovely and caring and I didn't have an Apple Watch at the time and they said to me, oh, you can wear my Apple Watch and you can monitor your heart rate for a couple of days and we can see what's going on. Yeah. That's nice. And I thought we can see what's going on. Yeah. That's nice. And I thought, oh, that's so lovely. Awesome.

But little did they know, I had my suspicions. So while they were asleep, I opened up the Apple Watch and I had a look at the text messages, which, and I found them. They had been arranging to meet with various women for indoor gardening. No. Ah, there you go. Wait, so Anonymous, to clear it up, did they think they had deleted those messages?

They absolutely did, yes. One of the conversations we had after I woke them up with a hell of a lot of swearing was, oh, well, I deleted them from my phone. And I was like, wow, they're on the watch, mate. Oh, well, that's fine. If you deleted them off the phone, then all is forgiven. Oh, well, then everything's all good.

That's the bit that I was angry about, that you hadn't deleted the messages. Not the cheating. I was angry at the messages. Yeah, I was so angry that you still had the messages. Can you be honest with us, Anonymous? Because you said that you were suspicious about something already. Yeah. Were the messages just on the watch, or did you have to kind of, like,

restore some messages to the watch while they were asleep? Did you do a bit of a sync to their phone? No, no. They were just on their Apple Watch. They were just there. Because their watch was linked to their phone. And, yeah, and they said to me, oh, no, but I deleted them off my phone. And I checked.

I said, give me your phone. And I looked at the phone. They were gone from the phone. So they were definitely just on the watch. I'm surprised he didn't go, oh, that's not even my watch. That's someone else's watch. Look, there's no messages on my phone. Oh, it's a different watch.

He did try all sorts of, you know, gaslighting techniques. Give us one. What was one of the lies? Oh, it's not what it looks like. And I was like, it's exactly what it looks like. It's very clearly what it looks like. It doesn't really look like anything else.

It just looks like this one thing. Did you guys break up? Yeah. Did you keep the Apple Watch? I didn't, no, but I gifted one shortly after that from this person. Oh, really? There you go. Apple Watches, busting cheaters since 2009.

Apple Watches, not for sharing. Thanks, not a miss. We love it. That's great. Cool. Thanks, guysonymous. We love it. That's great. Cool. Thanks, guys. There you go. And she sorted her heart rate out.

She sorted her heart rate out. Oh, yeah. Came right after that. Exactly. Actually, Anonymous, so did your heart rate come right straight after that? Was it the suspicious thing that was making your heart funny? Yes. Yes, it was.

There you go. Oh, well, like not a win-win, but a win. So trust your gut. Trust your gut. Trust your gut, Anonymous. Yeah, there you go. Oh, well, like not a win-win, but a win. So trust your gut. Trust your gut. Trust your gut, Anonymous. Yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. As it's happened again, another millennial mum has realised from her daughter

that certain names are now old people's names. Ah. So they're not old people's names to us. No. But to the kids now. Yeah. Like your name and my name, Clint, would be like, you know. Glynnis.

And. Edna. Roger. Roger. Roger? Poor Roger. Roger's not a young person's name. No, any name that you can't imagine saying to a baby.

Little baby Roger. That's the filter that I put it through. And it's crazy because at once upon a time, you could totally imagine saying to a baby. Little baby Roger. That's the filter that I put it through. And it's crazy because at once upon a time, you could totally imagine saying to a baby, oh, look, there's little baby Edith. Carol. Yeah, little baby Carol. My nan's name. But now, none of the grandkids got Carol, did they? No.

Yeah. We got some audio of this woman having this realisation. My daughter told me the name Ashley or Amanda or my name is Amber are like old people names. And I never thought about it this way. But she's like, yeah, my teacher's names are like Miss Erica, Miss Samantha. There's Amanda's and Ashley's. And she's like, those are just old people names. Whereas like young people names like my daughter is Scarlett. There's Charlotte's. There's Olivia. There's penelope's there's isabella's there's bella's there's ella's those are young people names so basically like i

mean for me ashley is always going to be like my friend from elementary so it just seems like a kid name to me but it's not all of these names are like basically the new margaret or barbara she's so right those are our names yeah ashley erica rachel yeah those are our names. Yeah. Erica. Samantha. Rachel. Yep. Those are our names. Jessica. Yeah. Now they're the old person names. Yeah.

Georgia is in there. Yeah. I'm just literally looking around the names of people that we work with. Gary. Gary. Okay, yeah, let's do the people in the office. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, could you call little boy Ross? I feel like you could call little boy Ross, couldn't you? No way you could. Really? No way. Baby Ross. Producers, what do you think? Could you call a baby Ross?

No. Absolutely not. It's like call a baby Bruce. It's not going to happen. Vaughn. That's an old person name. Hayley. Yeah, you could call baby Hayley.

Yeah. But also incredibly millennial name, isn't it? Yes, very millennial. Carl, which is Fletcher's real name. Old person. Old. I haven't met a baby Carl before. Nah, it's an old sounding name.

Carl sounds like he'd be born with like calloused hands. Like he'd been working. Oh, Carl. Carl. Carl's come out. Oh no, Carl's shit his pants. Carl's come out with a full moustache and a set of pubes. We offer this service every now and then.

We like to tell you objectively because we're outside of your name. We're not hearing it every day. We can tell you whether you have an old person's name or a young person's name. If you want our opinion, and it's just our opinion, so it doesn't mean much, but if you want our opinion on if you have an old person or a young person name So it doesn't mean much. But if you want our opinion on if you have an old person or a young person name, it doesn't mean you're old or you're young.

It just is your name we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We know straight away it takes very little thought. It's just a vibe. It's just a vibe. A feeling. But we can do your name for you.

You call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we will put it through the old or young name filter and tell you to your face. Be brave. Bree and Clint. Oh, I'm excited. I love this game. Every now and then we provide a service to you where we can tell you whether you've got

an old person's name or a young person's name. It's nothing personal. It's not. It's just what your name evokes. And it's, times are changing. Yeah. Things are moving. Like this text, which I find really interesting.

And I think spot on. They said, my name's Charlotte, and when I was a baby, it was an old person's name, but now I'm 33, and it's a young person's name. People have started to ID me. I get mistaken for a teenager. It's amazing. I mean, Charlotte's one of the oldest names in the books.

Totally, but things bring it back into fashion. That'll be down to Princess Charlotte. Yep. It's back in. But then the old people name thing is a trend too. Someone said, I'm an ECE teacher and we have a Bruce and a Trevor start last year. Old man names. Totally.

Old man names are really on trend at the moment, like Walter. I don't know if there's, you think certain names like they can't turn young again you say that but then like or is that just because like for us millennials there's names that will never be young sounding to us like dawson dawson yeah you reckon that's an old name well because of dawson's creek it's always going to be that guy and that meme of Dawson crying on Dawson's Creek. When I hear Dawson, I don't think old man. But what about Wyatt? Wyatt. See, I met a

baby Wyatt the other day and I thought it was cool. I was like, yeah, it's cool now. Wyatt. But to me, that's some old man who lives by a river with a grey beard. Yeah, right. And now it's also a cool baby. So let's do it. Let's provide our service to the people who have called up and asked for it, okay? All of these people asked us to do this to their name.

Caller one, welcome to the Brianne Clint Show. Hello, caller one. Hey, how are you going? Good, thank you. Are you nervous? No. Do you think you've got a young or old sounding name? I'm kind of on the fence.

I think it's more young than old. Okay. We'll get you off that fence. Caller number one. This is a perfect service for you then. What is your name? Katie. Katie.

Three, two, one. Young. Old. Oh! Oh! 50-50. But we've got producers as well. They never say.

Old. Young. Oh! Katie, it's 50-50. Katie, you were right. You were on the fence. I feel like you're on the cusp, Katie. She's angry.

She's angry at the two of us that said old. Just note that I said young. Me too. And me too. And I said young too. No, you don't. No, you don't. Thanks for playing, Katie.

Thanks, Katie. Let's go to caller number two on our 100 dials at M. Hi, caller number two. Hi, caller two. Hello. Let's not muck around. Let's get straight into this. What is your name? Riker. Riker. Hi, caller two. Hello. Let's not muck around. Let's get straight into this. What is your name?

Riker. Riker. Like the island. Three, two, one. Young. Young. And cool. Yeah.

Very cool. It sounds like you would have an undercut. And made up, I would say. And a septum piercing. And drive a motorbike. Yeah. Riker, you are young too, aren't you? Oh, yeah.

Perfect. Great. 13. There you go. We nailed it. Let's go to caller number three. Hi, caller number three. Hi, caller three.

Hi. This is our bespoke service where we tell you whether your name is old or young. What is your name? Fleur. Fleur. Fleur. Oh, I'm torn. Three, two, one.

Old. Young. Young. It's come back. Yeah. I think it's come back. I can imagine knowing an old Fleur when I was a kid, but now I can imagine meeting a baby Fleur.

No offence, Fleur, but sounds old to me, but like fancy old, if that helps. No offence taken. Sounds like you, yeah. Oh, you are old. I do not wait, Fleur. Sounds like you sound like a lovely old lady who lives in a cottage and grows flowers.

You know? Fleur. Fleur. Bless your heart. You can call the show any time, Fleur. You're cool. And that trumps being old, young, whatever. Brie said you were old that time.

I was the good guy. I didn't say she was old. I said her name. Don't worry. She said she was old. You're blurring the good girl. I didn't say she was old. I said her name. Don't worry. She said she was old. You're blurring the lines of the game. Caller number four. Hi.

Hi, caller four. Hi. Tell us. It's usually way more clean cut than this. It's tearing the team apart today. It is. It really is. Caller four, let's see if we're unanimous.

What is your name? Okay. My name is Abigail. Oh, easy. Abigail. Three, two, one. Old. Oh. Sorry, Abigail. Sorry, Abigail. Sorry. You, two, one. Old.

Sorry, Abigail. Sorry, Abigail. Sorry. You can call me Abby. It's fine. Abby. Abby. Let's do Abby. Ready?

Okay, Abby. Yeah. Three, two, one. Old. Yeah. Oh. Abby. Abby, do you know what it's short for?

What? Abigail. Abigail sounds like someone who grew up in, like, the wars. Like, the wartime. The wars? You in, like, the wars, like the wartime. The wars? You know? The wars. Abigail sounds like someone who met a guy

and then he had to go off to war. Like, we've got a shoebox full of letters from Abigail. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, and then a soldier wrote letters to Abigail. Thanks, Abigail. All good. All right.

Oh, God. She's traumatised Through tears Oh, good Oh, good, guys Caller number five Hi, caller five Hi, caller five Hi, guys

It's still not personal, okay? Not personal None of this is personal Not at all No, okay Okay, caller five What's your name? Tell us, what is your name?

Skye Skye Three, two, one. Young. Young. Young. Thank you. I'm a Mia, baby.

Sky with an E? Yes, it is with an E, yes. Okay. Yeah, young. Young sounding. Skylar. Because it makes me think of Skype. No.

Skype. After the island. Oh. The island of Sky. Never been. Okay, thank you, Sky. We appreciate it. Thank you, Sky. Last one. One more. Let's see if we can all get on the same page for this. We were. Okay, thank you, Sky. We appreciate it. Thank you, Sky.

Last one. One more. Let's see if we can all get on the same page for this. We were on the same page for that one. Yeah, we were, I think. Yes. Let's see if we can get two in a row. Hi, Caller 6.

Hi, Caller 6. G'day, how we going? Good, thank you. Caller 6, tell us. A man's name. What is your name? I'm Joe. Joe.

Joe. Joe. Is it short for Joseph? It is short for Joseph, yeah. But you go by Joe. You I'm Joe. Joe. Joe. Is it short for Joseph? It is short for Joseph, yeah. You go by Joe. You go by Joe. Okay, easy. Three, two, one. Old. Young. What?

Young? Joe. It's old. Cool and young. Joe. No, cool and old. Oh. My granddad's name was Joe. Joseph. Or Joe. Yeah, old. Yeah. Joseph's old, Joe young. Oh, I got it was Joe. Okay. Or Joe. Yeah. Old. Yeah. Sorry, Joe. Joseph's old, Joe young. Oh, I go the other way around.

Joe, Joe. Joe, Joe young. Young. Joe. Joe, just Joe. Old. Old. Joe, do you agree with us?

I'm lost. Yeah, yeah, that's fair, that's fair. That's fair. I don't get to swing either way. Okay. Joe, how old? I've got a very copy-paste name, you know? Like, you use Joe when you can't remember the name of somebody else.

Joe Blow. You know old Joe? Yeah, Joe Blow. Joe Blow. Yep, old Joe Blow. Joe Blow. He goes both ways. How old are you, Joe?

I'm 20. Oh, you're young. Yeah, I'm young. What were your parents thinking? Is it after someone? You know, your dad, old Joe Bloggs. Joe Bloggs. Thanks, Joe. Good fun, man.

See you, Joe. Cheers, mate. Thank you. See ya. We've never really done the whole work from home thing, so I don't really know how rife this is, but there's a company in the States that said it's firing people for fake working from home.

I mean, this is the issue, the problem, where you have to trust your employees. And some people are very trustworthy, and they get more work done when they're at home because they're not distracted by, you know, everything at work. Yeah, you and I never got to experience working from home because we were deemed an essential service during COVID, so we would have to come in.

We were like driving on the wrong side of the motorway. We were the only people out there. It was a wild time. It was like Mad Max out there on the roads. We joke, but you could drive on any, like you could just swerve across the motorway if you wanted to at times. There was just no traffic. There was no one around.

There was no one on the road. And we said that to Ross today. We're like, oh, we never got to work from home. He said, count yourself lucky. We went crazy in our houses and you got to leave every day. Ross shaved his head. Remember? That's right.

Shaved his head. He went early. He shaved his head like the second day of lockdown. I don't think he realised how long it was going to last. He was meant to be working, but he was shaving his head. Anyway, this bank in the States says it has just fired more than a dozen employees for pretending to work from home by

they said, using simulation of keyboard activity, which gives the impression of active work. In other words, they were faking that they were working. They said lots of people have been buying this thing called a mouse jiggler.

They're $20, and what it does is it wiggles your mouse for you. Every 10 seconds or whatever. So your computer says, oh, yeah, they're at their computer working. Their mouse is moving. And you can buy it, and you can just put it on your mouse, and it will jiggle your mouse around, and it'll go, oh, yeah, they're working. Because lots of companies have this thing where it says on your computer how long you haven't, like, touched a key or moved your mouse for.

I think we've got that here at ZM too, don't we? I'm pretty sure we do. Like, if you're working from home on, like, Microsoft Teams or something. It says how long. It says, right? Yeah, it automatically is like, oh, they're away or, you know, they're busy or whatever. But if you had a $20 mouse jiggler on there, they'd be like,

damn, Claudia's been going hard. She's so active. Yeah. Yeah. It's an active. Yeah. Yeah. It's an interesting one because I think it's hard because you do have to trust people if they're at home and there's distractions at home like there is at work. Yeah.

I feel like if they get all of their work done and they're folding, washing or doing some housework in between, then I'm fine with that. That's for them, yeah. I'm fine with that as long as you get the same amount of work done. But not all companies are. But not all companies are like that. Some of them want you in front of your computer for those eight hours. And they don't care.

They're like, you sit there and do not move. We've got a strange question to ask you this afternoon and this will require a bit of honesty if you want to contribute to this. We want to know, does the money that you get paid not match the amount of effort that it takes you to do your job and by that we mean are you doing bugger all and no one really knows can you admit that you don't really do all that much yeah i'd love to know what you were actually doing when you said you were working from home oh yeah sure what did were actually doing when you said you were working from home. Oh, yeah, sure. What did you actually do when you said,

oh, no, I'm working from home? Like, were you flying to Queenstown, like, early for a girl's trip or something? Hell, yeah. And then you just hopefully the plane had Wi-Fi. Yeah. Or like we said before, you get paid for 40 hours a week, but the job takes you, you get it done in 20.

Yeah. But your boss doesn't know that. You would never tell them because you've cracked it. You can do that job way faster than anybody thinks. Yeah. What is that job and how do we get it? Bree and Clint. We want to know, is your job way easier than people think it is,

than your boss thinks it is? Or even better than that, are you off doing other things when you say that you're working from home? There's some places in the States that are firing people for getting caught pretend working from home. So is the job so easy that you're not really doing any work from home? There is a lot of people texting through to 9696 saying that they were working from home today,

but they were watching the new Bridgerton episodes instead. Well, one person said, I asked to work from home last Friday, but I sat there shaking my mouse and I watched Bridgerton part two. And the other person said, today I had data entry to do and I watched the new Bridgerton episodes while I did it. Bridgerton, the choice of people pretending to work from home. Yeah, but they were working and watching Bridgerton. while I did it. Bridgerton, the choice of people pretending to work from home. Yeah, but they were working and watching Bridgerton. That's fine.

Someone else said, I went to the islands for just a small holiday while I was working. Could we just say that I was working from island? That's so good. Yes, you could. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, guys. You're a nanny, is that right? Yeah, and I'm just a school nanny. Okay're a nanny, is that right? Yeah, and I'm a school nanny. Okay, and is it easier than people think? Yeah, I mean, if your kids are well behaved, yeah. And so tell us the situation. So how many kids are you looking after? So I look after two kids, nine and ten.

Yeah. And they're really good. I also have a one-year-old. Okay. And instead of getting childcare, I just ask the parents, could I bring her with me? And they're like, yeah, that's fine.

And these kids that I nanny love the one-year-old and they just play with her all the time. So when I'm meant to be watching them, I just sit on the couch and I'm just chilling on my phone and reading a book and they're just playing with my one-year-old for like two, three hours and I can just chill and it's like getting paid for childcare.

Anonymous, you're getting paid for childcare, but they're the kids that are looking after your child instead. Yeah, it's so good. They just love her. You've clocked it. You've clocked it. You've absolutely clocked it. Yeah, I got a good gig. Thanks her. You've clocked it. You've clocked it. You've absolutely clocked it. Yeah, I got a good gig.

Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Shannon's caught up. G'day, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi. Yeah, no, I don't work from home, per se. I drive for a job.

Okay. Right. And the contract is agreed 45 hours a week, but we can get it done in almost half that time. So we can actually run personal errands and the boss knows all about it and everything. He's sweet with it. Your boss isn't on the hustle.

Well, then you're not going to lose your job for it, are you? Sounds like you've got a cool boss, though, knowing that if you get the work done, then he's cool if you do personal things here and there. And it's pretty good, too, because we get to travel the whole North Island as well. Like we just drive all day, every day, nine and a half hour days. Because you've got that much freedom and your boss trusts you with that sort of stuff.

Is there sort of like an unspoken thing amongst the people that work there where you're like, hey, don't take the piss. Like don't overdo it so we don't lose this privilege. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I mean, you can do your personal shit just, you know, but there are deadlines that have to be met. So like if we meet our deadlines, then we can do what we want. Oh, see, that's the dream.

You've got a good Shannon. Where do you work, Shannon? Do you want to give them a shout out or is it too secret? My boss is good with it. I don't know about the higher ups. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. And Shannon, don't tell everyone because everyone will want that

job. We're asking, is your job way easier than people think? Someone said, I'm an architect. I basically play Sims for a living. True, it's like real life Sims. You're building cities and stuff. And if you're good at it, it would be easy, wouldn't it? It would be. Listen to this text that's just come through.

Golden rule, slightly off topic, but always, always pull a sickie when I'm not sick. Go to work sick or work from home sick, extra annual leave for free. I work from home twice a week and the wife loves it. Dinner prepped and washing done. Fair to say dessert is better than, oh, okay. Yeah, but you... You have to

work while you're sick, though. It's kind of a life hack. It's kind of... Kind of? It's kind of a life hack, but... Kind of? Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so keep at it, I guess. If you're in that job where you can do it... I just think, I think like you said, don't take the piss.

Like... Yeah. And I feel like most people, like if you're getting your work done, you're in there, you're doing great work, then if, you know, you can do bits and pieces. Watch a bit of Bridgerton. Brie and I are on our phone half the time in here anyway. Don't worry about it. No one's perfect. Can you play a song?

I want to watch this TikTok. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. All I want for my want to watch this TikTok. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday bangers for your Monday. You call us, tell us your birthday. We do the calculations here in studio about what is your birthday banger.

Number one song when you turn 16. We're going to start with Dale. Kia ora, Dale. Hi, Dale. Kia ora. I heard it's your birthday today. It is, yeah. Oh, happy birthday Kia ora. I heard it's your birthday today. It is, yeah. Oh, happy birthday. Have you had a good

one so far? Yeah, yeah, full on. I'm a teacher, so it's been a wet day inside with kids, but they were all awesome, so that's good. Did you get a lot of really good artwork from kids for your birthday? Oh, yeah, they're good at that. Oh, my God, I'm going to keep it forever.

I love it. That's going straight in the bin. Yeah, like my best acting. Yeah, nice, Dale. Good on you, Dale. What year are we talking, Dale? 1990. All right, that means you were 16 in 2006. And on this day in 2006, this was number one.

It's a ripper from Nelly Furtado, Maneater. What do you reckon? Bit of you, Dale? Oh, not overly. Not really. Oh, okay. 2006. I mean, yeah, great.

Love it. No, we weren't. Do your acting for us, okay? You did it for the kids. Do it for us. She's all acted out. That's interesting. Okay, wait there, Dale.

The birthday girl. We'll do Candice. Hi, Candice. Hi, Candice. Hi. How's your day been? Yeah, pretty full on. For a Monday?

That's not what you want? Yeah. Yeah. Just the usual stuff, looking after kids. I bet, Candice. Well, you've made it here, so let's take a moment that's just about you. What is your date of birth? 7th of May, 1984. All right, that means, Candice, you were 16 in the year 2000.

And here is your birthday banger. Mum. Mum. Mum. That's what I picture Candice. Yeah. Mum. Mum. That's why I picture Candice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gets all day every day. What do you reckon, Candice?

Bit of Destiny's Child? I liked it at the time, I think. Yeah? Yeah. I hope I'm loving their birthday banger today, eh? Nah. Okay, that's all good. Wait there.

We like the honesty. We'll do one more for Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, how's it going? Wait there. We like the honesty. We'll do one more for Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, how's it going? You're our last chance, Amy. We need you to love your birthday banger, so let's figure it out. What is your birthday?

31st of July, 1981. Right, that means you were 16, Amy, in 1997. And on that day, this was at the top. The Hanson Mbop. The Hanson sisters. What do you reckon? Not a huge fan, but I'm locked with your memory for me. Yeah.

Can't stop the bop, as we used to say. Okay, it's not a huge fan, but it unlocks a few memories for me. Yeah. Can't stop the bop, as we used to say. Okay, it's not a resounding, oh, hell yeah, from any of our contestants today. So I'm going to say they're all up for grabs. Yeah, I feel like it's free game here today. I'm going Nelly Furtado, man. Yeah, me too. That's a vibe.

Me too. And it's Dale's birthday. And it's Dale's birthday. She should win. And Dale wanted to tell us one more time how much she loves this song. Eh, Dale? Oh, absolutely love it. Thanks, guys.

I believed her. She's good. Happy birthday, mate. She is good. Bree and Clint, see you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale.

See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale.

See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale.

See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. See you, Dale. ZM Bree and Clint Nelly Furtado

And Maneater The winner of Birthday Banger today For Dale From the year 2006 It was number one On this day Today in 2006

Still holds up If you ask me Isn't it Hell yeah Absolute banger I want more stuff From Nelly Furtado. I know she has been, like, coming back onto the scene as of late.

Yeah. Imagine her dropping, like, another album right now. Well, her and Justin Timberlake and Timberland did that song last year and no one liked it. What, do we have it in the system? We will. I can't remember what it was called. What was it called?

Hold on. Justin. Do you know Claude? It made no waves at all. I do remember us talking about it. This is not it. I'm just trying to fill the gap. Oh, this is another great song from her.

She looks... Have you seen her recently? Yes. She looks amazing. Yeah. How old would she be? Age game? Natalie Furtado. This is not it.

No. Yeah, this is it. This is not the one that came out last year. Banger. This is from the 2000s. This is it. That part sounds familiar. Yeah.

From Timberland. I liked it, but no one else did. Sounds alright. Yeah, it sounds exactly like what they used to make. It's not memorable to me. Like, I don't hear it and go, oh, yeah. Probably because it's not 2006 anymore. Sounds alright.

It sounds pretty good. She's 45, by the way. Nelly Furtado. Nice. If you're playing along at home. Bree and Clint. You know, every now and then, sometimes you just feel like playing a good old fashioned game of would you rather? Yeah

I feel like People take would you rather too far though And they're like would you rather do this with your mum or this with your dad? Yeah But it always ends up there eventually Yeah don't be so gross I remember on it was the fans versus fave season of Celebrity Treasure Island Yeah

So it's when you know know, a bunch of celebrities who'd already done the show came back. And I remember for the entire season, the celebrity team just played the most horrific game of would you rather. And it just kept going back and forth. And every time I'd see them, they'd be on another horrific question that they would ask me.

I really like a clever would you rather where you're not totally grossed out by one or the other but you genuinely can't pick. Yeah. They're the best ones. I think that's what makes a good would you rather. Exactly. Yeah. You know, where you genuinely are going back and forth.

Where you're torn. Yeah. There's a would you rather question that I always like to ask people because I feel like it tells me a lot about the person from their answer. And the question is, and I've asked so many people this over the years, is would you rather lose an arm, and you can pick either arm from your elbow, or either leg from your knee? Yeah, right.

So you lose one or the other. Would you rather lose the arm or the leg? That was not hard for me. Yeah. What did you say? It's not hard for me. Yeah. I'm losing half an arm in that situation.

See, you're the idiots of the world. No way, man. Okay, you, okay. Wait, let's come back to that. I just want to know from the producers, clearly I am team leg camp. I would choose to lose half a leg. Producers?

I'm going to lose half a leg, specifically my left leg. Okay, your left leg. Why, is that your dicky leg? It's my bad knee. Oh, perfect. There you go. I'm with Clint and I'm left-handed, so I'm losing my right arm.

I don't, it's fine. But you used it. Claudia, are you as shocked as me by the answer? Are you aware of how much you need your legs to get around? Are you aware of the technology in prosthetics where I can simply put a prosthetic on and walk normally? It's not comfortable. No.

It's not comfortable and it's not easy. You walk everywhere. Yeah. But you use your arms for everything. Yeah, but you are literally, to get from A to B, you have to walk. Like there is no prosthetic that can replace your arm or your hand. There is no prosthetic that comes close to the function of... To the dexterity of a hand.

To the dexterity of a hand and an arm. I get that, I get that. But I'll have the dexterity in the remaining hand. And then I've got half. I can have the dexterity in the remaining hand. And then I've got half. I can tuck things under my elbow with the other half. I mean, none of us can relate to this, really, because none of us have been through it. I'd love to know from someone who has lost half an arm or half a leg.

Either an arm or half a leg if they would switch. If they would switch. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to know which one you would prefer. Ideally, you don't want to lose either because it's a very difficult thing. But which one of us is deluded here? Is it the half an arm team or half a leg team?

I think it's the half an arm team. I think it's hard overall. No, no, there's no doubt about that. There's no question about that. This is not like a best case scenario. You know as a female, Ella, you'll never be able to put your hair up in a ponytail again. Yes, I will.

I can figure that out. How? Actually. How? I follow a TikToker. Figure out how to do it one-handed. Yeah, you do. How could you do that one-handed?

I've seen dads do it on TikTok with the vacuum cleaner. Done. Get the vacuum cleaner going. You put the hair tie on the end of the vacuum cleaner. Then you put the vacuum cleaner on your hair, sucks all your hair up. And then you, oh, what's holding the vacuum cleaner? Oh. You've only got one arm. Yeah, but if I've only got

one leg, it's going to be so much harder to even get the vacuum cleaner in the first place. No, you put your prosthetic on. And you can use crutches because you still have two arms. You can use a wheelchair. You can work up to a prosthetic. Scoot around. If this is your life, we would love to know which...

Or just in general, if you're someone like, what would you pick? Like think about it for a second. Especially, yeah, if you're going through it, we'd love to know if you would change. Yeah. But also just would you rather lose half a leg or half an arm? Text us to 9696. Better than what I thought it was going to be. I thought

you were going to do, would you rather have penises for fingers or a penis for a nose? We'll do that one next week. That's another great question. And that is the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. Have you ever suffered a broken heart? Yeah, of course.

How do you know it was broken? What did it feel like when you suffered a broken heart? It feels like a physical pain. Like you are so upset and so sad about this thing that it feels, it's not like an emotional thing, it's a physical pain. Is that when the All Blacks lost the World Cup? Yeah, it's when they lost in 2003. It's when they lost in 1999.

It's when they lost in 2007. And it's when they lost in, oh, it's kind of over it by 2019, and then this last one, that hurt a little bit more. So you've kind of had four major heartbreaks in your life. Yeah, that's me. That is rough. Just a big rugby loser. No women.

Just rugby. Never had my heart broken over a woman. Nah, nah. Woman, because I'm not a sissy. Just the boys. I wouldn't get my heart broken over a woman? Nah. Woman because I'm not a sissy. Just the boys. I wouldn't get my heart broken over a woman. I'm not gay.

Only rugby for me. Wait, no. The gays are the last people that would get their... Wait, what? The gays would never get their heart broken

by a woman. Yeah, it's kind of a joke. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Hey, uh... Anyway. Should we get out of here? I think we should. Have a great night, everybody. And we'll catch you, got you. Hey. Anyway. Should we get out of here? I think we should.

Have a great night, everybody. And we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. See ya. Au revoir. Au revoir. The time has come for me to play. ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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