ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 17th October 2022

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast with special guest, Bree! I'm back, bitches. In the studio! Yay! Oh, that is a big applause. How many people get in here? Turn it off.

Everyone calm down. That's enough. It's still going. Thank you. Wow, that's a big applause. What is that called in the system? Crowd clapping three. I'd love to hear crowd clapping two.

Or crowd clapping four. Oh, that's a good one. I bet, yeah. That's a good one. I bet, yeah. That's a good one. I want the one that's just like. Nice. Yeah. Brie, you told me to remind you to talk about that thing.

Thank you for reminding me. I have been away out of the studio, came back. There was a few packages here for me. Oh, my gosh, there's a pile. None of the ones that I had been waiting for. Remember how I ordered a new laptop cover and I've been really excited about it? Yeah.

It hasn't come. What? Where did you ship it from? Out of space? I think China. It's not that far away. It says the date was from the 17th of October to the 22nd, so there's still time.

Today's the first day. Phil and producer Megan and I were bullying Bree because she's ordered a Boomer keyboard cover for her. I like the keyboard covers. A silicon keyboard cover. She ordered a Boomer one because it's coloured. No, they're annoying. There's no need.

Why? It keeps my keyboard real nice, though. But you never see your keyboard because it's underneath your jelly thing. Your keyboard had all the skin and stuff in it. Ew. Skin? Yeah. What do you think goes down into the keyboard holes skin and microfibers you've got yourself a keyboard prophylactic anyway anyway um one of the packages i thought i'd share with you guys i've been sent this um and on the front of the box so it it's a black box. We saw this box. We saw these boxes empty.

Yeah, we did. We've only seen the empty box. No, no. We think that Hayley might have got sent one in the morning and taken the stuff out of it and left the empty box. Interesting. What is it? She took the stuff out of it.

We don't know if she did or not. Okay. Well, you're about to find out. Wait, let me record it. So are you recording this so people can see? Yeah. On the front, you ready? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm ready. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. On the front of the box, it has an SS and it says share satisfaction. Any ideas? Six toys. So in the box. Indoor gardening toys.

It says. Indoor gardening tools. Bound launch. Join us for a sexy soiree. You are invited to the official Bound launch party. Get up close and personal with Bound, the new luxury

BDSM range from Share Satisfaction. Was this addressed to you? This was addressed to me. Why didn't I get invited to the Bound? Maybe you're just not very bondage-esque. Yeah, you don't give off that vibe. Is it because they saw you crack that kettle whip that time?

I think so. So in there is a little bottle of... Dudes, champagne. Champagne. And then this is luxury bondage ties. No way. Can I see? I reckon we should get Hayley on the line.

Yeah. Ask her. Is that kink shaming? Do you want me to get her? Yeah, get her. We can ask her. Okay. Luxury bondage ties in midnight blue.

These are just little silk scarves. They're not like the leather things or anything. They're just like, you don't have to use a tie or something. I don't know. Let's open them. I want to see what they're like. Yeah, I'm not going to open your luxury bondage ties. God, the picture on the front is very saucy, isn't it?

Have you missed the event? Do you know? We can't get it? No, it's this Wednesday. I don't have a number. It's this Wednesday, I think. Right. Are you going to go to this?

Should we all go? I don't know. Do you get a plus three on that? No, it's in Wellington this Wednesday. It's polyamorous. Oh, it's in Wellington. The Auckland one's in November. Oh, sweet.

At a bar called Sweat Shop. Oh, yeah. You want to go to the bondage event at Sweat Shop. I mean, it makes sense for them to have it. Do you have any anal beads? What? If I get sent anal beads, you can have them. I don't want them.

You say that like you were looking to borrow some. No, they're just funny and I've never seen them. I mean, it's very nice. That would be the rudest thing I've ever heard you say, Ella. What? That's not rude. No, for you. That's not rude.

This is fascinating. They're quite nice, actually. It looks like a tie. It's just one. I thought it was going to be like two individuals. You want to tie me up? I'm good. It's got a paisley print on it. It literally be like two individuals. You want to tie me up? I'm good. It's got a paisley print on it.

It literally looks like a necktie. Is it nice quality? You could wear that as a necktie. It feels nice. It feels quite nice. Or a little neckerchief kind of scarf. And someone will go, where did you get the necktie from? And you're like, there, my bondage clamps.

I'm going to tie myself up later. S, S, N, M. Cool. Have you tied it backwards? How have you done that? I don't know. I'm not good at bondage, okay? Anyway.

You need to learn how to tie better. Happy for you. Thank you. No, I'm not going to ask. How did you get on that PR list? I don't know. But I'm kind of like, I literally thought about this before we started talking about it. I'm like, I'm glad I'm like not on that basic list where they think that. You're on the spicy list.

Yeah, like I'm on the spicy list. Neither of us got sent the new Whittaker's chocolate though. Yeah, see that's, I really want to be on that list. I hear it's very exclusive to go on the list. We were on the list. What? We were on the list. How do I, that's my only dream.

Yeah, because they used to send us stuff. They used to, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Is it the hazella? Yeah, it's very good. Is it? So what's the flavor? I mean, they didn't send us anything.

It's average. What's the flavor of it? Suck on that. It's like hazelnut. Like you get those Gillian seashells. It's like the inside of that. Like kind of like marble. It's hazelnut praline.

Tasty nice. Kind of like marble. Yeah, that'd be nice. Anyway. Before we go, do you guys want to hear a spiritual quote that I heard today that I thought I'd share? Did you see it on a bathroom wall? I heard it on a podcast.

Hit me. Here's to dignity. Here's to... No, I'm just kidding. Sorry, I'm just putting my bondage things away. Yeah, you need to. Okay. Okay, I'll put this in the game. Ready? So I'm just putting my bondage things away. You will never treat anybody better than you treat yourself.

I mean, that's just wrong. What? I treat myself terribly. Yeah. Yeah, not for everyone. That's wrong. You will never treat anybody better than you treat yourself. You will never treat me... What if you don't treat yourself, though?

I would say I treat people better. Yeah, I'm an arsehole to myself. My mum definitely treats everyone better before herself. She puts everyone first. Oh. But if she treated herself better, she'd have more to give to other people, wouldn't she? Well, unless you spend...

You cannot pour from an empty cup. Should the phrase be, you should never treat anyone better than yourself? No, no, no. I'm not on board. Yeah, I like that. See, I like what Claudia said. Say that again. No, you can't.

No, you can't. You can't treat anybody better than you treat yourself Why not? You can't What are you talking about? Why? I don't get it You can't

What? What if you treat yourself like shit? If you're not looking after yourself How can you look after anybody else? Okay RuPaul Yeah I was going to say Where is this coming from? Some podcast that I listen to

Man What kind of podcast are you in? It's very wishy-washy A bit culty I'll have something better to add to that. You're going? My guinea pig is pregnant. Whoa!

Okay. With, with, is your guinea pig gay or straight? I don't know. Or non-binary? She's a bit of a

Targaryen. Or polyamorous? I haven't asked her. Oh, it's a girl. Oh, yeah, she's a girl.

How did your guinea pig get pregnant? Isn't it like four days old? Yeah, it's a girl. Oh, yeah, she's a girl. How did your guinea pig get pregnant? Isn't it like four days old? Yeah, honestly, they are mature. They breed like guinea pigs. They are sexually mature at a very young age. I'm going to take her to a guinea pig specialist. But her tits are rock hard. Do you mean a vet?

Yeah, I need a vet. A guinea pig specialist. I don't. My vet didn't know what a guinea pig was basically. That person probably shouldn't be a vet. That person's not a vet. That is not a vet. I don't. My vet didn't know what a guinea pig was basically. That person probably shouldn't be a vet. That person's not a vet. That is not a vet. I know, right? That's ridiculous. Give me my money back. Anyway. Guinea pigs.

Squeak, squeak. Do you want one, Bree? My dog would eat it, I'd say. It would be gone in a second, but thank you for the offer. Clint? You can never treat your guinea pig better than you treat yourself. What podcast is this?

I think you need to move on from that one. I don't get it. Don't listen to some crimes. It's saying. Oh my gosh. You have to work on, you have to love yourself in order to truly love somebody else. It's not saying that you should though. Are you sure you're getting it right?

No, I'm not. I think you've got it slightly wrong. I didn't write it down. I was driving. And that's why all of us don't agree, because I think you've got, like, a couple of words wrong. Okay, fine. Well, speaking of treating myself,

I've got my bondage stuff and I'm going to go home. Bye. Have fun. Champagne and bondage for me tonight, everyone. I'm going to put my guinea pig on my face. Bye. What? Because it's cute.

That one sounded weird coming after what I said. How did this guinea pig get pregnant? I'm coming in. Sorry. Well, howdy, pilgrim. That's nasty. I'm sorry. What time is it?

Two, three, two, one. It is Brie and Clint. Good evening, everybody, one. ADM's Brie and Clint. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint back together in the same room. Hooray. Hooray. I'm so glad to be back in the same room.

I can see you. I can touch you. I won't, but I could. But you can if you want. Okay, maybe later. Wait, where were you talking? I don't know. Social distancing's over, baby.

We don't even have to wear masks in here anymore. How good. So lovely. In the words of Chris Lilley, where have you been, bitch? I can't comment. No, you can never comment. She's so elusive, eh?

Claude, do you even know where she's been? You're the producer of the show. Does she tell you where she goes? I mean, we've kept in touch, but she wouldn't tell me. I'm so elusive, eh? Look, fine. I'm going to go off script here and I'm going to tell you exactly where I've been. I have been...

Are you guys ready? I'm not ready. Oh, I'm going to get in so much trouble for this. I have been at a secret Byron Bay drum circle. I knew it. The event went for a while. I found my inner self, tackled some, you know, inner saboteurs, and I'm back. Why didn't you say something believable like you were having an affair or something?

I mean, who's to say what happened in that drum circle? A lot of free love in a drum circle. All right. Well, either way, Bree's back. Show is on. We're going to kick it off with Tradiverse Lady today. We've got $50 cash up for grabs, and the ladies are on a roll. They have won the last two games in a row. Can they go three from three this afternoon?

Well, let's find out. Call now 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to play. We'll play after David Guetta and Bebe Rexha on ZM. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, here we go.

$50 cash up for grabs. The Tradies on 93 wins for the year. The Ladies on 75. Let's go to our Lady first. She's 37 years old from the city of Sales and she's very clumsy but she's never broken a bone. Welcome to the show, Simone.

G'day Simone. Hi. What have you injured because you've been clumsy? I've fallen down the stairs carrying my dog and I thought I'd broken my foot but no, didn't manage to break it. How was the dog? He was fine. He was totally

fine. I have to carry him down because he's really elderly but... They land on their feet, right? No, that's cats. Oh no, I was still holding him. He didn't touch the ground. It was just me. So your face broke the dog's fall. Pretty much, yeah. That's a good dog owner. Well done. That is a good dog mum right there

someone. The dog came over and said, who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You're taking on our training today. He's 23. He's from Te Awamutu, and he enjoys mountain biking. Welcome to the show, Nathan. G'day, Nathan. Here we go.

Who's the best mountain biking track in New Zealand go? It would have to be Tamero Dust Bowl out of Cambridge. I'd have to agree with you. I'd have to agree with you Nathan. The jumps and just the dust. The bowl? The bowl's great. The bowl, my god. That's absolutely right. Alright, Nathan,

your buzz is tradie. Simone, yours is lady. First of three correct answers is walking away with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Black Ferns are guaranteed a spot in the Rugby World Cup quarterfinals after beating Wales yesterday. What colour jersey do the Welsh team play in?

Trudy. Nathan. Red. Oh, he's got it. Nice work. You're on the board. The Red Dragons. That's right. Is that? What is that work. You're on the board. The Red Dragons, that's right.

What is that? Who's that in the background? We're on site. The boys are going hard. Well, they're pretty happy. You've only got one so far, though. Here we go. Question number two.

Let's see if the boys can get you through. But, Simone, you might have this one in the bag. Here we go. Name the film that this iconic quote is from. I'm kicking the world! Lady. Simone. Titanic. Yeah, nice work. Here we go. We've got a game on our hands. One apiece.

Where were the boys on that one, Nathan? They're not big Titanic fans? Yeah, nah, nothing there. Yeah, nah, okay. Question number three. What is the largest planet in our solar system? Is it Earth, Mars or Jupiter? Lady.

Yes, Simone. Jupiter. Nice work. I would never have got that. Really? Nah. You didn't know Jupiter was the biggest planet? I got no idea.

I've never been to space. You wrote the question. Yeah, no, I found it on Google. Question number four. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Fat Man Scoop is back to host ZM's Friday Jams Live. Get your tickets right now. Name one other act that's on the bill.

Yes, Simone, for the win. TLC. TLC, she's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well done, Simone. There's $50 cash coming your way from KFC and a lady victory. Yay.

Nice work. Good game. Sorry, Nathan. You'll have to go back to the boys with your tail between your legs. Yeah, yeah. All good. Another day. Another day.

Another $50. Bree and Clint. Look, guys, I'm just going to say at the top of this, I don't know much about UK politics, okay? Okay, good place to start. You know, just put that out there so we're all on the same page. But there's a story that I found quite interesting where obviously Liz Truss is the new Prime Minister of England.

Well, there you go. You know more about UK politics than most people. Well, it's a start. I had to Google it. Anyway, there's a lot happening over there at the moment and apparently there's a few people that have been getting the sack and it's over certain budgets and that kind of thing. Yeah.

And she's gotten rid of quite a few people. Right. But this story's about a guy called Jeremy Hunt and he's the new Chancellor that's just been appointed. Mark's brother. And Mike is. Mike. Damn it, Mike.

I was going to say Mark Hunt is the UFC. That's a joke I was looking for. The UFC fighter. That's a real person. Yeah. He's a Kiwi. Yeah, I know that now. Okay.

I mean, just, I mean, there's a thing on Neon you can watch. I get it. He's fighting Samuel Williams. Okay. I get it. Yeah. You got Mark Hunt on the brain. Better than having Mike on it about. I get it. He's fighting Samuel Williams, okay? I get it. You've got Mark Hunt on the brain. Better than

having Mike on the brain. I know. Which, you know, we've all been there as well. Look, anyway, this is about Jeremy. And there's a story about him in the news because obviously they're all talking about him because he's this new politician. And

there's a story about his wife where she's come out and talked about what his nickname is at home. Oh. And I think it's like one of those PR things where they're like, let's make him, you know. They try and humanise the name. Exactly. Let's make him relatable.

They're like, talk about your family so people can relate to you. Tell them about your kids and all that kind of stuff. Like when Judith Collins tried to talk about her husband. To Lover. But it's quite interesting the nickname that this guy's wife has for him at home. Okay. Because it's

just funny because he's a politician. Is it Mike? It's not. Apparently she affectionately calls him at home the nickname Big Rice. Big Rice? Big Rice. And it was after she's from Chinese descent

and it was after they travelled back to where she grew up and apparently her grandmother couldn't pronounce his name so she was just calling him Big Rice. Why Big Rice? I don't know. It was in the Chinese language. is he tall and white i think so right okay so she's like big rice big rice so now that's just what they call him i just think it's interesting anytime someone has quite a unique nickname and i feel like that's quite

unique like do you have a unique nickname for your wife no absolutely not no remember that one you told me? No, absolutely not. Oh, you can't say that one. No, no, no. Okay, right. We don't talk about that one. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, do you have a unique nickname for your partner? Yeah.

And where did it come from? Yeah, how did it come about? And do they hate it? That's what I'd like to know this afternoon. Yeah. Because does Jeremy like being called Big Rice? I don't know if he knows. Well, everybody knows now I'd like to know this afternoon. Yeah. Because does Jeremy like being called Big Rice? I don't know if he knows. Well, everybody knows now. Well, we all know now. Yeah.

I mean, that's not a bad one. I wouldn't mind Big Rice. Hey, Big Rice. It's quite good. What do you call your partner? Big Lentils, actually. Oh, 800-Diles-At-Em, or you can text into 9696. Do you want to know why?

Nah. I'll tell you off air. Okay, sweet. Bree and Clint. Someone texted her and they said, big rice is Mandarin. In Mandarin is pronounced da me, which is what we call short grain rice. So that makes sense with the name Jeremy. So is he a dummy?

Is that what it is? I don't know. A dummy. A dummy. I would have thought it's because the mother-in-law gave him that name. Yes. That maybe he ate a lot of rice. Yeah.

You know, like a large serving. This is the problem. This is the problem trying to decipher other people's dumb nicknames. You're so literal. Like what about that text that came through and someone said, pretty self-explanatory, but my partner's nickname is Pogo Stick. I don't get it. Is that self-explanatory?

There could be a lot of reasons. Pretty self-explanatory, but my partner's nickname is Pogo Stick. I mean she or he could have had an accident on a pogo stick On a pogo stick, yeah That's self-explanatory Because I want to make a rude joke, but I can't even find it I can't even Oh, you can't? Oh man, my brain goes there

Right, well why didn't you just say that in the first place? Josh is here, hi Josh Hi Josh Hi What's your first boyfriend nickname you? Or was it the other way around? It's the other way around. Right, okay.

Here we go. What is it? I've got two nicknames for him. One of them is Fanny Packadoom. Okay. Yeah. Explain, Josh. Well, I mean, I don't really know where it comes from,

but, like, we're both two big guys. A packadoom is an elephant. Anyway. Oh, all right. Okay, all right. All right, got it. Yeah, right. Elephant.

What's the main characteristic about an elephant? Then the other one. Big ears, I think. Oh. Big ears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the other nickname for your boyfriend, Josh?

Portia Vanderskank. Why? No, stop asking why. No, I need to know. Stop asking why. It's to know. Stop asking why. It's bloody half past three on a Monday. Portia is a, she's a, you know, alternative kind of personality. She's a Swedish woman.

She's, yeah, she. Right, I get it. She's a. I get it. I get it loud and clear. Thanks, Josh. Their relationship sounds fun to me. Their relationship sounds like an episode of Drag Race.

You're like, which version of my partner is coming home tonight? Good luck and don't. Actually do. No, actually do do that to me. Kim is here. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. You got a nickname for your partner? Yes, Wookie. Hairy? Hairy, surely hairy. Hairy. Hairy. How hairy are we talking?

So hairy. So hairy it's interrupting her phone signal. Do you make him use one of those humiliating bib things that sticks onto the mirror when he shaves his face? Because my wife wants me to get one of those and I can't think of anything more dehumanising than putting on a bib that clips onto the mirror that collects all the little beard shavings

that come off my face. I won't do it, Kim. I won't do it. I totally would, but I wish I could have the patience to wait for the shipping. Yeah, right. I can think of something more dehumanising.

What's that? Picking all those hairs out of the sink. And you don't know what's what. Is it from the bed, Kim? Is it from somewhere else? We just don't know. We'll never know. We'll never know.

Who's shaving another body part into the sink? You guys and your legs, eh? It's probably your bloody leg hairs. Oh, yeah, it's us. Women, eh? Women. Women, am I right? Oh, we know what you're doing. Women. Into the towel, wasn't it? Am I right, women? Jeez, I've got no

support in this room. I'm just trying to... That's because you're trying to get support from the other women. Claude, Claude, women. Am I right? Jeez, bloody leg hairs. I don't want to speak to you right now. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest.

Very sad news over the weekend that Robbie Coltrane, who played Hagrid, passed away. You're a wizard, Harry. I saw this. He's such a lovable character in that series and seems like such a cool person, so that's real sad. He was 72 years old. So he's so young.

Yeah, not old enough to be. No. No, no, that's not at all. Really sad news. What I found fascinating about Robbie Coltrane, apart from his body of work and the sad news of his passing. That he doesn't have magical powers? Well, did

I haven't watched Harry Potter, so did Hagrid have magical powers? Yeah, he did. Did he? Yeah. Did he? He's a wizard. No, wasn't he a groundsman? He had magical powers, didn't he? Claude? Oh, there's so much I could say about this. He does have powers. He's not allowed to use them, but he does use them. That's right.

His umbrella is his wand. I knew it. He works on the grounds, but he used to go to the school. Okay, you know too much. Okay, I'll go quiet. Bye. Back to the two big Harry Potter fans, Brie and I. I like you and I. I like...

He was in all of the films. He was. He was like one of the main characters. Do you want to hear my Robbie Coltrane fun fact? Yeah. He's only a metre 85 tall So this huge lumbering giant of a man you see in the movie It's all bloody trick photography No, well he's in a suit

Well I'm pretty sure Yeah, but we wouldn't have been on stilts, would we? No, I think the suit is not stilts per se, but yes, kind of. Should go back to our Harry Potter expert, Claude. Is he in a tall suit? No, I think he's actually that tall. No, he's not.

He's a metre 85. No, I think that's wrong. He's normal height. Hagrid, the man who played Hagrid, totally normal height. Oh, it's because everyone else is really short. Yeah, because they're children. That's how they do it. Yeah, they cast children.

All real short people. That's why they only cast hobbits to stand next to Sir Ian McKellen when he played Gandalf. That's how they do it. That's how they do it. They're like, stuff that special effects stuff. We'll get around it by doing this. They did the same thing in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Yeah, it's all the same with the Oompa Loompas. Can I ask? It's not the HR issue these days. Anyway, yeah. Serious question. What did he pass away from? Doesn't say. Oh.

Doesn't say. It does say that he passed away in hospital, though. So. Oh, that's so sad. Very sad. Rest in peace, Robbie Coltrane, who played Hagrid on Harry Potter. Brie and Clint. Are you a horror movie fan, Brie?

No. It's not my idea of a good time either. I don't like horror movies. And I think I really, I used to watch them when I was younger. And then when I had to live by myself as an adult, I was like, I'm not watching these anymore. Although that new Watcher one on Netflix, the series. I have thought about watching that.

That's got What's-Her-Face in it. Stifler's mum. You know, old What's-Her-Face. Don have thought about watching that. That's got What's Her Face in it, Stifler's mum. You know, old What's Her Face. Don't do this to me. From the White Lotus. Don't call her. Old What's Her Face. I'm taking the dark, stupid.

I'm taking the dark, dumbass. Claude, what's her name? What's her face? I forgot too. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, Claudia. Come, my God. Claudia. Come on, producer Ella.

It's your time to shine. Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She finally got one. Anyway, she's in there in The Watcher. But we're not talking about that. We're talking about a horror movie that's just been released in the States.

It's reportedly so horrific, it is making people vomit, pass out and require medical attention. Really? Yeah. It's called Terrifier 2. Sounds like it could be terrifyingly bad. Described as a low-budget slasher sequel. You may have actually seen Terrifier 1.

I mean, how could I forget it? It was on New Zealand Netflix in 2016. It's not up there anymore. Right. But now it's in the cinemas in the States. Here's a little bit of the trailer for Terrifier 2. So, did you figure out what you're dressing up as tomorrow? He wants to dress up as a real guy who murdered nine people last year.

Oh, you're not doing that. It's just a costume. You think that guy's still out out there what's up with you and this clown all of a sudden you're like obsessed they never found his body what if he decides to come back here i wouldn't worry about it we have a very special guest with us today all the way from miles county. Please welcome Art the Clown. Is it a clown film? Creepy, murderous clown. Oh, no.

Sounds. I feel like they need to. The clown's been done, people. Well, it sounds like these guys, if you're looking to be really, really scared, they might have got it right. I'm going to read you a couple of tweets that people have posted after seeing the movie. Hashtag Terrifier 2. These are all under. My friend just passed out

and the theatre called an ambulance. I highly recommend Terrifier 2. So they're obviously looking for that. Good reviews. Another person just saw Terrifier 2. It was an amazing, gory mess. The guy behind me passed out, cold and crashed into my seat. Another guy left because he didn't feel well.

And walking out of the theatre, I heard a guy violently puking in the bathroom. Maybe they just had a bad case of, you know, salmonella through the movie theatre. No, because it's a running trend. Someone else is all at different screenings. Terrifier 2 is so gory, I spewed in my popcorn. Really? Yeah. Anyway, not for me, that sort of thing.

That is the sort of movie that I would walk out of. And I've only walked out of one movie in my life. Yep. And that movie was The Lobster. Have you seen it? I've seen it. Such a bad, such a bad movie. So boring.

Colin Farrell? Yeah. Colin Farrell? Colin Farrell. I really wanted to seen it. Such a bad movie. So boring. Colin Farrell. Yeah. Colin Farrell? Colin Farrell. I really wanted to like it. The trailer looked great. Yeah. And the guy from Stitt Brothers is in it too.

Yeah. Not Will Farrell. That's right. The other one. Yeah. John C. Reilly. Yes. Yeah.

I've walked out of one film in my lifetime. Probably the most terrifying film I have ever witnessed. Right. Cats. The Taylor Swift one. It was so terrifyingly bad. The James Corden one. I walked out.

You and everybody else I've heard. It wasn't great. I didn't go and see it. No. 0800 dials ZM this afternoon. We want to know from you, what movie did you walk out of? You went, nah, I hate this. I don't care that I've paid my money.

Yeah, I don't care how much it cost me. I don't care how much this overpriced popcorn was. I'm leaving and I don't regret it. 0800 dial ZM or you can text it into 9696. We want to know the movie you walked out on this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Okay, so we're asking what movie you've walked out on. Jeanette has caught up.

Hi, Jeanette. Hi, Jeanette. Oh, hello. Hello. Tell us, Jeanette, what was the movie that was either so scary or so bad that you walked out on? It was scarily bad. And I actually didn't walk out, but it was pitch perfect too.

I never went to one, so I had no idea. Went with two other friends. Me and one of the other girls, we desperately wanted to leave. But Helen wouldn't leave. She kept thinking it would get better, and I said no, it will never ever get better. So I sat there texting my boyfriend, texting my other friend, saying

can we leave, can we leave, can we leave? And then playing games on my phone. Because it was just... You hated it that much. This is Pitch Perfect 2, because I heard Pitch Perfect 3 is the real stinker. Oh, they're both... No, I would have to be dragged in there with wrist slit to watch it. Jeez, tell us what you really think, Jeanette.

They should get you on News Hub to do the movie reviews. I love how dark Jeanette is on Helen too. She's like, Helen wanted to stay a bit like her marriage. She says, it'll get better. It's going to get better. 15 years in. Thanks, Jeanette. Let's go to Laura.

Kia ora, Laura. Hi, Laura. Oh, kia ora, guys. How are you? Good, thanks, Laura. So far, our walkout list consists of cats, Pitch Perfect 2,

Paranormal Activity and The Lobster. What movie did you walk out on? I walked out of Where the Wild Things Are. Oh, really? Why? Tell us more.

Well, it's based on the beloved children's book that I grew up with, Where the Wild Things Are. Yeah, such a good book. It takes about, I don't know, 20 minutes or less to read, and they turned it into a feature full-length film, and it was just horrible. And I hated how they made, you know Max in the book. Yeah, yeah.

Like, they turned him into this horrible, willful child who just was awful. They ruined the book for you. Well, yeah, like, I loved the book, but the movie was just you. Well, yeah, like I loved the book, but the movie was just awful. I walked out like halfway through. I feel like you walked out to save your memory of what the story actually was for you

instead of watching the movie, which changed it. Yeah, like I just, yeah, it was awful. And I was just like, I can't, I can't sit through this. Okay, yeah, no worries. Fair enough. Thank you, Laura. A, I can't sit through this. Okay, yeah, no worries. Fair enough. Thank you, Laura. A lot of people texting through on this. What movie did you walk out on?

Someone texts through, I walked out on My Sister's Keeper and Never Let Me Go. Saddest movies ever. Too much for me, says Matt. Someone said something really similar. I walked out on The Pursuit of Happiness. We thought we were going to see a happy movie. That movie is fantastic. Yeah, but they were see a happy movie. That movie is fantastic. Yeah, but they were expecting a happy movie.

But in the end, it is happy. Well, they didn't stay for the end, so they don't know that, do they? Oh, well, see, now you'll never know. Someone else walked out on Magic Mike XXL. Oh, see, also a very happy movie. Mainly for me, watching it. I just want to know, when you bought your tickets to Magic Mike XXL, what did it not have that you expected it to have?

Probably one of the Xs. Oh, you wanted XXL. It was only XL. And, you know, it's so annoying when you're promised XXL and then you only get XL. Fair enough. Mason's here. Hi, Mason.

Hi, Mason. Hi, guys. How are you? Do you walk out on many movies, Mason, or it takes a lot? No, it definitely takes a lot. It was only one, and mum actually dragged me along to it in the first place, so not surprised I walked out. What was it?

What was the movie you walked out on? It was The Hobbit. The Hobbit. Oh, look, producer Claude's not happy about this. Yeah, I thought it'd be unpopular, yeah. Well, it's not very patriotic to say you walked out on The Hobbit, Mason. That's a national treasure, that film.

Fair enough, fair enough. I'll support you on this, Mason. I can appreciate the films, but they're not for me. You know? I can appreciate them, but not for me. I got two hours in and then just got sick of it, you know? I can appreciate them, but not for me. I got two hours in and then just got sick of it, you know?

The eight-hour movie was too much. It's not eight. That is not eight hours. How many hours is it actually, though? Claude, do you know how long The Hobbit is? Each one's about three hours. Okay. So there's three of them, so it's nine hours.

I mean, you don't want to watch them back to back, do you? You sat through three hours of The Avengers. What's wrong with The Hobbits? That's true. That's true. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. A lot of movies are becoming longer and longer, can I say.

That seems to be the trend at the moment. Do they not understand our attention spans are becoming shorter and shorter? Bree and Clint. Time to play Guess That Voice. Pretty easy game. Well, it used to be a pretty easy game. Yeah. Until producer Claude took over and made it quite difficult.

Turns out she knows a lot more famous voices than producer Anastasia did. Anastasia was more run-of-the-mill A-list celebrity. Producer Claude likes to throw in a B-list every now and then. I just spiced it up a bit because you can only have Brad Pitt so many times, you know? Oh, can you? Alright, I can never have Brad

Pitt too many times. We'll have five Brad Pitts next week. I don't care what Shania Twain says. He impresser me very much. And as a straight man, I'd have to agree. You can't fault him. Is Brad Pitt in it? Unless you're Angelina Jolie, in which case... She might have a few

things to say. Hey, let's meet our teams for Guess That Voice today. Joining Team Bree is Hayley. Kia ora, Hayley. G'day, Hayley. Hiya. You know a lot of famous people, Hayley? Who's the most famous person you've ever met?

Um, oh my God. I have no idea. Maybe I literally met the Madden Brothers in the airport once. Oh, yeah. From Good Charlotte. Not bad. That's pretty good. Not bad.

Okay, let's go to Ash. Kia ora, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. You're on Team Clint. Who's the most famous person you've ever met? Oh, I'm trying to think.

Maybe I'll say Mickey Mouse when I was 13 at Disneyland. That's big. Doesn't get any more famous than Mickey Mouse. It's huge. Was it the Mickey Mouse? Well, you know, probably someone dressed up as Mickey Mouse. White on Mickey. All right, two celebrity big dogs

playing alongside us today. Ash and Hayley, you guys will go against each other and you'll go second. Your buzzers will be your names and we'll go first, right, Claude? Yeah, absolutely. So the theme today,

you know that thing that I always do that you complain about in this game? Pick someone from Grey's Anatomy that we've never heard of? Exactly right. So today I've picked people from Grey's Anatomy that you may have heard of.

Oh, I'm going to... Oh, you're playing with fire here. There are people you'll... These are all guest stars. Oh, I've got one. I know one. I know one. Oh, interesting.

Okay, we'll see if it comes up in this list. I don't know any. You'll know some of these people. Okay, Brinkley, you're going first. Your names are your buzzers. Here you go. When making my last couple albums, I really, I come up with concepts. Demi Lovato.

Yep. Get it. Yes, from the song titles. And that's how I write my music. Was she on Grey's Anatomy? Yeah. Guest star. Hayley, we're on the board.

It's your turn, mate. Oh, God. Can I just check, Ash, how much Grey's Anatomy have you watched? Not much at all. These all seem like they're special guest appearances, so maybe don't think about the Grey's Anatomy thing. That's what was throwing me off. Yeah, that was just to annoy you guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just focus on the voice. Okay, Hayley and Ash, this one's for you. Good luck. Animal Town is the best. Like the film, everything. Everything about it is amazing Hayley

is that Millie Bobby Brown I can't tell it is Hayley I got the American accent so I would always literally just be like how are you

wow you got it even though she wasn't doing her Stranger Things voice that was incredible I would never have got that she sounds so different doesn't she yeah like her real accent yeah even here I loaded that clip and I would never have got that. She sounds so different, doesn't she? Yeah.

Like her real accent. Even here, I loaded that clip and I was like, who is that? Okay, what's the score, Claude? That is two to Team Bree, isn't it? Yeah. Two to us. We got this, Ash. I'm going to get this one for us, okay?

This will keep you guys in the game. We're going to go three from three to finish this game and we're going to win it. That's a big call. Okay, let's see. I'm're going to go three from three to finish this game and we're going to win it. That's a big call. Okay, let's see. I'm just going to say nothing. Okay, here's your Grease and Enemy star. Oceans 8 was just so

fun. I mean, I've never been on a set probably with more than one woman at a time in a story that I might be part of telling. Oh, I know it. I know it. She's on Oceans 8. Oh, is that Rihanna? Cliff. Can we hear it Rihanna? Claire. Can we hear it one more time? Yep.

There you go. Ocean's 8 was just so fun. I mean, I've never been on a set. Oh, I know. I know who that is. She's in the OJ season thing. Yeah, she's in Nurse Ratched. She's the one who had all the products in her garage.

Brie. Brie. Sarah Poulton. Exactly right for the win. You know when your brain, like in these games, if I don't know it straight away, but my brain works so hard and got it that time. Your brain provide.

Sorry, Ash. I could have sworn that was Rihanna. I knew it wasn't. Ailee, that means 50 KFC chicken dollars going to you, mate. Woo, thank you. Another game of Guess That Voice. Bree and Clint. Looking for your life hacks on 9696 this afternoon

because my partner showed me a life hack that I have never seen before and it blew my mind. Does it work? It works. And do you think it's like real? People are like, did you know that the hole in the back of the frying pan handle is to hold the spoon? Which is a load of BS.

Which is a load of BS. The hole in the back of the frying pan is so you can hang it up. It just happens to hold your spoon. Or the hole on your cutting board is to push all your cut up things through the hole into your pot. It's not. That hole's for your hand and when you push it through there, you're pushing all your cut up food through the hand hole.

Yeah, where there's probably not very nice things. So you're saying the one you've heard is legit? No, I haven't heard it. I've seen it. You've seen it in action? I've seen it in action. Okay, alright, well I'm keen for my life to be hacked. Producers, are you guys ready for this? I've seen it. You've seen it in action. I've seen it in action. Alright, well I'm keen for my life to be hacked. Producers, are you guys ready for this? I'm so ready. She's talked it up, eh? I'm pretty

excited about it. Is this going to change my life? I feel like it will change a lot of your guys' lives. Right, okay. Okay, maybe I've talked it up a bit. You can get two sessions out of your undies if you turn them inside out. How did you know? What?

My fact. Here we go. did you know? What? Okay. My fact. Here we go. So you know when you cook something in a fry pan or a pot and a lot of fat comes off of it? Yeah. You know, maybe bacon or a steak or something and you get all that fat.

I've been cooking lamb sausages recently. Half the sausage is fat. Fatty. Yeah. So this is perfect for you then. Yeah, okay. So you cooked your lamb sausages, you got all this fat in the bottom of the pan, but you want to cook something else Fatty. Yeah. So this is perfect for you then. Yeah, okay. So you cooked your lamb sausages, you got all this fat

in the bottom of the pan, but you want to cook something else in there. Yeah. What do you do with the fat? Cooking it. Well, but you don't want to use all of it

because then that's unhealthy. Wait, what am I cooking next? Who knows? Because you've got to put some of the fat somewhere. Is it more sausages? You're asking too.

I'm ruining the life hack. Okay, what do I do with the fat? What do I do with it? And you can't pour it down the sink because... It will solidify and block your pipes up. Yeah, I always thought it could either melt your pipes as well. No, as soon as it gets cold, it goes hard again.

True. Blocks your pipes up. So my partner... Which always makes me wonder what it does to your guts. Not good, eh? So you don't want to be cooking with that. So my partner, the other night, I was like, this is blowing my mind. Get some aluminium foil.

So everyone's got that in their cupboard. Yeah. Aluminium. How do you guys say it? Aluminium. Aluminium. Alfoil. Tinfoil.

Tinfoil. Yikes. Get some tinfoil. Yes. And plugs the plug hole inets some tinfoil. Yes. And plugs the plug hole in the sink up with it. Yep. So like plugs it so it's like, you know, makes a little. Covers the sink hole.

Makes like a little kind of. Little bath. Little bath. Pours all of the hot oil into the plug hole and then leaves it there. An hour later it solidifies. You can pick up the other sides of the tinfoil, roll it up, put it in the bin. lug hole and then leaves it there. An hour later, it solidifies. You can pick up the other sides of the tinfoil, roll it up, put it in the bin. That is disgusting.

Well, she's vegan. Don't listen to her. That's the worst hack of her. There's no fat that comes off broccoli. There's so much fat that comes off kumara. Can I... Oh, yeah, right. Can I offer an alternative to it? Is it better than that?

Yeah. Put the tinfoil, line a cup with it instead of the sinkhole, and that way your sink is still free while the fat cools down, and then you can fold it up and put it in there. But the sink is... Well, I mean, will the cup break? Because it's glass. I use a mug, but yeah.

Oh, see, I've never even seen someone do that. Brie and Clint. Watch this, Brie. Watch this. Hey, Ella. Ella, our producer, Ella, who's out there in the booth. 21 years old. Gen Z.

Ella, have you seen Harry Styles' new muscles in his arms? Yeah, it came up on my TikTok a bit. She hasn't stopped talking about them for about four days. What's so different about them? They're bigger. I've never been a muscles girl, by the way. And then all of a sudden my boyfriend got jacked and I was like, they're not bad. So you're telling me this generation is the one that's meant to save us.

I'm vegan. Hey, have you ever wondered what's the best day to do your Tinder swiping, Brie? I always wonder that. Like, you know, am I wasting my time on a Tuesday evening? You're a former Tinderizer. Yes. I don't think it's wrong to say you met your partner on Tinder, didn't you? No, Bumble.

Bumble? Yes. Okay, even better. Same, same. Cast your mind back. What day of the week do you think was best for getting matches? It has honestly been that long. Yeah.

But I would say, let me take myself back to my formal single self. Yeah. I feel like a Sunday evening you feel vulnerable. Okay. And I feel like a Sunday evening. Does that make it a good time that you feel vulnerable. Okay. And I feel like a Sunday evening. Does that make it a good time that you're vulnerable? I feel like it makes it a good time where people will be on swiping. People are more likely to say yes.

Yes. Right, okay. Keep that in mind. There's a TikTok user by the name of Georgia Murphy. She goes by the username atgreasycurtainbangs. Great name. As you do. She's conducted a highly scientific study

and shared her findings on the times that get the most matches on the dating apps. Got it. Okay. She's used Hinge, but I don't think it matters, right? Same, same. Same principle. Yeah.

Same people a lot of the time. Yeah. And she has, for the purposes of this experiment, she's boosted her account. Did you know that you could do that? What do you mean? She's paid to have her account appear in more people's swipes. Is that like Hinge Plus or something?

Yeah, you just pay to boost yourself, like boosting one of your own Instagram posts. You want to push your profile into more people's algorithms. Exactly right. Now, this study assumes something, and we have to accept that. Sounds like you do. It's out of Thursday and Sunday. Those are the best days.

I knew it. Those are the most popular days. I knew it. For swipes, but which gets the most results? Have a listen to Georgia. Everyone knows Thursday and Sunday are the horniest days of the week. Thursday is happy horny. Everyone's excited for the weekend.

They're gearing up. They're trying to find matches to go out. Sunday, everyone's getting introspective. They're considering their death, their mortality, who they're going to watch House of the Dragon with. Sunday is sad horny. So as an experiment, I wanted to see if I hinge boosted on both Sunday night and Thursday night,

which one would yield the most matches. So with that in mind, happy horny Thursday or sad horny Sunday. What got the best results? I feel like, let me just get into my single-minded brain. I feel like sad horny trumps it. You reckon? Well, she's done the research and the results are? It's Sunday right now.

I just boosted for the first time ever. We got 42 likes. If this is sad horny, let's see how we go on Thursday whenever I'm in a better mood. So it's Thursday and the results are in. In a shocking ton of events, it seems like sad horny is a bigger motivator because I knew it!

I only got 35 likes this first. I knew it. Sad horny for the win. Hold it. So there you go. Sad horniness drives you in a lot of ways. Hungover, introspective, reflective. Have you ever.

Contemplative Sunday. That's the time to do your hinge tinder bumble matching. I'm telling you, sad indoor gardening. You know, it does perk you up quite a lot in a few ways. There you go. Get your picks ready. Release your fresh picks this Sunday. That's what you want to do.

I just guessed all of that. Yeah, you're a very successful Tinderizer. I was single for a long time. I saw this article doing the rounds last week and everyone was talking about it and it's the study on emojis. Yeah, Gen Z cancelling the thumb up. Yeah, which are you a thumbs up person in emojis?

Oh, see, I don't like the thumbs up. Because it's there. It's the button in Messenger. So I can acknowledge that I've seen you. I'll just give you a quick thumbs up. Oh, see, I hate the thumbs up. Yeah, but life is short, mate. Just thumbs up and move on. Unless you know I've seen your message. Okay, but ready?

Like in real life, let's say you say something to me and I'll give you a thumbs up. You ready? Dinner's booked for 7.30 at a restaurant in the city. Sounds great. That's fine by me. That's all good? That's fine, yep.

100%. What about the double thumbs up? I wouldn't obviously give a thumbs up to an important message. Like if you messaged me and said, hey Clint, great news, me and my partner are engaged. Thumbs up.

I'm not going to send you a thumbs up. But I think the thumbs up has a time and place. I really do. So you're picky about the times you use it. 95% of the time I'll just give you a thumbs up. So you acknowledge that there is times where it's not suitable. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll acknowledge that. I found quite interesting from this study, they released what they said is the emojis that make you more likable when flirting. Oh, okay. Yeah. Jeez. What would you think would be on that list? Clint Roberts, flirting expert.

Thumbs up. What do I think? Don't say the eggplant. No, cringe, yuck, cringe. Because it's not in there. No, and you don't send the eggplant without the water emoji after it anyway. No, you don't send those two together.

Is it the cheeky monkey who's covering his eyes and covering his little mouth? You're such a millennial. Is that flirty? We're so millennial it's ridiculous. It's not. Thank God. The emoji. Ella, our resident Gen Z, physically winced when I said that.

When I said the monkey emoji. You just gave her the ick. Did I? Really? Yeah, look, she's nodding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's an ick. Don't, that's like, I'm trying really hard. Hee hee, I'm so cute.

Ooh, ah ah. Really? So you would never use the monkey emoji? No, I don't think so. Just sending you a message. Oh, my gosh. Just sent you a few emojis. You can have a look at those.

Oh, thanks, Bree. It's okay. You're welcome. The top three to make you more likeable when flirting are the blowing a heart kiss emoji. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one. The blushing smiley circled by hearts emoji.

Which that one's quite cute. And the heart eyed emoji were rated as the top three. Right. Very basic emojis. Those are all the yellow face OG emojis, aren't they? Yeah, there's nothing really like that interesting or crazy. I thought we could each

go around the room. Not the taco emoji? Nah, the peach, no. Not in there. I thought ghost would have been in there because sexy ghost. Sexy ghost? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sexy ghost emoji. I'm just going to look at my most recent emojis to see how I've got.

Okay, you guys tell me what your top emoji is and I'll tell you what it means about your personality. Okay. Okay? Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Yeah, what is it what your top emoji is and I'll tell you what it means about your personality. Okay. Okay? Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Yeah, what is it? My top emoji.

My most used emoji. The thumbs up. Passive aggressive. Oh my gosh. Claude? I feel like mine's been cancelled too. The laughy cry. I still like it.

You know what you can do to freshen that one up? Turn it on its side. Yes! Yes! That one's even worse. No, it freshens it up. I love it.

It freshens it up. That one's too much. It's not that funny. Ella, you're Gen Z. You're having cool apparently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your top used emoji? Crossing fingers.

Crossing fingers? Yeah. Optimistic. I hope this happens. She's optimistic. Always crossing your fingers. Or the broccoli.. Optimistic. I hope this happens. Are you always crossing your fingers? Or the broccoli, so you choose. She's vegan. Oh, vegan.

Okay, and yours? We'll tell you what yours means. Most used emoji for Bree. Mine is this one. Ooh, okay. Perfect hand. Like, okay. Ding.

Wait, is your second most used one the finger that's... Oh, Clint. No, but it's palming, like, into my face, into my hand, into my face. Nice. What does that say about her? She's okay. She's okay. She's doing good.

I'm trying to be okay, but secretly underneath I'm sad. I'm palming my face. No one got the peach on their one? No. I've got a gherkin. What does that say? Ooh. Do you actually have a gherkin?

Yeah, it's over there. Shall we? Bree and Clint, real cool, man. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. Brian Clint's Birthday Banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. That's right. Everyone who plays Birthday Banger is up for this. If your song wins today, we'll give you a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. It's so simple. Let's get to the people, their birthdays. What was the number one song on their 16th?

We'll start with Sarah. Kia ora, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Good afternoon, guys. How was your weekend, mate? It was good. I had a kid's party. Oh, lovely.

What age? Two. Oh, my God. Is it a lot? Is it a lot of energy? Yes, just a little bit. Sounds like the party's still going. The background, it's a lot of energy.

Yeah, they're jumping around the back seat of the car. Oh, great. What's your birthday, Sarah? The 14th of January, 1987. Right, Sarah, that means you were 16 in 2003. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been number one. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.

I'm still, I'm still jumping from the back. Banger. That's So good. You and me are 14 days apart, and that's my birthday banger as well, Sarah. Oh, nice. There we go. You could be long-lost fraternal twins. Born 14 days apart.

Hey, I've read weirder stories. Is that how it works? That can happen, you know. Can it? Right, okay. One stays in the oven longer. I feel like mum would let me know by now. Bex is here. Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex. Hi. What did you get up to for the weekend, Bex?

Oh, I spent the day at the hospital, but the family cleaned the house while I was at the hospital, so it was a win. Oh, I'm in glass half full, Bex. Are you okay? Oh, yeah, no, it was my daughter. She's fine. Okay, good. Good to hear, Bex. Bex is like, not me, I'm in glass half full, Bex. Are you okay? Oh, yeah, no, it was my daughter. She's fine. Okay, good. Good to hear, Bex. Bex is like, not me, I'm all good.

My daughter, on the other hand, she broke her arm. Bex, mate, what's your birthday? 1st of July, 1985. Another 80s baby. She was 16 in 2001. And on the top of the charts at that time was this song.

Baby Spice. Imabundant solo project. What took you so long? Do you like it, Bix? Oh, Average. It's no wannabe, eh? Yeah. It's no Stop Right Now.

It's not. It's no Viva Forever. But she tried. That was number one. Was it? Yeah, this is the signal. It was a banger then. Yeah, it got to number one on the chart. Oh, but you know... It's no Jerry Halliwell,

It's Raining Men. Mel C had a, what was the song she did with Bryan Adams? That was a good one. She had a few. Yeah. Yeah. One more for Erin.

Hi, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi. How was your weekend, Erin? Very, very chill. What did you do? Anything special? No, just mowed a lot of lawns.

Oh, yeah? How many lawns you got? Just a bit, a little bit, a little bit. I mowed a lot of lawns. Oh, yeah? How many lawns you got? Just a bit, a little bit, a little bit. I mowed a couple of lawns myself, Erin. Hey, let's move on, Erin. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 24th of February, 1994.

All right, that means you're 16 in 2010. And, Erin, let me take you back. Let's reminisce because here's your birthday banger. Nice. Katy Perry and Timberland. Do you like it, Erin? Yeah, that's a goodie. That's a goodie, yeah.

Okay, wait there. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, not my favourite Timberland song. It's not, yeah, yeah. Like, it's good. No, it's not the greatest Timberland song of all time, but that's not what we're here to find. We're here to find a good banger.

We're trying to find the best out of those three songs. Which is why my vote is going to J-Lo. I thought you were going to say Emma Bunton. No. Hey, I agree. Sarah, my birthday banger twin, congratulations. You've won the game and $100 voucher from JB Hi-Fi. I have a very excited four-year-old here to hear that.

Nice. Amazing. They can pick out some new iPhones or headphones. Some new iPhones? Probably not $100, were they? I mowed a lot of lawns on the weekend too. Brian Clint. Brian Clint.

Zinian Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger. Coursera from 19, no, 2003. Just having a pretty in-depth conversation in the studio. Yeah, because that beat Emma Bunton, that song from the Spice Girls. What Spice Girl was your Spice Girl of choice back in the day? Originally. Would it change if you, you know, reassess now?

I think it has changed because I was baby forever. Baby forever, which, I mean, she was the most vanilla. She was. Yeah, yeah, she was. She was the, you know, the cutesy, nice girl, the good one. Who would you pick now? I think Ginger Spice. Yeah, Ginger Spice was always hot.

I think Geri Halliwell. You're a big Mel C woman, aren't you? No, I always... Or Mel B. I mean... So why'd they put two Mels in the band, honestly? Yeah, why did they do that? I mean, on radio, they make us change our names

if there's two people with the same name. Bree's real name's Clint. Exactly. They didn't even go by their names. What does it matter? Well, I mean, you got a point. Yeah, you got a really good point. Well, they did go by their names enough

that one had to be Mel C and the other had to be Mel B. Also a good point. You're Sportier. Oh, I am now, I think. Originally be Mel B. Also a good point. You're sporty, eh? I am now, I think. Originally? Baby, baby. Baby, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think originally I was sporty. Yep. Like I was, you know, forward thinking back in the day. I was like, she looks very athletic, very cool. And now I probably... You saw a lot of yourself in her, eh? Maybe back in the day. And now I'm more scary Spice Girls.

Ella, the Spice Girls were a girl band in the 90s? Yeah, my favourite was the Catwoman. What are you talking about? Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, Georgia Lines and Faith And that's the end of the show everybody Thank you for joining us I see she did the ZM gig that she was a part of in Queenstown over the weekend

And did the Never Spongy Jump What's that? That's the highest spongy jump in the Southern Hemisphere Oh no It's like, you know the sponggee jump we did in Queenstown? Triple it. Triple the distance. It's over a canyon, and to get to it,

you hop in this cable car thing, and they take you out on a wire. I've seen it, and you jump from the cable car. Terrifying. No thanks. No thanks. I think I'll stick to our tandem one we did together. She must really want her next single played on ZM to do that, eh? Was that the deal?

I don't know, but like if, I don't, I wouldn't have done it. Put it that way, I wouldn't have done it. Okay. Maybe Georgia Lyons is into that stuff. Maybe she's an adrenaline junkie. $1,000, would you do it? Oh, okay, yeah, I'll do it, yeah. For $1,000?

Yeah, I'll do it for $100. Hey, producers, can we start a GoFundMe page, please? Yeah, I'll put it up on our Facebook page. Okay, great. Thank you, Claude. Thanks. It might only cost $100 to get me to do it. Okay.

What? How about $5,000, but you've got to do it naked? Would you do it? No. You can hold your bits. Where is the harness? The harness is where a harness always is. Is it just around my feet? Is it just a foot bungee jump harness? Just hold your bits. Where is the harness? The harness is where a harness always is. Is it just around my feet?

Is it just a foot bungee jump harness? Just around your feet. And you can hold, you're allowed to hold your bits. Can you imagine your naked man bits in one of those, like, full body wedgie harnesses? It'd be terrible. Can you imagine a female in that? It'd be very dangerous. But like part of the Christmas ham had burst out of the packaging.

It'd be not great, eh? And you know as a female doing a naked bungee jump, the worst part about being a female and being naked is you don't have enough hands to cover all your bits. No, you've got to choose. You know? You can get one tit. Yeah. So which

tit do you pick? Do you pick your right or your left? I guess you pick your better looking tit to not cover. Or both and just go veg out. Oh yeah, you could cross your legs kind of maybe. Not in a bungee jump you can't. Nah, not in a bungee jump. Your legs are tied side by side.

You could go, what's it called? Where you just tuck it back so then you just... Oh, mangina. Mangina. You can go home. Okay, okay, okay. I'll do a Mangina. Yeah. They strap my legs together at the bottom and the top

so a Mangina stays in place. Mangina bungee jump. But then what about the view at the back? Oh, you don't think about the back. The fruit bowl. You're not going to think about the back. You know? Someone will.

Whoever's going after me will. It's a messed up fruit bowl. Yeah. All right. This is the worst $5,000 I've ever made. Let's a messed up fruit bowl. Yeah. All right. This is the worst $5,000 I've ever made. Let's get out of here, everybody. See you tomorrow. Brian Clint.

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