ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th March 2023

Episode Date: March 17, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Let's go! Hi everybody, welcome to an absolute shitshow of a Bree and Clint show today. Oh my god. We started. We do apologise for the technical difficulties. Here's how it went. Show started within the very first break. Everything at my end dies because I'm not in the studio with Bree today. I'm down in Christchurch. You guys do the show by yourself for a bit.

I start broadcasting off like a cup and string. Then we finally get everything up and running again, and then Bree's face starts bleeding. She gets a bloody nose in the middle of the show. Oh, my God. The wheels were off today, but it was fun. We still had fun. And, can I just say,

consummate professionals. We fucking got the job done, didn't we? You can't even tell. Couldn't tell at all. I have such a headache, guys. I was annoying. How long was that? 45 minutes, at least. It was a shit show Five hours? 45 minutes at least

Felt longer It was a shit show for at least 45 minutes But look at us now We got there But look at us now We got there We're stronger than ever We had new Taylor Swift on the show

I was so glad New Taylor Swift That was exciting Yeah What else did we have? Oh there's lots of good stuff on the show today I can't remember I've blacked it all out

Yeah You'll hear it You're going in for such a good podcast. But first, you get an international birthday banger! It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast.

Yeah! You know the deal? You tell us your birthday in the podcast groupie thingy and then we eventually do it. And we do them right here, three years later, we do it. Some people have been waiting years, and we appreciate your patience. We are getting through them.

We have had thoughts at times to do, like at the end of a year, where we do a whole podcast worth. Oh, yeah. Which, I mean, people don't want to sit through and listen to that, though. No, they just want to hear their own. That's why three is the perfect number. Yeah. Claudia, I can't find the sheet that's got the things in it.

But that's all right. Just do them in order and we'll deal with it. You do the things, Greg. Okay, cool. First up is Amanda K. Stinnett from Leadville, Colorado in the USA. She was born on the 3rd of March 1983, which means she was 16 in 1999. And here's her birthday banger. It's a good one.

It's a good one. Solid banger for Amanda. Do you remember, were you old enough to remember when the song came out in 1999, Brie? You know what's so funny is I actually have a core memory about this song. Me too. Yeah, I had the Talkboy thing that was on Home Alone 2. Do you guys remember that? Yeah.

And you could record stuff. I was obsessed with it. I used to interview people. Actually, looking back on it now, it makes sense why I'm in radio. Right. And anyway, I heard this song and I recorded like the last 30 seconds of it

and I listened to it about a million times. Right. So you definitely remember it then. I really remember it, yeah. What about you? Why do you remember it? A hot music video, and I think I was just coming into the age where I started to notice. Having a masturbation?

Such a perv. No, no, no. It's a very normal thing. It is a normal thing to masturbate. No, not what I'm saying. It's normal. It's normal. Bodily function.

No, fuck you guys. It really is. is No you're fine We all do it Alright Should we move on Oh god Remind me a piece of audio You played me earlier

In the week Clint Oh my god Oh that audio Is so good What audio The one of The The person

The night show announcer With the question With the question. You remember now? Oh, it's so bad. I hate when people do this to me. Now everyone listening is going to be like, what is that? We'll play it next week.

I haven't heard anybody play it yet. It's freaking hilarious. We'll play it next week. It was on the radio. We can play it for you guys. We can play it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leave it with us.

We'll play it. Remind us if we forget to. Let's move on. Second international birthday banger is for Jason O'Connor from Manchester in the UK. Manchester. Manchester. He was born on the 7th of October 1987, which means he was 16 in 2003. And Big Dog Jase, here it is, your birthday banger.

Yes. Banger! Tickle sack. Oh, right. That's what you call them. Never have I heard that. You've never heard the shit joke

tickle sack when someone plays Nickelback. I don't disrespect Nickelback like that. I think tickle sack is better. Yeah, that's better.

Tickle sack's quite good too. Yeah, yeah. Tickle sack. I like that one. I don't hate this. I don't hate this. I think Tickle Sack is better. Yeah, that's better. Tickle Sack's quite good too. Yeah, yeah. Tickle Sack. I like that one. I don't hate this. I don't hate this. I'm over-pretending that I hate Nickelback. I never pretended.

I never jumped off the bandwagon. I love it. I've always been a fan. Chad Crow. I'm over-pretending that I hate U2. I'm over-pretending that I hate Nickelback. What about Coldplay? Bono here.

And I'm over-pretending that I hate Coldplay. I love Coldplay. Same. Coldplay's iconic. Yeah. And I'm over pretending that I hate Coldplay. I love Coldplay. Coldplay's iconic. Yeah. Good one for you, Jase. It just became a thing to do. You know how people are like, oh, they suck, eh?

They suck. Oh, they suck so bad. Because of that movie 40-Year-Old Virgin, that's why everybody stopped liking Coldplay. Yeah. Is that actually?

Remember that bit? I haven't seen it. It's such a marginal movie. I tried to watch it and I was like, nah. Really? Yeah, watch it now. Watch it now. It's such a marginal movie. I tried to watch it and I was like, nah. Really? Yeah, watch it now. Watch it now.

It's definitely a product of its time. Yeah, definitely. I think you're right. I think I watched it recently and was like, there's a lot of jokes that have an age. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

The Coldplay one especially. Let's do one more birthday banger. For Dane Allen from here, let me see if I can get this. Muskogee. Muskogee? Musko if I can get this. Muskogee. Muskogee? Muskogee? Muskogee. Muskogee.

Muskogee, Oklahoma, baby. Dane. Dane? Dane. Dane. Dane? Dane. Dane.

Yeah, it's been a long day. Dane was born on the 3rd of November 1976. I think it's a soft D. I think it's a soft D. Aine. Aine. Yeah. Yeah.

Aine. No, Dane. Just nah. D'Ane. D'Ane. D'Ane. Soft D. Pull yourselves together.

Palace of the Sea. Palace of Vesalus You were born 76 which means you were 16 in 1992 Here's your birthday banger Banger Some of the best harmonies ever In the business. Yeah.

Boys to men. Yeah. Just like their voices, best way to describe it, velvet. Did Claude just meh boys to men? It was not me. Do not paint me with that brush. It was producer Ella. Claudia.

Ella. How dare you. Show some goddamn respect for producer Ella. Out of the other birthday bangers. Out of the other ones. I think this is the end of the road for this, Ella. Out of the other birthday bangers. Out of the other ones. I think this is the end of the road for you, my friend. Bring back Nickelback. Nothing's beating Nickelback today.

Nothing is beating Nickelback. Yeah, that means Jason O'Connor, you're the winner. Bree and Clint, thanks for playing. Tell us your birthday on our Bree and Clint podcast family Facebook page and we'll do yours as soon as we can. See you guys next week. Enjoy the podcast. Have a good weekend.

Bye. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Hey, happy St. Paddy's Day, Bree. Is it St. Paddy's Day? Yeah. Oh, fun. Have you not been on the Guinness since lunchtime? Oh, that's why I forgot it was St. Paddy's Day? Yeah. Oh, fun. Have you not been on the Guinness since lunchtime?

Oh, that's why I forgot it was St. Paddy's Day. Yeah. We're not in the same place today, otherwise you and I would have been, man, we would be deep in it right now. Oh, mate, the Empire would have been going off. Do you not even have your green on? Please tell me you've got a pair of green knickers on.

I've got green knickers and bra on for all the St. Paddy's supporters. Perfect. Yep. What about on. I've got green knickers and bra on for all the St. Paddy supporters. Perfect. Yep. What about you? I've got my green T-shirt on and I'll be downing a Guinness or two for my kinfolk this evening. Absolutely. And your green jockstrap.

Does any other nation celebrate its National Day by drinking? Australia Day. Australia. You soon. Australia Day. Yeah. Crate Day yeah Crate Day Crate Day yeah true

yeah good point actually it's a long held tradition alright today on the show we have a huge show not only are we going to call somebody and tell them that they are the person who is winning ZM's next flight we're not going to tell them where they're going

but we will tell them that they are the person who's going overseas we're also going to tell them where they're going, but we will tell them that they are the person who's going overseas. We're also going to give someone $5,000 today thanks to AMP. What an amazing show we've got. And I can't wait for that ZM's Next Flight because those people are literally on the next flight out of here on Monday. They're the first winner of ZM's Next Flight and we'll call them later in the show today.

Hopefully you, if you've registered for it But first, it's time for a round of tradie vs lady If you want to take on your opposite You need to give us a call right now On 0800 DIAL ZM I think the tradies are one in front So let's see if the ladies can pull it back We'll do it next

Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Tradie vs lady Here we go, still a very close race Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Here we go. Still a very close race in the points. The tradies, one in front on 22, plays the ladies, 21. Let's bring our lady on first. She's phoning in from Tokoroa.

She is 34 years old and it's her son's second birthday tomorrow. Welcome to the show, Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hello. Hey. Chantel, give a shout out to your baby boy. Oh, my baby Jaden. Yes. And my son Mason and my other daughter Aisha. Oh, you can't miss them because you're a bit jealous. No. Can't leave one out. And I want to shout out to Mother Nature that she gives us some sunshine tomorrow. Otherwise, the Bouncer Castle

is not going to be a hit. Oh, fingers crossed for you, Chantel. And happy birthday to Jayden for tomorrow. Mother Nature's been a right SOB this summer. So the least you can do is pull one out for your kid's birthday, Chantel. I hope that happens. Agreed. It's been a long that time of the month for Mother Nature. You're taking on our training today.

They're calling in from New Plymouth. They are 22 and they are playing rugby this weekend. Is it rugby season already? Welcome to the show, James. G'day, James. How's it going? Good, thanks. What position are you playing?

Lock Lucy. Oh, yeah, nice. Lock Lucy. Not bad, eh? Locky Lucy. Tall and fast. There we go. All right, James, your buzzer is tradie.

Chantel, yours is lady. Whoever gets three questions right first is going to get 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. It's St. Paddy's Day today. What type of animal is an Irish setter?

Have a guess. Lots of animals. Plenty of animals. Have a guess. Lots of animals. Plenty of animals. Have a guess. Buzz in and name one. No. You could have said cat. You could have said monkey.

You could have said gorilla. But it was a... Dog is what we were looking for. Oh, there you go. That was the answer. No points there for anyone. Question number two. Which of these colours is closest to burgundy?

Blue, red, yellow, green. Lady. Yes, Chantel. Red. It is, of course, red. I'm Ron Burgundy. Question number three. One to the ladies.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Trady. Yes, James. Is it Ed Sheeran? Of course, it's Ed Sheeran. Nice work. Well done. A little bit late, but you got there. One a piece, question number four.

In which season is daytime the longest? Ladies. Yes, Chantel. Summer? It is, of course, summer. Now, not a trick question. That is the answer. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

You can take it here, Chantel. Question number five. What herb is also known as cilantro? Cilantro. Lady? Yes, Chantel, have a guess. Okay, this is a pure guess. I'm going to go for sage.

Good guess, but no. James, you want to guess? No, I got nothing on that one. Nothing? We're looking for coriander, one of the most hated herbs out there. Oh, that would have been my guess. Yeah, very polarising. Okay, what's our scores, Brie?

It's two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six. Jim Beam Homegrown is on this weekend. What city is that festival held in? Trady. Yes, James. Wellington. It is Wellington.

Nice work. You've clawed your way back. We are two apiece. This is the tiebreaker. Question number seven. Which of these, which of the following is not a key component of water? Hydrogen, nitrogen or oxygen? Lady.

Yes, Chantel. Oxygen. Oh, no, no. James. There's two more options and James, you can win it here. Hydrogen. Oh, look at that. Nitrogen.

Nitrogen. Oh, guys. All right, here we go. We got another question. What city am I currently in? Is it Topol? Yes. Oh, no.

Yes, James? Auckland. No. Give the rest of the question, Clint. I think Clint's frozen. I'll give you some more. Is it Auckland, Wellington, or

Christchurch? Anyone want to buzz in? I'm going to give the $50 to myself at this point. Have we lost everyone? I feel like we have lost everyone. We're going to go to a song. Oh, Chantel. Yes, Chantel.

Christchurch. The ladies have got it. They've taken it out. She's a lady. Woo! Oh, ohantel. Christchurch. The ladies have got it. They've taken it out. She's a lady. Woo! Woo! Yay! I do not know what's happened there, but congratulations, Chantel.

You've picked up $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. Nice work. Thank you so much. Hope you guys have a fantastic weekend. You too. And have a great birthday for Jade and tomorrow, hopefully Mother Nature holds out.

Bree and Clint. If you're wondering why Clint sounds like he's in a toilet underwater, there's a good reason for that. He's broadcasting from Christchurch today and our whole entire internet for the whole company has gone into the poor and everything's kind of gone dark so we're just making do with what we have. Bear with us. We're trying to fix it. But this is life and we press on, don't we, Clint? Sounds good to me.

I don't know what you're talking about. Sounds great to me. Yeah, no, that's because you're there. Here, you sound like a shite. Anyway, we still got you and we move on. If you were watching TV last night, in particular, The Dog House NZ on TV2, it's a fantastic show. I was lucky enough to be a part of this amazing show last night on telly. Yeah. My partner and I were on there. We were looking for a dog to adopt.

It's an amazing show where these incredible people who own this animal sanctuary set people up with dogs that need a new home, a second chance at life. And it's such an amazing show. And it was so cool to be a part of it and you might have seen that my partner and i went on a journey uh where we were unsure about getting a dog and i've had heaps of people text me that didn't catch the end of the episode and they're like did you end up getting a dog what happened uh and we've got a little piece of the audio from the show uh this is the end part of the episode where we have decided what dog we're going to take. We were obviously in a space where we really wanted another dog and we wanted to give a dog a home. We went back up to the sanctuary and then Charlotte came into the pen. We had the movie moment.

We thought, you know, we've got Whitney Houston, who is our other favourite, most iconic person in this world? It's got to be Meryl Streep. That's right, we've got another dog, Whitney Houston's best friend, Meryl Streep. Finally, after months of keeping this a secret, Clint, I can announce, yes, there is another dog, a part of our family now. It's pretty exciting Hooray and finally

Whitney can stop taking the blame for chewing through all your TV remotes because it's not her is it it has been destroying the remotes no it was never Whitney Meryl Streep is the remote chewer she was also the chilli bum eater she ate all the chilies of the chili plant and then

had doggy diarrhea but we couldn't be more in love with her and it's such an amazing thing to give an animal a second chance at life and to be honest I feel like it's just so special when you do that and so amazing when you find the right dog and I just want to give the people who are running that whole thing a shout out their names are helen and gavin and they run uh the sanctuary it's called at country retreat animal sanctuary that's where you can find them on instagram if you're looking for a dog i please urge you to think about adopting a dog because there's so many dogs that need a second chance and a new home.

So go with them. They're amazing. But there's also obviously other amazing places around New Zealand that are doing the same thing. So pretty exciting stuff. I know this is not the right motivation for going on that show. But I'm just curious. If you go on that show, what's it called again? The Dog House NZ Do you get a free dog?

No, you don't get a free dog You don't but I will say dogs aren't cheap when you're buying design dogs but at this particular place I believe Meryl was about $370 and that

includes getting her spade which is very important to stop the cycle of other dogs not being able to find a home. Unwanted dogs. Exactly right. At Country Retreat Animal Sanctuary is where you can find Helen and Gavin who are just amazing.

Off the back of naming our new dog Meryl Streep, Clint, I thought we could bring it back. I want to know from people, have you given your dog a human name? Especially if it's a famous human name as well. Yeah. Like, is there a Channing Tatum out there? Is there a dog with heaps of muscles who likes taking his lead off himself

and you named him Channing Tatum? I like it. I really like that. Let's put it out there to the people. 0800 DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. Have you given your dog a human name? Maybe it's a famous person's name. Give us a call.

Bree and Clint. Check one two. Can you hear me Bree? There he is. He's back and he doesn't sound like he's in a submarine. We're back in business baby. This is ZM. It's Friday Gems. That's the gorillas. It's there. And we're asking you did you give your dog a human name?

Did you? Yeah, it's off the back of if you caught it last night on the dog house NZ. I adopted my second dog and we named her Meryl Streep. Take a listen. We were obviously in a space where we really wanted another dog and we wanted to give a dog a home. We went back up to the sanctuary and then Charlotte came into the pen. We had the movie moment.

We thought, you know, we've got Whitney Houston, who was our other favourite, most iconic person in this world. It's got to be Meryl Streep. Gets a lot of attention at the dog parks, Clint. Who's Charlotte? Charlotte was Meryl's original name. Okay. Is that confusing for her, having to get a new name?

She was a puppy, so... And is a dog like a boat? You know how you're not allowed to rename a boat? It's bad luck if you rename a boat. Do you think maybe that's the reason why she's been doing hurricane poos all over your house and chewing through your remotes because you renamed her yeah it could be that or that we smashed a bottle of champagne no i'm just kidding no you forgot to christen her before you no she she's completely fine she is the most beautiful dog you could ever meet.

And we're so lucky to have her. So we're asking you, have you given your dog a human name? And maybe it's after a famous person. Megan's here. Hi, Megan. G'day, Megan. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.

Megan, is it your dog? Yeah. Tell us, mate. What name did you give your dog? Winston Peters. Oh, that is so good. That us, mate. What name did you give your dog? Winston Peters. Oh, that is so good. That is so good. Can I ask, does your dog have a penchant for cigarettes and Scotch whiskey?

No. He's a black and white Springer Spaniel. So was it the black and white thing? Is it because he's New Zealand first colours? Is that why you called him Winston Peters? Yeah. Do people at the dog park, or like when people find out what name you gave your dog, do they kind of go, that's interesting? They laugh when we explain why.

I can't really explain it on air, but you'll get it. Wait, so is there another reason why he's called Winston Peters other than the black and white thing? No, it is because than the black and white thing? No, it is because of the black and white thing. Nah, you're just going with that, Megan, because you can't explain it. Can't explain it on the radio. Oh, I want to know so bad. Is the dog anti-immigration? Is that why you named him Winston Peters?

No, he loves everyone. Oh, so he's not a bit of a dick then? No. Sounds like we shouldn't pry too much. Okay, thank you, okay. So he's not a bit of a dick then? No. Okay. Sounds like we shouldn't pry too much. Okay, thank you, Megan. Thank you for sharing. Let's talk to Ashley.

Good afternoon, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. Tell us, Ash, what's the name you gave your dog? Freddie Mercury. Oh, that's so good. I love that. I'm obsessed with that. Why?

Okay, so he's a corgi. And so when we got him, we were like, okay, we'll name him something royal. So we were like, oh, maybe Louis or George and then it really didn't suit him. And then we were driving home from picking him up and Queen came on the radio and I was like, oh my God, Freddie Mercury. It's a sign. Yeah. I love that name. That was one of the options we had if we were to adopt a boy. It was either Freddie Mercury or Elton John.

Does Freddie Mercury the dog have a good set of pipes on him? Massive. He's so loud and he's a massive diva as well. Is he? Oh, so he's probably gay. That would complete the set. Finally, Paul's here. Hi, Paul.

G'day, Paul. Yeah, hi. How are you guys? Good, thanks. Did you give your dog a human name, Paul? Yeah, we've got two little Yorkshire Terriers. We gave, my partner is a big Big Bang Theory fan, and we gave both of our,

we gave our little girl Cinnamon and Raj. Cinnamon? Those are just cute names anyway, even if you don't know the TV show. That's great. Oh, I love it. Thanks for calling through. Because Raj, the character Raj, the Indian guy,

he gave Yorkshire Terrier that he got given. I think it was the two, I can't remember the character's name, but they gave him a Yorkshire Terrier named Cinnamon. So that's why we gave. Right, that's the context. I'm glad you filmed me. The man knows his Big Bang Theory. Yeah, I've never watched an episode in my life. It's one of Brie's favourite TV shows of all time, Big Bang Theory. I'm just going to move on straight away. I love this text that's come through. They said

hey, I have a purebred Springer Spaniel called Monty Beetham. Oh, that's so good. Had his name before the whole litter has the same kind of names related to sports stars. That's pretty cool. I love that. Someone else said, hi, my name's Kayla and we named our dog Boss and he's the boss of the family.

We got his name off the movie Boss Baby. Boss Baby. We named our dog Albert as in Albert Einstein because he is the complete opposite of Albert Einstein. I assume that means your dog is really dumb. Yeah, I'm going to say that's right. A lot of people naming dogs after characters on shows or movies. Our puppy is Dougie after the dude from Cool Runnings.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. Someone else said, it's not a dog, but I had a frog named Mike McRibbits. That's good. That is good stuff. We're talking about the names you gave your pets before. This one doesn't really relate, but it's kind of good. Someone said, we had a horse and his name was Drew Peacock.

Yeah. Yeah, I get it. If you know, you know. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

Drew Peacock. This is the One Second Song Challenge, where Bree and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. You join us, and if your team wins, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. That's right. Let's see who's jumping on the bandwagons today. Maddie, you'll be on my team. G'day, mate.

G'day. How are we? Good, mate. How's your week been? Very busy. Yes, I know the feeling. Well, 50 KFC chicken dollars, then you don't have to worry

about cooking tea tonight. That would round the week out nicely. But not if Dylan and I take you down. G'day, Dylan. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's your music knowledge like?

You know the songs? Oh, no. It might be all up to you, I think. Dylan, I love the honesty, mate. I love it. You should have been honesty, mate. I love it. You should have been on my team. I'm up for a challenge.

I'm up for the challenge. Claude runs the game. Hi, Claude. Hello, how are you? Let's go, Claude. So, I don't know if you guys know this, but One Republic performed in Auckland last night. I saw that you went.

Yeah, I got to go. They also reposted my story on Instagram. I'm not bragging or anything. Not a big deal, yeah. Yeah, not a big deal. So he did a bit in the middle of his show, Ryan Tedder, the singer, who he basically did a set of all the songs

he's written for other people. Oh my God. I love this. It was incredible. So I chose my theme today. They're all songs written by Ryan Tedder. You'll know them all, but they're all written by him.

All right. Okay, cool. All right. Okay, cool. All right, I'm ready. So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. I need you guys to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist

and the title of the song. All right, here we go. Okay, here you go. Good luck. Here's your first song. Brie. Clint. Brie.

You're up to your old tricks, huh? Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love. Yeah. Yeah. It actually worked that time. We're on the board, Maddie. Well done. Okay, Maddie, Dylan, this one is for you.

Buzz in with your names if you think you know this song. Maddie. Maddie. Ellie Goulding, what? Oh. you know this song. Maddie. Maddie. Um, Ellie Goulding, what? Oh! Oh, so close.

She's so close. Dylan, Dylan, snatch it. Go on. I don't know. We'll play a bit more. Hang on. Come on, Maddie.

You got this, babe. Oh, me. Maddie. Maddie. Yes. It's Maddie. You got this, babe. Oh, me. Me. Me. Yes. It's Maddie. And then it burns. Yeah.

Get in there, Maddie. Nice work. Team Bree is crushing it today. Well, hey, we've seen it happen many times where it all comes crumbling down after this. Dylan wasn't kidding that it was all up to me, was he? Dylan didn't. No. For you, bro.

Okay, we're on two points, Team Bree, so you guys could win it here. Bree and Clint, this one is for you guys. Bree. Clint. Oh. Bree. It's Beyonce, Halo. Oh, she smashed it. Let's go, Maddie!

Yes! Woohoo! 50 KFC chicken dollars, no cooking dinner for you tonight, my friend. Thank you so much. Amazing.

God, he's written a lot of bangers. Not our week. Not our week. Call Ryan Tedder a butcher because he's got a lot of bangers.

I forgot that those were, I forgot that we were doing Ryan Tedder songs all together. Call Ryan Tedder a butcher because he's got a lot of bangers. I forgot that those I forgot that we were doing Ryan Tedder songs all together. Did Ryan Tedder write Beyonce Halo? He probably co-wrote but yeah. Have you ever seen he's on that show where they get in artists who have written songs. What's that show called?

Have you guys seen it? Yeah I know the one you're talking about. Yeah. Can we, because Claude's loaded us some extras. I just want to play these because these are all Ryan, I know the one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can we, because Claude's loaded us some extras. I just want to play these because these are all Ryan Titor songs. So you're telling me this is a Ryan Titor written song? Oh, that's a One Republic song. That's pretty standard. And this is a Ryan Titor song.

I'm a sucker for you. Say the word and I'll go with it. So good. That guy must be so rich. And he performed every single one of those songs last night. Amazing. It was so good. He did Beyonce Halo.

Yeah. That's so cool. It's on the ZM Instagram if anyone wants to see it. This song has Ryan Tedder written all over it. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen Rian Clint's Friday Oki Oh she's had a facelift

She's had a refresh Here we are Still the same old shitty singing I was going to say New intro same shit singing Yep If you've never heard Friday Oki before Every week

Brie and I go head to head Singing different songs Provided one of us doesn't have COVID-19 that week. Like I did last week. Obviously, I was self-isolating, couldn't get to a studio, which was a nice break, I think. Last week, when we were putting this together, the whole country was Harry Styles obsessed. So I thought we've got to do some Harry Styles. No, it's not the same as it was, as it was. And now, a week on, these Harry Styles versions can finally see the light of day.

Anything, how did you feel about this, Brie? Was Harry in your wheelhouse? Where does he sit in your vocal range? I knew he is deceivingly a very, very talented vocalist. He goes from falsetto into normal range, back into falsetto. It's real difficult. It's hard to keep up with, isn't it? Yeah.

Well, we've both done our best as it was. And what we want you to do is tell us whose is better. You're going to hear both of them. And then we want five people to vote on Friday-oke. I picked the song, so I'll kick it off. Here comes my Harry Styles for Friday-oke. Come on, Harry, we want to say goodnight to you. Oh, man.

All right, we got this. Come on, good luck, mate. Good, good. Go well. This is going to be good. Holding me back. Gravity's holding me back. I want you to hold out the palm of your hand. Why don't we leave it at that?

Nothing to say. When everything gets in the way. Seems you cannot be replaced. And I'm the one who will stay. Oh, in this world, it's just us. You know it's not the same as it was. In this world, It's just us You know it's not the same as it was

As it was As it was You know it's not the same Pretty good. He's not that good a singer. Pretty good, I thought. I mean, the falsetto is hard to do. Just when there's a bum note in a song you know so well,

you just notice it so much, though. There are a couple of wobbly bits in there that just kind of came off kilter a bit, and man, they stand out like dog's balls, eh? That's why I try and do all off-kilter notes so it's not noticeable. That's my tactic. You like to remix the key, do you? Yeah, totally. Okay, well if Brie is a

better Harry Styles than me, then you need to vote for her this afternoon, but first you need to hear her Harry Styles. Do we just rip straight into this? This isn't going to be good but let's give it a whirl. Come on Harry, we want to say goodnight to you. Oh, no. Great start.

Yeah, good start. Let's finish strong. Here it comes. Freeze Friday Oaky. Holding me back. Gravity's holding me back. I want you to hold out the palm of your hand. Why don't we leave it at that?

Nothing to say when everything gets in the way. Seems you cannot be replaced. And I'm the one who'll stay. Oh, in this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was As it was.

As it was. You know it's not the same. Go home, get ahead, lights, feed, internet. I don't want to talk about the way that it was. Leave America. Two kids follow her. I don't want to talk about who's doing it first. Damn, bonus verse.

Bonus verse. I had to. It was so iconic at the concert. Everyone's yelling it out. I missed out because I had COVID. That's so good. Someone's texted and said, Brie, why are you so sad? I did sound...

I tried to put the emotion in there. I could hear that coming through in your performance, actually. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. Someone else in your performance, actually. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. Someone else texted through and they said, Clint, could you please take that pig off your nose? Um, excuse me. I've actually had my nasal passages surgically opened.

They're more open than they've ever been in my life. Someone else texted through and said, so funny, my kid just asked me to change the channel. Oh, man. That's not a good sign. That's not a good sign. That's so disappointing. Change the kid, I reckon. That's easier than changing the channel That's not a good sign. That's so disappointing. Change the kid, I reckon.

That's easier than changing the channel. You've already found the right radio station for you. We want five people to vote on this and tell us who is the winner of Friday Okie this week. If you have an opinion, it is time to share it. Pick up the phone, call 0800 DIAL ZM and tell us who did the better Harry Styles for Friday Oki? Bree and Clint.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Oki! Welcome back to Friday Oki where this week we dredged our Harry Styles songs up. They were meant to happen last week. They never saw

the light of day because Brie had COVID. We did them this week and someone's texted and said, I think they should have stayed in the vault, guys. Someone likes your husky COVID voice, Brie. They said it's a good sound on you. Yeah, someone else said, Brie, the emotions. I definitely was feeling all of my feelings that day.

Brie's emotional Harry Styles sounded like this. In this world, it's just us. You know it's not the same as it was. And mine sounded like this. It's definitely not the same as Harry's. In this world, it's just us.

You know it's not the same as it was. Oh, no. We have five callers standing by to choose the winner this week on Friday. Okay, and we're going to start with Lynn. Kia ora, Lynn. G'day, Lynn. We have five callers standing by to choose the winner this week on Friday Oaky, and we're going to start with Lynn. Kia ora, Lynn. G'day, Lynn. Hi.

How's it going? Oh, Lynn. I just love, love, love your original Husky voice song. I appreciate that, Lynn. You're going to vote for Brie? You're going to vote for the COVID superstar this week in Friday Oaky? Of course. Oh, Lynn. You bless your heart, Lynn the COVID superstar this week in Friday Oki? Of course. Oh, Lynn. You bless your heart, Lynn.

I appreciate that. Give me a vote. Have a great weekend, Lynn. We're going to go straight to Mariah. Kia ora, Mariah. Happy Friday. Hi, Mariah. Hey, how's your day going?

Good, thank you, mate. How's your day going? It's great. I'm finished work. I'm home now. Oh, excellent. Did it make it better or worse listening to our Friday Okies? Bitter.

Oh, good. Yeah. Okay, who's your vote for, Bree or me? Me. You're going to check my one by way? Love it. Okay, thanks, Mariah. Have a good weekend, mate.

Let's go directly to Tony. Tony, happy St. Patrick's Day. G'day, big dog, Tony. Hey, guys. How are we today? Good, thanks, Tony. What, happy St. Patrick's Day. G'day, big dog, Tony. Hey, guys. How are we today? Good, thanks. Tony, what are your thoughts this week, mate? Unfortunately, when Bree's in town, I have to go for Team Bree

because I'm a regular call on the show. Yes, Tony, I knew I liked you for a reason. You're a legend. Can I just check? Does Bree get your vote regardless of how her song sounds? You're just going to vote for Brie? You're a one-eyed Brie supporter. This week, she actually did a really good job this week.

Hence the COVID watch. I like it. This week, she actually did a decent job. Hey, Tony, can we get you on every week for Friday? I think that's a good idea. I'll just send the dog to her hospital. Legend, Tony. Can we block Tony, please? That think that's a good idea. I'm sorry, I'll just hand the dog to Ross Boss. Legend, Tony. Can we block Tony, please? That's

unfair. Thanks, Tony. Let's go to Hamish. Hi, Hamish. Happy Friday. G'day, Hamish. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks, Hamish. Did you get a laugh out of this week's Friday Oki, mate? Yeah, definitely. Always, always, right? Yeah, definitely. What do you think? Who are you voting for?

Oh, it has to be Clint. Yes! Kept him in the game. Yes, thank you Hamish, I appreciate it. Thanks Hamish, have a good weekend mate. We'll go to Deadlock, this is the decider, let's go to Amanda. Hi Amanda. Hi Amanda. Hey guys. Amanda, you have

all the power here at your fingertips. I have all the power, yes. It is up to you. Great, perfect. So this week I am going Team Brie all the way. Amanda! She's done it! In this world

it's just us. You know it's not the same as it was. Sounds like I just went through a breakup. People really like the husk. I reckon maybe you either need to get COVID more often or, or this controversial,

might be time to take up smoking. Oh my God. You know, do it for your art, you know? Yeah, yeah, no, because I think that's a great idea. Yeah. For the win. Oh, because I think that's a great idea. Yeah. For the win. Oh, there we go. Congratulations, Bree, a Friday-oke victory coming your way.

Bree and Clint. It's Friday and it's time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, call us the butchery because we have a lot of bangers in this segment. You can't use that joke twice in one day. Well, I didn't get a laugh the first time and I thought it may as well give it another whirl. It's quite a good line, it's quite a good line, but I don't think you can use it twice in one day.

Okay, damn it, okay, I'll use it next time. Who else has bangers? The butcher. Butcher. Call me a builder because I'm about to do a lot of banging. I mean, it kind of works. It kind of works. Let's bring Summer on to play.

Hi, Summer. Hi, Summer. Hi. How's your week been, Summer? Oh, I'm glad it's Friday, that's for sure. Oh, isn't Friday the best? I bet you're on your way home right now. Sure am.

Oh, how good. Well, let's get you there. What's your birthday? My birthday is the 24th of March. And what year, Summer? 2003. All right. That means you were 16 in 2019.

And on the 24th of March in 2019, this was number one. I'm a sucker for love. It's a limit of things. No one knows about you, about you, about you, about you. in 2019. This was number one. The Jonas Brothers. Sucker. What do you reckon, Summer? Can't go wrong. Bit of a tune there.

Can't go wrong with a bit of Joe Bros. No, that's a good one. Bit of trivia. Written by Ryan Tedder, Clint. Yes, we learned that today, didn't we? Yeah, from One Republic. Trivia. I wonder if he's still in the country.

He played in Auckland last night. I wonder if Ryan Tedder's here. Yeah, shout out to Ryan if you're listening. He might be down at Danny Dolan's for St. Patrick's Day. You never know. He could be. You don't know. He looks a bit Irish.

Let's go to Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey. What's plans, you never know. It could be. You don't know. He looks a bit Irish. Yeah, he does. Let's go to Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey. What's plans for the weekend, Jess? Oh, I've got a bottomless brunch tomorrow, which I'm looking forward to. I'm so jealous. How long has it been since you've done a bottomless brunch?

Actually, a few weeks ago. Oh, you're a regular. Can I ask, what's your time slot for your bottomless brunch? I know you get two hours. What's your time slot? 12.30. ask, what's your time slot for your bottomless brunch? I know you get two hours. What's your time slot? 12.30. Oh, dream. The ones that are a shocker that are like when they're at 10.45 and then they kick you out at half past 12

and you're absolutely sozzled and it's only lunchtime. You're like, girls, where do we go now? Should we go to a restaurant? Hey, Jess, what's your birthday, Jess? I'm at 22nd of April, 2000. All right, that means you were 16 in 2016. And, Jess, here it is, your birthday banger. Banger.

Fifth Harmony, work from home, Jess. What do you think Jess? Interesting one I was working from home today So Didn't go to work It fits the bill Were you working from home Or were you

Working from home? Working from home Because Shocker I only learnt this last week They're not actually singing About working from home They're not actually singing about working from home. They're not talking about remote desking into the office.

No. No. I know, crazy. Wait there, Jess. One more for Josh. Hey, Josh, happy St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, thank you. Are you celebrating tonight, Josh?

Probably not, no. Quiet one on the couch, Josh. Yeah, I'm showing my age a bit here. Yeah, no, you and me both, Josh. Friday nights, I'm literally just shattered. Go home to sleep. We'll pop some green food colouring in your cup of tea then, Josh, and celebrate in a different way. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 14 July 87. Alright, Josh, that means you were 16 in

2003. Let me take you back there because this would have been number one. Beyonce, Crazy in Love, that's a banger. What do you reckon Josh? That is a banger. That is a banger. Huge song, Jay-Z's on it. Can't go wrong.

Yeah, absolutely. Okay, wait there. We're going to do some deliberating. Brie, it's out of the Jonas Brothers, Beyonce and Fifth Harmony. I feel like it's Fifth Harmony for me. Well, if you know me, Clint, you should know what it is for me. True, you're a big Joe bro. That would be my last choice out of these three. Of course, it's Fifth Harmony. It does things to me in my funny places. Jessica, congratulations. You worked from home and now you've won birthday banger with your song, Work From Home.

Woo! You better send it tomorrow, Jess. Will do. All right, I trust you. Going out to you and all the girls on the bottomless brunch tomorrow. Bree and Clint, sit in. Bree and Clint. Banger.

Bree and Clint, that's Taylor Swift. She's re-recorded that from the Hunger Games soundtrack. It's called Eyes Open. She's just released Taylor's version of that. Bree liked it so much, her nose started bleeding. Yeah, I got a blood nose. Don't worry, I've plugged up the hole. You're right.

Yeah, plugged it up. It's just a thought. I'm not in the studio with you at the moment. I just saw you vanish and you come back with toilet paper hanging out of your face. I think it might be a thing of COVID. Maybe it's lasting. I don't know. My nose is just red raw from having COVID, I think.

Yeah, right. Okay. Well, nah, Mahi, I hope you're okay. Yeah, thank you, mate. I'll be fine. I wanted to bring this story to your attention, Clint, because you're a big Lotto fan and this story is crazy. Okay. So, like, I don't even understand how the odds of this happening.

Like, it's just wild. So, get this. It's happened in Australia and a guy from a place called Dapto in New South Wales has won two Division I prizes on the same day. What? Yes. So he's won a total of $2 million, two $1 million prizes on the same day.

From the same draw? From the same draw. He won first division in the same day. From the same draw? From the same draw. So get this. He won first division in the same draw twice. Exactly. So this is what's happened. So apparently the guy said that he bought two tickets because he was trying to get back into his wife's good graces

and get out of the dog box because he forgot to put his wife's numbers in the week before. Right. And she wasn't impressed. So the guy bought two identical tickets with his wife's numbers to make it up to his wife. Right. And it's won twice.

Oh my God. That makes a lot of sense now that you say that. Yeah. So he's won on her numbers. He's just bought them twice. He's bought the exact same ticket twice. It's kind of clever because if four people won the first division and they had to split it four ways, he now gets two stakes of that.

Exactly. Isn't that crazy? He said in an interview that he told his missus about the first one and then he thought about keeping the second one a secret. Well, to be honest, I mean, they don't have to break up or anything, but they could have their own millions. Yeah, they could. Yeah, they've each got a million dollars each. Yeah. And then just see who can buy the coolest shit.

Oh, my God, that is my dream. Oh, my God. Imagine the one time, because he says he never does that. He never buys the exact same ticket. But this one day, he was like, I'll buy two to make it up to the Miss O. I hear what you're saying, Bree. You're telling me I need to increase the amount of lotto tickets I'm buying.

Is that right? No. Is that what we're taking from this? The lesson here is if you want to win lotto, you should be buying more tickets. Look, sometimes you just need to let the village idiot be the village idiot. Brie and Clint. Clint, there's a pub that's making news headlines around the world today because it might be the most boring pub in the whole universe.

Oh, that sounds like a fun place to go on St. Paddy's Day. Yeah, definitely don't want to be there today, that's for sure. They've made news because they put up a notice on their window stating a bunch of things that they were banning. Okay. So these are the things that they said. Vaping. Or is it vaping? No, funnily enough vaping is not on the list.

But get this, it's a long list. Are you ready? This is what they said is now banned for the time being. Children. Okay. Swearing. Right. Phones. Muddy boots. Okay. Dogs. Tablets. Children, swearing, phones, muddy boots, dogs, tablets, laptops, and social media use. Apart from the tablets, laptops, and social media use,

all of those other things are kind of my favorite thing about pubs. It's the best part about pubs. That's why I like going. You can rock up in your dirty work boots after work. You can bring your dog with you. If your kids want to run around in the beer garden and have a bowl of chippies, then that's good because then you don't have to get a babysitter.

That's kind of the reason that people go to pubs. What an absolute snooze. Pretty much they've said for the time being, because people are getting really angry about the children one. Right. And they're saying that the children have been banned from inside the pub, but they're allowed outside in the beer gardens,

but people are not happy. What's the reason that they're banning all of these things? Because if you own a pub or if you work in pub, you're kind of obligated to be social and enjoy, like, hanging out with people. This person doesn't really sound like they like people. The pub doesn't know its identity. Know who you are, pub, because that's all the things you're meant to be. Like, if you want to be a fancy restaurant, be a fancy restaurant.

But you're a pub. Yeah, but you're not. You're a pub. Yeah. You're a pub. Yeah. Exactly. Not ideal.

Anyway, people are absolutely going nuts on social media, and there's heaps of people now boycotting the pub. They're saying, we're banning you now. They might as well ban the beer as well, because really, what else is there for the pub? Might as well just stay home. We're talking about this amazing woman she's being praised around the world.

Her name's Erica Perez and she had a daughter and then she got pregnant with twins and then four months after giving birth to her twins she got pregnant again with another set of twins. This is wild, and I thought it was a needle in the haystack,

producer Claude. Yeah. But turns out, very common, so many texts coming through on this. Heaps of texts coming through. So many. 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. We asked you, have you got two sets of twins in your family or maybe even more?

Listen to this one. My great-grandma had a set of triplets and two sets of twins. She gave birth to ten children in total. Oh, that's incredible. That is wild. Someone else says we have cousins that had three sets of twins in one family. That's amazing.

Yeah, it must happen a lot then. But then I always want to know, are they all identical? Are they all fraternal? Like, what's the mix, you know? Let's talk to Ruth. She's called through on 0800DIALS at M. G'day, Ruth. Hi, how's it going?

Good, thanks, Ruth. Is this something that you've got in your family? Yeah, yeah. So I'm a twin and my mum had my older sister, then me and my brother, and then my little brother and sister who are also twins. So five under five. Wow. So you're obviously both two sets of fraternal twins.

Yeah, yeah. That's wild. How did your mum do it? Oh, she's amazing. She really is like the definition of super mum. She's absolutely incredible, yeah. That's amazing. What's it like growing up with a twin? It's pretty cool, yeah. We were pretty competitive at school. I guess because we're a boy and girl, it's a little bit different, so yeah. Totally. But no, it's pretty cool. And would you

like have Olympics where you'd go head to head with your other brother and sister that were twins? Yes, sometimes, yeah. We're a very competitive family. I bet. Who's the better set of twins in your opinion? Definitely us. Yes, Ruth. They can't defend themselves because they're not here. I love it. Thanks for calling through, mate. Let's talk to Sharon. G'day, Sharon. Hello.

Who's the sets of twins in your family? Well, my mum is one of 11 in her family. Wow. And that 11, we've got two sets of twins. Okay. And then I had twins. No way. And so fraternal, identical?

Fraternal. But my twins were born five days apart. I've heard stories about this, Sharon. Tell us what happened. Well, they were born very early, so born at 26 weeks. Okay. And yeah, so very, very tiny, one pound 12 and two pound one. So yeah, so I had the first one naturally and then the second one decided that I'm hanging in here. I'm not cooked enough yet. I'm staying in. Yep. Got more room. Happy. And then five days later I had to have a cesarean for the second one. That's incredible.

So does that mean your set of twins have a birthday on different days, obviously? Yeah, yeah, five days apart. How amazing. You could potentially say to the second one that they just wanted their own birthday and their own line. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, definitely. That's amazing. That's amazing, Sharon. Thanks for calling through. All good. See you, mate. Let's go to Nikki. G'day, Nikki.

Hi. Can you, mate. Let's go to Nikki. G'day, Nikki. Hi. Can you top that, Nikki? Oh, I don't know if I can top that, but I mean my friend, she's got three sets of twins where she actually struggled to get pregnant for a start. So, obviously to find out that she's having twins for the first time was crazy, and then to fall

pregnant with twins a second and then a third time time she'd like got her family within you know no time you're bloody joking me and they were all identical too so yeah all three sets look the same so she's just got a handful of um you know boys to take care of hey are they all boys as well they're're all boys. House full of testosterone. Oh, my God. Can you imagine that household? I can.

I've been there before and I'm like, oh, I'm going to go. You have fun. I'm sure you've got it covered. That's incredible. It is. It is. So, yeah, I just wanted to share that and just obviously give a shout out to Tress, who's our awesome mum.

Shout out to Tress. You're doing well, my friend. Absolutely killing it. That's incredible. Thanks for sharing, Nikki. No worries. No worries. Oh, what a lovely story. Couldn't get pregnant and then now she has six boys. That's amazing. Bree and Clint. That is the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. It's been good fun. What are you doing this evening?

I have a late night flight back from the Garden City to Auckland. You're on the red eye. I'm on the red eye, darling. Oh, the red eye, darling. Just catching the red eye over. Unfortunately, I'm missing Kuru Awa on the red eye, darling. Oh, the red eye should be

Kuru Awa. And then home to bed, I'm bloody naked. I can't believe I've spent the whole day broadcasting from Christchurch, Bree, and I haven't even said this. Yeah. So I'll say it now. Okay. How good's Christchurch?

How good is Christchurch? How good's Christchurch? Every time I come here, as soon as I step off that plane, it just hits me like a wave. How good is Christchurch? How good's Christchurch? We need to get back down there for a Friday Okie, I think.

Yeah, we should. We should definitely do that. I'd love to do it. Why don't I just stay? You come down and join me and we'll just fire up a Friday Okie. Okay, I'll meet you there. Don't move. It's going to take a lot of quick organisation. I'm going to go find the busiest Irish pub, probably the bog, here in Christchurch for St. Paddy's

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