ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th March 2021

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. I've got the announcement today. I've got something. So can I? Yes. I think my baby's going to be born tonight. Nah. Nah, my gut says it is. Nah. My gut says it's tonight.

You don't have the gift. No, I know I don't have the gift, but I'm pretty close to it. What makes you say that? My gut. And I trust my gut now. Or did you have a bad quiche? No, I've been reading books on trusting your gut. And my gut may be full of pizza and Guinness for St. Patrick's Day.

See? That's hard to tell then. But I believe that you won't see me again for a while. Interesting. Just putting it out there. What's the feeling? What feeling? I have a feeling that it's not going to come for two weeks. No, you only feel like that because Tom Sainsbury told you that.

Exactly. That's where I got the feeling from. No, that doesn't count. Yeah, it does. He was playing a fake psychic. No, he wasn't. He actually does it. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. He a fake psychic No he wasn't He actually does it No he doesn't

Yes he does He's on the podcast today By the way He actually does it You can be the judge I'm telling you And Tom Sainsbury If you don't know

If you're overseas Is a Hilarious comedian He's very very funny Look him up He does impersonations Tom Sainsbury The Snapchat dude

I think he is on Facebook You 100% won't get The impersonations Because they're all Of New Zealanders But he's very funny You know what I've been doing Speaking of trusting your gut Yeah I've been reading You 100% won't get the impersonations because they're all of New Zealanders. But he's very funny. You know what I've been doing, speaking of trusting your gut?

Yeah. I've been reading a lot and looking into, have you ever looked into asking questions to the universe? Have you been reading that book Ellie gave us? No. Right. No, then no. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about?

No. Right. No, then no. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about? No. So it's a theory of that you can ask the universe questions and you will get an answer. Right. If one way or another. So say, for example, like when I was away, I was asking the universe, and this is a true story. I was very anxious when I was away because I was asking the universe, and this is a true story. I was very anxious when I was away

because I was doing something that was outside my comfort zone, you know, that I'm not used to. And I remember on the first day or the second day that I was away, I said to the universe, can you, if I am going to have a good time and do well,

show me a red flower in the next day or two days. Right. Oh, you can be that specific? You can be that specific about it. Right. Anyway, no BS. The next day, the next morning, I think, I was sitting on the couch in my hotel room.

Yeah. And I literally was learning my lines. And I looked up and there was one single red flower directly outside my door. No other flowers anywhere in sight but just one red flower. Whoa, Buzzy G. Right. Pretty weird.

Pretty weird. Yeah, weird. Like there was no bush with red flowers on it. There was no trees. It was just one single red flower. Yeah, right. And did you have a good time? I did. It was a weird. Yeah, weird. Like there was no bush with red flowers on it. There was no trees. It was just one single red flower. Yeah, right. And did you have a good time? I did.

It was a good time. There you go. It was a lot of work, a lot of hard work. But I actually was talking to the girl that was doing my hair and makeup. I love her, adore her. She was teaching me about it because her symbol is blue butterflies and she sees them all the time. Wow.

Because she asks certain questions. Blue butterflies? Yeah. And she has a lot of blue butterflies around her house. So then she's like, if I really want the universe to answer me, I'll usually say, ask the question and then I'll be like, show me a blue butterfly that I haven't seen before. Yeah, right.

So it can't be one that she's got in her house, you know, because it doesn't count. Fascinating. Yeah. I believe in the universe. Yeah, right. So it can't be one that she's got in her house, you know, because it doesn't count. Fascinating. Yeah. I believe in the universe. Well, obviously it exists. But I believe in energy. Do you believe in like actually – because you know when people say

trust your gut? Yeah. I know I must sound so like whatever, but I don't care because I believe in it. You know when people say trust your gut? That's actually something more like that's your like that's you the way i interpret why the way i interpret trust your gut is don't overthink things you know the answer that you know your body your body knows what you want yeah but what

do you think that is just you not prejudicing your decisions with other shit and going oh but so-and-so wants me to do this. That's what I interpret trust your gut as. So someone says to you, hey, we've got this job for you. Do you want to take it? And instantly you'll know whether you want to take it or not, not whether you should take it, but you'll know whether you want to take it. But then your brain will layer it over with,

but what does your partner want? But what does your current work want? But what do your parents want? But what should you do for financial stability? You know? does your partner want but what does your current work want but what do your parents want but what should you do for financial stability you know yeah when at the bottom at the base of it is what you actually want but you're layering all this stuff over it but yeah i totally see see that i think it's i totally think it's that but then like for me i also get gut feelings about stuff. Like for example, like I can tell things where I can't explain how I can tell it.

Right. Like for example, I'm going to sound like a nutter here. This one time and I was sitting at home and Whitney was still quite young but not super young and I was sitting at home and we'd fully fenced the front yard so she could be let out in the front yard on her own and she'd been like that for probably two weeks hadn't gotten out in two weeks because we'd fully like fenced it off anyway this one morning I let her out into the front yard because I was on the phone to the health department because there was something about like you lose your wife Lucy was sick so then you couldn't come to work so i had to call

them to see if i could travel yeah just to be safe anyway so i've called them and whitney was like being loud so i've put her out into the front yard and then i've went and i've sat on the couch and as i was sitting on the couch i was probably talking for about 20 minutes and then all of a sudden i went what if whitney gets? I feel like she's gotten out. Out of nowhere. Like for two weeks she had not gotten out. Like it was not a thing. And I got up, opened the door, and she'd gotten out.

That's your women's intuition. Yeah, but that's like some sixth sense or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like where does that come from? I think that's like a gut thing. Wow. What is this book you've been reading, by the way? I actually don't know the name of it. I'll bring in tomorrow what's the name of the one ellie got us

the power of now the power of now that's a really good but it can't toll you can't totally it can't toll i'm part way through it but then i got obsessed with jack reacher yeah people love those oh i'm deep in jack reacher now you know i've met the author jack reacher yeah he came here right yeah yeah yeah and the reason why his name is Reacher is because his wife used to call him a Reacher because he could reach things that were high at the supermarket. You really did come from coast, didn't you? I told you guys that that was true and then you guys didn't believe me until we Googled it. Has anyone seen the Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise movies?

No. Yes, I've seen one of them. They're quite good. He doesn't fit the character though. He doesn't. I don't like it. Has anyone seen the Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise movies? No. Yes, I've seen one of them. Is there one of them? They're quite good. He doesn't fit the character, though. He doesn't. I don't like it. So what I heard is they're good,

but you've got to accept the fact that he's not Jack Reacher in the book. It's nothing, yeah. Take the movie for what it is. Yeah. Because Jack Reacher is 6'5 and, like, 220 pounds. And Tom Cruise is not. And Tom Cruise is not. So you've got to separate the two. Yeah.

But I think he is doing his, the last one was the last one or whatever the next one that they're shooting is the last one that he's going to do and then they're going to get a new one. Do you know the guy who wrote the guy you met who wrote the Jack Reacher books? He's written like 25 of them

and he's sick of it. So he's given it to his brother and now his brother's going to write the books. You told me about this. Lee Childs? Is it Lee Childs? Yeah. And the way that he talks about Tom Cruise is like he literally just has him on spit. He's just like a mate.

He's like, oh yeah, Tom, you know, we go way back, obviously, because he's crafted his character. So Tom, can you just grow a foot, please? A foot? More like... Like 10. One more aside that didn't come up in the show today.

Oh, we should talk about this for the latest Did you guys see that outfit that Harry Styles wore at the Grammys So hot He's so hot Holy shit

What is up with that guy So attractive He's so attractive And Billy Eilish He's channeling it This is what I find interesting If you didn't see it

Harry Styles wore a leather suit like a business suit but made of leather by gucci with no shirt underneath just open you know what it is you know why it's so hot i know the answer so i'll just say one more thing before you tell me why it's so hot there's a weird thing that he pulls off where other attractive people like justin timberlake for example could wear that suit but it would it would have an air of creepiness to it. Like it would have an air of like,

eee, look at my chest. No, I wouldn't think that. No? Okay, alright. I'd be like, yep. I just think Harry, somehow he pulls it off and he treads that line and he's perfect with it. But anyway, what is it? What's the secret ingredient?

Harry Styles is so damn attractive. Because? Because he does not give a shit about what anyone else thinks. Like me. Like me with these socks that I'm wearing today. Yeah, it's like when you wear those socks in your Birkenstocks. Hot. That's hot.

Yeah. No, I mean in general, in life, everything he does. Do you honestly believe he doesn't give a shit? Yep, I do. Do you believe he doesn't? I think he is one person. But does he give the most shits? Nah.

Really? He does not care. Why would he do things which he just wants to do, like wear a woman's blouse or a skirt? He wore a dress on the cover of Vogue, right? Yeah. Oh, was that a skirt? A skirt, yeah.

Why would he do all those things if he truly cared what people thought? He doesn't. He just wants to be him. Right, okay. And it's so attractive. You know where you meet people, like, you know the people I'm talking about that just ooze charisma. Oh, yeah. And coolness.

And coolness. And coolness. Because they don't care. They don't care. It's that confidence. They've risen above. In a good way. They don't care. It's that confidence. They've risen above. In a good way. They don't care in a good way.

Guys, very philosophical podcast intro today. Yeah. Very philosophical. Very deep. Quite. Quite. Better than, not as blue as some of our other ones. No, definitely not as blue.

And sometimes we like to change it up. Yeah. it up. Yeah, and I think on that note, to take us out with a deep introspective and thought-provoking statement, we go to producer Ben. Ben, take us out. Take us out. Say something. Give us the best piece of wisdom you've got. Take us out.

No, I don't need it. Give it to Anastasia. No, take us out. I want to hear it from you. The best piece of advice you've ever heard. What's the best? No, no. The best advice. Your mantra. What do you live by?

Oh, I don't know. Be Harry Styles. Be confident in yourself. You had the easiest one. Don't give a shit about what anyone else thinks. Or live, laugh, love. Live, laugh, love. That too.

Yeah. Everything happens for a reason. Yeah. Everything. I do believe that though. No, I don't have one. I had a really good one the other day. What?

Hold on. Comparison is the thief of joy. There you go. See, Ben, why couldn't you just say that? I didn't know that one. Comparison is the thief of joy. Perfect. There you go.

Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or go. Bye. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.

Yes, we have been down to the viaduct this afternoon, but purely for work purposes. Yep, only, and if our boss is listening, lots of good work was done. Lots of good work. Down at the viaduct. We were doing research. We were down soaking up the atmosphere so we can accurately represent the mood of the nation

this afternoon on the Bree and Clint show. We just used our broadcaster skills and went down there and got the scoop. Yes, we may have had some chippies, but you know, it's part of the job, okay? We need carbs to function. Yes, the racing starts at 12 past four. We'll keep you updated on what happens on that.

It's very exciting. We saw lots of Italian supporters down there, lots of genuine Italians down there. We saw Luna Rossa being launched, which was very cool. What was the songs they went out to? It was the Italian national anthem. ACDC. ACDC and Metallica. Yep. Those are the songs that they launched the boat to. It was pumping. Absolutely spot on. But first, we're going to kick the show off with a tradie, V-Lady. Yeah, let's do it.

Bree and Clint, tradie versus lady. Your chance to win 50 bucks today if you want to play. We need one tradie and one lady to go head-to-head in the comp this afternoon. How good is your knowledge? We're about to test it here. We'll play after Drax Project in Firefly on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus Lady. But first, 50 bucks up for grabs if you can beat out your opponent. Our Lady this afternoon in Tradie versus Lady is 23. She's from Rotorua. She's lived there for four years. Welcome to the show, Claudia.

G'day, Claude. Hi, how's it going? Do you work at the luge? No, I'm in banking. Oh, right. When I lived there, I worked at the luge. Great job. Oh, awesome.

Yeah, nice. Okay, our Tradie today is 26, and he's a qualified builder. Not one of those fake builders. Welcome to the show. Oh, she, it's Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi.

Sorry to assume your gender. I've just fallen into a rhythm. That is wrong, though. You're a lady, Trady, and that's very cool. Very cool, Tash. All right, guys, you know the rules. Claudia, your buzzer is lady, and Tash, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.

First of three. Question number one. Stan Walker has a new reality TV show called The Walkers. What is the name of Stan's fiancée? Is it Sarah, Megan or Lou? Tradie? Yes, Tash. Megan?

Not Megan. Do you want to stab Claudia? Sarah? No, it's the other one. It's Lou. All right, question number two. The America's Cup race, race number 10, kicks off at 10 past four. What is the name of the Aussie captain of the Italian team? Bridesmaid Bimmy Shittle.

Three, two, one. A name some Kiwis want to forget. It's Jimmy Spittle. Okay, no points, guys. No points. Here we go. Question number three. New Zealand's first ever free supermarket

has just opened in Wellington, aiming to help the homeless community. What is the name of the Wellington building Jacinda Ardern works in? Lady. Yes, Claudia. The Beehive. Well done. The Beehive is correct. Ladies, one on the board. Question number four.

Today is St Paddy's Day. What colour are you supposed to wear? Lady. Claudia. Green. Correct. Correct. Question number five. If I have a dozen eggs and I use three to make an omelette

and I smash five putting them back in the fridge because I tripped over the cat, how many whole eggs do I have left? Treaty. Tash. Tash. Four. Four is correct. You're still in the game. We're still on. Alright, question

number six. Is red a primary or secondary colour? Trady. Tash. Primary. It is a primary colour. This is awkward. We've run out of questions. And we're at tiebreak, right? We are at tiebreak. We're at primary colour. This is awkward. We've run out of questions. And we're at tie-break, right?

We are at tie-break. We're at tie-break. Okay. All right, I've got a question. I was going to ask. Okay, yeah, you go. What colour undies have I got on? Lady.

Who did you get? Claudia, I think. Claudia. Grey. All right, Tash, for the win. Black. You got it. Long-suffering listeners of the Bree and Clint show will know that Bree and I exclusively wear black undies.

All day, every day. Tight game, guys, but the lady trainees have taken it out. 50 bucks, Tash. Congratulations. Nice work, mate. Awesome. Bree and Clint. guys, but the lady trainees have taken it out. 50 bucks, Tash. Congratulations. Nice work, mate. Awesome. Today is race 10 of the America's Cup.

We can win it today. We can win it today, guys. We might not, and that's fine. But we can win it today. So it's how many, I mean... First to seven. We've got six. And if they lose the first one, they can race again today, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And if they lose that one, they can race again tomorrow. There's plenty of chances. But hopefully this afternoon we're going to be hearing... The America's Cup is now New Zealand's Cup. It's going to be more like the America's Cup is still... For the fourth time. And we had it before and we've got it again. America, it's New Zealand's Cup is still, for the fourth time, and we had it before and we've got it again.

America, it's New Zealand's Cup. Is sailing becoming the new rugby for New Zealand? Every four or so years, it is. And then after that, we forget about it. And then it comes back and we're like, we love sailing. None of us have got boats. We love sailing. Just because I think this adds drama to any occasion,

and I think the best sporting occasions have drama and they have depth. I know some people don't want me to bring this up. They say leave the past in the past. I just want to remind everybody the guy that we're sailing against this afternoon. His name is Jimmy Spittle. He sails for the evil Lunarossa, who I don't believe are evil. I actually quite like them as a team, but right now they're our enemies.

I think they're quite lovely. And he's the guy in San Francisco who we had one race to win and we would have won the America's Cup. So we were in the exact same position. No, even better. It was first to nine. We had won eight races. Oh, jeez.

And they had only won one race. Pretty impossible. Exactly. They had to go on and win eight races without us winning a single one. And we're like, nah, never going to happen. Never going to happen. I remember looking at the New Zealand Herald. They were already predicting the rise in apartment prices in the viaduct.

We were planning the parade. Literally, we were planning the parade. The council was like, well, we're going to have to block off Queen Street for a parade. And in the press conference, Jimmy Spittle said this. I think the question is, imagine if these guys lost from here. What an upset that would be. I mean, they've almost got it in the bag. And to that we went.

Bloody arrogant Australian. Yeah, right. We went, blow it out your butt, Spittle. We're 8-1 up. But he backed it up. Even if we lose five races in a row. We're still all good. We're still all good.

And then we did lose five races in a row. And then we lost six. Then we lost seven. Then we lost eight. Then we lost the whole thing. But that's not going to happen this time. It's just not going to happen. There's too much.

Who was he sailing for last time? He was sailing for a team called Oracle Team USA. Oh, well, he gets around, doesn't he? Oh, yeah. He's like the bike of the sailing world. Oh, he's anybody's, mate. He is anybody's. If he wins, maybe he could be ours next.

No, he's not going to win. He's not going to win. Shotgun. We got it. Pistol Pete's got this. We got this, all right? Come on, the boys. We'll bring you updates.

They're racing at 12 minutes past four this afternoon. Bree and Clint. You aren't a tattoos man. No. You've never got a tattoo before. No. Have you thought about it? Yeah, I've thought about it, and I just think I'm not a tattoos guy.

I think I'd get it, and one, I'd get sick of it, but more importantly than that, I'd feel like such an imposter. Like I'd be like, anytime someone saw it think I'd get it and one, I'd get sick of it but more importantly than that, I'd feel like such an imposter. Like I'd be like, anytime someone saw it, I'd be like, oh yeah, that's my tattoo

but I don't really like it. It's not, I didn't. You would suit a John Butler tattoo. John Butler? John Butler trio. The three rings

around your arm. You'd look cool with that. What a throwback. I haven't thought about John Butler trio for like 10 years. Do we have any John Butler Trio in the system? Probably that Zebra song. Zebra?

Do you remember that song? I can go this way and I can go that way. I'm going to do this. I saw John Butler Trio. They were great. They were awesome. They were great. Anyway.

Mostly about John Butler. Mostly about him. It was mostly John Butler. With the dreads. Yeah. He was cool. He could pull off tattoos. That's why he had that tattoo. Maybe this will interest you because

you haven't been interested in getting a tattoo till now. No. But there's a brand new option for getting tattoos. Right. Because obviously you know you get it from a tattoo artist. He or she is there and they're giving you the tattoo with the tattoo gun. Yeah. Well, now there is the first 5G powered robotic arm

that has completed its first tattoo. Right. So you get a robot to do your tattoo for you. Well, technically it's a tattoo artist that's not in the same room as you giving the tattoo via 5G. Right. And the robotic arm. It's like that Vodafone ad where the guy's operating on the dog from Japan, but the dog's

in New Zealand. That's amazing. Yeah, I don't trust it though. I don't trust it. What if my dog's like right on the knife's edge? What if it's buffering? And then the doctor gets a Facebook notification and all of a sudden my dog's heart rate drops out of the, you know? Sorry, I don't trust it.

The fibre drops out. Tell me more. Convince me why a 5G operated tattoo is the tattoo for me. What are the advantages to me just going down to Bob's tattoo world and getting Bob to do my tattoo? One of the options, say you see a tattoo artist from somewhere around the world, but obviously you can't travel there at the moment. They can just hook into the robotic arm and then give you a tattoo via Switzerland.

Right, okay. If I wanted a Swedish, a Swiss tattoo. Yeah, if you wanted that particular tattoo artist. Sure, okay, I get that. And the other great thing, that's the only one I could think of. Yeah, I think that literally is the only one. Put it in the maybe pile.

I still don't have the inspiration yet. Pretty cool, though. I haven't quite figured out what the tattoo is that I'm going to get. Just before we go. John Butler, have you found it? Oh, no. How does ZDM not have any John Butler trio? So you're telling me there's no John Butler Trio in the system?

Hey! I reckon there's about seven Zedium listeners who get this gag, by the way. Text us on 9696 if you think Clint should get a John Butler Trio tattoo. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about the bizarre theories that are floating around

about Bindi Irwin and her baby. Okay, this is so wild. Basically, people on social media believe that Bindi Irwin may have already given birth to the baby, okay? And here's why. Basically, you know how pregnant women do update photos on social media and, oh, look here I am, it's 20 weeks, whatever. Well, she did an update photo, yep, all well and good.

She then posted another photo, you know, basically saying, baby's almost here, another update. But fans noticed that her husband was actually wearing the exact same thing down to the socks and shorts and sandals and everything from the previous update photo, which made people go, wait a second. Was that photo just taken the same day? Yeah. Wait, when you say the same clothes,

it wasn't that khaki outfit that they all wear, is it? Because that's pretty standard. You know, the khaki shorts and the khaki shirt. Because I don't think I've ever seen a photo of Bindi Irwin except for Dancing with the Stars when she's not wearing the outfit. Yeah. I think that's painted on.

Can you imagine the family tan that Mrs Irwin, Bob, Bindi, they'd all have shorts and shirt t hand on permanently. Yeah, right. Well, exciting if the baby is here. Yeah, I wonder what the reason would be to keep it a secret.

Maybe just the stress and the... Didn't Iggy Azalea hide her baby from us for ages? Two years. Two years. Yeah. We didn't see that at all. She didn't know it was being while she was pregnant. Even Kylie Jenner

Remember No one knew she was pregnant But she hid it For the nine months And she's the most One of the most photographed People in the world How did she get away with it

You'd need so many Throwback Thursdays Crazy yeah yeah You'd be like Oh my god Take me back Again That's the latest

Live out of Los Angeles With Dean McCarthy Our Hollywood correspondent Thanks to Liquid Self-service laundromats You can check out Their website for a location near you. Bree and Clint. Oh, yeah.

Zed and Bree and Clint, that's the Biebs and Hold On. Secret sounds on the way, everybody. You just need to hold on. Sorry. Sorry, I never ever wanted to be that guy, and now I accidentally am. Can you come take him away, please, producers? He is done, cooked for the afternoon.

I've been cancelled. He's been cancelled. I have an idea. It's not my idea, but I think this idea could potentially save the New Zealand tourism industry. I know that's a big call, and I know the tourism industry is hurting at the moment.

That is a massive call, and you've just got a lot of people's hopes up, so this better be good. Well, actually, it's a shit idea, okay? Sorry to get your hopes up. But Oklahoma are trying something, because everywhere is suffering. New Zealand in particular

because we're so reliant on tourism. The America's Cup's helping but not as much as we thought it would. Everywhere's hurting. Oklahoma, in an effort to get people to come and tour Oklahoma, especially now they don't have Stephen Adams there as an attraction,

have put up a $2.1 million bounty on Bigfoot. Is that real audio from Bigfoot? No, that's not real. That was improvised. This is real, though. That's real Bigfoot. See, I've heard that audio before. If you go to North America, particularly Oklahoma,

and you bag Bigfoot alive, you have to bag him alive, all right? Okay, that's good. $2 bag him alive. All right? Okay. That's good. $2.1 million. There's another catch. You're not allowed to break any laws in capturing Bigfoot as well. So they're being quite particular about this. But yeah, you get him.

And I don't know what you do with him when you get him. It's bringing back images of, you know Kong Skull Island? Yeah, that didn't turn out great. And they're like, well, bring him back to the mainland. Didn't go well. That wasn't good.

Yeah. So what are you going to do with him when you catch him? Well, I mean, you'd probably have to think that through, organise a, you know, facility. Maybe like get him an apartment in the viaduct. Right. You know, where he can watch the America's Cup, keep him happy.

Yeah. Because, you know, he's your ticket. What does he drink? I reckon he'd drink those energy drinks. Oh, like a pulse? Yeah. Probably get on the pulses. Right, all right.

Oh, no, long whites. He'd be a long white man. Yeah, yeah, all right. For sure. Not a shoeie, though, because he's barefoot. He could. Yeah, yeah, all right. For sure. Not a shoeie, though, because he's barefoot. Brian Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound.

Tell them what the secret sound is. Big old day in the secret sound today, isn't it? It is a massive day. We've hit the maximum $50,000 on the line. Not just that, but a jackpot clue this morning, Sanky Burrells. The St. Patrick's Day jackpot clue. Yeah, I like the music. Yeah.

I'm looking at the clue. It is, and correct me if I'm wrong, Sanky Burrells, if you can, a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow. The pot of gold is green for St. Patrick's Day. And it says 50K on it. I have no idea what the hell that would mean. Yeah, if you want to check it out, yeah, go to ZM. It is a clue though, right?

It's not just a fun picture. No, it's a clue. It's a clue. It relates to the sound. Yeah. Okay. All right, let's get our guests on for this afternoon. Andrew, congrats, you're on air.

Oh, my God, I made it. You did. I made it, Andy. You're here. $50,000 this guess is going to be worth. Oh, my gosh. Some would say you've made it at the perfect time, man. You've come through at the $50,000 mark. This is where it gets stressful.

Oh, this is insane. Any Irish in you? There is some Irish in me. To be sure, to be sure. May the luck of the Irish be with you. Here is the Secret Sound part one. And here is the Secret Sound part two. What's it got to do with a pot of gold and a rainbow?

We have absolutely no idea. But hopefully Andrew does. Good luck. Andrew. Right. Yep, give me a sound, your guess. So I have no real idea because I've tried them with all the clues because I've guessed it right from the start,

so I'm just going to go for it. Yeah, actually, no, trust your gut, yeah. I think it's a drift cart tyre, like on the concrete, like you know how they're like PVC tyres, and it's like scraping along, like drifting around corners or down a hill or something. So not a specific, like, Nissan Silvia drifting. You mean like those plastic go-kart things that drift? Yeah, those little drift trikes.

Yeah. We went on those. We went on those at Bay Park, you and I. Okay, what about the clue video? Did you see it pop up in there? Well, I had a funny feeling. I paused it that many times when it was in the bike crack sort of a scenario. And I

was like, oh, there's a chance it could maybe in there. But, oh, I don't know. Like, people are probably going to be like, I can't believe you got through and guessed that. Well, Andrew, people do get angry when they feel like a guess has been wasted. Expect inboxes. Don't worry about them, though. This is about you. If you're wrong. This is your moment to shine. Yeah, and true, you could be right.

But, you could be right, and then you'd shut all those people up. Well, you've got to be in the win. You never know. Exactly. I agree, Andy. You've got to go for it. 50 grand to a part Irishman on St. Patrick's Day. Come on, Andy.

I'm hoping for you. Is it your lucky day? Come on. Andrew. Yeah. That's not the secret sound, mate. Damn it. Damn it.

But now you know, Andy. Now I also know it's possible to get through. Yeah, you know, it can be done. And you've got $100, so that's at least a couple of Guinness for St. Patrick's Day. Congratulations. You beauty.

Thank you so much, guys. No worries. I liked his energy. Yeah, that was cool. Bring energy, guys, if you're going to call up. Great contestant, right? Totally. Okay, we're going to guess again at 5 o'clock.

Thanks to Star. It's streaming now on Disney+. There's more comedy, more drama, and more action. You can learn more at DisneyPlus.com. Up next, there's something secret happening in the studio Soundkeeper Els. You might want to stick around and watch

this one. You've brought in the America's Cup for me to have a photo with. You'd cry. I mean I can't pull that many strings but it does involve a cup yes. I'll go into this with an open mind. Hey, Soundkeeper Elle's going to have a secret.

I'm keeping a secret for this song at least anyway. Oh, I've got a secret too. Brie and Clint. St. Paddy's Day. Yeah, St. Patrick's Day. Do we have some music to kind of bring up the mood? Here we go. Here's Day. Do we have some music to kind of bring up the mood? There we go. There we go.

St. Patrick's Day. And I learnt something about you yesterday, Clint, that I didn't know. I thought I knew everything about you. What did you learn? Down to your tiny nipples. What did you say to me yesterday? I told you I'm Irish.

I'm part Irish. Kick it off, Ben. Are you Irish? Are you actually? Are you part Irish? Are you? It's St. Paddy's Day. Prove it.

I thought you were going to do this. Prove it. This is why I told you I was Irish the day before St. Patrick's Day, okay? Produce Anastasia.

Bring in the Guinness. This is how you want me to prove it. I was going to fuck up over myself back to Dublin, but now if you want me to prove it like this, we can prove it like this. This is how you want me to prove it. I was going to fuck up over myself back to Dublin, but now if you want me to prove it like this, we can prove it like this. We've got this delicious dark beverage

for you this afternoon. And all you have to do is prove that you're part Irish. So what proves that you're Irish? Is it just being able to drink it and go, mmm, yum? Because there's not many people who can do that. It's a tough drink, the old Guinness, yum. Because there's not many people who can do that. I was going to say. It's a tough drink, the old Guinness, isn't it?

I'll give you a minute. What, to drink the whole thing? What, longer? See, everyone, do you want to see Clint do this? We've got a crowd building now in the studio. Right, okay. A minute. Do you think a minute's fair?

Or shorter? I'll give it a go. Okay, how about we see how much you can do in 20 seconds? Right, okay. And then we'll see. And what, if I do this in under a minute, I'm Irish? No, no, no, ready? So depending on how much you drink in 20 seconds,

I will decide how Irish you are. Okay, you ready? Yeah, all right, count me down, everybody. Start the timer in 3, two, one. Go! All right, one, two, three. Oh, you're going very well. You're more than halfway down.

It's a big... Oh, goodness, this is something else, isn't it? You can't have a break in between 15, 16, 17. Oh, he's done it. He's done it! He's done it! Oh, look at the Irish! We're not just Guinness, okay?

We're more than that as a people. We've got a rich history. The strain on your face tells me you loved it. We've got potatoes. Also, Producer Ben. We've got potatoes. Also, Producer Ben. We've got Irish dancing as well. That's part of our culture.

Producer Ben, we're going to need a fill-in for the rest of the day, please. Oh, man. Because Clint is going to need to lie down. I was going to say I need some food to go with that, but they also say there's a meal in every pint. It is like a meal, yeah. Chunky, but funky.

Right, glad I could prove that to you. You proved me wrong. Tomorrow I'm going to bring in a dirty gumboot and a bottle of Bundaberg so you can prove you're Australian. Yeah, bring it on, cobber. All right, I wanted to talk about, you know, obviously we hear quite a lot of stories these days where I think technology catches a lot of people out for cheating.

Totally. Because it's harder to cheat these days and get away with it. As soon as iCloud came out, so many cheaters were busted because the photos on their phones started coming up on the iPad. And no one knows how to work the cloud. And no one knows how to work the cloud. I'll tell you how you don't get busted for cheating with the cloud. Don't use the cloud.

Don't cheat. No. Wow. Wow. You led me into that. That was a trap. Mate, I'm not complicit in this. This is all you.

That was a trap. Don't try and rope me into this. That was an iCloud trap. Dammit, iCloud has screwed me again. All right. This woman, it wasn't through iCloud, but she's talked about how she caught her boyfriend cheating through technology.

Okay. Take a listen. When my ex-boyfriend came home from a night out, I woke up in the morning and thought, let me make him some breakfast, and I got a notification on my Fitbit, the Fitbit that we'd synced together that between two o'clock and three o'clock in the morning last morning, he had burned over 500

calories. I shoved that breakfast away to Sunder the Shine, darling. Oh no. How do we know that he was cheating though? What if he was out for a jog? At two in the morning. What if he wanted to save money on the Uber home and he decided to power walk back from town? What if he, what if he. Yeah. What if he.

What's your other excuse? What if he burned those calories on his own, if you know what I mean? Jeez, how vigorous. What are you doing? Yeah, 500 calories is a bit much. That is a lot of calories. That is like a half marathon almost.

Amazing that your Fitbit monitors you when you're doing that. What a great way to get your steps up without having to do any steps, you know? Does it count steps? I don't know if it's counting steps. Also, some of that data could be quite embarrassing. Like if you say you're not cheating, you're just doing some regular indoor gardening and you're like chuck the Fitbit on, get some results.

Like you're Richie McCaw training. And what, it gives you a rating. Yeah, yeah. Or it goes, today you did 45 seconds of exercise. And last night you did two and a half minutes. And you're like, well, I'm getting worse. Yeah, you're getting worse. Also, if steps were, you know, like...

Oh, like a pump class. Ah! Don't say that word. No. Like if you go to the gym, go to a pump class. Yeah. Yeah, sure. And it's like you did 13 steps.

Better than a spin class. We want to know this afternoon, did you catch your partner cheating using technology? Now, this could be anything from Snap Maps to Apple Watches to Samsung health devices, iClouds, Uber receipts, anything modern day where they would have gone, damn it, I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for my Map My Run app.

Yeah, maybe they logged into your Disney Plus account and they saw that someone else was using it and watching all of your stuff. Exactly right. And they were like, who has been in here? Exactly right. We want to know if cheating was revealed using technology this afternoon.

Our phone lines are open. Call us. The racing hasn't started, so you've got nothing else to do, right? Exactly. Or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous. Brianne Clint. A woman has come out and spoken about the time she caught her boyfriend cheating

after she saw that his Fitbit was active between 2am and 3am and he burned 500 calories. Hard to deny the data, you know. The data's all there. And if you're not a big time, you know, early morning gym junkie. I thought of another excuse. I thought of another excuse. What if he said he was at an underground club

and he was really enjoying the music? The guy's 52. I don't know how old he is but enjoying the music. The guy's 52. Oh, wow. I don't know how old he is, but, you know, this actually had a similar thing, not this Fitbit situation, but technology caught out someone that I've met recently. Well, not them, but they said they were dating this guy recently in the last couple of years and they were living together.

It was really serious. They'd been together for two years and their house was like a townhouse situation. So there was like, you know, living room, kitchen on the bottom floor and then bedrooms upstairs. Yeah. Anyway, the garage was kind of like you drive into, like it was connected to the home. Yeah. Anyway, she said this one day she was up in the bedroom and they have a big speaker in their bedroom

and all of a sudden like this stuff started going through the speaker, like someone talking. Yeah. And his phone, he'd obviously driven into the garage and his phone was still connected and then all of a sudden started coming through the Bluetooth. So his phone call was going on to the speaker in the bedroom. Yes.

And he was talking about cheating? Yes. Oh, no. Well, I don't know if he was talking about cheating. I think he was talking to the woman that he was seeing. That Bluetooth car stuff's freaky, man. I was having a phone call with someone one time and I was out walking with Tui and my wife drove past us.

And picked it up in the car. And it took the phone call. I was like, where's my friend gone? Like, where's the person I'm talking to gone? Lucy And picked it up in the car. And it took the phone call. I was like, where's my friend gone? Like, where's the person I'm talking to gone? Lucy was talking to him in the car. She picked up the phone call and it took over her music. And she was like, who is this? How did you get in my car?

This is Tony Stark. Yeah. We want to know how technology caught out the cheater. Hazel's called up. Hi, Hazel. Hello. Hazel, how did you catch him out with technology? Well, I had a joint bank account with the Snell X,

and I was going through the statements one day, and there was a statement to the app Bumble, and, yeah, it was pretty obvious. Right. Okay. Yeah. Do you have to pay for Bumble? Is it not free?

Yeah, well, I thought, you know, number one, I'm sad he's cheating. Number two, that he did not have enough game to go for the non-paid version. Yeah, right? Yeah. So he'd gone for Bumble Premium to increase his chances. Is that it? I think it was something like that, yeah. That was classic Savage, and I agree.

That's amazing. Well, we say this all the time, Hazel, you're better off, okay? It's all good. Yep, yep, definitely. Onwards and upwards, back on Bumble for both of you, I agree. That's amazing. Well, we say this all the time, Hazel. You're better off, okay? It's all good. Yep, yep, definitely. Onwards and upwards. Back on Bumble for both of you, I guess. Anonymous is here. Hello, Anonymous.

Hello, Anonymous. Hello. How did you catch him out with technology? Well, do you remember, it was like a few years ago on Messenger. There was like those games you could play, like there was a basketball one. Yes, yes.

Yep. Well, my partner at the time, he kept getting higher scores than me, and I wondered why. I thought it might be easier to play on his side. So I grabbed his phone and started wanting to play it. But when I went into it, I saw some inappropriate texts and pictures and stuff. Oh, no. Yeah.

And the whole time you were trying to increase your messenger basketball skills. Yeah, that's all I wanted to do. So you had no suspicion that anything weird was going on in your relationship before you saw the messages? No, nothing like that at all. God, that must have been a bolt out of the blue. That's rough. Yeah, it was.

It was pretty devastating, but yeah. Very devastating. I would have deleted all these games while I was there. I'd be like, start again. Yeah, right. Okay, sorry that happened be like, start again. Yeah, right. Okay, sorry that happened to you, Anonymous. That's horrible. Again, you're better off.

And finally, our last anonymous caller. Hello, how did you catch them out with technology? So he got a sandwich on his lunch break one day, but it went to my ex-best friend's house, not his work. What? Wait. Yeah. No, he got Uber Eats

and he'd obviously been at your friend's house and he'd ordered to your friend's house. Yeah. And this is the friend who was like, oh yeah, I was out of town all day. And I'm thinking no you weren't, love. You're kidding me. So your best friend and your partner were

having it off together and you found out through Uber Eats. Yep. Wow. and you found out through Uber Eats? Yeah. Wow. Don't you just love Uber Eats? Yes. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave. We are the hosts of The Real Pod and Confession Cam Time. We bloody

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is what it is. And what it is, is The RealPod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. Google that. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually, uh... Hey, did you guys see whilst I've been away, there's been another radio station doing a similar go?

I did see this, the Australian one. Yes. Yeah, they're incredibly similar, the Australian one. Yes. Yeah, incredibly similar. Hey, compliment taken. Yeah. And if you guys are listening, we love your show. We love your show. Can we take one of your games, please?

And can we have a shout out? Yeah. Don't make us sound uncool. And I met the female one that used to be on Home and Away. Okay, don't sound so creepy. Why are you being so creepy? I put her in a headlock once at the radio awards. While you've been away, Google Down has continued.

It has, yeah. Our all-star Anastasia, who hasn't lost a game of Google Down this year. Can you not tell her this? Have you not? Has been running the game, and she is so excited to be allowed to compete again. Welcome back. I'm back in the ring. Welcome back to the game.

This is her Everest. This is your Everest. I'm ready to take away someone's chicken dollars. Well, someone that could have something to say about that is you, Mia. Hello. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Do you know how to play?

I think so, yeah. Excellent. I'm just going to ask a question, and then you need to Google as fast as you can and yell out the top thing that comes up on Google. Okay. I don't have to buzz in or anything, do I? No, you don't buzz in.

Just say the answer. You just yell it out as soon as you got it. What device are we Googling on, Mia? I'm on my phone. We're all using phones then. Everyone is using phones to make it fair. Are we all ready? Ready.

Are we set? Here we go. Question number one. Yell out the answer as soon as you have it. Obviously, the America's Cup is on at the moment. How old is Peter Burling? Start Googling. Co-captain of Team New Zealand.

26. 30. Mia got in there first. I'm giving it to you, mate. Clint, a very close second. Anastasia, 26. Yeah, I'm definitely rusty from those few weeks off. Was that a guess?

No, that was an actual thought. But I've also Googled America's Cup, how old, beta, Turling. Hey, you gave it a crack. Producer Ben, are you playing? Yeah. Sorry, yeah. Just checking. Mia, you are one point on the board. Nice work.

Question number two. Who wrote the award-winning Twilight series? Tiffany Myers. Well, Anastasia just knew that one. And that is a technicality. Well done. And Mia, we probably should have mentioned, if you think you know it, you can yell out the answer,

okay? Okay, I did not know that one, but all good. Alright, one to Anast mentioned, if you think you know it, you can yell out the answer, okay? Okay, I did not know that one, but that's all good. All right, one to Anastasia, one to Mia. Question number three. I don't think anyone will know this one off the top of their head. How high in metres is Ayers Rock? Start Googling. Sorry, where?

Ayers Rock. 863 metres. 863 metres. Producer Ben swipes through with a point there. 863 metres. In Uluru. In Uluru. All right. One to Mia, one to Producer Anastasia, one to Producer Ben.

I think I'm out. Clint is out. Question number four. In kilometres, what is the top speed of a cheetah? Start Googling. As in the cat or as in Tiger Woods running away? 109 kilometres per hour. 120.

120. 120 kilometres an hour. I'm going to have to give it to Mia. Oh, that's really embarrassing. I went for the minimum. No, no, that was still close. You were close. Match point, Mia.

You can win the game here. You can take it all. Producer Anastasia and Ben, you need to come in and stop her. Question number five. What is Ariana Grande's biggest song? What comes up on Google? Oh. One last time.

Anastasia has stopped the win. We are in a deadlock with Anastasia and Mia. Bins out. It's just the girls. Come on, Mia. Give those chicken dollars. All right. Here we go.

For the win, what is 1,000 times 57 plus 487. 57,487. Mia just got it. She said 5,000. No, she didn't. She's the winner. She's just got it. She's the greatest Googler in New Zealand. Mia, I don't think we've had someone call through and win for a long time.

Anastasia has stormed out of the studio. Anastasia is ropeable. I'm actually sweating. I'm actually sweating. You did it. Your trophy, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, mate. Yes, yes. Let's go.

Let's go. Something very big is about to happen in your life. The America's Cup. No. You should not be thinking that's the biggest thing happening in your life. Jog my memory. Your wife's about to give birth. Have a baby.

Have a baby. Have a baby. Your second baby. And we're all very excited here. We're all a little bit on edge because we don't know when it is. It could be any minute now. Yeah. But obviously you guys are the type of people who like to keep it a secret,

the sex of the baby. Yeah. Which is kind of cool. Well, I thought it'd be kind of special if, you know, maybe we found out beforehand. Well, not keen, by the way, because if I find out how am I meant to keep it a secret from my wife? Well, that's true.

But, I mean, hear me out. Yeah. Because you might be keen when you hear what my idea is. Okay. So I found out that a good friend of the show actually has a gift at being able to predict the sex of people's babies. Okay. Apparently it's like a 99% Wow. You know, hit rate. Yeah. I've actually invited them here today. Can you please welcome to the studio friend of the show and one of the best comedians in New Zealand, Tom Sainsbury.

Hello. Hello. I didn't know this was a skill that you possess, Tom. Yeah. It hikes back to my Romanian babushka. Right. Okay. Right. Hence the headdress that's currently being worn. All right. hikes back to my Romanian babushka. Right, okay, right.

Hence the headdress that's currently being worn. Well, no, my heart and mind. No, but this is an actual thing that Tom does. I'm so glad you know about this. Yeah, I heard down the grapevine and then I was like, I need him to get to do mine slash Clint's because he's pregnant. Okay, well, I'm open to you giving it a go. Yes, good.

I do need a ring though. Do you have a ring that you wear? Normally, but it a go. Yes, good. I do need a ring, though. Do you have a ring that you wear? Normally, but it doesn't... Oh, no. Do we have a piece of metal? Do we have anything metal that we can... Do we have a hair tie or a paperclip? What about an earring?

Yeah, an earring can work. Is it got a hoop? It does. Good. Is that all right? He needs to hold it in his essence. And I need a hair as well. And I'm going to try it with... Can you get me your longest hair from your head?

You want me to pull a hair out of my head? Please. Okay. It'll be something from my fringe. Yeah. I'm so excited to find out. This is going to give you all your children, though. Is that okay?

Oh, my God. Amazing. Okay. Here's my hair. Okay. Tom Sainsbury currently has three of my hairs and a silver earring out of Bree's ear that I've been holding. Oh, my God. I'm so interested to see what's going to happen here.

Can you see? Oh, wow. See how it's going round and round? That's a daughter? It is. He has a daughter. Yeah, well, correct, but I post about her quite a lot on Instagram. Yeah, but Tom's got better things to do.

So please forgive me if I don't seem impressed by that one, but correct, correct. Look at the energy of it. Okay, here's your second one. This is the baby that could be coming any day now. It's picking up energy. Can you see how it moves like that? I can see it.

It's a little boy. Is it a boy? Is it a boy? What about this says boy? Back and forth. Back and forth says boy. Yeah, the other one was a full circle. Like a full circle.

Do you want to know your third child? No, we're not having a third child. Let's see, let's see. No, we're not having a third child. No, no, no, let's see. Let's see if there is a third child. It's another boy. This boy is about eight years away. Eight years? Are you serious?

I'll be 42. I mean, I'll be almost 40. Wow, that's been insightful. It may also be like a change. You'll be like, we need one more. Right, in my 40s. I'll be like, that wasn't enough. No.

I feel like... I really want a minivan in my life. I feel like for someone like Clint, who doesn't necessarily believe fully in this stuff, the look of terror said different on his face just then. There you go. Have you correctly predicted anyone's children before? I have, but I got my sister having 16 children,

so it's not full. There you go, Tom Sainsbury. Can we see you at the Comedy Gala? You can see me at the Comedy Gala. You can see me at the Comedy Gala. You can also see me at the Auckland Arts Festival at the moment. Amazing. Where can people get tickets? Civic.

Ticketek. Can I see you at the delivery suite one day in the next seven days? Of course. Yeah, great. I am there going, I got it right. Brie and Clint. Alexa, what time is birthday banger? 5.30. The same time every day.

Duh. I was just asking. Don't miss it today with ZM's Brie and Clint. Good morning, everybody. We're underway. In fact, we're nearly done. The America's Cup race is on. The Kiwis are leading by 490 metres currently

on the fifth of six legs. We're in control, everybody. At the moment, I mean, it's not over, but we're in control. I mean, it could be all over in a matter of minutes. Totally could be. I think the question is, imagine if these guys lost from here. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, they've almost got it in the bag.

No, get out of it. No, get out of it, Jimmy, all right? We're not hearing that at the moment. It's not what we're here for. I think the funniest thing is not watching the actual race, but your reaction. And producer's bend. Quite funny.

Yeah, we're yelling at these boats. We've got no idea how they work. Come on. Get in there. You're here, not here for the racing though, are you? No. You're here for $50,000. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound.

God, imagine winning $50,000 and then if we do win the America's Cup, the party you'll have tonight. You know where that person's going. Where? Right to the pub. Responsibly, right, Hayden? Responsibly.

Hey, how's it going? You're on air, man. You made it through for Secret Sound. Oh, first time calling, first time in. First time going for it. Hayden, do not say that. People will come after you. They're not going to like you.

Hayden, this is the first time you've tried to get through. Is that right? Yep. Wow. You are a lucky man. I'd be buying a lotto ticket this afternoon. You're a unicorn. I think I might.

I've won my $50,000. Good man. I like that. I like it. We'll see. Jack potted this morning. There's a new clue. It's a rainbow heading to a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

What does it mean? Not really sure. But it's worth $50, grand and Hayden wants it. Let's do it. It's you and Soundkeeper Owls. Hayden, good luck. Hayden, give me a guess, please. Right.

My guess is a stapler stapling a bunch of paper. Okay. Sorry, you can't see Bree's face, but the nostrils are being flared. Hayden, you call up first time. You get through. Hayden, talk me through it. Yeah.

Let's play the sound. Let's play the sound. Part one. Part two. I can hear it in part two. He's got a point. He does. At least, Hayden, you didn't answer with hole punch.

Exactly. No, it's not hole punch. It could be worse. I saw a freeze frame today of Soundkeeper Gary from the video that you've released, which in the video is the secret sound. Soundkeeper Gary's holding a stapler. Wow.

And in his arms is a paper towel dispenser. And Hayden's guess is a stapler going through paper. Okay. At the same time, has stapler already been guessed,

Sunky Burrells? No, it's not on here. Okay, okay. So stapler's been guessed online in comments. We could be on here, Hayden. All right. We could be on.

We take back some of our sniggering. No, I want to keep a bit. Hayden. It's 50 grand, Hayden. It's 50 grand. We want you to have it. Yeah.

Come on. Come on. I'll let you know. I'll let you know. Come on. Very funny guess. Funny's not a good sign, is it? Yeah, that's not the secret sound, Hayden.

No. You made my afternoon. Is it? Yeah, that's not the secret sound, Hayden. No! You made my afternoon, though. But, Hayden, you still get that $100, mate. Oh, awesome. Thanks, Hayden, guys. You're very welcome. I like his attitude. It's thanks to Disney Star we get that $100.

Another guest tomorrow morning at 7am. Disney Star is streaming now on Disney+, with more TV series and movies. You can learn more at disneyplus.com. We're going to go quickly to a song and come back and cover the end of the America's Cup race live because it's almost over, New Zealand. It's nearly there.

We're on the final leg. We're up by 677 metres. Is it enough? We'll go live with it in a second. Are you always in the mood? Fucking around like a brand new... Brianne Clint. It will be Team New Zealand

and Tere Utai making history on the Hauraki. The old mug is Aotearoa's again. Yes, boy. Enjoy the moment, boys. Just a quick update

for you guys. There she is. The America's Cup is staying in New Zealand. God, imagine being an Irish Kiwi today. Oh, that's me. That's me. I was going to say, isn't that you? Someone text my wife, tell her I'll be late home.

Imagine being an Aussie Italian today. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's me. The only way this day could get better is if my baby arrived tonight. That would be a good day. Wouldn't that be a three-peat? Well, didn't last time... And I win lotto.

Your first baby came when the World Cup cricket was on? Oh, God. Someone messaged me today and they said, I've just listened to a podcast that Lucy was on talking about her birth and she said she went into labour when New Zealand was in the Cricket World Cup semi-final and now today we're in the final of the America's Cup. Another big sporting event. Yeah.

Does that mean Tui is going to play cricket and then this baby is going to be in sailing? I can't afford for a child to be in sailing. Yeah, put them into skiing. Oh, no, mate, not skiing. No, not skiing, no. Put them into golf. No, can't afford golf.

Horse, no. Tennis, no. Let them play. Rugby sounds No, can't afford golf. Horse, no. Tennis, no. Let them play. Rugby sounds good. Rugby. Netball. Netball, not bad. There's plenty of casual teams.

Yeah, big day, big day. Something I wanted to talk about because I noticed this when I was away and I was working with a lot of different people on this job and one of the new people that I met, her name was Roxanne. Right. And when she introduced herself to me, like no one called her that. No. But she goes, oh, hi, I'm Roxanne.

Right. And the first thing I did was this. Roxanne. Roxanne. You loser. I can't help it. She would have had this her whole life. Her whole life.

And then I had to apologise to her and she goes, don't worry, it happens all the time. And then the next day I sang the other one. Roxanne, Roxanne. All she wanted to do was cry out loud. Poor person. I finally got past the other song And like there's a new generation And not everyone has heard it

Yeah you'd hope it was fading away And then this damn song came out Roxanne Roxanne Yeah stink buzz It's one of those things where Like depending on her age I reckon

How old is Roxanne? She's 27. So she can blame her parents because the sting in the police song Roxanne existed. Would be their era. Yeah, it's like me calling my next kid gangnam style. Oh, yeah. You know, you can blame your parents for that. Yes.

But it's the people who already have their name when a song comes out like this. That's who I feel sorry for. Them and their mum. Why are you doing that? Yeah. Songs can ruin someone's name. Characters on shows can ruin people's names. Like imagine if your name was Katniss.

I feel so bad for all the Katnisses out there. You know? They were just trying to live their life in the Katniss way. What if you're a 23-year-old bad baby? You know? But, you know, there's also not just movie characters but like sayings. Like obviously, can I speak to the manager?

Oh, yeah, we talked to my auntie Karen. Yeah, like Karen. The name Karen has got a really bad rap lately. And all the Karens absolutely had their name beforehand. Exactly. Arguably, Karen ruined the name for themselves. Like, that's a different one. See, and this is why.

Not my auntie. She's a wonderful person. It ruined it for them. For the Karens, you ruined it for yourself. But see, we don't know that. And if you don't like what I just said You can speak to my manager Ross Boss Let's talk to people

This afternoon Who have had Their name ruined By something By something It can be a song A TV show With a character in it

A saying Like damn Daniel Imagine being called Daniel in 2016 Back at it again With the white fans What a nightmare Damn Daniel 0800 dial ZM Imagine being called Daniel in 2016. Back at it again with the white fans. What a nightmare.

Damn, Daniel. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696 this afternoon. We want to know how your name got ruined. Even better if it's a song because then we can play it. And it'll be fun because it's on the radio. If you missed it, Team New Zealand have retained the America's Cup, beating Luna Ross. There's seven races to three. There is about to be an enormous party down in the viaduct,

and hopefully where you are too. A good night ahead for all of New Zealand. Very good. We're talking about times names have been ruined by things like songs, TV characters, sayings, all of the above. Things entering the cultural zeitgeist that you have no control over that mean that people called Roxanne just can't live a normal life without hearing. You know?

And Bree did it to a Roxanne last week. Was there any part of you that thought she'd never heard that gag before? No, I didn't even mean to do it because I hate when, like when people do that and I hear it, but it just comes out. So we're asking you what ruined your name? I can already figure this one out. Oh, this one's easy. Jeremiah, welcome to the show. Wait, wait.

Hey, Jeremiah, hold on. We got something for you. Jeremiah was a bullfrog. How many times a day do you think you hear that song being recited back to you, Jeremiah? I reckon I probably hear it at least every second day. Oh, you poor thing. Don't know how old you are, but what came first, you or the song? Definitely the song.

Yeah, right. So your parents knew what they were doing. Yeah, they knew. They were punishing me. But do you bring joy to the world? Like, is it an appropriate song? I don't know. I believe I do.

Or are you a bullfrog? Love it, Jeremiah. Thank you. Let's go to Jason. G'day, Jason. G'day, Jase. How's it? Fairly common name.

What ruined your name? Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo. To be honest, Jason Derulo ruined his own name too. Whenever you interview Jason Derulo, did you know that you're not allowed to sing his name? Well, he's made that very hard. I know he's made it very hard. It's one of the stipulations when you interview Jason Derulo.

Question, Jason. You don't have stipulations when you interview Jason Derulo. Question, Jason. You don't have a last name that sounds like Derulo? No, no. Okay. That would have been really bad for you. God, imagine if you marry Anne-Marie Derulo. Oh, no. Wouldn't that be a...

Not good. Yeah, well, I guess you could keep your own name. That's kind of how marriage works. Anyway, moving on. Thanks, Jason. Let's talk to Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hello, Jenny. Hi. Yeah, well, I guess you could keep your own name. That's kind of how marriage works. Anyway, moving on. Thanks, Jason. Let's talk to Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hello, Jenny.

Hello, Jenny. Jenny. You know exactly where this is going, don't you? Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Oh, love you, Jenny. Jake, Jenny. No, no. Why don't you love me, Jenny?

Oh, sorry. You would know. You would have heard it every day in high school. How many times have you actually seen Forrest Gump, the movie, Janu? Probably about three or four. Oh, yeah. It's a pretty good movie. It's a great movie.

Can you still enjoy it, or does it bring back too much? A little bit flashback trauma, but not too bad. Well, thanks for calling today. Thank you. Bye, Janu. Thank you. Oh, Jenny. Thank you. Jenny. Oh, poor Jenny.

Jenny! Finally, let's talk to, oh, Anonymous. Oh, this is saucy. Anonymous. Hello, welcome to the show. Hi. We don't even know your name. What ruined your name?

Big Bang Theory. Wait, are we talking to Sheldon? You do ask. Your name is not Sheldon. Hello, Sheldon. You're a lady with the name Sheldon. I am indeed. Wait, Sheldon, have I just found another person that hates the Big Bang Theory as much as me?

Yes, you have. Welcome, Sheldon. Oh, my God. Bazinga. Yes, you have. Welcome, Sheldon. Oh, my God. Bazinga. Stop it. No. Bazinga, everybody. Stink Buzz.

You poor thing, Sheldon. I'm so sorry. I get the knock-knock penny joke as well quite a lot. See, I wish I knew these references, but I don't. Oh, well. Lean into it, I guess. Get the T- but I don't. Oh, well. Lean into it, I guess. Get the t-shirt. Get the Bazinga t-shirt and enjoy the rest of your life.

Lean into it. Someone just texted her and they said, my cousin Rebecca is a hairdresser, so she's always Becky with the good hair. That's great. Thanks a lot, Beyonce. We were talking about before, songs and things that have ruined your name.

Incredible we didn't get a call from an Eileen. Oh, yeah, true. I would have thought we definitely would have got an Eileen call through. I met an Eileen when we went on that road trip. Remember, I used her toilet. Remember? Oh, yeah. Oh, she's a lovely lady.

Yeah, see, now do you feel bad? I'm not going to make the joke now. No joke. Just giving some distance. Just giving them a distance. And, yeah, we're good. Free and Cleanse. Birthday banger.

All right. Birthday banger for your Wednesday. Let's kick it off with Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Hi. How are you, mate? How are you? Good, mate? How are you?

Good, thanks. How are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, mate? 16th of October, 1998. All right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 16th of October. And here's your birthday banger.

Megan Trainor. The icon. Do you like your birthday banger, Rebecca? Megan Trainor. The Icon. Do you like your birthday banger, Rebecca? Rebecca. Beck. Rebecca. She hates it. She's out.

Rebecca. Can you hear me? Oh, there you are. Hey. Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, it's all right. Yeah. It's not bad.

It's not bad. It's a pretty massive song that year. Totally. Let's go to Sorrel. Hi, Sorrel. Hi, Sorrel. Hi. Hi, welcome to Birthday Banger.

Congratulations on getting through. Thank you. How are you doing, Sorrel? Pretty good, pretty good. How are you? Not too bad, thank you. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

The 6th of April, 2001. All right, you were 16 in 2017 on the 6th of April. And in 2017, this reached the top of the chart. Yeah. That's a good one. Kung Fu Kinny. Banger. You got Kendrick Lamar and Humble. Oh, yeah, I'm happy with that. That's good, eh? That's a banger. That's a great one. Kung Fu Kinny. Banger. You've got Kendrick Lamar and Humble.

Oh, yeah? I'm happy with that. That's good, eh? That's a banger. That's a great one. Yeah, that is. Yeah, okay, wait there. We'll see if Diane can beat it.

Hi, Diane. Hi, Di. Hello. How you going? Good, thank you. That's my mum's name, so I've already got a connection with you. What's your birthday, Di? 18963.

All right. You're younger than I mum You were 16 in 1979 On the 18th of September And are you ready? Yeah Here it comes, your birthday banger Another song that would have ruined someone's name

Imagine you just minding your own business In the 70s And then all of a sudden My Sharona comes on the radio. What do you think, Diane? Yeah, no, it's good. It's good, yeah. Yeah, no, it's nice.

It's different. It's unusual. Wait there, Diane. My vote is for, I love all the songs. My vote is for Kendrick Lamar and Humble. Mine's for My Sharona. Is it? Absolutely.

That's a banger. Oh, I thought we were done. I've already put, I've already put. Oh, you've already put it in. Yeah, I've already put it in, but that's okay. That's not My Sharona. Is it? Absolutely. That's a banger. Oh, I thought we were done. I've already put it in. You've already put it in, but that's okay. That's not how it works. No, not today. My vote is for The Knack. What if I can tell you now.

How long is it? No, no. What if I tell you now that my song is better than yours? What if I tell you that my song's a classic? What if I tell you that mine is a modern classic? Well, what if I tell you that my song's a classic? What if I tell you that mine is a modern classic? Well, what if I tell you that can you shake your groove thing like you can shake your groove thing to my Sharona? What if I tell you, sit down, be humble? What if I tell you, how about you sit down, be humble,

let me play my song? Fine, we're going to a split vote. And today the split will go to producer Anastasia. Okay, I'm fine. Let's go to producer Anastasia. Producer Anastasia, what's the to Producer Anastasia Producer Anastasia What's the winner of Birthday Banger?

There is no way We're playing Kendrick Lamar today Oh you We're playing My Sharona My Sharona baby That's a tune Yeah I thought I had it on the bag there

Girls girls girls Yeah This song rocks Okay This is a banger Diane Guess what You just won Birthday Banger

Yay The America's Cup And Birthday Banger In one day You need to go and buy A lotto ticket girl It's a banger. Diane, guess what? You just won birthday banger. Yay! The America's Cup and birthday banger in one day. You need to go and buy a lotto ticket, girl. I do. Yeah. Turn this up, Diane. Thank you. Thank you. My motor up, gunning, coming off of the line, Sharona. I'm never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind.

I always get it up for the touch, but the younger kind. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, Sharona. Come a little closer, huh, a wee, huh. Close enough to look in my eyes Sharona Keepin' it a mystery Kissin' me Runnin' down the length of my thighs

Sharona Don't stop, give it up Such a dirty mind I always get it up For the touch of the other kind My, my, my, yeah Woo! My, my, my, Sharona My, My my my my Sharona

My my my my Sharona guitar solo We'll be right back. Let's get it up, such a dirty mind Let's get it up for the touch of the other kind My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, We'll be right back. guitar solo To die My Sharona My Sharona My Sharona That's a wonderful birthday thing Majorona. Majorona. That's a wonderful birthday thing.

Can I get a... Oh, yeah. That is taking out Meghan Trainor and... Nobody pray for me. Kendrick Lamar. Yep, yep. I thought I was so on the money with this song. I think you're off the money today, mate. I thought I had you on board. Then I thought I had Patricia Anastasia on board. I thought I had so on the money with this song. I think you were off the money today, mate. I thought I had you on board.

Then I thought I had Patricia Anastasia on board. I thought I had the people on board. And then I checked the text machine. There's a text here that says, Shut up, Clint. Shut up, Clint. Sometimes, you know, your finger can't always be on the pulse. No, no.

Sometimes it slips off. True. And you can get back on. Maybe I'm not always right. That's weird. Who would have th Sometimes it slips off. True. And you can get back on. Maybe I'm not always right. That's weird. Who would have thunk it? Hey, by the way. Today, it will be Team New Zealand and Te Rehutai making history on the hauraki.

The old mug is Aotearoa's again. Yes, boy. Yes, boy. Yes, boy. Enjoy the moment, boys. Enjoy the moment, New Zealand. Well done. How good. They broadcast like 15 F-words after that, by the way.

Yeah. All the sailors were swearing like sailors. Sit down. And it went live to air. Yep. That it did. Tonight they'll be drinking like sailors. No, you've missed it.

What? They'll be drinking like fish. It wasn't a fish race. Wasn't it? Bree and Clint. Every year I say it and every year I get sucked in, Clint. Oh, let's say it together. I am not watching maths.

I am not watching married at first sight. And then I'm in the vortex and I'm here and I can't get away. I'm in it with you. Imagine this is what it's like being like a recovering addict of something. You're like, never again. It's just so good. Yeah, and then a new season comes out. You're like, plug it to my veins.

I feel like though, and you're up to date. I'm up to date. Ish, I think. Yeah, I'm up to date. Yeah, I watched last night's episode. Yeah, I watched that episode as well. And interesting this season, and we're talking about Maths Australia, there's a new expert on this season.

She's great. Alessandra. Yeah. She is great. Alessandra. Yeah. She is an indoor gardening expert. Mm-hmm. And it's been intimacy week. By indoor gardening, by the way, if you're new to the show, we mean indoor gardening.

That kind of expert. Anyway, she has been putting the couples to the test, doing, you know, some exercises and things to help them get more connected. And I thought because I've been away for a month, maybe it would be good if you and I did. What, gardened? No. I'm married, okay?

It's not always about that. I might not be wearing my ring, but I'm married. Hey, Mr. Man, connection is not always about physical things like that. Right, okay. It can be about a always About physical things Like that Right okay It can be about A lot of different things Where you connect With someone

On a different level Anyway I noticed this one Exercise That she made One of the couples Do last night And I think you and I

Should do it Okay No No No not that No I've got the audio here The one I saw

They were holding Each other's private parts Definitely not that one. I was like, I don't really came. Absolutely not. So not that one. Not that one. Here's the audio of Alessandra.

For this exercise, I'm going to ask you to laugh. So here's what you're going to do. Three to five minutes, you stand in front of each other and just start laughing. And the fact that you do this together will help bond the relationship. Three to five minutes. So what we're going to do is we're going to lock eyes, we're going to connect, and then we're going to fake laugh. Don't I laugh enough for you every day?

No, not enough. Don't I give you enough? I need more. God, you're so needy. All right, how long are we doing? We're not doing three to five minutes. Let's do one minute. No one wants that.

One minute. One minute. Let's do a hot 45. See, and this is some of the struggles couples are having in the experiment. You're not my partner.

You don't want to give me your full time and attention. Fine. Okay, producer Ben, count us in, alright? Okay. And what we do, we're laughing.

So we look at each other, you have to lock eyes and then you have to fake laugh. No one wants this. Until it becomes a real laugh. No, people want this. I'm looking forward to it. Okay, here we go. For one minute. You don't have to look away. Laughing.

Three, two, one, go. 10 seconds Is that it? That's 15, keep going Do I have any more? It sounds like something else, doesn't it? We're only up to 45 seconds, mate. Come on. Ten seconds to go.

Don't you premature laugh ejaculate on me. You always do that to me. No. Game's over. Game's over. Right. I'm tired from it. Do we pass?

What were we supposed to achieve? Well, let's ask our experts, which are the producers. How do you guys feel our connection was? It was really good. It started bad. It was good. It got bad. It was good. It got there. Anastasia, are you more attracted to us?

No, that wasn't the point. Can I keep my job if I stay known? You can say whatever you need to say, all right? Yeah, that just felt really awkward. Cool. All right. Well, I guess we'll finish. Well, guess what?

If you watched the show Married at First Sight, it is awkward. We should have done the private parts holding one. I did mention that this is going to make a lot of people angry. And I'd love to hear from you if it doesn't make you angry. Right, okay. Because that'd be quite interesting for me. There's a pastor at a church over in Missouri in America who is going viral at the moment

because he's made a few comments at a service which people, I don't think, agreed with. Taken offense. Yeah. Do you want to take a listen? Yeah, sure. Here's Pastor Stuart Alan Clark from the General Baptist Church in Missouri talking about a certain topic. So many times that women, after they get married, let themselves go.

Why do they do that? Here's how way too many women are. I got him now. The chase is over. Hey, that's where you're wrong. The chase ain't never over. And by God, if he don't love me the way I look now, he ought to look at his own spare tire in the mirror.

Now look, I'm not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time, like Melania Trump. Most women can't be trophy wives. But all I can say is, not everybody looks like that. Amen. But you don't need to look like a butch either. Hey, here's something you need to know. Men have a need for their women to look like women.

Hey, sweatpants don't cut it all the time, huh? Wearing flip-flops and pajamas to Walmart, that ain't gonna work. Ain't nothing attractive about that. Men want their wives to look good at home and in public. Can I get an amen? There was one. That was the weakest amen I've ever heard.

That was one amen in the crowd. Who's trying to look like Melania Trump? What a warped idea of what that guy thinks that women should look like. Also, do we think that he has a partner?

I feel bad for whoever that is if he does have a partner. I'm always interested to hear people who talk like that and then I sort of cross-examine their personal life. I'm like, is there a woman in your life? Is there a partner in your life? Let's just say he kind of looks a little bit like Donald Trump. So,

you know, maybe that's why he was making that comparison. Can I get an amen? Not really. No. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3

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