ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th November 2022

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where not that we drink during the radio show, we wouldn't but at some point during today, Brie and I have rediscovered a shandy I do love a handy shandy Do shandies exist in Australia and are they called shandies? Yes Well to our, um, I wonder if they're called shandies in the UK.

I feel like the Poms would love a shandy. I'm pretty sure that's where it came from. Ella, do you know what a shandy is? No, until someone came in with it. You would love a shandy. I had a sip-sip and it was yum. My dad used to give them to me when we were young. Yeah, same.

That's how he said I could try beer. So has it got beer in it? It's half beer we were young. Yeah, same. That's how he said I could try beer. Aw. So has it got beer in it? It's half beer, half lemonade. Oh, that's great. We didn't have half beer, half lemonade ones when we were kids. We had more lemonade. Oh, that's not a shandy.

That's just lemonade. No, it was like lemonade quarter beer because we were like eight. Oh, quarter beer. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a quarter beer. Just a little splash. Yeah. Eight, quarter beer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like a quarter beer. Just a little splash. Yeah. Eight.

I mean, 14. I was getting my shandy when I was like 14, 15. Eight. I remember my brother knocked out his front tooth on a beer bottle. Oof. I did that, but I did it when I was 21. Same, with a wine bottle. Yeah, it was his baby tooth.

Ow. Ow, the poor girl. Oh, no, it wasn't. You would feel it. What? What? His baby tooth. It was his baby tooth, so his other tooth grew back,

like his second tooth. Did you guys ever hear the fact that when you're born, all of your teeth are already in your mouth? Yeah, they're sitting at the top. Did you know that? Up above your baby teeth are your other teeth. They're up there. Like if there's x-rays of children's skulls.

I can't look at it. All of the teeth are in there. They've got a row of baby teeth that haven't come down yet, and then above that, a row of adult teeth waiting to come down after the baby teeth. That is so interesting. Those pictures make my trypophobia play up. Really? That gives you trypophobia?

Yeah, for some reason. Oh, my God. No, no. This video came up on my feed two nights ago, and it's literally been like, I don't know how to describe it. It's been making me feel physically sick. Have you guys seen the video of- Careful, people will send it to you if you say it.

Yeah, I'm not saying it Because it's actually been really affecting me for the last two days Maybe not in here People are quite nice in this group I think you might be alright Oh, don't do it I actually mentally can't cope right now if someone sends it to me I'm being serious

It's awful It's pushing you towards a mental breakdown Honestly, there's a quid You can tell us No, I don't want to hear it serious i'll tell you guys it's pushing you towards a mental breakdown honestly you can tell you can tell us you can tell us no i don't want to hear it no thanks no no no no yeah that sounds that sounds disgusting brie yucky. Do you know how I... Is it real or is it an animation? I don't know.

I don't know. That's the thing. And I didn't stick around long enough to find out. There's a moth in the studio. Do you know how I figured out how I had the same thing, Brie? How? I was just looking at filters for my, like, on your face, silly ones. And then one came up.

Oh, no. Don't talk about it. I'm not going to say it. One came up. And it's meant to be a ha-, silly ones. And then one came up. Oh no, don't talk about it. I'm not going to say it. One came up and it's meant to be a ha ha silly one, but I freaked out. Did it put holes in your face? No, no, no, not holes. Oh, that thing that she's talking about.

Yeah, anyway. Really? Oh. Sorry, sorry Bree. No, not Bree's thing. Yeah, it does. It makes your skin crawl. I hate it.

It's the same thing as my trypo phobia. It honestly hurts you. Yeah, It makes your skin crawl. I hate it. It's the same thing as my trypofobia. It honestly hurts you. Yeah, it makes my skin crawl. I get it. I get the mental breakdown quiver. I used to have a fear of claymation. Yeah, as a child growing up. Why?

I don't know. It was just a thing. And if it came on TV, this is like right up until... Like Pengu. Yeah, I was going to say that. Yeah. Or like Gumby. Gumby was the one.

Gumby's quite scary. I don't know Gumby, but Gumby... I don't remember this, but my parents told me Gumby would send me screaming from the room. Oh, why? I didn't fear it, why are you scared of tiny holes? Because they're awful. Because it makes me feel like... Yeah, it's me and Claymation.

Can you look at It was that and the two old men off the Muppets Who sat up on the balcony and say mean things I love those guys They both really upset me Those guys were scary But are you still scared of it now? No, no, no So then you don't

I'm not scared of anything now You don't have a fear of it then It was just you being a scaredy cat kid Well, I did have a fear I overcame my fear. Yes, you did very good. What did you do? You went to therapy? I did a pottery

class. Oh, did you? No, I don't know. Good therapy, pottery classes. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Claude's still away. Hopefully she'll be back here tomorrow either. No, she's on leave. Hey, just a heads up. If you listen to this podcast in Hamilton, then we would love to see you at the bank tomorrow night

because we are holding our Friday Okie Live. So you can come down, have a sing. You don't have to sing. You can just come down and watch. You can win $500 if you take it out. Nice. Details are on our Facebook page. 7 o'clock at the bank in Hamilton.

Entries free. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrims. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. We just wanted to get the suspense whirling into today's show. So peek behind the curtain for you. The desk, which is the thing that controls all of the sounds that you hear on the radio.

Well, not all of them. What other sounds does it control? No. Well, I have the ability to mute that sound as well. Do you? From this desk. Okay, ready? You try and mute it already.

Yeah, okay. So I'll turn it off. Okay. Anyway. You can still hear it. It's set up to somebody else's preferences. And holy shit, it's loud. What are they into?

This is what Fletch, if this is what Fletch hears every morning. Someone else's preferences. Yeah. What are they into? This is what Fletch, if this is what Fletch hears every morning. Someone else's preferences. Yeah. What are they into? Oh, there's some kinky stuff. What are their kinks? Yeah. Boys, girls.

Anyway, it's not mine and it was a bit of a shock. That's why there was a suspensive pause. God. That's all. So you're in someone else's profile. Yeah, it's like I'm sleeping in someone else's bed right now. Oh, you're a hacker. Feels very foreign to me. Yeah, look out. Anyway, we in someone else's bed right now. Oh, you're a hacker. Feels very foreign to me.

Yeah, look out. Anyway, we'll adapt, we'll persevere, and today on the show we'll play What's the Plot for $250 cash. That's a quarter of a thousand. That's right. That was a bit of quick math from me. Well done. You're welcome. Quarter of a grand up for grabs just before five o'clock this afternoon.

Quarter to five, your chance to call up. I think I've got a good theme for us today too. Ooh, I'm excited to hear the theme. Was it last week we did Stanley Tucci movies? Yeah, to celebrate his birthday. That was a fun one. Which was also my wife's birthday and Claudia's dad's birthday and Cam Mansell's birthday. It was everyone's birthday. November 11, it turns out it's everyone's birthday.

Yeah, Legs 11. Hey, let's kick off the show though with Tradie vs Lady. The Tradies have had a few good days, but there's still $50 cash up for grabs today and it's anyone's game. Man, the phones are filling up fast for Tradie vs Lady at the moment. We don't even need to say call 0800 dial ZN. You already know the number.

We'll play next. ZN. It's time for Tradie vs Lady. Free and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, here we go. The Tradies are on a bit of a roll. 104 wins for the year. The Ladies on 83.

Let's meet our lady to kick off the day. She's from Nelson. She's 20 years old, and she has never broken a bone. Welcome to the show, Ruby. G'day, Rupes. Would you say you're a pretty careful person? Not really. I think I've just got hard bones.

Hard bones. I'm quite clumsy, actually. You like your dairy, do you, Ruby? I do. Yes, good girl. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from Fielding. He's 18 years old, and he likes Hubba Bubba Chewing Gum.

Welcome to the show, Levi. G'day, Levi. I mean, who doesn't? Hubba Bubba, it's a classic. What flavour is at the top for you? At the moment, I've got a packet of Groovy Grape on me and another couple of packets on the ute. Oh, yeah, Groovy Grape.

Groovy Grape's the classic. My dad had a phobia of packets from the youth. Oh, yeah, groovy grape. Groovy grape's the classic. My dad had a phobia of chewing gum growing up. He was scared of it. He couldn't have it anywhere in the house. Really? Yeah, we couldn't chew chewing gum around my dad. Yeah, my dad hated chewing gum, too. Yeah, weird, eh?

My brother, you probably won't like to hear this story, Levi, had some of the Hubba Bubba tape. Oh, yeah, do they still make that? Yeah, the tape. Yeah, yeah. And he chewed it. Yeah, yeah, that goes hard. He chewed it for so long, Levi, that it turned to liquid,

and I remember it just running out of his mouth onto his shirt. It was pretty yuck. I imagine Levi with one of those Hubba Bubba tapes clipped to his tool belt. On one side, he's got his measuring tape. On the other side, he's got a roll of Hubba Bubba tape. Is that accurate, Levi? No, I'm going to buy the packets at the moment.

I'm going to buy the packets. It's sort of changed. A straight packet, man. All right. Your buzzer is tradie. Ruby, yours is lady. First to get to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. That's a lot of Hubba Bubba.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Donald Trump has announced he is running for president again. What's his wife's name? Trady. Yes, Levi. Melania.

That is correct. Is she still with him? Yeah, apparently. Okay. Question number two, one to the tradies, none to the ladies. Buzz in, team, when you can tell me who sings this song. Levi. Lil Nas X.

He is on fire, but don't worry, Ruby, you're right behind him. Two to the tradies, you need this one to stop him. Question number three. The Spice Girls had five members of the band. Name five different spices. Tradi. Lady. Levi.

You've got salt, pepper. That's all I've got. Salt and pepper. Levi's like, I'm a salt and pepper man. Not a lot of action in the kitchen there for you, is it, Levi? No, mate, no. He's 18. That's fair enough.

I wasn't cooking anything either. Ruby, you just got to hit five spices. Any spices? Coriander, cumin, paprika, oregano, and parsley. Oh, get into it. I think coriander's a herb, but you know what? Let's give it to her. We'll take it.

Let's give it to her. As they say at KFC, herbs and spices. Hey, nice work. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. The Milky Bar Kid's job was being... Is the Milky Bar Kid's job being a chocolate bar-wielding police officer, a fireman or a cowboy?

Trady. Levi for the win. Cowboy. He knows his confectionery, everybody. Oh, you had a rip snorter, Levi. 50 bucks coming your way. How much is a packet of Hubba Bubba in 2022? About a buck.

Yeah, 50 packets. About a dollar. Is that it? 50 packets of Hubba Bubba coming your way. Just buy a carton of it. A crate. Congratulations, Levi. You're the winner of Tradie versus Lady.

Bree and Clint. It's Meghan Trainor. And, ah, made you look. God, she's back. She is back, yeah. She's back. Maybe she, um, did she do a song with Post Malone? Uh, not that I know of.

Recently? Meghan Trainor. Yeah. You're not thinking of Doja Cat? Meghan the Stallion? Meghan the Stallion. I swear Georgia from the day show. We'll get Ellen a fact check it for us.

Can you just Google Post Malone, Meghan Trainor? I highly doubt it though. I highly doubt it. I did. It's not a thing. Oh, you did Google it? Georgia from the day show said that they did a song together

today. Right, you trying to blame Georgia now? She's not even here. That's so inappropriate. I'm not trying to point blame. Every time you say something incorrect you go, well, I heard it from Georgia so blame her. Hey, let's move on, shall we?

Let's move on. I found this story today and this has blown my mind. Okay. Because I am the type of person, if I hear about something that has a long wait list or people are lining up for it, I'm usually the person that's like... It must be good? It must be good. Yeah, I know what you're saying.

I want to try it. Businesses intentionally limit the supply of some things It must be good. It must be good. Yeah, I know what you're saying. I want to try it. Businesses intentionally limit the supply of some things to increase the hype. Yeah. And it creates that buzz around it.

Yeah, totally. It creates, yeah. Well, listen to this because there's a Japanese butchery where apparently they make these delicious beef croquettes.

Okay. But it's out of like really, really nice Kobe beef. Okay. So like expensive meat. Top shelf. Top shelf beef. And they're a family run butchery. And apparently the wait list to get your hands

on some of these beef croquettes is 30 years. 30 years? 30-year wait list. Is it like 30-year aged beef? No. You have to put your orders in now, and then they have to kill the cow, and then they have to wait 30 years for it to come up to flavour.

No. They're just that busy. No. No, because I was like, how is there a 30-year wait list? How is there a 30-year wait list? I've looked into it, so apparently. I can't think of anything tasting so good that I'd want to wait 30 years for it. 30 years.

But that makes me think that it is that good. Yeah. Well, apparently they started making them because they started selling the top beef, this Kobe beef that's quite expensive back in 1999 and people just weren't buying it because it was so expensive. So they started making these croquettes with this beef as a way for people to try it. Yeah.

And apparently they cost like way more. Than normal ones? No, they cost way more to make than they sell them for. Oh. So they only make 200 of them a week. Oh, I see. That's it. Just to get you in the store.

To get you into the store. So they make 200 of them a week. That's it. And there's a 30-year wait list. Can you imagine waiting 30 years for your beef croquette and you finally get it? You pop it in the air fryer. I mean, yeah, it's a croquette.

You're like, that's okay, it's a croquette. You're like, that's okay. It's a croquette. It's not bad. It's beefy. It's crumbed. It's all right. So there's this story going around about this woman, right, who put her name on the waiting list nine years ago

and finally she has received her batch of croquettes. Since she put her name on the wait list, she's moved away from Japan. She's been married twice. Wow. And then she got an email and she was very excited. Some people have been waiting more than 14 years. Yeah. You should be able to sell your place in the queue.

That would be a good thing to do. That would be a great idea. Like that nine year lady, if hers was coming up and she's moved away, she should be able to say, hey, who wants my place in the Crockett queue? Yeah, I'll sell it for this much. I'll sell it for $500 or whatever it is.

Because people will pay more, they just can't jump the queue. Yeah, exactly. We were talking, I was talking to producer Megan who's filling in for claude today and she was saying that she's waited in line for stuff for a long time because she's a big swifty didn't she take the day off work yesterday to try and get taylor she was working from home and she said she was in the queue online for four or five hours waiting for Taylor Swift tickets.

Didn't get any. Yeah. Yeah, gutted. Gutted. I had the same experience trying to buy Celine Dion tickets. That sounded cooler in my head, but you know. Do you want to elaborate on that story? You want to leave it there? I promised my wife Celine Dion tickets and I

wasn't able to follow through. Couldn't get them. Right, well let's ask people. 0800 dials at M. What did you wait ages for? Yeah. Years would be good. I don't know if anyone's been waiting years for anything. But maybe with COVID shipping, you're still waiting on something.

Yeah, we'll take you waited 12 hours in a line for something. Where are you at? You can also text us on 9696. We'll take your calls next. Brian Clint, ZM. Brian Clint. A butchery in Japan has a wait list for their beef croquettes that is 30 years long.

I don't think I would wait much longer than an hour for anything, to be honest. Really? I'm too impatient, and if I can't get it, I'm like, eh, it's not going to be worth it. There's a restaurant, one of my favourite restaurants in Melbourne called Chin Chin. Yes,

we went there, yeah. Yeah, you can't make bookings and I waited in line for two and a half hours. How did you, me and Ross go there that time? We... Oh, we posted up at the bar for a few hours. I think we did, yeah. I think we sat at the bar. Remember when people used to queue up for the iPhone?

And they would camp overnight to get the iPhone? People camped out for like Yeezys and stuff as well. I think they still do for shoe drops. Well, maybe not Yeezys. But shoe drops. Nike dunks. Are Yeezys going to go up in value now that they're not making

any more? I don't know. It's a weird one, eh? No, I think they said they're still going to make them. Are they? They won't be called Yeezys though. But they'll be called something different. Yeah, but they'll make a similar show. We want to know, what did you wait ages for? Aliana? Elena?

Sorry, Elena. Hello. Hi, Elena. I was about to call you Aliana. Aliana. Alejandro. Elena, tell us what did you wait ages for? I waited two and a half hours for a free burger. Where? Why, Alaina? Why did you do that?

It was one of the white lady burgers. Oh, yeah, those are very good burgers. Were you poor shooting at the time? No, I was working. Okay. And it was on my lunch break as well. Me and my friend, we got back and we just got such dirty looks. Yeah, two and a half hours.

And then you got fired for it, so you're like, should I just pay for the burger? Nah. Was it worth it? Two and a half hours in the queue for a white lady burger? Was it worth it? Definitely. Definitely?

It was free. It was free, so. I like your vibe, Elena. People wait like 45 minutes at 2 o'clock in the morning for those burgers as well. And they're paying for them at that stage. There's always a line at Ferg Burger in Queenstown. Always.

That's a good point, yeah. Always a line. Yeah. Jodie's here. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hi. Hi.

What did you wait ages for, Jodie? Five years to get my house started. Jodie. Started? It wasn't even being built. The 10th of October it was, five years. Why five years to get it started? Oh, no, jib.

Did you get caught up in the jib shortage? No, no. Council. Yeah. COVID. Yeah, oh, yeah. That's about it. No. No. Council. Yeah. COVID. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's about it.

Yeah, right. Okay. That's crazy, Jodie. So is it been, like, are they building it now? Yes. We have frames arrived today. So what's the timeline? When do they reckon they'll be finished, your house, that you've been waiting five years

for them to start? Hopefully May. Oh, yeah. That's not bad. Jodie. Let's all go now. that you've been waiting five years for them to start? Hopefully May. Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Jodie. Let's all go now. Tell me, because how annoying for you,

because five years ago it would have been a lot cheaper to build a house. Yeah, I think it's cost us an extra probably $450,000. You're kidding me. Not kidding. Good that you can laugh about it, though, Jodie. Thank you. Someone's texted us and they said, I've waited 13 years for my partner to pop the question. Three kids and a ring later and he still hasn't asked.

A ring. Yeah. There's a ring. It might be like a promise ring. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, I think it's due. They said, if anyone refers to me as his wife, I am sure to correct them pronto.

Good. Not wife. Not wife. Girlfriend of 13 years. Just girlfriend pronto. Good. Not wife. Not wife. Girlfriend of 13 years. Just girlfriend. Multiple kids. Three kids. Not a wife.

Someone else texts her and they said, I was born in Germany and you literally had to wait up to 15 years to order and receive a new car. It was called the Trabant, which was really famous back then. 15 years? 15 years. Wouldn't be new by the time you got it. Hopefully they're giving you a new one, eh?

It's 15 years old. You'll be like, I want a new one. And they go, sweet, it's 15 years old. Another 15 years. You want a 2022? We'll get that to you in 2037, sir. Yeah. Yeah, it'll be a bit of a wait.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, I'm fizzing from the rear for this. Princess Diaries 3. From the rear? They say it's on the way. It's on the way. It's being worked on as we speak.

It's been signed on. It's happening. There's a script in works. However, Anne Hathaway has not been signed on yet. Now, the good news is this. She has publicly expressed her love and admiration and want for a third one, which means she wants to be a part

of it and get $20 million. So that's good news. Bad news, she hasn't been signed on yet. So I think you can't really make it without her. I think it would just be, it just wouldn't be the same. Yeah, it'd be one of those movies where they do like another one, but they don't have all the main people and it'd be one of those movies where they do, like, another one, but they don't have all the main people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just a flop. They need Julie Andrews as well, right? 100% they need Julie Andrews. I was just checking if Julie Andrews is still alive. Oh. Place your bets. Yes, of course she is.

Julie Andrews? Yes. Okay, Dean, do you want in on this bet as well, Dean, with the Julie Andrews still alive? I am 100% sure. She is alive, yeah. So you're both going as well, Dean, with the Julie Andrews still alive? I am 100% sure. She's alive, yeah. So you're both going to go with alive? Yeah.

Julie Andrews. Yeah, she's alive. She's 87 years old. Yeah, well done. She looks fantastic to me, by the way. Doesn't she just? She looks so good. Yeah.

Is Dick Van Dyke still alive as well? No, I think he passed away recently. No, I think he's 96. I think he's still alive. He's still alive as well. No, I think he passed away recently. No, I think he's 96. I think he's still alive. He's still alive as well. Yeah. They should do Mary Poppins reboot. I reckon.

That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I was watching TikTok yesterday and a video came up on my feed, Clint, where it made me quite emotional and moved me quite a lot, which is not the videos I'm usually accustomed to. You're like, wait, there's no dance moves in this. Where's the cat videos? But it was really powerful and it hit me quite deep. And I know on this show we have a lot of fun and a lot of laughs.

But that stops now. No, but I feel like, you know, we also have a platform where we can spread really great messages. And I feel like this is a really great message. And a message that I feel like will be powerful for people to hear and maybe life-changing for some people. A guy by the name of Ice. Life-saving, I maybe life-changing for some people. A guy by the name of Isaac Humphries, who's an Aussie basketball player. He plays for the Melbourne United, so in the top-tier league over in Aussie.

He's also played in the NBA, the NBL over in Europe. He's played a lot of high level professional basketball. So he posted this video to his social media yesterday where he talked about his journey of coming out and realizing that he can be a professional basketball player, a professional athlete, but he can also be who he is as well. Yeah. We're going to play you the full piece of audio because I feel like it's really, really powerful. And, yeah, take a listen to what he has to say.

This is him coming out to his entire team. He's in the changing rooms, right? It's not an easy thing to do. No, his whole team is gathered and he sort of brought them together to tell them this thing, right? Exactly. The story does talk about

potentially taking his own life at one point and then him turning it around. So just a trigger warning for some people. Take a listen. This is going to be probably one of the hardest conversations I've ever had in my life. But life's about doing hard things and learning from them and making a difference through those

hard times. Bear with me, but I have some things I want to fill you in on and let you know about myself and my future. A few years ago, I fell into a very dark place, a very lonely place. I couldn't be who I am and I attempted to take my life. And the main reason behind me becoming so low and being in that point is because I was very much struggling with my sexuality and coming to terms with the fact that I'm gay. And I hated it about myself. I was disgusted at myself. I thought that I could not be that person within our environment, within a basketball environment. And it wasn't until I was disgusted at myself. I thought that I could not be that person within our environment, within a basketball environment. And it wasn't until I was in a community that's full of pride and happiness and joy, it was a big wake-up call for me.

But then came the big question mark of how do I be a basketball player and how do I join a new team when I've finally come to terms with this about myself and I don't want to hide who I am anymore I decided that if I'm going to join a team that I'm going to come out publicly and just just make sure people know sorry that you can you can live and you don't have to hide just because you're an athlete. But I do want to say, you know, like, we as athletes, as professional athletes, we have a responsibility to set examples for people. And the truth is there are so many people in other worlds that are struggling every single day and don't know how to get up,

don't know how to exist. And I know how that feels, and I want to represent those people. That's my goal behind this. Make sure people know that you can be whatever you want no matter who you are or what you do. You can be big ice and be gay and you can still be a great basketball player and be gay. You can do whatever you want. It has nothing to do with your sexuality or who you are or who you're meant to be or who you're expected to be. I just want to be myself.

I've discovered this is my purpose in life and I'm going to give it my best go. Jeez, a lot, eh? It's such a powerful message and something that makes me emotional to listen to because I've been on a similar journey in my life and it's taken me a long time to get to where I am. But I feel like I have a responsibility and we have a platform

where we can make people feel comfortable and like they can be the exact person that they know that they are because it's not an easy thing. And there's so many different factors and elements I know that come into it. But I think at the end of the day, the biggest thing is, is that you're the person that has to live your life every single day and you need to be who you are because that is what's going to make you happy. Yeah.

I find the conversation in sport in New Zealand so interesting because I'm not an athlete or a member of the Rambo community, but it definitely doesn't feel like men's sport in New Zealand is at a point where, even Australian sport's not. He's the first basketballer to do it. And we had the first Aussie footballer come out earlier this year. What do you think the difference is? Because there are so many out and proud

members of even our Black Ferns team that won the World Cup on the weekend. How come there's no All Blacks? I think it's partly if I'm really honest toxic masculinity where I feel like you can't be the best rugby player

or the best athlete if you're gay. And I feel like a little bit of that comes into it. And I can't even imagine how many men have suffered in silence that play professional sport for so many years because they had the decision where they had to choose. You can have a career and do the thing that you really love or you can be exactly who you are and you can't have both. That's how they feel.

But, you know, I feel like in 2022 you can have both and we need more courageous, strong, brave people like Isaac to step forward. And it'll be movement in the right direction. And, yeah, just if you're listening and you're going through a similar journey and you're struggling with who you are, it takes time. But just know that there's people out there that will love you and accept you for exactly who you are. And you can be you.

Well said, mate. Well said. Have you ever been on a date where you've thought to yourself, oh, that's a bit of a weird order? Yeah, I've done the weird order. Have you? Yeah. What was the weird order?

Ribs. With the, um. What number date was it? Not a first date. First or second. A first date. Yeah, but she was into it. She was like, you should get the ribs.

And I was like, okay, I'll get the ribs. And I think she wanted to have a rib, but then I was stuck with this entire plate of ribs with the full finger bowl situation. It's never going to be a good idea. What other foods are a no-no on a date? Spaghetti. Is it?

Well, I'm pretty good with spaghetti. Because of the flickies. Yeah, I can get my lips around it pretty well. The Italian gob of yours. Just toil it. Toil it. Spin it. No, I'm okay with spaghetti.

I think you need to avoid, if you're looking to get a kiss, garlic-based dishes. Garlic stuff. Although I've never smelt garlic on someone's breath and gone, oh, poo. I haven't. You've been, oh, yummy. Yeah. To be fair, I haven't had a working nose up until two weeks ago after my operation. But if I smelt

garlic on, like, someone's breath, I'd be like, oh, garlic bread. You know? Yum. Give us a kiss. Really? I don't know. I think so. You shouldn't be going around saying, give us a kiss. Give us a kiss, babes. Hey, because I read this story about this woman who...

A whole sizzling fish. You know those... Those restaurants you go to and it comes out. Massive fish comes out. And it's a whole fish and the head is still on the fish and it's on, like, a hot plate and the fish is like... What about, like like when you, if a whole massive snow crab came out and you have to be cracking the crab legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When they bring out the tool for it. Yeah, those are all bad things that would on a date. That happened in the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. And I was like. With a little bib. Yeah, bad idea for a date. Yeah. A woman has spoken out about how her date ordered something on the first date

and she was like, oh, nah, that's a bit weird. That's a bit strange. So she went on this date and apparently the guy goes, I'll have whatever meal he ordered and a full glass of cold milk. Oh, yeah, nah, that, nah. Who's ordering milk at a restaurant in the first place? Yeah, no one, surely. Have you ever seen someone order a glass of milk?

No, the closest you can get away with ordering milk in a restaurant is if you've got like a Bailey's or like a Kahlua. I mean, that's different. Not just a straight glass of cream milk. Not even choccy milk. No. Just milk. And at dinner. Yeah. Nah, that's not a date drink.

Strange. Because tell me if I'm wrong. I feel like your order should be an extension of your sexiness. Yeah. The whole situation should be sexy. So you should be ordering sexy drinks and things like that. Sausages.

Get a cocktail. It's suggestive foods. Oysters. I have the biggest sausage. I'll have the big Krantz scare place. I thought of another food that's wrong to order on a date. What? Like if you go to an Indian restaurant and you know,

some of them have got like the spice challenge. Oh, don't get those. And you're like, and you get to go, we had a restaurant around the corner from our house. Whereas if you ate the certain curry of the certain spiciness in 30 minutes and you didn't have a drink for another 30 minutes after you finished. You won something? You got to go on the wall of flame.

Oh, it's good. Not the wall of fame. Did you finished. You won something? You got to go on the wall of flame. Oh, it's good. Not the wall of fame. Did you have to sign a disclaimer? No, but you had to follow the rules. Or a disflamer. Disflamer. Yeah. You as a hot, sweaty mess, not a good look on a date.

Yeah, you've got to think about these things. I also think like big burgers are quite awkward to eat. Yeah. You don't want to be ordering that. Yeah, yeah. I don't think you want to go into a date too hungry. That's a good idea. I think you should always pre-eat before a date.

I think so. So then you're not so nervous about and hungry. So you'll still order a meal, don't get me wrong. Because I, when I'm really hungry, you've seen it, I eat too fast. Too fast. And then I get the hiccups. And you don't get me wrong. Because I, when I'm really hungry, you've seen it, I eat too fast. Too fast. And then I get the hiccups. And you don't concentrate on the conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're too fixated on the food. So you have a bit of a linner, a pre-dinner, a linner, and then you go on the date. Yeah, there's some pre-loading. I reckon we ask people, 0800 DIAL ZM, what was the thing that your date ordered that was a little bit strange? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like where you just thought, oh, what?

They took you to Cobb & Co for your first date and they ordered themselves a traffic light. Have you ever had a traffic light? Is that a drink? Yeah. Oh my God, have you never had a traffic light? I think I have. Have you? You'd know.

You'd know if you'd had a traffic light. Okay, maybe I haven't. Excellent drink. What is it? If you're a child. It's where they stack them, and it's red on the bottom, orange in the middle, and green on top, or the other way around. You know the adult version of that?

Tequila sunrise. Oh, $800 a day. We want to know the weird thing that they ordered on a date. You can text 9696 as well. Bree and Clint. On a date. You can text 9696 as well. We're talking about right now weird things your date has ordered. You told this story about someone. Who was it? Do we know?

No, it was some woman who was like, is this normal? She posted about it. He ordered a large glass of milk on the date. Yeah, on a first date. When we talked about that, someone's texted us and they said, I bet the guy who ordered the milk was Irish. Irish guys drink milk at dinner. Really? Interesting.

I've never heard that. And I am half Irish and I've never heard of that before. And you're not chowing down on a glass of milk? No. I don't remember the last time I had a glass of milk. Do you remember producer Ben, RIP? Yes. Not dead, just dead to us. He used to, he loved a glass of milk. Do you remember producer Ben, RIP? Yes. Not dead, just dead to us.

He used to, he loved a glass of milk. He did, eh? He would have like a pint of milk. From the work fridge too. And there was like a life hack, he's like, this milk. It'd be like three o'clock. On the company. Time for my glass of milk.

I'm just thinking of like certain foods it wouldn't go well with. You know? Like I feel like a spicy curry and then you put a glass of milk down there. Nah, it'd be fine because there's cream in the curry usually anyway. What about like sushi and a glass of milk?

You know? Anyway, we're talking about weird things food wise that they ordered on a date. Someone said they found it a bit weird on a date that the guy ate his pizza with a knife and fork. Oh, yeah. Some people do that. If it's a sloppy pizza, though. And some pizzas do need it.

And I bet you he did that so he didn't get messy. What about the person? He was trying to be classy on the date. Exactly. What about the person who takes it through and they said, not food, but it was a first date, and he invited me to have a drink at a waterfront bar. All he ordered was a glass of ice cubes and a touch of water

and then he talked with his mouth full of ice cubes the whole time. I was so confused. Ice cubes with a touch of water? What even is that? That's a bit strange. Someone else said, I got taken to a burger joint, which I didn't think was a strange first date, but after hearing this, yeah, it makes no sense.

And then there's another burger one. No, no, this burger one is good. This one's good. They said, casual date, we went for burgers. He asked for extra plates. Turns out he doesn't like his foods touching, so he dissected his burger before eating it. So he put the buns on one plate, the lettuce on another plate,

and the patty on another plate? That's strange. This is the thing about dating. But if that is you, though, if that is you and you have a weird thing like that, probably burgers aren't the food for you. Well, maybe order your burger deconstructed. A deconstructed burger? Caned. A deconstructed burger. Can I have a deconstructed burger?

So that will take five boxes. I'm willing to pay. I'm willing to pay whatever it takes. Connor's here. Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hi. We're talking about weird things to order on a date.

What's your story? When my partner and I first got together, we went to Nando's and I got myself a pie or something. And then, yeah, she got a whole chicken. I love that. No, I think that's a green flag. I've seen that before. Is that the one that comes out from Nando's and it's like hanging on the hook?

Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Connor, Connor, a part of me, and you tell me the truth, a part of me, did you think at the time marriage material? Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, like it wasn't long after that that I said, I love you for the first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You found the ultimate woman.

Yes! She's there devouring an entire chicken and Connor's going, I think I might be in love with you. How did she go? That might be the one. Yeah. How did she go, Connor, with the whole chicken? Did she get through it?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. She ate the whole chicken. There's nothing but bones left. That is incredible. That is a talent. Well, there you go. Maybe we've got it all wrong. Maybe there are no wrong foods to order on a date.

It's just a great opportunity to, you know, show them what you can do. Showcase your talent. Show what an eating machine you are. Nah, she orders the whole chicken. They're like, are the people coming? Nah, just for me. Someone else just takes them. Maybe the guy who ordered the glass of milk with dinner was Santa.

Brie and Clint. Watch this, Brie. I'm going to try and recreate a car being stolen live on the radio using sound effects. Okay. But I'm going to do this all manually. This is not all pre-prepared. Right.

Okay, this is quite big. This could be a disaster. Let's see how it goes. I'm about to steal a car. No bad. You pressed one button. No, I did not. I did all of that.

See? It's literally one button. No, I did not. I did all of that. Yeah. See? It's literally one button that you've pressed. No, I did not. Look, it's all different. Anyway, you're just trying to make me look bad because people can't see what I'm doing. Listen to this. Did you know that drivers 25 and under are way more likely to have their car stolen than other drivers? Really? People who are under 25 are more likely to have their car stolen than other drivers. Really? People who are under 25 are more likely to have their car stolen.

That's why they can't rent a car as easily. Yeah, maybe. This is data from AMI Insurance. Drivers under 25 make up 10% of people insured, but 25% of stolen car claims. Why is that? Because they're careless and don't lock their cars? I'll tell you exactly. You know what?

Exactly. You're very close. I've got another good point. Yeah. They also maybe would have a car that's easier to break into. Well, yeah. Interesting thoughts. The real reason why under 25s, more likely to have their car stolen.

They leave their keys in it. Idiots. What? Stupid. Unstupid. Gen Z. What? In the ignition?

No, that's not the actual reason. Oh. The real reason is because young drivers tend to have cars that are smaller and older and lack security features. What did I say? Like car alarms and immobilizers. I called it. Isn't that interesting?

So simple solution to this under 25s, just start buying new European cars. BMWs, you know, Audis. Start buying cars with immobilizers. It's as easy as that, guys. So simple. So cheap too. Did you know, fun fact, Mazda is the most popular car for thieves in New Zealand. No, I didn't know that.

Mazda's. I don't know if that means they're the easiest to steal or they're just the swaggiest. And that's what we want to, like, if you want to, like, if you and your mates into Ram Raids. Mazda Demio. And you've got to have, because you've got to wear the right clothes. Because what's Ram raid fashion? Hoodie, balaclava, black. Just anything black.

You've got to have the fashionable car too. Black tracksuit pants. And according to this stat, the most fashionable car to do a Ram raid in, to steal and do a Ram raid, is a Demio. I called it again. Yeah.

Well, they're incredibly easy to steal, Demios. Are they? How would you know? Tell us, how would you know? No, genuinely, I have heard that about them, that they're so easy to hot, Demios. Are they? How would you know? Tell us, how would you know? Genuinely, I have heard that about them, that they're so easy to hotwire. That's the thing. They have no, there's nothing.

Should we try it live on the air one day? Try and hotwire a Demio? I've always looked at that in movies and been like, how would you do it? You know what? I actually quite like that idea. Try and hotwire a Mazda Demio. Ella, can you go and trade me and find out how much it is for two Mazda Demios?

And we'll pull them up here. And we'll have a hotwiring race. See who can hotwire it the fastest. Second most stolen car, Mazda Atenza. And the fifth most stolen car, Mazda Familia. All Mazdas. All Mazdas. Yep.

Three of the top five. There you go. So there you go. That's the latest in car theft news. I've got a great tip. If you don't want to get your car stolen... Why are you breaking into my car? Great tip.

If you don't want to get your car stolen, get a big bag of dog poop, leave it in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon as they get in, they want to get straight back out. So easy. Boom. Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our epic movie guessing game where today, if you can beat Brie, you will walk away with $250 cash. I'm excited to hear the theme because you said you've got a good theme for today.

I feel like I've got a good theme today. Olivia has got through. Hi, Olivia. G'day, Liv. Hi. Hey, how's it going? I like to ask all our contestants this because it gives us a gauge on your movie. Sort of prowess. What's the last movie you watched? Oh, good

question. I think it was the cheesy one with Julia Roberts and George Clooney. Oh, that new one. I really liked it. Welcome to Paradise or something? Yeah. What did youoney. Oh, that new one. Oh, I really liked it. Welcome to Paradise or something? Yeah, what did you think, Olivia? I enjoyed it.

Yeah, I did too. Easy watching. You should have gone into that expecting. Yeah, feel good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a feel good movie. Okay, very good.

So long as you've seen something recently, I know that you're into your flicks. Today, our theme following on from that incredible Black Ferns victory

last weekend, we will be doing movies about female empowerment. Ooh. Okay. It's all about the ladies and what's the plot today. Okay. Your buzzers are your names. Don't wait for me to finish a movie plot before you buzz in and give it a go.

And whoever gets two of these correct first will win the game. Good luck to both of you. Movie number one. Our hero is a woman who is in a tight spot. Following on from a car crash in which she is not

at fault, she pleads with her attorney to hire her at his law firm. Brie. Brie. Erin Brockovich. Erin Brockovich is correct. Have you seen that one, Olivia?

I have not, actually. Oh, Olivia, you got to. It's such a great film based on a true story. Yeah. I've heard it's good. Yeah. Okay. This next one, Olivia, is your chance to get

back in the game, because I'm 95% sure Brie hasn't seen this. Oh, no. Okay. Movie number two. In the years after the Civil War, Jo March lives in New York

and makes her living as a writer, while her sister Amy studies painting in Paris. Amy has a chance encounter with Theodore, a childhood crush, who proposed to Jo but was ultimately rejected. Their eldest sibling Meg is married to a schoolteacher while shy sister Beth develops a devastating illness that brings the family back together.

Olivia. I don't think I've seen it and this probably isn't correct but Little Woman. Little Woman is correct. Haven't seen it. Well done, Olivia.

Movie number three. Oh, no. We're all tied up. I hate this part. All right. This is for the win, no. We're all tied up. I hate this part. All right. This is for the win, Liv. If you get this, you get the $250 cash, and we go right back to $50 next week.

Good luck, Liv. All right, I'm ready. Before she was who she is, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons. Olivia. Olivia. Olivia. Oh, Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is 100% correct.

Well done, Olivia. Olivia, well done. It doesn't happen very often, but you're a What's the Plot champion. Only the third winner of What's the Plot in 2022. Ah, well, I had a good competitive. Amazing work, Olivia. I wasn't even mentally prepared, but I'm stoked for you.

$250 cash. I had no idea on that last one, so well done. Did you not? No, I literally... That's the Gal Gadot one. I haven't seen it. I was watching The Crown last night, and all my brain went to was...

Diana. Princess Diana. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine did too. I was going to say Lady Spencer. You did so well, Olivia. You spend that $250 on yourself or maybe some Christmas presents.

I will. Probably on myself. Oh, back to square one, though. We'll play What's the Plot for $50 cash next Thursday. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. Harry Styles is doing a big run of shows at the moment. He's currently in Los Angeles doing something crazy.

We played some audio the other night of him doing a gender reveal at one of his gigs. Yeah. That was his seventh night doing that show in Los Angeles alone. Wow. Yeah. That goes to show how many people are getting out to see Harry Styles. Yeah. And I guess if you're the manager, you're like 365 days in a year.

One Harry Styles. Carry the one. And we get a few matinees in there as well. I reckon we can do 700 shows a year. Sounds about right. He's coming to do Mount Smart here in Auckland next year. The man is working hard. He does quite a lot of crowd

work at his shows. So like that baby, that gender reveal thing, it's only because he takes time to read people's signs that he engaged with these people who wanted them to reveal what gender their baby was going to be. I thought that was smart because I hate gender reveal parties.

Yeah. But that one was good. Well, these people ended up having 30,000 people and Harry Styles at their gender reveal, didn't they? Yeah, how good? This one's not so good. It's from last night's show. He's kind of wrapping things up and he's dancing along

and there's no audio because he's such a professional he doesn't acknowledge it. But someone threw a handful of Skittles up onto the stage. And at that exact moment as they threw the Skittles. Sorry, I'm not. Yeah. Is this what hit him in the eye? And a Skittle, as in the hard candy, hit Harry Styles directly in the eyeball.

And it hurt. You can see it really hurt him. Yeah. Ellie, you're a big Harry Styles fan. You've seen this, right? Yeah, I have. And apparently he. Was it you? No, I was not there.

But he didn't come out for Encore because it was really sore. Really? He's like clutching his eye. He doesn't stop and go that's not very nice. You've hit me in the eye. That's pretty good. Now I can only see in one direction.

Brilliant! Good work. That's pretty good. Now I can only see in one direction. Brilliant. Oh, God. Good work. I didn't even know I had that in me. Anyway, yeah, so, yeah, he copped a skittle in the eyeball. So has he scratched his eyeball or something? Ella, do you know? He's wearing an eye patch, apparently.

Is he really? Yeah, well, again, this is all apparent. I reckon he's just trying to make the fan feel bad, eh? He's trying to milk it out. Maybe this is a whole PR set up because he's the new Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean. That would be hot. He's getting into character.

Boom. Have you guys ever scratched your eyeball? No. No, I've been very lucky about eyes in my life, but I do worry about them, especially when mowing the lawns. I always have this final fantasy final destination thing where there's going to be a stone come up

and shoot me right in the eyeball. Lawnmowers are pretty safe. It's the whippersnipper you've got to look out for. Or what do you guys call it? Weedwhacker. Weedwhacker. The Weedwhacker. Whippersnipper. Same. You guys call it the Weedwhacker. You call it the Whippersnipper. The Whippersnipper. That's a great name it the weed whacker. You call it the whipper snipper.

The whipper snipper. That's a great name. The weed whacker whacks weeds. What does the whipper snipper do? It snips them. Snips whips. Yeah, snips whips. I can't keep up.

I've scratched my eyeball before. Have you? When I was about, I think I was about 12. Yeah. And I was wearing, this is not even a joke, I was wearing a pair of those, you know those fake, it's a fake mustache nose glasses? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the eyebrows on it? I know that one, yeah.

And I put a pair of those on, but the nose had kind of broken a little bit, so it had a sharp piece on it, and when I put it on, it hit me in the eyeball and scratched my eye. Yeah. And it took two weeks for my vision to go right, because it was like blurry blurry because it was scratched. Did you think you were going to lose it or something? Yeah, I was terrified.

It was so scary. Because eyeballs don't seem like they would heal. You know, like if you cut your eyeball, I don't know anything about eyes, except for the deer eyes that we dissected in science class in like year 12 or something. I think they do heal over depending on how bad the injury is. Like I feel like if I sliced my eyeball open,

all the eye goo would just like leak out. Yeah, well, Clint, no, no. No, no, no. How do you think it would work? My eye would just go. Stop it. Kind of like when you stand on a grape. Okay, people.

Oh my gosh, no. People don't want to hear this. People are funny about eyes. Don't do that. Well, okay then. But I do want to do the topic. Yeah, what hit you in the eye? Yeah, I want to know what got you right in the eyeball.

Okay, just not too graphic. What stuck you right in the eye? Yeah, yeah. You can screen them for us. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to hear too graphic though. But I want to hear your eye injuries this afternoon. What got you right in the eye? They say people get hit with a cork in the eye multiple times a year.

People lose an eye from that. Yeah, from opening champagne bottles. People have lost eyes from a champagne cork. Okay, 0800 dial ZM. You may not have lost the eye from it, but what did you cop right in the eye? Right in the eyeball. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Harry Styles has copped a skittle to the eyeball at one of his concerts and he's had to go off stage injured. He didn't do his encore. Got a skittle right in the eye. I wonder what colour it was. Yeah, me too. They were throwing it.

They were like, Hey, Harry, test the rainbow. Throws the skittles. Why are they Scottish? It was in Los Angeles. I just like that accent the most. Fair enough. No, that's a good reason, actually.

They could have been in Vegas. So we're asking you, yeah, Scots can travel. Good point, stupid Clint. We're asking you, what have you taken right to the eye? Because it's a great fear of mine that something's going to go into my eye. Yeah, there's a lot of texts coming through on this. Someone said, I got my baby's vomit right in the eyeball. Oh.

Someone else said. That's yuck. That in the eyeball. Oh. Someone else said. That's yuck. That might get infected. This one makes me cringe. It says, my husband glued his eye shut with super glue after it squirted out the top. Squirted out the top after it had that. The hard plug. That was it.

Come on, come on, come on. I can do it, I can do it. I'm an adult. Squirted out the top past the hard glue knob. See, I believe that one. I believe that too. You hear people tell stories about getting their eye drops confused for super glue. Yeah.

And I'm like, yeah, pull the other one, mate. You smell it straight away. You would know. Why is your super glue next to the bed? It's so potent. That one, I believe. I believe. Me too.

A squirter right in the eye. Jaden's here. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. Hey, g'day, team. How's it going? Good, thanks. We're good, Jaden.

What did you cop in the eye? I copped a fragment of a nail. Oh, are you a builder? Yeah. Was I wearing safety glasses? No. Jaden, Jaden. Was it from a nail gun?

No, so there were some nails in the wall and I was just grinding them off. Using an angle grinder. And you thought it'd be a good idea not to wear safety glasses doing that. It was a good idea. It's been a good idea for the last few years until that happened. Wow. What's the deal now? Safety goggles 24-7?

No. Did you not learn your lesson from that? That's incredible to me. That would scare the crap out of me. Did you have any lasting damage? No, no, I'm sweet as. It just missed my pupil. I had it in there for two or three days. Oh, Jayden!

Thank you, man. That makes me feel so sick. I like how calm he is about it. He's chill about it. How would you even close your eye? It's like a piece of nail sitting at the top. Jackie's here. Why did you cop in the eyeball, Jackie? Hand sanitiser.

Oh, yeah, not ideal. Bloody COVID, eh? It's ruined everything, including your eyeballs. Jackie, you know that your eyes just sanitise themselves. Did you see something? I won't get pink eye for a while. Did you? Jackie had been looking at some dirty material online.

She thought her eyeballs needed a clean. Jackie's like, I need to wipe the history off these eyeballs. What, stung for a bit and then you were okay or any lasting damage? No, it just stung for a bit and then it was okay. But it went up under my glasses, which is what I found bizarre. Oh, really? You had glasses on and you still got it in the eyeball? Not ideal, Jackie, not ideal.

Someone texted her and they said, went swimming with my brother and he went to skim a pippi. I don't know why I find this funny. He went to skim a pippi on the water and it ended up hitting me right in the eye. Oh, this one's bad. Sharp edge. I was in hospital for five days.

Wow. He really scorned you. That's ruthless. Someone said, I stabbed myself in the eye with tweezers. Do not pluck your brows after a bottle of wine. Bloody painful for a week. Could have been worse.

From Sheila. She could have been plucking her bikini line. Oh. You don't want to take a set of tweezers there. No. Maya is here. Hi, Maya. Hi, Maya. Hey, guys.

Maya, tell us, what did you cop straight to the eye? Oh, good Lord. I could have used some of Jackie's sanitiser for this one, but I was walking through a crowd at a festival and a massive wad of bubble cum just comes flying through the air and lands straight in my eye. Oh! And it's just... Oh!

And spitty. And I'm just left, like, shaken. I don't know what to do. What did you say it was? Bubblegum. Oh, bubblegum straight to the eye. Straight to the eye. Did you hear gum and you were like...

Let's not talk about what I heard. No, no, it wasn't that. Oh, my God. So someone in the crowd has thrown a piece of bubble gum. No, they would have spat it out of their mouth. It was like an attack at me, I think. Oh, you reckon they spat it at your face? No, I don't think so, but it felt like it.

Oh, you poor thing. There was a lot of force behind it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's not good. Thank you, Maya. There was a lot of force behind it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's not good. Thank you, Maya. Someone texted and said, my dad had a dart thrown at him and it got him in the eye. Oh, no.

He has to wear a contact and glasses now. Was it in the pupil? Because that's 50 points. That's a bullseye. Bloody good. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint, we were asking before what you caught right in the eye. Someone took a toenail to the eye.

That's yuck. Did you see the one that came through? They were doing a client's pedicure and it went straight into the eye. Oh, you wouldn't think you had to wear safety goggles as a mani-pedi nail technician, would you? Yeah. What about the person that said they copped a staple to the eye? Oh. I was 11 and another classmate next to me

copped a stapler from the teacher's staple gun. Someone said, I forgot I had hot sauce on my finger and I rubbed my eye. Ugh. Not ideal. Not ideal. Not ideal. All right. No more eye stuff because I know it does freak people out.

So no more eye stuff. No more eye chat. It's birthday banger time. There's so many more. Yeah, I know. We'll park it. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th and then we'll play one of the three.

Here's Rika. Hi, Rika. Hi, Rika. Hi. Hi. How's your day going, mate? Good, thanks. How are you?

Yeah, our day's going well, apart from the rain here in Auckland. It's been pouring. Oh, yeah, it's heavy. You're inside. You're fine. Yeah, but I have to go out there soon, eventually. You know what I'm saying, eh? Riker, what's your birthday?

It's ruining my view. What's your birthday, mate? 4th of March, 1985. Right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And let's go back in the time machine to see what was number one. You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss, but you know, but you know that you can't fight the moonlight. Leigh-Anne Ryan's.

What a banger. From Coyote Ugly? From Coyote Ugly. Yes. Banger, right, Rika? One of my favourites. Yeah. Oh, good.

Well, there you go. You can't choose your birthday banger. Your birthday banger chooses you. That movie was iconic too. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, there you go. You can't choose your birthday banger. Your birthday banger chooses you. That movie was iconic too. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi.

How's your week been so far, mate? Yeah, good. Not too bad. Friday Eve. Friday Eve. I love that. Have you seen Coyote Ugly, Sarah? No.

No, I haven't. Haven't you? Oh, Sarah, do yourself a favour. I think it comes down to when she was born. I think that's why. She's not that much younger than me. Let's find out. Sarah, what's your date of birth?

28th of May, 1994. All right. You were 16 in 2010. And Sarah, let me take you back there. Your 16th birthday. This was number one. And we've been in The end of the night. B.O.B. and Hayley Williams.

Airplanes. Airplanes. Love it. What do you think, Sarah? Yeah, pretty good. I mean, I think Leigh-Anne Rimes is pretty hard to top, though. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so you do like the Leigh-Anne Rimes song?

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Love some throwback. So you like the song, but you do like the Leigh-Anne Rimes song? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Love some throwback. So you like the song, but you haven't seen the movie? No. Oh, then you need to watch the film. Have you watched Coyote Ugly recently? Yeah. Does it hold up?

Yeah. Right. It's great. 2001. It's got the hot Aussie guy in there. Oh, yeah. Is he the fire marshal? No.

Right. He's the guy that gets up on the bar and there? Oh, yeah. Is he the fire marshal? No. Right. He's the guy that gets up on the bar and gets auctioned off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One more for Jack. G'day, Jack. G'day, Jack. Hey, guys. How we doing?

Good, thanks, mate. You got many plans for the weekend? No, I'm still recovering from last weekend. Oh, what did you do last weekend? Oh, I went up to Auckland and went to the World Cup and then Friday Jams and it was all just a blur. You did the Brie Thomas L double hitter. That's what I did. Oh, I didn't see you at either of them.

Didn't you? Oh, it must have been the 40,000 other people there. What a great weekend though, right, Jack? Hard to top. Yeah, absolutely. Very hard to top. Well, let's do your birthday, Bang. What's your birthday? 18th of November 1991. Alright, let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 18th of November, 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007.

And on the 18th of November in 2007, this was number one. It's too late to apologise. It's too late. Banger. Banger. Timberland and One Republic apologise. Goody. Before anyone reallyland and One Republic, Apologize. Goodie. Before anyone really knew who One Republic was.

Yeah, they were kind of the add-on to that song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like it, Jack? I love it. Hell yeah. How good would Timberland be for Friday James? Perfect. Oh, yes, please.

Yeah, he's got so many songs from that era that would go so well. And then you've got to bring Nelly Furtado back over then. Or then you've got to bring Justin Timberlake. Yeah. Yeah, obviously. You've got to get Kerry Hiltonurtado back over then. Or then you've got to bring Justin Timberlake. Yeah. Yeah, obviously. You've got to get Kerry Hilton. Jack's on board. He's coming to the next one.

Wait there, Jack. I love Jack's enthusiasm and I would vote for him if that was all it was based on. But I feel like all the chat and all the positive vibes around that Leigh-Anne Rimes song. Can't fight the moonlight, baby.

I don't think we can fight the moonlight. You can't fight it. Rika, you just won a birthday bag. Congratulations. Oh, yay. Oh, moonlight. You can't fight it. Rika, you just won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Oh, yay. Oh, yay. Once for you.

Here you go. Pick it up. Bree and Clint, straight out of 2001 on ZM. Bad memories. I was checking Facebook last night. I don't check Facebook much anymore. Neither. Once a day max, just to check my notifications.

But I did see this. This was at the top of my news feed. It's a post that somebody I don't know, and I'm pretty sure they're a boomer, has posted on the All Blacks official Facebook page. So they've went on to the All Blacks official Facebook page and they've posted this comment to the wall. That's right.

That's public. Yeah. Their name is Eunice. Okay. And they are not happy. What are they not happy with? I'll read you the comment exactly. To Ian Foster and the All Blacks,

you have that name for a reason, to be all black, which means all black boots too. It looks disgusting to see some bright orange, bright green and whatever colour other boots. When playing as the all blacks, all the boots should be black. We have stopped watching the game because it looks awful. Obviously not much going on in Janice's life. Eunice. Oh, sorry. Eunice. Okay, get the name right. Why going on in Janice's life. Eunice. Oh sorry.

Eunice. Eunice. Okay get the name right. Why did I say Janice? I think Janice is the appropriate name for this. Eunice, Janice sounds similar. Look it's a lot to abandon our national team over boot colour. It's so so minor. This post on the All Blacks page has had 6.7

thousand comments posted below it. Wow. I'd like to read you a sample of them. Okay. What are people saying? Simon wrote, Look, I'm not going to lie. I did have that thought and I was like,

Eunice, careful. Jacob wrote, Auntie Eunice, get one of your great-grandchildren to change the settings on your TV to black and white and then you can still enjoy the game. Then everyone's happy. That's a great comment. Someone else wrote, got me bracing myself for a second there. I thought this was leading up to be an old Auntie Karen pose,

but no, just a foot fetish one. Kind of was a Karen one, mixed with a foot fetish. Alex wrote, well put, Eunice. Somebody also needs to call out the Argentinian team, Los Pumas. They have zero felines in their squad, just a bunch of humans. Totally disgusting.

I mean, the nerve of that team to call themselves the Pumas. And have no Pumas. We go to the games expecting Pumas. And Edward wrote, all right, silver ferns,

time to become all silver. Get ready for a crazy story because a woman by the name of Cody Hutton was left heartbroken recently, Clint, because her Springer Spaniel, Maisie, darted off into the darkness because they were at a bonfire party and people started setting off fireworks. Yeah. So the dog has run off into the darkness and she spent the next couple of days looking for the dog, but the dog was gone.

Right. A couple of extra days after that, she gets a call saying that they'd found the dog, but unfortunately it had been run over. Oh. And it was kind of a flattened dog on the road. Squished. Squished. Yeah.

It's nice that they took the time to look at the collar still, you know. Well, it wasn't wearing a collar. Oh, was it not? It was not wearing a collar, but she... How did they... Okay. Cody went down there. She picked up the dog, gave her a proper burial, said goodbye.

Did you say gave her CPR? No, gave her a proper burial, buried her in the garden and said goodbye. And then three days later, her dog rolled in through the door, said, Hi, Mum, I'm home. And re-inflated. The dog, Maisie, was fine. Really? She buried it, though.

So it turns out, this is my favourite part of the story, it turns out what she thought was her dead dog, Maisie, was actually a dead fox. Oh, okay. I thought she'd buried somebody else's dog. What sort of dog did you say it was? It's a Springer Spaniel, which I think is like an orangey, like that orangey-red colour, same as a fox. An English Springer Spaniel.

I'm just having a look at them. Jeez, it's not particularly... Show me. It's not particularly foxy. Yeah, not particularly foxy. Yeah, not particularly. I mean, my knowledge of foxes is limited, but that looks like a dog to me. Well, it just makes me think what the animal

looked like that she went to pick it up. And I guess it depends not to be too graphic, but how mutilated it was. Well, that's the thing. Because foxes have a white chest. Do they? Yeah, and they have a white piece on their tail. Right. And they have black paws. They have a big fluffy tail.

Look, it's a happy ending. That's all we really need to focus on. And a fox that otherwise wouldn't have got a state funeral ended up getting one. Everybody wins. I did not even think about that. I just picture this woman sitting on her couch.

The doorbell rings. She opens it and goes, holy shit, that's my dog. Fuck her, me, my dog's back. You know what you haven't thought of is to confirm that it wasn't her dog that she buried, she would have had to go and dig it up. She would have had to take her dog back to the burial site and go, I put you in this hole. I literally covered you up with soil.

So, and now you're here standing with me. Who the hell did I bury? She would have had to dig it back up. Who is in my backyard? Who the hell is that? It's a happy but slightly traumatising ending to that story, I think. Do you reckon she dug it up? She had to. I'm telling you, she had to dig it up.

Just to check. To check that it wasn't her dog that had come out of the ground. Otherwise she would just assume that her dog had risen from the dead like Jesus. Yeah, it's a Jesus dog. She would have gone, Jesus Christ. That's my dead dog. She would have gone, Jesus Christ. That's my dead dog. Hot on the back of my vasectomy that I had eight weeks ago. Yes.

Yeah. Coming up to the three-month anniversary. Then it's go time, by the way, after the three-month anniversary. Is that what they say? Well, then you have the test to see if it worked. Right. You have a fertility test to check that you're shooting blanks. After three months, so still a month to go.

How do you do the test? How do you think you do the test? That's how you do it. Finger up the bum? No. No, that's a different test. Also an important test. Very important.

Get your prostate checked now. Anyway, eight weeks since I went and had my surgical vasectomy, a urologist in Australia has begun trials on a non-surgical reversible vasectomy procedure. Yeah, I heard about this this morning. It's something about where they prick you and they... They prick you in the prick. And they coach you. Yeah.

Your certain tube with a certain thing and it stops the spermies getting out. Pretty much exactly right. A hydrogel is injected into the reproductive tube and it sits hard in there. It blocks the... How hard are we talking? Rock hard. It blocks the sperm's course during indoor gardening.

Roadblock. But it dissolves after a period of years, which allows the man then to go on and have kids if he wants. So I guess what they're saying is you could, at the age of 16, go in and get your thingy blocked up so it all works. Yeah. And it gives you, I don't know, five years, ten years, where you're not going to accidentally get somebody pregnant.

Kind of good. I think amazing and awesome considering all of us ladies have to put all this medication into our bodies constantly. Like, I mean, I've been on the pill for however long, different reasons. But you know what I mean? Like, it's great to have options where men can take responsibility because, let's be real, the responsibility, a lot of it is on us at the moment.

Totally. Unfortunately, this hydrogel doesn't prevent STDs, though. So there's still another level of protection that's required. But the baby-making thing, why not have two layers of protection in there? But, I mean, even, you You know If you're in a relationship Yeah You know

This is a great option Totally Definitely Yeah So then your girlfriend Wouldn't have to take Or put medication into her body 24-7

Every day Also Just on the Having the vasectomy thing done I've talked to so many guys Since I've had it Who are like Oh mate

No no Too scared about that no no no no no no stay away from my stuff stay away from my stuff maybe they'd be more inclined if it was just a one injection thing or

nah I think they'd still be pretty they'd still be they'd be pretty scared I reckon yeah right well it's just in a trial stage at the moment but it looks it looks promising

you know I shoot them up shoot them up it's interesting that you get a shot to stop them shooting. Exactly right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that should be the tagline. Take this. Get a shot to stop them shooting. That's trademark if you want to use it. Are you going to go into... Pharmaceuticals. Temporary vasectomy, reversible vasectomy. I feel like it's a good career path for me.

Yeah, right. Are you going to do the injections yourself? Mate, why not? I'll get certified. Or I won't get certified. I'll do it from home.