ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th March 2025

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Happy St Patrick's Day! We play a game of Irish or Lie-rish.  Which generation gets the most takeaways?  Can we get a quiet spot an an Irish pub?  Millennial sayings part 3.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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to max available on neon stream now for just 12.99 a month you want to go what happens at 3 p.m stays at 3pm. Cleanser all you can. ZM's free and clean. Got it, everybody. Happy Monday. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Oh, yeah, St. Paddy's Day. I've seen people kicking around, around town in green.

Got your green on? Undies. Oh, green undies. Yeah. But you only own black undies. No, special St. Paddy's Day undies. Oh, nice. Yeah. Nice. They've got shamrocks on them. Oh, green undies. Yeah. But you only own black undies. No, special St Paddy's Day undies. Oh, nice. Yeah. Nice.

They've got shamrocks on them. Oh, nice. Yeah. Four-leaf clover? Always. Really? Yeah. Someone's getting lucky.

Fun show on the way. Secret Sound, 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock this afternoon. Is it going to go? I don't know, but it's getting tense around here. And Soundkeeper Brooke has revealed that someone has correctly guessed it, registered it at ZM Online. Isn't that wild? So someone out there knows what the sound is.

They just don't know that they know it. They don't know that they know it. Well, they probably do because most people feel like their guess is right, but they just need to get through on 0800 dials at M. If you are someone who has registered your guess, you need to be trying extra hard to get through because yours could be the one that was the correct. They've already won $1,000.

We can't tell them that, though. No. We can't tell them that, though, until after the secret sound's been revealed. Exactly. So four and five for that. But first, a special St. Patrick's Day version of Tradiverse Lady up first. That's right. If you want to take part, you can call now 0800-DIAL-ZM.

You will have an advantage if you're Irish today. Yeah, naturally. Or at least you know your Irish history. The luck of the Irish. And if you're sober. Yeah, all plays into good things for you today. Big ask at 3 o'clock on St. Patrick's Day. Huge ask.

We'll give it a go next. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Score update for you. The Tradies are on 16, had a couple of good wins at the end of last week. The Ladies on 22. Credit where credit's due. The Tradies have narrowed the gap somewhat.

And today, you're going to do well if you have a bit of Irish in you for St. Patrick's Day. So let's find out. Our lady is calling from Auckland. She's 24 and she's got two kids under two. Going to assume you're not at the pub for St Patrick's Day then, Kath. No, unfortunately I'm not. No. Oh, but you're having a Guinness though, aren't you?

Oh, I wish. No, I can't. But two kids under two, people in your house seem drunk, don't they? Oh, yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah. It would be a handful. Okay. You're taking on our tradie from Christchurch today.

He's 28 and he loves surfing. Welcome to the show, Ethan. G'day, Ethan. G'day. Best beach you've ever surfed? Oh, I haven't really been to many international beaches, to be honest. Best beach in New Zealand you've surfed? Sumner. Sumner's just a nice spot around Christchurch, hey? Lovely, to be honest. Best beach in New Zealand you've served. Sumner.

Sumner's just a nice spot around Christchurch, hey? Lovely. Keep it local. All right, Ethan, you're tradie. Kath, you're lady. The first to three correct answers wins $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck.

Here we go. Question number one. According to legend, what creature did St. Patrick, who was the... Yes, Ethan? Leprechaun. No.

It was worth a guess. Worth a guess. Kath, I'll finish the question and you get a free go at it before Ethan can... No. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

So, according to legend, what creature did St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, drive out of Ireland? Was it rats, snakes or the English? Oh, Lord. Have a guess, Kath. Have a guess. It's a free guess.

Snakes or the English? The snake. Well done. It was the snakes. Well done, mate. You're on the board. Question number two. True or false?

The Irish rugby team have never made it beyond the quarterfinals. Yes, mate. You're on the board. Question number two. True or false, the Irish rugby team have never made it beyond the quarterfinals. Yes, Ethan. Oh, that was a lady. Oh, sorry. Ken, was that you? True. I'm just going 50-50. Have you got the luck of the Irish on your side today or what?

It is true. They've never made it beyond the quarterfinals of the Rugby World Cup. Oh, I knew that anyway. That means, Ethan, you need this one here. It is true. They've never made it beyond the quarterfinals of the Rugby World Cup. Oh, I knew that anyway. That means, Ethan, you need this one here. Question number three. Which Irishman sings this song? Kath, the wind. Kath for the clean sweep.

Oh, gosh, I know this dude. Teddy Swims. No. Sounds like Teddy Swims. Not a bad guess. Free guess, Ethan. And a big song. Oh, jeez.

Back in the... But I want to say like 2017 and then came back with this absolute belter. That was hosier. No. Yeah. Where's the Akubra hats? He's a good looking man.

Okay, no points there. Question number four Which member of One Direction was Irish? Brady Kath Niall Horan Niall Horan Well done

That is a That is the win Lady victory She's a lady Oh, oh, oh She's a lady Kath, we've got 50 bucks cash coming out to you. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Awesome, thank you. Sweet ass. Well done. Brie and Clint. Almost forgot to say top of the morning to you. Oh, it's top of the morning to you. St. Patrick's Day. St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland.

You ever split the G, Brie? I do love to spit, not spit the G. Although I've done that as well. I love to split the G. Have I? I'll get it. Yeah. Have you ever split the G, though? I have. Have you? I'm not going to say I...

It's a big first gulp to split the G. I'm not going to say I hate it. Guinness? But it's not my favourite. It grows on you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Made me feel violently hungover the next day. Oh, yeah, okay.

I think I had three. I don't want to be crass, but the number twos that come after a night on the Guinness. Terrible. Oh. But not a bad stout. St. Patrick's Day is a fun day. It's a bit rude that it comes on a Monday this year. Yeah, that's rough, isn't it?

Really rough, but people will push through. I've seen a lot of people. I saw people dressed up at 8.30 this morning headed to the pub. Yeah, headed to the pub. Headed to the pubs. Oh, I know some people dress up to go to the office, but to go to the pub at 8.30 in the morning. Incredible.

Incredible. I had an idea this morning. Could be revolutionary radio, actually, because of the name. Yes. I thought the game we play for St. Patrick's Day, Irish or Lyrish. Oh, so we have to guess if people are from Ireland or Lichtenstein. No, no. No?

Just the first part of that. Oh. Is it a real Irish accent that you're doing or are you putting it on? That's our job to guess. Got it. So if you think you can do a convincing Conor McGregor or a convincing Niall Horan

or a convincing... You couldn't think of a female Irish woman. Yes. Yes. Bewitched. There you go. And The Cause. The Cause. Yeah.

Can't go past The Cause. And The Cranberries. God, so many great musicians from Ireland. And Sinead O'Connor. Yeah. Shout out. I just can't think of a current one. Saoirse Ronan? one. Saoirse Ronan?

Yeah. Saoirse? Saoirse Ronan. I don't know who that is. Spelled Saoirse Ronan. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Irish accents on the phone.

0800 dial ZM. It can be real. It can be fake. It can be fake. It's our job to guess whether you are Irish or my Irish this afternoon. You do a great Irish accent. No, I was just about to say to give you confidence Breeze is going to do her Irish accent.

Let's hear a bit of yours. I thought you could do it because I am Irish. So you'd be good at it. No, no, so mine. Go on. Let's hear your new Irish accent. Oh, at least I was better than that. You didn't even let me get into it. Okay, go on.

You didn't even let me get into it. Okay, go on. Oh, you see. I just knew. I knew from the first sound that came out of your mouth. Is it better than that? Even better. Is it real?

Oh, $800 at the end. We're looking for three Irish accents to join the show next. Brie and Clint. St. Patrick's Day. Welcome to the first and probably last Irish or Lyrish. You're meant to do that in your Irish accent. Irish or Lyrish. That was better.

It's all about confidence. It is. We're not guessing whether you are Irish. We just want to guess whether it's a real or put on Irish accent. It's one or the other. Because you could be Irish without the accent, you know, like me. Yeah. And that's our job to figure out whether it's your real accent or you're putting it on.

I like how you keep saying you're Irish. I am. What's the split? Don't reduce me to a percentile, Brie. How reductive? Is it 1%? You Italians are always trying to erase us Irish. Let's go to Paul.

2% is what? Hi, Paul. Hi, Paul. Hey, how's it going? Paul, is that your Irish accent? No, it's not. Okay, where is it? I can hear it too.

Paul. Up in the morning, do you? Paul. Paul, you've called up to play an Irish accent game and you've come in hot with a very Kiwi accent. I'm sorry. It's okay. Let's start again.

Okay. Let's cross to County Cork now where Paul is standing by. Hi, Paul. Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning to you, Paul. How's your St. Patrick's Day? Bree's gone down to the lull basement. Anyway, how's your St. Patrick's Day been, Paul?

It's not too bad. No, Paul, you've lost the accent again. All right, we've got to vote. We've got to vote. We've got to vote. Is he Irish or Lyra? Oh, shit. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard on this show that I've been crying.

Is Paul Irish or Lyric? We've got to agree. I'm going to say he's Lyric. I'm going to say he's Lyric too. Paul, you're Lyric? Yes. Yeah. I'm shocked, Paul.

You nearly had us. Okay. Hopefully the game is connected a bit better with Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. How's it going? Oh, there we go. There she is.

Oh, God. She's already got one up on Paul. At least someone gets in the game. Oh, shit, Jess. Thank God you brought this back from the dead. Jess, how's your St. Patrick's Day been so far? What? How's your St. Patrick's Day been?

Oh, it's been marvellous so far, yeah. I've dropped the kids off at Kinney and went home and had some lunch, you know. You kind of sound like Martha from Baby Ray 10. Oh, my gosh. You know what? Still better than Paul's. Way, way better than Paul's. But I will go out on a limb here and say that Jess...

It's Lyrish. She's Lyrish. Jess, you Lyrish? Good, good guess. Yeah, thanks. Oh, my God. But a great effort, though, Jess. A commendable effort.

Oh, my God. I actually, my stomach muscles are so sore. We're going to go back to Paul at the end of this game. Don't leave us, Paul. Don't leave us. Yeah, Paul, stay there. Ruth, welcome to the show. Welcome to Irish or Lyra.

Hi, Ruth. All right, lads. Happy St. Patrick's Day to cracks, matey. Oh, we've got a live one. Okay. Oh, that was good from Ruth. Okay. Good start. What's your drop of choice on one. Okay. Oh, that was good from Ruth. Good start.

What's your drop of choice on St. Patrick's Day, Ruth? It's got to be a Guinness and a nice Irish whiskey. I love that I can hear your New Zealand accent. No, she's very good. She's very good. I can hear Katie's accent through her Irish accent. No, I believe we've got one Irish listener amongst us, and that's you, Ruth.

I'm going with Irish. Bree, you're going with? It's Lyrish. Lyrish. Ruth, what's the truth? Sorry to disappoint you, Bree. I am 100% Irish. Yes!

How long have you been here for? 20 years. I hate to tell you, Ruth, I feel like your accent's now a nice mesh of both. Yeah, definitely. It's what I call

a blended accent now. A blended accent. It's quite lovely, actually. Can we keep you bonafide person online and we'll bring Paul back and you guys can have an Irish conversation.

Hey, guys, I don't know... Can I change my accent to a southern accent just for the crack? Yeah, you can. That'd be great, Ruth. I don't know. Can I change my accent to a southern accent just for the crack? Yeah, you can. I don't know if I could handle Paul coming back on. Irish Paul, are you there? I sure am.

Ruth, how do you rate Paul's Irish accent? All right, Paul, how's the crack? How are you doing today? I'm very well there, Paul. How's the crack? How you doing today? I'm very well there, sir. How are you? I'm doing really good. Yeah. I don't believe a word of it, Paul. I think Paul's gone Indian, so

we might leave it there. Hey, happy St. Patrick's Day. That's me when I do a Welsh accent. Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you. Well done. Oh, Paul, can I just say, appreciate the laughs, Paul. My favourite. I'm glad I could make you laugh.

Yeah. Lovely to meet you, Paul. My favourite. We first go to Paul. Paul, are you there? Yeah, guys, I'm here. For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market.

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Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Who do you reckon out of the generations spends the most on Tokwos? Oh, so Gen Z, Millennials or Boomers? Yeah, that's all the generations, eh?

That's all of them, eh? Gen Zs, Millennials, Boomers. You forgot one. Generation Alpha. The forgotten generation. Oh, Generation Alpha. We're not missing anyone, eh? I think that's it. You did Gen Z? Yeah, Gen Z, Millennial,

Boomer. And then forgotten generation, the ones that went to war before that. Yeah. And Alpha, Skibbity. It's so mean. The poor Gen Xers. Just so you know, we're joking. We don't forget you.

But it is sad that a lot of the time you are forgotten. Gen X were yelling at their Walkmans just then. What about Gen X? We invented Oasis. Invented Oasis? Is that all that there is? We had that show, Suddenly Susan. How could you forget about Gen X?

No, there was also Frasier. And Mad About You. Yeah. Sorry, guys. And Dharma and Greg. Yeah. Anyway. Is that it?

Is that it? Just shoot me. Who do you give the Spice Girls to? Oh. I think we need to dibs them. Do you think Millennials or Gen X get them? It's like how Millennials and Gen Zs fight over Harry Styles. We get Harry and we get the Spice Girls.

No. We get both. Do we get Harry and the Spice Girls? Yeah. No, you get One Direction. Damn, it feels good to be Millennial. Harry Styles is One Direction. Yeah.? No, you get One Direction. Damn, it feels good to be millennial. Harry Styles is One Direction. Yeah, but you get One Direction.

Without One Direction, there is no Harry. He literally is a millennial. Doesn't matter. Yeah, he's one of us. All right, turn Gen X off, turn Gen Z off. No! Okay, anyway, who do you think, out of the generations, the boomers, the Gen Xers, the millennials, and the Gen Zers, who's spending the most?

Now? Right now? Right now. So essentially what's happened is they've surveyed like a thousand people and they've asked them about their takeaway habits. Boomers have the most disposable income, but they also probably have the most time to cook. And they have the houses to cook in. And they actually own good pots and pans. And they own Le Creuset pots and pans. Millennials work the hardest, so probably need takeaways the most.

We are pretty hardworking. Yeah, we're really hardworking. Gen Z. Okay, I'll speak for Gen Z. What do you reckon, Ella? We're new to the workforce. Everything's fun and exciting. We have a little bit of money. We're also brand new. So you think it's you guys? Yeah. Okay.

Like, if I'm going off Ella as an example, does not know how to cook. No. Well, a little bit, but I hate it, so I don't do it. Quite a little bit. Hummus doesn't count. You're still very early in your cooking skills, aren't you? Yeah, I want to do a cooking course. I feel like a lot of Gen Zers would be.

Gen Zers spend the most. Do they? Yes. Wow. According to this survey, 40% said that they are forking out too much on restaurant meals and takeaways. And then coming in a close second was the Millennials at 37%. Boomers will be the least. And then Gen X was 26%, so that's quite a big drop.

And then Boomers, 21%. Oh. Said they were spending too much on takeaways. Would Boomers Uber Eats or do you think they'd call with the pamphlet on their fridge? They'd call. I don't think my mum has even heard of Uber Eats. No. Like if I showed her Uber Eats. I know for a fact my mum has never Uber Eat.

Yeah. Uber Eaten. Uber Eaten? Yeah. Uber Eats, I think it was. Uber Eats, yeah. The next time my mum comes to stay with me, I'm going to show her the world of Uber Eaten. Uber Eaten? Yeah. Uber Eats, I think it was. The next time my mum comes to stay with me, I'm going to show her the world of Uber Eats. I'll be like, look at this.

It's going to blow her mind. Look at this, mum, at your fingertips. Brianna, how do you use this? And she'll go, so I'll just push this button and order it, and then when I get to the restaurant, the meal will be on the table waiting for me. And I'll just pick it up. Yeah.

Amazing. There's a couple that's copying a bit of flack online after they posted a video of themselves faking a proposal at a resort to get free drinks. So we want to know, in your real proposal or honeymoon or whatever engagement, did you get anything free?

Georgia, you've just come back from your honeymoon. Yes, I did. And I've got to say, wahiki. Yeah. They're pretty good at giving the freebies. Really? Only little things.

Like, so we went into a winery. I wish. I wish. I heard that they gave out free goats. Baby goats? Yeah, baby goat. I would have, if someone told me, I would have gone to the goatery and got myself a goat. It's goat by redemption only.

Wineries gave free tasters. And we went to the All Press olive oil, I don't know, just something to free taste it. Normally it costs us $10 each. Damn. They gave you free glasses of olive oil to drink. Like, no, because you do like a tasting when you dip the bread in. Oh, okay, okay. And then they're like, the taster was for honours.

It's good. I'll take it. Yeah, you'll take it. Even if they give that to everyone else, they made you feel like it was just for you guys. And now I will recommend the olive oil spot. They didn't make you feel embarrassed for going, by the way, it's next year our honeymoon. They just had something they could give instead of going, cool.

Nice, guys. No, I know. Because guys, honestly, you do. You just yell it. You're like, it's my honeymoon. It's the only time you get to do it. Matilda, did you get anything free at your proposal or your honeymoon? It was our honeymoon.

Okay. And we were flying to Singapore, and we told the check-in person that we were on our honeymoon. Okay. And she was like, oh, yeah, we'll see what we can do. So we thought nothing was going to come of it. Yeah. And when we got on the plane, they escorted us to business class, which was amazing.

Business class. But that's not the best part of the story. Matilda, what airline was this on? It was on Singapore Airlines. Singapore Airlines. Oh, Singapore. Nice. Yeah.

But the best part was that when we were flying home, it was the same crew, and about five minutes after we had taken off and they had turned the seatbelt sign and stuff off, one of the women came up to us and escorted us back to business class. Double business class. You guys must be the best looking, nicest couple ever

to grace that airline. We just have really good chat. I say just be real friendly to people and they like to give you stuff. Georgia, do they let you go on business class on the Waiheke Ferry for your honeymoon? No, but should I have said? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know you could. Yeah. That's amazing, Matilda. Thank you. Anna's here. Hi, Anna.

Hi, Anna. Hey. Did you get any freebies or upgrades for engagements or honeymoons? Yeah, so my partner proposed to me quite recently and I didn't know he was going to propose. And so he booked a hotel room for that night and told them that I wasn't aware yet.

And hopefully we'll be engaged by the time we arrive. Yeah. And we arrived, and they had given us a free upgrade. They'd left us little desserts with congratulations and written in fancy chocolate on top of it. The next morning, they gave us stuff at Brickstreet. It was really cool. Oh, my God.

Thank God you said yes to the proposal. I was going to say also how awkward. It would have been really awkward if I said no. And how awkward if he hadn't built the courage yet. He hadn't done it. To ask you before you got to the hotel and then you're like, babe, what is all these congratulations chocolates for? Yeah.

Yeah, nice. Okay, great. It's good to know that that works. There's some inspo for you then, Ella, for your upcoming nuptials. You've got to work it. You've got to have good chats. I think it's a bit of banter, a bit of flirting, cool, cute, you know. Yeah.

George is nodding. I reckon just smile and act all giddy and be like, oh, my God, I'm so in love. That or showing my titties. No? No. Or that. Well, I mean, she would body your choice, but yeah. I won't do that.

Sorry, everybody. Sorry, okay? She'll get the upgrade, but she'll lose her husband. Guys, it's only her fourth year on the job, okay? She's still learning. Brie and Clint. Tate McRae on ZM. New music, it's called Revolving Door.

God, a lot of feedback still coming in about cult hero Paul from Irish or Lyrish. Paul, that was the shittest display of an Irish accent on this show. We didn't even do one! But shit, it made me laugh. Paul, just know that you've made a lot of people's day.

We're getting texts in like, Paul deserves something, I needed that gig. Yeah, some accent lessons. Today is just getting better with Paul. That was the best segment ever. Bring back Paul for future judging. You reckon we get Paul to judge people's Irish accents? Yeah, I feel like Paul would be a good judge.

You reckon? Yeah. You reckon he's got the chops? Yeah, maybe. Oh, my God, I am pissing myself. Paul is a legend. Oh, God. If you missed it, the game was Irish or Lyrish,

and you had to call us and try and fool us with your Irish accent. Here was Paul's attempt. Hi, Paul. Hi, Paul. Hi, Paul. Hey, how's it going? Paul, is that your Irish accent? Good morning to you. Paul.

Anyway, how's your St. Patrick's Day been, Paul? It's not too bad. No, Paul, you've lost the accent again. You're not too bad. Oh, Paul, I love you. I love you, Paul, you've lost the accent again. Yeah, not too bad. Oh, Paul, I love you. I love you, Paul. Thanks. I needed that today, Paul.

I needed that good laugh. We are going to give away some free KFC chicken dollars next with our game of how many. If you want to play, you just need to call up now. I know $100 at the end. We'll tell you the thing. And if you've got the most of this thing. You win. You win.

KFC is yours. Easy as that. Paul's welcome to play if he can get through again. Yeah, Paul, call back. We'll know it's you by the Irish accent. Let's play How Many. How many? How many?

How many? How many? That's a good amount. It's our producer Ella's baby this game. She's in charge. Hi, Ella. Hello. You hate this baby that you created, eh?

It is hard to think of topics. That's fine. That's all right. Sometimes you don't realize how much hard work... You're creating for yourself. ...babies can be. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right, yes.

But also very rewarding. Yeah, heck yeah. Good analogy. Nice. Yeah. Just stop neglecting your baby, Ella, yeah. Right, yes. But also very rewarding. Yeah, heck yeah. Good analogy. Nice. Just stop neglecting your baby, Ella. Yeah. Bree came up with the topic today. I wake up every Monday going, what's the topic today?

Bree's raising your baby. Camilla is here to play How Many. Hi, Camilla. Hi, Camilla. Happy St. Paddy's Day. Happy St. Paddy's Day. Happy St. Paddy's Day. Ella, can you explain? Is that an Irish accent I detect, Camilla?

No, far from it. She's from the Paul region of Ireland. Okay, yeah, right. Ella, can you explain the concept to Camilla, please? Yeah, basically, how many, Camilla, you get to choose who to go head-to-head against between Bree, Clint or Claudia. how many. Camilla, you get to choose who to go head to head against between Brie, Clint or Claudia. I'm going to give you the topic based on what you know about

them. Hopefully that can help you dictate who you're going to pick. So today's topic. No, you haven't explained the concept to her. I did. No, Camilla, you win if you have the most of the thing. You have to have more than the person you choose. Well, you have to pick somebody that you think you have more of this thing then.

Okay? I thought I did a really good job. You were close. We're going to call Child, Youth and Family on you to take your baby away. Lucky Camilla's smart. She's a smart cookie. Okay, so basically today's topic is how many surgeries have you had in your lifetime? Definition is being under anaesthetic.

Full anaesthetic, right? Yes. Knocked out. Yeah. Not just local. Not just is being under anaesthetic. Full anaesthetic, right, Bree? Yes. Knocked out. Yeah. Not just local. Not just a local, no. Ah, so, Camilla. How many?

Oh, yeah, let's go how many first, and then we're going to pick who you want to go head-to-head against. I'm going to write you a speech next week. We played this game literally seven days ago. I want to lead it. Stop cutting it. We want you to lead it. I'm leading it.

Camilla. Okay, guys, let her lead it. Stop cutting it. We want you to lead it. I'm leading it. Camilla. Guys, let her lead it. How many surgeries have you had? I've got my daughter here too. Hello. Hello. Does she want to run it? Yeah.

How many surgeries have you had, Camilla? How many? Whoa. Tough day at the old radio factory. What's happening? Camilla, can you hear us? Perfect. Yeah, okay, quickly, can you tell us how many surgeries you've had?

Have we lost her again? Did we find out before she went to air? Do we know her number? Yeah, she's got one of those phone lines that's trying to mute us. She has had two surgeries. Two surgeries. Two surgeries. Okay, Camilla, can you hear us?

Can you choose Brie, Claudia, or Clint to go head-to-head with? I was thinking. Can you hear me now? We can hear you now, yeah. See, it's a bit tricky because men don't like to go to the doctors. So I was like, maybe Clint. Ooh, okay, yeah. But then I thought maybe Claudia,

but then it depends if you've had tonsillitis and you've had your tonsils out. Yeah, so many factors. God, you're going deep on this. I like it. I can tell you I've still got my tonsils, Camilla. Clint. She said Clint.

You going with me? Let's lock that in. Yeah. Brie, how many surgeries have you had? I've had five. Okay, good to know she's you. Claudia, how many surgeries? Damn, should have chosen me. I've only had one.

And that was kind of recent. What? Camilla, you chose me. I have also only had one surgery. She wins. Camilla, good picking. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. I have also only had one surgery. She wins. Boo. Camilla, good picking. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Congratulations. Thank you. Here we go. Well done, guys. And that is how many. You guys want to compare scars? Yeah, mine are internal. What?

Mine are just the emotional scars I've got. Mine's on my knee. My scars are the friends we made along the way. Millennial sayings you just can't let go of part three. We've been doing this. Finding the sayings that, you know, remind us of our youth. It's been really

nice because we've been posting them to social media and then all the other millennials jump in and they add in their favourite quotes. And then I read this really nice comment where someone said, this felt like a warm hug. Oh. Which is real sweet.

Yeah, and it should. Yeah. We thought we'd change it up this week and we've brought in a Gen Z filter. She's our producer, Ella, and the idea here is we're having fun saying our millennial sayings. Do they connect with Gen Z Filter. She's our producer, Ella, and the idea here is we're having fun saying our millennial sayings. Do they connect with Gen Z? So your job, Ella, is to tell us, do you know where these millennial sayings come from? Okay.

Okay? I can do that. So it's a pretty easy game. Who wants to kick it off? I'll kick it off. Okay. Ella, do you know Orange Mocha Frappuccinos? Oh, it sounds like that guy.

What's the guy you like? It's either a yes or a no. No. No. It's a no. Zoolander. Yeah. Okay, what about, what about, I'm going to start off easy.

Four for you, Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco. And now for Gretchen Wieners. Oh, Mean Girls. Mean Girls. He struggled for a second there. Yeah, I was worried. Claudia, you going for it?

Hey, Ella, welcome to my crib. What's that off? No, but I hear that all the time. Is that from something? Oh, my God, that sends me back. Crib MTV. Yes. Pretty good. Very good.

Well done. Okay, what about... That's a huge bitch. What? Behave it. That's a huge bitch. What? Behave it. That's a huge bitch. That's a huge bitch. No.

No? No. No, you don't know Shallow Hell? No. Probably hasn't aged well, to be honest. Yeah, no, probably not very nice. That's a huge bitch. What about...

Are you sure that was from Shallow How? Was that? I thought it was from Juice Bigalow. Oh, is it? Now I'm confused. I couldn't tell you. Good point. Don't look at me.

I feel like it could be from Juice Bigalow. I've got them confused. Okay, what about this one? What is this? A centre for us? It needs to be at least three times bigger than this. Why is that Jennifer Coolidge? You sound like Jennifer Coolidge.

She does a little bit. But no. But it's not what she was going for. No, no idea. It's Zoolander again. What is Zoolander? What is Zoolander? Is that when the guys in the zoo?

Okay, what about. Stop looking at me, swan. Stop looking at me, swan. No. Guys, I did it. I turned left. No. It's also Zoolander. me, Swan. No. Guys, I did it. I turned left. No.

It's also Zoolander. Oh, okay. What about this? You old. She pregnant. I can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around the club. That's crazy. Zoolander?

No. No. Don't know it. It's from Knocked Up. Oh, God. Okay. Okay, let's go real No. Don't know it. It's from Knocked Up. Oh, God. Okay. Okay, let's go real easy. Okay, real easy. Real easy.

Real easy. She doesn't even go here. That. That is like peak classic. Mingo. One of the most re-quoted. There you go. Real easy.

People still say that today. Real easy. Real easy. My name is Jeff. My name is Jeff. My name is Jeff. What's that guy? Borat. No.

So close. Oh. Fine. 21 Jump Street. What about this? San Diego. Which of course in German means a whale's vagina. What?

No. David Attenborough? I wish. Okay, here's another one. Here's another one from that same movie. Okay. 60% of the time, it works every time. Oh, I have heard that.

Couldn't tell you where. Where's that from? Who put a question mark on the teleprompter? Anchorman. Anchorman. They're all Anchorman. There you go. You know how we did a movie marathon?

Do we need to do a millennial-themed movie marathon? I've got a really good one. I've got a really good one. It's just Mumford and Sons and Will Ferrell movies. I can't believe we haven't done this one, and if you don't get this one, you have to go sit outside for the rest of the show. You ready?

Okay. Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules. Outside. Get out. You're done. No, get out. Educate her. No, she's gone.

You're not even going to tell her where it's from? No, she can go look it up. Oh, no, I made it. Go. She thought you were joking. She snuck back in. Bree and Clint. I saw this TikTok from this girl who had an electrician come to her house

to do some work, was fixing some stuff. And in the TikTok, she's talking about how she's like, this electrician's in my house right now. He's really cute. Him and I have been talking and having a bit of banter and i've come up to use an electrical term they had a spark they had a bit of a spark exactly and she was like i'm just gonna go for it i'm gonna write a note and i'm gonna leave it in his tool bag oh yeah and i'll see happens. What is the worst that can happen?

I never hear from him again. He says, you know, sorry, not interested. So she writes this little note. Well, arguably the worst that could happen would be that he's married and he gets home and his wife finds some other woman's number in his bag. Is that the worst that could happen? You'd hope that wouldn't happen. Yeah.

Anyway, that didn't happen. Okay, good. She left the note in his bag and I think she left her, she did, she left her number or her Instagram, which I mean is the same thing these days, and essentially she heard from him and she thought there might be a spark there. They chatted a little bit and then he ghosted her. Oh.

And then. I thought you were about to hit us with the happiest ending. No, because she was like, I felt like there was a connection. Yeah. I felt like or else I wouldn't have put myself out there and put my phone number on this piece of paper. He must have felt something too if he bothered to respond. She figured it out.

Yeah. Turns out she found his Instagram. Yeah. He had a girlfriend. There we go! That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah. But she didn't regret going out on a limb and giving this guy her number because she was like, it's a great

story, it didn't work out, it didn't work out. It's kind of the long way around from just saying, oh no one does that, no one's going to go, hey I think you're cute, can I get your number? It's weird to say it. Is it? It's way cuter to put it in a little note. Yeah, yeah, true. Notes are freaking cute. Notes are cute and quite

exciting when you're single, aren't they? I'm always I'm always like on board if one of my friends like years ago, I'll never forget it, we were at this pancake place and my friend was like, oh I think the reindeer's really cute, blah, blah, blah. And we were like, put your number down on a napkin.

Put it down. We were all like egging her on and she did. And they dated for two years. Wow. Yeah. Okay, that worked out. So pretty cute. I'll give you an example that I have and you can tell me cute or creepy.

Okay. It's a guy that I went to university with and he bought a, there's a girl at the lotto counter at Pack and Save. Right. That he thought was quite cute. Okay. It's a guy that I went to university with and he bought a, there's a girl at the lotto counter at Pack and Save. Right. That he thought was quite cute. Right. And he bought a scratchy, a couple of scratchies, and one of them won $2.

Mm-hmm. And he took it back up and he'd written his number on the back of the scratchy and he handed it to her and he said, I've got a winning ticket here. She goes, oh, congratulations. He goes, mm-hmm, and there's a little something on the back for you. If he had just said, I've got a winning ticket, and it was a losing ticket, she would have looked at it and then seen his number. That's way smoother. I've got a winning ticket here. She goes, no, this is a losing ticket. He goes, oh, the winner's

on the back. Yeah, there's the prizes. The winning prize is on the back. The prize is me. I mean. Okay, yeah, I see, I see, I see. You have to be very hot to pull that off. Yeah, you do. I can picture some people doing it. Instead he's just standing there like some chump waiting for his $2.

I've got my, can I get my $4? Hey, can I get my $4 wedding please? Yeah. But I mean he shot his shot. Did it work? No. Oh. No.

She wasn't interested. Yeah. Yeah. I'm shocked. She wasn't interested. Yeah? Yeah. I'm shocked that that didn't work. We don't want to put you guys off, though, and we do want to hear stories about when it did work. Does it have to have worked? No, it doesn't have to have worked.

I would love to just hear when you've went out on a limb, you've put yourself out there, and to be honest, it doesn't even have to be you. Maybe someone else put themselves out for you. I remember one more before we go. At Schoolies, which in Australia, after you graduate school, everyone goes to the Gold Coast. Yeah, for both big party. This big blow up party for a year. And these boys were staying in this complete different high rise building across from our high-rise building in Surface Paradise. And they were trying to communicate with us.

And then the way that one of the boys gave out his number is they got, I feel like it was a bunch of white towels. And they wrote one letter on each towel with tomato sauce and held it up on the balcony and that's how one of the girls in our apartment got one of the boys in their apartment's number. There you go. And it worked.

Yeah. They hung out for at least three days. Yeah, and then never spoke again. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. It's true love.

It's a modern day Romeo and Juliet story. Bree and Clint. Talking about the times you either bravely wrote down your number on something or somehow got your number to someone you thought was a little bit cute or the opposite happened and someone slipped you their number. I love these stories. I think they're so cute. Here's a text that just came in.

Back in the perky days when gravity had had no impact on my body. I feel you. I was a flight attendant. Midway through a trans-Tasman flight, I slipped a very cute guy my number on a napkin. Totally an out-of-body experience as I'm not normally that gutsy. He did message me. We did go on a few dates. And then I was completely ghosted.

Turns out he had a girlfriend and I was the bit on the side. Oh, you're kidding. Few questions. Are you allowed to do that? Well, it sounds like it was back in the day. But I don't know. It's a good question. Yeah, like are you allowed to give out your number? If you're cabin crew listening, can you text us

if you are attracted to somebody? Can you give them your number? Can you approach them? Also, do you give them your number? Can you approach them? Also, do you give them free drinks? Yeah, exactly right. Yeah. Sarah's called up. I know $800 at him.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Tell us, mate. Was it you that gave out your number or did you receive someone's number? I gave out a number to my fiancé that I have now. Ooh, cute.

How did you do it? I went to go and get my gas bottle filled up at a petrol station, and once I got the receipt, I put my number on the back and told the guy that was working at the time to give it to the guy that I wanted to give it to. He said, can you give this to him? He's just on a break. And he slipped the receipt.

Yeah, he gave his mate the receipt, and later on that night, I got a message, and yeah, we just spoke since then, and then we've been together for eight years now. Wow. And we have a daughter. Oh, that's amazing. I spent a lot of years filling up people's gas bottles

and nobody hit on me once, Sarah. Not once. He did a lot of talking and it was just, yeah, we talked a lot over the years. Between the goggles and those gloves they make you wear, I just couldn't get the sexiness across. This is the epitome of that song, Sarah. Gas pedal, gas pedal.

Yeah, but it was just... Was that your first song at your wedding? No. Oh, it should have been. I haven't had the wedding yet. Oh, can it be the first song at your wedding?

Yeah, it could be some inspo. Someone said, I was at a bar that had a band. I thought the drum was cute. My girlfriend gave him my number. He came up to tell me that he was married but said he would have been interested otherwise. Oh, that's nice. Embarrassing was cute. My girlfriend gave him my number. He came up to tell me that he was married but said he would have been interested otherwise.

Oh, that's nice. Embarrassing but cute. That's cute. Yeah, I quite like that. Someone else said, I was once a delivery driver of produce to restaurants. Thought a chef was quite hot, so on my last week of work before going back to uni,

I slipped a note into his produce box. Yeah, you did. Got a text a few weeks later from his girlfriend. Oh, no. That's the situation I was talking about with the electrician before. That's awkward, eh? But he's gone home. He's gone home with that note and shown his girlfriend

because you put it in the produce box at a kitchen where a chef works. How did his girlfriend get hold of it? He obviously showed it. No, I know what it is. He's put the number in his pocket of his uniform. She was doing the laundry. She's doing the laundry. She's gone through his uniform, found another woman's number

and then texted and gone. What's this? Why are you giving my boyfriend your phone number? This one's pretty good. It says, anonymous please, but when I was 17, I put my number on a receipt when I worked at a fast food restaurant drive-through and I just put it in his bag. He didn't know I wrote it down, but he did contact me later that night.

It was forever ago. I'm now 38. I love that idea. So you're in the drive-through. Do you think those people are together? No, I don't think so. Oh, okay. But it's a great idea if you work in a

drive-thru. You get to see the people you're like, hot, hot, no, no. This one's a bit more random. It kind of leaves it up to fate. It says, we were at Christmas in the park in the Auckland domain and my friends tried to set me up by putting my cell phone number on a balloon

with a short bio about me and then they send it off into the crowd. There's something random. That's really leaving it up to chance, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it? You don't know where that's going to end up. That balloon could float for miles.

That balloon could be in Cambridge by now. You get a call from a person in India. Hi, I found this number on this balloon. You sound cute. I'm willing to commute. Yeah. From Delhi. Do you want to come to Delhi? Oh, okay. Let's do a birthday banger next, shall we?

We were sharing stories before about how you got your number to somebody and this text is really romantic. It said, I was working at Macca's one day and I was very hungover. A guy came through the drive-thru with a blue Powerade for me and he had written his phone number on

the side of it. True love. True love. Yep. That man loves you. Yeah. Or woman. Oh no, guy. It says guy. Yeah. Okay, sweet. Okay, I figured it out. Okay, I re-read it. Fine. shush. All I want for my birthday is a birthday thing.

I love how you're the one that read it out, and then you're like, did I say guy? Yeah. How dare I say and then assume correctly that it was a guy? After you'd already said guy. After I'd said it and I'd been told it was a guy. That had been written in the text. Gabby's here.

Hi, Gabby. Hi, Gabby. Hey, how are you going? Good, mate. I'd buy you a blue Powerade if you needed it, Gabby. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. So kind.

What is your birthday, Gab? 10th of December, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2005. And on that day, this was number one. Love, my love, my love, my love. 2005. And on that day, this was number one. Black Eyed Peas. Fun fact about you, Gabby, you're three days older than Taylor Swift. Oh, nice. Do you like some hump and gaff?

From the Black Eyed Peas? Not bad. The kids are dancing, so it must be good. Yeah, perfect. I think it's a Stone Cold banger from Black Eyed Peas. Me too. Nathan's going to do Mum Siobhan's birthday banger. Hello, Nathan.

Hi, Nathan. Hello. Do you know your mum's name, Nathan? Yep, Siobhan. Siobhan, amazing. What is her birthday? 99th of June. All right, that means Siobhan, your mum was 16 in 2012.

No, Siobhan is the mum. Yeah, I said your mum, Siobhan. No, you said Siobhan, your mum. Oh, I see what you were doing. I see what you were doing. Mate, it's a Monday. Let's just try and get through the rest of the show. The rest of the week at this stage.

Nathan, what about Carly Rae Jepsen for mum? Dead. That's a good one, Nathan. Does mum like it? Yep. Oh, nice, Nathan. You thought what I thought, eh, Claudia? I heard exactly the same. Oh, nice, Nathan. You thought what I thought, eh, Claudia? I heard exactly the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Siobhan, your mum. Siobhan, your mum. Maybe I did. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Are we doing your mum's birthday or you, Emma?

Actually, my 10-year-old wants to do my birthday. Oh, cute. Okay, put them on. What's their name? Izzy. Izzy. All right, Izzy. Well, here's the test if Izzy knows your birthday, Emma.

Izzy. Don't help Izzy. Yeah, don't tell Izzy. Izzy, do you know mum's birthday? Yes. Okay, let us have it. 10th of March, 1989. Well done.

You've crushed it. Well done. Oh, you've crushed it. Well done. That means you're 16. You were 16, Emma, in 2005. Oh, a bit of Nelly and Tim McGraw. I loved the song. It was a good one, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my. The original R&B country fusion. People were like, you can't do those two genres at once. And Nelly and Tim McGraw were like, watch us. Huge head around the globe. Nelly was like, hold my pimp juice. Wait there, Emma. I believe the winner is my humps, in my humble opinion.

I'm going over and over, Nellie and Tim McGraw. Are you? Okay. Claudia, the vote is yours. You can also choose Siobhan's mum, Nathan. Siobhan's mum, Nathan. Carly Rae Jepsen. What's it going to be?

Come on, come on. I hope I'm making the right choice here. I want over and over. Oh, big call. Yeah, it's a big call, but I think it's right. That's the right call. Emma, you and Izzy have just won birthday banner. Congratulations.

Yay! Well done, guys. Now we'll play your song. I can't keep it true to music Brie and Clint I can't shake it no From the Suit and Sweat double album, that's Nelly and Tim McGraw for Birthday Banger. It came out in the year 2005, this month, and that's Emma's Birthday Banger. Here's a question. Yeah. And this is for the country fans in the room like myself.

Have you ever heard the original hit from Tim McGraw, Don't Take the Girl? No, I didn't even know that was. I just thought he came on to sing on a Nelly song. Really? You're being funny. I'm not being funny. Are you being funny? Are you being facetious?

Are you being funny right now? No, no, I'm being serious. I'm not a Tim McGraw man being funny? Are you being facetious? Are you being funny right now? No, no, I'm being serious. I'm not a Tim McGraw man. What? It's such a good song. Are you kidding me? He's one of the biggest singers in country music ever. Is he bigger than Billy Ray Cyrus?

Nah, he's not actually. What was the name of the song? Yeah, not bigger than the guy who had one head. Don't take the girl. Don't take the girl. It's so sad. If it's not in the system, I'll be so sad. We surprisingly have a lot of Tim McGraw here at ZM.

Why are you surprised? He's one of the biggest country music artists in the world. This is ZM. Do yourself a favour. If you like country music, if you're just getting into it, go listen to this song. Is Nelly on this one? I think he got T-Pain on this one, actually.

He was eight years old. Swing it round your head like a helicopter. Through the front gate, holding a fishing pole. His dad looked down and smiled. Said we can't leave her behind Oh, such a beautiful song. You know this one, Claudia. Absolutely.

Yeah? I remember where I was when I first heard it. I would say it's Tim McGraw's biggest song ever. Bigger than that Nelly song. Johnny said Take Jimmy Johnson Take Tommy Thompson Take my best friend Bo.

Is this the same song? What? The Nelly song. What do you mean? You were saying this is the original of the Nelly song. No, I'm saying this was his original hit. This is the first hit. Oh my god, I thought you were saying that chorus in the Nelly song

was taken from this song. Oh, I know who Tim McGraw is, okay? He was in Yellowstone. Oh, now he's backtracking. I was waiting for him to start going, it's all in my head. Am I a good country singer? Next, Brie is going to give you the six jobs

that will age you the most. Yep. Not a good day. If you think it's your job, I'd probably leave now. Well, if you think it's your job, could you text us? Yeah. Teachers, chefs. Anything that's shift work, it's got to be.

Okay, that list, the six jobs that will age you the fastest, the most. We'll do it next on ZM Country FM. Yee-haw. Do you regret that? Yeah, partner. According to this survey slash study, what six jobs age you the most? And we asked you to text through our 9696 if you think it's your job. These are the jobs that came through.

A lot of teachers. A lot came through. A lot of teachers. A lot of teachers. A lot of farmers. A lot of farmers. A lot of social workers. Some like tradies. Someone said it's got to be carpenters outside in all weather lifting heavy things every day.

Yeah. And a lot of stay-at-home mums. Yeah, a lot of, someone said motherhood and wifehood. Wifehood ages you? Yeah, I reckon. What about this one? Early childhood teachers definitely become the manager and it ages you 20 years overnight. Okay. I don't know how they do it. Like, honestly, you guys are saints because I can only imagine. It would be so tough. You'd have to have a hell of an immune system.

But anyway, you've got the list of the six jobs that age you the most. Yeah, so a new report released this week reveals that your job could be accelerating the ageing process, making you look older faster. Stress. could be accelerating the aging process, making you look older faster. Yeah, so while most people essentially put aging down to genetics or sun exposure, which I mean can come into your job, this report believes that your work environments might be responsible for increasing fine lines, dehydration, dullness, and a loss of elasticity causing you to appear older than you really are.

Okay. So are you ready? Yep. Here we go. The main jobs contributing to accelerated ageing include any jobs where you have to frequently fly. So frequent flyers. Yeah, get dehydrated up there.

Yep. I reckon that's on the list. Next, anyone that works outdoors. Yep, landscapers, builders. Yep. So that's on the list. At the start of your job, you're all tanned and ripped and stuff. And then 15 years later.

You get a bit leathery. Yeah. Yeah. Corporate professionals. Really? Which that covers a lot of people. That's very generic. And they put it down to air conditioning in certain buildings.

All the people who work outside are yelling at the radio right now. You guys are complaining about your air conditioning? What I wouldn't give for a bit of air conditioning. Healthcare workers. Yeah. And the last couple, anyone that works in hospitality and beauty industries. Hospitality.

Oh yeah. So like working at a bar. Beauty? Beauty industries, yeah. Massage therapists. Yeah. Facialists. It says What's the thing that ages you about being a beauty therapist? Well, this is what it says.

Can't you jump in the chair for a quick treatment? Yeah, I mean, depends what you're doing, I guess. It says, These people face continual exposure to dehydrating conditions like air conditioning, harsh weather, prolonged screen time and irregular sleep patterns, all of which exacerbate skin dehydration and aging. Yeah, right.

Okay. So it's a bunch of different things and obviously different for each profession. Yeah. I found it quite funny. Someone text through, shots fired at the breakfast show host. They said, I've never heard anyone complain about how shit their job made them feel more than those who work in breakfast radio.

It is rough. I've worked in breakfast radio. Yeah, the hours are rough. You're a shift worker essentially because you're waking your body up at a time that you shouldn't be awake. But so are nurses who go to work at that time but don't finish work at 9am. I was going to say, and then they do

a 12 hour shift. Oh, but no shade. work at 9am. I was going to say, and then they do a 12 hour shift. Oh, but no shade. No shade. We sit here in our afternoon ivory tower. You know who's not on the hardest list of jobs? Afternoon radio DJs. Someone just texted her and they said, so just being an adult and existing

by the sounds of things ages you. No, and air conditioning. And air conditioning. And sun. Add those all to your list. Happy St. Patrick's Day, Brie, by the way. Oh, happy St. Paddy's Day. You got any Irish in you?

One time I did. It was a short time, about a three-month period, I think. Nice. Yeah. You? Yeah, but not like that. Like what? In the way that...

Anyway. I thought we could put in a call to an Irish bar this afternoon. Obviously, it's their big day. Yeah, check in. And my idea is we ask if there's a quiet place that we could come and send some emails this afternoon. We pretend that we don't realise that it's St Patrick's Day. Their biggest day.

Their biggest day. of the year. They won't even want to pick up the phone to us let alone entertain our dumb idea. But could we get away with We send a quiet space. Maybe take a Zoom call. Or Wi-Fi would be an essential. Yeah, Wi-Fi would be good.

Sorry we can't come to the phone right now. Just leave us a message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Jeez, that's a big day. Big day. I can't exist in the fog. No, there's got to be more than one Irish bar. There's plenty more.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, I've got another one for us. We call Danny Doolins in the viaduct in Auckland, yeah? All right, let's call him. Have you been there recently? I haven't been there for a little while, maybe a year. But, I mean, if I know Danny Doolins, always going off. I haven't been there in daylight.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah. Ever. Let's give him a call and see. Surely they'll pick up the phone. Surely they're not too... Hi there. You've reached Danny Doolins.

Sorry we couldn't come to the phone. We probably didn't hear it. The band are going off. Yeah, it's okay. Make a booking on Coral Better Functions. And that's what people love, Danny's. Damn it. Okay, does anybody know any other Irish bars?

I've got another one. Do you want to call the Green Man Pub? Yes, in Wellington. Jeez, between the bog in Christchurch, Danny's in Auckland, and the Green Man in Wellington, we are canvassing the greatest Irish establishments this country has to offer. I wonder why.

Yeah, yeah. Kia ora. Welcome to the Green Man pub. Our opening hours are 11.30 till late Monday to Friday. Yeah, now. That's now. It's now. If you have a function inquiry, visit the. Or email us at fun at...

Alright, thank you. You want to try another one? Yeah, okay, we've come this far. Where are we going? We can go to another Wellington Irish pub. JJ and... JJ Murphy's? JJ Murphy and Co.

On Cuba Street. If that's what doesn't work, I reckon we just go to Starbucks. It's green. Yeah. Come on. We're trying to get through to an Irish bar on St. Patrick's Day to ask if they've got a quiet spot with some Wi-Fi that we can send some emails.

This is backfired, though. Oh, here we go. She's clearly not Irish. Go on, one more. One more. Do we want one more? What's this? Jack Hackett's Irish pub on Dixon Street. Thanks for calling Jack Hackett's.

You're welcome. Oh, here we go. The bar. Transferring you to one of the team now. Okay, great. Thank you. Here we go. We're on here. I'm very confident they'll answer. Here we go.

Jack Hackett, how can I help? Hi there. My name's Clint. I was just wondering, do you guys have Wi-Fi in it, Jack Hackett? Yeah, we do. You can just ask the team for the code when you're there. Cool. I'm not from Wellington. I'm just in town for the day.

I was hoping, is it like a quiet corner? I could come and send some emails this afternoon. Yeah, look, I can't guarantee how quiet the venue is going to be. We are kind of a bit of like a sports bar and Irish pub, so it might be a little bit busy today. Is there a game on today? Oh, it's just because it's St. Patrick's Day, so we're expecting to be a little bit busy today. Is there a game on today? Oh, it's just because it's St Patrick's Day so we're expecting to be a little bit busier than usual.

What? Yeah. Okay, thanks. Check up on you. Okay, quick round the room. Was that worth it? Did we think that was worth it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was totally worth it. Undoubtedly worth it. I wanted to give was worth it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was undoubtedly worth it. I wanted to give up after the third bar. That might be the best gag we've done on this show all year. What? What? What? Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody.

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