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G'day everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, live from level 4 lockdown, on another Friday going into a weekend at home.
You well stocked for the weekend?
Uh, my partner went shopping today so then we don't have to do it on the weekend, so I'm stoked with that.
Yeah, oh for food? Yeah. Yeah right, on the weekends. I'm stoked with that. Yeah. Oh, for food?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Why?
What did you?
Booze.
Oh, that's the same.
We can get booze from the supermarket.
Yeah, beer and wine.
Beer and wine.
Not getting the hard shit.
No, we've got all our-
You're not at that.
We've got our bar drinks trolley where we've got all the spirits if we want to do that.
Oh, yeah.
What's the go-to at the moment?
A mojito.
Oh.
Yeah, my partner used to work on the super, yeah. What's the go-to at the moment? A mojito. Oh.
Yeah, my partner used to work on the super yachts, so like some of the cocktails.
Good point.
You said the other day, you're like,
I quite enjoy a rum old-fashioned.
And in my head, I was like, who's this bish?
Yeah.
So she's whipping you up a rum old-fashioned.
Like people on super yachts learn to make every cocktail under the sun.
So that's a very good plus.
Speaking of which, I bought the hipster rum.
Are you going to have an old-fashioned?
Nice.
I might ease my way into it.
I might just have rum on ice.
That's not easing yourself into rum there.
That's the opposite.
It's a spiced rum, though.
Rum old-fashioned is easing yourself into rum drinking.
Oh, I was having rum and Coke.
It's a Cuba Libre, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll start with that.
Diet Coke or normal Coke or Coke Zero?
Normal Coke, full fat.
Full fat.
You like, oh, jeez, look at that.
I don't trust the other ones.
I do love a Coke full fat.
Yeah.
If I'm feeling naughty.
It's, um, Coke full fat is organic.
Is it?
Yeah.
Do you guys remember Coke Stevia?
Yep.
Is it not around anymore? No, I don't. Coke Stevia? Yep Is it not around anymore?
Coke Stevia is just Coke no sugar
Ah
Nah nah nah
It's got a green band around it
And it tastes weird
What if I have a rum and vanilla Coke
Is that a cocktail?
I love vanilla Coke
Vanilla Coke is the worst
They don't sell it anymore but with rum it used to be really good
They don't sell vanilla Coke anymore Coke rum it used to be really good. They don't sell vanilla Coke anymore.
No, Coke and lime used to be really good.
They don't sell that anymore.
Yuck.
With rum, it was awesome.
But I can just whack a lime in there.
Could do.
My friend Megan, who works with us, it was her birthday last week in lockdown,
and I got her a present and she likes really weird
soft drink flavours.
So I was at the supermarket and I saw her favourite is Fanta pineapple.
That's her ultimate favourite.
Delish.
Formerly known as Fanta spider.
Yeah, but they didn't have that at the supermarket that I was at
so I got her a flavour she'd never seen before,
and it was Fanta Kiwi Strawberry.
When did they decide that Fanta was interchangeable?
Because Fanta's meant to be orange soda.
I love Fanta.
The orange one.
Yeah, good on a hangover.
Fanta Grape.
I was just going to say Fanta Grape.
Or Blueberry.
Fanta Blueberry is good.
Did you guys ever have the Pepsi Crystal?
No.
Whoa.
What's Pepsi Crystal?
It's cola, but it's completely clear.
It looks like lemonade.
When was that a thing?
It comes and goes.
You can still get it in Japan.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
That's wild.
I don't know how they do it But you drink it It's like invisible Pepsi
Did you guys not have a drink
That came in a glass bottle
And it was called Spritz
And in the background
On the sticker would be
Like the fruit of the flavour it was
Do you remember those?
And I always loved the strawberry ones
Those were fantastic
They were clear
Fizzy drink
But it tasted like the flavour
My uncle used to work at a, well, he still does,
but he used to work at a different cold distributions company.
I love places like that.
They run the trucks that take all the cold foods around.
And every now and then for Christmas,
he would get access to a couple of cases of Spritz.
I loved Spritz when I was a kid.
Shit, we felt fancy as a kid having a Spritz.
And knowing that we had 12 of them in the fridge,
we felt like the king of kings
I remember when we were kids and my mum would be like
What soft drink do you want?
And we'd be like can we have a spritz?
They were the best
Did you guys have apple ties?
Apple ties
Sparkling apple juice
We still have that for Christmas
We had it for Christmas too
But it was for the kids
Mum likes the older one.
Grape ties.
The old looking one.
Oh, I love grape ties.
But you know the actual sparkling fruit juice that looks like a champagne bottle?
Nah.
You don't know the one you get at the warehouse for like three bucks?
Nah.
I'm big on Ribena these days.
I always get Ribena in my shopping.
Nice.
Always.
I've started buying bags of cookies
Is that your thing at the moment?
Do you know what's a good deal at the moment?
Just old man
Like just chocolate chips
Do you get Chips Ahoy?
Huh?
Chips Ahoy
Chips Ahoy
Do you guys have those here?
We had them for a bit
But I don't think anymore
The flat ones right?
Nah buy a bag of Farm Bake
Nah Clint
Clint spend a couple more dollars
They have half a kilo
Cookie time ones
Do they?
Oh they're so good
I bought a packet of Tim Tams
Last week
And I was like
God
I just never buy stuff like that
And I was like
This is so good
I can't do it
But you can
Once you realise you're an adult
And you can buy whatever the hell
You want in the groceries
Yeah I literally was like
If I want to
I don't do that
Because I'll eat it
Like ooh
That's the best bit Oh now I want to That's but I don't do that because I'll eat it.
That's the best bit.
That's what I miss about going home.
Mum and Dad always have that stuff.
We're having homemade pizzas tonight.
I haven't had pizzas for five weeks.
I think we're going to make some bread tonight. Do you make the dough?
Yeah, we're going to make the dough.
From Clint's wife's Instagram.
The what?
The bread.
Oh, that bread's really good.
Four ingredient bread.
No need
Four ingredient
Oh I've seen this on the internet
I do like a need though
You don't need to
There's no need
You don't need to
There's no need
Oh that's a good point
To do an international
Birthday banger I think
Let's do it
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's Brian Clint's
Birthday banger
The podcast
Your birthday bangers
When you can't call the show
You just comment on our
Brian Clint Podcast Family
Closed Facebook page
It's called the
Brian Clint Podcast Family
Join it, comment
And eventually we'll get to do yours
I don't think we've ever been to China
For a birthday banger
Oh my god, I'm so excited
We've got one today
Jace Jian
Yeah, Jian I'd say
Jin
Jian I'd say Jace Jace Jian. Yeah, Jian, I'd say. Jin? Jian, I'd say.
Jace, Jace Jian.
Yeah, from Shanghai, China.
So cool.
Thanks for writing in, Jace.
That's awesome.
You were born on the 1st of August, 1990.
I don't have the computer.
So you were 16 in 2006, and here's your birthday back.
I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you, boy And when that's gone, we'll see and here's your birthday bag.
Shakira.
We played this song on the radio show today.
You won't get that in the podcast, but weird for it to come up again.
Good song, Shakira and Wycliffe Jean.
It was such a vibe in the 2000s.
Let's do another one for Catherine Steele from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
Maybe we're related.
My mum's maiden name is Steele, spelt the exact same way as yours, Catherine.
You were born on the 13th of July in 1988, so you were 16 in 2004.
And on that day, was number one American Idol winner Fantasia
Oh
I missed this one
Yeah
Remember I told you
I had my rock phase
I was deep in my rock phase
In 2004 Actively shunning things Like American Idol This is a tune Remember I told you I had my rock phase? I was deep in my rock phase in 2004.
Actively shunning things like American Idol.
This is a tune.
It sounds like a song from Frozen.
Yeah, kind of.
One more for Kylie Rawlings from Melbourne.
G'day Kylie.
My bloody fellow Aussie.
You were born on the 25th of October 1984.
So you were 16 in the year 2000.
And Kylie, here it comes, your birthday banger.
Great song.
For too long, I bought into the hype that U2 sucked And everyone's like
They forced their album onto your iPhone
They suck
I still don't like them for that
I still don't agree with what they did
Yeah
But I don't believe they suck
This is an absolute banger
And they're a great band
I'm voting for it
I'm voting for it too
Easy
Job done
Kylie Rawlings from Melbourne
You've done it Kylie
You little ripper
I mean would have been better
if you got Kylie Minogue
that would have been good too
or JK Rowlings
she doesn't have a song
does she
I bet she's got that song
Dumbledore
what about that song
where it's like
where they mention
JK's still rolling
yeah
Tiny Tempo
Tiny Tempo enjoy your song Kylie have a great weekend everybody see you later thanks guys see you later Where they mention JK's still rolling. Yeah, Tiny Timbers. Tiny Timbers.
Enjoy your song, Kylie.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
See you later.
Thanks, guys.
See you later.
Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two.
What a way to start the weekend.
Kia ora, everybody.
Brie and Clint, happy Friday.
Just saying to Brie, you know you like somebody
when you're shopping for a gift for them
and you order the website price high to low
instead of low to high.
That's when you really know the friendship is good.
Yeah.
You want to show your love just by spending some more money on them.
Depends if you're going for the high to low
and then you order the real small bottle.
Oh, I see what you mean.
You know?
Yeah.
Go big or go home, right?
It's not the thought that counts.
It's the price of the gift.
What would you rather get?
The bottle that's cheaper but bigger or the bottle that's more expensive but small?
How much smaller is it?
Like half.
But it's better?
But it's better. But it's better.
Significantly better?
Well, I don't know.
If it's significantly better, I'd rather have half a great one than a lot of a crap one.
Nah, bring on the crap one.
Yeah?
Yeah, well, I don't know.
Speaking of which, I saw a Snapchat from Joel, who helps us out on this show sometimes,
who's gone and purchased some alcohol for his night.
He bought Kristoff.
Do you remember Kristoff?
Oh, yeah.
It's been a while since I've stooped that low.
They still make it.
Yeah.
How much do you reckon a bottle of Kristoff vodka goes for?
I reckon from memory, you're buying, what size are we talking?
They're like 700 mils.
700 mils.
I reckon you're paying $24.95.
It's got a click.
Yes, I'm over 18 years of age.
$13.99.
No way.
See, I would buy that then.
It's a litre.
I'm buying one of those right now for the weekend.
What a bargain.
Oh, treat yourself a bit better than that, New Zealand.
Christoph, I'm getting on that bandwagon.
Oh, no, sorry. No, that's the percentage.
Oh.
How much is it?
It's not letting me through.
I don't think it needs to check my ID.
We'll figure it out. We'll bring you the price
of vodka across New Zealand throughout the show.
I need to know. I can't keep
going until I know.
Alright, I'm just having to select a store.
What colour is it again?
It's red, eh?
It's red, yeah.
I don't think it's on here anymore.
Well, if anyone's interested.
No, I was right.
It's $12.99 for one litre.
It's $12?
I mean, well, can you really be mad?
Can you really be upset?
Drink responsibly, Altair.
That's our message.
Yeah, drink responsibly, but also drink smarter.
Oh, spend an extra eight bucks on yourself.
You know, you're worth it.
Your hangover tomorrow is worth the extra eight bucks.
What can you get for an extra eight bucks, though?
It's a good question.
Is it still a litre?
I don't know.
Back to the original question.
What if I'm making a punch for the party when we get out of lockdown?
Then buy the Kristoff.
Buy the Kristoff.
No one will see it in the punch.
Just hide the bottle at the bottom of the recycling.
Let's start the show off with 50 bucks cash.
Thanks to KFC this afternoon with Tradie vs Lady.
Yeah, if you want to play, call through now.
0800 DIAL ZM.
The ladies picked up their first win for the week yesterday.
Can they go back to back
or are the tradies coming
hard and strong?
The prize today includes a litre
of Christoph vodka. Oh, I want
to play. Free and Clint's at M.
Free and Clint.
Free and Clint.
Tradies
versus ladies.
The tradies on an absolute blinder at the moment, sitting at 78.
The ladies, 74.
But what will happen today?
We will meet our lady first.
She's 28 years old from Tarmac in Makoto,
and she's a competitive gymnast, or at least she was for 12 years.
Welcome to the show, Tanisha.
Hi, Tanisha.
Hey, guys. How's it going?
Good, thanks.
What was your best apparatus?
Oh, I'm going to say floor.
Floor.
Floor.
You're our second gymnast of the week.
We had a man who loves the pommel horse on earlier this week.
Awesome.
Good chat.
Okay, cool.
Okay, let's meet our tradie.
He's 26 years old.
He's also from Tamaki Magoto,
and he trained with the Hurricanes.
Whoa!
Oh, for one day.
Welcome to the show.
It's Brendan.
G'day, Brendan.
Yeah, g'day, guys.
How's it going?
What position do you play?
I did play hooker at the time,
but unfortunately, yeah, at eight years old,
probably wasn't quite big enough to make the real squad.
Oh, never say never. I forgot about the age eight bit. Right, I gotcha, got unfortunately, yeah, at eight years old, probably wasn't quite big enough to make the real squad. Oh, never say never.
I forgot about that age eight bit.
Right.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I was like, why did the hurricane kick in?
You made me sound washed up.
Yeah.
Well, are you?
Oh, yeah, to be fair.
You hit your peak at age eight.
Didn't we all?
Absolutely.
At age eight, you would have been training with Jonah Lomu
and Christian Cullen.
I was.
Yeah, I got photos of them.
It was, yeah, it was bloody top. Oh, okay.
Now it's cool again. I'm way back into it.
Very cool. Yeah, awesome. Okay, here we go.
Brendan, your buzzer is tradie.
Tanisha, your buzzer is lady. And first
to three gets 50 bucks thanks to KFC.
Alright, here we go, guys. Question number one.
Apple launched their latest version
of their iPhone this week. What number
model is it? Tradie. Yes, Brendan.
13. It is 13. Spot on. Lucky for some. What number model is it? Tradie. Yes, Brendan. 13.
It is 13.
Spot on.
Lucky for some.
Question number two, one to the tradies.
Who are the All Blacks playing this weekend?
Tradie.
Yes, Brendan.
Argentina.
That is correct.
Tanisha, the tradies are sitting on two.
You need this one to stop Brendan, okay?
All right. Let's do it, Tanisha. Question number three are sitting on two You need this one to stop Brendan, okay? Alright
Let's do it, Tanisha
Question number three
Suffering Thuckatash
Is a saying from which famous cartoon?
Tradie
Yes, Brendan, for the win
Sylvester the Cat from Looney Tunes?
You got it
Oh, he's a worthy last man
An absolute blitzing this afternoon.
Brendan, congratulations.
We've got 50 bucks cash for you.
Yo, how good.
I have to wait till level three to use it, but how good.
How good.
Who said you peaked at age eight, Brendan?
Look at you now.
Hurry up.
Bree and Clint.
Big day in music today.
This is exciting.
Rolling Stone has released a brand new list of the top 500 songs in history.
Yeah, this is cool.
So greatest songs of all time, essentially, list.
And it hasn't been done for two decades.
Yep.
So this is big.
A lot of music's come out since then.
Oh, yeah, well.
Yeah, like that Wycliffe Jean song.
I mean, like Sean Paul.
Yep.
Get Busy.
Yep, like every Shakira song.
Yep.
Lots of songs have come out.
More than 250 artists,
musicians and producers
from Brit pop singer Sam Smith
has now been added to the list. Yeah, I reckon
he should be on there. Yep, to American rapper
Megan Thee Stallion. Oh, okay.
She's on the list. To
Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward.
He's made the list. What, just
the drummer from Black Sabbath? Well, it says, yeah, Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward, he's made the list. What, just the drummer from Black Sabbath?
Well, it says, yeah, Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward.
Yeah, right, okay.
Anyway, they've all made the list,
but I thought we could roll through what was the old top ten,
greatest songs of all time according to Rolling Stone,
and then the new top ten.
Okay, cool.
Cool, so let's go through the old top ten first.
Let's do the top.
We'll do the top ten 10 i'll just name the um
the bottom five uh ray charles what i say is number 10. uh coming in number nine was nirvana
smells like teen spirit yep uh number eight was the beatles hey jude uh number seven chuck berry
johnny be good oh that's such a good song that's the one on back to the future yeah johnny be good
such a good song um number six was the beach Back to the Future, right? Yeah. Johnny B. Goode. Such a good song.
Number six was The Beach Boys, Good Vibrations, Absolute Tune.
And let's now do the top five.
This is where we focus on.
So this is the original top five of the Rolling Stones top 500.
From 20 years ago.
Okay, cool.
Okay, so coming in at number five was the Queen Bee herself, Aretha Franklin.
And Respect.
Yeah.
Pay it the respect it's due.
Oh my God.
Such a tune.
Okay, number five.
Coming in at number four
is Marvin Gaye, What's Going On.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Yeah, very important song, this.
What's going on?
Oh, what's going on. For the civil rights movement.
Great song, yeah.
Coming in number three for the old top ten best songs of all time for Rolling Stone
was John Lennon.
Imagine all the...
Were you going to say John Legend?
I was about to.
Just because it's imprinted in my brain.
I was like, wait, that's not right.
Also a very important song.
This is a lovely song.
Chrissy Teigen's husband's a great singer.
Well, in fairness to John Legend, also an incredible singer.
Coming in at number two for the old list, The Rolling Stone.
That was from 1965.
But the one topping the list at number one for the old top ten was Bob Dylan.
How does it feel?
Oh, yeah.
It's true.
How does it feel?
He's just sold the rights to his entire back catalogue as well.
Has he?
Yeah.
He's like, I'm almost done with it.
Let's just sell it.
Just get a bit more extra money out of it.
100%.
He got a lot of extra money.
But let's talk about the new top 10.
Okay, what's changed?
The one that they've just done.
Yeah, where's Justin Bieber?
Yeah, well, let's do from the bottom.
Do you want to hear from number 10?
Yep.
Coming in number 10, this is a new one, OutKast Hey Ya.
Okay.
Was number 10.
Coming in number nine was Fleetwood Mac, Dreams.
Oh, yeah.
Is that because of TikTok?
Maybe.
TikTok got it in there.
I'm just going to leave number eight.
We'll come back to that one.
Right.
Coming in at number seven, The Beatles, Strawberry Fields Forever.
Yep.
Which is an absolute bop.
Number six was Marvin Gaye, What's Going On Again.
Oh, it's dropped down two places.
Yeah, but he still made the list.
Coming in at number five, let's do this.
This is the new top five for the greatest songs of all time,
according to Rolling Stone.
Coming in at number five, it's Moved Up, it's Nirvana.
Weird for a song to go up, you know?
Yeah.
Did the songs above it get worse, or did this get better with time?
That's a great point.
You know?
That's a great point.
Coming in at number four for the new top ten best songs of all time, Bob Dylan.
Which was number one 20 years ago.
Yeah, right, okay.
He bumped down a few spots. I feel like they do some of these things to cause controversy, you know? Yeah, right, okay. It's been bumped down a few spots.
I feel like they do some of these things to cause controversy.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, but that's fine.
Number four now is Rolling Stone, yeah.
Yep.
Number three, oh, God, I love this song, Sam Cooke.
Change is going to come.
This is a beautiful song.
Which obviously came out of the 60s.
Yes.
It didn't make the list last time.
No.
But they've added it.
Well, they've subbed out the Marvin Gaye song for this song.
Love.
They're both civil rights movement songs and they've switched.
Yep, good.
God, I love that song.
Coming in at number two for the new top ten best songs of all time
is Public Enemy.
Got to fight the power, baby.
Fight the power.
Fight the power.
Fight the power.
Massive, massive movement song, this one.
This is also older than 20 years, though,
so it was around and now it's only just entered the list.
Yeah, that was 1989 that song came out.
Yeah.
But let's talk number one.
What was the top of the top for the best song of all time,
according to Rolling Stone?
It was Aretha Franklin.
It's gone from number five to number one.
Hey, you'll be happy with that.
She would be.
Yeah.
Which is awesome.
Totally, you know, can respect that.
But I want to go back to number eight
because I feel like, you know, you said at the start,
you know, where's the Justin Bieber's and the...
Because there's not many songs from the last...
Yeah, where's Migo's?
...20 years, you know, in that.
Yeah.
This was the only song in the top 10 that is from the last 20 years
and just.
It's Missy Elliott.
It's such a great song.
This is the only top 10 song to be released in the last 20 years.
Oh, and Outkast, Hey Ya, which came in at number 10.
Oh, yeah, right.
But this one did better at number 8.
Yeah.
We should do this for Friday Oaky as a tribute.
I'm pretty sure we've done it.
Oh, we did this one.
Yeah, we have done it.
Yeah, right.
Well, we're ahead of the curve, aren't we?
This I found interesting today.
Microsoft have announced that they are getting rid of something
that everybody has to use, is what I'll say.
Space bar.
No, they're not getting rid of the space bar.
Quite useful, space bar.
Yeah, actually.
Always know where it is.
You can bash it, you know.
Probably more get rid of the command bar.
Yeah, get rid of the Fs. You know, the F1, F2, F3. Yeah, get rid of those command bar. Yep. Get rid of the Fs. You know,
the F1, F2, F3. Yeah, get rid
of those. What are they doing?
Nah, one more guess.
What do you think Microsoft's getting rid of?
Microsoft, that little
paperclip guy that helps you in Microsoft
Word. I don't
know if he's still around, but if he is, I hope they're not getting
rid of him. Was his name Mr. Clippy?
Mr. Clip.
Something like that.
Were his tips ever any good?
Who knows?
Clippy is split.
No, Microsoft have announced that they are getting rid of passwords.
What?
Yeah.
From today, passwords will become a thing of the past for Microsoft users as it gives you the option to turn them off worldwide.
This seems shifty from Microsoft.
Do you think?
Well, how are people going to have security?
Well, a good question.
Instead of using passwords,
Microsoft users can use the Microsoft Authenticator app.
So on your phone, you can have the app.
I don't like this.
You can use Windows Hello.
I don't know what that is. You can have the app. I don't like this. You can use Windows Hello. I don't know what that is.
You can use a security key.
Is that like those bank
cards where it's got the number grid
and you have to figure out what it is? I hate those cards.
Can you find the fire... Pick
all the pictures with the fire hydrant in it.
Or a verification code sent
to your mobile phone or email
address. You've
grown, but I would rather that than remember a password
and change your password every six weeks.
I guess that's true.
We use Microsoft here at work, and it is a punish.
Every six weeks you have to come up with a new password,
and nobody has that much storage in their brain for that many passwords.
I never remember my new password.
No, neither do I.
So it's just pointless.
So just text me. Just text me and go, yours. No, neither do I. So it's just pointless. So just text me.
Just text me and go, yours.
No, they do that too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have to do both.
Yeah.
I think it's a good thing.
I think passwords are frustrating.
And there's so many passwords for so many things.
I know, but it's such a nice way to remember the first pet you had.
You say that, that's a really good point.
According to this research, 15% of people use their pet's name for a password, while
others used family names and important dates like birthdays.
40% of people say they use a formula for their password, like winter 2021, and then their
password will become spring 2022.
It's a good way to do it.
Oh yeah, okay. And then you just have to go, what's my a good way to do it. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
And then you just have to go, what's my password?
What season is it?
Oh, yeah, cool.
Sweet.
But they said that if you do things like this,
your account is way easier to hack.
Well, suck it, Microsoft.
I don't use any of those.
Those passwords.
Nah.
Yeah, what is your password?
Nice try.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Destiny's Child, an independent woman.
We're going to butcher a Destiny's Child song today for Friday Oaky.
Absolutely.
We've got the meat cleavers ready.
And rearing.
I'm Beyonce.
Bree is Michelle.
She's Michelle.
No, I'm Beyonce.
No, I said it first.
I'm Beyonce.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Now, you know who's actually Beyonce?
Dean.
Yeah, Dean.
Dean, you're our Beyonce.
Bree's still Michelle because I'm Kelly Rowland.
No, I'm the Latoya and Natalia.
Remember the two that got kicked out of the group in like 1993 or whatever?
I remember.
Those poor girls.
I remember them.
Yeah.
Yep, there's an awkward cover where there's four Destinies children
and then the next album there was just three
and no one talked about it.
Everyone just was like, move on.
Hey, Dean, you've got details on who's going to be the next James Bond
after Daniel Craig.
So crazy.
So Daniel Craig has been playing this character for 15 years,
five movies and so much money.
They offered him $100 million to do more,
and he just was like, you know what?
I'm over it.
He's got enough money.
Here's the thing.
They've actually done a bookie's odd as to who they think will be the next Bond.
Here are some of the odds.
So Tom Hardy, he's actually one of the frontrunners at five to two.
They think that he would be a very good Bond.
Probably me.
Don't take this the wrong way anyway.
But they said, you know, he's 44 now.
By the time the next Bond comes out that he would have done,
he'll be 50.
Craig's already 53.
They think that he might not be the best choice.
Whereas Bridgerton star Regé-Jean Page,
he's got an odd of three to one.
I think he'd be a really cool choice as well.
He's so hot too.
Other people think, oh, so ridiculous.
I'd be there, front row centre watching that one.
Idris Elba's being considered Henry Cavill.
Oh, yeah.
Idris Elba for the win.
He'd be good with me.
He's too old.
He's too old.
I've said this before.
He's too old.
He looks so young.
It doesn't matter, though.
The James Bond character is like late 30s.
And you have to have, like Daniel Craig,
you have to have a 15-year runway.
If Idris Elba's 50, he'll be 65 in his last Bond movie.
Some Bonds only did one or two films.
Yeah, right.
Who else did you say?
Henry Cavill.
Henry Cavill would be great.
Henry Golding.
Yeah, he's been considered.
He's at odds of 25 to 1.
He's not that great.
Who did you say Ellie Goulding
Henry Goulding
He was the star
Of Crazy Rich Asians
He's in
What else was he in
Oh yes
He's awesome
He'd be great
Yeah
It's a huge honour
To become James Bond
And I hope they do
What Dean's talking about
And they diversify it a bit
You know
We've had a lot of white guys
Hey we need some
We need some change.
I think now is the perfect time.
What, for an old bomb?
No, for someone different.
Free and Clint.
Breaking free money news.
Clint's giving me and the producers
$100 out of his own pocket
Well done guys, producers
How stoked are you?
But I might be able to get you $100
From your pocket?
No, not from my pocket
There's not $100 in my pocket
The news today is a CEO of a New Zealand consultancy firm
Called Radically
His name is Dan Teo
Has given each of his employees
100 to spend at their favorite local oh what a guy what a guy go dan um he's restarting the economy
uh they were asked to buy something they could enjoy immediately as in don't save this please
go and spend it uh or when auckland moves down alert levels so So we would go and spend it at a cafe kind of thing.
Absolutely we would.
I'm interested, how many employees does he have, does it say?
Yeah, it doesn't say.
Because if it's one employee, I mean, awesome,
but not as big of a deal as if it was 100 employees.
I see what you're saying.
But each employee you have brings money into the company,
so more employees make you more money, so you've got more money to give out.
I don't know how business works.
I just know that we should be calling Ross Boss right now and asking him if he wants to give us $100.
Yeah, where's our $100?
If he cares about the local economy, he'll give us $100.
No, we've got to be serious about this.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm deadly serious.
I think he needs to give us $100.
Hello? Ross, Bree and Clint. G'day, Ross. Hello, I think so. I'm deadly serious. I think he needs to give us $100. Hello? Ross, Brian Clint.
G'day, Ross. Hello, Brian Clint. One question
for you. Do you care
about the local economy?
How local? New Zealand.
Do you want New Zealand businesses
to recover after this lockdown?
Okay. What's the gag? No, do you? No, no, no. You have to answer. Just lockdown? Okay.
What's the gag?
No, do you? No, no, no.
You have to answer.
Just answer the question.
Do you want New Zealand business to recover after lockdown?
Technically, yes.
Technically, yes?
Then technically you need to give us $100 each, please,
so that we can go and invest in the local economy
and get business moving.
All the bosses are doing it.
Yeah.
All the bosses.
I'll bring up your paycheque from last week.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Just put your $100 on there.
No, no, no, on top of that, on top of that,
because that's all accounted for.
This is money that we, you want us to go and spend it.
You want us to take it.
Are you saying you want me to pay you another $100 for your week's work?
No, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, including the producers slash everyone else that works for ZM.
Yeah.
And that'll blow our entire budget for the year.
I mean, I think it's gorgeous salary.
Yeah, no, no, you're missing the point, man.
This is the extra money.
This is extra, okay?
We're not going to restart the economy with our salary, all right?
We need that.
Can you put it straight back into things that are just totally for me?
Yeah, well, if you start a cafe, I'll come and spend it at your cafe, sure.
And I'll buy some beers and then let you enjoy drunk me for me. Yeah, well, if you start a cafe, I'll come and spend it at your cafe, sure. And I'll buy some beers and then let you enjoy drunk me for free.
Can you give me the beers?
Can I take the cash equivalent of this myself?
Yeah, you can.
We can share the beers.
You can give yourself $100.
We just need a quick answer, man.
We're doing our bit out here on the radio to restart the local economy,
and we want to know, are you in or are you out?
Of this specific idea, I'm very out.
Oh, no, I played the wrong sound effect.
Screw you, Ross.
So you don't care about local visitors?
Not the ones that you want to spend money on.
Good to know, Ross.
Good to know.
Good to know.
Look, I think one of the most annoying things after,
you know, when you're maybe on a night out drinking is getting the hiccups.
Oh, alcohol hiccups.
Alcohol hiccups are the worst.
So embarrassing.
They're so embarrassing.
Getting the hiccups in a group setting is weirdly embarrassing.
Well, then people think you're way more intoxicated.
Yeah.
They're like, ooh.
I get food hiccups quite regularly.
Yeah, if you eat an apple too fast. If I eat anything too fast Yeah, if you eat an apple too fast, you've...
If I eat anything too fast, and I always eat an apple too fast.
Why? Because you love apples? Because they're delicious?
No, because I'm grossed out by used fruit,
and as soon as I bite into it, I know it started ageing.
It's your used fruit.
I don't know why I am the way I am, but I need it gone quickly.
So I gobble, gobble, gobble the apple, and then I get horrific hiccups.
Yeah, not good.
And this might be actually, this is great for you because you probably do get the hiccups probably more often
than the daily person.
Daily, yeah.
Oh, so you get it daily.
Yes.
Perfect.
Okay, so this is something you can use, say,
in the next couple of days when you get the hiccups.
Okay.
So there's a guy on TikTok, a doctor,
who has talked about a certain technique to use to get rid of hiccups.
So this is what you're going to do the next time you get hiccups, Clint.
Okay, I'll do it tonight.
Okay, take a listen.
Hiccups can be cured by digital rectal massage.
Hiccups are caused by erratic electrical impulses in the vagus nerve.
Rectal massage stimulates the vagus nerve,
which is part of the parasympathetic nervous system. Increased stimulation of the vagus nerve. Rectal massage stimulates the vagus nerve, which is part of the parasympathetic nervous system.
Increased stimulation of the vagus nerve
helps to control the diaphragm
and then terminates the hiccups.
Who is this?
Oh, you're in for a treat tonight.
No, who is this guy?
You said tonight.
TikTok's gone too far.
This guy's pretending to be a doctor
and just telling people to stick a finger up their bum bum.
No, he is an actual doctor.
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. And you said you
would give it a go. So we'd
love to hear your
experience on Monday. When he said
digital rectal stimulation
I was like, put a device up my bottom
and then I realised he meant like finger digits.
I don't want to. Oh, you're doing it
now. That's not a good noise to make.
I thought we could do something. That was so good. I'm never eating an apple in front
of you again, I can tell you that much. Yeah, look out. I thought we'd play a game this
afternoon. This might work. Might not. Yeah, why not? Let's give it a go.
All right.
No, I want to play a game with people listening.
I want people to call up and you and I have to guess whether
or not they've either got the real hiccups,
they've got hiccups for real, or they're faking the hiccups.
No one's going to call to play this game after you just talked
about that cure.
No, well, they don't have to do that.
They don't have to take part in that. That was just some
advice we were putting out there.
So you want to try and trick us?
Pretty much. So you either
have the hiccups right now, which would be
amazing. I'd love you to call.
Or you're going to call and try
and do your best version of what the
hiccup sounds like and
trick us. And we'll see if we can guess.
Yeah.
All right.
And then after that, Bree will help you cure your hiccups.
Clint's got a glove on already.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
We just need a few people to play.
Bree and Clint.
Doctor has released a new way you can get rid of hiccups,
which Clint said so graciously that he would test
this out.
I was tricked.
He promised us he will test it out tonight.
I was tricked.
I'll play you the clip, but I don't believe he's a real doctor.
Have a listen.
Hiccups can be cured by digital rectal massage.
Hiccups are caused by erratic electrical impulses in the vagus nerve.
Rectal massage stimulates the vagus nerve,
which is part of the parasympathetic nervous system.
Increased stimulation of the vagus nerve helps to control the diaphragm and then terminates the hiccups.
Yep, that checks out.
And we look forward to your...
Can you have a partner do it for you?
Yeah, well, why not?
We look forward to your feedback on Monday.
That'd be fantastic.
We appreciate you and you putting yourself on the line.
I'll say to my wife, hey, I've got the hiccups
and you're not going to be able to sleep unless
I get rid of these things. And she'll be like,
you can sleep outside.
We've asked you to call this afternoon
on 0800DIALZM. We're going to
play a bit of a game.
Essentially, Clint,
we're going to try and guess if these people
actually have the hiccups or
if they're faking it. Yeah, they're pulling the wool over our eyes.
Gemma's caught up to play.
Hi, Gemma.
G'day, Gemma.
Hi.
How old are you, Gemma?
Ten.
Okay, you're ten.
And have you got the hiccups right now, do you?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Ooh.
That was actually quite good.
She's either a really good actress
Yeah
Or she actually has the hiccups
How did you get the hiccups, Gemma?
Did you drink a fizzy drink or something?
I scoffed my savoury pie
My too many pies
Yeah
You sound like someone I want to be friends with, Gemma
Not only did you have one pie
You had a couple of pies.
I think Gemma's got the real hiccups.
I think she's got the real hiccups too.
Gemma, are those real hiccups?
Yeah.
Oh, they are real hiccups.
Oh, Gemma.
Well, lucky we didn't say you were faking then.
Thanks, Gemma.
Have a great weekend.
Let's talk to Rachel.
Hi, Rachel.
G'day, Rachel.
Hi, guys.
Oh, that was either really well timed.
Great. Or... Does she have the hic was either really well-timed or...
Does she have the hiccups as well?
Rachel, have you got the booze hiccups?
Have you had too many Sauvblancs?
I wish there'd be tonight.
Ooh, Rachel, you're either a very good actress.
What do you think gave you the hiccups if you do actually have them?
A bit of road rage and trying to calm my kid.
You got hiccups from road rage?
Like yelling from my car.
You know, like when you're yelling, so you breathe.
Oh, I don't know.
There's too many hiccups.
She's doing too many hiccups.
It's quite a lot, isn't it?
I reckon I've never...
If she does have hiccups, I feel really bad many hiccups. It's quite a lot, isn't it? I reckon I've never... Oh.
If she does have hiccups, I feel really bad for her.
You can hear her laughing about it. She's so full of crap.
I'm not laughing.
You are laughing.
Nah, I'm not laughing.
What are we going to go with?
She's got a blocked nose.
I'll give her that much.
She needs to go for a COVID test.
Nah, those are not real hiccups.
Oh, I don't know what I'm going to go here.
Nah, I'm going to say you wouldn't lie to us, Rachel.
They're real.
I'm a really good actress.
I don't even have a blocked nose either.
Rachel!
Damn it, Rachel!
Were you pinching your nose?
You love me.
Oh, my God, listen to you.
That was full actress.
Okay, Rachel, Rachel, pretend we're your boss right now,
and if you're such a good actress, call in sick.
Okay, you ready?
Yep.
Hi, Rachel.
Hi.
What's wrong?
Oh, no, bro.
I was, like, totally over the toilet bowl.
Like, I just feel awful.
She is quite good, actually.
She's pretty good.
Rachel, can I use your services
if I ever need to call in sick somewhere?
100%.
As long as you get that $100 from Ross Ross.
Yes.
Wait, can you...
I'll give it to you.
If you're such a good actress,
can you do a Brie voice?
I feel like this is going to be...
I'm not really good with my Aussies,
but I can pretend like I'm from England whenever you want me to.
Yeah, right, okay.
You sound like Brie pretending to be English.
What are you talking about?
I've no idea what you're talking about.
Rachel's my sister from England.
Thanks, Rita.
I reckon.
I reckon.
Hey, Rachel, you right?
Yeah, you're right, mate.
You're right.
You're right.
Bree and Clint.
It's time to pick this nation up by the scruff of the neck.
Give it a big old shake and go, yeah, a lot of you are still in level four lockdown.
Yeah, the rest of you are in level two lockdown.
But, hey, things aren't so bad.
And together, we're going to have a great bloody weekend, okay?
We need to kick it off with this song right here, though, and we mean business.
We're not messing around today.
No, to make sure we get a certified party anthem, our impartial judge today is a certified
party queen by her own admission.
Welcome to the show, Jess.
Woo!
G'day, Jess.
Damn, she's partying right now.
Where did you study partying?
At the University of Canterbury.
Perfect.
That's where the party animal comes from.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
That was classic, Jess.
She's in there at the foundry.
She's going ham.
She knows what's going on.
Okay, Jess.
I love that one.
How this works is we will play songs that have been suggested
by New Zealanders
and together
we will decide
whether they go through
to the final or not.
It only needs one vote
to go into the final.
Okay?
Here we go.
Is this song
the song to boost
the mood of the nation today?
Anybody want the
Venga Boys through?
Yeah. You through? Yeah.
You do?
Yeah, we'll put it through.
Okay, it's through.
Good.
It's got a good vibe.
What about five?
I'll vote that through.
Yeah, it's in.
It's in.
Okay, what about Kiwi Music, Shapeshifter?
Oh, I love Shapeshifter so much.
I'm voting it in.
It's in.
It's a three.
It's a triple vote.
It's in.
And what about Bass Hunter?
That's so in.
It's got to go through.
Yeah, it's got to go through.
This is going to be really hard, guys.
Okay, what about rock DJ?
Nah, it's a bit more FM.
You know?
Yeah.
It's a bit Saturday night party mix.
Yeah.
You know?
It's a bit like, come on, let's get the party. We're not partying with your mum tonight.
The kids are in bed.
Let's party with the rock DJ.
Nah, he's out.
Okay, cool.
What about Jay-Z?
Oh, I love that song.
It's a good one.
Do you like it, Jess?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Okay, it's in.
Last option's T-Pain in church.
I do. I do. You know what we've done?
We've created a great playlist is what we've actually done.
Yeah, put it on Spotify.
Shit, this is going to be hard, guys.
Okay, I'm going to give you your options and you get one vote.
I don't think there's any way we're all going to agree on this,
but two of us need to vote for the same song for it to win.
Venga Boys, Boom Boom Boom.
Five, If You're Getting Down.
Shapeshifter, Electric Dream.
Bass Hunter, Now You're Gone.
Jay-Z, 99 Problems.
T-Pain, Church.
Everybody vote in three, two, one.
Shapeshifter.
What did you say, Jess?
T-Pain.
T-Pain, Church. And what did you say, Bree? Church. Oh, there you go. We did get it. We gotifter. What did you say, Jess? T-Pain. T-Pain, church.
And what did you say, Bree?
Church.
Oh, there you go.
We did get it.
We got it.
Yeah.
Here you go, everybody.
This is your morale booster.
Have a great weekend, Jess.
Nice work, Jess.
Bye.
Bye.
That was certified party queen, Jess.
Now, this song, make sure you remember to do the clap.
Oh, yeah, and don't mess it up
Yeah, don't mess it up
And here it comes everybody
Good luck, good luck, good luck
I missed it
Time for the one second song challenge
Time is waiting
You only get one second of a song No hesitating for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second,
one second.
For the One Second Song Challenge today,
we've brought in those fog cannons that you see at festivals,
just for a bit of hype.
Why are you spraying your Lynx Africa at us all the time?
We're over it.
God.
We're over it.
Nah, this is germ killing spray, Africa at us all the time. We're over it. We're over it. This is
germ killing spray and it smells like
pure alcohol. Smells like Toto Africa
to me. Toto Africa.
We're going to head guessing songs
and the winner wins their team
a $50 KFC chicken voucher.
Annie's here. Hi Annie.
G'day Annie.
Hey.
How are you?
Good, good End of the week
I know
How good
Annie
Whose team do you want to be on?
Boree
Is that just a pity
Pity like
Invite because I've asked you
You can go with Clint if you want
I'm not going to be
I'm not going to be
No
I'll go I'll go with you.
Okay, come on, girl.
Let's go.
Katie, that means you got me, okay?
G'day, Katie.
Awesome.
Hi.
Perfect, perfect.
Welcome, guys.
Anastasia runs the game.
What's our theme this week, Anastasia?
This week's theme is songs that were number one in the year 2011,
so they're 10 years old this year.
Yeah, right.
Number one hats.
Good.
All right, would you two, Brie and Clint, like to start?
Yes, please.
Awesome.
Let's show them how it's done.
Let's hear song number one.
Brie.
Clint.
Grenade.
Bruno Mars.
Annie.
You've picked the right team.
Hey, don't say that.
Annie, come on.
It's your turn.
You need to keep this rolling.
It's a point on the board.
So you girls are up now.
You need to buzz in with your names, okay?
You understand?
Yep, yep.
Got it, cool.
Awesome, and with that, let's hear song number two.
Come on, Annie.
Katie.
Oh, Katie's in.
Yes, Katie, get it, Katie.
Moves like Jacob Maroon 5.
Good.
Well done, Katie.
You've kept our team alive.
Very good.
And Clint's lucky to have you.
Come on, Annie.
We've got this.
We've got this.
All right, now we're going to go back to Brian Clint.
Let's hear song number three.
Clint.
I'm just going to give that to you, Clint, that time.
That was Cobra Starship and
You Make Me Feel
I had
that one too. I was all
over that. Great song.
Very good song. Such a
so much better than moves like Jagger. You need
to get this one to keep us in the game.
Oh no. You got this.
But you know what? Who cares if you don't?
I'm trying to take Some of the pressure off you
Yes
You so don't mean that
It actually does matter
Come on Annie
Come on
Alright girls
Yell out with your name
When you know their song
Let's hear song number five
Come on Katie
Come on Annie
You've got this Annie Anastasia give them the artist LMFAO Come on, Katie. Come on, Annie.
You've got this, Annie.
Anastasia, give them the artist.
LMFAO.
Annie.
Katie.
Annie's in. Annie's in.
What's the song?
Party Rock Answers.
Yeah!
And that is a tie-break.
Yes.
Oh, man, that was exciting. That was so good, that is a tie-break. Yes. I'm depressed. You've delivered.
Oh, man, that was exciting.
That was so good, guys. Well done, guys.
Awesome.
Oh, that means it comes back to us.
I hate this part.
You got this, Bree.
I believe in both of you.
It's one of your favourite artists.
Let's hear song number five.
Bree.
Clint.
Oh.
That's Adele.
I need a song.
Someone like you.
You picked correct.
Sorry, Katie.
Oh, Katie, you played so well in Clint.
That was a great game.
That was a good one, yeah.
That was a very good game. I wasn't going to get the name of the song. You weren't. I was going to get Adele, then played so well in Clint. That was a great game. That was a good one, yeah. That was a very good game.
I wasn't going to get the name of the song.
You weren't.
I was going to get Adele then.
I was like, oh, which Adele song is it?
They all sound the same.
Yeah.
Annie, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Awesome, thank you.
Thanks for backing me in, Annie.
It was close, I tell you.
I don't mean to sound like an anti-masker, and I'm not.
In fact, I'm going to do this break wearing a face mask.
Nah, that's not a good idea.
No, it is, just to prove that I'm not an anti-masker.
Because there's a news story out today about side effects from wearing a face mask.
Okay?
And I'm just saying I'm not anti-mask.
I encourage mask use.
What do you think of your own breath?
I don't enjoy it.
I also don't enjoy putting on a mask after
a meal. Here's my tip. Don't eat a bunch of
homemade risoles just before you have to
wear a mask for a long period of time. Or anything garlic heavy, right? Don't do that.
Have you heard of maskne? I'm going to take this mask off. I'm not
an anti-mask, but I'm going to take this mask off. I'm not an anti-mask, but I'm going to take this mask off.
I read this article today where it was talking about
how people seem to be getting acne from their mask.
Yeah, have a listen to this.
Maskne.
It describes acne caused by masks.
It's a new phenomenon.
I've definitely noticed through the lip and chin area up to the nose
there has been more frequency of breakouts.
Her beauty therapist has seen an upsurge in help
for the mask-related acne, or maskne.
The friction that it causes is causing skin irritations.
We're having an increase of acne,
we're having an increase of sensitivity, dermatitis, psoriasis.
I've had some maskne just from this level four lockdown we've been in recently.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
Yep.
Just to clarify, we're talking about-
Pimples.
Mask acne, not mask on your knee.
No, not knee masks.
Mask knee.
No, that's a different thing altogether.
Different thing.
There's some advice on how to avoid maskne.
That's helpful, right?
Because we've got to wear them, especially on public transport and in workplaces and that sort of thing.
What's the advice?
Here's the advice.
Break up with makeup.
Makeup's oils that can cause a feeding, breathing ground for bacteria,
which is not good for the skin either.
Even if you do a half-half face, that could work.
Also treat masks like underwear and wash them every day.
That's a good one.
Wash them. Wash wash them every day. That's a good one. Wash them.
Wash your mask every day.
But what was that advice about wearing a half face of makeup?
Oh, yeah, that one.
Only do makeup from the eyes up.
Can you imagine me?
So I come to work every day because we're an essential service.
I put makeup on and I only do the top half of my face.
And then when I get to work, we're allowed not to wear a mask when we're on air together.
Yeah, we have to.
Can you imagine all the videos that are filmed here in the studio?
I would look like a crazy person.
You'd look like the Joker.
You pick one or the other.
You either wear makeup and commit to it or you don't.
Well, no, that's up to you.
Would you rather wear some makeup or no makeup?
If you can't wear all makeup because of maskne,
would you rather have your eyes done so they pop
or would you rather just have nothing at all?
Right.
I thought they were meaning you put foundation on from like the nose up.
Yeah, it is.
That's what they're saying.
Oh, no.
I'd just put mascara on.
Yeah, right.
And fill my eyebrows in because or else I look a bit weird without eyebrows.
Yeah, right.
Also, that advice about washing your mask every day.
It's good advice.
It's good advice.
I didn't realize we were meant to be doing that.
Neither.
Brie and Clint.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Oki!
Our weekly karaoke competition
where we each spend 15 minutes
with a professional audio engineer
doing our best, you know,
giving it a red hot crack.
It's pretty much just that time of the week
where we embarrass ourselves to give you guys a laugh
and I'm happy to do it.
Today, one of the most, if not the most,
influential female trio of all time,
Destiny's Child is on the chopping block.
I'm not gonna give up, I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna give up. It's got attitude, this song.
It does.
It's got guts, courage.
You can hear it in the lyrics.
That's where I picked it.
Is that what you brought to your performance?
I don't know.
What you're going to do is listen to both of ours.
You're going to hear Bree's Survivor,
and then you're going to hear my Survivor,
and then we want five people to vote on our 800
dials at M and pick the winner
of this week's Friday Okie.
Do the thing. Here she comes.
Bree, aka Michelle. Without you, but I'm stronger. You thought that I'd be broke. Without you, but I'm richer. You thought that I'd be sad.
Without you, I laugh harder.
Thought I wouldn't grow.
Without you, now I'm wiser.
Thought that I'd be helpless.
Without you, but I'm smarter.
You thought that I'd be stressed.
Without you, but I'm chilling.
You thought I wouldn't sell.
Without you, I sold nine million.
I'm a survivor.
I'm not gonna give up.
I'm not gonna stop.
I'm gonna work harder. I'm a survivor. I'm not going to give up. I'm not going to stop. I'm going to work harder.
I'm a survivor.
I'm going to make it.
I will survive.
Keep on surviving.
It's got guts.
It had something.
I didn't have pitch.
That's something it didn't have.
Did you do what I did to Nick Jonas last week?
Oh, terrible.
But you haven't heard mine yet, so you could be on the winner.
Here it comes.
This is my survivor, everybody. You thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger You thought that I'd be broke without you, but I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without you, I'd laugh harder
You thought that I wouldn't grow without you, now I'm wiser
You thought that I'd be helpless without you, but I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without you, but I'm chilling
You thought I wouldn't sell without you, so nine million
I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop, I'm a survivor I'm not gonna give up I'm not gonna stop
I'm gonna work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I'm a survivor
Keep on surviving
Neither of us, I felt like, came out of the flat zone.
Which Destiny's Child am I?
Beyonce.
You're one of the ones that got cut right at the start of their careers.
We're looking for five honest New Zealanders to call us and vote in Friday Oki today.
You don't have to be that honest.
No, we want brutal honesty.
Just be kind, I think.
We'd like a critique.
Be kind.
We'd like to grow from this experience.
If you want to judge Friday Oki, 0800 dial ZM.
The best feedback offered this afternoon is in to win 50 KFC chicken dollars as well.
What have you got, New Zealand?
Bring on the feedback.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oki.
Welcome back, everybody, to our weekly sing-off,
where Bree and I go head-to-head.
Today, Destiny's Child was the song.
We're both done an excellent job.
Someone said the real survivor was my eardrums.
Excuse me. No, that's good stuff. I'll pay that.
They're not surviving, they're thriving after hearing that, particularly Breeze.
Now the times that I have belted this song in the car, like screaming.
Yeah, did you ever think that you sounded like that?
Thought I sounded a little bit better than that.
Yeah, I know.
It's a weird feeling, eh?
I mean, that's life.
This was mine.
I'm a survivor.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm a survivor.
Keep on surviving.
That's Destiny's dude.
They put a boy in the group,
you know?
I'm the Destiny dog.
Let's just get to voting,
shall we?
Let's bring Aidan on.
Hi, Aidan.
G'day, Aidan.
Hey, guys. How we going? Good, mate we? Let's bring Aidan on. Hi, Aidan. G'day, Aidan. Hey, guys.
How are you going?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, great.
It's the weekend.
How's it going?
How good, Aidan.
How good.
You got some feedback for us, Aidan?
Oh, definitely you, Clint, by miles.
You enjoyed it, did you?
Yeah, yeah.
Better than the original.
Better than the original.
I have another Beyonce in there.
Yeah, I love that.
I have another cone, Aidan. Thanks, Aidan Better than the original. Better than the original. Beyonce in there. Yeah, I love that. Have another cone, Aidan.
Thanks, Aidan.
We appreciate you.
You have a great weekend.
Steve's here.
Hey, Steve.
G'day, Steve.
Hey, mate.
How you doing?
Good.
What are your thoughts?
Who is the ultimate Destiny's Child coverer this afternoon in Friday?
Okay.
100% you, Clint.
Oh, thank you.
Would you say more of a Beyonce or more of a Kelly Rowland?
More of a Jay-Z.
It's only quite aggressive.
I quite liked it.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Thank you very much.
I'll take that.
Let's go to Tobias.
Kia ora, Tobias.
Hello, Tobias.
Kia ora, Kia ora.
How are we?
Good.
Who are you voting for on Fadioki this afternoon?
Oh, I've got to go for the Destiny dog today, man.
That's you, Clint.
The Destiny dog. today, man. This is you, Clint. The Destiny dog?
Yeah, man.
Oh, Tobias, don't encourage him.
Has he had too many cones as well?
No.
See?
Free, who were you singing it to?
You sounded like you were singing it to someone.
Oh, wouldn't you like to know, Tobias?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Hey, you have a great weekend, Tobias.
We appreciate you.
Let's go to Paige. Hi, Paige. G'day, Paige. Kia ora. Hello. Kia You have a great weekend, Tobias. We appreciate you. Let's go to Paige.
Hi, Paige.
G'day, Paige.
G'day.
Hello.
How are you, mate?
I've already lost.
I'm good.
How are you guys?
I've already lost, I believe.
I know.
We're just rounding it out.
We're just putting souls in the wound.
Well, they've taken the time to call through, so we're going to take their votes.
Paige, who are you voting for this afternoon?
Sorry, babe.
I'm definitely going to have to go for Clint today.
That's all right, Paige. You have a good weekend, mate. All right? You too. Thanks, Brie, but I'm definitely going to have to go for Clint today. That's alright, Paige. You're having
a good weekend, mate, alright? You too.
Thanks, Paige. Caitlin's here
finally. Hi, Caitlin. G'day, Caitlin.
Hi, how you doing?
Good, thanks, Caitlin. Do you have
a critique for us? Some constructive feedback?
You both
definitely bought your A game this week.
It was really, really fun to listen
to.
Unfortunately, Bree, I think you did give Clint a good song choice for him.
And yeah, Clint, you did awesome.
I've been pants this week.
Yeah, stop picking African-American female trios.
You know that's in my wheelhouse.
You know that's my bread and butter, Bree.
Who would have thought?
Nick Jonas, can't sing that to save myself.
Destiny's Child, though.
Bit of me.
Thanks, Caitlin.
We appreciate it.
I'm a survivor.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm a survivor.
Keep on surviving.
I'm the survivor this week.
I'm definitely not.
Your time on the island is finished.
I think I'm gonna do what?
What was the first guy's name?
Aiden. Aiden. I'm going to go do what Aiden's been doing all afternoon.
Bree and Clint.
A is my birthday.
It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's
Birthday Banger.
Alright, here we go. Birthday Banger time.
Let's take three people's birthdays and figure out
what was number one on their 16th.
Let's start with Elaine.
Hey, Elaine.
Hi, Elaine.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Not too bad, not too bad.
That's good to hear.
Let's do your birthday banger.
Elaine, what's your birthday?
31st of October, 1978.
All right, Elaine.
You were 16 in 1994.
And on the 31st of October in 94, this had a number one hit.
Oh, Elaine.
Big, big school disco vibes on that one.
Banger.
Absolute tune, Elaine.
Love it.
I love it.
Okay, wait there.
Let's go to Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
Good, mate.
How's your week been?
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
Working from home, so yeah.
So I'm excited about things through.
A bit of Fifth Harmony working from home, or are you actually just working?
That's from column A. that's from column B.
I like that, Sarah.
Very good.
What's your birthday, mate?
4th of October, 1983.
All right, you were 16 in 1999.
And on the 4th of October in the late 90s,
this reached the top of the chart.
Yeah, there you go.
For the S Club.
S Club 7.
They feature in the new Spice Girls documentary.
Do they?
Yeah, because their manager, who started that group,
was the former manager of the Spice Girls.
They kicked him out.
And then he went on to create S Club 7.
He's like, well, I've got to recreate the Spice Girls.
He did pretty well.
He did pretty good, yeah.
I mean, a little bit different, but still pretty successful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's a great birthday banger, Sarah. Wait there.
Let's go to Rob finally.
Hi, Rob.
G'day, Rob.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How's your week been?
Very busy.
Oh, yep. Sounds about the same, Rob. Well, let's get you? Good mate. How's your week been? Very busy. Yep, sounds
about the same, Rob. Well, let's get you
into the weekend. What's your birthday?
31st of August
1971. Alright, you were
16 in 1987
and on the 31st of August
in 87, this was
number one.
Wait, was number one. Wait.
Is this actually Rob's birthday banger
or has he been Rickrolled?
We'll never know.
We'll never know for sure.
What do you reckon?
Rick Astley for your birthday banger, Rob?
Yeah, okay.
I've heard things better.
You've heard better.
That's not the way you wanted to round out a busy week?
It's all right, mate.
Better than nothing.
Better than nothing.
Better than nothing.
Good attitude.
East Club 7, Boys to Men or Rick Astley?
What's the winner of Birthday Vagin' today?
I really like that Boys to Men song.
Not for a Friday.
I'm going East Club 7.
Yeah?
That's my vibe. I'm going S Club 7. Yeah? That's my vibe, but you vote.
I'm just listening.
Oh, this is sensual, you know?
I know it might not be the Friday you had in mind, but...
Speak for yourself.
I'm going to go Boys to Men.
We're going to go to a split vote.
Let's go Producer Ben.
What is the winner?
Look at Producer Anastasia.
She's so confused.
She's a hot mess.
What are you confused by?
No, we're disappointed because it's S Club 7.
Why would you put boys to men?
It's S Club 7 all the way.
Yeah, well, maybe we wouldn't be a bit different.
Are you sleeping on S Club 7?
Well, not now because I've been voted out.
Sarah, you just won birthday bag.
Congratulations.
Yes, Sarah.
Don't come to me.
How old are you that you're like, yeah,
but a boys to men on a Friday afternoon wouldn't be too bad?
Yes.
Zidian Brian Clint.
That's S Club 7, the winner of birthday banger today,
just narrowly beating out boys to men. Who did you have a crush on in S Club 7, the winner of Birthday Banger today, just narrowly beating out Boyz II Men.
Who did you have a crush on in S Club 7?
I don't know any of their names.
What?
I've messaged Jo from S Club 7 before.
Oh, yeah.
One of the girls.
Slide in the DMs.
Yeah, I asked if I could borrow her cheese grater.
Was that your opening line?
No, it was...
How did that go for you?
It was a gag that me and some of my friends were doing.
Rachel was the hottest.
Yeah, right.
I was more of a steps man.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Which one?
The one that wore the cowboy hat.
They all wore cowboy hats.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Don't pretend like you just don't know any of their names.
It's more of a Vingaboys guy.
Which one?
The one that wore the cowboy hat.
None of them wore a cowboy hat.
One of them did.
No, I don't think so.
In my dreams, they did.
If you're looking for some work or maybe, you know,
you're just very keen on this particular thing,
then you could earn quite a bit of money.
Okay.
There's a company who are looking for people to do something in 10 days and they are willing to pay upwards of over $1,500.
Damn, okay.
For 10 days' work. Good payday. Damn, okay. For 10 days work.
Good payday.
Pretty good deal.
Yeah.
So a company called Finance Buzz are willing to pay someone upwards of over $1,500 to watch
13 horror movies in 10 days.
Oh, right.
Okay.
It's quite interesting actually what they're doing.
So essentially they want to monitor your heart rate
and they're going to fit you with a Fitbit
in order to discover whether or not the higher budget films,
horror films, get your heart racing as much as the low budget ones do.
Yeah, okay.
Interesting.
So there's actually a watch list of the movies that they want you to watch
to test this theory. So it's quite a watch list of the movies that they want you to watch to test this theory.
So it's quite interesting to see.
So one of the movies on there is A Quiet Place 2,
which had a budget of $61 million.
Wow.
And then there's also movies like The Blair Witch Project,
which had a budget of $300,000.
Really?
Yeah.
That's incredibly cheap for a Hollywood movie.
Well, I feel like the Blair Witch Project was one of those films
where it wasn't meant to be as successful as what it was.
Right, okay.
But it ended up doing.
Like that's the one with.
It went cult.
That's when, yeah, Nicole Kidman was in it and it just went bonkers.
Is she in the Blair Witch Project?
Isn't she?
Is she?
Oh, no, I'm thinking of...
Eyes wide shut.
No.
What movie am I thinking of?
The Craft?
Is she in that?
The Ring?
The Craft.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, yeah, Blair Witch Project is the one where they film
on their own cameras.
Is the Handycam one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
No, she's not in that.
It looks cheap, but I didn't think it was cheap.
Yeah, apparently it was really cheap to make.
Anyway, so this is the list of movies where you need to watch
between the 9th of October and the 18th of October.
So it's coming up next month.
Annabelle.
Haven't seen it.
It's a weird-looking doll that, like, chases people around.
Aren't they all weird-looking dolls?
That's the scariest kind of movie.
Paranormal Activity. I'm out because I hate those films so much.
Halloween, The Purge, Get Out.
That movie looks terrifying to me.
Oh, Get Out's a great movie actually.
It's actually got a really good storyline.
Nah, no thanks.
That looks so scary.
Sinister, The Blair Witch Project, Insidious, Candyman,
A Quiet Place 2 and A Quiet Place, the first one.
Amityville Horror.
Do you remember that film?
Yeah.
That was so scary.
And the first one is Saw.
Okay, the first Saw movie.
Which I reckon would have been low budget.
Ish, I reckon.
I reckon it would have been real low budget and then it like ramped up in the second movie once it got so popular.
I mean, I'm glad there's no human centipede on there.
Yeah, thank God.
Anyway, you need to apply before the 26th of September.
Some people will lap this up.
My issue would be staying awake because I fall asleep in movies.
And the Fitbit can tell if you go to sleep, right?
But, I mean, how many movies?
There's 13 movies.
So you've got 10 days.
So you don't really need to watch more than one movie a day like on maybe two days you need to watch one or two yeah yeah yeah pretty easy
yeah or if you like that kind of thing or do you have to watch them back to back oh so that's a
whole different thing which i mean that sounds like torture but for 1500 bucks there's not much
i wouldn't do so it's pretty good. Interesting study has been done
where they've pretty much asked a massive group of people
would they or would they not have indoor gardening with a robot?
Don't do it with that robot.
He sounds a bit violent.
Yeah, it sounds like robocop um
quite a big group of people were asked this question and the results are in how many percent
do you think said yes they would can i ask a couple of questions yeah is the robot hot
doesn't say does the robot look like a human being Or does the robot look like that maid off the Jetsons
I think it looks like a human
Is it warm
I don't know
It's not a real question
It's hypothetical
Because I've watched some movies like those Will Smith ones
Where the robots are indistinguishable from the people
And if you're asking me
Would I do it with a fembot from Austin Powers
It's 40% of the people said that
they would engage in indoor gardening
Yeah right
Some of the other results in it
are quite interesting where only
39% believe they'd be able to
hold a romantic relationship with
their AI counterpart. Oh not keen to
get into a relationship with a robot
Also not
admitting that I'm keen to sleep with a robot either.
And then the results definitely swayed more that men were the ones
that were the keen ones and the women, not so much.
What were the results?
100% for men and 20% for women?
Look, I'm not going to go into it,
but let's just say the men had a much stronger opinion than the women.
Yeah, right.
What's your opinion?
No, weird.
Not keen for it?
Not keen.
Yeah, yeah.
Very not keen.
But what if, well, who do you think is attractive?
What if it was a Channing Tatum robot?
No, it's because it's a robot.
Robots can't do what people can do
Some robots can do it better
Have you seen those robot vacuum cleaners?
Well, unless you're a robot with the name Rabbit
Then we can talk
Good point, a lot of people are already doing it with robots
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