ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th September 2025
Episode Date: September 17, 2025The Secret Sound has been won, we chat to Emma who is $50k richer! What do you (lovingly) bully your partner for? Bree's favourite TV ad. Who missed your wedding? See omnystudio.com.../listener for privacy information.
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It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM's Bray and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time.
ZM's Brie and Clint.
I change your life if you just live on me for a night.
Hello everybody, good afternoon.
Welcome to a huge Brie and Clint show.
But first, can we stop asking Helen Clark's opinion on Eden Park?
We know she doesn't like it
And we know she doesn't like having concerts there
She's had 25 years to move
Don't ask anyone that lives directly near Eden Park
If it's a good idea to have concerts at Eden Park
No no no no no
Most people who live near Eden Park
Want to have concerts
And more games of rugby and more games of cricket there
But there's a small group of stick in the muds
Who go
Oh no, not in my backyard
I met some really cool people actually
walking to Eden Park for maybe the pink concert.
Yeah.
And they'd set up on their balcony where they're like, we're set up for the show.
We're here to listen all night.
I've seen kids doing sausage sizzles and selling ponchos and things like that.
Get a punkster.
Or, please, or you can move away from Eden Park.
Or nothing ever happens in this country ever again.
Although we're getting that Christchurch Stadium, so how good?
That stadium looks awesome.
Not a single person in Christchurch has complained about their stadium.
Everything will just go there in the end.
That stadium does look good.
Anyway, talk back hour on the Braynclint show.
It's off to a ripping start.
Look, we're having some fun today.
Not going to spoil who it is just in case you haven't seen it.
But after 5 o'clock, we do have the winner of Taskmaster Season 6 on the show.
Is she in the room with us right now?
No spoilers.
You'll have to be listening.
After 5 if you want a spoiler.
We're also going to talk to Emma King.
She is the 26-year-old from Auckland.
who won Zidem's secret sound this morning with Fletchbourne and Haley.
$50,000, if you missed it,
the sound was cracking a pistachio nut open.
We've been playing around.
We've got a bag of pistachios here.
We've been playing around with that this afternoon.
And everybody who's done it has gone,
oh my God, of course it is.
Yes, that makes so much sense.
And when you, I love that it's a sound when you find out what it is
and you hear it and you go, I've heard.
that sound a million times before.
Of course it was that.
Anyway, we'll find out how Emma is doing
and what she's going to spend her 50 grand on
after 4 o'clock. But first, another round
of Trady versus Lady, which is also
very exciting because of how close
it has become. Only two points
in it. If you want a crack at
winning today, then you've got to call now
0,800 dials at M, 50
bucks up for grants. One Trady,
one lady.
Play Zatins, Bree and Clint.
Time for Trady versus Lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
And the scores are really starting to tighten up now.
74 to the tradies, 76 to the ladies.
Our lady is calling from Palmer's to North.
She's 36 and she is a dog whisperer.
Welcome to the show, Chloe.
Hi, Chloe.
Hi.
Does that mean you just like go around like German Shepherd?
Similar. I just, I think the treats in my pocket help, but I do have an effect on dogs, like, yeah.
Can I sniff your bum?
Maltese.
Shih Tzu.
All right, Chloe, the Palmer's to North Dog Whisperer.
You're taking on our Lady Trady today from Christchurch.
She's 20 and she is so excited for the last episode of the summer I turned pretty tonight.
Welcome to the show, Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Hello.
No spoilers, Hannah.
No spoilers here on our show for that show, all right?
Yeah.
Have you heard the rumor, Hannah, that tonight is not actually the finale
and there's going to be a bonus episode?
Yes, I have heard, but I'm not sure.
Do you believe it?
Yeah, there's a lot to happen.
Yeah, yeah, that's what my wife said.
Yeah, okay.
Your buzzers, let's go with names today,
seeing as we've got two similar voices,
Hannah, Chloe, those are your buzzers,
and the first person to three correct answers is going home with $50 cash from KFC.
Here we go.
Good luck.
Question number one.
Which artist had a hit with the song Lego House back in 2011?
Anna.
Hannah.
Ed Sheeran.
It was Ed Sheeran.
Well done, Hannah.
One to the Trades.
Question number two.
What is the name of the New Year's Eve Festival that takes place in the Codrona Valley outside Wanica each year?
Yes, Hannah.
Um, Rhythm and Alps.
Rhythm and Alps. Well done. You're away in flying.
Chloe.
It's good chick with Chloe. Are you buzzing in with your voice or are you whispering?
No, I must be too old for those.
Yeah, right.
No, that's okay, Chloe. You're still in this here. You need this one though to stay in at.
Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Who was that?
Hannah. Hannah.
Yes, Hannah.
Anna?
Sabrina Carpenter.
She's got it.
It's a clean sweep.
Not your day today, Chloe.
Those ones are brutal.
When you see the steam roll happen.
You're like, there's nothing I could do.
I didn't know them.
But she was fast, wasn't she, Chloe?
There was nothing you could do.
She was very fast.
She was a rapid.
It was good.
She was on it.
And Hannah, that means you won the 50 bucks and a win for the tradies,
bringing them to one away from the ladies.
Congratulations.
Thank you. Well done. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Roll model on ZM, the lead rumor for tomorrow's laneway announcement, role model.
Really?
Yeah, role model and Chapel Rhone.
Um, what?
Those are the two big rumors.
God.
From the rumor mill.
God, I hope it's Chapel Rhone.
Completely unfounded.
If it's Chaparone.
But those are the two.
two big rumors for tomorrow, 10 past 10 a.m.
How have I not heard that Chaparone one?
It's mainly the gays who know about it.
How have I not heard about the Chaparone one?
I doubt it'll be Chaparone, but I mean, exciting.
Why not?
They got Charlie X-E-X last year.
Why couldn't they get Chappel Rhone this year?
You make a great point.
And I feel like we had this exact convo where we were like,
it's not going to be Charlie, and then it was.
And then we'll be like, oh, she might do the Australian ones,
but not the New Zealand one.
Nope, she came here too.
Yeah.
Anyway, watch out for that.
It'll be on ZM's Instagram
as soon as it comes out.
I read this post on Reddit today,
and the title of it was,
my boyfriend ridicules my lighthearted interest
in astrology and tarot cards
and talks down to me in general.
Is this a deal breaker?
Has your wife been posting on these forums again?
No.
I let her have Ursula a little...
And you just talk behind her back here
and be like, oh...
If you...
If you come to my house and see how many crystals there are dotted around the house,
you will know that I leave her to her devices.
I'm glad that if I've taught you anything, it was to let her have her things.
Exactly right.
And if she wants to sage the rooms multiple times, let her sage it.
And she lets me have my little wardrobe full of rugby jerseys.
And together we live a harmonious existence.
Let me read you this post, though.
It says, I like astrology and tarot.
casually my partner thinks it's dumb and ridicules me for it the fights escalate because he provokes me
and talks down to me and then he blames me for not communicating he only apologised after a friend
told him he was being unfair not because he listened to me now i'm questioning if this is
actually about astrology at all or if a bigger issue of him not respecting me is at play should i
stay or walk away. He sounds like a bit of a-hole to me. You know, like what is the harm?
If you really love someone, right, if your partner really enjoys something, doesn't hurt anyone
else, but they get something from it, then why, why do you have to bring them down and try and say
it's boring or dumb or not real? If it brings them joy, it's not harming them, you or anyone else,
and it's not financially ruining you guys.
Yes.
And let them have it.
Like if it makes them happy,
why? Why do people have to do that?
Ella, you're newly married.
Is there any hobbies or interests that your partner has
that you're not really on board with?
That you wish he didn't have.
It's not that I wish he didn't have, but I've come to love it.
Yes.
Him loving fantasy, dragons and books or movies.
He's really into the dragons.
Is he into D&D?
Not yet.
I can see him growing up a bit.
He'll get there.
He will.
They'll get him.
And what?
Would a past you have bullied him for this?
I kind of did at the start.
Like cheekily.
You know, you're in the honeymoon.
Bata, though.
The other one, though, that I was quite mortified with was the first time I took him to a party,
he started, like, dancing and he likes dancing.
And it wasn't like a joke.
He was like real good hip-hoppy feet work.
What?
Was he doing like choreography or something?
Not choreography, but he was doing feet work.
Maybe, yeah.
Is your skinny white boy husband doing hip-hop dancing?
Was he line dancing?
Was he crumping?
He was just doing the cool, you know, like the, ooh, like that,
where I at a party would just stand there and move my hips, move my booty.
He was going hardcore.
Oh, he throws it back.
Oh, let him get into it.
Heck yeah, and now I do, but that took a second.
I did bully him about that.
I think it's fine if there's a difference between, you know,
really ripping into your partner
about something and putting them down
versus, you know, having a bit of light banter.
Totally.
And I think you can do light ribbing.
Yeah.
But if it escalates to the point where they get upset and they shut down.
Then you need to change tack.
We do it all the time.
I think you need to apologise.
I think you need to go, hey, there's dick move of me.
My partner lightly rips me about gaming.
Oh, yeah.
Watching animation films.
Yeah.
and the occasional anime that I watch.
Yeah.
But it's all good.
And what does she do?
Nothing.
She's so cool.
It's so annoying, eh?
She has nothing uncool.
We want to know the thing that either you bully your partner for or they bully you for
or the thing that you've learned to just accept.
And you go, you know what?
It's not the sort of thing that I'd be into.
But it brings them joy.
It makes them shine.
You know, it's their hobby.
I think it's nerdy
But you know what
If they're into it
Who cares
So be it
We're talking before
About the girl who posted
About how her boyfriend
Bullies her
For her interest in astrology
She calls it just a casual
A light interest in astrology
You know
She's not looking to
A bit of fun
predict the future
Or anything like that
She's not starting a business
No
She's not using any of their money on it
I don't believe
But he can't just let it be
And she's considering
leaving him over it
She said it just means I think he doesn't respect me.
So we've asked you, what's your partner's thing, that, yeah, you're not into it,
and do you let it slide, or do you give them shit about it?
And we're getting some good messages on this.
We're going to start with Heidi on our 800 dials at him.
Hi, Heidi.
Hi, Heidi.
Hello.
Is it you that's ripping into your partner or the other way around?
Oh, I kind of give him shit.
About what, Heidi?
It's quite cute.
So he's a massive at Switchdown football fan.
Okay.
So it's a very like kind of,
they made the Premier League for the first time in 20 years last year.
Right.
So it takes him a while to get there.
Big year for your husband then.
It was.
But what was quite funny is like the first time I said,
he hadn't really been paying too much yet.
And I got up one night and he was up watching the football at 3 in the morning.
in his zip switch tan top
by himself sitting in the beanbag
in the middle of the frog
But it brings him joy Heidi
It makes him happy, you know?
It's something he can put his passion behind
You know?
Yeah, 100%.
But I can less
It barely makes him happy.
I can just picture you Heidi
getting up in the middle of the night to go weeds
and then you walk past and you see
your sad husband sitting in this sad little beanbag
watching his sad soccer team
I just didn't expect him to be sitting there, like...
No, no.
Yeah, the top is the funny bit.
But, you know, fan...
That's cute.
Amy's here.
Hi, Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hi.
What do you bully your husband for, Amy?
He wears a sweatband, 80-star, or anything.
What?
He wears a sweatband around his head running.
Not ironically.
No, I mean, it's functional.
It's because the sweat hurts his eyes.
Are you married to Andre Agassiz?
No.
Amy, some people have very acidic sweat.
And they don't have the eyebrows to keep the sweat out of their eyes.
He needs that headband, okay?
He absolutely does.
He did not need the wrist one that he used.
Oh, he's dumped it down.
That kind of went missing somehow.
That's hilarious.
Are you sure he's not running to the squash courts?
Well, he doesn't have a racket
That's a dang giveaway
You look out for that sweaty man
Thank you Amy
We asked what are you
What does your partner do
And do you accept it or do you give them crap for it
Someone said my partner
Watches YouTube videos
Of people completing cryptic pseudocos
To come up with strategies
On how he can solve them
When he does them himself
He watches them before bed to wind down
I can't think of anything worse
He's trying to get better
He's trying to get better at it
people do everything on YouTube, eh?
You can watch people do literally anything on YouTube.
I taught myself how to edit videos on my computer on YouTube.
You can teach yourself everything.
They would make sense to me.
Watching someone do a Sudoku, I mean, good for him, but watching someone...
Maybe he's going to go to the world championship of Sudoku.
Well, yeah, true.
We don't know.
We asked what's your partner into, and they said,
my hubby, let me collect Hot Wheels cars after my mum.
passed away, he could see that it helped save me. Now I can't stop and I'm addicted. I've
got 4,000 Hot Wheels cars over three years. We had to build a new room in the house.
Wow. Maybe your partner should intervene. I just thought of another thing that my partner
used to bully me about and now lets me have it. Is that game Gardencapes because I've seen
someone else's written here Clash Royale and I am addicted to this game Gardencapes and I
I play it.
It's a phone game.
Are you still garden scaping?
Yeah.
Didn't you start garden scaping in lockdown?
I did in 2020.
Do you want to know what level I'm up to?
Yeah.
You don't.
Well, take it interest.
Okay, yeah, yep.
It's going to be one second of your life.
Okay, what level are you up to?
I'm currently up to level.
Hang on, everybody, everybody take an interest.
Can everyone take an interest?
Guys, please, take an interest.
Okay.
I'm interested.
What level are you up to?
I'm currently up to level 12,592.
Oh, wow.
Amazing.
Guys, if you do the math on that,
let's say each level roughly takes 10 minutes.
What did I say?
592 times 10.
That's 125,000 minutes.
Divide it by 60.
Divide it by.
Because that's an hour.
Find out how many hours she's done.
Okay.
And then how do I get, I want to do days?
Yeah, so what did you get?
Divided by 24.
Yeah, divide that by 24.
Live math.
Yeah.
88 days.
Oh, that's not sad at all.
Well, well done, Green.
Good job.
Thank you guys.
Thanks.
Oh, maybe we should bully people.
ZD.M.
If you missed it this morning, ZDM's $50,000 secret sound, thanks to Neon, was guests.
For $50,000, tell us what this sound is.
The sound is cracking open at the stachio.
You have just cracked the case.
You are $50,000, Richard.
Goosies.
Oh my goodness. Thank you guys so much.
That person that you just heard right there is in studio with us right now.
The winner of Zidium's secret sound is Emma King.
Hello Emma.
Hi.
Hi, hi, hi.
I have goosies over my entire body.
Does it give you goosebumps listening back?
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, I've been replaying it all morning.
Like, oh my God.
You're like, is this real?
is this real life?
It still hasn't set in, for sure.
People are so happy for you, on one hand.
They're so jealous of you, on another hand,
and I think they're mad that they didn't get it as well,
but it's done.
I need to know how long did you know
that it was a pistachio being cracked open?
So I cracked the case on Thursday night.
Okay.
Wow.
So from Thursday last week,
have you just been hammering the phone lines,
oh, 800 dials at them every day?
That would have been torture
for you knowing that you knew and you're like I just need to get through.
Have you got your phone on you?
I do.
Have you got, if you go into your call log, can you tell us that little number that's
beside the 0,800 dial ZM phone number that says how many times you've called us?
Okay, look, it's in one hole complete.
Oh my God, it takes out the whole screen.
We're the only people you've been calling.
And mum.
And then us, and then us and then mum.
Yeah, Friday was the worst day.
I had so much anxiety because I knew.
And since it was calling every hour, my phone log is 743 for that day.
For just that day for Friday.
Wow.
Wow.
I want to know a bit about you, how old you are, where you live.
What's your job?
What's your job?
Yeah, I'm Emma.
I am based in Auckland, have been based in Auckland my entire life.
I've done one of those ones where I started in South Auckland.
Then I moved to East Auckland and then North Shore and then we're at West Central now.
So I've been all over.
You've been everywhere?
everywhere yeah um i'm 26 so i'm a little baby just a baby and just a baby and i'm currently
an office coordinator um at a at a head office which is like it's grilling work i'll tell you
how was the first person that you told that you'd won the $50,000 well i feel like quite a few
people in my in my circle were listening at the same time um but dad was definitely the first
one because we called him and did he think it was a prank call no because um literally last night i
texted him and my stepmom and said look tomorrow's my last chance it's going tomorrow send me all
your good luck because i'm going to need it yeah and both of them texted me back and was like good
luck you got this babe and you know you literally manifested fifty thousand dollars you have no
idea oh my god that's amazing is this the first secret sound that you've played ever done yeah
Really? Oh, so you're a first time a Secret Sounder.
That's awesome.
I mean, like, I've been seeing it throughout the years and stuff.
But I always thought, no, there's no way that I would be able to sort that out.
But, you know, this time around, I was like, you know what?
I'm tired of binge watching the shows.
I'm tired of watching the movies.
Let me do something different.
And I saw it come up and I was like, you know what?
I'll give it a crack.
I'm going to crack it.
And you were dedicated, obviously.
From day one, like, I spent two hours trying to crack that Morse code from that video.
Yeah.
Like I was fully in on it and everyone thought I was crazy and I was like,
I'm telling you this is eating away at my soul unless I get this right, you know?
It's unbelievable.
I love that.
I love that.
That's so cool and it just shows that, you know, if you do put it in the work and the time,
anything's possible.
Literally, literally.
Yeah.
God, what are you going to set your mind to next?
You're going to crack Lotto Powerball or something like that?
That would be a nice one.
That would be a very nice one.
Well, hey, congratulations Emma.
It's gone to a fantastic winner.
We're so happy that it's you.
When I heard it this morning, I was like, oh, she sounds bloody lovely.
Because we can't control who gets the money.
You never know where it ends up.
We often don't get to meet the person that gets the money.
This is pretty cool for us.
And it's one of the best bits of this job is, you know,
we're changing your life in a small way.
And so it's really cool to meet you.
And congratulations to say thank you.
We're going to bring in Soundkeeper Brooke right now.
Have you guys met each other yet?
Yes.
You've been stalking this person on the internet for the last six weeks,
and she's here with a gift for you at the moment.
Soundkeeper Brooke has a bottle of moey, a bunch of flowers, and some pistachio nuts.
That I did start eating, I'm sorry.
I got nervous.
I got nervous all of a sudden, so I started eating the pistachers.
You can't give her an open bag of pistachios.
They're signed, personally signed by Lead Detective Soundkeeper Brooke.
What more could you want?
You've got $50,000.
You can buy your own damn pistachias.
Oh, this is true.
Not those pine nuts, though.
They're expensive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love a good pine nut.
Who doesn't?
Not good for sound, though.
Too soft. Emma King, you are the $50,000 secret sound winner.
Thanks to Neon. Congratulations.
Well done.
Should we do a live rendition?
One more.
Yeah, go on, bro.
This was the sound.
Oh my God, that was the sound all along.
I was reading this story about Spice Girl, Scary Spice, Mel B.
How do you get Mel B and Mel C mixed up?
I can tell you, Bree, because they're both.
called Mel plus one letter.
And the letter is either B or C.
That is the only common denominator between them.
Mel B. Sporty Spice.
No.
Mel C.
Sporty Spice.
Yes.
Because of the world.
Every boy and every girl.
People of the world.
Well, this story is about Mel B.
Scary Spice.
Okay?
Correct.
It's hard.
You're a Spice Girls hard out and I'm a casual fan.
Even if you're not a Spice Girls hard out.
See your whole time.
People know the difference between sporty and scary.
I argue they, I argue it's tough.
Ella.
How is it tough?
Ella, which one?
Don't help her.
Okay, I won't help her.
Ella, which one is Mel C?
Don't help her, Claudia.
I'm not going to.
Which one's Mel C?
What ones are there out of sporty?
Sporty or scary?
Scary.
Did I get there right?
I got there right.
Well, Clint doesn't know either.
No, I don't know.
We're looking to you for the outside.
And you can't ask the Gen Zeta, who literally has only learnt recently that Janet Jackson is Michael Jackson's sister.
She's not a good gauge.
Fair enough.
Anyway.
And also you guys were wrong.
Yeah, you both were wrong.
Ella, our Gen Z, also looked at the Coachella line-up today
and saw Iggy Pop and she went,
do they mean Icona Pop?
Who's Iggy Pop?
Yeah, disappointing.
Anyway, Mel B, Scary Spice,
has revealed which Spice Girls did and didn't attend her wedding.
I did read about this when she had her wedding a few months ago.
I know Baby Spice was definitely there.
Yes.
And I believe Ginger wouldn't have.
been. No. And posh wouldn't have been. No. And Sporty would have been. Yes. That's correct. Well
done, Brie. I know my girls. Number one Spice Girls fan on the show. Scary Spice did a Charlie
XEX that we talked about earlier this week. She did a double wedding. So Baby Spice went to the
London wedding in July. Right. And Sporty Spice went to the Morocco wedding the next month. Okay.
said she didn't go because she had
Formula One stuff on. But remember
Mout Scary Spice put out that
book and said that they hooked up?
And Jerry was like, that never
happened. Jerry and Mel B
have serious beef. Because Mel B
it wasn't even in that book.
She said it, oh, maybe it was, that was
the catalyst. And then she did say it a few times.
She did interviews about it.
Do I think that
Mel B was telling the truth? Yes.
Do I think Jerry was
annoyed that Mel B told the truth?
Yes. But move on. It was 20, 30 years ago.
And Victoria Beckham was just busy. Quote, busy.
Yeah. She's always busy.
I think, I think after watching Drive to Survive, because I've finished it now.
Yeah.
I'm up to date. I think Jerry has a bit of a stick up around. It's a bit fancy because she dates that Christian Hornabloat.
Well, she's married to him.
You know, and they seem a bit hoity-to-to-y.
Well, he's a billionaire.
Yeah, exactly.
And I think she's a bit like, you know, too good.
And that's why she would have been annoyed it, scary for saying that.
Is she Posh Spice now?
I think so.
I think Ginger has turned into Posh Spice.
Yeah.
And Posh Spice is pretty much out of the band.
Didn't go to the reunion tour.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
The last time Posh performed with them was at the 2012 London Olympics.
Yeah.
Opening ceremony, closing.
Closing ceremony.
Closing.
It was iconic.
Look, I would have expected all of the spice girls
To be at all of the Spice Girls wedding
You'd hope so
You would think so
You'd put it aside for one day
And just show up
A bit of a bland wedding otherwise
Just book the Spice bus and just show up
Yeah, not enough spice
Not enough
So the question I want to ask this afternoon
Is who was notable
In their absence from your wedding
Who missed your wedding
And why?
What was the reason that they gave?
I think the only notable
absence from my wedding was me
because you didn't invite me. Okay
well there were two then. Yeah there was you.
I was still pretty upset.
Producers would you be upset if you're me?
Yeah that's really awkward. That's brutal man.
You've got to think ahead. You call me your work wife
or engaged that one time.
We literally weren't working together
back then. And?
Did you know me?
Yeah. Were we set to work with each other?
Yeah. In the literal
coming months? Yeah.
Yeah. I rest my case.
well sorry you can come to the you can come to my next wedding
hey if I ever get married don't be upset when you don't get an invite
all right all right all right Clint didn't come to my wedding either
oh I'm still sad about that that's right and you were invited
let's just make a deal that we don't go to each other's weddings I would have liked
you to be there it's too late because we both went to Ella's and you didn't play
yeah it's too late you sit in that Clint well the only person who didn't make it to my
wedding that was invited was
oh way to rub it in wow
was Sharon Casey because she was having a baby
yeah oh rude of her
I know right I didn't know that she didn't make it to you
I think maybe she'd just had the baby
first baby for her first baby
just bring the baby yeah
pathetic like that's what people without babies
say oh just bring the baby
it's not good a baby wait how
how new was it days
like how many like days
should be waddling still
she was in hospital yeah
We got married in the Bay of Plenty.
She was in hospital in Auckland.
I'm just joking.
Obviously, what's wrong with you?
Obviously, that's a great reason.
I'm just kidding.
And you know Sharon Casey would have been dying of guilt in that hospital as well that she couldn't have come.
Yeah, I let her feel it for a day.
Oh, what?
That's so mean.
You know what she's like.
She would have been like, I feel so bad.
Anyway, we want to know who was not at your wedding.
And why?
The ZM Podcast Network.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Who was not at your wedding, Anonymous?
My brother-in-law was not at my wedding.
Okay, so wait.
So your partner's brother?
No, my sister's partner of the time now.
Oh, okay.
Your sister's partner.
Right, okay, gotcha.
But he's married to your sister?
Yes, yes.
Okay, and you would have expected him to be there at your wedding?
He's a part of the family.
Yeah, one would think.
He'd been around a woman.
And what's the reason he gave
for not attending your wedding?
He was auditioning for the blocking Z.
You've got to be kidding.
And wait, anonymous.
Did he get it?
He did get it on it, yes, he did.
Wow.
Okay, that makes it marginally better.
Did he win?
Marginly?
No, they didn't win, and it was a
very unsuccessful year.
Oh, no.
It wasn't ling and zing, was it?
It was.
Oh, my God.
I picked it in one.
Who's Ling and Zen?
Was it Ling or was it Zing?
It was
Ling.
Ling.
How did I pick that?
That's quite incredible.
I'm just Googling the boys now.
It was quite memorable, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they all made nothing, eh?
They got no money out of it.
Yeah.
It was a horrible, very unlucky.
I can just picture your face anonymous
when you got told the reason he wasn't going to attend.
Well, I hope that would be good for them.
No.
Oh, they're good.
Ah, well, you live and learn.
Yeah, well.
Thanks, Anonymous.
David's here.
Hi, David.
Hi, David.
Hi.
Why was your friend not at your wedding?
My mate didn't show up because he's told me he forgot.
Oh.
He forgot your wedding?
Yeah.
Like he forgot it was happening that day.
Yeah, pretty much.
What a crap excuse.
Do you believe him?
50-50.
That's a no, David.
And it's okay to say that you don't, because obviously there's some historical information that you're taking into account where you're like, I don't know if this is right.
Yeah, yeah, kind of.
Are you guys still, mate?
If he missed your wedding, like, that's going to take some apologising.
Did the friendship survive?
Yeah, no, still mates.
Yeah, sweet.
Well, good on you, David.
I still like to pay for his dinner, though.
How much was it?
Is that about $100 a plate?
He should have bloody fit the bill for that.
Yeah, and he has to give you a wedding present.
Did he still get you a gift?
No, he didn't.
If the guy can't even remember what day the wedding is
and says that he forgot,
do you think he's got David a wedding present?
I don't think so.
Thanks, David.
My father has confirmed he will not be coming to my upcoming wedding
because he has found God later in life
and he does not want to support his gay daughter.
Your dad sounds like a loser.
Yeah, I hope you can find peace with that
and realize that you're better off not having him there.
Yeah.
But that sucks.
That really sucks.
That sucks.
We asked who was not at your wedding.
Someone said, after my parents' divorce,
my dad had two girlfriends that we liked and one we really didn't like.
Then one day he came home and told us that they'd secretly got married.
So none of his four children went to his wedding.
Oh, my God.
What's dad up to?
This turning into the disappointing dad segment.
Well, let's try and bring it back here.
What about this one?
Best friend's partner of eight years didn't come to my wedding
because I didn't invite him simply because I didn't like him.
Hey, it's your day.
You get to decide.
Did you check that off with your partner first?
Or did you just go, I'll handle the invites?
No, that was their best friend's partner.
Oh, their best friend's partner.
Oh, okay.
I didn't like their best friend's partner.
Sorry, I heard partner's best friend.
Yeah, no, that's different.
That's different.
My husband didn't invite his mother to our wedding
She's nuts
Best decision ever
Good for you guys
Whoa
What about this
My sister didn't come to our wedding
Due to a thing called COVID
And she didn't want to get vaccinated
And it was then a requirement
So she could not come
Oh buzzy
That would have caused a bit of a rift in the family
It would have
I am yet to be married
But I missed my brother's wedding
A few years ago
due to a work scheduling conflict.
Even though I had booked the time off.
That's awful.
It's okay though.
My brother won't be attending my wedding due to him passing away last year.
Jesus Christ, that is dark.
That is dark.
You'd use that in stand-up comedy.
You can.
It would be dark comedy.
You use that one in the wedding speech, definitely.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we're even.
At least we're even.
Just look up to the sky and go, we're even.
Even now?
Uh, this one, my brother didn't turn up to my wedding.
His bullshit reason was works more important than his family.
That's dark.
Cool, bro.
That is dark.
My makeup artist, who's also a friend, didn't come to the wedding.
She told me two days beforehand.
Why?
This one, our best family friends growing up didn't come because they had a bridge tournament on.
Whoa.
I didn't go to Ross Boss's wedding.
That's right.
He always gives me shit about this.
He's one of my best friends and I didn't go to his wedding.
Why didn't I go?
This seems to be a trend for you.
Yeah.
Why didn't you go to Ross's wedding?
I had a trip to Thailand.
You didn't agree with who he was married.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we love Stacey.
I didn't think it was going to work out.
You had a what?
I had a trip to Thailand already booked.
Oh, right.
So you got the date after you'd already booked it.
Yeah.
Am I in the clear for that?
It was me, my girlfriend, and some friends of ours.
I mean, did you prove it at the time that it was already booked?
Um, that sounds, that sounds grey area.
Yeah, I wouldn't have booked it.
Can we get Ross on the phone?
I wouldn't have booked it if I knew.
Should we get Ross on the phone?
See what his take on this is?
He might have a different story.
It's ZDM's Brean and Clint podcast.
It's time to play Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's.
A bit of Google down for your Wednesday.
Who is the fastest Googler?
If you've texted either Clint, Claudia or Ella,
you could be scoring 50 KFC chicken dollars if they take it out.
I would ask the questions.
I've put these into Google.
I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up on Google.
If you're the first to yell it out, I'll give you a point.
First of three points takes the game.
Are we ready?
Yeah.
Ready, Brie.
Ready, any last words, Clint, Claudia?
Any last words?
It's been nice knowing you guys.
You're going to be eating my dust in a minute.
Let's go.
Yum, I love dust.
I eat dust for breakfast.
Anybody know dust?
Question number one.
How many seasons of New Zealand Taskmaster have they made?
Claims, damn it.
Clint was quick.
I forgot.
Finale went down last night for season number six.
for New Zealand, correct.
The winner on the show in 15 minutes.
Spoilers.
I didn't say who it was.
They might be on the show right now.
Who knows?
Spoilers.
Spoilers.
What?
One point to Clint.
I haven't been on Taskmaster yet.
Question number two.
In kilos, how heavy is an average horse?
1,700 to a thousand.
70 Ks.
What is a kilo?
Wait, what did you guys say out there?
I said between 700 and 1,000.
Oh, yeah.
500.
500 is the correct answer.
No one gets the points.
Hey.
You all said a wrong answer.
Yeah, and then I said the right answer.
You know the rules.
When you say a wrong answer...
Listen to Bree, Clint.
How long have we played this?
When you say a wrong answer, it means you're out of that point.
So no points for anyone.
There are no average horses.
All horses are beautiful.
Question number three
How many siblings
Does Bowdo and Barrett have
Three
Four
Seven
Shit
Seven
Seven
Seven is correct
Why did you guys
Why? Why did you guys do that?
I don't know
I panicked
I thought I thought I had
And then Clint just kind of
Strulled on in
Two all black siblings
One almost all black sibling
And one sibling
with Down syndrome.
But that's only four.
No, and then there's some others,
so I'm just going to be some interesting Barrett siblings' stets.
I was like, you've missed some.
Dad played for Taranaki.
Wow.
I got Barrett family stats.
And yet you went to Google it.
The Barrett parents were busy.
Question number four.
Two to Clint.
If you girls don't get this, he wins a clean sweep.
An absolute trouncing.
Absolutely not.
Question number four.
Who invented lollipops?
George Smith
Lloyd Pope
George Smith
is correct
A new haven in Connecticut
started making large hard candies
mounted on sticks in 1908
Wonder Claude
2 to Clint question number 5
Who won the gold medal
for the women's 100 metre
race at the 2000
Sydney Olympics
Marion Jones
I'm going to give you both a point
It was a dead heat
Let's go
Two to Claude
Two to Clint
One to Ella
Fun fact
Marion Jones
Then had that gold medal
Taken off of her
Scandal
For doping
Sheesh
So technically she did win
But then
They took it off her
Okay
Question number six
How many
global number one hits
has Kelly Clarkson had
furry
three
Ella in the clinch
Jesus
ties it all up
it is a three-way tie break
you want to know what the three are
you go on a moment like this
which was the song from
American Idol American Idol
My Life would suck without you
and no
since you've been gone no
Breaking free
Stronger
Oh
You would have thought it was since you've been gone though
Hey
Anyway
Question number seven
And this is for the win
Everyone's in play
Here we go
When did Lego
First hit the market
With the interlocking bricks
1932 10th of August
1949
1940, no,
149, yeah, Claudia got it.
Claudia got it.
Well done, girl.
The interlocking bricks was the key part.
What the heck happened to Israel?
What did they sell in 1932?
I think they were selling other products,
but the actual interlocking bricks
was in 1949.
Yeah, yeah.
Claudia, well done, but good job to everyone.
That was a very, very tight game.
But that means...
No, that was an epic joke.
That means Caded.
You backed Claude, so you get 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Well done.
Yay!
Yay!
First time cooler.
No way, Kedin.
First time caller.
Hey, hey, hey, go, Kaden.
First time, Kaden.
Woo!
First time chicken.
Are you cropping?
Go, Kaden.
Licking.
Whip the hair back and forth.
A ZM's Brinklin podcast.
Free and
Clint's Gaydard
Let's rock
Let's
This is Gaydar
Do it
Where we guess
If you're gay
Or straight
Just based on vibe
And one
Non-leading question
Yeah
Non-leading
The answer could be quite
telling this week
But the question's not leading
No it's not
No it's not
It is not
Kelsey
is the first person
To play Gaydar this afternoon
Hi Kelsey
Hi Kelsey
Hello
Kelsey our question
For you this afternoon
is, what was the first ever concert that you went to?
Oh, Jesse McCartney when I was 10 years old.
Oh, what a great first concert.
Bring it back.
Do you remember where it was?
Oh, that Civic Theatre in the city?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Jesse McCartney.
They were the days.
I'm assuming Kelsey would have been crushing on Jesse McCartney.
so I'm going to say straight for Kelsey.
I'm going to say the vibe I'm getting is gay.
Okay, we're split.
Kelsey, what are you?
Bisexual.
Come on, Kelsey.
Let's go!
One to Bree.
Thank you, Kelsey.
Thanks, Kelsey.
Let's go to Esther.
Hi, Esther.
Hi, Esther.
Hi, yeah.
Welcome to Gaydar, Esther.
What was your first concert?
My first concert was Ed Sheeran.
Oh, was that fairly recent?
or are we talking old school ed Sharon?
Oh, this was back in 2015.
Okay.
Okay, Esther.
Esther, oh, yeah.
I think Esther's gay.
I think Esther's gay.
Yeah, I think Esther's gay.
Yeah, I think Esther's gay.
I am.
Yeah.
I'm spinning around.
It was the giggle.
Yeah, it was the little gay giggle.
The little gay giggle.
Got to have the gay giggles.
You got it.
You got to have it.
You get the gay giggles.
I've got one, you've got two.
George is going to play.
Hi, George.
Hi, George.
13.
George, tell us, first concert you ever went to.
My first concert was X Club 7.
Another great one.
These are amazing first concert.
Mine sucks compared to all these.
What was yours?
Human nature.
Do you remember them?
What was the human nature song?
Do we have any in the system?
Well, I have a look in a second.
Let's focus on George.
George, George, George, who went to the S Club 7 concert.
George.
Would have been a while ago.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
My dad took me too.
Yeah.
Did you love everyone?
No, I can't ask that question.
No, you can't ask that.
No.
Because if she answered her favourite member was Rachel, then we'd know.
George's straight.
That's the vibe I'm getting off, George.
Gay.
Oh, split again.
George, George, what are you?
I'm going.
Yes, Georgie!
So you were there for Rachel, George?
Actually, yeah, she was my phone.
Hey, George, same here.
She was doing her thing.
Thanks, George.
Geez, you're on a heater.
I am on a heater.
You're on three from three.
I can't lose it now.
Could this be the perfect game?
Luke's here to play gaydar.
Gide Luke.
Hi, Luke.
How's it going?
Good, thank you.
Luke, first concert you ever went to.
I was the chain smokers at Spark Arena.
Oh, okay.
Interesting first concert.
What year? Do you know, Luke?
He's gone.
Oh!
Okay, you're going to have to do it with Maya.
Hi, Maya.
Hi, Maya.
Hey, team.
Bree can still get 100%, but she needs to get you.
Maya, what was your first ever concert?
Oh, I think it was L.A.
be at Western Springs.
Okay.
What year was that, Maya?
Oh.
It was just after COVID, I think.
Like, 22?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think 2022, yeah.
Okay.
Maya's straight.
I think.
Yeah, dial in, Bree.
I got nothing to lose here.
Hey, Maya, can you just give me a little...
A what?
A little giggle?
Just give me a little giggle.
Okay, lock it in, my's gay.
Gay, you got gay off that?
Yep.
Okay, Maya, what are you?
I'm very gay.
Come on, let's go, baby.
Unbelievable round of gaydar from Bree.
Thank you, Maya.
Thank you, Maya.
Thank you.
See you, doll.
She really didn't want to giggle for you.
See, that one at the end there was another gay giggle.
Hey, well done.
God.
You can keep your gay card for another week
It was just my day today
Human nature
Oh this is where they do
Covers
No
Nothing
Their biggest song
I've been watching you from a fall
Is this them?
Cool first concert, bro
My mum force me
me to go, she wanted to go for herself.
Play ZDM's Bree and Clint.
This is your spoiler alert
if you've not yet watched the finale
of Taskmaster because we're about to talk to the winner.
And your spoiler alert goes for another
three, two, one.
Welcome to the show, Jackie Van Bess.
Thanks for having me.
My arch nemesis, Jackie Van B,
we meet again.
How are you, Jackie?
I'm very well, thanks, Bree.
It's nice to see you again.
You, Jackie,
are a taskmaster champion.
We've only got six of those in the country,
and you are one of them.
What do you say to allegations
that you're the first taskmaster champion
that's never seen taskmaster?
It's not entirely true.
I know that's the rumor.
But when I was invited on the show,
I did watch one of the English episodes,
and I watched a couple of the New Zealand ones.
I thought it looked fun.
In fact, I've been hiding this from my...
Holy smile.
head from my kids behind my hot my poplant but um oh did they not know jacky when we do the live
tapings we had you know my mum and dad came and some people's friends and family and i said to jacky
i was like oh is your family coming down she goes nah they couldn't be bothered
our household brey is so full of excitement that like me being on taskmaster unfortunately
did not no they were very supportive but they didn't come to the live shows to be honest
I didn't invite them.
I thought, oh, you know,
to be pressure to, like, be funny and stuff.
But I've got my father staying with me from Australia at the moment,
and so we've been watching on-demand episodes on TVNZ Plus together,
like me and my dad.
And what's his dad thought of it?
Oh, he loves it.
I want to say, thank you are such a fantastic winner.
I love seeing how you had absolutely no idea what was going on,
and that translated into winning multiple points.
My favourite thing about you, Jackie, is your energy.
It's just infectious.
And I think you're a very worthy winner of Taskmaster.
Oh, thank you, Brie.
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Yeah, it's an interesting one, isn't it?
It's an interesting exercise to go into something not really knowing what it is.
Maybe is that a better way for us to approach life.
You know, like, we joke, but there definitely, I think, is something about caring less.
and I'm not saying you didn't care, but because you didn't overthink it,
you were able to just go into it and go with the flow.
Is that a fair thing to say?
Absolutely fair.
I mean, I think I thoroughly enjoyed myself,
but I was very much just kind of enjoying every moment for what it was.
I never really was counting points or thinking that I could possibly win
because I was so bad.
Yeah, yeah.
I had so many of the tasks.
If you could pick out one of the moments in the show that was your favourite,
what would it be?
I think the most kind of astounding moment for me was when we were in the studio and we were watching that damned, you know, bumper boat thing. And I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe that none of us, pretty much none of us, found Paul or saw Paul. And we all thought the task was something different. I thought that was genius. And I think that was, I'm still like flummoxed by our naeity. It'll go down as one of the great taskmaster tasks.
The bumper boat task.
I mean, imagine being Paul Williams in that moment.
He was loving it sick, Jackie.
We're talking to Jackie Van Beek, the winner of Taskmaster,
crowned last night, spoiler alert.
I'm going to hit you with some rapid fire questions to finish this off.
And I don't want you to think about them, okay?
I want you to go into this like you did Taskmaster
and just say what's on your mind.
Who was, in your opinion, the funniest person on this season of Taskmaster?
Oh, Paul Williams.
Paul Williams.
Okay, yeah, diplomatic arts.
but good answer.
It's a great answer.
I'd have to agree.
Who was the most handsome member
of this season of Taskmaster?
I would actually go Pax.
Packs.
Okay, that's good.
Who had the most raw sexual energy
on this season of Taskmaster?
Oh, Brie.
Brie.
Yeah, Brie.
I just wish I'd be sitting upside up.
I don't think they would have been able
to control us, Jackie.
Oh, my man.
And who's your Taskmaster BFF?
Who are you staying in contact with?
Who do you hope your friends
within another 10 years time?
Well, weirdly kind of Jack and I
have become kind of Facebook
messenger friends.
Like he asked, he requested my friendship, but like after the show, and I got back to him saying,
I know you well enough to know this is a trick.
Stop contact me.
And then he was like, no, no, seriously, I just want to be friends.
So we've been messaging back and forth.
Jackie Van Beak, winner of Taskmaster Season 6, congratulations.
And thanks for talking to us.
Thanks, Jackie.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you.
There you go.
There she is.
She runs off into the distance, not really knowing much about
What she's doing or where she's going?
Who were those people that I was just talking to, since Jackie?
What day is it?
We love her.
Why is this giant gold head in my house?
What the hell?
ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Birthday banger time.
If you've never heard this before, you can call us, tell us your birthday.
We will figure out what was number one on your sweet 16.
Charlotte is here to do their birthday banger.
Hi Charlotte.
Hi, Charlotte.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How's your day being?
Yeah, pretty busy, but it's near in the end now, so that's all good.
Oh, good to hear.
What is your day to birth, Charlotte?
The 24th of the 3rd, 1992.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2008, and we've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday banger.
Estelle and Kanye American Boy.
What do you reckon, Charlotte?
Oh, yeah, it's not bad.
Not my favourite, but not the worst.
This song was huge.
It was massive from Estelle.
Estelle one hit wonder.
Yeah.
Right?
Wait there, Charlotte.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Jaina.
Kura Jaina.
Hi, Jaina.
Jana, are you there?
Hi.
Jana?
Jana.
Jana.
Jana.
Jana.
Jana?
Jaina.
Jaina.
Okay, we've got you now, Jaina.
Jaina, what is your birthday?
29.
That's the third, 1999.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2015.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Another great song, also featuring Kanye West.
This is Rihanna, Paul McCartney, in Kanye.
seconds. What do you reckon, Jaina? Yeah, no, very good. Very good.
That was such an interesting mix of artists, wasn't it?
I've got to be honest, I've never heard Paul McCartney on that song. I've listened to it a lot.
Really? I don't know where he is.
I feel like I definitely have. Have you? And I think I remember watching the music video.
It's in black and white. I remember it. Yeah, in black and white. He's playing a tiny little guitar.
And his parts where he sings.
in it, surely. I remember that.
Anyway, you're into it, right, Jaina?
Yes. Yeah. Good song.
Okay, cool. Wait there. One more birthday banger for
Laker. Hi, Laker. Hi, Laker.
Hi. What have you been doing today, Laker?
Well, I run a preschool music group,
so I've been singing and dancing in a room full of kids.
Wait.
Fun. That sounds awesome.
It doesn't feel like a job. It is awesome.
Yeah, that sounds like pure silliness.
What song are you working on?
the moment, Laker.
To share music group, probably not what was on my 16th birthday, probably.
Yeah, right.
Well, let's see.
Let's see.
You might be able to do this for tomorrow's class.
Let's get a commitment from Laker.
Tomorrow, your kids are going to perform whatever your birthday banger is.
What do you reckon?
Okay, deal.
Okay, deal, deal.
Okay, what is your birthday?
10th of July 86th.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2002.
Who and Laker, here we go.
That's going to be interesting, Laker.
Onezie.
Banger though, Laker.
Yeah, they'll go off.
Okay, wait there.
We've got to choose between Nellie,
Rihanna and Estelle, what are you feeling?
I was vibing.
I'm just going off pure vibes when I heard all three,
and I think it was hot in here for me.
Me too.
Yeah, I agree.
Laker, well done.
You and the preschoolers are going to be having a hell of a good time.
Treat this as a rehearsal, okay?
Yeah, perfect.
Here we go.
From the year 2002,
Harker's birthday banger from Nellie.
And tomorrow, it will be performed by all the preschoolers.
Granclin Zidim
Zedim
Nellie
Brenclant
Nellie
Hot and Hur
A Bertley Bangor
for Laker from the year
2002 and she has
promised
that that will be performed
by her preschool music group
tomorrow
God, that's going to be a good time
imagine when they go home
to their parents
and they're like
Hey mum and dad
look what I learned today
That reminds me, I didn't tell you about this.
Do you know what?
Because you can't control what songs your children pick up.
Yeah, obviously.
My four-year-old Maggie's favourite song at the moment.
What is it?
Which after hearing once, she knows all the words too.
Tears.
No, not tears, no, but just as bad.
What is it?
Calise milkshake.
Oh, but who doesn't love that song?
I know.
It's a fantastic song.
But it doesn't feel right coming out of the mouth of a four-year-old.
My milkshake brings me to the boy and they're like
Could be worse, it could be.
The bit where she goes, I could teach you, but I have to charge.
Could be worse.
When I hear it from behind and I'll be right back.
I thought you're going to say a song that it could be worse.
Trick me from Kalees.
It's going to be worse.
Zed ends, Brian Clint.
I believe that I have found what I think is the best ad on New Zealand
television at the moment. Okay, interesting.
I want to know from you guys, is there any ads that you've seen recently where you're like,
oh, I'm loving that?
Yeah, all the Tina from Turner's ads.
I mean, they're fantastic.
In my mind, they're the best ads on TV and radio.
Yeah, they're great.
They're fantastic producers.
Do you remember during Celebrity Treasure Island, in the ad break, there was one that said
to listen to Bree and Clint on ZDM.
That was a fantastic ad.
Kiss us.
Ella?
Any you've been liking
Or nothing that's jumped out of you
She's a gin, she doesn't watch TV with ads
Just you, I can appreciate a good ad
Oh, the, um
You got some ghost chips
Yeah, got some ghost chips
That's like 15 years old
Holy hell
I'm talking about currently, currently on the television
There's this ad that has popped up a few times
Which the first time I heard it
I was like
What?
I was like, is this a real ad?
And then I was like, oh my God, it's a real ad.
And then I fell in love with it.
So the ad is for dove, whole body deodorant.
Okay.
So it's a deodorant ad.
Yeah.
But it's the song, a famous song that they've taken,
which normally, I'm not a fan of a parody song.
But this ad, I think I can get around.
Have a listen.
All my ladies roll your deal like this.
When you move your body feel comforted.
All my ladies try this.
deal real quick let your body body how you see fit my neck my back my legs and pigs all that
my neck my back your thighs will be intact my neck my back i smell so good like ass yeah all my
my legs roll your deal like this yeah that's a fantastic air that's a fantastic air isn't it yeah yeah
yeah yeah i'm in love with it what's it for for dove body hold the owner yeah so it's for dove hold
body deodorant
72
Oh
Not what I said
What did you say
Oh no
Don't worry
I think I know
What you said
You've got one of the buy
Which actually fits
With the song
Yeah
So yeah
It's for your
For your neck
Your back
Even your crack
Your body hole
Yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah well done
Dove
Very good
Yeah
Can we just say
Very good
Golf clap
Yeah
Everyone
Good show
Thanks everyone
Who is ready for a would you rather?
I'm ready for a would you rather and you told us that it's going to be very clear cut.
I think so and if anyone in the team, if you are on the opposite side to what I think the majority is going to pick, I will be disgusted.
But I'm not going to tell you which is which, obviously.
Producers.
Hang on, hang on, who's worried about disgusting Brie?
I'm not.
Oh, you're a good point.
Yeah.
She's pretty gross.
Who values Bree's opinion?
I do, do.
Of them.
Yep.
I do.
Don't believe that.
Okay, would you rather?
Right.
We could have avoided all that and just done the would you rather.
Okay, here's the would you rather.
Would you rather never have a shower or a bath again so you can't wash yourself ever again?
Okay.
Can I bathe in the river?
No.
Okay.
You can't wash yourself.
You cannot know.
Okay.
Oh, well, I guess you can't.
No, no, you can't wash yourself.
Can I use baby wipes?
Actually, no.
This might even it up a bit.
Can Claudia give me a sponge bath?
No.
You can't wash yourself in any way, but if you go for a swim,
you know, you can go for a swim.
And a soapy lake.
But no scrubbing.
But no scrubbing.
Yes, no soap, no scrubbing.
No share pill conditioner.
You can't wash yourself.
Can I shave my legs?
Sure.
Why not?
You have to dry.
or you never brush your teeth ever again i'll take the i'll take the i'll take the i'll take the
washing same yeah yeah so which one would you never would you rather i'll continue to brush my teeth
please agreed and i'll just take the odd plunge here and there yep wait question because we
we really dissected the first one can i have gum oh this is okay no wait i'm changing it this is getting
Too complicated.
Yeah.
One, you can never wash again.
Okay.
Full stop.
Okay.
Two, you can never brush your teeth ever again.
Full stop.
What about gum?
No, there's no, what about this?
What about that?
No, oral hygiene.
Yeah.
What about if I eat something that's really minty?
No.
No.
No.
But you can eat apples.
Yeah, which one are you picking?
You're never washing again?
Yeah.
Forever in your whole life or you're never brushing your teeth ever again in your whole life.
I think I'll continue to brush my teeth.
Same.
That one feels more disgusting to me.
I agree, but I'm also really thinking about not ever washing.
You'd be itchy.
No, why?
No, you'd be fine.
Your skin's natural oils would take away.
No, I would be so pimply and itchy.
Shocked.
I'm glad this is a 50-50.
Really?
I am shocked.
You know when I said I'd be disgusted?
Yeah.
You'd rather rank breath?
I would rather wash my body.
Your teeth will literally rot out of your head.
Yeah.
You'll just have open wounds inside your mouth.
No, well, you wouldn't.
You would.
You would.
You would.
And you still go to the dentist.
Oh, you can go to the dentist.
You can go to the dentist.
You didn't say that.
Oh, okay.
Then I'll go to the dentist once a week.
No, you can't go to the dentist once a week.
You go to the dentist like a normal amount.
They'll be like, you disgusting pig, you don't brush your teeth.
And you're like, coming to the dentist here.
You don't know if it's going to be clear cut.
This is terrible.
I thought it was.
I thought it was.
You guys copy.
Are we 50-50?
Yeah, we are.
Claudia, what are you?
No, I'm 50-50 and myself.
I don't know.
That's not how the game of would-you-rather is played.
I'm leaning towards never washing to save my teeth.
Yeah.
I'd rather have a full mouth of teeth.
You know how bad toothache is?
Gross.
That's what you'll get.
You know how bad, sweaty, fragrant areas are?
I don't do sport.
I don't have to bust if I don't need to.
Clint, imagine you go to the gym.
Yeah.
You were, imagine I saw how sweaty you were on the weekend
after you played that soccer game
and then you're not allowed to shower.
I'm not changing my mind.
No, neither.
I'm not changing my mind.
I want to brush my teeth just talking about this.
Me too.
Am I gross?
No, you just, your priorities are...
I would just prefer it.
You're not gross.
You just don't prioritize your oral hygiene.
Yeah, we were the last time you went to the dentist.
I go to the dentist once every six months.
Thank you very much.
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Coachella line-up dropped yesterday
This will be the biggest festival
of 2026, because it's always
between Coachella and Glastow and there's no Glastow next year.
Oh yeah, it's a year off, isn't it?
It's a year off in the most British way ever, so the fields can regenerate.
Smart.
Because Glastow's on a farm, and it rains a lot, and it turns into a big mud pit.
Is it on a private Leon farm?
Yeah, it's a family that allows it to happen there every year.
Imagine how much they get paid.
I think there's some kind of deal where they don't charge a crazy amount for it.
What?
I think, I could be wrong, I don't know.
Anyway, Coachella line-up drops yesterday.
Justin Bieber is one of the headliners.
Huge, Justin Bieber's big return to the stage.
Sabrina Carpenter is one of the headliners,
which is incredible when you think that two years ago,
Sabrina Carpenter had no hits,
and now she is literally headlining Coachella.
Yeah, she's everywhere.
And they always have three headliners over three days for Coachella.
The third artist is an artist called Carol G,
which you'll be forgiven for not knowing.
A lot of Kiwis won't know who Carol G is.
I hadn't heard a Carol G until yesterday.
Yeah, I can't say that I've heard a Carol G.
I've done a bit of research.
She's a Colombian singer.
She's considered to be one of the most influential ragaton
and urban pop artists in the world right now.
She's won a Grammy.
She's won six Latin Grammys.
She's got five Billboard Music Awards.
So she's a big deal, just not to us.
If they've put her in there, obviously, you know,
She's earned her stripes and people are going to be excited about it.
Obviously, she's going to drag in a big audience, right?
I've got some of her music here.
This is Carol G.
This song's called Provenza.
And this one, I'm not even going to try and pronounce.
God, everything sounds so much sexier.
Doesn't it?
You know, she could be singing about, you know, anything.
Cleaning the toilet.
And it would sound sexy.
Yeah, totally, totally.
She's hot too.
So if you're going to Coachella, those are your big ones.
There's heaps more, too.
Heaps of heritage artists, lots of up-and-coming artists,
song was on the bill.
I was going to say anyone you're excited for, particularly.
I would be excited for the strokes.
Oh, yeah, I saw that they're on the bill.
There's a rumor radio heater going to pop up there as well.
and then lots of current artists and throwback artists as well.
Yeah, it's going to be huge.
It's on the bucket list, Coachella, for me.
Yeah.
It's so expensive though.
My God, you looked into going last year, didn't you?
I looked into it and I couldn't justify the price.
Didn't you say it was going to be about 20 grand to do the trip?
Yeah, about 20 grand.
That was for me and my partner, but it was only for like a week.
Like that wasn't even like, you know, it wasn't even like you got more time after.
to that was pretty much like 10 grand each
and that was seven days
and tickets to the show. Well, I enjoyed
those snippets but I'm not that keen
to see Carol G so I might sit this one out.
Yeah, it's a lot of money.
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Bree and Clint Podcast.
That's the end of our show. Boy,
thanks for joining us.
Hip-Hip Hurray! Have you noticed how
in New Zealand not everyone
does the hip-hip hooray? I have noticed
yeah. I've also noticed quite a
Hip-hip, hibb, hooray, if it does happen, people will all often fade away after two.
Yeah.
You know what's that?
Wait, what's the right amount?
Three.
There goes, hip-hip, hooray.
Hip-hip, hooray.
Hip-hip, hooray.
Hip-hip, hooray.
That's three.
People lose confidence after the second one.
Yeah.
It's not good, man.
It's not good.
If you lose the room, then the main hip-hipper is the one that loses confidence.
If you lose the room, it's it's all over.
Couldn't I just say it's expected and you should have confidence?
And if they don't hooray, that's on them.
Yeah, don't be embarrassed.
You do the ha-bips.
You, hip-hip.
Don't worry if no one's hooray.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, let's get out of here.
Today really feels like a Thursday, which sucks because it's not.
It's on Wednesday.
Tomorrow is, so we're not far off.
Have a great night.
We'll see you guys back tomorrow.
Tata.
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