ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th May 2022

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. No, that's the end of the podcast. Oh my god. I'm having a bad day on the buttons. Leave that bit in the podcast, Sam. It makes me seem more, you know, human. You should listen back to the podcast and see what stuff I've been leaving in there.

It's an absolute goldmine. I love you, really. Yeah. I like that, Sam. Well, I won't listen to it out of principle, but how dare you? It's more real. Yeah, we've got to make you guys seem, you know.

Don't humanise me too much, you know. Well, look, that sing-along, that acapella sing-along you did to King George, that made it in there. You know, all of the times you've messed up the buttons for the intro, those have stayed in. That time you told me, oh, if Ben was here,

I'd get you to put the explicit warning at the start of this, but because he's not, I won't have you do that, and then I put it there anyway. Did you? Sam's on it. Quick family meeting. Who does this guy think he is? I think he thinks he's the fill-in producer.

He's doing a good job yeah oh king over here he had a hot take today and what was the hot take i'm gonna check that he's i'm gonna turn our mics off for a second and check that he's comfortable okay ray and i will talk amongst ourselves while you just do that so what have you been doing that what are you being up to oh they're back hey guys um i just checked that he was comfortable sharing what he said off here Is it a roasting? Oh it's a roasting It's just a passing comment Was it the end of Birthday Banger?

Oh no it was during Birthday Banger Sam and I talk about what song we'd pick because you guys might come to us You didn't go to Sam but Sam's response to your question would have been Clint always picks the worst song for birthday bang. Oh, shit!

I felt that one. I'm getting offspray from those shots, Vine. Oh, my God. I offered you to come to my house and take some of my CDs and now I know why you didn't come. He doesn't know what a CD is. No, he does.

I also don't know where you live. Well, yeah, I'm not giving you that information. Yeah, not now. Remember I told you he's a CD guy. He's still shooting. Do you like CDs? Yeah, no, this was a conversation he had with Manny McLean when he was here.

No, I talked to you about it too. Oh, no, no, no. It was me. Well, there's a secretLean when he was here. No, I talked to you about it too. Oh, it was me? No, it was me. Well, there's a secret for the show I was going to do later. Where's my CD? I might like a CD. Have you got Aqua? No.

Actually, I've got Aqua news to segue. Do you? So you know the song Barbie Girl? Not going to be featured in the Barbie movie? What? What's even the point of that movie? That's what people are saying. What's the point?

Well, I mean, Marnie Robbie, she's one good point. So, oh, yeah. Well, that's a, yeah, I'd tune in. I will only watch it for you. I will tune in. Yeah. That scene. She's my.

Mattel never approved the Barbie Girl song. Aqua got in trouble for the Barbie Girl song. Did they? Aqua. Mattel hate the Barbie Girl song. They should like it. Yeah, they should. It was great marketing for Barbies.

That was my first CD. Because little kids are loving that song. They are. You know? My sisters, I can't remember which one had it because I've got three sisters, but they had like the original Barbie movie soundtrack and it's the first one on there. Is it? So good.

God, I loved Barbies. All those songs would slap. I loved Barbies. Yeah. I was never a Bats girl. We had the Barbie Dream Pool. Is it? So good. God, I love Barbies. I loved Barbies. Yeah. We had the Barbie dream pool. Is that what it was called? Yes. The blue bottom with the waves.

Yeah, yeah. You'll love this, Anastasia. We had the Barbie horse float with the horses. Okay. And you put them into the float and then when you roll it, the horses go up and down. So mum never got me that. But I was well into poly pocket era at

that point oh yeah poly pocket was big i was robert poly pocket girl by the end just strictly for chewing them you chewed them yeah i don't know did you guys have tamagotchis oh yeah but we went did you have one sam yeah there was two kids in a different tax bracket. Tamagotchis weren't that expensive. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, sorry, stop. I hate that. You can't just say that the toy that you didn't have was only for rich kids. About every toy, people do that like,

oh rich. They were like 30 bucks. Tamagotchis were, but there was definitely toys. You know what was a toy that was definitely for rich kids? What? Was those Sylvanian families. I knew kids were rich when I saw them driving in the battery

powered Jeep or the Mercedes or those cars that are powered by battery. Or a Kawasaki Ninja. Yes. Remember the Kawasaki Ninja? Kawasaki Ninjas rule because Kawasaki Ninjas are cool. Give them all a blast. Man, I wanted a Kawasaki Ninja song. Yeah, the Range Rovers. Kawasaki Ninjas rule because Kawasaki Ninjas are cool. Give them all a blast.

Man, I wanted a Kawasaki Ninja so bad. That's how you knew people were rich. Yeah, that's true. When they had those toys. Didn't you? And now. What about Crocodile Mile? What's Crocodile Mile?

Did you have Crocodile Mile? The slide with the jump at the end into the pool and you go through the crocodile's mouth. We don't want your 60s games up in here. We used a piece of plastic my dad used to use to plant trees and it worked perfectly. Haggard was a slip and slide. That's what a crocodile mile is. Oh, okay.

We got banned from slip and slides because we made one down the side of the damn wall and my brother went too fast and went through the barbed wire fence there was a there was a campground near gore that i went to a couple of times as a kid they had a concrete slide and you and you jump in a wool sack you got your you got your helmet on which has been like sprayed with a you know a couple of squirts of disinfectant whack that on the next kid's head you're knit free. And so you jump in the wool sack, kind of like hug the loose bit around you so it's all tight.

And then you start. It's coming steep at the start, and then it goes flat in the middle for a short bit, and then it goes steep on the last bit, and you just like fly off the middle section. I wonder if this establishment is still running. Oh, yeah, it's still going. You're largely fine, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just a few bruised tailbones. That is wild. And that is so good campground. I can just picture it. You know what is the equivalent of those battery-powered toy cars now for kids? Yeah. You know how you can tell a kid's rich now? How?

If they've got, like, sweet drones. Like, the drone is like, you know, when kids are like, oh, this is my drone. I'm just going to plug my iPad mini into my drone control. That just pisses me off. You know? The bloody drones. They're everywhere. They're always watching.

I feel like your energy's come down a wee bit, Clint, ever since, you know. Yeah, that was. Would you like to make a family podcast? You're still reeling. Apology? We didn't go deep into that. Look, okay. What Sam has said. Would you like to apologize?

So, so, so, so today I chose Adele. What was your thinking? And you chose Iggy Azalea. Yeah. We both lost to Robbie Williams. Sam, what song would you have chosen? Iggy Azalea. Yes, Sammy!

He's trying to buy friends and influence people. Nah, he's good. He's clearly He knows music. Working away at the corporate later here, Clint. What is he really gonna do?

Sam knows Aussie rap. And that is some good Aussie rap. That's the category of rap to get into. Yeah, because it's there's not many people. It's the top echelon.

There's not many people in it people what are the other Aussie rappers like oh where do we start Hilltop Hoods Hilltop Hoods Illy yeah Illy's dope

don't forget about Illy I can't believe you guys don't play Illy here love Illy shit you'd joke but you would know who that

you would know some of the songs I don't know yeah that's cool there's some decent I mean There's no church in AP

In Australia Hilltop would be done And if Stasia had to come in With the obscure Rap reference At the end No New Zealand

The Kooks Yeah They do some raps Anyways Let's go I need to go home And lick my wounds Apologise to Clint

Apologise I'm sorry Clint Sorry Clint Sorry Well I didn't do anything Nobody needs to sayologise. I'm sorry, Clint. Sorry, Clint. Sorry. Well, I didn't do anything. Nobody needs to say sorry to me. I'm a big boy, okay? He's hurt. Shit music taste. Have a good night. I'm coming in. Well, howdy

pilgrim. What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Franklin's. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. It's three o'clock and that's the same number of coffees I've had this afternoon. Ooh, damn. Yeah.

Look out, caffeine hit. Yeah. I'm about to be very anxious and need to go to the toilet very shortly. Yeah, I don't know how people drink more than one coffee a day. Oh, no, one's for wussies. No, no, no, no. Wussies? Wussies, yeah.

Come on, step it up. If you're going to drink the... I'm drinking whiskey by three o'clock. I don't know about you, this wussy business. Today on the show, we're going to play ZM's retro petrol time machine again. What year are you going to get fuel prices from this afternoon if you can manage to get through at five o'clock? It's thanks to our mates at Gull, and we can give you some cash at five.

I'm hoping for 1942, because I think it'd be pretty cheap. How much do you think gas was in 1942? Oh, I can't even, what, two cents a litre? Did you have a tank back then or did you just? Maybe it was more like you bought carrots for your horse. Yeah. Nah, 1942 you had a car. Oh, no, I was just making a joke.

Oh, right. Yeah. You know, what is the cheapest? I got the joke. I got it. Yeah, yeah, no, you definitely got it. What's the cheapest you can remember fuel being? So I work, oh, no, I don't want to say that.

I'll show my age. No, go on. Probably 250. That's about as far back as my memory goes. No, for real. I worked in a gas station when it was 99 cents. And we, I remember changing the board to $1 and going, this can't last. This is outrageous.

This can't last. By the way, I was 14 years old. Okay. Just so we're clear. Just so we're clear. Just so we're clear. I was very young when I was working at a picture station. It goes to show how different the prices were.

Bree and Clint. Get ready, everybody. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint's Tradie vs. Lady. Right, as always, kicking off the show with the Tradies vs. the Ladies. The Tradies sitting on 43 wins. The Ladies sitting on 29. They're clawing it back, the Ladies.

They've been a long way down. They are slowly but surely clawing it back. Here to sink her claws in is our lady today. She's 24 years old. She's from Hawke's Bay, and she loves horse riding. Welcome to sink her claws in is our lady today. She's 24 years old. She's from Hawke's Bay and she loves horse riding. Welcome to the show, Paige. G'day, Paige. Hi. Do you own your own horse? I do

not currently. I used to, but yeah, no, not anymore. They're expensive, aren't they? Whose horse do you ride? They are really expensive. Where do you borrow a horse from? I help out at the riding for for the Disabled. So, yeah. Oh, lovely.

Good on you. That's lovely. Very cool. Let's meet your opposition today. They're 20 years old. Oh, they're also from Hawke's Bay. What are the chances? They're a painter by trade.

Please welcome to the show. It's Harry. G'day, Harry. Up the B. And now I'm going to do something here. Paige and Harry, do you guys think you know each other? I don't think so. No, I don't know Paige.

Well, you could. Are you keen on getting to know a horse girl, Harry? Oh, I've got a girlfriend. Oh, you've got a girlfriend. Oh, jeez. Paige probably has someone as well. Oh, I don't think she does. Paige is like, go. No, no, no, I'm single. Oh, I don't think she does. Paige is like, go.

No, no, no, I'm single. Oh, you're missing out, Harry. Here we go, Harry. Your buzzer is tradie. Paige, yours is lady. First to three gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. That was nearly the radio notebook right there.

I know, it could have been. It wasn't for Harry and his pesky girlfriend. So close. Question number one. Now, we fully support you, Harry. Here comes question number one, guys. What season is it currently? Lady.

Yes, Paige. No, crap. Why am I blanking? Autumn? It is autumn. You guys both made that way harder than it needed to be. You just got there. I could literally hear your brain panicking going, spring?

No, it's not spring. Paige is going to say spring. Okay, one to the ladies. All right, question number two. Just. Who was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars last night? Was it Vaz, Eli or Rhys? Trudy.

Yes, Harry. Let's guess for Rhys. He'll be devastated. He's still in the competition. He's still in there, yeah. Paige, you want to guess? Is it Vaz? It was Vaz.

The Vaz man. The heartthrob went home last night. Question number three, two to the ladies. You need this one to stop her, Harry. Yeah, I need this. Come on, here we go. Which is wider, Lake Taupo or Uluru? Brady. I'm going to give it to Harry to keep it competitive. Here we go. Which is wider, Lake Taupo or Uluru? Brady?

I'm going to give it to Harry to keep it competitive. Harry got in first. Harry? I don't even know what Uluru is, but I'm going to give it to him. Ooh, Ayers Rock. Ayers Rock, the big rock in the middle of Australia. Yeah, I'm guessing that. You're going to say the rock is bigger than the lake?

No, I'm sorry. I meant the lake is bigger than the rock. There he is. It is Lake Taupo with a width of 33 kilometres. Uluru, only 2.4 kilometres. Easy.

It is a big rock. Question number four, one to the tradies, two to the ladies. Around what price is the standard price of Converse high top chucks? Tradie. Yes, Harry. Is it is the standard price of Converse high-top chucks? Trudy. Yes, Harry.

Is it $90? Not close enough. Paige? I'm going to say $200. No, it's about $120 for a pair of standard high-tops. Is it? Yeah. $90 was closer.

Well, $90 was closer. Harry, you are correct in that. It was closer. Surely that's a point, right? No, no points. 2-1 to the ladies. Here we go. Alright, guys. Still 2 to Paige, 1 to Harry. Question number 5. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Harry. Yes, Harry, level it up. Jack Harlow. It is Jack Harlow. We've played it enough, so you should know who it is. Nice work, Harry. Question number six. This is the tiebreaker. Buzz in as soon as you know the answer. What time is 3pm

in 24 hour time? Trady. Harry for the win. 15 on a 24 hour clock. 1,500. Thank you for complaining. Oh, that's lucky. Oh, that's a blockhead. Oh, he's a wealthy ass man.

Oh, Harry. We're not going to accept 15. Oh, what a comeback, right? But you've done it. Well done. You clawed it back and you got the 50 bucks. Nice work, Harry. Thank you.

I've got a buzzy twin story to share. I find twins buzzy, G. Buzzy, G. Like the idea Identical twins Fraternal twins You guys Special

Fraternal twins Are still pretty cool But identical twins Are you a fraternal twin No not that I'm aware of Then pretty cool then Yeah yeah yeah Cooler than me

But The idea that you have An identical version Of yourself Blows my fricking mind What about The identical twins That are a mirror image of each other?

Oh. Oh. Have you ever seen those? No. So it's like even more rare than an identical twin. Yeah. So it's at a certain point the X. I can't remember exactly the T's and C's of it.

Like you're looking at a lake. But essentially, so you've got an identical twin. So if I have a freckle on the right side of my cheek, you'll have the exact same freckle but on the left side of your cheek. Buzzy. If you've got a fang tooth on the left side of your upper teeth, then they'll have it on the right side. Isn't that crazy?

If they're left-handed, then you'll be right-handed. Like everything. At that point, you're made to do like a mime circus act, eh? Isn't that crazy? They're the ones that really buzz me out. Well, I don't know if these are those kind, but they're identical twins, Jill and Erin from California. They said they're used to doing a lot of things together,

but one thing they didn't think they'd be able to coordinate so precisely was the birth of their sons. Whoa. I thought you were going to say to coordinate when they got their period. I was like, that's pretty standard for women if they're living together. They just have to share a house? No, you just have to live in the same house.

Okay, so the sisters were born a minute apart and they've just had their sons, Oliver and Silas, two different men, by the way. You never know. Just in case you're wondering. It's 2022. had their sons, Oliver and Silas, to different men, by the way. You never know. Just in case you're wondering. It's 2022. The babies were born on the exact same day despite having different due dates.

Whoa. Buzzy. Jill said it just feels like it was supposed to be. It's a little surprising because what are the odds of that happening? Well, the odds were pretty good because they planned and managed to get pregnant at the exact same time.

Well, that's, you know, I mean, you've definitely upped the odds by doing that, haven't you? But their due dates were 10 days apart. Yeah, still pretty wild. One of them needed an emergency caesarean and the other one was like, yo, screw it, I'm going to have the baby now too, and just went into labour. Wait, wait other one was like, yo, screw it. I'm going to have the baby now too. And just went into labour. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So one has had to have an emergency C-section. Yeah, so she knows she's going in for it? No, so she's went into labour naturally. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's not a, you know. Yeah. Like where they, you know where they schedule it and they're like, you're coming in on this day.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, if it was that, then not as buzzy. I don't know if it was the emergency one or the other one. Oh, no. It was a caesarean. But the other lady, no, no, no, no. She's first.

Caesarean one's first. Right. And the other lady's not due for 10 days. And then she's like, oh, I'm going to go into labour now too. So you're, well, you can't just choose when you go into labour. Well, she did, okay. No, she didn't. So you're positive the second one didn't go.

No, the second one was a natural. I didn't go in to be induced. No, she didn't. So you're positive the second one didn't go... No, the second one was a natural. I didn't go in to be induced. No, she didn't. Okay, that's pretty good. So Oliver came out at 6.39pm and Silas came out at 11.31pm. Who cares? It's the same birthday, right?

I mean, it could have been closer. Your mums have got the same... Oh, it could have been closer. Your mums have got the same birthday. You guys have got the same birthday. Buzzy twin story, right? That is... Buzzy. I want That is bubbly.

I want to hear some more buzzy twin stories this afternoon. Doesn't have to be a birth story. Just could be a crazy twin coincidence

that only happened to you because you're a twin and you can't explain it but you and your twin knew something that nobody else knew. Do you have telepathic communications?

My mum always says she does with her twins. Yes. She always says she has this story about her and her twin sister that when she gave birth to my brother, my mum, apparently Julie didn't know that she was in labour and she was like, Diane's just had the baby, exactly when my brother came out.

Was your mum nine months along and due to have a baby at any moment? Oh, it was any moment, yeah. We're talking buzzy twin stories. There's a couple of twins in California, identical twins, who have managed to have their sons on the exact same day, despite the fact that their due dates were 10 days apart. And despite the, I mean, it's crazy, even though they planned it. Even though they planned it, yeah.

I mean, you know, it's easy to say, oh, we want to plan it this way, but stuff doesn't go like that. Here's a better one. So Georgia from ZM has messaged me and said her twin friends had this exact same thing happen to them. They got pregnant on the same day. The due date. How did they, wait a second.

How did they know that? Were they like, okay, I'm going to go do this. Yeah. And you go do the same. Probably. That's pretty hard to tell. No, it's not. Not if you plan it.

Not if you're like, okay, we're going to do. Yeah, but I mean, if you're doing it like all around the other days. Oh, I see. You know. Maybe they're just doing it once. Let's just say it was. Let's just say it was. Can you just not.

Sorry. Ball break the story, please. I'm so skeptical. Bree's like, they're just doing it once. Let's just say it was. Let's just say it was. Can you just not. Sorry. Ball break the story, please. I'm so skeptical. Bree's like, nah. Nah, fake news. So they got pregnant on the same date. That's why they're identical twins. Okay.

They got pregnant on the same date. Got it. They ended up with the same due date. Got it. And the due date for the babies was their birthday. That's crazy. They both ended up having C-sections. Right.

And they both had boys. Wow. Buzzy twin story. I mean, that's mind-blowing Monday worthy right there. On a Tuesday. Let's get your Buzzy twin stories on. Antoinette, kia ora. Hi, Antoinette.

Hi, guys. How are you doing? Good, good. Give us your Buzzy twin story. When I was at a school camp, I didn't go on a trip because I had a sore neck and had to sleep instead and woke up to a dream that my sister had fallen off a cliff. Your twin sister? My twin sister.

I'm their twin sister, too. Whoa! Oh, my God. I have so many questions, but keep going. And, yeah, when they came back from the tramp that they went on, I found out that she had almost fallen off the cliff. Buzzy G. Okay, so you're a mirror twin, Antoinette.

Yes. Are you right-handed or left-handed? I'm left-handed. So that means your sister, your twin, is right-handed? Correct. What are the other things? Like, are there any markings or any other things that you're like, oh, we're mirror twins?

No markings, but our personalities are completely different. They're a mirror of each other. They're the opposite. Buzzy. Absolutely. Yeah. I find that so fascinating, mirror twins. Do you ever wonder you had the dream because she almost fell off a cliff

or she almost fell off the cliff because you had the dream? Yeah. I've never thought of it that way. You control her, Antoinette. She's your puppet. She's your voodoo doll, yeah. Sounds like it. Okay, thank you, Antoinette.

That's definitely a buzzy twin story. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Gideon. How are you? Good, thanks. What's your buzzy twin story?

Um, so I actually have friends, um, and their mothers are twins. Yes. And they ended up getting together with brothers. They're not twins, but they are pretty identical looking, which is quite weird. Yes. Yeah. And they've both, um, they've both had kids and they're pretty. They look the same. Yeah, they look the same,

even though the brothers aren't identical. Did they pick brothers because they're twins or they're like, we do everything together, so we have to get the same brothers because then we'll have the same last name when we get married. Is that why they did it? I don't actually know. I think they actually met separately,

which is quite fuzzy. Okay, that is fuzzy. Oh, they couldn't possibly marry for love. That is just a crazy thought to think about that for a second. If you're an identical twin and there has been those stories where... They have babies with identical twins? With identical twins, do the kids look the same? They'd look similar.

They could. They would look similar. Yeah. They'd have to. Lisa's here as well Hi Lisa Hi Lisa Lisa are you there?

Yeah I'm here Hello Alright give us your Buzzy twin story Go on So my sister and I The only difference Like we were identical

Identical right? Yeah So my sister and I When we were born The only main difference Was I had these two Tiny little Like bumps

On the side of my head, just little lumps. So the only difference pretty much growing up from one until about 14, the only main difference, obviously, other than personality, was those little bumps. So my sister and I, we think that just during the period of growing up, we might have accidentally swapped names because, like, maybe one day they went,

oh, like, oh, this is Emma, and they just started to go with that. Wait, has she got the bumps now? No, I've got the bumps, but during the period, like, before we were, like, during we were born, they were like, okay, so this is Lisa, this is Emma, but we think they might have accidentally swapped us.

Oh, what the hell? So we don't know. Yeah, it's a bit random. You don't know which one? So we don't really know. Did they not write on the birth certificate, Lisa, she's the one with the bumps? You would have thought, hey, but not apparently not.

Yeah. But they did not. Wait, that's such an interesting thought because that could have happened to a fair few twins. Oh, totally. Exactly. You know, like when you're a baby. I reckon it definitely has.

Like, when you don't know them yet, and they're babies, they can't talk. You'd have to write on them. Yeah. That bumps on your head. That'd be like Braille for your parents to figure out. No, apparently, well, apparently,

they form because my sister sat on me, like, sat on my head in the womb, apparently. So then that's how they form. I don't know. I heard that somewhere. Lisa, I thought that story was going somewhere completely different. I thought you were about to say it was like an I ate our third sister. We were triplets and I ate her and that's what the buds were.

And I was like, whoa. Bree and Clint. Listen up, my fellow relationship beings. Hevers. Hevers. Relationers. Relationers. Relationers. Come one, come all.

I've figured it out, Clint. Does Anastasia have to leave this conversation? No, she can listen in because this is good knowledge when she wants to get into a relationship. I only say that because she's single. It's a choice for her to be single, though. It's a choice. Yeah, it's a choice.

It is a choice. Look, I've finally figured it out, Clint. I have figured out the key to a happy and healthy relationship and it's just going to cost you a little bit of money. Don't say communication. Don't say, as everyone's like, the key is communication. Couples, therapy. Because I've tried communicating with my wife.

She doesn't want, she's like, less talking, please, less questions. Yeah, but see, you've figured out what you need in your relationship to shut up a little bit more. Right, okay. You know? Well, it's a big call. Tell us what the key to a happy relationship is. The key to a happy and healthy relationship is a robot vacuum cleaner.

I've figured it out because, Clint, this morning I went and purchased my first ever robot vacuum cleaner. Right. And my relationship has gone through the roof. Already? Oh, mate. Already? I have some audio here.

She doesn't know this, my partner, but she has been sending me messages all day. Glowing review. I love you so much. This is the best. It's so nice of you to think of me. I don't have to do any vacuum. I'm just getting all the compliments.

Right, okay. Here's the audio of my partner setting our robot vacuum cleaner off on her first journey. Susie's off. She's off on her maiden journey. She's so quiet. And so far. she is going to kill you for playing playing there but she does sound happy doesn't she wait wait wait oh the robot vacuum cleaner's a girl. Has she called the vacuum cleaner Susie?

Yeah, her name's Susan. Susie. Susan. Susie for short. Yeah. That's a cute name for a vacuum cleaner. Yeah. Right, okay.

So when I go home tonight. Just honestly clean. And I say to my wife, I know what's going to make you happy. No, you don't say it. And she says, what is it that's going to make me happy? And I say, a vacuum cleaner. You're going to be responsible for the fallout that happens after that?

No, no, no. You misheard me. So when I go home and say, Bree told me the key to pleasing a woman is giving her a vacuum cleaner, you stand by those comments? Technically. You don't say it to them. You just bring it into the home and they will love you for it. And tell her that's for

you. Exactly. Point to the vacuum cleaner and say to your wife, that's for you. No, you don't say that. You say, this is for us. Brie and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. This is about Pirates of the Caribbean and Dean, I haven't told

Brie the story yet, but reveal to us who they're talking about replacing Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. One of the stars, they've got two versions, one with the star and one without, Margot Robbie. Whoa. Margot Robbie.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Margot Robbie to replace Johnny Depp. She won't be Jack Sparrow, but she will be a star. She'll be Jackie Sparrow. Jacqueline. Jacqueline Sparrow. Jacqueline. They're creating two versions of the script. This is all from Jerry Bruckheimer, actually.

He said that they are developing two versions of the script. One, which stars Margot Robbie. By the way, Margot Robbie could play Jack Sparrow. Yes. Sparrow Jack. She could play a sparrow. She could literally play a bird.

She's that good. And I'm so excited for her. I'm here for her. Obviously, this is all in the wake of the Johnny Depp, Amber Heard saga drama we've talked about in the show. Here's the thing. Jerry Buckham has said this. He said when he was asked if Jack Sparrow would ever return,

he said not at this point. However, the future is yet to be decided. So maybe the enormous $50 million lawsuit that they're currently in, how that plays out may sway future corrections. Johnny Depp has gone on record to say he wouldn't go back to playing Jack Sparrow for $500 million. Wow. However, I reckon if he has to pay up $50 million in this court case,

he might need $500 million. Obviously, they're leaving it open. Yeah, you never say never in these situations. That's massive for Margot Robbie. She's about to play Barbie in the Barbie movie. She is. She's doing quite a lot, and she's producing now. She's doing heaps of things, isn't she?

Didn't go back for the Neighbours finale, though, did she? She should have. She was a big part of that show. Yeah, she owned Ram of things, isn't she? Didn't go back for the Neighbours finale though, did she? She should have. She was a big part of that show. She owed Ramsey Street, didn't she? You don't want to crap on where you came from. Please be up standing for news about the Prime Minister of New Zealand. It's the fiance. Clark Gayford.

Clark Gayford Clark Gayford It's a long time there where we couldn't find him remember we were looking for him couldn't find him So they've found him They've found him He got COVID recently

remember That's right and then gave it to Jacinda Gave it to Jacinda As it happens in a household As it happens in the household nobody's fault There's a weird thing

going on at the moment where parts of the world's media believe that the Prime Minister's partner Clark Gayford is Jacinda Ardern's hairdresser. Is he not her hairdresser?

He's not her hairdresser, no. Wait, is he not the famous hairdresser? Clark Gayford? Yeah. No, he's not the famous hairdresser. I think maybe in those original lockdowns

she might have been his hairdresser. You know, we all leaned on our friends and family to cut our hair. I was your hairdresser. You were my hairdresser in lockdown. I cut your hair.

I don't think the Prime Minister's letting Clark loose on the snips, though. I think she might. You reckon? I mean, he can do a lot of different things. He can bait a hook. Yeah. But can he cut a hair? I don't know.

Cut a hair? The Daily Mail have stated that she contracted COVID-19 from her hairdresser fiancé. What the hell? What is going on? You know, I mean, it's so weird because the Daily Mail always get it 100% correct. They do their research. Which is crazy.

No one really knows why the world's media are referring to Clark as a hairdresser. It's a joke, isn't it? No, it's not a joke. Oh, it's not a joke. It's not a joke. It's a joke, isn't it? No, it's not a joke. Oh, it's not a joke. It's not a joke. It's a headline. Because you know those funny things that come up

and then everyone gets on the bandwagon and everyone thinks it's funny? Maybe, but this has gone too far. No one can pinpoint the reason. There's a theory out there that they've confused

Jacinda Ardern with former Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard. Her partner. Whose partner, or former partner, Tim Matheson, is a hairdresser. But, I mean, that's a long bow to draw. They're just female prime ministers.

Well, like, you know, there's not many female prime ministers, so they're like, oh, it must be the same one. And everyone thinks New Zealand and Australia are the same country. So they're like, oh, that must be Julia Gillard. Must be. Must be. It's got to be. Anyway, Clark has laughed about it. He's posted the headline to his Instagram with the hashtags.

Hashtag hair by Clark. Hashtag maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's COVID. Hashtag just a perm, thanks. Oh, my God. Can we please get Clark Gayford to come into the studio and give us both a haircut? That is actually not a bad idea.

I would love a haircut by Clark. If he's got time to do it. I mean, yeah, he's a busy guy. But if he has the time, we'll pay him for it, depending on how good it is. Okay, yeah, we'll look into that. Free haircuts. Only in New Zealand could you ask the Prime Minister's.

Imagine asking Michelle Obama to come in and give you a haircut. I reckon she would. Yeah, imagine asking Michelle Obama to come in and give you a haircut. I reckon she would. I reckon she, yeah, if you needed one. You know what's, like, if he comes in here and he gives us a haircut, it's going to add to the rumour, isn't it? Oh, yeah. You know? That's a headline.

But it's funny, though, because he'd be, like, taking the piss out of the rumour. Would you let him cut your hair? Would you? Yeah, for the lols. You didn't let me. No, I wouldn't let you. Is it not lols for me you? Yeah, for the lols. You didn't let me. No, I wouldn't let you. Is it not lols for me? No, it's not lols.

Anyway, he's not a hairdresser, but how good would it be, and I've always thought this, how good would it be to date a hairdresser? Because free haircuts, free haircuts. Plus, they know exactly how you like it. I can just picture Clint in your early dating days being like, okay, so I need some work done on my car. I need to find a mechanic that I can date for a year. She's a bit of all right and I'll get work done on my car for free.

Exactly right. Two birds, one stone. Bada-bang, bada-boom. My mum's a hairdresser. Yes. Mumma died. So you've experienced this. So I have experienced that kind of, you know, free.

Totally. Service. Yeah. Which. And how good is it? It's good and bad because I always, and I bet every person that is in this position will say this. It's horrible when you're the person

and people just expect stuff for free all the time and it's your job so you don't want to be doing it at home. You know who gets it the worst? Who? Some of the worst. Who? Oh, actually everyone, plumbers, electricians.

Lawyers. Makeup artists. Makeup artists. Oh, can you do my makeup for this thing? Yeah, yeah. I'll give you a bottle of champagne. Well, a bottle of champagne is better than nothing. Yeah.

But pay these people! Pay them! They're using all their stuff. You know what would be extra awkward? An experience. If your partner was a hairdresser and you're like, yeah, yeah, do my hair. And then you didn't like it. And then the next time around you went and booked a haircut with somebody else and they're like, oh, how come you're not getting

me to do it? Did you not? Oh, I felt bad. You did such an amazing job but it takes up your time. Oh, my God, I've just had the best idea. Someone in the Bree and Clint show needs to date a masseuse. Who's it going to be? Who's stepping up? Producer Anastasia looks like a champ. I would love to date a masseuse.

Yeah, but can you imagine? It'd be so annoying for them. They have to massage people all day and then they get home and you're like, hey, hey, how about a free massage? We were going to ask that question, but I reckon we asked this other question. What? What's the job you do that all your mates want you to do for free? It's so annoying.

What is your skill set that everybody around you expects you to just do and they don't have to pay you for it because it's mates? Where are the builders at? You and I get it. Where are the hairdressers at? You and I get, hey, do you think you could come and emcee this thing? I mean, it'd only take up about 12 hours of your day, but we'll feed you lunch.

And a whole weekend in a return flight, yeah. Bree and Clint. Clark Gayford is not the Prime Minister's hairdresser. Oh, well, nice thing to tell me. I'm booked in for highlights next week with him. It's put me out, Clark. But we did the exact same thing. The minute we found out that we thought maybe he might possibly be a hairdresser,

we started asking for free haircuts, didn't we? We tried to get Anastasia to book him straight away. You're a hairdresser. Could you give me a little touch-up? Would you mind? My mum gets it all the time because she's a hairdresser by trade. The amount of time I've seen my mum give out a free haircut.

She's too nice to say no. She's too nice to say no and in all fairness, I don't think she really minds 90% of the time. But people, this is a public service announcement. If someone has a job or a trade or a skill

don't ask for it for free no that's their livelihood no one likes that you wouldn't ask a doctor to do an operation on you for free some people would people who are nurses or doctors all family members are always calling up can you come and look at this rash

well true you're dating a nurse does she do free stitches for you? Yeah, she checks my rashes a lot. They're on her. She's like, hey, you gave me this rash. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hello. It's your job, but people ask you to do it for free. What is it? So I work for a very, very popular fizzy drink company. Okay. Ooh, fun. Can we have some free... I'm just kidding drink company. Okay. Ooh, fun. Can we have some free stuff? I'm just kidding.

I'm joking. I'm joking. Yeah, well, that's what my friends expect all the time. So free fizzy, free Sunday morning beverages after a big night. Yeah, blue Powerades. I mean, blue hydrating liquids. Yeah, it could be. Yeah, it could be one of those.

Anonymous? To be, yeah. So unfair. Like, does any of them ever, like, offer to give you, I don't know, maybe like a trade, you know, or something in return? They're like, I'm a teacher. I'll give you some crayons. Yeah, no. Right.

No, not quite. To be fair to your friends, that stuff costs you guys nothing, eh? Like, it's. You're one of them. Like, honestly. You are one of these. I've heard, I've heard. To be fair to your friends, that stuff costs you guys nothing, eh? You're one of them. You are one of these. I've heard it costs you nothing. Anonymous, has Clint asked you for some free stuff? Because I feel like he could have asked you for some stuff. Yeah, yeah.

We always get the line, you're a big company, you can afford it. Yeah, you won't listen. Yeah, right. That's a punish. That must be annoying. Let's go to Christy. Kia ora, Christy. Hi, Christy. Yeah, you won't listen. Yeah, right. That's a punish. That must be annoying. Let's go to Christy. Kia ora, Christy. Hi, Christy.

Hi, guys. What's the job you do? And everyone asks you for freebies. So I work for a skip bin company. So I'm the truck driver that delivers and pickups the skip bins. And, yeah, everyone tries to message me and ask to see if they can either get a free skip bin or a cheap deal. Or, yeah. I would not have thought that anybody could give out free skip bins.

That's a big ask. Yeah, especially when they're not exactly cheap, but, yeah, they try their best. Here's my question for you, because obviously there's immediate family, which you can kind of forgive the immediate family. They're kind of allowed to ask for that stuff. Who's asking you? Who are the randos? What's the biggest kind of distance? It's never family. It's always just been mates. I can get skip bins for a cheap deal because obviously I work for the company.

Yeah. So nine times out of ten, it's, oh, is there any room that I can chuck some stuff into your company? So bad. That I allow because it's a cheap deal for me. Yeah, buzzy. Christy goes to her hairdresser and the hairdresser's like, hey, my cousin is doing some work.

Hey, all this hair I cut off your head, could I chuck it in your skipboard? Do you mind? A lot of good texts coming through for this. Someone said, I'm a golf pro, so people always ask me for free lessons for mates and friends and everyone. That's from Scotty. Someone else said, I build kitchens, I own a digger and a trailer. I just give them a quote now.

Oh, yeah, you're the one-stop shop. What about the person that goes, not only am I a chef, but both my parents are as well. People seem to think it's a free catering team. There's so many. Someone owns a tyre shop and everyone wants free wheel alignments and tyres at cost price. Hannah's here as well.

Hi, Hannah. Hey, guys. Come on, Hannah. You've gone from one job to another where both of them, people want your services for free. Tell us about it. Yeah, so I trained as a hairdresser in my earlier days and now I'm an accountant.

So now I do lots of free haircuts and tax returns. Hannah, I mean, you've went from one job where people love the freebies to the next job. You know what your next job is? What? Police officer. You're like, I'll take you to jail for free. Let's go.

Yeah, then I want to come near you. I mean, I don't feel like many people will volunteer for that. Exactly, Hannah. You'll be home free, finally. Bree and Clint. Bitch. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Lizzo and About Damn Time.

Have you watched the music video? Not the TikTok. Have you watched the actual music video? Yes, I have. When she's in rehab? It's amazing. It's brilliant. It's so good.

Also, did you see when Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley interviewed her? They were talking about this song and the success of it, obviously. Yes. And she's like, guys, if you think that song's good, you ain't till you hear some of the other songs I've got coming. Yeah. She goes, I mean, that one was good, but you ain't till you hear these others. Again, I maintain this in interviews.

She's hardly going to go, that was the best song on the album. I wouldn't listen to the rest. The rest are garbage. Hey, let's talk showering for a second. You're a once a day. Once a day, night time, before I go to bed, wash off the filth of the day. I'm a once a day, morning, wash off the filth of the night. You're asleep. No, I like to freshen up for the day. I'm a once a day morning wash off the filth of the night. You're asleep.

No, I like to freshen up for the day. There's a woman by the name of Raina who has caused quite a stir on TikTok. Raina. Raina. Because she's admitted that she only showers once a week. No. Yuck. Once a week.

Once a week. Not cool, Raina. And she lives. Raina. I thought I knew you better than that. Come on, Raina. Come on, Raina. Wake up, Raina. Once a week. Once a week. Not cool, Raina. Raina, I thought I knew you better than that. Come on, Raina. Come on, Raina. Wake up, Raina. Once a week. Maybe you can get away with showering five or six times a week.

Yeah, you can have one day off a week. You can have one day off. I'd be like, okay, I'm fine. Well, anyway, listen to Raina justifying her one shower a week. Good morning. Happy Mondayifying her one shower a week. Good morning. Happy Monday.

I shower once a week. You heard that right. Not just wash my hair once a week. I step into a bathing receptacle once a week. And I get the question, why? And I stick by my original answer to this comment of, I just don't like it. But I figured I could try to provide a little more insight into

why I don't like it. I just don't like it. I am shooketh. Shooketh to the core. She's not like, because we've talked about people, remember we talked ages ago about people who are allergic to water? Yes. She's not one of those. She just doesn't like it. She doesn't like showers. She can't be bothered.

What a child. My daughter says that to me. She goes, I don't like baths anymore, Daddy. And I'm like, well, too frigging bad. You're having one. Get in. There's no one there to make her get in the bath. So she's just gone to be a stinky minky.

Don't like it. Don't want to do it. It is a bit of a punish in wintertime. Totally. I will give her that. But you're an adult. You have responsibilities. But once you're in there and like the feeling you have of being clean,

like there's no better feeling. Do you want to go through her reasons? Because she does go into a bit of detail. Oh, here we go. There's four key reasons. All right, Raina. What are the reasons, Raina? Let's see if any of these are acceptable.

Reason one. Reason one. The time commitment. From warming the water up to getting into the shower to doing all of the necessary shower things to getting out of the shower to drying off to waiting for my hair to dry. Just describe, apart from the hair drying bit, six minutes, Max. I am a three.

Who doesn't have six minutes? I'm a three minute shower. Yeah. If I'm not washing my hair, obviously that's different. Yeah. Or shaving my legs. Yeah. But three minutes in and out.

Yeah. So we don't accept that one? Nah. Okay. Reason number two two Reason two Wet hair I hate the feeling of wet hair And no, I can't use a hair dryer

Because I hate the sound of the hair dryer Oh, I kind of get this one And the ladies So if you couldn't quite hear it She hates the feeling of wet hair And no, she can't use a hair dryer Because she hates the sound it makes. Yeah, look, the hairdryer, it's a bit of a punish all around,

especially when you've got long hair. And I don't have long hair, so I can't relate. I'd love to know. In wintertime, like washing your hair is a real task because you don't want to do it when it's real cold because it can make you sick. Well, that's what they say. Producer Anastasia, I just want to ask you a question.

This might be real gross, and I don't know if the guys with short hair can relate, but you know when you wash your hair and do you ever lay on your bed and you lay on your pillows afterwards? Yes. Yeah, I literally did it last night for half an hour. Do you ever reckon that obviously because your hair's wet And you're laying on your pillow

Does it ever smell weird to you? Uh, no No, it doesn't, I'm not sure why Yeah Maybe I need to change my pillow You've got hair stink, okay Shall we finish off these reasons? Yep

Okay, reason number three Reason three, skin issues Since I started showering less But should we finish off these reasons? Yep. Okay, reason number three. Reason three, skin issues. Since I started showering less, and keep in mind, I was never an everyday showerer since, like, middle school maybe. Anyway, my eczema, my dry scalp, just all my skin issues have gotten better. Her skin's better for not showering. Maybe she is allergic to the water.

Maybe, or maybe her shower's too hot. Anyway, reason number four. And reason four, it's not wasteful, both with water and products. No. Raina, stop trying to put that in as a reason because we've just heard about

how much you hate showering and then you're just tacking that onto the back. Exactly right. We do not accept... Get in the shower, you stinky minky. You dusty girl.

One last question on showering before we go. Yeah. Do you dry yourself inside the shower or outside the shower? Outside the shower. Bree and Clint. Bree's been keeping a secret from everybody. Tonight, she makes her Shortland Street debut. Guys.

Well, she kind of did it last night just a little bit. It was a tiny bit last night, but tonight the real character comes to life. The spotlight is all on you. So joining us on the show to discuss Bree's performance and her acting chops is Shortland Street's Desi Schmidt. It's Kura Forrester, everybody. Kia ora, Kura. Hello, Kura.

Oh my God. Honestly, working with you, I feel like I found my soulmate. I know. Weren't we just instant best friends? We really were. And I was like, this is scary. Because we were singing, you know, WAP on set and fake farting. Who's Muse?

Are you Kudda's Muse or is she your Muse? She's mine. She's your Muse? Yeah. I think it's a mutual thing. It's a Muse-muse situation, really. Mutual muses. Now, you're a professional.

Kura, you do this for a job. Bree is an acting amateur. So I'm keen to get your take on her acting performance. Before we do that, shall we hear a little bit of Bree's Shortland Street performance? Oh, no, I don't think we need to do that. Yes, please. Shall we take a little listen to it?

Here's Bree on Shortland Street. Bree, even more dazzling than the flesh. Oh, stop it, Damo. Anyway, we got a chopper. That's great news. I do have to put my producer hat on, though. How much is that going to cost? Nothing.

That's the thing. I got a contra deal, right? So chopper ahoy, they get their pack shot. And honeymoon or doom, they get the wedding of the year. Yeah. That's not going to happen. Sorry? I mean, you can't go organising your own sponsorship.

There's network legalities and advertisers to deal with. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, not bad. Oh, saucy. She's a natural. I'm an amateur thespian. New to the scene. Haven't you been a thespian for a while?

Yeah, but a different time. Cora, what was it like working with Brie on Shortland Street? Oh, she was so good, mate. I was so impressed. She played a character called Brie Thomasel, so it wasn't a huge stretch, that's all. Hey, but I get quite feisty, don't I? Yeah, it's awesome. You and me have quite a showdown, and I get to sayisty, don't I? Yeah, it's awesome.

You and me have quite a showdown, and I get to say some great lines coming up this week like, oh, that Brie Thomas-Ellis, only the world knew what she was really like. And they're like, so you're going to play yourself, and you're going to play this real bitch of a TV producer, and I was like, sounds like it'll come naturally. No, but she was so good. I was very impressed.

Throwing in her own little crack up bits, flirting with Damo. Oh yeah. Is he single yet? Oh, you're getting married. That's right. You're getting married. Yeah. Hopefully we get married successfully, but you know. You never know on Scotland Street. He could die in a

volcanic eruption. Yeah, he could. Now, Kuda, in all seriousness, I just want to say thank you to you because you were so warm and friendly and kind and you made me feel so comfortable because I was terrified. Like, this is Shortland Street. This is a big deal. And I was shitting my pants. And you're just so amazing.

And everyone there, the cast and the crew, it's like it is really like a big family and it's so cool to see that 30 years, what an achievement. So congratulations. Thanks, mate. It was such a pleasure to have you and hopefully your character comes back for a showdown. Hey, you never know.

Maybe we'll have a celebrity boxing match on the show. I'd love that. Just before we let you go, Kota Forrester from Shortland Street Any ideas on why I wasn't invited on for the 30th anniversary? I mean, I've been watching for the last 30 years I thought maybe Yeah, this is awkward, eh? Yeah, I don't know

Well, they've already got the same character that Clint Like if you went on as yourself Like Chris Warner's already on the show So it'd be very similar Sorry, mate same character that Clint, like if you went on as yourself, like Chris Warner's already on the show. Yeah. It'd be very similar. Sorry, mate. You'll just have to wait for the next 60s Doctor role to come up, but I'll let you know. Hit me up for the 40th.

Bree and Clint. This could be triggering for some people, and if you've ever received a big bill, then look out, because a mother and daughter have went on a holiday to Greece. I mean, beautiful country. Must be nice. The island of Mykonos. And they were living it up, you know, holidaying, relaxing, going to restaurants, all the things you do.

And it was only after they went to a particular restaurant by the water and all they ordered, they didn't like lash out, they just got two cocktails and a snack. Okay, yeah. You know, I believe the snack was some crab legs but still not crazy. Right. You know, two cocktails, one each. Oh, that's up there. Cocktails, it's not a house sev, you know.

Yeah. It's not a house sev and a bowl of curly fries. Cocktails are X-y, aren't they? Yeah. What would you expect to pay for two cocktails and a snack? On the beach in Greece? On the beach in Greece. I would expect to be charged $25 a cocktail.

Yeah, okay, that's fair. Because it's a tourist destination. I think that's fair. And the crab leg's probably $25 to $30 as well. So I'd be looking to get out of there for under $100. Yeah, under $100. Yeah. I think that's pretty fair.

Which is still pricey, but, you know, you're in Mykonos, you know. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be happy with that. Like the saying goes, win in Mykonos. Spend the... Sorry, I don't know where that came from. This mother and daughter received a bill of $995.

What the F? Get off the grass. received a bill of $995. What? Excuse me? The F, get off the grass. $900 and what? $95. $1,000. $1,000 for two cocktails and a snack. For two shitty drinks and some dead crab legs.

You're on grass. I would have heart palpitations in that situation because, and you get this too, I've travelled with you. I'd panic. You get so nervous when you're overseas and you don't know how pricing works and you don't know how the custom works. Don't know the rules. And you're like, have I ordered something that is supposed to be this price?

But piss off that you can charge $1,000 for two drinks and a snack. It's just ludicrous. And the thing is, is that even after they gave them this bill, they then had the audacity to ask for a $140 tip. Nah, get out of here, man. You are on the pest, Mykonos. Look, they did say, the mother and daughter did say, they did use the facilities where they sat under the beach umbrellas

and on the chairs and stuff, which sometimes you do have to pay for stuff like that when you go overseas. Yeah. Places like Bali and other places I've been, but not that much. Please tell me they dug their heels and refused to pay. So it turns out they obviously were quite shocked and then they refused to pay the bill because they said this is ridiculous and they tried to leave. That's when the restaurant workers ran after them

and told them they could not leave. Terrifying. That would freak the crap out of me. Wouldn't it? Yeah. Anyway, apparently this happens quite a lot in certain places and tourists do get caught in these traps

where they order things without looking at a menu. They saw them coming in and they're like oh my god we're going to get these people. Look at these two sheilas. Oh we're going to get

these people so good. They'll have no idea. Give them the $500 crab legs. Hey Jerry make those $600 cocktails. Nah just with the shitty vodka. Use the shitty gin. Bill shock's a real thing though

and it can be quite embarrassing especially when it happens in a restaurant because it's not like you've taken an expensive pair of shoes to the counter and they've gone, this is X amount and you go, oh, okay, I can't afford those. I'll leave them.

It's different. You've eaten the food. Yeah. You can't give it back. You know what my mind goes to if I'm ever in that situation? My mind instantly goes to I'm going to have to wash dishes in the kitchen. Yeah.

Why does it go to that? How many? Because of TV. How many dishes would you have to wash for $1,000 though? A lot. Have you ever had this? Bill shock? I went to a very fancy restaurant in Wellington once where they didn't have prices on the menu.

And I ordered the wine. Scam. I thought it was. It's a scam. Yeah. I thought the number beside each glass of wine was the year. I've done that before. $19.70.

Yeah, but it was the price. It was one way around. Either way, it ended up being very, very. $197. But I played it cool. I was on a date. I played it cool. I had bill shock

a few weeks ago when we went out for producer Ben's going away dinner and everyone was ordering this food and there was steaks being ordered

and there was I think you had three red wines and then Ben's on the beers and I was like looking at everyone and I was like

this is a nice restaurant and we get to the checkout because obviously you and I were like oh we'll pay you know it's a going away thing and I was like Clint well, this is a nice restaurant. And we get to the checkout because obviously you and I were like, oh, we'll pay. You know, it's a going away thing. Yeah.

And I was like, Clint, you're going to pay. This is your bill. Yeah, Bree's like, I'm driving. I'm like, well, we're splitting this bill, so I'm still drinking. Bree and Clint. Mother and daughter have been shot after they were in the. Shocked. Shocked.

Sound like you said shot. No, they haven't been shot. They've been shocked by the bill they received when they were holidaying in Greece and they ordered two cocktails and a snack at a restaurant and were charged $995. Shocked. Someone would be getting shot after that.

That's a shocker. Must have been a hell of a cocktail. I'd freak out. Must have been a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long island iced tea. You'd hope so for a grand. Yeah. We want to talk about Billshock this afternoon

and when it's happened to you. What was that like and what was it for and how did you sort it out? Para's called us up. Kia ora, Para. Hi, Para. Hi. Where did you get bill shock? When I had to replace my car key. Oh, isn't it

the worst? Because there's all these chips and computer bits. Yeah. It's changed, eh? You used to be able to get it done at Mr. Minute, but not anymore. Okay, what sort of car is it first? A Peugeot 307. Ooh, fancy, partner. European. No, it was secondhand.

It was just a little cheapy. I was going to say, when are you going into the rally? How much for a new key for the Peugeot 307? $600 just for the key. What? And then another $200 to get my car towed to the town that could do it Oh no Wait, wait, wait, you had to tow the car to the town that could do the key

Yeah, because I live out of town, like it was in Rotorua Wait, what happened though? How did you lose it? Oh no, I didn't lose it, I just kept throwing it instead of just putting it on the fridge, and it kept dropping, and the chip fell out of place. And so, yeah. In that situation, you're tempted. You really wish you had a spare, eh? But that would be $1,200.

Yeah. Well, now I've got a spare, but yeah. Yeah, that's rough. No, that sucks. Okay, that's Bill's shock for sure. Paz is here. Kia ora, Paz. G'day, Paz. Hi. Paz, what was the bill shock for you?

My guinea pig, my daughter's guinea pig that I thought would be a cheap pet for 40 bucks needed $900 worth of vet care. Oh, what did it need? New legs? No. Sadly, they did it need? New legs? No, sadly they didn't actually do anything

to the guinea pig for that amount. It just stayed two nights in their little hospital. They wanted to do $1,200 worth of x-rays and treatment, but I declined that. And when I came to pick him up, the bill for having him for that time was $900.

$900! $900. But was he all right in the end? No, he died a few days later. I'm so sorry to hear that, Paz. Especially because you just paid $900. I know. You can see as a parent how some parents justify just going to the pet shop and getting a lookalike, you know?

That's what my mum did to me. Because guinea pigs, to be fair, so long as you get the colours right, they all look the same. Come on, Ben. Yeah, there's heaps of guinea pigs. I mean, they breed like guinea pigs. Guinea pigs don't know their own name. Yeah, Paz, when I was about five, my mum replaced my dog with a lookalike dog.

And I only found out about five years ago. And it was a different gender. Oh, no. She wasn't even trying. Oh, no. No. Oh, I should have. Look how devastated she is.

I just paid the bill and came home and cried. It's because you're a good mum. Yeah, good on you, Piers. She was trying to do the right thing. Finally, Matt's here. Matt, tell us about the bill shock you got. What's that, mate? Tell us about your bill shock.

Oh, man, you won't believe this. So my old man went out and bought a new car, a pretty flash car. What type were we talking, Matt? She's a big old Audi. Oh, fancy Audi. Clint knows about the Audis. Yeah, she was pretty flash, all right.

But it had some LEDs in the headlights that he didn't like. Okay. So he took it back to the dealership and said, can you swap them out for some different ones? They said, yep. He went to pick it up the next day. It was $9,000 per headlight.

Per headlight? $18,000 worth of headlights? $18,000. Matt, I bet a Toyota Corolla was looking pretty good right at that time. Yeah, I was telling them the same thing. My little Nissan Polestar

was like $80. Matt, your dad's got too much money, man. No, he argued the point. He got them down to $15,000 including labour and all of that. I made a steal. That's an absolute steal, Matt. He should have got the back lights done too.

Grab some spares while we're at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, can you just do all the work on the car? Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

That's right. It's Birthday Banger time. Three people. What was the song that was number one on their 16th birthdays? We'll figure it out and then we'll play our favourite one in full. Kia ora, Mia. Welcome to the show. Hi, Mia.

Hi. What year were you born, Mia? 1995. I was just watching Princess Diaries on the weekend. Oh, yeah. How good. How good, right, Mia? And I was thinking, I wonder if that movie made like a chain reaction

of people calling their daughters Mia. But you would have been... Yeah, Princess Diaries 2001. Okay, right. You can thank Abba for my name. Yeah. Oh, Mama Mia. Gotcha.

Okay, cool. Wait, are you suggesting maybe Mia's parents held off naming her until she was six? No, I'm saying it wouldn't be the case for Mia because she is the original. Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. What date and month, Mia? 17th of February. All right.

You were 16 in 2011. And on the 17th of Feb in 2011, this had a number one hit. Huge birthday banger. Massive. Adele and Rolling in the Deep from 2011. Do you like it, Mia, from The Princess Diaries? I love it and I think I win. Yes, Mia, I like that confidence.

You keep rolling with that. You think you win. That is good stuff. Let's go to... That's a massive birthday banger. Ariane. Hi, Ariane. Hi, Ariane.

Hi. How are you going? Pretty good, thank you. How are you? Yeah, we're good, Ariane. Keen to find out your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 21st of August, 1984.

Alrighty, you were 16 in 2000. And Ariane, your moment is finally here. This is your birthday, Banger. I don't want to rock, rock DJ. DJ. Banger, alert. Rock DJ DJ Robbie Williams You like it Ariane?

Oh it's not bad It's not bad The music video Where he rips all his skin off That's right And then he rips his muscles off And turns into a skeleton Yeah

You like it? Yeah good one I just remember this From when he performed At Suncorp Stadium In Brisbane Yeah And he pulls out a cigarette And lights up a cigarette And they were like I just remember this from when he performed at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane and he pulls out a cigarette and lights up a cigarette and they gave him a warning and they were like,

you can't do that. We'll fine you if you do that. And then a song lady pulls out another cigarette and smokes it and he got a massive fine for it. Did he? Well, he was unstoppable for it. He was the biggest pop star in the world. He was like, if I want a cigarette, I'll smoke it.

Not what he sounds like. Is that pretty close to what he sounds like? No. Oh, no, wait, that's still Rita Ora, isn't it? It's not Rita Ora either. Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel. Hello there, Rachel.

Hi. How's your week going, Rachel? Fantastic, thank you. Good to hear. Good to hear, Rachel. What's the best thing that's happened so far? Say this. Say birthday banger.

For sure. Say joining Brie and Clint on the show for birthday banger. Say birthday banger. Yeah, this. Yeah. And in no way did we... Totally unprompted. ...prompt you for that.

Rachel, what's your birthday? May 14th, 98. Oh, so you just had a birthday on Saturday. Yeah. Oh, happy birthday just had a birthday on Saturday? Yeah. Oh, happy birthday for Saturday. Thank you. You were 16 in 2014. And Rachel, here's your birthday banger.

I'm so fancy. You already know. I'm in the best lane. Iggy. Iggy is. Iggy to Biggie to be his stressin Rach what do you think?

Brings back a lot of like high school disco memories Yeah right Yeah Okay that's a great birthday banger They're all good

this week today I like them all I'm gonna vote Adele though I think that Adele song is iconic I'm gonna go rolling in the deep

Oh that is a great Adele song My order goes Adele rock rock DJ, fancy, but I like them all. Yeah, same. I think I'm going to go fancy. You're going to go fancy. We go split vote. We go to producer Anastasia.

Anastasia, one song, all three up for grabs. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? You guys have got it all wrong. It's Robbie Williams all the way. Of course you have. This is a tune. It is a great song. We said we liked them all.

Ariane, congrats. You just won Birthday Banger. Great, thanks. Bree and Clint. I asked you before, is it ever okay to tow your neighbour's car without asking them first? Well, welcome to the courtroom. We're about to decide. Oh, yeah.

I will say, just before we get into this, there's not many things that I hate more than getting my car towed. No, it is the ultimate pain in the ass. Moving house would probably be worse, but then getting your car towed underneath. So it's a pretty big thing to get someone's car towed. So there's a story in the Herald today about a guy who towed his neighbour's car without asking the neighbor first.

He didn't ask him to move the car. And he's asking, am I really the bad guy in this situation? I need to know details. So the neighbor has parked over his driveway, blocking him from putting his own car into his own garage. That is annoying. Annoying. Yeah. But tow the guy?

Really? Is he a repeat offender? No, he's not a repeat offender. Annoying. Yeah. But tow the guy? Really? Is he a repeat offender? No, he's not a repeat offender. Oh, rough. It gets a bit more complicated. The neighbour who had the car towed, the neighbour who parked over the driveway, has recently had a baby. Okay.

And the garage is next to the baby's room. The guy with the garage gets home from work at 11 o'clock at night. Oh, no. And he needs to open the automatic garage door to put his car away. And the neighbour has said, hey, the sound of that garage door is waking my baby up.

Right, so they've had this conversation before the towing and before he parked over the driveway. He said to him... So he's parked over the driveway so the guy doesn't go into the garage. Correct. He said to the guy, could you the guy doesn't go into the garage. Correct. He said to the guy, could you please not park your car in the garage at 11 o'clock?

Could you maybe park on the street and then put your car away in the garage in the morning? The guy who owns the garage has said, no, I'm not willing to do that. My car is stealable and I don't want it stolen. So no, I want to put my car in my garage. This is tough. The guy with the baby is clearly the new baby is clearly a tired dad at wit's end and he's gone I can't have this baby wake up again.

He's probably got his wife yelling at him going sort that bloody neighbour out in that bloody car and I'll wake up that baby again. You do what you have to do. So he's taken the law into his own hands and he has parked in front of the garage to prevent him from putting the garage door open.

So the neighbour's gone. F you bro. I'm towing your car. He called the towies in the middle of the night, got his car towed and parked in his garage. So he had the last laugh. Because then he would have woken the baby up anyway. With the tow truck to start off with. And then he would have woken the baby up anyway. With the tow truck to start off with.

Beep, beep, beep. And then the garage is opening. Oh God. So who's the a-hole? The guy who took the law into his own hands and parked across the garage? Or the guy who towed his neighbour's car? His neighbour who's just had a new baby and asked him not to use the garage. Look,

he shouldn't have got the car towed. No. I think that's a step too far. But it's hard in the other circumstance. I see it from the new dad's point of view because it's very tough. Yeah. But then I also see it from the other guy's point of view. You've got a garage. Yeah.

You want to park in it and keep your car safe. You don't choose your work hours. He's coming home from work at 11 o'clock. No. He's working his butt off. It's a tough one. You might not expect this answer from me as a dad of little babies. What would you say?

The guy who parked over at the garage is the a-hole because the garage existed before the baby. And you chose, you chose to put the baby in the room next to the garage. Okay? I mean, that is. Unfortunately, you did. And get a white noise machine, bro. Honestly, get a white noise machine.

Sounds just like a garage door. And I'm so glad we finally answered the question on the Brian Clint Show. What came first? The garage or the baby? And it's garage. ZM's brand Clint on Insta Facebook TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM feed by KFC

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