ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th March 2026

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

The return of Irish or Lie-rish.  Brutal nicknames you got.  Our first roaster for The Roast of Bree & Clint - Liv Mckenzie!  The top 8 songs for NZ's Unofficial National Anthem.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's Z-M's Brean-Klin podcast. ZDem's Brean-Klint, thanks to KFC. Go, let's go. I think I met you in the dream last month. Zed-Ans, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody.

Welcome to the Bree and Clint show. We're behind the scenes. We've been working our little tit-A's off this afternoon, haven't we? Yeah, I'm down to an A-cup. Oh mine are concave. Mine have gone back into me. We have been doing the legwork first and foremost to find this unofficial national anthem. It's not a job that we take lightly.

No. And the quarterfinals will launch this afternoon. We're currently in the round of 16. And some of them, usually by this stage when there's like an hour of voting left, usually it's pretty clear cut. But there are two or three battles that are still going on that are too close to call. Yeah, they're very close, like literally one or two percent in it. So if you haven't voted in the current round of battles to crown the unofficial national anthem of New Zealand,

we're talking Scribe, Dave Dobbin, 660. Tina from Turner's. Oh, yeah, Tina from Turner's doing quite well. Yeah, she's still in it. Then you've got an hour to go and vote on this round. Yeah. And it is so close that your vote could literally be the difference. So if you want to vote, it's very easy.

We're not going to make you go to a website and log in. Who goes to a website anymore? Just go to our Instagram page at Brian Clint. It's on our Instagram story. You can vote there. Yeah, it is a bit of fun. Also on the show, we're going to go searching for a name in a haystack where the amount of money that someone will win today is $3,050.

We're also going to announce the first comedian who has signed on to roast us in the roast of Brean Clint. That got announced yesterday. That's going down on the 8th of May. at the Q Theatre. It's good to know, you know, the comedians that don't feel bad that they're going to have to absolutely, you know, stomp on all of our hopes and dreams. Well, no one said, no, I couldn't do that yet.

They've all been like, yep, we'll do that. I'd love to do that. When is it? I'll do it now, if you want. So we'll announce that person before 5 o'clock, the first roaster, joining the roast of of Breanne Clint. We're going to play Trady versus Lady first, though. And if you're keen to win yourself $50 cash and contribute to the first,

to either the Trady or Lady column you can call us now. Oh, 800 dial ZM is the number, and how did we not mention? Happy St. Paddy's Day, the return of Irish or Lyrish. See, these titties have literally been worked off. They're behind me. They're so, so often. Play Z&M's Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty.

This is ladies. Here we go, the Trades and the ladies. The Trades, they're on 16 wins for the entire year, and the ladies, they're on 23. Let's go to our lady Trady first. She's in Todanga, she's 25, and she's a certified K-9 behavioralist and a teacher in training. Impressive, welcome to the show, Georgie. Hi, Georgie. Hello, how you guys doing?

Yes, good, thank you. How long have you been doing that for? I've worked with dogs for several years, and then recently started my teacher's training a few years ago. Yeah, nice. Human teaching. Human teaching. Oh, wait, I thought it was dog teaching.

No, I know. I know you did, and that's why I thought we'd clarify. God, you're just teaching all different types. It doesn't matter if they're canines or human beings. It's just everyone. That's like kids and dogs are my forte. Yeah, interesting, interested to see which one you find harder after you're qualified. Oh, one of them slightly noisier.

I'm assuming the kids. The kids. The kids on the day. You're taking on our lady from Christchurch today. She's 30 and she likes sushi. Welcome to the show, Ivana. Hi, Ivana. Hi.

What's your favorite type of sushi? Krispy chicken. Oh, good choice. You like a dragon roll, Ivana? Oh, yeah, I do. Yeah. It's real good. Yeah.

I'm a chuna avocado girl myself. Oh, nice and simple. Yeah. Yeah. With a bit of QPy mayo? Oh, stop it. All right, sushi fans. Let's go with your names as buzzers today.

Georgie and Ivana, the first person to get three correct answers is getting $50 cash from KFC. Here we go. Best of luck. Question number one. It's St. Patrick's Day today. Name a famous Irish person. Any Irish person. Georgie?

Yes, Georgie. I could be totally off. Connor McGregor. Yeah. Connor McGregor is on the money. Well done. You're on the board. That's who I thought of first.

I think of Bono straight away. Oh, do you? Or, um, Nile Horan. I don't know if I've ever heard Bono speak. Okay. Yeah. Bono from you too. Yeah, no, I know Bono, but yeah, I can't remember hearing him speak.

Okay. Weird. Okay, question number two. Lizzie McGuire was a popular TV show back in the early 2000s. Who played the character Lizzie? Hillary Garry. Giovanni, me. Georgie is, you both, you both said the answer.

And then Georgie was the first one to use her buzzer. Georgie, the answer is Hillary Duff, Lizzie McGuire, what a movie. We're all big fans. And that is correct. It is Hillary Duff. Two to the Trades.

You need this one, Ivana, to stay in at. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Georgie. Georgie for the win. Ed's here and Goldway, girl. She's got it. Well done.

I feel for you, Ivana. You were right there in that one. It didn't deserve to be as clean cut as it was. It was a tough old day for you, but a good day for you, Georgie. You've picked up the 50 bucks. Woo, thank you. My partner's going to be soaked. Very good.

Bree and Clint, that means the tradeies go to 17. Correct. The ladies are on 23. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint podcast. It's St. Patrick's Day and welcome back to a brand new edition of Brean and Clint's Irish All Irish. Where you give us your best Irish accent And we have to guess whether it's real, you're Irish Or it's fake and you're putting it on.

Lirish. We don't know. We haven't talked to any of these people, only our producers have. Welcome to the show, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hello. Happy St. Patrick's Day, Rach. Thank you very much.

What do you? I just want to say long-time listener, first-time caller. Way! Go, Rachel. Good to have you on. Thank you. What sort of drink you're looking forward to having after work today to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, Rach? I like Guinness, I would say Guinness, but it will be a beer.

It'll be a beer. Oh, a Guinness or a beer? So she likes to change it up. I think Rachel's the real deal. I think she's the real deal as well. She's Irish? Yep. Rates, you Irish?

I am indeed. Yes. Have you been there for a while? To be sure. You've been in New Zealand for a while? I have. I've lived in New Zealand for 20 years. living in Christchurch.

Yeah, lovely, Rach. Well, we love having you on the show. Happy St. Paddy's Day, Rach. We're one from one, Bree. It's a good start. It is a great start. Let's go to Dion. Hi, Dion.

Hi, Dion. What about she? O'ie, okay. Happy Simpatti's Day. Dion, how's your day been so far? Okay, good. So I was worried about ringing because one of the things that you judge

and Irish accident on mostly is what you've just heard from the last caller, and that's like what we call a potato muncher. the diggly deep potatoes from themselves. So you may, often people don't necessarily equate an accent from the north, what we call Northern Ireland or Northern Ireland. Lovely. Dion, where's... Gee, Dion knows is shit either way.

He really does. He's either really researched this and he's been waiting for us to play this. Yeah, this is his Super Bowl. Or he's actually from Northern Ireland. Whereabouts? Yeah. Whereabouts, Dion? Great question.

So I went to Sullivan Opera School, County Down Hollywood. Postcode BTAT. Now, you may not know, but County Down is where there's a little golfer from County Down by the name of Rory Macleroy. Uh-huh. I know him well. All right, Dion, we believe you. But also, the only way you could get away with saying potato muncher on a live broadcast would be if you're a true Irishman. So we believe that you are.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you answering for me? Yeah. Do you not? It's very elaborate. He gave a lot of information. Yeah. Because he's Irish.

It's almost too good, do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's almost too believable. Okay, are we splitting the vote? Yeah, let's split the G here. Okay, I say Irish, brief says Lirish. Dion. From Christchurch in New Zealand.

Oh, you know what? Dion. Dion. Deon. Too much, too much. much information. That was the only thing that tweaked me, Dion, where you know, when you're lying, you give too much, you know?

And that's the only thing that gave it away. Other than that. I tell you what, though, Dion, you do that voice, you do that character. You drink for free at the bog tonight, I guarantee that. Bloody oath. Thanks, Dion. Bloody good. That was a stellar display from Dion.

Shut up, Bree. You're crazy. Yeah, you looked at me like, you're an idiot. And I was like, I've got a gut feeling. Well, well, it comes down to Kieran. Hi, Karen. Good afternoon, Brian. Clint, how about it is you? Very good, Karen. How are you?

Very good, Karen. I'm not too bad. I'm Grant. Whereabouts in Ireland, do you from? I'm from a little town called Greystone, which is about 30 minutes out of Dublin. Did you say 30? Yeah, 30 minutes out of Dublin, a little country town up there and the like. Do you have a favorite? Yeah, sorry to cut you off.

Karen, do you ever favorite local Irish band or music? artist that you like to listen to when you're home in the Emerald Isles? I don't mind my tap dance and my tidily day, tidily day, but I'm a big fan of this December. You cannot go to parts of Caribbean. I'll be having Guinness today, but I'm actually a big magnus cider man. Yeah, yeah. I'll bet you. All right, Karen.

Do we think that he is double-bluffing us, too? No. And that he is actually Irish. No. And he has intentionally ruined his Irish accent to make us believe that he's, Lairish. God. Am I overthinking it now?

I think you're overthinking it. I think Kieran has called up and he's done a very good, bad impression of an Irish person. Yeah, my gut says the same. But I think he's Lyrish. Karen, you Lyrish?

No way, what are you talking about? I'm Irish as they come. No, it's time to be honest with us, Karen. No, it's time to come clean. Oh, how did you know? Good man, Kierin. I thought it was perfect. Nah, you were pretty bloody good.

You had some good references. Yeah, but the diddley Dee gave it away for me. Dittly Diddley, Dittly Diddley. I haven't got to have to do with the border together. Tority. Oh, Doty. Oh, Karen. That was good.

It's Irish or Irish. Zidens, Ranclant. The tea live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Yesterday was all about the Oscars and the best in film of the last 12 months. Around Oscar time, they always announced the Razies as well, which is the worst of film from the last 12 months. And, Dean, you've got some winners, or is it losers for us? Yes, it depends on how you look at it.

So the Razies are literally the worst films, the worst acting of the year. Now, just for context, I mean, the movie called The Bodyguard, starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner, that actually won the Razzie for worst movie at the time. Oh, okay. Did it actually? Yes.

Even though that song was actually, you know, I mean, the biggest song in any movie, probably ever, probably except for the Titanic song or something. So, like, the context is that, like, sometimes they just, it's very playful as well. But the big winners for the Razies this year, and this is probably not playful, this is probably serious. No White remake. It was the one that won that pans down most of the Razies. I mean, from the act, from the movie itself to Rachel Zegler's performance, people absolutely despise it. The thing they just buys was a lot of the AI-generated actors. Like that at all.

Wouldn't it as me. I think that movie costs $250 million. What? Yeah, we talked about it because you told us how much money that film lost, and we were calling it Snow Woke. That's right. Yeah, because they kind of changed the story of Snow White as well, which you just don't do to a Disney film.

Yeah, you can't touch big details like that. No, you can't. War of the World is another one that's very well. is a Razzie. I'm not so familiar with that movie. This War of the Worlds was a remake of War of the Worlds that no one asked for. And there's been a lot of remake of War of the Worlds. The Tom Cruise one is probably the most famous.

This was one with Ice Cube and Dakota Johnson. And everyone saw the trailer and they're like, why are we doing another War of the World? Gosh, she hasn't been on a very good run. Didn't Madam Webb get a Razzie last year or the year before? From memory? Yeah. It did.

Another star who's up for all one. Brasie, Rebel Wilson was named Worst Actress for her role in Bridehard. Can I tell you something? Rebel Wilson, I think she needs a year off or something. You know what I think? You know what I think? I think she needs to move back to Australia

and get funny again. Yeah, and chill. Yeah. I don't know, if you Google the most recent, this is not to digress, but if you Google the most recent lawsuit about her and her alleged PR team allegedly wanting to do a smear campaign

on someone. Just Google that and you'll see what I'm talking about. She needs a new team around her and a break. Wow. Okay. There's some covert goss for you from our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. ZD.N's Branklin. The round of 16 voting for our unofficial national anthem is about to close, by the way. So we're into quarterfinals straight after that. There'll just be eight songs left to vote on this afternoon and we'll get those live by five o'clock this afternoon. I saw a post today that said the best and most brutal nicknames are the ones that hone in on your biggest insecurity or your most obvious flaw as well. One's where people go, you can't talk about that. You can't make fun of someone for that. And you go, well, we do,

and we've been doing it for so long now that it doesn't seem inappropriate. Seems so mean. I went through some of the nicknames that are on the post. Okay. And they're right. They are too far. And they are mean, but they're also quite funny. Would you like to hear some of them? Yes. Okay. So one of them on there says,

A kid from my school's nickname was Simba, because his uncle killed his dad. Oh, that's dark. That is dark. A guy at my work gets called teacup, because he only has one ear. That's so mean. I get called Carlin.

engine because of my stutter? Oh. That's not nice. It's not even catchy car engine, is it? Nah, it doesn't even, like, roll off the tongue. Hey, car engine. Nah. Yeah.

Like, if you called him two-stroke. That's better. You know? That's better. That's better. That's da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, yeah. My friend gets called Batman because both of his parents are dead.

Oh. That's awful. That's awful. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-bat-man. One of my mates is called Aladdin because his wife divorced him and all he got in the settlement was a rug. Brilliant.

Brilliant. Aladdin is a good nickname. Yeah, yeah. I am white A.F. And I have a brown birthmark on my face. And my friends call me Tortilla. It's right there. Yeah. It's right. You're not going to not...

That's so mean. You're not going to not talk about the birthmark, are you? My uncle would call my brother light bulb because of the size of his forehead. Adult to children bullying nickname? Yeah, not nice. That says a lot about your uncle, doesn't it? It does. Yeah.

And why is it always the uncle? Because they can leave. They don't have to deal with any of the insecurities. But I remember getting bullied by a couple of my uncles. Yeah, yeah. Like, why is it always the uncle? Yeah, because they don't care. They just give you massive insecurity and then leave

and they don't see you again until next Christmas. When they do it all over again. These are brutal nicknames which prey on a person's biggest insecurity. It says, I met a guy with one eye who introduced himself as 2D because he could only see him two dimensions. That sucks. There was a kid at my school called Giant because he was a midget. That's not even creative.

Just going for the complete obvious. Why do you call him giant? Well, my netball coach used to call me Darth Vader because I have asthma. Pass it here. Can a coach do that? Can a netball coach do that? My dad's friend is very short, so they call him February. I like that one.

It's the shortest month. That's good. That's funny. Last one, there's a guy that lives near my best. parents named cell phone because on one of his hand he only has the thumb and the pinky finger left. Would I only work if that guy's a millennial. It doesn't work if he's a Gen Zed because they do the phone like this.

With the whole hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they don't do the phone with the two fingers. They should just call him phone call. Yeah. Yeah. Or Shaka bra. Shaka bra's pretty good. We tried coming up with some brutal nicknames for each other.

It's too hard. Mm. Or are we too nice? I just like everyone too much. Yeah. Is that what it is? Yeah. I mean, you could suggest some for us if you've got one.

Yeah. I did come up with one for Claudia. What was Claudia's? I called her the broken gate. Why? Because she says she swings both ways. Oh, my. It's quite funny, actually.

I literally wrote down just Aladdin for her because she loves a vest. I don't like that. And rugs, to be honest. Oh. Three. Time out. Yeah, you're in timeout. Time out.

I'm going to stand over here. Yeah. I put myself in time out. Oh, no. Time out. You're right, Aladdin? I'm going to put myself in time out. Oh, no.

Oh, 800 dials at M. Or you can text it into 9669696. What is the brutal nickname that you or your friend has? And why is it brutal? Like, what's the origin of the nickname that makes it so ruthless? Because it normally comes from, obviously, yeah, like we said. Truth. A very deep, rooted truth.

Yeah. It's an insecurity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you worried that Aladdin's going to stick? Because it wasn't bad. I quite like it. How do you go home? How are you getting there, yeah?

Z&M's Brian Clint podcast. We're just going through these brutal nicknames that people have. The nickname that preys on your biggest insecurity. And some of them are quite good. There is some very good ones. This might be at the tippity top for me. Might be one of my favourites. Someone said,

Shortman called Anthony. We nicknamed him Shetland Tony. Shetland Tony. Oh, she's. That's good. Jordan's called through. Gooday, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Good day. How you guys do?

Good, thanks. Is it you that is suffering from a brutal nickname, Jordan? Yeah, yes. I'm 27 now, and it's been around since I was 16, so about 12 years. Oh, geez, that has stuck quite for quite some time. Give it to us, Jordan. What and why? So, when I was 16, my mate let me borrow his motorbike, a road bike, and I was borrowing it for a little while, and took it out on a nice road and fell off at quite a great rat a knot.

And totaled the bike, broke my leg, broke my hands. And ever since then, oh, and then I have another accident when I was 18, and ever since I was 16, I got the nickname Crash. Crash, yeah. I mean, it fits the bill. Yeah. Yeah, and no one's lending your bike again. They should have called you Bandicoot.

Bandycoot's better, yeah I was speaking like road rash or something Yeah like bandicoot at least Like you have to think a little bit And be like oh because you crash all the time Or road kill Yeah Yeah well whenever I'd get introduced to new people

That'd be like oh why'd you crash And then the story would start And it started getting a bit embarrassing Yeah I've just managed to get it to one friend group now So it's not now You've just called a radio station And we've just roasted you all over again

Road Rash So yeah Remember that nickname? We've got to bring that back. Okay, some good ones that have come through and some quite elaborate ones too. Someone said, a guy my husband works with

has a wandering eye and his nickname is mortgage because one eye is fixed and the other one is floating. That's very good. Someone says, my mum calls me Kevin. Kevin from home alone

because in my brain there's no one home. Oh yeah, that's nice. This is elaborate. I got called bisexual gerbil at high school because there was a kids show called Ronald Rat in the UK and one of the characters was Kevin the gerbil and my name is

Kevin Bisex hence bisexual gerbil Far out I think it's Bissix not Bissex but it's spelt Bicex So you're always going to be on a hiding to nothing With a last name like that at school Yeah you're asking for trouble

Someone said We have a mate called Wheelbarrow And it's because he only works when he's pushed It's good My dad and his good Ozzy farmer Humor gave my Townie brother-in-law

a nickname because he had no skills on the farm and often broke things he called him passion fingers because everything he touched he effed Wow

Passion fingers This one's pretty good My husband calls me Maverick And it's because I use a CPAP machine I like that I like that one

Someone texted in and said We could call Bree Flooty If you know, you know Someone said we should call Ella upgrade Why upgrade? Yeah, why upgrade? It doesn't say

Is it because I've always wanted to go First Class, upgrade to first class? That's not a nickname No I don't know I get called Miss Tickles Because my first name is Tess That's good

Someone said My brother had a mate called Pid His real name was Stuart But rather than call him Stu they used Pid Stupid Very good I got a Stiffy in year 7

So my nickname was Uncle Stiffy For three years Why do they call you Uncle Stiffy? Don't ask Don't ask Remember this I called one of my very rude friends durian because he stinks like

whey. Is that what durian the fruit smells like? Does it smell like wee, does it? I don't know, I've never smelled it. Oh, your mate stinks like we? And you don't just call him piss? I got called shit stain because I pooped my pants once when I had diarrhea in year seven.

Oh, that's not even clever. And it doesn't count. It wasn't even high school. It doesn't count. Oh, year seven. See, I went to a combined. So my intermediate in high school were together. You think that counts? It's pretty hard to live down anything you did in year seven. No, but I'm just saying, I'm not saying if it is hard to live down. I'm saying should you get a pass?

Should a kid be bullied for shitting their pants in year seven? That's what I'm asking. For the rest of their life. I think you get a pass. Well, arguably no. Like, isn't that experience, like traumatizing enough? But like we're about to find out with the nickname Aladdin, if it sticks, it sticks. You don't have any control over what sticks.

I'm not saying it stuck, Claudia. I'm not saying... Bringing it up again, though. I feel like you really want it to stick. Claudia, look, I mean, you choose your destiny. If you start dating a girl named Jasmine, though, it's all over to you. If you get a monkey,

not me, but I used to work with a guy when I was waitressing called Kit Kat. It took me about seven months to figure out why. It was because he was missing a thumb on one hand, so he only had four fingers. Kit Kat. That's so mean. This one I quite like.

It says we have a friend that we call Backpack. Because when we play sport together, we're always carrying him. That's good, yeah. I like it. A former colleague of my boyfriend has a glass eye. They call him straight guy with the queer eye. The ZDM Podcast Network. Bring claims.

Let's get. But this is Let's Get Classical, the game where you and I go head to head with our producer Ella to see who is the best at guessing songs played classical style. Ooh, Mama, here we are again, another Tuesday. Who has the bitter musical ear? Me. So you say. But let's find out.

Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hello. If you did want to know, Brian Clinton, you did win last week. Did we? Wow. Okay, I thought Ella came back. It wasn't a happy victory.

Yeah, Ella kind of fumbled right at the end. She's never been a good loser. Neither have you been, darling. We're humble winners though. No, you're not. Notoriously humble winners. Notorious to be humble. You're doing that thing again where you get me out of my head.

You haven't even lost yet, okay? Just chill. She nearly swore. Let's jump into it the way the game works. They are pop songs reimagined in classical style, and you guys are guessing what they are. First team to two points takes home the win. Are you ready?

Buzz in with your name. If you know it, here's your first song. Clint Neil Horan, slow hand I hate this game Not bad It's pretty good I was right on your toes

And his tail There's one point for team Brian Clint Let's jump into another one Right on your toes Is that the same? No Jose, take me to church

That's it Yeah I had it too Well done We'd let her have that one Yeah we wanted you to get back into it Yeah We want to make it interesting He's really angry.

I'm not just in the zone. Okay, this is for the win. Clint. It's the script, Hall of Fame. It is indeed. That's where you can hang the picture of Bree and I. In the Louvre. No, I'm in the Lou.

No, you're in the Hall of Fame. And the Louvre, yeah. They don't hang losers in the Louvre. Only winners. We can hang you in the Lou. loser. We can't sleep with a little pillow, you baby. It's quite a big pillow, actually.

It's a full-sized body pillow. Lee and Jessica, you correctly picked Bree and Clint as the winners, and you get 50 KFC Chicken Dollars. Well done. Woo-hoo! Awesome work, guys. Well, I would be celebrating.

You knew from the start that we had in the bag, didn't you? I did. It's mostly attitude, and Bree and I have got the attitude. Oh, my gosh. Do you want me to try fight you? I love that I did absolutely zero today but I can still celebrate as a winner.

You're still going in the Louvre, baby! We won't see you there. I'm going to come and tickle you after this. You won't be allowed in. Suck it. It's ZAM's Breene Clinton podcast. Yesterday, you and I, Bree, very bravely announced the roast of Bree and Clint.

It's going down at the Q Theatre in Auckland. And today we're announcing our first roaster. Please welcome to the show. show, Billy T. Award nominee. An all-round good person who I'm sure would never say anything mean about us at all. She's a literal angel, which is the name of her show in the Comedy Fest

this year. Please welcome to the show, Liv McKenzie. There she is. Liv, have you been waiting for this day this opportunity to Rose Clinton and I, have you? Yeah, I'm so pumped. I'm incredibly excited about it. Would you call yourself a mean-spirited

person? generally but if I get the opportunity to be really awful I love to let it out I'm awful with I would say permission with validation and you do have permission in this it's a very unique situation we are literally opening a theatre to people

and giving them a microphone and saying please come and say the meanest things about Bree and I that you can think of it's pretty dumb from us to be honest when you think about it yeah yeah no you guys have made a massive mistake but that's what you've got to do for content. So it's kind of, it's going to be great.

Are you excited? Because if you think like a rat battle or a debate or even things like seven days, there's often a right of reply, like the other team can say something back. There is no right of reply, Liv. You can literally say whatever you want about Bree and I, and we can't do anything about it.

We can't say anything. Well, I didn't even think that. So now I really don't even have to pretend like I've got to be nice at all in any way, shape or form, right? I will remind you, Clinton, I will find you in the car park after the show. Oh, yeah, and beat you to a pole.

And we will beat you. Yeah, and you know what? I'll put my boxing gloves on, and I'll put my mouse guard in and we'll have a go in the car park. No, let's do that on stage too. I'll be really mean to you guys. I'll bully you and it will just beat the crap out of each other. And I think that'll be really beautiful.

Then I'll come to him with a classic man-assaults female. That'll go really well. Yeah, that's my roast, and just getting you to punch a woman. Liv, Liv, we don't really know what to expect from this. We've got kind of a vague idea. Are there any personal characteristics or traits or things about us that you're really going to,

you think you'll hone in on on this roast? Oh, that's a really good question. I think, Clint, you're quite hot, which is kind of hard to make fun of. Are you dumb? Bree, I'll defer to you. It took them a while to think about it, so I'd say yes. So maybe I'll hot one on that, I think.

No comment. For me, no comment. I'm not the one doing the roasting. Bree thinks I'm not hot and dumb. Yeah, that made me feel gross that comment, Liv. I am so sorry. Okay, sorry, I'll keep it. Ew, yuck.

Egy on the night. I like how you're like, you know what? Actually, we should cancel the roast. I've heard that Clint is hot and it's actually too much. to watch me and I don't want to know anymore so I'm done. Excellent start from me. What about old Bree? What do you think of her?

Bree? See, it's really hard with Bree because I quite want to get on Celebrity Treasure Island. Actually, this might be more of a suck up than anything else. You're going to get double roasted and Bree's going to get her ass kissed, I think. I'm open to that. I do love a good ass kissing.

Have you done many roasts before, Liv? Oh, we used to do them, I think, back in the day, but I haven't done in a while because I didn't like how mean it made me. Because then I'd be walking around just thinking really horrible things about random people. And then I was like, wait, why am I doing, you know, you're trying to get in this space to write the jokes? And I was like, oh, I don't like how this feels. But I did like judging the roast because I am quite

judgmental. So that was my favorite part. Well, we give you full permission. Like nothing is off the table. And we want you to go as hard as possible. Okay. All right. We're excited to get roasted by you, Liz. You can see Liv at our roast on the 8th of May at the Q Theatre. You can also see Liv in the comedy festival. Her own show, Literal Angel, is in the Comedy Fest this year.

I hope you wear those devil horns when you come and do the roast, Liv. Oh, good idea. Yeah, I will actually. You guys should get a room. Depending on how the roast goes, but I. That's our first roaster, Liv McKenzie, everybody. We'll see you soon, Liv. Hi, you guys. Thank you.

It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. It's a Tuesday, and on Tuesdays we go looking for a... Sorry. It's actually quite annoying. Name in a haystack! Sorry about that. I got too excited. Sound like you were mocking me.

It was 50-50? Yeah, I know. That's okay. Anyway, we move on. Anyway, we press on. It's the hardest game in radio. We look for a random name at a random business. day, if that person with that name answers the phone, we will have found a name in a haystack

and they'll get $3,050, Bree. The money is really getting up there now, but our likelihood of winning is still way down. Way down. Way down. Our producers pick the details independently. Claudia, what have you chosen this week? I've got the location. No, we banned Ella from picking the name.

She's in redemption. This is her real name. Yeah, this is her chance of redemption. Okay, fine. I believe in second, third and fourth chances. but we'll see. Ocean was a good name. That was terrible.

Ocean was the shittest name. Claudia, what's the business today? So last week we called the Rock Shop, and Bree thought it was the actual shop for rocks. So this week, it is an actual shop for rocks. Crystal Mountain. Oh, I love Crystal Mountain. Nice.

My name suits the vibe of this place. Okay. That's good. Ready? Ella, who works? It's going to be Move or something. Who works at Crystal Mountain? Phoebe? Yeah.

I thought you were going to say Ruby, so pretty good. Phoebe. Just like feels a bit spiritual, rocky. And that is the vibe of Crystal Mountains. Very hippy. It's very... Tree of life. Yeah.

So Claudia, please connect the call. And today, if... Who, Phoebe? Phoebe answers. She'll win $3,050. Come on, Fives. Good luck, everybody. Hi there.

Who are we speaking with? This is right. Hi Ryan, it's Brian Clint calling from ZDM radio station. How are you? Hi, Ryan. Good, thank you. Good. Hey, Ryan, weird question for you, but do you have anyone that works there with the name Phoebe? I don't know. I don't know them.

No. Do you, is there anyone that works there with the name Ruby? Not that I know. Diamond? No. Do you have any colleagues that work at Crystal Mountain? Yes. Sapphire? No.

No? Amethetheth? No. No. Ossidian? No. Onyx? No.

Okay. Jade? No. Okay. All good. All right, well we'll let you go. Thanks, Ryan. We appreciate your time.

Thanks, Ryan. No problem. Bye. See ya. There's a man of a few words. I love him. We love Ryan. It was efficient, though.

Wasn't he? You know? Does he even work there? I don't know if he does. He's just there and picked up the phone. But what we are sure of is no one with a name relating to a rock works at Crystal Mountain. However, they may be stoned.

We didn't ask if Crystal worked there. Oh, Crystal! Oh, Crystal from Crystal Mountain. Call Ryan back. Oh, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne. Oh, well, no rock names for name in a haystack. No name in a haystack.

So next week we will go and search again with a new name and a new business for $3,100. God, we're really between a rock. at a hard place with this one, aren't we? It's good, I like that. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. The first ever roast of Brie and Clint goes down on the 8th of May. It's part of the Comedy Festival.

It's going to be at the Q Theatre. The tickets for it are going on sale this Friday, and we will be roasted to a crisp by some of the best comedians in the country in front of 400 people, Bree. Yeah, just to make it clear, we're not doing the roasting. We are being roasted. We will sit there and we will be...

And we will take it on the... chen. Poked and prodded and grilled and basted. Basted. Stuffed. Skewered. And then roasted. Yep.

So we have to be ready for what comes at us, don't we? We have to have a thick skin and we have to have a good attitude and we have to be able to laugh at ourselves. Yeah, we need to mentally prepare. Today, our producer Ella has gone around the ZM offices looking for roasts for us to get us acclimatized, a guest. Is that right, Ella? Yeah, I just thought, you know, it's going to be hard on the day. so we'll warm you up. Yeah.

Preheat the oven, so to speak. You know, turn the barbecue on. Let it let it... Yeah. I can. I thought I had something. We almost got there, yeah. Don't get the vegan to do roast analogies.

I'm so close. I've never cooked a roast. Okay, we haven't heard these yet. Are you ready for our first roast? Yeah, sure. I can't see who they're for. I can only see who they're from. Okay.

The first roast is from... Oh, Claire. Lovely Claire. Claire wouldn't say a bad word. We love Claire. We love it. It's really hard to roast Brinklin because they're the most humble people I've ever worked with.

They've only made me book a five-star hotel for them twice. That was Clint. That wasn't me. I got a very good penthouse out of it. Do you remember the Instagram story? Yeah. And I got a normal room. You're the one that asked for the five-star.

Okay. Thank you, Claire. We can handle that. The next roast is from Maddie. Oh, we love Maddie as well. Oh, Maddie's a sweetheart. Yeah. What's Maddie got to say? Bree is the only person I know that can admit to shitting themselves in the ocean

and it's one of the least embarrassing things about it. I love how the story is no longer shitting in the ocean. The story is now shitting yourself in the ocean. Yeah, why does it become shitting myself? Like she didn't mean to? Yeah, it was an emergency. I didn't have pants on. I jumped into the water.

Why am I talking about it? Why are you talking about it again? I don't want to be talking about it again. We didn't ask. Next. Okay, thanks Maddie. The next one is from celebrity news reader, Bryn Rudkin. Oh, we love Bryn.

Oh, he's a sweet boy. Isn't he? What's Bryn got to say? I've read the news on some of New Zealand's most popular radio shows. And Brian Clint. That's on it. I've seen that. That's on his LinkedIn.

He used to read the news on our show. Yeah, and then he asked to be moved to a higher profile show. to the bigger show. That's why he got moved to breakfast. Okay, Bryn? Hey, Bryn, noted. Yeah. Okay, this roast comes from Jade.

Oh, Jade's lovely as well. Oh, Jade's so nice. In Dunedin recently, Clint was surprised he got the nicest room, but there was a reason we booked that one for him. Drama Queen. Me. Me. I just have high standards.

It's just... Yeah. I just have criteria. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And I think that's a positive actually. Thank you, Jade.

And finally, producer of the Fletchwood and Haley show Shannon. Oh, we love Shannon. Shannon wouldn't take part in this. She's one of the nicest people we know. Yeah, she's always so nice to our face. It's really hard to roast someone whose dog earns more than I do. Hashtag ad. Now, who is that directed at?

I think it's directed at you. I think it's directed at you. Really? Yeah. Elle is pointing at you. My dog doesn't have a pet food sponsorship. You literally just did a post with your dog today. Oh yeah, but he was...

He was a bit part. He was a prop. Yeah, right. Yeah. Isn't that what you said? We don't know who that was directed at. Isn't that what you said when you got the dog? You're like, oh, this will be great to use as a prop in my video.

I love this dog. He'll be so good for engagement. It'll make so much money. I think we did well with that. That's good. You feel the right? I feel like I got away Scott Free. Yeah, you did.

Yeah, are you okay? Well, they did broadcast the line, shit yourself in the ocean. But yeah, yeah, you got off Scott Free. It's bad when I think I've got off Scott Free when that has been said about me. The roasted Bree and Clint with the real comedians goes down on the 8th of May. The tickets will go on sale this Friday. Don't worry, we'll give you all of the information and all the links closer to the time.

But block it out in your diary. It's a Friday evening at the Cue Theatre in Auckland City. Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint All I want from my birthday banger. Well, let's get to some birthday banger, shall we?

Number one song when you turn 16. Who are we got first? We have Chris, who is going to do their partner, Emily's birthday banger. Giddy Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi, Tim. How are we?

Good, thank you, mate. How long have you and your partner been together? This month is five years. Oh, nice. We're engaged in. I've got one daughter. No way.

Oh, congrats, Chris. That's lovely. What's your partner's name? Emily. Emily, and what's her birthday? She went off May 1998. All right. You should get her tickets to the Bree and Clint Roast for her birthday.

It's on the 8th of May. Well, I might have to look into that. Yeah. I think you should. Your partner, Emily, was 16 and 2014, Chris. And on that day, this was number one. Calvin Harris. And summer.

Yeah, it's a banger. 2014 was peak Calvin Harris. It's a big song from him. Yeah. All right, tune, wait there. Chris, we're going to do Nikki's birthday banger. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki.

Hi, hi, hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Good, on my way home, so even better. Oh, we like to hear it, Nikki. What's your DOB? It's the 31st of the 7th, 1979. All right, that means you were 16 in 1995.

and Nikki, we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bagger. Oh, it's a goody. Yeah. Oh, good. You've got to be happy with TLC Waterfalls, Nicky. Well, I do sing that song I can with my daughters. Oh, lovely.

Oh, cute. Remember we almost saw TLC that year? They were meant to play Friday Jams live. Remember we interviewed Chile? Yes. And she was lovely. She was awesome. And she was so excited, excited to come to New Zealand.

and then one of them got COVID. Whereas now if they got COVID, we'd be like, all good. Just, you'll be right. Just stay away from the band on the stage. No, just do it. Hopefully they come back one day. One more birthday banger for Tanya. Hi, Tanya.

Hi, Tanya. Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, my gosh. It's been busy. We are planning for FY27 budgets and business planning, so it's been full on. but glad to be home cooking dinner for the fan. Wait, what do you do for a crust hit, Tanya?

Well, I'm actually officially the event manager, but I waste so many hats at work because I've been there since 2013, so I'm literally part of the furniture. She's a big girl businesswoman, she's got a real job, Brie, not like us. They're paying you the money you deserve, Tanya. I was really pleased to find Nikki's birthday

was before mine because I felt really old. Oh, well, now you've made Nikki feel bad. Yeah, yeah, he'd sacrifice Mickey. I love Nikki. And this was a great song. You cannot be happy with. Well, let's see, Tanya, if yours can match Nikki's Waterfalls, TLC. What is your birthday?

The 12th of January, 1981. All right, Tanya, that means you were 16 in 1997. And Tanya, here's your birthday bag. Let's go. Making life forever. Friendship never ends. This might have been the biggest song of FY97, Tanya. That was brilliant.

I loved them. I love them then. I still love them now. Yeah. Who does it? I know. Maybe some men. Tanya just says what she thinks, doesn't she?

I know, and I love her for it. No, no, you don't have to be sorry about anything, Tanya. Don't ever apologize. I think that about everything, because I find often in meetings and stuff, I've been told that I do not have a poker face. No, I can tell you we have no filter, Tanya. You don't need to convince us. And just to prove you wrong, this man is going to vote for the Spice Girls.

Wait, wait, wait, I have to tell you this first time call her. Oh! Go, Tanya. You told us everything else. You were too busy gas bag and Tanya. All right, you've got one vote. Do you have the other vote? Hey, Tanya.

I'm so impressed with your recent engagement and I love you. I love you both. Oh, geez. Every day. So come on, come on. I didn't need convincing Tanya. You've got it. Thanks for calling, Tanya.

We appreciate you. You know, she's the one that they put underwater to study. And turns out she could speak under their too. Green and Clint. Tanya's birthday banger from the year that she was 16, which was 1997, is the Spice Girls in wannabe. You know, it's not many songs, but that is one of those songs, if you were old enough, I guess, that you remember where you were the first time you heard it. Do you have that feeling? Yeah.

I know exactly where I was the first time I heard that song. Where were you? I was at my friend Aaron Beetle's house, and we were doing flips out on the grass onto a mattress. And he put that song on and we were like, this is sick. Just a couple of lads. It's so good. Doing flips to the spice girls. Yeah, nice.

Do you remember where you were? I don't specifically remember where I was when I first heard it, but I have this memory that always comes back into my brain, sitting in my room, playing that song over and over again on my CD player. Yeah. And spraying my impulse spice girls, deodorant into the lid and then smelling it. Just huffin it. Oh, that's good stuff.

Oh, that's so nice. Which Splash girl were you? Sporty. Sporty, yeah. Yeah. Me too. Flips. Yeah, nice.

Did you see she's in Australia at the moment, I think, promoting a new world tour that she's about to go on? Solo world tour. I think so. Like DJ, because she's, you know, she's DJ. Oh, that's right. She's a touring DJ now. We should have booked her for symphony.

Oh, that would have been a big. That would have been so good. Zid ends, Brian and Clint. Would you say Clint that a, out of you and I, you're the one that corrects the way I say words more than the other way around? Yeah. Yeah. I would say that's more how it goes.

Yeah. I say words wrong than you correct me. Yeah. I think I know how to say more words than you. Okay. Yeah. I would probably have to agree. I...

And it's not out of... I'm not being mean. Like I just want... I'd rather you... Like, wouldn't you rather you'd get it wrong with me, someone you can trust, and then I correct you, and then you go out into the world and you don't get it wrong in front of other people? Yeah. go with that.

I thought you'd be a great person to ask this question because I had a discussion with a friend of mine the other day. And we couldn't really come to an agreement on a particular word. Oh, okay. And I thought, you know who I'm going to ask? My friend Clinton. Me. He loves to tell people how to say things.

And I thought you're the man that's going to know. So if you're up for it, the word that we were deliberating over, and I'm going to show you the word on my laptop. And then you just tell me how to pronounce it. Sure, okay. Okay. And here we go. The word is...

Porsche. Porsche? Porsche. The car brand. Joey from Friends would say Porsche. Mm-hmm. But I would say Porsche. That is funny you say that.

Because we're about to call a Porsche. Welcome to Continental Cars Porsche. Okay. To ensure that you speak to the correct department. Please select from one of the following options. Press one for the sales department. Yeah, go that one. She could have had it wrong.

She could have... She's a woman, yeah. Well, she could have been AI. True, true. We don't know. Continental cast, Portia reception. Zara speaking. Hi, Zara.

It's Brie here from ZDM's Brin. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm very well. Hey, Sarah. I was wondering if you could help me out. A friend of mine and I were having a discussion

about how to pronounce the brand name that you work for. And I was just wondering if it's really easy, if you could just tell me how to pronounce the car brand name? I really hope that you've won the war. It's Porsche. Let's go! God damn it! Are you sure, Zara?

Are you sure? I know. I had to change my own ways. Oh, you were a Porsche before you started working for Porsche? I was a Porsche, yeah, I was a Porsche. And a few people are still a Porsche that come here, but it's Porsche. I bet you don't correct them when they come in with 100. $150,000 and you're like, you can call it whatever you want.

Yeah, 100%. Whatever you want, guys, I'll go with it. Well, I don't have that money so you can correct me. All right, Zara, you've been very helpful. Thank you, Zara. See you guys. Have a good day.

Bye. See you later. Wow. Okay. It's kind of changed my whole take on things. It's Italian, isn't it? Is it Italian? No, it's German.

Well, Lamborghini's Italian. Ferrari's Italian. It's German. Yeah, yeah. Porsche. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Which one did you? when you were arguing with your friend, which one did you say? I said Porsche as well. Yeah. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.