ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th November 2023

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

Lemon hack.  Rank the Dua Lipa songs.  This theory tells you which order to watch Pixar movies. Fridayoke - Bad Idea Right. The BEST types of showers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Friday. Happy Fri-yay, get out the rosé for a Fri-yay. Fries day. Hey, keen for the fries day. Fries day, rosé Day. Rosé Day. Rosé Day. What else kind of rhymes really, really minimally with a Friday?

Rosé Day is a stretch, eh? Fri- Frosé. Frosé. Frosé Day. How good's Frosé, by the way? At this time of year, so good. Last Friday when you were away, they had a bit of a party shindig here, and one of the

things on the menu was Frosés. It's good. Last Friday when you were away, they had a bit of a party shindig here. And one of the things on the menu was froses. It's good. Underrated. Slightly less lethal for you than a frozen margarita. Yeah. You can go a bit longer on the froses than the frozen margaritas, I reckon. Yeah, look out for those frozen margs. They'll get you.

They do a spicy frozen margarita. Look, we're getting off topic. Today on the show, lots of fun things coming up for you. But we're going to crack straight into Tradie vs. Lady first. Let's do this thing. Let's find the last winner of the week in Tradie vs. Lady. Is it going to be you? Well, you have to be in it to win it.

0800 DIAL ZM right now if you want to play. It's time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go. Get your boxing gloves up because we're having a round of Tradie versus Lady as always on the show. And the Tradies, a win yesterday brings them up to 99.

They are nipping at the heels of the ladies. They're on 102. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling from... Auckland. Auckland. She's 41 and she got bullied into doing this by her six-year-old daughter. That's what we like to hear. Welcome to the show, Bridget.

Hello, Bridge. Are you there, Bridget? Hello. There she is. What's your six-year-old's name, Bridget? McKenna. McKenna sounds like she could be a politician. McKenna is the boss. KFC is a motivator, so you know.

Yes, I like it, Bridget. You're taking on our tradie today, calling from Luturua. They are 22 years old, and they are an electrician. Welcome to the show. It's Keegan. Hello, Keegan. G'day, how's it going? Not too bad.

How's the world of being an electrician? Oh, it's pretty good. What do you say to the tradie rumour that electricians never clean up after themselves? I'd say it's true. It's true. It's true. True story. Okay, Bridge, your buzzer is lady.

Keegan, yours is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. What film about acapella started the trend with a cup and song? Lady. Yes, Bridget.

Pitch Perfect. It is Pitch Perfect. She's on the board. She's away and flying with one. Question number two. Fit two is a number in the Toreo Maldi. Which number is it? Lady. Yes, is it? Lady. Brady.

Yes, Bridget. Eight. Oh, close. Keegan. Brady. Yeah. Seven. It is seven.

Nice work. We are one apiece. Question number three. What is the capital of America? Lady. Yes, Bridget. Washington, D.C. Oh, she's nailed that. Nice work. Quite a hard question when you think about it. Is, Bridget. Washington, D.C. Oh, she's nailed that.

Nice work. Quite a hard question when you think about it. Is it? Yeah. What's where the Capitol building is? What's the capital of Australia? Also quite a hard question. Canberra.

What's the capital of New Zealand? Quite a hard question too. Wellington. Question number four. Fenty Beauty is a makeup line from which celebrity? Oh, God. She's a singer. Billionaire.

Trady. Yes, Keegan. Kylie Jenner. Did you say Chloe Jenner? Kylie. Kylie Jenner. Yeah, yeah, no. I mean, it's a good guess.

No, Bridget, you want to have a stab? Fenty Beauty. Rihanna. It. Rihanna. It is Rihanna. She's taken the win. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Bridget, your six-year-old is going to be stoked. Oh, she's cropping. You might not clean up after yourself, but Keegan, Bridget has cleaned you up this afternoon. There's 50 bucks coming your way. Bridget, congratulations. Thank you. Lovely work. Brian Clint, bucks coming your way. Bridge, congratulations. Thank you. Lovely work. Bree and Clint, good round of Tradiverse, lady.

Bree and Clint. Guys, we're going to test something out. That's very visual, but we're going to do our best to describe what's happening in the studio here this afternoon. Now, look, Clint, I've seen something on TikTok. A hack, a life hack, if you will. Always a great way to start a sentence. I've seen this on TikTok.

It worked for them. A lot of people lose their eyebrows that way. I feel like on TikTok, a lot of these things, half of them are real and they work, and half of them are complete BS. Yeah. Yeah. But we're going to test this one. Let's see what this one is.

Yeah. So essentially what I saw, right, was this girl, she had a lemon, like just a simple everyday normal lemon yeah and what she did was is she grabbed like a barbecue skewer yeah like a sharp skewer and then she poked the bottom of the lemon like through its bottom hole yeah like right at the end of the lemon poke a little nipple yeah the little nipple of the lemon poked it all the way through right yeah and then pulled it out and she could squeeze the juice like she was milking the lemon.

Like it came out like a cow teat. Just like liquid juice just dripping out from the little hole. And what happens is and why it would be great if this is real is that no seeds come out because it's through a tiny hole at the bottom of the lemon. Yeah. Interesting way bottom of the lemon. Yeah. Interesting way to milk a lemon. Do you think-

And to be honest, if you can milk a lemon, you can milk an orange. You can milk anything. You can milk a lime. You can milk- A capsicum if you really try. Anything is milkable. Okay. Right.

I'm nervous because I feel like I've been had, but we're going to give it a go. There's only one way to find these things out. What do you think, actually? You have permission to fail. Okay. You have permission to fail this afternoon. Do you think it's going to work?

No, no. It'll be nice in theory. It'll be like the boy who hit the avocado with a whisk and it takes the stone out instantly. It doesn't work. Producers, yes or no to milking a lemon? Can it be done? Yeah, I reckon. Oh, that's a positive. I'm into work. Producers, yes or no to milking a lemon? Can it be done? Yeah, I reckon.

They're pretty confident. Here we go. I am now placing the barbecue skewer into the lemon. I'm not really, you know, rocking it around that much. Just putting it straight through the lemon. Is it going through easily?

Pretty easily. Yeah. Okay. Oh, you didn't come out the top. No. So you only put one hole in there. Through the bottom. Okay.

But you push it all the way to the top before it comes out the top. But you don't pierce the top. Okay. Okay, here she goes. Is this going to work? And now all you do, squeeze it like a cow teat. Okay. Ready? Yeah,at. Okay. Ready?

Yeah, ready. Go! Hey! Oh my god! Wow! Kind of worked, kind of didn't. Kind of squirted everywhere, but I'm going to say I'm going to say that is... Successful enough.

Semi-successful. I could have just cut it open and squeezed it normally. There's a lot more mess than if you just cut it open and squeezed it normally and picked out a couple of seeds. No seeds, though. That's pretty good. Damn, that's almost a whole teaspoon of lemon juice. Let's all be real with the release last Friday of Houdini from Dua Lipa. She's been killed in the game.

She back. She back. In a big way. It's just hit after hit after hit from her. She's very consistent. Super consistent. So many amazing songs in the last, what, five years. And I found out, which I was surprised by,

that she is part of the writing process. I saw the track she did for the Barbie movie. She wrote that with Mark Ronson. Yeah, she does a lot of writing for her songs. Yeah. So, I mean, it just makes her more talented. Producer Ella said she came across an interview where they made Dua Lipa rate her songs from her most favourites to least favourites.

Okay. Which I always find quite interesting coming from the artist, what is their favourite song? Because it could be completely different to us. It will never be the one that gets played the most on the radio. They'll be sick of that one. Yeah. Unless it's the song that made them famous.

But, yeah, I don't know. Exactly. Now, Producer Ellie, you've got what she rated the songs, don't you? I do. There was a catch, though. She didn't know what was coming afterwards, if that makes sense. It's kind of like that game that people are playing on TikTok where you have to blind place different songs.

So it is a little bit tough. Now, do we want to do our ratings first and then we see how much it matches up to Dua Lipa? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Okay, sweet. So we'll play the first one, which is... How many are we doing?

Oh, number five. We're doing five. Okay, five. Five songs. So we're going to place these one through five. Okay. Go on then. Hit us with that.

This is levitating. This is a good Dua Lipa song. You're my starlight I need you All night Come on, dance with me This is levitating. This is a good Dua Lipa song. A banger. I'm going to put it mid-pack. I would put that at three. You'd put it at three. Because I think it's really good,

but I think there's going to be better Dua Lipa songs. See, I'd put it almost at two. You're going to give that two straight away? Okay, yeah, all right. No, no, do it. Do it, yep. Are you going to go with me? Yeah, two. Okay, we're putting that at two. I think you'll regret that, but yep, two. You're going to give that two straight away? Okay, yeah, all right. No, no, do it. Do it. Are you going to go with me? Yeah, two.

Okay, we're putting that at two. I think you'll regret that, but yep, two. Ready? She put it at number one. Oh, do it. Leave it. Put it at number one. Wait, do I tell you that?

It's your game. It's your game. That's my game. You do what you want. Okay, so we were close. Okay. You were close. We were close.

Next one is... I do like new rules. See, I would have given that number two, but you've already used that spot. So... Number three. Number three. Number three. Number three. Because you've got to keep number one spare.

Number three. Okay. And shall I not tell you now? It's your game. I'm confused. Okay shall I not tell you now? It's your game. I'm confused. Okay. I'll tell you. Just tell us.

She put it at number two. Two. Gutted. Okay. Yep. We could have put. Yep. That's fine.

That's fine. Okay. Next one. Hotter than hell. Oh, baby. Hotter than hell. Oh, no This is a very good Dua Lipa song We can't put it at number one

We've got to put it at number four You have to put it at number four Because it's almost like a B-side It's got to be number four But it's such a good song Yeah, but it's not a main Dua Lipa track But you know why I love it so much Is because we don't hear it 24 times a day

Oh, no I know Okay, it's number four Okay, number four She put it at number five. She put it at five? Really? Okay.

Yeah, she struggled with that one. Harder than hell. All right, what's the next one? Oh, baby, come on, let me get to know you. Just another chance for the earth to show it all. Number one. Number one. You put it at number one.

Nah, that's number five for me. Number one. Number five. That put it at number one. Nah, that's number five for me. Number one. Number five. That is quintessential Dua Lipa. That's where it all comes from. She put it at number four. Yeah, I agree. Really?

Yeah, not as strong for her, in my opinion. That means the last song has to be our number one. That's right. We've only left space for one song, and Dua Lipa already gave number one to Levitating. What is going to be number one? So this last song is our number one. That's right. We've only left space for one song and Dua Lipa already gave number one to Levitating. What is going to be number one?

So this last song is our number one by default. So it has to be. It's no matter what. What song do you not want it to be? I hope it's not

One Kiss Is All It Takes. No, I don't want One Kiss Is All It Takes. It's just quite repetitive. I like it. That won't be in there. That's Calvin Harris' song so that won't be in there.

Yeah. Okay, give it to us. It's called The Last One. Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy with that. Number three for Dua Lipa, but number one for you guys. Levitating her number one. There you go.

There you go. Ranking her songs. I mean, there's so many. Brianne Clint. Have you heard of something called the Pixar Theory Timeline? No. Quite interesting. It's doing the rounds on the interwebs at the moment,

making quite a lot of noise. From what I could find, the Pixar Theory Timeline is by a guy called John Negroni. Great last name. Great last name. Great last name. I wonder what his favorite drink is. I wonder. Black Russian?

Probably. I'd say so. Where he's essentially taken all the Pixar films, all the amazing films that Pixar has made, and he's done up a timeline of what he thinks is the order you should be watching them in. Right. If they were to happen chronologically kind of thing. Yeah.

Like in the Pixar universe. Yeah. Okay. And obviously it changes and moves over time as more movies get released. Because they do this with Star Wars. There's a very clear order that the movies have come around the timeline. Where they come out, the timeline jumps around. Yeah.

But the Pixar ones, I didn't know that they were linked. I didn't know that they were. Well, they're not really. Like some are. Yeah. But the Pixar ones, I didn't know that they were linked. I didn't know that they were. Well, they're not really. Like, some are. Like, you know, you do see some characters from other movies appear in certain films. Does Woody exist in the same universe as the Cars cars? Like. That's essentially what this theory is saying.

Okay. Right? Yeah. So let's go through it. Let's see if we agree. So the first movie on the timeline list according to this uh pixar theory is the good dinosaur have you ever watched it no such an amazing film it it's essentially takes place 65 million years ago which is why they've

started with that film yeah it's quite sad quite a heavy movie for kids to watch. Is it the dinosaur from Toy Story? It kind of looks like the dinosaur. Oh, well, yeah, there is a dinosaur in it that looks like the dinosaur from Toy Story. But that's what they say that you should start with. Then moving on to the movie Brave, which is the movie- The Girl with the Orange Hair.

The Girl with the Orange Hair, which takes place in the 10th century. Yeah, it's like medieval, right? Like medieval times. And then we move across to, obviously, one of the favourites, The Incredibles. Right. Which take place in the 1950s and the 1960s. Oh, okay. That's like next on the timeline.

Yeah. And then you move across to, actually, the two Toy Story movies. So, Toy Story 1 and Toy Story 2. Finally, a movie that I've seen. Which is in 1995 and 1996. Yeah. Both amazing films. Have you not seen any of those others?

No, I haven't seen it. No. Wait, you haven't even seen The Incredibles? No, I haven't seen The Incredibles. Oh, my God. That's like a mainstream Pixar movie. I know, I know, but I haven't seen anything. God, you've got kids. You'll see them soon. I know. I'm looking forward to seeing them. I want to see Brave. I can't believe you've just said, I'm looking forward to seeing The Incredibles.

Then from Toy Story 1 and 2, if you've just joined us, this is the order you should be watching Pixar movies. Finding Nemo and Finding Dory. Yep. They are both around the early 2000s, according to this chronological order. Looking forward to seeing those two. Don't judge me. Don't judge me.

I've had a lot on. Are you guys judging in here? Because I can't help but judge him. He's never seen Finding Nemo. Yeah, that's disgraceful. Why? Are you trying to make a stand or something? Like Finding Dork.

No, no, no. This is not politically motivated. I'd love to see both of those movies. Why haven't you? I don't know. I don't know what I've been doing for the last 30 years. Nothing. You've been doing nothing.

Educate yourself. This is a part of pop culture now. I know. Like Finding Nemo is enormous. Well, you're giving me the list. Maybe I can watch them. 2007, we move along to Ratatouille. Yep.

What? I am making Ratatouille? Well, how would you prepare it? Have you never seen the masterpiece that is Ratatouille? If it makes it better, I've never seen Stuart Little either. Oh, I couldn't give two shits about Stuart Little. Ratatouille! I want to see it. Oh, my God. I want't give two shits about Stuart Little. Ratatouille! I want to see it. Oh my god.

I want to see it. Wow. Wow. Next was Toy Story 3. After that was the movie Up, which I'm sure you have not seen. I have actually seen Up. It's about the old man. Have you seen it? Yeah. What happens then? The house flies away. And then his wife dies. Who else is in it?

The boy. And who else? The old man. Who's the other main character? The cat. You haven't seen it. I think I've seen the start of it. I think I've seen it until the house flew away.

Oh my God. Okay. Shush. Next was Inside Out, which is a fairly new film. Then we move along to Coco, which is a brand new film then we move along uh to coco which is a brand new movie and then wall-e which is set like way way into the future where humans have ruined the world and it's just robots uh then cars where there is no humans it's just cars living on the planet and then a bug's life and monsters ink what about planes honestly can someone come in here?

Where does planes go? Shut up with your planes. Planes goes in the bin. Exactly, Claudia. Where we should put Clint because he's never seen Finding Nemo or Ratatouille. Good, there's one movie I don't have to watch. I'll take you off my list. You're in the movie Sin Bin. Go on.

You've got ten minutes. Bree and Clint. Time for the one Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. A very heated part of our Friday afternoons where we go head to head guessing songs as quickly as possible. But we have teammates. Tessa's going to play on Team Bree.

Hi, Tessa. G'day, Tessa. Hi, guys. How are you? How are you with your music, Tessa? Oh, I'm pretty good. I listen to a pretty large variety. That's good.

That's what we need because I'm not usually the best at this game. But you can bring up our average. Taking you guys on. They call them the human jukebox. Welcome to Team Clint. It's Chris. G'day, mate. G'day, Chris. Hi, Clint. How are you can bring up our average. Taking you guys on, they call them the human jukebox. Welcome to Team Clint. It's Chris. G'day, mate. G'day, Chris.

Hi, Clint. How are you going? Good, man. We got this, right? It's all confidence. Yeah, we got this. We got this. We got this.

Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claudia. Hello. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Where's the roses? Oh, they're on the way.

Okay, sweet. In five minutes. Too early right now. So this is the one second. No, not too early. It's four to early because we're still at work, guys. You should have said it was too early two roses ago. That would have been good.

Can we redo it? Yeah, we'll go back and redo it. So this is the one second song challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to tell me the name of the song and the artist. The theme today, these are all artists that are coming to New Zealand or just Auckland in the next

12 months. Fun. Good luck. Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. Write them with your name. Here's your first one. Brie. Oh no. She's gone very early. I couldn't even hear it. I couldn't even hear it, to be honest.

I hadn't even turned it up properly. Post Malone. And it's his new word, Sunflower. Post Malone Chemical. He's here on Tuesday. That was close. We're off to a flyer, Chris. Yeah.

Yeah. Come on, Tessa. You're all over this, mate. Yeah, I couldn't even hear that one. No, it wasn't. I didn't even turn it up when Bree buzzed it. Yeah, to be honest, I barely heard it. This next one will be louder.

Don't worry. You've got it, Tessa. Here you go. Tessa, Chris, this one's for you guys. Okay. They're here tomorrow. Yeah, Tessa. Who's that?

Paramore. Yeah. Still the one? No, no. Oh, you're so close No You're so close You're so close Oh Oh That's a real read

Come on No Tessa Don't be sorry If Chris can't get it I reckon we give it to Tessa Yeah I was going to say Chris do you know what it is No

I could barely hear it To be honest That's not an excuse anymore Tessa heard it The answer is Still into you T not an excuse anymore. Tessa heard it. The answer is... Still into you. Tessa gets the point. Yes, Tessa.

You had 90%. 90% was there. Well, that's one apiece now. Brie and Clint, back to you guys. All right. Brie. That's Jonas Brothers, Sucker. Correct.

We're straight back in this, Tessa. You can take the win for us. Okay, Chris, I'm going to need you to turn that hearing rate up to 11 for this one, okay? We need this, okay? Come on, Tessa. Good luck. Here you go. Oh, this is a tough one.

No, it's not. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's easy. Slow hands. Yeah, buzz in, Chris. Chris. Yeah, Chris.

Slow hands. Bye. Bye. Tessa Bow hands Bow hands My horse You know what You see

Chris when you got that I was so impressed Just wasn't to me Tessa What a game from you Held up the team How's your back Because I was riding on it the whole time.

It's okay. I've got your back. $50 KC chicken dollars coming your way, Tessa. Nice work. Thank you so much. Thanks to both of you. Have a great weekend, Chris. See you guys.

See you later. Bree and Clint. It is time for a Friday Oki. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Here we are, back for more punishment. Our weekly singing competition. We've spent time with a professional producer to make ourselves sound as good as possible. And this week, our good idea was to do Olivia Rodrigo's Bad Idea.

Or was it a bad idea? Bad idea, right? You be the judge. You've got to hear them. You're going to hear mine, and then you're going to hear Bree's. And once you've heard both, the phone lines will be open on 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM for five votes to decide the winner of Friday, OK? That's how it works.

I will say, before I play this, I had fun doing it. I had so much fun this week. I was quite scared about it, but I had fun. I don't know if fun translates to good. I saw Sam. I haven't heard mine or yours. I saw Sam, our producer, come through and he said he's happy with them. Yeah, but it's easy for him to say.

He's not embarrassing himself on the radio. Okay, well, here we go. This is my Olivia Rodrigo, which will be immediately followed by Breeze. Him to say. He's not embarrassing himself on the radio. Okay. Well, here we go. This is my Olivia Rodrigo, which will be immediately followed by Breeze. Hey, haven't heard from you in a couple of months, but I'm out right now and I'm all messed up and you're calling my phone. You're all alone and I'm sensing some undertone. And I'm right here with all my friends, but you're sending me your new address. And I know we're done.

I know we're through. But God, when I look at you. My brain goes. Can't hear my thoughts I cannot hear my thoughts Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah I should probably, probably not I should probably, probably not

Seeing you tonight is a bad idea, right? Seeing you tonight is a bad idea, right? Seeing you tonight is a bad idea, right? See you tonight It's a bad idea, right? See you tonight It's a bad idea, right? See you tonight F*** it, it's fine Yes, I know that he's my ex But can't you people reconnect?

I only see him as a friend The biggest lie I ever said Yes, I know that he's my ex But can't you people reconnect? I only see them as a friend He's tripped and fell into his bed Oh my lanta There's so much involved in that

As you know There's a lot of stuff going on in that song Pretty bloody good though Bang it in your brain Because you're going to have to compare it to this Oh no here we go Bree's bad idea right Good luck Haven't heard from you in a couple of months because you're going to have to compare it to this. Oh, no. Here we go. Bree's bad idea, right?

Good luck. Haven't heard from you in a couple of months, but I'm out right now and I'm all messed up and you're calling my phone. You're all alone and I'm sensing some undertone. I'm right here with all my friends and you're sending me your new address and I know we're done and I know we're through, but God, when I look at you,

my brain goes, I can't hear my thoughts I cannot hear my thoughts I should probably not I should probably, probably not Seeing you tonight, it's a bad idea, right? Seeing you tonight, it's a bad idea, right? Seeing you tonight, it's a bad idea, right? Seeing you tonight. It's a bad idea, right? Seeing you tonight.

It's a bad idea, right? Seeing you tonight. Whatever, it's fine. Yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect? I only see him as a friend. The biggest lie I ever said. Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect? I only see him as a friend who stripped and fell into his bed.

That goes hard. That is so good. I feel like that's what my brain's like most of the time, where there's a million things happening at once. One of those is the best version of Olivia Rodrigo, performed by either Brie or Clint, and we want you to decide that right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Get your votes in. We also welcome feedback on the

text machine on 9696. We'll be back with a winner. You have just heard two excellent, excellent renditions of Olivia Rodrigo's Bad Idea, performed by Brian Clint. And now, it's time to find out whose was the best.

Friday Ooty! Breeze, Olivia Rodrigo, sounded like this. Whatever, it's fine. Yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect? I only see him as a friend, the biggest lie I ever said. Great energy. And mine sounded like this. It's fine.

Yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect? I only see him as a friend, the biggest lie I ever said. Never hyperventilated so much singing a song. Standing by with their votes are five great New Zealanders. We're going to start with Sha. Hi, Sha. G'day, Sha. Hi. Hey.

What did you think? I think you were both pretty good. Yeah. It's one of our better weeks, I think, Sha. So you're splitting hairs, I think. Who are you going to give your vote to? Me or Brie? I think Clint was really good, but Brie, you just sounded more like a teenage girl there.

I get told that often, Sha, so I appreciate that. It's in your DNA. Thank you, Sha. Thank you, Sha. Let's go to Lila on our 800 dials. Happy Friday, Lila. G'day, Lila. Hi.

What did you think? I think that you guys both are really great, but Bree's had a lot of energy and passion towards it, and Clint's was a bit boring. Well, we said don't hold back, and she didn't. We asked for brutal honesty. We like that energy. We like that vibe.

And I like the vote because it's coming my way. Thanks, Lila. Asking Lila to be honest was a bad idea, right? Bad idea, right? Let's go to Michaela on 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi.

As brutal as that was, we want the honesty, okay? Yeah. So what are your thoughts about our Olivia Rodrigo's? Chef kiss. You couldn't have done better. Yes. Yes. I think it was immaculate.

Gorgeous. Love it. Thank you, Michaela That was lovely feedback But now we need to get to the nitty gritty, the vote I'm going with Clint Yes There you go

Michaela doesn't find me boring She didn't say that Yeah, true, actually don't push it She just voted for you, yeah I'll just take the vote and move on Thank you, Michaela Thanks, Michaela No problem, Jazz

Jazzman's here, happy Friday, Jazz G'day, Jazz. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Tell us, Jazz, what's your feedback this week? A little bit chaotic. A little bit chaotic. Yeah, yeah.

Fair enough. I think Clint is going with Clint. You just dropped out there. Can you cast that vote again? Clint, you... Oh, my God. She's going with Clint. I feel like she's voting for me and we're losing it. You just dropped out there Can you cast that vote again? Um Clint You Oh my god She's going with you I feel like she's voting for me

And we're losing it Are we good? Are we good? I can go again Yeah Um Clint You absolutely slayed it

Fully committed And obviously Being a little bit harder for you Because you're Not a teenage girl Oh thank you so much Okay I'll take the vote Neither am I Jasmine

I just wanted to point that out. I've been through puberty. Thanks, Jazz. We're at Deadlock, and it all comes down to Hayden. Hi, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. Hey, guys. How you going?

We're good, mate. We're very eager to find out your vote. You have the power. The tie-break decision. Well, I'll start off by saying I think you guys have outdone yourself once again. You know, another cracking performance. Thank you, Hayden. We appreciate the tyre pump.

Appreciate that. Hayden, that's very nice of you to say. Where do your allegiances lie this week? Well, my vote will be going to the person who I imagine I sound like when I'm singing there, exactly like that in my car. I'll cleanse air. Hayden, you have made my day, mate. Thank you so much

for that thanks Hayden have a good weekend mate all good you too see ya there we go that's the winner

of Friday Hockey it's me it's me yes I know that he's my ex-boyfriend to people reconnect I only see him

as a friend the biggest lie I ever said that was fun it was fun this week very fun next on the show a birthday banger

if you want to know yours for a Friday, you should give us a call right now on 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM. We'll do three birthday bangers, and someone will score $100 cash thanks to Big Barrel. Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to Big Barrel, where mates look after mates.

All this week, thanks to Big Barrel celebrating their birthday, we've got $100 for you if you win birthday banger. Yeah, that's exactly right. But you're going to have to have the best birthday banger to win that $100. First person giving it a go is Liam. Kia ora, Liam. Hi, Liam.

Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, you know, just another keeping the cool for it, Ferris wheel turning. Yeah, that's the one. Big cogs, small wheel or something like that. I like it, Liam.

Well, tell us your birthday, mate. July 3rd, 1997. All right. That means you were 16, Liam, in 2013. And we've done the math. And back on that date, this was number one. It'd be a Miley Cyrus. The first single from her stoner era.

You know when everything was kind of marijuana themed? Yeah. That's this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's this era Miley. The film clip definitely portrayed that. Liam, what do you reckon? Well, I'm going to have to say that is a certified banger.

Certified banger. Okay, stay with us. You could be the winner this afternoon. Let's go and do a birthday banger for Brianna. Cuter Brianna. Hi, Brianna. Hello. Brianna or Brianna?

Brianna. Brianna. I always ask because I'm one of those. Brianna or Brianna. Well, good to know. Brianna, what's your birthday? The 12th of August, 2001. All right.

That means you were 16 in the year 2017. And on the 12th of August, 2017, this was at the top. Snake era Taylor Swift. Look What You Made Me Do. Brianna, you a fan of that song? A massive fan. Yeah. Really? Oh, perfect do. Brianna, you a fan of that song? A massive fan. Really? Oh, perfect then. Okay, wait there. I'm quite confronting

that someone was born in 2001 and is old enough to call a radio station, but that's more of a me problem than a Brianna problem. Let's do one more for Brooke. Kia ora, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hello. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? It's been good. Just still recovering from Friday's Live last night. Wasn't it's your day been? It's been good. Just still recovering from Friday's Live last night.

Wasn't it good? How good? It was so good. What a party. Couldn't have got better. Well, we're glad you're here and that you're okay. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth?

The 12th of December, 2001. Another one. Another one, baby. You were 16 and 27 also, Brooke. But on your 16th birthday, this was number one. For the 2001 baby. You were 16 and 27 also, Brooke. But on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Post Malone here on Tuesday to play the Outer Fields in Auckland. What do you reckon? You a Postie fan, Brooke?

I am going along on Tuesday. Not the right vibe, though, for a Friday. This song, not the vibe for a Friday. No. But Post Malone, great. This song, not the vibe for a Friday. No. But Post Malone, great. This song, not right for right now. I'm glad you understand that and you appreciate that. You speak the truth.

Stick with us. It's got to be Miley Cyrus. It's got to be Miley Cyrus on a Friday, right? It's got to be. Hey, Liam, the corporate man, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger and a $100 voucher. No, $100 cash from Big Barrel. Oh, absolutely stoked.

Thank you very much. No worries, Liam. Our pleasure from Big Barrel. Oh, absolutely stoked. Thank you very much. No worries, Liam. Our pleasure. Big Barrel, it's where mates look after mates so you can shop Big Barrel and enjoy their big range and even bigger deals. Bree and Clint, here's your birthday bangers. Red cousins, sweaty bodies everywhere.

Hands in the air like we don't care. Cause we came to have so much fun now. Bree and Clint. Look, Clint, we know you're a bath guy. You have a bath most days. Do not tar me with the bath brush. But most of us, you know, common people, we have showers. I'm not a bath guy.

And why do I find bath people a little bit weird? I feel like you could pass as a bath guy, though. Why? What about me screams? My brother is a bath guy. Is he? Yeah. Does he love it? How often would he have a bath? And for a long time he didn't live in a house with a bath. So if he was staying at your house and you had a bath. He will have a bath. He would have a bath. Weird. Do you guys mind if I have a bath? Weird. What are you doing in that bath? That is strange. Just soaking. There's a lot of talk

especially in the last like 12 months around different that bath. That is strange. Just soaking. There's a lot of talk, especially in the last 12 months around different types of showers. The Everything Shower got a lot of media attention. That's a lady shower, eh, where you wash all your pits and bits and shave your tits? I don't think it's just a lady thing. I think it also can be a male

thing as well, but producer Claude and I were bonding over the Everything Shower. Claude, what is involved in the Everything Shower? Let's roll through the list. You're washing your hair. You're washing, conditioning. Maybe you're even putting on a hair mask or doing a purple shampoo. Oh, yes.

Hair treatments of any kind. Yes. Exfoliating. Exfoliating your entire body, Ella. Shaving head to toe. You're showering. Shaving head to toe. Head to toe.

Eyebrows. Eyebrows down. You are shaving everything. Eyeaving head to toe. You're showering. Shaving head to toe. Head to toe. Eyebrows. Eyebrows down. You are shaving everything. Eyebrows mowed. You're going to be a sexual slippery dip after everything shower. Yeah, you're shaving the whole thing. You might get your pumice stone on your feet. That's a great one.

Love it. God, there's a lot of Edmund involved in being a woman. You're cleansing your face. You're doing a deep cleanse on your face. Yeah, that's nice. Sometimes it's not even necessary. It just feels nice. Yeah, and then I guess you're moisturising your whole body when you get out. 100%. Slippery. 100%. But guys,

you're forgetting the best thing. What? A nice cup of tea. Oh, or a beer in the shower. In the shower. No, that's a different shower. Also, no one is having a tea in the shower. My mum does. No one.

She loves it. That's weird. No one's taking an open-mouthed vessel into the shower. A beer, yes. A beer, yes. Beer all day because that's a beer shower. Yeah. That's a type of thing.

That is definitely a real thing. They're now talking about nothing showers. Right. Do you guys know what a nothing shower is? Is that in and out? No, it's not. So why do we normally have a shower? To get clean. To get clean, to get ready for bed. Or because our partner tells us we have to. To feel fresh, right? You're showering for a purpose. A nothing shower is just showering to shower.

For something to do. To feel nice. Oh, okay. So not because you have to shower, but because you choose and want to go for a shower. So a nothing shower might happen at like three in the afternoon. If you just feel like it. Right. I've never had a nothing shower in my life.

I don't know if I have either. To me, a shower is like a utility. It's like, oh, I have to have a shower. I have to do this. Yeah, yeah. I've never had a shower to luxuriate. People are saying it's very nice to wind down with a nothing shower and people say, you know, instead of doing something, like going to do something, like a hobby, you just have a shower. Right, okay. Let's run through some different showers that I've come up with, and we can decide which

one is the ultimate shower out of all these, okay? Go on then. So, producers, you get involved. So, of course, the ones we've mentioned already, an everything shower. Now we've got the nothing shower. We've got the beer shower. Beer in the shower. Yeah, which is a great time. We have to mention the sexy shower. Oh, yeah, the couples shower. We've got the beer shower. Beer in the shower. Yeah, which is a great time.

We have to mention the sexy shower. Oh yeah, the couple's shower. Which I completely am not on board with. Unless you have the right shower. I'm talking three shower heads. I'm talking extra room for activities. No shower curtain. No shower

curtain. Definitely no shower curtain. No shub. A clean shower. It's not a no shower curtain No shub A clean shower It's not a shub No shub Yeah What about the shower after mowing the lawn? Oh yes That's such a good shower

I like to wear my grass stink around Ew I like to smell like the lawns What? But anyway carry on Okay weird What about the shower after a sporting match? Oh yeah I like the lawns. What? Yeah. But anyway, carry on. Okay, weird. What about the shower after a sporting match?

Oh, yeah. That's such a good shower. With the fellas. What? A cold shower? No. Nothing better than a cold shower if it's really hot. I can't do it.

I'm a pussy. If you're a little bit sunburned. Yeah, that's so nice. You know they say having cold showers can prolong your life? Yeah, it's meant to be good for you, but I'm not keen. Apparently it's good for you. The sitting down shower. The vulnerability shower. The given up shower.

The cry shower. The hungover shower. Sit down in the corner, let the water just hit you for 15 minutes. That's such a good one. The last one I've got here is the fake tanning prep shower, which is quite exerting, if I do say so myself. I'm exhausted after that type of shower. Okay, we've got the last.

Everybody, you need to vote on the greatest shower. Okay, everybody together in three, two, one. From that, the greatest shower is... Everything shower. Shower with the boys. Okay. Oh, can I change mine? You want to come shower with the shower. Shower with the boys. Okay. Oh, can I change mine? You want to come shower with the boys?

Shower with the boys, yeah. That, folks, is the end of another week of the Brian Clint Show. We are out of here. Booy. Done for another week. Have fun. Everyone going to Paramore tomorrow night in Auckland. Yeah.

It's going to be an amazing show. I'm so jealous that I can. Yeah. It's going to be an amazing show. I'm so jealous that I can't go. It's going to be epic. Yeah, I'm gutted. Oh, I'm so sad for you. I have to go to the airport now and catch a flight to Perth to see Coldplay live. Business class? No, premium economy.

Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. No, you've got to stay grounded. Even when you're 40,000 feet in the air, you've got to stay grounded, babes. Premium economy. You're such a dicks of dolls, eh? The normal people still have to walk past you on the way to their seat.

It's the most awkward bit. They board you first in premium economy and then all the normal people have to file past you and you have to... They have to see you. See this? Give them the royal wave. I'm playing the tiniest violin here. You guys know I her. See this? Give them the royal wave. I'm playing the tiniest violin here.

You guys know I'm joking, eh? You know I'm joking. You know they're free flights. Does that make it better or worse? There's always some truth to a joke. Absolutely. I'd fly premium economy everywhere if I could. Have a great weekend, everybody.

Enjoy Paramore. Stay safe. And catch you back next week on the Brand Clint Show on the Monday we'll see you then on the Monday

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