ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th October 2024

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

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Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Bree and Clint, New Deals Weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show In the history of professional radio. Dead End's Brie and Clint. G'day everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day guys. Feeling a lot less hungover today, so... That's good?

It's a good day. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. God, you'd hate to be as hungover as you were yesterday. And then get that awful news, that's good. Yeah. God, you'd hate to be as hungover as you were yesterday. And then get that awful news, that One Direction, Liam Payne news today. Very, very sad news in the music community for sure.

It's still a breaking story, so we'll bring you the latest on it throughout the show today. I know Georgia has been doing a good job of playing some Liam and One Direction songs today, so we need to do that as well. What do you guys want to hear? What song would you like to hear first up in our show this afternoon? Text it in to 9696 and we'll play some straight away, I think

would be the right thing to do. Yeah, go on get the text through 9696. We are going to start the show with Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash as always up for grabs. The Tradie's on 86, the Lady's on 91. If you want to play 0800 dial zm right now free and clint time for a round of tradie verse lady it's tradie versus lady

all right the tradies and the ladies uh the ladies on a bit of a hot streak at the moment, clawing back their lead. 91 wins to the ladies. Tradies on 86. Our lady is calling from... Where is that, Claude? Where are they calling from? Kitty Kitty.

Oh, Kitty Kitty. They're 35 years old, and their whole family wanted James to win Celebrity Treasure Island. Welcome to the show, Sharon. G'day, Sharon. Oh, James would have been such a worthy winner, but so was JP. Yes, exactly. They were all good, actually.

They were all good. The whole top three. JP's going to join us on the show later today after five o'clock. You're taking on our tradie Calling from South Auckland They're 28 And they love playing sports Specifically rugby

Welcome to the show, Sean G'day, Sean What position? Probably the winger Probably the winger Oh, you must be quick Are you quick, Sean? Oh, you can know

Sean's like Maybe a few years ago I was I don't reckon Sean actually plays rugby Are you quick, Sean? Oh, you can know. Sean's like, maybe a few years ago I was. I don't reckon Sean actually plays rugby. Sean, your buzzer is tradie. Sharon, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash this afternoon. Here we go. Question number one. Name a body part that continues to grow throughout your entire life.

Lady. Yes, Sharon. Ears. Nice work. We would have also accepted nose, hair, nails. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like a gay anthem. Question number two.

The tragic news of Liam Payne's passing is the story of the day today. Name one other member of One Direction. Lady. Sharon? Zayn Malik. Z of One Direction. Lady. Sharon. Zayn Malik. Zayn Malik. Nice. Sharon, well done.

I thought everyone would have said Harry Styles. Yeah. Sean, what one of you have said Sean? Harry Styles. I'm not saying to which he said no.

Yeah. Let her go. Yeah, yeah. Let her go first before you say yours. Well done, Sharon. You're two in front. You need this one, Sean, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you say yours. Well done, Sharon. You're two in front. You need this one, Sean, to

stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Turn up the music. Turn down the lights. I've got a feeling. Lady. Sharon. For the win. Lizzo. She's got it. Well done, Sharon.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. And Sean, so supportive in defeat. Well done. Sharon. Oh, she's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. And Sean, so supportive in defeat. Well done. Not that supportive, he's gone. That's all right, Sharon. You're the woman of the hour. You've won a tradie versus lady and $50 cash.

Well done. Thank you. I love how Sean just goes, nice, and then hung up. That's the way to do it, you know? Well. Tap and gap. Tap and gap. Well done, Shaz.

It's another lady victory. They're six ahead of the tradies. They're charging towards the 100-point mark. Bree and Clint. I have a problem in my life, in my personal life at the moment. I'm so glad you're finally ready to talk about it. Mm-hmm. I am.

Wait, what problem are you talking about? You know the problem I'm talking about. I'm talking about my smoke alarms. What are you talking about? I'm talking about your addiction to jerseys. Oh, to Warriors jerseys. No, All Blacks jerseys. Oh no, I'm just out of my Warriors jersey addiction too. No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about problems with my smoke alarms in my house. They keep going off in different parts of the house. You cook and toast? No, always in the middle of the night, never during the day, and smoke alarms all over the house, upstairs, downstairs.

We've got about six smoke alarms around the house. They sound faulty. I know. That's what I thought. But I've been to Mitre 10. I've replaced all of the smoke alarms. I've bought the cheap ones i've bought the expensive ones i've bought them all and all of them randomly at different times

will go off and always in the middle of the night have you hadn't had an electrician come over and check the wiring no because i didn't think i needed to because the smoke alarms are battery operated oh you've got the the new school battery operated ones do you well needed to because the smoke alarms are battery operated. Oh, you've got the new school battery operated ones, do you? Aren't all smoke alarms battery operated? Have you got a wired in one? Trying to remember if we ever did. Don't all smoke alarms... I'm pretty sure they all run on batteries, smoke alarms.

We did in the house that we recently moved into. There was a smoke alarm, but there was wiring that went up into the roof. Yeah, right. Well, this is not those. Okay. This is battery smoke alarms. I put it on my Instagram last night to try and figure out what it is

because I've even talked to a fireman. We went to Mitre 10 to buy smoke alarms one day and there was a fire truck outside Mitre 10. I was like, this is a sign. So I talked to the fireman and I was like, what is going on? There's no fire in my house. Why does it keep happening?

And he went, oh, I don't know. Not a clue. Even he couldn't tell me. So I did what everybody does. I went on Instagram instead of just, you know, asking an expert. Hiring a professional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The answers that came back ranged from humidity.

I don't think it's that. Changes in temperature, like drastic changes in temperature. I don't think it's that either. Insects getting in the smoke alarm. I don't think it's that. Smoke, but it's definitely not that. Dust was a big one. But the main answer that came through as to why my smoke alarms keep going off in the middle of the night was ghosts. The most logical.

The obvious answer. Why didn't we think of that? My wonderful wife is a very spiritual person. She loves Ghostbusters. She loves the idea of ghosts. She believes in ghosts. She believes in spirits. You don't.

I'm a sceptic. So you're on the opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to ghosts. Yes. So what does she say? Does she think it's ghosts? She has spent the morning Googling people who come to perform a blessing on your house to remove unwanted spirits. We should call those ghost hunters we met in Napier that time. Oh, the ghost hunters.

The ghost hunters, remember? And they bring their, what's that box thing called? It's just a, oh, the spirit box. Spirit box. Yeah. Which I'm pretty sure is just an FM radio, but yeah, they bring the spirit box. You should get them. We had Kelvin Cruikshank with us.

I'mensing murder. Look, I'm open about the fact that I don't believe, but I don't think it could hurt. I don't think having a seance or a blessing or whatever done at our house, I don't know, what are they called? You're not going to have a seance. I don't think it could hurt. And if it stops the smoke alarms going off then win, win, win.

I'm pretty sure you have a saging ceremony. A saging? So someone comes in who is able. An exorcism? No. That's when a spirit is trapped in a real life person. Oh, okay.

It could be in the cat, we don't know. Could be. I wanted to talk to people this afternoon who have removed a ghost from their house or their workplace or something. How did you do it? And what was going on? Why did you need to remove the spirit? My spirit, if it exists,

is setting off smoke alarms. What was your spirit doing? My spirit, I've had a spirit in my house recently. That spirit was eating all the leftover food in the fridge late at night. I've heard of those ones. And chocolate. Taking bites out of the block of cheese. I was furious at that ghost. Couldn't remove that spirit though, could they? It's really stubborn. Yeah.

Bree and Clint. We at our house have an issue with the smoke alarms keep going off in the middle of the night. Terrifying when you're asleep. That's so annoying. Yeah. And it sits you bolt upright. And if you've got little kids

and the smoke alarm outside their room, you're like sprinting upstairs to try and turn it off before they wake up. It's just not the kind of stress that you need in your life. You don't want smoke alarms that cried wolf. No, you don't. Because it makes you start to discredit your smoke alarms. You're right.

Bloody smoke alarms crying wolf again. So according to the experts, I have a ghost. That's the only logical explanation for the smoke alarms going off. So I want to know, did you believe that you had a ghost or a spirit living in your house? And what did you do to get rid of it? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi there. Do you want to remain anonymous because you are the ghost? No, I'll just remain anonymous. So you had a spirit in your house, is that right? Yeah. So 10 years ago, me and my daughter moved into a new house. She was really scared at night time, and she kept saying she was scared of someone called Russell.

So I didn't really take much notice of it. And then our TV kept turning on and off, turning on and off. And then I told my dad what was happening that she was scared and then she my dad ended up telling an auntie who told another great auntie and they came and blessed the house they started outside, they were doing a really big chant and they were flicking water

my daughter was asleep, I thought she was going to wake up but she didn't and they done the chant and my daughter never spoke of him again and the TV never turned on and off again. She was only two at the time. Weird. So you're a believer, Anonymous?

I am, yeah. Okay, thank you very much. I appreciate your insight. A lot of texts coming in on this. Someone said, my sister and I used to wake up throughout the night hearing loud footsteps on the deck, pacing back and forth outside our room,

but our dad would check and no one was there. When I next heard it, I directly told the spirit to F off. And I said, it wasn't welcome here anymore. And it never came back. Yeah, they do say that sometimes you just have to tell the spirit to leave you alone. Someone else text through and said, I had a spirit about a year and a half ago which kept flushing the toilet

at random times at the night. I even opened the top of the toilet to make sure nothing's inside the water tank and nothing is broken. We left it and it left about five to six months later. A toilet demon. Double flusher. Brie exercises a few demons in the toilet daily, don't you? Yeah, I call it the Dementor or the Chamber of Secrets.

Alani, have you had a spirit living in your house before and what did you do to get rid of it? Hi, it's Leilani. Oh, Leilani, sorry. I apologise. It's okay. It happens a lot. Yeah, so basically when I was a teenager,

I used to have this reoccurring nightmare about this blonde lady that would go all around the house knocking on the walls and then i basically would go to the kitchen window to look out and i would i see her standing there and she's got crazy blonde hair and she freaks me out she breaks the window comes inside and the dream was in and i saw in the dream okay yeah yeah so this is a dream and it used to freak me out that just happened every night and i went away to the beach when my dad and my mum got my stepdad to call his friend's mum, who's a sidekick, to come over to the house, and she didn't know why. Yeah.

And she came over, and the first thing she asked was who the blonde lady was at the window. What? And so obviously, as a kid, I freaked out because I was like, oh my God, that was real. I'd be hightailing it out of that place. Yeah, so it turns out this old lady just really wanted to talk to someone

because when she and her partner had died, her son had come to the house and they had thrown all their belongings outside and burnt it all and she was just feeling lonely. So yeah, the psychic just talked to her and she left and never came back. Yeah, not all, most spirits aren't bad spirits. That's either a great success story or a really awful prank that your dad

was pulling on you the whole time, you know? And then he filled the psychic in on that. But I'm not being sceptical. I'm not, I'm not. No, I've talked to the psychic and she told me, because obviously after this all happened, I was like, I was sceptical. I'm not. I'm not. I promise. I've talked to the psychic, and she told me, because obviously after this all happened, I was like, I was sceptical about psychics too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, you surely must have mentioned something. So I went over to the house, and she actually told me things about my grandfather on my dad's side who I'd never met and I didn't even know existed. And she told me all these things, and I had to go and confirm it with my dad because I didn't even know. And what did your dad say

when you were saying all these things and he was like, how the hell do you know that? Yeah, pretty much. And I had to try and explain to him that it's surreal, which he obviously went down really bad because he was like, they aren't real. Dad, meet Calvin Crookshank. I believed her after that.

Thanks Leilani, we appreciate it. So many Cookshank. I believed her after that. Thanks, Leilani. We appreciate it. So many texts on this. So many texts. Wish me luck. If you are a spirit person operating in the greater West Auckland area and you would like to do a job at my house, let's talk. Mate, I've got a bunch of sage.

You want me to come over there and wave it around? Yeah, I'd love that, actually. I actually, for real, do have a bunch of sage. You want me to come over there and wave it around? Yeah, I'd love that actually. I actually for real do have a bunch of sage. I believe in this stuff. Someone said my brother came over and we got rid of a couple of spirits out of my liquor cabinet. We found out today, I didn't realise this, but there is a limit to the number of tabs

you can have open on your browser on your phone. Yeah, this made me feel very uncomfortable because I'm one of those people that has a lot of tabs. I found out how many tabs you've got today and it blew my mind. A lot of tabs. What do you reckon we start with? Because your sister, Ella, has reached the limit, right? She has.

She can't have any more open. That's unbelievable. Oh, so she's finished the game. She's finished the game. She needs to restart. She's clocked the safari. She's clocked it, so she's finished the game. She's finished the game. She needs to restart. She's clocked the Safari app. She's clocked it. I think we start with Bree.

Yeah, Bree. Bree. I forget now. How many tabs do you have open on your Safari browser on your iPhone? 481. Why? Do you need them all? I mean, there's things that I will go back to, maybe.

My wife, no crap, has about 100 tabs open on her desktop. And I've said to her, it's really bad for your computer. You should close them. And she said to me, no, I need them all. You should be attached to them. I need all of those tabs. Just bookmark them. Should I just go through a couple of the tabs that are still open just to see what I'm...

Should I go through a couple of the tabs? Oh, well, you won't know what some of the stuff is. I've got Hootie and the Blowfish, Let Her Cry. Yeah, you do. You need that now. I need that open. I've got a bunch of different Pilates studios open because I was researching and looking into...

Because maybe, possibly, you might go to Pilates. I want to. I've been wanting to. I've also got a bunch of athletic wear, which that kind of ties in with the Pilates. Can you scroll as high as you can and get one of your earlier ones? I've got the... Literally, look at this one.

That's a real tab that was open. It's a link to buy a robotic fart machine. Realistic fart machine? Okay, so go... Just go on one of your oldest ones. You can literally tap the clock on the tippy-tap top of your screen. It'll go all the way to the top.

Nothing interesting. The Lotto website. I yell. Twitter. Oh, my God. Is it so old that it's still called Twitter? It's an original Twitter. So you haven't refreshed that browser

since they changed it. That's crazy. Okay, so you're 480-something for Bree. What are you at? Me? Yeah. Nine. Oh, okay.

I have nine open. Oh, wait. Way to throw stones in glass houses. Am I right, girls? Ouch. God, hypocrite. Hypocrite. But is Bree close to maxing out?

And what is she going to do when she gets there? Ellie, your sister's found out. How many tabs can you have open? You can have 500. Oh, you're so close. I'm so close. When you told us, I was like, oh. I'm living on the edge.

I didn't even know. Yeah, you have a few lives left. Use them wisely. Wow. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, quick update. Yes.

I actually only have seven open. Oh, for goodness sake. Again. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Look them wisely. Wow. Sorry. Sorry. Quick update. I actually only have seven open. Again. Hypocrite. Look at you. Open another one and confirm how many there are. Google it. One of the tabs is Google. Open a new tab and fact check her information.

Oh, should I do it right here live? Hold on. Okay, that's 482. It's a brand new iPhone too. That means you imported all of those tabs from your previous iPhone. Yeah, they asked me if I wanted to do that. And I was like, well, I don't want to lose them. I'll lose my place. You're a little hoarder, aren't you?

You can have unlimited. What do you call me? Hoarder. You kiss your mother with that mouth? Hoarder. You dirty hoarder. Okay, so you're in Safari. If you guys use Chrome browser, this is good for you, Bree.

If you switch to Chrome, you can have unlimited tabs open. That might finally bring me over. Okay, here we go. I'm about to hit 500. Are we ready? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. What a milestone.

What a milestone. Okay, tell me when you're close. Okay, here we go Oh my phone exploded Oh no This is a brand new phone What a waste They should warn you before they do that You're welcome

Actually it says here that you can have 9000 tabs open It says unlimited but you can have 9000 tabs But not. It says unlimited, but you can have 9,000 tabs. But not over 9,000. No, not 9,000. No, that's too many. How dare you? That would be stupid. Yeah, that would be stupid.

Show's brought to you by KFC. It's time to head to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this tragic story is the only story in entertainment today. What is the latest on Liam Payne's tragic passing? Gutted, Queen. I'm absolutely gutted.

So the latest is this. If you're just waking up or just hearing this for the first time, he obviously fell off the balcony of a third floor of a hotel room in Buenos Aires in Argentina. And the thing that's really kind of blowing everyone's mind is that only hours before his very tragic death, he was actually posting some really upbeat, happy things from his Snapchat. We don't actually know whether the fall was intentional or not.

What we do know is that he was, quote, acting erratically in the lobby of the hotel hours before. He was actually taken to his hotel room by the staff. But have a listen to this. Here's some audio of Liam Payne's Snapchat just moments before, really. Good morning, everybody. Here's a little video of me. It's rude to put hats on the table.

Sorry. It's a lovely day here in Argentina. This is the breakfast table. Just enjoying coffee and breakfast, even though it's like 1pm. Literally, we sleep in every day until it leaves 12. It's so, like... It's so, so tragic. He was only 31.

Like, he's so young. And I just can only imagine how his family must be feeling, fans of One Direction and his. And those boys in that band. The boys in that band. No one understands what those One Direction boys went through in that whirlwind except for them. And to lose one of them, whether they were getting on or not at the time.

Yeah, complete shock and disbelief, of them, whether they were getting on or not at the time. Yeah, complete shock. Yeah. And disbelief, I think they'd be feeling. Yeah, no one really believes it when they hear it for the first time. No. They're like, what? Yeah. Really?

Yeah, that is tragic. And that is the latest on the passing of Liam Payne. There's more up at Zitium online if you need more information. Bree and Clint. My parents are in town at the moment. So nice having them here. And we're sitting around the kitchen table this morning eating breakfast. And we were talking about my little nephew, Jonte, who's currently at kindy.

Yeah. And my dad said, oh, you wouldn't believe the drama that's happening at kindy at the moment. I said, what's happening at kindy? What's the kindy goss? Yeah. Yeah, what's the kindy tea? And apparently a couple of the kids have been suspended for a couple of days. Can you get suspended from kindy?

From kindy? Yeah. Apparently so. And I was like, oh, here we go. Yeah. What have the kids done? God, this is going to be bad. Yeah.

Apparently they were playing outside and it started to rain and the teacher told them to come inside and they didn't. And then she said to come inside and they didn't. So they got suspended for two days. No. True story. What kind of kindy is it? True story.

Is it some kind of strict Catholic? Well, I'm pretty sure like kindy teachers, you can't pick up the kids or like, you know, to bring them inside or do any of that anymore. So the kids just wouldn't come inside and then they got wet and, you know, you don't want the kids to be wet because then they could get sick and yada, yada, yada. God, that's crazy.

That is so over the top. And it made me think of like how different like our experiences were like when we were in like kindy age or like going through school and my dad i remember like his parenting techniques he would just let us do whatever we wanted pretty much like there was times where my brother and I, we'd be lighting fires near the wood pile because we had to have wood because it was very cold where I grew up. And my dad would walk over and he's us trying to light this little fire.

Do not do this at home, kids. And my dad would walk over and go, what are you guys doing? And then we'd be like terrified that we're about to get in heaps of trouble. Of course. And he'd be like, you need diesel to start a real fire. I'd be at least moved you away from the wood pile. I think he did. Like there'd be a little bit of

common sense and they're like we need that wood for winter. He just trusted us. Come over here. Like he just, he would come out to this open field. Taught us how to drive a car. Like I was driving a car when I was seven. You know, just trusted us. That's farm life though, right? Like you can. I think

it's also just our generation though as well. Like we did a lot more, weren't wrapped in bubble wrap as much. Yeah. You know, like we had trampolines that, you know, could have killed you. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, we had one of those spring trampolines that, you know, could have killed you. Yeah, yeah.

And I mean. We had one of those spring trampolines and I remember we had it for ages and one year our Christmas present from our nan was safety pads. After we'd already had the tramp for a couple of years, she was like, you know what, these kids will love safety pads. Yeah, this would have been good a couple of years ago, nan. You know, like you haven't really, you know what builds true character? Getting pinched by a trampoline spring right near you. Hoo-ha.

In your nether regions. That hurts. Kids today will never know that feeling. No. And they're missing out. I've got vivid memories of my dad driving me, like I don't remember a lot pre-school, but I have a memory of my dad driving me to kindy

on the tank of his motorbike. So I got to sit on the bike and he had like a trail bike, so it had a crossbar and I would hold the crossbar and sit on the front of the motorbike to go to kindy with like a push bike helmet on. You couldn't do that anymore. Oh, we didn't even have a helmet when we'd do that. Yeah.

But nah, nah, none of that no more. Someone said, because I was talking about how my dad was like, here, have some diesel. That's how you really get a fire started. Someone said petrol's how you start a fire. Diesel's actually better because you can keep it more well contained. Learned that from my dad. Less explosive.

Less explosive. Petrol's worse. Don't do that, though. Don't do it. I'm just saying. that's the difference. Yeah, right. Yeah. You can contain it more. Yes, I've already had a text about someone who got their

bum smacked as a child. Yes, those stories exist, but let's look for other ones. We want, what do you want? You want parenting techniques that these days would be frowned upon, but when you grew up, it's just what happened. Yeah. They'd frowned upon, but when you grew up, it's just what happened. Yeah. They'd be questionable now, but back in our day,

it was just the way of life. Oh, $100 a day, or you can text 9696. Dob your parents in. Yeah. What was the questionable parenting technique that you saw from parents or even grandparents? Bree and Clint. What was the parenting technique or moment that you can recall

that would be quite bad now, like would be questionable these days? My dad and I were talking this morning about the time he taught me how to drive a car when I was eight. He told me that the best way to start a fire is with some diesel and then gave me the diesel and me and my brother used to light fires. But he said, but you have to find your own matches. That was the safety, eh? Yeah, that was the safety, which I mean we had a lighter so we were good to go. So through a modern lens it's not okay, but back then it was so normal. What's the questionable parenting

technique that you experienced, Vicky? Well, I was born in 75. So back then it was no car seats, no seatbelts really in cars or anything. No seatbelts, yeah. And my father, so that's questionable to start with. Yeah. But my father won an Old Valiant. I remember it was shit-coloured brown.

It was the most, honestly, you could hear this thing coming up the road. And it had a hole in the passenger seat, like behind the passenger seat, so you could see the road when you were driving along the road. And so the deal was, whoever sat there had to be careful, not allowed to stand up,

da-da-da-da. Well, I happened to be standing up, stood up one day when Dad was driving along the road, and I lost all the skin off my right foot, proceeded to have about five months off school. Vicky. Vicky, are you telling me you fell out the back arse end of the poo car? No, I just stood up, and I was holding onto the seat, so my foot was just dragging along the road.

You went through the floor of the car while it was driving? Through the floor of the car, yeah, while Dad was driving up the road. We just left my Nana's place, so yeah. Oh, my God. Very questionable parenting, I would say. Well, yeah, I mean, these days they'd probably be like, you know, we'll cover the whole lot before we drive on the highway at 100 kilometres an hour. Vicky, tell me you've learnt from that and your car has a floor.

Oh, yeah, and seatbelts. And seatbelts. Oh, good, Vicky. tell me you've learnt from that and your car has a floor. Oh yeah, and seatbelts. And seatbelts. Oh good, Vicky. Wow, luxury. Well done. King of the castle. Well done, Vicky. Someone texted through and said, being given ginger wine or a nip of sherry while having a hot shower

after a winter swim in the Naki warms up the inside. To warm the kids up. I was aged eight to nine. Love it. Someone said, as kids, we would go and pick our parents up from the pub on our four-wheel quad bikes when they were too drunk to drive or even walk home at the age of about seven.

We knew what time the pub closed, so we would just show up because there were no cell phones. Yeah, that's, I mean, those are memories. Those are great memories of picking up mum and dad drunk. They have to pick you up though, don't they, when you grow up? So it's tip for tap. Yeah, exactly. Someone texted her and said,

questionable parenting techniques from back in the day, sleeping in the footwell of the car on the way home from parties. Like a dog. Yeah. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous parties. Like a dog. Yeah. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello.

What's the questionable parenting technique you experienced? Well, I was born in 88, so I grew up in the 90s. Yeah. And we used to get sent down to the dairy with a note from mum to go and get her B&H Golden Mile 20 pack of cigarettes. Hell yeah. I used to do this for my nan as well, Anonymous. I grew up in the 90s too and we'd be sent down, yeah, to the shop.

Yeah, I think we were about seven or eight maybe. And did you ever get questioned? I never got questioned if I had like a note saying these are for such and such. I love the idea that the note is all you need. Yeah. Yeah. Did you, I've always understood this. Anonymous, did you go on to become a smoker after that?

No, I did not. I did dabble in high school, but no. Yeah, but nah. Okay. Well, there you go. Yeah, well, you knew how to get them if you wanted them, right? Probably a good parenting technique. I was pissing my mum off in the car one day.

She stopped the car, made me get out and walk the four kilometres home while she followed me in the car, honking the horn and yelling at me to hurry the F up. Hashtag character building. Oh, we've all been kicked out of the car at one point in our childhood. I remember my mum kicked me out of the car one time right next to the cemetery and I nearly shit myself. I remember my mum kicked me out of the car one time right next to the cemetery and I nearly shit myself. I was so scared. Left me there for 10 minutes. Mum, if you're

listening, that traumatised me. 10 minutes is an age for a child. It is like forever. I got the wooden spoon on the hand once or twice when I was young, but my partner got the walk to the butt as a kid. Oh, jeez. Which side? Walk to the butt. Which side? I hope the rounded side.

Someone texted and said, my dad taught me how to drive when I was eight years old, and one weekend we had to go to Auckland from Rotorua. He had a plumbing job to do. Once he finished, it was around 8pm on a Sunday night and he was too tired to drive. So me being 12, I drove from Auckland to Rotorua. Oh my God. In our transit van while dad slept in the passenger seat. P.S. I'm 52 now, so that was a long time ago.

You were 12 and you were driving the transit van? That is insane. You must have been a good driver. My parents put a cold can of spates on my head when I knocked it while we were locked in my brother's front room. They were throwing a party. It was 1997. 97, what a year. And this was not so much a parenting technique

as just how things used to be. Someone said, I remember when a Code Brown at the public swimming pool was just scooped out. No pools were closed. Do they close the pool now? Yeah. Do they? Why? I think they close the pool so

they can do a full inspection of the pool and then I think they shock dose it with something, I think. I don't actually know but I think. But really. God, everything's so PC, isn't it? One poo per 10,000 litres, I think, you're good to go. God.

PC stands for poo crazy, eh? Poo crazy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're right, we've gone poo crazy in this society. We have. We've gone absolutely poo crazy.

Bree and Clint. Time for What's the Pl the plot once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented athletic not really but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do brian clint's What's the Plot? Twat is going to happen today. We are back at $50 cash after a loss last week. You had gone nine games in a

row without a loss. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. But we gave away $450. So we're back at square one. To take you on today is Kendall. Hi, Kendall. Hi, Kendall. Hi. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Do you know your movies? Oh, yeah. Not too bad, is it? Oh, she's humble. She's here to kick you while you're down. The look on Claudia's face is that Kendall definitely knows her movies. Does she work at a blockbuster or something? No comment.

Nah, nah. No, I don't. Where do you work? She's not calling from 2002. Kendall, where do you work? I actually work at a law firm called The Legal Stuff, but I'm currently on maternity leave. Oh, that means you're

watching everything! Well, in amongst doing, I think, a very, very important job. Kendall, I am going to read out movie plot lines. You are going to buzz in when you think you know the name of the movie that goes with that plot line. If you get two movies correct before Bree does,

you'll be a What's the Plot champion. Okay? Easy. Today, because we're back at square one and we are preparing for our jackpot to take off once more, we'll be talking about something else that takes off. Movies about planes. Okay.

Movie number one. This elite school is where the best of the best train to refine their elite flying skills. One hot shot fighter pilot is set to... Bree. Bree. Top Gun. Dang it.

Always good to get one on the board. But it means nothing, Kendall. It means nothing. Kendall, it's now very quickly become do or die for you. Yeah, that was real quick, yeah. Let's go movie number two. In 2009, a plane captain tries to make an emergency landing in a New York river after his...

Sully. She's back. Oh, dang it, man. I was just not fast enough. Aviation is not my forte. That's all good, Kendall. We have a consolation prize, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, mate. Oh, sweet.

Okay, that's not all bad. Oh, you're such a great sport. Call back anytime and play again, okay? Okay, sweet. Bree's like, you call back, I beat you 2-0. I'd love to play you again, you loser. I just think I had a good week, if I'm honest. Had a good week. We'll play again next week

for $100. Bree and Clint. Have you seen this viral pack and save video that's doing the rounds at the moment? Yeah, I saw it yesterday. It's one of those videos where they go around asking for help to see who would help them. And most of the time people are, oh, sorry, can't help. And then when someone does help them, then they give them a bit of money or whatever. The guy who's made the video is an Australian content creator.

His name's Samuel Wiedenhofer. He has been in New Zealand filming one of those videos that Bree explained. He was in a pack and save. I don't know where. I believe it was in Auckland, but I'm not 100% sure. He's got 7 million TikTok followers, this guy, by the way. He's popped up at a pack and save in New Zealand. He asked people if they would give

him some money to buy a baby formula. He's like, I don't have enough money. He's pretending, but that's the idea of the video. Trying to find someone who's willing to help and he shows all these people who say no. Which I always think is a bit mean, showing the people who said no in the video. Yeah, it's a little bit rough.

Because do they know you're filming them as well? And people are doing it tough at the moment. Totally. You know? But the nice part of the video is he eventually finds this couple who will help. This lady says oh yeah we have some money you can get some from my husband He then

in return for them saying yes we will help you he gives them $500 cash The lady starts crying and says, you don't understand what this means to me at the moment. And he says, why? What are you going through at the moment? And that's when this happens. It's a little bit hard to hear, but have a listen. May I ask what you're currently going through?

Everything. Tumour cancer. I'm raising two young babies. How old are they? One is two. The other one turns one in two weeks' time. I'm glad that I got to experience being a mum. So I don't.

What have the doctors said? 18 months. We're in month 10. Every day is a gift. What is something you would like to do? New York. With our best friend. Spoke about it for over 20 years.

It's gut-wrenching when you say that bit. She's a young mum. She has a two-year-old and an almost one-year-old. She's 10 months into an 18-month terminal cancer diagnosis. And it's one of those videos that to me, everybody always says it, but it's not until something like this you realise it, where they say you don't know what people are going through.

Yeah. Because in the video, you just go, oh. she looks like a normal person that's going about her day doing doing the shopping yeah and she yeah gets asked if she can help this guy and she puts her hand hand in her pocket straight away and helps him and just going through yeah a horrible situation say what you want about charity for social media's sake. It is a little bit strange when you see these things, but without it, this next thing wouldn't have happened.

What this content creator has done has then put a GoFundMe page up for this family. The lady's name is Adele because she says at the end of it that her dream is to go to New York City before she dies with her friends.

That's been her one lifelong dream is to- To bucket list thing. Go to New York and see her friend. He gave her $500. People have given her and her family, I just checked it. I just checked for the most up-to-date number. How much? $28,187.

Wow. Australian dollars, over 30000 in New Zealand money. That's going to be one hell of a holiday. And that's in 24 hours. That's unbelievable. I'm sure it won't all go on the holiday. I'm sure it will go into helping her family going forward and things like that. Putting stuff away for her kids. But yeah, it's beautiful.

It's amazing. It's beautiful. It's amazing. It's crazy. And you know, I always say this, social media can be a really dark, horrible place. Yes. But there is also a lot of good on social media as well and people spreading a lot of positivity and joy and doing a lot of good things. So it's nice to see. I went through the donations and there are some big ones, but mostly this money is made up from $10, $20, $30 donations.

But because this person's video has been seen by so many people, it just has the ability to be bigger. A little bit from a lot of people can go a long way. Yeah. If you want to see that video, look up Samuel Wiedenhofer, although I'm pretty sure it's going to come up in your feed tonight. Yeah. It's the biggest video on the internet at the moment.

It's huge. Bree and Clint. It's finally happened. The moment where I think my partner and I have seen too much. Okay. Gotten too comfortable. Yeah. A moment happened, something new in our relationship where I,

my parents are staying with us at the moment, which is really nice. And in the house that we live in has one small bathroom. Okay. One small bathroom. So we're all sharing a bathroom. And anyway, it was quite late and I was like, oh, everyone's had a shower. Finally, my turn. I'm going to go have a shower.

Yeah. So I jump in the shower, close the door, obviously, because my parents are there and don't want my mum seeing my bits or my dad, for that matter. Preferably neither of them. One of them had to see them though. Mum. Yeah. For sure

Yeah mum Because she's got the same bits Yeah Yeah I've seen hers when we were young Well I was young she wasn't Stop talking Anyway Can you tell I'm uncomfortable?

Anyway So I've got in the shower It's not a big deal And Mum's not there Mum's not there Definitely not there Neither's dad.

Dad didn't come in either. Neither of my parents saw me in the shower. Let's hope not. Anyway, so I've closed the door for some privacy and I've hopped in the shower and something that happens in the shower is sometimes, some people do this, some people don't. Oh, did you do a poo in the shower is sometimes some people do this, some people don't.

Oh, did you do a poo in the shower? Shut up. Oh, Bray. A waffle stomp in the shower, okay? Not while your parents were staying. I may have done a wheeze in the shower. Oh, right. Okay.

It was the point when I was... Just quick poll. I feel like it's fairly common. Everybody who wheeze in the shower say aye. Three, two, one. Aye. Oh, you guys are gross. Oh, you said silent. No, I do. I do. I do. I feel like there's

two kinds of people. People that are honest and say yes and people who lie about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, which is fine. Not a big deal, but at the point like mid-we, my partner walks in, sits down on the toilet, which is right near the shower, turns around, looks at me and goes, are you doing away in the shower? I was like, you don't have to call me out about it for God's sake. Was she doing a wee?

Yes. Oh, high and mighty on her toilet. Yeah. She's literally on her throne. And your porcelain bloody throne. It was just, I just, I don't know why, but I just found it awkward. I would feel quite violated, even though I was the one doing, in the wrong technically.

Yeah. Doing the wee. But we all do it. But we all do it, but it's still taboo. A little bit taboo. Well, I don't want to do it in front of anyone. It's a secret shame, isn't it? Secret shame.

Secret shame. I don't want to do it in front of everyone, like anyone, including my parents. Just question, and this is definitely too far, but I just need to check. Yeah. Do you like squat? I don't know how girls do it.

Do you like squat down in the shower for a wee, or just stand and let it go? No, you just go. Just go. It's quite freeing, actually. You must have been, again, this is too much. I'm sorry, this is too much. You must have been quite dehydrated for her to know that you were weeing.

Yeah. Because there's so much water coming down that if you were well hydrated, she wouldn't have actually known. I did not have enough water yesterday. You were severely hungover yesterday. Yeah. I was. Yes, you're right.

It was just, I couldn't believe her. I was like, if that was me, right? You've barged in on my private time. Like I'm having a shower. It's private. You barged in here. You sit down and then you call me out. I was like, if you did say it, say nothing.

If it was obvious. It was quite steamy. I know, but if it was obvious. It was quite steamy. I know, but if it was obvious, I feel like you'd have to say something for it to not be awkward. Nah, she could have said nothing. Oh, you would have liked nothing. Yep. And then we could all just leave it.

So she goes, are you doing a wee? And then what do you say? What did I say? I think I said, she said, oh, you're doing a wee. Oh, no, she goes, I can see that. Yeah. And I said, well, you didn't have to bloody point it out. Now you've made me feel awkward.

You know, you have to clean the shower this weekend, eh? I know. Even though everyone does it, you're the one who's been caught. So you have to. Yes, Ella? First of all, I think peeing in the shower is totally normal and should not be taboo. Second, question, Bree.

No, I'm not saying peeing in the shower is taboo. No, you're not. I just... Overall. There's some things, like I don't want to go poos in front of my partner. Some people do, though. Which is fine, but there's just a couple of things I want to keep a mystery. I wasn't standing up for my people.

I don't do that. So I have another question. When you shower with your partner, are you peeing when they're with you? No. No, no. That's disrespectful. That's disrespectful.

Alice realised she's the grossie. No, no. Both of us. Cute that you think people in long-term relationships still shower together. Aww. Yeah. You guys don't?

Unless the shower has four shower heads and everyone can be comfortable. Unless we're in some kind of water crisis. And even then my wife would be like, you can go without a shower. Yeah, be like, I'll shower. You can have a sponge bath. Let's ask the question,

because you've put the question, how comfortable have you become in front of your partner? I don't think that's what's happened. I don't think you are comfortable enough to do it. I think it's an accident that's happened with you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe I'm talking about from her side.

So do you want to ask? She's obviously comfortable enough to call me out. To call you out. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. How come?

Because I was going to say, what did your partner catch you doing? But. I reckon. Tell me the thing where you thought to yourself, something happened in your relationship and you thought, oh, we've gotten too comfortable with each other. Yeah, we've crossed a line. Yeah, we've crossed a line here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, Producer Ella, do you have one? Yes. He was cutting his toenails and then I was like, oh, can you do mine? And then in the moment when he was cutting my toenails, I thought this is too much. So that was a first and last. Because he was pruning you. Thank you for letting me share.

Did you find $50 after that? No. Okay, just checking. Was that weird? I love you. No, it's good. It's a good example. Good jump off. Bree and Clint. We's in the shower.

We's in the shower. Hot to go. We's in the shower. We's in the shower. Totally normal. Most of us, we in the shower. I in the private of my own bathroom last night. Privacy. In the private, from my privates.

In the privacy from your privates. In private. Yeah. In my bathroom. Yes. I was having a shower. Yes. And I did wee.

At that point, my partner came in, sat down on the toilet, and then looked over and then called me out about it. Are you doing a wee in the shower? it. Are you doing away with this house? Yes. Can you not make it obvious? So we've asked you what's the moment you realised that your relationship had crossed the line and you had become like too comfortable with each other, right? No one wants to come on here and talk with us in person.

But God, there's some good texts. Someone said, walked in on my girlfriend wiping her bottom. Had to do a double take because she was standing up. Never have let her live it down. Your poor girlfriend. We do have to stand up quite often. Girls, will you back me up? Quite, yeah.

My partner thinks it's weird that I'll stand up. Oh, yeah, sometimes you stand. Do you stand? No. Ever? No. So, wait, do you wipe from the front? No, just lean over.

Oh, okay. Lean forward. Yeah, that works. Yep. This is from a text message. I told my partner how big my poo was. As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I knew we had crossed a line.

Yep. No, taking that back. Oh my God, this text is hilarious. I've watched a friend pluck another friend's G string out of her crack because her nails were too wet. She was in a dress. Long-term

friendships look like this. I'd do that for a friend. Long-term friendships look like this. I'd do that for a friend. Long-term friendships look like this. I would 100% do that for a friend. I wouldn't. You wouldn't? No. But you chose to wear that cheese string.

You suffer the consequences. What if one of your- If one of my male friends- What if one of your mates goes- Decided to wear a cheese string. Oh, mate, these undies have gone way up my date. Can you pull out for me? I just had my nails done.

Absolutely not. My partner came in to do a wee while I was in the shower. He then sat down and said, whoops, I wasn't expecting to do a poo. Oh, no. So casual. He just didn't care. We'd only been together for six months at that time.

It had taken me that long to even do a fart around him. He was way too comfortable from the beginning. Married with two kids now. Yeah, why not? Good way to be. Be comfy. This one is an absolute ripper as well. It says, my wife and I were both busting for the toilet.

She got there first, sat down and told me I could pee through the gap between the seat and her legs. That's true love. That is true love right there. No, that is too far. God, that's going to bring a tear to my eyes. So nuts. That is such misplaced faith in your partner's aim as well. Yeah.

We do not possess that kind of accuracy. We don't. Yeah, it's hard to control, I've heard. Unless he was going to sit on the front of you, like, you know, you go tummy to tummy, and then he dangles it down like a lure. Yeah. Down through the gap.

Yeah. Well, couldn't he just squat? And point it down. I'm sitting here like this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I need to point my bits down. Yeah. And then he kind of sits.

Should we try it? And then holds it. Yeah. Should we simulate it? Yeah. Okay, you drop your chair down. So I'm sitting on the toilet. Yeah, the toilet is lower though.

Toilet is lower than that. Toilet here? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, the toilet is lower though. Toilet is lower than that. Is the toilet here? Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, that's... And then I'd have to come and hover. Yeah, and then you hold it. Hold it! Yeah.

Oh, that's quite good. I've got quite good... Is that too heavy for you? No, not too heavy for me. But you have to hold it down. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it'll dangle. I think it will work.

It'll hang. I think it will work. This works. This works. If anyone needs an option, if. Oh, it'll dangle. I think it would work. I think it would work. This works. This works. If anyone needs an option, if there's only one toilet in you. I think we go more literal. You tell me when you need to wee and I'll tell you when I need to wee. Oh, and we'll simulate it. And we'll simulate it. Or too far. I think we just

crossed the line. Yeah, I think we did. Yep, there it was. Six years. Six years, that's where the line was. That was the line. That was the line. All right. Let's take a breather, reset, and do a birthday banger.

This is not a drill. Six years it took. I'm going to take a toilet break. Okay, I'm coming with you. Oh, Andrew, dials at him if you want to know your birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for. Everyone know your birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.

Let's do your birthday bangers, i.e. the number one song when you turn 16. Michael's going to go first. G'day, Michael. Hello, Michael. Yeah. How's your day been, Mike? Yeah, all right. Not too bad.

Well, let's rate your day based on how much you like your birthday, Banger, which to do that, we need your date of birth. 24th of October, 2001. All right, that means you were 16 in 2017. So on the 24th of October, 2017, this was at the top. I've been poppin', poppin', man, I feel just like a rock star. 17, this was at the top. Post Malone and 21 Savage. What do you reckon, Michael?

Yeah, it's all good. It's all right. It was a big song for Posty. Sounds like it matches Michael's day. It's all right. Yeah, it's all right. It's all right. Okay, wait's all right. It's all right. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Susie and the kids. Hi, Susie. Hi, Susie. Hi. Hi, kids. Hi, guys. There they are. Hey, Susie, we just need your date of birth.

4th of February, 92. All right, that means you were 16 in 2008. And let's hope for a good one. Oh, it's an absolute banger, Suze. Yeah, it's a banger. Flo Rida and Lo. Are the kids into it? It was only this year that Bree and I realised the boots didn't have the fur on them.

It was boots and something that was fur. And the fur jacket. Like a fur jacket. Oh, yeah, yeah. Crazy, eh? Boots with the fur. Crazy. Yeah, boots with a fur. Okay, wait there.

That's a ripper. Let's go to Louise for the last birthday banger of the day. Hi, Louise. Hi. What have you been up to today, Louise? I'm just on the way back from my son's karate day. Hi, Louise. Hi. What have you been up to today, Louise? I'm just on the way back for my son's karate lesson. Oh, karate.

What belt is he? He is red at the moment. What comes after red? Green. I'm told green. Green. And how far away is red from black? Oh, but there's about six or seven belts

before black. Okay. Okay. He's on the way, though. Good to have him around, Louise, in a dark alley. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What's his, sorry, not his, what's your birthday, Louise?

Mine is the 30th of October, 1981. All right. That means you were 16 in 1997. And here's your birthday banner. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. in 1997 and here's your birthday banger. Fun. Aqua, Barbie Girl. What do you reckon, Louise?

Who doesn't like that song? Who doesn't like that song? It is a ripper from Aqua. Oh, tough. Because Susie really loved Flo Rida. But I feel like Barbie Girl is a bit more fun, so I'm going to vote for that. I'm voting low, Flo Rida.

Are you? Yeah. Claudia. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Claudia. You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel Okay

I think I am a Barbie girl But today's been a bit low So I want low God she had me On the edge of my seat Yeah yeah yeah I don't know where That was going

We go to Susie and the kids Who have picked up A birthday banger win Congratulations guys Let's go baby Let's go For Susie and the Kids who have picked up a birthday banger win. Congratulations, guys. Let's go, baby, let's go for Susie and the Kids. From 2008, it's a birthday banger on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Flowrider and T-Bain. It's a birthday banger for Susie and the kids. It was number one in 2008. Claudia, remember when Flo Rida followed you for like a week last year? Life. Best week of my life. Yeah.

Just right. You touched his sweaty hand at Friday Jams live. Yeah, we touched hands and then he followed me on Instagram. I don't know how he found me. But then, yeah, like we gladly unfollowed. He must have thought, I like what I see. He took one look at me and was like, yes, I am. And then he took another look and was like, no, thank you.

Actually, I think. He's like, I was drunk last week. I'm barking up the wrong tree. Two things on the way for you before 6 o'clock. Brie is going to explain urinal etiquette to the non-standing peers. Can I just say this is something I've just learnt literally today. As a standing peer, I'll be here to corroborate your urinal etiquette that you've prepared. Ladies, get ready to have your minds blown because this isn't something we have ever had to learn.

And I didn't know existed. Brian Clint. Last night, Celebrity Treasure Island crowned its newest champion and he joins us in the studio right now. Congratulations and welcome to JP Foliaki. What's up, fam? Thank you so much for having me. Big dog in the house the winner finally you can tell people everyone knows has it been hard to keep the secret yeah it definitely has especially

once the show started airing yeah and then people start recognizing you from the show because i can't lie i mean even on the show i'm happy that i didn't really have to tell any any lies to anyone because they'll be able to tell yeah it's been good but it's been hard to just to hold my breath yeah have you been getting recognized a lot from the show yeah it's cool because i think i have been recognized out and about for work that i've done in the past but a lot of it is in the pacifica community yeah so just for like a wider audience uh to me, it's pretty buzzy, especially like when I'm out for lunch with my nana and they're like looking at me and my grandma's like, we're at the hospital because my grandma wasn't well,

but she's still all good. And the nurses were asking for photos and stuff. My grandma's looking at me like, what the hell is going on? She's like, what's the hype? Pay attention to me. I am the patient here. I'm the patient here.

Just touching on that, I think that was one of my favorite things about this season is seeing the representation of Pacifica people that we had and just the things that happened on the show and seeing you guys just pretty much kill it. Dominate. Is that how you felt? Yeah, I definitely felt that.

And I think just for who we are as people and the values that we hold close to us, you know, working as a community and really pulling on our strengths and using like song, for example, as a way of not only showcasing our culture, but really helping us through tough, challenging moments. And we saw it so many times, like with Carmel and Gabby, with you in one of the final challenges. And it was just so beautiful. And you're such an amazing singer.

So I feel like it just hit that much harder. Thank you. And I think it's awesome for not only people in our community to see, but from beyond that. And just so that, you know, we really can make our mark in these mainstream games and these mainstream platforms that us as ourselves and our whole selves, we bring good entertainment. You know, we bring viewers.

Please keep putting us on these shows. We talked to Duncan Garner last week. He talked about how life-changing Celebrity Treasure Island was for him. He compared being on Celebrity Treasure Island to like being in prison. He said, you just got to go to bed, wake up, do your work. Go back to your bed, go to sleep, wake up, do your work.

Yeah, it's a little bit like that. But I think with the freedom of being able to, when you wake up, it's like sunrise. And when you go to sleep, you're in front of a beautiful sunset. Yeah. The restrictions though, yeah, there's some pretty tough restrictions.

Did you sneak anything onto the island? And you can be honest because Art Green's already admitted to us that on his season, he went in the night before and buried like 10 tins of corned beef. Crazy. So he could dig them up and eat them.

Man, I'm telling you this, for high school camps and stuff, I was sneaking everything in. But for this, I was like, I'm not going to risk it. I was like, I might get eliminated if they catch me trying to sneak in salt. And once had them rice and beans i wish i still snuck that in so you took nothing i took nothing who was your charity on the show uh the child fund they've got

an initiative called the water run yes yeah so they provide fresh drinking water for kids in the pacific have they been in touch since you won? Yeah, they're so grateful when I won my first 5K for the show. Yes. We had a Zoom call with them and the entire team, and they're so grateful, and they said, with that 5K, that helps 21 families get, I forgot the name of the resource, but it helps clean the water. Wow.

Just so that kids can have access to fresh drinking water. I think two weeks ago, there was actually a few kids in the Solomon Islands that passed away, just not from having that basic necessity of life. So to be able to get 5K, then 10K, and then win, that's going to help so many families. It really is a source of life, you know, and we take it for granted. Well, congratulations. You're in a very exclusive club now.

I hope when you walk back down the beach you sidestepped Christian Cullen as well, you know, just to Cullen as well. Oh, man. You know, just to really rub it in. Yeah, for cheating off your puzzle the whole time. Hey, cheat for charity. Cheat for charity. You are the Celebrity Treasure Island champion. Congratulations, JP Foliaki. Hello.

Thank you so much. Bree and Clint. I might be about to blow a few people's minds because my mind was blown when I read this article this morning. A thing called urinal etiquette. Rules that need to be followed by people using urinals. Do's and don'ts, people who stand up to we. Yep, there's do's and don'ts and a whole rule book.

And I'm about to spill the tea on it or spill the pee, if you know what I mean. You ever used a urinal? Can't say I've ever used a urinal, to be honest. In an emergency, you've never backed up to a urinal? Can't say I've, like, seen one all that many times either. Oh, okay. Like, whenever I go into

a male toilet and I feel like the gal pals will be with me on this, you feel real strange and I don't want to look at the urinal because I'm like, what? It would be weird for you guys if there's peeing in public going on. It's so weird to me. Because you guys always cubicle off,

don't you? How strange is that concept girls? It's so strange. And everyone just wheeze out in the open. It'd be like us just popping a squat. At a festival now, they'll just put like a trough and all the guys will just go up to it. Oh, yeah. And there'll be like 10 to 15 guys at a time.

So it's faster and more efficient. But yeah, we're all just wang out. I'm always like... Having a slash. So you see them? Bloody yeah. No, no, you don't. And I think this will be covered off in urinal etiquette.

So here's urinal etiquette 101. Welcome to my classroom. So this is the first rule. Let's say you walk into the toilet. There's five urinals. Yep. There are rules about which ones you

should wee at and which ones you shouldn't wee at. According to these rules, the one on the left, the far left, yes. The one in the middle, yes. The one on the far right, yes. So it leaves like a urinal in between each person. That's correct. So that's rule number one.

Further to that, if you walk in and there's five urinals and there's one person weeing, you use the urinal furthest away from the person peeing. If they're peeing in urinal two, you pee in urinal five. That was my next rule. Yes. That was my next rule. So if, yeah, you decide, you just need to be as

far away from that person as possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if someone decides... Which also by the way, I don't mean to jump the gun but it also means, it doesn't mean that if it's full, you don't go next to a person. Like if there's four people and there's one urinal, then you all go side by side.

Like you don't leave an empty urinal. Just keep your elbows to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Correct, correct. So the next rule that this article says is you never engage in chit-chat with anyone at the urinal. You look at the wall, take care of your business and leave. I'd question that one.

That's what this says. Are you a chit-chat man? No. What are you talking about if you are? So my mind goes to like an All Blacks game in Eden Park. Okay. There'll be a couple of platitudes like, geez, tight game. Mad wee.

I don't know if I could. I feel like it would throw me off. Or geez, busy in here. Do you talk to them but you're facing the wall or do you make direct eye contact? You look forward or up. You look forward or up. You never look in the eyes.

Yeah, yeah. There's also other rule. This one blew my mind, girls. This is going to blow your mind. So let's say you walk in and all the urinals are taken. Yeah. And there's obviously some stalls for doing number twos in your guys' toilets, I'm assuming, because I rarely go in there.

Yes. So then that means obviously you go to a stall. Yes. In this article it says you don't close the door if you're doing a wee in the stall. Yeah, you don't need to. Seriously? What the hell?

Yeah. What if someone goes rushing in there and they bump into you because you're in there because you haven't made it known that you're in there? So you just leave the door open? Yeah. What? Yeah.

That's wild. So that no one thinks you're doing a number two. What's so bad about that no one thinks you're doing a number two. What's so bad about it if they do think you're doing a number two? Well, there's just, I don't want people to think I'm doing a number two when I'm just doing a number one. Oh. Yeah. But girls think we're doing, could be doing a number two every time

because we have to close the door. Yeah. We don't close the door on the stalls for number ones. Yeah. Yeah. That one really blew my mind. I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah.

I think you were doing number twos or you were doing something dodgy in there if you closed the door. I would. Right. Oh my, I'm actually speechless. Isn't it interesting? Like just a world that we have no idea about. Yeah, yeah.

Not a clue. Are there any questions you want to ask us about our bathrooms? No, but I can reveal to you one last piece of urinal etiquette, which they won't write about in your article. Don't eat the urinal cake. Don't eat the urinal cakes is a big one. Don't touch them. Don't stand in the urinal.

Don't get your feet wet. No, if you're standing at a urinal, like at a sports game, or at a busy bar, and you're all standing at the urinal, and this, I mean, if somebody calls out, or at a busy bar and you're all standing at the urinal. And this, I mean, if somebody calls out, little boys wheeze while you're at the urinal, you have to drop your pants to your ankles and you have to lift your T-shirt up and hold it under your chin. You're joking.

And do a little boys wheeze if someone calls that out. But very rarely will someone call little boys wheeze. Is that universal? Does that happen often? No, very rarely. Like out. But very rarely will someone call little boys wees. Is that universal? Does that happen often? No, very rarely. Like I said, very rarely. But if it does, you know what to do. Hands to the ankles, t-shirt up under the chin. And if someone

calls out, the bubbler! The bubbler! You probably don't want to know what that is. The bubbler. Yeah, well, depends what kind of night you're up for. Yeah, exactly. Depends what code of rugby you play. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody.

Thanks for joining us. Friday on the show. It's been a long week this week. It has been a long week. I feel the exact same. We will be doing a Friday Oki One Direction tribute tomorrow. Yes, for Liam Payne, who tragically passed away today. And with the way we sing, it could be deemed quite insulting, this tribute.

It's come from a good place. Quite insensitive. It's come from a good place. Yeah. So that is all coming up. If you miss any of the show today, including us catching up with spoilers, Liberty Treasure Island spoiler alert 3, 2, 1, the winner, JP Foliaki, that's in the podcast.

Yeah, you can catch that in the podcast. We also talked about urinal etiquette. If you don't know what that is, maybe you should get the podcast. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Have a great night. See you later. Bye-bye. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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