ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 18th April 2024

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

The most boring attractions around the world.  Mumma Di and Big Steve are back in town, so we sent something special to meet them at the airport.  The body part that indicates the size of your nethers.  Why won't Clint's wife take his TV recommendations??  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. Cheers to KFC. The new Zinger Mozzarella Burger is available now. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. I thought I was about to get into my work email after being locked out of it for a week. But she's still on lockdown, people. You've been trying so hard to get into that work email too. Let's be real. I never reply to emails. But it would be nice to... It's like you're on holiday a week early when you can't get into your work emails.

It's like my out of office is already on. Yeah. But it's so frustrating. I just want to get back into my email to get nothing. How did workplaces operate before email was invented? Yeah. Did you have to go to each other's desk that many times or did you just not communicate with people as much? Like, what I always wonder is,

did things like email make work better? Or did it just add another thing that you had to do each day, like check your emails? I think it just added an extra thing. Yeah, all this technology is meant to make life better, but actually it just gives you another thing to have to worry about. It's a double-edged sword.

There's some good points, some bad points. A definite bad point is that people take work home with them. Yeah. That's the smartphone thing. And see, this is why I don't have my work email on my phone. That is the main reason why, because I think

you know, work-life balance. You don't know how to get your work emails on your phone. And I don't really want it, to be honest. I barely have it on my laptop at this point. I've been locked out for a week. Ignorance is bliss. Hey, we're going to add an item to our cart at 4 o'clock. If you've got all three, you can have that cart at 5 o'clock.

If you get through, we're going to have Kaylee Bell on the show with us today. We're going to play What's the Plot? It's going to be a good old time. And next, we're going to do Tradiverse Lady. As per usual, $50 up for grabs. Thanks, KFC. If you want to take it home with you, call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. It's tradie versus lady.

Here we are. We start the show off every day where the tradies take on the ladies and we keep score. The tradies on 30, the ladies itching in front on 32. Our lady today is from Auckland, she's 36 and she doesn't have a belly button. Say what? Welcome to the show, Kayleigh. How? Why? I was born with my bowel on the outside, so they put it back in and now I just have a big scar.

Oh, my God. And they creep me out. They gross me out. Belly buttons creep you out. I was going to say, technically, Kayleigh, a belly button is a big scar. Yeah, or a mouth that you don't use anymore. It's a scar.

Belly buttons are the worst thing. Yeah, well, if you've never had one, then I would say that. Okay, you're no belly button elitist, okay? Not all of us can have no belly button. I can have mine closed up, you know, Kayleigh and I'll be just like you. You're taking on our

tradie today who I assume has a belly button. He's from Hawke's Bay. He's 39 and he used to work with Sausage Boy. Oh, not Sausage Boy. Oh, Sausage Boy's crew back. We are being plagued by Sausage Boy. Welcome to the show, Matt. G'day, Matt. Hey, how's it going? Look, famously

Sausage Boy and Co haven't done well in Tradie vs Lady. Are you going to change that today? Oh, I hope so. It's a bit of a cursed association, but you've taken it on. Pretty much. Sweet as. Have you got a belly button, by the way? I do. It's kind of

weird that it doesn't. That's all good. Each for their own. Innie or outie? I've got an innie. An innie, yeah. Yeah, most people have an innie. Most have got an innie, yeah. My uncle has an outie because he's got a hernia. Oh, fair enough. It's not good. He needs to get that taken

care of. He does. Kayleigh, your buzzer is lady. Matt, yours is tradie. And the first one of you two to give us three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Good luck. Question number one. In which island would you find the town of Featherston? North or south? Tradie.

Yes, Matt. Justin? North. North is correct. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. Who played the character Hannah Montana in the hit Disney show? Tradie. Yes, mate. Miley Cyrus?

Yeah. It was Miley Cyrus. Nice work. You're away and flying. Kaylee, you need this one to stay in the game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Keeley?

Yeah. Yes, Keeley. Oh, I don't know. No. Stan or Sam? Doing a free guess, Matt. Sam Walker? Sam Walker is incorrect. We, Matt. Sam Walker. Sam Walker is incorrect.

We're looking for Stan Walker. Stan Walker would have taken it. All right. Question number four. No points there. What colour wine is a cab sav? Brady. Matt.

Red. It is red. And the boys erupt in the background. He's taken on the big 50 for Sausage Boy and Co. The Sausage Boy curse may have been lifted. Congratulations, Matt. Thanks, buddy. That'll buy a few saucies. And some bread.

Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this thing that AI technology has done because it's quite interesting, where essentially they've done this program where they've asked AI to put animals against each other to see who is the toughest animal on the planet. Oh, they'll make a great TV show. Wouldn't it?

Yeah. So how they did it was they combined, you know, different elements of the animals. So like size, weight, strength, speed, offensive, defensive capabilities and then they put like two animals together to see who would come out on top in that fight. Because obviously certain animals you're never going to actually see fight in the wild.

Like shark versus bear. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. But they'd put in all this information and you would get a result. So they could do shark versus bear? Yes. Oh, okay. This is fascinating.

Yeah, based on all those different, you know, elements. So I thought we could run through. I wonder if it takes into account, is it shark versus bear on land or water? You know? Yeah, it did talk about that. Who's got home ground advantage? Yeah, that's a hard one. But there was 256 animals in this tournament.

Oh, yeah. Where they... I hope they didn't put every animal in there. Like, take out rabbit or... Well, they narrowed it down to where ultimately, you know, like a tennis tournament, there was eventually a final. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's go through.

And to all the animal rights activists listening, these are all computer-generated fights. They're not real fights. No. Whereas like at the Coliseum, they actually used to make animals fight against each other, which not nice. But let's do the top seven. According to AI, what they think would be the toughest animal on the planet.

Okay. So in position number seven was the polar bear. Yep. Yep. Totally. Ferocious animal. Yep. It's got size.

It's good on land and in water. Yep. Can swim. Huge paws. There's a lot of great points about the polar bear. Although they're looking pretty weak at the moment, the polar bears. I reckon I could... You reckon you could take it?

I reckon I could take one of those hungry ones. Mate. Just kidding. Keep going. Number six, toughest animals on the planet according to AI, the tiger shark. Oh, yeah. Yep. Tiger shark came in at number six.

That's a pretty good effort from the tiger shark. Yeah. Number five was the leopard. Yeah. What? You don't rate a leopard? It's fast. I didn't know it would be top five toughest. Leopards are... Like I'm putting lion, tiger,

jaguar, puma, a head of leopard. A head of a leopard? Are you thinking of a cheetah? Yes. No, a leopard's different. Oh, okay. Leopard's more like a jaguar oh okay yeah then yep cool i i agree yep uh number four might be surprising to some but if you know you know that this animal is super aggressive a hippo oh that's what they say hey one of the more hippos and people people are killed by hippos than like something. Crocodiles or whatever.

Yeah. A hippo, apparently the bite strength on a hippo is one of the strongest in the world. And they're quite fast. Yeah. They can move in the water. Look out. They're quite aggressive. Coming in at number three, we're into the medals now.

Hippos kill more humans than sharks. That's a true fact. Yeah, wild. And lionsppos kill more humans than sharks. That's a true fact. Yeah, wild. And lions. They kill more humans than lions. Because they don't look dangerous. No, I know. Like they do, but they don't look like a shark.

No. If you've just joined us, these are the toughest animals according to AI, where they've actually simulated these fights, and these are the animals that have come out on top. We're into the medals now. Coming in at number three for the toughest animal on the planet was a saltwater crocodile. Yeah. Yeah, crocodiles terrify me.

They're dinosaurs. Yeah, no thanks. Yeah. When my cousins used to live in Cairns in Queensland, we used to go visit them as kids and we used to be playing soccer in the backyard and a ball would go haywire into the flats and my cousin would be like, oh, don't go get that ball just in case. And I'd be like, why just in case? He'd be like, there's crocodiles down there.

I'd be like, yeah, that ball's gone. No one go get that one Number two The toughest animals On the planet Any ideas? Any guesses? Great white shark Is it the great white shark or grizzly bear? It's a tiger

Oh a tiger Because I think they're taking into account speed Like you know All these different things. Tiger came in at number two, which means the number one spot. Does anyone want to have a guess? Producers.

It'll be Great White Shark. You want to throw an animal out there? I stand by Great White Shark or Grizzly Bear. Okay, locking it in. Yeah, I feel like it might be a bear. Yeah. Grizzly Bear or Brown Bear. Ella?

Like an elephant? Coming in in the top spot for the toughest animal, according to AI, is an elephant. An elephant? An elephant. Who would have thought it? They could step on you. Because they don't even seem aggressive to me.

Yeah. They don't even seem like they would. I think it's due to their huge, they said it's due to their huge size combined with its strength and intelligence. Yeah. Because they're one of the smartest animals on the planet. And they've got that trunk.

Yeah, fascinating. There you go. No great white shark. No great, well, it could have been somewhere in the top ten. Yeah, no orca and no grizzly bear. Yeah. Yeah. Grizzly's got to be in there somewhere.

Have you seen The Paws? Yeah, huge. Bree and Clint. Guys, I'm in that really lovely, warm, fuzzy-feeling stage where you find a new TV show that just grips you. Oh, one of those ones where you're excited to go home and watch it? Yes. Yeah.

I mean, there's not much that beats that. I'm not in there at the moment. Yeah. It's the worst when you're not. Isn't it so much like relationships? Yeah. Yeah, you're in the honeymoon stage. The honeymoon stage of a TV show.

With a new TV show, yeah. And I'm so excited because it's been a while. It's been a little while for me. It's good to get back on the horse. Yeah. And, you know, fine. While there, you were worried you were never going to find another TV show that you would love. Yeah, and

I was like, is that it? Am I never going to connect with another show in the same way? You were flirting with going back to one of your old TV shows. I was. I was. I was like, do I go back there? It's never as good. I have a couple of times. I know, but it's never the same. Some shows I've gone back three or four times.

Yeah, that's natural. You know, it always has never the same. Some shows have gone back three or four times. Yeah, that's natural. You know, it always has to end sometimes. Sometimes just for one night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So weird, but it's so true. This show's blowing up on Netflix at the moment.

And look, I will warn you, and people who have seen it will know, the show's called Baby Reindeer. Yeah. And it is dark. Like, it's pretty, it's eerie Reindeer. Yeah. And it is dark. Like, it's pretty. It's eerie. It's creepy. It's all of those things.

And because it's based on a true story, it's that much darker. Does it have any, like, a lot of the dark stuff recently, like The Gentleman, for example, had humour through it as well? Yeah, like, it does. But because it's a true story i think it's just quite harrowing that's how i'd probably describe it so if you haven't seen it um it's based on the true story of this comedian called richard gad where essentially um he finds himself in a very terrifying situation where a woman is stalking him.

But it's so much more than that. It's so complicated because he has a relationship with this woman. Not in that way, but he befriends her and then she starts stalking him and then it's quite intense and she's obviously mentally not well. But there's a couple of stories, all these stories flying around about it at the moment where during the show we see some of the emails that this woman sent to this guy. Yeah.

And I read this article the other day which apparently they used some of the real emails that the woman in real life sent to this guy. But I was just reading this article talking about how many in real life, how much communication this woman had with Richard Gad, who it's about. Do you want to hear? Yeah. So this woman apparently over the time that this went on for there was 350 hours of voicemail.

Oh. 700 I hate anything more than a 30 second voicemail. 350 hours. Yep. Yep. 744 tweets 46 Facebook messages 4 fake Facebook accounts 106 pages of letters

and this is the kicker which she liked to email the most. 41,071 emails. That's exhausting and terrifying. Yeah. That somebody would be that obsessed with you. It's a very dark show. But I'm really excited to go home and watch it tonight. But I'm excited to go home and watch

because it just grips you in. Okay, if you're looking for a TV show and you reckon you can handle all of that stuff, what's it called? Baby Reindeer. It's on Netflix right now. There you go, everybody. Good luck. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's

Joe. We had him on the show yesterday and he judged our Joe Friday Okies where we sang that song. If you want to hear the full interview with Joe, it's on our podcast. And if you want to see a very fun video with him, because God, he was good value, judging our Friday Okies,

that's up at ZM online right now. Go check it out. Really nice fella. Someone has used Google reviews to compile a list of the world's most boring tourist attractions and one New Zealand attraction has made the list. How dare they? How very dare they?

Actually, let's talk about what it is first and then we can decide. It's not Hobbiton. Hobbiton is- Of course it's not Hobbiton. Hobbiton is not boring. Hobbiton is awesome. It is not either of the luges. Theybiton is not boring. Hobbiton is awesome. It is not either of the luges. They are both

excellent tourist attractions. They're a great time. What else is great? What else is great tourist attractions? None of our bungee jumps. The bungee jumps are awesome. There's heaps of great stuff in New Zealand. It's none of our extreme sports ones. Oh, I know what it is. Oh, how dare they? How dare they? It's

Puzzle World in Wanaka. It's not Puzzle World. Oh dare they. It's Puzzle World in Wanaka. It's not Puzzle World. Oh, they're lucky. Puzzle World is not in the world's 100 most boring attractions. Have you been to Puzzle World? No, I've been past Puzzle World. It's quite puzzling. Yeah, I'll bet. The study, they analysed 66 million Google reviews

on 3,500 tourist attractions across 384 cities around the world to get this. So it's a fairly broad study. So you'd be extra gutted to make the top 100. They looked for words in the reviews like boring, bored, bore, boredom, tiresome, dull, drab, lacklustre, lifeless, mediocre and tedious. None of those words you'd like to be described as. Yeah. No, not at all. And they used an algorithm to discount things where it said,

it was not boring, you know? Oh, gotcha, gotcha. So they've got to cover all. And with that information and with that amount of detail, we can confirm the world's 54th most boring attraction is Motat in Auckland. No way. That's around the corner from me. Museum of Transport and Technology, where I've got to be honest, I've never been.

It's got the tram. It's got the tram that goes back and forth. It's got the tram that drives around past the zoo. Sometimes there's bubbles being blown. It's got a butt that goes back and forth and the kids love it. It's got the tram that drives around past the zoo. Sometimes there's bubbles being blown. It's got a buttload of trams. It's where we put quite literally all of the trams when they were retired. Oh, that's a bit harsh. It's got retired aircraft.

It's got old technology like rotary phones and things like that. Do you reckon it's because it's situated right next to Auckland Zoo? And Auckland Zoo is fantastic. Like, it's a it's situated right next to Auckland Zoo and Auckland Zoo is fantastic. Like it's a great zoo, hard to compete with. Maybe people are coming from the zoo, they go to Motat, boom. Yeah, do you reckon the reviews were like, this was boring compared to the zoo?

They had a lion. Yeah. Motat had some old train driver's hat. Have you been to Motet? No. No, me neither. Claudia looks offended as a child of Auckland. You've been to Motet, haven't you?

Of course I've been to Motet. What do you think about Motet being the 54th most boring attraction in the world? Fair. Really? It's pretty cool, but if you're not into trains or planes, then there's only a mirror maze and that's better. But kids are into trains and planes. That's true. Yeah, kids love that stuff.

That's great for kids, but maybe not for grown-ups. But you know what? Kids are not writing Google reviews. That's possibly the issue. Yeah, that's where MoTat's going wrong. Their target market doesn't have a Google account. Yeah, they should put a limit on age of who can write a review. Australia had seven of the top ten most boring attractions in the world.

Had seven in the top ten? Yeah, some of them included Legoland Discovery Centre in Melbourne. Haven't been. The Museum of Sydney. Haven't been. These are the world's most boring attractions. Melbourne's Immigration Museum. Jesus Christ, that sounds boring.

They need to up the ante on the museums in Australia. What else? And some museum in Perth also made the list. Interestingly, so Legoland in Melbourne is in the top 100. Yeah. There are three Legolands worldwide in the top 10 most boring attractions. Legoland would be the last place I think would be boring. Or that I picture to be boring.

Lego Land in Toronto. Lego Land in Fort Worth, Texas. Lego Land in Atlanta, Georgia. God, Lego is going to be devastated to hear this. Yeah. But is Lego Land fun? Is it? Not for, well, not for most adults.

Yeah. Like, obviously there is adults that are into Lego. Yeah, it would be if you're into Lego. Parents are taking their kids to Lego Land. Adults? Yeah. Like, obviously there is adults that are into Lego. Yeah, it would be if you're into Lego. But a lot of parents are taking their kids to Legoland. Yeah. You know what? Can I ask is what, is Buckingham Palace on the most boring attractions?

No, Buckingham Palace is super interesting. Buckingham Palace is poos. No, Buckingham Palace is not poos. It's a poos attraction. I didn't even know if it was the palace. I had to ask my partner when we got there. I was like, is that it? That's silly from you. That's silly from you.

It's just a big old... It's one of the most recognisable buildings on the planet. I didn't recognise it. I had to confirm with someone else that was there. I was like, are you sure that that's it? You would put Buckingham Palace on that list. It'd be number one. I wonder what else would go on that list.

We've done this before, but it's always interesting to see what people say. And now that people are travelling again, it's a good time to do it. 0800 dial ZM. What is the most boring attraction that you've ever visited? You were told to go there. They said, spend your money on the admission price.

It'll be great. And you got there and you're like, this is poos. And no one call up and say the Coliseum because you're ridiculous. If you think the Coliseum is a boring attraction, there's something wrong with you. I feel the same way about Buckingham Palace. Not the same. Not in the same category at all. What goes on the list?

Brie and Clint. We just broke the news. Well, we didn't, we just relayed the news That the 54th most boring attraction in the world Is Auckland's very own Motat Which is That's rough It's rough

That's rough I think Motat provides the service They've got so many old planes and old trains and old phones People love to go to Motat And what about this text that came in straight away This is horse shit. Motat is effing awesome. There's always something different to do and they

have theme days. They even have a wild RAT night where they do the history of sex toys. Yep. I mean, does that sound like the 50-something most boring attraction? No, it doesn't. Not to me. Nope. So we've asked you, what should be on the list? People did want to know what the number one most boring was, but believe it or not, it doesn't. Not to me. Nope. So we've asked you, what should be on the list?

People did want to know what the number one most boring was, but believe it or not, it was too boring to say. It's the Branson Scenic Railway in Missouri. Oh. Like it wasn't on anyone's bucket list. It wasn't really worth mentioning. Not one of the big ones. But there it is.

Some of these texts coming through are spot on and we always get them. We said, what is the most boring attraction in the world? Someone said Stonehenge is definitely boring. I've heard that. I've heard that. I mean, it is a bunch of rocks. It's just a pile of rocks. But it's unexplained.

That's the interesting bit. Yeah. But if you went as a casual fan, you'd be like, bunch of rocks. I've heard it's quite small. But if you went as someone who'd been researching it with your own theory. You've watched a few docos. Yeah. Someone said most boring attraction is the poo pool in Invercargill.

Well, look, the poo pool in Invercargill is not really an attraction. It's more of a council facility that someone started to defecate in. Technically, it would have attracted people there. Well, yeah. Have a look. Things can become attractions like the rat infested countdown in Dunedin. Yep. That's become an attraction. Become an attraction. You go in, you try and spot a rat.

Someone said Pearl Harbour in Honolulu, poo's attraction. I've been to Pearl Harbour. I don't know if I agree. Pearl Harbour. I quite liked it. Pearl Harbour's one of the most significant places in modern history.

Yeah. But they said Pooh's attraction. Okay, this person wants to be anonymous. Anonymous, what's the most boring attraction in the world according to you? The Pearl Tower in Shanghai. The Pearl Tower. What's the Pearl Tower in Shanghai? I'm looking at it now.

Yeah, it kind of looks like a sky tower tower but it's got two balls on it instead. Yeah, yeah, that's the one. What was so boring about it? It doesn't have a good view? It was more the fact that you spent two hours in a queue to get up there. Yeah. After getting, you know, the ticket. Yeah. Once you're getting to the top,

you know, the smog cup just covered the view. Oh, you can't see anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough. And then to get down again, you're just standing in another queue to get the lift up down again. Yeah, I had a similar experience at the Empire State Building,

but the thing was, once you got to the top, you were on top of the Empire State Building looking around New York City. So that was actually really exciting. But two hours to go in an elevator, it does really suck the life out of the experience, doesn't it? Yeah, it's a long time to wait. Yeah. Okay, thanks Anonymous.

We appreciate it. Someone texted and said Hooker Falls is boring. Wait! I've never been. Hooker Falls? No, I haven't been. It's a very big, very powerful waterfall. I've heard the dark story of the guy in the...

Yeah. Are we talking about the same thing? Is that the same falls? The one where the ladies put the guy over? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The dominatrix. Yeah. Yeah. Wild story. Quite a dark story. Someone said the most boring place is the volcanic

activity centre in Taupo. But what... I haven't been, so I can't comment. But what experience were you expecting at the Volcanic Activity Centre in Taupo? Are they expecting volcanoes to erupt? Yeah, true. I guess volcanic activity is quite exciting, so maybe you were expecting something good. Charlie is 13 and you want to contribute to the most boring attractions.

What do you reckon, Charlie? I'm a first-time caller. Wait a second, Charlie. Hold on. Let's go, Charlie! I've been waiting for this moment for my whole life. Oh, and it's finally here! 13 long years, Charlie, and you've just done it.

I've got goosies. What a moment for young Charlie. Charlie, Charlie, how does it feel? Pumped about it. Real pumped. And we're just as pumped for you. Hey, Charlie, you know what? As a first-time caller, we're going to hook you up with some KFC chicken dollars.

My mum loves KFC. We appreciate your support, Charlie. Phil's down by us to ask this now. She's probably never going to share it with me. Nah, well, it's 50 bucks. I'd like to see your mum eat 50 bucks of KFC to herself. It'd be quite the feat. While we've got you here, Charlie, what's the most boring attraction you've ever been to? The Cromwell fruit thing.

It's literally fruit. It's fruit. Yeah, but it's just a statue coming into town. It's big fruit. Come on. I'd have to agree with you, Charlie. I've seen it and it is just a bunch of big fruit. Who are we to argue with the most excited first time caller ever?

I mean, yeah, the big fruit in Cromwell, you can see that at the family bar as well. Bunch of big fruit. It's a bunch of big fruit. Hey, Charlie, hold the line. Thanks for calling up. Charlie, you still there? Oh, yes.

Hold the line, Charlie. We'll get you that KFC. Appreciate your call. Okay. Okay, cool. So cute. I love Charlie'll get you that KFC. Appreciate your call. Okay, cool. So cute. I love Charlie. My mum loves KFC.

Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline That she can do Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? If you're new to the Bree and Clint show, welcome Every week we go head to head, well Bree does

Guessing movie plotlines as quickly as possible And if someone can take her down, they win the prize jackpot Last week it got one So we start the jackpot again at $50 today. And Laura, you're going to take Bree on. Hi. Hi, Laura. Hi. Bree's never more vulnerable than just after a loss.

My confidence is low, Laura. This is the time to swoop. Okay, I'll take it. She's like a wounded gazelle. That's the one you pick off, Laura. Okay? Okay. You're going to target her. We were just talking on the show about the most boring travel

spots. So today let's swing it the other way. These are all movies that are set in some of the best travel spots around the world or movies that are about travelling. Which is broad but it should give you some kind of funnel to

go through. Okay. Laura, if you know the movie plotline, yell out your name to have a guess. Don't wait for me to finish it and if you get two right before Bree does, you get the cash. Okay. No movies are coming to mind. Normally when the theme gets read out, all these movies spring to mind. Oh,

I'm nervous. Okay, let's go to movie number one. Good luck, both of you. A billionaire and car mechanic are complete strangers until fate lands them in the same hospital room. The men find they have two things in common, a need to come to terms with who they are and what they have done... Laura?

Laura? Is that the bucket list? Oh, yeah. Laura, well done. I was never going to get that. Fun fact, the term bucket list? Oh, yeah. Laura, well done. I was never going to get that. Fun fact, the term bucket list didn't exist before the movie. Yeah, I know. Isn't that wild?

Isn't that weird? Crazy. That movie created the term bucket list and now we just feel like it's already existed. It's always existed. I've never watched that film, but I've heard it's good. It's quite good. Yeah. Okay, Laura, you have the advantage. Oh, no.

Could she lose two weeks in a row? I don't know if Bree's ever lost two weeks in a row. I don't think I have. Movie number two. And it doesn't start now! Sorry, I'm just trying to pump myself up. A woman is happy to accommodate her, sorry, to accompany her long-time boyfriend to meet his friend's...

Let me start again. A woman is happy to accompany her long-time boyfriend to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. Brie. Brie. Is it Crazy Rich Asians? Took a stab. Movie number three.

Laura, how old are you? Took a stab. Movie number three. Oh, God, okay. Laura, how old are you? 30-something. Yeah, sweet. I had to check. I had to check that this is a fair movie for both of you. Okay. And it is.

Movie number three. During summer break, a girl and her closest pals head off... Laura. Laura. Is this Sisterhood of the travelling pounds. No. Brief free guess. It's a good guess though, Laura.

Don't know. Need more. I'll keep going. During summer break, a girl and her closest pals head off on a school-sponsored journey to Rome. Before long, she makes the acquaintance... Bree. Bree. Oh, no.

It's the one with Selena Gomez. No. Something Monaco? Laura, free guess. Is it the Lizzie McGuire movie? Oh, shit. You would not read about it. Laura, well done.

Well deserved. I'm sorry it's not more money, but you get the title. You are a What's the Plot champion. It is a small group of people. You are now amongst them. We have $50 cash coming your way. Congratulations. Oh, how good.

And took three down for the second week in a row. How good. No, no, no. Way to remind me again there at the end, Laura. No, I appreciate. Anne took three down for the second week in a row. How good. No, no, no. Wait to remind me again there at the end, Laura. No, I appreciate that. You're welcome. You're welcome. Call back next time.

Let's see if we can do the three-peat. No, no. No, no three-peat. No, no. It's a confidence rebuilder now. Oh, God. I need to get something. The Lizzie McGuire movie.

Great choice, Claudia. That was a very good movie to put in there. There's all those movies that are the exact same plot line. I thought the Olsen twins did one. What is the one I'm thinking of with Selena Gomez? Is it Monte Carlo? Monte Carlo. Same film, pretty much.

Bree and Clint. Look, here's the situation that's going down right now. My parents, Mama Di and Big Steve, contributors of the Brian Clint Show. Contributors. Willing contributors? Not willing contributors, but contributors of this show for many, many years. They literally are arriving in New Zealand as we speak.

I think they might have already actually got here. They're in the country. We thought, look, I really wanted to be there at the airport to greet them with a sign. I thought that'd be nice, pick them up from the airport, greet them with a sign. But obviously we're on air right now and we couldn't do that. So I said to producer Ella, if I make up a sign to welcome my mum into the country, can you go out to Auckland Airport and hold up the sign

so she feels excited, you know, that someone's there to greet her? And to her credit, Ella didn't balk at that at all. She goes, yep, absolutely. Yep. You make the sign, I'll hold it. Yep. The sign and what it said that we sent her away with, what did we put on it?

I think it says, Welcome Australia's number one OnlyFans MILF content creator. Mama die. Mama die. And so producer Ella has been standing at the airport. Does your mum even know what OnlyFans is? I don't know. Does she know what a MILF is?

I think she might. I think she might. I believe Ella has made contact with my parents, and we're going to cross to her live. How's it all turned out, Ella? Oh, mate, it went off with a whistle. I got distracted after concentrating for too long. We finally saw them.

We scream out just as we missed them, and then they turn and see the sign, and Mama Di's just distorted with seeing a fan. I think she thought I was a fan. And then I'm like, no, read the sign, read the sign. And she's like, oh, oh, oh. Big Steve was laughing, it was all go. Hey, Ella, can you pass us over to the number one OnlyFans

MILF creator, please? Mama Di, come chat to them. Oh, do I have to? over to the number one OnlyFans MILF creator, please. Come and die. Come chat to them. Do I have to? Jeez, you've got fans showing up at the airport for you now, Di. We were expecting a limo. Yeah, well, we made you a sign. What did you think?

Yeah, I loved it. Oh, well, once I read it, I went, oh, I didn't know about that. And then your father agreed with it. So I'm kind of happy with that. Wait, wait, once I read it, I went, oh, I don't know about that. And then your father agreed with it. So I'm kind of happy with that. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, Mum, you know what OnlyFans is, don't you? No. It's where people post porno videos.

Oh, Brianna. Are you? No. I'm not going to tell your father that. I was going to say, more to the point, how does Steve know what OnlyFans is? I think Dad already say, more to the point, how does Steve know what OnlyFans is? I think Dad already knows, Mum. No, we were reading the MILF part or whatever it was. Oh, we all agree.

We all agree with that. Shush. That's undisputed. Shush. Well, I'm not going to not say that she's a MILF, am I? Okay, yeah, no, I agree, Mum. You're a MILF. No idea.

Well, I hope you've got no idea. Hey, Di, if you're a MILF, is Steve a DILF? No idea. I hope you've got no idea. Hey Di, if you're a MILF, is Steve a DILF? I don't know what that means but yeah, I'll say yes. Sounds good, ma. Hey, welcome back to New Zealand, guys. See you soon. Thanks, guys.

That was the welcome they deserve. MILF and DILF. Free in Clint. But what about this Italian restaurant that's in the news today where they're offering people free wine to put their phones away at dinner? Free wine? Free wine. Wait, what was the other part? Put your phone away. Oh, yeah?

They're called El... All I hear is free wine. El Condominio. They're a restaurant in the city of Verona and they've made worldwide news today because they're offering people a free bottle of wine if you hand your phone over before you have dinner. That must be what that song was about.

What's that? Free wine in Verona. Is that a song? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's what it's about. They say that they're doing it because they want it to be different from other restaurants. They said that technology is a problem

and that there is no need to look at your phone every five seconds, but for most people it's like a drug. So they're bribing them with another drug, alcohol. I mean, it's a good idea. Replace one drug with another drug. I personally think it's a great idea. Would you do it? 100%.

Me too. We used to have a thing in our friend group a few years ago, and I feel like it was on trend trend where every time we went out for dinner or a night out, like anything like that, we'd make a phone tower. Phone tower. In the middle of the table where you just have to stack your phones up. Whoever reached for their phone first paid for either the next round or paid for a round of drinks.

I love that. I love that. So it's an incentive not to touch your phone. Plus, let's be honest, a lot of people have got smart watches now. If it's super, super, super, super urgent, it's going to come up on your watch anyway. It's true. But it is the height of rudeness to be on your phone at dinner with someone.

Are you saying that whatever is in your device is more interesting than real-life conversation with me. I mean, probably most of the time that is correct. I physically cannot compete with TikTok. I understand that. But just give me 45 minutes of your time. It is frustrating. Like, I can understand if you, like, have family or whatever and you need to urgently get a message off.

That happens from time to time. But it's when you see that the person across you is checking instagram and they didn't even mean to they just by like muscle memory just took their phone out automatically opened up instagram and they're just checking a couple of stories it is the ultimate form of disrespect like fair enough if you're texting someone back or if you have to take a phone call if you're on instagram like there's no excuse i reckon you should have to step away from the table like yeah to show that it's urgent you should have to step away from the table. Like, to show that it's urgent, you should have to step away from the table. Just like step outside, do your message. I thought you were going to say if you're on Instagram, you get caught,

you have to go step away from the table and sit in the corner. Or you're at dinner and you're like, hey guys, I need an Instagram break. I'm just going to step outside and go on Instagram for five minutes and then I'll be back. You're like, I'll be standing with all the vapors outside. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, guys. I hate to do this, but I actually have to

go on Instagram for five minutes. It's an addiction. It's important. Oh, it's not that important. It's just more interesting than you. So I'll be back. You stay there. You stay there. I probably won't be back, actually, because then I'll probably get onto TikTok and I'll

probably spend, you know, 45 minutes on there. If you need me, DM me. I'll definitely see it because I'm going to be on my phone. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go.

Birthday bangers. Oh, sorry. How long have I been doing this job? What did you do? Well, I dropped the microphone and then it hit me in the tooth. Oh. It hurt. That'd be an ACC claim in our job.

Would it? Yeah. Yeah. Like if I chip my tooth on the microphone. Yeah, that's an occupational hazard. Damn. You could get veneers. Oh, hold on.

Let's see if I can crack a couple of them. No, I'm just kidding. I'm joking. I wouldn't want to do that. The number one songs when you turn 16, we'll do three of them. Leticia's here. Hi, Leticia. Hi, Leticia.

Hi, guys. How's your day been, Leticia? It's been good, thank you. Oh, good to hear. What's your date of birth? It's the 10th of the 3rd, 1991. All right. That means you were 16 in 2007.

And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. She was huge in 2007. You get Gwen Stefani and Akon, Sweet Escape. What do you reckon? Oh, no. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, she's playing Coachella at the moment.

Yep. Big deal, Gwen Stefani. She's back. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, she's playing Coachella at the moment. Yep. Big deal, Gwen Stefani. She's back. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Tyler. G'day, Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hello.

What have you been up to today, Tyler? It's just work, really. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough, mate. What is your birthday? 16-11-92. All right, that means you were 16 in 2008. And let's go back to your 16th birthday with this one.

Can't read my, can't read my, no, we can't read my poker face. She's got me like nobody. Bit of poker face, Lady Gaga. You like that one, Tyler? Better than Gwen's to start here, but... OK, I'll see what you're putting down. Akon, also on this song. Yeah.

Yeah. Akon was on in the mid-2000s. Akon signed Lady Gaga. Yeah, he did, yeah. He'd be making a fortune off her. OK, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Brittany. Hi, Brittany.

Hi, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hi there. How are you? Good, mate. What have you been doing today? I wish I had something to say. No one's done anything fun today. You've been working, you've been studying, you've been... I've been to work for two hours and I went to the gym and that was about it.

Good on you, Brittany. You've done stuff. You've done bits and bobs. What's your two hour job that you do? I'm a nurse but I'm on ACC at the moment. So I'm just doing light duty. Did you chip your tooth? I wish. On a stethoscope. Okay, Brittany,

give us your date of birth. My date of birth is 18th of May, 2001. Alright, Brittany, you were 16 in 2017. And wait no longer because here's your birthday banger. There's levels to it, you and I know. Tell them, be humble. Hold up, sit down.

Hold up, be humble. The Kendrick Lamar Humble. Do you like that one, Brittany? Can't say it was my favourite, but that's okay. I love this song, but the censored version is not the same. There's too many words taken out. There is a lot of words that have to be taken out. So I'm voting Gwen Stefani and Akon, Sweet Escape.

I'm voting humble Kendrick Lamar. Are you? Yeah, that's a vibe to me. Even though it's censored, I know. The Sweet Escape one's just kind of like... Claudia would like Ella to pick the winner today. So Ella, what's it going to be? Kendrick Lamar, Lady Gaga, or Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape?

Oh, I was originally going to go with Poker Face, but then Humble started playing and I was like, this is a vibe, so I'm going to go Humble. Yes. That's fun. I like it. That's decided it. Brittany, you're the winner of Birthday Banger.

Congratulations. Yay, thank you so much, guys. Thanks, Britt. This is a banger. Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Yay. Thank you so much, guys. Thanks, Britt. This is a banger. Huge banger. I just thought we weren't allowed to play it. Otherwise, I would have voted for it too. Hell yeah.

Zed and Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today from the year 2017 is Brittany. Sit down. With Kendrick Lamar's Humble. Banger. That slaps. Banger.

Next on the show, speaking of bangers, we've got Kaylee Bell in studio with us. She is absolutely killing it at the moment. She's on a nationwide tour. She's been nominated for New Zealand Music Awards today. She's winning country music awards in America and she's going to be on the show with us next. We love Kaylee Bell.

Bree and Clint. Please welcome our special guest, hot off a nationwide tour, which is not quite finished. It's Kaylee Bell. Yeah. About time we had you in the studio. nationwide tour, which is not quite finished. It's Kayleigh Bell. Yeah. Yeah.

About time we had you in the studio. I know. It has been too long, hasn't it? It's been way too long. You're always in Nashville, across the other side of the world, in Australia. Stomping ground, yep. You're a busy, busy woman.

How good is it to be busy? The best. I think I'm more productive when i'm busy is what i've learned lately i went to the show last week thank you for being there brie one of my favorite things is you came out in a warrior's jersey did you know the result of the game do you know i actually thought they'd lost and i was like oh do you still wear it if they lose and then yeah i'm in you know no matter what the success of them is obviously yeah speaking of boots at all um you've been nominated for a bunch of new zealand music awards today congratulations thank you it's um it's funny because like that's obviously not at all why you do music you know but it is so nice to be nominated and also more just the fact that i love going to

awards like i love getting to like walk a carpet and see people that you don't see very often it's like all facets of the industry it's the radio it's the media and we get to be in one place and celebrate um because you're from new zealand music award who's your favorite new zealand music artist or act of all time it would probably be in that era of like Brooke Fraser, Nika Moore, Beck Runger. I feel like those three females. You know, that was a real like golden time. My band was actually in another band called Midnight Youth, which were also that

era. And I still love, I still listen to their stuff. Kaylee, obviously massive success with the song Boots and All. I wanted to play a bit of game with you this afternoon. I've got my boots on, Bree. You've got your boots on. Great, because we're about to play a bit of game with you this afternoon. I've got my boots on, Bree. You've got your boots on? Great, because we're about to play Boots and All.

Okay, so how does this work? It's pretty easy, Kayleigh. Obviously, the song talks about how you have to accept me, boots and all. So I'm going to fire something at you and you tell us whether you would accept someone with this thing and all. Okay. Okay? I'm quite OCD, so I feel like this is...

Oh, no. Okay, so the first one. Mullets. Oh, yes. Okay, I would. I feel like this is a new thing and it's only because a lot of my family members have started getting them that I've had to be like.

I feel like a lot of your crowd would have them too, so. All right. So Mullets is a yes? Yeah, it's not a no. We'll take it as a yes, Mullets. All right, I know, Kayleigh, you are a millennial, a fellow millennial like us, so this one might be easy, might not be.

Skinny jeans. Oh, 100%. Skinny jeans. Thank God. Thank God, right? Thank God. Bring them back. Bring them back to me.

No, no, do not bring them back to me. No, bring them back. Let them go for men. I want to feel the denim tied around my ankle. Exactly. It's actually funny because I was just telling you about, so half of Midnight Youth is now my band. They used to have to buy skinny jeans from the girls department at the break.

Yes. Did they? They were so skinny. I love it. Can I try one that's going to really test how judgmental or not you are? Because you've been very accepting so far. And we want honesty. Take me as I am, baby.

More than five soft toys on the bed as an adult. God, no. No? No! That's a hard no. No, okay. That just reminds me of love, actually, with the girls just trying to get rid of the toys in a hurry, and you're like, it's tragic. Okay, we've found the line.

We've found the line. Skinny jeans, yes. Multiple soft toys as an adult, no. Yeah. Now, be careful with this one because this is personal. Side part. Be careful. Millennial side part. Millennial.

No. I felt that today. She's looking at you in your goddamn face And she said nah I used to rock one and it was just like It was a grim time for me Thank god I found the middle part It's time Brie it's time

I'm rocked I look terrible with the middle part guys I'm so sorry I feel personally intact. I'm going to take this as a hate crime by Kaylee Bell. You're not wearing one today, so you're fine. I'm all good today. She's in her safety top knot zone.

Hey, we're stoked for you. We're so excited for everything that's happening. We know that you're all jet-setting straight after this. You go play Topol, and then you go to Australia, and then you go to Nashville, and it's all rolling. So hopefully you get some time for a break soon, but not too soon because you're on fire. Thank you so much.

Great to see you, Kayleigh. Lovely to see you. Best of luck with the New Zealand Music Awards. That's Kayleigh Bell. But not side parts. And not the toys on the bed either. Yeah. When producers, can you be involved in this because we need a group collective

because I want to ask, when I say to you guys, what is the body part that you would look at on a man or compare on a man that you think correlates with the size of his male appendage? Hands. You would say hands, wouldn't you? Or feet. Hands and feet are the classics. Is nose one?

Nose. I don't know. Nose. Is that one? No. Like if you've got a big nose. Nah, I've never heard nose. I've never heard ears.

The forearm. No, careful now. You be careful what you're ears. The forearm. No, careful now. The forearm. You be careful what you're saying. Jesus Christ. I've heard that though. Kids are on holidays. But fun fact, your forearm from the beginning of your wrist up to the pit of your elbow

is the size of your foot. Oh, that's what I've heard. Isn't that crazy? And while we're here, if you go arms spread like a bird. Spread eagle, yeah. Spread eagle. From the top of your fingertip to the other fingertip is your height. The size of your penis.

Oh. Yeah. Shit, I've got a big penis. Me too. We span on earth. Who has one? Guys, call me the girth master. Nah, shoot.

Feet and hands are the classic, isn't it? Feet and hands are the classic, but that'set and hands are the classic But that's a myth Yeah Did you guys know that Is there no truth in it Well I mean I don't know how many studies they've done But this article that I am reading Says that they reckon it is an absolute myth

And there's new research out today As a man wearing size 12s With fairly big mitts You didn't even let me finish I know, I just said You're not even a size 12 are you? It's like I was about to say

I can confirm that it's a mitt but that's fine Well there we go There's new research out and experts have now indicated that there is something else that they truly believe correlates. Oh, there is something? Yes.

Oh. This is a little bit grim, but you know how they've – this is a real study that's been done. Yeah. And essentially what they did was is they measured. What did they measure? Multiple men at a morgue. Oh.

Oh, did men? Yes. Oh. Yes. Oh, look, look. I do not think I would be in my most presentable state when I was dead. Yeah, I feel like there'd be a little bit of shrinkage. It's all on blood flow and there is none when you're dead.

But okay. What a humiliating time to measure the men. But I mean, that's what the study was. And it was actually a study where they measured a hundred. Who proposed this study? Which university student was like, I want to measure the dead dicks? Yeah, let's go look at the dead dicks. It was in Japan and they measured 126 male corpses And they measured all these different

Body parts to see if there was A correlation with a body part Sure sure I know plenty of living men who would have willingly participated In this by the way but we're going with dead I mean just ask them and they're doing it In the shower with the shampoo bottle Exactly

Just ask people to write in. Okay, the body part that this study believes correlates with the size of a male appendage, your nose. Oh, Ella. Ella called it. Oh, what the? The nose, they saw direct correlation with the size of the nose to the size of the male appendage.

Stop looking. Everybody stop looking at my nose. It's really tiny. Stop. Hey. Didn't you have to have surgery to make it bigger? Yeah, that's a bit. No, I had to make my nostrils bigger, not my nose. I had to make my earways bigger.

Stop looking at my nose. Show us your nose. I feel objectified. I can't even see it. Where is it? Everyone look at it. I'm trying to find it. Oh yeah, that's a good nose. It's a perfectly

adequate sized nose. Thank you very much. It's quite chody. Chody nose. Is it the length like from the tip? Or from the bridge? Oh my god. Is it the girth of the nose? We are

done. Let's get out of here. You have parents in town to go and visit. I do. My parents are in town. My mum said she's cooking me dinner tonight. She just bloody got here. She's already in the kitchen cooking dinner. Oh, it's her choice.

I said that I would definitely pick something up. And she said, no. I'll cook something. It's her choice. I said, if you want a bed to sleep in, you can cook. But you don't have to cook. You can sleep on the floor. I'm outside. It's her choice, I said. If you want a bed to sleep in, you can cook, but you don't have to cook. You can sleep on the floor. Outside.

You can sleep outside with the dogs. Nice. What's mum cooking? She's cooking pom-pets. Pom-pets? Italian meatballs. Oi. Yeah.

Yes, please. Pom-pete. Nice, delicious, fun. We are back tomorrow for Friday on the Brian Clint Show. It's our last day before a wee holiday. Yeah, we're going on a week holiday. What song are we doing for Friday, Oki? Tomorrow we are doing Green Day's Holiday

before we go on holiday in the middle of the school holidays. How does that sound again? I had to remind myself of this song. Really? Because it's been a while. It's been a while. And then it all came flooding back. Remember that time we tested Ella on the band members of Green Day?

Yeah, that was a stitch-up, though. These guys haven't been relevant for 15 years. You reckon 15 years? Well, this song's from 2004. Is it? Yeah. When's American Idiot from? This album, yeah.

2004? I'm pretty sure, yeah. Shit. Time flies, eh? Time flies when there's a global pandemic. I'm sure it was, because American Idiot was written about President George Bush. Yeah, well, it just doesn't seem. 2004.

It was 2004, yeah. Geez, wow. There you go. There was a lot of songs written about him. Wasn't there? And yet no songs written about Trump. Yeah, they were too scared. I know.

Isn't it bizarre? Dear Mr. President was written about George W. Bush. Yeah. Pink wrote that one. Dixie Chex. Yeah. Incubus had songs about Trump. Everyone.

It was the thing to do. And then about Bush. And then Trump comes along and everyone's like, oh no, I don't want to offend my fan base. Literally. Anyway, there's a new Taylor Swift album out tomorrow. Maybe she'll have a track on there. We'll catch you then. Bye. Bye guys. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live

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