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ZM's Bree and Clint.
Good afternoon everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show.
G'day guys. Happy hump day. Good to be here.
Are you having a happy hump?
Hump day is always, you know, it's hard in the morning.
You've got to get over the hump, hey?
It's hard in the morning and then kind of good into the afternoon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The down will hump.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a long hump.
You wake up in the morning
on a hump day
and you think you've achieved
the hump.
You haven't.
It's lunchtime, really.
You get to the lunchtime
of the hump
and that's when you've achieved
and then you're on
the downhill slide.
Yeah, and you just kind of
phone it in for the afternoon,
which is exactly
what we're going to do
for this show.
Unless you work weekends, in which case, when's your hump?
What's your hump?
Anytime you want it.
I'm just looking at the last thing we've got to add to our cart today.
It's good, especially if you like technology, techie things.
We're going to put the third and final item in our cart at 4pm.
If you collect that and the other two, call us at 5pm and you can have all of them with ZM's Add to Cart.
All three things are great in the cart today.
Especially 12 o'clock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Actually, they're all great.
That's a great one.
Yeah.
We're going to kick off the show with Tradie vs Lady.
$50 cash up for grabs as per usual thanks to KFC.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
The ladies clawing one back yesterday from the tradies.
So they're on 46 wins for the year.
The tradies on 35.
Let's go to our lady first.
She's calling in from Waikanae.
She is 40 years old and she does baking for doctors and nurses.
Please welcome to the show, Karina.
G'day, Karina.
What is the crowd favourite that you bake?
It's the caramel slice I do and they've just asked me to do banana cake.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
What about a carrot cake?
I mean, you're not baking for us, but I'm just making suggestions. Yeah, I could do a colour carrot cake. Yeah. Oh, yeah? What about a carrot cake? Wouldn't mind. I mean, you're not baking for us, but I'm just making suggestions.
Yeah, I could do a color carrot cake.
Yeah.
That caramel slice that you're doing,
can I just ask,
has it got more of a chewy bottom
or a crunchy bottom?
A what?
Or just like a...
It's a chewy.
And it's got the caramel
and the chocolate on top.
Oh.
You can't go past a chewy bottom,
am I right, Karina?
I love a chewy caramel bottom.
Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.
He's from Dunedin.
He's 25 and he loves balls.
Golf balls, that is.
Welcome to the show, James.
G'day, James.
What do you love so much about golf balls?
Oh, just all the dimples and the shape of them and everything.
Yeah, they really get you going.
Come on, James. Are you a ballophile? Oh, a all the dimples and the shape of them and everything. Yeah, they really get you going.
Come on, James.
Are you a ballophile?
Oh, a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
Love to hear.
Oh, how good's holding two golf balls in your hand?
It just feels nice.
Nothing beats it, eh?
Nothing better, mate.
Roll them around.
All right, James, the ball man, your buzzer is tradie.
Karina, the chewy bottom lady, your buzzer is lady.
First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Which member of the Kardashian family has a line of shapewear named Skims?
Tradie.
Lady.
Yes, James.
Courtney.
Ooh.
Good guess, but no.
Karina.
Kim, Kim, Kim.
It is Kim. Kim, Kim, Kim? It is Kim.
Kim, Kim, yeah.
It is Kim.
Originally, she named it Kimono and got in trouble.
Got in big trouble.
Got in big trouble.
Had to rename the whole brand.
All right, one to the ladies.
Question number two.
Which car manufacturer makes the Hilux ute?
Freddie.
Yes, James?
Toyota.
It is, of course, Toyota.
Have you got one?
Yes, boy.
Can't at least get one. Don't
celebrate too hard. That question was
made for you. It was literally written for you.
My dad just bought a Hilux. Did he?
Traded in his... Thought he was a Ranger guy.
Traded in the Ranger because the gearbox blew up.
Oh, okay. Yeah, so... That's a bit of a
stereotype, isn't it? I have a Volkswagen
Beetle. Okay. Yes, James. I like your bit of a stereotype, isn't it? I have a Volkswagen Beetle. Okay.
Yes, James.
I like your style, my friend.
What colour?
Pink.
Hot pink.
He does not.
He's so full of it.
You are full of it, James.
I believed you too.
He's yanking our chain from the cab of his Toyota Hilux. Now I'm second guessing whether you really love golf balls or not.
But anyway, question number three.
We press on one apiece.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
I'll give you a hint.
He used to date Camila Cabello.
A lady.
Yes, Karina.
Is it Shawn Mendes?
Shawn Mendes is correct.
Rumoured to be back together.
Camila and Shawn.
Yeah.
Seen at Coachella.
Cashing at Coachella, yeah.
Yes.
All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.
You need this one here, James.
What is the world's longest river called?
Tradies.
Yes, James.
I've got Nile.
It is the Nile.
Nice work.
We are all tied up here.
The Nile, not Nile.
That's Nile.
That's Nile.
He's the longest river in the world.
If we asked who's the blonde guy from One Direction, then you could answer Nile. That's the Nile. Yeah, that's Niall. That's Niall. He's the longest river in the world. If we asked who's the blonde guy from One Direction,
then you could answer Niall.
That's the Niall.
Yeah, that's Niall.
Question number five.
This is for the win.
Which house was Harry Potter almost sorted into?
Ladies.
Karina, just in.
Slytherin.
Slytherin.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
That game was tight, wasn't it?
But, Karina, nice work, mate.
You picked up $50 cash and a win.
Thank you.
Woo-hoo.
Woo-hoo.
James?
No $50 cash to fill up the pink beetle, unfortunately.
Okay.
Go cuddle some golf balls.
You'll feel way better.
Oh, I think that'll do it.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
I saw a study slash, I guess it's a survey that was done on kids that are growing up
at the moment.
Oh, yeah?
And they asked them the age-old question.
Are you watching Dragon Ball Z?
Well, I hope they would be.
I hope they would be.
God, that was such...
It's only that it's still a key part of any child's upbringing.
I always, every morning, I'd have cornflakes.
I'd watch Dragon Ball Z,
which would roll into Pokemon every morning.
Was Dragon Ball Z a morning thing for you guys?
Yeah.
Afternoons for us, after school programming.
Yeah, every day after school.
Afternoon programming for us was H2O, Just Add Water.
Oh, yeah, okay. Or the Saddle Club. Both great watchers. um afternoon programming for us was uh h2o just add water oh yeah okay or the saddle club
both great watches no cleo no the condensation
so good um but they asked them the question what do you want to be when you grow up oh yeah and i
find it so interesting because obviously it changes from generation to generation and I feel like this
generation that's growing up at the moment it's never been more different well if you're growing
up in this generation before you answer the question you have to ask yourself could the job
I want be replaced by a chat bot yeah no well that is a good question GPT do the job yeah um
so they surveyed a bunch of different kids from around the world,
so from different countries,
and these five were the ones that came up the most
across all the different countries.
Got it.
I'll give a shout out to some of the other ones that came up
before I go through the five, though, because I just think they're cute.
Some kids said they want to be astronauts, which I mean dream big.
Dream big. Other kids said they want to be astronauts, which I mean, dream big. Dream big.
Other kids said they want to be superheroes.
Okay, love that.
And other kids said they want to be Santa.
Love that.
Great job.
Yeah.
Hard to get into, though, because there's only one gig.
Yeah, ours are good, though.
One day a week, one day a year.
Yeah, but he does stuff around, you know, throughout the whole year.
He has to organise the elves. No, organise the elves. Yeah, he's does stuff around, you know, throughout the whole year. He has to organise the elves.
No, organise the elves.
Yeah.
He's the project manager.
B.S.
Mrs. Claus has got that place on lockdown.
Yeah, Mrs. Claus would be running a tight ship at the North Pole.
He is a glory, Santa's a glory hog.
He just shows up at the end and delivers the presents.
He does, but I mean, he always delivers.
He does always deliver.
We'll give him that.
He deals well under pressure.
It's a lot of pressure in that job.
These were the five things that kids said that they would like to be when they grow up.
Okay.
Number five, a doctor.
Great.
Love that.
Need doctors.
Need good doctors.
Need good doctors.
100%.
Number four, a musician.
Oh. Yeah. Okay. Musician was on the list. Love that. That's known to four, a musician. Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Musician was on the list.
Love that.
That's supposed to be the creative kids.
Yep.
Number three, this is what I wanted to be when I grew up.
Yep.
Pro athlete.
Oh, okay.
That's good.
Love that too.
So you've got your academic kids, your creative kids, your sporty kids.
Yes.
Yep.
Number two, teacher. Love that. Caring. Need teachers, your sporty kids. Yes. Yep. Number two, teacher.
Love that.
Caring.
Need teachers.
Caring kids.
Kids who want to give back.
Yep, to bring up the next generation.
Or kids who just see the teacher as the boss and they're like,
I want to be the boss.
I really want to boss people around.
Good.
Need more teachers.
And the number one thing that kids said that they want to be when they grow up,
YouTuber slash TikToker.
Oh, no.
What have we done?
What have we done?
When you think about it for kids, like, it does look pretty great.
Yeah.
They have so much fun.
They get paid a lot of money.
They want to be Logan Paul, don't they?
Don't they? Yeah, he gets to buy Pokemon cards as a job of money. They want to be Logan Paul, don't they? Don't they?
Yeah, he gets to buy Pokemon cards as a job.
Yeah.
You know?
That's incredible when you think about it.
That's the number one thing that kids want to be when they grow up.
According to this study, yeah.
YouTuber slash TikToker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel like they need to update this because I feel like to be a YouTuber these days is quite hard.
Is it?
Everyone's moved away from that platform a bit, I think.
Just TikTok.
Yeah.
Everyone's more on the TikTok buzz, I think, at the moment.
Also, by the time these kids are ready to go, who knows?
TikTok won't be a thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it won't be.
I really want to know from kids that listen to this show, if you're listening right now, you're a kid,
I really want to hear from you on 0800-DIALS-ZM.
You can call up the show, ask your parents' permission,
and I want you to tell us what you want to be when you grow up.
It doesn't have to be something from that list.
No, it can be anything.
It can be absolutely anything.
I really, really want to hear your answers.
Ask your parents.
If you could be anything in the whole wide world,
what would you choose to be?
Dream big.
You can choose anything.
We're going to start with George.
Good afternoon, George.
Hello, George.
Hi.
How old are you, George?
I'm 10.
Okay, George, you're 10.
And what do you want to be when you grow up, George?
I want to be an actor like Johnny Depp.
Do you?
Yeah.
Are you doing any acting classes at the moment?
Yeah, I've actually been in a couple ads and one TV show.
No way.
Like Johnny Depp specifically or just like any actor?
Well, Johnny Depp and Jim Carrey mostly.
Oh, yeah.
Can you do an impression for us of either of those?
Maybe a director's listening right now.
Well, like, what type?
Do you mean, like, a character of Johnny Depp?
Or maybe we go more for Jim Carrey.
Could you give us Ace Ventura, maybe?
Jim Carrey?
Yeah, go for it.
Okay, I'll do Ace Ventura.
Go on.
Ace Ventura? All righty, then. do Ace Ventura. Yes. One more with tuna?
All righty then.
Pretty good, Josh.
Pretty good.
We love it.
You're hired.
You could book a few jobs after that.
Thanks for calling up.
Let's talk to Chloe Shea.
Hi, Chloe Shea.
Hi, Chloe Shea.
Hi there.
How old are you, Chloe Shea?
I'm ten and a half.
Ten and a half.
Ten and a half.
That half is important. Tell us what you want to be when you grow up, Chloe Shea? I'm ten and a half. Ten and a half. Ten and a half. That half is important.
Tell us what you want to be when you grow up, Chloe Shea.
I want to be a veterinarian.
Yes.
We need good vets, Chloe Shea.
We love that, Chloe Shea.
Do you have any animals of your own?
Yeah, I have a cat.
Oh, what's your cat's name?
Oreo.
Oreo.
Do you take good care of Oreo as practice?
Yes, I do.
Oh, good to hear, Chloe Shea.
Love that, Chloe Shea.
You're awesome.
Thank you for sharing it with us.
Let's go to Mason.
Mason's on the line.
Hi.
Hi, Mason.
Hi.
How old are you, Mason?
Eight.
Oh, you're eight.
Eight, okay.
And you already know what you want to be when you grow up?
Yeah.
Okay, tell us.
What is it?
A pro soccer player.
Yes, Mason.
Who are you backing in the English league, Mason?
Pardon?
Who do you go for in the...
Who's your team?
Yeah, in the soccer league.
Liverpool.
Yes, he's a Liverpool man.
Good man, Mason.
Enjoy the Soccer World Cup here in New Zealand this year.
Let's talk to Sammy.
Hi, Sammy.
Hi, Sammy.
Oh, hi.
Hello.
You're the mum, yeah?
You're the mum?
Yeah, I'm the mum.
Yeah, the three kids are in the car with me.
Oh, amazing.
What are the three kids' names?
We've got Holly, Willow and Leo.
Oh, g'day, guys.
And do you know what they all want to be when they grow up?
Yeah, so Holly's 10 and she wants to be an illustrator. Oh, g'day, guys. And do you know what they all want to be when they grow up? Yeah.
So Holly's 10, and she wants to be a... Illustrator.
Oh, that's a cool job.
An illustrator.
That's fun.
Okay.
Yep.
Who's next?
Yep.
And then Willow is eight, and she wants to be a...
Singer like Ed Sheeran.
Oh.
Oh.
Good, Willow.
Okay.
You've got a great...
You've got a singer's name.
Willow.
Willow.
Willow.
Just like Willow Smith.
Yeah.
Okay.
And last one.
And then we've got Leo, who's six, and he wants to be a... Oh, sorry. Heow. Just like Willow Smith. Yeah. Okay. And last one. And then we've got Leo who's six
and he wants to be, oh sorry, he
wanted me to say six and three quarters. Six and three
quarters and he wants to be a
road worker.
A road worker. Nice, Leo.
Good man, Leo. Good man.
I promise. There's plenty of roads out there that need
fixing. You're always going to have work. And I
promise, Leo, I'll always wave to you
when we drive past, alright?
Oh, please. Great kids, Sammy.
Thank you for calling. Thank you.
I love this. This is so wholesome. Let's keep going.
Ali's here. Hi, Ali. Hi, Ali.
Hi, Brian, Clint.
How are you? Good, thank you. How are you?
Good, thanks. How old are you?
I'm 10. Oh, 10.
Perfect. And what do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be a child 10. 10, perfect. And what do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a child therapist.
A child therapist.
Why do you want to do that, Ellie?
I want to make sure kids feel okay if they've been through tough times.
That is beautiful, Ellie.
You sound like the perfect person to be a child therapist, Ellie.
That is such a great thing to want to be.
I thought she said child serpent at first.
Pretty cool job, too. I'm glad it was child therapist. Pretty good job, Ali. That is such a great thing to want to be. I thought she said child serpent at first. So I'm glad it was child therapist. Pretty good job too. Either or. We said sky's the limit. Sky's the limit. Only limited by your imagination. Addison, you're the last
one who's going to get to tell us what you want to be when you grow up. Welcome to the
show. Hi, Addison. Hi. How old are you? I'm 11. 11. You already know what you want to do when you grow up?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you want to be?
I want to be a zookeeper.
Zookeeper.
Love that.
Such a good job.
Such a good job.
Have you been to Auckland Zoo?
Yes.
It's a good zoo.
Favourite animal, Addison?
Meerkat.
Meerkat.
Such a good animal. Thank you, Addison. We appreciateat. Meerkat. Such a good animal.
Thank you, Addison.
We appreciate it.
That is so good.
The future is in safe hands.
Not a single YouTuber or TikToker amongst them.
Not in sight.
Not one.
Nope.
That was so cute.
I love when the kids call up the show.
Bree and Clint.
This is Aviation News.
And you know you're listening to the number one show
For both maritime and aviation based news
Have been for years
Yep, we wear that badge proudly
Jetstar have announced they're changing the amount of time
That you have to be at the airport before your flight
Are we talking domestic or international?
Domestic
Okay
Because nobody knows how long you have to be at the airport
Before your international flight these days Meant to be three hours knows how long you have to be at the airport before your international flight these days.
Meant to be three hours.
Is it?
Meant to be.
Not for me.
But my thing said an hour and a half.
It's like check-in closes an hour and a half before the flight.
Yeah, but then they say...
And that was the flight I took last week.
Yeah, but then they say because of understaffed airlines
that you should go earlier.
When we went to the Gold Coast after COVID,
they're like four hours.
Yeah.
And we're like, but our flight's at 6am.
They're like four hours.
Four hours.
We're like, what?
The McDonald's isn't even open four hours.
That was a long day.
Anyway, this is not that drastic.
From the 23rd of May,
check-in and bag drop for Jetstar flights
will close 40 minutes before departure to boost punctuality.
Currently, the time is 30 minutes.
Right.
30 minutes for domestic.
They're just pushing it out by 10 minutes.
You have to be there 40 minutes before your flight.
And that's for to check in and to drop your bags.
You need to be done at the kiosk 40 minutes.
No less than 40 minutes before the flight.
Remember when we, was it, I think we were in Vikargal.
Yes, we were.
And we missed check-in.
And it was quarter to five, quarter to six in the morning.
Quarter to six in the morning and we missed check-in.
Like, we actually already checked in.
It was just to drop our bags.
We had a lot of bags.
And we missed it by one minute.
And there was no one else at the airport.
And they said, sorry, you missed it.
And we're like, no!
We could see the plane.
No, the plane wasn't even there yet.
No, the plane hadn't even arrived.
The plane hadn't even arrived and they're like, no.
And we're like, honestly, honest to God, there's no one here.
And they go, the next flight back to Auckland is in five hours.
That's right.
So please enjoy this tiny airport.
Ben and Anastasia were like, we can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't wait five hours.
So Brie and I were like, you guys go and we'll stay with the bags.
You and I ended up flying to Wellington with all of these bags.
Because Ben and Ellie got on an early flight.
No, Anastasia.
Oh, Anastasia was it.
Because Ben had to go to a wedding.
And she had to go to a festival or something.
Ben had to go set up the live stream on his iPhone for a wedding.
And Anastasia had to go to a festival on Waiheke Island.
Yeah. And then so you and I had everyone's bags
and had to wait at the airport for five hours
and then catch like four flights to get home.
Oh, good times.
We learned our lesson though.
We did.
And I want to ask you personally,
how early before a flight, a domestic flight,
do you get to the airport?
This is different for everybody
and it's interesting when it's different within even a couple,
whether someone is a fine liner or a plenty of timer.
A domestic flight are we talking?
Domestic flight? How long are you before the domestic flight
are you at the airport? 15 minutes.
What? Oh, no
bag. Before, like, well if I have a
bag, I'm a person that checks in online.
Right. So then
to allow myself, if I have a
bag, to drop my bag 15 minutes.
Wait, 15 minutes before the 30 minutes.
So it's 30 minutes standard before a flight you have to be at the airport.
So let's say, let's just say.
So do you understand the rules of this?
Yes.
Let's just say.
You have to be at the airport 30 minutes before a flight.
How much time do you give it?
Let's say bag drop.
Okay, right.
Bag drop closes at 8.30. Yeah, right. Closes at 8.30.
Yeah.
I'll be there at 8.15.
Okay, so 45 minutes before the flight.
Is the flight at 8.45?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It works in my brain.
This is why we missed our flight.
This is literally the...
No.
This is why we missed our flight.
No, it wasn't.
I was already checked in.
Brian Clint.
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Time to go to LA for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is
the latest live from LA
with Dean McCarthy. Dean, you
really know you've made it when the Simpsons make a character for you
and put you in an episode.
Who's the latest person to be in The Simpsons?
That is when you've made it, really.
Lizzo, the coolest chick in music, in Hollywood, in the world, really.
She is now a Simpsons character.
That's when you become a true icon.
And in the episode,
actually, it's so cool because she actually plays a
voiceover artist. Like, in the scene that
she's in, she's a voiceover artist
being a voiceover artist in real life.
And she's there, of course, with Homer and Lisa
and Bart. So cool. She posts about it
on social media because that's what you do when
you, you know, you weren't in The Simpsons. And
we're all here for her. We think it's, like, the coolest
new character ever. I mean, it's a cameo. It's a cameo. It's not like moving in with the Simpsons or anything.'re all here for it. We think it's like the coolest new character ever.
I mean, it's a cameo.
It's a cameo.
It's not like moving in with the Simpsons or anything.
No, no, no, no, no.
She hasn't married Ned Flanders.
That's what all the... She's Ned Flanders' mistress?
Ned Flanders couldn't handle a woman like Lizzo.
We've got a little bit of Lizzo appearing on The Simpsons.
Check this out.
Now we should move on to the part where your character slaps Dad.
Seems a bit excessive to me, but hey, you're the kid.
I can do it for you.
Oh, are you little?
This beat is fire.
Yo, Lisa, how about I get Sasha flute, you get your saxophone, and we jam.
I'd love you. Oh.
That's so good.
I love it so much.
She's got such a great voice.
So good.
It's been a long time since I watched an episode of The Simpsons.
I'd watch that one.
Yeah, I'd watch that.
Yeah, for sure.
Good time.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
There's a few things that you should never do in life.
Eat three-day-old sushi.
Go swimming within 20 minutes of a big meal.
Yep.
Put your hand in a fish tank full of piranhas.
And you don't make friends with salad.
Yep.
The old things you shouldn't do in life,
including not checking what your tattoo stencil looks like
before the tattooist does it.
Oh, can I add one?
Yep.
Don't get a tattoo in a foreign language that you don't speak.
That too. Yeah. Not a good idea. Because you don't know what add one? Yeah. Don't get a tattoo in a foreign language that you don't speak. That too.
Yeah.
Not a good idea.
Because you don't know what it says.
Yeah, and Google can only do so much, you know?
Totally, totally.
There's a video that's going viral of a TikTok influencer.
Her name is Tia.
After she got a tattoo in Bali.
Okay.
And was devastated to learn that the words were around the wrong way.
Let's take a listen to Tia's reaction after she realises.
I came to Bali to get a tattoo, right?
And I've been dreaming to get this tattoo
because I just don't get tattoos all the time.
I get one, like, every few months.
And it's supposed to say Angel Energy
and now it just says
Energy Angel.
Wait, there's a lot to break down.
She doesn't get tattoos very often.
She only gets them every few months.
That's a lot.
That's a lot of tattoos.
That is not.
That's minimum four tattoos a year.
That is a lot of tattoos. I couldn't understand what the minimum four tattoos a year. That is a lot of tattoos.
I couldn't understand what the tattoos was meant to say and say over her blubbering.
Yes.
So Tia had hoped to get a tattoo saying angel energy.
Angel energy.
Yeah.
But unfortunately, the words have been swapped around and now it says energy angel.
I mean, it's pretty...
It's not the end of the world.
It's pretty much of a muchness.
Not the end of the world.
I thought it was going to be something a lot worse.
It could be.
I mean, she could have got energy angle.
Angle, yeah, that's the word I was thinking of.
That would have been not ideal.
Or angle energy.
Yeah.
Angle energy. What. Angle energy?
What even is angel energy?
I don't know.
What is angel energy?
I don't know.
Like if you said someone had angel energy.
Does that mean like you look after someone?
They've got a little wing, a little flap around the wings, a little halo.
I'm not sure.
I think it's a Gen Z thing.
Can I listen to it?
Can I listen to it?
Yeah.
I came to Bali to get a tattoo, right?
And I've been dreaming to get this tattoo because I just don't get tattoos all the time.
I get one like every few months.
And it's supposed to say Angel Energy.
And now it just say energy angel.
We shouldn't laugh.
It's not funny.
It's serious, isn't it?
She just needs to get nice put before it and then a comma after energy.
And then it can be nice energy, angel.
Does that work?
No, that's even worse.
Well, it's not worse than angel energy. Don't make it worse. Don't add more to it. Big energy, angel. Does that work? No, that's even worse. Well, it's not worse than angel energy.
Don't make it worse.
Don't add more to it.
Big energy, angel.
Energy, angel, angel, energy.
Energy, angel.
Oh, okay, like Bond, because she wanted angel energy.
She can have energy, comma, angel energy.
No, no, don't add any more to it.
Just leave it.
I think just leave it and roll with it.
You know, you shouldn't try and fix that.
Oh, no.
My great angel energy tattoo is ruined.
It was going to be so good when it said angel energy
and now it's bad because it says energy angel.
Yeah, that's what ruined it.
No, we're being mean. Don't laugh. We're being mean. Don't laugh. It's on her body forever, that's what ruined it. No, we're being mean.
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
We're being mean.
Don't laugh.
It's on her body forever.
That's what she wanted.
That's what she wanted and it's been ruined.
I am really interested to hear from people.
I really want to know if there's people out there because I always look at,
you know those photos come up on your social media with tattoos
that have had a spelling mistake.
Yeah, no, Rugrats.
Yeah, and I'm always interested to know if there's real ones out there
because, like, some of them, I'm sure they're real,
but it's got to be rare, surely.
Did you get a spelling mistake in your tattoo?
Yeah.
Do you know someone or maybe it was you?
Did they spell your girlfriend's name wrong?
And there was a spelling mistake in the tattoo. Did they spell your wife's name wrong? And there was a spelling mistake in the tattoo.
Did they spell your wife's name wrong?
Did they?
Oh, no.
Did they?
Right, live, laugh.
You know what the worst one would be?
What?
This one.
I would definitely get lasered off if they put the wrong your.
Oh, yeah, even if it's just like a. Why are you a.
If it's grammatically incorrect.
Yeah, like that counts to me.
That 100% counts.
All right, they're pouring in already.
I can't wait to hear these.
Mariah is here.
Hi, Mariah.
Hi, Mariah.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Is it you, Mariah, that had a tattoo spelling mistake?
No, it's my brother-in-law.
Oh, amazing.
Tell us, Mariah, what was he meant to get and what did he get?
He was meant to get Kingston. It was
my sister's first baby they've just had
together. Beautiful, yeah. And
he went and got it done in Hamilton and he came back
and my sister was like, oh my god, the G's
missing.
It's Kinston.
Kinston.
Mariah, this is
an easy fix. It is an easy fix.
It's an easy fix.
Just change the kid's name.
Yeah.
Well, it's like the size of my hand probably a bit bigger in block writing.
How did he not know?
How did he not know?
He didn't realise.
He was buzzing until she got home.
She was the first one to notice that it was spout wrong.
He must have written it down wrong.
Yeah.
Well, the thing was the tattoo artist asked him three times
if this was the right way.
This is sweet. And he was like, yep, happy as.
No one does more tattoos than a tattoo artist
in Hamilton. They're not going to mess that thing up.
Oh, that's definitely his fault
for not knowing his own baby's
name. Kinston. I know.
God, I'd be gutted. Can I just check,
Maria, did he get it fixed?
Not yet, but he's looking at getting a G slid in the background
in between the N and the S.
That's never going to work.
It's going to look terrible.
Put the whole name inside a big G.
That will sort the whole thing out.
That'll be great.
Yeah, easy fix.
Jamie's here.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
We're good.
Thanks.
Your ex has a tattoo spelling mistake.
Yes, he does.
Sorry, in big, bold letters, he's got trust, no, K-N-O-W,
across his neck, and it's big, and, like, you can't miss it.
On his neck?
Oh, no.
On his neck?
You know, like, right across, like, that whole area?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Trust no one. Trust no one, including the tattoo artist.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, no.
And he didn't notice for a few days either.
Like, they both had no clue that they had spelled it wrong.
Was it K-N-O-W?
I was going to tell someone you had a spell.
K-N-O-W.
K-N-O-W, number one.
Nah, it's O-N-E.
Jamie.
But it means speed track, no N-O. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know. Jamie, I can just... I- O-N-E. Jamie. But it means to be trust.
No, N-O.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I don't.
Jamie, I can just.
I-K-N-O-W.
Jamie, I can just imagine when he's realised and he's gone, oh, now.
Yeah.
That was good.
I love that.
I know.
I'm so mad.
Oh, no.
I mean, oh, now.
I have my own bad one
Mine's not a spelling mistake
So I got my first one
And like it was meant to say
Like peace in Japanese
And I had it for ages
And I thought it was the coolest
Kind of a block
And then like my nana
Had a Japanese student
And he's like
Why do you have Japan on your back?
And I'm like what?
He's like
The symbol on your back
Stands for Japan
You thought it said
Peace in Japanese
And they just wrote Japan.
Jamie, you'll love this text.
Someone else texted her and they said,
I got a beautiful tattoo on the front of my foot in Chinese
that was meant to say my firstborn daughter's star sign,
which is Aquarius.
Once my Japanese nieces learnt to read,
it turns out it says water turtle.
I suppose it could be worse. I suppose it could be worse.
Water turtle.
I suppose it could be worse.
I mean, yeah.
Water turtle.
I think everyone should learn how to spell before they become children.
Yeah, only get a tattoo of a language you can read, including English.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Only get a tattoo of something you are completely literate in.
There's so many texts.
Someone else said, I knew a girl who got not all who wonder,
not all who wonder are lost.
Wonder was meant to say wander.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah, wonder.
I love this text.
I got a world map tattoo and it's missing Asia and the UK.
He almost forgot New Zealand,
but instead it's a tiny dot.
Don't get tattoos when you're drunk in Europe.
I have a spelling
mistake on my back tattoo. It says
Independence. It should be
an E instead of an A.
Independence.
Independence.
Love it.
I got my tattoo in Elvish,
so no one can read it, even me.
Yeah, see, that's safe.
I reckon a big Lord of the Rings fan would be able to decipher it.
Ashley's here.
Hi, Ash.
Hi, Ash.
Hello.
Tell us, Ash, what was the tattoo spelling mistake?
Well, I actually got my daughter's name, which is Paris,
tattooed on the back of my neck.
I mean, it's in English.
I read it clearly when he showed me the stencil.
Everything looks fine.
Yeah.
And then by the time he was done,
it looked like he had written another five letter word
starting with P ending with S.
Penis.
Yeah.
Oh my God, you got penis on your neck.
Oh no, Ashley. Have you got penis on your neck. Oh, no, Ashley.
Have you got penis on the back of your neck?
I do, and the worst part is I can't even have it removed
because it's meant to say my daughter's name.
Oh, no, you have that removed.
You go again.
You go again.
It could have been worse.
You could have had I love Paris tattooed on the back of your neck.
Imagine how bad that would have come out.
At least, I mean, look, at least it's on the back of my neck.
I can just wear my hair down a lot.
You're going to put your hair on the penis.
Just keep your penis under your hair, yeah.
Oh, Ash.
Oh, Ash.
I know.
I have people actually come up to me in bars
and ask why I put it on the back.
Have you considered using Bree's advice for Kingston's dad
and changing your daughter's name to Penis?
Look, that's probably a better idea than having it removed.
Middle name at least, middle name.
Get a dog called Penis.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And you're down the park and you can be like, come Penis.
God, Ashley, can I just say you've really taken that game
from our childhoods to the next level, the Pen15 Club,
and you really one-upped it.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, Ash.
We appreciate that.
Thanks, Ash.
Someone said my best mate meant to get her son's birthday tattooed on her,
but she accidentally got her own birthday.
Well, I mean, you know.
Nah. It's fine. No, you don't get
your own birthday tattooed on you. You know?
You know? What if you're real forgetful?
Get your address on there.
Return to sender.
I'm just on the tattoo thing
just quickly. Someone texted and said,
my brother tattooed lost soul on my finger,
but he spelt soul, S-O-L-E.
Oh no.
Lost sole.
He's not ideal.
Was your brother a tattoo artist or not?
Maybe not.
Lost sole.
Okay, anyway, let's talk about this thing I was reading today.
A registered nutritionist says you should be leaving the skins on your fruit and veggie
when you eat them to get the most health benefits.
Yeah, give me those furry skins.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was always told as a kid that the potato skin is the healthiest part of the potato.
That's where the nutrients are because that's the bit that's been in touch with...
It's got dirt on it.
No, but that's why it's got the nutrients in it.
Yeah, but I don't like eating dirt.
I know, I know.
But that's literally the nutrients that grew the potato.
Kiwi fruit skin also gives me a rash.
Does it?
Makes my lips blow up.
It looks like I've had lip injections if I eat the skin.
The skin, specifically.
Yeah, the skin specifically. Yeah, right. At least it doesn't
make you go furry and prickly like a kiwi fruit.
I thought that's what you were going to say.
This is what the nutritionist said. They said
the skin not only feeds different gut
microbiome species
compared to the flesh, but it also contains
fibre. And fibre is essential
for a healthy gut microbiome.
Look, I will challenge her on this because I ate watermelon skins one time
and it constipated me up the wazoo.
I couldn't poo for weeks.
You did not.
You did not eat a watermelon skin.
I've seen my brother.
Yeah, my brother and I did try and eat it once.
My brother does.
I could understand eating all the way down to the thick green bit,
but not the watermelon weather.
When my brother eats a watermelon, it is like he's possessed.
Like if you, it is, my brother's a big man.
He's like nearly 6'3 and he has a big gym unit.
And I will watch my brother, like when we're home on holidays,
he will get a whole watermelon.
He will sit at the kitchen bench.
He'll crack it on his head.
And he'll put it on the sink and he will cut big slices off
and he'll just...
And just like down this watermelon.
I'm like, where is this going?
Well, tell him to eat the skins.
That's what he should be doing.
He eats pretty much everything else.
This nutritionist also says you should be eating the cores
of your apples and your pears.
Yeah, my dad eats the cores.
Nah.
Being an apple farmer.
Nah.
He goes, core and all.
Nah, yuck.
Yep.
That's the yuckest bit to me.
It's not that bad.
Nah, I'm weird about fruit anyway.
The core.
The seeds are not very nice.
I've eaten the apple seeds before.
Nah, she said spit the seeds out.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's all about your gut health apparently.
But I want to challenge this and just go through a few fruit and veg Spit the seeds out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's all about your gut health, apparently.
But I want to challenge this and just go through a few fruit and veg and just between us decide whether we would eat them skin on or skin off.
Okay.
First one, easy.
Skin on, skin off, apple.
Yeah, skin on.
Skin on.
Yeah.
I love the skin.
Yeah, we agree on that.
No worries.
Kiwi fruit?
Well, no, you can't do that.
I can eat the skin of the golden kiwi.
Okay, yeah.
But not the green one.
It gives me rash.
Carrot.
Yeah, skin on.
Skin on?
Yeah.
Same.
Waste of time peeling a carrot.
Yeah, waste of time.
Why is anyone peeling a carrot?
It's not that bad, the skin.
Potato.
Mashed potato, you've got to get rid of the skin.
No, I like the skin of my mashed potato.
Like a jacket potato, I'll eat the skin.
Well, you have to, don't you? No, you can eat the insides. Oh, I like the skin of my mashed potato. Like a jacket potato, I'll eat the skin. Well, you have to, don't you?
No, you can eat the insides.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
All right, jacket potato.
Fijoa.
Oh, no.
Get into it.
Fijoa.
Stop biting the whole thing.
I don't want to eat the skin of a fijoa.
Orange.
No, thanks. I'll eat the zest of an orange, which. Orange. No, thanks.
I'll eat the zest of an orange,
which is technically the skin.
Lemon.
No.
A lemon zest.
That counts in my eyes.
Grapefruit.
I just don't eat grapefruits at all.
Yuck.
Mandarin.
No.
You wouldn't eat the Mandarin skin?
Nah. No. Last one. eat the Mandarin skin? Nah.
No?
Last one.
The nutritionist said you should be eating all your fruit and veg with the skin on.
Banana.
People make vegan bacon out of banana skins.
They do too, actually.
Ask producer Ella.
Did you know she's a vegan?
Yeah, she told us a couple of times today.
Did she?
Yeah.
Ella, have you had vegan bacon made out of banana skins?
I think I have.
Was it good?
Let's just say I prefer roasted broccoli.
That's not the question.
I'm saying it wasn't good.
She's saying it's not good.
She's like, let's just say.
But people do.
Let's just say.
I'm vegan.
I'm vegan.
Have you tried plant-based vegan nuggets?
Bree and Clint, we're back after this.
Bree and Clint. Time to play up to this. Bree and Clint.
Time to play Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
Right, here we go.
Google Down time.
If you've got those texts through of who you're backing in for the win,
then you could be picking up 50 KFC chicken dollars here.
Here's how it works.
I have put these exact questions into Google.
And between these three, Clint, Producer Claude and Producer Ella,
we will find out who is the fastest Googler.
First person to yell out the most common answer that comes up for that question
receives a point.
First of three wins the game.
Got it.
Are we ready?
Yeah. We're ready. Ready. Okay. three wins the game. Got it. Are we ready? Yeah.
We're ready.
Ready.
Okay.
Here we go.
Question number one.
How old is Bart Simpson?
He is 10.
Oh, I'm going to give that a dead heat and give you both a point.
I can't pick it.
10.
Sorry, my internet's lagging a bit.
Yes.
I mean, oh, here we go.
Excuses.
Excuses are coming through.
I think it's me who's lagging a bit.
Wow.
The girls both get a point.
They're maybe the first ever Dead Heat.
One point apiece.
Question number two.
What year did the Rubik's Cube come out?
1974.
That's incorrect.
Okay, I'll take my time.
1980.
That is correct.
The creator made his first cube in 1974.
The Rubik's Cube released in 1980.
Bit of a trick question.
Right, okay.
But very quick though, girls.
Semantics.
No.
All right.
All right, continue.
Everyone has a point.
Question number three.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, wait.
Oh, no, go, go, go.
Yeah, sorry, go.
What is the name of the biggest lake in the world?
Caspian Sea.
Caspian Sea.
That's right, Claudia.
Another kind of trick question.
It is the Caspian Sea.
Is the world's largest inland body of water
often described as the world's largest lake
or full-fledged sea?
I'm looking at it now.
That is the weirdest looking lake I have ever seen.
Wild, eh?
Yeah.
Crazy.
I love how Claudia was like, the Caspians?
Yeah, I was like, that doesn't feel right.
But it is right.
Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint.
Question number four.
How many kids does Samuel L. Jackson have?
He has one.
That's right, Clint.
It was one.
Zoe Jackson.
One kid is all it takes.
All right.
Question number five.
Everyone still in this race.
What year did the ZM radio network first launch?
1973.
Oh, serious.
Seriously? Seriously? 1973. Oh. Serious. Seriously?
That was me
but that was me
by a country mile.
I said it at the same time.
Oh, it was close.
I was up to 70
before she even started.
But she finished.
I said it at the same time.
Quicker.
Oh.
Give it to Quick Maps.
I can't pick that.
Then give it,
oh, if you give it
both the points, she wins.
No, you're both on two points.
No, we can't win on that.
We'll go another question.
Even though that was definitely me.
Oh, you're right.
Here we go.
This is Ella.
Unfortunately, you're out of the race.
I'm still going to try.
Okay.
Question number six.
How old was Anna Nicole Smith when she passed away?
39.
39.
That is correct.
Clint takes out the win.
Damn it!
Sorry, well done.
Good game, good game.
Yeah, good game, good game.
That was a fantastic game.
Everyone well in that race, but there can only be one winner.
Pam, you've backed Clint, which means you've got 50 KFC chicken
dollars. Nice work.
Thank you so much. It's awesome.
Well done, Pam. Thanks for backing me in.
Nice work.
Man, something comes over me in that game, eh?
Something... Yeah, you get mean.
I feel like you've passed on
your...
like whatever was possessing you,
Claudia, and now it's possessing Clint.
To the wrong person.
You get a sniff of victory, and all of a sudden,
you just become an absolute demon.
Honestly.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Let's just get in here, do a couple of birthday bangers,
then play one of those bangers, because it's a good time.
I like the sound of that.
You know? I like the sound of that a lot.
Just get in there. Just get in there. Rustle around a bit.
Dig around a bit. You know? Yeah.
Put some dirt on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we'll kick it off with Georgia. G'day, Georgia.
G'day, Georgia. Hello.
You like to wrestle, Georgia?
You want to get down and dirty, Georgia?
Want me to put you in a headlock, Georgia?
We can really make it a party. You want me to squeal like a dirty, Georgia? Want me to put you in a headlock, Georgia? We can really
make it a party.
You want me to squeal like a pig, Georgia?
That got weird.
Georgia, what's
your birthday?
23rd of January, 1997.
Alright, mate. That means you were 16
in 2013.
And on your 16th birthday, Georgia,
this was number one.
Oh, yeah.
About Bruno Mars.
Top five Bruno Mars song for sure.
That's a banger.
I actually like that one from Bruno.
Yeah.
Georgia, you a fan?
Yeah, I am. Would you rather wrestle?
She's like, rain check?
George is like, please
go to the next person.
So to Karis. Hi, Karis. Hi, Karis.
Yeah, hi guys. Cool name.
Yep.
Are we saying it correctly, Karis?
Yep, it is.
Karis? Nice. I love that name.
Karis, what's your birthday?
37th of September, 1981.
All right, mate.
That means you were 16 in 1997.
And on the 27th of September, this had a number one hit.
Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
Not featuring in the new Barbie movie at all.
What an uproar.
What an uproar.
Do you like it, Karis?
Aqua Barbie Girl.
I like it, yes.
Some of my teenage years.
Yeah.
I like it too, Karis.
I think it's a good one.
Perfect.
That's the whole reason for the feature.
Let's do one more for Gwen.
Kia ora, Gwen.
Hi, Gwen.
Hi.
How's your Wednesday been, Gwen?
Not too bad. Not too bad. Are you on your way home? What's the deal, Gwen. Hi. How's your Wednesday been, Gwen? Not too bad, not too bad.
Are you on your way home or what's the deal, Gwen?
Where are you?
I'm a support worker, so I'm just heading out to go and do a visit.
Oh, you're one of the GBs, Gwen.
We love you.
We appreciate you calling through.
Let's do your birthday, Banger.
What's your birthday?
14th of October, 1974. All right, mate. That means do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 14th of October 1974.
Alright, mate. That means you were 16
in 1990.
And let's see what your birthday banger is.
Shut down
in a place
of glory.
John Bon Jovi, Gwen.
My new favourite.
Ever since we Bon Jovi'd
our Friday Okie, I've got a new respect for Bon Jovi'd our Friday Okie,
I've got a new respect for Bon Jovi.
You like it, Gwen?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there.
Don't mind them all.
I think my gut is going with Barbie Girl.
Yeah, my gut is swaying.
I feel like we're about to enter a big Barbie Girl era
with the movie and everything like that.
It's just a fun song.
Yeah.
It just makes your spirits high.
Hey, Karis, you're the winner of birthday banner.
Congratulations.
Yep, yay.
Nice work, Karis.
Thanks for calling through.
Have a good afternoon.
And we didn't even have to wrestle anybody.
No, where's Georgia?
Bring Georgia back. She sure even have to wrestle anybody. No, where's Georgia? Bring Georgia back.
She sure?
I'll wrestle her.
I'll do it.
Here on ZM.
Everybody ready to give it 110%? Life is your creation. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Brie and Clint.
Everybody ready to give it 110%?
Yeah, I think so.
There's nothing if we don't all, if we all don't all go in as hard as we can.
Everyone needs to have their microphones on.
Everyone.
There has been rumours of people not turning their microphone on.
Okay, my voice is still thoroughly buggered from the weekend,
but let's do this thing.
What on earth happened?
I didn't like that.
Should we try again?
Should we try again?
Should we try again? First fail.
Should we try again?
You only get one of those?
You only get one.
And however bad this one is, we have to follow through.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I'm scared.
All right, here we go.
I said, who do you think they are?
Do you think they are?
I said, who do you think they are? Clint, what was that?
I really can't get up there at the moment.
You really brought down the team there in that one.
You know what it was?
I sang my ass off at that wedding over the weekend
and my voice still hasn't come back.
It's struggling.
It still hasn't come back.
We need to arrest it.
We need to delay the recording of Friday Oaky this week.
Okay, this is the game where someone throws out a celebrity
and we all say who we think that celebrity is to us,
like who we know them as.
Yes.
Like their most iconic role, I guess you would say.
Age comes into what we have found, depending on how old you are.
It pretty much comes into play how you see someone.
Yeah, exactly right.
All right, it's my turn this week
to bring the celebs.
Is everyone ready?
Yeah, ready.
Okay, first celeb
been in a lot of roles.
Matthew McConaughey.
Three, two, one.
Had a loser guy in ten days.
Yeah, that one.
I've watched that, yep. Fool's Goldose a Guy in 10 Days. Yeah, that one. I've watched that.
Yep.
Fool's Gold.
Yeah.
With Kate Hudson.
Yeah.
I love Kate Hudson.
If I had to pick one Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie,
it'd be How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
I haven't seen it.
Oh, my God.
Scandal.
That is probably one of the worst one of those you've ever done.
You haven't seen any films, but to not have seen that,
it's one of the best rom-coms ever.
Well, I also haven't seen Fool's Gold, but...
Yeah, you're not missing out.
It's all right.
Dallas Buyers Club.
Is he in Interstellar?
Great film.
Oh, Interstellar.
He's been in so many.
There's so many.
That's a foul from us there.
Only two people synced up.
All right, here we go.
Next one.
Margot Robbie.
Three, two, one.
Neighbours.
Neighbours.
You're just doing it to derail it.
No, I am not.
It's her most iconic role.
And Ella, have you ever seen it?
Neighbours?
Have you seen her on Neighbours?
No.
Definitely wasn't her best. Ella, did you ever seen it? Neighbours? Have you seen her on Neighbours? No. Definitely wasn't her best.
Ella, did you say anything?
No.
I wanted to say Barbie, but it's because it's just fresh in my mind.
You should have said Barbie.
You should have said Barbie.
You sound like literally five years old.
And I'm not five.
And normally you sound eight.
One and a half.
One and two quarters.
Another epic fail on that one. Another epic fail. Let's move
on to the next solid. Did you record your sink up?
No, I said I, Tonya. I, Tonya, that's right.
She was great in that. Yeah, nice.
Alright, next one.
This should be easy.
This should be a piece of cake. Come on, guys. We got this.
Tom Hanks.
Three, two,
one, cast away.
Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump, guys. Forrest Gump. What the heck did you one. Castaway. What? Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump, guys.
Forrest Gump.
What the heck did you say?
Castaway.
Did you say Castaway, Claude?
I said Toy Story.
Oh, God.
I'm with Ella on this one.
Forrest Gump.
We nailed that. I thought everyone was thinking.
Or Captain Sully.
Or Big.
No.
No, no, no.
All right.
We're really struggling this week.
We're off this week.
I thought Tom Hanks would be a sitter.
Yeah.
Me too.
I reckon this is a sitter.
This is a sitter.
It's got to be a sitter.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Three, two, one.
The Hunger Games.
Did we all say The Hunger Games?
Yeah.
I really wanted to say Silver Lighting's playbook just to ruin the feature.
We'll just go out on a win, shall we?
I think we go out on a win.
Okay, and I reckon
as soon as we hit that win,
let's not ruin it with the song.
Let's not ruin it with...
No!
No!
I said a who
do you think they are?
Do you think they are?
I said, who do you think they are?
You have got to move and make it.
Who do you think they are?
Bree and Clint.
There's a British YouTuber that has set a new world record
by visiting all seven of the world wonders in less than seven days.
Whoa.
He did it in six days, nine hours and three minutes.
Why?
How is that possible?
Why would you do that?
He would not have enjoyed or taken in any of them.
He would have been there just for a photo and then bolted to the next one.
He's going for a record
I don't find it impressive
I do
I find it lame
I find it wasteful actually
Well he's going for a world record
For the world wonders
You're dumb
Dumb
It's like drinking two litres of milk
When you're lactose intolerant
Dumb
That was your idea
Not my idea
Don't teach you to listen to me
Five years you're still listening to me?
I'm not impressed by him.
I'm disappointed, actually.
But I thought, interestingly, what are the seven wonders of the world?
And can we, as a show, name all seven of them?
And when I say we, I mean you because I've already Googled them
because I had to to know if we've got them or not.
But do you three reckon you could name the seven wonders of the world?
No.
Together?
No, together.
We're together.
I have one.
You've got Ella on your team.
You're going to nail that.
Wow, thank you.
You know, recently I did Google this like maybe a year ago,
and the thing I noticed was,
oh, I didn't realise this was the seven wonders of the world.
That's what I'll tell you.
They're not what you think.
So, so.
I've got two.
We just need to get two each
and then one more.
Yeah.
Can I just throw it out there?
Seven Wonders of the World.
Does it have to be natural
or can it be man-made?
That's a question we need to...
They're separate categories, aren't they?
All of these are man-made wonders.
Oh, they're all man-made.
What?
All of these things on this list
are man-made. So what? things on this list are man-made.
So what?
So like the Grand Canyon's not on it?
No.
The Amazon Forest?
Stonehenge has to be on it.
Stonehenge.
That's a good one.
Let's deliberate.
Stonehenge is what I'm throwing up.
Do you guys think it's on there?
I didn't think of it.
We don't have time to deliberate.
It's not on there.
Throw it on.
You say them.
I'll tell you if they're on there or not.
The Great Wall of China.
The Great Wall of China is on there.
You have one.
The pyramids. The pyramids you if they're on there or not. The Great Wall of China. The Great Wall of China is on there. You have one. The pyramids.
The pyramids of Giza are on there.
You've got two.
Machu Picchu.
Oh, yeah.
Machu Picchu, no.
What else is there?
The big Jesus statue.
I don't understand why Machu Picchu's not on there, but it's not on there.
The big Jesus statue.
Oh, yes.
In Rio de Janeiro.
And the name of that is?
Christ the Redeemer.
Christ the Redeemer.
Wow.
Guys, you've got three.
Okay.
You've got three.
What else is big?
Let me think about this.
There's got to be a cathedral on there, right?
Is the Vatican?
The Vatican?
Notre Dame.
Notre Dame and the Vatican are not on there.
Oh!
No.
The Auckland Sky Tower.
Statue of Liberty.
Statue of Liberty is not on there, no.
Bugger.
Neither is the Auckland Sky Tower.
Oh, shocking.
One Tree Hill.
One Tree Hill, not on there, no.
The Coliseum.
The Coliseum is on there.
I've got one, guys.
You've got four.
Guys, I've got one.
I've got one.
The Palace of Vesalus.
Woo!
Where is that? In Vesalus. Woo! Where's that?
In Vesalus.
It's not on there, no.
Eiffel Tower?
You've got four.
No, you've already said that.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah, you would have thought the Eiffel Tower would be on there.
Why?
And Stonehenge isn't?
Stonehenge is not on there.
God.
I have no idea.
There's a giant Buddha somewhere.
Oh, no, that's not man-made.
I was going to say the Twelve Apostles.
Yeah, no, those are naturally occurring,
and no, they're not on there.
And there's only like three of them left.
Can you give us a hint?
Can you tell us where one of them...
You've got three left.
Yeah, where are they?
One of them's in India.
Is it the giant Buddha?
Oh, the big temple.
The temple.
The big temple.
The Taj Mahal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taj Mahal.
Oh, yeah, nice.
You've got five.
There's two more.
Okay, give us another hint.
Are they buildings?
Are they statues?
Are they...
No, just tell us where they are and I reckon we could get it.
Okay, my clue for you.
Yeah.
If I showed you these things, if I showed you a picture of them, you'd have no idea
what they were called.
Perfect.
Well, that's useless.
And if I told you the name of them, you'd have no idea what they were.
Fabulous.
So, have a guess.
Why are they on there?
That's not a wonder thing.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You got the five that I think anybody would be able to get.
So I'll say well done.
Okay, well done.
What are the others?
The other two are Petra in Jordan.
Oh, yeah.
That's that building that's carved into the wall.
Ah, yes.
I think it might even be on a scene in The Mummy.
Yes, it is.
It's in quite a lot of stuff.
I think it's in the movie The Fifth Element too. Yeah, I think so might even be on a scene in The Mummy. Yes, it is. It's in quite a lot of stuff. I think it's in the movie The Fifth Element too.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
It's quite amazing.
It's from the 5th century.
Wow.
Yeah.
And the other one is Chichen Itza in Mexico.
That sounds delicious.
I think that's the Mayan temple.
Oh.
Wow.
It does sound delicious.
It sounds real yum. You're on zone now. Well, we did well. Yeah, you did very well. I think we's the Mayan temple. Oh. Wow. It does sound delicious. It sounds real yum.
You're on zone, yeah.
Oh, we did well.
You did very well, yeah.
I think we did okay.
You almost got them, that five, in the same amount of time it took that guy to visit all seven, so.
Shut up.
That's the end of the show.
Done for the day.
What's for dinner, Thomaselle?
Ted Lasso is for dinner.
For dinner?
Yeah, well, I'll be watching Ted Lasso.
Dinner, I think I'm going to make a Sicilian pasta.
Oh, what makes a pasta Sicilian?
Well, in Italy, as I learnt growing up,
if you're from northern Italy,
very different pastas compared to, you know, like Sicilian stuff.
Are the Sicilian ones creamier?
No, no.
More tomato based.
It's like, okay, this is what's in the Sicilian pasta I'm going to make.
You've got anchovies, capers, sun-dried tomatoes, pancetta, olives, and parsley.
Right.
So maybe more Mediterranean?
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
More like, I don't know.
I've been to Italy.
I don't understand.
Yeah.
When I was in Italy, I was like, this is yum.
This is yum.
I don't care.
It's yum.
Yeah.
And my wife was probably taking in the geographical features
of everything and the food and the menu, but I was like, yum, this is yum.
I always find it so interesting, even like on MasterChef Australia,
we were talking about how Jamie Oliver cooked that Italian dish
the other night.
Yeah, in the tea towel?
Yeah, in the tea towel.
Cooked this like roll thing.
I don't even, I'd never heard of it before.
It was rollo, rollo something.
It was a pasta roll.
But he cooked it in a tea towel.
Yeah, maybe.
He boiled it in a tea towel.
Not for me.
But you'd eat it because it's Jamie Oliver's.
And Jamie Oliver would use a clean tea towel.
I, God, there's not much I hate more.
Like tea towels give me the ick. a clean tea towel. I, God, there's not much I hate more. Yeah. Like,
tea towels give me the ick.
This is,
I reckon I can, I reckon I can make you
gag right now.
I hate tea towels.
I can make you gag.
I'm gonna get a tea towel,
I'm gonna run it
under the water,
and I'm gonna twist up
a bit of the wet tea towel,
and I'm gonna suck
the water out of that tea towel.
Yeah,
yuck.
Yeah!
God, they make me
If it wasn't for the environment
I'd be a single use tea towel guy
Oh, that sounds good
But we can't
And we won't
Have a great night everybody
We'll catch you back tomorrow
On the Brian Clint Show
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