ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th October 2023

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

Horrible work hours.  Kiwi driver's biggest fears. Lost wedding dress needs to be found! What's that mystery smell? Dream chat is BORING. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint radio show. I'm just looking at the text machine. Someone has obviously asked the question, what's the big difference between softball and baseball? Yeah, because of the Olympics. Yeah, because of the Olympics. Oh, because of the Olympics. Because of the sports

that are being added to the Olympics. Do you know the big differences between softball and baseball? Yeah, it's the firmness of the ball. No. It's overarm, underarm pitching, isn't it? Yes, that's one. What else? Size of the ball. Yes, that's a big one.

And New Zealand is good at softball, but's one. What else? Size of the ball. Yes, that's a big one. And New Zealand is good at softball but not baseball. New Zealand's very good at softball. Yeah. And the diamond's also bigger. In what? In baseball. Oh, okay.

The diamond's bigger. You can come off the base earlier, like before it's pitched in baseball. Yeah. I mean, there's a million different rules. The Olympics articles, we're going to talk about later in the show, but the Olympics articles are very confusing because it says they've included softball slash baseball. So both? No, as one sport.

Softball dash baseball. How? Yeah, I don't understand. It'd be softball and baseball then. Two different sports that are the same sport. They're not. Mate, you better be careful because I grew up playing softball and everyone that plays softball will come after you,

and baseball actually. Very different. And they've got bats. All right, let's get into the show, everybody. We've got multiple, multiple chances for you to go and see Olivia Rodrigo live in Los Angeles at the Jingle Ball. You've just got to call us when you hear an Olivia Rodrigo song, and there'll be one before 4 o'clock.

That's right. Look out for that. But let's kick it off. People are already calling. Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play, call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on.

Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. Call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Who won yesterday? The Tradies won yesterday. Yeah, they did.

It was a good win from the Tradies there, sitting on 86 wins for the year. The Ladies still way out in front on 95. Down trail yesterday, 3-0. Yeah, it was, yeah, lightning round. Decisive. So let's see what today brings. Our lady is calling from New Plymouth. She's 23.

She's also a tradie lady, but she's chosen to play for the ladies. Welcome to the show, Chloe. G'day, Chloe. Hello, how's it going? What's your trade, Chloe? I'm a heavy-duty mechanic Chloe. Hello, how's it going? What's your trade, Chloe? I'm a heavy diesel mechanic apprentice. No way. And you would prefer that the ladies came out on top at the end of the year, is that correct?

Absolutely. Okay. Got to have the girls back. Chloe, as a trainee heavy diesel mechanic, what is the best thing to wash your clothes after a day on the job? Oh, honestly, I just get the boss to do it. He takes the twill. Yeah, dump it in a basket on your way out the door.

Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. I'm not ruining my washing machine. It'd be just grease all through your washing machine. Oh, yeah, it's nasty. It's worse than the hair. You're taking on our tradie today. They're from Palmerston North. They're 22 and they're currently outside working in the rain.

Welcome to the show, Will. G'day, Will. How you going? What are you doing in the rain? What work? Building a deck at the moment. Oh, yeah? In the rain?

That's ironic. Okay, Will, your buzzer is tradie. Chloe, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Question number one guys Madonna is back on tour After a near death health scare

A few months ago Who were the two people She kissed on stage At the MTV Music Awards A bit young Might not be a Gen Z question It was iconic I will give you a hint They were both other ladies A bit young. Yeah, it might not be a Gen Z question. It was iconic.

I will give you a hint. They were both other ladies. Ooh. No idea. Nah, we'll buzz you out. Guys, go educate yourselves. YouTube it. Madonna kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on stage. I think these guys are probably two years old.

They know who all those people are, though. Yeah. Question number two, no points there. The list of sports that will be included at the 2028 LA Olympics has been released today. Name a non-Olympic sport. Oh, shit. Lady?

Yes, Chloe. Chloe. Oh, no. Lady? Yes, Chloe. Oh, no. I should have waited. Skateboarding? Skateboarding is in the Olympics now. I feel like it just got put in last Olympics. Okay, we'll move on to the next question.

We'll keep going. Will gets a guess. Okay, Will, yeah. Or you get passed, Will. No good. All right, no, yeah. Or you get passed, Will. No good. All right, no points there. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Yes, Will. Is it UB40? No. I mean, it's a great guess, Will. Chloe, you want to have a guess? Isn't itB40? No. I mean, it's a great guess, Will. Chloe, you want to have a guess? Isn't it J. Williams? No. J. Williams? We were

looking for L.A.B. L.A.B. Okay, this next question's for the win. No points there. This is for the win, guys. It's a one hit. Okay, so get ready on those buzzers. What breed of dog is commonly known as a firehouse dog? Well, Dalmatian.

It is a Dalmatian. It is a Dalmatian. Well done. Jeez, tough day on the tools today. Very tough day, but Will comes out on top. We'll send that 50 bucks out to you, Will, thanks to KFC. Thank you. All good.

Brian Clint, a hard-fought training victory this afternoon. That was a rough game, wasn't it? Brian Clint. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. When they're already dealing with enough, this group of people, and I'm talking about the shift workers, because there's bad news, because new research has come out from the University of Bristol in the UK,

and it's revealed the reasons um that fighting your natural body clock so people who do shift work yeah uh can lead to weight gain diabetes cancer depression and other health problems and a lot of it actually comes down to what what you eat and when you eat it right okay because your body is up at times where it shouldn't be. You're out of routine. And you're eating at times when you shouldn't be. Yeah. That's what they say. They've done these tests on mice where they've like made the meat at weird times. Bloody good shift workers, mice.

Huh? Bloody good shift workers. They do a lot of good work, the mice, don't they? First to punch their cart in, last to punch their cart out. They do the best cheese eating at night. But this is something that I have experienced because I used to do breakfast radio for a long time. I used to do breakfast radio six days a week for two years.

And when I say breakfast radio, our show started at five in the morning, so I was up at three. Yeah. And it takes a toll on your body. Yeah. The ones that I really feel for are the people who will do a burst of those morning shifts, like nurses or police officers, and then have some days off, and then have to completely invert their body clock and do a stint of night shifts. My partner is a nurse and it 100% isn't good

for your mental health. Like I see it firsthand. It's not good for your mental health. It's not good for your physical health. It's not good for your social life. It's not good for your social life. It's not good for your exercise routine. It's not good for people around you

when you're grumpy. But it's just not good for you. It's not good for people around you when you're grumpy. But it's just not good for you. It's not good for anybody, yeah. I just, and there's people who do it, like I honestly, there's people who do this kind of work for years and years who slog it out and do these

horrible hours and they're saying now that yeah, it has bad effects on your health. Which every shift worker would go, yeah bro, we told you that. Yeah. Of course it does. Do nurses have the option to be exclusively nights or exclusively mornings or exclusively days? I think, I mean, I only know how my partner's roster works.

Yeah. They kind of say, they can say what they would like. Okay. Which I'm not sure if you can exclusively do one or the other. Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. Depends. They don't show that side of it on Shortland Street, do they?

No. Those long night shifts. They don't show them turning up for their shift and they're like, oh, Christ, it's the last one. I haven't done a poo in four days because my body clock's all out. Well, I have to have muesli for dinner. You know, that's what caused... I'm going to go on a stabbing rampage.

That's what caused Poonami. Is that? Yeah, it was Chris Warner had done like six night shifts in a row. He was backed up for days. And then just boom, exploded. That's what blew up the Shortland Street Hospital in 1999. You know, it's just a snowball effect. I thought we could give our shift workers who listen to this show an opportunity to

call us up and tell us about the horrible hours that you work. Let's try and find the person with the worst hours in New Zealand. And maybe you're not doing those hours now. Maybe you've changed and you've gotten, you know. Maybe it broke you. Maybe it broke you and you've gotten out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and you've gotten, you know. Maybe it broke you. Maybe it broke you and you've gotten out. But if you did horrible hours of shift work, like in the past, we'd love to hear from you as well.

Yep. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Give all us day walkers something to really moan about. Yeah, give us some perspective right now. Give us some perspective. Bree and Clint. We want to talk to our shift workers that listen to this show or people who have done the shift work in the past.

There's new research out, which I'm sure doesn't shock anyone, especially if you've done shift work, that it is horrible for your health. Someone's texted and they said, I've been a paramedic for 30 years and it definitely takes a toll on your overall health, but you get used to it. Isn't that the attitude? Yeah, I mean, that is a great attitude.

It takes a special kind of person to do that work and also do it with that kind of attitude as well. Yeah, definitely. Let's go to 0800DARLS.ZM and talk to Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hi. Are you currently doing shift work or you've done it in the past? I'm a current shift worker.

I'm actually literally just finished work and I hopped in my car and I heard all nurses call up. So I called up. Good. Well, glad to have you on the show, Jodie. What kind of shift work? What kind of hours are you doing at the moment? So I just finished a 12-hour shift that started at 3.30 this morning.

Oof, yuck. To cover short staffing. But I do any shift, any day. Usually it's only one day off in between, but it depends on your roster lady, really. So, Jodie, is that going to be your life forever now? That's the career, the vocation that you've chosen. Is that chaotic kind of schedule going to be what you're going to have to deal with

for the rest of your working life? If I want to work in a hospital, definitely. It's what I have to do. But, I mean, I can always go into a clinic. But for those that want to work in hospitals, I mean, someone's got to do it. So, might as well be the young people. Yeah, okay. Jodie, it's people like you and people like my partner

who's also a nurse. It makes me so angry when I know what you guys have been through in the last however many years with the government promising you a pay rise and then taking it away. And then I hope this new government gets it right and they have enough staff for you guys and they pay you enough because without you guys, where would... We're poked. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, absolutely. Well, fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. Thank you, Jodie. Fingers crossed. You never know.

Someone texted and they said, when I was chefing, I used to do 7am until 12am for six months, six days a week. It was torture. I lost 18 kgs in that time. Wow. And you were chefing. Chefing. That's not a matter of life or death. Can I just say, people who work in hospitality,

like, it's the hardest hours. Like, I just applaud you because it's not easy work. And you just end up eating stuff out of the kitchen at work. And then when you finish, you all need to trauma bond, so you have a few drinks. Oh, yeah. No wonder people are grumpy that work in hospitality, you know. Claudia's here.

I know $800 at the end. Hey, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Hey, how are we going? Good, thanks. You sound tired, Claudia. Yeah, you coming home from a shift. Always tired.

No, it's day off today. What do you do? I'm a cop. Oh, you're a police officer? Yeah, yeah. What kind of shift work do the cops do, Claude? At the moment we do a 2-2-2 roster, so two day shifts,

two late shifts and then two night shifts and then four days off. Wow. And what kind of hours when you say, you know, doing a day shift or a night shift, what kind of hours when you say Doing a day shift or a night shift What kind of hours, how many? Between 8 to 10 But if there's overtime

There's overtime You kind of just have to go If you're in the middle of arresting somebody You can't go I'm off the clock Time to go home now You're good to go now, it's your lucky day Better go

Right, okay, that seems chaotic as well. That seems hard to adjust to. Claudia, what do you think it does for you, like, mentally and physically to work, you know, hours that are all over the place? It's tough. Like, it's, yeah, it's really hard on the body. Just, you're always tired. I bet.

Can't get up and sleep. Because there's no, like, Even though it's a consistent routine of like six on, four off, just the chopping and changing of shifts all the time, there's no consistency with that. Do you think it's easier for police officers to date police officers because they sort of know the schedule and they know what the

deal is? I don't know. I'm not dating a police officer. Morning's like, I steer clear of that. The police officers not dating a police officer. Okay. Morning is like, I steer clear of that. The police officers I know date police officers. Yeah, right. Okay, well, thank you, Claudia. We appreciate the insight.

That's great. Appreciate. Someone said, I'm a community midwife and I had a 27-hour birth with three hours sleep and then back for a nine-hour labour and birth. You get used to the minimal sleep and minimal food. Would you, though? Yeah, but they shouldn't have to.

Like, that is so ridiculous. And, like, honestly, there's a real problem in this country, and they need to fix it because having not enough staff and then people working like this is just not healthy. It's not realistic. No. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Anyone

who wants to look like Chris Hemsworth would need to eat like Chris Hemsworth I would imagine. And Dean, he's gone public with what that takes. He has. He's gone public with the amount of food and protein that is required to look like that. So he

has shared that he's kind of secret. Well, it's not really a secret. Anyone in nutrition can tell you. Good quality beef is what he describes it as. So he has lots of barbecues, meat, vegetables. He loves like a Mediterranean with a little bit of olive oil. Just if he's tuning in or listening online, I'll cook for you. I'm over. I'll cook for you.

Barbecue, whatever you want. Sate, Dean, whatever you want, saute, Dean, whatever you like, whatever you like. Dean, your rig is just as good as Chris Hemsworth. I'll stand by that comment as well. Dean's got some prime Australian beef that Chris Hemsworth can chow down on. It's hard. I don't know how he does it.

Like, he must hate it. To be honest, he must hate it because he has to eat so much. I don't know. He'd have a chef, though. He'd have a chef though. He'd have a chef that's cooking up delicious things and knows the macros

and the bloody sugars and the kilojoules and all that. And correct me if I'm wrong, Dean, he goes up for certain roles and then he'll come down and eat kind of normal but when it's coming into

like a Thor role, he'll go crazy and eat crazy amounts to get crazy big again, right? That's what they do, those big starts. Exactly right. Yeah, they all do it.

Like, you know, Hugh Jackman does it for those roles. They buff up and then they go back to normal. I don't know. Yeah. I'm excited to see

Hugh Jackman attempt it in his late 40s for this new Wolverine movie. Like, that's got to be a hell of a lot harder than it's been for him before. Yeah. Don't you think?

Yeah, 100%. Well, there you go. The answer, if you want to look like Thor, beef. The good lean beef. Beef. That's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent in prime hunk of beef.

Beef. Bree and Clint. I was reading this thing today, which reckons they've pinpointed what drivers' greatest fear is. Like what the thing is that gets them most anxious about driving. Crashing off a bridge into a river, sinking to the bottom and not being able to get out because your seatbelt's stuck. Do you think about that a bit, do you? All the time. Do you?

Yeah. I watched your TikTok video the other day of a guy explaining how to get out. Oh, really? See, I'd watch that. I'd need to watch it. There's this tool that you need in your glove box. Oh, is he trying to sell you the tool, though? I want one. The tool... Oh, it's worked on you. Yeah, the tool will

shatter your window, because you can't smash your window. I followed this woman who sells those, and you put it on your car keys. Yeah, it shatters your... You push a button, and it shatters your window, and then on the other end of it, it's got a little thing that'll slice your seatbelt. I've watched countless videos of this woman selling these key rings. I want to get one.

They're like 30 bucks from Dick Smith. I've done the research. Anyway, it's not that. I don't actually think about driving off a bridge much when I'm driving. I also think about cars swerving into my lane. Do you? Yeah. And then, Claudia, are you the same?

Yeah, I always think about that. Like a big semi-trailer. Yes. Man, you guys are paranoid. Jack-knifing on the other side of the road and just hurling like 100 mile an hour towards me. That's defensive driving, right? It's being prepared for stuff like that.

Yeah, 100%. It's either that or watching too much Final Destination. Yeah. Well, this is going to seem boring compared to that, but one-fifth of drivers say they'd rather catch a spider or go to the dentist than attempt to parallel park. It is pretty terrifying. I'm not going to lie, especially when you're a new driver.

Yeah. Because I remember... Outside a cafe. Yeah. Everyone's watching you. But do you remember, like, when you were training? Because did you get lessons? You would have had lessons for your driving test. I remember

having my lessons and that was the thing that terrified me the most. So we spent the most time on it. And then when you're in your driving test, you get one go and if you don't get it in one go, it's a fail. And you have to reset the whole test. So I was like

you know, if I had to take my driving test now, it is very rare that I get it in one go. The study hooked people up to heart rate monitors while they performed different driving tasks and on average, people's heart rates went up 48%

when they head to Parallel Park. That's so much. Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God. You know what has made my life so much easier? Yeah. Is when I bought a new car a couple of years ago. The beeps and the reversing camera? Well, I don't have the beeps, but my car has a really-

You don't have the beeps? I don't believe so. Because my car's not a- I can't even drive without the beeps anymore. My car's not a top of the range one. So I think if I bought like- Yeah, the beeps are entry level these days. I think the car that I have has the best reversing camera I've ever seen on a car.

The last car that I had, the one prior to this, parallel parked itself, and man, I miss that feature. Must be nice. Yeah. Oh my God. You pull up beside the car park that you want to go into and you put it in park and then you push this button and the car, you take your hands off, it does the steering.

All you have to do is accelerate and brake and the car will parallel park itself. You have never sounded... It's not unrelatable because I don't have that car anymore. I don't have that car anymore. You never have sounded more unrelatable. I used to have a car that would park itself. Yeah.

Wasn't that a feature you would like? I mean, yes. I would love it. Well, some of us have to try it out for everyone else. There's a story in the news today about a Wellington woman whose wedding dress was accidentally donated to an op shop and she wants it back. So maybe using the radio, we can help.

We'd love to help. We'd absolutely love to help this woman. Please welcome to the show the previous owner of the wedding dress, Donna McQuaid. Hi, Donna. Hi, Donna. Hi there. How are you?

Who is in your bad books, Donna? Who accidentally donated your wedding dress? I'm not going to name names because it was an accident and it wasn't malicious, but it is a friend of mine who I loaned the dress to a couple of years ago. Oh, what, for their wedding? Yeah, so she was newly engaged at the time and had just started the wedding planning.

I said, look, wedding dresses are expensive. I've actually, I had a couple. I had one that I'd bought thinking, oh, it'll do if I don't, I had a couple. I had one that I'd bought thinking, oh, it'll do if I don't find something perfect. Right. The perfect dress

is hideously expensive. I eventually said, stuff it, I'm getting the perfect dress. So I had the dress that I wore and felt amazing then on my incredible wedding day

and I had a spare dress. I said to my friend, take both. Take your time with them. Try them on. Think about it as you get around to planning your wedding. if you want to wear either, feel free. But I do want them back.

Yeah. The relationship, unfortunately, didn't go well and eventually broke down earlier this year. Oh, no. Before she had a chance to wear it? Yeah, before she had a chance to wear it. Yeah. So I got in touch with her in August and said, look, you know, you don't need the dresses anymore. So could I get them back, please?

And she said, yeah, no problem. I'll drop them off next week. And I didn't hear anything for weeks. And then last Friday, she rang me and went, there's no easy way to say this. Your dress went to the op shop by mistake. And I've gone and I've looked and it's not there.

Yeah, she feels awful. It turns out that I wasn't the only one who loaned her dresses to have a look at. All the dresses went to a third party and that person didn't realise. It's not like she walked into the office with my dress.

It's been a hideous misunderstanding. Okay, let's come at this constructively. Do you know what Salvation Army store your wedding dress was given to? Yes. It definitely went to the Lower Hutt store. Okay, okay.

Anything that comes into any of the Salvation Army, it can be moved to the other stores depending on their stock levels and things like that. But it went to a Salvation Army, didn't it? It's a Salvation Army in the Wellington region. Okay. None of them have it. I rang all of them and it's not in any of them.

What, so they reckon that someone's purchased it? Oh, they would have. Not just the wedding dress, in the original box, with the veil, with the belt, with the bolero jacket. Oh, my God. If someone has it, how can they get it back to you, Donna? The first thing I want to clarify is I really want it back. It's got a lot of family emotional connection,

but I want them to go and have a wonderful wedding day. I want them to party in it. I want them to not worry about the fact that somebody else wants this afterwards. It's their dress, and they have every right to want to wear it to their wedding day. You seem like the best person ever, Donna. That was my next question. Would you mind if they wore it to their wedding day. You seem like the best person ever, Donna. That was my next question. Would you mind if they wore it to the wedding and you're just like, I don't care.

I just want it back after. So if someone's got it, how do they get it back to you, Donna? How can they contact you? They can look me up online. I've got a business. There's only one McQueer family in the country. I'm pretty easy to find. If you type in McQueer New Zealand, you'll find me.

Donna, what we can do is there's a lot of people listening to us right now. If you know someone or if you know anything about the dress, just text us on 9696. That's easier. Yeah, and we'll pass it on. Yeah, just text us on 9696 and we can put you in touch with Donna. Donna, best

of luck. We are rooting for you to get this wedding dress back. I know it's going to I believe it's going to happen. By the way, is that an Irish accent that I can hear on you there? It is, yeah. Oh, what a horrific week of loss for you. Bad week. What a shocking...

This is just the icing on the cake, isn't it? Thanks for reminding me of that. Salt in the wound. Thanks, Donna. Best of luck. See you, Donna. Cheers. Take care.

Bree and Clint. I said before that you can win some KFC chicken dollars from this game, and you can't. This is just a game for Brie and I. We lied. Instead, why don't you just text ILOVECHICKEN to 9696, and Ella will pick one person and call them back and give them some free chicken. Is that okay, Ella? Can you do that?

Yes. Okay, great. Because we don't lie. It finally happened. My testicles finally dropped. I finally am going through puberty. Are you becoming a man? Whoa.

Wait, my boobs feel bigger too. It's not all bad. It's not all bad. That was a testy blowout. Next, you'll be learning to drive. Okay, Claudia, this is Let's Get Classical. This is Let's Get Classical. Like you said, no one can win anything except me,

who comes out on top because I don't embarrass myself like you guys do. Claude, you're always winning. Yeah, that's true. That's just how I live my life. So yeah, this is Let's Get Classical. I've taken songs that you'll know and love, turned them into a classical version and Bree and Clint, it's your job to guess

what they are. Easy. Alrighty. So I've done a bit of a mash-up or mix-up of songs today. I've got old, I've got new, I've got a bit of everything in there. So I'll play to one of your strengths. So what you're saying is there's no theme? No, there's never a theme. Oh, okay, cool. It's too hard. It's already hard enough to

just find the classical version Let's just play I need the artist and the name of the song Buzz in with your name, good luck Free I know that Is it The Weeknd? No

Good guess actually And the good times and salvation. Oh, Clint. Toto Africa. Yes. Yeah. I liked your version of it. How was Brie saying The Weeknd a good guess?

Because if you listen to it, it's got weekend vibes, doesn't it? I reckon it does. I don't know many weekend songs, but I reckon it does. Sounds like the hills. Okay, that is one point for Clint. Back to it. Bree and Clint, here you go. Here's another one.

Clint. Oh, Clint? I've just recognised one bit without knowing what the song is called. I've done a Brie. I don't know. I cheated. Okay, Brie. It's Bruno Mars.

Oh! Think I want to marry you. Exactly. I hate that song. You're saving it. I think everyone hates that song. Like, if someone proposed to me with a flash mob in that song, I would never, ever say yes.

You'd marry them just to divorce them? Like, it makes me cringe thinking about it. Well, we're all tied up, so this one's for the win. Brie. Brie. That is Taylor Swift. Oh, I know it. Trouble.

No. I knew you were trouble and you walked in. Yes. Those buzz are out. I knew you were trouble and you walked in. Oh, I was. Click buzzing me out. I thought for sure that was Wildest Dreams.

No. Yeah. It's recognisable from that goat meme video. Oh, Well done. You're the Let's Get Classical champion. God, I don't think I've won that game for like maybe six weeks, so happy with that. Look at you now.

Happy with that. I love chicken to 9696 if you want free KFC. Hey, have you seen the amount of texts of people that love chicken? Who would have thought? People love chicken. People love the chicken. Free in Clint. You see this news about the 2028 LA Olympics today?

Nah, I haven't, but I'm very interested in this because I know for a fact this happens all the time when they're looking to the future Olympics. It's not always the same sports that are played in every Olympics. They reassess and re-evaluate for every Olympics, right? And the country that's hosting has a huge say on what sports get to happen. So this is not the next Olympics to happen. That's in France and Paris next year. This is Los Angeles in 2028. They've announced, well first of all in France, the new ones, surfing,

skateboarding, breakdancing and sport climbing are going into the Olympics. I remember we talked about this on our show however many years ago because we were like breakdancing. Breakdancing. In the Olympics. So that's in for 2024.

Let's start with what's out of the Olympics for 2028. What are they booting for the 2028 Olympics? Boxing. Really? Modern pentathlon. Okay, what's the modern pentathlon? I don't know. It's a whole combination of disciplines, track and field disciplines.

Yeah, the pentathlon's a bunch of different events. It must be five events. Penta, gone. Pentathlon. Pentathlon. Weightlifting. Weightlifting's out? I love the weightlifting. I love watching it. There's a chance that it

could come back in but at the moment weightlifting is out. Which is crazy when the discipline is literally called Olympic weightlifting. God, why get rid of the weightlifting? The clean and jerk's great. The snatch is even better. The snatch and grab is great. The snatch is my favourite. Modern pentathlon is

Jesus. Swimming, fencing, horse riding, pistol shooting and favourite. Yeah. Modern pentathlon is, Jesus, swimming, fencing, horse riding, pistol shooting and running. Wait, what? I didn't even know that existed. Put that back in. Put that back in. I want to watch that. That sounds like the best sport ever.

So is the decathlon a bunch of track and field events, the one that Bruce Jenner won? Swimming, fencing, horse riding, pistol shooting and running. They must have its origins in like medieval England. From the Bronze Age? Yeah. And the last sport being cut for the

2028 Olympics. What is it? Break dancing. Oh no. Hey, well they had a good one-year run. They haven't even had that yet. Well, what if it's amazing? What if it's the highlight of this Olympics? I know, I know.

Because it is based on, I mean, I would think LA would have and the American teams. I thought in America you'd keep breakdancing. I thought you'd keep anything to do with shooting in America. I thought they'd be like instant gold. But here they have to cut things to put things in. So going back into the Olympics in 2028. Yeah, what's going back in?

Squash, which is great for New Zealand. I love squash. Oh, let's get bloody Susan Devoy back in the New Zealand team. There's a New Zealand men's player who's the world champion at the moment. So we're in the medals for that. That's good. Squash is a great sport. I mean, he's got to last another five years, but lacrosse. Oh, yeah.

Lacrosse is a great game. Very American. Yeah. Baseball slash softball. It's going back in. It's going back in. Flag football, which is... Is that like touch football? It's like touch football, except you've got little flags attached to your belt and people have to rip them off rather than tackle you. Like Ripper Rugby. Ripper Rugby, except it've got little flags attached to your belt and people have to rip them off rather than tackle you.

Like ripper rugby. Ripper rugby, except it's American football. Oh. American football ripper rugby. Oh. Which means that the Americans can put their NFL players in to play ripper rugby at the Olympics. Because the NFL's not in the Olympics.

They can put Travis Kelsey in with a set of little flags hanging off his... God, I don't want to play against Travis. Can you imagine everyone else? He can't tackle you. Imagine everyone else though. No wonder they're putting that in. That's a guaranteed gold medal for the American team. The last sport announced to go into the Olympics, it's going back, hasn't

been in there since 1900. Cricket is going into the Olympics. Cricket's going back in? Yeah. God, I hope they finish the Olympics. Cricket's going back in. Yeah. God, I hope they finish the games in time before the Olympics is over. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. If you want a birthday banger for your birthday,

we'll give it to you right here on the Bree and Clint show. Number one songs when you were 16, and we'll figure out the math. Let's talk to Valerie first. Kia ora, Valerie. Why don't you come on over? Hi. How are you, Valerie? I'm really good.

I'm really excited. Oh, well, we're excited to have you on. What are you hoping for? Anything in particular? Not really. I'm just excited. Just a bit of fun. Where's your accent from, Valerie?

I'm from Mauritius. Oh, lovely. From Mauritius. Okay, let's do your birthday banger, Valerie. What's your date of birth? The 2nd of August, 1983. All right, Valerie. It means you were 16 in 1999.

And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. If you want to be with me, baby, there's a price today. I'm a genie. Christina Aguilera. Say this was number one. Christina Aguilera. What do you reckon, Valerie? Ooh, nice. If you want to be with Valerie. I love that song. Her first hit on the charts.

It's a good one, Val. Wait there, Val. One for Loretta. Cuter, Loretta. Hi, Loretta. Hi. How's your day been, Loretta? Oh, not bad. Not too bad? No. Oh, it doesn't sound like it was the best, so let's try and perk you up a bit. We'll figure out your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 28th of January, 1986. All right, Loretta, you were 16 in 2002. Come on, we need something good for Loretta. I'm coming up and I'm coming.

What do you reckon about Pink, Get The Party Started? No, I'm pretty stoked about that, to be fair. Yeah, good. Absolute banger from Pink, can I say. It was very, very overplayed around the time. It was her first album, eh? Was it? Yeah, I. That's an absolute banger from Pink, can I say. It was very, very overplayed around the time. It was her first album, eh? Was it? Yeah, I think so.

But then I feel like it's come back to life, that song. Yeah, love it. Okay, wait there, Loretta. One more for Leanne. Kia ora, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi. Whereabouts are you calling from, Leanne?

Auckland. Oh, lovely. Well, good to have you on the show. What's your birthday? 18th of April, 1982. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 1998, Leanne. And let me take you back with this one. Oh, we were just talking about breakdancing being kicked out of the Olympics.

It's a bit of run DMC. What do you think, Leanne? It's all right. It's probably worth it being a bit of a tone. What would you pick out of the three, Leanne? Probably Pink. Probably Pink? Okay, wait there. Let's decide.

Pink, Christina, Run DMC. I'm voting for Christina Aguilera. Are you? Yeah. I'm going with my girl Loretta and a better get the party started. Alright, three 80s babies, three birthday bangers. We'll go to Claudia for the decider. What's it going to be, Claude?

Oh, this is hard. I think I'm going to do... I haven't seen Jeannie in a Bottle come up on birthday banger in ages, if ever. So, I'm doing that one. Valerie, get excited because you just won Birthday Banger. Nice work, Val.

Enjoy this, mate. Bree and Clint, here's your Birthday Banger from 1999 on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. Spot on impression. Bree and Clint Zed and Bree and Clint I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come, come, come on and let me out Spot on impression That's Christina Aguilera Genie in a Bottle

The winner of Birthday Banger for Valerie That's from the year 1999 that song I always love like watching docos Because Britney Spears had the hit with Hit Me Baby One More Time and then Christina released this straight after because they were always so competitive because they were in the Mickey Mouse Club together.

Oh, was Christina Mickey Mouse as well? Yeah, so they knew each other. And JT. And JT and Ryan Gosling. Wow. So they all knew each other and Christina was always like, I need to get my song out before Britney. Yeah.

Yeah. There you go. Interesting story. Ryan Gosling was just like, I'm just Ken. Mate. Anywhere else I'd be a ten. He's had a fantastic career in acting. Yeah, he was in Young Hercules.

The Notebook. Yeah. Have you seen The Notebook? Yep. Have you? Yeah, I have. Have you? I'm pretty sure I have. Don Notebook. Yep. Have you seen The Notebook? Yep. Have you? Yeah, I have. Have you? I'm pretty sure I have.

Don't lie to me. I think I've seen The Notebook. I haven't seen anything. What's the gist of The Notebook? He wrote her a letter every day. You haven't seen it. I can tell you what it's about. No.

I can tell you exactly what it's about. It's not the same as watching a film. I wrote you every day! And the next one? 365 days. No, I wrote you every day for a year! For a year! Oh yeah, close. I'm paraphrasing. I want to tell you a story that maybe

could save your life one day. Okay. A story about a woman named Claudia Anderson who had a fishy odour lingering around her bedroom for weeks. Oh, yuck. She was horrified. What's her name? Claudia Anderson.

Claudia Anderson. She was horrified to finally realise where it was coming from. Her and her partner, her husband, looked for weeks and weeks That they could notice this fishy smell Anyway They did everything They checked the plumbing of the ensuite They checked the plumbing did they To try and make sure that it wasn't coming from the sink

They also checked other bits and pieces Around the room couldn't find anything Checked the bits and pieces Turns out they ended up using Google to figure out what it was. Okay, I wonder what they Googled. Fishy smell in bedroom. Don't Google it at work. Okay, do we know what it is?

Don't Google it at work. Turns out the fishy smell was the result of a serious electrical issue. Oh. And this is what I mean when I said it could save your life. How does that produce a fishy smell? So apparently. God, is there anything worse than a fishy smell? Nah.

No. Pretty bad. Yeah. There was a wire that had become disconnected at the back of a socket and it was melting like different things inside this socket and it produces this fishy smell. Wow. What are the chances of that?

Apparently, it can cause an electrical fire. Well, thank God they got onto that. Can you imagine how annoying every time you walk into your room, you're like, something smells like fish in here. What's worse, a fishy smell or a pooey smell? I think cat wee is one of my least favourite smells. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Because it's so distinctive.

And what about dog shit on your shoe? I'd rather dog poo on my shoe any day than cat wee. Oh, that goes to the back of the throat, the dog poo. I'll take dog poo. I'd rather pick up dog poo than a cat wee smell. And then the fishy? I'd rather fishy. Really?

Cat wee for me is it. I can't get past it. And then it's so hard. It's foul. It's foul. So hard to get away from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I thought we could talk to people, though, this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM if you had a mystery smell. Yes. Yeah. We've all been in this situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember I told you that story?

I had a mystery smell in my car for about, I reckon, three months. And not the car that I have now, but my other car. And I was like, what is going on? And I cleaned out my car, cleaned out the footwells. I was like, this is, it reeks in here. And I'd realised that obviously months and months ago I'd put my shopping in the boot of my car and an avocado had rolled in out of the shopping bag

and literally... Liquid avocado in your boot. It was growing a whole other civilisation on this avocado. It was so disgusting. Remember when I couldn't figure out what the bad smell was on my gym gear while I was doing my exercise? Is that when you realised you pooed your pants? No.

Oh, that's another story. No, it was worse. It's when we realised the cat had shit in my gym bag. Which time? This has happened multiple times. But I'd taken that cat shit filled gym bag. Which time? This has happened multiple times. But I'd taken that cat shit filled gym bag to the gym and put the clothes on. Weren't you in a workout class and you were like,

someone smells like shit around here? Yes. And it was you. And it was me. Yes. So 0800 dial ZM. We've been very honest with you this afternoon. Some of us more so than others.

We're disgusting. What was the mystery smell? Brianne Clint. Smith check. The mystery smell. What was the mystery smell? Brian Clint. We asked what's the mystery smell. Someone texted and they said, not a mystery, but one time my brother saved, in quotation marks, a mouse from a cat and it got away from him and hid in my car and it died somewhere else in the car.

It absolutely reeked for four months. I sprayed air freshener, Febreze. I burned incense inside my car. I tried everything and I couldn't get rid of it until it completely decomposed, I guess. I had to drive around with my head out the window for the first couple of weeks and then windows down for the next three months through winter. Nothing worse than a bad smelling car. Yeah.

You know, because there's no getting away from it. Yeah. It is just there for life. Let's go to the phone. Let's talk to Tracy. G'day, Tracy. Hi, Trace. G'day.

How are you going? Good, thanks. How are you doing? Hello, mate. What was the mystery smell for you, Tracy? Oh, it was a dead rat. Every time I came into the living area, I'd I sort of would go to the I'd be like there's a smell and I'd be like oh maybe someone just farted so every like just

days went by and every time I came in the house I'm like there's a bit of a sound really strong in the lounge and then I'm like oh no there's something wrong here so I started hunting everywhere under the couches there's something wrong here. So I started hunting everywhere under the couches. There's something wrong. Went in behind the curtain that was next to the TV, and there was this big dead rat. It was really mangled. The cat must have brought it in and partially killed it,

and it must have crawled in behind the curtain and died. Isn't it so frustrating, Tracy, when you know, you're like, my mum used to go through it all the time when we were kids. She'd be like, there's something dead in here. Where is it?

But the worst part was, it'd been in there for days. It'd been degrading, for want of a better word. Yeah. And it had left this dark brown, stinking, dead rat juice on the curtain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those curtains are poked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're stuffed. Yeah. You're supposed to have to rip all the carpet up as well. Thanks, Trace. Oh, what a nightmare. Glad you got to the bottom of that.

Someone texted through and they said, I found raw chicken in my car after being in there for two weeks. Fell out of the grocery bag. That's rank. Francesca's on her $800 at him. Hi, Francesca. Hi, Francesca. Good, we're dry reaching in here,

but what was the mystery smell? It was my son. He bought a car. About three weeks later, there was a real fishy smell in it. So they had to look through everything, under everything, inside the cushions, covers, and they couldn't find it. Right.

It was getting worse. So they took it to the electrician. Sorry, the mechanic. Yeah. He said, no, no, no, take it to an auto electrician. The auto electrician said, no, no, you're going to have to take the panels off the inside of the car. Yeah. So they started with the boot and took the bottom off, nothing, took the side off

and there was a crab that was probably bigger than 60 centimetres in width that was dead in it. There was a dead crab inside the car? Yeah, yeah, inside the panel. I have seen people on the internet put a fish, like a dead

fish inside the door panel of a car as like a prank before. Do you think that the people sold this car to your son dead fish, inside the door panel of a car as like a prank before? Do you think that the people sold this car to your son with a crab in the door as a joke? They could have done. I don't know. Yeah. Not the first time someone's caught crabs in a car either.

No. Yeah, that's true. Speaking from experience, eh? Yeah. No comment, friends. That is the crabs that you want your son to come home with, though, isn't it, Frances eh? Yeah. No comment, friend. That is the crabs that you want your son to come home with, though,

isn't it, Francesca? Yeah. Wow, his wife would have been happy. Thank you, Francesca. One more call from Zoe on Mystery Smells. Hey, Zoe.

Hi, Zoe. How's it going? Can you top that, Zoe? What was the mystery smell? Well, I didn't get crabbed, but I... Congratulations. Yeah. Mystery smell was Zoe, what was the mystery smell? Well, I didn't get crammed, but I... Congratulations.

Yeah. Mystery smell was a dead bird. Oh, no. Not only a dead bird, but a very heavily megatized bird. Oh, megatized. What a great word. Oh. Where was it, Zoe?

It was sitting under my couch. Well, it wasn't sitting. It was dead under my couch. Well, it wasn't sitting. It was dead under my couch. And my son had spilt some milk on the carpet probably about four weeks prior. So I'm sitting there cleaning the carpet thinking it's the milk. It's the milk. Right, yeah. And this went on for about four weeks. And I don't know what made me decide to do it, but I split the couch.

And I was just like, ooh. With the maggots and everything. Oh, with the maggots. It's over. It is game over when there's maggots. Did you see the text about the chicken bone? No. Did you see the one about the dog?

You go with the chicken bone. There's a couple of good ones. This one is crazy. It says, our family friend's son had a very gross smell about him for a couple of weeks. The boy did? Yeah. Okay. He was only three and they couldn't work out what it was.

They took him to the doctor and they found a small chicken bone up his nose. It had rotting chicken meat on it. Inside him? In his nose. Oh, thank God you found that. Otherwise you'd be like, sorry, you have to live outside now. It's over for you. We'll keep feeding you, but you have to live outside.

Can you imagine? Stink boy. You're like, what's wrong with Johnny? He just stinks at the moment. One other text, someone said our dog kept coming inside for three weeks smelling horrific. It turns out she had found where dad buried the fish carcasses and was rolling around in them for the summer. No. That'd be a happy dog.

There's nothing worse. And dog owners who have the dogs that roll and stuff, like my dog, Meryl, so she'll go up to something dead and then she'll do this weird flip thing where she wants to get it on the back of her neck and it reeks. The dog, the people are like, there's a really fishy smell in here. And the dog goes, oh, maybe it's an electrical problem. I think there's an electrical fault. I think your wiring is melting.

I think that's a fire. Call an electrician. Bree and Clint. Look, a lot of my good friends would probably say this about me. If you know me well, you know that I despise and can't stand dream chat. I don't want to know about your dream unless it was a sexy dream where I'm involved, you and me. Then I want to know about it.

That's the only time a dream is interesting to me. That's the one time me too, I'll ask follow-up questions. It's the only time I want to hear about your dream. Please, go on. Because at the end of the day, a dream, not real. Not real. Often doesn't make sense. It's so boring.

Only relevant to you. It's so boring hearing about someone else's dreams. Yeah. Why is that? Because it's just a punish because there's no point to it. Yeah. Because it's not real. Do you have even therapists like hearing about people's dreams?

Like a dream expert probably, but I'm not no dream expert and I don't care about what you had a dream about. And which is why I'm launching this new segment. I'm calling it Dreams Are Boring, Change My Mind. And it's where we're going to give you the opportunity to call us, call our show and tell us about your dream. But here's the deal. If you are taking that leap to call us and tell us about your dream, you have to know that you don't have a good audience here with Clint and I because we don't like dreams.

And if the dream is boring, we will hang up on you. Yeah, we don't generally hang up on people, but in this instance, we will. So we're giving you warning. We're just letting you know this is the situation, right? First person to get bored gets to pull the trigger. If we get bored, you will be buzzed out. And it's going to be, this is a hard sell. Look, I'm not going to lie.

This is going to be difficult. And I don't know how many times we're going to be, this is a hard sell. Look, I'm not going to lie. This is going to be difficult, and I don't know how many times we're going to do this segment, but I don't think there's going to be many winners, but that is a part of the fun. Yeah. Maybe you believe you had a truly interesting, fascinating, incredible dream, and it's enough to keep us through to the end. I'm already bored.

Well, you've got to be open to the idea that someone could have a good dream story. Okay. Otherwise, there's no way. You have to be open to the idea that someone could come through with one. I'll try and be open. 0800 dial ZM. We are welcoming you to

call us and tell us about your dreams, but if it's boring, we will buzz you out. Any dream whatsoever. Dreams are boring. change our mind. Hello and welcome to the first instalment of Dreams are Boring. Try and change our minds. We have three people standing by. I hope they know what they're in for. Ready to tell us their dream story. Because my attention

span is like the shortest it's ever been. Angela, if Bree gives the signal, I will have to hang up on you. So come roaring out of the gates with your dream story. Let's do it. Okay. Kia ora. I completely disagree. Dreams are not boring.

They're incredible and their insights as well. Oh, I've cut off Angela straight away. You got rid of her already? It wasn't a dream. She had a dream. No, she lost you. No, she lost me. She lost me.

Jeez, this is ruthless. Let's go to Regan on 0800 dials at Emma. Hi, Regan. Hi, Regan. Hey, team. How are we going? Are you feeling a bit nervous after the dismissal that Angela got? No.

If you miss out, it's your loss. You're going to listen to the story or you don't. All right, Regan. Give it a crack. I'm going to start with a question, Bree. Have you seen the movie Inception? I won't ask you, Clint, because I've heard you don't watch movies. Yes, I have seen it, Regan.

So my dream was kind of like that. So first of all, I was on a bit of medication, so I had some help in the dreamland. Oh, that's fun. Interesting. But in real life, I missed out on a trip to go to Poland to do some athletics with some friends. So in my dream, I was on a trip to go to Poland to do some athletics with some friends. So in my dream, I was on a train in Poland with my friends and I said to them, look, I'm going to wake up. I'm really sorry. I've got to go. I'll miss you guys.

So I woke up and I was outside, legit on the lawn with my doobies. I'm sorry, Regan. I'm sorry. You lost me. You lost me. You lost me. I did like the part where she not the dream chat. I like the bit where she was on drugs. Yeah, like the not the dream chat.

As soon as it went into dream chat, I was gone. Okay. There's only one more person standing by to give this a go, and that's you, Val. Hi, Val. Come on, Val. Gracious. I'm just trying to find a really good example.

Oh, dear. There's too many to count. That's the problem. Wait, are you trying to choose the dream to tell us about right now? It was, the thing is I've had a lot of dreams within dreams. Do you know what they're called? They're called lucid dreams. I've had a lucid dream before.

Yeah, exactly. Oh, you've written them down? Yeah. Okay, well pick the best one, Val. Pick the best one and talk quickly. Okay, it's called... So I'm blushing. Oh my God, I'm blushing.

Wait, is this a sexy dream, is it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you got my attention. Oh, my God, I'm blushing. Wait, is this a sexy dream, is it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you got my attention. Go, Val. It's called Sextraordinary. Okay. I was dreaming. All right.

I was dreaming of what actually happened. So this is a recall of what actually happened. Hurry up! Are you getting rid of Val? Sorry. She had my attention. It took about 15 minutes to get started. Yeah, it did take a while.

She got the giggles. We need to go back to Angela. You already cut Angela. I know, but I feel like she wasn't into the dream chat yet. I'm going to give you one more chance, Angela. Oh, kia ora. So, in a nutshell, I have this beautiful cat that has decided that it's upstairs

and it's my neighbour's cat, but it decides to come and sleep here. And then I had this whole dream that I also got her sister as well and they were my cats. And then I started thinking, I started looking around for like a kitten. No, I made the right decision the first time, I think. Love all of them.

And I'm sure they tell a ripping story if it's not about their dreams. But dream chat. I feel like to make it work You need to come out of the blocks With something like You need to be like Yeah, like a headline Yeah, a headline

You need to be like I had sex with three people Or I dreamt about my ex When I was sleeping next to my husband Yeah, in my dream You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah Like it needs to be a headline

To kick it off Or else it's just going to end badly for everyone. All right, well, dreams are boring. Your mind has not been changed this afternoon. We might give this another go. I think also it's a good message. Don't bore anyone with your dream chat. Have you ever been so constipated that you ended up in hospital?

No We laugh or we joke but serious thing though I've only been constipated once Yeah And it was after my surgery last year because of the painkillers that I was on After my nose surgery I think, yeah, I was the same I had some surgery on my lady parts

Yeah And then because it's obviously in that kind of stomach area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the painkillers they bloody put you on just back you up like there's no tomorrow. Yeah, it's the morphine, I think. It's just any strong painkillers like that, they say you just need to be careful. I remember it'd been like seven days and I said to my mum, I was like, I think I'm going to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like I'm going to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'm going to explode. And she went and got me these like laxatives and I was so panicked that I took like five of them and then nothing happened for like three or four hours and I was like, I need to take more. So I took another three. I'm not joking. I was in a rental property at the time. Didn't get the bond back.

That bathroom needed to be renovated after that. It was bad. But there's a story about a teenage girl in the news at the moment who has been sent to hospital after she was suffering severe constipation for around six or seven days. It was so bad, obviously, that she felt she needed to go to the hospital. Yeah, yeah. And the first thing they did was they did a bunch of scans on her.

Yeah. And x-rays and scans or whatever they do so they can see inside her stomach. Second thing they did was put a bottle brush up there. Just clean it out. Fossil around. You know? And then they got a plunger. They got the Drano.

Try to get, you know. No. Anyway, so they've done some scans and it did come up with something. Okay. Came up with something in her stomach. Right. That was blocking things up. That was blocking things up.

Okay. Take one guess as to what you think was blocking this teenage girl up so bad that she needed to go to hospital. A bottle cap. A bottle cap's not going to do that. Okay. A barrette's doll. A barrette's or brat's doll? I don't know. I don't know. What is it? Inside this teenage girl's stomach. Do you want to drum roll for this constipation story? I don't know. I don't know. What is it? Inside this teenage girl's stomach. Do you want to drum roll for this constipation story? I do.

I'll be trying to build for it. I didn't feel like it was appropriate. Was hundreds and hundreds of tapioca balls from bubble tea. I was going to say bubble tea. Why didn't you say it? You would have been right. Yeah. Wow.

They reckon there was so many in there that it had blocked up her entire intestine. I don't drink bubble tea. It looks delicious. I have drunk it before, but it's not like a big favourite of mine. Do you not pop the balls in your mouth before you swallow them? No, they're like, they're solid. Ah, but do you not chew on them then? Yeah, people do.

Obviously, she didn't. Obviously, she just went straight down. Oh, my God. Do you know what she was? She was a human bubble tea. She was a human bubble tea. If you put a straw in her mouth. She's a human bubble tea.

I just get them all back out. Of the most disgusting variety. She would have been like a vending machine, just like one of those arcade machines, just shitting out little balls when they got it all moving. Oh, my God. She'd been like a vending machine, just like one of those arcade machines, just shitting out little balls when they got it all moving. Oh, my God, she'd be like a sheep. Yeah. She would have been a sheep.

Doing pellets. Literally shitting pellets. Well, she's okay. Happy ending. They gave her some laxatives and apparently she's all good. Well, not that happy ending. The entire world is now talking about your constipation story. I reckon that's probably the worst outcome for a teenage girl, but you know.

It is my worst nightmare. You live and you learn, I guess. Lay off the bubble teas. Or at least chew. Or just chew them. And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thanks for joining us. I'm going to give blood tonight.

Are you? Yeah. You're not watching Celebrity Treasure Island? I can do both. Can you watch it at the blood place? Yeah, well, you just have to lie in the chair while the blood drains out of you, don't you? That's a great idea.

You know my favourite thing about going to the dentist these days are the dentists that have the TV on the roof? Yeah. Oh, that's when you know you're at a good dentist. I went to the dentist yesterday while the other quarterfinal was on, France versus South Africa. Did they have it on? Nah, the TV was too old and crusty to get the internet,

so I had to have the phone. I was lying down, holding it above my head while I was lying back with those stupid glasses on, above the light that was shining in my face. But because the glasses had like an amber tint on them, I couldn't tell which team was which. Both teams just became kind of grey. And why were you at the dentist?

Getting my teeth whitened. I believe that this video footage of Clint speaking about this situation will be used to describe first world problems in the future. Well, up yours But that was a fantastic game though Yeah

Worth tuning in One point, wasn't it? Yeah, it was, yeah In French Have a great night everybody And we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show Bye bye guys ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC

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