ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th May 2024
Episode Date: May 17, 2024Once again LIVE from Tauranga for day 2 of the 24 hour blockbuster binge-a-thon. We haven't slept and boy have we been crawling to the finish line!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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ZM's Bree and Clint.
Oh yeah baby.
Bree and Clint.
Let's do this dance baby.
I feel fantastic.
We are running on zero hours sleep since you heard from us yesterday.
We are in the last two hours of our 24-hour Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
How good?
We're into our last movie.
Yeah, the crowd's going wild.
They love it.
Currently, E.T. has just been put on.
We're in the first couple of minutes of E.T.
We're going to let it run today.
You're going to hear some movies in the background while we do our broadcast.
You're going to hear some slurred words.
I can guarantee you not a single drink has been consumed.
Not one.
That's brain fog, baby.
Complete and utter brain fog.
I don't even know where I am right now, but I'm feeling good and I'm excited to get into this show.
It's going to be a good one.
We'll recap the binge-a-thon, review some of the movies that we watched. We're also going to do
a Friday Okie today.
Bree's chosen a ripper for us. Today,
we'll be singing Cashier and Pitbull.
I'm going to
check, and I feel like
we may be able to do it justice,
but I don't know. We'll find out.
Luckily, we recorded it on
Wednesday. Exactly.
Before we entered the silly binge-a-thon.
So we'll do that later on, but first let's get into a fresh round of Tradie vs. Lady.
We're live from the last two hours of the Blockbuster binge-a-thon.
The little boy on E.T. has just found E.T.
It is a boy, isn't it?
Yes.
He's so cute.
And Drew Barrymore comes in later on.
We haven't seen her yet.
She's like four.
She's very cute.
If you haven't guessed, this is my first time seeing E.T., so.
It's just wild to me.
It continues to shock me.
I thought I'd just see if it aged well first.
I didn't want to go in too early with E.T.
I want to hear your E.T. impression before we move on with the show.
I've never heard E.T. do the voice.
No, no, this will be my impersonation of Bree doing an impersonation of E.T. Okay, you've heard it. E.T. do the voice. No, no, this will be my impersonation of Bree doing an impersonation of E.T.
Okay, you've heard it.
E.T. phone home.
I don't sound anything like that.
If that was a bad E.T. impression,
blame Bree.
It's Tradie
versus Lady.
Three, two,
one, let's go.
Welcome to Tradie versus Lady where the scores are roundabout even.
We're not quite sure.
Maybe they're exactly even.
I think it's about 39-39 because the Tradies picked up a win yesterday.
But look, someone could tell me anything at this point, and I'd believe them.
The moon is made of cheese.
I believe you.
Yeah, that's how tired we are.
Our lady today is calling from Christchurch.
She's 36, and she got into the housing market when she was 18.
Oh, get out of here, Kerry.
Kerry.
Way to
show off, Kerry. No, we love
that for you. How many bed, how many
bath? Oh, look,
I've only got one house now, but you know,
four bed, two bath.
And are you mortgage free at 38?
Oh, nearly, hopefully.
Soon. Yeah, girl, get it.
So jealous of you, Kerry.
Alright, you're taking on our tradie from Wellington.
He's 40 and he loves all people.
Welcome to the show, Sam.
Hey, how are you?
G'day, Sam. That's a nice fun fact.
Or are you being sarcastic?
Yeah, I'm just a
you know,
just a raw mowing guy for the last 20, 30 years.
You've met all kinds of people in that job, wouldn't you?
Yeah, it'd be great.
I do, yeah.
They've invited me overseas.
They've like, yeah, they've done all sorts for me.
Wow.
You must do one hell of a lawn.
He's a people person.
I'm just a cheap guy.
That's why, because I love everyone, as I said.
Yeah.
All right.
Sam, your buzzer is...
I'm not in a bad way, but yeah.
No, absolutely.
Your buzzer is tradie, Sam, and Kerry, yours is lady.
The first three correct answers gets 50 bucks.
Let's go.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What type of fish was Nemo?
Calfish.
Buzz in with tradady, your lady.
You've got to use your buzzer.
Oh, I haven't got a buzzer.
Trady.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Calfish.
It was a clownfish.
Trady.
We're going to give you this one, Sam,
but you've got to buzz in with Trady if you want to have a guess, okay?
Sorry.
Okay.
No, you're all good.
You're all good.
Everyone gets one.
All right, question number two.
Who plays John McClane in the Die Hard films?
Bruce Willis.
Lady.
Trady, Bruce Willis.
Oh, I'm going to say.
Lady, we've got to go with the lady.
She buzzed first.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ladies before gentlemen.
All right.
Bruce Willis.
Bruce Willis.
You've got all the right answers, Sam.
You just need to buzz in.
All right.
It means we're one apiece.
Question number three.
What type of sportsman does Amanda Bynes impersonate in the movie She's the Man?
Lady.
Yes, Kerry.
Football, soccer player.
It is a football, soccer player.
Nice work.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number four.
Oh, I love the ladies.
What?
Sam?
Sam.
Use your buzzer, Sam.
You can get this one.
Okay, buzz in with tradie or lady, if you know.
Question number four.
What type of factory did Willy Wonka own?
Lady.
Chocolate.
Tradie.
Tradie chocolate.
Oh, Sam, you're killing us.
We have to go with Kerry, who buzzed it.
Yeah, yeah, that's fair enough.
Yeah, fair enough.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
She's a lady.
Hey, Kerry, you get the 50 bucks cash,
and Sam, we're going to make sure you walk away with some KFC
because you're an absolute vibe, okay?
Oh, you guys are too much. You guys are so special. And Sam, we're going to make sure you walk away with some KFC because you're an absolute vibe, okay?
Oh, you guys are too much.
You guys are so special.
Nah, you are, Sam.
You've made our afternoon.
Stop it. Stop it.
Have a great weekend, guys.
Thanks for playing Trading First Lady.
Bree and Clint.
We are riding.
Oh, Bree and Clint.
Yep, don't hit that office.
24-hour blockbuster binge-a-thon.
I'm glad someone's onto it because I know I am not. We haven't slept. for our Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
I'm glad someone's onto it because I know I am not.
We haven't slept.
No.
We haven't slept since Wednesday night.
Yes.
So.
Been up since six yesterday morning.
Have not slept.
Well, we've had a little 30 minutes here and there.
What's the strongest stimulant we've had?
Caffeine and sugar.
That's it.
That's it.
That is it.
And KFC chicken salt.
Pure willpower.
I've been doing lines of it. Look, we are here in Tauranga at the 16th Ave Theatre,
and it's all to educate you on your movie knowledge, Clint.
You needed this in your life. And I think
I'm much more educated than I was 24 hours
ago. Well, that's very interesting
you say that because I thought
to test you to see how much
knowledge you gathered
over the last 36 hours.
I've put together a little quiz,
a little movie quiz based on
the movies we have watched. Well, you'll
also remember that yesterday I won What's the Plot as well.
Well, that's true.
In stunning fashion, by the way.
I know.
So maybe I have come in leaps and bounds.
That is very true.
There's a series of five questions.
If you get three out of five, I reckon it's a pass.
Okay, great.
Okay.
Do I win anything?
I think you win the pride.
Love and adoration of the people.
That's what I've been questing for my whole career.
Yep.
Okay.
That's what you win.
I'll finally be respected.
A respected broadcaster.
They'll invite me to speak at my broadcasting school.
Finally, after 20 years.
Look, let's not go too far.
You didn't even graduate the broadcasting school.
Exactly.
It's even more impressive.
So the list of movies we have watched, everyone playing along at home,
Step Up, Erin Brockovich, The Departed, She's the Man, Ace Ventura,
When Nature Calls, Finding Nemo, Die Hard, White Chicks, and E.T.
Yep.
Is currently playing.
So they're the movies we've watched. And here comes your quiz.
Question number one.
Name one character name from the movie Step Up.
Oh.
Just one character name.
Duke.
Nah, that was She's the Man.
What was Channing's name?
Oh.
Any character.
Skinny.
Nice.
He's done it.
Yes.
By the skin of his teeth, so to speak.
By the skinny of my teeth.
Got it.
Perfect.
You're one up.
Here we go.
Question number two.
What year did Finding Nemo come out?
2003.
Excellent, because we've discussed it intricately
We keep talking about it because we can't figure out how it looks so good
And how it's been 21 years
It stood the test of time for sure
Okay, you're two from two, here comes question number three
What role did the real Erin Brockovich play in the movie?
She was the waitress in the diner in the first act of the film.
She was indeed.
I only know that because Brie told me that fun fact,
but I retained it. She was indeed.
Nice work. I'm impressed.
You do listen to me sometimes.
Alright, here comes question number four. You've already
won, but this is now for bragging rights.
Who lives at the end
of the movie
The Departed?
I'll take character name or actor's name.
The actor's name is Mark Wahlberg,
and his character starts with a D, but I can't remember what it is.
I'll give it to you.
Nice work.
Is Mark Wahlberg.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
This is for the five from five.
I want the five from five now.
I have to get it.
Here we go.
It might be the hardest one.
Can you recite the Slinky song from the Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Me?
No, no, no.
If it's a roundabout, I'll give it to you.
Do you want me to start it off?
No.
Slinky, slinky, everyone loves a slinky.
Is that it? Is that it?
Is that it?
You know what?
I'll give it to you.
Yeah.
How does it actually go?
Everyone loves a slinky.
Everyone needs a slinky.
Slinky, slinky, go, slinky, go.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Pretty bloody good.
Pretty good.
There you go.
I have been paying attention.
Nice work, mate.
I'm proud of you.
I've figured out over this 24 hours that I'm definitely not ADD
because otherwise I would not have been able to sit there.
Not at all.
And pay attention for this whole time.
You've done well.
So that was a free diagnosis.
There must be something else wrong with me.
Bree and Clint.
And they say nothing ages you faster than bad sleep or lack of sleep.
I believe it.
I feel like we've aged a week in the last day.
100%.
You can see it on each other's face, eh?
It's strange.
I can feel it in my body.
Well, coincidentally, the New Zealand Herald have published five simple tests
that you can do to figure out if you're aging well.
Because we're all aging, but are we aging well?
I already know the answer for myself. What is it? I can tell from my back that I'm not aging well, because we're all aging, but are we aging well? I already know the answer for myself.
What is it?
I can tell from my back that I'm not aging well.
You're aging like a cheap Chardonnay.
Yeah, literally.
Bree, you're going to take one of the tests while I explain the other four.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we'll see how you've aged.
Okay.
Okay.
So one of the tests is to stand on one foot for as long as you can.
Okay.
Okay?
So why?
Can I pick what foot?
You can pick which foot.
I'm just going to do a little test while you tell us why.
Because falls are the most common cause of accidental death after road accidents.
Did you know that?
No.
So lack of balance has been linked to an early death.
So if you can't stand on this foot, you need to work on it.
You know what's weird?
Because I want you to live.
Is I'm right-handed, but I feel like my left foot has better balance.
You're left-footed.
Yeah.
Right-handed, left-footed.
Left-footed.
All right, Claudia's going to run a timer.
Okay.
And we'll know at the end because the time that you get is important, okay?
Okay.
So up on one foot.
Three, two, one.
The other test, she's up, by the way. She's, one. The other test, she's up by the way.
She's doing well. The other test you should be
able to do to know if you're ageing well, you should be able to
plank for 60 seconds. I'm glad you
didn't make me do that one. Yeah, but you
should be able to. If you're under 60 years old
you should be able to plank for 60 seconds.
If you can't, work on it. You should
be able to get out of a chair without going
UGH!
That's definitely not me.
Definitely not me either.
People under, this is wild, people under 60 should be able to get up and down 24 to 25
times in 30 seconds.
Really?
And men should be able to get 25 to 27 times in 30 seconds.
No way.
You should be able to squat press with some light weights, like two water bottles over
your head.
Okay.
For three sets of 10 to 12.
That seems like a lot.
Yeah, but it's something you should be able to do.
And you should have good grip strength, which you can test a whole bunch of ways,
but you should be able to grip things really well right up to the age of 60.
She's wobbling.
How's your grip strength?
Yeah, I've tested that out a few times over the years.
That's just the timer going dead, but if you're still going, you're all good.
Are you all good?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Okay.
Well, if you're over 80, you only need to go for five seconds on one foot.
Yeah.
If you're between 70 and 80, you should be getting about 10 to 15 seconds.
60 to 70-year-olds, 20 seconds. 50 to 7-year-olds, 70-year-olds, 20 seconds.
50 to 60-year-olds, 37 seconds.
40 to 50-year-olds, 40 seconds.
And you, under the age of 40, Bree,
you should have been able to get 43 seconds.
And have I done it?
Claudia, what's our time over there?
Do you feel good about how far you've gone so far?
I don't know.
Well, you're at a minute and 40 seconds.
Oh!
She's absolutely smashed it. Good. Because
my calf is cramping.
Real bad.
The latest live from LA with
Dean McCarthy. We've been doing
movies back to back for 24 hours and
this one very nearly made the cut.
Dean, Adam Sandler has confirmed
a sequel for Happy
Gilmore.
I cannot believe he is going to be coming back after 30 years
after the original film, Happy Gilmore Part 2.
Now, if you remember, this movie was iconic.
It was so iconic.
He played a hockey player and, of course, he...
But he had, like, a really, really hidden talent, the golf.
So he was actually very, very good at golf,
but you know, like he really wanted to be a hockey player.
It's absolutely hilarious.
That was where Shooter McGavin comes from, yeah?
Shooter McGavin was one of the characters.
Yeah, 100%.
Thank you for saying that and for appreciating it
because it was really iconic.
But there you go, after 30 years of perfect.
Adam Sandler, talk about a revival moment.
Totally.
He has done some deal with, not the devil, with Netflix
to make whatever film he wants.
And he has missed a Netflix movie now
because this new Happy Gilmore is going to be a Netflix film release.
I'm excited for this because obviously,
was the first Netflix film he did Uncut Jams?
Uncut Jams.
Uncut Jams. Possibly Jams? Uncut Jams.
Possibly.
And then he did all those Jennifer Aniston ones too.
Yeah, I'm so pumped for this.
Like never did I think there would be Happy Gilmore 2,
but it's one of his best films, so I'm excited.
Are you guys surprised to know that I've never seen Happy Gilmore?
I'm not surprised by anything you say anymore about movies.
That makes more sense to me than if you had seen it.
I've never seen Happy Gilmore and I've never seen,
what's the other Adam Sandler one that people love?
Billy Madison.
Billy Madison.
I thought they were the same movie.
I thought he played Billy Madison in Happy Gilmore.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Anyway, put it on the list.
That'll be on next year's list.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Ben McCarthy.
Bree and Clint. We are live from
Tauranga in the final hour, the final hour
of the Blockbuster Binge-a-thon. We have done it.
We're here at the last hurdle
and E.T. is in
the last moments
and it's iconic. It's wonderful.
It's a beautiful movie that we're not really paying
any attention to because we're busy.
Yes. Visually, beautiful.
Beautiful movie. I want to talk about twins for a second.
I'm fascinated by twins, especially identical twins.
Yeah.
Or long lost twins.
Or long lost, even better, long lost identical twins.
Remember that documentary, Three Identical Strangers, where they were long lost triplets?
Identical.
Identical triplets?
Yeah.
Buzzy.
So buzzy.
Me and Calvinplets? Yeah. Buzzy. So buzzy. Me and Calvin Harris?
Yeah, totally. The exact
same story. We've just got to get the DNA test
done. That's the final piece of the puzzle. Do you
need the DNA test? I mean, it's uncanny.
It's uncanny. It is uncanny.
There's Canadian influencers.
They're identical twins.
And they're in a bit of hot water at the moment.
Which one's got more followers?
I think they're one of those.
Because that's when you know it's purely down to the content.
If you're identical, you can't say it's because of your looks
that the one's got more followers.
It's purely because one does better content.
They've got one account.
Oh, cop out.
You know those type of twins?
Cop out.
Where they just have one account?
Yeah.
It's at chance underscore twins, and they're copping a bit of heat
as one of them,
one of the twins said to her
workplace that she wanted to
take some leave and her
boss denied the leave and said, no,
you can't take leave then. She'd already
booked the holiday.
So then she asked her identical
twin sister to fill in for her
for two weeks at her job.
Yeah.
Her twin sister did that.
Yeah.
No one realised it.
Yeah.
Then they boasted about it online.
Yeah.
The boss saw it and then sent them a stern email being like, you can't do that.
Nah, that's fine.
Play on.
If you didn't notice, it's fine.
Then it's all good.
She obviously did a good enough job.
She organised cover for herself and it was the type of person that you liked because
you hired the identical version of them.
So long as this person's not like a surgeon or something.
Yeah.
No, I think they just worked in like an office job.
Play on.
I think it's fine.
If anything, well done.
I'd be impressed.
Can I have some leave?
No.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to find a way to still go on the holiday
that doesn't inconvenience you at all.
They will be identical to me.
Literally. It's like the plot of a movie, though, because that's what twins do in movies, isn't it? It is. still go on the holiday that doesn't inconvenience you at all. They will be identical to me, literally.
It's like the plot of a movie, though,
because that's what twins do in movies, isn't it?
It is, but is it just in movies?
That's what Lindsay Lohan and her twin did in that movie,
The Parent Trap.
This is what I want to get to the bottom of this afternoon.
Oh, good movie reference from you.
Yeah, thanks.
I'm the movie guy on the show now.
Listen to him.
He's watched 10 movies.
He's a movie buff.
I want to get to the bottom of it.
Is it just something that happens in movies?
Yeah.
Or are identical twins stepping in for one another?
Yeah, yeah.
Substituting?
Did you do the old switcheroo with your identical twin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd love to know.
Has it been done?
And we all know the story we're looking for.
You went on a date with your identical twin's partner.
100%. And then what happened
after that?
Who did they like more?
But it might not have been that.
It might have been school.
It might have been work.
It might have been sports team.
Yeah.
Like Amanda Bynes
and she's the man.
I'm on fire.
You're killing it.
It could have been even
that you get really nervous
when you're meeting
like your significant
other's parents
and so you asked your identical twin,
who's way more charismatic to step in for you.
Oh, at andrewdiles.com, or you can text your story to 9696.
We'd love to know when you did the old switcheroo
with your identical twin.
Bree and Clint.
We're here live at 16th Ave Theatre in Tauranga,
and the Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
We're in the last 45 minutes. That's it. at 16th Ave Theatre in Tauranga, and the Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
We're in the last 45 minutes.
That's it.
It all wraps up in 45 minutes.
What a journey.
It's been a journey,
but right now we're talking about identical twins,
and if you've ever switched places.
Not just that.
We're getting just buzzy twin stories come through.
Which we love.
As well, like this one here.
My mum's a twin.
She recently found out that her and her twin have different fathers.
No way. So they were
just two eggs that were fertilised
by two
different men. Can that
happen? Around the same time?
I'm looking at the ladies in the room for
confirmation on whether this can happen.
Don't look at me. I don't know.
Yeah, right? Because you can be twins from different eggs. Really? So at me. I don't know. Yeah, right?
Because you can be twins from different eggs.
Really?
So, yeah, if the dads go back to back, then Monday, Tuesday maybe,
in the same cycle.
God, that'd be rare.
Yeah.
Surely.
Yeah.
It'd be quite rare. You have to get your calendar timings.
That's three calendars you've got to sync up.
It would have to be bang on.
To be able to achieve that.
Someone texted through and they said, and I won't, they've named the people.
The college and the year?
Yeah.
Very incriminating.
Very incriminating.
But they said there were these two girls, identical twins, who switched classes at school
and then switched exams depending on which twin was better at the subject.
And they never got caught.
Never got caught, you little B words.
Isn't that hilarious?
I mean, play to your advantages.
Let's talk to Matt on 0800 DARS at M for a twin story.
G'day, Matt.
Hi, Matt.
G'day, team.
How's it going?
Good.
What's your twin story?
Twin sons and they were up at Northern Base.
One of them decided to shoot into town with a couple of friends and got pulled over at the checkpoint.
Okay, right.
Had his brother's licence sitting in the car,
gave him his identical twin's details,
got pinged for too many people in the car on a restricted licence.
So his brother had to go to court for him and took the rap.
You're kidding me.
Was the brother ropeable?
Still talks about it to this day.
Yeah.
We'll never let it go.
I bet I wouldn't let it go.
I'd be so angry.
Now, I've also got identical twin girls you do not you've got identical boys and identical twin girls so i've got identical twin
girls to my first marriage identical twin boys to my second marriage so i can oh yeah that's
actually unbelievable have you looked up how rare that is to have two sets of identical twins? It's a lot more common than you would think.
So there's a guy that's got twins and triplets.
So, yeah, I didn't want to go that far.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is what will make it the most incredible.
Matt, are you also an identical twin?
No.
Oh, could have had the trilogy.
Sometimes you've got to shoot the greatness, you know?
Just quick question, who's more of a handful,
your identical twin girls or your identical twin boys?
Oh, boys were more of a handful growing up,
but the girls sort of had their moments.
But, yeah, yeah, definitely the boys.
Definitely the boys.
Very diplomatic.
Well, it sounds like the boys are a rat bag.
So what did the twin girls do?
So I used to dress the girls for primary school and stuff like that
and would always put them in different dresses, never the same,
and always put their names on their dresses.
Came home and they'd swap dresses.
I said, hang on a second, I put you in that dress.
And they said, Dad, we went and changed
and we played the entire day as each other,
and all our friends do, and none of the teachers did.
It was so much fun, Dad.
I'm like, oh.
That is the best.
I love it.
That's the best.
Thanks, Matt.
Let's go to Bridget on 0800.
G'day, Bridget.
Hi, Bridget.
Hello.
How are you guys?
We're good.
We're good, thanks.
Tell us, mate, twins swapping places,
was it you and your twin? Well, we're actually not twins. We're sisters, and we thanks. Tell us, mate, twins swapping places, was it you and your twin?
Well, we're actually not twins.
We're sisters, and we're two years apart, and we just look really similar.
Okay.
And I'm quite notorious for losing my ID, so I just use her ID all the time.
And so one time we went to town, and I actually forgot my ID,
and we wanted to go to the same bar.
So I took her ID, and I just went into the bar first with it
and then our friend took the ID back outside to her
and she came in four people later.
What?
It shows that the bouncers aren't really looking that closely, eh?
They're just looking at the age.
Looking at age.
Look similar.
Unbelievable.
Bridget, you guys must look really similar.
Yeah, and we used to work at Subway together
and people would always think we were twins and get confused.
How good for the one that's a bit older?
Because you're like, yeah, that's right, we are twins and we're the same age.
Thanks so much.
That's a great story.
Someone said, these are my friends, identical twin boys.
One of them absolutely rubbish at maths and the other one is a genius.
When they went to sit their NCEA Level 3 exams, See, why not?
I would.
Yeah, but the other twin, the dumber one,
going to have to find a way to pay you back in other ways, aren't they?
Yeah, well, I mean, that is fair enough.
They're going to have to build you a house or something like that.
I'm sure they're good at something else.
Yeah, totally.
Dumber was a harsh word.
Do I regret it? No.
Nah. No regrets today.
It's not me who was saying it. It's NCEA Level
3 that was saying it. Exactly.
And you're equally smart on paper
according to your qualifications. So all good
in the hood.
Avril Lavigne.
Tell me why do you have to go and make things so good? She's in the news. Bree and Clint. Avril Lavigne.
Is in the news today because she has gone on the Call Me Daddy podcast to talk about that weird rumor that's been going around for a long time
that she actually died in 2003 and she got replaced by a body double
because the real Avril Lavigne was actually dead.
Oh, is Breeze Mike dead?
Is that what the issue is?
Check one, two.
Check one, two.
No.
No.
Can you hear me now?
There she is.
Sorry, my wireless mic just died.
We need new batteries.
No worries.
Anyway, so she's gone on this podcast,
and here she is talking about it,
because she's never really talked about it.
No one's actually put the question to her directly.
Did you die in 2003 and get replaced by Avril Lavigne body double?
This is big news.
Yeah.
Here's what she had to say.
There's a conspiracy theory that I'm not me.
Yeah.
Just to give people context,
there's a conspiracy theory
that Avril Lavigne
is no longer with us
and there is a woman
named Melissa.
Does it annoy you
that there will be people
that comment on this episode
being like,
that's Melissa.
That's not Avril.
When did it start?
My second album?
I don't know.
I mean, obviously,
I am me.
It's so dumb.
It started in 2003
when she was 19.
She's 38 now.
39, I think, actually.
Isn't that wild that for some reason a rumor like that would just start
and then it would gain so much momentum that it would be known worldwide?
Yeah, but she didn't deny it.
Did you hear that?
She didn't deny it.
She didn't, did she?
Because with any conspiracy theory,
people go
in, and you can find
evidence to support either
theory, either way.
Exactly. And the Avril Lavigne
one is a fun one, because
there's some good detail
there. There is some good detail. It's kind of like
and don't
correct me if I'm wrong because i
probably am wrong but there's a rumor that has gone around about craig david for many years that
he's actually a cyborg oh okay yeah i think it was craig david craig david well pharrell who doesn't
age everald talked about that too she goes so on the one hand i'm not me and i've been replaced by a fake me and then on the
other hand i look exactly the same and i haven't aged and i look exactly the same as i did when i
first came out so which one is it am i me or am i am i me more than any i've ever been or am i a
different version of me i think the thing i would take mostly is that she looks great for her age
and she doesn't age she also has a Hits album coming out later this year,
which I find weird that artists still release Greatest Hits
because surely you just go, this is Avril Lavigne on Spotify.
But I guess she put out a record or something like that.
She's also launching a world tour.
Well, that might be the reason she's launching the Greatest Hits.
But it means she might come to New Zealand.
I hope so.
She'd go well in New Zealand.
She wouldn't dog New Zealand.
No.
Not like these other artists.
Not like Billie Eilish.
Yeah, they're dogging New Zealand.
Who else dogged New Zealand recently?
Olivia Rodrigo.
Olivia Rodrigo dogged New Zealand.
Yeah.
I heard Avril Lavigne, the skater boy she talks about in that song,
is from New Zealand.
You're right, yeah.
He hangs out at Victoria Park.
Yeah, exactly.
Neck, my nut.
He wears boom jeans and fat tongue etnies.
Bree and Clint.
Today is...
Oh, gay!
Yeah, nice.
We've still got it.
Today's a Pink Shirt Friday.
And so, here to tell us all about it is friend of the show, former ZM staffer himself,
and Pink Shirt Day ambassador, the lovely Cam Mansell.
Hi, Cam.
Hi, Cam.
Hi, how are you guys?
Cam's trying to join in.
I love it.
Cam, we're in your hometown of Tauranga today, and you're up in Auckland, and you've been
repping Pink Shirt Day.
For those who don't know, and I feel like they've done a great job of making sure everybody knows about Pink Shirt Day,
but just in case, what is Pink Shirt Day for?
Pink Shirt Day is basically a day to try and stamp out bullying.
There is a lot of bullying that goes on, not only in schools,
in workplaces, maybe potentially even in your home.
I mean, hopefully not.
But yeah, it's basically a day about acknowledging that bullying is going on.
And I guess for people who are being bullied, just reiterating the fact that it's not okay,
what they're going through and that there are people who see it, hear it and are here to support
them. And by wearing a pink shirt on pink shirt day, I feel like you're saying to people who
maybe are suffering bullying and maybe suffering in silence as well that, hey, I am someone you can talk to about this.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can talk to me about it.
I am sympathetic to whatever you are going through
and I won't stand for bullying as well.
Right, Cam?
Yeah, 100%.
That's exactly it.
And it's been quite cool today.
Like, I walked down Queen Street today
and there was a whole bunch of people wearing pink shirts
and it's just like, you do the little eyebrow thing and you're like, ah, you're in LA too.
I love it.
You're in a little gang.
Yeah.
It's become super well known, which is awesome to see.
And something I've noticed, Cam, is you've shared quite a lot of your story.
And it's quite personal to you because you were bullied when you were younger.
Yeah.
It definitely wasn't a good time and i
think at the time i didn't really realize how serious it was and felt quite isolated so the
fact that there are so many people who get on board with pink shirt day now i think is the coolest
thing yeah it's not nice at all and i mean i have been bullied as well i think i've even probably
but when you get bullied sometimes you go on to bully as well.
So people reflect on that kind of thing.
It's just horrible to think, especially for kids,
that they would be going to school and not be having the best time of their life.
It kind of breaks my heart to think about that kind of thing.
It is the worst thing in the world, and I've had my own experiences.
But I think the biggest thing that i want to say about um this topic is that
if you're not doing the bullying or you're not being bullied if you're one of the people that's
standing by and you're watching it happen like have the guts to stand up and say something and
if you need like a group of people to do that try and gather people and stand up and say something
to stamp it out because you can make
the difference even if you're not directly involved um because i do tend to find people get quite
quiet and awkward in those situations but if you do have the guts to stand up and say something
it's so important and um you know would mean the world to someone who is going through that at the time. And with the benefit of age, I guess, you can see,
and I hope, this is what I really hope the people
who are going through bullying understand,
that whoever is bullying you,
it says so much more about that person than it does about you.
And it almost entirely comes from a place of insecurity.
It has nothing to do with you.
It actually has.
It has nothing to do with you.
Nothing to do with you.
It's all to do with them and at the end of the day,
it's really hard to know that when you're young,
but it all comes out in the wash eventually.
How pink did you go today, Cam?
Did you stop at just the T-shirt?
I did actually just stop at the T-shirt.
I was going to wear some pink jeans as well, but I thought maybe I'd just...
What about undies?
Yeah, do you get pink undies on?
No.
I don't have any pink undies.
I gave you my pink undies to borrow.
You told me that's what you wanted them for.
They cannot accommodate a man like Cam Mantle.
Oh, my.
This is reverse bullying.
Oh, wow.
We're pumping him up.
This is positive bullying. Oh, that does not need any more pumping up. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. That is reverse bullying. Oh, wow. We're pumping him up. This is positive bullying.
Oh, that does not need any more pumping up.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
That is a weapon.
Guys, my DMs are closed.
Cam Mansell, thanks for helping us celebrate Pink Shirt Day.
You're a good man.
Thanks for having me, guys.
Enjoy my hometown.
Beautiful things.
We've just wrapped up our Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
I've never felt older.
Honestly. Not sleeping for a night.
Yeah. And it gives you
an insight into what new parents go
through. God, I feel for you guys.
It's a form of torture. It is a form of torture.
And that's just one night. Yeah.
Can you imagine doing months and
months and months? Well, you can. You did it.
And we... Yeah.
Wait a second. You've actually done it. And we did this
for fun, so we're not looking for any sympathy. No,
not at all. But we do have a Friday
Oki left in us, so let's do that.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Rian Clint's
Friday
Oki.
We're not going to deprive the people of
the Friday Oki, so we thought about it
ahead of time,
and this has been recorded before the blockbuster binge-a-thon.
I think that's key.
I don't think either Bree or I are in peak physical condition.
No.
Vocally, at the moment.
So on Wednesday, before we hit the road,
we spent 15 minutes each with our technical producer, Sam,
who is a wizard.
He's a weapon.
To do our best cashier in Pitbull.
Such a mega hit.
Wasn't it?
It was global mega hit.
Some of the worst rap lyrics I've heard.
I mean, you're not wrong.
Not until you read them off the screen and do them yourself,
you go, did you even try Pitbull?
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
This biggity boy's a diggity dog.
He's like, give me my money.
But we love him despite of his lyrics.
Absolutely.
And it's a classic, so Bree chose it.
This is what's going to happen.
You're going to hear Bree's Timber,
then you're going to hear my Timber,
and then you're going to call 0800-DALZ-EDM
to vote for your favourite Timber.
That's how it's going to work.
I chose the song, so I will go first.
Here it comes.
Crank her up.
This is Brie doing Pitbull.
Can we hear it?
Oh, no.
Can we hear it?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Let me try one more time.
I'm going to drag it over to here, and you can tell me.
This is...
Okay, Brie first, then you'll hear mine.
It's going down.
I'm yelling timber.
You better move.
You better dance.
Let's make a night.
You won't remember.
I'll be the one.
You won't forget.
Ooh, ooh, forget. Ooh,
ooh,
ooh, ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh,
ooh, The biggity boys, the diggity dog That have them like Miley Cyrus clothes off Twerking in the bras and thongs Face down, booty up
That's the way we like to want
Slicker than an oil spill
She says she won't, but I bet she will
When you're running around and around
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down
When you're running around and around
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round End of the night, it's going down. One more shot, another round.
End of the night, it's going down.
How good?
Here, please.
How good?
Oh, mate.
I don't know if it was good.
I feel like there was good parts.
And after last week's pantsing, I got a pantsing last week.
You got a 5-0 drubbing last week.
A 5-0 absolute pantsing. I felt like I needed a week. You got a 5-0 drubbing last week.
A 5-0 absolute pantsing.
I felt like I needed a solid week.
I don't know if that was it.
I really like that.
I thought you nailed your Kesha.
Okay.
My critique would be I'm not sure if your pitbull was creepy enough.
Oh.
Yeah.
Needed more creepo in there. I think I needed a little bit more creepo in your pitbull.
But I don't know.
I don't know what the people took out of it.
Someone on the text machine said,
I think the spirit of Kesha took over Brie.
I do not think my pitbull will lack creep.
Gotcha.
I don't know if it will have rhythm or cadence or pitch or tone.
Yes.
I think it will have creep.
Well, I know you pretty well, and you can bring the creep.
So here it comes.
This is my
pitbull and Kesha.
No. Oh God.
Take your time. Take your time.
We're live from Tauranga so
there's, you know, a few hiccups but we're
going to get it. Claudia, I'm going to need some urgent help
to find my one. I think we've only got my short
version on here. Which could
benefit you in the long
run of this game.
We're just searching for
Clint's long form version.
Claudia is
on it. Text us
through some comments.
There's live radio. There's some really nasty
stuff on the text machine for me.
Someone said, no, please stop.
We're on. And we're on. Here we go.
Here's Clint's Timber. We're on. And we're on. Here we go. Here's Clint's Timber.
We're in Clint's.
It's going down.
I'm yelling timber.
You better move.
You better dance.
Let's make a night.
You won't remember.
I'll be the one.
You won't forget.
Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. You won't forget. I'm out. Swing your butt around and round. End of the night, it's going down. One more shot, the door's around.
End of the night, it's going down.
It was good.
It was good.
I asked to add that last little vocal run at the end there.
I don't think I should have.
I think I should have asked to leave it out.
I regret putting it in as well.
Looking back on it, it was good, mate.
I felt like it was strong.
It was a strong one.
The universe was sending you a sign by only loading the short version of your one in, Clint.
Hey, look, we've given it everything.
Okay, we've gone, we've swung for the fences.
We've gone as hard as we can.
We've tried.
And at the end of the day, you guys always get the last say.
We want your votes.
We need five to decide the winner.
Who have you got this week?
0800 dial ZM.
We'll talk to you next.
And even though it is Pink Shirt Day,
you can bully us. Yeah.
Okay? It's okay to bully us in
Friday Okie. We love the feedback.
Bree and Clint.
For Friday Okie!
Claire,
for a Friday, you've just
heard us take on Pitbull and Kesha.
It's an absolute banger. Mine sounded
like this. It's going down.
I'm yelling timber.
You better move.
You better dance.
And mine sounded like this.
Working at the car wash.
Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah.
God, you really missed the lyrics on this week's one, didn't you?
Do you have a replay of yours?
I do.
Oh, I'm so tired.
I don't even care anymore.
No, I do care.
I don't care anymore either.
Bree sounded like that and Bree sounded like this.
Oh.
God.
Okay, ready?
Hold on.
Reset.
Your sounded like...
It's going down
I'm yelling timber
You better move
You better dance
We've done so well up until this point.
We haven't slept since Wednesday night.
That's all right, though.
That's all right.
We're here and we're having fun.
And we're going to get through this quickly.
We're going to get three votes to decide Friday Oki this week. And we're going to kick it off with Jess. Hi, Jess. right, though. That's all right. We're here and we're having fun. And we're going to get through this quickly. We're going to get three votes to decide Friday Oki this week.
And we're going to kick it off with Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, how's it going?
We're great, mate.
It's terrible, Jess.
I'm not going to lie to you.
No, I'm kidding, Jess.
It's good.
It's good.
We'd love to hear your feedback and your vote for Friday Oki.
I have to say, I've never been able to pick between the two of you so quickly before,
but within the first 10 seconds
of hearing Clint,
when I heard that creepy whisper
of Timber,
I laughed so hard.
It was an instant win for me
and it just got better and better.
The enthusiasm was insane.
So, well done, Clint.
I love that it's the creepiness
that got me over the line.
Fair enough.
Fair enough, Jess. I hear you. Thanks, Jess. I appreciate it.'s the creepiness that got me over the line. Fair enough. Fair enough, Jess.
I hear you.
Thanks, Jess.
I appreciate it.
Let's go to Jamie on 0800 dial ZM.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi.
What do you think about Friday Oaky?
What did you think about Kesha Pitbulls?
Yeah, I've got to say it's a throwback to the Kenan Barbie situation, I think.
But I've got to go with Clint.
Yeah.
What did you like about it? I think it was the got her a Clint. Yeah. What did you like about it?
I think it was the timber in the background,
so I think it gave it a little bit of the same as the same gold.
The all-round moron pitch and key, maybe.
No, you had a good Kesha.
No, I don't think I did.
You had a good Kesha.
No, I can admit when mine was crappy and it wasn't very good.
And you looked like Kesha too.
Which, what era?
One where she rolled herself in glitter?
The hot one.
Whatever one you like to be told you look like.
I'll take that.
Thanks, Jamie.
Thanks, Jamie.
Have a good weekend.
One more vote from Sianna Lee.
Hi, Sianna Lee.
Hi, Sianna Lee.
Oh, my gosh, hi.
Oh, my gosh, hi.
Clint's already won.
I'm literally so excited.
But we'd love to hear what are you thinking, mate?
Tell us your thoughts and then we need to hear your vote.
Oh, Brie, I literally love you so much,
but I feel like Clint's just like so slay.
That's okay.
I love you still.
It's all good.
I've never been called so slay in my life.
You've made my day, Sianalee.
You have a fantastic weekend.
Thanks so much.
Oh, my gosh, you too.
Bye, mate.
Have a good weekend.
God, another pantsing for me.
That's a 3-0 down trowel.
That's okay.
I had fun.
I'm yelling timber.
You better move.
You better dance.
There we go.
That'll do it.
Let's do a birthday banger, shall we?
Yeah.
Have we got a birthday banger left in us?
We've got a birthday banger left in us.
Let's send people into the weekend with an absolute ripper.
0800 dials it in right now.
We'll do your birthday bangers next.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Let's do it, guys.
For a Friday, we're on the home stretch.
Let's get you there.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
Catherine's going to go first.
Kia ora, Catherine.
Hi, Catherine.
Are you there, Cat?
No Catherine.
I've got Catherine's birthday.
Should we push forward?
Yeah, go for it.
Catherine was born on the 29th of January, 1975.
So she was 16 in 91, and here's her birthday banner.
Churn.
Vanilla ice.
Yeah, churn.
Vanilla essence.
It has the essence of vanilla about it, this song, doesn't it?
It does.
Strong essence of vanilla.
Okay, let's do a birthday banger for Maddie. Are you with us, Maddie?
Hi, Maddie.
Hello. Hello.
I'm so glad you are with us because I heard it's your
birthday, Maddie. It is.
Happy birthday, mate.
How's your day been? Thank you.
Yeah, no, it's been good. Super chill
and just having a couple of wines now, so that's
great. Oh, I love to hear it.
Have you got any prezzies yet?
Yeah, quite a few, actually.
People around me did really well.
Yeah?
Oh, nice.
What was the best one, your favourite out of the lot?
Oh, that's a hard one.
No, it's not.
You don't want to offend anyone.
Yeah, you know.
Did you get a Frank Green drink bottle? Yeah, yeah, probably that. That's probably it. Yeah, I's not. You don't want to offend anyone. Yeah, you know. Did you get a Frank Green drink bottle?
Yeah, yeah, probably that.
That's probably it.
Hell yeah.
I like it.
All right, well, what year are we talking, Maddie?
2001.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2017.
And on this day in 2017, this was at the top.
DJ Khaled, Justin Bieber, and Chance the Rapper.
I'm the one.
Do you like it, Maddie?
It's okay.
I feel like I feel a bit the same.
It's okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
It doesn't blow my panties up, you know?
No, no.
Definitely not.
Ice Ice Baby blow your panties up?
Yeah, Ice Ice Baby Marilyn Monroe's me.
Does it?
Is that what you look for in a birthday banger?
Yeah.
Something to blow air up your panties?
Does it blow my panties up?
Okay, wait there, Maddie.
We're going to do one more birthday banger
and try to blow those panties away with Ashton's birthday banger.
G'day, Ashton.
Hi, Ashton.
Hello, how are you?
We're good, thank you, mate.
Now, you're looking to blow both of our panties up.
All we need is your birthday.
Great, the 10th of May, 2000.
All right.
Oh, it was your birthday not last week.
So happy birthday for last week.
You were 16, though, in 2016, and this is your birthday banger. panda designer i quite like it weird song one hit wonder
that's a tune panda panda panda what do you reckon ashton
no not a joke it's not it what would you pick um i say Eye size baby.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
Let's do it.
Thanks, Ashton.
Thanks for calling up.
And happy birthday, Maddie, for today.
But I think we're going to go with Catherine, aren't we?
I think so.
Happy birthday, Maddie.
But Catherine, you've won birthday banger.
Oh, thanks, guys.
It's great.
I really appreciate it.
So nice to talk to you, Catherine.
What are you up to for the weekend?
I'm going to get a back quack and sack wax.
Oh, lovely. Well, you know, numbing cream is your friend, okay, Catherine. What are you up to for the weekend? I'm going to get a back quack and sack wax. Oh, lovely.
Well, you know, numbing cream is your friend, okay, Catherine?
Have a good weekend.
Thanks, guys.
See you later.
We've been going for a very long time, but you know what?
I wouldn't give it up for anything.
It was a great experience watching you experience all these amazing films.
Did you enjoy that part of it? That was my favourite
part. Honestly,
my favourite part after you watch
a movie was hearing what you thought of it
and you rating it. That was my favourite
thing. Well, it's very rare that you find
someone who hasn't watched movies that
are so old. We're watching movies from
1988, 2003.
Erin Brockovich was from 1998.
Yeah, you're like a time capsule.
Totally.
Yeah.
I'm like a movie virgin.
Literally.
I'm the 37-year-old movie virgin.
Because it was my favourite thing,
seeing you experience all these films for the first time.
I would love to hear from you.
Because we watched, I think,
did we watch about 10 or 11 films all up?
Nine. We got through nine films in total.
Nine films all up. I would love to
hear your rating from
the best to the worst.
Worst of the
list of really good movies though. Exactly.
So it doesn't necessarily mean that you thought
it was a bad film but you just
rate it from one through nine. I can do that.
I'm going to caveat it at the beginning.
I'm not going to rate E.T. because I didn't really get to watch it.
Yeah, fair.
We've been doing the radio show the whole time.
It looks visually stunning for a film that came out in the 80s.
Is it an 80s film?
80s film.
80s film.
I can see Stranger Things all over it.
100%.
You can see the influence.
The influence they had on Stranger Things.
But I'm going to leave it out because it's not fair to rate it. Okay%. But you can see the... The influence. The influence it had on Stranger Things. But I'm going to leave it out
because it's not fair to rate it.
Okay, I like that.
So I've got eight films here
and I will start with the eighth film on my list,
which I'm so torn because I know how much you love it,
but I'm going to give place eight to Ace Ventura.
No, you're not.
When Nature Calls.
And it had some very, very funny moments in it.
I thought it was such a...
It's quite shocking to me because I thought it was such a... It's quite shocking to me
because I thought it was such a universally funny film.
But there was lots of people in the room that were like,
no, not for me.
Maybe it's the time that we watched it,
6am on the back of an all-night bender.
But it was too much.
It was too much.
If we had kicked it off first,
maybe it would have got a higher rating.
Seventh place goes to Step Up.
Great film.
And it goes ahead of Ace Ventura because of the chemistry.
My God, the chemistry in that film.
It was there, wasn't it?
I mean, obviously, they had a couple of kids out of it.
I know.
It was real chemistry.
Yeah.
That's a sexy movie.
It is.
Like, if you and the partner want something to watch tonight
that's not too heavy and might get the old motor running,
bloody step up.
Put the step up on.
Come on, mate, step up.
Number six, She's the Man. She's the Man from running. Bloody step up. Put the step up on. Come on, mate, step up. Number six.
Yes.
She's the Man.
She's the Man from Amanda Bynes.
Very funny.
Very funny.
Very well written.
Very well acted by Amanda Bynes.
I couldn't quite get past thinking about what has happened to Amanda Bynes since,
and I think that kind of soured it for me a little bit.
Yeah, it is hard watching it now, knowing the path that she has, not she has taken.
No, what's happened to her.
What has happened to her.
But she's so bloody fantastic in it.
And her comedic timing and her physical comedy is unreal.
It's a great time capsule.
It's a great time capsule, that movie.
Number five, Die Hard.
Loved it.
You really liked it.
Yeah, it was great.
Great action.
Great cheesy lines. And Bruce Willis must have, it was great. Great action. Great cheesy lines.
And Bruce Willis must have, in 1988, been the coolest man on the planet.
He was the heartthrob.
Yeah.
He was.
You can tell why.
Yeah.
The guns, the attitude.
He had to spark.
He was with Demi Moore.
Yep.
Yep.
Then, after that, in place number four, Finding Nemo.
Incredible story.
It's a great storyline.
It's so well told.
The twists and turns are great. I had no idea how they were going to find Nemo. But, spoiler,, Finding Nemo, incredible story. It's a great storyline. It's so well told. The twists and turns are great.
I had no idea how they were going to find Nemo.
But spoiler, they find Nemo.
And it just works, doesn't it?
I didn't realize it came out in 2003.
So it's been 20 years that I haven't, there have been 20 whole years where I didn't watch Finding Nemo.
Will that be one you think you'll show to your girls eventually when you get home?
Just the sharks, a bit scary for them at the moment.
You can fast forward that part.
Then White Chicks in place number three.
So funny. That movie is so
up my alley because it is so
inappropriate. It's so ridiculous.
There's so many bits in it that you
couldn't get away with in a movie these days.
Oh, you want to talk about
mothers!
When they give the white girls in the car the permission to say the N-word,
Brie goes, they need to edit this bit out.
They need to edit this out of the film.
Because it has been called problematic.
It really has.
Number two was The Departed.
That is a freaking intense watch.
A Martin Scorsese, two and a half hours, twist, turns, gore, blood.
It's got it all.
Guns.
And an all-star cast.
Alec Baldwin is so funny.
Jack Nicholson in that film is so good.
He's brilliant.
Very good.
And then speaking of brilliant, the number one film has to go to Erin Brockovich.
Yes!
Julia Roberts, absolute smoke show.
What a fox. She is in that film, let alone her acting performance.
She's just got so much charisma, though, in the film.
And you know who has charisma, too, is the older guy who plays the lawyer.
Ed.
He's got so much charisma, too.
His character is fantastic.
And then you couple that with the fact that it's a true story.
I know I'm the last man on the planet to watch Erin Brockovich.
My wife messaged me when we were watching that and she said,
I studied this in high school.
How have you not seen it?
So, yeah, that's my list.
I think it's a solid ratings apart from Ace Ventura.
Apart from Ace Ventura.
I can live with it.
You can watch any film on that list this weekend
and have a great time apart from Ace Ventura.
If you want to find the list, excuse you.
Head to our socials.
It's up there on our socials if you want to find that list.
Bree and Clint, back up to this.
Bree and Clint.
We are just packing up from our big bloody birthday know what,
blockbuster binge-a-thon, watching movies.
Just be honest with the people.
We've got nothing to talk about here.
We've got nothing.
We literally have.
We actually thought we were finished all of our content for the day
and then we saw a big glaring hole
So
So
We've got to give people
What they want
I know it's hard
I don't want to dance
For the man anymore
And I know it's hard
To come up with four hours
Of things to talk about
Every single day
Especially when you haven't slept
Since Wednesday
Especially
Especially when we're
Not very interesting
I know
I know
But
But we have to
That's what keeps
The people coming back
So now What are we doing? I would like you have to. That's what keeps the people coming back. So now.
What are we doing?
I would like you to share one piece of information with the people that you've never shared before.
One thing, and I'll do it too.
One thing that people that have listened to this show for nigh on six years don't know about you, Brianna Thomas-El.
Can you go first so I can think about it for a second?
Yep.
Okay. Yep. Okay.
Yep.
When I was 11, I won a poetry competition in Rotorua
where I wrote a poem about depression.
Why?
And I won an award for it, and I got published in the paper,
and I went to the Lions Foundation Foundation and they celebrated my poem.
And then I got taken aside so they could ask me about my depression.
I was going to say you've never had depression.
But I've never had depression.
I just imagined what depression would be like and put it in a poem.
And it was so good that it won the award.
But it also got quite a bit of attention.
People were like, we didn't think you were depressed.
I was like, no, no, I'm fine.
I just used my creativity to write this poem.
That's so funny.
I'm not depressed.
I'm just good at poetry.
That's hilarious.
And I've never told anybody that on the radio before.
So there you go.
There's a first.
I like it.
Oh, my story's nowhere near as interesting as that.
I was just going to tell you about the first time I shaved my legs.
Go on.
I'm into it. The first time I shaved my legs is after I got bullied at school
by these boys because, to be honest, I was quite late shaving my legs
because I was quite scared.
Yeah.
So I reckon I was like maybe 13.
Okay.
Maybe.
Is that late?
I can't remember now, but I just remember everyone else having already shaved their legs.
Yeah.
And I hadn't.
Anyway, so I shaved my legs and I had a bunch of cuts all over them.
And then there was this kid at school who was real creepy and he looked at me.
And I was really tall in grade eight.
And he looked at me and he goes, I reckon it would take about 15 minutes to shave one of your legs.
What a freakazoid.
Wow.
And he's like, and I'd be willing to do it for you.
Yeah, pretty much.
And that was my experience, first time shaving my legs.
I'm sorry that that happened to you, especially when you were 13.
But was he right?
He was pretty, like, I mean, he was pretty spot on.
I was very tall for that age.
Per leg.
Huge.
I was enormous.
You were talking about leg length.
I was talking about hair density.
Oh, that too.
I do come from an Italian father.
Those Italian stumps of yours.
Exactly.
Well, there you go.
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